Revisiting WWE SmackDown 2004 - The Daniel Puder/Kurt Angle Incident の全文書き起こし

at 72 00:04:02.479 --> 00:04:05.919 that event lives in my head forever. I will literally 73 00:04:05.960 --> 00:04:08.319 never forget it. And I think that's very cool that 74 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:11.319 they got him to come in, especially because, like you know, 75 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:14.759 he just wasn't a part of wrestling anymore by that point. No, yeah, 76 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:16.600 that's pretty cool that TNA was able to do that. 77 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:19.079 I mean, obviously, you know, I think they you know, 78 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:21.160 Sting would have been cool for this too, but like, 79 00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:24.600 of course we get Sting later in TNA, So getting 80 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:27.240 Randy Savage here, you know, it was a positive for sure. 81 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:29.240 It's funny you talk about that outfit because we were 82 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:32.079 just talking about what may have been the same exact 83 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:35.600 outfit on Nitro on that episode where they were you know, 84 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:38.480 Bischoff was having Miss Elizabeth send him videos and he 85 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:40.399 was sad on the stage. I'm pretty sure it's almost 86 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:41.560 the same exact outfit. 87 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.399 Dude. Yeah, I mean Randy Savage last so yeah, yeah, 88 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:49.959 the yeah, where you're staring at the TV. Randy Savage 89 00:04:49.959 --> 00:04:53.959 also unsafe working environment, like that's crazy. Dude, saw one 90 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:55.240 Loki match and said. 91 00:04:55.199 --> 00:05:03.480 No waiting, No, it is what it is, and that 92 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:06.319 is not that is for. 93 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:07.839 You sting, not me. 94 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:10.920 Well, more to the story here, Hogan came to the 95 00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:12.920 Paver for you and negotiate it at length with Jerry 96 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.120 Jarrett and talked with many of the wrestlers as well 97 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:18.839 as TEENA owner Bob Carter, Dixie Carter's dad. Hogan expressed 98 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:20.560 an interest in coming in, but wanted to have the 99 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:24.120 final says in creative, basically taking Jeff Jarrett's power position. Well, 100 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:27.439 Hogan being there created a backstage issue because the issue 101 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:30.160 was also Randy Savage was there. Savage was furious Hogan 102 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:33.319 was there, feeling the company double crossed him by I 103 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:37.519 guess negotiating with Hogan. Savage hates Hogan to the point 104 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:40.319 he spent a year, running all over the country knocking Hogan, 105 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:42.720 wrote a song calling Hogan a chicken, and even did 106 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:45.560 a Grandstand challenge for a fifty thousand dollars shoot fight 107 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:49.040 for a children's charity in Tampa. I'm sure we've talked 108 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:51.879 about that before as well. Hogan, who like McMahon, understands 109 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:54.000 there is a thin line between hate and love, particularly 110 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.240 when you can make money with people you hate, tried 111 00:05:56.279 --> 00:05:58.839 to be nice even after everything Savage had said publicly 112 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:02.680 about him, brought in street fighters with him. As Savage 113 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:05.720 came in the building with Brian Adams and Hogan came 114 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:08.319 in with Brian Knobbs, they both just came with with 115 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:09.439 Brian's that they knew. 116 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:12.439 I guess, yeah, I think Brian Adams and Brian Knobbs 117 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:15.480 are street fighters. 118 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:17.399 I mean they're They're just as much street fighters as 119 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:19.040 Daniel Peter was in the fucking UFC. 120 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:28.480 He was in the UFC, right, exactly, all right, they 121 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:29.439 are street fighters. 122 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.199 From several sources, Hogan went to him and spoke first, 123 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:36.879 saying I want to smooth things out and words along 124 00:06:36.879 --> 00:06:43.560 the lines of I love you, brother Savage. 125 00:06:43.600 --> 00:06:46.680 Wait, so Meltzer got a report, who the fuck was there. 126 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:53.720 I don't know, dude, along the lines of I love 127 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:54.199 you brother. 128 00:06:55.079 --> 00:06:58.680 Yeah, According to one source, that's what it was, or 129 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:02.160 we can make money together. According to another, Savage responded 130 00:07:02.199 --> 00:07:04.519 with a flippant remark and refused to shake Hogan's hand. 131 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:07.000 There are disputes about this next line, but some have 132 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:09.759 said Hogan said if Savage felt that way, they could 133 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:13.360 step outside and settle it, and Savage immediately back down. See, 134 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:15.600 I don't believe that at all. I agree Savage would 135 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:16.399 have gave him the business. 136 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:19.199 I think, yeah, if you if you reverse that, I 137 00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:21.759 think Savage was probably the one that we can step 138 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:27.040 outside and settle it and right, No, I don't. 139 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:30.959 Others said Hogan didn't say that, but he was trying 140 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:33.199 in every way to smooth things over, and Savage was 141 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:35.600 being a total asshole about it, and he blew Hogan 142 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:38.199 off and walked away. That part, maybe, I feel, is 143 00:07:38.199 -->

00:07:39.600 closer to what I would believe. 144 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:41.680 I don't believe any of this happened. I think this 145 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:42.399 is all a lie. 146 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:47.040 I would love to believe it, though I love this. 147 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:50.360 Yours is probably way closer to the trie. 148 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:52.240 Yeah, I don't think any of this fucking happened. 149 00:07:52.439 --> 00:07:54.839 Well. Two days later, James Savage canceled, appearing on the 150 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:56.959 TV show, claiming it was because Hogan was threatening him, 151 00:07:57.000 --> 00:07:59.040 Are you threatening me? Which is a joke, and that 152 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:02.319 TENA provided him with an unsafe working environment. It's clear 153 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:04.600 Savage never had intention of wrestling and use token as 154 00:08:04.600 --> 00:08:07.399 his excuse. When Savage came, he was wearing a huge jacket, 155 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:09.959 tied his physique and was sweating like crazy and would 156 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:11.959 never take the jacket off. I mean, the sweating can 157 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:13.800 be very easily explained. You have a big jacket on. 158 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:16.600 That's also a classic fat guy tech. 159 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:19.600 Dude, and it works and it makes me feel. 160 00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:21.680 Good, dude. Yeah, right, Like if I'm in a hoodie, 161 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:25.959 let me be in a hoodie. Fuck you, I know 162 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:28.079 it's ninety degrees. You think I don't know it's ninety 163 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:28.720 degrees in here? 164 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:30.920 You think you're handling the weather better than me? Is 165 00:08:30.959 --> 00:08:36.519 that what you're Television? TENA More news here. Almost everyone 166 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:38.840 on the roster wound up furious at the company over 167 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:40.519 the fan fest the day before the pay per view, 168 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:43.840 after everyone spent hours signing autographs, most signing hundreds, with 169 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.279 the feeling that the company made out great selling tons 170 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:49.600 of merchandise. They paid the guy's cash on November ninth. 171 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:52.320 It is believed most made around twenty to twenty five 172 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:55.240 dollars for the day, and three live crew was furious. 173 00:08:55.679 --> 00:08:58.360 I'm absolutely stunned. Melter says that the company uh, because 174 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:00.440 not paying people anything would have been less of an 175 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:02.279 insult than handing them a twenty dollars bill for working 176 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:05.159 all day. From the Observant November twenty second, two thousand 177 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:07.399 and four and a more TENA stuff set up an 178 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:10.759 idea of a reprise of DX invading WCW as we're 179 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:12.600 going to have Hall and Nash invade the ww Royal 180 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:15.960 Rumble tapings on November tenth that were held at Universal Studios. 181 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:18.279 So this was when they were doing that commercial. We've 182 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:20.120 talked about this and I think we watched the episode 183 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:23.120 or something like that, where like they showed the footage 184 00:09:23.159 --> 00:09:26.639 of them going and abyss head a balloon and Tracy 185 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:27.759 had the cookies. 186 00:09:27.639 --> 00:09:31.360 The mahi mahi yes, yes, YEAHI may yes. So instead 187 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:33.480 of Haul and Nash they sent over the road Dog. 188 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:41.480 Which when in doubt call for the doll Well, as 189 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:43.200 it turned out, Hall and Nash to climb the offer 190 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.080 Pussy's being that they both only have limited dates. 191 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:49.360 She just tried to give us twenty dollars for a fans. 192 00:09:49.799 --> 00:09:53.759 We're not doing anything at all. Don't ever call me again. 193 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:57.919 You're a JABBRONI don't call me Jeff, Jarrett. 194 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:05.720 Bob, do not call lose my number. Shut up, silence. 195 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:11.080 Well, they said they probably didn't feel like burning a 196 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:14.399 bridge either. David Sahati put it together and rounded up 197 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:16.240 Tracy who came up with the cookies, Abyss who came 198 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:18.240 up with balloons, and Shane Douglas came with a mike 199 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:21.080 and want to interview Vince. Conan, Ron Killings and BG 200 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:22.840 James were also involved and had a white flag, with 201 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:24.720 the idea that the white flag, balloons and cookies would 202 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:26.559 have showed that they were coming in peace. There was 203 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:29.519 some concern among those asked to come that the we's 204 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:32.000 top stars there, including people like Angle Undertaker that have 205 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:35.399 WB responded physically that they were outmanned. Vince was out 206 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:37.120 by himself at one point and the TENA guys were 207 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:39.159 arguing about whether to ambush him or not because they 208 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:42.639 weren't ready and didn't got fucking punked out. Then they 209 00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:44.840 waited for hours from the comeback out, and he never did. 210 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:49.320 The next day, w Intellectual Property VP sent TNA a 211 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.879 letter that to avoid legal action, TENA needed to not 212 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:54.080 only agreed never to use the video footage,

but it's 213 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:58.639 rendered the footage to WWE within seven business dates that, uh, well, 214 00:10:58.679 --> 00:11:02.879 they don't do that the error, and I mean, nothing 215 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:04.639 really ever comes of it. It's just a funny segment 216 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:07.679 where ray masterials that are unmasked, and that's really all 217 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:09.159 they show. In the Mahi Mahi. 218 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:14.600 There was some concern that Angle and Undertaker would have 219 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:19.039 beat the fuck out of the road Dog, what like, 220 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:21.240 yeah to the road Dog. 221 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:24.080 Tony had said that. 222 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:27.879 The road Dog just says I got a heat with Kern, Angle, 223 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:30.679 Undertaker guys like it's on site too. 224 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:34.279 Yeah, I mean, God, how much I wish something would 225 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:36.480 have came of that. I mean, you know, it's always 226 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:38.559 that's how it is. I mean, you know, every every 227 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:40.679 backstage fight you ever heard of, unless you know there 228 00:11:40.679 --> 00:11:43.360 was accounts of shit really happening, it probably wasn't exactly 229 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.320 like this. Everyone was fucking fired up to do something 230 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:48.360 and then nothing came of it and it was never 231 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:49.240 gonna be anything. 232 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:51.919 Yeah. I loved how this always seemed it was like 233 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:55.639 TNA is, Oh, they're taking over w w's territory. They're 234 00:11:55.679 --> 00:11:58.320 going over to fuck with their guys, and it could 235 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:01.399 be a huge concern over the well being of everybody 236 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:03.960 after this segment, And then the segment is them walking 237 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:07.279 up to Raymisterio. He's like, oh, what's up guys? Hello boys? 238 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:12.480 Oh no, we're good. This is not I was supposed to. 239 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:16.519 Go Undertaker on here to kick our as is right, dude? 240 00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:18.480 Yeah, David so Hotty is probably looking at him, are 241 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:26.000 you guys? Boys? Guess that somebody better start fighting right now. 242 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:29.240 Punch this guy in the fucking head. Flip the tables. 243 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:32.399 What's wrong with you? Last thing here. Meltzer says this 244 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:34.519 has not been confirmed, but I've been told that Marty Wright, 245 00:12:34.799 --> 00:12:37.240 who is the forty year old guy who got bootle 246 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:40.000 off tough Enough for lying about his age, was signed 247 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:42.960 to a developmental deal and is now in OVW. Meltzer 248 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:44.879 says that's a relief. For a while there, I thought 249 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:46.480 you couldn't lie if you wanted to be in wrestling, 250 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:48.480 and it scared me that the next Hogan would come 251 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:52.519 along and knock at the opportunity. I mean, the Boogeyman. 252 00:12:53.080 --> 00:12:57.600 People still talk about the Boogeyman, you could say, I mean, listen, 253 00:12:57.639 --> 00:13:00.720 it's not the same level nearly, but if there was 254 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:03.879 anyone that was close enough to guy in wrestling that 255 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:06.039 people remember the likes of gold Dust, I mean. 256 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:10.600 Look, the Boogeyman is a legendary character in WWE history. 257 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:15.039 I mean, this guy video game legend. First off, he 258 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:18.480 ate the Gillian Hall Mole, right. I mean, if you 259 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:22.679 ask anyone that's like twenty seven ish right now, like, yeah, 260 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:24.639 they fuck with a Boogieman, Like they grew up with 261 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:27.200 this dude, you know, you know, and you know, I 262 00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:28.720 grew up with them a little bit. He was in 263 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:32.080 an era like right before I stopped watching you know, 264 00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:32.960 where he existed. 265 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:38.080 They if you love Smacks versus All two thousand and eight, 266 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:39.639 Boogeyman's in your top five. 267 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:42.039 Yeah, which is a lot of people, apparently. 268 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:43.200 A lot of people. 269 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:49.120 Yeah, So I think like the generational switch here did 270 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:51.279 a lot of good work for the Boogieyman. You know, 271 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:52.360 people love the Bogman. 272 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:55.120 That happens to a lot of guys. 273 00:13:55.399 --> 00:13:58.519 Yeah, for sure. I mean he's definitely the most popular 274 00:13:58.559 --> 00:13:59.639 guy out of this whole group. 275 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:03.200 That's oddly enough, that's true. 276 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:06.279 Yeah, like everyone knows the boogey Man. Fuck yeah, and 277 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:10.639 what's he wy he wants to come get you, gonna yeah, 278 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:13.039 I mean he's gonna get you, right, Like that's part 279 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:15.360 of the deal. It's not even like up for discussion, 280 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:16.759 like he's coming to get you. 281 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:21.519 Yeah. Yeah, And that's just so you know. Well, that 282 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:23.440 is it for the observers. Now let's talk about w 283 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:26.480 SmackDown November fourth, two thousand and four. 284 00:14:30.799 --> 00:14:34.559 All right, let's get into WWE SmackDown November fourth, two 285 00:14:34.559 -->

00:14:38.080 thousand and four. We are here in Saint Louis for 286 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:41.080 this SmackDown. This is very much. 287 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:45.919 Live super live. I mean, like the reactions of the people, 288 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:51.279 especially to this tough enough segment, tell me that we're 289 00:14:51.320 --> 00:14:53.799 in the purest era of the WWE. 290 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:56.159 Yeah. So I think one thing with this era that 291 00:14:57.159 --> 00:15:00.840 happens is it gets kind of clumped in with the 292 00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:04.360 SmackDown six era and the hot end of two thousand 293 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:07.600 and two early two thousand and three before happening a 294 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:10.000 lot deal, yeah right, where it gets cumped in. But 295 00:15:10.039 --> 00:15:12.759 this is definitely a different era with a lot of 296 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:17.039 similar guys, Like they still have Eddie, they still have Ray, right, 297 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:20.320 Kurt still there. You know, they're doing they're doing their 298 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:23.279 thing here still, but this is very much a different era. 299 00:15:24.120 --> 00:15:30.320 I also think that WWEE is better off with people 300 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:31.919 thinking this was a better era than it is. 301 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:35.919 I mean, dude, I like I mentioned, like, I don't 302 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:38.080 know why it is. I think maybe just because like 303 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:42.080 something about two thousand and four feels like that still 304 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:44.519 it could be the video games even though this is 305 00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:48.120 SVR is just coming out, so like that's lady a 306 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:50.519 new era. But yeah, no, I'm still in my brain 307 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:52.600 this is still Paul Hyman booked, even though that was 308 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:55.559 only a year and it was we're on the more 309 00:15:55.720 --> 00:15:58.200 not Paul Hayman error side of this than we are 310 00:15:58.360 --> 00:15:58.840 when it was. 311 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.720 Maybe because Paul still on the show, right, Yeah, he's 312 00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:07.600 still there's still there, right presentation, Yeah, right, but yeah, 313 00:16:07.639 --> 00:16:10.480 it's a totally different product by this point in two 314 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:13.159 thousand and four. So we start the show off here 315 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:20.519 little bit. I mean, you know we're talking about. 316 00:16:20.799 --> 00:16:23.320 That's the fucking yes, you know in your brain you 317 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:25.120 hear what that is. Still don't know what the words are. 318 00:16:25.399 --> 00:16:28.559 No one's ever uncovered them. Probably some kind of ritual. 319 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:30.559 Yeah, but it's super badass. 320 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:31.399 It is awesome. 321 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:34.879 We start

with a code open here. This episode surrounds 322 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:38.440 the tough Enough contestants. Uh. This was a big part 323 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.879 of SmackDown at the time. The tough Enough contestants are 324 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:44.840 doing sprints in the parking lot. 325 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:47.200 So this is them getting you know, prepared to be 326 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:50.919 a WWE superstar. These are the things you do, uh 327 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:54.000 to be a superstar. This is of course mine, yes, 328 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:56.240 super keep that in mind. This is the million dollar 329 00:16:56.360 --> 00:16:58.840 Tough Enough Challenge, by the way, which we've we've talked 330 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:01.320 about before. The winner of this is obviously getting a 331 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:06.759 contract and one million dollars. Uh spoilers one of them 332 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:10.119 is right. Yeah, they get a contract for a second 333 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:13.480 and they might get a quarter of a million dollars. 334 00:17:13.960 --> 00:17:17.119 Yeah. The the contract for the million dollar deal was 335 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:19.000 sort of shady. 336 00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:21.640 Super shady. Yeah, you know, we've talked about it before. 337 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:23.640 I don't remember exactly what it was, but I'm pretty 338 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:26.200 sure it was like a clause like, they will give 339 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:28.920 you a quarter of a million, and then after that, yes, 340 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:32.000 right exactly, they up to a million, is what they will. 341 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:34.160 If we want to keep you and pay you up 342 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.079 to a million. Yeah, super shady deal. 343 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:39.680 They show out. You know, Alice knows here and they're 344 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:42.119 showing the boys. It's they're showing timestamps, so when this 345 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:44.759 is happening, so you know it's happening, Like just as 346 00:17:44.759 --> 00:17:48.079 the show is starting. At six oh three, they're running sprints. 347 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:51.519 At six twenty seven they're doing squats and push ups. 348 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:55.240 Six forty one, they're doing more sprints. I'll ask the 349 00:17:55.319 --> 00:17:57.400 rye back Ryan Reeves if he wants to quit, and 350 00:17:57.400 --> 00:18:00.960 he says no. Then I'll ask Daniel Rhodeimer if he 351 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:02.880 wants to quit, and he says no, sir. Then they 352 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:07.279 show Nick Mitchell vomiting profusely, which they show a lot 353 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:08.039 through the show too. 354 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:09.799 Yeah, he throws up in a trash can. I think 355 00:18:09.799 --> 00:18:10.319 it was Alison. 356 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:18.000 He's a At seven twelve, they're in a bunch of 357 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:22.119 pasta boatloads of

pasta, they say, and drinking boatloads of milk. 358 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:26.599 So this tough enough season has quite a few names. 359 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:32.000 You probably recognize, one of them being the Miz Why, Yeah, 360 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:35.960 that's right, the Miz from MTV. H The other one 361 00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:37.160 the rye back. 362 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:41.359 Right on MTV. He's big here still, he's just not 363 00:18:41.799 --> 00:18:42.960 as big as he gets. 364 00:18:43.759 --> 00:18:48.480 Yeah, And of course we all know, uh, Nick Mitchell. 365 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:49.799 Mm hmm, that's true. 366 00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:52.359 He's the guy that throws up in a trash can. 367 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:56.920 Nick Mitchell, Mitch of the Spirit Squad. 368 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:00.640 Oh yeah, I think he also was RAS and the 369 00:19:00.759 --> 00:19:05.759 WWF if there's remember that a lot. 370 00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:08.519 They brought him back and he tried to keep it 371 00:19:08.559 --> 00:19:10.119 going when they were trying to give him something new, 372 00:19:10.160 --> 00:19:11.119 and that's why it didn't work. 373 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:14.200 Yeah, right, it was just past at this point, right, 374 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:19.720 So Al snow Here is the trainer for the time being. 375 00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:21.359 You guys know, Al snow they brought him back. 376 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:25.480 He looks great here. Al snow actually looks fantastic. He 377 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:28.799 has great hair, he does. Yeah, he's put together really well. 378 00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:31.720 Al snow really looks good here. It made me happy 379 00:19:31.720 --> 00:19:36.720 to see him looking that great. Yeah right, yeah, And uh, 380 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:38.559 of course we all know the tough enough stuff that 381 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:41.799 goes on later and obviously Bob Holly is a part 382 00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:43.960 of it, and Bob Holly I think becomes a part 383 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:46.240 of it later on in the later seasons because of 384 00:19:46.279 --> 00:19:47.160 what happens with this. 385 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:50.599 He was Bob I think has already done his His 386 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:54.680 seasons were like Matt Captelli season already happened. This is 387 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:58.759 actually yeah, this is actually the last like this version 388 00:19:58.799 --> 00:19:59.440 of its season. 389 00:19:59.599 --> 00:20:02.440 Holy shit, Wow, my my timeline was fucked up. I 390 00:20:02.440 --> 00:20:03.720 thought this was the first and then it went to 391 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:04.359 the other ones. 392 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:06.759 No, so yeah, they this is season four. 393 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:07.839 You're a tough Enough Guy. 394 00:20:08.359 --> 00:20:11.559 I love dude. Okay, I I fully admitting this. I 395 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:16.279 am a tough Enough guy. Probably every every year. I'll

396 00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:20.359 watch every season over. Wow. I don't know why. There's 397 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:23.160 something about it. I just super like and like I'm 398 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:25.240 able to just kind of forget it and like then 399 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:27.839 I'm like, oh fuck, yeah, like I've I've probably watched 400 00:20:27.839 --> 00:20:29.440 every season like five times each. 401 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:31.400 Yeah. The seasons are different than what they show on 402 00:20:31.400 --> 00:20:32.519 SmackDown though, right. 403 00:20:32.759 --> 00:20:34.880 This so this, this is the first time they did 404 00:20:35.119 --> 00:20:37.680 Tough Enough just on like the first time it wasn't 405 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:39.960 its own show. So before it was always like its 406 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:42.480 own like MTV show or whatever the fuck it was on. Uh, 407 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:43.920 And then this was the first one they were making 408 00:20:43.960 --> 00:20:48.000 it like a SmackDown segment every week. And then the 409 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:51.559 one after this is the stone Cold uh one with 410 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:54.759 m Dog And that's oh right okay, yeah, yeah, that's 411 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:57.359 that's like years later. Yeah. 412 00:20:57.440 --> 00:20:59.920 So they start off doing sprints in the parking lot, 413 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:03.960 they do some squats, they throw up, and then they 414 00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:08.519 eat pasta and milk that Daniel Peter is super excited for. 415 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:12.799 Like he he is like a child sitting there. They 416 00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:15.559 might as well have given him a cartoon sized knife 417 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:19.440 and fork of how excited he wants to eat Thista. 418 00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:23.480 So he's eating all this pasta and milk and we 419 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:26.240 can hear Michael Cole and Taz because they're kind of 420 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:31.039 running down this this b roll and they're talking about 421 00:21:31.559 --> 00:21:34.400 you want to be in the WWE. Huh, well, this 422 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:37.480 is what it's like being a WWE superstar. And it's 423 00:21:37.559 --> 00:21:42.839 just like seven or eight grown men eating enough pasta 424 00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:44.480 and milk to make you want to die. 425 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:48.400 Dude right back is like chowing down, gulping down a 426 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:51.359 gallon of milk, and like Al Snow's standing there going 427 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:56.839 m hmm, that's pasta. 428 00:21:57.359 --> 00:21:59.000 Now, don't forget the milk. 429 00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:01.640 Do you think like Stone Cold did this? 430 00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:04.759 And the yeah I was thinking was Barry Wyndham was 431 00:22:04.799 --> 00:22:09.279 a huge proponent of the sprint squat pasta deal. 432 00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:13.240 Like only an arn were brought up with the pasta 433 00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:16.960 milk diet and it's been passed down for generations and 434 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:19.279 then they went outside and rid sprints. 435 00:22:19.559 --> 00:22:22.000 Yeah right, that was the if for a lot of 436 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:25.039 the wrestling historians. Though. Remember this was a huge Nick 437 00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:29.079 Botwinkle deal. He would teach everyone this. You would sprint, squat, 438 00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:33.240 eat pasta and milk, and then fucking do it again, sprint, squat, 439 00:22:33.559 --> 00:22:41.119 pasta and milk, fucking do it again. Yeah. So that's 440 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:44.279 tough enough? Are you tough enough to be in the WWE? 441 00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:46.240 And it's just a bunch of dudes eating a lot 442 00:22:46.279 --> 00:22:46.839 of pasta? 443 00:22:47.279 --> 00:22:50.839 Sprint? 444 00:22:51.279 --> 00:22:53.880 How does how does this make the w W look 445 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.799 bad ass? Like don't you want to make we look 446 00:22:57.880 --> 00:22:58.440 bad ass? 447 00:22:58.759 --> 00:23:01.160 Like the fans are supposed to like these guys on 448 00:23:01.240 --> 00:23:04.000 the show? Now, like you make them look like the 449 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:06.960 biggest losers ever give them million dollars. Yeah, we fucking 450 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:09.640 the entire roster hates these guys, doesn't want them on 451 00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:12.400 the show. Yeah, and then next week they're gonna wrestle 452 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:12.920 the Rock. 453 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:16.680 Yeah. It was just it wasn't even so much of 454 00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:20.200 anything other than a humiliation ritual that the mis pass 455 00:23:20.279 --> 00:23:23.240 with flying colors and would go on to be the 456 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:25.880 WWE World Heavyweights Champions. 457 00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:28.599 Of the World. And you can call back to sprint 458 00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:30.640 squad Pastavilk do it. 459 00:23:30.599 --> 00:23:37.000 Again, which is a legendary ideology in the history Bestonerstley. 460 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:40.039 They had to do this all before heading to the 461 00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:44.079 ring with shockingly not beautiful people instrumental. They had to 462 00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:47.279 come out to popa roach getting away with murder instrumental. 463 00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:48.279 Times have changed. 464 00:23:48.519 --> 00:23:50.200 That's pretty badass, though it. 465 00:23:50.240 --> 00:23:51.880 Is a good fucking song. I do like that song. 466 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:55.000 They have all the boys in the ring. Rye Back 467 00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:57.319 has a Boston Red Sox hat tell you. 468 00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:59.519 In Saint Louis is crazy? What are you doing? 469 00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:02.319 He wants to eat for some reason on a show 470 00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:05.680 that the fans vote whether you stay or not. Well, 471

00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:08.200 Al Snow's out here with everybody, and he says, boys, 472 00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:10.640 you seem pretty proud of yourselves after last week he 473 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:12.880 did a real good job talking smack to the Big Show. 474 00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:14.960 But tonight I like to introduce you to the only 475 00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:17.519 w B superstar ever win an Olympic gold medal, the 476 00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:18.160 Iron Sheet. 477 00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:24.440 Come on down. Yeah, congratulations, guys, you made Big Show 478 00:24:24.440 --> 00:24:27.480 feel really bad. I hope you feel good about yourselves. 479 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.119 In the Observer, Big Show was like actually like tilted 480 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:32.039 by having to do all that. By the way, like 481 00:24:32.359 --> 00:24:34.480 we haven't covered that, I don't think, So I wasn't 482 00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.680 gonna get too deep into the weeds with it because 483 00:24:36.759 --> 00:24:38.960 I imagine we'll talk about it unless we have I don't. 484 00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:42.279 Yeah, well, I mean with how WW was at the time. 485 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:45.240 You know, that's just part of the deal. So you're 486 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:47.799 in WWE. We like to make this guy feel as 487 00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:50.400 bad as humanly possible all the time, so you just 488 00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:51.400 have to get used to that. 489 00:24:51.680 --> 00:24:52.480 One of our stars. 490 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:54.200 And if he beat you up, he beat you up. 491 00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:56.000 But most of the time he's pretty cool, you know, 492 00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:59.680 like he's pretty cool about it. But this week he's 493 00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:01.440 not so cool about it because he just got shot 494 00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:04.079 by a tranchuilizer dart and just other shit. It's so 495 00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:05.119 sorry about that. 496 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:07.480 And here comes the guy that did it to him, 497 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:11.039 mister Kurt Engle. And Kurt comes out and I don't 498 00:25:11.079 --> 00:25:14.119 know how to describe him other than oddly not wet. 499 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:17.720 He was like it made me feel odd how dry 500 00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:19.160 he was. I can't explain it. 501 00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:21.319 Yeah, he did have a match and eye, so I 502 00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:23.880 don't think he was supposed to wrestle or anything, so 503 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:25.400 he probably didn't wet himself down. 504 00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:28.440 Sure, what a fool he should have gotten really oiled 505 00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:29.200 up for this time. 506 00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:31.200 Yeah, really, he could have got out of that hole. 507 00:25:31.119 --> 00:25:36.039 Later, fucking Michael Cole. And maybe this is why I 508 00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:37.599 was talking about how dry it is, because the Plan 509 00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:43.400 commentary says that go makes note how sweaty the guys 510 00:25:43.400 --> 00:25:46.119 in the ring are, you know, because obviously they're blown 511 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:48.240 up to shit and full of milk and pasta. Do 512 00:25:48.279 --> 00:25:51.519 it again, and uh, Kurt gets in the ring and 513 00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:53.960 he's not happy. He does not want to fucking do this. 514 00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:57.960 By every account ever, everyone hated the tough enough guys 515 00:25:58.160 --> 00:25:58.599 for real. 516 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:02.240 Yeah, they they didn't deserve to be there. Yeah, that 517 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:05.039 was real. There was real resentment, yes. 518 00:26:05.519 --> 00:26:08.240 And Kurt, Kurt's just starting fucking with these dudes. First 519 00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:10.839 he gets in Daniel Rodeimer's face, he's the tall blonde guy, 520 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:14.200 and he tries to make him flinch. He knows better 521 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:15.599 than to do that. To the ride back, he doesn't 522 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:17.519 try to fuck with him. And then he he gets 523 00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:20.880 in Chris Naraki's face. He's I don't think Chris Naraki 524 00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:23.759 ever goes on to do anything, sadly, and he gets 525 00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:26.079 in his face and says, what's your name? He will tonight, 526 00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:29.440 he says, is Chris Naraki, and Kurtz says, you think 527 00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:32.480 you're tough enough, and Chris Naki says yes, sir, and 528 00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:37.079 Kurt says, no, you're not shut your mouth. What's your name? 529 00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:38.880 Mike Msanen? Oh ship? 530 00:26:40.920 --> 00:26:45.880 The mis stare down just one time, slows down, the 531 00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:51.359 screen gets sapia. Holy shit, Kraig, who has the miss 532 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:54.799 So you're Mike awesome? You think hitting people in the 533 00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:55.799 head of the chair is cool. 534 00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:58.039 No, that's not me. That's not me. What the fuck? 535 00:26:58.920 --> 00:26:59.640 W sucks? 536 00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:01.759 No, I wasn't there. I was on MTV. 537 00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:04.160 Yeah it is. Now shut your mouth. 538 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:09.920 What kind of gladiator are you? No? No, no, wrong 539 00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:14.839 show show. So he says his name is Mike Musanna 540 00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:18.160 and Kurt says, you're the MTV guy. Huh and Mis 541 00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:22.039 says yes sir, And Kurt says, MTV sucks. 542 00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.240 They don't even play music videos anymore. 543 00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:28.920 That's why this tough enough shit's not on there anymore. 544 00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:32.319 And Kurt looks a rye back and he spits on 545 00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:34.920 the ground, and Rybak says his name is Ryan Reeves 546 00:27:34.920 -->

00:27:37.039 and the crowd boozer because he's wearing a goddamn bread 547 00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:37.680 socks hat. 548 00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:40.200 Yeah, Cardigle stares down a rye Back, very similar to 549 00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:42.960 the Miz. The screen goes safe you boom, do you 550 00:27:43.079 --> 00:27:47.960 want it? Boom? Let me hear ladies and gentlemen. 551 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:50.720 Kurt's patting out like three Maynias in a row here. 552 00:27:50.759 --> 00:27:51.640 That's fantastic. 553 00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:54.799 Yeah, no, I mean this was legendary. This whole segment 554 00:27:54.839 --> 00:27:57.880 set up a lot of w w's time. It sucks 555 00:27:57.880 --> 00:27:59.960 that Kurt Angle went to TNA because we didn't get 556 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:02.400 to see anything blew it all. Yeah. 557 00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:06.440 Well, Kurt tells rye Back he's pretty muscular, and uh 558 00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:09.039 Rybak says, means nothing, and Kurt says, you're damn right. 559 00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:11.039 I destroyed guys twice as big as you, so shut 560 00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:13.519 your freaking mouth to I mean, he's giving these guys 561 00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:16.640 the business. He goes up to big Daniel Rhodeimer and 562 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:18.200 he's staring him down, and he says, don't look at 563 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:19.640 me like that. I'll slap your face. 564 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:23.359 Don't look at me. Stop looking. 565 00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:26.759 And Danielroneimer has like just the shittiest smile on his 566 00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:29.359 face every time you look at this guy. And Kurt 567 00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:30.920 looks on and says, oh, you're the smart ass. You 568 00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:33.880 think you're smart, think you're funny smart ass answer the question, 569 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.480 and Daniel Roheimer says, I don't think I'm a smart ass, 570 00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:39.079 and Kurt says, well, how about I beat your ass? 571 00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:44.839 God answer shut up. Then he gets in Nick Mitchell's 572 00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:46.319 face and he says, oh, I heard you're gonna be 573 00:28:46.359 --> 00:28:52.680 in the Spirit squad ha Just what. 574 00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:54.240 Filter do you want? 575 00:28:54.720 --> 00:29:00.119 Big time so much lodger that life. 576 00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:03.079 Wow, Kurt was good at this, the whole positioning thing. 577 00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:07.880 I mean, wwe the land of foreshadowing. This was cinema 578 00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:11.960 before cinema was around, good lord. And he gets in 579 00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:13.440 Nick Mitchell's face and he says, oh, I heard you 580 00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:16.279 think you're pretty tough, huh? And Nick Mitchell says yes, sir, 581 00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:18.799 and Kurt says, no, you're not shut up. I'll punch 582 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.599 your face in, I'll make you dizzy, I'll knock you out. 583 00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:24.559 Don't look at me like that stair away, stare away, 584 00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:27.839 and Nick Mitchell's not staring away, and Kurt's like getting 585 00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.319 flustered because this kid's supposed to like get chumped and 586 00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:32.799 he's not. And Kurt just starts pushing him with his 587 00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:35.759 face and he's not looking away, and then he pie 588 00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:36.440 faces him. 589 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:38.839 I'm like oh, man, man, you gotta learn how to 590 00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:40.680 sell sell for the VET. 591 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:43.880 Did they think like, okay, yeah, do you think that's 592 00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:44.440 what it was? 593 00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:44.720 Like? 594 00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:47.720 They thought it would be better to not iggy these 595 00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:50.400 guys at all that. Hey, maybe you should like fucking 596 00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:52.279 like go along with what Kurt's doing. 597 00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:54.519 Either you get the business or you don't. 598 00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:57.599 So Justice Smith is here also a fucking big dude, 599 00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:01.359 and Kurt says, uh, you know said him in? Justice 600 00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:04.319 Smith says, sir, And Churt says, sir, that's respect. You're 601 00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:06.440 a pretty tall guy. Huh. I didn't know they stat 602 00:30:06.440 --> 00:30:08.799 crap that high in Saint Louis. I think Justice Smith 603 00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:11.200 said that about Big show the week before. That's right, 604 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:14.319 he did, Yeah he did. And chrits says, what do 605 00:30:14.359 --> 00:30:18.680 you gotta say now? Uh? And Justice Smith awkwardly tries 606 00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:21.119 to g up the crowd. He says, is Saint Louis 607 00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:23.799 in the house, but Kurt cuts him off, and then 608 00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:28.960 Justice Smith awkwardly stands there laughing. It's super uncomfortable. Uh. 609 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.359 And Kurt says you think it's funny and just Smith 610 00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:34.000 says no, sir, And Kurt says, you want me to 611 00:30:34.039 --> 00:30:34.920 spit in your face? 612 00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:38.920 Okay? I would have loved to see Justice Smith take 613 00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:41.319 kerr Angle and throw him like into the fourth Road. 614 00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:42.480 I mean, Justice Smith. 615 00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:44.799 He's gigantic. 616 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:46.720 He might be the tallest guy here, legit. 617 00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:51.359 I actually can't believe that, Like, he doesn't get a shot. 618 00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.559 I was kind of hoping, I honestly was kind of 619 00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:55.759 hoping that Justice Smith would have raised his hand when 620 00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:59.200 Kurt later on I was to fight, Like he just 621

00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.000 raises his hand up and he's like, yeah, I'll go 622 00:31:01.039 --> 00:31:03.640 fight and he gets in the ring. What do I do? 623 00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:05.200 I can't grab his head, he's too tall. 624 00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:08.599 That would have been fucking awesome, dude. 625 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:11.799 Justice Smith gives him the fucking overhand strike to the 626 00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.960 bag and then Kurt lays down, and Justice Smith looks 627 00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:17.640 through the crowd and geez up, who wants to see 628 00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:24.880 a fucking power bob? Yes, yes, use me do I'm 629 00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:27.920 not a stack crap h and Saint Lewis. 630 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:32.880 So Kurt then gets in Daniel Peter's face and the crowd, 631 00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:35.559 I mean the crowd. By the way, Ferry obviously likes 632 00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:38.680 this guy, like because he of course looks like a 633 00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:41.079 UFC fighter that was popular at the time. 634 00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:44.319 He is the UFC fighter that was popular at the time. 635 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.640 They say that on commentary as the crowd cheers for 636 00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:49.680 the UFC. 637 00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:54.720 That's fucking insane, dude. Yeah, Like I thought he was like, 638 00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:57.240 oh wow, t door Tis, that's pretty cool. Little did 639 00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:00.119 I know, this guy's a top UFC star already. 640 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:05.400 So Daniel Peter was not in the UFCO. He was, Yeah, 641 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.279 he was an MMA fighter, but he wasn't in the 642 00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:08.160 UFC or anything. 643 00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:08.920 Literally never. 644 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:13.200 Yeah, they really do mention the UFC here, which I 645 00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:16.839 guess maybe UFC was gaining some momentum, but things weren't 646 00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:21.839 very great and for them until the Ultimate Fighter finale pretty. 647 00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:23.359 Much and it must have been early enough that you 648 00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:26.359 could just lie like nobody like, oh yeah, this guy's 649 00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.000 from the UFC. Oh yeah, sure, cool. 650 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.359 Yeah, Like people in the crowd knew what UFC was. 651 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:33.440 It was gaining a lot of momentum, Things were getting regulated, 652 00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:36.039 fights were starting to like make a lot more sense, 653 00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:38.799 you know, like, yeah, it was becoming a legitimate thing. 654 00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:41.480 It wasn't doing super well, like I think they were 655 00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:45.240 still losing money, you know, for a while until the 656 00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:48.039 Ultimate Fighter really popped off. I think the Ultimate Fighters 657 00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:50.119 what got them like their highest by rate at the time, 658 00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:54.279 which was Pewter versus Couture. 659 00:32:57.839 --> 00:32:59.079 It wasn't Pewter Liddell. 660 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:03.839 Nah, nah, I know you think there was a guy 661 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.279 named Chuck Liddell. That was Daniel Peter. 662 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:11.920 Oh yeah, dude, That and those Mandela's will get me 663 00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:14.319 every time, just like I mean, I thought this, I 664 00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:16.279 thought this SmackDown was taped until you told me he 665 00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:16.680 was live. 666 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:18.319 Yeah, no, this is super live. 667 00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:22.119 So Kurt's in this guy's face. He says, oh, yeah, 668 00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:25.759 you're the UFC guy. Huh, And Daniel Peter says, yeah, 669 00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:34.640 I go by Chuckleddell much crazy, you're the iceman. Kurt says, 670 00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.000 you have a fight Olympic champion. You don't want to 671 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:40.680 because I'll beat your ass. And Peters, you know, selling 672 00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:42.319 a little. He's just laughing, And Kurt said, you think 673 00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:43.599 this is a joke. I came out here because I 674 00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:45.720 assumed you all think that standing up to the big 675 00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:48.680 show makes you tough. Well it doesn't. I shot show 676 00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:53.079 with a tranquilizer and shaved his freaking head. That's tough, dude. 677 00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:56.640 That was funny as hell. Because the Miz starts corpsing, 678 00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.559 as Kurt Angle says, because MS is the only one 679 00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:03.319 here that watches the show he like enjoys. Yeah, I 680 00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:05.200 mean maybe ride Back does. I don't know much about 681 00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.519 ride Back, but for the most part, History says that 682 00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:09.519 the Miss was like the biggest wrestling fan out of 683 00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:11.480 the tough Enough guys at the time. Yeah, so he 684 00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:15.000 watched that episode for sure. So he starts corpsing, and uh, 685 00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:17.360 you know, Kurt was trying to be serious in character 686 00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:19.400 even though it's funny for the audience, you know, And 687 00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:21.840 Miss starts corpsing. Kurt goes over to him. He don't laugh. 688 00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:22.760 Don't freaking laugh. 689 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:23.840 Don't freaking laugh. 690 00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:28.760 That was like super real. It was like he pushed him. Hey, 691 00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:32.920 don't freaking laugh. Hey man, don't blow this segment. Now 692 00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:34.199 we're right there. 693 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:36.519 So Kurt says, when you're in my ring, you're the 694 00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:38.719 Saint

Louis Cardinals and I'm the Boston Red Sox. You 695 00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:41.199 get it, and the crowd booze rye. Back tries to 696 00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:42.760 buddy up with them by pointing to his hat, and 697 00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:44.400 Kurt no sells them because he does not want to 698 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:48.559 give his heat to ride Back. No way, And Kurt says, 699 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:51.039 I had also train you today for one reason, and 700 00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:53.480 that's to prove a point that what you did today 701 00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:55.280 in my world is a day off. 702 00:34:55.719 --> 00:34:57.239 I do that on my day off, and then when 703 00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.159 it's time for me to come to work, I shoot 704 00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:01.760 people with tranquilize the darts and shave their freaking heads. 705 00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:05.559 Don't laugh, don't laugh, miss don't fucking laugh my gossip. 706 00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:06.559 Shut the fuck up. 707 00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:09.400 Do you think it's a joke. 708 00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:12.480 Kurt says, you have no idea what it takes to 709 00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.119 succeed in this business. You have no idea. You stay 710 00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:17.159 here with an opportunity when a million dollars or for that, 711 00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:20.039 I hate each and every one of you. That's real 712 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:20.519 as well. 713 00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:23.119 There's real resentment because Kurt so beat up at this time, 714 00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:28.519 Like Kurt is unbelievably hurt. He's injured, yeah yeah, and 715 00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:31.840 he is historically hurt all the way through the time 716 00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:35.199 till he ends up getting let go from WW and 717 00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:37.800 he goes to TNA where he is still hurt. 718 00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:38.840 Right, yeah, right. 719 00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:41.679 He actually never stops being hurt from this point. 720 00:35:41.559 --> 00:35:45.360 Forward, which is a sad tale of wrestlers. 721 00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:46.800 Really, Yeah, for sure. 722 00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:49.440 So Kurt says, I'm told that you can an opportunity 723 00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:51.559 to win a special prize tonight. I don't think you 724 00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:54.519 deserve that prize. But the real competition starts right now. 725 00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:57.360 Now back up, all of you. Now it's time to 726 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:04.000 watch this. So Kurt starts doing squat push ups, this 727 00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:07.519 fucking you know, squat thrusts. Uh, and he's doing them. 728 00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.000 Crowds not really into this segment anymore. Kurt says, these 729 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:12.320 are called squat thrusts. We're gonna have a little competition. 730 00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:14.440 The man that does the most squat thrust to night 731 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.440 wins a special prize. Al starts counting and then tells 732 00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:20.800 him to stop, and Kurt starts fucking getting mad. You 733 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:25.360 gotta be kidding me. You're a freaking disgrace. And while 734 00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:27.199 the boys are trying to figure out how to do 735 00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:29.800 squat thrusts in the amount of times that they're asking 736 00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:32.480 to do it, Cole says, hey man, all right, let's 737 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:34.280 just fucking show you what happened last week with the 738 00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:39.239 Big Show. They recaped that whole thing, and like I said, 739 00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:40.760 we'll probably talk about in the future, so I don't 740 00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:43.360 want to go into that. But Big Show, I mean, 741 00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.280 just kicks these guys' asses. 742 00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:50.079 Yeah, I mean, what the hell are these guys training for? Like, 743 00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:51.400 what the fuck is going on? 744 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:52.400 The stars? Come on? 745 00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:56.079 Yeah? What like, all right, so welcome to the w 746 00:36:56.079 --> 00:36:58.400 BE here's the pasta in the milk, Big Sure's gonna 747 00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:02.039 kick your ass. And uh, anyways, do these squad thrusts? 748 00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:04.880 I guess yeah, and then was gonna shoot on you. 749 00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:11.840 What's going on here? 750 00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:14.400 This is also this is what they did to the 751 00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:16.920 w CNW guys when they came over from the invasion. 752 00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:20.840 Van Hammer used to no chance. 753 00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:26.719 But hey, is that WWF some meat? W Sean Stacy 754 00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:30.559 eat this? You kick his ass? 755 00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:34.519 Do not let Justin Credible go come back here, c 756 00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:42.320 W Champion. I grabbed the clicks bags. Please bitch their 757 00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:43.679 ten a bitch, I'll come here. 758 00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:48.719 They're reading Mahi Mahi, you eat this pasta, So we're 759 00:37:48.719 --> 00:37:51.280 back on SmackDown. They're all doing squad thrusts, and Kurt 760 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:52.760 the whole time is just saying, oh my god, you 761 00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:57.119 guys fucking suck, and Kurt says refs if these guys 762 00:37:57.119 --> 00:37:59.159 do it wrong, eliminate them. And if they can't do 763 00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:02.079 or they quit, they're eliminated. And Chris Naraki's the last 764 00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:04.599 one left, and Kirk gets in his face and says congratulations, 765 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:07.880 you just won the special prize and that is you're 766 00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:09.800 gonna have your very first match the night right here 767 00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:13.840 in Saint Louis against me, And of course that's what 768 00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.679

it was. And it's not like a wrestling like you know, 769 00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:20.320 they're not working. Kurt is amateur wrestling this guy when 770 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:23.239 they ring the bell, so the bell rings, Kurt front 771 00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:26.760 face locks Chris, Naraki takes him down. Naraki grabs the ropes, 772 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:30.639 which I mean, good on him for having some awareness, 773 00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:33.119 and I mean, Kurt just double exis, dude, he's fucking 774 00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:36.199 him up. He pins them, beats them, and that's uh 775 00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.119 where it probably should have ended. 776 00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:43.920 But I legit fractured in Iraki's ribs here. Really, Yeah, 777 00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:45.519 I think he like shoot injured them. 778 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:48.159 Oh my god. Wow, that's good. 779 00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.079 Yeah right, that's that's. 780 00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:54.320 Good for this whole fucking concept. That's good. We should like, yeah, 781 00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:56.880 break his ankles next time too and shoot them. 782 00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:59.639 Yeah, we should put Daniel Peter in the main event 783 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:01.639 and that have three guys beat the fuck out of them. 784 00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:04.119 Yeah, we should do a yeah, why not? And then 785 00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.159 let's do next week. Let's do a who can jump 786 00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:09.000 off the SmackDown fist? The fastest competition. 787 00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:11.719 All right, let's see who can survive getting thrown off 788 00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:16.119 a balcony by the Big Show. Next week, curt I 789 00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:17.079 freaking survived? 790 00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:27.119 They stop laughing. Yeah, like, dude, what the fuck? Like? Yeah, dude, 791 00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:29.239 a kick you in the head and run you over 792 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:30.719 with a rike. She's gonna hit you with a car 793 00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:31.760 this week. Contest. 794 00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:34.719 All right, well this don't don't get too much now 795 00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:39.719 because this ship actually sounds crazy good? Yeah do that then? 796 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:40.079 Yeah? 797 00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.840 Right? What if they had to redo all the w 798 00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:46.480 WE moments like let's see survive stuff? All right, guys, 799 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.199 So here's what we're gonna do this week on Tough 800 00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:51.199 Enough on SmackDown, We're gonna bury all you guys in 801 00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:55.079 this huge grave, and we're gonna see one who survives, 802 00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:58.239 and two if anyone can recreate the Undertaker's handcoming out of. 803 00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:03.960 The grounds, your hand out the grave. All right, now, 804 00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:06.280 this week, all of you bring your cars in because 805 00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:07.719 Goldberg's got a monster. 806 00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:13.199 This week on Tough Enough Heat addition, we will be 807 00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:16.360 tying up all the contestants of the one million dollars 808 00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:19.960 tough Enough to the turnbuckle post, and then we will 809 00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:22.800 be attaching a car battery to their balls soaking wet 810 00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:27.679 and if anyone survives, uh, then you'll be here next 811 00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:29.239 week where we push you off the hell in a 812 00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:31.199 cell into the truck full of hay. 813 00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:35.159 Oh you think Shane freaking McMahon's a joke, Is that right? 814 00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:37.360 You think you're better than a freaking rakishi. 815 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.320 We have a guest trainer here this week, Steve Blackman, 816 00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:41.920 and he's gonna hit you in the back of the 817 00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:43.800 kindow stick and you're gonna drop twenty feet in the 818 00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:45.559 air right onto the stage. 819 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:48.000 Oh you think Shane freaking McMahon's a joke? Up some 820 00:40:48.079 --> 00:40:54.440 of the kurts there every week you're talking about this, Oh. 821 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:56.880 My god, Like that would have been awesome actually talking. 822 00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:59.199 I mean, if they're gonna fuck with these dudes, why 823 00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:01.239 not do it to that extent, right, like fuck the 824 00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:04.519 squats fucking push him off the hell and of cell Today. 825 00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:08.559 This week on Tough Enough, we're gonna explode your pyro 826 00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:12.360 in your face and we'll see what happens. No one wins. 827 00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:13.840 I just want to see what would happened with you guys. 828 00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:15.400 Honestly, this is unfilmed. 829 00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:17.880 This I want to see Chrystal ROCKI can, well, you 830 00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:18.880 would do if he was called. 831 00:41:18.760 --> 00:41:22.239 Off fireman on Tough Enough DVD Bonus this week, We're 832 00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:25.599 gonna put you through the ring. You're gonna take a 833 00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:28.280 back body drop through the hell and of cell into 834 00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:31.519 the ring for the DVD bonus Extra Tough Enough this week. 835 00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:35.320 So Kurt gets on the mic after he embarrasses Kristner Raki, 836 00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:37.639 and he says, who wants to get in the ring, 837 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:40.519 And Daniel Peter raises his hand and Kurt says, you 838 00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:41.559 want to get in the ring with me, get your 839 00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:44.039 ass in the ring, and Daniel Peter does that, and 840 00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:48.559 Michael Cole says, Pewter is a cage fighter from Ultimate 841

00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:49.679 Fighting Championship. 842 00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:53.719 Well, you know, maybe part of it was they wanted 843 00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:55.639 this guy to be from the UFC, so when Kurt 844 00:41:55.679 --> 00:42:00.119 Angle beat his ass, he'd be like the UFC guy. 845 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:03.280 Well, yeah, I thought that one through. 846 00:42:03.440 --> 00:42:07.719 Well, I mean, technically, by the way, Kurt does beat him. 847 00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:11.320 Kurt wins, but they changed. 848 00:42:11.079 --> 00:42:12.440 The rules halfway through, but he did. 849 00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:16.920 The referees. I mean, it's the screw job they saying, 850 00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:21.079 little screwge ob for her, if anything. So the bell rings, 851 00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:24.360 they start grappling, I mean they're they're legit wrestling, like 852 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:28.760 they're for real going forward here. They didn't think for 853 00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:35.400 a second to maybe tell this guy anything. Pewter, Like 854 00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:37.239 even Kurt in the ring kuldn Of said, all right, 855 00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:40.199 let's fucking roll around a little and then I'll pin you. 856 00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:42.719 That's what Ego would do to you. I think Kurt 857 00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:44.079 just thought I'll take care of this kid. 858 00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.360 It must, I mean, and so he thought he would 859 00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:48.440 because he I mean, he front face locks him, he 860 00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:50.639 backs him in the corner of the crowd is chanting UFC. 861 00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.079 I'm shocked they didn't like bleed that out on the 862 00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:56.079 SmackDown Live show. 863 00:42:57.079 --> 00:42:59.599 No, they wanted that, right, They wanted UFC, and they 864 00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:01.599 wanted so when Kurt beat him, I think that was 865 00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:04.960 the idea. Surek WB guys are stronger, these are the 866 00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.000 strongest athletes in this field. 867 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:11.440 Well, Kurt goes to slam Pewter, but Pewter grabs a 868 00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:15.440 goddamn double wrist lock, and I mean he's got him 869 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:21.280 and it's in. Like Pewter he could have snapped Kurt's 870 00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:22.079 arm for real. 871 00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:25.480 Yeah, when they're on the ground and he grabs the arm, yeah. 872 00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:29.079 He's it's in. That is like it's in in and 873 00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:32.519 like he's fucked, like Kurt is in trouble. 874 00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.400 Yeah, I mean it's super in and Pewter is like 875 00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:38.880 he's one second away from breaking his arm because I 876 00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:41.000 think he's just super locked in. Like at this point, 877 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:45.159 sure they're really grappling, and like you start grappling

and 878 00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:48.440 like you realize, okay, so we're like really grappling. Like 879 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.199 there's a different sense that takes over, and he gets 880 00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.159 him down. He gets that Kamor, and he does he 881 00:43:54.239 --> 00:43:56.679 does try to break his arm. I mean it looks 882 00:43:56.679 --> 00:44:02.199 like he definitely does. And Kurt reacts very quickly because 883 00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:05.599 he knows that like if it didn't get broken up immediately, 884 00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.239 his arm is legit gonna get broken. 885 00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:11.840 So Pewter has this key lock in and his shoulders 886 00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.559 are down, and I think one of the referees gets iggyed. 887 00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:16.679 I believe it was by Gerald Brisco like on the 888 00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:20.159 headset to count and he does, you know, ref counts 889 00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:23.679 to three and it's over, so he lets go to 890 00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:27.119 hold it's over. Brenengle's arm is not snapped in half, 891 00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:29.880 and Pewter gets up to shake his hand, and I 892 00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:33.239 mean Kurt's in his face and he's hot, he is 893 00:44:33.880 --> 00:44:37.360 talking shit to him, and there's so there's a few 894 00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:38.840 things we can go over here if you want to 895 00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:42.239 get into this now, this kind of what happens here, 896 00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:45.159 because there's you know, different versions of the story. I 897 00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:47.039 have what the Observer says, I have what Daniel Peter 898 00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:50.360 says happened as well. So let's uh, let's take a 899 00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:53.199 look for her, all right. So from the Observer, November fifteenth, 900 00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:55.519 two thousand and four. Back in the Observer here, Meltzer 901 00:44:55.519 --> 00:44:58.039 writes on eleven two in Saint Louis, we came a 902 00:44:58.039 --> 00:45:00.639 few seconds away from having the Steve Williams bart gun 903 00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:03.400 finish quite frankly, and I was almost ready to cry 904 00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:05.400 watching this, because you could see that if exactly what 905 00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:07.559 they didn't want to happen actually did, they have created 906 00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.559 a new star in one night. Meltzer thinks this would 907 00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:12.440 have made Dan Peter a star, which I guess I 908 00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.199 mean a star in the sense that everyone would know 909 00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:15.079 who he is forever. 910 00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:17.599 Yeah, I mean it would have been reported on by 911 00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:19.960 a lot of people, like a lot of outlets and things. 912 00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:23.079 Meltzer, you know, he goes over what happened, you know, 913 00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:26.440 recaps at all and he says here as we continue on, Angle, 914 00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:28.840 with his ego bruised, was pissed and refused to shake 915 00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:31.159 Peter's hand, although he was playing bad guy and may 916 00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:33.159 have done that anyway. And he whispered to him that 917 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:35.480 this was the entertainment business and it's not about hurting people. 918 00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:38.039 Angle said to Peter, don't you know any better, It's 919 00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:40.840 not a fucking UFC match, It's an amateur wrestling contest. 920 00:45:41.400 --> 00:45:44.559 Angle continued, stay off your back? Are you stupid? Are 921 00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:47.559 you fucking stupid? All right, well, better luck next time 922 00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:50.679 and get out of my face. When Corderis was counting three, 923 00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:52.639 in the background, you can see Charles Robinson indicating to 924 00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:55.480 Corderas that Peter had his shoulder up. Apparently Peter had 925 00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:57.039 already asked one of the two referees if he could 926 00:45:57.039 --> 00:46:00.039 do a submission and been told it was okay, it 927 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:02.599 was over. Angle was furious in locker room, trying to 928 00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:04.320 say it wasn't supposed to be a submission deal. He 929 00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:06.079 was also mad at management because he was given no 930 00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:08.159 advance notice over what he was supposed to do, so 931 00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:09.840 it wasn't as if he'd been training even for a 932 00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:12.280 week to get ready to do shooting after calming down 933 00:46:12.320 --> 00:46:14.719 Angle expressed interest and also turning it into a major angle, 934 00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:18.199 but the company wasn't interested. I don't know if it 935 00:46:18.199 --> 00:46:20.599 would have you know, how much they could have gotten 936 00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:22.519 out of it turning it into an angle, right, Like 937 00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:26.119 this kid isn't really a wrestler. Wrestler, so, like, you know, 938 00:46:26.199 --> 00:46:29.519 they probably could have got something, but they do nothing. 939 00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:31.079 I guess, you know, I don't know if they just 940 00:46:31.079 --> 00:46:34.880 didn't see how much of a big deal this was 941 00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:37.840 to like, you know, coming out of the show, Like 942 00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:40.320 I don't, like Meltzer said in The Observer, like Vince 943 00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:43.400 didn't really know that people gave a fuck about this 944 00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:45.039 and that's why he wasn't going to turn it into anything. 945 00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:47.400 It would have been cool, though. 946 00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:50.039 Yeah, I think so. It would have been interesting at 947 00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:51.000 the very

least. 948 00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:55.360 Daniel Peter, when talking about this, said, here's the thing. 949 00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:56.679 People have grudges. At the end of the day. I 950 00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:58.840 don't hate anybody. Did I make an opportunity for what 951 00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:01.119 was given shirt? Did I follow yes? Did they say 952 00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:04.039 no striking? Yes. If anybody's real enough and authentic, they're 953 00:47:04.039 --> 00:47:05.480 going to tell you what really happened. At the end 954 00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:07.039 of the day. I've never had a problem with Kurt 955 00:47:07.079 --> 00:47:11.239 angle per se. And here's Kurt talking about this from 956 00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:12.840 an interview from two thousand and eight. Kurt says, I 957 00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:15.079 was in a very awkward situation at that point. I 958 00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:16.800 couldn't do five push ups. I was in a really, 959 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:19.039 really bad shape. My neck was really bad, and Vince 960 00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:20.320 asked me to do this. He wanted me to wrestle 961 00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:23.639 all of them. I wasn't worried about Peter, you know, 962 00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:25.079 he was the last guy. I was more worried about 963 00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:27.679 the two big guys. I waited about two oh seven. 964 00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.239 My body was deteriorating, my neck was killing me. And 965 00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:32.519 the first kid I wrestled, I got him in the 966 00:47:32.559 --> 00:47:34.519 front headlock and took him over. When I did, I 967 00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:36.360 jam my head into the canvas and both my arms 968 00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:38.760 went completely numb, and i'd pin the kid. I didn't 969 00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:40.039 want to do anymore, but I opened my mouth and 970 00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:41.960 said who else wants some? And nobody would raise their hand. 971 00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:44.400 Then fans started looking over at them, and Peter was like, 972 00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:46.320 I'll do it, you know, so I said, come on in. 973 00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:48.719 I was like, I can't believe I'm doing this because 974 00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:51.000 I can't even feel my arms. Right now. So we 975 00:47:51.039 --> 00:47:53.760 get in there. The referee started and I take a 976 00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:56.320 half assed shot because I'm scared to death of my neck. 977 00:47:56.599 --> 00:47:59.639 Pewter back down and the fans cheered. I was like Geez, 978 00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:02.199 even attacked them. Every time I attacked him, he would 979 00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:04.320 back into the corner. The more it went on, the 980 00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:06.519 more my hands started like I couldn't even close them. 981 00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:08.559 I ended up getting him, had him in a single 982 00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:10.199 leg and I went to go do a double leg 983 00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:12.360 and he grabbed the rope. He grabbed the rope and 984 00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:13.920 I reached around my back to get him off the rope, 985 00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:15.079 and that's when he got me in the arm bar. 986 00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:17.119 Now I had him. All I had to do and 987 00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:18.320 I would never do it because I don't want to 988 00:48:18.360 --> 00:48:19.719 hurt any of these guys. But I could have thrown 989 00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:21.199 them right on his head because both of his hands 990 00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:22.920 were locked. All I had to do was go backwards 991 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:24.960 and throw him right on his head. Instead, I brought 992 00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:26.119 him in the middle of the ring and you could 993 00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:27.719 see it on a video. I dropped to my knee 994 00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:29.280 and I drop him nice and easy on his back. 995 00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:32.280 Now Pewter starts cranking, and the whole thing was it 996 00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:34.400 wasn't even supposed to be an ulimate fighting contest. It 997 00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:36.239 was a wrestling match, but there was supposed to be 998 00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:39.599 a submission. He was a more on. He would put 999 00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:41.039 his back on the mat and it wasn't even supposed 1000 00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:42.440 to be one two three count. It was only supposed 1001 00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:45.559 to be a one count. So that's you know, Hurts 1002 00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:51.599 version of that. So, I mean, this is pretty I 1003 00:48:51.639 --> 00:48:53.840 don't know if anything ever comes close to happening like 1004 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:55.960 this again in terms of, you know, a guy with 1005 00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:58.320 no experience getting in the ring with a dude that's like, 1006 00:48:58.400 --> 00:48:59.880 you know, a vet and almost breaking this. 1007 00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:04.599 Yeah, definitely a time that I remember. 1008 00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:07.719 Yeah, and you know, Kurt gives him shit in the ring, 1009 00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:10.760 you know, they tells him to get the fuck out 1010 00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:13.440 of the ring, and then uh then that's that's pretty 1011 00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:15.840 much all she wrote. You know, he calls him fucking stupid, 1012 00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:19.559 and you can see it on the show, like he says, 1013 00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:21.559 are you stupid? Are you fucking stupid? Remember the next 1014 00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:23.800 time we get out of my face and tas on commentary, 1015 00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:25.760 I don't know if he's being fed this and Ta says, 1016 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:27.559 Kurt said, you're in a wrestling contest. What the hell 1017 00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:31.599 you doing on your back? Kurt says, uh, when you're 1018 00:49:31.639 --> 00:49:32.760 in this ring, you're in my ring, and by the 1019 00:49:32.760 -->

00:49:34.480 looks of it, none of you are tough enough. Now 1020 00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:36.519 get out of my face, and then he spikes the 1021 00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:39.119 mic because I imagine he is fucking tilted. 1022 00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:43.079 Yeah, I uh, Kurt was doing freestyle wrestling, Peter was 1023 00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.719 doing shoot Kimora's in the raf count of the three count. 1024 00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:46.960 I don't know what was going on here. 1025 00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:54.280 This is MMA pitch UFC UFC, So. 1026 00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:57.199 Michael Colin taz here they go over the segment. It 1027 00:49:57.280 --> 00:50:01.519 shows clips of Booker T versus Orlando George when Booker 1028 00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:06.039 T glombs JBL and wins the match to face JBL 1029 00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:09.280 for the WWE title at the Survivor Series. 1030 00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:12.679 Speaking of that, we go backstage. Josh Matthews is backstage 1031 00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:16.239 with Orlando Jordan and JBL, and Josh Matthews tells Orlando, 1032 00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:18.119 you have a rematch with Booker T. What makes you 1033 00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:19.800 think the result is gonna be any different than last 1034 00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.360 week when Booker T pinned you, And Orlando's looking at 1035 00:50:22.440 --> 00:50:24.639 him like, hey, what the fuck? And he goes to 1036 00:50:24.679 --> 00:50:28.039 say something and JBL stops him from speaking, and then 1037 00:50:28.079 --> 00:50:31.519 he just smacks the dog shit out of Josh Matthews. Dude, 1038 00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:33.079 like full on slap. 1039 00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:33.880 In the top of the head. 1040 00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:36.840 Yeah, And JBL says, take that base out of your voice, son, 1041 00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:39.880 this is my chief of staff, mister Jordan. You treat 1042 00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:42.480 him with respect. And Orlando says, let me tell you something, 1043 00:50:42.719 --> 00:50:45.960 you little pizza. I'm gonna beat the hell out of 1044 00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:48.000 booker T, just like I want to do to you. 1045 00:50:48.840 --> 00:50:53.039 And Josh Matthews says, fuck this, fuck this shit. He 1046 00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:57.559 flips out, and I was like, what what am I? 1047 00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:01.000 Is this for real? Like, he says, I'm tired of 1048 00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:05.119 the abuse. And he goes to leave and just says, 1049 00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:08.039 all right, you know what, let's start over. Orlando, you're 1050 00:51:08.039 --> 00:51:09.800 not seeing this in a rational perspective. In order to 1051 00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:12.119 be book T, you gotta have your head in the 1052 00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:15.760 game and not up JBL's rear end. And he pushes 1053 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:17.079 the mic on Orlando or the leaves. 1054 00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:18.840 I mean, this is one of the biggest pops in 1055 00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:22.960 WWE history right here. Yeah, he says, you need to 1056 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:25.320 not have your head up his rear end. 1057 00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:35.599 Josh, Josh, Josh. 1058 00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:35.719 Dude, I love this era. I mean, you just do 1059 00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:38.480 whatever you want. Yeah, whatever reaction we want right here, 1060 00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:39.880 we're gonna have it doesn't matter. 1061 00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:41.679 At all. 1062 00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:44.599 Yeah, I mean this should always made me cry. I 1063 00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.519 gotta keep it away with you watching it back. 1064 00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:51.199 Josh Matthews also tough enough guys, So like this means 1065 00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:55.639 something yeah, right to me? Yeah, and you know, thank 1066 00:51:55.800 --> 00:52:00.679 fuck he stood up for what's right. He should have 1067 00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:03.719 told Orlando to stop spraying shit all over himself and 1068 00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:05.280 get his head on the jvl's rent. 1069 00:52:10.920 --> 00:52:14.800 So yeah. Booker t versus Orlando Jordan a return match. 1070 00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:24.719 Survivors Stories by the way, Uh, they show a graphic 1071 00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:27.159 of JB versus Booker brought to you buy the. 1072 00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:30.880 Xbox Nice dude, kick ass not bad. 1073 00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:33.840 I don't really remember if this is a good Survivor 1074 00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:36.519 series or not. So I don't know if Xbox money's worth. 1075 00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:39.880 Oh what do you remember most from it? 1076 00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:41.400 All of it? 1077 00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:46.000 Right? 1078 00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:58.800 So Booker takes it to Orlando Jordan's early Here, he 1079 00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:02.599 hit some chops you a rebound back elbow. Booker grabs 1080 00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:05.079 the arm, but Orlando Jordan takes him to the corner 1081 00:53:05.320 --> 00:53:07.599 and then cheats the count to take over for a second. 1082 00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:10.719 Here a bit Booker up and overs off a whip, 1083 00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:13.880 hits a cryonic kick, hits a sidewalk slam, gets a. 1084 00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:17.599 Two count hmm, big ass uh sidewalk slam too. 1085 00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:20.400 Booker T hits the one hundred and tenth street Slam, 1086 00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:27.199 but JBL runs in no, and they started fighting immediately, 1087 00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:30.079 and of course the numbers game is too much as 1088 00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.840 Orlando Jordan gets up and they two on one assault 1089 00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:36.679 Booker T and then JBOL hits the clothes line from Hell. 1090 00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:42.599 Clothesline from Hell. I mean, what a fucking finisher this is. 1091 00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:47.360 It's great for an act that's evil because it likes evil. 1092 00:53:47.760 --> 00:53:49.760 It

looks like it has evil intent. 1093 00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:53.320 Yeah, like there's just yeah, you're right, it's just mean 1094 00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:55.960 behind it. Yeah, like it's I I'd love it. And 1095 00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:58.960 you know, if you know, JBL could have probably got 1096 00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.760 as over with the power bomb, but the clothes line 1097 00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:03.559 from Hell, he just puts some stink on it. 1098 00:54:03.599 --> 00:54:06.400 And like, I do love the cigar power bomb. 1099 00:54:06.280 --> 00:54:10.000 Dude, and so does everyone on the NBI's Yeah. 1100 00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:12.800 Well, there's always something that holds over from the era 1101 00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:17.039 before it, right, and that is that. So we go backstage. 1102 00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:21.480 The Dudley Boys are here as the Cruiserweight Champion, the 1103 00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:23.679 Boss Spike Dudley, walks. 1104 00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:25.599 Up and he says, you guys ready, you know last 1105 00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:27.599 week I made a deal with kurd Angle that we'd 1106 00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:30.239 eliminate the Big Show. Well, you know you two would, 1107 00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:32.440 and when you do, one of you will be chosen 1108 00:54:32.440 --> 00:54:34.400 as the fourth member kurd Angles team a Survivor series. 1109 00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:36.360 And Bubba says, all right, that's cool, but you said 1110 00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:39.199 you had a plan. And Spike Dudley the Boss says, 1111 00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:41.559 of course I have a plan. I'm the boss. We're 1112 00:54:41.599 --> 00:54:43.239 gonna go down to that ring. I'm gonna call it 1113 00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:45.239 the Big Show and we're gonna eliminate him right now. 1114 00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:49.440 And then he tells Bubba and Devon to get the tables. 1115 00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:53.360 I uh, I gotta say, I actually, I don't know 1116 00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:57.159 how long this lasts. I kind of really like little 1117 00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:59.239 Spike Dudley being the boss of the Dudley. 1118 00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:04.360 So we go backstage. Josh Matthews one t is here 1119 00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:05.480 with Teddy Law. 1120 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.320 Comes on screen. Austin Pop says, I'm sorry for what 1121 00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:14.559 I did, but I'm tired of being bullied, and Teddy says, 1122 00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:17.320 I understand, but with your job, you have to be professional. 1123 00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:20.719 Booker comes in says Teddy, serious has happened out there? No, 1124 00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:32.239 I want to what the hell Teddy Teddy is disassociated 1125 00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:32.920 in the office. 1126 00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:38.400 Teddy, Teddy, what what what do you want? 1127 00:55:41.960 --> 00:55:43.840 You're the fucking boss. Can you pay attention? 1128 00:55:45.840 --> 00:55:47.280 That's Spike Dudley. 1129 00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:54.920 They give my job, boy player. Well, Booker says, Teddy. 1130 00:55:55.320 --> 00:55:57.559 It ain't making no difference who it is. You're in, 1131 00:55:57.920 --> 00:56:01.920 so Booker team with Josh Matthews. 1132 00:56:01.920 --> 00:56:04.559 Now, so we got to a Dudley Boys town hall. 1133 00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:07.880 It cuts to the ring and Spike Dudley is standing 1134 00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:11.760 on a table as Devon and Bubba pace around the ring. 1135 00:56:12.760 --> 00:56:15.519 Spike is legit. There's a table set up in the 1136 00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:17.840 ring and Spike is standing on top of it and 1137 00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:19.840 he's calling out the Big Show. He says, I'm the 1138 00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:22.800 boss the Bows and I'm demanding you get down this 1139 00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:25.000 ring right now. You're not man enough to fight me. 1140 00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:27.199 You're not tough enough to fight me. Oh come on, 1141 00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:31.480 we already did that segment. It's tough enough's done, Big Lance. 1142 00:56:31.559 --> 00:56:35.039 By the way, I thought Spike Dudley was a cardboard cutout. 1143 00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:38.760 On the I mean it looks ridiculous. Yeah. 1144 00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:42.000 I definitely thought, like one or two frames into them 1145 00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:44.679 cutting to this scene that that was a cardboard cutout. 1146 00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:46.360 Big ship's too stupid. 1147 00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:49.280 Yeah, and then he goes to grab him and he's like, 1148 00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:55.360 oh fuck, whoa what do we do about this? Teddy? Teddy, teddy? 1149 00:56:55.480 --> 00:56:56.880 What what do you want? 1150 00:56:58.239 --> 00:56:59.079 What the fuck? 1151 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:04.719 Aren't you forty. 1152 00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:07.679 Figure about yourself? 1153 00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:10.719 Man? Ask me what to do right now? 1154 00:57:11.880 --> 00:57:13.159 No, I didn't watch your match. 1155 00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.719 What does it matter if I watched? There didn't You're 1156 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:18.360 doing another one in two days. 1157 00:57:19.639 --> 00:57:21.800 Here comes the Big Show, and Big Show's very confused. 1158 00:57:21.800 --> 00:57:24.840 He can't believe that either he can't believe the Spike's 1159 00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:26.960 call him out or he can't believe that Spike Dudley 1160 00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:30.599 is very tall. Of a sudden, he's huge. And Big 1161 00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:33.159 Show gets in the ring and Spike Dudley spits right 1162 00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:36.360 in his face, which is pretty nuts, especially because there's 1163 00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:38.079 a guy who's gimmick on the show is spinning in 1164 00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:38.880 your face. 1165 00:57:38.760 --> 00:57:40.719 And there's another guy who is throwing up a lot. 1166 00:57:41.960 --> 00:57:45.559 Well, we brought back and

we're gonna fire again. Oh 1167 00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:49.159 the show goozle Spike, who is standing on the table 1168 00:57:49.199 --> 00:57:52.440 and the Dudleys jump his ass, and Divon goes out 1169 00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:53.800 of his way to fuck a bunch of him in 1170 00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:56.480 the balls from behind. I mean, he really got down 1171 00:57:56.519 --> 00:57:57.039 there for it. 1172 00:57:57.760 --> 00:57:58.800 Yeah, that was pretty cool. 1173 00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:02.079 I respect it. Three d to the Big Show, lay 1174 00:58:02.119 --> 00:58:06.000 them out and uh. The Dudley's then set up a 1175 00:58:06.039 --> 00:58:09.559 table in the corner like Spike is on the second rope. 1176 00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:11.800 They set up one diagonal in the corner. Then there's 1177 00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:14.760 that table that was already set up. The Dudley's trying 1178 00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:16.880 to pick up the Big Show, but he double goozles 1179 00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:21.239 them headbutts, bubba choke slammed Divon through the table, Choke 1180 00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:24.440 slammed a Bubba through the other one, just decimates these 1181 00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:27.679 fucking tables, which I mean, God, these guys gotta go 1182 00:58:27.719 --> 00:58:34.719 to TNA now. There is nothing left for you, guys. Man, 1183 00:58:34.760 --> 00:58:37.079 They are not trying to do shit with you. Guys. 1184 00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:41.239 They gave you that undertaker push and it did not work, 1185 00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:43.079 and they don't see you as shit. 1186 00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:43.519 Man. 1187 00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:44.360 You gotta go. 1188 00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:47.159 Well. They tried separating him right in the draft, didn't work. 1189 00:58:47.199 --> 00:58:48.519 Didn't work, brought. 1190 00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:49.719 Him back together, didn't work. 1191 00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:50.519 Nope. 1192 00:58:51.559 --> 00:58:53.639 I mean, this segment felt so cold. 1193 00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:58.320 Which is for for a big show, killing dudes and 1194 00:58:58.519 --> 00:59:02.119 going after a guy so so much smaller than him. 1195 00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:05.760 Thing on a tape show. Josh Matthews had a bigger 1196 00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:06.960 reaction than this Angle. 1197 00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:10.119 Well, we get a backstage segment here. Kurt Angle is 1198 00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:13.199 here with mister Peas before Luther Rains and I'm not 1199 00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:17.519 a Mark Jin drag and they're looking for a fourth 1200 00:59:17.559 --> 00:59:19.400 member of their Survivors series team. 1201 00:59:19.719 --> 00:59:22.159 Well, Luther Rains is calling the shots here. He says 1202 00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:24.559 the Dudley Boys didn't get the job done. And Kurt says, 1203 00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:26.280 you know what I'll think of something you guys got 1204 00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:28.159 to think about your tag match coming up,

which is 1205 00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:31.280 I started like fist pumping. Wow, Luther Rain's Mark Jindract 1206 00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:34.679 tag match. I can't wait. And boy, old boy, was 1207 00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:39.000 I surprised at how much time they got So KURTI, 1208 00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:40.840 here's something in the distance. I didn't know where they were. 1209 00:59:41.239 --> 00:59:43.519 I thought they were like about to jump somebody. I 1210 00:59:43.519 --> 00:59:45.480 didn't realize that they just heard two guys in the 1211 00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:47.400 locker room talking and they walk over to them. They 1212 00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:48.960 made it seem very sneaky at first. 1213 00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:51.679 Yeah, they heard two badass motherfuckers and they had to 1214 00:59:51.679 --> 00:59:52.480 go talk to him. 1215 00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:54.920 Yeah, they heard Carlito chomping on an apple and his boy, 1216 00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:57.519 Heyeseus is in the fucking party. Let's go like, what's 1217 00:59:58.320 --> 01:00:00.960 top guys here? And Kurt walks up and says, Carlito, 1218 01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:03.079 something funny just came up. We have an opening on 1219 01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:04.239 my Team of Survivor series. 1220 01:00:04.519 --> 01:00:06.400 You know, I heard about your match with see Him 1221 01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:07.280 Punk nextage. 1222 01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:12.519 It was crazy, wow, really long, guys like you guys 1223 01:00:12.599 --> 01:00:16.559 fucking really well. Yeah, they're about to get my boys 1224 01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:18.400 here sometime on the show. Not as much as you guys, 1225 01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:21.159 but I'll give you some time. Nonetheless, he says, what 1226 01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:23.960 about Latino, he versus Carlita cool? Pretty cool? Huh So 1227 01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:28.960 Carlita says pretty cool, and he's eating his apple. 1228 01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:33.400 Carlito and says Carlito cool, And Carlito eats the apple. 1229 01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:40.679 That says cool A plus segment. 1230 01:00:41.199 --> 01:00:42.960 Yes, I like. 1231 01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:45.119 Kurt says, listen, you're a great US champion. I'm a 1232 01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:47.199 great American. It's a great combination. What do you say? 1233 01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:50.639 Carlita takes a big bite of the apple. Good crunch 1234 01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:55.519 on this not edited. It doesn't need to. They should 1235 01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:58.480 have added a Lucia underground smack to him biting the apple. 1236 01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:02.400 Well, thankfully, he always took big bites. Anyways, you could 1237 01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:03.159 always hear it. 1238 01:01:03.400 --> 01:01:06.400 Well, he you know, teases like he's gonna spit in 1239 01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:08.599 kred Angle's face, but he doesn't. He shakes his hand 1240 01:01:09.079 --> 01:01:12.840 and Carldo says, Carlito on Angles team. That's cool. Carlito 1241 01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:14.559 says cool, and the segment's over. 1242 01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:18.199 Yes, and then Kurt says, awesome, we got our fucking team. 1243 01:01:18.199 --> 01:01:20.679 So first things first, we're gonna draw some straws here, 1244 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:25.199 shortest one has to go stab John Cena. 1245 01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:27.199 Hey, Zush, you have to You're not on my team, 1246 01:01:27.239 --> 01:01:28.800 but you have to draw straw anyway, like it's just 1247 01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:30.480 sorry kind of how the rules are? 1248 01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:34.280 We go backstage. RVD is here as Ray Mysterio walks 1249 01:01:34.360 --> 01:01:41.000 up and says, RVD, what hey. 1250 01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:46.559 And rv DY says, you know they're about to head 1251 01:01:46.599 --> 01:01:48.679 the ring for their tag match, and Already says, wait 1252 01:01:48.719 --> 01:01:51.920 a minute, we're not ready. Let's get synced up. And 1253 01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.840 Ray says that he's representing the six to one nine 1254 01:01:55.159 --> 01:01:59.000 and rv DY says, and I'm RVD. 1255 01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:01.679 The he come on, Ray says, you know, I'm representing 1256 01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:06.639 the six one nine, and then there's me rv D. 1257 01:02:07.199 --> 01:02:09.119 That was his thing, and then there's me. 1258 01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:13.760 RVD and they bumped this and that's synced up. They're 1259 01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:14.440 in sync. 1260 01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:17.119 Now, dude, I love this Team. I can't name one 1261 01:02:17.159 --> 01:02:20.000 standout match in my brain, but this is like a 1262 01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:21.800 SmackDown versus Raw Dream Team. 1263 01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:25.239 This has to be Okay, smacked then versus Raw is 1264 01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:27.960 exactly what I was thinking of when I see these two. 1265 01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:30.159 I don't know why that is. I must have just 1266 01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:31.880 played it as a ton of that game or something, or. 1267 01:02:33.719 --> 01:02:36.519 Like two guys I was playing with constantly. Yeah, so 1268 01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:42.440 super due so Xbox presents Survivor series. It's November fourth here, 1269 01:02:42.519 --> 01:02:46.639 which means that Halo two releases in five days. Whoa 1270 01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:50.199 who I mean, if you've been here for a while, 1271 01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:52.280 you've heard me say this one hundred times. If you're 1272 01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:55.880 new here, welcome to me saying this one hundred more times. 1273 01:02:55.880 --> 01:03:03.239 Halo two changed online console gaming forever forever. My goat game, Like, 1274 01:03:03.320 --> 01:03:07.440 this game is so fucking good it's unbelievable. Still holds 1275 01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:10.880 up to this day. The week of a Halo two drop, 1276 01:03:10.960 --> 01:03:13.880 I mean, the world did not know that shit was

1277 01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:17.679 gonna change forever. They logged onto Xbox Live pre patch 1278 01:03:17.719 --> 01:03:20.000 Halo two and they were beating people down ten times 1279 01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:22.519 and they weren't dying. I mean, pre patch Halo two 1280 01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:26.599 was fucked, but post patch Halo two. Very good. Sure, 1281 01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:29.360 seven or eight people that are listening probably know what 1282 01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.480 the fuck I'm talking about. Shout out, but it's for them. Oh, 1283 01:03:32.559 --> 01:03:37.519 I know what the lady's like. Yes, sir, So we 1284 01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:41.480 have RVD and Ray Masterio versus Luther Rains and Mark Jendrac. 1285 01:03:41.880 --> 01:03:45.000 Yes, and it's time to give the boys some time. 1286 01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:49.559 Mark Jendrak and Ray Mysterio stared down to start things off. 1287 01:03:50.239 --> 01:03:53.880 Just one reminded me of the SVR beginning cuts a 1288 01:03:54.039 --> 01:03:54.559 mini game. 1289 01:03:55.119 --> 01:03:57.440 WHOA, Okay, there was a lot of those two there, 1290 01:03:57.559 --> 01:04:01.719 fucking the lock up or a that's just a stare. 1291 01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:04.719 Down with a stare down the face. 1292 01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:07.440 Yeah, there's a Yeah, there's a there's a few. Actually 1293 01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:08.280 those were cool. 1294 01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:09.840 Yeah they were fine. 1295 01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:10.960 Yeah. 1296 01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:14.119 So Mark Jindrak shakes his hips here, which Ray Mysterio 1297 01:04:14.199 --> 01:04:16.400 takes advantage of, which leads to Ray doing a move 1298 01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:19.159 I do not remember him doing, which is him getting 1299 01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:22.639 down and then punching Jindrack multiple times in the mid section. 1300 01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:25.920 That was awesome. I I don't know why I thought 1301 01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:27.840 of you when he did that, but I was like, Wow, 1302 01:04:27.920 --> 01:04:30.440 this is like such a James thing that just happened 1303 01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:38.599 to her. His legs like he went, oh shit, Ray 1304 01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:40.960 does that, which makes me laugh, and then he stands up, 1305 01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:43.599 hits the rope, spring back Trilton world Head Sisser. 1306 01:04:44.559 --> 01:04:47.400 Yeah, dude, Ray was unreal. At this point, Man's him 1307 01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:49.079 and RVD were the coolest dudes ever. 1308 01:04:49.519 --> 01:04:52.559 This movie is fucking insane, Like, I mean, you know, 1309 01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:55.719 fucking good. God bless Gindrack for being able to post 1310 01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:57.480 for this, but or be a base for this. Excuse me, 1311 01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:00.880 but spring back off the second rope, tilt to world 1312 01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:06.679 Head scissorted. He's he actually is fucking good and yeah, okay, 1313 01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:10.119 we're fucking around it. Actually didn't mind this match at all. 1314 01:05:10.159 --> 01:05:11.639 I thought this was like a good story here that 1315 01:05:11.639 --> 01:05:15.159 they it was a little long, but like for what 1316 01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:17.920 it was, I actually thought this was fucking all good. 1317 01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:21.840 Dude, SmackDown versus Raw, Mark Jindrak Finisher. 1318 01:05:22.360 --> 01:05:24.159 Is it the the jump off the top rope. 1319 01:05:24.239 --> 01:05:28.360 Jump to the top rope, God, jump off the top rope? Yeah, dude, 1320 01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:30.960 If you guys haven't seen Mark Jendrags Finisher and SmackDown 1321 01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:33.840 versus Raw, take a second, load it up, go play 1322 01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:36.159 as Mark Jenderrack and use that move and tell me 1323 01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:38.639 it is not the craziest thing you've ever fucking seen. 1324 01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:41.519 But yeah, this is like a classic meatheads and cool 1325 01:05:41.559 --> 01:05:44.679 guys tag team match. Dude, it is very good. Yeah. 1326 01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:48.920 I actually was kind of surprised at how uh, I 1327 01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:50.400 don't know what. I don't want to say over the top. 1328 01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:53.000 Lutherans was as kind of like a meathead is actually 1329 01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:58.840 a fantastic way to put these guys like classic, dude, Yes, right, 1330 01:05:59.199 --> 01:06:01.679 that's true. Yeah, that and Luther Rain's like, this is 1331 01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:04.719 the most personality since I've seen him since the Oh 1332 01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:07.519 my god, has the piece before thing happened yet? Or 1333 01:06:07.559 --> 01:06:10.119 is that like soon we're in November of a four? 1334 01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:15.199 Oh my, I don't know, Fuck, I gotta I don't know, dude, 1335 01:06:15.239 --> 01:06:18.760 that might be like around the corner here that fucking wow, 1336 01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:22.079 like we might Oh my god, it is. 1337 01:06:23.119 --> 01:06:24.760 Oh man, it's legit. 1338 01:06:24.840 --> 01:06:27.440 Like two or three weeks after this that the four 1339 01:06:27.480 --> 01:06:28.199 thing happens. 1340 01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:33.760 Oh by changes his career, his legacy is cemented in 1341 01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:36.880 two weeks time. So rayn RVD hit the four to 1342 01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:40.199 twenty leg Drop double team for a two. It's not 1343 01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:42.400 called that yet, but there's a funny story of them 1344 01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:44.639 naming it the four to twenty leg Drop and them 1345 01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:46.360 explaining it. I think we talked about on the show 1346 01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:46.679 We have. 1347 01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:49.480 Yeah, it was they were, you know, Vince, uh was 1348 01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:51.639 is that a is that a weed reference? In? Hayman 1349

01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:54.360 had to ask them for an excuse to tell Vince, 1350 01:06:54.360 --> 01:06:56.840 and I think it was they have four legs and 1351 01:06:56.960 --> 01:07:00.800 twenty is their combined shoe size. 1352 01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:01.480 And Vince said, short thing. 1353 01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:06.079 I don't watch anyway. 1354 01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:09.039 So RBD hits a no look cross body press for 1355 01:07:09.079 --> 01:07:13.079 a two before Luther Raines tags in, h Luther Rain's 1356 01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:17.039 accolades here. 1357 01:07:17.280 --> 01:07:19.800 Crazy they I'm like, oh, they're going to go into 1358 01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:23.000 the story of Luther Raine's here, and like I I 1359 01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:26.440 don't know if I just fucking forgot this. I had 1360 01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:29.599 no idea this was his story. I'm assuming it's true 1361 01:07:30.159 --> 01:07:35.119 because that's a very true chorus, of course, but like 1362 01:07:35.559 --> 01:07:38.840 this is I mean, this is maybe laugh out loud. 1363 01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:43.679 Yeah, Rain's accolades here. Michael Cole runs it down. This 1364 01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:45.679 is pretty much exactly how he runs it down. By 1365 01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:49.239 the way, Luther Raines has been to jail, he's been stabbed, 1366 01:07:49.639 --> 01:07:53.320 he's been shot, kick out by Luther Raines. He got 1367 01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:56.920 his throat slit right, Yeah, brought ear to ear sidewalk 1368 01:07:56.960 --> 01:07:58.039 slamed by Luther Raines. 1369 01:08:02.159 --> 01:08:06.880 It's like video game commentary, dude. 1370 01:08:06.960 --> 01:08:11.280 Yeah, so he was stab shot throat, slit ear to. 1371 01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:12.400 Ear, ear to ear. 1372 01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:15.679 Yeah, and he does one hell of a side slam. 1373 01:08:16.920 --> 01:08:20.520 Least we don't know that yet. He adds to his 1374 01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:21.279 accolades here in. 1375 01:08:21.239 --> 01:08:24.319 Two weeks yeah, you know, yeah, twenty three hours a 1376 01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:25.159 day lockdown. 1377 01:08:25.239 --> 01:08:28.439 Yeah, we learned about his time in prison and uh, 1378 01:08:29.039 --> 01:08:31.359 his court mandated SmackDown time. That's cool. 1379 01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:34.800 I mean, like there, I hate this. I can't believe 1380 01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:36.920 I'm saying it, but there might have been something to 1381 01:08:36.920 --> 01:08:39.359 this Luther Rane's cat. There might have been something here. 1382 01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:42.319 Well, RVD goes for a sunset flip here and Luther 1383 01:08:42.399 --> 01:08:46.359 Rains charges up his fist and just smacks RVD on 1384 01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:47.079 the top of his head. 1385 01:08:47.520 --> 01:08:51.159 I like was praying that he was going to do 1386 01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:54.319 the jig something double acts. I expected RVD to move, 1387 01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:57.279

Maybe he was supposed to. This is classic move, move 1388 01:08:57.960 --> 01:09:01.800 your hand, what the fuck? But no, Luther Rain's just 1389 01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:05.159 charges up this one axe handle and then hits him 1390 01:09:05.159 --> 01:09:06.000 on the top of the head. 1391 01:09:06.359 --> 01:09:12.359 Oh dude, whoa, there's a bump up there. Don't worry 1392 01:09:12.359 --> 01:09:19.079 for set's coming. Watch the kick so Ray tags in 1393 01:09:19.119 --> 01:09:21.760 with the seated sent on classic Ray hot tag here, 1394 01:09:21.800 --> 01:09:25.159 very nice. Ray dials it up and the crowd literally 1395 01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:29.159 goes insane. Ray and Eddie are the most over guys 1396 01:09:29.479 --> 01:09:33.920 on this show right now, yes, like legitover, like people 1397 01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:36.640 are actually moving and standing up and cheering, not like 1398 01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:39.479 smacked on oh four, everyone's sitting down. But there's a 1399 01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:41.000 load of popover. 1400 01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:43.319 Right If you're coming to smack down, it's for Kurt 1401 01:09:43.399 --> 01:09:44.079 Ray and Eddie. 1402 01:09:44.159 --> 01:09:46.039 So Ray goes to hit the six one nine, but 1403 01:09:46.119 --> 01:09:48.640 Mark Jindrak grabs Ray's legs out of mid air and 1404 01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:49.680 tosses him to the floor. 1405 01:09:49.960 --> 01:09:52.560 God damn he dumps him, dude. 1406 01:09:52.279 --> 01:09:55.079 Lutherraine's full Nelson's. Ray off the floor, hits a full 1407 01:09:55.119 --> 01:09:59.520 Nelson slam. Great yeah, great, big guy. 1408 01:09:59.399 --> 01:10:00.880 Move here, very cool. 1409 01:10:01.199 --> 01:10:04.439 Uh. Jindrag tags in and he tells the ref I 1410 01:10:04.479 --> 01:10:07.800 have till five referee, Yes. 1411 01:10:07.520 --> 01:10:09.680 Oh my god, new am drag. 1412 01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:13.680 And then he hard whips Ray into the corner and 1413 01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:19.520 does the erection of perfection three elbow drops. Yeah, theatrics 1414 01:10:19.640 --> 01:10:22.479 for it to go. We get a nice close up 1415 01:10:22.520 --> 01:10:23.640 of Lutherane's face. 1416 01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:27.560 That was nice, says Lutherans liked what he sees and 1417 01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:30.000 Cole says, I heard the guy likes prison. 1418 01:10:33.880 --> 01:10:37.399 So Lutherines loses his cool on Ray here and then 1419 01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:40.960 stands up and does a tunt with his arms in 1420 01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:48.159 the shape of a horseshoe. Oh my god, that's right. 1421 01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:52.960 Wow, that's fucking awesome, dude. That this is what I'm 1422 01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:56.359 talking about. This part here where Lutheran's goes ballistic stomping 1423 01:10:56.359 --> 01:10:59.359 out Ray. I was like, Oh, if he keeps doing this, 1424 01:10:59.399 --> 01:11:01.760 he'll get over. He very much doesn't keep. 1425 01:11:01.640 --> 01:11:03.800 Doing They told him never ever do that again. 1426 01:11:04.079 --> 01:11:14.960 Stop that ship. Now you need peas. 1427 01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:17.079 Peace and slit his throat from ear to ear. So 1428 01:11:17.239 --> 01:11:21.399 Taz says Cole. Do you not know the size of 1429 01:11:21.479 --> 01:11:25.000 Gen Drag's boot? Jr? Knows everyone's boots size. 1430 01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:32.920 No, I don't know that, Taz just trying to have 1431 01:11:33.079 --> 01:11:34.680 some Van Brenna. I don't care. 1432 01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:38.520 Ray springboards into Mark Genderrack, but Jendrack catches him into 1433 01:11:38.560 --> 01:11:42.199 a tilted world slam he learned. Luther locks in a 1434 01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:46.399 bear hug here and Ray gives Gingderack the clap nice. 1435 01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:49.680 Ray fights back. He hits a Tornado DDT for a 1436 01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:53.760 double down RVD hot tags in clears the ring before 1437 01:11:53.800 --> 01:11:55.600 hitting a sid kick on Gindrac for a. 1438 01:11:55.680 --> 01:11:57.239 Too looks great. 1439 01:11:57.800 --> 01:12:01.960 RVD flips Ray onto and hits a rolling thunder for 1440 01:12:02.039 --> 01:12:04.520 it too. They have a lot of cool double team stuff. 1441 01:12:05.119 --> 01:12:07.079 I mean, no wonder why they kept them together. I mean, 1442 01:12:07.119 --> 01:12:10.199 these guys probably in their first two matches as a team, 1443 01:12:10.279 --> 01:12:11.960 had seventeen moves. 1444 01:12:12.319 --> 01:12:15.520 Yeah, RVD kicks Jen Drack, he falls into the six 1445 01:12:15.560 --> 01:12:18.680 to one nine position. Ray follows up on it, and 1446 01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:20.560 then RVD goes for the five star. 1447 01:12:21.600 --> 01:12:21.720 Uh. 1448 01:12:21.880 --> 01:12:26.159 Luther Rains grabs his leg though, but RVD holds on 1449 01:12:26.359 --> 01:12:29.199 as Ray comes around and six to one nine's them 1450 01:12:29.199 --> 01:12:29.880 in the corner. 1451 01:12:30.159 --> 01:12:32.680 That was awesome. I love that. I didn't know how 1452 01:12:32.680 --> 01:12:33.800 they were gonna like I thought it was just a 1453 01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:36.359 legit cut off, but Ray hitting the six to one 1454 01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:40.600 nine from an awkward position was very cool. And the 1455 01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:43.600 five star that RVD does after is I mean every time, 1456 01:12:43.640 --> 01:12:44.720 it's unbelievable looking. 1457 01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:47.239 He hits the five star frog splash and picks up 1458 01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:47.680 the win. 1459 01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:51.439 Good to win, I uh, you know, got to get 1460 01:12:51.479 --> 01:12:54.079 the babies up before the big Survivor Series match and 1461 01:12:54.159 --> 01:12:58.199 RVD and Ray again, like I said, I actually like 1462 01:12:58.279 --> 01:13:00.720 this match. This was good, like it was the most 1463 01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:04.600 I fucking think I've seen out of

Lutheran's ever due. 1464 01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:05.640 Yeah, he did the horsesheet. 1465 01:13:06.920 --> 01:13:08.479 He stopped him out with theatrics. 1466 01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:10.800 He has the horseshoe hair and the horseshoe to. 1467 01:13:12.399 --> 01:13:14.399 Yeah, you're not horseshoe anymore, man, you should let that 1468 01:13:14.399 --> 01:13:14.840 shit go. 1469 01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:18.359 Yeah, you're mister peas before. How am I mister peas before? 1470 01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:23.800 Just go it a few weeks You'll see I spit 1471 01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:24.399 in the face. 1472 01:13:27.840 --> 01:13:30.720 Yeah. So Carlito's music starts playing. They meet RVD and 1473 01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:33.000 Ray on the ramp here. Jesus is with him his 1474 01:13:33.079 --> 01:13:35.680 big ass pants, dude, I mean they're huge. 1475 01:13:36.000 --> 01:13:38.279 Yeah, big suspenders on this dude. I mean, but he's 1476 01:13:38.319 --> 01:13:42.600 gonna stab you, and this dude's I mean, this dude's shooter. 1477 01:13:43.399 --> 01:13:47.880 Carlito bites an apple spits into rvd's face, So the 1478 01:13:47.920 --> 01:13:50.720 four of them start brawling. RVD is going at Carlito. 1479 01:13:51.159 --> 01:13:55.840 Off camera, Jeseus comes and obliterates RVD. He hits him 1480 01:13:55.920 --> 01:13:57.359 so fucking hard, dude. 1481 01:13:57.880 --> 01:14:00.840 Yeah, he like falls onto the cables, off the into 1482 01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:01.600 the lights. 1483 01:14:02.840 --> 01:14:03.079 Shit. 1484 01:14:03.279 --> 01:14:03.479 Man. 1485 01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:06.159 They then they pick him up. They send him back 1486 01:14:06.159 --> 01:14:08.800 into the ring. All four dudes now including Horseshoe and 1487 01:14:08.800 --> 01:14:12.840 Mark Jindrak are stopping him out and until Eddie Guerrero 1488 01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:15.239 comes to make the same He's got a chair and 1489 01:14:15.319 --> 01:14:17.399 he hits him in the back with the chair. 1490 01:14:18.239 --> 01:14:18.880 Huge pop. 1491 01:14:19.640 --> 01:14:23.239 I mean, dude, Eddie's a star and the crowd is 1492 01:14:23.279 --> 01:14:25.600 super excited to see him, and I mean he fucking 1493 01:14:25.600 --> 01:14:27.439 he gives Jin Drack a good one, gives Luther Ram's 1494 01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:29.680 a good one to the back, sends them reeling and 1495 01:14:30.479 --> 01:14:32.479 they know to continue on, of course, to build for 1496 01:14:32.600 --> 01:14:35.880 Survivor series. But uh, Eddie's gonna get some bad news 1497 01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:38.880 here about Survivor series from the general manager does not 1498 01:14:38.880 --> 01:14:40.439 give a fuck about this show. 1499 01:14:45.680 --> 01:14:49.439 We get a establishing shot here from Saint Louis before 1500 01:14:49.479 --> 01:14:52.039 we get the Survivor Series two thousand and four rundown. 1501 01:14:52.279 --> 01:14:56.880 Yeah pretty uh interesting card, I don't I really don't 1502 01:14:56.880 --> 01:15:00.840 remember anything about this show. So either I just fucking 1503 01:15:01.000 --> 01:15:03.199 was watching TNA and paying more attention to that, or 1504 01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:04.479 this show wasn't good. 1505 01:15:04.560 --> 01:15:05.720 Well, Heylo two came. 1506 01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:08.279 Out, well, Undertaker and Heinder REGs on this show. 1507 01:15:09.399 --> 01:15:11.800 Yeah, like I said, heyway two just came out. I 1508 01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:21.079 understand why. Yeah, so we have Jericho, bin Wa, Maven 1509 01:15:21.159 --> 01:15:25.279 and Randy Orton versus Snitsky, Edge, Batista and Triple Huh. 1510 01:15:25.399 --> 01:15:28.199 This is the more important Survivor Series match because the 1511 01:15:28.199 --> 01:15:30.399 winning team will control Raw for a week. I don't 1512 01:15:30.399 --> 01:15:32.399 know if the SmackDown one has the same stip or not. 1513 01:15:32.560 --> 01:15:33.960 No, I don't think it has any step, but I 1514 01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:34.720 think it's just for. 1515 01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:39.079 When they started combining these shows for the bigger shows, 1516 01:15:39.119 --> 01:15:41.880 like Raw usually was always like we have all this 1517 01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:46.079 cool stuff going on, and SmackDown is all yeah. Right. 1518 01:15:46.439 --> 01:15:49.359 We have Shelton Benjamin versus Christian for the Icy title, 1519 01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:52.359 that's probably good. We have Trish Stratus versus Leader for 1520 01:15:52.399 --> 01:15:55.119 the women's title. I feel like both of those matches 1521 01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:57.479 are like perpetual feuds that just go on forever. 1522 01:15:57.800 --> 01:15:59.319 Yeah. I mean, I bet that Trish Leader one is 1523 01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:01.680 cool too. I don't don't know if that's what fucking 1524 01:16:01.840 --> 01:16:04.439 one is. Leda's like last match that's. 1525 01:16:04.199 --> 01:16:06.760 Like later, right, Yeah, I actually don't know. 1526 01:16:07.239 --> 01:16:10.520 Yeah, I guess her last matches with Trish, So anytime 1527 01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:12.840 I see in this era that like they're facing him, like, oh, 1528 01:16:12.880 --> 01:16:15.039 is this Leada's last one and Trica's last one too? 1529 01:16:15.279 --> 01:16:16.880 But I don't know if they face a. 1530 01:16:17.600 --> 01:16:21.199 Yeah, we have RVD Big Show, Raymisterio and Eddie Guerrero 1531 01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:25.039 versus Luther Rain's, Mark Jinderat Carlito and Kurt Angle. Yeah 1532 01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:28.800 that all changes yeah here in just a second. Actually. Yeah, 1533 01:16:28.800 --> 01:16:31.239 And we have Undertaker versus Hide and Right. 1534 01:16:32.279 --> 01:16:37.239 I mean they loved, they loved bringing in a guy 1535 01:16:37.960 --> 01:16:41.640 and immediately putting him with Taker. I don't know why 1536 01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:43.680 they did that so often. I feel like it's like, 1537 01:16:44.199 -->

01:16:47.600 especially for here and the next like few years, they 1538 01:16:47.640 --> 01:16:50.199 do that a lot. And I don't know a single 1539 01:16:50.239 --> 01:16:51.800 guy that it worked out well for. 1540 01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:55.239 Yeah. I mean Taker just needed guys to run through, right, 1541 01:16:55.279 --> 01:16:56.359 he just needed shit to do. 1542 01:16:56.720 --> 01:16:59.359 Yeah, that's probably what they were thinking too, Like we'll 1543 01:16:59.359 --> 01:17:00.960 give him some seat, they'll get a run from just 1544 01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:02.640 being in the ring with Taker, learn something, and then 1545 01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:03.520 you'll go back to hell. 1546 01:17:04.039 --> 01:17:06.239 We get a pre tape here last week on SmackDown. 1547 01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:09.159 Paul Hayman is here with a contract in a dark room. 1548 01:17:09.560 --> 01:17:11.720 They use this room a lot on SmackDown. I swear 1549 01:17:11.760 --> 01:17:12.920 it's always with take Her Too. 1550 01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:14.880 They do it is with take Her Too, because I 1551 01:17:14.920 --> 01:17:18.640 remember they did the one with fucking Uh. I swear 1552 01:17:18.680 --> 01:17:20.600 it was Brock and Taker's wife. 1553 01:17:21.399 --> 01:17:22.880 I remember Brockman. 1554 01:17:23.039 --> 01:17:25.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I fucking they did do that 1555 01:17:25.920 --> 01:17:29.479 out You're right, and uh, why why is it so dark? 1556 01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:31.800 It just makes it look cinematic. 1557 01:17:32.159 --> 01:17:33.520 Hmm okay, fair enough. 1558 01:17:33.640 --> 01:17:36.000 Taker's pissed though, He's like, damn, I have to face 1559 01:17:36.039 --> 01:17:36.720 hide in a right co. 1560 01:17:39.359 --> 01:17:42.920 Did he goozles Hayman? You booking this? No, no, it's 1561 01:17:42.960 --> 01:17:43.880 not anymore. 1562 01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:45.159 It's not me. 1563 01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:50.520 If you don't know take her face the Dudley's and 1564 01:17:50.640 --> 01:17:56.359 if he didn't purposely lose they were going to cement 1565 01:17:57.159 --> 01:18:00.720 like a concrete fucking uh what do you call it? 1566 01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:04.840 Like they were going to kill Paul Bearer by burying 1567 01:18:04.920 --> 01:18:09.520 him in a cement grave, right, and they do the 1568 01:18:10.399 --> 01:18:14.960 ray Dudley was going to kill Paul Bear and. 1569 01:18:14.840 --> 01:18:17.880 Then Undertaker like Undertaker. 1570 01:18:17.439 --> 01:18:19.840 Kills him because he hates him. 1571 01:18:22.720 --> 01:18:27.720 I've always wanted to do this, Dad, Dad, He mentions 1572 01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:30.279 it here. He says, let by guns be by guns. 1573 01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:32.760 I gave you a pass with the Paul Bear situation. 1574 01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:38.920 What you get as what are you talking about? This 1575 01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:41.520 doesn't make any sense? He says, I want you to 1576 01:18:41.560 -->

01:18:44.640 witness what happens to those souls who think they can 1577 01:18:44.640 --> 01:18:46.840 look into the eye of the dragon. And the contact 1578 01:18:46.880 --> 01:18:49.800 is not for a match because heiden Reid can't work. 1579 01:18:51.239 --> 01:18:54.880 A lot of people don't understand that was Undertaker easter Egg. 1580 01:18:55.199 --> 01:18:57.840 He was trying to get Danielson to come in at 1581 01:18:57.840 --> 01:18:58.279 that time. 1582 01:19:00.279 --> 01:19:00.479 Right. 1583 01:19:00.880 --> 01:19:04.800 I will say, the idea of someone leaving WWE and 1584 01:19:04.840 --> 01:19:07.720 then always dying on the way out to the Undertaker 1585 01:19:08.119 --> 01:19:12.039 does sound pretty sweet. If the Dudley Boys are gonna 1586 01:19:12.039 --> 01:19:14.239 go to TNA, their last deal on w W should 1587 01:19:14.239 --> 01:19:15.600 be Undertaker killing them. 1588 01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:19.439 Why the fuck not? Right? Like, and it should always 1589 01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:20.680 be the concrete grave. 1590 01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:23.600 It's not even a part of the fucking show. Like 1591 01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:26.119 the show is going off the air. They had the 1592 01:19:26.159 --> 01:19:29.000 main event, you know, it's it's Booker t versus Orlando 1593 01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:30.319 Jordan for the nine time. 1594 01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:31.319 Of course it is. 1595 01:19:31.760 --> 01:19:33.800 And then they're like, okay, that's all the time we 1596 01:19:33.840 --> 01:19:36.600 got here? What is that? And then as it's faded 1597 01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:40.079 to black, you see the Dudley Boys in a cement grave. 1598 01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:44.600 Dying an Undertakers standing there too. Of course, because you 1599 01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:46.800 need doing the top on the ground with the tongue, 1600 01:19:47.840 --> 01:19:49.479 he's doing the post. 1601 01:19:51.880 --> 01:19:54.199 And what is that? Oh my god, Undertaker's killing the 1602 01:19:54.319 --> 01:19:55.199 Doubling Boys. 1603 01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:59.840 And next week on Tough enough, we'll see if you can. 1604 01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:06.680 It's survived the concrete grave. I turn somebody eliminated. 1605 01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:12.760 They have to get into the concrete. Crenagle's there and 1606 01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:14.199 he's making sure the business are laughing. 1607 01:20:17.119 --> 01:20:20.600 So we go backstage. Teddy Long is here trying to 1608 01:20:20.760 --> 01:20:23.039 enjoy his time reading a SmackDown magazine. 1609 01:20:23.600 --> 01:20:26.359 I mean, all the articles in that magazine are probably great. 1610 01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:30.199 Yeah, another price. Sweet. Eddie walks in and he says hey, man, 1611 01:20:31.079 --> 01:20:35.000 and Teddy doesn't respond. He says, hey, hey, dude, Teddy, 1612 01:20:35.920 --> 01:20:40.439 what do you want the fuck? Holy shit? Can I 1613 01:20:40.479 --> 01:20:42.000 get ten fucking minutes here? 1614 01:20:42.279 --> 01:20:44.079 All right? Well, I guess now that you're here, Eddie, 1615 01:20:45.000 --> 01:20:47.520 you know what fucking raised on on your fucking team anymore? Okay? 1616 01:20:47.800 --> 01:20:48.920 What? Yeah? 1617 01:20:48.960 --> 01:20:50.159 What the fuck? Why? 1618 01:20:50.640 --> 01:20:54.960 The whole deal with this situation is that Teddy Long 1619 01:20:55.079 --> 01:20:58.800 came up with a way better match like ten seconds ago, 1620 01:20:59.039 --> 01:21:00.640 and he said he's rocking this off. 1621 01:21:01.239 --> 01:21:05.439 He tries to play like he tries to say that, oh, Eddie, 1622 01:21:05.479 --> 01:21:08.960 like you picked your team like way faster than you 1623 01:21:09.000 --> 01:21:15.079 should have. I already have ray booked what. 1624 01:21:14.119 --> 01:21:16.920 He has ray booked and Ray didn't know it, which 1625 01:21:16.960 --> 01:21:22.920 is classic WWE Right, you don't sign any contract deals, 1626 01:21:22.960 --> 01:21:24.279 you just get put in matches. 1627 01:21:24.920 --> 01:21:28.600 Yeah, fucking Teddy says sorry, man, like, yeah, Ray's aren't 1628 01:21:28.640 --> 01:21:29.920 in the match. I made the match. I didn't know 1629 01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:32.640 you're gonna pick your team. It's a four way. I 1630 01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:34.840 even haven't had time to tell the participants who they are. 1631 01:21:35.640 --> 01:21:37.840 What are you talking about? 1632 01:21:38.279 --> 01:21:42.319 Yeah, so we needed a good opener to be to 1633 01:21:42.399 --> 01:21:44.640 be very honest with you, Eddie, we just needed a 1634 01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:48.279 good opener, like your match is probably you know we're 1635 01:21:48.319 --> 01:21:50.359 you guys are edging on a cage match yellow. So 1636 01:21:50.359 --> 01:21:52.920 we thought, fuck it, we'll take Ray out. Maybe they 1637 01:21:52.920 --> 01:21:55.279 can get a cage match of Green on theirs. And 1638 01:21:55.720 --> 01:21:57.279 here's what I was thinking. You can let me know, 1639 01:21:57.319 --> 01:21:59.319 maybe you're you know, you come on something a little better. 1640 01:21:59.319 --> 01:22:02.800 But I was thinking making Chava Guerrero, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley, 1641 01:22:02.880 --> 01:22:06.920 and Ray Mysterio. Cruise Waits says, uh oh that sounds great. 1642 01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:09.439 That's good idea. Actually, So we cut to the ring. 1643 01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:12.199 We see an arm wrestling table and we are told 1644 01:22:12.239 --> 01:22:15.439 that we will see Don Marie versus Jackie Gata in 1645 01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:16.960 an arm wrestling contest. 1646 01:22:17.279 --> 01:22:19.920 They do call her miss Jackie, which I don't want 1647 01:22:19.920 --> 01:22:22.279 to call her because miss Jackie is Jacqueline. 1648 01:22:22.439 --> 01:22:22.920 That's right. 1649 01:22:23.319 --> 01:22:24.760 Yeah, so this is jack. 1650 01:22:24.600 --> 01:22:28.039 Actually didn't write miss Jackie

down once here because yeah, yeah, 1651 01:22:28.039 --> 01:22:29.039 miss Jackie. 1652 01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:32.439 I wrote Jackie only. Yeah. I agree. So Michael Cole says, 1653 01:22:32.520 --> 01:22:35.239 last week at the Halloween costume party, we all remember this, 1654 01:22:35.319 --> 01:22:38.520 don Marie was in a nurse's outfit, but for other reasons? 1655 01:22:39.039 --> 01:22:45.079 What the fuck does that mean? Probably the reasons one then, 1656 01:22:45.119 --> 01:22:46.199 other than being a nurse. 1657 01:22:47.720 --> 01:22:51.039 Yeah, no shit, And the first thing don Marie says 1658 01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:52.319 is I'm a nurse. 1659 01:22:53.760 --> 01:22:56.319 Yeah, hey, Cole, I think you're lying. She's in the 1660 01:22:56.600 --> 01:23:00.640 outfit for all the right reasons. She says, she's nursing 1661 01:23:00.720 --> 01:23:03.000 Charlie back to health. So yeah, they're doing an angle 1662 01:23:03.000 --> 01:23:05.680 where don Marie says she's fucking Charlie Haas, who is 1663 01:23:06.039 --> 01:23:09.439 engaged to Jackie, and uh, Jackie comes out and kicks 1664 01:23:09.479 --> 01:23:12.039 Don Marie's ass, and by the way, Charlie Hass is 1665 01:23:12.039 --> 01:23:13.720 injured thanks to Billy Kidman. 1666 01:23:14.079 --> 01:23:17.079 SmackDown is brought to you by Ace Combat five on 1667 01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:17.760 the PS two. 1668 01:23:19.319 --> 01:23:20.600 You know, yeah, I do. 1669 01:23:20.760 --> 01:23:22.800 Actually, I can't say I'm a huge kind of sour 1670 01:23:22.840 --> 01:23:24.880 of those games, but I've always held they're good and 1671 01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:26.840 I think they're actually coming out with a new one 1672 01:23:26.880 --> 01:23:29.199 here soon, so I might give it a shot. Why not. 1673 01:23:29.279 --> 01:23:30.479 What kind of game is it? 1674 01:23:30.479 --> 01:23:31.560 It's a pilot game. 1675 01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:33.920 Oh shit, okay that's yeah. 1676 01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:39.000 Yeah, it's like you fly planes and stuff. Yeah, ship, Yeah, 1677 01:23:39.000 --> 01:23:41.640 one of those games. Maybe it's like Crimson Skies. I 1678 01:23:41.640 --> 01:23:44.840 don't know if that game that's Xbox. That's Xbox. 1679 01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:47.119 Yeah, that's like a launch. Was that a launch? 1680 01:23:47.159 --> 01:23:48.520 Yeah, that was one of the early games. 1681 01:23:48.600 --> 01:23:49.680 Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah. 1682 01:23:49.800 --> 01:23:52.399 Ace Combat is super popular. I mean, I mean, making 1683 01:23:52.439 --> 01:23:56.119 five of them even nuts. Yeah, I mean there's a 1684 01:23:56.159 --> 01:23:58.600 lot more now. They got another one, and they got 1685 01:23:58.640 --> 01:24:00.640 a pretty big reaction set. Maybe we can check it 1686 01:24:00.680 --> 01:24:01.079 out eventually. 1687 01:24:01.119 --> 01:24:01.760 Yeah, yeah, why not. 1688 01:24:02.199 --> 01:24:05.640 We got the incredible sponsoring smack down here that gets 1689 01:24:05.640 --> 01:24:06.000 over too. 1690 01:24:06.039 --> 01:24:07.520 They make a few huge. 1691 01:24:07.279 --> 01:24:11.000 Fucking movie Yeah fuck, I mean this movie is so popular. 1692 01:24:11.439 --> 01:24:13.239 This is the first one too, right, yeah, the. 1693 01:24:13.359 --> 01:24:16.960 Very first one. And Arm and Hammer. It's the box 1694 01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:19.560 that your mom has in the back of the refrigerator. 1695 01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:22.000 Which she did, right. 1696 01:24:22.760 --> 01:24:22.960 Yeah. 1697 01:24:23.000 --> 01:24:25.760 I never really asked why or what. I just accepted 1698 01:24:25.760 --> 01:24:28.279 that that's I have. I do too. 1699 01:24:29.960 --> 01:24:30.640 I couldn't tell you. 1700 01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:34.520 And they said, well, this is apropos because they're gonna 1701 01:24:34.520 --> 01:24:38.439 be using their arms for this fucking arm wrestling contest. 1702 01:24:38.359 --> 01:24:41.439 And then we're gonna have them fly a plane. 1703 01:24:41.880 --> 01:24:43.560 And then then we're gonna become superheroes. 1704 01:24:43.840 --> 01:24:46.079 Yeah, so lock in, we got a couple of cool 1705 01:24:46.079 --> 01:24:46.520 weeks there. 1706 01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:49.359 So Don Marie is introduced first here, and she comes 1707 01:24:49.399 --> 01:24:51.920 out and says she likes to dedicate her victory to 1708 01:24:52.239 --> 01:24:55.319 her Charlie, My Charlie, I love you, Charlie. And then 1709 01:24:55.359 --> 01:24:59.279 there's I mean a really awkward pause because I'm assuming 1710 01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:02.640 like the waiting for Michael Cole to introduce Jackie, but 1711 01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:04.760 Don was just holding the mic and didn't really know 1712 01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:07.960 what to do, and and Taz on commentary says, all right, now, 1713 01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:11.960 where do we go from here? Don Marie, as Michael 1714 01:25:12.000 --> 01:25:14.319 Cole's getting on of the ring, grabs a handful of 1715 01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:16.840 Michael Cole's ass, and Taz is in the middle of 1716 01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:20.039 a sentence and sobs himself and says, well, what the hell, 1717 01:25:20.279 --> 01:25:23.760 oh my god, by golly, gee geez, what the hell. 1718 01:25:25.640 --> 01:25:29.159 It's like fucking the worst thing Taz has ever seen 1719 01:25:29.199 --> 01:25:29.800 in his life. 1720 01:25:31.159 --> 01:25:34.520 Yeah, this show started, by the way, with dudes eating 1721 01:25:34.560 --> 01:25:38.239 pasta and milk and now we got the arm wrestling 1722 01:25:38.279 --> 01:25:38.800 match here. 1723 01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:41.079 Why didn't the tough enough guys do the arm wrestling. 1724 01:25:41.920 --> 01:25:44.680 Well, the tough enough guys are going to be doing 1725 01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:49.199 something even crazy. They were alone here in just a minute. 1726 01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:56.319 Be in the airplanes. Yeah. So they're in the ring. 1727

01:25:56.319 --> 01:25:59.439 They're setting up. They got the arm wrestling set. Is 1728 01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:01.439 that what you call it? I guess like a little 1729 01:26:01.760 --> 01:26:03.439 thing here, you know, which put your elbows. 1730 01:26:03.680 --> 01:26:06.319 This is a regulation match sanctioned under the rules of. 1731 01:26:06.359 --> 01:26:09.039 Arm wrestling, and the RAF tries to get them set, 1732 01:26:09.079 --> 01:26:13.079 and I mean Jackie has her you know, elbow down down, 1733 01:26:13.199 --> 01:26:16.119 dabs her up crazy like it makes a great sound, like. 1734 01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:19.720 Pretty sweet dap. Yeah yeah sure, I mean really clamps 1735 01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:20.560 that thing in there. 1736 01:26:21.039 --> 01:26:23.319 So the arm wrestling begins and there's a little struggle. 1737 01:26:23.399 --> 01:26:26.119 Jackie starts to win, and then down Marie does this 1738 01:26:26.199 --> 01:26:30.199 Samo jokerd anglehead butt Jackie can and takes her out 1739 01:26:30.680 --> 01:26:33.640 like full on head but I was like, holy fuck, 1740 01:26:34.159 --> 01:26:37.239 Don jumps on her. Their cat fighting shit is going 1741 01:26:37.319 --> 01:26:38.720 nuts hot angle here. 1742 01:26:39.199 --> 01:26:41.079 Yeah, I mean, Don Marie was in a cat fight 1743 01:26:41.159 --> 01:26:43.640 every single week. I mean she's been doing a cat 1744 01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:45.159 fight every single week since she was in. 1745 01:26:45.159 --> 01:26:48.079 Eas w well, Charlie Haass is now limping down the 1746 01:26:48.119 --> 01:26:50.520 ringside on crutches with a big ass boot on, and 1747 01:26:50.560 --> 01:26:53.680 I'm like, Okay, this is gonna be this is a classic, right, 1748 01:26:53.840 --> 01:26:56.119 They're gonna be cat fighting. Charlie Hoss will get in 1749 01:26:56.159 --> 01:26:58.840 the ring, they'll roll over him, his leg will be hurting, 1750 01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:01.960 and then they'll both tend to them. That's what I expected. 1751 01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:05.119 What I did not expect was Hide and Rech to 1752 01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:06.600 come out and beat the fuck out of Charlie. 1753 01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:08.600 OK's I expect that. 1754 01:27:09.560 --> 01:27:09.880 I knew. 1755 01:27:09.960 --> 01:27:12.560 I knew that was gonna happen. Yeah, it was one 1756 01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:13.720 of those deals. I just knew. 1757 01:27:14.119 --> 01:27:16.680 So Hide Reich comes out, the girls are cat fighting 1758 01:27:16.720 --> 01:27:18.920 on the floor. Now, how Doi comes out and knocks 1759 01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:20.840 the crutch out of Hass's hand and punches him in 1760 01:27:20.880 --> 01:27:24.720 the head. And the story here is that Hide and 1761 01:27:24.760 --> 01:27:28.880 Reich thinks that this is the Undertaker? How is that possible? 1762 01:27:29.199 --> 01:27:29.800 Very similar? 1763 01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:33.439 Not like there's not one Like Undertaker should have been 1764

01:27:33.479 --> 01:27:37.640 mad backstage at this comparison. There is not one similarity. 1765 01:27:37.680 --> 01:27:40.199 They don't do one move, they don't have one similar feature, 1766 01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:43.199 nothing in this world that you can compare the two 1767 01:27:43.279 --> 01:27:46.359 of them as other than they're both on SmackDown. So 1768 01:27:46.479 --> 01:27:49.119 hide Reich is beating the shit out of Charlie Haas. 1769 01:27:49.600 --> 01:27:52.439 Jackie gets in the ring, and I mean, not only 1770 01:27:52.439 --> 01:27:54.760 does she try to attack Hide and Reke, she slaps 1771 01:27:54.800 --> 01:27:57.319 the shit out of him and he shoves her down. 1772 01:27:57.880 --> 01:28:02.279 He's stomping out Charlie Haas's leg and Hayman comes down says, no, no, 1773 01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:05.640 you're gonna John, You're gonna get fired. I don't think 1774 01:28:05.640 --> 01:28:07.600 he was never John heiden Reich on this show. This 1775 01:28:07.640 --> 01:28:09.680 is a super Hayman thing to just call him his 1776 01:28:09.720 --> 01:28:10.279 shoot name. 1777 01:28:11.039 --> 01:28:13.079 Yeah, I mean, I don't know why he wasn't fucking 1778 01:28:13.159 --> 01:28:14.119 John hiden Reich. 1779 01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:15.399 I don't know either. 1780 01:28:16.079 --> 01:28:19.800 Yeah, I mean I don't understand. I don't understand anything 1781 01:28:19.800 --> 01:28:22.319 that's happening here. You know, like he does this, he 1782 01:28:22.359 --> 01:28:25.479 does that, he loses the Undertaker, So what point does 1783 01:28:25.479 --> 01:28:25.960 he get over? 1784 01:28:27.279 --> 01:28:29.279 He just has to get over enough that Undertaker can 1785 01:28:29.279 --> 01:28:30.479 beat him when somebody cares. 1786 01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:38.920 Yeah, well failed, Yeah he lives here. I'm a big 1787 01:28:39.000 --> 01:28:40.000 chocolate bar now. 1788 01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:43.680 Dude, bro, don't worry about that. That's fucking no problem. 1789 01:28:43.920 --> 01:28:45.960 Hayman also is holding a straight jacket, which was a 1790 01:28:45.960 --> 01:28:48.439 part of his gimmick because he's crazy, and he's so 1791 01:28:48.600 --> 01:28:51.439 crazy that when this ends, Hide and Reich just grabs 1792 01:28:51.439 --> 01:28:52.920 the straight jack and webs his face with it and 1793 01:28:53.079 --> 01:28:54.039 kind of just walks out. 1794 01:28:54.079 --> 01:28:55.399 Because he don't know what the gimmick is. What do 1795 01:28:55.439 --> 01:28:56.000 you want to do with this? 1796 01:28:56.039 --> 01:28:59.119 What am I supposed to do with this? Yeah? I 1797 01:28:59.159 --> 01:29:02.720 mean this could This is getting no reaction, by the way. 1798 01:29:02.920 --> 01:29:05.520 They couldn't even figure out how to dub this enough 1799 01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:08.000 to make it sound like somebody cared. Hein Reich is 1800 01:29:08.039 --> 01:29:12.079 beating the shareless guy, and Hayman saying, John, it's not Undertaker, 1801 01:29:12.119 --> 01:29:16.960 it's Charlie Hass, and hein Reich says, Undertaker's he picks 1802 01:29:17.000 --> 01:29:20.000 Moss up. This is the Undertaker, and then he picks 1803 01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:21.680 him up, and I think he's gonna do a dominator. 1804 01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:23.520 I'm like, oh, okay, dominator is pretty sweet. It's like 1805 01:29:23.560 --> 01:29:26.000 a good move. He's a fucking shoulder breaker. 1806 01:29:26.520 --> 01:29:30.399 Come on, Scott Norton style, Like come like, you're. 1807 01:29:30.199 --> 01:29:33.199 Not Scott Norton, you never will be. Then he does 1808 01:29:33.239 --> 01:29:35.479 the Taker pin on Hass and does the tongue and 1809 01:29:35.560 --> 01:29:40.840 Hayman very audibly, John please, and heder Reg says Undertaker 1810 01:29:41.239 --> 01:29:45.199 and Hayman, this is funny as shit, says Undertaker just 1811 01:29:45.239 --> 01:29:48.520 out loud, pinning Charlie Haas, and Hayman off camera says, 1812 01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:51.199 it's not Undertaker, it's Charlie has. 1813 01:29:52.520 --> 01:29:57.399 Like I don't yeah, I sadly don't understand any of this. 1814 01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:00.000 I also think that this is one of the deals 1815 01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:03.119 where WWE like was rushing through stuff with guys. 1816 01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:03.399 Yeah. 1817 01:30:03.439 --> 01:30:05.119 Sure, I mean we even saw it a little bit 1818 01:30:05.159 --> 01:30:06.840 earlier too. I mean even the dam Marie. Then we've 1819 01:30:06.840 --> 01:30:09.079 taught about four but they would be loved doing stuff 1820 01:30:09.079 --> 01:30:10.680 that they've done a hundred times. I mean they've done 1821 01:30:10.720 --> 01:30:13.399 the arm wrestling thing five or a thousand times, so 1822 01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:15.520 like you know, it's like do the arm wrestling thing 1823 01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:17.279 and then fight and then we'll break it up. Da 1824 01:30:17.359 --> 01:30:19.680 da da. They're not even trying to sell the thing anymore, 1825 01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:22.840 like here with Hide and Reich, Like, I mean he 1826 01:30:22.920 --> 01:30:24.479 assaulted Jackie. 1827 01:30:24.079 --> 01:30:26.720 Gator dude, Yes he's down. 1828 01:30:27.039 --> 01:30:29.279 Yeah, especially in two thousand and four where like super 1829 01:30:29.319 --> 01:30:33.680 no contact and it's like you could have really sold this. 1830 01:30:33.800 --> 01:30:35.720 Send out a bunch of people, try to protect her. 1831 01:30:36.079 --> 01:30:39.319 He's hurting people, grab somebody and make him bleed. Have 1832 01:30:39.640 --> 01:30:41.840 I mean, like how how easy would have been to 1833 01:30:41.880 --> 01:30:43.960 sell this guy as a monster. You send out a 1834 01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:46.640 bunch of cops and shit or security sure to like 1835 01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:49.640 help and like he's decimating them. I mean, get him 1836 01:30:49.680 --> 01:30:51.279 on top of him, beat

the fuck out of him. 1837 01:30:51.520 --> 01:30:54.079 You know, show show like a real shaky shot of 1838 01:30:54.159 --> 01:30:56.359 like one of the security guys bleeding at the top 1839 01:30:56.359 --> 01:30:59.119 of his head, like make him gig and like hiding Reich, 1840 01:30:59.159 --> 01:31:00.800 you know, the guys trying to get away and hiding 1841 01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:03.079 rights like stalking them down now, and that's how you 1842 01:31:03.119 --> 01:31:05.479 get out of the scene and like that sells whatever 1843 01:31:05.560 --> 01:31:08.720 this is. But instead it's just so fucking dumb. It's 1844 01:31:08.920 --> 01:31:15.199 Paul Hayman going that's not undertaking Charlie has and hiding 1845 01:31:15.199 --> 01:31:18.039 and right doing a shoulder breaker like fuck doing moves, 1846 01:31:18.239 --> 01:31:21.239 fuck doing any of that ship getting the fuck out 1847 01:31:21.279 --> 01:31:22.560 of dudes, right, Yeah, I. 1848 01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:24.960 Didn't even think about it until you said that. Nobody 1849 01:31:25.039 --> 01:31:26.359 comes out to stop this at all. 1850 01:31:26.800 --> 01:31:28.319 That's what I'm saying. Like it was a deal where 1851 01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:31.520 like we we they were skipping over everything just to 1852 01:31:31.560 --> 01:31:33.279 get to like, Okay, we just need this to happen 1853 01:31:33.319 --> 01:31:35.279 so we can get to this and show this in 1854 01:31:35.359 --> 01:31:37.880 a package next week, Like we weren't even trying to 1855 01:31:38.039 --> 01:31:41.680 sell like this was so creatively Like this was like 1856 01:31:41.760 --> 01:31:43.840 void avoid creative input. 1857 01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:44.079 Here. 1858 01:31:44.159 --> 01:31:46.479 It was just they wrote something down up piece of 1859 01:31:46.479 --> 01:31:48.800 paper and said, yeah, just fucking finish it up. We'll 1860 01:31:48.800 --> 01:31:49.319 get to the main. 1861 01:31:49.720 --> 01:31:52.039 Yeah. I mean that's exactly what it was. And like 1862 01:31:52.399 --> 01:31:55.600 we by the way, this is a month. This is 1863 01:31:55.640 --> 01:31:57.399 a couple months after they already did the thing where 1864 01:31:57.439 --> 01:31:58.760 hiding and Rek was on top of the smack down 1865 01:31:58.840 --> 01:32:01.159 fist saying he was gonna jump off of it. 1866 01:32:00.800 --> 01:32:05.880 Like in the characters like give him the chocolate bar 1867 01:32:05.920 --> 01:32:15.800 and send it to heat. So recaps the tough Enough 1868 01:32:15.800 --> 01:32:19.319 stuff from earlier. So much of this show as recaps. 1869 01:32:19.319 --> 01:32:22.119 Good God, I know, dude, Like how could this have 1870 01:32:22.199 --> 01:32:23.800 been for the live crowd? Like you think they cut 1871 01:32:23.840 --> 01:32:25.520 a bunch of shit or was this like a you know, 1872 01:32:25.560 --> 01:32:27.000 two hour in and out we're going home? 1873 01:32:27.800 --> 01:32:28.680 I have no idea. 1874 01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:31.960 Yeah, hell yeah. So Alis knows out here, he tells 1875 01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:34.279 everybody that they can vote on who they think is 1876 01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:36.960 tough enough. You can vote on wb dot com and 1877 01:32:37.039 --> 01:32:38.880 they play the Papa Roach song and al goes down 1878 01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:42.159 the list of guys and the crowd reacts accordingly. For 1879 01:32:42.199 --> 01:32:45.479 some reason, Christener ROCKI told the crowd the fuck off immediately. 1880 01:32:45.680 --> 01:32:46.920 I don't know why he did that. 1881 01:32:48.119 --> 01:32:50.520 Chris O'rocky had his ribs tape. 1882 01:32:50.960 --> 01:32:53.279 Dude, Okay, while I was looking up the Pewter stuff, 1883 01:32:53.359 --> 01:32:55.000 I did see the thing you were talking about. Yeah, 1884 01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:59.840 he his ribs were broken. Yeah, that's nuts. Well, when 1885 01:33:00.039 --> 01:33:01.239 you know they're getting down to the end of that 1886 01:33:01.239 --> 01:33:04.479 segment there and Tory Wilson comes out and Tory Wilson says, 1887 01:33:04.880 --> 01:33:08.039 next week we're gonna have sex. So watch the beginning 1888 01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:10.039 of SmackDown because Tory Wilson's gonna have sex. 1889 01:33:10.880 --> 01:33:12.680 I was thinking as I was watching this, I was like, 1890 01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:14.600 they should just let these guys shoot fight each other 1891 01:33:14.640 --> 01:33:16.960 for a few minutes and they see's left standing, Why 1892 01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:19.039 the fuck just send them to the ring and just 1893 01:33:19.039 --> 01:33:21.119 have like a gauntlet, like one guy young, one guy out, 1894 01:33:21.199 --> 01:33:24.359 just whoever's still standing whatever. Like I would have loved 1895 01:33:24.359 --> 01:33:26.520 to see that, Like that's like the most two thousand 1896 01:33:26.520 --> 01:33:28.159 and four era thing I've ever heard, is just a 1897 01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:29.720 bunch of dudes go to the ring with their shirts 1898 01:33:29.720 --> 01:33:31.600 off and beat each other up to the last guy's standing. 1899 01:33:31.840 --> 01:33:33.159 I would have been like, Yeah, this is awesome. 1900 01:33:34.079 --> 01:33:36.039 They would have got way more over than how directed. 1901 01:33:36.680 --> 01:33:38.359 Yeah right, it's good g ass. People are like, oh 1902 01:33:38.359 --> 01:33:40.520 hell yeah right, people with the craw probably ripped their 1903 01:33:40.520 --> 01:33:41.439 shirt off start fighting. 1904 01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:44.439 No, instead, we're gonna do the Tory Wilson sex tests 1905 01:33:44.439 --> 01:33:45.680 where may Young's involved. 1906 01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:46.600 Is that right? 1907 01:33:47.039 --> 01:33:49.159 Yeah? I think it's like they fake them out that 1908 01:33:49.199 --> 01:33:51.439 the winner's gonna fuck Tory Wilson. Instead they get to 1909 01:33:51.439 --> 01:33:52.239 make out with may Young. 1910

01:33:52.720 --> 01:33:55.640 Dude, that shit was so fucking funny, and like it's 1911 01:33:55.680 --> 01:33:57.479 funny because like it shouldn't have been. I don't think 1912 01:33:57.479 --> 01:33:59.119 it was even supposed to be funny, like when they 1913 01:33:59.159 --> 01:34:01.600 wrote it. He says here at the start of the show. 1914 01:34:02.359 --> 01:34:04.119 Next week, every one of them will be taking the 1915 01:34:04.479 --> 01:34:10.960 Tory Wilson sex test, Like not even subtle at all, 1916 01:34:11.279 --> 01:34:14.119 Like I thought there was gonna be some subtlety humor 1917 01:34:14.199 --> 01:34:16.439 to this at all. But I actually think that them 1918 01:34:16.520 --> 01:34:20.279 being so uh front facing with it is actually the 1919 01:34:20.319 --> 01:34:23.039 funniest thing I've ever fucking heard. Yeah, we're gonna do 1920 01:34:23.079 --> 01:34:27.039 the Tory Wilson sex test next week. Who was to 1921 01:34:27.039 --> 01:34:29.640 have sex with me? Like that is so. 1922 01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:31.760 Fucking funny, the best fucker. 1923 01:34:33.479 --> 01:34:36.880 It's like they thought about making a joke and they said, ah, 1924 01:34:36.920 --> 01:34:39.880 fuck it, just say just say to toy Wilson sex tests. 1925 01:34:40.840 --> 01:34:44.039 Tory Wilson legit stares down everyone after saying that they're 1926 01:34:44.039 --> 01:34:46.880 gonna take the toy Wilson's sex test one by fucking one. 1927 01:34:47.239 --> 01:34:49.439 What are the odds of this happening? One by one? Done? 1928 01:34:49.439 --> 01:34:52.159 The list? The miss looks at her in the eyes. 1929 01:34:53.359 --> 01:35:05.600 Six seven? What them? Fuck what? Tory Wilson should have 1930 01:35:05.600 --> 01:35:08.439 gone the mic and said, no more sex? Yeah you, 1931 01:35:08.720 --> 01:35:10.439 no more sex, You're done. 1932 01:35:11.000 --> 01:35:12.840 Sorry, guys, he sucked it up for you all. 1933 01:35:13.199 --> 01:35:15.279 They play a pre tape here where a big show 1934 01:35:15.359 --> 01:35:20.479 comes out with the hair and uh, this ship, this 1935 01:35:20.560 --> 01:35:22.039 ship kind of looks like my hair. 1936 01:35:22.760 --> 01:35:23.279 I'm cook. 1937 01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:28.119 Come on, so when it's time, when it's time, are 1938 01:35:28.119 --> 01:35:31.279 you gonna shoot me with the body? My shirt off, 1939 01:35:31.640 --> 01:35:34.079 take me out, kill me, kill me? 1940 01:35:38.279 --> 01:35:40.960 No, dude. Instead, next week we're gonna see how good 1941 01:35:40.960 --> 01:35:41.920 of a funker you are. 1942 01:35:43.039 --> 01:35:46.000 Next week the deadline sex test. 1943 01:35:49.439 --> 01:35:54.399 Okay, buddy, if you need me to fucking hit you 1944 01:35:54.399 --> 01:35:56.239 with it, I mean, can't we just we can just 1945 01:35:56.239 --> 01:35:57.840 go get you a haircut. I don't got a train 1946 01:35:57.960 --> 01:36:02.439 kill me, No, don't, dude. It does have to go 1947 01:36:02.600 --> 01:36:04.840 like that. We could just it does go like to 1948 01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:06.399 a barber, like get you right? 1949 01:36:06.439 --> 01:36:13.199 Oh way, we get the main event here, Booker T 1950 01:36:13.800 --> 01:36:19.000 and Josh Matthews one T versus Jbol and Orlando Jordan. 1951 01:36:19.720 --> 01:36:23.079 I mean a SmackDown main event anywhere. By the way, 1952 01:36:23.119 --> 01:36:26.119 thankfully James huge match announced for next week. It's gonna 1953 01:36:26.119 --> 01:36:29.800 be big show for Secret Angle in Corpus Christy Nice, 1954 01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:31.840 yes ww's hometown. 1955 01:36:32.399 --> 01:36:34.520 Booker T goes to do his tunt and his entrance 1956 01:36:35.319 --> 01:36:37.800 and Josh Matthews is standing right where the fire would 1957 01:36:37.840 --> 01:36:40.960 be and Booker throws him and says, do not die 1958 01:36:41.039 --> 01:36:42.079 to the fire police. 1959 01:36:42.279 --> 01:36:44.720 Dude, he legit grips someone the fuck out of the way. 1960 01:36:44.800 --> 01:36:46.159 Man's trum you. 1961 01:36:47.039 --> 01:36:49.359 Josh Matthews then does the Eric Young scared of the 1962 01:36:49.359 --> 01:36:50.159 Pyro gimmick. 1963 01:36:50.359 --> 01:36:52.159 Tremendous always works. 1964 01:36:52.720 --> 01:36:56.399 I mean this, this whole thing always works. A guy 1965 01:36:56.439 --> 01:36:59.680 that shouldn't be good at wrestling but is great trope 1966 01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:01.520 when you sparingly just very good. 1967 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:04.439 They do say that he was an og tough enough finalist, 1968 01:37:04.680 --> 01:37:07.359 and uh Tez says, well, I trained him along with 1969 01:37:07.399 --> 01:37:09.399 Al Snow, so if he wins, I'll take credit for it. 1970 01:37:09.439 --> 01:37:11.600 But for now, I'll say Al Snow trained him. 1971 01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:15.640 So Booker and JBL start things off here. This is 1972 01:37:15.680 --> 01:37:20.159 the WB title match at Survivors Series, and Booker is, yeah, 1973 01:37:20.159 --> 01:37:22.399 he's bringing it to the champ. Here, JBL hits a 1974 01:37:22.479 --> 01:37:24.760 running shoulder tackle from the buckle. I always love that. 1975 01:37:24.760 --> 01:37:25.399 That's very two. 1976 01:37:26.439 --> 01:37:29.479 Booker tags into Josh Matthews. Here. Matthews heads to the 1977 01:37:29.479 --> 01:37:32.039 top and hits a flying cross body press to Orlando 1978 01:37:32.159 --> 01:37:34.920 Jordan and a drop kick to JBL on the outside. 1979 01:37:35.279 --> 01:37:38.960 Yeah no, I mean some of that reaction may have 1980 01:37:38.960 --> 01:37:40.680 actually been real. I bet people were excited to see 1981 01:37:40.680 --> 01:37:43.000 the kid fucking you know, hit some shit on the Yeah. 1982 01:37:43.159 --> 01:37:47.479 No, it always works. Yeah, JBL's piss He runs into 1983 01:37:47.520 --> 01:37:50.800 the ring. Here, Matthews tags back into Booker. T very 1984 01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:54.560 good stuff.

Here, JBL pushes Booker to the corner. He 1985 01:37:54.640 --> 01:37:57.640 knocks Josh off the apron, but the ref counts that 1986 01:37:57.680 --> 01:37:58.319 as a tag. 1987 01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:03.800 Yeah that's right because Booker, I guess hits Josh and that, 1988 01:38:04.119 --> 01:38:05.960 you know, any contact I guess is a tag. 1989 01:38:07.000 --> 01:38:10.319 JBL throws Booker into the steps here, and Josh Matthews 1990 01:38:10.399 --> 01:38:13.000 jumps on JBL's back to try to stop him. Oh 1991 01:38:13.039 --> 01:38:15.920 my God, and JBL just slams him right on the ground. 1992 01:38:16.199 --> 01:38:19.720 He flips him over his head so hard. The splat 1993 01:38:19.800 --> 01:38:21.119 is like pretty gnarly. 1994 01:38:21.800 --> 01:38:24.319 Orlando picks up Josh, he slaps him around and beals 1995 01:38:24.359 --> 01:38:27.119 him across the ring. Here JBL comes in and beats 1996 01:38:27.199 --> 01:38:28.840 up on Josh Matthews also. 1997 01:38:29.039 --> 01:38:31.520 Dude, he I mean, JBL chops the shit out of 1998 01:38:31.560 --> 01:38:34.399 his side. He clubs on the back. He They keep 1999 01:38:34.399 --> 01:38:36.600 bumping Booker off the apron because he's, you know, trying 2000 01:38:36.600 --> 01:38:38.720 to struggle to get up. I mean, he kicks the 2001 01:38:39.199 --> 01:38:41.439 He kicks Josh so hard in the back. 2002 01:38:41.520 --> 01:38:44.920 Here Orlando hits a punch combo on Josh, but Booker 2003 01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:47.720 finally gets him up and takes him down. Ye, Booker 2004 01:38:47.720 --> 01:38:49.840 gets the hot tag. Here comes in hits two back 2005 01:38:49.880 --> 01:38:53.039 body drops. Booker goes for a line in the corner, 2006 01:38:53.319 --> 01:38:55.920 but JBL ducks and hits the ropes just for the 2007 01:38:56.000 --> 01:38:59.119 clothesline from hell. But Booker grabs him into the book end. 2008 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:02.000 That was hot, hits the book end. Yeah that is awesome. 2009 01:39:02.199 --> 01:39:03.800 I love that. Yeah that was cool because I was 2010 01:39:03.840 --> 01:39:05.800 like I was ged up for the close off from 2011 01:39:05.800 --> 01:39:07.640 hell because I love to take the buckle and then 2012 01:39:07.720 --> 01:39:10.479 fucking hit the ropes. That's shit. I know, you fucking 2013 01:39:10.560 --> 01:39:15.079 love that. Yeah, and like right into the book end 2014 01:39:15.159 --> 01:39:17.399 is very cool. He hits a book in Orlando too. 2015 01:39:17.960 --> 01:39:20.760 Orlando comes in and Booker also hits him with the bookend. 2016 01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:23.840 Like you said, Booker sends jbl out of the ring 2017 01:39:23.880 --> 01:39:26.199 and then hits the ax kick on Orlando to pick 2018 01:39:26.279 --> 01:39:29.359 up the win, very dominating win here for Booker going 2019 01:39:29.399 --> 01:39:30.399 into Survivor series. 2020 01:39:30.520 --> 01:39:33.039 I mean, Booker looks great, man. I mean, you know, 2021 01:39:33.119 --> 01:39:35.359 we we can't talk about it enough on this show, 2022 01:39:35.399 --> 01:39:38.319 how much we how highly we think of Booker T's work, 2023 01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:41.199 especially you know w CW to fucking I mean, we 2024 01:39:41.239 --> 01:39:44.479 love this teenage shit too, really, so uh, he looks 2025 01:39:44.479 --> 01:39:47.800 great here. Ye. You know, crowd's always into Booker T. 2026 01:39:47.880 --> 01:39:49.399 I don't know if I've ever seen Booker T not 2027 01:39:49.399 --> 01:39:52.920 come out to a reaction. You know, totally totally makes 2028 01:39:52.920 --> 01:39:54.960 sense that he'd be in a top angle here, I do. 2029 01:39:55.119 --> 01:39:58.800 I will say though I was expecting a very WWE 2030 01:39:58.880 --> 01:40:00.520 outcome of Josh Matthews getting the pin. 2031 01:40:01.000 --> 01:40:03.039 That would have been funny, but I think they had 2032 01:40:03.079 --> 01:40:06.399 a game plan here for Booker, and thank god, thank god. 2033 01:40:06.680 --> 01:40:08.479 Then that's what they ended up going with here and 2034 01:40:08.560 --> 01:40:12.000 it was the right Orlando Jordan, Yeah, absolutely. 2035 01:40:11.680 --> 01:40:13.600 Yeah, I mean Booker, you know, getting to win is 2036 01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:16.199 a lot makes a lot more sense. And Booker, you know, 2037 01:40:16.199 --> 01:40:18.119 he tries to help Josh up at the end here, 2038 01:40:18.119 --> 01:40:20.760 and Josh is dead weight, and eventually Booker just says off, 2039 01:40:20.800 --> 01:40:22.399 fuck it and goes to the corner and celebrates for 2040 01:40:22.479 --> 01:40:25.720 himself and that's the end of the show there. Yeah, 2041 01:40:25.800 --> 01:40:30.279 that's uh, I mean, this is I mean a very 2042 01:40:31.000 --> 01:40:33.439 two thousand and four SmackDown is really the best way 2043 01:40:33.439 --> 01:40:36.800 to describe this. There's nothing like super offensive, but nothing 2044 01:40:36.840 --> 01:40:41.760 that's like, man, they were really cooking here, right. 2045 01:40:42.159 --> 01:40:45.960 Yeah, I'm just a middle of the street SmackDown for sure. 2046 01:40:46.359 --> 01:40:48.279 Yeah. You know, the guys that are over are over 2047 01:40:48.600 --> 01:40:51.000 because they've been over, and the guys that they want 2048 01:40:51.000 --> 01:40:53.479 to get over are not getting over. 2049 01:40:54.840 --> 01:40:57.359 Yeah weird, you're competing with Halo too, Now win over. 2050 01:40:58.680 --> 01:41:00.520 Y'all better do something every week. Crazy. 2051 01:41:01.199 --> 01:41:03.760 Well, that is it for our retro review, and now 2052 01:41:03.800 --> 01:41:06.119 it's time for the main event. 2053 01:41:06.800 --> 01:41:13.119 Who wants to read some fucking names? 2054 01:41:14.800 --> 01:41:15.359 All right? 2055 01:41:15.479 --> 01:41:20.319 Now it's time for the main event, the Patreon shoutouts segment. 2056 01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:21.920 Whoo yippie. 2057 01:41:22.399 --> 01:41:25.039 Yes.

This is a segment where we read the name 2058 01:41:25.079 --> 01:41:26.479 from the Patreon. 2059 01:41:26.600 --> 01:41:29.760 Yes, new people sign up and new people get introduced 2060 01:41:29.800 --> 01:41:31.560 to you. They get added to the. 2061 01:41:31.640 --> 01:41:38.239 Roster, starting in the five dollars tier, Virgil Angelo, Jimmy Schnook. 2062 01:41:39.800 --> 01:41:49.199 Oh wow, Austin Kessler, reverb esthetic based Shell eleven cat 2063 01:41:49.239 --> 01:41:50.560 poo mugoo. 2064 01:41:51.079 --> 01:41:53.000 That's nasty, that's nasty. 2065 01:41:54.239 --> 01:41:58.640 Shout out doodoo man. I put that here. 2066 01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:05.439 Man and Tommy Thomason like two. They should be in 2067 01:42:05.439 --> 01:42:10.920 the Hall of Fame, John the Robot four, What happened 2068 01:42:10.960 --> 01:42:11.520 to the other three? 2069 01:42:11.600 --> 01:42:20.560 Cody, Dick McNutt yeah, nymphty Nymphterson okay, fo to Dick, 2070 01:42:20.760 --> 01:42:24.439 dine and dash out. Now for the engaged dickhead. 2071 01:42:24.920 --> 01:42:26.840 What's fucking wrong with you? 2072 01:42:27.840 --> 01:42:32.079 Nazim Jay n Z Yeah, depressed Dipper with the little 2073 01:42:32.159 --> 01:42:37.359 shitty hog O man, it's probably cool, dude, don't worry 2074 01:42:37.359 --> 01:42:43.960 about it. I l Y Bentley, Jacob ten Dollarsier, Lee Brennan, 2075 01:42:44.800 --> 01:42:49.600 Riley Bourne, Danny Basham killing Nigel McGinnis. 2076 01:42:49.199 --> 01:42:51.359 To fucking kill his career with a bad match. 2077 01:42:51.399 --> 01:42:53.079 Probably I've seen it. 2078 01:42:53.560 --> 01:42:56.000 Yeah, we did watch it. Made that one. 2079 01:42:56.520 --> 01:43:02.800 Jared Tonsfeldt Cassius j James Finna watched the two K 2080 01:43:02.920 --> 01:43:06.840 twenty six roster reveal like he's Brian from Family Guy. 2081 01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:09.960 In the episode they all go to the Teen Choice Awards. 2082 01:43:10.640 --> 01:43:15.199 James always, I mean like this, I'm glad people pay attention, 2083 01:43:15.359 --> 01:43:18.159 Like James notorious for sitting down and watching the two 2084 01:43:18.239 --> 01:43:21.359 K roster reveals every year and like talking about them, 2085 01:43:21.439 --> 01:43:25.000 and like, I'm glad that people like know that, right, 2086 01:43:25.399 --> 01:43:29.920 and you love to and they love you. 2087 01:43:32.039 --> 01:43:36.800 Kyle Cassie, she deadlock on my Johnny to I Chase 2088 01:43:37.079 --> 01:43:39.600 Oh Richards. 2089 01:43:39.359 --> 01:43:42.720 Getting the fuck out of my ears? What the fuck? Okay? 2090 01:43:42.760 --> 01:43:46.319 Sorry? Follow me on Twitch. I'm here to eat ass 2091 01:43:46.359 --> 01:43:49.680 and cheot bubble gum and Johnny, this is my last 2092 01:43:49.680 --> 01:43:55.319 piece of bubble gum. Holler if you're hear me. Aramis Fernandez, 2093 01:43:56.079 --> 01:44:05.359 Arthur Gracia Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup. You know, when it's 2094 01:44:05.359 --> 01:44:08.399 a cold day outside, you just want some Campbell's Chicken 2095 01:44:08.399 --> 01:44:09.000 noodle suit. 2096 01:44:09.359 --> 01:44:11.359 Pop that top, real quick, bitch. 2097 01:44:12.119 --> 01:44:20.880 James Chambers Silent, silky Dames Jarnell Dave's Jarnell Slade saw 2098 01:44:21.039 --> 01:44:23.840 nine cops go to my eighty seven year old grandma's house, 2099 01:44:23.960 --> 01:44:32.359 walking talking, and pointing like Jim Ross. No, it was 2100 01:44:32.800 --> 01:44:38.680 M William Evans, Andrew B. 2101 01:44:39.840 --> 01:44:47.479 Cucumber in debum, don't fucking put that there, Joshua Francisco Urgels. 2102 01:44:47.840 --> 01:44:51.640 You have too many names, Diego a Luna. Yeah, see, 2103 01:44:51.640 --> 01:44:52.920 you guys have too many names. 2104 01:44:53.239 --> 01:45:04.920 Raf John Zanding, Tyler, Conklin, Grotesperado, Oh Walt Clevenger kid 2105 01:45:04.920 --> 01:45:07.760 got sent to the principal's office for claiming his uncle 2106 01:45:07.840 --> 01:45:11.640 is Superman. The next day, Henry Caville showed up to 2107 01:45:11.720 --> 01:45:13.600 beat him. 2108 01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:16.039 Dude, Okay, I was like waiting for. 2109 01:45:19.399 --> 01:45:26.920 Dude's got Chase richardson PTSD, I fucking do sin Andrew Harrington, 2110 01:45:27.760 --> 01:45:30.520 Johnny become a butch lesbian. 2111 01:45:30.600 --> 01:45:32.359 Now that a sentence. 2112 01:45:32.560 --> 01:45:35.640 Two separate names, Okay, it just happened to be back 2113 01:45:35.680 --> 01:45:41.479 to back, yeah, chatterer. If Johnny was a wrestler, his 2114 01:45:41.520 --> 01:45:44.520 finisher would be a choke slam, but instead of his 2115 01:45:44.600 --> 01:45:50.439 hand around the neck, it be around his opponents. 2116 01:45:49.760 --> 01:45:59.039 There's nothing his opponent's waist a good yeah, forehead. 2117 01:45:58.840 --> 01:46:01.319 Around his opponent's hand, so he's like holding hands and 2118 01:46:01.319 --> 01:46:02.640 then he goes to old school. 2119 01:46:03.359 --> 01:46:05.640 Oh yeah, what about ankles? And then I do the 2120 01:46:05.680 --> 01:46:06.199 ankle lock. 2121 01:46:06.840 --> 01:46:12.960 Oh there you go. C. M. Taylor, Yeah, something stupid 2122 01:46:13.079 --> 01:46:22.439 seven the Goat, Bond, Clay Dickhead, Jumbo Slim, Elheo de Gizmo, Elgatto, 2123 01:46:22.640 --> 01:46:23.800 Lucca Librador. 2124 01:46:24.079 --> 01:46:26.079 Wow, you that could have been a disaster and you 2125 01:46:26.199 --> 01:46:27.880 fucking got there. That's great. 2126 01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:37.119 Zach Johnson, Jonathan Williams, Jake Salazar, Brady Wattling, Elijah Harmer, 2127 01:46:37.840 --> 01:46:45.199 Cheeseball Rules, I love Daniel Putnick, mister pink Gardener Minshew 2128 01:46:45.880 --> 01:46:51.600 who are playing with the Alaskan bullworm apartment Timothy the 2129 01:46:51.640 --> 01:46:54.000 middle name Johnson. 2130 01:46:57.239 --> 01:47:00.119 That's almost as like it's a dick the cock John's 2131 01:47:00.159 --> 01:47:03.920 in like form and he just didn't fill it out. 2132 01:47:04.439 --> 01:47:14.000 Lachlan McAllister Jaxter, Jordan Bargels, Baby Palpatine, Right, Mattia Piccolo 2133 01:47:15.039 --> 01:47:16.159 chun Lee's. 2134 01:47:15.880 --> 01:47:19.039 Thigh meet, grow up, d. 2135 01:47:18.960 --> 01:47:26.840 Bethany Biggs, Hello, Mark Blackburn, Exterior Baits Gone Gone, the 2136 01:47:26.840 --> 01:47:31.920 form of Man rise the Demon Linda Man also go birds, 2137 01:47:31.920 --> 01:47:35.439 fuck the Panthers. I love you, Johnny, fuck you, Oh 2138 01:47:35.479 --> 01:47:36.199 my god. 2139 01:47:36.439 --> 01:47:39.720 Wow, things are business British just picking up. I'm wagging 2140 01:47:39.720 --> 01:47:41.279 my finger as I fucking walk into your house and 2141 01:47:41.319 --> 01:47:42.079 get the fuck out of you. 2142 01:47:43.600 --> 01:47:51.000 Donnie Phillips, Gray Dan Wizzanowski, Missing Stafford, KMF Center Prizes, 2143 01:47:51.399 --> 01:47:57.840 whoa Bryce fifteen dollars Tier Joey Wrestling eighty six, Ryan Foster. 2144 01:47:58.199 --> 01:48:01.720 There he is stud Muffin sixty nine. Nice, Hey guys, 2145 01:48:01.840 --> 01:48:05.640 it's me the dog. What am I doing being taken 2146 01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:07.079 to hell? No? 2147 01:48:07.920 --> 01:48:13.520 Wow? Fifteen dollars here? You know, I fuck with the 2148 01:48:13.560 --> 01:48:16.279 fifteen dollars tier heavy? Those are those are some big 2149 01:48:16.319 --> 01:48:17.319 dippers in that one. 2150 01:48:17.399 --> 01:48:20.399 I like that one hundred and tweet dollars annual. Jamie 2151 01:48:20.439 --> 01:48:27.199 Movado and still the champion of the Patreon sixty nine 2152 01:48:27.319 --> 01:48:31.439 ninety five Sour Smarties hopes everyone stays safe during this 2153 01:48:31.479 --> 01:48:32.159 winter storm. 2154 01:48:32.560 --> 01:48:35.800 Top guy, Sour Smarties, I mean hard work pays off right, 2155 01:48:35.960 --> 01:48:39.520 Sour Smarties pulling you know, a curtain jerkin for for 2156 01:48:39.680 --> 01:48:44.079 months now, main event of the show, Like that's what 2157 01:48:44.199 --> 01:48:47.640 fucking perseverance and hard work does. And now he's the 2158 01:48:47.720 --> 01:48:58.119 champion of the odd SMA yes, yes, yes, yes, well, 2159 01:48:58.159 --> 01:48:59.840 thank you all for signing up for the Patreon rod. 2160 01:49:00.000 --> 01:49:03.199 Thus for everybody on this some bitch keep signing up 2161 01:49:03.199 --> 01:49:07.199 Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW and we will see 2162 01:49:07.239 --> 01:49:10.720 you next week for another edition of the dead Block 2163 01:49:11.119 --> 01:49:13.680 podcast