Revisiting Lucha Underground Season 1 - Episode 5: Boyle Heights Street Fight の全文書き起こし

--> 00:03:46.090 can kind of see, like, midway through season three, it's like, oh, fuck, okay, 74 00:03:46.129 --> 00:03:48.789 here we go. And then season four, if I remember, 75 00:03:48.870 --> 00:03:50.469 was really not great. 76 00:03:50.729 --> 00:03:53.569 Has anything changed from the episodes that we watched with 77 00:03:53.620 --> 00:03:55.659 your thoughts on this, or is it still kind of 78 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:57.560 still in line with how you thought when you first 79 00:03:57.620 --> 00:03:58.050 watched it? 80 00:03:58.379 --> 00:04:01.759 Yeah, I think I still kind of dig it the 81 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:03.800 same way that I did when I first watched it. 82 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:06.400 I was still, you know, very... you know, new to it. 83 00:04:06.460 --> 00:04:09.629 And I'm, you know, reintroducing myself to it. I still 84 00:04:09.710 --> 00:04:11.590 kind of feel that way. There's stuff that like, I'm like, Oh, 85 00:04:11.650 --> 00:04:13.389 I remember this. And Oh, I don't remember that at all. 86 00:04:13.449 --> 00:04:15.469 I missed that part. I, and I will say, I 87 00:04:15.710 --> 00:04:18.870 will admit like this episode, uh, I watched twice. I 88 00:04:18.889 --> 00:04:20.850 watched it like a while back. We were going to 89 00:04:20.889 --> 00:04:22.050 do it. And I was like, ah, I'm not really 90 00:04:22.069 --> 00:04:24.350 feeling this one. Like, let's just put it aside for now. 91 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:26.899 Let's do something else. I'm just not crazy about this episode. 92 00:04:26.939 --> 00:04:28.660 Then I watched it again. Cause you brought it up again. 93 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:31.699 And I, I actually enjoyed it a bunch more. Maybe 94 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:33.180 I just wasn't in the mood for it at the time. 95 00:04:33.639 --> 00:04:37.769 Dude, the end of this episode is so fucking crazy. 96 00:04:37.870 --> 00:04:40.209 I couldn't believe I had to message you the minute 97 00:04:40.230 --> 00:04:42.189 that I fucking finished. I was like, dude, what the 98 00:04:42.290 --> 00:04:43.209 fuck happened here? 99 00:04:43.230 --> 00:04:46.079 Yeah, absurd. Yeah, so the first time I watched it, 100 00:04:46.110 --> 00:04:49.079 I got up to the Chavo Sexy Star match. I 101 00:04:49.100 --> 00:04:50.819 didn't watch it, and I was like, I just, I'm not... 102 00:04:51.189 --> 00:04:53.050 not in love with this episode right now. I'm just 103 00:04:53.069 --> 00:04:53.870 not going to fucking. 104 00:04:53.889 --> 00:04:55.430 Yeah. Super understandable. 105 00:04:56.250 --> 00:04:59.689 So like, well, you know, like I said, I'll rewatch. Uh, I'm, 106 00:04:59.870 --> 00:05:01.629 I'm into it. I'm, I'm excited to talk about it. 107 00:05:01.629 --> 00:05:04.189 I'm excited to get back into the world of, of 108 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:07.339 Lucha Underground. Uh, also by the way, just to note, 109 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:09.639 this episode was taped on September 27th, 2014, and it 110 00:05:09.660 --> 00:05:11.600 aired November 26th, 2014. Uh, my birthday month. Dead. 111 00:05:11.740 --> 00:05:21.459 Like, This guy with his birthday month, man. 112 00:05:21.540 --> 00:05:24.399 Like, you know, through the month of November, everyone does it. 113 00:05:24.500 --> 00:05:27.220 Like they all celebrate their birthday through the month. And 114 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:28.620 that's mine for November. 115 00:05:29.100 --> 00:05:31.379 We're about to take care of business with this guy, man. 116 00:05:31.420 --> 00:05:37.060 Like, Hey, Hey, my birthday soon. Soon. Nah. Wanna now? 117 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:38.899 Cause we can celebrate it now. Wanna now? 118 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:40.759 I can't let you get close. 119 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:45.180 All right. Let's talk about Lucha Underground then. 120 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:47.519 Fuck. Where the fuck are the observers? 121 00:05:48.170 --> 00:05:54.300 Oh shit. What do you mean? Oh, well, listen, these 122 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:56.839 are all like really close to one another. So like 123 00:05:56.879 --> 00:05:59.399 there's nothing like the next. The last one we did 124 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:02.139 was like December 1st, 2014 observers. I did all those. 125 00:06:02.439 --> 00:06:04.870 The December 8th one, literally nothing at all to fucking 126 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:07.209 talk about. So there are none. Sorry. 127 00:06:07.230 --> 00:06:09.509 Yeah, buddy. I think me and all my close personal 128 00:06:09.550 --> 00:06:10.810 friends that listen to the show are going to beat 129 00:06:10.850 --> 00:06:11.689 the crap out of you. 130 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:16.439 Like, there was actually legit, like, not a single thing 131 00:06:16.459 --> 00:06:21.220 about Lucha Underground, even, in that Observer. Damn! Yeah, it 132 00:06:21.259 --> 00:06:24.000 was all about, like, fucking CM Punk. 133 00:06:24.259 --> 00:06:25.319 The Rock, probably. 134 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:27.899 No, it was, like, CM Punk left WWE, and he 135 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:31.660 had done the thing, and then Vince did the Austin podcast. Like, 136 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:33.379 it was all that shit. CM Punk left the WWE? 137 00:06:33.420 --> 00:06:34.079 I'm just kidding. 138 00:06:34.180 --> 00:06:38.050 I don't know. Philip Brooks escaped. 139 00:06:38.529 --> 00:06:41.209 No. What the fuck? 140 00:06:41.689 --> 00:06:43.350 Well, you should get excited. Maybe he'll come to Lucha 141 00:06:43.370 --> 00:06:44.430 Underground now that he left. 142 00:06:44.930 --> 00:06:48.500 Oh, yeah, maybe. Or maybe he'll enter the Octagon. Who knows? 143 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:50.829 Oh, fuck. I hope not. 144 00:06:51.310 --> 00:06:52.040 Oh, fuck. 145 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:56.300 Punk wore a mask. 146 00:06:56.579 --> 00:06:58.920 Yeah, he did wear a mask. Yeah, he did that. 147 00:06:59.339 --> 00:07:01.199 What was it? Straight Edge Society gimmick, right? 148 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:04.480 Because he was bald. It wasn't because

he liked fucking Lucha. 149 00:07:04.540 --> 00:07:06.060 He was bald and wanted to cover it up. 150 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:10.019 Well, yeah, I mean, understandable, too. Right. 151 00:07:10.079 --> 00:07:11.160 Of course, it was a cool mask. 152 00:07:11.699 --> 00:07:14.120 So we start Lucha Underground with a cold open here. 153 00:07:14.139 --> 00:07:16.480 We go over all the events of pretty much everything 154 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:19.050 that happened in episode one through four leading up to 155 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:19.730 this episode. 156 00:07:20.060 --> 00:07:22.670 I actually thought that was dope, too, because like, obviously, 157 00:07:22.730 --> 00:07:24.990 my brain is just bad. Got a bad brain here. 158 00:07:25.069 --> 00:07:26.870 So they were going through everything. I was like, wow, 159 00:07:26.910 --> 00:07:29.269 this is a full recap of everything. I don't know 160 00:07:29.290 --> 00:07:31.389 if they'll do this every five episodes, but that would 161 00:07:31.410 --> 00:07:32.129 be cute if they did. 162 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:34.990 Yeah, I mean, it definitely helped. I, you know, needed 163 00:07:35.029 --> 00:07:36.870 to remember a few of these things. So yeah, good 164 00:07:36.889 --> 00:07:37.769 on them. I thought this was cool. 165 00:07:38.129 --> 00:07:41.350 Yeah, no, very cool. Of course, we see Dario telling 166 00:07:41.370 --> 00:07:44.230 Drago that he didn't lose his match, but he didn't 167 00:07:44.250 --> 00:07:46.670 win either because he was in that three-way with Pentagon 168 00:07:46.709 --> 00:07:49.430 and Phoenix, and he didn't know what Drago was made of. 169 00:07:49.870 --> 00:07:53.329 So he faces King Cuerno in King Cuerno's debut match, 170 00:07:53.420 --> 00:07:57.060 and he beats King Cuerno, and King Cuerno fucking hated that. 171 00:07:57.379 --> 00:08:00.660 He's super pissed about that. So he's made it his 172 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:03.180 mission to just completely bother this guy for the rest 173 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.480 of his career, it looks like, which is unfortunate. 174 00:08:05.930 --> 00:08:08.750 Yeah, I mean, I hope that goes throughout the entire season. 175 00:08:08.850 --> 00:08:11.529 I hope that like randomly Drago's in like some match 176 00:08:11.569 --> 00:08:14.310 in season three and King Cuerno's still there, like watching 177 00:08:14.350 --> 00:08:16.810 from the top of the temple. Like, hey man, leave 178 00:08:16.829 --> 00:08:17.350 me alone. 179 00:08:17.990 --> 00:08:21.089 Listen, Hunter never lets go of his prey, bro. Like, 180 00:08:21.129 --> 00:08:22.209 he is his prey now. 181 00:08:22.730 --> 00:08:24.490 Should've just let him beat him. Just move on. 182 00:08:24.509 --> 00:08:28.970 Dude, yeah, holy fuck, man. Just, you could win. Yeah, 183 00:08:29.110 --> 00:08:31.589 but now we're one and one. So, like, I gotta 184 00:08:31.610 --> 00:08:33.169 beat you 16 more times. 185 00:08:33.289 --> 00:08:35.840 Dude, like, I don't give a

fuck about this match. Like, 186 00:08:35.860 --> 00:08:36.399 leave me alone. 187 00:08:36.419 --> 00:08:41.250 Yeah, but I do. Dude, I don't care. CM Punk 188 00:08:41.269 --> 00:08:41.669 left WWE. 189 00:08:41.769 --> 00:08:45.840 What? Are you serious? 190 00:08:46.340 --> 00:08:47.639 Yeah, dude, I know. Right. 191 00:08:47.899 --> 00:08:48.830 Holy fuck. 192 00:08:49.210 --> 00:08:50.549 I know. It was around my birthday. 193 00:08:51.370 --> 00:08:53.070 Can someone get this guy a birthday cake? 194 00:08:56.289 --> 00:08:58.710 Chava Gros is still here, James, if you can believe that. 195 00:08:58.789 --> 00:09:01.500 And he's here to stay, he says, which is fucking crazy. 196 00:09:01.509 --> 00:09:04.200 Dude, yeah, Johnny watched this episode a few weeks ago. 197 00:09:04.220 --> 00:09:06.919 He got into the Chava match and said, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 198 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:10.159 I got to the Chava recap in the intro and 199 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:12.000 I said, ah, ah. 200 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:15.500 Holy shit, yeah. I mean, Chava does have a match 201 00:09:15.570 --> 00:09:16.230 on this show, though. 202 00:09:16.620 --> 00:09:20.120 Well, he said he dominated Blue Demon Jr., and he's 203 00:09:20.159 --> 00:09:22.929 here to dominate Lucha Underground. He, of course, attacked Blue 204 00:09:22.950 --> 00:09:27.370 Demon and Sexy Star. And then Johnny Mundo, he's looking 205 00:09:27.409 --> 00:09:30.649 for revenge on not only Dario Cueto, but Big Rick 206 00:09:31.009 --> 00:09:33.509 and his crew, who beat the fuck out of him 207 00:09:33.529 --> 00:09:34.909 and stole $ 100, 000 from him. 208 00:09:35.250 --> 00:09:38.220 Dude, yeah, stole all his fucking money, left him laying, 209 00:09:38.250 --> 00:09:41.299 left his boy laying. I mean, Chava put Blue Demon 210 00:09:41.340 --> 00:09:44.120 in the fucking... hospital man like he beat the shit 211 00:09:44.179 --> 00:09:44.799 out of him. 212 00:09:44.620 --> 00:09:46.340 Dude he put him in the hospital and now all 213 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:49.720 of mexico is after chava which is like a fantastic story. 214 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:51.639 Yeah that was like one of my favorite little pre-tapes 215 00:09:51.659 --> 00:09:53.789 they did in the first couple episodes was them telling 216 00:09:53.830 --> 00:09:56.509 chava that he's gonna die like they're coming for this 217 00:09:56.549 --> 00:09:58.389 motherfucker man i thought that was awesome. 218 00:09:58.429 --> 00:10:01.120 Conan said mexico heard what you did and now you're 219 00:10:01.149 --> 00:10:04.340 in trouble dude I mean wow what a threat yeah 220 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:07.539 speaking of Conan he told Prince Puma who he has 221 00:10:07.580 --> 00:10:09.759 taken under his wing to uh to stay out of 222 00:10:09.779 --> 00:10:12.279 the drama with Mundo and Big Rick and then of 223 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:15.500 course Prince Puma gets jumped by uh Mr. Sisko and 224 00:10:15.539 --> 00:10:19.299 Cortez Castro we saw Big Rick put Johnny Mundo through 225 00:10:19.320 --> 00:10:21.269 a table and at the end of the last episode 226 00:10:21.289 --> 00:10:24.909 while Puma was laid out. And that sets up tonight. 227 00:10:26.289 --> 00:10:31.850 Yeah, I mean, that gets used a bunch in this episode. 228 00:10:31.889 --> 00:10:33.789 Pretty much every time they leave and come back, you 229 00:10:33.830 --> 00:10:34.450 hear it twice. 230 00:10:34.710 --> 00:10:35.149 That's their. 231 00:10:35.210 --> 00:10:38.960 Yeah, but if WWF did that shit 40 times in 232 00:10:39.029 --> 00:10:40.700 an episode, that'd be crazy as hell. 233 00:10:41.220 --> 00:10:42.340 All right, Raw rolls on. 234 00:10:42.419 --> 00:10:50.049 And we're back. It's the Apocalypse Life WWE. 235 00:10:50.220 --> 00:10:56.669 What? What? What? Oh, shit. As quick as it comes, 236 00:10:56.730 --> 00:11:00.700 it goes. Fuck. Yeah, we get the shots of the 237 00:11:00.750 --> 00:11:03.399 city again. We list all the producers. I mean, all 238 00:11:03.419 --> 00:11:06.039 of them, man. Big ups to all the producers off rip. 239 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:10.860 Okay, dude, it showed 11 executive producers. I counted 11 240 00:11:10.860 --> 00:11:13.379 executive producers. And I was like, wow, that's a lot. 241 00:11:13.679 --> 00:11:18.519 And then they showed four co-executive producers. There's got to 242 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:21.740 be different titles for these guys than just executive producer. 243 00:11:22.039 --> 00:11:25.179 That's what they do, man. They're executively producing. And I 244 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:27.279 hope the list increases on the next episode. You got 245 00:11:27.299 --> 00:11:28.639 to keep tabs now on the count. 246 00:11:29.029 --> 00:11:29.690 Yeah, yeah. 247 00:11:29.830 --> 00:11:30.330 I mean, I don't know. 248 00:11:30.350 --> 00:11:33.870 Maybe some episodes yet need more executive directors. Yeah, I 249 00:11:33.889 --> 00:11:34.269 don't know. 250 00:11:34.470 --> 00:11:36.649 Dude, that'd be awesome if like some of the episodes 251 00:11:36.690 --> 00:11:38.750 have less and it's a shittier episode and the ones 252 00:11:38.769 --> 00:11:41.009 that have more are like way better or vice versa. 253 00:11:41.590 --> 00:11:43.649 We see a bunch of super fast cars going around 254 00:11:43.669 --> 00:11:46.600 the city. Hopefully it is a sped up shot and 255 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:49.259 this is not how we all drive here in Los Angeles. 256 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:50.360 I guess it could be the way. 257 00:11:50.659 --> 00:11:52.350 I don't know, man. In Grand Theft Auto, they definitely do. 258 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:53.919 Or I definitely do. 259 00:11:53.940 --> 00:11:56.279 Well, I guess in any city in Grand Theft Auto, 260 00:11:56.320 --> 00:12:00.539 I'm speeding. Yeah, for real. To be fair. We see 261 00:12:00.580 --> 00:12:04.320 the big Lucha Underground billboard outside above the temple, which 262 00:12:04.360 -->

00:12:06.639 I think is sick. I always I mean, that's I 263 00:12:06.659 --> 00:12:07.740 think that stays the whole time. 264 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:10.120 Yeah, it's a good shot there. I'm glad they keep 265 00:12:10.220 --> 00:12:10.549 using it. 266 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:13.940 We see the Dario Cueto text on his office door 267 00:12:14.259 --> 00:12:18.519 and we go inside of Dario Cueto's office, which again, 268 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:20.500 I love that this is like a main focus of 269 00:12:20.549 --> 00:12:22.629 the show. Like this is if there was a Lucha 270 00:12:22.649 --> 00:12:25.350 Underground video game, Dario Cueto's office would be like a 271 00:12:25.470 --> 00:12:26.710 secret backstage area. 272 00:12:27.009 --> 00:12:29.070 Which would be fucking awesome. By the way, I think 273 00:12:29.129 --> 00:12:31.879 the whole like temple deal is very cool i would 274 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:33.360 have loved to seen it in a video game or 275 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:36.570 something just because of how vast it seems like there's 276 00:12:36.590 --> 00:12:39.250 times where they're going in different rooms that feel like 277 00:12:39.289 --> 00:12:41.110 they are entirely different buildings. 278 00:12:40.870 --> 00:12:43.490 This is a huge fucking place yeah i i think 279 00:12:43.509 --> 00:12:47.149 that's awesome so conan is here and uh conan says 280 00:12:47.350 --> 00:12:50.200 it's like this puma wanted to come here and personally 281 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.220 pay you a visit but i put a leash on 282 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:54.320 that cat okay because he's a the. 283 00:12:54.259 --> 00:12:55.980 Puma oh right yeah okay. 284 00:12:56.259 --> 00:12:58.000 And Conan says, you know, if he was going to 285 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:00.009 come here instead of me, he would have just cracked 286 00:13:00.029 --> 00:13:01.409 your skull wide open. 287 00:13:01.730 --> 00:13:02.350 He would have killed me. 288 00:13:05.909 --> 00:13:10.700 Dario says, I suppose I owe you a thanks drink. 289 00:13:11.519 --> 00:13:13.279 And Conan says, no, I don't. I don't drink with 290 00:13:13.299 --> 00:13:16.759 people that attack Puma from behind. Dario says, look, Conan. 291 00:13:17.299 --> 00:13:19.799 I'm El Jefe, but I'm only one man. There's only 292 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:22.259 so much I can do. Those guys don't respond to me. 293 00:13:22.779 --> 00:13:25.460 They respond to Big Rick. I don't have anything against 294 00:13:25.500 --> 00:13:27.970 Prince Puma. I don't fucking believe that at all. 295 00:13:28.429 --> 00:13:29.809 No, I don't believe a single word that comes out 296 00:13:29.830 --> 00:13:30.690 of this guy's mouth ever. 297 00:13:31.110 --> 00:13:34.230 No, I don't think anybody should. Good or bad, actually. Like, 298 00:13:34.289 --> 00:13:37.370 I think this guy is complete scum, which is why 299 00:13:37.710 --> 00:13:39.389 he makes for a great fucking part of this show. 300 00:13:39.950 --> 00:13:41.210 I think

they should beat the crap out of him. 301 00:13:41.889 --> 00:13:43.740 They should bust his skull wide open. 302 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:46.460 I think Coney has got the right plan here. 303 00:13:48.009 --> 00:13:50.350 Conan says, listen, if that's the case, then you should 304 00:13:50.370 --> 00:13:52.330 have a problem putting a match together with Prince Puma 305 00:13:52.990 --> 00:13:56.070 and Big Rick, Ball Heights style match. 306 00:13:57.750 --> 00:13:59.110 I'm sorry, what was that? That was a what? 307 00:14:00.129 --> 00:14:02.309 Ball Heights style match. 308 00:14:02.950 --> 00:14:04.789 Yeah, I have no clue what that is. Maybe you 309 00:14:04.809 --> 00:14:05.190 can tell me. 310 00:14:05.750 --> 00:14:09.129 Right here, he looks at the camera, in Ball Heights. 311 00:14:09.570 --> 00:14:14.179 Yeah! It goes back to the time when there's a 312 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:17.019 band playing the saxophone, playing the trumpet crazy. 313 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:24.360 Boyle Heights, come on! A little Boyle Heights style match. 314 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:26.220 And he says, you know what that is? 315 00:14:26.980 --> 00:14:27.210 No. 316 00:14:27.620 --> 00:14:28.110 Hell no. 317 00:14:28.330 --> 00:14:32.230 Yeah, I'm new here. I just moved here. 318 00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.970 I don't really even fucking like wrestling. Like, what? You 319 00:14:35.009 --> 00:14:36.529 don't just do singles and tags? 320 00:14:37.009 --> 00:14:38.649 I mean, I legit, I mean, like, I kind of agree. 321 00:14:38.710 --> 00:14:40.690 I also never heard of that. It's a Boyle Heights 322 00:14:40.769 --> 00:14:44.990 style match. OK, so is that like Doomsday Cage or 323 00:14:45.690 --> 00:14:46.190 what is that? 324 00:14:46.529 --> 00:14:48.590 Well, hear me out. It's not a wrestling match. 325 00:14:49.789 --> 00:14:53.419 So you want to what? 326 00:14:53.659 --> 00:14:55.710 Like you want to shoot? You want to do it? 327 00:14:57.059 --> 00:14:57.659 You want to do it? 328 00:14:58.879 --> 00:15:02.039 Conan says in the street fight, anything goes. And Dario 329 00:15:02.090 --> 00:15:05.289 immediately says, hey, I'll drink to that. Conan then reaches over, 330 00:15:05.610 --> 00:15:09.909 snatches Dario's drink and says, you know what? Second thought, I. 331 00:15:09.889 --> 00:15:15.250 Will have a drink. Hey, fuck you, man. Should've snatched 332 00:15:15.269 --> 00:15:16.830 it back. Give me that fucking thing, man. 333 00:15:17.250 --> 00:15:19.750 Bitch, you kidding me? Football heights. Fuck you. Get out 334 00:15:19.789 --> 00:15:20.769 of my office. I'll kill you. 335 00:15:20.789 --> 00:15:22.429 How about we have a wrestling match tonight? 336 00:15:22.690 --> 00:15:24.210 I got six guys out there to take out your 337 00:15:24.250 --> 00:15:25.789 knees right now. Are you fucking out of your mind? 338 00:15:25.850 --> 00:15:28.529 Get out of here. And yeah, Conan takes a drink 339 00:15:28.570 --> 00:15:31.809 and says, that's good. Gracias. And he gives a cup 340 00:15:31.850 --> 00:15:33.990 back to him, the glass, and Dario dumps it behind him. 341 00:15:34.590 --> 00:15:35.889 And then we get a shot of like a spider 342 00:15:35.929 --> 00:15:37.730 web as we go to the next deal here. 343 00:15:39.230 --> 00:15:41.129 It cuts to a fucking spider. Oh shit. 344 00:15:41.149 --> 00:15:43.820 What the fuck? I didn't know. Jump scare. I didn't know. 345 00:15:44.149 --> 00:15:46.159 I was, I'm like trying to look way too much 346 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:48.139 into some shit here. I don't think we're in super 347 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:50.419 like conspiracy theory part of we're trying to run yet, 348 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:53.740 but I was like, is there a fucking, what, what 349 00:15:53.820 --> 00:15:56.450 spider deal? It's kind of get bit by a Brown 350 00:15:56.500 --> 00:15:58.620 recluse spider or something here. What's going on? Wow. 351 00:15:58.669 --> 00:15:59.509 That'd be nuts. 352 00:15:59.549 --> 00:15:59.750 Yeah. 353 00:15:59.769 --> 00:16:01.269 I mean, he grabbed the drink, he drank and he 354 00:16:01.309 --> 00:16:03.389 walked out. There's a big spider. I was like, Oh shit. 355 00:16:03.409 --> 00:16:06.129 What the fuck? Hey, take care of that. 356 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:08.259 Clean that. 357 00:16:08.299 --> 00:16:08.940 Hey, take care of that. 358 00:16:08.960 --> 00:16:11.409 Come on. I got guys for that. I'm not taking 359 00:16:11.429 --> 00:16:11.730 care of that. 360 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:15.370 So we start off the show here, Vampyro and Matt Stryker. 361 00:16:15.379 --> 00:16:18.110 I call him Vampyro. Matt Stryker are here. They welcome 362 00:16:18.149 --> 00:16:20.149 us into the temple. Yeah, to me, that's Vampyro. I 363 00:16:20.190 --> 00:16:24.250 don't give a fuck. Vampyro and Matt Stryker, they welcome 364 00:16:24.309 --> 00:16:26.399 us into the temple and there's a band playing. 365 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:30.799 Yes. The crowd's chanting Lucha. Vampyro says, what's up ninjas 366 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:33.240 and ninjettes? I guess that's like, he's just trying to 367 00:16:33.259 --> 00:16:34.919 figure out like a name for the fans here. I 368 00:16:34.940 --> 00:16:35.990 feel like that one's not going to stick. 369 00:16:36.299 --> 00:16:37.460 I feel like that's taken already. 370 00:16:37.940 --> 00:16:41.129 Yeah. That might be another fucking company's deal. Yeah. All right. 371 00:16:41.149 --> 00:16:43.309 I think that's the champion shit wrestling crew. 372 00:16:43.990 --> 00:16:46.090 Like you work there. I think you just took it 373 00:16:46.110 --> 00:16:46.909 from the junglers. 374 00:16:47.450 --> 00:16:47.730 Yeah. 375 00:16:47.990 --> 00:16:50.889 Oh yeah. Hey, he climbs on top of the fucking temple. 376 00:16:51.190 --> 00:16:52.720 Fuck this shit. 377 00:16:54.220 --> 00:17:01.200 Hey, kill that guy. Don't let him get away. 378 00:17:08.349 --> 00:17:15.299 But yes, a matchbreaker sends it to the ring with 379

00:17:15.539 --> 00:17:16.440 Melissa Santos. 380 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:19.920 Yeah. The first match of the evening here in the temple. 381 00:17:20.099 --> 00:17:23.529 We're back. Mil Muertes with Katrina versus Drago. 382 00:17:24.130 --> 00:17:30.089 From beyond the grave, Emil Muertes. 383 00:17:30.549 --> 00:17:33.170 Dude, I actually could not believe that this was the 384 00:17:33.210 --> 00:17:35.829 match we were getting because Drago's coming off the win 385 00:17:35.869 --> 00:17:38.970 deal against Cuerno. And I was thinking, I was like, okay, well, 386 00:17:39.009 --> 00:17:40.869 Cuerno is definitely going to interfere. You know, that's going 387 00:17:40.890 --> 00:17:42.880 to be the deal in this match. But like the 388 00:17:42.910 --> 00:17:45.180 way this match plays out was like way different than 389 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:46.640 I thought it was going to. I got to be honest. 390 00:17:47.089 --> 00:17:51.730 They are building Mil Muertes as the destroyer of fucking worlds. Like, yeah, 391 00:17:51.869 --> 00:17:54.509 like I agree. I was like, oh, Drago will like 392 00:17:54.549 --> 00:17:56.849 probably stack up some wins. Maybe eventually we'll get to 393 00:17:56.869 --> 00:17:59.380 this match. Nah, you got to die. 394 00:17:59.400 --> 00:18:01.900 I actually think that's really cool. Like they're protecting the 395 00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:03.339 fuck out of Mil Muertes, man. 396 00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:04.319 He's still got the pants. 397 00:18:04.819 --> 00:18:07.480 He does still got the blue pinstripes on. I guess 398 00:18:07.500 --> 00:18:08.980 this is all from the same taping. So that probably 399 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:09.440 makes sense. 400 00:18:09.910 --> 00:18:11.549 I think it's, I mean, I think he's wear these 401 00:18:11.569 --> 00:18:13.190 for a while, so I hope you get used to them. 402 00:18:13.210 --> 00:18:16.069 You probably will. Vampiro says this dude is huge. You know, 403 00:18:16.109 --> 00:18:18.980 he's got violence written all over his inner thoughts. He 404 00:18:19.019 --> 00:18:20.759 just comes out here in a mask, man. I don't know. 405 00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:22.740 Yeah, no, he seems pretty cool. I actually thought he 406 00:18:22.779 --> 00:18:24.759 was a good guy. I totally forgot he was a 407 00:18:24.779 --> 00:18:25.200 bad guy. 408 00:18:26.819 --> 00:18:30.049 Yeah, man, it's a thousand deaths. That's not good. 409 00:18:30.400 --> 00:18:32.309 No, he's definitely turning good by the end of the season. 410 00:18:32.349 --> 00:18:34.829 I can already see it written on the wall. Actually, 411 00:18:34.849 --> 00:18:36.309 I give it about four more episodes. I bet you 412 00:18:36.329 --> 00:18:36.890 he turns face. 413 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:39.799 Drago's got that crazy-ass tongue. I mean, this guy looks 414 00:18:39.880 --> 00:18:40.920 fucking so sick. 415 00:18:41.420 --> 00:18:42.940 I know. The first time I saw this guy, I 416 00:18:42.980 --> 00:18:44.900 was just blown away. The tongue was nuts. 417 00:18:45.460 --> 00:18:47.960 Yeah, super fucking cool. And, yeah, so. 418 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:50.759 Reminds me of that Randy Orton deal with... Remember he 419 00:18:50.779 --> 00:18:52.119 did that backstage or whatever? 420 00:18:52.140 --> 00:18:54.079 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 421 00:18:54.559 --> 00:19:01.369 Yeah, Lemmy's my boy. I mean, like, they stay on 422 00:19:01.380 --> 00:19:03.990 that shit forever. I mean, he lets that deal go forever. 423 00:19:04.009 --> 00:19:04.410 I know. 424 00:19:05.750 --> 00:19:05.869 Like. 425 00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:09.759 Holy shit. 426 00:19:09.779 --> 00:19:12.769 It's like a mouth all dry. That sucks. 427 00:19:13.789 --> 00:19:17.769 Yeah, man. That's a tough deal. Hey, I'll tell you 428 00:19:17.789 --> 00:19:21.599 right now, man. Katrina is so hot, man. Holy shit. 429 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:24.940 What an absolute smoke show she is dude like. 430 00:19:24.819 --> 00:19:27.240 Good addition to this character yes. 431 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:28.700 Dude what a great idea to have her for this 432 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:30.240 too because she's evil as fuck. 433 00:19:30.009 --> 00:19:32.789 Too yeah yeah i know like that's what keeps this 434 00:19:32.930 --> 00:19:34.910 act evil i think is her you know at least 435 00:19:34.970 --> 00:19:35.630 right now. 436 00:19:35.890 --> 00:19:37.730 Sure for sure yeah i mean he's just beating dudes 437 00:19:37.829 --> 00:19:40.829 up like she's like she's got ill intent he's got. 438 00:19:40.750 --> 00:19:44.029 That rock you know he kisses that rock from his childhood. 439 00:19:43.990 --> 00:19:46.109 Yeah that's right he found it in the rubble he 440 00:19:46.150 --> 00:19:48.230 brings it with him and it reminds him that everyone 441 00:19:48.269 --> 00:19:49.329 that he loved died so. 442 00:19:49.269 --> 00:19:51.359 He has to kill everyone else now see that's why 443 00:19:51.380 --> 00:19:53.420 he's turning face man i'm telling you four more episodes 444 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:55.589 this guy's turning face you don't give a character like 445 00:19:55.609 --> 00:19:57.670 this a trauma-filled background if you're not turning a face 446 00:19:57.829 --> 00:19:59.930 you know i mean like he's begging to be a face. 447 00:20:00.289 --> 00:20:02.289 They but maybe they think you're thinking that so they're 448 00:20:02.309 --> 00:20:03.609 going to turn him super. 449 00:20:03.309 --> 00:20:06.920 Heel So Muertes gloms Drago to start this match, stomps 450 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:10.240 him out. Drago fires back here, hits a corkscrew crossbody 451 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:10.839 off the top. 452 00:20:11.299 --> 00:20:14.240 Oh my God, dude. Yeah, this dude moves so fucking crazy. 453 00:20:14.289 --> 00:20:17.009 He's flipping all over the place. He has corkscrew crossbody 454 00:20:17.430 --> 00:20:21.190 for a two and then immediately runs into a big punch. 455 00:20:21.579 --> 00:20:24.660 Dude, Muertes, like, pulls

him into a power slam here 456 00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:27.720 and almost just kills him. Like, just straight up spikes 457 00:20:27.759 --> 00:20:28.759 his head straight into the mat. 458 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:30.940 Dude, this is, like, as close as you can get 459 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:33.009 to doing the Joe Necro power slam. 460 00:20:33.250 --> 00:20:34.430 Oh, like the one to the floor. 461 00:20:34.970 --> 00:20:38.150 Yes, like, it's an in-the-ring Joe Necro power slam. 462 00:20:38.410 --> 00:20:40.450 Dude, I mean, like, that shit was scary as fuck. 463 00:20:40.470 --> 00:20:41.750 He got him there, though. It was cool. 464 00:20:41.990 --> 00:20:44.009 He got him over. I imagine if it wasn't, we 465 00:20:44.029 --> 00:20:46.460 wouldn't have seen it on this show, and this match 466 00:20:46.500 --> 00:20:48.099 probably wouldn't have been shown at all. 467 00:20:48.420 --> 00:20:50.240 Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, super taped. 468 00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:51.140 Yeah, fuck. 469 00:20:51.740 --> 00:20:53.460 Well, up there at the top of the temple is 470 00:20:53.539 --> 00:20:55.299 King Cuerno, who is aura farming. 471 00:20:55.660 --> 00:20:58.980 Dude, he's up there edge style, just fucking checking out 472 00:20:59.019 --> 00:21:02.539 this match. He wants to make sure that Drago, you know, 473 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:03.799 I guess I don't know. Do you think he wants 474 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:04.660 him to win or lose? 475 00:21:05.140 --> 00:21:06.569 I don't think he fucking cares at all. 476 00:21:06.900 --> 00:21:08.849 He just wants he just wants to beat him, though. 477 00:21:09.190 --> 00:21:10.490 Yeah, he just wants a piece of him. 478 00:21:10.849 --> 00:21:12.369 I wish he was up there with the big deer 479 00:21:12.430 --> 00:21:12.789 on his head. 480 00:21:13.109 --> 00:21:15.329 Yeah. Like the full entrance outfit. Sure thing. 481 00:21:15.529 --> 00:21:19.539 Yeah. Like that's his casual everyday, like kind of walk 482 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:21.660 around deal, but he's there in the gear. He looks 483 00:21:21.700 --> 00:21:23.980 great too. And he's, I was waiting for him to 484 00:21:24.029 --> 00:21:25.269 jump the whole match. 485 00:21:25.369 --> 00:21:27.029 Oh my God. Me too, dude. I thought he was 486 00:21:27.049 --> 00:21:29.599 going to do at the very end or something. Katrina 487 00:21:29.619 --> 00:21:32.140 hits Drago here and Muertes hits a running power slam 488 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:35.140 for a two. Drago kicks Muertes a few times here. 489 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:37.720 And I love that at one point, Muertes just like 490 00:21:37.859 --> 00:21:40.339 instinctively throws a kick back at him. Like he's throwing 491 00:21:40.380 --> 00:21:42.319 kicks at him. He just goes, oh, get off me. 492 00:21:42.420 --> 00:21:45.369 Yeah, fuck you, man. Yeah, I mean, these guys are 493 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:48.589 fighting for it. The crowd's calling Mill an asshole the 494 00:21:48.630 --> 00:21:49.930 whole time. That's their favorite chant. 495 00:21:50.349 --> 00:21:52.049 Yeah, I like at this point in the show now 496 00:21:52.089 --> 00:21:55.990 that like the heels have sort of been solidified, right? 497 00:21:56.049 --> 00:21:59.119 So we're actually getting some heat on some of these matches, 498 00:21:59.160 --> 00:21:59.779 which is pretty cool. 499 00:21:59.799 --> 00:22:02.250 Yeah, and they're, I mean, they're rallying behind Drago here. 500 00:22:02.269 --> 00:22:05.319 I mean, Drago... What a, you know, you want to 501 00:22:05.339 --> 00:22:06.950 root for this fucking little dragon. 502 00:22:07.349 --> 00:22:09.589 Yeah, he sweep kicks Muertes for a two here. He 503 00:22:09.609 --> 00:22:11.730 has a springboard tornado DDT for a two. 504 00:22:11.990 --> 00:22:12.670 That was sick. 505 00:22:13.049 --> 00:22:16.430 He jumps off the top rope and Mil Muertes hits 506 00:22:16.470 --> 00:22:19.859 this guy with the 2K spear out of midair. 507 00:22:19.910 --> 00:22:23.119 Dude, he annihilates him with that out of the air. 508 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:26.099 Looked fucking awesome. I mean, couldn't have been anything else. 509 00:22:26.259 --> 00:22:28.440 We were watching something the other week that I wanted 510 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:30.180 fucking Kane to take this. 511 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:32.160 Dude, I mean, that one has showed up in nuts. 512 00:22:34.130 --> 00:22:37.019 Dude, by the way, when he did the Tornado DDT 513 00:22:37.099 --> 00:22:40.559 and got a two, Vampiro was, like, not happy on commentary, 514 00:22:40.579 --> 00:22:43.039 and Striker was like, you're cringing because Drago didn't hook 515 00:22:43.059 --> 00:22:45.460 the leg on that pin? And Vampiro, I mean, he 516 00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:48.420 pretty much says, man, that Tornado DDT probably hurt like shit. 517 00:22:49.430 --> 00:22:50.309 Yeah, no, for real. 518 00:22:51.759 --> 00:22:55.900 Striker always like tries to do vampiros thoughts out loud 519 00:22:55.960 --> 00:22:58.519 for vampiro and it usually is like oh vampiro is 520 00:22:58.539 --> 00:23:00.299 that what you thought oh no dude i don't know 521 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:01.819 what the fuck you're talking about like what are you 522 00:23:01.859 --> 00:23:02.440 saying if. 523 00:23:02.420 --> 00:23:04.519 I thought i was said out loud yeah. 524 00:23:04.339 --> 00:23:06.700 Yeah man like i i have a microphone too buddy. 525 00:23:06.769 --> 00:23:08.529 Yeah i mean i think that kind of sums up 526 00:23:08.569 --> 00:23:11.170 strikers deal on this show altogether so far at the 527 00:23:11.190 --> 00:23:15.400 very least is like he's just trying to do too much. Like, 528 00:23:15.420 --> 00:23:17.140 just bring it back down just a little bit. 529 00:23:17.460 --> 00:23:20.799 From what I remember, it does get better. Now, whether 530 00:23:20.839 --> 00:23:25.180 that reflects 12 years later is a different question. 531 00:23:25.579 --> 00:23:27.480 Well, the end of the match

is here. Muertes hits 532 00:23:27.539 --> 00:23:30.700 the straight-to-hell flatliner and picks up the victory. 533 00:23:31.339 --> 00:23:33.700 I mean, dude, I get it. Like, they're getting the 534 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:36.009 flatliner over, but I just saw this dude spear somebody 535 00:23:36.049 --> 00:23:37.789 out of the air. Like, his spear is awesome. He's 536 00:23:37.829 --> 00:23:40.710 a big brick shithouse. Like, I don't know. I'm kind 537 00:23:40.730 --> 00:23:42.150 of cool with the spear just being his finish. 538 00:23:42.730 --> 00:23:44.890 Yeah, I mean, he fucking sent that spear out of midair. 539 00:23:44.910 --> 00:23:47.299 That was awesome there. But at least, you know, if 540 00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:48.819 they're going to do it, at least they're dedicated to 541 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:49.700 getting it over, you know? 542 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:52.220 Yeah, that's true. Dude, when he hit him with that 543 00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:55.569 spear out of the air, Vampiro said, Oh, phenomenal! Please 544 00:23:55.609 --> 00:23:55.990 hurt him! 545 00:23:56.009 --> 00:23:56.230 Fuck! 546 00:23:57.480 --> 00:24:01.109 I don't know why he got super fired up and 547 00:24:01.150 --> 00:24:03.910 like Drago just getting killed. He forgot that Bill was 548 00:24:03.950 --> 00:24:06.329 like the heel here. Please hurt him. Please tell him 549 00:24:06.349 --> 00:24:07.309 to get up and beat him some more. 550 00:24:07.329 --> 00:24:10.210 Yeah, I love that. There's like no stopping. Like if 551 00:24:10.250 --> 00:24:12.470 Vampiro has a thought on something, he's going to let 552 00:24:12.490 --> 00:24:13.289 that thought fly. 553 00:24:13.319 --> 00:24:17.480 You know, in spite of everything going on around him. Absolutely. 554 00:24:18.329 --> 00:24:21.829 So, yeah, end of the match here. No King Cuerno, like, 555 00:24:21.970 --> 00:24:24.509 interference or interaction or anything. I was like, damn, okay, 556 00:24:24.529 --> 00:24:26.069 what's he just going to sit up there, like, universe 557 00:24:26.109 --> 00:24:29.269 mode style, or what's the deal? No, man, he walks 558 00:24:29.329 --> 00:24:31.730 straight to the ring as Drago is laid out crazy. 559 00:24:32.069 --> 00:24:34.839 He is so oiled. Why is he so oily? Like, 560 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:37.740 he's not wrestling here. Why are you so oiled, brother? 561 00:24:37.980 --> 00:24:39.460 He put that hot stuff on, you know? 562 00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:43.359 Dude, a locker room that doesn't smell like hot stuff 563 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:45.460 is not a locker room that has anybody that wants 564 00:24:45.500 --> 00:24:46.460 to look good tonight. 565 00:24:46.759 --> 00:24:47.619 How bad do you want it? 566 00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:54.990 You walk in with an icy hot bottle. Who really 567 00:24:55.029 --> 00:24:55.750 wants it tonight? 568 00:24:56.049 --> 00:24:57.150 Everybody's hand better go up. 569 00:24:59.500 --> 00:25:02.359 So Cuerno gets in the ring, crawls

over to Drago, 570 00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:04.160 picks him up and hits his finish and leaves. 571 00:25:04.180 --> 00:25:06.799 Yeah, holy shit, man. I didn't know what he was 572 00:25:06.819 --> 00:25:08.359 going to do. I thought maybe he was going to 573 00:25:08.420 --> 00:25:10.019 pick him up and talk shit to him. No, I'm 574 00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:10.940 just going to hit my finish. 575 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:14.680 Thrill of the Hunt, Samoan driver, fucking kills him with it. 576 00:25:14.970 --> 00:25:16.730 And then we get a cool shot of Drago laid 577 00:25:16.849 --> 00:25:20.369 out and Cuerno walking back up the stairs. I mean... Very, 578 00:25:20.509 --> 00:25:23.230 very cool. I'm already super into this story, even if 579 00:25:23.269 --> 00:25:25.190 it's just like this guy wants to not lose to 580 00:25:25.250 --> 00:25:25.670 this guy. 581 00:25:26.029 --> 00:25:29.670 Yeah, you know, super like not what I thought was 582 00:25:29.690 --> 00:25:33.150 going to happen. Like with Drago here, he loses straight 583 00:25:33.230 --> 00:25:36.799 up to Mil Muertes and then gets laid out by 584 00:25:36.890 --> 00:25:39.599 Cuerno after the match. And like, you know, it was 585 00:25:39.630 --> 00:25:41.839 a flash pin win, but totally not what I thought 586 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:43.400 was going to happen, but I'm not against it. You know, 587 00:25:43.420 --> 00:25:45.160 I was totally down with it. I was actually just 588 00:25:45.420 --> 00:25:47.319 surprised watching. I was like, holy shit. Like I can't 589 00:25:47.339 --> 00:25:48.940 believe they had the first time. I can't believe they 590 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:49.680 had the fucking match. 591 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:50.160 Right. 592 00:25:50.180 --> 00:25:52.539 You know, two, two guys that got some wins and 593 00:25:52.619 --> 00:25:54.960 are picking up wins and facing like a lot of times, 594 00:25:55.019 --> 00:25:57.240 you know, promoters don't exactly want to go straight to 595 00:25:57.279 --> 00:26:00.160 something like that, especially if they're not intertwined with each other. 596 00:26:00.180 --> 00:26:02.180 And if they are, you know, it's like maybe you 597 00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:03.700 get Cuerno to come in and do something, but no, 598 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:05.559 he straight up lost and then got beat down again. 599 00:26:05.859 --> 00:26:08.259 I think it's a good way to kind of, maybe 600 00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:10.470 get some sympathy for him, you know, going into the 601 00:26:10.509 --> 00:26:13.470 next matchup. I imagine he'll face Cuerno at some point. 602 00:26:13.869 --> 00:26:16.470 Yeah, I believe that's, I mean, that'd be insane. If not, wow. 603 00:26:16.509 --> 00:26:18.029 He just moves on. I got my throw. I hit 604 00:26:18.069 --> 00:26:19.849 me with my finish. That's really all I wanted. I'm 605 00:26:19.869 --> 00:26:20.730 going to go do something else. 606 00:26:20.809 --> 00:26:22.799 I think that would be even funnier if he

like 607 00:26:23.210 --> 00:26:24.440 went to go challenge Cuerno. 608 00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:28.160 He was like, nah, nah, you actually kind of suck. 609 00:26:28.180 --> 00:26:30.319 Like I'm just the finisher Hunter. You missed the first 610 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:31.720 part of my name. It's finisher Hunter. 611 00:26:35.009 --> 00:26:36.450 So we go to our pre-tape here. It shows a 612 00:26:36.470 --> 00:26:38.890 weight room. Johnny Mundo is here and he's going to 613 00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:40.690 be only here in Lucha Underground. 614 00:26:41.099 --> 00:26:42.980 He's got a lot to say here. I like some 615 00:26:43.019 --> 00:26:44.900 of this. I like the shots. They show is cool. 616 00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:47.480 Like I love these hype videos. They always show them 617 00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.759 like in a ring, just kicking some random dude's ass. 618 00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:52.539 And it's like, so it'll be like punches and kicks. 619 00:26:52.599 --> 00:26:56.519 And then like, here's my corkscrew splash. Like, that's awesome. 620 00:26:56.579 --> 00:26:58.599 Yeah. It's like a video game, man. Yeah. It's dope 621 00:26:58.619 --> 00:26:59.019 as fuck. 622 00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.109 Mundo says, what's my name? I've gone by many names, 623 00:27:02.250 --> 00:27:04.950 but here in Lucha Underground, you can call me. And 624 00:27:04.970 --> 00:27:09.549 then it has Melissa Santos saying, Johnny Mundo. I like that. 625 00:27:09.910 --> 00:27:12.490 I'm Johnny Mundo, but you can call me Johnny Mundo. 626 00:27:12.509 --> 00:27:15.339 Okay, I guess I will do that. 627 00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:15.970 Hell yeah. 628 00:27:16.299 --> 00:27:18.960 He says, my whole career, I broke the rules, challenged authority, 629 00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:21.039 and do whatever the hell I wanted to do. Is 630 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:21.619 that right? 631 00:27:21.779 --> 00:27:22.440 Was that his run? 632 00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:24.900 He must have, like, been reading the CM Punk article 633 00:27:24.940 --> 00:27:28.579 because he just left WWE. What? Yeah, I know. Like, 634 00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:31.440 he was the rule breaker authority guy. And now, I 635 00:27:31.460 --> 00:27:32.180 guess Mundo is. 636 00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:34.660 It's the goddamn politics, man. That's what I always thought 637 00:27:34.700 --> 00:27:37.259 watching Eminem. It was like, goddamn politics, man. It's fucking 638 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:37.599 him up. 639 00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:40.619 Holding this fucking dude back. Like, he's on Raw, losing 640 00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:42.289 to Sheamus. Are you fucking kidding me? 641 00:27:42.700 --> 00:27:44.190 Sheamus O'Morris-y? Yeah. 642 00:27:44.210 --> 00:27:51.829 Yeah. Seamus O'Shaughnessy. I digress. 643 00:27:52.309 --> 00:27:53.660 Maybe that's what you call him. 644 00:27:58.900 --> 00:28:01.559 Mundo says, and because I could do things nobody else could, 645 00:28:01.660 --> 00:28:05.480 I ascended to the edge of greatness

until politics got 646 00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:07.420 in the way. See, this is the shit I'm talking about. 647 00:28:07.700 --> 00:28:10.549 Seamus O'Morris, he really fucking fucked this guy's career up. 648 00:28:10.869 --> 00:28:13.509 They don't understand half this shit, man. This politic game 649 00:28:13.529 --> 00:28:15.509 that you guys haven't even heard the half of it. 650 00:28:15.769 --> 00:28:18.609 Like just cause Dave Taylor busts open Joey Mercury's fucking face. 651 00:28:18.650 --> 00:28:20.109 I mean, he had to tank this guy's career. 652 00:28:20.549 --> 00:28:23.809 Like, come on, man. Like you got balls up, you know, balls. 653 00:28:23.650 --> 00:28:26.769 Up to the bar, balls up to the bar and 654 00:28:26.990 --> 00:28:27.750 lock it. 655 00:28:28.339 --> 00:28:33.000 You know, like, God damn right. 656 00:28:33.059 --> 00:28:35.619 You know, he says, I refuse to kiss ass and 657 00:28:35.660 --> 00:28:39.200 play their game. He should have like emphasize game and said, 658 00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:41.220 fuck Triple H. I would have. Yeah. 659 00:28:41.460 --> 00:28:44.829 They hit a goddamn throne with a hammer. I refuse 660 00:28:44.849 --> 00:28:45.470 to play the game. 661 00:28:47.710 --> 00:28:49.450 And they did a pedigree to a random guy. 662 00:28:50.970 --> 00:28:53.630 I refuse to get held down by politics. It's him 663 00:28:53.650 --> 00:28:54.349 getting pedigreed. 664 00:28:54.369 --> 00:28:59.690 Him kicking out a one off of a pedigree by 665 00:28:59.730 --> 00:29:02.839 Frankie Kazarian dressed as Triple H. 666 00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:05.880 Backyard dogs fucking Frankie Kazarian? Yes! 667 00:29:05.980 --> 00:29:09.089 Holy shit. He said he took his ball and came home. 668 00:29:09.589 --> 00:29:12.349 And I pursued some of my other passions, which of 669 00:29:12.390 --> 00:29:15.230 course were parkour and being in Hollywood. 670 00:29:15.369 --> 00:29:17.529 Being hot and having a bunch of chicks. 671 00:29:18.089 --> 00:29:20.470 Pretty sick. Like, that's a good goal. But when I 672 00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:22.839 heard about Lucha Underground, when they wanted the best luchadors 673 00:29:22.900 --> 00:29:24.519 and wrestlers to prove who's the best in the world, 674 00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:27.380 not for the glitz and glamour, but for pride and honor, 675 00:29:28.099 --> 00:29:30.680 they were speaking my language. Because in my opinion, there's 676 00:29:30.700 --> 00:29:33.460 only one best fighter in the world. Or should I say, Mundo. 677 00:29:35.339 --> 00:29:37.299 He says, and this time to hell with the politics. 678 00:29:37.740 --> 00:29:39.970 I'm going past the edge of greatness. And then he's like, 679 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.480 some dude spears him and kicks out a one. 680 00:29:43.500 --> 00:29:44.680 Cunnilingus starts playing. 681 00:29:49.400 --> 00:29:53.400 Johnny Mundo will be greatness. I like this video. 682 00:29:53.859 --> 00:29:56.660 Yeah, no, it was cool. You know, Johnny Mundo, I think, 683 00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:58.589 is a good act in this company. They needed somebody 684 00:29:58.650 --> 00:30:00.930 as a baby face for season one. I think him 685 00:30:00.970 --> 00:30:02.589 and Puma together are awesome. I like that deal. 686 00:30:02.990 --> 00:30:04.349 Dude, yeah, I mean, that's a great way to start 687 00:30:04.390 --> 00:30:06.089 this stuff. I mean, obviously, he would know more than 688 00:30:06.130 --> 00:30:08.700 me about the politics that he had to endure. But 689 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:10.099 you know what? I think he did just fine. 690 00:30:10.339 --> 00:30:11.740 Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, he won a bunch of 691 00:30:11.779 --> 00:30:13.839 belts and did a bunch of stuff. Yeah, he was 692 00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:15.240 on there with Santino's Casa. 693 00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:17.569 Yeah, I mean... You're not beating CM Funk. 694 00:30:18.490 --> 00:30:20.950 I don't know who the fuck this guy thinks he is. 695 00:30:22.569 --> 00:30:25.099 Yeah, you know what? I'm about to flip the fucking script. Hey, 696 00:30:25.230 --> 00:30:29.799 fuck this guy. You were politicked actually incredibly correctly. 697 00:30:32.099 --> 00:30:34.240 So we go to another pre-tape here. Dario meets up 698 00:30:34.259 --> 00:30:36.480 with Mil and Katrina after the match and says, hey, 699 00:30:36.539 --> 00:30:37.400 good job tonight. 700 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.380 Yeah, he's walking backstage. He runs into them and he says, Mil, 701 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.539 fantastic victory tonight. Katrina steps up to him. He says, 702 00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:48.160 we know the darkness you're trying to hide, Mr. Cueto. 703 00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:52.789 And Dario says, what do you mean? He's immediately fucking, like, 704 00:30:53.369 --> 00:30:56.930 not into this. She says, no more. It has learned 705 00:30:57.009 --> 00:31:01.319 long ago. You can't keep darkness locked away forever. And 706 00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:03.859 Dario is, like, holding on to his key, you know, 707 00:31:03.900 --> 00:31:05.799 because I'm guessing he's worried that someone's going to take 708 00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:09.539 this thing. And then Dario looks at Mill and then leaves. 709 00:31:10.190 --> 00:31:11.869 Holy shit. The fucking key. 710 00:31:12.190 --> 00:31:14.740 The fucking key. Didn't forget it. They did not forget it. 711 00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:16.839 And I will spoil one thing for you, James. The 712 00:31:16.900 --> 00:31:19.880 next episode, episode six is called the key. 713 00:31:20.619 --> 00:31:23.779 Oh shit. We're getting into the nitty gritty of the key. 714 00:31:24.859 --> 00:31:25.160 Yes. 715 00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:26.319 You know what that means? 716 00:31:27.700 --> 00:31:30.529 Fuck it. Well, someone just got released. They are coming. 717 00:31:31.670 --> 00:31:33.970 Ray Phoenix was tied up backstage. 718 00:31:36.380 --> 00:31:38.900 Dralistico is about. 719 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:42.529 To break out. Ray

Phoenix. Oh my god, we could 720 00:31:42.589 --> 00:31:43.069 save them. 721 00:31:43.089 --> 00:31:49.309 That's funny. Dario just holds the key to all the 722 00:31:49.569 --> 00:31:53.890 fucking signed luchadors everywhere else. I could get them. All 723 00:31:53.930 --> 00:31:56.029 of them just want to go to WWE for some reason. 724 00:32:00.190 --> 00:32:03.089 You have to stay here in my temple for seven years. 725 00:32:04.710 --> 00:32:07.150 He uses the key and then takes it to the 726 00:32:07.190 --> 00:32:09.339 temple and signs it to a contract and immediately they 727 00:32:09.380 --> 00:32:15.799 post another picture. 728 00:32:16.220 --> 00:32:19.740 You're just never fucking happy, are you? What do you want? 729 00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:22.859 These goddamn politics, man. I'm telling you. 730 00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:27.230 Tralistica doesn't even sign there and he posts another AI picture. 731 00:32:29.089 --> 00:32:33.970 It's in the temple. He hasn't even signed the contract yet. 732 00:32:34.809 --> 00:32:41.230 Oh, that was supposed to be a scheduled tweet. 733 00:32:44.579 --> 00:32:53.539 Wow, a scheduled fucking tweet. Holy shit. Oh my God. 734 00:32:53.579 --> 00:32:54.299 Oh my God. 735 00:32:55.420 --> 00:32:58.029 Well, the main event has been made Prince Puma versus 736 00:32:58.089 --> 00:33:00.910 Big Rick Boyle Heights Street Fight later tonight. 737 00:33:01.410 --> 00:33:04.690 No count outs, no disqualification. We get a graphic for 738 00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:07.450 all that. And, uh, I'm looking forward to it, man. 739 00:33:07.490 --> 00:33:10.410 Like these two are awesome. I can't say enough good 740 00:33:10.450 --> 00:33:11.730 things about both these guys. 741 00:33:12.089 --> 00:33:16.660 I know, man. 2014 Ricochet. Holy fuck. Uh, fucking big Rick, 742 00:33:17.099 --> 00:33:18.940 maybe having the run of his life here. I am 743 00:33:18.980 --> 00:33:20.579 like so excited to see this match. 744 00:33:20.660 --> 00:33:23.359 Yes, dude. Like this is a perfect match for fucking 745 00:33:23.420 --> 00:33:25.940 like Puma too. Like I feel like he's like, obviously 746 00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:28.349 like I love seeing this dude against the flippiest dudes 747 00:33:28.369 --> 00:33:30.049 in the world, but a guy like big Rick, like, 748 00:33:31.049 --> 00:33:33.559 I think that's like always the best matchup for me. Yeah. 749 00:33:33.579 --> 00:33:36.359 I mean, Ricochet was so good at this point, man. 750 00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:38.640 Like I love watching him fight from behind. So I was, 751 00:33:38.809 --> 00:33:41.269 I was actually very excited to see the main here. 752 00:33:42.069 --> 00:33:44.769 So now it's time for Son of Havoc with Ivalice 753 00:33:44.849 --> 00:33:47.250 versus Masquerita Sagrada. 754 00:33:47.269 --> 00:33:54.190 Oh, my God. Yes. They lead up to this before 755 00:33:54.289 --> 00:33:56.730 the commercial break. And Vampiro says, you know, I was 756 00:33:56.769 --> 00:34:00.369 in the dressing room and Son of Havoc was saying, 757 00:34:00.410 --> 00:34:02.349 I'm a rock star. What am I doing fighting a girl? 758 00:34:02.829 --> 00:34:04.609 And Striker says, you know, I think he met Ivalice 759 00:34:04.650 --> 00:34:08.269 on the open road. OK, like they're just really trying to. 760 00:34:08.829 --> 00:34:10.849 fucking put something together for these two here, Evil East 761 00:34:10.909 --> 00:34:12.849 and Son of Havoc. He met her on the open road. 762 00:34:13.050 --> 00:34:13.829 She was just out there. 763 00:34:13.849 --> 00:34:15.570 Aces and eights style, brother. 764 00:34:15.590 --> 00:34:17.929 Dude, that's going on at the same time, isn't it? 765 00:34:17.949 --> 00:34:18.909 Like that's still going on. 766 00:34:18.989 --> 00:34:22.030 I think so. Yeah. If not like mad close to 767 00:34:22.050 --> 00:34:25.039 each other. Yeah, for sure. I mean, Sons of Anarchy 768 00:34:25.139 --> 00:34:27.579 was so fucking popular at the time. 769 00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:29.340 I mean, they didn't even, at least Aces and eights 770 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.239 was like a different name. They were trying something. This 771 00:34:31.300 --> 00:34:32.460 is Son of Havoc. 772 00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:35.860 Yeah. I mean, they're taking it, man. Like give it 773 00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:36.199 to us. 774 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.739 Masquerita Sagrada's music is so awesome. It is like epic. 775 00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:43.539 Yeah, you're looking at greatness entering the temple right now. 776 00:34:43.579 --> 00:34:45.840 A true legend in this business that we all love. 777 00:34:46.260 --> 00:34:48.780 So the angle they're going for here is that Dario 778 00:34:48.820 --> 00:34:51.420 Cueto is like they're saying he's making a mockery of 779 00:34:51.460 --> 00:34:54.360 Son of Havoc because he faced a sexy star and 780 00:34:54.389 --> 00:34:56.650 now he's facing Sagrada. That's what they're going for here. 781 00:34:57.130 --> 00:34:59.269 So Sagrada runs at the ropes here to start the match. 782 00:34:59.349 --> 00:35:01.530 He does a head scissors to Son of Havoc. and 783 00:35:01.570 --> 00:35:04.619 Vampiro just screams, like, just screams at the top of 784 00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:06.440 his lungs at the start of this match. There you go, 785 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:11.019 watch out, boom, bing, bong! commentary doesn't even talk for 786 00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:14.050 another minute matt strenger comes back he's laughing they definitely 787 00:35:14.070 --> 00:35:15.150 unmute the mics for that one. 788 00:35:15.530 --> 00:35:19.250 Dude okay that happens a bunch dude i think i 789 00:35:19.269 --> 00:35:20.730 don't know if it's later on this show or if 790 00:35:20.769 --> 00:35:23.079 it was another show that we watched where like they 791 00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:26.199 have long periods of saying nothing they must be just 792 00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:27.780 going for it i don't know how deep into the 793

00:35:27.820 --> 00:35:29.960 taping they are or and they're like they're like ah 794 00:35:30.090 --> 00:35:31.219 fuck it we'll just say whatever. 795 00:35:31.030 --> 00:35:33.280 We want They're just delusional at this point. Yeah, they're 796 00:35:33.300 --> 00:35:34.360 just saying whatever the fuck. 797 00:35:34.780 --> 00:35:37.809 Listen, he's excited for Masquerina Sagrada. He respects a legend. 798 00:35:38.070 --> 00:35:40.369 Hey, some of the best stuff comes from those delusional hours, 799 00:35:40.409 --> 00:35:40.960 so fuck it. 800 00:35:40.969 --> 00:35:43.449 That's fucking, don't we know. 801 00:35:44.210 --> 00:35:46.909 Son of Havoc powders here. Sagrada does a faint dive 802 00:35:46.949 --> 00:35:49.409 and gets a standing ovation. I mean, he's like incredibly 803 00:35:49.469 --> 00:35:50.230 over here at the temple. 804 00:35:50.590 --> 00:35:52.010 I mean, I'm giving him the world title. 805 00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.059 Dude, yeah, I'm making the world title. I'm giving it 806 00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:54.840 to this guy right now. 807 00:35:56.699 --> 00:35:57.199 He's money. 808 00:35:57.659 --> 00:36:00.699 Son of Havoc goozles Sagrada here, but Sagrada wheelbarrows into 809 00:36:00.739 --> 00:36:04.099 a two. Ivelisse pulls the leg and Havoc hits a flapjack. 810 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:06.280 He starts putting the work on him. 811 00:36:06.619 --> 00:36:09.929 I mean, Ivelisse trips him, gets booed crazy. Like, fuck 812 00:36:09.969 --> 00:36:12.889 you two. Are you kidding me? Disrespecting this guy. I mean, 813 00:36:12.929 --> 00:36:15.530 the whole thing being like Havoc thinks he's above wrestling 814 00:36:15.570 --> 00:36:17.590 a guy like Sagrada and then Sagrada and then having 815 00:36:17.610 --> 00:36:20.250 to cheat is like, fuck you, you son of a bitch. 816 00:36:20.550 --> 00:36:22.530 Dude, son of Havoc is getting a ton of heat. 817 00:36:22.789 --> 00:36:25.710 Dude, they hate this fucking guy. I mean, obviously we're taped. 818 00:36:25.789 --> 00:36:27.230 You know, I don't know how much is, you know. 819 00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:29.619 I'll tell you right now. I love that this guy, 820 00:36:29.659 --> 00:36:32.440 there's like not one redeeming quality. There's nothing to like 821 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:35.659 about this guy so far. Like there is literally none. 822 00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:37.989 His backstory is he was on the road. He found 823 00:36:38.010 --> 00:36:40.469 this chick. They're complete assholes to everybody here. 824 00:36:40.690 --> 00:36:43.929 Yeah. They just, and they're fucking annoying as shit. Yeah. 825 00:36:43.949 --> 00:36:47.269 They always start talking and shit. Yeah. They always, this 826 00:36:47.349 --> 00:36:50.090 is fucking bullshit. And you said, son of havoc. I mean, 827 00:36:50.369 --> 00:36:53.050 he grabs Sagrada by his head and he's just throwing 828 00:36:53.070 --> 00:36:54.510 him into the ground over and over again. 829 00:36:55.010 --> 00:36:57.130 Yeah, shades of his father Havoc, he hits a press 830 00:36:57.150 --> 00:37:00.820 slam here into a standing moonsault. Someone is now on 831 00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:02.579 the stairs watching this match, by the way. 832 00:37:03.059 --> 00:37:06.699 Yes, so that's what Stryker says. He says, appears someone's 833 00:37:06.739 --> 00:37:08.539 taking interest in this match. Do you know who this 834 00:37:08.579 --> 00:37:08.960 is at all? 835 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:10.099 No, no. 836 00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:14.300 Okay, I'm not going to spoil what is coming, but 837 00:37:14.340 --> 00:37:17.400 I'll tell you who she is. She was Angela Fong 838 00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:20.420 in WWE. She was like a ring announcer for like 839 00:37:20.460 --> 00:37:22.159 FCW for a bit and ECW. 840 00:37:22.179 --> 00:37:24.699 Okay, no clue. 841 00:37:25.219 --> 00:37:27.780 Yeah, no, she had a cup of coffee in WWE 842 00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:31.619 for a few years. I don't think she really wrestled there. 843 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:34.800 She was probably more known for doing backstage interview stuff. 844 00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:36.380 So that's who she is. 845 00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.239 She does the stuff with Io and Kairi and Mayu 846 00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:41.059 on this show, right? 847 00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:45.139 That's maybe right. And she might have a name. I 848 00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:46.699 don't know. I can't tell you nothing. 849 00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:50.590 Well, Vampira says, brother, she is so hot. I have 850 00:37:50.659 --> 00:37:51.840 no idea who she is, dude. 851 00:37:53.429 --> 00:37:57.739 Like, immediately he glows to it. Brother, she is so hot. 852 00:37:57.800 --> 00:37:58.780 Holy shit. 853 00:37:58.860 --> 00:38:00.460 I have no idea who she is, dude. 854 00:38:01.619 --> 00:38:03.960 Well, she's there for a moment, and then Havoc, like, 855 00:38:04.300 --> 00:38:06.559 is fucking around Sagrada, and Sagrada runs up on the 856 00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:08.159 second and jumps off, and Havoc boots him out of 857 00:38:08.179 --> 00:38:10.280 the air. And then she leaves. She must have thought 858 00:38:10.300 --> 00:38:11.099 this match sucked. 859 00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:13.920 Dude, yeah, Sagrada didn't even get any of his fucking comeback. 860 00:38:13.940 --> 00:38:15.079 She's like, oh, fuck this match. 861 00:38:15.260 --> 00:38:17.199 Yeah, I don't want to watch this shit. 862 00:38:18.010 --> 00:38:20.110 I came to watch Masqueria Sagrada win a world title. 863 00:38:20.130 --> 00:38:21.190 Where the fuck is the world title? 864 00:38:21.269 --> 00:38:23.449 That's her gimmick. She comes in and decides if a 865 00:38:23.489 --> 00:38:24.380 match sucks or not. 866 00:38:24.659 --> 00:38:26.000 That's how you know you gotta take a home. 867 00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:28.619 They do! 868 00:38:29.460 --> 00:38:31.480 Yeah, so Sagrada comes off the top. Havoc kicks him 869 00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:34.739 out of midair for a two here.

Ivalice kicks Sagrada 870 00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:37.099 in the face. Havoc works the crowd into a fucking 871 00:38:37.179 --> 00:38:38.300 frenzy here, by the way. 872 00:38:38.420 --> 00:38:41.119 Okay, here they're super fucking pissed. Like, they are not 873 00:38:41.179 --> 00:38:44.389 having him cheat and her get involved. Like, they are 874 00:38:44.469 --> 00:38:45.289 super over this. 875 00:38:45.829 --> 00:38:48.969 Sagrada hits the ropes here. Havoc throws a line. Sagrada 876 00:38:49.070 --> 00:38:51.590 ducks and he suicide dives out onto Ivalice here. 877 00:38:51.869 --> 00:38:56.289 Dude, he almost dies. Like, thank God he landed how 878 00:38:56.349 --> 00:39:00.519 he did because it was super close to being a catastrophe. 879 00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:03.599 I've never seen some shit like this. So Sagrada, he 880 00:39:03.659 --> 00:39:06.000 ducks the line. He goes for the suicide dive. He 881 00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:08.639 lands so awkwardly. It kind of looks like Ivalice like 882 00:39:08.699 --> 00:39:10.079 catches him into a pile driver. 883 00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.719 Yes, it's like a brain buster or something. Yeah, how 884 00:39:12.739 --> 00:39:15.860 she had to catch him like Super scary, man. 885 00:39:16.139 --> 00:39:18.409 Yeah, no, but that's what the goat does, man. You know, 886 00:39:18.449 --> 00:39:20.690 he's ready for the world title. Fuck this shit. So 887 00:39:20.730 --> 00:39:22.849 Sagrada chases Ivalice around the ring for a minute until 888 00:39:22.929 --> 00:39:25.909 Ivalice and Havoc meet up on the outside. Sagrada climbs 889 00:39:25.929 --> 00:39:27.909 to the top and does a big dive onto Havoc 890 00:39:27.949 --> 00:39:29.190 to a huge lucha chant. 891 00:39:29.409 --> 00:39:33.969 Dude. huge dive. Looked awesome. Ivalice moved last second. She's 892 00:39:34.010 --> 00:39:36.940 sick of catching this guy. She's not having that anymore. 893 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:39.739 That was a shout out to Johnny Mundo, his former partner, 894 00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:44.599 where they were held down by the politics and the brass. 895 00:39:47.179 --> 00:39:49.539 They got sick of catching guys politically. 896 00:39:51.090 --> 00:39:51.800 And physically. 897 00:39:56.079 --> 00:39:58.920 When Sagrada was chasing Ivelisse around the ring, Matt Stryker said, oh, 898 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:00.599 this is usually what I watch on the internet, but 899 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:03.820 not like this. And Vampiro said, ha, ha, ha. 900 00:40:04.340 --> 00:40:05.820 You're a weird fucking guy, you know that? 901 00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.690 You know, I hate you, Matt. I hate you, Matt. 902 00:40:10.730 --> 00:40:12.769 So Sagrada hits a head scissors flash pin back in 903 00:40:12.789 --> 00:40:14.710 the ring and picks up the win very quickly on 904 00:40:14.769 --> 00:40:15.329 Son of Havoc. 905 00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:18.940 Oh, my God. Double tilt to world victory roll. And 906 00:40:18.980 --> 00:40:21.179 he beats Son of Havoc. I mean, it's like it's 907 00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:23.000 legit like he just won the world title. That's how 908 00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:23.920 excited the crowd was. 909 00:40:24.219 --> 00:40:26.519 They were so fired up. He's so over Son of 910 00:40:26.539 --> 00:40:28.989 Havoc has so much heat. I mean, they've done a 911 00:40:29.010 --> 00:40:30.210 good job with both these guys. 912 00:40:30.590 --> 00:40:33.530 Yeah, that was fun. Fun deal here. I mean, I'm 913 00:40:33.570 --> 00:40:36.750 excited to see Son of Havoc just get embarrassed every week, actually. 914 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:38.739 Yeah, me too. Like, what a good act here to 915 00:40:38.780 --> 00:40:40.320 put on, like, early in the show where he's a 916 00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:42.460 complete asshole and then someone comes in and whoops his ass. 917 00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:45.030 Yeah, like, that's fucking awesome. 918 00:40:45.869 --> 00:40:49.309 Still to come, Prince Puma versus Big Rick and Sexy 919 00:40:49.329 --> 00:40:51.489 Star versus Chavo Guerrero. No! 920 00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:57.239 Damn, I hope that lady comes back for this one. 921 00:40:57.460 --> 00:40:59.699 Son of Havoc is everything Chavo wishes he was. 922 00:41:00.460 --> 00:41:03.460 So we have Sexy Star versus Chavo Guerrero Jr. up 923 00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:05.880 next here. Of course, Chavo has been a pain in 924 00:41:05.900 --> 00:41:07.940 the ass of pretty much everyone on this show. 925 00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:09.980 He comes out of the evil tunnel. That's how you 926 00:41:10.019 --> 00:41:14.860 know he's evil. Sexy Star. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. 927 00:41:15.579 --> 00:41:18.179 So the last time we saw Sexy Star, Chavo beat 928 00:41:18.199 --> 00:41:18.980 the shit out of her. 929 00:41:19.300 --> 00:41:23.409 Dude, just annihilated her. He's been just only doing that, really. 930 00:41:23.429 --> 00:41:26.670 Yeah, he put Blue Demon in the hospital. He's still recovering, 931 00:41:26.769 --> 00:41:28.420 and Mexico's still coming for him. 932 00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:32.929 Dude, Vampiro says, you know, Chavo destroyed Blue Demon, and 933 00:41:32.969 --> 00:41:35.659 I've got word from Mexico City. He got word from 934 00:41:35.699 --> 00:41:38.579 Mexico City that they're coming. 935 00:41:39.300 --> 00:41:42.659 They got liaisons informing Vampiro about all this shit that's 936 00:41:42.679 --> 00:41:43.380 happening right now. 937 00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:46.420 And the family of Blue Daemon says that he's on 938 00:41:46.460 --> 00:41:49.019 the mend, he's filled with fury, and he wants revenge. 939 00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:51.260 So he's recovering already. 940 00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:54.110 Yeah, good deal here. I mean, he's not on TV. 941 00:41:54.650 --> 00:41:56.750 He's been out since that Chavo deal, but they're still 942 00:41:56.789 --> 00:41:59.630 referencing him. and like keeping Chavo in the mix, allowing 943 00:41:59.650 --> 00:42:02.190 him to kind of

build up some mystique as like, 944 00:42:02.250 --> 00:42:04.070 when is this guy going to return? That's cool, man. 945 00:42:04.090 --> 00:42:05.170 That's a good deal. Dude. 946 00:42:05.250 --> 00:42:07.250 I actually super like that. I feel like I'm used 947 00:42:07.289 --> 00:42:10.309 to somebody getting written out and then like everyone tries 948 00:42:10.329 --> 00:42:14.809 their best to make everyone forget. So like their returns 949 00:42:14.889 --> 00:42:17.650 a surprise, but I think it's the same reaction regardless. 950 00:42:17.670 --> 00:42:19.110 Like the more they talk about it, the more I 951 00:42:19.150 --> 00:42:21.840 want to see blue Damon pop up and fuck this 952 00:42:21.880 --> 00:42:22.360 guy up. 953 00:42:22.820 --> 00:42:25.039 Dude. Yeah. Chavo gets a ton out of it too. Right? 954 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:27.300 Like every time they mentioned this guy, because like, I mean, like, 955 00:42:27.340 --> 00:42:30.400 Blue Demon's, like, dad is, like, a legitimate, like, legitimate 956 00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:33.579 legend in Lucha Libre. So, like, especially having him on 957 00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:35.480 the show and, like, he's a big deal. And, yeah, 958 00:42:35.500 --> 00:42:37.360 it just gives Chavo a ton more heat here, you know, 959 00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:38.699 just even by reference of name. 960 00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.409 So, Sexy Star and Chavo, of course, are, was it Semi-Main, 961 00:42:43.429 --> 00:42:44.110 I guess, technically? 962 00:42:44.489 --> 00:42:47.030 Yeah, I think that's right. Semi-Main here, Sexy Star, Chavo 963 00:42:47.070 --> 00:42:47.849 Guerrero Jr. 964 00:42:47.889 --> 00:42:48.110 Here. 965 00:42:48.650 --> 00:42:51.170 I loved, like, right off the rip, Matt Stryker says, 966 00:42:51.570 --> 00:42:55.070 Chavo is an insecure man. And Vampira says, I don't 967 00:42:55.110 --> 00:42:56.420 like Chavo, so I agree with you. 968 00:43:00.030 --> 00:43:02.909 Two people. He hates Chavo and Conan. 969 00:43:03.429 --> 00:43:05.809 So this is the first time that sexy star is 970 00:43:06.369 --> 00:43:08.730 like getting a chance to get revenge on Chavo here, right? 971 00:43:09.090 --> 00:43:11.840 Yes. Like in like an actual, like one-on-one deal. 972 00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:14.599 Yes. So I like, didn't actually like how this match 973 00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:15.019 played out. 974 00:43:15.420 --> 00:43:18.760 Okay. Like as in like it playing out exactly like 975 00:43:18.780 --> 00:43:20.239 the last match. Yeah. 976 00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:22.639 Like my thought was like, okay, like everything at the 977 00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.300 back end made sense. It's just the beginning. I was 978 00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:27.320 just like, you know, could have changed that a little bit. 979 00:43:27.340 --> 00:43:28.780 And I think it probably would have been like 20 980 00:43:28.780 --> 00:43:31.570 times better if She just came straight. If like Chavo 981 00:43:31.590 --> 00:43:33.750 came

out and then like her entrance was her. Don't 982 00:43:33.789 --> 00:43:35.849 do your fucking entrance. Like her entrance is her stomping 983 00:43:35.889 --> 00:43:38.050 into the fucking ring. And, you know, maybe she doesn't 984 00:43:38.070 --> 00:43:40.929 even hurt Chavo. But at the very least, like she 985 00:43:40.969 --> 00:43:41.929 puts a flurry. 986 00:43:41.690 --> 00:43:42.710 On to try it. 987 00:43:43.070 --> 00:43:44.929 And then you can go into whatever you were going 988 00:43:44.949 --> 00:43:46.530 to do after the fact, you know. 989 00:43:46.980 --> 00:43:48.440 Well, if she already had this game plan of what 990 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:50.820 ends up happening here, fuck the fucking chair. Run in 991 00:43:50.860 --> 00:43:51.480 with a chair. 992 00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:55.619 Yeah, right. Yeah. Skip the theatrics of it. Right. You 993 00:43:55.639 --> 00:43:57.889 just go straight into using the chair here. 994 00:43:57.969 --> 00:44:00.769 He's got the heat and you got the sympathy. Fuck it. 995 00:44:00.809 --> 00:44:01.889 Run and kick him in the balls and beat him 996 00:44:01.909 --> 00:44:02.369 with the chair. 997 00:44:03.170 --> 00:44:05.670 Well, the match starts here. Chavo grabs Sexy Star in 998 00:44:05.690 --> 00:44:06.710 the corner and kisses her. 999 00:44:06.929 --> 00:44:07.210 Great. 1000 00:44:07.300 --> 00:44:09.199 She slaps the shit out of him, then head scissors 1001 00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:09.940 him out of the ring. 1002 00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:10.659 Yes. 1003 00:44:10.699 --> 00:44:12.519 Yeah, she goes straight for the chair. Yeah, she goes 1004 00:44:12.539 --> 00:44:15.179 for the chair. The ref tries to stop her. She 1005 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:16.900 kicks him in the nuts and the match is thrown out. 1006 00:44:19.110 --> 00:44:21.280 OK, I did pop for the kick in the ref 1007 00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:23.400 of the balls that super caught me off guard like 1008 00:44:23.460 --> 00:44:25.960 she got fucking tilted and nothing was going to stop her. 1009 00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:27.840 So she kicks the ref in the balls and then 1010 00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:32.000 Chavo begs off. And I'm like, OK, like she him 1011 00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:34.489 begging off made me think there was an eye poke 1012 00:44:34.530 --> 00:44:36.530 here or something was going to happen. Chavo's not getting 1013 00:44:36.550 --> 00:44:37.210 comeuppance yet. 1014 00:44:37.590 --> 00:44:40.050 Right. Yeah, sure. Yeah. The actually the ending of this 1015 00:44:40.090 --> 00:44:41.309 match surprises shit out of me. 1016 00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:45.989 Dude, Pentagon Jr. runs in and he takes the chair 1017 00:44:46.010 --> 00:44:48.369 and he kind of teases hitting both of them. 1018 00:44:48.809 --> 00:44:50.849 Whose side is he on? Is he the third man? 1019 00:44:50.869 --> 00:44:52.909 How funny would it have been if he just hit 1020 00:44:52.929 --> 00:44:54.719 both of them? Yeah, right. 1021 00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:56.000 Like, what does he fucking care? 1022 00:44:56.260 --> 00:44:57.320 I'm sick of this shit. 1023 00:44:57.360 --> 00:45:00.059 No one wants to see this fucking angle. 1024 00:45:00.539 --> 00:45:03.719 Fucking match sucks. Like, Angela Fong was out here. She 1025 00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:05.909 said she didn't want to watch Chavo. Get out of 1026 00:45:05.929 --> 00:45:10.300 the ring. So Pentagon teases hitting Botham with a chair. 1027 00:45:10.739 --> 00:45:14.139 Then Chavo points at Sexy Star. which was enough to 1028 00:45:14.179 --> 00:45:16.420 convince Pentagon that yes, he should attack her. 1029 00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:19.760 He points at her. You want to now? You want 1030 00:45:19.780 --> 00:45:21.059 to now? Soon. 1031 00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:27.429 Soon. So Chavo grabs Sexy Star by her hair. Penta 1032 00:45:27.449 --> 00:45:29.610 looks around the crowd. It seems like he's still not 1033 00:45:29.690 --> 00:45:33.269 positive what he's doing, but Phoenix runs out and makes 1034 00:45:33.289 --> 00:45:35.300 the decision for him because he hits a springboard van 1035 00:45:35.340 --> 00:45:36.820 daminator on Pentagon. 1036 00:45:37.059 --> 00:45:39.199 Holy fuck. That was so cool, dude. 1037 00:45:39.500 --> 00:45:43.019 Dude, super fucking cool. Chair made an awesome noise. The 1038 00:45:43.099 --> 00:45:46.489 height that Phoenix got, like the extension, super cool. He 1039 00:45:46.510 --> 00:45:48.849 hits an enziguri on Chavo, sends him to the floor. 1040 00:45:49.210 --> 00:45:51.349 I mean, this turns into like a match. 1041 00:45:51.590 --> 00:45:53.889 Dude, I mean, Phoenix and Pentagon can't help themselves. They 1042 00:45:53.929 --> 00:45:56.460 love doing this shit. I mean, Phoenix running out, man, 1043 00:45:56.500 --> 00:45:58.659 he is such an explosive wrestler. It was so cool 1044 00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:01.260 to see him pop off all his shit. Yes, dude. 1045 00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:03.949 Like, I mean, it is impossible for this guy to 1046 00:46:04.090 --> 00:46:05.010 not be super over. 1047 00:46:05.070 --> 00:46:07.309 I know. He's just like he just has everything like 1048 00:46:07.349 --> 00:46:09.380 he's just so I don't know when you see him, 1049 00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:11.119 your eyes just want to gravitate to him. He's just 1050 00:46:11.139 --> 00:46:12.780 I don't know. He just has everything kind of figured out. 1051 00:46:12.820 --> 00:46:15.019 Even at this point, you know, he has everything figured out. 1052 00:46:15.030 --> 00:46:15.280 This is. 1053 00:46:15.909 --> 00:46:19.190 Fucking yes a decade ago that's crazy. 1054 00:46:18.690 --> 00:46:22.369 Man 2014 yeah yeah more more than a decade sorry 1055 00:46:22.409 --> 00:46:22.969 we're old. 1056 00:46:23.130 --> 00:46:25.469 Yeah like that's crazy man. 1057 00:46:25.630 --> 00:46:28.110 So sexy star hits ropes phoenix up and overs her 1058 00:46:28.650 --> 00:46:32.250 onto penta she hits a rana on him phoenix then 1059 00:46:32.349

--> 00:46:34.710 tiger faints while penta's on the floor i don't know 1060 00:46:34.730 --> 00:46:36.389 why he did that penta was laying on the floor 1061 00:46:36.409 --> 00:46:36.969 like what. 1062 00:46:36.989 --> 00:46:39.119 Were you gonna do six or nine hey he was 1063 00:46:39.219 --> 00:46:40.699 aura farming man that's what he does that's part of 1064 00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:41.179 his deal. 1065 00:46:41.659 --> 00:46:43.340 He did fucking do that, didn't he? Yeah, I guess 1066 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:46.010 you're right. Chavo powders up the stairs and Phoenix runs 1067 00:46:46.070 --> 00:46:49.050 over and hits his taunt. And Vampiro on commentary says, 1068 00:46:49.369 --> 00:46:51.010 Mexico's coming for you, Chavito. 1069 00:46:51.090 --> 00:46:51.690 Watch out! 1070 00:46:55.190 --> 00:46:57.309 By the way, so at the end here, Phoenix and 1071 00:46:57.349 --> 00:47:00.639 Sexy Star are in the ring. They're celebrating Sexy Star's 1072 00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:01.440 DQ loss. 1073 00:47:04.099 --> 00:47:05.619 Holy shit, you're right. 1074 00:47:07.670 --> 00:47:11.940 I understand that they're happy that they fucking got Chavo, 1075 00:47:11.980 --> 00:47:15.440 but come on. Wins maybe should matter to you. A 1076 00:47:17.579 --> 00:47:18.840 big DQ. 1077 00:47:18.659 --> 00:47:21.190 Loss for Sexy Star. 1078 00:47:21.570 --> 00:47:24.510 Sexy Star. 1079 00:47:24.530 --> 00:47:28.090 She's building up quite an impressive resume here in Lucha Underground. 1080 00:47:31.070 --> 00:47:34.530 On the other hand, Askeria Sagrada has beaten everybody. 1081 00:47:36.050 --> 00:47:40.469 And that's the difference between a legend and a phony. Yeah, man. 1082 00:47:40.510 --> 00:47:42.610 There can only be one legend. You're looking at him. 1083 00:47:43.010 --> 00:47:44.869 You can be indie or you can be a legend. 1084 00:47:44.929 --> 00:47:45.670 You can't be both. 1085 00:47:46.530 --> 00:47:47.929 Yeah, a legend once said that. 1086 00:47:48.969 --> 00:47:52.449 And there's nothing sweeter than that. 1087 00:47:55.510 --> 00:47:57.829 So Prince Puma and Big Rick are walking to the 1088 00:47:57.869 --> 00:48:00.389 ring here. It's main event time in the temple. 1089 00:48:00.780 --> 00:48:03.440 Dude, I love the hallway shot where they show the 1090 00:48:03.460 --> 00:48:06.289 shit on the walls of the hallway, like to show 1091 00:48:06.309 --> 00:48:08.989 like shit that's already happened. That shit's fucking cool. Yeah. 1092 00:48:09.010 --> 00:48:10.989 I mean, this is a very cinematic way of showing 1093 00:48:11.010 --> 00:48:17.090 these guys walking down the hallway for sure. Anyway. So 1094 00:48:17.130 --> 00:48:19.949 here we are, main event time, Big Rick with Mr. 1095 00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:24.000 Sisko and Cortez Castro facing off against Prince Puma Boyle 1096 00:48:24.039 --> 00:48:25.239 Heights Street Fight. 1097 00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:28.659 Vampira says that Rick has come with his backup, which 1098 00:48:28.960

--> 00:48:32.059 is legal. And Prince Puma comes out alone. 1099 00:48:32.579 --> 00:48:34.619 Was he Mr. Sisko last time we watched this? I 1100 00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:35.260 can't remember. 1101 00:48:35.570 --> 00:48:37.250 I think so. Yes, I believe so. 1102 00:48:37.429 --> 00:48:39.030 He just got that name, Mr. 1103 00:48:39.269 --> 00:48:42.250 He was like Mr. Like he wasn't originally Mr. And 1104 00:48:42.269 --> 00:48:43.829 then he was. And now he permanently is. 1105 00:48:44.309 --> 00:48:46.449 Yeah, just Sisko. But now he's Mr. Sisko. 1106 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:48.800 You put some respect on Mr. Sisko. 1107 00:48:49.099 --> 00:48:50.699 Hey, I'm the one shouting him out for his name 1108 00:48:50.739 --> 00:48:53.639 right here, you know? Big Rick, Mr. Sisko. Maybe they 1109 00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:56.219 felt like he needs something there, right? Like everyone else 1110 00:48:56.260 --> 00:48:56.800 has got one. 1111 00:48:57.219 --> 00:48:58.800 They got like two names. They couldn't just come up 1112 00:48:58.820 --> 00:49:00.599 with a first name, so they just made him Mr. 1113 00:49:00.860 --> 00:49:03.139 They should have called him L.A. Sisko. Yeah. 1114 00:49:06.230 --> 00:49:10.250 Medium Sisko and Big Rick. Matt Stryker says last week 1115 00:49:10.269 --> 00:49:12.929 Puma was jumped by Rick's goons, and tonight he'll be 1116 00:49:12.949 --> 00:49:15.469 looking to cut the head off the snake. And Vampiro 1117 00:49:15.510 --> 00:49:17.860 stops him and says, you know, you know what? I 1118 00:49:17.900 --> 00:49:22.940 blame Conan. Put him in the ring. with three thugs 1119 00:49:23.300 --> 00:49:25.280 what's that all about that's not looking for out for 1120 00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:26.559 your guy homie hey. 1121 00:49:26.449 --> 00:49:28.849 He told prince puma not to get involved with this shit. 1122 00:49:28.949 --> 00:49:31.769 He did he did and strike you know puma's walking 1123 00:49:31.789 --> 00:49:33.690 around the ring and he holds up three fingers and 1124 00:49:34.050 --> 00:49:36.389 striker says puma holding up three pads on the paw 1125 00:49:37.210 --> 00:49:38.119 come on man. 1126 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:41.480 Like I said, if he could just come on just 1127 00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:44.519 a little bit, bring it back just a little bit. 1128 00:49:44.619 --> 00:49:48.219 You know, not everything's got to be cute. Just fucking 1129 00:49:48.260 --> 00:49:49.980 call the call the frickin match. 1130 00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:54.420 It's a big Rick, man. He's out here with a cigar. 1131 00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:57.400 The boys are out here. Prince Puma. He makes his 1132 00:49:57.500 --> 00:50:00.199 entrance here. I mean, big fight feel, man. I mean, 1133 00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:02.579 like we saw the Johnny Mundo deal. Now it's time 1134 00:50:02.619 --> 00:50:04.360 for Prince Puma. I'm excited for this match. 1135 00:50:04.780 --> 00:50:08.559 Yeah, gimmick match main event. Like, let's fucking rock. 1136 00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:11.340 Puma tries to hot start here on Big Rick, but 1137 00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:13.760 he just kitchen sinks the fuck out of him and 1138 00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:14.579 beats his ass. 1139 00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:17.219 Dude, big knee to the gut. I love that Prince 1140 00:50:17.260 --> 00:50:20.480 Puma does the rock punches, by the way. I know, dude. 1141 00:50:20.539 --> 00:50:22.820 I mean, like, you saw it, BWG. He loved to 1142 00:50:22.860 --> 00:50:23.460 rock shit. 1143 00:50:23.780 --> 00:50:26.699 You see the fucking people's fucking moose saw. Moose saw, yeah. 1144 00:50:26.739 --> 00:50:29.969 Of course, yeah. I mean, goddamn everybody were trading stunners 1145 00:50:30.010 --> 00:50:31.110 and rock bottom counters. 1146 00:50:31.130 --> 00:50:33.480 Dude, yeah, ACH, don't call it ACH. 1147 00:50:33.960 --> 00:50:35.860 Yes, yes, that's what it was. That's what it was. Yes, 1148 00:50:35.900 --> 00:50:39.380 holy shit. Dude, that kitchen sink was fucking gnarly, though. 1149 00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:42.139 And Big Rick, I mean, he is not letting this 1150 00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:44.519 dude go. He tries to grab him. Puma's putting up 1151 00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:46.650 a good fight, trying to pull away. And Rick says, 1152 00:50:46.769 --> 00:50:49.030 fuck that. I'm driving knees right into your head. 1153 00:50:49.429 --> 00:50:52.690 Dude, I love the big kitchen sinks that Rick does. Like, 1154 00:50:52.710 --> 00:50:55.530 he's just so large that, like, when he throws these 1155 00:50:55.590 --> 00:50:58.400 knees to the midsection... And the way that Ricochet sells it, 1156 00:50:58.469 --> 00:51:00.409 it's just so huge. It just looks big. 1157 00:51:00.510 --> 00:51:01.510 He goes flying. 1158 00:51:01.829 --> 00:51:03.650 Yeah, it's a good style clash, you know, and like 1159 00:51:03.690 --> 00:51:07.070 having guys like Mundo and Ricochet and like Mundo is good. 1160 00:51:07.110 --> 00:51:09.489 But Ricochet, you know, we've mentioned it on these Lucha 1161 00:51:09.530 --> 00:51:12.280 Underground deals, but like right around this time for Ricochet. 1162 00:51:12.659 --> 00:51:14.159 I mean, he was a rocket. 1163 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.519 Yes, dude. He was, I mean, unstoppable. 1164 00:51:17.300 --> 00:51:19.219 Rick goes for a line in the corner here, but 1165 00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:21.639 Puma drop toe holds him into the buckle and And 1166 00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:24.739 this is where Mr. Cisco and Cortez Castro come into 1167 00:51:24.780 --> 00:51:25.340 play here. 1168 00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:26.079 Son of a bitch. 1169 00:51:26.099 --> 00:51:28.880 And they come in, but Puma lays them out. 1170 00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:32.219 Dude, yeah. Cisco takes a boot. Castro gets hit with 1171 00:51:32.389 --> 00:51:35.969 a springboard arm drag. He ronis Cisco on the floor. 1172 00:51:36.530 --> 00:51:39.369 And Rick tries to chase Puma into the buckle. Puma 1173 00:51:39.429 --> 00:51:42.670 up and over.

But Rick catches him in a power slam. 1174 00:51:43.139 --> 00:51:46.400 But Puma spins out Tilt-A-Whirl DDT. 1175 00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:49.440 Yeah, man. Tornado DDT, man. I love that shit. It's 1176 00:51:49.460 --> 00:51:50.019 a good move. 1177 00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:54.769 Fucking spikes him. And then he just goes completely insane here. 1178 00:51:55.340 --> 00:51:58.789 Corkscrew Sasuke special to the outside on Cisco and Cortez. 1179 00:51:59.070 --> 00:52:00.630 Didn't even know how to write it. I wrote Sasuke 1180 00:52:00.650 --> 00:52:02.130 special with a twist. Oh my God. 1181 00:52:04.190 --> 00:52:06.030 I mean, like when you see it, it's just like, 1182 00:52:06.110 --> 00:52:08.909 it blows your mind, especially 2014. You know, this guy 1183 00:52:08.949 --> 00:52:11.369 was popping these off all the time. Like this shit 1184 00:52:11.409 --> 00:52:14.489 was so cool, man. He do the fucking, uh, the, 1185 00:52:14.590 --> 00:52:16.969 the post dives where he dive over the post. 1186 00:52:17.530 --> 00:52:19.880 Oh my God, dude, I had to go back and 1187 00:52:19.929 --> 00:52:21.900 rewatch the Sasuke special. Cause I was writing it down 1188 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:23.460 and I was like, did he just fucking do like 1189 00:52:23.500 --> 00:52:25.539 an extra flip in there? And he did. 1190 00:52:26.019 --> 00:52:29.469 Yeah, I mean, like, it's so quick, too. He just 1191 00:52:29.530 --> 00:52:32.650 goes for shit. Like, that's just so effortless at that time, 1192 00:52:32.670 --> 00:52:33.050 you know? 1193 00:52:33.429 --> 00:52:35.719 No, yeah, it didn't. I mean, like, effortless is a 1194 00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:37.739 great way to put it. Everything he did looked easy. 1195 00:52:38.460 --> 00:52:40.280 So Big Rick gets back into the ring here. He 1196 00:52:40.320 --> 00:52:41.719 hits a line on Prince Puma. 1197 00:52:42.099 --> 00:52:43.780 Dude, this back elbow that hit on him when he 1198 00:52:43.820 --> 00:52:46.449 was standing is like 10 million times better than the 1199 00:52:46.530 --> 00:52:48.750 one we had to watch Raw replayed for Kane. 1200 00:52:49.449 --> 00:52:51.710 Yeah, back elbow on Puma. That's the AT & T 1201 00:52:52.030 --> 00:52:54.170 Lucha Underground replay of the night. Let's see that one 1202 00:52:54.210 --> 00:52:54.789 more time. 1203 00:52:55.309 --> 00:52:59.699 I would want to. He's got it all. This is 1204 00:52:59.739 --> 00:53:02.139 a big son of a bitch. And he tries to 1205 00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:04.739 pin Puma with one foot. Puma knocks it off. Then 1206 00:53:04.780 --> 00:53:07.489 we go over to a shot. Cortez Castro is bleeding. 1207 00:53:07.510 --> 00:53:09.849 I have no clue how he got busted open. 1208 00:53:10.190 --> 00:53:13.739 He had to have hit his head falling from the Sasuke. 1209 00:53:14.150 --> 00:53:16.320 Yeah, sure, okay. Okay, I can see that. 1210 00:53:16.610 --> 00:53:18.300 That's all I can think of because I don't know 1211 00:53:18.460 --> 00:53:21.619 what else, unless he's just super about it and he 1212 00:53:21.719 --> 00:53:24.199 ran it. Like, that's the only thing I can think. 1213 00:53:24.619 --> 00:53:27.980 He said, I'm fucking, I'm on TV. We're going coast 1214 00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:28.940 to coast tonight. 1215 00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:30.480 Hey, it's the main event, man. 1216 00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:32.860 Like, fuck it. It's not even his match. 1217 00:53:35.099 --> 00:53:37.340 So Cisco throws a trash can into the ring here 1218 00:53:37.380 --> 00:53:38.900 and almost destroys the referee. 1219 00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:41.860 Dude, a bunch of trash in there. Cortez is bleeding 1220 00:53:41.940 --> 00:53:43.409 out of the back of his head now. 1221 00:53:44.070 --> 00:53:46.190 Yeah, man. Like, he bladed the back of his head. 1222 00:53:46.210 --> 00:53:47.730 Shit's awesome. He loves his business. 1223 00:53:48.329 --> 00:53:51.050 He's going for it. 1224 00:53:51.090 --> 00:53:53.519 Like, he's just a part of this match. He said, 1225 00:53:53.559 --> 00:53:54.800 I want to become the main event. 1226 00:53:55.340 --> 00:53:59.079 I'm not going back to be Ricky Reyes. You'll never 1227 00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:04.219 take me alive. I can't be in the Havana Pit Bulls. 1228 00:54:04.260 --> 00:54:05.599 No more Rottweilers. Please. 1229 00:54:07.550 --> 00:54:09.110 I love that the trash can, by the way, was 1230 00:54:09.150 --> 00:54:10.550 just full of actual trash. 1231 00:54:10.710 --> 00:54:13.010 Yes, why not? Why would it not be? 1232 00:54:13.570 --> 00:54:15.750 Stryker says, this is the beauty of a street fight. 1233 00:54:15.969 --> 00:54:19.219 The innovation of violence, if you will. And Vampyr says, 1234 00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:21.940 a cheap plug for your boy Tommy. What's up, Tommy? 1235 00:54:24.260 --> 00:54:26.059 He's just watching, tweeting about this, probably. 1236 00:54:26.539 --> 00:54:28.739 Yeah, Tommy Dreamer was doing the House of Hardcore shit 1237 00:54:28.760 --> 00:54:29.610 at the time. You remember that? 1238 00:54:30.019 --> 00:54:31.639 Yeah, I went to a couple of house hardcore shows 1239 00:54:31.659 --> 00:54:33.579 because they ran ECW Arena a few times. 1240 00:54:33.960 --> 00:54:34.719 Yeah, how was that? 1241 00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:36.650 I mean, it was cool. It kind of was like 1242 00:54:36.670 --> 00:54:39.269 a super indie because like it was it was like, 1243 00:54:39.309 --> 00:54:42.829 you know, a lot of TNA and ROH guys in it, too. 1244 00:54:42.869 --> 00:54:44.610 And then like Lucha Underground started doing shit. He would 1245 00:54:44.630 --> 00:54:46.469 start booking them. So like it was it felt like 1246 00:54:46.489 --> 00:54:47.429 a super indie. It was cool. 1247 00:54:48.219 --> 00:54:50.139 So Rick puts the trash can in the corner here. 1248 00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:52.440 He throws Puma into it. Trash is falling all out 1249 00:54:52.460 --> 00:54:52.940 this thing. 1250 00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:55.760 Yes,

dude. And he goes right into the trash can. 1251 00:54:55.820 --> 00:54:58.619 No like reversal back first into the trash can. It 1252 00:54:58.760 --> 00:54:59.440 bends like shit. 1253 00:54:59.789 --> 00:55:02.369 Yeah, he actually presses Puma over his head, walks him 1254 00:55:02.429 --> 00:55:04.309 over to the corner with the trash can and then 1255 00:55:04.389 --> 00:55:06.150 drops Puma straight into the trash can. 1256 00:55:06.429 --> 00:55:07.610 Dude, I love that. 1257 00:55:08.090 --> 00:55:09.780 He's just coming up with ways to kick this guy's 1258 00:55:09.929 --> 00:55:12.760 ass like he's getting his heat. He's just doing shit. 1259 00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:15.000 Yeah, dude, that's fucking right. Yeah, dude, I thought he 1260 00:55:15.019 --> 00:55:16.260 was going to lawn dart him into it. 1261 00:55:16.739 --> 00:55:18.760 So Rick calls in the boys as he sits down 1262 00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:21.400 in a chair and watches them kick this guy's ass. 1263 00:55:21.869 --> 00:55:24.530 OK, dude, I love that. He sets up a chair 1264 00:55:24.570 --> 00:55:26.030 and he calls the boys in. I said, wow, they're 1265 00:55:26.050 --> 00:55:28.070 going to like T gimmick him or something on this chair. 1266 00:55:28.550 --> 00:55:32.389 Rick just sits down. He says, all right, what was this? Oh, dude, 1267 00:55:32.449 --> 00:55:33.280 that's sick. 1268 00:55:33.409 --> 00:55:34.090 I love that. 1269 00:55:34.110 --> 00:55:37.000 Yeah, that's I mean, that's he's the leader. 1270 00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:40.119 He's the boss. So Cisco and Cortez had a double 1271 00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:43.260 flapjack on Puma here. Puma fights back. He hits a 1272 00:55:43.300 --> 00:55:46.280 flatliner DDT double team move. I think that's what it was, right? 1273 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:49.559 Yeah, that's right. It was a DDT flatliner combo, which, 1274 00:55:49.579 --> 00:55:51.039 you know, come on, Mil Mortez on the show. 1275 00:55:51.579 --> 00:55:55.440 Right, yeah, come on, dude. Puma probably pulled rank. You know, 1276 00:55:55.460 --> 00:55:56.579 it's goddamn politics. 1277 00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.480 Hey, pulling rank on Judas Macias? I don't goddamn think so. 1278 00:56:01.559 --> 00:56:03.110 Yeah, I would love to hear that conversation. 1279 00:56:04.989 --> 00:56:06.829 That's the Wrestling Society ex-champion, brother. 1280 00:56:07.170 --> 00:56:08.929 He should have brought that belt. That shit would have 1281 00:56:08.949 --> 00:56:10.130 been so funny. What is that? 1282 00:56:10.210 --> 00:56:14.530 Wow. That's one of the legendary belts. They found it 1283 00:56:14.550 --> 00:56:16.429 in the rubble of his house. He carries it with 1284 00:56:16.469 --> 00:56:22.389 his rock. Hey, he wrestled you for that, Vampiro. 1285 00:56:22.730 --> 00:56:27.300 I don't remember that. Maybe he wrestled X-Pac or something. 1286 00:56:29.260 --> 00:56:31.420 Right, Teddy Hart is some bullshit. Not me. Not me. 1287 00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:34.820

So Puma, he kicks up here. He dropkicks Rick out 1288 00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:37.420 of the chair after hitting the double team move. I 1289 00:56:37.460 --> 00:56:38.980 love how he saw it. He just falls straight out 1290 00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:39.460 of the chair. 1291 00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:43.400 I mean, Ricochet kip up, dropkick, and fucking annihilate some Vampiro. 1292 00:56:43.420 --> 00:56:48.840 Goes, damn! Damn! Castro tries to use the kendo stick here, 1293 00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:50.880 but Puma ends up using it and then hits a 1294 00:56:50.940 --> 00:56:52.619 backstabber on Sisko with the stick. 1295 00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:56.940 Dude, trapped like lung blower with the cane was super cool. 1296 00:56:57.260 --> 00:56:59.110 Dude, I thought that was dope, too. It actually turned 1297 00:56:59.139 --> 00:56:59.659 out awesome. 1298 00:56:59.929 --> 00:57:00.590 Yeah, super cool. 1299 00:57:01.110 --> 00:57:04.750 So Puma uses the kendo stick on Rick. Rick no-sells it. 1300 00:57:04.789 --> 00:57:05.090 Dude. 1301 00:57:05.170 --> 00:57:07.329 He turns around. The crowd is like. 1302 00:57:09.010 --> 00:57:10.809 Oh like i think that's so. 1303 00:57:10.670 --> 00:57:12.730 Cool puma is also like that too he's like looking 1304 00:57:12.750 --> 00:57:14.829 around he hears the crowd is like oh and he's 1305 00:57:15.230 --> 00:57:18.340 you know fucking rick is holding it puma is not 1306 00:57:18.389 --> 00:57:21.300 going anywhere it's like a tug of war with puma 1307 00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:24.840 using both arms and rick just sideways using one yeah he. 1308 00:57:24.860 --> 00:57:27.460 Pulls the kendo stick in so ricochet or uh prince 1309 00:57:27.500 --> 00:57:28.460 puma if. 1310 00:57:28.420 --> 00:57:29.719 You will might be what you call him. 1311 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:38.769 I'll bust you up So he swings at Rick. Rick 1312 00:57:38.809 --> 00:57:41.230 has a hold of this candlestick. He pulls the thing in, 1313 00:57:41.250 --> 00:57:43.510 hits this massive lariat, man. 1314 00:57:43.570 --> 00:57:46.409 It was awesome. Blitzism. I didn't know if it was 1315 00:57:46.449 --> 00:57:48.840 a forearm or a lariat. Whatever it was, it kills him. 1316 00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:51.780 And now Cortez and Sisko are pulling out a ladder? 1317 00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:54.360 Yeah, that's right. We're going to go to work on them. 1318 00:57:54.420 --> 00:57:57.570 I was like, what could this possibly be? I was like, oh, wow. 1319 00:57:57.579 --> 00:57:59.159 That's me in the video game, so I've gotten sick 1320 00:57:59.199 --> 00:57:59.920 of doing everything else. 1321 00:58:00.340 --> 00:58:02.820 I thought Puma was going to do a spot off 1322 00:58:02.860 --> 00:58:04.239 of it, just like he called it. All right, let's 1323 00:58:04.260 --> 00:58:05.340 get the ladder out here and I'll flip. 1324 00:58:05.670 --> 00:58:07.650 Yeah, actually, Johnny Mundo said, I have a better idea. 1325 00:58:07.710 --> 00:58:10.409 What if I fucking

go full Macho Man? 1326 00:58:14.449 --> 00:58:16.920 Okay. We're not going to hold you down, so that's fine. 1327 00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:18.619 You can do whatever you want here. So we have, 1328 00:58:18.880 --> 00:58:20.820 none of us collectively have any idea what that means, 1329 00:58:20.900 --> 00:58:22.559 but you go ahead and you do whatever you're going 1330 00:58:22.579 --> 00:58:24.119 to do, and we'll just go from there. 1331 00:58:24.739 --> 00:58:26.199 So I was in an action figure set with the 1332 00:58:26.219 --> 00:58:29.250 Macho Man, so I could do whatever I want. 1333 00:58:29.269 --> 00:58:30.070 Shout out All-Stars. 1334 00:58:30.690 --> 00:58:31.590 Shout out All-Stars. 1335 00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:33.579 Yeah, so they grab the ladder here. They put it 1336 00:58:33.599 --> 00:58:35.780 in the ring. Rick throws Puma into the ladder in 1337 00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:37.679 the corner and they stomp his ass out. 1338 00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:40.599 They stomp him out. Rick has the stick again. And 1339 00:58:41.219 --> 00:58:45.679 they tree of woe Prince Puma in the ladder. He's 1340 00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:47.119 upside down inside the ladder. 1341 00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:49.820 They hold his arms labral style. 1342 00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:54.440 Dude, he's fucked. Like he's fucked and Big Rick is 1343 00:58:54.500 --> 00:58:58.210 about to kill him. He is upside down symbolized on 1344 00:58:58.250 --> 00:58:58.630 a ladder. 1345 00:58:59.829 --> 00:59:01.829 But wait a minute. Who is that at the top 1346 00:59:01.869 --> 00:59:09.059 of the temple? That's Johnny Mundo. Fuck this dude what 1347 00:59:09.179 --> 00:59:12.760 i see next is the most unreal fucking thing i've 1348 00:59:12.980 --> 00:59:16.050 ever seen i could not believe my eyes man. 1349 00:59:16.070 --> 00:59:21.449 This is insane i did i have no recollection of 1350 00:59:21.570 --> 00:59:23.309 this one in particular. 1351 00:59:23.179 --> 00:59:25.559 Like jumping off the top of the temple and doing 1352 00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:29.139 a move for something's one thing. Johnny Mundo jumps from 1353 00:59:29.179 --> 00:59:31.460 the top of the temple. He looks down at the ring. 1354 00:59:31.820 --> 00:59:34.489 All the guys are in the ring. Fucking Puma's laying 1355 00:59:34.530 --> 00:59:37.710 on this ladder. Johnny Mundo jumps from the top of 1356 00:59:37.750 --> 00:59:41.389 the temple all the way to the ring feet first. 1357 00:59:41.690 --> 00:59:45.489 Dude, and rolls. Like he wasn't trying to attack Big Rick. 1358 00:59:45.710 --> 00:59:49.829 He was doing a superhero entrance to make the save. 1359 00:59:50.369 --> 00:59:53.139 This shit reminded me so much of the Macho Man 1360 00:59:53.420 --> 00:59:55.320 doing the double axe off the top of the cage. 1361 00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:56.159 It was crazy. 1362 00:59:56.559 --> 01:00:00.219 James, I'm not joking. I wrote all caps. Mundo leaps 1363 01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:03.570 off and rolls into the ring.

Holy hell. LMAO Macho Man. 1364 01:00:03.590 --> 01:00:08.449 Dude, it's unreal. Like, I cannot believe that he did 1365 01:00:08.489 --> 01:00:10.510 not blow both of his legs out right there. 1366 01:00:10.909 --> 01:00:14.130 Well, he left WWE to do parkour and he got. 1367 01:00:14.010 --> 01:00:17.099 Really good at it. Dude, he got unreal good at it. 1368 01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:19.400 That had to be like 20 feet in the air. 1369 01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:21.219 What if he fucked that up? 1370 01:00:21.739 --> 01:00:24.699 I don't even know how he didn't fuck it up. Like, OK, 1371 01:00:24.980 --> 01:00:27.010 you know, you land on your feet and then you roll. 1372 01:00:27.090 --> 01:00:29.949 So it like shocks the jump or whatever. 1373 01:00:29.969 --> 01:00:30.050 Sure. 1374 01:00:30.349 --> 01:00:34.429 OK, dude, he's still like 33 here or something. I mean, 1375 01:00:34.469 --> 01:00:36.090 like that's like unreal. 1376 01:00:36.250 --> 01:00:37.510 And it's a wrestling ring. 1377 01:00:37.530 --> 01:00:40.230 Yeah. If I tried to do that at 33 right now, 1378 01:00:40.610 --> 01:00:42.369 I would have just straight up died. I would have 1379 01:00:42.530 --> 01:00:47.989 mushed into the mat and died. I can't believe what 1380 01:00:48.030 --> 01:00:49.960 I was watching, man. I actually have to look up 1381 01:00:49.980 --> 01:00:52.340 how old he was here just for facts sake. Sure. 1382 01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:59.750 Let's see. In 2014, it looks like He was 35 1383 01:00:59.750 --> 01:01:03.570 years old in 2014. He just jumped 20 feet off 1384 01:01:03.590 --> 01:01:06.260 the top of the temple and landed feet first in 1385 01:01:06.280 --> 01:01:08.070 the ring. Could not believe it. 1386 01:01:08.260 --> 01:01:09.239 And then to spots. 1387 01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:12.239 Yeah, and then follows up with a springboard enziguri. 1388 01:01:12.300 --> 01:01:16.739 Like, holy shit. Right. Like, that guy is nuts, man. 1389 01:01:16.780 --> 01:01:17.820 He's going for it. 1390 01:01:19.150 --> 01:01:21.949 Like, sometimes I get out of bed. I'm like, God damn. 1391 01:01:22.369 --> 01:01:25.670 I go to physical therapy three times a week because 1392 01:01:25.730 --> 01:01:29.170 I lifted one thing wrong. Like, this guy's jumping off 1393 01:01:29.230 --> 01:01:29.889 of buildings. 1394 01:01:29.909 --> 01:01:32.199 I took the printer downstairs and I was out of 1395 01:01:32.219 --> 01:01:36.840 commission for nine days. Like, that's crazy. 1396 01:01:37.539 --> 01:01:40.420 Well, this is why he left WWE. He pitched jumping 1397 01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:42.159 off the building. They said, no. 1398 01:01:44.139 --> 01:01:45.619 But it's like the Macho Man. 1399 01:01:46.219 --> 01:01:50.590 No. Don't talk. Don't you talk about him here. 1400 01:01:53.599 --> 01:01:56.599 Wow man yeah he pitched that and they said uh 1401 01:01:56.739 --> 01:01:57.760 right yeah no. 1402 01:01:57.599 --> 01:02:00.469 For sure sure sure jump off the top of the 1403

01:02:00.510 --> 01:02:04.010 temple feet first it's fucking it's your life. 1404 01:02:04.409 --> 01:02:06.769 Wow man uh i don't know if i'll ever forget 1405 01:02:06.809 --> 01:02:08.510 that i mean that was like one of the craziest 1406 01:02:08.550 --> 01:02:10.630 wrestling things i've ever seen like i said yeah doing 1407 01:02:10.670 --> 01:02:12.170 a move off of it is one thing doing the 1408 01:02:12.190 --> 01:02:14.190 swanton bomb maybe if you want to do swanton bomb 1409 01:02:14.349 --> 01:02:16.829 that's insane sure like jeff hardy doing it off the 1410 01:02:16.869 --> 01:02:19.110 top of the tna stage at the time what was 1411 01:02:19.150 --> 01:02:20.409 onto abyss right. 1412 01:02:20.309 --> 01:02:21.570 Yeah like Yeah, man. 1413 01:02:21.630 --> 01:02:24.420 No, that was fucking unreal. I never forgot that. And 1414 01:02:24.460 --> 01:02:25.880 I think I'm going to add this to my list 1415 01:02:25.940 --> 01:02:28.179 of moves. I'll never forget. It wasn't even a fucking move. 1416 01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:32.780 He jumped down in the ring first and rolled. That's nuts. Wow. 1417 01:02:33.030 --> 01:02:36.550 Like Lucha Underground has a lot of that. Like there 1418 01:02:36.610 --> 01:02:38.230 are not a lot, but there are moments that are 1419 01:02:38.250 --> 01:02:41.369 like legendary in Lucha Underground history where like, involving that, 1420 01:02:41.710 --> 01:02:42.969 this is never brought up. 1421 01:02:43.369 --> 01:02:45.349 Dude, this needs to be brought up. 1422 01:02:45.550 --> 01:02:48.780 It should be up there. Yes, this is nuts. 1423 01:02:49.219 --> 01:02:50.820 They get a great shot of it too. I mean, 1424 01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:56.099 the camera's panned out perfect. It looks unreal. So Mundo, man, he, yeah, 1425 01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:58.039 he jumps off the top of the temple, lands feet first, 1426 01:02:58.079 --> 01:03:02.219 rolls through, springboard Enzi on Big Rick. He kicks Sisko. 1427 01:03:02.510 --> 01:03:05.150 He hits a running knee strike on Cortez and then 1428 01:03:05.170 --> 01:03:06.610 he helps Prince Puma off the ladder. 1429 01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:09.340 Yeah, frees him from the ladder. Now he has the 1430 01:03:09.380 --> 01:03:12.179 ladder and he throws it onto Cisco and Cortez on 1431 01:03:12.219 --> 01:03:12.780 the floor. 1432 01:03:13.179 --> 01:03:15.300 Yeah, Big Rick tries to use the kendo stick, but 1433 01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:19.730 Mundo's spear tackles him down. And Mundo, man, like he 1434 01:03:19.769 --> 01:03:22.489 goes to swing the chair on Rick, but Rick ducks. 1435 01:03:22.989 --> 01:03:25.210 And God damn it, Mundo, you had everything right. 1436 01:03:25.329 --> 01:03:25.789 No! 1437 01:03:25.829 --> 01:03:29.519 Until right now. He accidentally hits Puma with the chair. 1438 01:03:30.030 --> 01:03:33.420 Gives it to him. Puma is out. Cisco and Cortez 1439 01:03:33.460 --> 01:03:35.440 hit their move. The shatter machine. 1440 01:03:36.679 --> 01:03:38.659 Holy shit. That's a mysterious move they're using. 1441 01:03:40.500 --> 01:03:43.400 And they set a table up and Rick hits Puma 1442 01:03:43.780 --> 01:03:46.079 with that book of Ezekiel. It doesn't have a new 1443 01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:47.539 name yet. So that's all I got for it. 1444 01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:49.000 The book of Rick. 1445 01:03:51.730 --> 01:03:54.190 Yes. And he puts them through the table and big 1446 01:03:54.250 --> 01:03:59.309 Rick gets the win. And these dudes put on a celebration. Dude. 1447 01:03:59.820 --> 01:04:03.239 They are doing this big Rick thing perfectly. I mean, 1448 01:04:03.280 --> 01:04:07.260 this is so good. Like, you know, I'm, I'm interested 1449 01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:09.219 in what I can recall. Like once we finish up 1450 01:04:09.239 --> 01:04:12.280 with season one, like I think so far, I mean, 1451 01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:15.679 far and beyond the big Rick stuff is like the 1452 01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:17.159 shining star of the show so far. 1453 01:04:17.579 --> 01:04:20.119 Yeah, no, I'm loving that. I mean, obviously I'm, I'm 1454 01:04:20.159 --> 01:04:23.500 into the mill Mortez deal too. Like I, just cause the, 1455 01:04:23.949 --> 01:04:26.039 you know, that feels like there's way more to it. 1456 01:04:26.070 --> 01:04:28.590 But in terms of like stuff that I'm seeing and 1457 01:04:28.630 --> 01:04:32.309 not predicting the big Rick and his posse stuff is 1458 01:04:32.349 --> 01:04:33.690 super fun. Yeah. 1459 01:04:33.869 --> 01:04:35.750 I love this. I mean, and like, like I said, man, 1460 01:04:35.769 --> 01:04:38.010 he's putting on some great matches. I'm loving all this shit. 1461 01:04:38.659 --> 01:04:42.300 Striker says Puma fought valiantly, but it wasn't enough tonight. 1462 01:04:42.719 --> 01:04:47.110 Boyle Heights belongs to big Rick. And Cortez Castro is 1463 01:04:47.269 --> 01:04:51.869 fired up, bleeding. He's challenging fans. Like, he's fucking, he's 1464 01:04:52.070 --> 01:04:53.659 fucked these fucking people, man. 1465 01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:55.780 Hey, he went for it, man. He went coast to 1466 01:04:55.820 --> 01:04:56.659 coast the hard way. 1467 01:04:56.679 --> 01:05:02.579 For some reason. And I respect that shit. They got 1468 01:05:02.599 --> 01:05:05.039 a cool overhead shot of Puma laid out in the 1469 01:05:05.099 --> 01:05:07.070 pieces of table. That was cool as fuck. 1470 01:05:07.409 --> 01:05:09.369 Yeah, I mean, like, they have so many cameras set 1471 01:05:09.409 --> 01:05:10.869 up for this shit, they can get everything. 1472 01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:13.360 Big Rick and the boys leave. Mundo gets in there 1473 01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:15.579 to check on Puma as the credits are rolling. We 1474 01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:17.099 got more producers to thank here. 1475 01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:20.130 I want to give a shout out to 25 executive 1476 01:05:20.170 --> 01:05:21.989 producers for what they did for the end of the show. 1477

01:05:22.010 --> 01:05:22.869 Thank you so much. 1478 01:05:25.130 --> 01:05:27.829 Striker says you have to admire the intent of Johnny 1479 01:05:27.869 --> 01:05:31.469 Mundo and Vampiro gets hot. Get the hell out of there, Johnny. 1480 01:05:31.730 --> 01:05:33.949 It's your fault that Puma got his ass whooped. 1481 01:05:33.969 --> 01:05:37.349 I said, oh, man, like, hey, man, I didn't mean 1482 01:05:37.389 --> 01:05:40.400 to do that. It's the goddamn politics, man. 1483 01:05:40.820 --> 01:05:42.730 The politics got that chair for me. Like, I didn't 1484 01:05:42.750 --> 01:05:44.110 want to do that. I wanted to do a dive 1485 01:05:44.210 --> 01:05:46.050 onto somebody. Like, fuck, man. 1486 01:05:46.110 --> 01:05:46.610 Shit. 1487 01:05:47.230 --> 01:05:49.909 And Stryker says, the big question is, where do we 1488 01:05:49.949 --> 01:05:57.760 go from here? This felt like an evil ending, man. Like, 1489 01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:02.019 Big Rick is the big boss. Like, Dario better watch out. 1490 01:06:02.860 --> 01:06:04.019 He might take over the temple. 1491 01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:06.179 I don't know, man. He's got this big key. 1492 01:06:06.239 --> 01:06:06.360 Hmm. 1493 01:06:06.809 --> 01:06:08.860 Yeah, that big key, that golden key. 1494 01:06:09.260 --> 01:06:12.420 And that's what episode six is called, the key. So 1495 01:06:12.460 --> 01:06:14.610 I wonder what we're going to get with that. 1496 01:06:14.989 --> 01:06:16.130 And what about my man's money? 1497 01:06:16.130 --> 01:06:19.889 $ 100, 000. There are so many things we have to clear up, James. 1498 01:06:20.590 --> 01:06:23.389 But I dug this episode. Like I said, I watched 1499 01:06:23.429 --> 01:06:25.150 it twice. I think the first time I just fucking 1500 01:06:25.510 --> 01:06:30.539 wasn't ready for a Chava Guerrero night. I needed like 1501 01:06:30.579 --> 01:06:32.380 a month to prepare myself. 1502 01:06:32.539 --> 01:06:33.159 But we did it. 1503 01:06:33.500 --> 01:06:35.460 Got back into it. Yep. James brought it up again. 1504 01:06:35.500 --> 01:06:38.039 Got back into it. And I enjoyed the show. This 1505 01:06:38.099 --> 01:06:41.619 main event I thought was awesome. Well, that is it 1506 01:06:41.699 --> 01:06:46.849 for Lucha Underground episode five. And now it's time for 1507 01:06:46.889 --> 01:06:49.909 the Q & A. Yeah. 1508 01:06:49.989 --> 01:06:57.510 Let's answer some fucking questions. All right, welcome to the 1509 01:06:57.550 --> 01:06:59.989 Patreon Q & A segment. 1510 01:07:00.190 --> 01:07:02.869 We're back. We got some questions. We got a lot 1511 01:07:02.889 --> 01:07:05.050 of questions, actually, because we made a thread on the 1512 01:07:05.070 --> 01:07:07.739 Patreon for the Q & A about a month ago, 1513 01:07:07.760 --> 01:07:10.659 and then we made a new one, and we're going 1514 01:07:10.679 --> 01:07:13.519 to take questions from both of them. Yes. How about that? 1515 01:07:13.539 --> 01:07:16.139 You like that? Yes. You like that shit? Yeah, we're 1516 01:07:16.159 --> 01:07:18.480 getting into the nitty gritty of all the questions. Yes. 1517 01:07:18.860 --> 01:07:20.809 There's going to be a lot of questions here. Let's 1518 01:07:20.829 --> 01:07:27.070 start with Patreon member Cameron Swingle. They ask, with DPW gone, 1519 01:07:27.389 --> 01:07:30.329 what happened to all the materials for the show? Like 1520 01:07:30.369 --> 01:07:33.059 there's at least 12 DPW turnbuckles kicking around in the 1521 01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:37.179 world somewhere. Where are those? That's a great question, actually. Yeah, 1522 01:07:37.219 --> 01:07:37.800 you know what? 1523 01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:41.199 We actually talked about this last time Johnny was here 1524 01:07:41.420 --> 01:07:44.829 at my house. So we have a storage unit in Raleigh, 1525 01:07:45.630 --> 01:07:48.329 and it has pretty much everything we've ever used for 1526 01:07:48.369 --> 01:07:50.539 DPW in it. And by the way, we had a 1527 01:07:50.699 --> 01:07:52.159 ton of turnbuckle pads. 1528 01:07:52.179 --> 01:07:54.059 Not only did we have many. 1529 01:07:53.880 --> 01:07:58.590 Turnbuckle pads, but we had many actual buckles and shit. 1530 01:07:58.630 --> 01:07:59.480 We had all of it. 1531 01:07:59.489 --> 01:07:59.789 Yes. 1532 01:08:00.190 --> 01:08:04.840 Tag ropes, all those types of shit. Ropes, tape, old 1533 01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:07.840 trophies and stuff. Yeah, I mean, we have old name 1534 01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:09.519 badges and stuff. Yeah, it's a bunch of stuff. 1535 01:08:09.869 --> 01:08:11.849 There's a good chance there's every lanyard we ever did 1536 01:08:11.889 --> 01:08:12.190 in there. 1537 01:08:12.489 --> 01:08:14.829 Yeah. All the shirts and stuff are in there still too. 1538 01:08:14.909 --> 01:08:16.829 And like pretty much everything we've used, which are some 1539 01:08:16.850 --> 01:08:19.810 stuff we never even started to use. Like there was 1540 01:08:19.829 --> 01:08:23.760 like ideas that we did and like maybe one day 1541 01:08:23.779 --> 01:08:25.939 we'll go in there and maybe we'll show everybody. 1542 01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:28.640 Yeah. We should hold off on going. Yeah, yeah, because, like, 1543 01:08:28.680 --> 01:08:31.000 there is definitely, there is some funny stuff in there, actually, 1544 01:08:31.020 --> 01:08:31.939 that we never did. 1545 01:08:31.979 --> 01:08:34.100 Yeah, yeah, like, on the same level as, like, the 1546 01:08:34.140 --> 01:08:35.689 hot dog roller from the first show. 1547 01:08:35.739 --> 01:08:36.090 Yes! 1548 01:08:36.149 --> 01:08:36.520 Yeah. 1549 01:08:36.850 --> 01:08:38.369 They were fucking good ideas, though. 1550 01:08:38.510 --> 01:08:41.270 They were fun ideas till, like, it was like, okay, 1551 01:08:41.329 --> 01:08:43.449 all hands on deck, this is growing, like, crazy. 1552 01:08:43.470 --> 01:08:47.090 There's, like, there's definitely, like, a clipboard that Chris Danger 1553 01:08:47.210 --> 01:08:49.640

used that just has nothing on the fucking paper. 1554 01:08:50.199 --> 01:08:53.819 Yeah, yeah, the Loram Ipsum contract from one of the 1555 01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:56.399 early episodes of Fire, I think it was. 1556 01:08:57.149 --> 01:09:04.640 Yeah, I think that's right. Patreon. member William, Yasir, Abby, Caleb, Jaden, Brandon, Ryan, 1557 01:09:05.579 --> 01:09:10.039 what the fuck? Jesse, Mikey, Jake, Darius, Katie, and Peter 1558 01:09:10.100 --> 01:09:14.460 shared account, and Michael. Fuck y'all, man. Can we all 1559 01:09:14.520 --> 01:09:17.300 come on for an episode of The Long Way? Fuck you. 1560 01:09:18.140 --> 01:09:20.319 Hey, you guys could do an episode of The Long Way. 1561 01:09:20.739 --> 01:09:22.460 And we'll just listen to you guys talk about that. 1562 01:09:22.899 --> 01:09:25.140 If we can schedule you and you keep it and 1563 01:09:25.300 --> 01:09:28.319 nothing comes up, you can be on the long way. 1564 01:09:28.359 --> 01:09:30.630 Like, nobody can miss it. 1565 01:09:30.699 --> 01:09:31.319 Not one. 1566 01:09:31.779 --> 01:09:33.380 Including you, Michael, you asshole. 1567 01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:38.729 Especially you, Michael, you fucker. Patreon member SpotMonkey asks, with 1568 01:09:38.810 --> 01:09:41.649 Jackass ending with their latest movie, what are your favorite 1569 01:09:41.710 --> 01:09:45.029 bits from the Jackass movies and TV show? I mean, 1570 01:09:45.050 --> 01:09:48.750 we've talked about these a ton. I guess I'll think of, like, 1571 01:09:48.829 --> 01:09:52.529 some of my... Maybe, like, my super favorite ones that, like, 1572 01:09:52.850 --> 01:09:55.689 I remember just laughing fucking crazy at. I mean, the 1573 01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:58.460 first time they showed Danger Aaron going into the hardware 1574 01:09:58.479 --> 01:10:00.380 store and taking his shit in the toilet. 1575 01:10:00.899 --> 01:10:03.100 Yeah, that one. Like, and the part where he shit 1576 01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:03.960 in the car, too. 1577 01:10:03.979 --> 01:10:04.340 The van. 1578 01:10:04.399 --> 01:10:06.159 Yeah. Like. 1579 01:10:06.619 --> 01:10:08.220 That is fucking insane. 1580 01:10:08.420 --> 01:10:10.199 Pretty much the entire first movie. 1581 01:10:10.239 --> 01:10:11.319 Yes, I was just about to say that. 1582 01:10:11.380 --> 01:10:15.069 I've talked about it before, but there's something unique about 1583 01:10:15.109 --> 01:10:17.789 that first movie. The second movie is fucking awesome. I 1584 01:10:17.829 --> 01:10:20.310 love the second movie. I love all the movies. They're awesome. 1585 01:10:20.329 --> 01:10:22.600 But there's something so unique about the first one that 1586 01:10:22.729 --> 01:10:24.760 I kind of just like everything. Even when it comes 1587 01:10:24.779 --> 01:10:27.340 down to... the joke they did where they, they rented 1588 01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:29.359 the car and then destroyed it in the Derby and 1589 01:10:29.380 --> 01:10:30.020 then took it back. 1590 01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:33.869 Okay. That's fucking, that is so goddamn funny. I legit 1591 01:10:33.909 --> 01:10:36.630 rewatched that like two weeks ago, popped up somewhere and 1592 01:10:36.689 --> 01:10:39.649 it is hysterical. Like Knoxville is such a fucking shitter 1593 01:10:39.670 --> 01:10:40.810 in that. Yeah, I know. 1594 01:10:40.869 --> 01:10:43.260 And he's so good at it. And like, also like 1595 01:10:43.300 --> 01:10:45.140 the parts in the movie where they go to Japan 1596 01:10:45.479 --> 01:10:47.220 and like pretty much everything they do over there is 1597 01:10:47.319 --> 01:10:50.060 funny because like, you know, we've been there, we've, we've 1598 01:10:50.079 --> 01:10:52.039 seen some of these spots. So like, it's even funnier. 1599 01:10:52.060 --> 01:10:53.600 Like I love where they're in the panda suit and 1600 01:10:53.619 --> 01:10:56.350 he pushes them into the side of the street, crashes 1601 01:10:56.369 --> 01:10:57.189 into that stand. 1602 01:10:57.569 --> 01:11:00.109 Party boy in Japan is like one of the craziest 1603 01:11:00.149 --> 01:11:04.390 things I've ever, after going to Japan, it's fucking insane. 1604 01:11:04.670 --> 01:11:05.029 Yeah. 1605 01:11:05.090 --> 01:11:05.229 Yeah. 1606 01:11:05.289 --> 01:11:07.659 I love the wasabi shooter deal too. Like, yeah, there's 1607 01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:09.300 just so much stuff in the first movie. I think 1608 01:11:09.319 --> 01:11:13.100 it's awesome. Super underrated one, I think is where, They 1609 01:11:13.119 --> 01:11:14.699 get the snake with Bam in the back of the 1610 01:11:14.739 --> 01:11:17.590 fucking pickup truck. I think it's the second one. 1611 01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:17.819 Dude. Yeah. 1612 01:11:17.859 --> 01:11:20.340 That one is so funny to me because like Bam, 1613 01:11:20.680 --> 01:11:22.920 like being legit shoot scared of snakes is so funny. 1614 01:11:22.939 --> 01:11:24.640 Cause I've seen this guy. I mean, like I've seen 1615 01:11:24.659 --> 01:11:27.390 this guy straight up die like four times. So like 1616 01:11:27.430 --> 01:11:29.520 knowing that none of that scared him as much as 1617 01:11:29.560 --> 01:11:31.390 a snake in the back of the deal is so funny. 1618 01:11:32.649 --> 01:11:34.699 I mean, that's a great point, though. Like, the first 1619 01:11:34.739 --> 01:11:37.079 movie feels like an extension of, like, the TV show. 1620 01:11:37.479 --> 01:11:39.100 And the second movie feels like, wow, we got a 1621 01:11:39.100 --> 01:11:41.119 lot of money from all that. Let's, like, die. 1622 01:11:41.220 --> 01:11:43.810 Yeah, right. Like, that was... The second one might be 1623 01:11:43.829 --> 01:11:45.170 them at their most fucked up. 1624 01:11:45.189 --> 01:11:49.069 They're nuts. Oh, my God. One of my favorites is... 1625 01:11:49.229 --> 01:11:51.760 I think this is a first movie one, too. is 1626 01:11:51.819 --> 01:11:55.539 when they're on the golf course. With the cart? Yeah. No, 1627 01:11:55.560 -->

01:11:57.199 the air horn when the dudes are trying to golf. 1628 01:11:57.760 --> 01:11:59.460 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The old guys. 1629 01:11:59.500 --> 01:12:02.600 Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, right. They whip the golf 1630 01:12:02.699 --> 01:12:05.300 club at the woods and he says, oh, sorry, I 1631 01:12:05.340 --> 01:12:05.960 got presidious. 1632 01:12:07.720 --> 01:12:10.279 Yeah, dude, that was awesome. There's the... I think it's 1633 01:12:10.319 --> 01:12:12.539 that one too where they drive the golf carts and 1634 01:12:12.560 --> 01:12:13.840 they go upside down and crash. 1635 01:12:13.960 --> 01:12:14.760 Oh my God. 1636 01:12:15.100 --> 01:12:16.239 Yeah, that one's sweet too. 1637 01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:20.850 That's fucking horrifying. And then of course... the fucking, the 1638 01:12:20.909 --> 01:12:22.229 car up Ryan Dunn's ass. 1639 01:12:22.869 --> 01:12:25.109 Holy fuck, yeah, the car up his ass is like 1640 01:12:25.149 --> 01:12:28.550 the perfect ending to the movie. I mean, that's, that's unreal, man. 1641 01:12:28.930 --> 01:12:34.010 That is so goddamn funny. Like, that's unbelievable, man. Yeah, unreal. 1642 01:12:34.510 --> 01:12:37.270 Of course, the big fucking hand where Aaron is holding 1643 01:12:37.289 --> 01:12:37.510 the suit. 1644 01:12:37.590 --> 01:12:40.489 Oh my god, the suit! Yeah, the fucking suit. Hey, 1645 01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:41.600 can you bring the soup in here? 1646 01:12:43.279 --> 01:12:47.039 Okay, yeah, I will. And Knoxville's on the ground laughing, 1647 01:12:47.079 --> 01:12:47.930 he got the soup, man. 1648 01:12:49.550 --> 01:12:51.090 I like the one where they have Wee Man on 1649 01:12:51.109 --> 01:12:57.979 the chair to read the note on the wall. Yeah, man. Wow. 1650 01:12:58.340 --> 01:13:00.979 We grew up in like, I mean, everyone has their like, oh, 1651 01:13:01.000 --> 01:13:03.319 we lived in the best era. I don't know, man. 1652 01:13:03.340 --> 01:13:05.840 This shit. 1653 01:13:06.180 --> 01:13:08.760 How do you like, how do you not fucking think 1654 01:13:08.779 --> 01:13:13.270 this is the best time ever? Patreon member POD7 asks, 1655 01:13:13.750 --> 01:13:15.789 what is the future of the DPW app? 1656 01:13:16.510 --> 01:13:18.890 Well, it's still up right now. Um, if you guys 1657 01:13:19.010 --> 01:13:21.729 want to watch any of the DPW on demand stuff, 1658 01:13:21.829 --> 01:13:24.979 the website's still active. Um, if you've been subscribed or 1659 01:13:24.989 --> 01:13:26.689 you had like a yearly deal or whatever, you can 1660 01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:29.000 still access all the footage and everything. Nothing, nothing changed 1661 01:13:29.020 --> 01:13:31.380 in that regard. Um, and the app on the phone 1662 01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:34.920 on Android and iPhone and Roku and everything, everything's still 1663 01:13:34.960 --> 01:13:37.079 paid for. So like you can go to town. We 1664 01:13:37.119 --> 01:13:40.560 actually re-upped it. Um, like after we ended up like 1665 01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:43.380 ceasing operation, like we just, paid it again so it 1666 01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:44.199 just stayed. 1667 01:13:43.979 --> 01:13:46.220 Up yeah we said we want people to see this 1668 01:13:46.300 --> 01:13:48.319 like this you know how it was meant to be watched. 1669 01:13:48.140 --> 01:13:49.779 Yeah right like you can still watch it all you 1670 01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:51.539 know all the stuff that we recorded in 4k it's 1671 01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:54.539 still available in 4k on there um you know all 1672 01:13:54.579 --> 01:13:58.039 the extra stuff backstage stuff whatever the fuck like anything 1673 01:13:58.060 --> 01:13:59.460 you want to watch it's still available so you can 1674 01:13:59.930 --> 01:14:01.699 uh still subscribe i mean the future of it is 1675 01:14:02.119 --> 01:14:03.489 i mean we're just gonna keep keep it going i 1676 01:14:03.529 --> 01:14:06.670 mean until it makes literally no sense at all like 1677 01:14:06.710 --> 01:14:09.170 we're throwing money into a burning pit like we'll keep 1678 01:14:09.189 --> 01:14:10.829 it up and you could still you know look at 1679 01:14:10.869 --> 01:14:11.970 dpw stuff so. 1680 01:14:12.520 --> 01:14:14.159 I think it still all holds up, so you should 1681 01:14:14.180 --> 01:14:14.649 check it out. 1682 01:14:14.859 --> 01:14:15.659 Mm-hmm, for sure. 1683 01:14:16.369 --> 01:14:19.430 Patreon member, I don't have sex. I watch 1983 Mid-Atlantic 1684 01:14:19.489 --> 01:14:21.989 Wrestling asks, what do you miss the most from running 1685 01:14:22.029 --> 01:14:24.630 DPW and what do you not miss at all? Ooh. 1686 01:14:24.850 --> 01:14:25.750 That's a loaded question. 1687 01:14:26.250 --> 01:14:30.579 Very, I mean, very strong questions. What do I miss running... 1688 01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:35.340 What do I miss most? I miss... Show day when 1689 01:14:35.380 --> 01:14:39.600 the bell rang. Really, like, anything that involved just James 1690 01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:42.560 and I having our hands on something was fun. Everything 1691 01:14:42.600 --> 01:14:48.630 else sucked. Like, fucking getting venues. Fuck that. Flights, hotels, venues. 1692 01:14:49.189 --> 01:14:52.729 Fucking all that shit, man. Wow. What a pain in 1693 01:14:52.750 --> 01:14:54.609 the fucking ass all that was. 1694 01:14:54.670 --> 01:14:56.409 That was the worst parts of it by far. 1695 01:14:56.550 --> 01:14:56.829 Yeah. 1696 01:14:56.890 --> 01:14:59.050 Like, if you're talking about stuff that I don't miss... 1697 01:14:59.350 --> 01:15:02.939 it's calling hotels because there's not even a fucking reason 1698 01:15:02.979 --> 01:15:05.180 why i'm calling them like we'll book the hotels we'll 1699 01:15:05.199 --> 01:15:08.000 put the names down i'll talk to somebody for weeks 1700 01:15:08.399 --> 01:15:09.979 and they'll get a name wrong on the hotel or 1701 01:15:10.000 --> 01:15:12.010 whatever and it's like i'll call and they'll be like 1702

01:15:12.109 --> 01:15:13.609 oh never mind yeah i see the name no i 1703 01:15:13.670 --> 01:15:16.069 know i know well yeah you know i'm driving a 1704 01:15:16.109 --> 01:15:17.890 ring truck it's three in the morning right now i 1705 01:15:18.409 --> 01:15:20.289 don't want to be talking to you but i appreciate 1706 01:15:20.329 --> 01:15:21.449 you fixing that thank. 1707 01:15:21.220 --> 01:15:24.800 You goddamn one of the where's the lanyards. 1708 01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:29.109 It's like the little things right like we just flew 1709 01:15:29.189 --> 01:15:31.189 in like 10 people and we got these matches all 1710 01:15:31.210 --> 01:15:33.170 laid out and all these promos laid out and like 1711 01:15:33.210 --> 01:15:35.810 everything's good and then we're looking at each other oh 1712 01:15:35.850 --> 01:15:37.210 fuck we don't have the lanyards. 1713 01:15:37.369 --> 01:15:40.619 Where's the posters oh where's the food truck oh oh 1714 01:15:40.699 --> 01:15:43.239 god i don't know i don't know the aprons are 1715 01:15:43.260 --> 01:15:44.840 on the wrong way i don't know what's going on 1716 01:15:44.920 --> 01:15:46.399 it's fucking year four i don't. 1717 01:15:46.279 --> 01:15:49.989 Know It's the logistics. Yeah. The logistical things is what 1718 01:15:50.069 --> 01:15:52.689 I don't miss running at all. Or I don't miss 1719 01:15:52.800 --> 01:15:53.600 like when we were running. 1720 01:15:53.739 --> 01:15:53.979 Right. 1721 01:15:54.119 --> 01:15:56.800 But I, what I do miss is doing the actual 1722 01:15:56.840 --> 01:15:58.579 show and working with the people that we worked with. 1723 01:15:58.619 --> 01:16:01.720 I think we had the most talented crew. I don't 1724 01:16:01.779 --> 01:16:04.619 think like, I think that's a generational once in a 1725 01:16:04.659 --> 01:16:08.039 lifetime indie like group of people that we worked with. 1726 01:16:08.600 --> 01:16:12.470 Not only as wrestlers, but like our actual crew that we, 1727 01:16:12.529 --> 01:16:14.810 we did all the production stuff with and the crew 1728 01:16:14.850 --> 01:16:16.380 that we worked with to put up the rings and, 1729 01:16:16.829 --> 01:16:19.890 you know, I, I wouldn't trade that for anything. 1730 01:16:19.930 --> 01:16:22.630 I think that was, uh, no, they all believed. Yeah. 1731 01:16:22.710 --> 01:16:24.590 Right. They were all in on the, on the same deal. 1732 01:16:24.670 --> 01:16:27.029 And we were going from city to city country to country. 1733 01:16:27.069 --> 01:16:28.770 Didn't give a fuck doing what we needed to do. 1734 01:16:28.850 --> 01:16:31.479 And yeah, I mean, that's, that's definitely what I miss 1735 01:16:31.500 --> 01:16:32.119 the most for sure. 1736 01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:37.420 Patreon member ball bearer asks what pod episode has seen 1737 01:16:37.439 --> 01:16:40.359 the highest spike in listeners. I don't know if they 1738 01:16:40.399 --> 01:16:41.060 want this answer. 1739 01:16:41.840 --> 01:16:43.260 You know the answer, ball bearer. 1740 01:16:44.420 --> 01:16:47.460 What episode do you guys think it is? Because it's 1741 01:16:47.479 --> 01:16:51.220 probably the one you guys react most negatively to at first, 1742 01:16:51.779 --> 01:16:54.210 and then that is the one you will absolutely listen to. 1743 01:16:54.229 --> 01:16:57.270 It's mid-2000s WWE. Those are the most listened to ones. 05, 06, 08, 1744 01:16:57.250 --> 01:16:59.010 fucking 2010. That is what people want to listen to most. 1745 01:17:06.520 --> 01:17:08.720 Can't always give you that because I'll go fucking crazy. 1746 01:17:08.760 --> 01:17:10.260 I got to talk about some other shit. 1747 01:17:11.460 --> 01:17:13.199 It's got to be some WCW. Got to be some 1748 01:17:13.229 --> 01:17:14.770 Lucha Underground. Got to be some TNA. 1749 01:17:14.850 --> 01:17:16.130 Yeah. Right. Yeah. 1750 01:17:16.189 --> 01:17:19.470 Like that is definitely far and beyond. Yeah, for sure. 1751 01:17:19.930 --> 01:17:21.810 Because we didn't really tap into a lot of that 1752 01:17:21.850 --> 01:17:23.390 for a while. It might not have been until this 1753 01:17:23.430 --> 01:17:25.859 year that we really started to explore that era of WWE. 1754 01:17:25.899 --> 01:17:29.319 And we've absolutely seen an uptick because of it. 1755 01:17:29.939 --> 01:17:30.239 Sure. 1756 01:17:30.720 --> 01:17:35.850 So your fault, everybody. Your fault. Patreon member Red asks, 1757 01:17:36.270 --> 01:17:38.850 what guitars did James get for the Guitar Hero 3 1758 01:17:38.850 --> 01:17:39.390 after show? 1759 01:17:39.409 --> 01:17:41.789 Oh, shit. I don't even know the names of them. 1760 01:17:42.909 --> 01:17:44.550 It's cracked, though, right? Yes. 1761 01:17:45.090 --> 01:17:47.770 Cracked is the guitars we got. Whatever ones they have 1762 01:17:48.670 --> 01:17:50.229 that are, like, universal for those. 1763 01:17:50.289 --> 01:17:50.630 Yeah. 1764 01:17:51.130 --> 01:17:53.180 It was the Les Paul ones, I think, right? 1765 01:17:53.409 --> 01:17:55.619 The Gibson Les Paul ones? Yeah. 1766 01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:59.500 But Stage Tour is coming out with the Explorer and 1767 01:17:59.539 --> 01:18:00.800 the Explorer guitar. 1768 01:18:00.819 --> 01:18:00.890 Ugh. 1769 01:18:01.140 --> 01:18:02.939 That's the one that I played with a ton when 1770 01:18:03.020 --> 01:18:05.539 I was growing up. The Guitar Hero 2 Explorer guitar. 1771 01:18:05.899 --> 01:18:08.850 That's the good one, man. Yeah, that shit's awesome. Yeah. 1772 01:18:08.930 --> 01:18:09.989 I mean, I love that we're going to be able 1773 01:18:10.010 --> 01:18:11.949 to use those even if you don't get the fucking Explorer. 1774 01:18:11.970 --> 01:18:13.630 I imagine you will. But even if you don't, we 1775 01:18:13.649 --> 01:18:15.470 can use the ones we bought and played Guitar Hero 1776 01:18:15.470 --> 01:18:18.149 3 with over Parsec for Stage Door, which is exciting. 1777 01:18:18.460 --> 01:18:20.260 I know. I'm excited to not have

to do whatever 1778 01:18:20.300 --> 01:18:24.300 parsec for stage tour. That's going to be exciting. 1779 01:18:24.539 --> 01:18:26.039 I hope not, at least. Shit. 1780 01:18:26.319 --> 01:18:28.579 No, I think you can play with each other. Yeah, 1781 01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:30.239 so it should be able to do that. And that 1782 01:18:30.270 --> 01:18:32.250 comes out pretty soon, man. We're like only a few 1783 01:18:32.270 --> 01:18:33.270 weeks away from it, I think. 1784 01:18:33.569 --> 01:18:34.750 Is it December or is it November? 1785 01:18:35.069 --> 01:18:37.770 Yeah, December. I mean, December's, you know, if you really 1786 01:18:37.789 --> 01:18:39.529 want to look at it, it's five weeks away. 1787 01:18:39.930 --> 01:18:42.630 That is horrifying. Let's get through my birthday month first. Oh, 1788 01:18:42.630 --> 01:18:42.789 we will. 1789 01:18:42.930 --> 01:18:43.470 Oh, we will. 1790 01:18:47.699 --> 01:18:49.010 Patreon member Samuel. 1791 01:18:49.020 --> 01:18:49.100 Holy. 1792 01:18:50.189 --> 01:18:54.909 Shit marara fucking sorry samuel that was fucking i tried 1793 01:18:54.939 --> 01:18:58.920 my best mararia samuel m samuel at big sam m 1794 01:18:59.359 --> 01:19:01.199 where did james get the gong and where did he 1795 01:19:01.239 --> 01:19:03.039 get the idea you have. 1796 01:19:02.939 --> 01:19:06.180 A gong wait james has a gong what gong. 1797 01:19:06.609 --> 01:19:09.899 Kane Bluey, and we had quite a few questions kind 1798 01:19:09.920 --> 01:19:12.380 of in the same vein here, so I picked this one. 1799 01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:15.300 What is it like seeing so many DPW alumni succeeding 1800 01:19:15.319 --> 01:19:18.239 in AW and WWE? Danny Luna and Haiyan doing a 1801 01:19:18.260 --> 01:19:20.340 stare-down on pay-per-view with a DPW chain in the background 1802 01:19:20.380 --> 01:19:22.659 felt crazy just as a fan. I can't imagine what 1803 01:19:22.699 --> 01:19:23.520 it's like for you guys. 1804 01:19:23.739 --> 01:19:25.760 Well, I think it's fucking awesome. Yeah, I mean, like, 1805 01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:29.060 holy shit, man. Yeah, I mean, I can't say enough. 1806 01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:31.619 First off, you mentioned Danny Luna and Haiyan. I mean, 1807 01:19:31.659 --> 01:19:34.159 we can't mention enough how fucking awesome it was working 1808 01:19:34.189 --> 01:19:36.210 with those two. Um, we had a string of shows 1809 01:19:36.270 --> 01:19:38.630 that we did with those two on top that like, 1810 01:19:38.949 --> 01:19:41.529 I think back to, and I just, I'm so proud 1811 01:19:41.590 --> 01:19:43.229 of it. And like, I hope they're proud of it too. 1812 01:19:43.529 --> 01:19:46.850 I feel like they worked so hard and like, it just, it, 1813 01:19:47.130 --> 01:19:49.050 like I said, I, I, you know, I've probably mentioned 1814 01:19:49.069 --> 01:19:51.479 it before too, but like, we just had such a 1815 01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:55.760 great group of people working with us. And, um, yeah, man, 1816 01:19:55.840 --> 01:19:57.539 you couldn't ask for, you couldn't ask for it to 1817 01:19:57.579 --> 01:20:00.569 go better. I mean, like the DPW that we got was, uh, 1818 01:20:01.180 --> 01:20:03.399 an unreal version of DPW, you know? 1819 01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:07.000 Yeah, man, we got super lucky. And, like, no, that 1820 01:20:07.260 --> 01:20:12.720 is unreal. Like, yeah, like, seeing Danny and Haiyan and Aminata, like, 1821 01:20:12.859 --> 01:20:15.850 in a four-way match, and, like, all I see on 1822 01:20:15.869 --> 01:20:18.149 Twitter is people saying, oh, shit, this is DPW. Like, 1823 01:20:18.569 --> 01:20:23.069 that's pretty fucking cool. Like, as James said, Danny and Haiyan, like, 1824 01:20:23.470 --> 01:20:27.460 they bled at DPW. They did fucking... everything we had 1825 01:20:27.699 --> 01:20:30.899 such a a great time working with them i mean 1826 01:20:31.380 --> 01:20:34.000 jake something is on tv every week. 1827 01:20:33.920 --> 01:20:36.630 Yeah he just squashed the young bucks man. 1828 01:20:36.689 --> 01:20:39.609 Dude like that is so fucking awesome like seeing these 1829 01:20:39.630 --> 01:20:43.630 guys like yeah uh i mean obviously you know fucking 1830 01:20:43.649 --> 01:20:46.670 seeing malachi on wwe he jumped off the tallest ladder 1831 01:20:46.689 --> 01:20:48.010 of all time for some reason. 1832 01:20:47.770 --> 01:20:49.989 Through an ambulance yeah that was nuts. 1833 01:20:51.569 --> 01:20:55.909 Like Yeah, I think they're all very proud to wear 1834 01:20:56.170 --> 01:20:59.399 the black and orange wherever they go. I think they 1835 01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:02.159 from what I understand, they they still get it gets 1836 01:21:02.180 --> 01:21:05.399 brought up to them. And, you know, by by many 1837 01:21:05.479 --> 01:21:07.960 fans of both companies and they're always proud to talk 1838 01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:09.800 about it. So that means a lot to us, too. 1839 01:21:10.180 --> 01:21:12.640 I think a super underrated part of high on stuff 1840 01:21:12.720 --> 01:21:14.479 is the pre tapes that we got to do with. 1841 01:21:14.380 --> 01:21:19.010 Her, dude. she like the high on that people see 1842 01:21:19.029 --> 01:21:21.470 in AEW. I don't even know. Like, I think they 1843 01:21:21.529 --> 01:21:23.270 know she was in DPW. I don't know if they 1844 01:21:23.310 --> 01:21:25.750 know she was fucking out of her mind. Yeah. 1845 01:21:25.909 --> 01:21:27.550 Yeah. I mean, we did some super fun shit. I mean, 1846 01:21:27.810 --> 01:21:30.930 we recorded one of the pre-tapes literally on like an 1847 01:21:30.989 --> 01:21:32.229 old school camera. It was awesome. 1848 01:21:32.550 --> 01:21:34.869 Dude, that was so awesome. She put a bounty on. 1849 01:21:35.750 --> 01:21:36.869 Yeah, that was sweet. 1850 01:21:36.909 --> 01:21:39.789 Like, yeah, that was super fun. Like they were super 1851 01:21:39.810 --> 01:21:42.640 fun to work with and, uh, they, they just wanted it. 1852

01:21:42.729 --> 01:21:44.609 They wanted it. And now look at them, right? They, 1853 01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:48.840 course of course you fucking sign that what if i 1854 01:21:48.880 --> 01:21:50.520 started a wrestling company i would build a company around 1855 01:21:50.619 --> 01:21:56.779 all these people of course patreon member tyler matthewson what 1856 01:21:56.819 --> 01:21:59.880 are some of your favorite post-workout meals or your favorite 1857 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:01.020 cheat meal. 1858 01:22:01.119 --> 01:22:04.470 I gotta tell you post-workout i eat chicken and then 1859 01:22:04.550 --> 01:22:06.909 i also drink a protein. 1860 01:22:06.350 --> 01:22:12.470 Shake Okay, I was like thinking, yeah. I mean, whether 1861 01:22:12.489 --> 01:22:15.329 that's my favorite or not, it is the most in 1862 01:22:15.369 --> 01:22:22.819 my repertoire. A chicken slop bowl and a slate protein. Yeah, 1863 01:22:23.180 --> 01:22:26.840 like anything else is fucking not happening, man. Yeah, and 1864 01:22:26.899 --> 01:22:27.880 favorite cheat meal? 1865 01:22:28.420 --> 01:22:30.800 I had Whataburger the other day. I thought that was awesome. 1866 01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:33.760 It was like some sweet burger or something, sweet barbecue 1867 01:22:33.779 --> 01:22:36.159 hamburger or something. I thought that was awesome. Ooh. I 1868 01:22:36.180 --> 01:22:37.680 don't know if there's like cheat meals that I can 1869 01:22:37.720 --> 01:22:39.800 say is my favorite that I go back to constantly though. 1870 01:22:39.840 --> 01:22:41.859 I mean, if it's my favorite, then I'm probably just 1871 01:22:41.939 --> 01:22:43.739 binging it and I got to chill the fuck out. 1872 01:22:44.500 --> 01:22:46.529 That's kind of where I'm at. Like my favorite cheat 1873 01:22:46.550 --> 01:22:48.090 meal is a meal that I have every week and 1874 01:22:48.109 --> 01:22:48.489 feel bad about. 1875 01:22:50.609 --> 01:22:52.609 Yeah. Stop with that Whataburger right now. 1876 01:22:52.630 --> 01:22:56.069 The Chili's Big Crispy. I'm so addicted to that fucking thing. 1877 01:22:56.090 --> 01:23:00.560 I can't stop. Mr. Cock and Ball's Bart the Hammer 1878 01:23:00.579 --> 01:23:02.399 Gun asks, are there any apps you use to help 1879 01:23:02.420 --> 01:23:06.159 with fitness stuff? Really considering getting deadlocked in myself. One, 1880 01:23:06.880 --> 01:23:10.079 you should. It's the best thing. One of the best 1881 01:23:10.100 --> 01:23:12.579 things I've ever done. I have never felt better. I've 1882 01:23:12.600 --> 01:23:16.140 never looked better. And like the biggest thing I can 1883 01:23:16.180 --> 01:23:18.430 say for anyone wanting to do it or considering it, 1884 01:23:18.880 --> 01:23:21.479 if you're waiting until January, you don't need to fucking wait. 1885 01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:24.539 You can start right now. Like time is going to 1886 01:23:24.579 --> 01:23:27.859 pass regardless. So you can either do something today or not. 1887 01:23:28.340 --> 01:23:29.760 Time is going to move anyway. So you might as 1888 01:23:29.779 --> 01:23:33.720 well just fucking do something. There is my. fucking little 1889 01:23:33.880 --> 01:23:37.039 uh motivation uh in terms of apps uh yeah i 1890 01:23:37.079 --> 01:23:39.039 use a few i use a couple really i use 1891 01:23:39.079 --> 01:23:41.800 my fitness pal um that's always been tried and true 1892 01:23:41.819 --> 01:23:43.890 for me they did change the layout at some point 1893 01:23:43.970 --> 01:23:45.729 and i thought it fucking sucked ass but i didn't 1894 01:23:45.750 --> 01:23:48.590 want to switch to something else so i stuck with 1895 01:23:48.649 --> 01:23:51.189 it and for my lifts to keep track everything i 1896 01:23:51.250 --> 01:23:54.090 use rep count rep count is awesome uh you can 1897 01:23:54.130 --> 01:23:55.829 add your own exercises on there you can kind of 1898 01:23:55.869 --> 01:23:58.270 fucking put you in your own order you can copy 1899 01:23:58.909 --> 01:24:01.449 old like previous workouts for your new day and put 1900 01:24:01.489 --> 01:24:04.359 in new numbers like super fucking easy um so yeah 1901 01:24:04.399 --> 01:24:06.989 those are the two that i use uh another gym 1902 01:24:07.010 --> 01:24:09.250 question here because this is just right after joint account 1903 01:24:09.409 --> 01:24:14.329 for lou sasshole and barry mccoinker. 1904 01:24:13.689 --> 01:24:16.989 Mcconner mccoinker hey barry. 1905 01:24:18.609 --> 01:24:21.609 What's your guys workout split at the moment well james's 1906 01:24:21.670 --> 01:24:24.569 is way cooler than mine right now because i'm fucked. 1907 01:24:25.680 --> 01:24:27.619 Yeah i mean yeah i mean it is what it 1908 01:24:27.720 --> 01:24:28.340 is you know. 1909 01:24:28.680 --> 01:24:32.479 Yeah, I'm on an upper lower split right now, which 1910 01:24:32.560 --> 01:24:36.079 is my upper is like a super broed out upper 1911 01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:38.920 where I can just lift stuff and hopefully not arch 1912 01:24:38.939 --> 01:24:40.699 my back so I can still feel strong and not 1913 01:24:40.720 --> 01:24:42.779 go crazy over the fact that I cannot squat or 1914 01:24:42.819 --> 01:24:45.739 deadlift currently. And then my lower is like a lot 1915 01:24:45.779 --> 01:24:48.439 of machine stuff. It was a lot of machine stuff 1916 01:24:48.460 --> 01:24:50.659 now changing again. And I have to do like more 1917 01:24:51.159 --> 01:24:56.439 core and hip and glute stuff to make sure my 1918 01:24:56.539 --> 01:24:59.430 discs don't. Disintegrate. 1919 01:24:59.890 --> 01:25:00.550 Yeah, he's hurt. 1920 01:25:00.909 --> 01:25:05.510 Yeah, hurt myself in July. Still been hurt. So, you know. 1921 01:25:06.619 --> 01:25:09.539 I had to get a standing desk. Sometimes I'm standing 1922 01:25:09.579 --> 01:25:11.779 and doing some shit now and sitting down. Right now 1923 01:25:11.800 --> 01:25:13.699 I'm sitting down. This is a very serious Q & 1924 01:25:13.510

--> 01:25:13.949 A for me. 1925 01:25:13.949 --> 01:25:15.029 He's an office guy now. 1926 01:25:15.050 --> 01:25:19.430 Dude, it is fucking sick, though. Standing at the desk 1927 01:25:19.449 --> 01:25:21.149 is a move. You might want to look into it, man. 1928 01:25:21.250 --> 01:25:26.340 It's pretty cool. But yeah, so I'm hurt. I missed 1929 01:25:26.380 --> 01:25:28.739 maybe one or two weeks since getting hurt. That's how 1930 01:25:28.760 --> 01:25:31.300 much I love doing the gym shit. You just kind 1931 01:25:31.319 --> 01:25:32.789 of have to make it work for you, and I am. 1932 01:25:34.130 --> 01:25:36.529 Yeah, I mean, my split is four days a week. 1933 01:25:36.869 --> 01:25:40.989 You know, I do bench deadlift, squat, overhead press, that 1934 01:25:41.029 --> 01:25:43.859 is two accessories for him. I do 531. It's easy. 1935 01:25:44.340 --> 01:25:47.180 You know, progressive overload everything. Yeah. So I mean, that's 1936 01:25:47.220 --> 01:25:49.739 my split right now. Four days a week. I do 1937 01:25:49.840 --> 01:25:52.640 I do one compound a day. And then I do 1938 01:25:52.680 --> 01:25:55.220 accessories for all the shit. So like, on bench day, 1939 01:25:55.260 --> 01:25:58.899 I'll do close grip bench and tricep work and spin 1940 01:25:58.939 --> 01:26:01.079 press and shit. And then I'll end every day with, 1941 01:26:01.220 --> 01:26:03.520 you know, at least 30 minutes of cardio stuff. And 1942 01:26:04.029 --> 01:26:07.420 Deadlift day, I'll do rows or lat pulldowns or whatever 1943 01:26:07.439 --> 01:26:10.340 the fuck and do some bicep work. Overhead press day, 1944 01:26:10.380 --> 01:26:15.100 I do lat work or whatever the fuck. I'll do 1945 01:26:15.159 --> 01:26:18.720 side lat raises, rear delt stuff and stuff like that. 1946 01:26:18.760 --> 01:26:21.609 I'll do the treadmill. Squat day, I'll act like I'm 1947 01:26:21.649 --> 01:26:22.270 sick and not go. 1948 01:26:22.289 --> 01:26:25.789 Overall, I'm not past where I was when I was 1949 01:26:25.829 --> 01:26:26.220 in my 20s. 1950 01:26:34.100 --> 01:26:36.159 When it comes to totals, but I'm like right at 1951 01:26:36.180 --> 01:26:40.090 like 1200 pound total right now. So things are going well. 1952 01:26:40.119 --> 01:26:45.090 Yeah. Last question here. Noah Sayers asks, what are your 1953 01:26:45.130 --> 01:26:47.890 guys proudest moment booking DPW? 1954 01:26:48.449 --> 01:26:52.189 I mean, I'll tell you right now, like obviously kind 1955 01:26:52.220 --> 01:26:54.100 of put on the spot. I have to think about 1956 01:26:54.140 --> 01:26:57.000 it more. Sure. But I think the ones that come 1957 01:26:57.039 --> 01:27:01.489 to mind are, the entire arc of Adam priest. 1958 01:27:01.510 --> 01:27:02.489 Yes. Oh my God. 1959 01:27:02.609 --> 01:27:07.369 And everybody that worked with them. I think like Adam priest, 1960 01:27:07.470 --> 01:27:10.760 we were able to not only bring him up, but 1961 01:27:10.800 --> 01:27:15.079 we brought along

an entire cast of guys all at 1962 01:27:15.100 --> 01:27:15.859 the same time. 1963 01:27:16.220 --> 01:27:20.439 There was a world built around everyone that fucking hates 1964 01:27:20.460 --> 01:27:23.159 this guy. And he has one friend. I think the 1965 01:27:23.300 --> 01:27:24.840 one that came to mind for me, and I don't 1966 01:27:24.859 --> 01:27:26.319 know if this, you know, you could ask me on 1967 01:27:26.359 --> 01:27:29.439 another day, maybe a change. But the one thing that like, 1968 01:27:29.859 --> 01:27:32.720 I think I stood there and I watched and like, 1969 01:27:32.760 --> 01:27:35.479 I was like, wow, like we fucking super did something 1970 01:27:35.539 --> 01:27:39.420 here was the main event of the first super battle. 1971 01:27:40.149 --> 01:27:43.670 And you have it framed. It's the shot of Jake 1972 01:27:43.710 --> 01:27:46.970 and Calvin and like the crowds fucking up. And like, 1973 01:27:47.029 --> 01:27:50.130 we've been building this for so long and that whole 1974 01:27:50.189 --> 01:27:54.670 match and Jake winning the belt, like that, like got me. 1975 01:27:54.710 --> 01:27:58.149 I was like, wow. Okay. Like, we got something like I, 1976 01:27:58.140 --> 01:28:00.180 this was like fucking unreal. 1977 01:28:00.649 --> 01:28:03.329 Yeah. I think, I think tankments run. I think, you know, 1978 01:28:03.369 --> 01:28:05.390 when you look back at the history of DPW, that's 1979 01:28:05.430 --> 01:28:08.029 another thing to be incredibly proud of. Like we took 1980 01:28:08.069 --> 01:28:09.869 him from like the very first show and like we 1981 01:28:09.909 --> 01:28:12.670 worked with him. And I think, I mean, you could, 1982 01:28:12.850 --> 01:28:15.449 I swear to God, I'm not kidding. You could probably, 1983 01:28:15.470 --> 01:28:18.250 you couldn't even fill your hand up with people that 1984 01:28:18.289 --> 01:28:20.920 pinned him in this company over four years. I, you know, 1985 01:28:21.000 --> 01:28:22.579 and now that I'm thinking about it more, you know, 1986 01:28:22.619 --> 01:28:24.460 I'm thinking back to the original stuff we did with 1987 01:28:24.500 --> 01:28:27.619 Drew and Tankman. Oh, super underrated. I think, you know, 1988 01:28:27.659 --> 01:28:29.520 when we look back on the history of this company, 1989 01:28:29.550 --> 01:28:33.149 but like the Drew, the only person that Tankman could 1990 01:28:33.229 --> 01:28:36.069 not be early on was Drew and then paying it 1991 01:28:36.229 --> 01:28:40.829 off with Tankman's world title run, like beginning. with him 1992 01:28:40.970 --> 01:28:44.760 finally beating Drew. And then moving on to beating Colby 1993 01:28:44.779 --> 01:28:46.979 in the same weekend in the cage. What a weekend 1994 01:28:47.020 --> 01:28:49.359 for Tankman. That was so like, I'm just remembering back 1995 01:28:49.399 --> 01:28:51.670 to that now. Yes. That was the same weekend, dude. 1996 01:28:51.689 --> 01:28:52.529 That was so. 1997 01:28:52.890 --> 01:28:53.289 Yes. 1998 01:28:53.350 --> 01:28:53.930 That was amazing. 1999 01:28:54.090 --> 01:28:54.229 Yeah. 2000 01:28:54.250 --> 01:28:57.170 That was so good. Yeah. I, I love Tankman. We fucking, 2001 01:28:57.590 --> 01:29:00.050 that guy is so cool. It was so fun working 2002 01:29:00.069 --> 01:29:01.989 with them. And like, we were so happy that we 2003 01:29:02.029 --> 01:29:04.489 were not only able to work with them, but we 2004 01:29:04.510 --> 01:29:06.770 were able to make something that's like remembered. And I 2005 01:29:06.789 --> 01:29:08.649 think that's, that was, I think that was probably our 2006 01:29:08.670 --> 01:29:11.270 most fun thing was like creating stuff that like, people 2007 01:29:11.310 --> 01:29:13.789 can remember and kind of hook onto. 2008 01:29:14.529 --> 01:29:16.930 Dude, I remember, and I won't name names just, you know, 2009 01:29:16.970 --> 01:29:19.130 for whatever, cause I don't, they still work or whatever, 2010 01:29:19.170 --> 01:29:21.340 but like there was plenty of people that were like, 2011 01:29:21.770 --> 01:29:24.800 Oh wow. Like you have ideas for me for like 2012 01:29:24.840 --> 01:29:27.220 a long time. Oh, you have ideas for our match. Oh, 2013 01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:29.180 what is, what is this fucking place? 2014 01:29:29.500 --> 01:29:29.899 Yeah. 2015 01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:30.300 Right. 2016 01:29:30.359 --> 01:29:33.520 Which was like crazy, you know, because like, right. You know, 2017 01:29:33.560 --> 01:29:35.260 we want to put on the best show we can. 2018 01:29:35.279 --> 01:29:37.899 And I, I think it was super cool that people 2019 01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:39.850 would come in and, you know, especially early on when we, 2020 01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:41.779 you know, we didn't really know what we were doing 2021 01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:43.220 and we were just kind of trying to figure it out, 2022 01:29:43.260 --> 01:29:45.640 you know, and, you know, they were still down to 2023 01:29:46.260 --> 01:29:48.090 meet us in the middle and like figure out things 2024 01:29:48.189 --> 01:29:49.930 and it made, it made it fun. 2025 01:29:49.949 --> 01:29:50.189 Yeah. 2026 01:29:50.210 --> 01:29:52.989 It was cool, man. Like, you know, even lucky, like, 2027 01:29:53.489 --> 01:29:55.210 you know, when we, when I look back at now, 2028 01:29:55.250 --> 01:29:57.409 I'm just fucking opening my mind to like everything. I 2029 01:29:57.409 --> 01:29:59.329 don't want to be here for fucking ever on this shit, 2030 01:29:59.470 --> 01:30:04.300 but man, like lucky's initial run where we did the 2031 01:30:04.319 --> 01:30:06.279 Carolina classic for the first time and he ended up 2032 01:30:06.319 --> 01:30:08.939 winning the and like his run all the way to 2033 01:30:08.949 --> 01:30:12.359 the fucking Malachi match. And then to the Colby match. 2034 01:30:12.619 --> 01:30:12.960 Wow. 2035 01:30:13.180 --> 01:30:15.859 I mean, you couldn't like some of that shit just 2036 01:30:15.880 -->

01:30:18.479 felt like magic. Like it, it's weird. I almost felt 2037 01:30:18.500 --> 01:30:20.119 like we were watching it from the outside in, but 2038 01:30:20.140 --> 01:30:23.300 we were booking everything and doing all the, but like, 2039 01:30:23.739 --> 01:30:25.460 it's so weird to look back at it. You know, 2040 01:30:25.539 --> 01:30:26.880 it's just like crazy. 2041 01:30:27.229 --> 01:30:29.449 You talk about the lucky deal. I mean, how lucky 2042 01:30:29.470 --> 01:30:31.970 is rain ended? Like the fuck it. Jay winning the 2043 01:30:32.010 --> 01:30:35.659 classic immediately challenging lucky. They have a whole other match. 2044 01:30:35.699 --> 01:30:38.060 And then Jay wins the title on like the best 2045 01:30:38.100 --> 01:30:39.720 show ever. Yeah. 2046 01:30:39.920 --> 01:30:43.720 Like unreal Malakai performance that night. And like lucky came 2047 01:30:43.739 --> 01:30:45.779 to play. I mean, like it just is what it is. 2048 01:30:46.060 --> 01:30:47.859 I mean, yeah, I have so much love for those 2049 01:30:47.899 --> 01:30:50.979 two guys and like what they're able to do with us. And, I, 2050 01:30:51.180 --> 01:30:53.920 my proudest moment in DPW is all of it. Like 2051 01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:57.539 just doing the show. My proudest moment is it existing. Right. 2052 01:30:57.560 --> 01:30:57.840 Yeah. 2053 01:30:58.260 --> 01:31:01.439 Right. I, um, I, like we mentioned before, man, we, 2054 01:31:02.039 --> 01:31:03.619 we love everybody we work with. I mean, it was, 2055 01:31:03.760 --> 01:31:06.739 it was, it was a fun time. I have nothing 2056 01:31:06.779 --> 01:31:10.199 but great things to say. I mean, literally I'll never 2057 01:31:10.239 --> 01:31:13.510 forget it. I mean, it's, it's not many things that like, 2058 01:31:13.649 --> 01:31:16.510 I can remember like super vivid details on, but it's 2059 01:31:16.550 --> 01:31:18.930 so funny. I can like, remember all the DPW shit. 2060 01:31:18.949 --> 01:31:19.470 It's just funny. 2061 01:31:19.869 --> 01:31:22.890 Fucking vif and gyv uh i can't we gotta like. 2062 01:31:22.770 --> 01:31:25.189 Go on move on like yeah oh my god don't 2063 01:31:25.210 --> 01:31:27.600 even get me started on the vif stuff the workhorseman 2064 01:31:27.619 --> 01:31:28.520 dude like. 2065 01:31:28.340 --> 01:31:31.180 Shit wow they were oh my god those. 2066 01:31:31.000 --> 01:31:34.340 Dudes yeah yeah for real man oh my god i 2067 01:31:34.380 --> 01:31:37.699 now remember the fucking nicole matthews shit like dude oh 2068 01:31:37.720 --> 01:31:41.250 my god fucking character out and like dude oh man 2069 01:31:41.409 --> 01:31:44.489 how much fun was that our biggest thing at the 2070 01:31:44.510 --> 01:31:47.300 time was like Before we even did the character was like, 2071 01:31:47.380 --> 01:31:49.840 we were just like super excited to work with Nicole Matthews. 2072 01:31:49.859 --> 01:31:51.340 We thought that was like super dope. 2073 01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:51.979

Yes. 2074 01:31:52.000 --> 01:31:53.699 You know, getting her on the show is one thing, 2075 01:31:54.359 --> 01:31:56.960 but she's such a workhorse. Like she had, I mean, 2076 01:31:57.010 --> 01:31:59.729 she might've had the worst flights of all time. Like, 2077 01:32:00.210 --> 01:32:02.250 you know, like there's so many times where like her 2078 01:32:02.329 --> 01:32:04.949 flights would fuck up or whatever the case. And like, 2079 01:32:05.029 --> 01:32:08.939 she never, I mean, like, I mean, I can't say 2080 01:32:09.000 --> 01:32:11.340 enough about her. Like she's, it was just amazing. 2081 01:32:11.439 --> 01:32:15.699 Yeah. There's too much. There's too much. Yeah. Yeah. We'll 2082 01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:18.199 be here all day. It was our baby. Yeah, right. 2083 01:32:18.279 --> 01:32:18.699 Yeah. 2084 01:32:18.979 --> 01:32:20.520 You're asking me to pick a favorite kid. I can't 2085 01:32:20.560 --> 01:32:20.800 do it. 2086 01:32:21.119 --> 01:32:21.479 Yeah. 2087 01:32:21.760 --> 01:32:22.149 All of it. 2088 01:32:22.159 --> 01:32:25.359 I think our proudest moment is it just existing in general. 2089 01:32:25.420 --> 01:32:29.300 Yeah. It happened. Well, thank you for all your questions, everybody. 2090 01:32:29.420 --> 01:32:33.680 That is it for the Q & A. And now 2091 01:32:33.720 --> 01:32:36.920 it's time for the main event. 2092 01:32:37.180 --> 01:32:50.170 Let's read some fucking names. Please. All right, now it's 2093 01:32:50.250 --> 01:32:52.750 time to read some fucking names. 2094 01:32:52.869 --> 01:32:57.810 Yes, fucking finally. Holy shit, man. Like, fuck all the 2095 01:32:57.850 --> 01:33:00.270 other shit on this show. Let's get to the damn names. 2096 01:33:00.909 --> 01:33:05.470 Starting in the $ 5 tier, A.A. Ron Rogers and RVD 2097 01:33:05.590 --> 01:33:07.220 harassing Stone Cold. 2098 01:33:07.609 --> 01:33:09.359 That happened? Or did we make that joke? 2099 01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:11.140 Wrong podcast, man. 2100 01:33:11.159 --> 01:33:13.300 Yeah, which fucking show you think this is? 2101 01:33:13.850 --> 01:33:15.090 Craig Wilson. 2102 01:33:15.430 --> 01:33:16.569 Yo, it's me. 2103 01:33:16.689 --> 01:33:18.350 It's me. It's B row. 2104 01:33:18.710 --> 01:33:19.090 Yeah. 2105 01:33:19.529 --> 01:33:29.010 Tyler, Eli, John Torres, Wyatt, Leonard, Flynn zone. Jaden is dumb. 2106 01:33:29.430 --> 01:33:31.310 No, come on. His last name is, is dumb. 2107 01:33:31.340 --> 01:33:34.359 Just read it as it's written. 2108 01:33:34.739 --> 01:33:35.239 Come on. 2109 01:33:35.300 --> 01:33:40.800 No, you're not freaky ass. Johnson. He, a 69 car. 2110 01:33:40.819 --> 01:33:41.159 Yeah. 2111 01:33:45.020 --> 01:33:49.770 Carol Diamond Jr. Big Show's Big Bean Burrito. 2112 01:33:49.789 --> 01:33:49.859 Ooh. 2113 01:33:50.930 --> 01:33:52.270 Raphael Jara. 2114 01:33:52.489 --> 01:33:52.789 Yo. 2115 01:33:53.310 --> 01:33:57.609 LA Knights East Coast rival NY Day. You're. 2116 01:33:57.630 --> 01:34:01.640 Oh, my God. You're. Wow. I haven't fucking heard somebody 2117 01:34:01.649 --> 01:34:04.180 do that in so long. Good God. 2118 01:34:04.539 --> 01:34:10.359 Bob KDJA. Yeah. Jansen fucked. 2119 01:34:10.760 --> 01:34:13.939 Yeah. Come on. It is. Fucked. 2120 01:34:14.460 --> 01:34:16.079 Jansen fucked. 2121 01:34:16.800 --> 01:34:18.789 Thank you. There you go. Put some fucking oomph on it. 2122 01:34:18.779 --> 01:34:23.539 $ 10 tier. Baron Corpse. Colton 45. 2123 01:34:23.539 --> 01:34:23.920 Yo. 2124 01:34:24.399 --> 01:34:29.510 Meme Man Bean Man. Yeah. Holy fucking shit. 2125 01:34:30.159 --> 01:34:30.729 Yeah. 2126 01:34:31.149 --> 01:34:31.789 Brandon. 2127 01:34:32.050 --> 01:34:32.810 Brandon. 2128 01:34:32.989 --> 01:34:36.449 Fancy Brown Man. Gwyn, sandwich artificer. 2129 01:34:36.949 --> 01:34:39.350 Yeah, we got locked in. I don't know what that means. 2130 01:34:39.399 --> 01:34:39.949 What does that mean? 2131 01:34:39.979 --> 01:34:43.960 I don't know. Johnny, it's your mom. What they say 2132 01:34:43.979 --> 01:34:46.039 about you on this Facebook group of yours isn't true. 2133 01:34:46.300 --> 01:34:48.399 You haven't smelled since you were 29. 2134 01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.159 We have a Facebook group? What Facebook group? 2135 01:34:51.520 --> 01:34:52.319 Hey, Johnny's mom. 2136 01:34:52.500 --> 01:34:54.420 My mom spells my name J-A-W-N-N-Y. 2137 01:34:57.479 --> 01:34:59.180 I always find it funny that people like find it 2138 01:34:59.199 --> 01:35:00.239 weird that I call you John. 2139 01:35:00.729 --> 01:35:02.819 Oh, dude. A lot of people think that's fucking weird. 2140 01:35:02.850 --> 01:35:06.590 Like if I introduce myself to Deb's friends as John, 2141 01:35:06.689 --> 01:35:09.229 she like gets tilted. She's like, you're not John. What's 2142 01:35:09.270 --> 01:35:09.770 going on here? 2143 01:35:10.350 --> 01:35:11.550 That's a grown ass man's name. 2144 01:35:11.590 --> 01:35:13.310 All right. Yeah. Come on, man. I'm John. I don't 2145 01:35:13.390 --> 01:35:15.890 introduce myself to people as Johnny unless you already know 2146 01:35:15.909 --> 01:35:17.489 me as Johnny from like this shit. 2147 01:35:17.890 --> 01:35:20.310 He's 33 years young for a couple more weeks. 2148 01:35:20.649 --> 01:35:22.470 Yeah. And then I got a whole month of fucking 2149 01:35:22.529 --> 01:35:23.109 is celebrating 34. 2150 01:35:23.109 --> 01:35:26.829 I don't know where this guy gets this idea from. 2151 01:35:27.670 --> 01:35:31.350 You better have some plans. I'm going to have Pedro 2152 01:35:31.369 --> 01:35:33.649 put a birthday hat and some balloons on my picture 2153 01:35:33.810 --> 01:35:34.500 all November. 2154 01:35:35.140 --> 01:35:36.460 Hey, whatever you want, man. I'm going to tell him 2155 01:35:36.479 --> 01:35:37.880 to put a piece of shit on there with stinky 2156 01:35:37.899 --> 01:35:38.659 little lines. 2157 01:35:39.960 --> 01:35:42.640 Okay, that could be for you, though. That could be 2158

01:35:42.659 --> 01:35:43.460 for you, though. 2159 01:35:43.539 --> 01:35:46.689 No, I don't think so, pal. Luis Jasso. 2160 01:35:47.050 --> 01:35:47.430 Yo. 2161 01:35:47.890 --> 01:35:51.029 Hunting for magic. It's time to chase. 2162 01:35:51.189 --> 01:35:51.970 No, come on. 2163 01:35:52.010 --> 01:35:53.569 Wizards, son. 2164 01:35:54.310 --> 01:35:57.850 No, come on. Knock it off. I'm 33 years old. 2165 01:35:57.869 --> 01:35:58.939 Knock it off. 2166 01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:02.319 Well, you're 33 only for now, so it's. 2167 01:36:02.300 --> 01:36:05.039 All right, buddy. Time comes for us all. 2168 01:36:05.699 --> 01:36:12.390 Tamir Lewis, false messiah. Oh. Clousey man, Van Honkington, be 2169 01:36:12.470 --> 01:36:22.109 jerking my circus peanuts. Clousey. Wow. 2170 01:36:22.609 --> 01:36:24.479 You like try to turn this into a real person. 2171 01:36:24.500 --> 01:36:25.300 I appreciate that. 2172 01:36:25.800 --> 01:36:30.699 Miko. It's Elboy. Team Janner. Seth Wilson. 2173 01:36:31.039 --> 01:36:31.319 Yo. 2174 01:36:31.439 --> 01:36:35.060 Hitting Johnny with the top rope women's slap too with theatrics. 2175 01:36:37.050 --> 01:36:39.069 That's what Johnny fucking Mundo just did. 2176 01:36:39.510 --> 01:36:41.930 Julian Singh. Lloyd Kabuka. 2177 01:36:42.050 --> 01:36:42.350 Yo. 2178 01:36:42.489 --> 01:36:43.770 Ringo Starr from the Beatles. 2179 01:36:44.090 --> 01:36:46.489 There he is. He's a good drummer. Fuck you guys. 2180 01:36:47.050 --> 01:36:49.590 Alice. JB John Blood. 2181 01:36:49.930 --> 01:36:50.449 Whoa. 2182 01:36:50.770 --> 01:36:53.590 My dick is still stuck up my ass after that 450. No. 2183 01:36:55.229 --> 01:36:57.590 Okay, buddy. Like congrats on the huge cock. 2184 01:36:58.170 --> 01:37:02.329 Onyx respecter. Kirby Mac was literally in special K. How 2185 01:37:02.369 --> 01:37:05.729 the fuck does he only have one ROH match? Slim 2186 01:37:05.800 --> 01:37:11.340 faded 23. Nikki. Hey, club rock. Be like, my name's Billy. 2187 01:37:11.760 --> 01:37:13.359 And I was a good idea in theory. 2188 01:37:14.279 --> 01:37:16.300 Lobo was not in the hate club. You got this 2189 01:37:16.359 --> 01:37:18.119 all fucked up. Do this over next week. 2190 01:37:19.529 --> 01:37:20.960 You have one more shot. 2191 01:37:21.180 --> 01:37:22.760 You fuck this up again and ooh. 2192 01:37:23.000 --> 01:37:23.640 Oh, my. 2193 01:37:27.939 --> 01:37:30.640 Lobo had Lobo's army. Come on. Kane. 2194 01:37:31.180 --> 01:37:39.890 Kane? Jesus. Wow. John Torres. Cedar Beecroft. 2195 01:37:40.010 --> 01:37:41.930 There he is again. 2196 01:37:41.949 --> 01:37:42.029 Like. 2197 01:37:43.350 --> 01:37:44.449 There he is again. 2198 01:37:44.970 --> 01:37:52.250 Smart Mark 1523. Yeah, numbers. Rink Cocock. Yeah. Yeah. Nick Smith. 2199 01:37:52.789 --> 01:37:54.689 Blown Load Steve Austin. 2200 01:37:54.960 --> 01:37:57.180 Yeah. That sucks. I just got an autograph from him 2201 01:37:57.199 --> 01:37:58.859 at Walmart. What? 2202 01:37:59.380 --> 01:37:59.539 Huh? 2203 01:37:59.600 --> 01:38:01.300 Well, yeah, that's what he said. What? 2204 01:38:01.800 --> 01:38:03.859 Cement. That's concrete. 2205 01:38:06.020 --> 01:38:06.619 Joseph. 2206 01:38:07.060 --> 01:38:08.810 PK. Have it your way. 2207 01:38:09.050 --> 01:38:10.050 What, the Perger King? 2208 01:38:10.369 --> 01:38:14.649 Kidney Stone Steve Brother. I read that wrong. 2209 01:38:15.390 --> 01:38:17.960 I like what you did instead. What did I say? 2210 01:38:18.300 --> 01:38:19.960 Commas don't mean shit. You read it like it was 2211 01:38:20.020 --> 01:38:25.119 a stone cold nickname. And his name was Steve Brother. 2212 01:38:26.569 --> 01:38:28.250 However they tell you how to read is the wrong 2213 01:38:28.310 --> 01:38:30.579 way to do it. You know, we have fun over here. 2214 01:38:31.199 --> 01:38:33.600 Yeah, I mean, like, congrats on whatever that was. 2215 01:38:34.279 --> 01:38:40.550 Baxio870. Yeah. Fuck the Panthers. Fuck the Birds. Let's go Jags. 2216 01:38:41.189 --> 01:38:42.189 Like, are you. 2217 01:38:42.869 --> 01:38:46.770 Go Braves. Fuck the Phils. Fuck the Mets. Fuck the Dodgers. 2218 01:38:47.109 --> 01:38:50.880 Chop on. Yeah. That's a list of losers right there. 2219 01:38:51.479 --> 01:38:52.359 After the first name? 2220 01:38:52.880 --> 01:38:53.460 All of them. 2221 01:38:54.140 --> 01:38:57.319 Oak Tree. General 108. 2222 01:38:57.319 --> 01:38:59.119 Zimmy. Yo. Hey, guys. 2223 01:38:59.319 --> 01:39:01.300 Love the pod. Please come back, Jillian. 2224 01:39:01.960 --> 01:39:04.920 Aw, come on, Jillian. This is a good guy right here, 2225 01:39:05.060 --> 01:39:06.020 unless he's not. 2226 01:39:06.420 --> 01:39:09.680 Candy Apple Man Jack MCC. Yeah. 2227 01:39:09.760 --> 01:39:10.300 Yeah. 2228 01:39:10.760 --> 01:39:19.300 Ryan Smith. Ass. A-S-O-N-3. Yeah. Yeah. Slug. Danny Forstan. 2229 01:39:19.539 --> 01:39:19.899 Yo. 2230 01:39:20.420 --> 01:39:23.479 Not Bogan. Julian. Nathan Cookie. 2231 01:39:24.460 --> 01:39:24.979 Dr. 2232 01:39:25.100 --> 01:39:30.399 Cannabuds. Maya, will you play stage tour with me? Love, Cody. 2233 01:39:30.430 --> 01:39:31.390 Aw. 2234 01:39:31.430 --> 01:39:32.229 Oh, I didn't mean to write love. 2235 01:39:32.310 --> 01:39:32.989 Oh, no, no, no. 2236 01:39:33.010 --> 01:39:36.109 I said clickbait. That's what did you like in the movie. Maya, 2237 01:39:36.130 --> 01:39:37.369 you like that movie too, don't you? 2238 01:39:38.189 --> 01:39:39.010 Aw, come on, Maya. 2239 01:39:39.029 --> 01:39:40.670 What's a few raindrops between friends? 2240 01:39:41.170 --> 01:39:41.659 Lock in. 2241 01:39:42.310 --> 01:39:43.489 Serge Zim. 2242 01:39:43.970 --> 01:39:44.409 Yeah. 2243 01:39:44.789 --> 01:39:45.909 Mateo Pepe. 2244 01:39:45.930 --> 01:39:46.909 Mateo Pepe. 2245 01:39:47.350 --> 01:39:55.310 Noah Flores. For every real one. Hugh Jazz. Johnny smells 2246 01:39:55.369 --> 01:39:56.569 like rank foot. 2247 01:39:57.029 --> 01:40:00.369

That's not true. Everyone that's ever fucking smelled me says 2248 01:40:00.409 --> 01:40:01.010 that's not true. 2249 01:40:01.210 --> 01:40:03.640 They say that specifically too. You don't smell like rank foot. 2250 01:40:04.180 --> 01:40:06.279 Which is fucking like super complimentary. That's why this guy's 2251 01:40:06.300 --> 01:40:07.300 just trying to be an asshole. 2252 01:40:07.760 --> 01:40:08.539 Little Pathetic. 2253 01:40:09.039 --> 01:40:09.140 Aw. 2254 01:40:09.260 --> 01:40:14.670 Brody Steen. When James hits the gong, I go woo, woo, woo. 2255 01:40:15.329 --> 01:40:15.909 What gong? 2256 01:40:16.449 --> 01:40:20.329 Nikita Laveau. Yo. Shohei Otunga. 2257 01:40:20.789 --> 01:40:21.899 Ha ha ha ha ha. 2258 01:40:23.199 --> 01:40:28.210 That's who showed up in the playoffs. Oh, shit. 2259 01:40:28.750 --> 01:40:31.590 Gotta bitch! Fuck you! Hello. Yo. 2260 01:40:31.630 --> 01:40:31.890 Oh. Game. 2261 01:40:32.390 --> 01:40:32.970 Oh, my God. Yeah. 2262 01:40:32.989 --> 01:40:33.569 Deez what? 2263 01:40:33.609 --> 01:40:34.390 Deez what? 2264 01:40:53.449 --> 01:40:56.829 Action Boomba. Action Boomba? Action Boomba. 2265 01:40:56.869 --> 01:41:00.789 Holy fuck. So it gets finished. Ozzy. 2266 01:41:00.789 --> 01:41:05.090 $ 15 tier. Austin FRFX. Yeah. 2267 01:41:05.130 --> 01:41:05.569 Yeah. 2268 01:41:05.939 --> 01:41:08.079 Simon Gotch buries Enzo Amore. 2269 01:41:08.340 --> 01:41:10.920 I got recommended that the other day. Like, that still happens. 2270 01:41:11.199 --> 01:41:19.880 Da Appalachian Grabber. Hey, Johnny, come to Appalachia. Matthew Campbell. Hello. 2271 01:41:20.300 --> 01:41:22.399 Joey Wrestling 86. Yo. 2272 01:41:22.659 --> 01:41:24.000 River. A whole river. 2273 01:41:24.520 --> 01:41:30.619 Big coochie. Johnny needs to see Raw hosted by Matt Gruber. 2274 01:41:30.899 --> 01:41:33.550 I haven't even seen Matt Gruber. Also, I have seen 2275 01:41:33.560 --> 01:41:35.170 that episode, just so you know. I watched it in 2276 01:41:35.210 --> 01:41:35.670 real time. 2277 01:41:35.850 --> 01:41:37.489 You should watch an ass as it's shitting. 2278 01:41:39.130 --> 01:41:41.250 That's like the equivalent of watching with Gruber to me. 2279 01:41:44.630 --> 01:41:46.210 B-C-S. 2280 01:41:47.229 --> 01:41:47.850 Yeah. 2281 01:41:47.850 --> 01:41:50.630 $ 120 annual, John McIntyre. 2282 01:41:50.789 --> 01:41:52.829 Let's go, fucking annuals. Are you kidding me? 2283 01:41:53.229 --> 01:41:55.100 Two guys, one account. 2284 01:41:55.359 --> 01:41:57.199 All right, hold on. Now you've gone too fucking far. 2285 01:41:57.720 --> 01:41:59.560 Stephen Fleischman. 2286 01:41:59.579 --> 01:42:01.319 Yo, let's go. 2287 01:42:01.340 --> 01:42:12.039 And Hulk. New Patreon champion. The rain has ended. $ 100. 2288 01:42:11.939 --> 01:42:12.760 69 cents. Trey. 2289 01:42:18.050 --> 01:42:25.279 Shumba Casino can eat my entire asshole Townsend. Yay! 2290 01:42:25.340 --> 01:42:26.359 Townsend. 2291 01:42:26.420 --> 01:42:27.260 Woo-hoo! 2292 01:42:27.439 --> 01:42:31.800 We don't pick any of that shit, guys. I'm sorry. 2293 01:42:32.359 --> 01:42:37.140 But you picked us, and you are, wow, $ 100. 69. Fucking 2294 01:42:37.199 --> 01:42:40.720 round of a goddamn applause. Holy shit. 2295 01:42:41.229 --> 01:42:41.560 Yes. 2296 01:42:42.149 --> 01:42:44.750 New champ. A lot of new names. Thank you all 2297 01:42:45.029 --> 01:42:49.140 for joining the Patreon. Well, that is it for the 2298 01:42:49.180 --> 01:42:52.319 main event, and that is it for our show. Make 2299 01:42:52.340 --> 01:42:55.340 sure to check us out on Patreon, patreon.com slash deadlockpw. 2300 01:42:55.560 --> 01:42:58.380 We've got so much over there. The entire archive is 2301 01:42:58.640 --> 01:43:03.619 absolutely insane. DPWondemand.com still works, and all the apps still work. 2302 01:43:03.640 --> 01:43:08.539 You should check those out, too. Check out the DPW Archive, baby. 2303 01:43:09.199 --> 01:43:13.939 And we'll be back for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.