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--> 00:04:10.000 Is your car clean enough to do that on a regular basis? 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:15.520 I cleaned the Okay that answers the same, same, interesting. 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:23.759 Um but she said that as she was getting out of the car, her blouse that she was wearing pops open. 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:26.480 Um and she starts creeping. 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:27.839 All the way open? 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:30.399 I or just exposed a little cleavage. 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:33.519 They also shared this with Gabriella, so Gabriela could be a little bit more. 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:40.399 I think it was she's a very modest person, so I think it was probably cleavage, but probably more than what she would feel comfortable sharing. 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:43.360 Because her husband and her daughter were also in the car. 00:04:43.519 --> 00:04:44.399 Oh, okay, got it. 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:44.800 Okay. 00:04:45.120 --> 00:05:01.439 Yeah, but um, she shared this story with me, and then it immediately took me back um to again one of my faux pas where a few years ago I was applying for a job, and uh we haven't even got to the good part yet, Amy. 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:03.839 I'm just I'm just imagining. 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:06.000 Um, and it was interview day. 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:13.680 And so where we work, when you interview for a position, they give you the questions ahead of time, about 15 minutes ahead of time. 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:16.319 You have that time to read it over, whatever. 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:22.160 Um I have to use the restroom because I knew I was gonna be nervous and had to pee. 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:26.959 And so I went and used the restroom, my zipper breaks in the restroom. 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:36.800 I realized I can't zip it back up, and so and I'm wearing like a blouse that's not very long, like you could clearly see my crotch. 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:51.040 And and it was like probably the pants were a little too tight on me, so it wasn't loose pants where it looked closed, even if it was unzipped, like you could clearly see that it was it was wide open. 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:51.839 Yeah. 00:05:52.079 --> 00:06:01.759 Um, so I prepped myself, I would take some notes on a notepad, I walk into the room, cover my crotch with my notepad. 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:02.879 Excellent. 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:12.639 Um, and then because I am me, uh, and it was a room full of because this was kind of I guess a promotion within the same place. 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:17.279 So the people that were interviewing me were people I knew and saw every day. 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:28.160 So I walked in and I went, so um, just want to let you all know that I've had a bit of a uh wardrobe malfunction. 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:33.519 Um my zipper broke and my fly is wide open. 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:35.920 If you see me covering my crotch with my notepad. 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:37.759 Did you use the word crotch? 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:40.000 I'm pretty sure that I did weird. 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:41.279 Oh good lord. 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:45.759 I was like, if you see me covering my crotch with my notepad, please don't get weirded out. 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:48.240 It's because of my wardrobe malfunction. 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:56.959 I am sorry, but I will sit down and I I didn't talk about it for the rest of the interview, but I still think about it sometimes. 00:06:57.199 --> 00:07:01.040 Did you remember to cover when you stood up to leave? 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:02.879 You don't know. 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:03.920 I don't know. 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:11.120 She's like, I have no recollection of any of the rest of the interview after I said the word crotch to my interview panel. 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:14.800 All that to say, I didn't get the job. 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:16.079 Oh no. 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:18.639 They should have at least given you pity points for that. 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:19.759 I agree. 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:21.519 And like admitting it, right? 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:22.720 Like, yeah. 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:23.600 Yeah. 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:28.079 Speaking of buttons, so this reminds me, reminds me, reminds us me. 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:44.079 It reminds us me of uh I was sitting on an interview panel once and uh this gal comes in and she is she did not work for the state, and she has forever gained a nickname. 00:07:44.240 --> 00:08:03.680 This was probably 16, 17 years ago, but she had so many buttons unbuttoned on her button-down shirt that I mean it was it was like she was going out to dinner at not a fancy restaurant in some place like that. 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:08.480 And um, but not to a place of employment where you're interviewing. 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:13.759 And um, yeah, we now call her uh Tracy Three Buttons. 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:24.240 So um, because I think it was three buttons, but I mean it was I mean, you know, women's clothing, three buttons is right, that's a lot of that's a lot of cleavage to show at a state interview. 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:25.600 I just want to point that out. 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:27.519 I accidentally do that sometimes. 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:30.319 Oh, this is too much to share, maybe, but I'm gonna do it anyways. 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.519 Quotes I'm I'm using I I'm using air quotes here. 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.919 She accidentally does that sometimes, guys. 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:41.600 So sometimes when I am like getting dressed for work, I'm in a rush. 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:52.960 So then I have button-up shirts that I hang up with most of the buttons buttoned, but I have enough buttons unbuttoned so that I could just like throw it on over my head. 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.320 And sometimes I forget to button those buttons up. 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:57.600 I go into it. 00:08:57.759 --> 00:08:59.600 So you don't take a final look at yourself in the mirror. 00:09:00.240 -->

00:09:03.360 No, I go, oh my god, I'm late, I gotta get the hell out of here. 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:08.159 That's awesome. 00:09:08.399 --> 00:09:10.240 Um if I see you, I would let you know. 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:16.639 Well, I was gonna say, if anyone, if you're listening to this and you see me with one too many buttons buttoned down, please let me know. 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:18.879 She will not be offended, she will thank you. 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:21.360 I might call you Tracy Three Buttons. 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:22.879 Can I? 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:26.799 It's a new nickname. 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:28.000 The rebutton Lena. 00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:29.600 Lena three buttons. 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:32.080 Three button Lena. 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:36.960 Well, or or we could, I mean, I don't know, okay. 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:37.360 Yeah. 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.840 I'm not a fan of the word crotch, but some of it might have to be put in there too. 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:44.000 Yeah. 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:48.559 That kind of reminds me of a story about um, I have a story. 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:50.639 So I went to You have a story. 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:51.279 I have a story. 00:09:51.679 --> 00:09:54.080 I know but it doesn't it doesn't involve me. 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:54.879 What? 00:09:55.120 --> 00:09:55.759 I know. 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:58.000 I know does it involve a witch? 00:09:58.320 --> 00:09:59.600 No, it doesn't. 00:09:59.759 --> 00:10:03.519 Um it involves like boot tape. 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:04.159 Oh. 00:10:04.799 --> 00:10:15.600 So I went on a trip to um Memphis with some friends, and it was a disco bar and the floor lit up. 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:17.200 It was great, a lot of fun. 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:19.440 Highly recommend if you ever get to go there to go. 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:28.240 Um and the girls that I went with had both had fashion faux pas or mishaps. 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:30.799 Wardrobe malfunction, yeah. 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:35.840 So so one was wearing a um a shirt. 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:43.279 I can't even like, but she had some boob tape with it, so the girls were held in place, but we were out dancing and that boob tape. 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:52.480 Yeah, that boob tape was not okay, and so she had to go to the restroom and like take care of business so that like she wasn't exposed everywhere. 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:53.759 Well, we're talking boob tape. 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:56.399 I need clarification because boob tape I'm gonna have to tell you. 00:10:56.480 --> 00:11:01.200 I mean, I'm you probably could have guessed, is something I've never used since I said I do not use that. 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:03.440 Are we talking about like in lieu of a bra? 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:04.320 Correct. 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:05.679 Yes, okay. 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:06.240 Okay. 00:11:06.559 --> 00:11:10.000 I was the other one I was thinking was like, you know, when you have the tape on your like a

double stick, sorry. 00:11:10.159 --> 00:11:13.759 Right, a double stick so that your you know your clothes doesn't come open. 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:14.240 Okay. 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:17.200 No, we're talking like in lieu of a bra to sort of hold them up, guys. 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:17.840 Okay, yeah. 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:20.240 So I'm sure our male listeners need to know that too. 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:21.840 So you are welcome, guys. 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:23.679 Public service announcement number two. 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:24.080 Yeah. 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:25.600 Informational podcast. 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:26.080 I told them. 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:29.039 Everybody knows what boob tape is, okay. 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:36.639 Um and there was like uh the other person had an issue with their um thong, and so Oh wait, they didn't use boob tape on the thong. 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:46.799 No, they didn't know it's completely different, and I'm not really sure what happened or why there was an issue with that, but like she had to use the restroom and then remove the the thong as well. 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:52.240 So um that night I was the only one that was like not having an issue just cutting it up on the dance floor. 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:57.039 So you weren't having an issue, but this is is this the same trip where you were still in the boot? 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:57.840 No, no, no. 00:11:58.000 --> 00:11:58.559 Oh, different trip. 00:11:58.960 --> 00:11:59.600 No, yeah, no, okay. 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:03.360 I was gonna say you were having issues of your own if you were no. 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:06.720 I mean, there's not much a whole lot of dancing I can do in a boat. 00:12:06.799 --> 00:12:13.440 So I mean Oh, you you did last last week last time we heard about your dancing with vanilla ice on stage in a boot. 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:16.799 So yeah, but again, it's not a whole lot that you can really do. 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:18.799 I didn't realize how much you use your feet. 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:22.480 Like I sometimes think like you can chair dance, but if you're standing, it looks really weird. 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:23.440 So anyway. 00:12:23.759 --> 00:12:24.480 That's how I dance. 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:25.600 With or without a boot. 00:12:25.759 --> 00:12:27.039 That's not how you dance. 00:12:27.279 --> 00:12:28.960 Don't let her fool you people. 00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:30.240 She's got rhythm. 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:31.600 She's not. 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:34.720 Oh my goodness. 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:38.159 No other fashion faux pas you want to share with us? 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:40.159 I mean, I have one for myself. 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:47.600 It was I was super young, went to an interview um, and was trying to be lipsticked and perfect. 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:48.960 So I put my lipstick on. 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:58.720 Went to the interview, um ended the interview, went to my car and realized I had lipstick

on the side of my teeth. 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:01.840 So did that whole interview with well, but they did offer me the job. 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:03.360 I was gonna say, did you get the job? 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:04.799 I'm like Lena, who did not. 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:05.759 I did get the job. 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:07.440 You also didn't say crotch in your interview. 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:09.360 No, I did not say crotch in my interview. 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:09.840 No. 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:11.600 You think that was what did it? 00:13:12.799 --> 00:13:15.919 Possibly now that I okay, so I'm thinking back to this. 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:17.360 This is several years ago. 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:21.279 We did have somebody from HR on Zoom during that interview. 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:25.440 I mean, which I I knew she's I don't think it really had to be the same. 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:27.120 English is your third language. 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:27.360 True. 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:27.759 Right. 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:29.279 I mean, she could have just used that, yeah. 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:31.039 Yeah. 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:35.759 Um I have something, one more to share. 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:40.000 She when she says things like that, she sounds like she's about to like make a confession. 00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:42.240 I well, I feel like I'm making a confession. 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:43.919 I have one more thing. 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:45.600 I need to share. 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:47.360 Forgive me. 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:49.039 Forgive me, Gabriela. 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:50.000 I have sinned. 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:51.759 I have popon. 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:52.960 I have popon. 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:54.720 No, this one isn't mine. 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:56.480 Okay, this is not hers. 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:57.200 It's my mom. 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:58.639 Sorry, mom. 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:00.399 Um does mom listen? 00:14:00.559 --> 00:14:00.720 No. 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:01.039 Okay. 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:13.200 She doesn't speak very good English anyway, so um, so she likes to wear, so my family lives in Hawaii, so a lot of shorts are worn. 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.799 Um I couldn't figure out how to say that. 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:18.480 They wear a lot of shorts. 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:24.720 Uh, my mom used to wear a lot of like flowy shorts, flowy, comfortable shorts. 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:25.919 Love them. 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:36.480 I guess she once went to went shopping with my dad, and as she was walking around, my dad was like, Why can I see your underwear? 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:39.919 Why am I seeing your underwear? 00:14:40.240 --> 00:14:44.960 And so she freaks out, and she's like a very modest person. 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:53.360 So she runs to the bathroom and realizes her pants are split right down the center of the butt crack, like at that seam. 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:57.759 And you could totally, when you're walking, just see her straight through it. 00:14:57.840 --> 00:15:00.799 Thank God they were shopping, so they just bought her another pair of pants. 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:09.360 And so every time I go back and she's wearing like flowy pants shorts now, she tells me she goes, I never wear these out of the house now. 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:12.320 I only wear jean shorts outside. 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:14.960 That's too bad because they're comfortable. 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:15.519 I know. 00:15:16.000 --> 00:15:19.759 She just needs to check the seam before she before she leaves. 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:24.720 All that to say, um, the apple doesn't far fall very far from the tree. 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:29.200 I had to get it from somewhere, someone, and apparently it's my mother. 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:33.440 Well, I went to Poly Lookout and it's very windy up there. 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:42.159 And I was wearing a flowy, it wasn't a dress, but it was very, it might have it might have looked like a dress, and it probably, but it wasn't. 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:42.879 They were shorts. 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:50.159 But I went up there and it went floop up and I was like, oh no, no, like I wanted to get out of there so fast, so fast. 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:54.320 But okay, I have one now that you mentioned that. 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:57.440 I was 13, so I'm just gonna have to, I'm gonna preface that. 00:15:57.600 --> 00:15:59.519 But and I mean he's not perfect. 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:02.639 Far from it, far from it, prox. 00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:05.440 But um I was 13. 00:16:05.519 --> 00:16:08.159 We were on a family trip to the Midwest. 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:13.120 We flew to I don't know, one of those states, Minnesota, and then drove all around the Midwest visiting family. 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:14.000 Great vacation. 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:16.720 I think it was like three weeks for a teenager with her family. 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:18.159 I mean, it was just fabulous. 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:20.159 Much would have rather would have been to Disneyland. 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:23.279 But um, I was wearing what I mean. 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:25.759 I thought I had a lot of style back then, guys. 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:31.840 Like, I was wearing this white, flowy skirt that had like this big, thick, elastic. 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:42.559 Oh, that was very yes, it was like the big black, and then the top was also kind of like an A-frame sleeveless, and like one side was white, and the other side of the top was like black and white checkered. 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:44.799 It was just like I was really cool, okay? 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:46.080 Very late 80s. 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:49.120 Yes, very yes, because it was probably 1988-ish. 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:55.440 Um, so we went on this stern wheeler boat down the Mississippi River. 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:55.919 Oh. 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:59.759 Uh, I didn't realize it was gonna be windy.

00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:00.960 Oh no. 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:03.200 I didn't know the whole trip. 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:12.720 I'm like, I could do nothing other than stand there holding my skirt down the entire trip because here I am with all these older relatives. 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:15.680 There was a cousin that I'd met for the first time on this trip. 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:17.359 She was like my third cousin or something. 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:19.279 She was maybe a couple years older than me. 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:33.680 But I was mortified, and I came from a very modest family, and it was not okay to be flashing your relatives, your relatives, or anybody else on that storm wheeler boat. 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.759 So yeah, maybe that started my um simple outfits. 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:39.359 My simple outfits, you know? 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:41.359 I don't wear skirts a lot. 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:49.759 Yeah, I mean To be fair, my outfit was as simple as they I was wearing just wax, works lax. 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:50.720 There was nothing. 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:53.759 I don't know how much better it had been. 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:55.920 How did that zipper break? 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:56.720 I don't know. 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:58.160 Blame old navy. 00:17:58.640 --> 00:17:59.359 Oh, there you go. 00:17:59.440 --> 00:17:59.920 That's what it was. 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:01.680 Yeah, that's exactly what it was. 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:04.400 I turned around and bought the exact same pair of pants. 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:09.519 Like when you find it, you keep it. 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:11.039 I still wear them to this day. 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:12.480 Not the broken ones. 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:14.079 Not the broken ones. 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:15.920 She keeps those just in case. 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:19.599 She just lets people know her crotch is out. 00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:21.119 Excuse me, please. 00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:22.240 My crotch is out. 00:18:23.839 --> 00:18:24.799 Just don't look okay. 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:26.400 I'll keep this pot of paper right here. 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:27.680 Don't be offended. 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:29.039 My crotch is out. 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:34.319 Oh Lena. 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:35.839 Three button, Lena. 00:18:40.240 --> 00:18:41.519 Oh goodness. 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:53.119 Well, um, the other thing we wanted to talk about tonight was uh, do you guys use Chat GPT often? 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:54.559 Lena, how about you? 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:56.240 Not ever. 00:18:56.799 --> 00:19:01.759 I do remember you saying like the first time you used it was like when we were sitting here and we were looking stuff up. 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:10.960 Yeah, because you guys were using it and I felt like maybe I should try it, and I tried it and I'm satisfied. 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:12.160 You're satisfied? 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:14.400 She's satisfied. 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:16.559 It was I'm not sure what that means. 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:23.119 I I just I don't have any desire to like because like my mom will use it all the time. 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:27.759 If I ask her a question and she doesn't know, she'll go, oh, I'll just ask Chat GPT. 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:36.000 And I just I'm okay with asking Google, but I think AI just scares me a little bit. 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:36.720 Fair. 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:37.519 That's fair. 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:37.839 Yeah. 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:48.799 So then when I go and type something into Google, because nowadays when you ask something in the Google chat, it gives you the AI, it gives you the AI, so I skip over the AI and I look for the sources. 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:50.160 I think you can't turn that off. 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:51.119 Yeah, you can you can't. 00:19:51.279 --> 00:20:00.559 Well, I heard that if you like I don't know, um put your question in and then write like a curse word at the end, AI doesn't come up. 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:03.519 Oh yeah, interesting. 00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:19.519 But I will say that when you do that, and it comes up with the AR responses, not the curse part, but the regular, it cites sources after each uh I have since stopped using Chat GPT and use Google Gemini just because it comes with my Google uh subscription. 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:23.839 But um Gabriella, you use it. 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:29.599 I use it a lot for home improvement now that I'm I don't do all these things, house projects myself that I hate doing. 00:20:29.759 --> 00:20:31.519 I ask for help quite frequently. 00:20:31.759 --> 00:20:42.799 But um you I don't use it a ton, but I have I have used it for obviously some things were like the podcast, like how to do things certain things that I have for the website or something like that. 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:44.160 I need help with. 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:48.400 But not a whole lot, but I mean I have used it just because I was just curious. 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:54.240 I mean, I did do like the 80s photo just to see what I would look like, but not a whole lot. 00:20:54.640 --> 00:21:00.559 One thing that it does do is it it kind of stores everything that you've ever talked to it about. 00:21:01.279 --> 00:21:02.000 See scary. 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:02.880 Yeah, it does. 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:06.160 It it keeps all the little things it knows about you. 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:16.720 And so I saw this prompt the other day, and that you can ask the uh Chat GPT basically for a warning. 00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:23.519 And the the exact chat GPT prompt is describe me like you're about to warn someone about me before they meet me. 00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:30.319 And then it comes up with this description of you based on all of the conversations it's had with you. 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:39.759 So we have those to share with you tonight, and we're sort of gonna dissect them to see if it's really us or not, which you know, Gabriella

knows me better than anybody in this world. 00:21:39.920 --> 00:21:42.000 So I'll read mine first. 00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:43.440 Okay, I'll go first. 00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:48.400 It says just so you know, Amy notices everything. 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:51.839 Don't say something casually if you don't mean it. 00:21:52.240 --> 00:21:59.759 She'll remember the wording, the tone, the tiny contradiction, three conversations later, and the fact that you suddenly got vague when she asked a perfect. 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:01.200 Reasonable follow-up question. 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:02.160 Oh my god, yes. 00:22:02.319 --> 00:22:03.119 That is you. 00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:05.200 I'm scared. 00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:10.799 It says she's warm and funny and she genuinely likes people. 00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:13.839 But don't confuse warmth with unlimited access. 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:14.319 True. 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:14.720 True. 00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:18.240 She has a pretty sophisticated internal bullshit detector. 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:24.000 It may take her a minute to trust the reading, but once the needle starts twitching, she investigates. 00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:26.160 Also, she asks questions. 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:27.759 A lot of questions. 00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:31.839 I don't know that I ask that many questions, do I? 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:33.920 I think I ask more. 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:39.680 It says not because she can't make decisions, but because she wants to understand the machinery underneath them. 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:41.359 She doesn't want to know what. 00:22:41.599 --> 00:22:43.680 She wants to know why, compared with what. 00:22:43.759 --> 00:22:45.279 What happens if I do the other thing? 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:46.480 And are we sure? 00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:50.799 By the time she makes the decision, she's basically conducted a small congressional hearing. 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:52.000 Oh God. 00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:55.440 I can see that if you're asking it for like home improvement stuff. 00:22:55.519 --> 00:22:56.480 Like you want to know the why. 00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:57.039 I get that. 00:22:57.279 --> 00:22:58.160 Maybe, yeah. 00:22:58.400 --> 00:23:00.799 She's more independent than she sometimes realizes. 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:05.519 She wants connection, but she doesn't want to disappear inside somebody else's life to get it. 00:23:06.000 --> 00:23:10.880 If you're dating her, she wants chemistry, affection, laughter, conversation, and consistency. 00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:13.200 I want to know how ChatGPT knows what I want. 00:23:13.759 --> 00:23:15.200 I'm telling you, they know everything. 00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:17.279 It's kind of freaky, actually. 00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:24.240 She's not interested in being somebody's convenient almost girlfriend while he quote sees where things go. 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:26.480 She has already, right? 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:27.440 I know, right? 00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:29.519 She has already seen where things go. 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:30.640 They go nowhere. 00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:31.519 Next. 00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:32.799 I love that. 00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:34.480 Chat TV T being funny. 00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:34.880 I know. 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:36.240 It's got a little sense of humor there. 00:23:36.319 --> 00:23:37.440 Why did I assume it's a he? 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:38.400 I mean, I shouldn't gender. 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:40.559 I shouldn't gender the AI. 00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:49.039 And distance yourself immediately from phrases like, quote, let's just keep it casual unless you enjoy watching a door close with remarkable efficiency. 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:54.960 She can tolerate disappointment better than ambiguity. 00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:57.359 Give her bad news straight and she'll deal with it. 00:23:57.519 --> 00:24:02.720 Give her mixed signals, evasive answers, you're shifting explanations, and you have accidentally assigned her a research project. 00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:04.559 Oh, hundred percent. 00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:06.960 Yes. 00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:09.200 She also has a strong fairness meter. 00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:13.839 At work, especially if something doesn't add up, she isn't satisfied with that's just how it is. 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.839 I know that is absolutely true. 00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:21.759 She wants to understand the decision, the criteria, and whether the explanation actually matches what happened. 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:28.000 She can be diplomatic about it, but underneath the diplomacy, there is a tiny attorney organizing exhibits. 00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:31.200 Here's the part you really need to know. 00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:34.319 She's tougher than she looks, but that doesn't mean things don't hurt her. 00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:36.480 Sometimes the competence is camouflage. 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:42.799 She tends to move quickly into okay, what do I do now mode when something disappoints, scares, or frustrates her. 00:24:43.039 --> 00:24:46.480 Planning gives her something solid to hold when life gets slippery. 00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:52.079 She's also in a period of her life where she's becoming considerably less willing to negotiate against herself. 00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:53.119 Good. 00:24:54.559 --> 00:25:00.000 That may occasionally make her seem pickier, more questioning, or less accommodating than she used to be. 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:02.240 And then Chat GPT says good. 00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:20.240 Because underneath all the analysis, Amy is actually looking for a fairly simple thing: people who mean what they say, relationships with substance, work that recognizes what she contributes, experiences that make life feel bigger, and enough laughter that none of it becomes unbearably serious. 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:26.640 So the warning is don't underestimate her, don't patronize her, don't give her a half answer and expect her not to notice. 00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:30.880 And

definitely don't make her repeatedly ask for the clarity that you could have given her the first time. 00:25:31.119 --> 00:25:32.480 Oh my god, I love that. 00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:39.039 But if you're straightforward, curious, funny, and emotionally present, you'll probably get the best version of Amy that people stick around for. 00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:41.599 And fair warning, she'll still have follow-up questions. 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:42.640 Oh, it's funny. 00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:43.839 Oh, I like it. 00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:45.359 That's so cute. 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:45.759 Yeah. 00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:49.200 You should copy that entire thing and put it as your bio. 00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:50.319 Oh my gosh. 00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:53.680 And not a single person would read. 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:56.000 Except maybe you, Lena. 00:25:58.880 --> 00:25:59.200 Oh. 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:01.119 Alright. 00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:05.759 I I do think it's scarily, scarily accurate on certain things, you know. 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:11.359 So, but I don't remember asking it much about my dating life, so that's cute, that's curious. 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:12.640 That's very curious. 00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:13.519 It just knows. 00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:14.319 It just knows. 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:15.440 It's probably listening to me. 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:15.759 Yeah. 00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:19.920 Well, I mean, it's probably scanning all your text messages and all your messages on all your apps. 00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:23.440 And all my dating apps and our podcast conversations. 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:25.519 It just absolutely knows all. 00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:26.640 It's listening right now. 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.359 Oh my god. 00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:28.240 It's listening. 00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:34.799 All right, here's the warning about Gabriella, and you all need to heed this, okay? 00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:38.720 You should know a few things before meeting Gabriella. 00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:44.640 First, she will probably make you laugh before you realize you've accidentally told her your entire life story. 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:52.319 She has a dangerous combination of zero fear of looking ridiculous and an impressive ability to turn embarrassing moments into entertainment. 00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:55.519 She, folks, is why we are here today with the podcast. 00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:01.119 If something awkward happens, don't worry, she'll probably make it a podcast episode. 00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:11.200 She is the kind of person who says, this will be quick, and suddenly you're three hours into a conversation, laughing so hard you're crying, and somehow planning an event that neither of you remembers agreeing to. 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.160 She genuinely loves people a lot. 00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:15.039 I do. 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:15.920 You do. 00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:17.039 Most people. 00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:17.680 Most people. 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:20.640 Once you're in her circle, you're there. 00:27:20.799 --> 00:27:27.119 She will celebrate your wins, defend you when necessary, and I'm just gonna say what even when not necessary. 00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:36.319 Hype you up when you're doubting yourself and remind you of something embarrassing you did seven years ago at precisely the wrong moment. 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:37.119 Yeah. 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:48.000 She also has a slight problem with the word no, not because she can't say it, but because she apparently believes every idea deserves at least a 20-minute discussion before anyone is allowed to reject it. 00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:59.839 She is creative, enthusiastic, occasionally chaotic, and far too easily talked into making things bigger and more elaborate than they need to, than they originally needed to be. 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:02.799 She will say, She will say, I have an idea. 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:03.759 Run. 00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:07.359 Because that sentence is never followed by anything simple. 00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:10.000 Also, don't expect her to be embarrassed by awkward silence. 00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:13.920 She has apparently reached a level of comfort with awkwardness that most humans never achieve. 00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:16.400 In fact, she may actually enjoy it. 00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:17.440 I kind of do. 00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:21.599 And here's the biggest warning. 00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:24.720 If you meet Gabriella, there's a pretty good chance you're going to like her. 00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:25.200 Oh. 00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:26.000 Very true. 00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:38.079 Which is inconvenient because before long you'll probably find yourself laughing at things you shouldn't, participating in some ridiculous scheme you didn't plan on joining, and wondering how someone you just met somehow became your friend. 00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:39.279 Proceed with caution. 00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:43.039 And for the love of all things awkward, never give her a good embarrassing story. 00:28:43.119 --> 00:28:43.920 Don't listen to that, folks. 00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:46.720 You have to share your embarrassing story embarrassing stories. 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:49.759 Yeah, definitely share them so I'm not alone. 00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:55.519 So funny, the I have an idea of run is so funny because I didn't run and now I'm here. 00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:56.079 Yep. 00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:01.119 She's been talking about this podcast for years. 00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:03.920 And we are both here. 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:05.279 Yeah, here we are. 00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:06.720 And I'm the one talking. 00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:08.000 Thank you very much. 00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:10.160 I'm really not sure how this is. 00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:11.519 This is her podcast. 00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:13.680 Our podcast. 00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:15.759 It's okay, it's our podcast, folks. 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:16.720 Okay, Lena. 00:29:16.799 -->

00:29:24.720 I'm just gonna preface this by saying Chat GPT doesn't know Lena as well as it knows the rest of us, but I think it did a fairly accurate uh job. 00:29:24.880 --> 00:29:29.039 And actually, this was from Gabriella's Chat GPT, so it's all probably from podcast stuff. 00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:30.160 Oh, I'm scared. 00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:31.920 Yeah, you haven't heard it yet, have you? 00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:33.440 I don't think so. 00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:34.640 Warning. 00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:38.160 Before you meet Lena, there are a few things you need to know. 00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:40.880 She may appear to be the responsible one. 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:42.720 Do not be fooled. 00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:46.319 I am responsible. 00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:48.480 Lena is tech savvy. 00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:49.359 Very true. 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:51.359 She handles all the tech here on our pod. 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:56.880 Which means she's usually the person keeping everything running while the rest of you are busy making questionable decisions. 00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:02.079 She has the unique ability to look like the voice of reason while somehow being directly involved in the chaos. 00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:08.400 I was just gonna say, I'm not like busy doing stuff because I'm also involved in the chaos. 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:09.599 Yeah, so it's right. 00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:10.960 It's right, scary. 00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:16.000 She's quick, funny, observant, and just awkward enough to fit perfectly into this group. 00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:23.599 She will absolutely remember the embarrassing embarrassing thing you did six months ago, and there is a very good chance she will bring it up at the exactly the wrong moment. 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:24.480 Very similar to you. 00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:25.839 Very similar. 00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.519 She may not always be the loudest person in the room, but don't underestimate her. 00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:31.920 Lena has quiet chaos energy. 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:33.839 I agree with that. 00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:36.400 I don't think I'm very quiet. 00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:38.799 The microphone disappears. 00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:46.000 I'm working on it! 00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:53.039 Give her enough time, and she will either say something that makes everyone lose it or casually reveal that she has been paying attention to everything. 00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:54.319 Proceed with caution. 00:30:54.400 --> 00:31:00.400 She's smarter than she looks, funnier than she lets on, and absolutely complicit in the awkwardness. 00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:02.000 You have been warned. 00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:03.440 I like it. 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:05.279 That was cute. 00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:06.880 That was cute. 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:10.240 That brings us to the end of our podcast for today. 00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:14.079 I would like to say that our website is up. 00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:24.799 You can go to certifiablyawkward.com and share a story with us or read more about us or find all the podcast episodes there on our website. 00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:27.759 Uh you can also still connect with us on social media. 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.480 We are on Instagram as well as Facebook. 00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:33.839 Oh, and our podcast is on YouTube. 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.359 Now I've had several people request that we do video, but we're not there yet. 00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:38.319 That's crazy. 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:39.440 We're not there yet. 00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:42.240 We're not there emotionally and not there technically. 00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:44.160 So it may be a while, folks. 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:46.160 But maybe someday you'll get to see our face. 00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:49.759 And in the meantime, you can just check out our posts on social media if you need to see our faces. 00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:52.319 You know, they might need to see our faces. 00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:59.599 Um, other than that, please rate our uh podcast wherever you may listen to it and share it with your friends. 00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:01.039 Thanks everyone. 00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:01.759 Good night. 00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:02.640 Bye. 00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:03.599 Bye.