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me looked on flight radar. The 40 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:56.939 flight that we were supposed to be on got diverted 41 00:01:56.980 --> 00:02:01.000 somewhere else because of weather, I guess. And Aer Lingus 42 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:03.420 never told us about it until it was too late 43 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:06.219 to change to their competitors flights that had flights out 44 00:02:06.260 --> 00:02:08.120 that night. And then they were going to put us 45 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:10.099 up in a hotel. So I drove 40 minutes in 46 00:02:10.139 --> 00:02:12.020 an Uber. I met these two Irish guys that also 47 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:14.250 just wanted to get the hell out of Birmingham. So 48 00:02:14.310 --> 00:02:17.210 we drove to, took an Uber to this other airport 49 00:02:17.289 --> 00:02:19.530 and left like early this morning. And I end up 50 00:02:19.729 --> 00:02:23.550 on like the Irish equivalent of spirit, Ryan air with 51 00:02:23.750 --> 00:02:26.090 a bunch of people going to a festival, like teenage 52 00:02:26.129 --> 00:02:28.789 drunk teen. They're drunk at eight 30 in the morning. 53 00:02:29.210 --> 00:02:32.289 going to some festival here, dude. And I got the 54 00:02:32.330 --> 00:02:35.330 whole row empty next to me, I think, until these 55 00:02:35.370 --> 00:02:38.750 kids come up from the back, teenage dudes, just stomping 56 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:41.500 out beer cans in the aisles. And they do this 57 00:02:41.539 --> 00:02:44.360 thing I've never seen before. Once the plane takes off 58 00:02:44.439 --> 00:02:46.979 and the pilot says you can take your seatbelt off, 59 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:51.219 they all stand up and go into the galley where 60 00:02:51.699 --> 00:02:55.110 the stewardesses prepare the coffee and stuff. There's like 10 61 00:02:55.110 --> 00:02:58.569 guys just drinking beer in the galley of the airplanes. 62 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:02.259 playing music on the like their boom like those little 63 00:03:02.539 --> 00:03:05.389 uh bluetooth pills what beats pills or whatever. 64 00:03:05.210 --> 00:03:07.930 The greyhound bus of the irish guys. 65 00:03:07.729 --> 00:03:10.669 It was crazy it was crazy they were sexually harassing 66 00:03:10.770 --> 00:03:12.569 all the flight attendants would. 67 00:03:12.409 --> 00:03:15.530 You say it was the uh the black irish. 68 00:03:16.889 --> 00:03:19.500 I don't know man they because there was one guy 69 00:03:19.539 --> 00:03:23.960 who was clearly like pakistani and but he was dressed 70 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:27.250 up like a woman stewardess But I think he was 71 00:03:27.270 --> 00:03:29.189 just like, it was like a joke. You know, I 72 00:03:29.229 --> 00:03:31.250 don't think he was trans. I think it was just like. 73 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:32.960 And he was a stewardess? 74 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:35.919 No, he was dressed like a stewardess. But then he 75 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:36.759 was one of the ones. 76 00:03:36.780 --> 00:03:38.740 Sitting in the

seats with you? Yeah, yeah. 77 00:03:38.780 --> 00:03:40.500 And he was the one that was kind of hitting 78 00:03:40.580 --> 00:03:43.599 on one of the stewardesses. It was just the weirdest scene. 79 00:03:43.979 --> 00:03:48.039 And I hadn't gotten any sleep. I finally got here, though. 80 00:03:48.199 --> 00:03:50.199 It's great. Dublin is great. I had a good meal. 81 00:03:50.650 --> 00:03:53.250 Did you walk around? Did you go find Conor McGregor? 82 00:03:53.669 --> 00:03:55.270 Yeah, people are nice. People are very nice. 83 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:58.139 Even when they find out you're American, they're nice? 84 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:02.460 Oh, especially. People love them. Dude, no matter what anybody says, 85 00:04:02.479 --> 00:04:05.550 except for maybe in Iran right now, people love Americans everywhere. 86 00:04:06.469 --> 00:04:09.129 People think America is cool still. They think about rock 87 00:04:09.169 --> 00:04:10.909 and roll and James Dean. 88 00:04:11.830 --> 00:04:13.110 Johnny, did you see my shirt? 89 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:23.100 Where did you get that? That's not official. 90 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:27.600 Merchandise, is it? Yeah, well. I was going to get 91 00:04:27.699 --> 00:04:29.300 a Sophia Cunningham. Say what it is. Explain it. 92 00:04:29.939 --> 00:04:38.129 It's basically for the fever WNBA players doing the Abbey Road, 93 00:04:38.170 --> 00:04:38.709 the Beatles. 94 00:04:39.370 --> 00:04:42.319 They remade it, and it's really funny. 95 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:48.180 I was like, dude, I just love these lesbian race riots. 96 00:04:48.259 --> 00:04:51.180 I got to support. You love the NBA. You talk 97 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:54.120 about the NBA a lot. The WNBA? I'm in it, dude. 98 00:04:54.220 --> 00:04:56.250 I'm totally buying it. 99 00:04:56.490 --> 00:05:00.949 Chad Zumach convinced me. He's like, dude, you don't understand. 100 00:05:01.449 --> 00:05:03.389 It's not about the game. Who cares about the game? 101 00:05:03.769 --> 00:05:06.129 It's the drama. And they literally made it the Real 102 00:05:06.180 --> 00:05:09.319 Housewives of Atlanta. Dude, it's fucking fire, bro. 103 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:11.860 Yeah, I'm not there yet. 104 00:05:12.699 --> 00:05:13.699 It makes me laugh. 105 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:18.079 Lash yeah a few more texts while we're on the pod. 106 00:05:17.990 --> 00:05:20.670 Sorry dude i just turned it off guys i get 107 00:05:20.769 --> 00:05:23.709 it you don't have to comment about it a thousand 108 00:05:23.750 --> 00:05:27.490 times in the comment section it's commenting by the way 109 00:05:27.550 --> 00:05:29.870 this is my life dana text me a thousand. 110 00:05:29.550 --> 00:05:35.439 Times how are you i'm what how are you are 111 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:36.800 you good Johnny. 112 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:39.300 Listen to me. I'm in recovery a lot. I talk 113 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:42.160 about this on meetings. It is like you cannot get 114 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:43.660 lost in the highs and the lows. 115 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:44.810 You just can't. 116 00:05:45.699 --> 00:05:48.810 And it's like, I can't really get into it right now, 117 00:05:48.829 --> 00:05:51.170 but hopefully I'll have some good news coming, knock on wood, 118 00:05:51.649 --> 00:05:55.750 for everybody. And, you know, it's like two seconds before 119 00:05:55.790 --> 00:05:57.769 this call, I was doom and gloom, dude. 120 00:05:59.269 --> 00:06:02.160 And then I get this call and it's like, yes! Awesome. 121 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:03.060 That's great. 122 00:06:03.079 --> 00:06:06.259 You know, and it's, And it's just like you should never, 123 00:06:07.180 --> 00:06:11.670 it's really easy to say almost impossible to do. But, 124 00:06:12.689 --> 00:06:15.250 you know, you just can't get lost in the wins 125 00:06:15.310 --> 00:06:17.050 and the losses. You just kind of got to take 126 00:06:17.089 --> 00:06:17.689 it as it is. 127 00:06:19.990 --> 00:06:22.689 I was that way this week, earlier this week. You know, 128 00:06:22.730 --> 00:06:24.930 I told you my dad was having knee surgery. And 129 00:06:24.949 --> 00:06:27.449 then my mom gets run over by an ATV. Like 130 00:06:27.500 --> 00:06:31.240 my brother-in-law hits my mom accidentally with a side-by-side, like 131 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.750 a four-wheeler kind of thing. So they end up in 132 00:06:33.769 --> 00:06:37.050 the same hospital. My mom and my mom just had 133 00:06:37.089 --> 00:06:39.620 like three quarters of a Willis McGahee in her knee, 134 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:40.920 like just shredded everything. 135 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:42.720 Oh, yeah. 136 00:06:42.819 --> 00:06:45.500 And like fractured a part of her back, like a 137 00:06:45.540 --> 00:06:48.420 vertebrae or something. It's really not good. She's going to 138 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:50.850 be laid up for like nine weeks. But so they 139 00:06:50.939 --> 00:06:53.610 ended up my dad had scheduled full knee replacement surgery 140 00:06:54.009 --> 00:06:57.050 and they ended up with the same doctor at a 141 00:06:57.110 --> 00:06:59.930 hospital like an hour from where they live. Isn't that crazy? 142 00:06:59.990 --> 00:07:00.709 On the same day. 143 00:07:01.439 --> 00:07:04.089 Oh, dude, that's crazy, Johnny. What are the odds of that, man? 144 00:07:05.339 --> 00:07:06.500 And so I was really down. 145 00:07:06.699 --> 00:07:09.319 Johnny, that reminds me of when me and my daughter 146 00:07:09.350 --> 00:07:11.310 shit our pants the same day. 147 00:07:11.430 --> 00:07:15.589 Yeah. Johnny, we broke the rules. 148 00:07:15.629 --> 00:07:21.290 We don't usually start with everyone sending prayers to Johnny's mom. 149 00:07:21.310 --> 00:07:23.129 Oh, thank you. Yes, I think she's home now. 150 00:07:23.189 --> 00:07:24.009 And his hot sister. 151 00:07:24.029 --> 00:07:24.129 Yeah. 152 00:07:25.490 --> 00:07:27.649 And she's pregnant. Yeah, she's due like in November. 153 00:07:27.689

--> 00:07:30.029 She's preggo. Can we guess? I don't even want to 154 00:07:30.089 --> 00:07:32.629 ask that question. It's a boy. No, I wanted to 155 00:07:32.649 --> 00:07:34.189 ask what position she got pregnant in. 156 00:07:34.329 --> 00:07:35.709 Yeah, I know what you're going to say. 157 00:07:35.889 --> 00:07:40.019 Johnny, the hot topic of the day is. 158 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:41.279 Oh, you know what it is. 159 00:07:41.339 --> 00:07:41.680 Go ahead. 160 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:46.500 Is that we lost Dolly Parton and the guy from 161 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:50.019 the Rocky Horror Picture Show on the same day. I mean. 162 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:51.480 What was that the same day? Oh, I thought he 163 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:52.139 died the next day. 164 00:07:52.180 --> 00:07:52.480 Gay 9-11. 165 00:07:52.540 --> 00:07:52.779 Ha ha ha. 166 00:07:55.290 --> 00:07:59.730 I survived gay 9-11. That's funny. Now, you know, people 167 00:07:59.829 --> 00:08:04.029 quickly forgot in her passing about that weird video that 168 00:08:04.050 --> 00:08:05.350 came out a couple of weeks ago. 169 00:08:05.370 --> 00:08:08.110 No, I mean, you know, it's kind of crazy. 170 00:08:08.449 --> 00:08:10.600 I'm going to be honest with you, dude, Johnny, because 171 00:08:10.629 --> 00:08:11.829 I like to be honest with you. 172 00:08:11.860 --> 00:08:13.800 I appreciate that, Sam. 173 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:16.019 I'm going to get a new thing, new microphones and 174 00:08:16.060 --> 00:08:19.259 all that shit. I want to be honest with you, dude. 175 00:08:19.379 --> 00:08:21.939 It's like I used to just always think of Dolly 176 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:22.959 Parton as my grandma. 177 00:08:24.300 --> 00:08:25.860 Dude, I'm from the South. 178 00:08:26.019 --> 00:08:27.290 Of course. I totally get that. 179 00:08:27.350 --> 00:08:27.500 Yeah. 180 00:08:28.189 --> 00:08:30.529 So it's really hard when you start going into some 181 00:08:30.550 --> 00:08:34.669 of the dark shit, right? That's there. Uh, it was 182 00:08:34.710 --> 00:08:36.370 really hard. And when you bring it up to people, 183 00:08:36.409 --> 00:08:38.009 you see, they do not enjoy that. 184 00:08:38.370 --> 00:08:41.720 It's almost like the cop, the Kobe Bryant shit when 185 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:42.639 you're like, well, you know. 186 00:08:42.679 --> 00:08:44.960 It was like, Hey, he died, man. 187 00:08:44.980 --> 00:08:46.039 A hundred percent. 188 00:08:46.059 --> 00:08:46.240 Yeah. 189 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:51.679 But I was very shocked at how big a response 190 00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:53.740 it was. Me too. 191 00:08:53.779 --> 00:08:57.950 Especially when someone is that old. The last time we 192 00:08:57.970 --> 00:09:00.649 saw them that old get the response. Usually if they 193 00:09:00.669 --> 00:09:03.490 die younger, everyone's like, oh, why? 194 00:09:03.590 --> 00:09:04.090 Why? 195 00:09:04.230 --> 00:09:06.950 And so, you know, when they die older, it's like, oh, dude, 196 00:09:06.970 --> 00:09:09.700 it was a great run. But people are, like, devastated 197 00:09:09.820 --> 00:09:11.679 by an 80-year-old passing away. 198 00:09:11.700 --> 00:09:16.120 Yeah, I don't quite get it. I mean, she was big. 199 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:18.240 Well, I mean, I get it because. 200 00:09:18.899 --> 00:09:21.340 At her zenith, she was, like, huge. 201 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:24.159 Yeah, I just wasn't alive for that, like, 9 to 202 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:24.659 5 and all that shit. 203 00:09:24.700 --> 00:09:26.899 The 9 to 5? Oh, it was great. I loved 204 00:09:26.919 --> 00:09:27.500 that movie. 205 00:09:27.899 --> 00:09:28.500 I wasn't really. 206 00:09:28.590 --> 00:09:30.809 I mean, I watched it as a kid. But when 207 00:09:30.850 --> 00:09:35.070 you bring up the stuff about all the Baphomet symbolism 208 00:09:35.190 --> 00:09:39.610 and Ezekiel or whatever she said, like, it gets kind 209 00:09:39.649 --> 00:09:40.490 of creepy, dude. 210 00:09:41.429 --> 00:09:43.629 Yeah, now I've heard an argument that that was misunderstood 211 00:09:43.669 --> 00:09:46.470 or something, but it was weird to me. I don't know. 212 00:09:47.029 --> 00:09:50.080 Maybe it was. But yeah, it is nice, I guess, 213 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.120 to see people come together. Also, the guy from Rocky 214 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:55.289 Horror and Home oh dude somebody played a scene from 215 00:09:55.350 --> 00:09:59.539 home alone with uh catherine o'hara the father from home 216 00:09:59.580 --> 00:10:01.919 alone his name i can't recall and then the guy 217 00:10:01.940 --> 00:10:04.100 from rocky horror who just died and they were like 218 00:10:04.220 --> 00:10:07.059 everybody in this scene is dead now and it did. 219 00:10:06.899 --> 00:10:09.659 Yeah they said it's the first time that characters uh 220 00:10:09.700 --> 00:10:15.289 celebrated christmas without any anybody around anymore they're. 221 00:10:15.129 --> 00:10:20.159 All gone yeah it's like literally uh it's uh Yeah. 222 00:10:20.179 --> 00:10:20.779 It makes you feel. 223 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:24.139 And it's so funny because younger generations have a different 224 00:10:24.179 --> 00:10:29.299 data set. Like with Russell Westbrook passing the, I call 225 00:10:29.340 --> 00:10:35.700 Russell Westbrook, not passing, sorry, retiring. My apologies. He retires. Yes. 226 00:10:35.860 --> 00:10:39.399 And I call that the banana boat generation, right? 227 00:10:39.419 --> 00:10:40.470 What does that mean? 228 00:10:41.669 --> 00:10:45.470 That you remember that famous banana boat picture with, I 229 00:10:45.509 --> 00:10:50.149 think it was Chris Paul, Dwayne Wade, um, lebron james 230 00:10:50.230 --> 00:10:53.509 and i it's either camello anthony or chris bosh i 231 00:10:53.549 --> 00:10:56.269 think it's camello anthony and they're all sitting on a 232 00:10:56.389 --> 00:10:58.370 floaty a banana boat floaty. 233 00:10:58.210 --> 00:10:59.450 Oh i have it here let me

pull it no 234 00:10:59.490 --> 00:11:01.029 i don't i have no memory of this photo that's 235 00:11:01.070 --> 00:11:01.809 funny oh. 236 00:11:01.769 --> 00:11:04.090 It's famous they got so much crap for it because 237 00:11:04.129 --> 00:11:05.610 it's so super. 238 00:11:05.110 --> 00:11:08.470 Super it's super gay yeah what is this bro. 239 00:11:09.750 --> 00:11:12.049 But this is a so it wasn't him but that 240 00:11:12.090 --> 00:11:13.860 was his wife because of course he has to bring 241 00:11:13.889 --> 00:11:16.679 his wife Oh, Gabrielle Union. 242 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:17.539 Yeah, she's hot. 243 00:11:17.840 --> 00:11:19.299 And this was way back in the day, so she 244 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:23.490 was even hotter then. So they called it the Bendadana 245 00:11:23.509 --> 00:11:25.710 Boat Crew. 246 00:11:26.669 --> 00:11:27.870 Look at LeBron, too. 247 00:11:28.850 --> 00:11:35.879 That's why LeBron's got beef and he's just presenting. So, 248 00:11:36.279 --> 00:11:38.460 I mean, this guy came out going literally every guy 249 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:39.759 to Diddy Party got banged. 250 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:46.100 That was cool. You know, but That's why I labeled 251 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:48.840 this generation. And there's only two guys left from it. 252 00:11:50.750 --> 00:11:55.769 The only two left are KD and LeBron. 253 00:11:57.210 --> 00:11:58.190 Yeah. 254 00:11:58.649 --> 00:12:01.309 But when you watch people that are in their 20s, 255 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:05.019 let's say, or maybe even their 30s, they're like, my 256 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:09.440 childhood's dying. You're like, isn't that crazy that that's their childhood? 257 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:11.570 Your childhood was what, Shaq Kobe? 258 00:12:11.590 --> 00:12:14.080 Shaq Kobe. Yeah, I didn't. 259 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:19.009 My earliest memories of basketball are the jazz series, the 260 00:12:19.250 --> 00:12:23.309 Bulls and Jazz. That's like my first series, like final 261 00:12:23.370 --> 00:12:24.129 series I watched. 262 00:12:24.750 --> 00:12:26.230 Mine was the Michael Jordan era. 263 00:12:27.029 --> 00:12:29.330 Oh, I mean, that's what I mean. Jordan versus the Jazz. 264 00:12:30.370 --> 00:12:36.379 LeBron James. I mean, I watched Jordan. I mean, Magic 265 00:12:36.419 --> 00:12:41.870 versus Bird. That's my first basketball memory is I really 266 00:12:41.929 --> 00:12:45.120 remember outside of Georgetown, I think it was Magic Johnson's 267 00:12:45.149 --> 00:12:47.279 baby hook. I didn't even know what happened, but I 268 00:12:47.269 --> 00:12:49.340 knew it was big deal. I was like, I think 269 00:12:49.379 --> 00:12:50.620 something big just happened. 270 00:12:51.580 --> 00:12:53.240 Oh, that's cool. Yeah, mine was my first. 271 00:12:53.259 --> 00:12:54.620 That's Kareem's move, dude. 272 00:12:55.899 --> 00:13:00.320 Mine was the 93 title game for UNC when they won, 273 00:13:00.700 --> 00:13:01.159 beat Michigan. 274 00:13:01.879

--> 00:13:04.159 Yeah, I mean, I was a huge Patrick Ewing fan. 275 00:13:05.340 --> 00:13:07.879 Some guy accused me of being racist. I'm like, dude. 276 00:13:08.710 --> 00:13:11.809 Outside my father, my favorite man on planet Earth is 277 00:13:11.889 --> 00:13:12.610 Patrick Ewing. 278 00:13:13.110 --> 00:13:15.129 Yeah, I mean, Sam would give Patrick Ewing a handy. 279 00:13:15.789 --> 00:13:16.809 I would give him a handy. 280 00:13:17.269 --> 00:13:18.590 You can't be racist if you would. 281 00:13:18.750 --> 00:13:20.970 I can't be racist if I will to jerk off 282 00:13:21.409 --> 00:13:22.730 six-year-old men, okay? 283 00:13:22.830 --> 00:13:25.820 I didn't know he was Jamaican, by the way. I 284 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:28.100 thought he was kind of retarded. I thought he just 285 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:30.500 didn't speak well. So whenever he talked, I was. 286 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:31.980 Like, boy, he talked really good. You went to Georgetown, 287 00:13:32.019 --> 00:13:32.620 you idiot. 288 00:13:33.350 --> 00:13:35.639 No, but I'm just saying. What do you expect from me? 289 00:13:35.769 --> 00:13:37.570 I don't know. I just thought he had a weird way. Like, 290 00:13:37.590 --> 00:13:40.870 he had a speech impediment or something. I didn't know 291 00:13:40.909 --> 00:13:41.649 he was Jamaican, dude. 292 00:13:42.450 --> 00:13:42.549 Yeah. 293 00:13:42.629 --> 00:13:47.899 It's crazy. He sounds as if his name is Patrick Ewing. That's, like, rude, dude. 294 00:13:47.980 --> 00:13:51.159 People are in there being freaking rude, dude. 295 00:13:51.179 --> 00:13:57.379 Freaking rude. Can I show you? We got to this 296 00:13:57.440 --> 00:13:59.580 at the very end of the last episode. 297 00:14:00.039 --> 00:14:02.399 Oh, was it a cliffhanger? 298 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:04.820 No, it was just so near the end that a 299 00:14:04.860 --> 00:14:08.039 lot of people didn't hear it. And it's something you've 300 00:14:08.059 --> 00:14:10.019 brought up a lot. So I wanted to play it 301 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:12.320 one more time, and then we'll play an update to it. 302 00:14:12.700 --> 00:14:18.169 So as you may have heard, listener, Duncan Trussell was on. 303 00:14:19.250 --> 00:14:22.450 What show were they on? I forgot what the name is. 304 00:14:22.590 --> 00:14:23.950 Guy's incredibly good looking. 305 00:14:25.610 --> 00:14:27.970 Yeah, what is that guy? Anyway, Duncan was on with him, 306 00:14:28.110 --> 00:14:29.490 and then Hunter Biden was there. 307 00:14:29.990 --> 00:14:33.279 And Matt McCuster was there, who I think hates me. Yeah. 308 00:14:33.299 --> 00:14:34.779 Because of telling that story, right? 309 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:38.309 Yeah. The story that everyone eventually was good, was talking about. 310 00:14:40.049 --> 00:14:45.129 And so Hunter Biden finally gave, uh, an explanation of 311 00:14:45.210 --> 00:14:52.279 his finger lakes tattoo, uh, to when credit to Duncan, uh, 312 00:14:52.500 --> 00:14:56.179 asked

about it, uh, by Duncan. Um, I'll, I'll play, 313 00:14:56.259 --> 00:14:59.519 I'll play that again. They've, they keep deleting somebody's like, uh, 314 00:15:00.460 --> 00:15:05.600 striking them, I guess. Uh, Let me pull it up here. 315 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:10.330 And then we'll play Duncan and Kurt. We're talking about 316 00:15:10.350 --> 00:15:13.149 it a little bit. Because, you know, Duncan's gotten some 317 00:15:13.169 --> 00:15:15.269 shit from that. What do you think about him, like, 318 00:15:15.309 --> 00:15:17.769 talking to Hunter Biden like a regular guy? I know 319 00:15:17.809 --> 00:15:19.289 you wouldn't probably be able to do that. 320 00:15:19.389 --> 00:15:24.799 I have no interest in it. I always feel that 321 00:15:24.899 --> 00:15:27.659 Duncan is more open-minded to a lot of stuff. Like, 322 00:15:27.700 --> 00:15:31.590 he had Damien Nichols on his podcast and it didn't... 323 00:15:31.950 --> 00:15:32.750 Damien what? 324 00:15:32.769 --> 00:15:33.870 Nichols, Nichols. 325 00:15:34.250 --> 00:15:39.570 Damian eccles and and it made his amazing tv show 326 00:15:39.610 --> 00:15:42.049 that only got one season because it was so good 327 00:15:42.100 --> 00:15:46.720 and so uplifting netflix didn't want it right they're like. 328 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:48.659 Oh no this is too good it was great spiritual 329 00:15:49.320 --> 00:15:52.340 it made me cry same cry oh it was beautiful 330 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:54.460 the one about his mom was just like yeah i 331 00:15:54.500 --> 00:15:56.379 cried during that um. 332 00:15:58.039 --> 00:15:59.720 Do you think there's anything wrong with it, though? Because 333 00:15:59.740 --> 00:16:01.830 to me, when I hear people complaining about that, it 334 00:16:01.889 --> 00:16:04.809 sounds a lot like platforming, which we hear from the left, 335 00:16:04.870 --> 00:16:05.169 you know? 336 00:16:06.509 --> 00:16:09.570 I think the problem people have. 337 00:16:10.549 --> 00:16:16.409 Is that it's part of the rehabilitation PR game that's 338 00:16:16.450 --> 00:16:18.500 happening right now with Hunter Biden. 339 00:16:19.179 --> 00:16:21.250 And a lot of people don't like it. 340 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:24.240 And by the way, people, get ready for it when 341 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:25.820 the Trumps are out of office. 342 00:16:26.210 --> 00:16:28.049 You'll get the exact same thing there. 343 00:16:29.389 --> 00:16:31.169 Oh, it's coming. Yeah, I mean, we have so much 344 00:16:31.210 --> 00:16:34.250 crazy shit about Trump this week that will have to 345 00:16:34.289 --> 00:16:38.480 be rehabilitated someday. So this is the clip when Duncan 346 00:16:38.620 --> 00:16:40.960 asks him. 347 00:16:41.820 --> 00:16:51.129 And I feel like this is Kurt Metzger's effect on 348 00:16:51.169 --> 00:16:55.179 Duncan Trussell. I feel like he's brought him into the 349 00:16:55.220 --> 00:16:58.139 world of conspiracies a lot more than maybe you wanted 350 00:16:58.159 --> 00:17:02.049

to do it before. Because Duncan Trussell, and I'm being 351 00:17:02.090 --> 00:17:03.850 honest with you when I tell you, I. 352 00:17:03.909 --> 00:17:05.289 Absolutely love Duncan Trussell. 353 00:17:05.789 --> 00:17:08.390 You know, he's one of those guys outside of murdering 354 00:17:08.450 --> 00:17:12.150 someone or hurting people, particularly children. It's going to be 355 00:17:12.210 --> 00:17:16.049 almost impossible for me to get off team Duncan Trussell. 356 00:17:16.349 --> 00:17:19.589 Like, I love him. He's the reason I'm in at 357 00:17:19.609 --> 00:17:22.829 the comedy store. He called me up. He's like, hey, man, 358 00:17:22.869 --> 00:17:24.589 are you Arab? I'm like, I'm Armenian. 359 00:17:24.609 --> 00:17:28.769 He's like, close enough. So I'm a huge Duncan Trussell fan. 360 00:17:28.829 --> 00:17:32.250 He operates in a different level than the rest of us. 361 00:17:33.029 --> 00:17:36.849 So I love him, and I understand how he operates. 362 00:17:39.009 --> 00:17:39.430 Understood. 363 00:17:39.589 --> 00:17:39.849 All right. 364 00:17:39.950 --> 00:17:42.230 So, yeah, and I've been listening. I mean, I used 365 00:17:42.250 --> 00:17:43.950 to buy tickets to go see him when he was 366 00:17:43.990 --> 00:17:45.230 in town. I love Duncan. 367 00:17:45.369 --> 00:17:49.579 Duncan's different. I love Duncan Trussell. He's a good man. 368 00:17:49.940 --> 00:17:51.680 Yeah, he used to tour with Johnny Pemberton. 369 00:17:52.140 --> 00:17:57.420 I love Johnny Pemberton, too, dude. He's a great actor, dude. Yeah, 370 00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:57.789 he is. 371 00:17:57.869 --> 00:17:59.849 Yeah, he's really a good comedy actor, for sure. 372 00:18:02.829 --> 00:18:06.329 Forgive me for this, but I must know. On your back, 373 00:18:06.549 --> 00:18:09.329 you have a tattoo of the Finger Lakes. And people 374 00:18:09.390 --> 00:18:12.750 say that this is tattooed on your back. Because the 375 00:18:12.809 --> 00:18:16.509 Finger Lakes are apparently one of the number one ways 376 00:18:16.549 --> 00:18:20.390 that humans are trafficked. And that you have placed, you 377 00:18:20.410 --> 00:18:20.970 didn't know this? 378 00:18:21.109 --> 00:18:21.750 No. 379 00:18:21.769 --> 00:18:23.390 Please, can we talk? Oh, my God. 380 00:18:23.430 --> 00:18:23.789 Oh, man. 381 00:18:24.029 --> 00:18:25.250 You don't go online. 382 00:18:25.369 --> 00:18:25.869 You don't go online. 383 00:18:26.049 --> 00:18:26.990 Pull up Hunter. 384 00:18:26.789 --> 00:18:28.730 Biden's finger lace tattoo. Is that why. 385 00:18:28.609 --> 00:18:31.170 Everybody's asking me what's the tattoo? 386 00:18:31.390 --> 00:18:31.730 Yes. 387 00:18:31.950 --> 00:18:33.710 What's a finger lace? They think that you have a 388 00:18:33.710 --> 00:18:35.160 human trafficking mask on. 389 00:18:35.170 --> 00:18:35.450 I do. 390 00:18:35.549 --> 00:18:37.990 So the finger lakes are these glacier lakes, the most 391 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:41.660 beautiful lakes in the country. And they are in upstate 392 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:47.119 New York. My mother, my deceased mother, came from Skinny Atlas, 393 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:50.069 New York. And then the lake next to it is 394 00:18:50.109 --> 00:18:52.869 a Wasco Lake. And a Wasco, at the top of 395 00:18:52.890 --> 00:18:56.130 a Wasco Lake is a town named Auburn where the 396 00:18:56.190 --> 00:19:01.769 Hunter Diner is. And my grandfather and my grandmother owned 397 00:19:01.809 --> 00:19:04.509 and ran the Hunter Diner, which is still there. It's 398 00:19:04.569 --> 00:19:08.579 just like a silver diner. And that's where my mother 399 00:19:08.599 --> 00:19:10.200 grew up. And that's where my brother and I spent 400 00:19:10.259 --> 00:19:17.650 every summer with my mom, my deceased mother's parents. And 401 00:19:17.690 --> 00:19:19.519 so it's like the most special place in the world 402 00:19:19.559 --> 00:19:19.779 to me. 403 00:19:20.690 --> 00:19:22.660 What you're saying. Not what I'm saying. 404 00:19:22.779 --> 00:19:24.839 What the internet is saying. What you've read. 405 00:19:24.859 --> 00:19:25.480 What I've read. 406 00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:28.779 Okay, I don't understand where you traffic because they're all landlocked. 407 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:31.119 Look up Finger Lakes Human Trafficking. 408 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:32.380 Don't, don't, don't. 409 00:19:32.559 --> 00:19:33.759 It's such a beautiful place. 410 00:19:33.839 --> 00:19:35.200 What are you going to do this for? 411 00:19:35.220 --> 00:19:36.480 Finger Lakes Human Trafficking. 412 00:19:36.579 --> 00:19:40.089 Oh my God, I'm serious. I didn't know this. 413 00:19:40.109 --> 00:19:40.869 I don't want to know this. 414 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:43.049 It's also so funny to be doing that and be like, 415 00:19:43.069 --> 00:19:47.150 I'm going to tat it just in case people. 416 00:19:45.990 --> 00:19:48.569 Tattooing a map on your back is so dumb. It's 417 00:19:48.589 --> 00:19:50.490 like the Count of Monte Cristo or something. 418 00:19:50.509 --> 00:19:51.319 Just in case. 419 00:19:51.599 --> 00:19:53.430 If you're ever going to do something, I'm going. 420 00:19:53.339 --> 00:19:54.160 To rip it off my body. 421 00:19:54.259 --> 00:19:55.440 It's like if you get lost. 422 00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:57.819 It's like, please return to. 423 00:19:59.460 --> 00:20:03.759 Like a dog collar. Just in case you get lost somewhere. 424 00:20:03.900 --> 00:20:05.019 That's a sweet story. 425 00:20:05.140 --> 00:20:05.619 And so my.... 426 00:20:07.849 --> 00:20:09.390 I didn't believe that by the way. I just, it's 427 00:20:09.430 --> 00:20:10.430 a conspiracy theory. 428 00:20:10.509 --> 00:20:11.369 I didn't hear that one. 429 00:20:11.410 --> 00:20:11.650 Yeah. 430 00:20:11.769 --> 00:20:12.369 Yeah. 431 00:20:14.170 --> 00:20:17.789 So what was Kurt's reaction to that? Okay. So I'll play. 432 00:20:17.890 --> 00:20:21.240 It's very funny. It's on, what did they call that? 433

00:20:21.299 --> 00:20:22.319 Mystery boys or something? 434 00:20:22.539 --> 00:20:25.420 Mystery boys. It's a great show. I was on episode. 435 00:20:25.460 --> 00:20:26.640 I don't know if it ever came out. 436 00:20:28.539 --> 00:20:30.420 Was it too hot? Was it too hot for the 437 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:31.380 mystery episode? 438 00:20:31.400 --> 00:20:33.019 They did. Oh, that's funny. 439 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:35.420 Uh, maybe it was too hot for the mystery boys. Um, 440 00:20:35.680 --> 00:20:38.460 all right. So this is, uh, Let me see if 441 00:20:38.509 --> 00:20:42.990 I can pause it. Instagram is not... All right. Here 442 00:20:43.009 --> 00:20:43.130 we go. 443 00:20:44.029 --> 00:20:45.890 Johnny, some guy just called you CIA. 444 00:20:46.970 --> 00:20:47.509 CIA? 445 00:20:48.049 --> 00:20:48.410 I wish. 446 00:20:48.430 --> 00:20:51.440 I wish I got that paper. That CIA paper, dude. 447 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:53.420 Johnny's my handler. 448 00:20:54.240 --> 00:20:56.480 Yeah, somebody said that the other day. Like, in a 449 00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:59.500 kind of like a genuine way. Like, I wonder... Like, dude... 450 00:20:59.849 --> 00:21:02.210 Do you think Sam listens to me? Like anything about 451 00:21:02.250 --> 00:21:04.130 Sam seems like something that I would be like, yeah, 452 00:21:04.170 --> 00:21:05.289 that's a good idea. 453 00:21:05.329 --> 00:21:08.150 Like you remember when Mark went and cried to fucking Dana? 454 00:21:08.190 --> 00:21:10.329 Like she, she has any say in anything. 455 00:21:10.849 --> 00:21:11.069 Yeah. 456 00:21:11.210 --> 00:21:11.410 Yeah. 457 00:21:11.490 --> 00:21:13.490 It's like crazy. Sam does whatever Sam wants to do. 458 00:21:13.509 --> 00:21:14.039 Believe that. 459 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:17.470 His dad didn't take bribes. Have you ever read devil's chessboard? 460 00:21:17.579 --> 00:21:18.190 I can't read. 461 00:21:18.210 --> 00:21:20.799 Oh, well, I'm glad you told me, man. Cause I 462 00:21:20.819 --> 00:21:23.519 was kind of like, I was carrying a lot of 463 00:21:23.539 --> 00:21:24.200 resentment around. 464 00:21:24.259 --> 00:21:24.660 Cause. 465 00:21:24.740 --> 00:21:26.960 And he also told me his dad didn't kill anybody 466 00:21:26.980 --> 00:21:27.900 during the presidency. 467 00:21:27.940 --> 00:21:28.079 So. 468 00:21:28.539 --> 00:21:31.579 That made me feel better, too. There weren't any civilians, casualties. 469 00:21:31.660 --> 00:21:34.019 He didn't drop a bomb on a single person. 470 00:21:34.039 --> 00:21:35.160 Not anyone? 471 00:21:35.180 --> 00:21:36.059 Nobody. 472 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:37.519 Didn't we blow something up? 473 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:38.069 Nah. 474 00:21:38.369 --> 00:21:40.170 I mean, I thought before I talked to him, but 475 00:21:40.210 --> 00:21:42.750 then he told me it actually didn't happen. So it 476 00:21:42.769 --> 00:21:45.170 didn't happen. Were you the son of a president? 477 00:21:45.190 --> 00:21:45.250 No. 478 00:21:45.309 --> 00:21:47.950 So whatever you're about to say, whatever that part of 479 00:21:47.970 --> 00:21:50.190 you is, you should get rid of it. And also, 480 00:21:50.250 --> 00:21:52.970 I asked about the finger lakes. This is tattooed on 481 00:21:53.009 --> 00:21:53.430 your back. 482 00:21:53.589 --> 00:21:53.769 Yeah. 483 00:21:53.849 --> 00:21:56.750 Because the finger lakes are apparently one of the number 484 00:21:56.930 --> 00:21:59.660 one Ways that humans are traffic. 485 00:21:59.839 --> 00:22:00.519 You didn't know this. 486 00:22:01.140 --> 00:22:03.019 And you know, a good point was made, which is like, 487 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:04.819 why would you tattoo a map. 488 00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:05.140 On your back? 489 00:22:05.240 --> 00:22:06.200 You'd want it on your front. 490 00:22:06.519 --> 00:22:07.880 Right. Or yeah. Yeah. 491 00:22:07.900 --> 00:22:09.220 I don't know. I mean, I think that a. 492 00:22:09.220 --> 00:22:11.359 Lot of the things you've said on this podcast after 493 00:22:11.420 --> 00:22:12.809 talking to Hunter Biden are wrong. 494 00:22:12.829 --> 00:22:14.109 I don't really care about that too. 495 00:22:14.130 --> 00:22:16.829 You know, the part with COVID where I put a 496 00:22:16.869 --> 00:22:18.410 bioweapon in everybody and said. 497 00:22:18.309 --> 00:22:20.630 It was like, he told me that didn't happen. Vaccine 498 00:22:20.670 --> 00:22:22.630 was fine. Oh, that's what he said. 499 00:22:23.170 --> 00:22:24.150 Oh, man. 500 00:22:28.009 --> 00:22:31.809 That's great. I mean, that's, that's what you want to see. 501 00:22:32.049 --> 00:22:34.450 I mean, like, what is he talking a Hunter Biden? 502 00:22:34.549 --> 00:22:36.670 What do you fuck? I like this. 503 00:22:36.710 --> 00:22:38.730 Especially like that. They didn't kill anybody. 504 00:22:38.769 --> 00:22:42.089 Not one person. I only serve people are allowed in 505 00:22:42.130 --> 00:22:42.450 the room. 506 00:22:42.470 --> 00:22:44.309 A hundred percent. 507 00:22:44.470 --> 00:22:45.390 Yeah. Well, it's funny. 508 00:22:45.450 --> 00:22:47.289 That's exactly what I was like. 509 00:22:47.390 --> 00:22:50.630 It was Kurt Metzger. Oh yeah. 510 00:22:50.690 --> 00:22:51.089 Him too. 511 00:22:51.130 --> 00:22:56.240 Yeah. Oh, it would be fucking nuts. Like, dude, your 512 00:22:56.279 --> 00:22:59.700 dad literally bombed the fucking pipeline. 513 00:23:00.180 --> 00:23:02.319 Mark, book Hunter Biden for a 10-point hat. 514 00:23:02.380 --> 00:23:02.779 No! 515 00:23:03.819 --> 00:23:05.200 I do not want to interview him. 516 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:08.279 You think it's dangerous or what? 517 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:14.809 Armed, like, Nazis in the Ukraine. I mean, like, this 518 00:23:14.930 --> 00:23:17.690 gets into, like, this thing about podcasting. 519 00:23:17.750 --> 00:23:24.809 Like, why... Why I feel that it's like. 520 00:23:25.890 --> 00:23:28.710 Like, we've recently had some guy come on and say 521 00:23:28.750

--> 00:23:30.029 things we don't agree with, right? 522 00:23:31.390 --> 00:23:37.490 Right? Like, to start a fucking fight is just bad energy. Like, 523 00:23:37.539 --> 00:23:39.200 for me and my show. 524 00:23:38.940 --> 00:23:42.880 And what we do on Tinfoil Hat is let people 525 00:23:42.940 --> 00:23:45.960 talk and God have mercy on your asshole in the 526 00:23:46.019 --> 00:23:47.359 fucking comment section. 527 00:23:48.980 --> 00:23:52.299 That's how I see it. You know, it's just like 528 00:23:52.339 --> 00:23:53.680 to start a big fight. 529 00:23:53.740 --> 00:23:53.980 Totally. 530 00:23:54.890 --> 00:23:56.930 It's just, it's, it's like, it's going to make it 531 00:23:57.009 --> 00:24:00.289 harder and harder to get people on your show. Like 532 00:24:00.329 --> 00:24:03.630 if we were doing bazillions of views, then everyone will 533 00:24:03.670 --> 00:24:05.369 be on the show and be willing to go through it. 534 00:24:06.099 --> 00:24:10.460 But at our size, we need people. And I just 535 00:24:10.539 --> 00:24:11.900 want to let people talk. 536 00:24:12.380 --> 00:24:15.480 What's this guy? So let people talk, laughing my ass off. 537 00:24:15.539 --> 00:24:21.950 What does that mean? Run your podcast and fucking ambush everybody. 538 00:24:21.990 --> 00:24:24.839 See how that goes. I, I, I, if you did 539 00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:26.440 have Hunter Biden on there, you're not going to let 540 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.150 him talk. I mean, you, you're going to, you would 541 00:24:28.190 --> 00:24:30.089 go after him. That's why you wouldn't have him on. 542 00:24:30.710 --> 00:24:31.009 Right. 543 00:24:31.029 --> 00:24:31.650 You, you would. 544 00:24:31.789 --> 00:24:32.049 Yeah. 545 00:24:32.069 --> 00:24:34.269 I would have to go, dude, you know, you've said 546 00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:38.230 some crazy shit on your podcast. Like all. So you 547 00:24:38.250 --> 00:24:38.990 see everyone. 548 00:24:39.029 --> 00:24:42.599 Tucker says that was a Israeli psyop, but a guy 549 00:24:42.819 --> 00:24:43.940 put a website. 550 00:24:43.579 --> 00:24:44.559 Out with all the content. 551 00:24:45.339 --> 00:24:47.000 Like, Oh, the, the, Oh, the laptop. 552 00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:47.220 Yeah. 553 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:50.390 Yeah. with Lady Gaga, and he'll be like, that wasn't 554 00:24:50.430 --> 00:24:54.289 Lady Gaga, you know, which is fine. Listen, as a 555 00:24:54.309 --> 00:24:58.000 guy who liked to do drugs and party with chicks, 556 00:24:58.319 --> 00:25:02.579 I get it, dude. And I would like to go, like, 557 00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:05.920 you know a question I'd ask Hunter Biden? Who was 558 00:25:05.940 --> 00:25:11.819 your Coke dealer? Because whatever Coke you did, you still 559 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:15.869 had a monster hog. Like, I never saw. 560 00:25:17.299 --> 00:25:20.700 He never had coke dick, dude. The guy was always 561 00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:21.859 a bazooka. 562 00:25:25.259 --> 00:25:26.900 Of course, that would be your takeaway, bro. 563 00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:27.900 Well, that would be the. 564 00:25:27.880 --> 00:25:31.079 Nice question I ask. The butter him up. And then 565 00:25:31.140 --> 00:25:32.279 I would go for the blood. 566 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:39.220 You know, just two drug addicts connecting on drugs. You know? 567 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:42.809 Didn't he get busted? His drug dealer was the government. 568 00:25:43.089 --> 00:25:44.410 That's probably true, dude. 569 00:25:44.589 --> 00:25:46.049 Good point. Yeah, good point. 570 00:25:46.630 --> 00:25:49.890 He gets it before it gets cut. But, dude, it's like, 571 00:25:49.930 --> 00:25:50.549 come on, bro. 572 00:25:51.569 --> 00:25:52.970 Yeah, I'm just looking it up. By the way, just 573 00:25:53.029 --> 00:26:01.079 a cursory Google reveals that the Biden administration bombed Zamari 574 00:26:01.299 --> 00:26:05.619 Ahmadi and nine members of his family in Kabul in 2021. 575 00:26:05.619 --> 00:26:09.819 Ahmadi was a 43-year-old electrical engineer and aid worker for 576 00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:14.140 a U.S.-based nonprofit the U.S. mistakenly believed is white Toyota. 577 00:26:14.269 --> 00:26:17.599 Remember this? was connected to ISIS-K and fired a Hellfire 578 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:21.200 missile as he arrived home. Ten civilians were also killed. 579 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:25.539 Seven of those were children. The Pentagon later acknowledged that 580 00:26:25.660 --> 00:26:28.240 none of them were associated with ISIS-K and called the 581 00:26:28.289 --> 00:26:32.250 strike a tragic mistake. That's just the first of several 582 00:26:33.250 --> 00:26:35.549 results that come back. I don't know what Hunter Biden 583 00:26:35.630 --> 00:26:38.950 is talking about. Do you think he really believes that? Yeah, 584 00:26:39.049 --> 00:26:39.730 I don't know. 585 00:26:39.750 --> 00:26:41.259 Listen, dude, Johnny.... 586 00:26:43.690 --> 00:26:49.410 When major media lies, it's not about them. It's not 587 00:26:49.490 --> 00:26:53.650 really about them believing it. It's what they want is 588 00:26:53.710 --> 00:26:56.609 the people that support them to believe it. It's about 589 00:26:56.910 --> 00:27:00.750 emotionally capturing people. So what he's saying to the left 590 00:27:01.329 --> 00:27:03.470 is that we never killed anybody. Look at this guy's 591 00:27:03.509 --> 00:27:06.410 killed everyone. We got 700 troops coming home dead from 592 00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:09.089 the stupid war. My dad didn't kill anybody. And everyone 593 00:27:09.130 --> 00:27:10.369 knows his dad killed somebody. 594 00:27:10.430 --> 00:27:15.200 Not one person. Not one fucking person. It's not about 595 00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:17.980 you and me that are smart enough to know the game. 596 00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:21.700 It's for the idiots who just... Again, it's like what 597 00:27:21.740 --> 00:27:27.410 I've been saying about elections. Elections aren't about elections. They're

598 00:27:27.450 --> 00:27:29.309 not about who wins. 599 00:27:29.109 --> 00:27:31.650 And who loses. That's not why they spend all the money. 600 00:27:31.990 --> 00:27:33.910 They spend all the money to keep you stuck in 601 00:27:33.930 --> 00:27:39.150 the two-party paradigm of right versus left, Democrat versus Republican. 602 00:27:39.569 --> 00:27:42.920 That's the goal. Is to keep you fighting with each other. 603 00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:47.380 It's not about winning. Hopefully win. They already know who's 604 00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:47.920 going to win. 605 00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:51.039 And some of them are Marxist. And some of them 606 00:27:51.059 --> 00:27:54.700 are neocon Zionist. And that's who they get in. That's 607 00:27:54.740 --> 00:27:58.869 how it goes. People are yelling. 608 00:27:59.289 --> 00:28:04.170 In the comment section. Yeah it's crazy dude. That's the 609 00:28:04.210 --> 00:28:09.980 problem man. It's like. Why are you, you know, why 610 00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:11.259 do that show with that guy? 611 00:28:12.460 --> 00:28:12.640 Yeah. 612 00:28:13.119 --> 00:28:13.339 Yeah. 613 00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:19.329 I mean, okay, so if someone, like, let's say Rogan 614 00:28:19.769 --> 00:28:24.950 was going to have Obama on or something. And he 615 00:28:24.990 --> 00:28:27.690 was like, Sam, wait, no, but listen, but listen. And 616 00:28:27.730 --> 00:28:30.089 he was like, Sam, I want you to come on 617 00:28:30.589 --> 00:28:31.650 and be, like. 618 00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:35.670 Lobbing some real questions. I have dreams about Rogan asking 619 00:28:35.710 --> 00:28:36.839 me to go on with Zuckerberg. 620 00:28:37.970 --> 00:28:39.470 So you would do it, though, because that's how I 621 00:28:39.490 --> 00:28:41.869 feel like Trussell did during that. They asked him to 622 00:28:42.230 --> 00:28:44.009 come on and be like the kind of, you know, 623 00:28:44.089 --> 00:28:44.809 prod him a little. 624 00:28:45.430 --> 00:28:51.039 Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I could see that for sure. 625 00:28:51.140 --> 00:28:53.759 Have you seen the trailer for the new Social Network movie? 626 00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:56.779 I love the Bill Burrs in it. Yeah. 627 00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:57.680 That guy. 628 00:28:57.779 --> 00:29:00.220 Boy, I mean, he just can't stop working. 629 00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:03.230 Listen. Listen. I get Bill Burr. 630 00:29:03.369 --> 00:29:06.170 He doesn't like me because I have a joke that 631 00:29:06.190 --> 00:29:07.720 has the M word in it and I say it. 632 00:29:08.190 --> 00:29:12.720 And that's exactly when our relationship disintegrated and he stopped 633 00:29:12.740 --> 00:29:13.519 doing my shows. 634 00:29:14.099 --> 00:29:17.900 And I'm okay with that. All right? I get it, Bill. 635 00:29:17.980 --> 00:29:19.940 No, you're not okay with that. That's shitty, dude. 636 00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:20.880 Why are you okay with that? 637 00:29:20.900 --> 00:29:21.279 That's shitty. 638 00:29:21.299 --> 00:29:24.160 Because it's like the focus on it will drive you crazy. 639 00:29:24.299 --> 00:29:27.019 Okay, but yeah, I got you. You're not dwelling on it. No, 640 00:29:27.059 --> 00:29:27.940 I don't dwell on it. 641 00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:28.220 It is shitty. 642 00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:28.680 It is shitty. 643 00:29:29.309 --> 00:29:31.269 It is shitty because I got called the M word 644 00:29:31.309 --> 00:29:33.890 by a famous black comedian. I should be able to 645 00:29:33.950 --> 00:29:37.079 talk about it. It's like, Johnny, do you know I'm 646 00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:38.720 literally thinking about taking. 647 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:41.619 legal action against Instagram? 648 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:45.000 For what? 649 00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:46.220 For Shadowban? 650 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:51.970 Instagram is using AI now. Right to decide whether your 651 00:29:52.069 --> 00:29:56.730 clip is proper or not. They're not striking you. Again, 652 00:29:56.869 --> 00:30:00.829 it's like, oh, freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach. 653 00:30:01.250 --> 00:30:04.569 So my bit about my pronouns being real M-word, okay? 654 00:30:05.549 --> 00:30:07.809 I went to the description that the AI broke down. 655 00:30:07.849 --> 00:30:08.789 Did I already tell you this? 656 00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:09.869 No. 657 00:30:10.950 --> 00:30:15.400 So it does a summation of your clip, and it 658 00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:18.079 basically says, Sam goes on a racist rant. 659 00:30:18.539 --> 00:30:19.319 Oh, yes, yes, you did. 660 00:30:19.900 --> 00:30:24.099 In this super edgy comedy tour he's doing. Which is 661 00:30:24.140 --> 00:30:27.420 like what is that my career Like what are you 662 00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.960 freaking talking about Super edgy Which is why my views 663 00:30:31.019 --> 00:30:33.980 are dumb So I'm like I made a decision I'm 664 00:30:34.019 --> 00:30:37.329 like Even if I play the game they don't like 665 00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:40.109 me And then if I do play the game I'm 666 00:30:40.150 --> 00:30:43.890 projecting a style of comedy That isn't me So let's 667 00:30:43.930 --> 00:30:46.450 say I start playing the game And I get millions 668 00:30:46.490 --> 00:30:49.490 of views right And I get people buying tickets to 669 00:30:49.509 --> 00:30:52.750 my show They're not buying tickets to my comedy They're 670 00:30:52.769 --> 00:30:55.769 buying tickets to me playing the game. And then they're 671 00:30:55.789 --> 00:30:57.089 going to come see me and when I want to 672 00:30:57.109 --> 00:30:58.910 do what I really want to do, they're going to 673 00:30:58.950 --> 00:30:59.339 hate it. 674 00:31:00.349 --> 00:31:01.490 So I'd rather have. 675 00:31:01.390 --> 00:31:03.250 A hundred people see me. 676 00:31:03.730 --> 00:31:07.799 Knowing exactly what they're getting into than have a thousand 677 00:31:07.819 --> 00:31:10.980 people come see me expecting me to be pop comedy 678 00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.089 wacky Sam And

it's just garbage. So when it goes 679 00:31:15.150 --> 00:31:17.990 back to Bill Burr, I like Bill Burr. I love 680 00:31:18.019 --> 00:31:19.680 Bill Burr. I think he's one of the best comics 681 00:31:19.700 --> 00:31:21.380 to ever do it. You don't want to like me 682 00:31:21.420 --> 00:31:23.839 because I tell a true story about Paul Mooney calling 683 00:31:23.859 --> 00:31:26.539 me the M word? That's on you, dude. Not on me. 684 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:27.140 So stupid. 685 00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:28.240 Okay? 686 00:31:28.740 --> 00:31:31.869 And I get the game you're playing. And it's the 687 00:31:31.910 --> 00:31:34.130 same thing with these other guys that don't want to 688 00:31:34.150 --> 00:31:37.160 do my show anymore. I get the game, dude. And 689 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.480 that's fine. I'm not mad at you. You're living your dreams. 690 00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:46.940 Everybody who came to L.A. has dreamed of being where 691 00:31:46.980 --> 00:31:47.799 these guys are. 692 00:31:47.819 --> 00:31:49.559 Yeah, yeah. 693 00:31:49.819 --> 00:31:55.950 And the fear isn't losing the money. The fear is 694 00:31:56.069 --> 00:32:02.089 losing the access to all the opportunities you want. So 695 00:32:02.109 --> 00:32:06.140 they play the game. You see, every comic does this now. 696 00:32:06.589 --> 00:32:09.490 They make it off being edgy, and then they flip 697 00:32:09.529 --> 00:32:12.809 to progressive, and then they're just saying stupid shit they 698 00:32:12.849 --> 00:32:16.150 don't believe because they know casting directors are going to 699 00:32:16.210 --> 00:32:19.069 Google them, and they want them to see them saying 700 00:32:19.089 --> 00:32:24.109 the most progressively stupid shit so they get the gigs. 701 00:32:25.990 --> 00:32:32.039 God, I hope someday we're past that. Hollywood has died. 702 00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:32.759 Bully. 703 00:32:33.730 --> 00:32:36.160 Well, Johnny, you know, the truth of the matter is, 704 00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:40.200 outside of Rogan and the Segoras and, you know, Tony 705 00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:44.339 Hinchcliffe and Red Band, like, all my opportunities have come 706 00:32:44.420 --> 00:32:48.319 completely out of L.A., completely outside the L.A. comedy scene. 707 00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:50.680 The L.A. 708 00:32:50.700 --> 00:32:53.660 Comedy scene, the only reason I got my Spike TV 709 00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:56.660 show was because a comic from New York named Steve 710 00:32:56.720 --> 00:33:04.289 Byrne brought me to the... Brought me to his audition. 711 00:33:04.900 --> 00:33:09.089 And the only reason I got in the comedy store, Doc, 712 00:33:09.450 --> 00:33:12.430 is because I saw a guy in a recovery meeting 713 00:33:12.470 --> 00:33:14.910 that was doing it. And he's like, everyone says I 714 00:33:14.910 --> 00:33:15.450 should interview you. 715 00:33:15.470 --> 00:33:18.109 Can I interview you? I'm like, yeah, let's go. I 716 00:33:18.150 --> 00:33:20.049 wasn't going to be recommended. Yeah. 717 00:33:21.289 --> 00:33:22.650 Funny how that worked. 718 00:33:23.059 --> 00:33:24.779 The Brody Steven things I went through, they're all like, 719 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.420 we want you in this. The night of stand-up, never 720 00:33:27.460 --> 00:33:28.329 got asked to do it. 721 00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:29.380 And that's fine. 722 00:33:29.460 --> 00:33:35.099 I'm not honestly mad about it. But it's like, inside LA, 723 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:40.539 they're playing this progressive game from 2010 that doesn't exist 724 00:33:40.619 --> 00:33:45.579 anywhere else. And I don't want to play the game. 725 00:33:46.740 --> 00:33:49.140 I don't want to play the game, dude. I have 726 00:33:49.180 --> 00:33:52.420 a certain type of comedy that I think people, you know, 727 00:33:52.460 --> 00:33:55.740 there's people who think I'm a racist, homophobe, anti. 728 00:33:56.720 --> 00:34:01.430 I love everybody besides you, Johnny. There's other people. Okay? I. 729 00:34:02.619 --> 00:34:07.859 I think I'm the most open-minded guy because. 730 00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:08.920 I make fun of everybody equally. 731 00:34:09.420 --> 00:34:12.260 If I'm willing to make fun of people I'm willing 732 00:34:12.300 --> 00:34:17.010 to die for, my mother, my girlfriend, my children, why 733 00:34:17.050 --> 00:34:18.429 can't I make fun of everybody else? 734 00:34:20.309 --> 00:34:23.530 It doesn't make, yeah, I mean, dude. And comedy used 735 00:34:23.550 --> 00:34:26.889 to be the frontier. Now it's worse. I mean, it's 736 00:34:26.929 --> 00:34:30.070 gone almost inverted. You know what I mean? It's come in. 737 00:34:30.150 --> 00:34:33.329 Instead of pushing the boundaries, comedy is kind of plumbing 738 00:34:33.389 --> 00:34:38.170 the depths. It's reverted. It's mainstream comedy. It's just stuck 739 00:34:38.230 --> 00:34:40.110 in time. Yeah, it's frozen. 740 00:34:40.570 --> 00:34:42.789 If you ask them what year it is, everyone in 741 00:34:42.809 --> 00:34:43.809 LA will tell you it's about 2015. 742 00:34:43.789 --> 00:34:44.030 Yeah. 743 00:34:44.170 --> 00:34:45.190 And I. 744 00:34:47.630 --> 00:34:51.210 Was in Edinburgh last week when French was going on, 745 00:34:51.510 --> 00:34:55.989 and Dude, all the acts there were in what you 746 00:34:56.010 --> 00:35:03.809 would call, like, all, but all, it's advanced zero since, like, 747 00:35:05.050 --> 00:35:09.329 Upright Citizen Brigade, like, that time, you know, of, or, 748 00:35:10.260 --> 00:35:13.500 I mean, it's just all, like, trans-themed. Everybody, it's all 749 00:35:13.539 --> 00:35:17.519 about your internal sexual life. There's, like, all the, because 750 00:35:17.539 --> 00:35:20.219 there are posters everywhere for French, and they're all just, 751 00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:24.980 it's like a one-man show about a man and his transitioning. 752 00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:27.320 I saw that there were like three shows about a 753 00:35:27.340 --> 00:35:31.400

guy transition, transitioning to a woman. Uh, I kind of 754 00:35:31.420 --> 00:35:33.420 wanted to pop into a couple of, just to see. 755 00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:35.219 Like, Johnny loves trans. We all know that. 756 00:35:35.579 --> 00:35:38.760 Well, just to see, I mean, it's, it's just all about, 757 00:35:38.780 --> 00:35:43.670 I don't know. It's like personal, you know, like, but 758 00:35:43.809 --> 00:35:47.829 not in any way, like very acceptable. You know what 759 00:35:47.889 --> 00:35:49.989 I mean? It's like, it's almost, but it's almost like 760 00:35:50.010 --> 00:35:52.590 a CV. It's almost like a resume for like, getting 761 00:35:52.630 --> 00:35:54.280 an acting job or something yeah. 762 00:35:54.090 --> 00:35:57.199 I get that and i i listen i'm not somebody 763 00:35:57.219 --> 00:35:59.820 who's like there shouldn't be woke i think you should 764 00:35:59.860 --> 00:36:02.260 have the spectrum i i'm fine with. 765 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:05.400 There is no spectrum though there's just that that's. 766 00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:08.000 The problem you have to have the knuckle dragging shit 767 00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:11.909 that's where la and hollywood has lost it they only 768 00:36:11.989 --> 00:36:16.190 serviced a small fringe which was la san francisco and 769 00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:18.090 new york Maybe. 770 00:36:17.989 --> 00:36:21.139 Chicago is called for the fringe. It's supposed to be 771 00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:23.380 the fringe and it's not, it's just so not Edinburgh. 772 00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:25.820 I don't know how Ari performed there. 773 00:36:26.619 --> 00:36:31.400 Listen, because Ari is a, Ari is a lot like 774 00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:37.500 Eleanor Kerrigan. They can, they can go through different scenes 775 00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:41.659 and be accepted, right? They can go like Eleanor Kerrigan 776 00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:44.730 can play the most woke show in Hollywood and crush 777 00:36:44.750 --> 00:36:48.019 and And then the next night go to Andrew Dice 778 00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:50.699 Clay's crowd and crush with the same exact material. 779 00:36:51.110 --> 00:36:54.469 Like she, she's like a blade. She's blade. She's a 780 00:36:54.530 --> 00:36:57.969 day Walker. She could do it all. That's why something's 781 00:36:58.010 --> 00:36:58.809 going to hit for her. 782 00:36:59.369 --> 00:37:01.050 And I always told her, it's like your style. It 783 00:37:01.090 --> 00:37:04.980 doesn't matter how, how old you get because you know, 784 00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:06.449 everyone's like, Oh, I'm aging out. 785 00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:07.639 It's like, I don't know. 786 00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:10.239 You're just going to become more of your character as 787 00:37:10.260 --> 00:37:12.739 you get older. You know, you don't have to worry 788 00:37:12.780 --> 00:37:15.929 about that. Cause you're interesting. It's like when you have 789 00:37:15.989 --> 00:37:19.010 a certain look, that's when you're kind of fucked. Like 790 00:37:19.449 --> 00:37:21.780 all these hot chicks talking about sex all the time. 791 00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:24.719 Like you see them disappear. You don't see a lot 792 00:37:24.739 --> 00:37:28.000 of them in their forties and fifties anymore banging. And 793 00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.460 if they are, they're on the fringe again, dude. It's like, 794 00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.099 I just, I just think it's, I just think it's sad. 795 00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:36.760 That's why Hollywood is dying. 796 00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:39.769 And they're desperate to get the right back, but they 797 00:37:39.789 --> 00:37:42.010 just can't get out of their own freaking way. 798 00:37:43.429 --> 00:37:47.440 Speaking of aging, Sam, I know you've faced this as 799 00:37:47.460 --> 00:37:48.619 you age. Listen, this guy just. 800 00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:52.440 Said, Sam is as funny as Brain Shop, question mark? 801 00:37:54.889 --> 00:37:59.989 Question mark? Like, are you making a statement? Or are 802 00:38:00.030 --> 00:38:01.349 you asking a question? 803 00:38:02.510 --> 00:38:04.230 I have a question, Sam. Do you wish you could 804 00:38:04.269 --> 00:38:07.030 go back in time and use our sponsor, HIMSS, before 805 00:38:07.050 --> 00:38:08.809 your hair started to retreat on you? 806 00:38:08.889 --> 00:38:11.260 Johnny, you don't even know how bad I am getting 807 00:38:11.340 --> 00:38:13.380 crop circles. And if I didn't think I had an 808 00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:16.159 egghead and looked like a fat vampire, I would shave 809 00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:16.840 it tomorrow. 810 00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:20.280 Well, you should go and meet our friends at HIMSS. 811 00:38:20.940 --> 00:38:23.940 Catching yourself in the mirror, like Sam just said, is 812 00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:26.730 doing a number on your mental math and on your hairline. 813 00:38:27.150 --> 00:38:29.170 I'm sorry, on your mental health and on your hairline. 814 00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:32.440 Most guys know that moment when you see yourself and 815 00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:36.059 realize how much you've aged. 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Don't take it down. 846 00:40:14.909 --> 00:40:15.110 Go on. 847 00:40:15.110 --> 00:40:17.360 I just want to say to our four black listeners, uh, 848 00:40:17.750 --> 00:40:20.409 You can use hymns on your cornrows, according to this picture. 849 00:40:20.809 --> 00:40:21.489 Oh, yeah, you can. 850 00:40:21.510 --> 00:40:21.750 Look at that. 851 00:40:21.789 --> 00:40:24.269 You don't even have to undo your cornrows. You can 852 00:40:24.309 --> 00:40:26.849 just drop, drop, fizz, fizz, right in the middle of 853 00:40:26.869 --> 00:40:29.130 that row. Thank you, hymns. 854 00:40:29.409 --> 00:40:31.610 We'll talk about cornrows later when we get into this 855 00:40:32.010 --> 00:40:35.449 football player that, like, hoaxed an entire NFL career to 856 00:40:35.869 --> 00:40:36.730 steal money from chicks. 857 00:40:36.789 --> 00:40:38.369 Just to get money from fat chicks. 858 00:40:38.550 --> 00:40:41.739 Yeah, it's so great. 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Use 907 00:43:15.820 --> 00:43:20.889 the promo code BROKEN with the TaskRabbit app or at TaskRabbit.com. 908 00:43:21.269 --> 00:43:21.969 We love TaskRabbit. 909 00:43:22.489 --> 00:43:24.110 We love it. It makes us hard. 910 00:43:24.969 --> 00:43:25.590 Oh, jeez. 911 00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:26.920 What? 912 00:43:27.380 --> 00:43:31.099 You're an animal. You sent me this, or no, I 913 00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:33.679 sent you this, and then... You sent you this, I 914 00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:37.280 sent you that. Reckless Ben is at it again. 915 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:40.559 Oh, my God, dude, this guy's reckless. 916 00:43:40.980 --> 00:43:44.550 He's got balls on him, man. And it's weird because 917 00:43:44.869 --> 00:43:47.289 I had some weird thoughts about him, like whether he's legit, 918 00:43:47.369 --> 00:43:47.820 because I. 919 00:43:47.849 --> 00:43:48.929 Like what, sexually? 920 00:43:48.949 --> 00:43:52.250 Oh, well, I mean, that was a given. If you 921 00:43:52.269 --> 00:43:54.789 look back, he was on, he appeared on something, like 922 00:43:54.849 --> 00:43:58.030 some version, it's not this, but it's some version of this, 923 00:43:59.170 --> 00:44:01.289 America's got talent kind of thing where he was like 924 00:44:01.750 --> 00:44:05.429 shirtless in his underwear bouncing on these ropes. Like it 925 00:44:05.469 --> 00:44:07.369 was really weird. So it makes you think he's somebody 926 00:44:07.389 --> 00:44:10.239 that's kind of been in the entertainment system. 927 00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:14.679 Maybe Johnny has anyone who ever gone on, like outside 928 00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:19.539 of singing and comedy, those singing shows and comedic shows. 929 00:44:20.219 --> 00:44:22.949 Has anyone who's gone on like America's got talent or 930 00:44:22.989 --> 00:44:23.989 anything ever gone. 931 00:44:23.889 --> 00:44:27.920 On to like, Magic and magic, yeah. This guy, Piff 932 00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:29.059 the Magic Dragon, I think. 933 00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:30.239 Piff the Dragon, dude. 934 00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:32.619 Yeah, he's pretty big. The chicks have. 935 00:44:32.409 --> 00:44:34.809 Dragon fetishes, and they're all just trying to get that 936 00:44:34.909 --> 00:44:35.829 green root. 937 00:44:36.389 --> 00:44:39.349 And there's that one guy, like Tape Face or whatever. 938 00:44:39.690 --> 00:44:42.690 He's had some success. I don't know. Is that like comedy, 939 00:44:42.730 --> 00:44:42.929 I guess? 940 00:44:42.989 --> 00:44:46.340 I guess it depends on what you call success, right? 941 00:44:46.860 --> 00:44:50.360 So if you're a magician getting a Vegas, you know. 942 00:44:50.780 --> 00:44:51.619 It's a big deal, yeah. 943 00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.679 Getting a show in Vegas is a big, a residency 944 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.980 is a big deal. So yeah, I, I, I, I, I, 945 00:44:58.139 --> 00:44:59.340 I retract my question. 946 00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:00.519 Well, no, I think you're right though. 947 00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:01.119 Mostly. 948 00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:03.349 I mean, it's very rare. It's very rare. Cause you know, 949 00:45:03.369 --> 00:45:05.409 it's just, most of them are, can do like one thing. 950 00:45:05.429 --> 00:45:08.789 Like I can smash watermelons with my head. And then yeah. 951 00:45:09.010 --> 00:45:11.250 What's the end game of that? Like you become an 952 00:45:11.269 --> 00:45:12.469 NBA halftime show. 953 00:45:12.929 --> 00:45:13.210 Yeah. 954 00:45:13.250 --> 00:45:15.829 Like what is the end game of that? You just do. 955 00:45:15.869 --> 00:45:17.989 You're like the red Panda lady. That's just going around 956 00:45:18.030 --> 00:45:21.860 tossing bowls on her head until she's 60. She's, I mean, 957 00:45:21.940 --> 00:45:24.079 she's still doing that shit, dude. I have a friend 958 00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:24.699 who saw her last year. 959 00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:27.579 Dude, she's crushing it, dude. She's fucking crushing it. 960 00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:32.929 So, Reckless Ben found out about this, it's this company 961 00:45:33.010 --> 00:45:36.110 that sells, like, air purifiers and stuff. 962 00:45:36.489 --> 00:45:36.769 Well. 963 00:45:37.489 --> 00:45:40.760 Yeah, you gotta go deep into it. He goes really 964 00:45:40.820 --> 00:45:41.659 deep into his Patreon. 965 00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:43.599 We'll just play a little bit of it for the 966 00:45:43.659 --> 00:45:46.440 beginning of the free video, and then we'll talk about 967 00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.900 the Patreon line element of this, because I want to 968 00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:51.219 hear what you think about it. This is Reckless Ben again, 969 00:45:51.460 --> 00:45:57.789 the same guy that investigated and really pressed that Lego company. 970 00:45:57.829 --> 00:45:59.389 Brought down a Lego empire. 971 00:45:59.610 --> 00:46:02.650 Yeah, he brought down a Lego empire. And a Mormon, 972 00:46:02.710 --> 00:46:04.489 sort of, what would you say, like a Mormon police 973 00:46:04.550 --> 00:46:09.929 state in Salt Lake City. or outside in Utah. Okay, 974 00:46:10.030 --> 00:46:10.369 here we go. 975

00:46:10.750 --> 00:46:12.369 Look at this heartwarming company. 976 00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:16.309 They sell air purifiers and water purifiers, and they're always 977 00:46:16.349 --> 00:46:19.170 giving back to the community. Well, I got an email 978 00:46:19.190 --> 00:46:21.510 from someone who said they used to be very high 979 00:46:21.570 --> 00:46:23.929 up in this company, and the only reason this company 980 00:46:24.010 --> 00:46:28.530 exists is to fund the world's biggest human trafficking ring ever. 981 00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:31.139 So I asked them if they'd be down to get 982 00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:31.760 on a call with me. 983 00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.900 He's at Interpol's most wanted list. 984 00:46:36.059 --> 00:46:37.880 I called the FBI and I said, I found him, 985 00:46:37.940 --> 00:46:39.260 I found him. I can tell you a story that 986 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:41.610 will make your head fly off your shoulders. 987 00:46:42.090 --> 00:46:45.469 This guy wants to remain anonymous, but this woman, Myra, 988 00:46:45.610 --> 00:46:47.570 is an ex- So. 989 00:46:47.469 --> 00:46:50.250 When I first started watching it, I thought this guy 990 00:46:50.449 --> 00:46:53.219 was kind of a wuss for covering his face and 991 00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:56.159 letting the chick go. But once you start to watch this, 992 00:46:56.260 --> 00:46:58.360 you realize this guy is. 993 00:46:58.320 --> 00:46:59.300 A freaking hero. 994 00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:00.019 Yeah. 995 00:47:01.019 --> 00:47:03.199 I don't know why he doesn't want his face on there, 996 00:47:03.300 --> 00:47:04.489 and she's okay with it. 997 00:47:06.130 --> 00:47:09.389 But he's a hero, dude. He goes hard to paint, dude. 998 00:47:11.050 --> 00:47:13.760 I completely agree. Yeah, and I thought the same thing, too. 999 00:47:14.300 --> 00:47:16.199 He was kind of acting kind of fruity, like, oh. 1000 00:47:16.219 --> 00:47:17.400 Your head's going to pop, bro. 1001 00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:19.000 But no, you're 100% right. 1002 00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:24.010 Employee of this company who used to work right underneath 1003 00:47:24.070 --> 00:47:25.309 the ceo i'm. 1004 00:47:25.250 --> 00:47:28.579 Peter spiegel i'm the founder and chief executive officer of 1005 00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:32.300 ideal living in los angeles california. 1006 00:47:31.820 --> 00:47:34.239 Yeah the company is called ideal living i. 1007 00:47:36.019 --> 00:47:36.639 I feel i. 1008 00:47:36.579 --> 00:47:39.079 Feel bad we're stopping it all the time or spiegel 1009 00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:41.630 huh all the time yeah i mean is that guy 1010 00:47:42.110 --> 00:47:44.050 not is there any way dude who looks like that 1011 00:47:44.070 --> 00:47:46.849 isn't associated with some really shady shit. 1012 00:47:47.409 --> 00:47:51.599 Yeah dude the the deep deep set, dark eyes. It's 1013 00:47:51.820 --> 00:47:53.340 almost always weird teeth. 1014 00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:54.159 Yeah. 1015 00:47:54.380 --> 00:47:55.519 Yeah. Yeah. 1016 00:47:55.619 --> 00:47:58.260 Isn't that, you've mentioned that before. It's almost like, you 1017 00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:01.090 know how in star Wars, the dark side people, the Sith, 1018 00:48:01.690 --> 00:48:04.210 it kind of takes a toll on their physique, their face, 1019 00:48:04.250 --> 00:48:06.110 you know, kind of becomes withered and they get those 1020 00:48:06.730 --> 00:48:11.510 yellow eyes that something like that for sure happens in life. The, 1021 00:48:11.550 --> 00:48:14.030 the people that spend their days kind of doing dark shit, 1022 00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:16.460 it takes a toll on your skin or something. You 1023 00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:19.960 know what I mean? Oh, Mark just told me. 1024 00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:22.110 He emailed Reckless Ben. I would love to have Reckless 1025 00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:22.489 Ben on the show. 1026 00:48:22.510 --> 00:48:24.130 Oh, was that Mark who said that? I thought that 1027 00:48:24.170 --> 00:48:24.730 was somebody else. 1028 00:48:25.610 --> 00:48:27.349 I would love to have Reckless Ben on the show. 1029 00:48:27.389 --> 00:48:28.250 I saw that in the comments. 1030 00:48:28.530 --> 00:48:29.769 Hey, Mark. 1031 00:48:30.989 --> 00:48:33.610 You suck him off because he's doing such a great job. 1032 00:48:34.130 --> 00:48:35.090 You make me suck him off? 1033 00:48:35.110 --> 00:48:35.769 How about XG? 1034 00:48:35.769 --> 00:48:36.789 What do we have XG for? 1035 00:48:36.829 --> 00:48:39.090 Immigrant labor. We'll let him choose. 1036 00:48:39.610 --> 00:48:41.909 The immigrant has to do that. 1037 00:48:41.949 --> 00:48:44.469 Yeah, you want a citizenship? Suck him off. 1038 00:48:47.019 --> 00:48:49.920 You think XG, if he could just get it out 1039 00:48:49.940 --> 00:48:51.750 of the way, go ahead and get it 100% locked in, 1040 00:48:51.780 --> 00:48:52.679 he would suck. 1041 00:48:52.579 --> 00:48:53.619 Off one guy? I'm going to. 1042 00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:57.039 Say something to you, Johnny. And I'm going to lose 1043 00:48:57.219 --> 00:48:59.719 probably all my fan base for saying this. I would 1044 00:48:59.760 --> 00:49:01.519 suck off Trump if it meant to get rid of 1045 00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:05.550 the Fed. To get rid of the Fed. I would sacrifice. 1046 00:49:05.590 --> 00:49:08.369 You're a hero. You're a real American hero, dude. 1047 00:49:08.849 --> 00:49:11.849 If he goes, all you got to do is just 1048 00:49:12.550 --> 00:49:13.670 work it one time. 1049 00:49:14.380 --> 00:49:17.250 And I'll sign this paper right here. I go sign 1050 00:49:17.289 --> 00:49:20.579 it first and then I'll do it. the deed. 1051 00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:21.659 Guaranteed. 1052 00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:24.900 And triplies always pay their debts. 1053 00:49:26.099 --> 00:49:26.920 You're a hero, Sam. 1054 00:49:27.139 --> 00:49:29.949 You're a real American hero. Yeah. If he get rid 1055 00:49:30.030 --> 00:49:32.590 of the IRS and the Fed, I'd sacrifice my

manhood. 1056 00:49:34.530 --> 00:49:36.650 You're asshole? You're asshole? 1057 00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:38.530 Yeah. Really? I would, dude. 1058 00:49:39.190 --> 00:49:39.530 I would. 1059 00:49:39.630 --> 00:49:42.730 Sorry, guys. You guys don't like me, but I have 1060 00:49:42.750 --> 00:49:44.449 to do this for America, for my children. 1061 00:49:46.150 --> 00:49:47.699 God bless you, Sam. That's all I'll say. 1062 00:49:47.710 --> 00:49:48.130 Thank you. 1063 00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:49.250 God bless you, sir. 1064 00:49:49.670 --> 00:49:50.949 Thank you, dude. Thank you. 1065 00:49:51.090 --> 00:49:53.869 It's located about 30 minutes away from Los Angeles. 1066 00:49:54.570 --> 00:49:57.300 I worked at that company over a 15 year period. 1067 00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:01.269 I was a senior brand manager for the two largest non-infomercial. 1068 00:50:00.659 --> 00:50:01.360 Brands at the company. 1069 00:50:01.440 --> 00:50:02.659 Because she was so high up. 1070 00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:05.340 Shout out Myra, by the way. 1071 00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:06.099 Lovely. 1072 00:50:07.690 --> 00:50:10.820 She knows all of the company's secrets. She's probably the 1073 00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:13.679 only person in the world who has the power to 1074 00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:20.219 completely destroy this company. So you might be thinking, how 1075 00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:23.010 does an air purifier company from Los Angeles get away 1076 00:50:23.070 --> 00:50:28.070 with funding the world's biggest human trafficking ring? Well, they 1077 00:50:28.110 --> 00:50:30.710 have a pretty sneaky way of pulling this off. The 1078 00:50:30.750 --> 00:50:34.090 leader of all of the abuse pretends to be a god. 1079 00:50:34.110 --> 00:50:38.539 He has his own organization called Jaga Guru Kripalu Parishat, 1080 00:50:38.820 --> 00:50:43.840 or JKP for short. On their website, you can see 1081 00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:46.349 that this man claims to be the fifth Jaga Guru 1082 00:50:46.449 --> 00:50:50.070 of the world, which basically means that he is literally 1083 00:50:50.150 --> 00:50:53.429 God himself, but in the form of a human. And yeah, 1084 00:50:53.570 --> 00:50:56.170 you watching this might not believe that this man's a God, 1085 00:50:56.469 --> 00:51:00.500 but there's about 100 million people from all around the 1086 00:51:00.539 --> 00:51:04.739 world that actually do believe this. So I found someone 1087 00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:07.619 who said they lived in this organization for over 14 1088 00:51:07.619 --> 00:51:09.320 years and sent them a message. 1089 00:51:10.530 --> 00:51:13.690 I was just drawn in. It just seemed like, oh, hey, 1090 00:51:13.710 --> 00:51:15.309 this could be a spiritual home for me. 1091 00:51:15.329 --> 00:51:18.670 This could be where I learn, where I advance, where 1092 00:51:18.690 --> 00:51:20.190 I achieve my spiritual goals. 1093 00:51:20.530 --> 00:51:22.929 The first thing she explained to me was why everyone 1094 00:51:22.969 --> 00:51:24.309 believes that he's a god. 1095 00:51:24.329 --> 00:51:26.090 We had rogue. 1096 00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:29.289 People in the history of the organization. 1097 00:51:29.019 --> 00:51:29.880 Who would. 1098 00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:34.880 Say, yeah, you're this or you're that or you get 1099 00:51:34.900 --> 00:51:39.219 this award. For a fee. For a personal fee to 1100 00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:41.199 that person or those couple of people. 1101 00:51:43.039 --> 00:51:47.610 Sam, should we get some titles for ourselves? 1102 00:51:48.489 --> 00:51:51.369 Oh, bro. The best way to make money is to 1103 00:51:51.670 --> 00:51:53.150 start a religious organization. 1104 00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:55.409 No, no, no. We got to pay them, dude. We 1105 00:51:55.429 --> 00:51:57.789 could become Jaja gurus or whatever, bro. 1106 00:51:58.449 --> 00:51:58.809 Yeah. 1107 00:51:58.869 --> 00:51:59.550 Don't you want to do that? 1108 00:51:59.570 --> 00:52:01.110 Do you want to be a Jaja guru? 1109 00:52:02.369 --> 00:52:04.670 I don't even have to be, like, the first one in, like, 1110 00:52:04.769 --> 00:52:07.389 or whatever he was, like, 150. I would just, I'll be, like, 1111 00:52:07.469 --> 00:52:08.670 the mid-tier. I'm happy. 1112 00:52:09.190 --> 00:52:11.869 Johnny's, like, a 200th-ranked god. 1113 00:52:12.250 --> 00:52:14.349 Can you imagine what that would do for this podcast, bro, 1114 00:52:14.389 --> 00:52:16.110 if we became, like, minor deities? 1115 00:52:16.670 --> 00:52:17.670 Can we come up with. 1116 00:52:17.510 --> 00:52:20.550 Names for us? You're Jajaguru. I'm Gigi Jongjong. 1117 00:52:21.380 --> 00:52:23.980 Gigi Jongjong? Yeah, I'm sure if you pay enough, they'll 1118 00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:24.880 let you call yourself whatever. 1119 00:52:24.900 --> 00:52:28.039 Johnny, if we could dominate the Asian market, oh, my God. 1120 00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:29.519 What if they were, what if you wanted to be 1121 00:52:29.539 --> 00:52:35.420 called Waitaniga? What do you think that would be? 1122 00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:36.639 Yes, I'm in. 1123 00:52:37.019 --> 00:52:38.880 Do you think they would let you do that? 1124 00:52:39.340 --> 00:52:39.719 It sounds right. 1125 00:52:39.739 --> 00:52:41.880 They would probably be scared, but then they realize on 1126 00:52:41.900 --> 00:52:43.519 the other side of this is salvation. 1127 00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:45.780 Well, you're going to pay them. That's the point, right? 1128 00:52:46.500 --> 00:52:48.559 And they have to call me too, every time they 1129 00:52:48.579 --> 00:52:48.940 see me. 1130 00:52:49.840 --> 00:53:00.380 What religion would you say is most prone to white 1131 00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:05.119 chicks getting fooled. It's got to be like this stuff. 1132 00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:06.500 Great question, dude. 1133 00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:10.909 These gurus, bro. Mormonism is up there. 1134 00:53:10.929 --> 00:53:13.789 All the Hindus. But Mormons, dude. I have a lot

1135 00:53:13.849 --> 00:53:16.269 of Hindu friends. They're wonderful people. 1136 00:53:16.630 --> 00:53:21.309 And just like every group, they have some real scumbags 1137 00:53:21.429 --> 00:53:22.230 in their group, dude. 1138 00:53:22.289 --> 00:53:24.219 And some real dumb white chicks, for sure. 1139 00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:29.280 And white chicks love scumbags. They're like moth to a flame, dude. 1140 00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:32.860 They're like, are you a scumbag into doing disgusting sexual stuff? 1141 00:53:33.179 --> 00:53:34.199 Let me worship you. 1142 00:53:35.489 --> 00:53:38.090 The polygamous Mormons are up there too, for sure. 1143 00:53:38.849 --> 00:53:42.809 Mormons. I mean, Muslims now are getting into white progressive chicks. 1144 00:53:46.449 --> 00:53:50.639 It's never, well, I guess, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, like, 1145 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.480 nexium i mean what do you call that what what 1146 00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:55.039 that was. 1147 00:53:55.000 --> 00:53:58.159 Oh yeah that was definitely yeah these oh dude new 1148 00:53:58.420 --> 00:53:59.760 age new age. 1149 00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:03.429 Is new age yeah that's it number one dude and 1150 00:54:03.469 --> 00:54:05.289 that's a lot of like that's kind of like uh 1151 00:54:05.349 --> 00:54:06.809 sort of what would you say kind of like a 1152 00:54:06.929 --> 00:54:11.170 quasi uh hindu buddhist kind of stuff they kind of 1153 00:54:11.190 --> 00:54:11.809 pick and choose. 1154 00:54:11.730 --> 00:54:14.809 Who shows up and tells you they figured it all 1155 00:54:14.949 --> 00:54:18.860 out is shady as shit absolutely Anybody who's like, hey, dude, 1156 00:54:18.889 --> 00:54:22.239 I know we're like about 5,000 years into this question, 1157 00:54:22.300 --> 00:54:23.900 but I figured it out. 1158 00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:26.059 Yeah, absolutely. 1159 00:54:27.139 --> 00:54:30.639 Eventually, you just want to start banging chicks. 1160 00:54:30.869 --> 00:54:33.429 Jared Leto, somebody points out. Totally right. 1161 00:54:33.650 --> 00:54:33.849 Yeah. 1162 00:54:34.010 --> 00:54:35.710 You just want to start banging chicks. 1163 00:54:36.670 --> 00:54:38.409 We should do that, dude. We should start our own thing. 1164 00:54:38.769 --> 00:54:42.579 We could do that. I could be like your handler, 1165 00:54:42.619 --> 00:54:43.159 like the guy. 1166 00:54:43.179 --> 00:54:44.900 No, Johnny, I don't want to be the leader. You 1167 00:54:44.940 --> 00:54:46.239 got to be the face. I want to be the 1168 00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:47.780 guy behind the scenes. 1169 00:54:48.619 --> 00:54:50.739 Oh, you know, I could be like your body man. 1170 00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:52.059 You know, the guy that's around you all the time 1171 00:54:52.099 --> 00:54:53.449 just kind of keeping the hot chicks away from you. 1172 00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:58.949 No, no, no, you're the face. You're the Hitler. I'm Borman. 1173 00:54:59.389 --> 00:55:02.329 I'm Martin Borman. Yeah, let's

put XG out there. 1174 00:55:02.789 --> 00:55:03.469 He'll be at the top. 1175 00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:06.780 Yeah, XG. I want to be Martin Borman where I'm 1176 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.869 really in control, but nobody knows who I am. 1177 00:55:08.869 --> 00:55:12.989 Martin Borman. I'll be the Goebbels. I'll be the guy 1178 00:55:13.010 --> 00:55:16.989 who writes all the press and sends out the invitations. 1179 00:55:17.070 --> 00:55:19.170 Worship XG, white sluts. 1180 00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:24.900 And it will be the ones that have to try 1181 00:55:25.019 --> 00:55:26.239 out the ass first. 1182 00:55:26.699 --> 00:55:28.739 Yeah, I'll be like, hey, dude, if you want to join, 1183 00:55:28.780 --> 00:55:31.460 we got to hit that. So if you want, you 1184 00:55:31.500 --> 00:55:33.690 and your wife want any salvation, you got to let 1185 00:55:33.730 --> 00:55:37.690 us hit it. It's not our rules. It's from up there. 1186 00:55:38.090 --> 00:55:42.000 Yeah, we've been blessed by the snuffleupagus with his seed 1187 00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:43.019 is actually enclosed through us. 1188 00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:45.820 The problem, Johnny, is like, I don't know if anyone's 1189 00:55:45.900 --> 00:55:49.090 hung enough in our group to be a cult leader, 1190 00:55:49.130 --> 00:55:50.550 you kind of got to have a big one. 1191 00:55:50.570 --> 00:55:50.909 No, no, no. 1192 00:55:51.050 --> 00:55:53.690 You're wrong on that, C. You're wrong about that. You 1193 00:55:53.730 --> 00:55:57.969 have to convince the followers that big dick is disgusting. 1194 00:55:58.070 --> 00:55:59.130 That's part of our religion. 1195 00:55:59.210 --> 00:56:01.630 Oh, didn't the Romans do that for a long time? Yeah, yeah, 1196 00:56:01.710 --> 00:56:04.619 they did. Only animals have big roots. That's right. You 1197 00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:08.820 want these tiny roots. They really did, yeah. If you 1198 00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:11.000 don't think my dick is big enough, it's because you 1199 00:56:11.019 --> 00:56:14.000 have a wide-set vagina and you have to do tons 1200 00:56:14.059 --> 00:56:16.400 of Kegels. To make me feel good. 1201 00:56:16.420 --> 00:56:19.239 That's why all the statues had like mid dicks because they, 1202 00:56:19.780 --> 00:56:23.960 they thought it was kind of, uh, what would you say? Like, uh, low, 1203 00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:29.469 you know, like kind of bestial, uh, you know, working class. 1204 00:56:29.670 --> 00:56:29.869 Yeah. 1205 00:56:29.909 --> 00:56:32.670 Guys with big dicks are basically bestiality and you know, 1206 00:56:32.710 --> 00:56:33.289 and I know it. 1207 00:56:33.289 --> 00:56:34.090 Yeah. 1208 00:56:34.230 --> 00:56:36.510 Don't, don't, don't say that too loud though. 1209 00:56:36.590 --> 00:56:39.369 Okay. Okay. Um, all right. Yeah. 1210 00:56:39.449 --> 00:56:42.789 I'll just skip around in this, but, uh, yeah, let me, 1211 00:56:42.809 --> 00:56:45.210 let me, okay. So this lady, obviously white chick getting fooled. 1212 00:56:45.670 --> 00:56:50.510 as you would expect at any kind of guru scam situation. 1213 00:56:50.949 --> 00:56:53.369 And then I'll skip a little to the end now. 1214 00:56:55.449 --> 00:56:56.489 See, he basically just said. 1215 00:57:00.750 --> 00:57:03.409 Three times in the courtroom and none of those. 1216 00:57:03.869 --> 00:57:09.809 Bro, this is the craziest thing. They put this guy's 1217 00:57:09.829 --> 00:57:10.409 bail so high. 1218 00:57:10.449 --> 00:57:10.530 Yes. 1219 00:57:14.219 --> 00:57:16.559 And, you know, you don't realize it, or maybe I'm 1220 00:57:16.619 --> 00:57:18.840 slow and you're smart and you realize that the whole time. 1221 00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:23.260 But this living, what is it called? 1222 00:57:23.280 --> 00:57:24.809 I don't remember. 1223 00:57:25.329 --> 00:57:27.909 Living large or whatever. 1224 00:57:28.230 --> 00:57:31.090 No, what is it? Living spaces. 1225 00:57:31.670 --> 00:57:32.590 No, it's not living. 1226 00:57:32.670 --> 00:57:36.010 Did we apologize? No, I'm joking. Ideal living. 1227 00:57:36.690 --> 00:57:45.630 Ideal living. Ideal living. He was so... So dangerous. They 1228 00:57:45.670 --> 00:57:52.269 gave a $ 10 million bond. Living. What again? 1229 00:57:52.690 --> 00:57:54.010 Ideal living. 1230 00:57:54.429 --> 00:57:57.179 Ideal living. Put up $ 10 million. 1231 00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:57.739 Yeah. 1232 00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.039 That's how this guy's able to go get sushi the 1233 00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:04.440 night before he's about to get 200 years in jail. 1234 00:58:04.460 --> 00:58:06.050 Yeah. 1235 00:58:06.349 --> 00:58:07.469 I'll just play a little bit of it and then 1236 00:58:07.510 --> 00:58:09.530 we'll talk about the Patriot. 1237 00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:16.269 Theory it was a new york jewish diamond salesman who 1238 00:58:16.309 --> 00:58:22.610 found a scam and two poor fucking swamis found a financier. 1239 00:58:22.429 --> 00:58:26.250 You don't have to say a jewish diamond yeah and 1240 00:58:26.349 --> 00:58:28.329 scam that's redundant. 1241 00:58:28.070 --> 00:58:30.769 Yeah yeah you know those irish jewish uh i mean 1242 00:58:30.789 --> 00:58:35.300 those irish uh diamond salesmen that are famous in new york. 1243 00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:41.659 Uh boy yeah i mean that's hilarious Um, yeah. Okay. 1244 00:58:41.699 --> 00:58:44.159 So I'll shut up everybody. 1245 00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:46.039 I'll let the thing, I know I'm going to hear it. 1246 00:58:48.860 --> 00:58:52.469 And they, however, the story gets crazier. 1247 00:58:53.110 --> 00:58:55.170 The Hindu guru convicted. 1248 00:58:55.309 --> 00:58:56.449 They got his conviction. 1249 00:58:56.489 --> 00:58:59.150 He was convicted of 20 counts of child molestation, sentenced 1250 00:58:59.190 --> 00:59:00.429 to 280 years in jail. 1251 00:59:00.489 --> 00:59:02.090 But on the day of his sentencing, he. 1252 00:59:02.070 --> 00:59:02.570 Never showed up. 1253 00:59:02.929 -->

00:59:05.349 They called his name three times in the courtroom and 1254 00:59:05.469 --> 00:59:06.869 none of those calls were answered. 1255 00:59:07.110 --> 00:59:08.750 Religious leader may be on the run. 1256 00:59:08.769 --> 00:59:12.130 Convicted Hindu guru. has disappeared nobody knows where he is 1257 00:59:12.429 --> 00:59:14.800 is the 82 year old man unable to make it 1258 00:59:15.050 --> 00:59:19.599 or is he on the run the. 1259 00:59:18.010 --> 00:59:20.139 Night before his sentencing he was having dinner with my 1260 00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:23.500 bosses they helped him escape to mexico. 1261 00:59:23.619 --> 00:59:28.760 U.s marshal states the most complex escape that they'd ever 1262 00:59:28.940 --> 00:59:34.170 seen To this second, he's on the Interpol's most wanted list. 1263 00:59:34.489 --> 00:59:36.309 I called the FBI and I said, I found him, 1264 00:59:36.369 --> 00:59:36.789 I found him. 1265 00:59:36.869 --> 00:59:39.750 So they met up with the FBI and gave them 1266 00:59:40.130 --> 00:59:43.269 all of their evidence. But for some reason, the FBI 1267 00:59:43.309 --> 00:59:45.590 did nothing. They didn't really know what else to do 1268 00:59:45.630 --> 00:59:48.730 with all the evidence they had. So they decided to 1269 00:59:48.809 --> 00:59:49.829 share it with the news. 1270 00:59:49.849 --> 00:59:52.030 After she had gotten clearance from the story, she said, 1271 01:00:08.019 --> 01:00:10.280 I'm going to grab the readers by the throat from 1272 01:00:10.300 --> 01:00:12.219 the very first line and keep them reading all the 1273 01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:12.900 way till the end. 1274 01:00:13.380 --> 01:00:16.119 He said there were going to be seven videos that 1275 01:00:16.139 --> 01:00:18.630 we've interviewed all of these people. Then he told me 1276 01:00:18.690 --> 01:00:20.530 it was going to be on the cover, Ben. He 1277 01:00:20.570 --> 01:00:21.690 told me it was going to be on the cover 1278 01:00:21.769 --> 01:00:23.789 of Newsweek and on the online. 1279 01:00:24.170 --> 01:00:25.829 Cleared legal. It was ready to be published. 1280 01:00:25.849 --> 01:00:26.989 We were just waiting for the publication. 1281 01:00:29.030 --> 01:00:31.150 I got a Google alert. And so I clicked the 1282 01:00:31.170 --> 01:00:33.170 link and I'm watching this video of myself. 1283 01:00:33.409 --> 01:00:35.309 It turns out that this wasn't the story. 1284 01:00:35.329 --> 01:00:37.849 It was just a small clip of the interview that 1285 01:00:38.150 --> 01:00:39.309 accidentally leaked online. 1286 01:00:39.369 --> 01:00:40.489 I called the next day and he goes, oh, it 1287 01:00:40.510 --> 01:00:41.000 was a leak. 1288 01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:42.599 We don't know what happened. 1289 01:00:43.019 --> 01:00:44.400 We don't know why it's on there. I go, how 1290 01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:45.900 do you not know? What do you mean? 1291 01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:49.199 The news organization that accidentally leaked this clip sent them 1292 01:00:49.219 --> 01:00:52.070 an email later that day saying that they can verify 1293 01:00:52.110 --> 01:00:55.230 that Peter saw the video. And now that the CEO 1294 01:00:55.309 --> 01:00:57.690 of ideal living knows that there's a story about to 1295 01:00:57.730 --> 01:01:00.329 come out that could destroy his billion dollar company. 1296 01:01:00.349 --> 01:01:02.449 He's going to do whatever he. 1297 01:01:02.349 --> 01:01:05.889 Can to stop this story from airing. So literally right 1298 01:01:05.929 --> 01:01:08.400 before all of the stories were supposed to come out, 1299 01:01:09.099 --> 01:01:09.659 this happened. 1300 01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:11.280 He ghosted me. 1301 01:01:15.260 --> 01:01:19.969 This is a guy who was obsessed with finding Sir Swati. 1302 01:01:20.010 --> 01:01:20.710 And then I. 1303 01:01:20.750 --> 01:01:23.230 Asked him, like, did they threaten you or your family? Like, 1304 01:01:23.289 --> 01:01:25.250 I texted him that this week. Like, why else are 1305 01:01:25.269 --> 01:01:25.989 you not responding? 1306 01:01:26.889 --> 01:01:29.429 Out of nowhere, all of the news reporters from all 1307 01:01:29.469 --> 01:01:31.519 of the different news stations that were working on this 1308 01:01:31.539 --> 01:01:35.199 story either all left the company or all got fired. 1309 01:01:35.219 --> 01:01:39.340 I wonder what that guy's typing right now. Please don't 1310 01:01:39.380 --> 01:01:39.960 fire me. 1311 01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:42.559 He doesn't have any fingers. It's probably just like... Yeah, 1312 01:01:42.579 --> 01:01:43.079 he's just. 1313 01:01:42.980 --> 01:01:45.780 Banging on it. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. I want 1314 01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.019 to be on this whole. 1315 01:01:47.659 --> 01:01:50.929 No, no, I'm done with it now. That's crazy, bro. 1316 01:01:52.489 --> 01:01:54.590 I can't... I mean, as someone who worked at newspapers 1317 01:01:54.630 --> 01:01:58.349 for years, for them to... I mean, a 10,000-word cover piece, 1318 01:01:58.829 --> 01:02:02.860 that's something you've dedicated significant resources to that's cleared legal, 1319 01:02:03.159 --> 01:02:04.920 so your attorneys are okay with it. That means they 1320 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:06.860 back you up. The company backs you up when it's 1321 01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:10.119 gone through legal. That's like the imprimatur of the entire 1322 01:02:10.179 --> 01:02:13.840 company is on that thing. And then they... day for 1323 01:02:13.860 --> 01:02:15.739 them to pull that, and not only pull that, but 1324 01:02:15.780 --> 01:02:18.960 possibly get somebody fired. There were other journalists. A bunch 1325 01:02:19.019 --> 01:02:21.869 of people fired. Yeah, a bunch of people. And then, so, 1326 01:02:22.250 --> 01:02:24.670 Ben says later in the video, he contacted one of 1327 01:02:24.710 --> 01:02:27.789 the journalists, and the journalist was like, hey, man, be 1328 01:02:27.829 --> 01:02:30.329 careful with this. Now, if

you say I said be 1329 01:02:30.369 --> 01:02:33.010 careful with this, I will deny it, but be careful. 1330 01:02:33.590 --> 01:02:36.639 Yeah, and then he played that video. It's a little shady, right, 1331 01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:37.530 of Reckless Ben? It is. 1332 01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:39.760 He changed the voice, but, yeah. 1333 01:02:39.780 --> 01:02:42.420 Oh, you said anything. I'll deny it. 1334 01:02:43.489 --> 01:02:47.010 And then it ends with him saying to this, uh, 1335 01:02:47.329 --> 01:02:52.090 this could be Jewish diamond dealer from New York, um, that, 1336 01:02:52.969 --> 01:02:55.670 Hey man, you got 48 hours. I've done my own 1337 01:02:55.710 --> 01:02:59.099 documentary on this. If you get back to me and 1338 01:02:59.119 --> 01:03:01.480 do an interview, maybe it won't come out. Uh, it's 1339 01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:03.519 going to go on my Patreon right now. Brilliant move 1340 01:03:03.539 --> 01:03:05.159 by him, by the way, I bet he is just 1341 01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:06.940 raking in cash on this documentary. 1342 01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:09.300 You got money for me. Uh, yeah. 1343 01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:12.570 And, uh, And then it ends kind of like, I mean, 1344 01:03:12.590 --> 01:03:14.409 almost like a threat. He's like, hey, this is coming 1345 01:03:14.469 --> 01:03:16.320 out unless you interview with me. Now, Ben did this 1346 01:03:16.380 --> 01:03:20.019 incredibly brave, possibly stupid thing where he pretended to be 1347 01:03:20.039 --> 01:03:21.960 delivering DoorDash to the headquarters. 1348 01:03:21.980 --> 01:03:23.260 That was crazy. 1349 01:03:23.300 --> 01:03:28.260 Let's just play that, actually, real quick, because that's so funny. God, 1350 01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:30.789 he's got some balls on him, this Ben. So here 1351 01:03:30.809 --> 01:03:34.250 he is. He's going to the Ideal Living headquarters, pretending 1352 01:03:34.269 --> 01:03:36.349 to be delivering a DoorDash burrito to them. 1353 01:03:37.510 --> 01:03:38.570 To get Peter's side. 1354 01:03:39.889 --> 01:03:44.090 Can I get a burrito? Thank you. Hello, I got. 1355 01:03:43.969 --> 01:03:47.250 A DoorDash for Peter Spiegel. 1356 01:03:47.789 --> 01:03:59.920 That's just a drop off at the second floor. And 1357 01:03:59.940 --> 01:04:03.119 he walks right by him. Do you see that? Perfect. 1358 01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:13.190 Yeah, Peter's right there. Terrible posture. 1359 01:04:14.949 --> 01:04:16.570 Well, he's like 70 something. 1360 01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:20.280 Probably from bending over looking at diamonds. 1361 01:04:20.300 --> 01:04:21.659 Hello, are you Peter? 1362 01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:22.340 I am. 1363 01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:26.699 I'm a reporter on Ideal Living and wanted to see 1364 01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:28.940 if you could answer some questions for a story I'm doing. 1365 01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:33.880 If that's okay? Dude, this guy is so brave. Just 1366 01:04:34.300 --> 01:04:35.639 introducing to Helen. 1367 01:04:36.300 --> 01:04:37.059 Hello. 1368 01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:38.739 I'm Peter's assistant. I think. 1369 01:04:39.670 --> 01:04:41.489 He'd probably want to share his side because there's like 1370 01:04:41.510 --> 01:04:43.349 some allegations on him that I don't know if they're 1371 01:04:43.369 --> 01:04:43.619 true or not. 1372 01:04:43.869 --> 01:04:47.730 Now, the guy on the left clearly is the press 1373 01:04:47.750 --> 01:04:50.570 guy and doesn't quite know about this. The guy on 1374 01:04:50.610 --> 01:04:53.489 the right absolutely knows about this story. You can tell. 1375 01:04:53.889 --> 01:04:57.739 And he's like, yeah, the guy in the hat. Look 1376 01:04:57.800 --> 01:05:00.460 at his expression. And he knows, you know, that guy 1377 01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:02.719 knows something. Yeah, he's freaking out. The guy on the 1378 01:05:02.760 --> 01:05:05.300 left is like, OK, well, we'll just kill this. But 1379 01:05:05.340 --> 01:05:11.739 the guy on the right is he's worried. You can tell. I, uh, I'd. 1380 01:05:11.699 --> 01:05:14.619 Hope they're not true, but, um, I just want to 1381 01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:16.019 share his side. So that way it doesn't like make 1382 01:05:16.059 --> 01:05:16.880 him look like the bad guy. 1383 01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:17.579 You know what I mean? 1384 01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:17.679 Yeah. 1385 01:05:17.699 --> 01:05:20.619 Basically the, the biggest question I guess is they're saying 1386 01:05:21.059 --> 01:05:23.719 he's like funding the world's biggest human trafficking ring. 1387 01:05:24.019 --> 01:05:26.880 Oh my God. Like that isn't true. 1388 01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:29.019 You know, like I think it would be very beneficial 1389 01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.320 for him to say that, you. 1390 01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:34.280 Know, otherwise he's like, Oh my God, that's crazy. 1391 01:05:34.300 --> 01:05:38.400 So I think it would be like, You know, I 1392 01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:39.920 think it's something he would probably want to talk about. 1393 01:05:39.940 --> 01:05:41.900 First of all, never trust a guy who wears his 1394 01:05:41.940 --> 01:05:44.400 hat backwards like that. 1395 01:05:44.780 --> 01:05:45.480 Yeah. 1396 01:05:45.539 --> 01:05:47.159 I'm coming straight to the source, you know? 1397 01:05:47.219 --> 01:05:48.219 So yeah. Yeah. 1398 01:05:48.429 --> 01:05:51.349 Please email me, send me the information and then we 1399 01:05:51.369 --> 01:05:52.730 can go from there. 1400 01:05:53.050 --> 01:05:53.309 Okay. 1401 01:05:53.710 --> 01:05:56.849 What is this? I'm in Toronto. She has a gay assistant. 1402 01:05:56.909 --> 01:05:58.650 Maybe like the end of the day today, you think? 1403 01:05:58.670 --> 01:06:00.409 Yeah, shoot me an email. We can go. Shoot me 1404 01:06:00.449 --> 01:06:02.239 an email. We can totally do it. I'll talk to 1405 01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:03.559 you later today then hopefully. 1406 01:06:03.579 --> 01:06:03.940 Yeah. 1407 01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:06.460

Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you. 1408 01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:08.260 I waited all day. 1409 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:11.079 And they never got back to me. 1410 01:06:11.940 --> 01:06:13.530 So, I guess I have to try again. 1411 01:06:13.550 --> 01:06:15.329 Can I get a burrito? 1412 01:06:16.130 --> 01:06:16.750 Thank you. 1413 01:06:19.230 --> 01:06:24.730 DoorDash for Peter Spiegel. This guy. Delivered to the second 1414 01:06:24.849 --> 01:06:26.929 floor of the building. This guy's like, oh, I did time. 1415 01:06:27.030 --> 01:06:30.780 I finally got a job. So excited. He's like, oh shit, 1416 01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:31.860 this is really happening. 1417 01:06:31.880 --> 01:06:34.039 Oh my god. 1418 01:06:34.460 --> 01:06:36.510 And then he looks right at the picture. This is 1419 01:06:36.530 --> 01:06:38.090 part of the delivery instructions, I guess. 1420 01:06:39.309 --> 01:06:44.369 Well, I don't get paid unless I get. 1421 01:06:44.309 --> 01:06:44.849 It to him, I guess. 1422 01:06:44.869 --> 01:06:47.150 But at this moment, I saw that they made a 1423 01:06:47.210 --> 01:06:49.769 wanted poster with my face on it. 1424 01:06:50.289 --> 01:06:50.550 Yeah. 1425 01:06:51.849 --> 01:06:53.429 He's like, oh, no, it's him. 1426 01:06:54.010 --> 01:06:56.219 It's so crazy, dude. Yeah, so they don't let him 1427 01:06:56.260 --> 01:06:58.579 in that time, obviously. And then it ends with him 1428 01:06:59.079 --> 01:07:02.219 threatening this guy with the documentary, which is now on Patreon. 1429 01:07:02.260 --> 01:07:02.960 Did you watch it? 1430 01:07:04.300 --> 01:07:05.639 Yes. 1431 01:07:06.300 --> 01:07:08.840 Does it reveal significantly more than. 1432 01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:11.159 What's in this video? Yeah, like how they operate, how 1433 01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:15.269 they realize that this was all planned, and how Peter 1434 01:07:15.309 --> 01:07:23.449 was a part of it and basically sacrificed $ 10, 000, 000. 1435 01:07:19.610 --> 01:07:24.730 $ 10, 000, 000? 1436 01:07:20.889 --> 01:07:24.909 $ 10, 000, 000, excuse me, sacrificed it. 1437 01:07:24.949 --> 01:07:26.860 Wait, wait, to put Bond up for that guru and 1438 01:07:26.880 --> 01:07:27.469 get him out? 1439 01:07:27.530 --> 01:07:31.699 Yeah, fully known he was going to bolt. That's crazy. 1440 01:07:32.239 --> 01:07:34.900 They basically, what they did was they sent a very 1441 01:07:35.019 --> 01:07:38.659 specialized wheelchair to India that cost a lot of money 1442 01:07:38.699 --> 01:07:41.280 to get there. And they started it before he jumped bail. 1443 01:07:41.780 --> 01:07:42.369 Oh, interesting. 1444 01:07:43.050 --> 01:07:44.250 So they knew he was going to do it. 1445 01:07:44.250 --> 01:07:46.190 Does it go into the trafficking stuff or is it 1446 01:07:46.230 --> 01:07:47.400 just about how they got that guy? 1447 01:07:47.489 --> 01:07:50.230 They have a moment where they meet a guy just, 1448 01:07:50.570 --> 01:07:52.869 just randomly walking

down the street. They saw a dude 1449 01:07:52.889 --> 01:07:55.369 who used to work there and they were like, Hey dude, 1450 01:07:55.389 --> 01:07:56.570 we're doing this story on this. 1451 01:07:56.610 --> 01:07:59.070 What do you think? He goes, I'm the guy that 1452 01:07:59.150 --> 01:08:06.880 wired the 10 mil. Are you serious? Yeah. Holy shit, dude. Oh, wow. Yeah, 1453 01:08:06.940 --> 01:08:08.389 I mean, they put it together. 1454 01:08:09.300 --> 01:08:10.789 How are these people not in jail? 1455 01:08:10.809 --> 01:08:14.989 By the way, Johnny, their giant, like, place isn't far 1456 01:08:15.070 --> 01:08:15.469 from us. 1457 01:08:16.630 --> 01:08:18.670 Oh, yeah, yeah. We should say they have some kind of, like, 1458 01:08:18.710 --> 01:08:21.289 palace or something that doesn't appear on Google Maps, but 1459 01:08:21.329 --> 01:08:24.890 that they've built. They're like, what would you say, kind 1460 01:08:24.930 --> 01:08:27.880 of a scam headquarters is over there, the religious scam 1461 01:08:27.899 --> 01:08:32.199 headquarters is over there. Did he mention what the trafficking 1462 01:08:32.260 --> 01:08:34.079 element is? Is it just girls? 1463 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:41.159 Well, it's a little bit of a deceiving headline. Oh, really? 1464 01:08:41.840 --> 01:08:44.939 Like the world's biggest traffickers. 1465 01:08:45.529 --> 01:08:48.010 I think that's just a clickbait thing. 1466 01:08:48.890 --> 01:08:53.810 What it is is these two guys basically to move 1467 01:08:53.970 --> 01:08:57.109 up in the thing you have to bring them little girls. 1468 01:08:58.689 --> 01:08:59.029 How is that? 1469 01:08:59.069 --> 01:09:01.260 That sounds terrible. 1470 01:09:01.270 --> 01:09:04.300 It's not like they're taking girls from here and bringing 1471 01:09:04.319 --> 01:09:05.800 them over here to be sold. 1472 01:09:06.420 --> 01:09:06.680 I see. 1473 01:09:08.779 --> 01:09:13.739 It's not a trafficking ring. It's just straight up pedophile. Okay. 1474 01:09:14.140 --> 01:09:16.779 That's if there's anything, but I get why he did that. 1475 01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:21.010 But Anyway, props to that guy. 1476 01:09:21.470 --> 01:09:22.090 Props to Ben. 1477 01:09:23.369 --> 01:09:24.989 Ben's living dangerous, dude. 1478 01:09:25.069 --> 01:09:28.489 It's so crazy because his email is CAA. I'm wondering 1479 01:09:28.550 --> 01:09:30.750 how long till they're like, okay. 1480 01:09:30.770 --> 01:09:31.229 We're out. 1481 01:09:33.949 --> 01:09:38.079 What has happened to Milo Yiannopoulos? He's like detained by 1482 01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:38.779 ICE or something? 1483 01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:41.800 Yeah, he got picked up by ICE. He's in a 1484 01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:42.619 detention center. 1485 01:09:42.659 --> 01:09:45.260 They say there's a 5% chance he's going to be deported. 1486 01:09:46.539 --> 01:09:48.779 He had overstayed his visa. 1487 01:09:49.739 --> 01:09:55.779 My little nephew slash cousin overstayed his visa. It ruined 1488 01:09:55.819 --> 01:09:58.609 his life. All of his family is here in the States. 1489 01:09:59.550 --> 01:10:01.989 He had to stay in the UK now. He can't 1490 01:10:02.029 --> 01:10:05.010 come back for work or anything. It's the worst thing 1491 01:10:05.029 --> 01:10:07.029 you can do if you want to stay. They don't 1492 01:10:07.550 --> 01:10:09.310 F around with that shit, dude. 1493 01:10:09.619 --> 01:10:11.819 They don't F around, dude. 1494 01:10:12.340 --> 01:10:21.220 Again, it's like people don't understand that Latin jails unloaded 1495 01:10:22.140 --> 01:10:23.989 their bad guys into America. 1496 01:10:24.770 --> 01:10:24.930 Yeah. 1497 01:10:26.449 --> 01:10:26.710 Right. 1498 01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:31.069 I mean, okay, Hunter, what about your dad? Just allowing 1499 01:10:31.250 --> 01:10:37.199 all these, this, this, um, what's it called? Uh, replacement theory. Like, 1500 01:10:38.029 --> 01:10:41.600 You know, these immigrants come, the price of housing goes 1501 01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:45.140 up 30%. So it's like I've said a thousand times, dude. 1502 01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:47.979 It's like, this is a, this is a problem that 1503 01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:49.760 needs a, this is a problem. 1504 01:10:49.779 --> 01:10:53.539 Yeah, I'm gay. Johnny, I am. Johnny, you thought you 1505 01:10:53.579 --> 01:10:55.460 got me on something? You can't get me on what 1506 01:10:55.500 --> 01:10:56.279 I've already stated. 1507 01:10:56.300 --> 01:10:57.199 Okay. 1508 01:10:57.699 --> 01:10:59.640 I'm the John Gotti of the gays. I run the 1509 01:10:59.659 --> 01:11:07.579 glory holes. Okay. Nothing happens without my approval. Okay. That's 1510 01:11:07.619 --> 01:11:09.100 what you do when you're king of the gays. 1511 01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:10.739 You are king of the gays, Sam. 1512 01:11:11.319 --> 01:11:15.279 So, so, you know, it's like you unloaded. 1513 01:11:15.380 --> 01:11:17.819 So it's a problem that needs a scalpel and they're 1514 01:11:17.979 --> 01:11:19.340 using a sledgehammer. 1515 01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:19.720 Yeah. 1516 01:11:19.739 --> 01:11:26.710 A hundred percent. Do you, okay. Um, a couple of things. 1517 01:11:27.430 --> 01:11:32.270 Donald Trump has, uh, ranked. He just, I don't know 1518 01:11:32.310 --> 01:11:34.850 what this guy is doing with his life. Like, isn't 1519 01:11:34.869 --> 01:11:36.729 the president supposed to be busy doing shit? 1520 01:11:37.289 --> 01:11:40.100 Well, also, can we get the Reggie Watts shit, too? 1521 01:11:40.109 --> 01:11:42.739 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to. I have it 1522 01:11:42.779 --> 01:11:44.619 on the list. I just want to hit this to 1523 01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:48.899 me real quick. He released a full power ranking of 1524 01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:52.149 presidents on his, like, truth it out. He tweeted it out. 1525 01:11:52.659 --> 01:11:53.310 His full. 1526 01:11:53.689 --> 01:11:55.569 Will you get it on there, Johnny? I want to 1527 01:11:55.590 -->

01:11:57.329 look at it because I saw part of it, and 1528 01:11:57.350 --> 01:11:58.529 it's absolutely stupid. 1529 01:11:58.890 --> 01:11:59.890 It's so stupid. 1530 01:12:00.050 --> 01:12:03.189 Okay, obviously, he's at the top. He has a tier. 1531 01:12:03.329 --> 01:12:05.800 It's just him. It says the greatest, and it's Trump. 1532 01:12:06.800 --> 01:12:09.020 And then below that is a great tier. Let me 1533 01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:14.270 read that, and then Sam can react. Lincoln, George Washington, FDR, 1534 01:12:15.010 --> 01:12:20.729 Woodrow Wilson, Jefferson, and Andrew Jackson. Jefferson and Andrew Jackson 1535 01:12:20.770 --> 01:12:24.909 round up the great tier. What do you make of 1536 01:12:25.970 --> 01:12:28.250 Woodrow Wilson being among. 1537 01:12:28.090 --> 01:12:31.890 The great presidents? Johnny, there's three people that if I 1538 01:12:31.909 --> 01:12:35.649 can go back in time, I'd fight. Okay? I'd fight. 1539 01:12:36.069 --> 01:12:39.789 Mayor Rothschild, Woodrow Wilson, and that one guy who has 1540 01:12:40.050 --> 01:12:41.770 a hospital named after him in Indiana. 1541 01:12:41.789 --> 01:12:44.229 I always bring him up. What's his name? The guy 1542 01:12:44.250 --> 01:12:50.159 who ran all the sex experiments. Oh, Kinsey. Kinsey. 1543 01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:53.420 I'd fight Kinsey. Dude, give me a time machine. I'll 1544 01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:59.220 go merc that dude. I'll go merc that dude. Now, 1545 01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:01.539 what's the big Broadway play that everyone loves? 1546 01:13:01.560 --> 01:13:02.159 Hamilton. 1547 01:13:02.189 --> 01:13:02.520 Hamilton. 1548 01:13:03.470 --> 01:13:05.989 So which one of the... Was it Jackson that wanted 1549 01:13:06.010 --> 01:13:07.939 to get rid of the Fed? Or was it Jefferson? 1550 01:13:07.989 --> 01:13:08.760 It was Jackson. 1551 01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:10.380 Well, yeah. 1552 01:13:11.060 --> 01:13:11.800 How did you have. 1553 01:13:11.939 --> 01:13:16.920 Jackson and Woodrow Wilson on the same level when they 1554 01:13:17.199 --> 01:13:20.199 both had... I mean, it was so obvious Woodrow Wilson 1555 01:13:20.239 --> 01:13:23.930 was a closeted gay with a drug problem, and they 1556 01:13:23.989 --> 01:13:24.789 blackmailed him. 1557 01:13:27.050 --> 01:13:29.569 Can we go see who's the worst? But. 1558 01:13:30.350 --> 01:13:32.920 Okay, yeah, but Jackson wanted to end the national thing. 1559 01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:37.039 But I like Jefferson, fine. FDR was a dictator in 1560 01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:41.720 all but name. Lincoln assumed the suspended habeas corpus. 1561 01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:43.479 He expelled. 1562 01:13:43.510 --> 01:13:44.210 Lincoln's. 1563 01:13:43.930 --> 01:13:47.670 Bullshit, FDR's bullshit, Woodrow Wilson's bullshit. 1564 01:13:47.949 --> 01:13:52.750 Lincoln expelled political opponents from the country during the Civil War. 1565 01:13:53.449 --> 01:13:56.720 Teddy Roosevelt is in the near great tier along Grover Cleveland. 1566 01:13:58.119 --> 01:14:00.829 John Adams and James K. Polk Then you have the 1567 01:14:01.050 --> 01:14:04.229 average tier, which is the largest tier. You got Clinton, 1568 01:14:04.310 --> 01:14:13.890 John Quincy Adams, Monroe, Hayes, Madison, Van Buren, Taft, Chester Arthur, McKinley, Johnson, Hoover, 1569 01:14:15.170 --> 01:14:20.689 Herbert Hoover, and Benjamin Harrison. What do you think of 1570 01:14:20.729 --> 01:14:21.170 the average? 1571 01:14:23.229 --> 01:14:24.840 Roosevelt's a near great? 1572 01:14:26.600 --> 01:14:29.420 Yes, yes, and then you have Clinton in the average tier, 1573 01:14:29.460 --> 01:14:30.600 Bill Clinton in the average tier. 1574 01:14:30.619 --> 01:14:33.640 How is Clinton in the average tier? How is he 1575 01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:34.619 not a failure? 1576 01:14:36.220 --> 01:14:39.220 I completely agree with that. And then in the below 1577 01:14:39.319 --> 01:14:44.489 average tier, you have Tyler, Calvin Coolidge, Millard Fillmore, Taylor, Buchanan, 1578 01:14:44.729 --> 01:14:45.350 and Pierce. 1579 01:14:45.689 --> 01:14:47.310 Yeah, these are the ones that no one even knew 1580 01:14:47.350 --> 01:14:48.109 they were presidents. 1581 01:14:49.449 --> 01:14:54.130 Yeah, well, Tyler was barely there. And then in the failures, 1582 01:14:54.229 --> 01:14:59.510 just failures. You have Biden, Obama, Grant, Harding, and Carter. 1583 01:14:59.789 --> 01:15:02.210 And then I guess it doesn't even get ranked is 1584 01:15:02.550 --> 01:15:08.350 JFK because losers are presidents who die. I don't know. 1585 01:15:08.789 --> 01:15:10.689 And George Bush Jr., where's he? 1586 01:15:10.970 --> 01:15:12.130 Oh, yeah, W's not there either. 1587 01:15:12.149 --> 01:15:12.850 Yeah, you're right. 1588 01:15:12.909 --> 01:15:14.449 How about senior? 1589 01:15:14.550 --> 01:15:15.430 Where's senior? 1590 01:15:15.609 --> 01:15:18.869 Yeah, he's missing a few. So, yeah, I don't know. 1591 01:15:18.890 --> 01:15:21.050 It's like he had AI do this or something maybe 1592 01:15:21.210 --> 01:15:24.060 and then just– Just missed a few because he's got 1593 01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:28.350 in the failures here. It's Biden, Obama, Ulysses S. Grant, Harding. 1594 01:15:28.369 --> 01:15:29.590 What's your thoughts on Grant? 1595 01:15:30.710 --> 01:15:31.390 I'm fine with that. 1596 01:15:31.449 --> 01:15:32.869 Great. Great. Well, good. 1597 01:15:33.729 --> 01:15:38.470 Effective general, obviously. But yeah, as a president, I mean, he. 1598 01:15:40.170 --> 01:15:41.449 Wasn't even given a chance. 1599 01:15:42.109 --> 01:15:45.590 People have tried to rehabilitate Grant's presidency, but it was, 1600 01:15:45.850 --> 01:15:48.189 you know, you have the teapot dome scandal. And he 1601 01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:50.130 was kind of a guy. He was a guy back 1602 01:15:50.149 --> 01:15:52.180 then who just. I mean, there are letters of him 1603 01:15:52.220 --> 01:15:52.960 just being like, yeah. 1604 01:15:52.979

--> 01:15:54.000 Where's Reagan, dude? 1605 01:15:54.279 --> 01:15:57.340 Yeah, Reagan, too. There are letters of him being like, hey, yeah, 1606 01:15:57.380 --> 01:15:58.899 come on up. I'll take care of you, give you 1607 01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:00.560 a job at the White House. You know, it was 1608 01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:03.050 back in a time when it was, like, expected. He 1609 01:16:03.069 --> 01:16:05.609 was just, like, paying off all his friends with jobs, gigs, 1610 01:16:05.750 --> 01:16:10.449 and government. And, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Grant was 1611 01:16:11.229 --> 01:16:13.470 not considered an effectual leader. 1612 01:16:13.489 --> 01:16:13.869 Where's Reagan? 1613 01:16:13.890 --> 01:16:15.109 Where are the Bushes? 1614 01:16:15.850 --> 01:16:18.270 Yeah, yeah, he's missing, I'm sure, some others that I 1615 01:16:18.300 --> 01:16:18.720 don't remember. 1616 01:16:18.729 --> 01:16:19.640 Where's Biden? Where's Biden? 1617 01:16:20.750 --> 01:16:21.369 Biden's right there. 1618 01:16:21.489 --> 01:16:21.869 Failures. 1619 01:16:21.909 --> 01:16:25.890 He's leading the failures category. Anyway, it's just funny. What 1620 01:16:26.270 --> 01:16:28.489 is Trump doing? What is he doing with his life? 1621 01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:32.000 Trump's doing what Trump is always doing. Chaos. So funny. 1622 01:16:32.020 --> 01:16:37.460 So then he announced that he's renaming Lake Ontario Lake America, 1623 01:16:37.979 --> 01:16:40.800 which because we need that. That's important. He said that 1624 01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:43.880 he pointed out that Canada has not been dealing fairly 1625 01:16:43.899 --> 01:16:48.170 with with the United States on trade deals, and in 1626 01:16:48.229 --> 01:16:51.189 response to that, we are renamed. We're taking back Lake Ontario. 1627 01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:53.960 It's going to be called Lake America from now on, Sam. 1628 01:16:54.739 --> 01:16:56.800 Yeah, it's stupid. Nobody cares. 1629 01:16:57.039 --> 01:16:59.680 Yeah, it's so weird, dude. It's just like, would you 1630 01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:01.479 think he thinks that people like that? 1631 01:17:02.020 --> 01:17:03.619 Lakers and American Lakers. 1632 01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:08.479 It shares borders. It's north is Canada, south is the U.S. 1633 01:17:09.399 --> 01:17:10.560 Yeah, where's Nixon? 1634 01:17:11.319 --> 01:17:14.199 Nixon, yeah, Nixon's right. Yeah, it's missing people for sure. 1635 01:17:15.350 --> 01:17:18.229 I bet he had AI do it, bro. Like, for 1636 01:17:18.270 --> 01:17:19.729 sure he did. He didn't do that. 1637 01:17:20.350 --> 01:17:23.220 Johnny, can we do our mystery guest thing? Oh, yeah. 1638 01:17:23.260 --> 01:17:23.539 Hold on. 1639 01:17:23.579 --> 01:17:23.859 Hold on. 1640 01:17:23.899 --> 01:17:25.300 Hold on. Hold on. 1641 01:17:25.479 --> 01:17:30.859 Let me just... Where's the stupid... Here we go. 1642 01:17:31.489 --> 01:17:34.060 Mystery Package! 1643 01:17:34.699 --> 01:17:36.039 It's Mystery Package. 1644 01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:38.979 It could be anything. It could be a ton of 1645 01:17:39.039 --> 01:17:43.199 cash or some anal rings. It doesn't, doesn't matter. It 1646 01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:46.600 could be anything. It's Mystery Package. 1647 01:17:46.649 --> 01:17:49.029 Let's see if it blings. 1648 01:17:50.289 --> 01:17:53.789 Let's see if I really ran out of energy. This 1649 01:17:53.869 --> 01:17:55.810 is from Jeremiah Skiba. 1650 01:17:56.670 --> 01:17:59.649 Oh, shout out, Skiba. I like that guy. He's been 1651 01:17:59.689 --> 01:18:00.069 going hard. 1652 01:18:00.819 --> 01:18:04.100 He wanted me to play it on, show it on TipfulHap, 1653 01:18:04.140 --> 01:18:07.189 but this is where we do mystery packages. This is 1654 01:18:07.350 --> 01:18:11.029 on the front. All right, a little nervous. Truth or con? 1655 01:18:11.130 --> 01:18:11.949 Truth or con? 1656 01:18:11.970 --> 01:18:13.630 Yeah, and the all-seeing eye. 1657 01:18:14.750 --> 01:18:15.949 Okay, here we go. 1658 01:18:16.010 --> 01:18:18.750 Some other shit. I love him, by the way. He's 1659 01:18:18.770 --> 01:18:21.159 been going hard at Fittest Flat Earther. Oh, the Fittest 1660 01:18:21.180 --> 01:18:21.640 Flat Earther. 1661 01:18:21.739 --> 01:18:22.520 Oh, do you see that? 1662 01:18:23.300 --> 01:18:25.619 Metzger, yeah. 1663 01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:26.880 Showed the Joe Rogan shit. 1664 01:18:28.039 --> 01:18:29.439 Yeah, I saw them react to that. 1665 01:18:29.460 --> 01:18:31.819 Oh, we got classified documents, Johnny. 1666 01:18:33.159 --> 01:18:35.140 Be careful with this. Don't want to get us taken 1667 01:18:35.180 --> 01:18:38.390 off the air. Or worse. 1668 01:18:38.470 --> 01:18:43.489 If you're reading this, your identity has been confirmed. If 1669 01:18:43.510 --> 01:18:46.390 you're reading this, your identity has been confirmed. You are 1670 01:18:46.430 --> 01:18:51.859 receiving this certified mystery box. Oh, dude. mystery package, mystery box. 1671 01:18:51.939 --> 01:18:55.720 It worked. Because you've been selected as an official speaker 1672 01:18:56.600 --> 01:19:00.500 or special guest of Truth or Con 2026. The contents 1673 01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:04.010 are only a small glimpse of what is coming. And 1674 01:19:04.939 --> 01:19:07.659 and of the movement you are now helping build. Further 1675 01:19:07.699 --> 01:19:10.789 details remain. Welcome to Truth or Con. Says my name. 1676 01:19:11.909 --> 01:19:14.810 Tripoli right there. Bang, I'm in. I'm in. Let's see 1677 01:19:14.850 --> 01:19:15.609 what's in the box. 1678 01:19:15.909 --> 01:19:17.409 Did you send this link to someone? 1679 01:19:18.289 --> 01:19:23.479 What link? No, you uploaded it to Twitter. 1680 01:19:24.260 --> 01:19:24.939 Oh, did I share it? 1681 01:19:25.180 --> 01:19:25.520 Oh, God. 1682 01:19:25.579 --> 01:19:25.920 Yeah. 1683 01:19:26.180 --> 01:19:26.359 Why? 1684 01:19:26.380 --> 01:19:27.520 Because people are coming in? 1685 01:19:27.560 -->

01:19:29.819 No, one person is, yeah. I mean, I'm not letting 1686 01:19:29.840 --> 01:19:30.000 them in. 1687 01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:30.500 Let them in. 1688 01:19:31.180 --> 01:19:32.979 Wait, did I share? I shared the. 1689 01:19:33.140 --> 01:19:33.960 On Twitter, yeah. 1690 01:19:35.220 --> 01:19:36.079 Why didn't you tell me that? 1691 01:19:36.520 --> 01:19:37.659 Because it made me laugh. 1692 01:19:38.159 --> 01:19:39.380 Oh, I was trying to do it. Oh, I put 1693 01:19:39.420 --> 01:19:40.760 it on. It looks like you did it because it's 1694 01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:41.739 on your Twitter. That's great. 1695 01:19:43.090 --> 01:19:48.109 Here we go. We got some tinfoil hat. Tinfoil, thank you. 1696 01:19:48.130 --> 01:19:55.649 I got a Sharpie. I'm in. I got a little book. 1697 01:19:56.170 --> 01:19:58.149 I need this to write down my random thoughts. 1698 01:19:59.170 --> 01:20:00.930 Okay, okay. Swag bag here. 1699 01:20:00.970 --> 01:20:03.489 Johnny, shut up. Kool-Aid? I could drink to Kool-Aid. I 1700 01:20:03.529 --> 01:20:07.000 like what he's doing there. And dude, oh my god, 1701 01:20:07.060 --> 01:20:10.659 I need this. Redacted socks. 1702 01:20:14.659 --> 01:20:15.149 Very cool. 1703 01:20:17.229 --> 01:20:18.090 Johnny, shut up. 1704 01:20:18.869 --> 01:20:20.569 What do you mean? I'm trying to delete that tweet. 1705 01:20:20.590 --> 01:20:22.470 I'm trying to pretend I'm looking at your shit while 1706 01:20:22.529 --> 01:20:24.510 I'm deleting that tweet where I shared the stream. 1707 01:20:24.529 --> 01:20:27.789 Truth or con? I'm going to put that on my keychain. 1708 01:20:27.850 --> 01:20:28.569 Shut up, Johnny. 1709 01:20:29.409 --> 01:20:29.810 What? 1710 01:20:29.850 --> 01:20:31.020 I'm talking shit about myself. 1711 01:20:31.720 --> 01:20:34.380 I got a little green guy. I got a bunch 1712 01:20:34.420 --> 01:20:37.520 of stickers. And I got whatever the fuck this is. 1713 01:20:37.539 --> 01:20:39.439 I'm just bitterly jealous. What can I say? 1714 01:20:40.560 --> 01:20:42.979 I know you are, dude. But what am I? This 1715 01:20:43.060 --> 01:20:45.380 is a flat earth, whatever this is. I don't even 1716 01:20:45.399 --> 01:20:48.770 know what that is. And then I got some red pill, 1717 01:20:49.390 --> 01:20:50.630 red pill, blue pills. 1718 01:20:50.909 --> 01:20:52.310 I'm really going to try to go to that if 1719 01:20:52.369 --> 01:20:52.710 I can. 1720 01:20:53.329 --> 01:20:59.369 Johnny, you should. You know. The price of wisdom is 1721 01:20:59.409 --> 01:21:07.859 beyond rubies. Job. 2018. Bank. Job. Shut up, Johnny. You 1722 01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:09.079 big dummy. 1723 01:21:09.159 --> 01:21:11.720 You sound like Donald Trump talking about like two Corinthians 1724 01:21:11.779 --> 01:21:13.680 or whatever. Two Corinthians walking to a bar. 1725 01:21:13.699 --> 01:21:18.720 Two Corinthians. That was awesome, Johnny. So what else do 1726 01:21:18.739 --> 01:21:19.199 you want to get in? 1727 01:21:19.420 --> 01:21:20.659 I love Jeremiah Skiba. 1728 01:21:21.859 --> 01:21:22.140 Okay. 1729 01:21:23.739 --> 01:21:24.460 I don't want to play that. 1730 01:21:25.100 --> 01:21:27.359 So did you. 1731 01:21:27.609 --> 01:21:32.710 We'll save that for next week. I'm trying to... We're 1732 01:21:32.750 --> 01:21:34.779 on a time crunch here because we're We both have 1733 01:21:34.819 --> 01:21:38.350 a heart out here. Trump also revealed that there are 1734 01:21:38.409 --> 01:21:41.449 aliens in the oceans. Just another week there, though. 1735 01:21:41.649 --> 01:21:41.989 Nothing. 1736 01:21:42.149 --> 01:21:43.810 He just said, yeah, we got aliens in the ocean. 1737 01:21:44.750 --> 01:21:50.050 You tweeted out. Put another dollar in the battleship of 1738 01:21:50.270 --> 01:21:54.149 truth and justice. Do we move down from the 18 wheeler? 1739 01:21:54.489 --> 01:21:56.689 It's too full of money. We got to move on 1740 01:21:56.729 --> 01:22:00.859 to a fucking battleship. Filling with all the dollars we're 1741 01:22:00.899 --> 01:22:04.439 getting from being right. We said everything's in the ocean. 1742 01:22:04.460 --> 01:22:07.500 Now it's like, yeah, we got stuff in the ocean. 1743 01:22:07.600 --> 01:22:10.159 It's there. Who cares? Right? 1744 01:22:11.609 --> 01:22:15.909 No, completely right. Yeah. Now, Donald Trump, this is a 1745 01:22:15.930 --> 01:22:17.329 story from International Business Times. 1746 01:22:17.409 --> 01:22:18.590 Donald Trump. 1747 01:22:18.930 --> 01:22:19.909 Donald Trump has allegedly. 1748 01:22:19.930 --> 01:22:20.930 Donald Trump. 1749 01:22:21.479 --> 01:22:25.699 Extraterrestrials are hiding in earth's oceans tv host jack osborne 1750 01:22:25.720 --> 01:22:28.569 shared this wild revelation sunday he stated a friend who 1751 01:22:28.630 --> 01:22:33.170 speaks with donald trump weekly confided this bizarre news in 1752 01:22:33.210 --> 01:22:36.210 case you missed it trump recently opened classified pentagon records 1753 01:22:36.229 --> 01:22:39.729 we know about that jack osborne said that uh he 1754 01:22:39.750 --> 01:22:43.100 just he recently discussed the presidential claim while promoting his 1755 01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:46.380 i'm sorry jack osborne revealed this while promoting some shit 1756 01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:49.100 on spark tv And he said that an unnamed friend 1757 01:22:49.140 --> 01:22:50.979 speaks with the president all the time, like I was saying, 1758 01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:53.800 and that they apparently shared a private phone call Saturday 1759 01:22:55.500 --> 01:23:01.010 where he was told that the latest governmental extraterrestrial disclosures 1760 01:23:01.189 --> 01:23:04.270 might include more evidence of like ocean, like under the 1761 01:23:04.329 --> 01:23:07.109 ocean shit going on. I don't know. It's a little 1762 01:23:07.130 --> 01:23:10.590 confusing the way it's written, but yeah, Trump is confiding 1763 01:23:10.630 --> 01:23:15.229 in people that,

that, uh, that there are aliens in 1764 01:23:15.250 --> 01:23:20.189 the oceans. Yeah, we already know that! So, I saw 1765 01:23:20.220 --> 01:23:23.060 the trailer for the new Ali G. I won't play it. 1766 01:23:23.340 --> 01:23:27.699 It's called Ali G, Who Is I? It looks funny, dude. 1767 01:23:27.920 --> 01:23:31.899 I'm sorry. You shared this tweet. I think I know 1768 01:23:31.920 --> 01:23:32.899 what you're going to say. 1769 01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:34.149 Okay, read the tweet. 1770 01:23:34.270 --> 01:23:37.770 It's from the Hollywood Reporter. It said, Sasha Baron Cohen's 1771 01:23:37.850 --> 01:23:41.090 outrageous Ali G character is back after 24 years and 1772 01:23:41.149 --> 01:23:44.170 so is the controversy. With a new movie coming in October, 1773 01:23:44.270 --> 01:23:44.729 Ali G. 1774 01:23:45.229 --> 01:23:45.869 Who is I? 1775 01:23:46.609 --> 01:23:52.180 Some activists are calling Cohen's dreadlocked wannabe hip-hop star a 1776 01:23:52.260 --> 01:23:57.479 racist caricature and urging theaters to boycott the Amazon MGM 1777 01:23:57.520 --> 01:24:01.420 Studios film. Yeah, so what's your take on that? 1778 01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:05.260 My take is that I wish we weren't here. 1779 01:24:08.199 --> 01:24:10.859 I wish we didn't have to go through this stupid shit. 1780 01:24:11.350 --> 01:24:11.560 Again. 1781 01:24:12.289 --> 01:24:21.010 But again, it's like, why can progressives do blackface and 1782 01:24:21.130 --> 01:24:25.350 no one else can? Why can Sacha Baron Cohen do 1783 01:24:25.449 --> 01:24:28.029 it and anybody else, they would lose their mind? 1784 01:24:28.310 --> 01:24:31.819 This is obviously PR. This is a new PR game. 1785 01:24:32.220 --> 01:24:35.039 Oh, wait, you think this is getting word out about 1786 01:24:35.060 --> 01:24:37.800 the film? Yeah, it's fake PR. 1787 01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:39.340 Nobody gives a shit. 1788 01:24:40.550 --> 01:24:43.439 But in the world of Twitter, then everyone talks about 1789 01:24:43.500 --> 01:24:45.579 it's what it's all they do, dude. 1790 01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:47.420 It's what the WNBA does. 1791 01:24:47.739 --> 01:24:49.470 It's what Saturday Night Live does. 1792 01:24:49.909 --> 01:24:53.069 Everyone is just cause outrage. So everyone comes and watches. 1793 01:24:54.210 --> 01:24:56.949 It's stupid. It's dumb. 1794 01:24:58.119 --> 01:25:00.100 And I don't even give a shit. You know, it's 1795 01:25:00.140 --> 01:25:04.500 like Sarah Silverman does blackface. Jimmy Kimmel does blackface. They 1796 01:25:04.539 --> 01:25:07.199 still work. They're still working. I don't give a shit 1797 01:25:07.220 --> 01:25:10.439 if they did black. Jimmy Fallon did blackface. That guy's 1798 01:25:10.460 --> 01:25:13.079 the most milquetoast dude in the whole world. 1799 01:25:13.380 --> 01:25:17.159 Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like, uh, then like some 1800 01:25:17.220 --> 01:25:21.479 college kid loves Dwayne Wade goes as Dwayne Wade for Halloween. 1801 01:25:21.520

--> 01:25:26.250 Everyone loses their fucking mind. Johnny, have you ever heard 1802 01:25:26.270 --> 01:25:27.289 of the gypsy king? 1803 01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:29.039 The. 1804 01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:30.239 Tyson Fury? 1805 01:25:30.899 --> 01:25:34.199 No. Let me see what his name is. It's Gypsy something. 1806 01:25:35.819 --> 01:25:37.829 I love Tyson Fury. He's a great fighter. 1807 01:25:37.890 --> 01:25:39.810 Gypsy Crusader. Have you heard of this guy? 1808 01:25:39.829 --> 01:25:40.689 I don't know who it is, no. 1809 01:25:41.069 --> 01:25:41.890 He's a guy that. 1810 01:25:41.810 --> 01:25:47.369 Dresses up like the Joker and he says unholy shit 1811 01:25:47.390 --> 01:25:49.380 to people on Omegle. 1812 01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:51.979 What is that called? Omegle? Have you ever seen that? 1813 01:25:52.060 --> 01:25:53.619 Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but I don't know. 1814 01:25:53.659 --> 01:25:55.119 I've never heard anybody say it before. 1815 01:25:55.899 --> 01:25:56.079 So. 1816 01:25:56.890 --> 01:26:00.189 So he does it and he drops M-bombs and he 1817 01:26:00.369 --> 01:26:03.109 says mean things to people or what's perceived as mean. 1818 01:26:03.470 --> 01:26:05.390 He's doing misfit boxing this. 1819 01:26:05.270 --> 01:26:09.289 Weekend and he's fighting this King Azuli or whatever his 1820 01:26:09.329 --> 01:26:11.750 name is, who's this convicted pedophile. 1821 01:26:11.770 --> 01:26:13.590 What is misfit boxing? What is that? 1822 01:26:14.090 --> 01:26:17.289 Well, it's where they get like influencers to fight each other. 1823 01:26:18.350 --> 01:26:19.109 Oh, sounds great. 1824 01:26:19.229 --> 01:26:19.479 Okay. 1825 01:26:19.909 --> 01:26:20.279 I'm for it. 1826 01:26:20.270 --> 01:26:23.069 And they're just train wrecks. And some of these guys 1827 01:26:23.090 --> 01:26:23.850 can fight, dude. 1828 01:26:23.869 --> 01:26:25.310 Oh, wait, is that the thing Ray J was in 1829 01:26:25.350 --> 01:26:28.310 the other day? Yeah, no, the other. 1830 01:26:27.789 --> 01:26:29.600 Ones of offshoots have opened up. 1831 01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:30.500 Okay. 1832 01:26:33.460 --> 01:26:38.939 So, he does, you know, he's fighting. He's going to fight. 1833 01:26:39.760 --> 01:26:42.090 You know, they call him a Nazi. The other guy 1834 01:26:42.130 --> 01:26:44.869 he's fighting is a Zionist. They've been yelling at each other. 1835 01:26:45.590 --> 01:26:47.470 They do a press conference. Can you look this up? 1836 01:26:47.829 --> 01:26:49.829 Misfit Boxing, Gypsy. 1837 01:26:49.850 --> 01:26:50.010 Okay. 1838 01:26:52.510 --> 01:26:56.829 And of course it's like, he's the only one by himself. 1839 01:26:56.949 --> 01:26:57.609 He's surrounded. 1840 01:26:57.649 --> 01:27:00.449 There's a lot of black influencers fighting on his card. 1841 01:27:02.390 --> 01:27:07.449 And this guy starts yelling at the gypsy King, calling 1842 01:27:07.489 --> 01:27:09.250 him a white supremacist. 1843 01:27:09.590 --> 01:27:12.270 Cause he says racist shit. And then he calls him 1844 01:27:12.329 --> 01:27:15.609 a homophobic slur, which I found absolutely hilarious. 1845 01:27:15.630 --> 01:27:18.220 Is it something we can even play on YT or 1846 01:27:18.260 --> 01:27:18.529 is this. 1847 01:27:19.399 --> 01:27:24.970 I don't know, man. Uh, No, this is it right here. This? Yeah. 1848 01:27:27.550 --> 01:27:27.890 This, right? 1849 01:27:27.930 --> 01:27:32.470 I think they beep what he says here. I don't know. 1850 01:27:32.770 --> 01:27:35.569 You had Antifa attack you, and then the ADL and 1851 01:27:35.649 --> 01:27:36.789 the FBI basically. 1852 01:27:37.109 --> 01:27:38.689 Jake Shields has gone so deep into it. 1853 01:27:38.710 --> 01:27:41.390 You lost five years of your life. You were an 1854 01:27:41.409 --> 01:27:45.449 aspiring fighter. You completely lost your career, your life. How 1855 01:27:45.470 --> 01:27:48.229 does it feel to be sitting in a co-main event 1856 01:27:48.369 --> 01:27:52.399 with Perry... After thinking you had lost your life, your 1857 01:27:52.439 --> 01:27:55.649 mom died when you were in prison, it must feel 1858 01:27:56.029 --> 01:27:57.550 pretty surreal to be sitting there. 1859 01:27:57.829 --> 01:27:58.810 It's still very surreal. 1860 01:27:58.850 --> 01:28:01.270 You know, I can't believe that this is what it 1861 01:28:01.310 --> 01:28:04.630 all led to, but it is a blessing. 1862 01:28:04.409 --> 01:28:06.220 And I'm very happy to be a part of it 1863 01:28:06.439 --> 01:28:08.159 and I'm happy to do this thing for everybody. 1864 01:28:08.199 --> 01:28:10.640 So I'm just enjoying the ride, Jake. 1865 01:28:12.060 --> 01:28:15.140 And then to King, were all the fights you've been in, 1866 01:28:15.220 --> 01:28:18.890 were those children in Palestine or were they adults in America? 1867 01:28:19.619 --> 01:28:22.119 You got some jokes, Jake? I love it. 1868 01:28:23.810 --> 01:28:24.649 You're a funny guy. 1869 01:28:26.810 --> 01:28:29.590 No, that wasn't it. Anyways, if you look for it. 1870 01:28:30.029 --> 01:28:35.210 Yeah, I mean, so anyways, this guy, the guy, if 1871 01:28:35.229 --> 01:28:37.590 you look, this guy right here, he's talking right there. 1872 01:28:37.609 --> 01:28:38.149 Fuck that guy. 1873 01:28:39.689 --> 01:28:42.670 I'll tell you something. 1874 01:28:42.909 --> 01:28:48.479 I'll tell you something. Shut up. You're a faggot. Sorry, Johnny. 1875 01:28:48.489 --> 01:28:50.350 He's got a lot of hate on his heart. He's 1876 01:28:50.399 --> 01:28:52.279 a white supremacist guy right here. You piece of shit. 1877 01:28:52.319 --> 01:28:57.159 So stop. Don't play anymore. So Johnny, this is what 1878 01:28:57.199 --> 01:28:59.100 we're talking about here that makes me laugh. 1879 01:29:00.310 --> 01:29:01.229 I'm glad it makes you laugh. 1880 01:29:01.270 --> 01:29:04.470 That guy says a racial slur, and then he calls 1881 01:29:04.529 --> 01:29:08.909 him a homophobic slur. Like, the

rules of political correctness 1882 01:29:08.989 --> 01:29:12.170 is so written in number two pencil. 1883 01:29:12.689 --> 01:29:15.170 It's so dumb. It's just dumb. 1884 01:29:15.890 --> 01:29:16.090 Yeah. 1885 01:29:18.060 --> 01:29:20.779 And then, of course, a white knight, white guy, hey, 1886 01:29:21.159 --> 01:29:23.720 why don't you say the N-word right now? It's like, well, 1887 01:29:23.760 --> 01:29:25.420 because I'm surrounded, I'm going to get. 1888 01:29:25.380 --> 01:29:26.159 My ass kicked. 1889 01:29:26.420 --> 01:29:27.260 Yeah, what am I, an idiot? 1890 01:29:27.500 --> 01:29:29.659 Like, why do you say that? It's like, yeah, I'm surrounded. 1891 01:29:29.699 --> 01:29:33.750 I'm going to get my ass kicked. It's just crazy, dude. 1892 01:29:35.189 --> 01:29:37.449 It is crazy. I wish I knew who any of 1893 01:29:37.470 --> 01:29:38.989 those people were other than Jake Shields. I wish I 1894 01:29:38.989 --> 01:29:39.649 knew who any of those people were. 1895 01:29:39.670 --> 01:29:41.229 Yeah, I mean, it's a blessing to have no clue 1896 01:29:41.250 --> 01:29:42.289 about any of that stuff. 1897 01:29:42.909 --> 01:29:43.569 Yeah, I don't know. 1898 01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:45.739 Johnny, did you see it? Someone brought this up. Trump 1899 01:29:45.779 --> 01:29:49.380 now says farmers can process their own food. 1900 01:29:49.399 --> 01:29:53.399 He's pushing for that, yeah. But I think it's because 1901 01:29:53.439 --> 01:29:56.100 he took such an L last week on importing that 1902 01:29:56.220 --> 01:29:57.020 Argentinian beef. 1903 01:29:57.100 --> 01:29:58.699 Which the Argentinian beef? 1904 01:29:59.060 --> 01:30:01.979 Yeah, which we've found out now is like poisoned beef, 1905 01:30:02.020 --> 01:30:05.010 like bad beef that China wouldn't even take. Dude, if China, 1906 01:30:05.310 --> 01:30:09.789 where they eat dogs, won't take your beef, you should 1907 01:30:10.029 --> 01:30:12.729 really probably not buy that beef. You know what I'm saying? 1908 01:30:12.770 --> 01:30:15.800 Like you got bad beef, Argentina. Bad beef. 1909 01:30:16.689 --> 01:30:17.380 Bad beef. 1910 01:30:17.859 --> 01:30:19.520 You know who doesn't have bad beef? The folks over 1911 01:30:19.539 --> 01:30:20.399 at Cash App. 1912 01:30:20.979 --> 01:30:23.050 Let me tell you about a cash app. 1913 01:30:23.510 --> 01:30:24.670 You heard a cash app. 1914 01:30:25.090 --> 01:30:26.369 Have you heard a cash app? 1915 01:30:26.829 --> 01:30:31.630 Look at that lower third on the screen. 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sent 2066 01:38:05.649 --> 01:38:06.949 you a story. 2067 01:38:07.489 --> 01:38:08.600 The last story I sent you. 2068 01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:10.680 Okay, okay, okay. 2069 01:38:11.319 --> 01:38:12.079 Edit it out. 2070 01:38:12.779 --> 01:38:13.579 Edit it out. 2071 01:38:13.680 --> 01:38:15.520 Oh, yes, I saw that. You think this is okay? 2072 01:38:17.510 --> 01:38:18.090 Yeah, I mean. 2073 01:38:18.229 --> 01:38:22.880 You're talking about the Tatiana or the whatever. Tyson or whatever. Yeah, 2074 01:38:23.039 --> 01:38:26.300 I can never remember her name. I think this is 2075 01:38:26.319 --> 01:38:28.390 kind of gross, but I'm not gross like nasty. 2076 01:38:28.760 --> 01:38:31.239 Birthday jamie star happy birthday like. 2077 01:38:31.199 --> 01:38:34.819 Are we are we participating in this whole like ratting 2078 01:38:34.880 --> 01:38:35.880 on somebody by playing. 2079 01:38:35.720 --> 01:38:38.920 I just want to talk about women women like it's 2080 01:38:39.100 --> 01:38:45.939 insane it's insane How much women snitch. I know she's 2081 01:38:46.000 --> 01:38:49.210 an adult film star. And we're not expecting much of it. 2082 01:38:49.699 --> 01:38:50.539 But again. 2083 01:38:50.739 --> 01:38:56.140 It's this thing where they push. They push debaucherous. Being 2084 01:38:56.220 --> 01:38:59.340 a degenerate. And God knows I participate in enough of that. 2085 01:38:59.819 --> 01:39:00.060 So. 2086 01:39:00.859 --> 01:39:03.319 And then all of a sudden. When you participate in it. 2087 01:39:03.760 --> 01:39:05.760 Now they totally slam you for it. 2088 01:39:06.420 --> 01:39:08.560 We'll play it real quick. Let's play it so people 2089 01:39:08.579 --> 01:39:09.359 know what we're talking about. 2090 01:39:10.180 --> 01:39:10.489 You want to? 2091 01:39:11.359 --> 01:39:15.869 What are you wearing, dude? You're wearing two different styles 2092 01:39:15.949 --> 01:39:18.930 of cheetah print. You can't even match a cheetah print. 2093 01:39:19.470 --> 01:39:19.949 It's terrible. 2094 01:39:20.229 --> 01:39:23.149 It's hideous. This is how. 2095 01:39:23.630 --> 01:39:25.869 I got hooked up with him. Some porn star hit 2096 01:39:25.909 --> 01:39:28.649 me up. Apparently he likes this. I'm going to give 2097 01:39:28.670 --> 01:39:28.909 it away. 2098 01:39:29.210 --> 01:39:29.729 Black girls. 2099 01:39:30.350 --> 01:39:34.180 Yeah, we all know that. Oh my god! Is it 2100 01:39:34.199 --> 01:39:37.119 Bill Maher? I didn't say anything. Oh, but he's not 2101 01:39:37.140 --> 01:39:38.920 a politician. You literally just said it. She said he 2102 01:39:38.939 --> 01:39:41.279 had a political show. Okay, so he's got a political show. 2103 01:39:41.479 --> 01:39:42.960 I'll tell you what, to make you feel even more 2104 01:39:43.020 --> 01:39:45.640 comfortable then, right? I've been a Hollywood dude for a 2105 01:39:45.659 --> 01:39:49.989 long time. Bill Maher, I think, I feel, and this 2106 01:39:50.069 --> 01:39:53.520 is totally

genuine. I feel his whole position and his 2107 01:39:53.539 --> 01:39:55.739 whole shit as a comedian for the last 20 years 2108 01:39:56.239 --> 01:39:58.579 is just to have been impressed black girls. 2109 01:39:58.899 --> 01:39:59.199 That's it. 2110 01:39:59.560 --> 01:40:01.119 So, like, he's been out to dinner. 2111 01:40:01.260 --> 01:40:04.399 With– Yeah, because you know that black chicks love political 2112 01:40:04.439 --> 01:40:06.899 commentary on TV. They just love political satire. 2113 01:40:07.359 --> 01:40:08.050 Again. 2114 01:40:08.479 --> 01:40:09.119 What are you talking about? 2115 01:40:09.409 --> 01:40:13.130 Again. It's like, so what? 2116 01:40:14.560 --> 01:40:16.460 Who is this guy? Do you know this guy? 2117 01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:19.359 I don't know. Again, here we go. 2118 01:40:19.399 --> 01:40:20.760 No, I don't either. I just don't know who it is. 2119 01:40:20.760 --> 01:40:23.390 He's like, he just wants to impress black chicks. Yeah, 2120 01:40:23.510 --> 01:40:26.210 that's why most of us get into anything we're doing. 2121 01:40:26.890 --> 01:40:27.850 It's to impress chicks. 2122 01:40:27.869 --> 01:40:28.369 You're 100% right. 2123 01:40:29.010 --> 01:40:31.949 Yeah. Like, this isn't a gotcha moment, dude. 2124 01:40:33.229 --> 01:40:37.199 Yeah. So I don't think, I mean, I don't, he 2125 01:40:37.239 --> 01:40:38.779 was really, like, weird, though. 2126 01:40:39.220 --> 01:40:39.500 Bill Maher? 2127 01:40:40.319 --> 01:40:40.720 Well, he's older. 2128 01:40:40.739 --> 01:40:42.180 Listen to what she thinks is weird, by the way. 2129 01:40:42.199 --> 01:40:42.840 You know that, right? 2130 01:40:42.859 --> 01:40:43.779 He's in his 60s, and it's like, hey. 2131 01:40:43.800 --> 01:40:44.539 Well, I lied to him. 2132 01:40:44.579 --> 01:40:46.720 So I started to lie to everybody about my age. 2133 01:40:46.779 --> 01:40:49.020 So when I went there, I was 18, and he 2134 01:40:49.039 --> 01:40:51.100 was like, how old are you? I was like, I'm 22. 2135 01:40:51.100 --> 01:40:53.119 He was like, well, when did you graduate high school? 2136 01:40:53.470 --> 01:40:54.829 I couldn't think of the math in my head, so 2137 01:40:54.850 --> 01:40:57.109 I just said something. He was like, well, sweetie, that 2138 01:40:57.130 --> 01:40:58.470 would mean you're this old. 2139 01:40:58.670 --> 01:40:59.949 And so I was like, fuck. He was like, so 2140 01:40:59.970 --> 01:41:01.949 you're lying to me. I don't like liars. 2141 01:41:02.630 --> 01:41:04.050 So he got real serious, and then he started to 2142 01:41:04.109 --> 01:41:07.720 ask me other questions about Really? So I was getting 2143 01:41:07.739 --> 01:41:09.000 money from him, obviously, because he paid me. 2144 01:41:09.000 --> 01:41:10.600 By the way, can we just say here, dude's clearly 2145 01:41:10.640 --> 01:41:13.159 trying to make sure he's not boning an underage chick. 2146 01:41:13.319 --> 01:41:16.779 Like, that's 100% what he's trying to do. And she 2147 01:41:16.819 --> 01:41:20.619 doesn't even know that. And, like, he's the creepy guy. 2148 01:41:20.699 --> 01:41:21.420 She's lying. 2149 01:41:23.119 --> 01:41:26.119 I mean, it's completely her take on this is bizarre. 2150 01:41:27.800 --> 01:41:28.819 For the service, blah, blah, blah. 2151 01:41:29.399 --> 01:41:31.300 And I had to split it with the person or 2152 01:41:31.399 --> 01:41:32.949 give him a cut because they booked it. 2153 01:41:33.460 --> 01:41:36.979 He was like, what person? He was so mad. 2154 01:41:39.460 --> 01:41:42.520 Because John's getting rolled is like the number one way 2155 01:41:42.640 --> 01:41:45.779 to get your fucking shit wrecked. Uh, and somebody like 2156 01:41:46.600 --> 01:41:47.899 hooking up with it. I mean, you know what I mean? 2157 01:41:47.920 --> 01:41:50.760 Like that's obviously, he's like, Ooh, it's the guy waiting outside. 2158 01:41:52.159 --> 01:41:55.119 So she's gotta be in her thirties, if not forties now. 2159 01:41:55.189 --> 01:41:55.390 Right. 2160 01:41:55.430 --> 01:41:58.210 She's been around for a while. Around. 2161 01:41:58.250 --> 01:41:58.430 Yeah. 2162 01:41:58.449 --> 01:41:59.729 Do we even know what her name is? 2163 01:41:59.829 --> 01:42:01.210 It's, it's Tiana. 2164 01:42:02.329 --> 01:42:03.609 So is it, is it? 2165 01:42:03.949 --> 01:42:04.090 Yeah. 2166 01:42:04.229 --> 01:42:04.520 Yeah, yeah. 2167 01:42:04.649 --> 01:42:08.979 It's Tiana Trump. It says in the tweet. Yeah, Tiana Trump. 2168 01:42:09.579 --> 01:42:11.939 Will you look up how old she is? This says 2169 01:42:11.979 --> 01:42:12.359 she's 31. 2170 01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:14.359 I would have thought she was older. 2171 01:42:14.399 --> 01:42:15.060 Nobody believes that. 2172 01:42:15.079 --> 01:42:15.939 Maybe she started really young. 2173 01:42:16.119 --> 01:42:19.430 Nobody believes that. So this is 13 years ago. 2174 01:42:20.229 --> 01:42:22.229 She is hot, though. We should say. I mean, she's 2175 01:42:22.270 --> 01:42:22.699 always been hot. 2176 01:42:22.750 --> 01:42:25.729 He's got a major TV show, dude. You know, you 2177 01:42:25.750 --> 01:42:30.630 got to take precautions because these hoes ain't loyal and 2178 01:42:30.689 --> 01:42:33.989 they'll snitch, which is what she's doing right now. This 2179 01:42:34.069 --> 01:42:35.439 is why he's doing all this. 2180 01:42:36.600 --> 01:42:38.319 You would think that he would get an NDA for 2181 01:42:38.359 --> 01:42:40.819 this kind of, like for any woman that would come 2182 01:42:40.840 --> 01:42:41.460 into his life like that. 2183 01:42:41.500 --> 01:42:43.619 Listen to what she finds weird about this guy. 2184 01:42:44.199 --> 01:42:45.119 Yeah, it's pathetic. 2185 01:42:47.020 --> 01:42:49.239 And he, you could tell he probably wanted to cancel. 2186 01:42:49.260 --> 01:42:52.619 Like he was, it was the most awkward, awkwardest experience ever. 2187 01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:55.180 And I, but there's so much more, but I

don't 2188 01:42:55.199 --> 01:42:55.720 want to speak on it. 2189 01:42:55.720 --> 01:42:57.069 He's a really big dick though. 2190 01:42:57.369 --> 01:42:58.649 That's what I heard. 2191 01:42:58.970 --> 01:43:04.590 So here's what I heard. Like, and there, and there's 2192 01:43:04.689 --> 01:43:06.590 guys that are just known as like, all right, cool. 2193 01:43:06.609 --> 01:43:07.760 You got a big dick. You don't put up with 2194 01:43:07.770 --> 01:43:08.140 this shit. 2195 01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:11.220 My question is this though, is you're not a prostitute. 2196 01:43:11.460 --> 01:43:11.600 No. 2197 01:43:12.079 --> 01:43:14.640 So is there a service for porn stars where it's 2198 01:43:14.659 --> 01:43:16.649 just like, Hey, I want this porn star and I'll 2199 01:43:16.670 --> 01:43:17.689 take this porn star and it's cool. 2200 01:43:17.909 --> 01:43:18.949 And what is that website? 2201 01:43:20.189 --> 01:43:21.949 And how's that not prostitution? 2202 01:43:22.609 --> 01:43:23.350 Oh, it's a hundred. 2203 01:43:23.390 --> 01:43:23.649 It is. 2204 01:43:23.789 --> 01:43:25.229 I mean, it's ridiculous. 2205 01:43:25.250 --> 01:43:26.229 Like they call. 2206 01:43:26.109 --> 01:43:30.479 It porn stars have this weird line with that. So 2207 01:43:30.539 --> 01:43:34.800 there's this famous battle between Lisa and, and Nikki Benz, 2208 01:43:36.000 --> 01:43:38.579 which was like big about five or six years ago. 2209 01:43:38.619 --> 01:43:41.810 It's probably about eight years ago, nine years ago. It 2210 01:43:41.819 --> 01:43:43.630 was this huge fight between them. 2211 01:43:43.649 --> 01:43:44.470 Yeah. 2212 01:43:44.689 --> 01:43:47.270 You know, So the whole thing is like... And you 2213 01:43:47.310 --> 01:43:50.399 got Lee San who is a very nice person. I 2214 01:43:50.439 --> 01:43:55.199 did a naughty show with her. I think she was 2215 01:43:55.979 --> 01:43:57.739 yay-o'd out of her mind at the time. 2216 01:43:57.760 --> 01:43:59.380 Because she couldn't stop talking. 2217 01:43:59.399 --> 01:44:01.069 Were you a porn chick that was on coke? I 2218 01:44:01.090 --> 01:44:01.569 can't believe it. 2219 01:44:01.590 --> 01:44:04.090 Which is fine. Because guess what? I was on coke too. 2220 01:44:04.289 --> 01:44:06.750 So like who am I to judge? So anyways. 2221 01:44:07.789 --> 01:44:09.789 She starts talking about me, and the thing that made 2222 01:44:09.829 --> 01:44:13.039 Lisa Ann very interesting at the time was she's part 2223 01:44:13.060 --> 01:44:15.739 of this group, this kind of era, that was just like, 2224 01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:17.279 we're banging black guys, we don't care. 2225 01:44:17.300 --> 01:44:20.260 Because at the time, there was this thing that if you. 2226 01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:27.689 Bang black guys, your aura or your prestige would go down. 2227 01:44:29.409 --> 01:44:31.829 And now Lisa Ann's talking about, she's calling it racism. 2228 01:44:31.890 --> 01:44:33.489 I'm like, whatever. 2229 01:44:33.670 --> 01:44:37.810 It's like, they'll find racism in anything. So anyways, Nikki 2230 01:44:37.869 --> 01:44:40.050 Benz wasn't doing it for a while. Then she started 2231 01:44:40.069 --> 01:44:43.350 to bang black guys and her career took off because 2232 01:44:43.439 --> 01:44:45.100 it's filthy, right? 2233 01:44:45.180 --> 01:44:48.220 It's just, it's seen as filthy. Okay. 2234 01:44:49.079 --> 01:44:54.600 So Nikki Benz puts out, hey, I think she's like 2235 01:44:54.659 --> 01:44:58.210 in Dubai. She's like, I'm in Dubai on vacation. And 2236 01:44:58.270 --> 01:45:00.550 Lisa Ann comes in and goes, everyone knows you're not 2237 01:45:00.569 --> 01:45:01.210 on vacation. 2238 01:45:01.470 --> 01:45:04.090 You're escorting. Oh, yeah. 2239 01:45:04.850 --> 01:45:08.140 Becomes a big thing dude it's like Tupac and Biggie 2240 01:45:08.539 --> 01:45:08.819 in the. 2241 01:45:08.779 --> 01:45:12.760 Porn industry so they're going at it you're a whore 2242 01:45:12.800 --> 01:45:14.239 you're a whore you're a whore you're a. 2243 01:45:14.199 --> 01:45:17.739 Whore well there's this either it's either the sex awards 2244 01:45:18.760 --> 01:45:24.159 or the ABN's I'm there the sex awards yeah it's 2245 01:45:24.199 --> 01:45:26.880 like either call I forget what they called it anyways 2246 01:45:27.359 --> 01:45:29.439 they were in the same bathroom at the same time 2247 01:45:29.779 --> 01:45:32.239 and they went to war they started beating the shit 2248 01:45:32.319 --> 01:45:35.960 out of each other awesome Nice. 2249 01:45:36.340 --> 01:45:37.460 Nice, nice. 2250 01:45:38.640 --> 01:45:40.579 Yeah, he's got a big dick. Nice, bro. 2251 01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:44.560 But it all starts because Lisa Ann calls Nikki Benz 2252 01:45:44.640 --> 01:45:48.279 an escort. And to that, that is like calling a 2253 01:45:48.560 --> 01:45:49.680 porn star the N-word. 2254 01:45:51.460 --> 01:45:51.640 Yeah. 2255 01:45:52.079 --> 01:45:55.340 It's the N-word of porn stars, which is hilarious because 2256 01:45:55.359 --> 01:45:56.720 we all know you're doing it. 2257 01:45:57.500 --> 01:45:59.680 Yeah, the camera has to be there, and it's cool. 2258 01:45:59.699 --> 01:46:02.460 Yeah, it's a camera. That's the only thing different. It's 2259 01:46:02.539 --> 01:46:08.199 a camera. That's it. Johnny, I lived a wild life, dude. 2260 01:46:08.760 --> 01:46:12.939 That's why I'm over it. I lived a wild life. 2261 01:46:13.720 --> 01:46:14.239 What do you think? 2262 01:46:14.260 --> 01:46:17.699 This is a little controversial, Sam. Owen Benjamin tweeted this out. 2263 01:46:17.840 --> 01:46:22.229 Did you watch this? Owen says, this is interesting. And 2264 01:46:22.270 --> 01:46:25.390 then this is a guy, I don't think he's, this 2265 01:46:25.449 --> 01:46:27.529 tweet says he's a lawyer, but I think he's like 2266 01:46:27.890 --> 01:46:32.020 a private investigator talking about the Lindsay Clancy case. trial 2267 01:46:32.500 --> 01:46:36.260

and why there might be some suspicion warranted against someone 2268 01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:37.880 else other than her. Have you seen this? 2269 01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:39.600 Watch. 2270 01:46:39.760 --> 01:46:43.340 Yeah, I had someone on Twitter. I had an interaction 2271 01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:45.140 with her and she's like, you didn't watch the trial. 2272 01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:46.079 Watch the trial. 2273 01:46:46.619 --> 01:46:48.119 I want to know what you think of this. OK, 2274 01:46:48.159 --> 01:46:50.020 I'll play this briefly and then you can tell me. 2275 01:46:51.680 --> 01:46:54.020 And there's a high profile case right now happening. 2276 01:46:54.220 --> 01:46:58.420 I'm curious what your opinion is on the Lindsay Clancy case. 2277 01:46:59.239 --> 01:47:03.420 The prosecution in this case is It's basically stating that 2278 01:47:03.640 --> 01:47:06.659 Lindsay Clancy killed her three children, tried to kill herself 2279 01:47:06.960 --> 01:47:09.960 by cutting her own throat, hanging herself, and then jumping 2280 01:47:10.020 --> 01:47:14.050 out of a window, resulting in her being paralyzed. There 2281 01:47:14.359 --> 01:47:20.649 is numerous pieces of evidence that are creating reasonable doubt, right? 2282 01:47:20.710 --> 01:47:23.350 So at the exact time this murder would have been occurring, 2283 01:47:23.430 --> 01:47:25.710 her body core temp was 82 because she was laying 2284 01:47:25.729 --> 01:47:28.149 in the snow when they found her. And this is 2285 01:47:28.170 --> 01:47:28.949 all recorded via her. 2286 01:47:32.029 --> 01:47:34.380 Are you listening to this? So at the time that 2287 01:47:34.739 --> 01:47:37.539 the murders were said to be happening, her body core 2288 01:47:37.560 --> 01:47:40.579 temperature would have been 82 degrees. That's crazy. 2289 01:47:42.279 --> 01:47:44.800 Smartwatch or whatever, or ring. I forget which one she 2290 01:47:44.840 --> 01:47:48.770 had on, but her heart rate was 57. The father's 2291 01:47:48.810 --> 01:47:52.050 DNA was found on the exercise bands that were used 2292 01:47:52.130 --> 01:47:56.970 to murder the children, but hers wasn't. Um, the contents 2293 01:47:57.010 --> 01:48:00.829 of her stomach were ground pills, uh, Lindsay Clancy was 2294 01:48:00.850 --> 01:48:03.029 a registered nurse. She would have known how to kill 2295 01:48:03.069 --> 01:48:05.529 herself if she wanted to kill herself. And none of 2296 01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:08.359 those options are normal options for someone to use against themselves. 2297 01:48:08.939 --> 01:48:10.180 I don't know anyone who would grind up the pills. 2298 01:48:10.520 --> 01:48:12.819 I don't know anyone who would do a hair out 2299 01:48:12.859 --> 01:48:15.710 of a window. Cutting my own throat, that's probably not 2300 01:48:15.750 --> 01:48:18.470 an option for me. Strangling myself with a belt. And 2301 01:48:18.510 --> 01:48:19.829 if they do, they typically do it in a way 2302 01:48:19.869 --> 01:48:22.039 that it's a vanity reason, right? Like women will cut 2303 01:48:22.060 --> 01:48:23.899 their wrists. They will, if they're going to shoot themselves, 2304 01:48:23.920 --> 01:48:25.739 they shoot themselves in the chest. They don't, they don't 2305 01:48:25.760 --> 01:48:27.979 want to hurt this. And there's so much evidence that 2306 01:48:28.180 --> 01:48:33.100 this guy is, uh, at least culpable, but probably guilty. 2307 01:48:33.119 --> 01:48:35.640 In my opinion, he, uh, the cell phone signatures don't 2308 01:48:35.680 --> 01:48:38.500 match up the, uh, from the location data from where 2309 01:48:38.520 --> 01:48:40.399 he said he was and he's sending emails from her 2310 01:48:40.439 --> 01:48:43.199 computer when she's already laying in the snow and she's 2311 01:48:43.220 --> 01:48:45.779 sending emails in the middle of the murderers because the 2312 01:48:45.819 --> 01:48:48.600 timeline is pretty tight according with the way he it's 2313 01:48:48.659 --> 01:48:50.439 portrayed because of when he left and came back so 2314 01:48:50.460 --> 01:48:53.979 there's a finite timeline of when this happened um there's 2315 01:48:54.020 --> 01:48:58.380 another notable case in massachusetts where uh it was police 2316 01:48:58.399 --> 01:49:01.159 officer actually got murdered and hit by a car and 2317 01:49:01.279 --> 01:49:03.550 uh they did a court temp on him i believe 2318 01:49:03.770 --> 01:49:06.170 and he'd been out there like six hours And his 2319 01:49:06.310 --> 01:49:11.989 core temp was 82. So it's kind of interesting. There's 2320 01:49:12.029 --> 01:49:14.869 math out there that says at what temperature, how low 2321 01:49:14.890 --> 01:49:16.130 your core temp goes over a certain. 2322 01:49:15.989 --> 01:49:16.449 Period of time. 2323 01:49:16.529 --> 01:49:18.229 It can be calculated. 2324 01:49:18.289 --> 01:49:19.789 It would take hours, not minutes. 2325 01:49:20.270 --> 01:49:21.810 I think you did it. Really? 2326 01:49:21.970 --> 01:49:24.369 Yeah. All right. So you just got to give your 2327 01:49:24.390 --> 01:49:25.140 true opinion. 2328 01:49:25.229 --> 01:49:30.600 I have questions. Okay. So now we're getting this Tyler 2329 01:49:30.640 --> 01:49:33.119 Robinson thing. Did she say she did it or not? 2330 01:49:33.180 --> 01:49:36.020 Because that's a prevailing... belief system. 2331 01:49:38.630 --> 01:49:43.670 Yeah. I don't know. My thing is though, he says, okay, 2332 01:49:44.229 --> 01:49:46.729 women don't do this. She was a nurse. If she's 2333 01:49:46.789 --> 01:49:51.369 meant to be possessed or crazy, like she's going to 2334 01:49:51.390 --> 01:49:53.409 do some shit she wouldn't do in her right mind. 2335 01:49:53.430 --> 01:49:54.189 You know what I'm saying? 2336 01:49:55.409 --> 01:50:00.670 And is it possible that, listen, I obviously haven't watched it. 2337 01:50:01.520 --> 01:50:04.739 I thought she admitted that she did it. I can't, 2338 01:50:04.800 --> 01:50:10.520 you

know, that's it. I mean, she, that's what I thought. 2339 01:50:12.460 --> 01:50:16.239 Well, maybe she already admitted she did it, but maybe 2340 01:50:16.279 --> 01:50:17.840 that's a Tyler Robinson thing too. 2341 01:50:17.880 --> 01:50:20.899 That everyone says she admits the killing. This is a 2342 01:50:20.939 --> 01:50:24.109 CNN headline. It says Lindsay Clancy admits to killing her children. 2343 01:50:24.149 --> 01:50:26.970 So why is there an online groundswell blaming her ex-husband? 2344 01:50:29.069 --> 01:50:31.529 This is, I'm just reading again. This is from CNN. 2345 01:50:31.850 --> 01:50:35.850 Lindsay Clancy admits, Lindsay Clancy admits to killing her three children. 2346 01:50:35.930 --> 01:50:39.130 Her own lawyers don't deny she did it, but say 2347 01:50:39.189 --> 01:50:42.090 she should not be held criminally responsible for her. 2348 01:50:42.170 --> 01:50:44.329 I thought is the argument here. 2349 01:50:44.869 --> 01:50:48.189 Not that he did it is whether she should be 2350 01:50:48.229 --> 01:50:51.649 found guilty of murder based on her mental state. 2351 01:50:52.720 --> 01:50:54.720 I thought that was the argument. Yeah. 2352 01:50:54.760 --> 01:50:56.439 I don't know how you, yeah, it's weird, right? It's 2353 01:50:56.460 --> 01:50:59.220 almost like if you're arguing what this guy's arguing, you'd 2354 01:50:59.239 --> 01:51:01.579 have to be arguing that she's covering for her husband. 2355 01:51:02.430 --> 01:51:05.930 which is kind of crazy, or that he, like, manipulated 2356 01:51:05.970 --> 01:51:06.529 her or something. 2357 01:51:06.729 --> 01:51:11.909 Has that been an argument? Like, has that been a defense? 2358 01:51:13.170 --> 01:51:15.890 The defense was that she had, yeah, like, intense postpartum 2359 01:51:15.949 --> 01:51:17.069 and that her doctors didn't. 2360 01:51:17.109 --> 01:51:19.609 So the defense isn't even pushing this narrative. 2361 01:51:19.939 --> 01:51:21.880 No, no, it says her own lawyers don't deny she 2362 01:51:21.899 --> 01:51:23.800 did it, but say she should not be held criminally 2363 01:51:23.840 --> 01:51:28.189 responsible because she was suffering from postpartum psychosis. an extreme 2364 01:51:28.270 --> 01:51:31.750 mental illness at the time. So they're suing their health 2365 01:51:31.770 --> 01:51:33.789 care providers, alleging malpractice. 2366 01:51:34.590 --> 01:51:40.199 If you learn about the Odyssey Network, which is a 2367 01:51:40.279 --> 01:51:45.300 John F. O'Reilly ran out of Dallas, that's connections to. 2368 01:51:46.699 --> 01:51:47.560 Gacy, right? 2369 01:51:49.399 --> 01:51:52.300 During Gacy's trial, it wasn't even a debate whether he 2370 01:51:52.340 --> 01:51:55.399 did it or not. The argument between the prosecution and 2371 01:51:55.439 --> 01:51:59.920 defense was attempting to frame it as he worked alone. 2372 01:52:02.010 --> 01:52:08.090 So in that aspect, the defense isn't even defending him. 2373 01:52:08.130 --> 01:52:11.630

So there are instances in which the defense are obviously 2374 01:52:12.210 --> 01:52:13.010 bought and sold. 2375 01:52:14.550 --> 01:52:17.430 But that has... political. 2376 01:52:16.930 --> 01:52:23.229 Ramifications across the spectrum of power. What connections does this 2377 01:52:23.289 --> 01:52:26.310 chick have to that? That the defense would be not 2378 01:52:26.750 --> 01:52:30.810 servicing their client that well. Like, it's crazy to me. 2379 01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:36.060 I agree. A couple of things, and then we'll hit 2380 01:52:36.100 --> 01:52:39.140 the sewer chest. While I was over here, I saw 2381 01:52:39.180 --> 01:52:41.180 this story from The Guardian. The UK is going to 2382 01:52:41.239 --> 01:52:44.220 warn its citizens. This worries me, dude. to stock up 2383 01:52:44.340 --> 01:52:48.390 on food amidst threats from climate crisis and hostile states. 2384 01:52:49.489 --> 01:52:51.350 UK citizens are going to be told to stock up 2385 01:52:51.430 --> 01:52:55.409 on tinned foods, prepping, and take steps to ensure they 2386 01:52:55.449 --> 01:52:58.109 are prepared for national emergencies as part of a new 2387 01:52:58.210 --> 01:53:03.210 government campaign to improve the nation's resilience. What do you 2388 01:53:03.229 --> 01:53:05.630 think of that? That's kind of a worrying thing. 2389 01:53:06.899 --> 01:53:11.279 I mean, like, dude, I mean, I'm getting to the point. 2390 01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:14.079 I'm more concerned about the guy who just gave a 2391 01:53:14.140 --> 01:53:17.399 super chat saying I dye my beard, my mustache. 2392 01:53:18.270 --> 01:53:19.390 No, he's got grays in it, dude. 2393 01:53:20.470 --> 01:53:21.770 I got grays in it, dude. 2394 01:53:22.569 --> 01:53:22.989 No, I know. 2395 01:53:23.029 --> 01:53:27.590 Yeah, I mean, dude, it's, I mean, the new prime 2396 01:53:27.609 --> 01:53:29.270 minister is basically, yeah, we're going to go to war 2397 01:53:29.310 --> 01:53:32.840 with Israel. I mean, it's crazy to me how much 2398 01:53:32.939 --> 01:53:36.319 power these politicians have that they can go completely against 2399 01:53:36.359 --> 01:53:39.060 the will of everybody. It's crazy to me. 2400 01:53:42.149 --> 01:53:46.909 We'll bring it back up with two videos that are funny. One, well, 2401 01:53:47.029 --> 01:53:49.060 I don't know if this is funny. This is Axl Rose. 2402 01:53:50.000 --> 01:54:09.619 Yeah, dude. Yeah, their voices are going, dude. I don't 2403 01:54:09.640 --> 01:54:11.640 know why they just don't run audio behind it at 2404 01:54:11.659 --> 01:54:12.260 this point. 2405 01:54:20.970 --> 01:54:23.550 Dude, he sounds like Mickey Mouse. Like, what is that, bro? 2406 01:54:23.569 --> 01:54:26.069 I saw him at Paquito Mas sitting down. I thought 2407 01:54:26.090 --> 01:54:27.489 it was two lesbians talking. 2408 01:54:28.609 --> 01:54:30.649 He does it like a lesbian. You're right. He was 2409 01:54:30.670 --> 01:54:31.300 just sitting there. 2410 01:54:31.819 --> 01:54:33.840 And nobody talked to him because in L.A., you're not 2411 01:54:33.859 --> 01:54:35.189 supposed to talk to famous people. 2412 01:54:35.399 --> 01:54:36.550 Do you think they knew it was him? No, he 2413 01:54:36.569 --> 01:54:38.770 looks nothing like Axl Rose anymore. 2414 01:54:38.829 --> 01:54:42.869 I was like, damn, that's Axl Rose, dude. Yeah. I 2415 01:54:42.909 --> 01:54:44.810 was going to go up to him and say hi, 2416 01:54:44.829 --> 01:54:47.770 and then he would lose it. I'm eating with my friend. 2417 01:54:48.350 --> 01:54:49.310 Leave me alone. 2418 01:54:51.069 --> 01:54:52.340 That's what you do to people when they come up 2419 01:54:52.359 --> 01:54:52.880 to you in public. 2420 01:54:53.500 --> 01:54:53.819 Never. 2421 01:54:54.819 --> 01:54:58.180 No, I've never seen that. Okay, then Kurt shared this. 2422 01:54:58.220 --> 01:55:02.600 Did you see this? Andrew Wilson continues to just get 2423 01:55:03.189 --> 01:55:05.550 wrecked by the internet. Uh, this one is pretty, we 2424 01:55:05.569 --> 01:55:08.829 won't play the whole thing, but this is later. By 2425 01:55:08.850 --> 01:55:11.029 the way, that's called the Wilson shake. 2426 01:55:11.550 --> 01:55:11.760 Yeah. 2427 01:55:28.500 --> 01:55:32.359 Let me tell you about a dance That's not. 2428 01:55:32.380 --> 01:55:37.399 Even fake It's a brand new groove Called the Wilson 2429 01:55:37.439 --> 01:55:41.560 Shake Sit your ass on a chair And put your 2430 01:55:41.600 --> 01:55:44.630 left foot down Cross your right. 2431 01:55:44.250 --> 01:55:48.850 Foot over Then you shake it around Which still is 2432 01:55:48.909 --> 01:55:52.829 so awkward That you make Patrick frown Then you pay 2433 01:55:52.869 --> 01:55:53.609 300k Just to. 2434 01:55:53.550 --> 01:55:55.789 Prove you're a clown. 2435 01:55:57.829 --> 01:56:01.390 You do the shake. You do the Wilson shake. 2436 01:56:02.529 --> 01:56:03.729 The Wilson shake. 2437 01:56:03.850 --> 01:56:06.119 Well, you know what comes next. 2438 01:56:07.279 --> 01:56:10.840 You do the shake while you read a fake text. 2439 01:56:11.979 --> 01:56:13.060 You do the shake. 2440 01:56:13.600 --> 01:56:17.520 You do the Wilson shake. 2441 01:56:17.810 --> 01:56:21.720 By the way, that's called the Wilson shake. I just 2442 01:56:21.779 --> 01:56:26.989 think all women are retarded. First you sit there looking 2443 01:56:27.109 --> 01:56:29.409 oily with a shiny ass face. 2444 01:56:30.050 --> 01:56:34.250 Then embarrass yourself in a public debate. 2445 01:56:34.270 --> 01:56:39.199 Sweat through all your points like you're lost in a fog. 2446 01:56:39.220 --> 01:56:43.539 Twitching that foot like a nervous little dog. 2447 01:56:43.779 --> 01:56:46.619 Johnny, I want you to play another funny one. Can 2448 01:56:46.640 --> 01:56:50.810 I show you another funny video? Yeah, please do. When 2449 01:56:50.949 --> 01:56:54.890 Andrew was trying to say AI said that he won, 2450 01:56:54.909 -->

01:57:13.189 that was bad. That was a low point. Here, take 2451 01:57:13.199 --> 01:57:14.869 that down. I'll give you this one. 2452 01:57:15.430 --> 01:57:16.989 If you just share it, I can put it up. 2453 01:57:16.989 --> 01:57:19.149 I don't have to take it. If you just share it. 2454 01:57:19.229 --> 01:57:25.430 Ladies and gentlemen, the smartest man in the room, the 2455 01:57:25.510 --> 01:57:28.229 one who paid $ 300 to prove he ain't got a clue. 2456 01:57:31.430 --> 01:57:32.989 Let's give it up for the expert. 2457 01:57:40.010 --> 01:57:43.250 He said the evidence was overwhelming chest puffed out then 2458 01:57:43.289 --> 01:57:45.989 the first real question hitting the air left his mouth 2459 01:57:46.069 --> 01:57:49.250 name one charge He said real calm real sweet. He 2460 01:57:49.310 --> 01:57:52.670 sat there blinking like a goldfish out of heat murder 2461 01:57:52.750 --> 01:57:55.770 He guessed like it was a game show prize aggravated 2462 01:57:55.829 --> 01:57:57.409 baby death Penalty side. 2463 01:57:57.449 --> 01:57:59.260 She listed all seven from memory. 2464 01:57:59.270 --> 01:57:59.800 No paper. 2465 01:57:59.859 --> 01:58:00.420 No help. 2466 01:58:00.500 --> 01:58:03.439 He accused her of a cheat and phone clean. Still yell. 2467 01:58:03.500 --> 01:58:06.489 Foot shaking so hard it look like a seizure in 4K. 2468 01:58:06.529 --> 01:58:09.590 Whole body saying, I did not study for this test today. 2469 01:58:09.609 --> 01:58:09.970 Stay calm. 2470 01:58:10.180 --> 01:58:12.909 No evidence he kept on barking she talked to the 2471 01:58:12.989 --> 01:58:19.590 owner herself he's still acting retarded what a genius What 2472 01:58:19.689 --> 01:58:21.189 a fucking genius. 2473 01:58:21.270 --> 01:58:23.399 Paid $ 300, 000 just to look this stupid. 2474 01:58:23.810 --> 01:58:25.020 What a genius. 2475 01:58:25.039 --> 01:58:26.180 Dish out the water. 2476 01:58:26.359 --> 01:58:29.199 Nervous leg tapping like his brain just got slaughtered. 2477 01:58:29.220 --> 01:58:32.680 Hearsay when she speak, but the state's hearsay is gold. 2478 01:58:32.739 --> 01:58:35.819 Same exact rules, he just switched when it's convenient call. 2479 01:58:35.859 --> 01:58:38.659 Lips out of context, trying to cook up a gotcha. 2480 01:58:38.859 --> 01:58:41.060 She let him play the whole hand and laughed in 2481 01:58:41.100 --> 01:58:41.600 his face. 2482 01:58:41.649 --> 01:58:41.899 Ha! 2483 01:58:42.010 --> 01:58:44.689 Talking guns like he trained with Team 6 last week. 2484 01:58:44.729 --> 01:58:47.770 Meanwhile, the actual SEAL said that looked like a boom freak. 2485 01:58:47.789 --> 01:58:50.649 He's still acting like the ballistics king of the night. 2486 01:58:50.710 --> 01:58:53.569 While his foot doing the running man under the light. 2487 01:58:53.609 --> 01:58:55.390 Major DNA on his own gun. 2488 01:58:55.470 --> 01:58:59.399 No shit, Sherlock. Most degraded too, but he's still acting hard. 2489 01:58:59.520 -->

01:59:02.020 Overwhelming turned into 75%. 2490 01:59:02.020 --> 01:59:03.819 Maybe then I find it convincing. 2491 01:59:03.859 --> 01:59:05.399 Little soft boy, baby. 2492 01:59:09.689 --> 01:59:12.229 Okay, that's enough. 2493 01:59:13.630 --> 01:59:18.819 Did you see that Amazon accidentally leaked the big Jason 2494 01:59:18.840 --> 01:59:21.460 Statham movie? Oh, I thought they. 2495 01:59:21.239 --> 01:59:24.899 Leaked, somebody leaked GTA 2. 2496 01:59:24.899 --> 01:59:28.899 Well, I think that was like a lot of it. So, 2497 01:59:29.260 --> 01:59:34.000 Amazon unintentionally leaked, before its theatrical run, this Jason Statham 2498 01:59:34.260 --> 01:59:37.819 action movie called Mutiny, and like buyers, you know, the 2499 01:59:37.899 --> 01:59:40.979 people that would exhibit it are saying that it's really 2500 01:59:41.000 --> 01:59:43.640 been there. It's like the box office has been terrible 2501 01:59:44.199 --> 01:59:46.579 and that, uh, they're hoping that Amazon's going to like 2502 01:59:46.600 --> 01:59:50.100 make with some, some compensation. It's like really, it's a 2503 01:59:50.239 --> 01:59:54.340 real problem for, uh, for Amazon right now. It sounds 2504 01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:57.390 like they're going to get sued and stuff. Um, I think, 2505 01:59:57.430 --> 01:59:59.239 I mean, I have a bunch of other stuff, but we'll, 2506 01:59:59.470 --> 02:00:03.130 we'll go. Did you, God told a story about that? 2507 02:00:03.189 --> 02:00:04.909 Okay. Let me read the super chat. All right. 2508 02:00:05.750 --> 02:00:12.859 Um, Godfrey told a story about how SNL told him 2509 02:00:13.039 --> 02:00:14.819 that they couldn't have him on because they didn't want 2510 02:00:14.850 --> 02:00:16.850 him to turn to Eddie Murphy and, like, have a 2511 02:00:16.859 --> 02:00:19.750 black guy that, like, dominated the cast. He said that 2512 02:00:21.069 --> 02:00:22.949 one of the guys from the cast was it, if 2513 02:00:23.029 --> 02:00:25.489 anybody remembers, and I'll play it later, but one of 2514 02:00:25.510 --> 02:00:27.109 the guys from the cast told him that, like, he 2515 02:00:27.130 --> 02:00:28.630 had a killer audition. 2516 02:00:28.689 --> 02:00:32.029 Dude, Godfrey is hilarious, dude. 2517 02:00:32.569 --> 02:00:33.390 And they told him that he. 2518 02:00:33.390 --> 02:00:36.029 You know those guys, you're like, He should be Jamie 2519 02:00:36.090 --> 02:00:38.619 Foxx big. Now he is huge and he's crushing it. 2520 02:00:38.649 --> 02:00:41.789 He should be very happy with his thing, but you're like, man, 2521 02:00:41.810 --> 02:00:44.130 that guy could have been God free, but he's a 2522 02:00:44.189 --> 02:00:47.409 killer and he's got great podcasts and he's selling out 2523 02:00:47.470 --> 02:00:48.109 everywhere he goes. 2524 02:00:48.149 --> 02:00:49.949 So God bless Johnny. I go. 2525 02:00:50.770 --> 02:00:53.970 Okay. Tricky hickey. Your friend still wants those stickers, bro. 2526 02:00:54.289 --> 02:00:56.329 Give him a stickers. He's going to Alaska state fair. 2527 02:00:56.609 --> 02:00:58.630 It's going to miss most of the show, but he 2528 02:00:58.670 --> 02:01:01.670 wants his stickers, man. Will you give him his stickers? 2529 02:01:01.829 --> 02:01:05.050 Good Lord. I actually never give him his stickers because 2530 02:01:05.069 --> 02:01:07.090 he'll just keep giving us super chats every week. God 2531 02:01:07.109 --> 02:01:10.010 bless you, Tricky. God is love. 528 hertz. I know 2532 02:01:10.050 --> 02:01:10.369 that guy. 2533 02:01:11.050 --> 02:01:12.729 We love him. He's my friend. 2534 02:01:13.529 --> 02:01:16.449 Hunter and Tucker confirmed everything on the laptop was real, 2535 02:01:16.550 --> 02:01:19.609 but Israel got a hold of it and put it out. 2536 02:01:19.640 --> 02:01:21.619 He didn't leave it at a computer repair shop. 2537 02:01:22.279 --> 02:01:27.500 Oh, so that's the thing. That makes more sense to me. 2538 02:01:30.020 --> 02:01:35.359 Dave Ramos Comedy says, Sammy, How ma, for a mustache ride. 2539 02:01:35.920 --> 02:01:40.600 Jesus, Dave. Teeny is his name. Teeny, I wore your 2540 02:01:40.739 --> 02:01:43.260 Bulls jersey and hat, and everyone in New York City 2541 02:01:43.300 --> 02:01:46.649 said I was dressed like a 13-year-old Puerto Rican baseball player. 2542 02:01:46.659 --> 02:01:53.310 Isn't that what that guy said? What was that dude 2543 02:01:53.470 --> 02:01:54.710 that you got in the beef with? The guy that 2544 02:01:54.750 --> 02:01:56.090 does the stupid subway car interviews? 2545 02:01:56.130 --> 02:01:58.810 Yeah, Kareem. I don't hate the guy. It's just his 2546 02:01:58.949 --> 02:02:02.979 fans are, it's all ad hominem attacks. They're like, why 2547 02:02:03.000 --> 02:02:04.699 don't you have a blue car, guys? I'm like, I 2548 02:02:04.739 --> 02:02:07.819 had a guy out who started dog shit picking up 2549 02:02:07.880 --> 02:02:09.859 fucking business. That's true. 2550 02:02:09.880 --> 02:02:14.199 That was a great episode, too. That guy was legit. 2551 02:02:14.239 --> 02:02:16.909 Looking good, brother. Johnny, have you found any interesting tunnels 2552 02:02:16.989 --> 02:02:19.270 in your new compound on the hills? There are snake 2553 02:02:20.010 --> 02:02:23.210 burrows and little gopher burrows everywhere. No big tunnels, though. 2554 02:02:23.670 --> 02:02:26.289 I wanted to pull up these weird people keep coming 2555 02:02:26.329 --> 02:02:29.529 out of New York City tunnels. They look like Super Mario. 2556 02:02:29.550 --> 02:02:32.670 People dressed in black. Kind of almost like leather or 2557 02:02:32.789 --> 02:02:35.560 spandex overalls coming out of the manholes. 2558 02:02:36.140 --> 02:02:37.239 Really weird. 2559 02:02:38.300 --> 02:02:42.300 Yeah, like a dark Super Mario. Like a twisted Super Mario. 2560 02:02:43.260 --> 02:02:52.250 Listen to this name. Coochie Phantom. Coochie Phantom. $ 9. 2561 02:02:48.250 --> 02:02:50.250 99. 2562 02:02:51.250

--> 02:02:54.069 Been to the Finger Lakes before. Fingers left soaked, but 2563 02:02:54.130 --> 02:02:58.310 somehow my girlfriend went missing. Me too. 2564 02:02:58.380 --> 02:02:58.899 I like that. 2565 02:02:59.770 --> 02:03:02.810 Go Gotham says planetary HQ coming on. They have a 2566 02:03:02.890 --> 02:03:04.229 lake van theory. 2567 02:03:04.250 --> 02:03:07.090 I don't even know what that means, but I'm. 2568 02:03:07.010 --> 02:03:10.020 In planetary HQ. Is that someone we've had on? I don't, 2569 02:03:10.119 --> 02:03:12.880 I can't remember all this. Sam Smith, six, six, four, three. 2570 02:03:13.340 --> 02:03:16.579 Hopefully not that Sam Smith. Johnny, are you a UNC 2571 02:03:16.640 --> 02:03:19.640 Duke or Wolfpack fan? Sam, my friend, I'm glad you asked. 2572 02:03:19.859 --> 02:03:20.079 I am. 2573 02:03:20.539 --> 02:03:22.279 I went to North Carolina. I have a North Carolina 2574 02:03:22.300 --> 02:03:24.270 hat on. That's why I'm in Ireland to watch North 2575 02:03:24.289 --> 02:03:24.850 Carolina play. 2576 02:03:25.590 --> 02:03:26.050 Fuck Duke. 2577 02:03:26.109 --> 02:03:29.359 Fuck NC state. Sam, would you give a shit if 2578 02:03:29.399 --> 02:03:31.039 the Trailblazers left Portland? 2579 02:03:31.600 --> 02:03:32.680 I'd be very sad. 2580 02:03:33.859 --> 02:03:34.720 Yeah, they deserve a team. 2581 02:03:35.300 --> 02:03:38.000 City has gone to shit. Trailblazers are Portland. 2582 02:03:39.439 --> 02:03:42.100 I would like Seattle to get their team back. Is 2583 02:03:42.699 --> 02:03:43.859 that happening? Is that confirmed? 2584 02:03:44.390 --> 02:03:46.739 The owner is a cheapskate. He doesn't want to pay 2585 02:03:46.779 --> 02:03:48.390 for anything. They want a new arena. 2586 02:03:49.630 --> 02:03:50.489 No, I mean the Sonics. 2587 02:03:51.729 --> 02:03:52.750 Oh, the Sonics. 2588 02:03:53.069 --> 02:03:53.710 Are they coming back? 2589 02:03:54.029 --> 02:04:00.380 Yeah, the Seattle and... Seattle and Vegas, yeah, basically. 2590 02:04:01.060 --> 02:04:05.199 Did you see that? Did you see the new Seahawks 2591 02:04:05.300 --> 02:04:08.680 owner in his opening press conference was talking about how 2592 02:04:08.720 --> 02:04:12.899 he's a huge Steelers fan? He's like, I love the Steelers. 2593 02:04:12.979 --> 02:04:13.680 I grew up loving them. 2594 02:04:13.699 --> 02:04:14.439 I still love the Steelers. 2595 02:04:14.460 --> 02:04:17.630 Well, the Lakers' new owner, what's his face in Disney, 2596 02:04:17.689 --> 02:04:21.100 Bob Iger, was a Clippers fan forever. But my favorite 2597 02:04:21.140 --> 02:04:23.319 is the new Padres owner, that black chick. 2598 02:04:23.380 --> 02:04:27.340 Everyone's freaking out. But I'm like, dude, I want that energy, dude. 2599 02:04:27.680 --> 02:04:28.279 I like that. 2600 02:04:28.300 --> 02:04:31.939 I mean, I have this weird love-hate relationship with the 2601 02:04:31.979 --> 02:04:33.439 Padres because I'm a Dodgers fan. 2602 02:04:33.720 --> 02:04:35.520 But I like when the Padres are good because I 2603 02:04:35.560 --> 02:04:38.270 love San Diego. And I like when the Dodgers have 2604 02:04:38.289 --> 02:04:40.850 an actual fight for the pennant. 2605 02:04:41.729 --> 02:04:45.350 But it's not even her, right? It's her husband with 2606 02:04:45.390 --> 02:04:45.850 all the money. 2607 02:04:45.949 --> 02:04:48.310 Yeah, but I don't know why everyone hates this chick. 2608 02:04:48.350 --> 02:04:49.170 I think she's great. 2609 02:04:50.020 --> 02:04:51.319 Kwanzaa Jones is her name. 2610 02:04:52.560 --> 02:04:54.100 You have an owner named Kwanzaa. 2611 02:04:55.500 --> 02:04:58.520 We're going to win. We're going to win. We're going 2612 02:04:58.539 --> 02:05:00.659 to win and win it all. We hope it's sooner 2613 02:05:00.699 --> 02:05:01.300 rather than later. 2614 02:05:01.659 --> 02:05:04.520 That is Kwanzaa Jones, the new co-owner of the San 2615 02:05:04.539 --> 02:05:07.939 Diego Padres, bringing the energy to an introductory press conference 2616 02:05:07.979 --> 02:05:09.479 with her co-owner and husband. 2617 02:05:09.819 --> 02:05:10.340 Jose E. 2618 02:05:10.359 --> 02:05:11.039 Feliciano. 2619 02:05:11.239 --> 02:05:14.600 The duo was unanimously approved by MLB owners as the 2620 02:05:14.640 --> 02:05:17.819 new owners of the franchise earlier this month, marking Jones 2621 02:05:17.880 --> 02:05:20.279 as the first black woman and Feliciano as the first 2622 02:05:20.340 --> 02:05:23.619 Puerto Rican to hold majority ownership in MLB's one owner. 2623 02:05:24.239 --> 02:05:28.510 Legacy that honestly, Peter led to stop. Listen. 2624 02:05:29.050 --> 02:05:29.550 Yeah, whatever. 2625 02:05:29.569 --> 02:05:29.949 Who cares? 2626 02:05:29.989 --> 02:05:33.149 If you can't own the Dodgers or own, I know 2627 02:05:33.170 --> 02:05:35.489 you want the brace, but if you can't own the 2628 02:05:35.510 --> 02:05:38.939 Dodgers or the Yankees, Dude, San Diego would be a 2629 02:05:39.000 --> 02:05:41.310 great team to own. You get to live in San Diego, 2630 02:05:41.619 --> 02:05:44.710 go watch baseball every day. Just fire, bro. 2631 02:05:44.750 --> 02:05:46.670 No, you think the owners go move to those towns 2632 02:05:46.710 --> 02:05:48.770 where they, I don't think they do that. 2633 02:05:48.829 --> 02:05:51.149 Dude, if you owned the Padres, why wouldn't you move there? 2634 02:05:52.250 --> 02:05:53.529 Yeah, man, I think you get a house there, but 2635 02:05:53.550 --> 02:05:57.529 I don't think you move there. Maybe, yeah, I don't know. 2636 02:05:57.569 --> 02:06:01.829 I just can't imagine them uprooting. Yeah, I find her annoying, though, 2637 02:06:01.869 --> 02:06:02.729 incredibly annoying. 2638 02:06:03.180 --> 02:06:04.979 I find you're ignoring, incredibly ignoring. 2639 02:06:05.039 --> 02:06:05.479 I know, I know. 2640 02:06:05.600 --> 02:06:07.520 And I was supposed to end like 11 minutes ago. 2641 02:06:07.819 --> 02:06:10.020 We're almost done

here. You keep bringing up sports stories, 2642 02:06:10.060 --> 02:06:12.079 and I had to show it. True Life Productions, love 2643 02:06:12.100 --> 02:06:14.140 all of your work, Sam. You've been a major inspiration 2644 02:06:14.159 --> 02:06:16.609 in getting my own voice out there. That's cool. I 2645 02:06:16.630 --> 02:06:18.329 would love to come out and do a deep dive 2646 02:06:18.369 --> 02:06:21.010 on the founding of the Orphan Trains. Check out the 2647 02:06:21.090 --> 02:06:24.949 Learning Out Loud podcast. Check that out. All right. 2648 02:06:24.970 --> 02:06:26.479 Send me a link, dude. 2649 02:06:27.920 --> 02:06:31.510 We'll make it happen. Thiz Marley says, I've been trying 2650 02:06:31.550 --> 02:06:33.630 to think of something mean to comment, but I just 2651 02:06:33.649 --> 02:06:36.149 really like the show and appreciate you guys. Well, thank you. 2652 02:06:36.210 --> 02:06:38.829 Don't comment anything mean. Thiz Marley, why you gotta be mean, dude? 2653 02:06:39.489 --> 02:06:40.300 Why you gotta be mean? 2654 02:06:40.310 --> 02:06:43.500 Just bring the love. Bring the love. Coochie Phantom, just 2655 02:06:43.520 --> 02:06:47.850 showing the love. I love that name. Runyon on Empty. Oh, 2656 02:06:47.859 --> 02:06:50.939 are you from LA, dude? Goy Dollaz for the cause. 2657 02:06:51.220 --> 02:06:52.399 Love that, dude. 2658 02:06:53.470 --> 02:06:56.850 Goy Dollaz are autistic Dollaz and gay Dollaz come together. 2659 02:06:58.079 --> 02:07:02.020 We love that. Fizz Marley, again, 20 million requires for 2660 02:07:02.060 --> 02:07:04.680 a sledgehammer. I don't know what that means. Do you 2661 02:07:04.699 --> 02:07:06.000 know what that means from Fizz either? 2662 02:07:06.020 --> 02:07:12.250 Yeah, he's talking about when I said that immigration and 2663 02:07:12.409 --> 02:07:14.149 ICE needs a scalpel, not a sledgehammer. 2664 02:07:14.649 --> 02:07:17.310 Right. Fizz Marley says Nixon was a patriot. The same 2665 02:07:17.350 --> 02:07:19.399 people that constructed the hit piece on him. 2666 02:07:19.760 --> 02:07:22.500 He's literally part of a group that brought in fucking 2667 02:07:22.520 --> 02:07:27.300 the Nazis, dude. I've done deep dives on the 60-minute 2668 02:07:27.340 --> 02:07:29.640 interview with the Boston lawyer who looked. 2669 02:07:29.479 --> 02:07:30.260 At the documents. 2670 02:07:30.649 --> 02:07:35.970 Him, I think Eisenhower, and Rockefeller were part of a 2671 02:07:35.970 --> 02:07:37.949 group that brought in all the Nazis. 2672 02:07:38.609 --> 02:07:41.649 Go back to August 1971 when he took us off 2673 02:07:41.710 --> 02:07:44.270 the gold standard for evidence of Nixon. 2674 02:07:44.289 --> 02:07:45.510 Well, because there's no gold. 2675 02:07:46.949 --> 02:07:51.350 Yeah, well, I mean, if you believe that. I think 2676 02:07:51.409 --> 02:07:54.840 that we sold out. On that day, I think the 2677 02:07:54.909 --> 02:07:58.159 there's there was no gold is their excuse for selling 2678 02:07:58.239 --> 02:08:02.460 out the country. um that's just my theory though uh 2679 02:08:02.500 --> 02:08:05.560 danny says tim foil times mystery boys is my dream 2680 02:08:05.659 --> 02:08:10.689 pod i do tomorrow danny also says there are more 2681 02:08:10.750 --> 02:08:13.149 cows in argentina than people. 2682 02:08:14.149 --> 02:08:15.869 And what's wrong with the cows dude why are they 2683 02:08:15.890 --> 02:08:18.090 coming all freaking jacked. 2684 02:08:17.909 --> 02:08:22.989 Up great fact to Great fact there. ZP 5502. Johnny, 2685 02:08:23.050 --> 02:08:26.149 Big Woodard and Sam get slammed triply. I see what 2686 02:08:26.189 --> 02:08:28.750 you're doing. Glad you guys are back after two weeks. 2687 02:08:28.789 --> 02:08:31.270 Thought the pod was done forever. Everybody thinks that we're. 2688 02:08:31.640 --> 02:08:34.350 Yeah, why was everybody like, oh my God, we're going. 2689 02:08:34.409 --> 02:08:36.020 It went out last week, though. You're thinking of two 2690 02:08:36.029 --> 02:08:36.699 weeks ago. 2691 02:08:36.760 --> 02:08:37.859 Dflock.org. 2692 02:08:38.439 --> 02:08:42.920 I agree with Dflock.org. God bless you, ZP. ZP again says, 2693 02:08:42.960 --> 02:08:45.539 love the stash, Sam. People love the stash. I think 2694 02:08:45.579 --> 02:08:46.220 the dye looks good. 2695 02:08:46.239 --> 02:08:47.899 You know who doesn't? Johnny Hooker's. 2696 02:08:49.899 --> 02:08:53.539 I think you're a cop. Kim, our friend, says, you 2697 02:08:53.560 --> 02:08:55.859 guys rule. Sam doesn't die of stash. It's all natural. 2698 02:08:55.899 --> 02:08:58.319 She knows. Johnny, I'm glad you're back in space. 2699 02:08:58.359 --> 02:08:59.590 Thank you, Blonde Amazon. 2700 02:09:00.100 --> 02:09:03.470 She enjoys the USS Enterprise background. I appreciate that. And 2701 02:09:03.489 --> 02:09:08.210 then finally, Retro Frequency Radio says, new super people are 2702 02:09:08.270 --> 02:09:13.970 fake distraction from SWEJ. I don't know. I'm so bad 2703 02:09:13.989 --> 02:09:16.489 with like. Don't worry about it, Johnny. 2704 02:09:16.510 --> 02:09:18.970 Sweet white ejaculation. 2705 02:09:20.529 --> 02:09:23.149 Oh, you're right. That's obviously it. Thank you, Sam. 2706 02:09:23.720 --> 02:09:28.260 Johnny, can I do my date, you piece of garbage? What? 2707 02:09:28.279 --> 02:09:29.760 Nobody stopped you for doing it. You could have done 2708 02:09:29.779 --> 02:09:33.239 your dates at any point during the show. Oh, did 2709 02:09:33.270 --> 02:09:35.770 Brian Callen flop on Patrick Bette David today? That's what 2710 02:09:35.789 --> 02:09:36.170 someone's saying. 2711 02:09:36.210 --> 02:09:39.050 Dude, I love Brian Callen so much. I'm like, just 2712 02:09:39.109 --> 02:09:39.930 stop talking. 2713 02:09:40.130 --> 02:09:41.050 Did he say something dumb? 2714 02:09:42.250 --> 02:09:45.640 Whenever Brian talks politics, you know it's going to be 2715 02:09:45.659 --> 02:09:47.119 the most

retarded take possible. 2716 02:09:47.909 --> 02:09:49.010 This guy says he's Johnny Atkins. 2717 02:09:49.029 --> 02:09:52.729 Brian's brain doesn't believe in the internet. He's like, I 2718 02:09:52.750 --> 02:09:55.729 get all my information from encyclopedias. 2719 02:09:57.970 --> 02:10:00.640 Yeah, there's a certain kind of person that views anything 2720 02:10:00.840 --> 02:10:03.539 online as somehow less valuable. 2721 02:10:03.560 --> 02:10:05.840 It's like, we only go to war for freedom. I'm like, dude, 2722 02:10:05.880 --> 02:10:07.119 I can't do it with you anymore. 2723 02:10:07.159 --> 02:10:09.020 Yeah, he would have been right there when Hunter Biden said, 2724 02:10:09.199 --> 02:10:10.760 my dad's never bombed anybody. 2725 02:10:10.979 --> 02:10:12.300 He never bombed anybody. 2726 02:10:13.579 --> 02:10:15.039 Are you sharing your dates? What is happening? 2727 02:10:16.300 --> 02:10:17.199 Yes, Johnny. 2728 02:10:18.449 --> 02:10:19.869 You said you were going to do that. Now you 2729 02:10:19.909 --> 02:10:20.569 haven't done that. 2730 02:10:20.789 --> 02:10:22.850 Well, real quick, guys, if you love me and I 2731 02:10:22.890 --> 02:10:27.229 know you do, just know my special drops September 1st 2732 02:10:27.329 --> 02:10:35.449 at 4 p.m. Pacific, 7 p.m. Eastern. Just go to gas30. com. 2733 02:10:34.420 --> 02:10:35.000 There it is. 2734 02:10:35.039 --> 02:10:39.399 The first two ones of Crush, Tim Butterly Crush, Sakamiko Crush. 2735 02:10:39.439 --> 02:10:43.739 I watched both of them. And then sweet, sweet Sammy T. 2736 02:10:44.739 --> 02:10:50.609 September 1st, 4 p.m. Pacific. So go check that out. Yeah, dawg. 2737 02:10:50.649 --> 02:10:55.859 Dude, I'm going to tell you guys something. I'm really 2738 02:10:55.899 --> 02:10:58.479 excited about World War Debate. Things are coming together, dude. 2739 02:10:58.659 --> 02:10:58.880 Me too. 2740 02:10:58.899 --> 02:11:02.720 World War Debate 2. Things are coming together. Adam Mochler vs. C.J. 2741 02:11:02.779 --> 02:11:10.609 Pearson debating the SAVE Act. Election Integrity. Then Religion vs. 2742 02:11:10.689 --> 02:11:15.050 Atheism. Jay Dyer vs. Stephen Monaghan. Stephen Monaghan is a 2743 02:11:15.069 --> 02:11:16.289 fucking G, by the way. 2744 02:11:16.710 --> 02:11:18.510 Jay Dyer is too, but You know, I don't know 2745 02:11:18.569 --> 02:11:22.460 Stev Manu, but, you know, just how he's been working 2746 02:11:22.500 --> 02:11:22.779 with us. 2747 02:11:22.960 --> 02:11:23.920 Really great guy. 2748 02:11:23.939 --> 02:11:24.520 Oh, really? 2749 02:11:24.539 --> 02:11:25.340 That's cool, man. 2750 02:11:25.760 --> 02:11:26.180 He's very smart. 2751 02:11:26.199 --> 02:11:31.279 My personal favorite debate is going to be Aliens vs. 2752 02:11:31.380 --> 02:11:34.319 Angels and Demons. Two bangers! And then we got the 2753 02:11:34.340 --> 02:11:35.119 Contender Series. 2754 02:11:35.560 --> 02:11:39.670 Big news coming. Hope to God it happens. And then

2755 02:11:39.890 --> 02:11:45.369 Chaos Twins is up and running. Please sponsor. Please help out. 2756 02:11:46.569 --> 02:11:48.170 There we go. And then I think it's going. And 2757 02:11:48.210 --> 02:11:53.270 then finally my dates. Sorry, guys. Here's my dates. Here's 2758 02:11:53.409 --> 02:11:54.029 my dates. 2759 02:11:54.050 --> 02:11:57.970 It's out for my mailing list too, dude. World War 2760 02:11:57.989 --> 02:12:02.649 Debate in Nashville. Then it's Lawrence, Kansas. Then it is 2761 02:12:02.729 --> 02:12:07.829 Looney Bin in Tulsa. Truth or Con in Dallas. Skank 2762 02:12:07.909 --> 02:12:12.449 Fest in New Orleans. Comedy Mothership in Austin. And then 2763 02:12:12.510 --> 02:12:15.430 the Looney Bin, Wichita, Kansas, closing out the year. 2764 02:12:16.409 --> 02:12:18.130 Bang, that's it. I got to go, Johnny. 2765 02:12:18.489 --> 02:12:19.470 Nice, dude. Okay. 2766 02:12:20.130 --> 02:12:20.930 Love you guys. 2767 02:12:21.090 --> 02:12:22.210 Bye. 2768 02:12:22.609 --> 02:12:23.170 Take care. 2769 02:12:23.189 --> 02:12:25.380 Bye-bye. Let me hit end. Okay, he just left me. 2770 02:12:25.609 --> 02:12:25.939 All right. 2771 02:12:26.439 --> 02:12:26.920 Bye, everybody. 2772 02:12:27.039 --> 02:12:31.859 If you're listening on YouTube or on Rumble, please leave 2773 02:12:32.300 --> 02:12:37.460 a comment for the algorithm. Sam caught them taking numbers 2774 02:12:37.560 --> 02:12:42.170 off of his special today, and I feel like they're 2775 02:12:42.189 --> 02:12:44.449 kind of squeezing us a little, so it helps if 2776 02:12:44.470 --> 02:12:47.180 you comment. Just comment something nice. Make some shit up. 2777 02:12:47.489 --> 02:12:51.210 Just something random that's nice, and it will help other 2778 02:12:51.229 --> 02:12:55.470 people find us on YouTube and Rumble. And then if 2779 02:12:55.489 --> 02:12:59.090 you're listening, we read all five-star reviews eventually. We get 2780 02:12:59.109 --> 02:13:03.640 to them on whatever podcasting app you're in. We're not 2781 02:13:03.680 --> 02:13:06.180 doing that because we want to, or not only because 2782 02:13:06.220 --> 02:13:07.600 we want to go up in the rankings, but it 2783 02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:11.250 genuinely helps people find the show. So if you could 2784 02:13:11.289 --> 02:13:14.010 help us with that, just leave in a five-star review. 2785 02:13:14.050 --> 02:13:16.050 If you tweet at BrokenSim, by the way, we'll follow 2786 02:13:16.069 --> 02:13:18.720 you back from at BrokenSim. If you screenshot your review, 2787 02:13:18.960 --> 02:13:20.859 it's got to be five stars, though. No negative. You 2788 02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:22.819 can't leave a shitty review and then get a follow back. 2789 02:13:24.420 --> 02:13:24.739 All right. 2790 02:13:24.840 --> 02:13:26.180 It's 2 a.m. 2791 02:13:26.239 --> 02:13:26.380 Here. 2792 02:13:27.300 --> 02:13:29.119 There are a couple. Let me see if there was 2793 02:13:29.180 --> 02:13:31.409 anything that's going

to kind of die on the vine 2794 02:13:32.050 --> 02:13:34.489 that I wanted to play. Oh, people, we can get 2795 02:13:34.510 --> 02:13:37.789 to that. Trump ranking. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a retard, 2796 02:13:37.829 --> 02:13:41.850 but we can play that next week. Creepy. We did 2797 02:13:41.890 --> 02:13:46.229 Wilson Shake, Axl Rose, Zelensky plans on being a dictator. 2798 02:13:46.310 --> 02:13:50.510 We did that. Oh, the McConnell thing. 2799 02:13:50.630 --> 02:13:50.970 Oh, yeah. 2800 02:13:51.050 --> 02:13:52.989 I should probably play this. Okay, I'll end on this. 2801 02:13:53.710 --> 02:13:56.029 Someone did a compilation of Mitch McConnell. 2802 02:13:56.909 --> 02:13:57.350 Oh, boy. 2803 02:13:57.430 --> 02:14:00.489 Got deleted, huh? Let me see if it got reposted. 2804 02:14:02.229 --> 02:14:06.470 Mitch McConnell just sitting on the floor of the house 2805 02:14:06.909 --> 02:14:12.199 for 20 hours straight. Not moving a muscle, dude. And 2806 02:14:12.239 --> 02:14:15.000 his handler, the guy that's next to him, also just 2807 02:14:15.039 --> 02:14:18.439 sat there beside him. Let me play this and then 2808 02:14:18.479 --> 02:14:24.119 we'll get out of here. Mitch McConnell, again, sitting on 2809 02:14:24.159 --> 02:14:34.310 the floor of the House of Representatives in his chair. Immobile. Sorry, 2810 02:14:34.369 --> 02:14:41.180 you can tell I'm vamping. For 20 hours straight. I swear. 2811 02:14:41.939 --> 02:14:47.560 Here we go. Okay. Look at this, dude. That's him 2812 02:14:47.600 --> 02:14:51.739 right there, obviously. They keep cutting angles. But you can 2813 02:14:51.760 --> 02:14:53.000 see the guy next to him moves a little bit, 2814 02:14:53.020 --> 02:14:57.539 but stays with him the whole time. And he is immobile, dude. Frozen. 2815 02:14:57.979 --> 02:15:05.220 His hands don't move. His feet don't move. You can 2816 02:15:05.260 --> 02:15:10.289 see his head just shifts slightly there. Is he alive? 2817 02:15:10.409 --> 02:15:11.090 Is he conscious? 2818 02:15:12.369 --> 02:15:15.159 That's so strange. This was a while ago, too, if 2819 02:15:15.220 --> 02:15:19.920 I'm not... Yeah, 10 days before he disappeared. Look at that, bro. 2820 02:15:20.399 --> 02:15:22.560 Isn't that weird? This went viral. I think this got 2821 02:15:22.579 --> 02:15:26.079 shared earlier, maybe a while ago. But this went viral 2822 02:15:26.140 --> 02:15:27.859 over the past week. And. 2823 02:15:30.539 --> 02:15:33.590 Why are they so bound to this guy? There must 2824 02:15:33.619 --> 02:15:36.229 be some kind of contract you enter into when you 2825 02:15:36.289 --> 02:15:40.430 reach that level of power that you can't... I don't know. 2826 02:15:40.470 --> 02:15:43.770 They can't swap you out without some procedure taking place 2827 02:15:43.829 --> 02:15:45.670 or something. You have to actually physically be dead. 2828 02:15:47.090 --> 02:15:48.109 So, yeah. 2829 02:15:48.250 --> 02:15:52.630 Anyway, that's it for me, guys. A couple other things, 2830 02:15:52.689 --> 02:15:55.310 but we'll play them next week. Thank you, everybody. See 2831 02:15:55.329 --> 02:15:58.789 you later. Young Christian warriors They come to fight They 2832 02:15:58.810 --> 02:16:00.050 fight for love