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I'm Xy, but you can call me X.
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Now family.
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We survived the Day Trippin' on Tuesday chaos and the wonky Wednesday wildness.
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So today we're gonna do something completely different.
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It's time to turn up the console, spin the aroma uh vibe cracker, and see exactly what our six colors are messing about now.
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We're not here to drag anybody, we're here to help actually understand what you're smelling.
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So if you're new here, welcome, welcome, welcome.
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Otherwise, if uh you've been chilling with me for a while, you already know some grown folks just always save them words from these parts.
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So you've been warned.
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If you're vibing with me at home or at the house, keep your hand on the steering wheel if I'm your rider dying.
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10 and 2, Richard.
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10 and 2.
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That's what let's arrive alive.
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And so don't forget if you haven't already, complete that crown chat homework located on Instagram or on the fan mail page to fair warning.
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The funniest ones might get read live on air.
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Also, you can now become an official monthly supporter of the show.
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Um Aroma Vibe tracker Lego.
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Hey y'all, let's do a standing price disclaimer.
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The prices might shift depending on where you are shopping in your part of the world.
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So don't go out here talking about Xy said or Nico said.
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Don't be out here saying it because I'll curse your ass out if I find out about it.
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Okay.
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Put that on my chat if you if you want me to just curse you out live, you know, in the text.
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I'll do this.
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No problem.
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Not really.
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I ain't gonna do that.
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But anyway, it's just gonna depend on where you are in the world.
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This is just here to this is top because this is actually the segment where I'm not like tripping on the on the reviewers.
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We call them stint scholars here.
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We just out here discussing stuff.
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So all right, this perfume or clone is called I Want Chu.
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It didn't say who it's by.
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I think it's by Chew or something like that.
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Anyway, it's$140.
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The notes are Mandarin Juice, Velvet Peach, Fred Spider Lily, Warm Vanilla Base.
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And this scent scholar gave it a one star.
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They really said it's stink, smells exactly like an old lady.
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Here we go again with that old lady stuff.
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Anyway, I accidentally bought the wrong scent, and of course, I cannot return it, so just be careful before you buy.
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I can tell you how to return it, but you'll have to hit me up and I have to like I ain't gonna put it in writing.
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But I can tell you, you can return it, especially if I'm I can tell you how to return it.
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But anyway, all right, so you dropped over a hundred bills on the luxury gold bottle, expecting delicious, a delicious contrast of Mandarin juice and exotic spider lilies, but a blind buy accidentally left you stuck with a non-refundable formula that your nose claim smells like a historic antique closet.
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We back your experience completely.
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When a customer spends that kind of hard-earned cash, they want to smell like an absolute modern gourman dream, not a lockbox of vintage velvet clothing.
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Let's help sort out the notes.
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Tell me, does this designer fragrance really smell like this?
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What are your thoughts?
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I haven't smelled it, so I can't really tell you, but mandarin juice, velvet peach, hmm.
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Yeah, let's talk about this fragrance.
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I don't really have much on that.
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Okay.
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Let me write that down.
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No flush Fridays.
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Maybe that maybe I'll incorporate that into our into our notes.
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I'm sorry.
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No flush Friday.
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Y'all know I take my notes.
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No flush Friday.
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Cause we don't flush these.
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We support.
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We don't flush, we support.
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I like that too.
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We don't flush, we support.
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Probably ain't gonna be able to read it, but anyway, yeah.
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So that's interesting.
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I don't know.
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Hey y'all, tell me, has
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anybody ever smelled this fragrance?
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Please don't go make me buy it just to report on it.
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I want you is uh perfume.
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We got a one-star review, and I was scrolling through, and this is interesting because it's not a lot of one-star reviews out here on that one.
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So, anyway, let's see.
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Claude Cloud Dave A dear Perfume.
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This is a 3.4 ounce.
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The notes are soft lavender, creamy coconut.
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Ooh, with vanilla cream, juicy pear.
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That sounds like it smells good, but okay.
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The scholar writes, one star.
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I don't think it's supposed to smell like alcohol and flowers.
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I purchased this before for a subscription service, and it seemed and it smelled amazing to last and lasted all day.
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This bottle doesn't smell the same at all, and it lasted about 10 minutes after spraying on my wrist and neck area.
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Not worth it.
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Alright, this is a total disconnect.
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They fell in love with a gourmet blend of coconut and warm cream, but this new bottle hit there was smelling like a straight blast of rubbing alcohol and random weeds, and then evaporated after a few minutes.
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The formulation needs to make sense of the sense that we're paying.
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If a if a fan pays top dollar for a signature cloud profile, they shouldn't end up smelling like a local emergency room clinic.
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Does this celebrity perfume really smell like this?
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What are your thoughts?
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I've never smelled it, and y'all please don't go make me buy this stuff just to smell, and then just be like, gosh, come on, help me out.
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Does it really smell like this?
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Hmm.
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And I can smell some perfume.
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Oh, you know what, y'all?
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I keep thinking, that's my candle.
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I make I make these candles, and yeah, they smell amazing.
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So anytime I'm definitely doing this segment, and I have my candle lit, I'm like, why do I smell what that what the what the candle really should I mean what the fragrance should really smell like, but guess what?
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That's my amazing candle over there.
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It's a Nico Justice candle.
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She's white and smells amazing.
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Anyway, here we go.
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It's Savage.
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Now I know somebody ain't writing nothing negative about this because uh isn't that the Johnny Dap?
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Yeah, yeah, that's Johnny Dap.
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Okay, so anyway, the notes and it's Savage Elixir 3.4 ounces, and I know this smells good because my boyfriend got bottles of it.
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Bottles on bottles, on bottles.
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Anyway, this is$264 bottle, fresh grapefruit, aromate, or aromatic, organic, lavender, intense spices, sandalwood, deep, and broxen base.
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This is a five-star review.
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Five stars.
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I'm a savage, sexy, bougie, um however the lyrics go.
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Are the words anyway?
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A truly romantic, intense fragrance for mature men.
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Smells so good.
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Nothing ever bad to say about Johnny Depp.
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You're absolutely right.
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We have a scholar out there singing full pop lyrics, feeling completely sexy, savage, and boozy bougie, while sniffing a powerhouse bottle of fresh grapefruit, rich lavender, and intense wood spices at nearly$300 a pop.
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This elixir is an absolute luxury statement.
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This reviewer made it crystal clear.
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They're out here protecting Johnny Depp's honor at all costs.
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If you wear this intense fragrance down the avenue, you are officially certified romantic, mature, and bulletproof.
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I am loving this over-the-top energy.
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Tell me, does this intense luxury elixir really smell like this?
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What are your thoughts?
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Yes, it does.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, it does.
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It does smell like that.
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It smells amazing.
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It is amazing, it is amazing, it smells beautiful.
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We have nothing negative to say about Johnny Depp.
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We love him.
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We love we love Savage.
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This is a great one, and basically, I basically um wanted to say this because the holiday season is approaching, and I wanted you all to know about this.
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If you have a man in your life that deserves this fragrance, uh go ahead and get that.
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But yeah, you'll be happy you got that for him.
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I'm saying, don't quote me.
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We're just here.
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Smells good.
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And and then just watched Johnny Dap on them commercials.
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My Lord, my lord, touch the hem of his garment.
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Yes, touch it, touch it, touch it.