Rye Bread So Good It Started a Rom-Com の全文書き起こし

go. 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:36.560 He may have gotten completely lost too. 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:46.960 And we just found out they're starting to have live jive, live jazz certain nights as well. 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:53.919 Very open room, comfy seating, and nice atmosphere to mix and mingle. 00:03:54.159 --> 00:04:03.039 Highly recommended for impressive first date or place or any date. 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:19.759 Okay, first and foremost, I truly hope your vehicle will safely part because you're celebrating and we're celebrating an absolutely five-star diamond miracle here. 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:32.720 You went out on a romantic night and you sipped some premium fig jam old fashions and ate luxury meets, but the ladies' room, y'all. 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:34.560 Let's talk about the ladies' room. 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:43.680 The ladies' bathroom lounge was so unbelievably glamorous, you entered a full-blown selfie rapture. 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:57.199 You spent 45 minutes staging high fashion group photo shoots with total strangers until your husband had to call your cell phone to make sure that you were still there and that you're in the building. 00:04:57.439 --> 00:04:59.279 He thought you ghosted him. 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.240 He thought that you skipped out. 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:17.680 Fashion week walkway, actually. 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:25.680 But anyway, I'm so glad he stayed at the table because had he come looking for you, people probably would have been at your table eating y'all food. 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:30.319 Because clearly your food done got there and was getting cold. 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:33.600 And he was looking like, what is going on? 00:05:33.839 --> 00:05:35.920 Is everything okay? 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.439 He was like, Where's my where's my wife? 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:41.839 Where's my did you say your wife or your girlfriend? 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:42.639 Blah blah blah. 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:43.600 Yeah, yeah. 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:46.800 He was like, Where is where's my wife? 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:48.319 Is she okay? 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:50.399 So he called your phone. 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:52.480 He was like, Babe, you alright? 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:54.720 You you just went to the bathroom. 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:56.319 You ain't go to the house, did you? 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:57.519 You okay? 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:00.560 Oh my goodness. 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:04.319 He said, You said you're glad he stayed at the table. 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:09.680 Because if he went to the men's restroom, he probably would have been doing the same thing. 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:12.959 And he probably would have got lost forever. 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:26.160 Y'all, question Does a bathroom lounge ever look this nice that you have a maybe they got the little selfie station where you could take pictures and stuff? 00:06:26.319 --> 00:06:31.519 Because she did a whole, she did a whole fashion photo shoot. 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:34.000 And so does it ever get like that? 00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:35.040 I haven't seen one yet. 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:36.399 Y'all let me know. 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:41.360 And we're gonna go ahead and give her her very sparkles because I think she deserved that. 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:51.439 She found a really nice, a really nice place, and she just started doing some selfies and forgot that she was really at dinner, obviously. 00:06:52.959 --> 00:06:53.839 That was cute. 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:55.279 I like that one. 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:58.560 All right, let's see what's next. 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:00.639 Savannah, Georgia. 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:09.680 Everything was a 10 out of 10, and I mean that on a cosmic scale. 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:13.360 If you I need to adjust this. 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:17.920 Okay, on a cosmic scale. 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:26.079 If you are even casually contemplating walking through those doors, cease contemplation, spirit. 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:29.920 Cease contemplation and spirit. 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:33.600 Throw your keys, abandon your vehicle at the curb. 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:34.079 What? 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:38.800 You'll have no regrets in this life or the next. 00:07:39.199 --> 00:07:41.920 We were so blessed with the server named Nick. 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:52.160 Nick did not simply take our order, he gently guided us through personal emotional blockages with effortless banter. 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:54.560 Ask for Nick by name. 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:59.439 He will look into your soul and tell you what your spirit requires. 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:10.160 We ordered the Dubai French toast, the short rib, the classic breakfast, and the Dulce de Leche waffles. 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:16.319 When the waffle hit the table, the restaurant fell dead silent. 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:26.079 A couple, two booths over, stopped arguing about their mortgage just to weep softly at the caramel drizzle. 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:33.679 The short rib was so intensely flavory that I temporarily forgot my own middle name. 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:40.080 If an item on the menu catches your eye, order it immediately. 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:46.879 Physics will rearrange itself to guarantee it tastes phenomenal. 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:55.440 I've already put my apartment on Sublase so I can sleep in their entry until breakfast service tomorrow. 00:08:55.759 --> 00:08:56.399 What? 00:08:57.840 --> 00:09:04.480 First and foremost, I truly hope your vehicle was safely parallel parked by the busser. 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:12.960 And the keys were waiting at the host stand whenever you finally decide to touch down to mortal society. 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:20.399 Because here on Bizarre Blessing Sunday, we do not just dine, we transcend, baby. 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:25.120 Listen, I support this viewer, reviewer 1000%. 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:35.120 When you find a server like Nick, you don't

just tip him 20%, you put him on your emergency contact list. 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:36.480 Don't you forget to do that. 00:09:36.960 --> 00:09:39.440 Nick is not bringing out extra napkins. 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:45.120 Nick is clearing your chakras right between the appetizer and the entree. 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:56.639 He looked this person dead in the eyes and said, I know your credit score is shaky, but your spirit requires this waffle. 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:00.799 And we can talk about the couple. 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:03.279 Two booms over. 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:04.720 Can we do that? 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:05.840 Let's talk about the couple. 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:07.840 There's two booms over, okay? 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:19.039 I genuinely believe that the Dose Leche Caramel Drizzle saved a 30-year marriage right on the spot. 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:20.879 That's not brunch, y'all. 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:26.000 That's court order mediation on a porcelain plate. 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:27.440 Y'all know it. 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:37.519 And the short rib erasing your middle name, medical science, needs to study this kitchen immediately. 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:48.000 So to our beloved reviewer, I hope you enjoyed your night on that restaurant entry on that restaurant entry floor. 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:49.360 I hope you did. 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:52.399 Sub leasing that apartment. 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:54.320 Yeah, go ahead and do that. 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:58.879 And may Nick forever guide your table. 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:04.399 And may your brunch always be this aggressively spiritually flavored. 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:10.799 And you're truly walking in the blessings on this day. 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:22.559 Oh goodness, y'all. 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:24.240 That was hilarious. 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:26.000 I was trying not to laugh, y'all. 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:26.960 I really was. 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:28.159 Alright, y'all. 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:30.080 This one right here is in Palatka, Florida. 00:11:30.159 --> 00:11:32.799 I haven't been to Palatka in a long time. 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:34.159 Elementary school. 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:36.720 We took the train to Palatka. 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:37.840 That was real nice. 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:39.440 That was my very first train ride. 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:41.120 I will never forget it. 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:42.000 Okay. 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:45.279 So this was in Palatka. 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:50.559 The um reviewer writes, I stumbled upon this spot today. 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:52.080 No, seriously. 00:11:52.399 --> 00:12:01.200 There was a piece of eye candy jogging by, and I would have sworn he stepped straight out of a movie or a magazine. 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:03.679 You pick your poison, you pick one. 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:11.039 That was right when a piece of uneven sidewalk or my shoestrane decided to trip me up. 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:17.279 Just when I caught my balance and turned around, Lord help me. 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:21.279 I almost got hit by the door to this amazing place. 00:12:21.759 --> 00:12:29.600 I thought, geez, this looks like a nice place for lunch, and it was absolutely wonderful. 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:36.320 This place is so cute inside, and it had the sweetest vibes. 00:12:36.559 --> 00:12:39.279 The service was great and very friendly. 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:44.240 Definitely recommended, definitely recommend the rye bread. 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:45.759 It was amazing. 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:48.240 I cannot recommend it enough. 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:55.840 We live about an hour away and already planning a trip back over here just to stop here. 00:12:56.080 --> 00:12:58.000 What a great find in Palakka. 00:12:58.159 --> 00:12:58.559 Mm-hmm. 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:03.919 My goodness. 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:12.080 This is a real world romantic comedy script playing out live in Florida. 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:25.120 You're casually walking down the avenue, see an absolute magazine covered piece of eye candy just jogging past your face. 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:39.360 You lose your entire physical balance, tripped over your own shoestrings, stumbled across an uneven sidewalk, and launched head first straight up into the front door of a local cafe. 00:13:40.639 --> 00:13:41.840 Lord help me. 00:13:42.960 --> 00:13:45.759 That is a blessing from the universe. 00:13:53.519 --> 00:13:56.320 Head first. 00:13:56.639 --> 00:14:00.799 I almost said something, but the Sunday, so I had to the good words stop me. 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:08.240 Landed face first into an amazing loaf of artisanal rye bread. 00:14:11.440 --> 00:14:18.639 I just be thinking about this stuff like and just so y'all press about to say pronounce. 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:21.759 So if I don't say it right, just pray for me. 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:23.440 I don't know, maybe not. 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:24.559 Don't pray for me. 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:25.759 I'm I'll take the bite. 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:35.039 Anyway, so and then you got and then you said you live half an hour away or an hour away and you planning to come back? 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:44.960 Hopefully you don't take all of those trips just to get into the just to get into the into the restaurant. 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:46.240 My goodness. 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:52.240 Hope you don't have that revisit to the collision again. 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:53.360 My goodness. 00:14:53.679 --> 00:15:07.200 Y'all, have you ever had an experience where you see such a nice piece of eye candy and it just make you lose your whole focus and your balance and your thought process? 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:08.639 What do you do? 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:10.240 How do you recover? 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:14.879 Especially like if you trip looking at something. 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:16.399 You know what I'm saying? 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:19.440 Like if you was driving or something, how does it? 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:22.000 I was trying to listen to this girl conversation. 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:25.200 She was like cursing out her boyfriend this past weekend. 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:31.039 And on the on the cell phone while she was walking her baby, we was I was coming from outdoors. 00:15:31.519 --> 00:15:38.480 I was like, man, I just want to go back back into my parking space and just roll down my windows and listen. 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:40.399 Pitch, listen to that conversation. 00:15:40.559 --> 00:15:42.480 Have you ever had a moment like that? 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.399 Or you just think, man, you're just nosy. 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:49.679 I am, but in my own space. 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:54.960 Anyway, we are going to grant them their fairy sparkles.