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76 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:56.080 fucking incredible. I'm put a pin in shia and neck, okay, 77 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:57.039 because we'll get back to that. 78 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:57.439 Yeah. 79 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:01.319 Sure, So I don't like talking about like so brian 80 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:05.000 and every stuff everything, but uh yeah, but I I, 81 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:06.919 you know, obviously with the blood clot, I can't drink, 82 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:09.240 and then I I haven't leaned into weed yet because 83 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:12.319 I haven't really I never really like I didn't turn 84 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:13.800 a corner on like the enjoying the. 85 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:16.680 Sobriety until too late. 86 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:19.040 Yeah, so I didn't want to go right into weed 87 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:22.000 to like try to find happiness immediately. And I've been 88 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:25.399 now for a couple of months. Not not doing anything, dude. 89 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:29.720 I sleep like crazy. I sleep, I sleep, close my 90 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:32.800 eyes and wake up easy every night ten hours later. 91 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:34.680 If I allow myself to go back to sleep, I 92 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:37.519 sleep twelve hours. My scores are in the green almost 93 00:04:37.519 --> 00:04:40.800 every night on my whoop my woop hours. I'm I'm never. 94 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:43.560 I haven't been in sleep debt, Tom. In two months, 95 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:46.439 I've been out of sleep debt. I've lowered my biological 96 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:50.079 age by like the age like two years. 97 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:52.360 Most manic fucking rant that I've ever. 98 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:56.199 Dude, Dude, I have never made it to check into 99 00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:59.680 a mental health This is what sobridy does to people. Tom, 100 00:04:59.720 --> 00:05:02.040 it May it's so crazy, and they start believing their 101 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:02.879 own fucking kool aid. 102 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:06.079 They're drinking so so are you like fully sober? Then? 103 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:11.079 I mean nothing? Coffee, that's it, that's it, that's it. 104 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:13.800 And you're in your two twenties and you run five 105 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:17.879 miles effortlessly, effortlessly, turned to twelve hours a night. 106 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:22.199 It's it's crazy. Now, how are you going to bed? Bro? 107 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:25.000 I went to bed at like nine o'clock last night, 108 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:28.279 and you slept till nine. I slept till eight thirty 109 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:29.000 this morning. 110 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:32.920 Jesus Christ and Tom, I don't move in bed. 111 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:36.040 I stopped snoring. I don't. I don't store anymore. Uh huh. 112 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:38.319 And Leanna and I have separate bedrooms. She's gone, it's 113 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:40.560 just me in the house. We have separate bedrooms now. 114 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:42.240 And I kicked out of her bag. So I was 115 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.480 snoring and I sleep. 116 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:46.079 I mean, I don't. 117 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.240 I have amazing dreams, and I remember all my dreams 118 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:50.759 when I wake up. I wake up, I have a 119 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:52.879 cup of coffee, I journal, I go into the gym, 120 00:05:52.879 --> 00:05:53.959 I workout, I come. 121 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:55.920 I mean, it's like it's on the road. 122 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:58.680 The only thing that sucks is like the witching hour 123 00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:00.920 when you'd want to have a drink, because I still 124 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:01.560 think about it. 125 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:05.959 When's that hour around? Oh, it starts around noon and 126 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:07.639 goes till no. 127 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:11.959 It's it's like when like today, it'll be at like 128 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.560 six o'clock, seven o'clock, when the sun star setting. And 129 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:17.120 on the road, it's right when I tell the machine story, 130 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:19.720 like when IXT on tour. Right when I tell the 131 00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:23.439 machine story, I'm like, I look to my drinks and 132 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:26.040 I go, I would love a little right now little. 133 00:06:26.279 --> 00:06:28.160 I would love weed. I would love weed, but I 134 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:29.040 haven't had it yet. 135 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:31.560 And so I'm just kind of like I'm waiting till 136 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:34.519 I'm waiting till I don't think about it, like you 137 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:36.360 know what I thought today, Tom, And I think me 138 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:38.040 and you're the only ones, not the only ones. Other 139 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:40.560 people have been injured. But do you remember when you 140 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:43.079 injured yourself and then you were like kind of going 141 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:47.240 like timid on bench press and timid on squats, and 142 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:50.240 then one day you didn't think about it, then you 143 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:51.439 just went for squats. 144 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:54.199 That's what I'm gonna do with weed. One day, You're 145 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:55.399 just gonna eat a bag of weed. 146 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:58.600 Yeah, when I'm not thinking about it, when I'm not 147 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:01.439 going like I need so I want something to turn 148 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:04.160 the corner. And then I can't drink until not counting 149 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:08.560 but July twelfth and and so July twelfth, I don't 150 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.920 know if I'll drink that day or maybe like a 151 00:07:11.959 --> 00:07:13.360 month before, but I don't know. 152 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:17.639 Yeah,

what's up with this Tarantino Rosanna Arquet enward thing? 153 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:20.439 What I know? I just I don't know. I've just 154 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:24.839 seen something. What is that? She's okay? Personally? I am 155 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:26.240 over the US word. I hate it. 156 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:29.279 Arquet said in an interview, cannot stand that Tarantino has 157 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.800 given a hall passed. It's not art, it's just racist 158 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:34.240 and creepy, all right, So that's what she said. 159 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:38.120 On Monday, he said, I. 160 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:40.000 Hope the publicity you're getting from one hundred and thirty 161 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:42.000 two different media Ali's writing your name and printing your 162 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:44.199 picture was worth disrespecting me in a film I remember 163 00:07:44.319 --> 00:07:46.120 quite clearly you were thrilled to be a part of, 164 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:49.360 he wrote in a statement addressed directly to Arquette. In 165 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:52.040 the movie, Arquette played Jody, wife to Eric Stoltz's drug 166 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:55.000 dealer character. He's talking to Course about pulp fiction. Do 167 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:58.560 you feel this way now? Very possibly, Tarantino continued, But 168 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:00.160 after I gave you a job and you took the 169 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:02.800 money to trash it for what I suspect is very 170 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:06.120 cynical reasons, showed a decided lack of class, no less honor. 171 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:07.560 Our. 172 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:10.959 Cat's criticism of Tarantino's use of the nward is far 173 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:14.439 from the first. Express of Course is uttered about twenty 174 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:17.199 times in pulp Fiction, and Django un Change on Chaine 175 00:08:17.279 --> 00:08:18.160 is uttered. 176 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:19.560 One hundred and ten times. 177 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:22.920 However, Tarantino's use of the N word in the screenplace 178 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.120 has long been defended by that film star Samuel Jackson 179 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:29.639 and his frequent collaborator Samuel Jackson. Sorry, Jamie Fox and 180 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:30.319 Samuel Jackson. 181 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:34.080 Here's his Yeah we saw we read that already. 182 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:38.440 This is supposed to be in this spreed decre between 183 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:41.639 artistic colleagues, but it would be appeared the objective was accomplished. 184 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:42.879 Congratulations. Cue. 185 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:46.639 Wow, he's really been though like this on this tear 186 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:49.720 of just shitting on people, I guess. And I always 187 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:53.240 find it interesting when somebody that's like high, high level, 188 00:08:53.320 --> 00:08:57.159 high accomplished will take the time to read to speak 189 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:00.480 out about, you know, criticism, because a lot people would 190 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:01.840 just like go like, I'm not responding to that. 191 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:04.879 Uh yeah. 192 00:09:04.919 --> 00:09:07.639 However, I think it. I think when it's that close 193 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:10.039 to home, you like, if it's if it's if it's 194 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:14.080 uh right, because she's in the movie, yeah, and and 195 00:09:14.120 --> 00:09:16.200 she was friends with him, I'm assuming. 196 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:19.159 Well yeah, I mean she got hired for the job 197 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:21.679 and she did take that. I do think that that's 198 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:26.360 a thing too. It's like you you you're in the movie, 199 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:30.279 you took the gig, you didn't complain about the script then, 200 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:34.360 and then thirty some years later you're like, you know what, 201 00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:35.559 I'm sick of your shit. 202 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:37.320 It's like, you didn't have that problem when you were 203 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.000 working for me, and you didn't. 204 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:41.919 And I mean, by the way, I don't I don't 205 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:46.679 dislike Rosanna Arquette. I actually like Rosanna Arcat. I like 206 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:47.840 the whole Arquette family. 207 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:48.480 Yeah. 208 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:51.399 But but here's the other thing that there's a there's 209 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:54.240 a like an intangible in this is that she allowed 210 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:56.600 herself to get the clout from pulp Fiction. It was 211 00:09:56.600 --> 00:09:59.519 a hot fucking movie and she was honest yeah, like, 212 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:02.000 and being in a hot movie does something for your 213 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:04.639 career for sure. And then to and then to that's 214 00:10:04.639 --> 00:10:08.600 like if that would be honestly akin to do you 215 00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:10.919 remember all the comedians that have shipped on Rogan, who 216 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:13.320 have been on Rogan? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, And that 217 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:15.519 is the exact same thing. And then you're like, well, 218 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:18.200 you didn't have a problem doing Rogan, and you were 219 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:19.720 cool with him when you hung out and played pool 220 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:21.200 with him, and you were cool with him when he 221 00:10:21.279 --> 00:10:23.720 was but then when he didn't call you back, yeah 222 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:25.799 because he thought he felt like you were off on 223 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:27.840 a couple of things, then you go off and you 224 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:29.399 fucking spiral out against him. 225 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:31.840 That's ridiculous When you use. 226 00:10:31.840 -->

00:10:33.919 When they want them, but then they're like, I got 227 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:34.759 a problem with this guy. 228 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.799 It's always bothered me when people do that to him. 229 00:10:37.799 --> 00:10:39.120 I mean they do it, they do it to us, 230 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:40.679 but it's no one notices when they do. 231 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:42.879 It to us, right right, right, yeah, No, I know 232 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.080 it's it's yeah, and then but like the difference I 233 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:48.159 think is that like a lot of times, like he 234 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:50.960 basically ignores everybody. 235 00:10:51.039 --> 00:10:54.120 Yep, he's been lighting up people kind of just out 236 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:55.919 of nowhere for no reason at all, and I think, 237 00:10:56.320 --> 00:11:01.879 really twin Tarantino, Joe, oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm. 238 00:11:02.600 --> 00:11:05.679 Tarantino's been Yeah, he's been going off on people. What 239 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:10.639 did you say about Joe that Joe just ignores all criticism. 240 00:11:10.679 --> 00:11:11.879 I mean he gets a lot of it because this 241 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:15.039 show is so massive and he's such a huge media figure, 242 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:18.399 but like he's just like whatever, Like I don't think 243 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:19.799 most of the time, I've been like, oh did you 244 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:21.679 see that? And he's like, huh, he doesn't even know 245 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:22.080 about it. 246 00:11:22.559 --> 00:11:25.039 There was someone who said something about me and him 247 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:27.440 and trash both of us, and I said to him 248 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:28.960 did you see that? And he was like, oh, he's 249 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:32.799 a good guy, really, And he goes, yeah, you know, 250 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:34.440 he just tries to get attention every now and then, 251 00:11:34.440 --> 00:11:37.159 but you know, he's a good guy. And I was like, okay, 252 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:38.639 it hurt my feelings and he was like, oh, don't 253 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.799 let it. If you saw me give you a big hug, 254 00:11:40.799 --> 00:11:44.120 you know that. And I was like, okay. I was like, wow, 255 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:46.759 I wish I wasn't so sensitive. I wish I was 256 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:49.000 a little more like like you and Joe, where I 257 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:51.840 was just like I didn't give a fuck. 258 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:56.799 Yeah, yeah, I mean I really think he ignores completely. 259 00:11:57.080 --> 00:12:00.480 And then I probably just care less. You don't care 260 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:01.960 at all. 261 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:05.639 You are you are what the problem with uh with 262 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:10.519 America is me? Yeah, yeah, if it doesn't affect you, 263 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:12.679 it doesn't bother you. Like there are certain things that 264 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:17.440 affect you, but they're they're so nonsensical that that's what 265 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:19.279 bothers you. And I've seen the things that have bothered 266 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:22.080 you and they're so silly, Like they're so silly. I'm 267 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:25.000 not gonna say them. They're so silly. I'll say them, 268 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:27.960 but like, uh, sometimes I'll tell you. I'll tell you 269 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:30.279 one and I won't say it out loud. But sometimes 270 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:33.600 when someone thinks that like an innocuous comic is funny 271 00:12:33.600 --> 00:12:35.759 and everyone's like that guy's funny, and then you and 272 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:37.879 I say he's funny, and you go, hold on, you 273 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:39.919 think he's funny, and then I go yeah, and you 274 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:40.360 go yeah. 275 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:42.480 But I mean I'll tell it to you and you 276 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:44.080 can edit it out. No, no, no, you don't have 277 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:45.559 to think. 278 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:47.840 But like those are the those it's it's a weird 279 00:12:47.879 --> 00:12:49.600 thing like that. That's what I go, like, why does 280 00:12:49.639 --> 00:12:51.600 he give a fuck about that? Like that is so 281 00:12:51.759 --> 00:12:54.759 not on my radar any other comic, but like that one, 282 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:56.879 there was like a couple of times it's happened where 283 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:59.039 you're and it's someone no one talks about it. 284 00:12:59.399 --> 00:13:04.120 Yeah, And I'm like, really, like that's the thing, but 285 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:04.679 you tell you. 286 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:07.759 That that that quality though about like talking about comics 287 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:12.159 that's in every comics, DNA, like talking about who's funny, 288 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:13.600 who's not, Like that's everybody. 289 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:14.399 Everybody does that. 290 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:16.240 I think, so yeah, and I think it's it's an 291 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:20.200 it's uh, I'm sure it happens with chefs for sure. 292 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:24.240 Yeah, for sure. There. 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And I keep 401 00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:00.480 thinking I know, I know. 402 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:03.359 I went. We opened a. 403 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:07.640 Remote location one oh one West sixth Street where we 404 00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:10.920 drop stuff off every day. So if you're walking around downtown, 405 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:13.119 it's in the Scarborough Building on Sixth Street. 406 00:19:13.640 --> 00:19:16.759 So I stopped by. It just opened yesterday and I 407 00:19:16.880 --> 00:19:19.480 was with him, and then we went to the Fairground 408 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:21.759 Food Hall and just kind of like caught up there 409 00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:24.759 and then he was like, he goes, I went to 410 00:19:24.839 --> 00:19:27.599 a place for breakfast over the weekend. 411 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:32.680 It had like a five status and three thousand review son. 412 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:36.960 Yelp, such shit, the biggest piece of shit I've haven't 413 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:39.279 eaten in my life. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry, 414 00:19:39.279 --> 00:19:41.759 He's like, where do he's the eggs for gold? They 415 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:44.680 bacon cold. It's just shit, like somebody took a shit 416 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:45.279 on a plate. 417 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:49.640 And I'm like, wow, like that that passionate shitting on 418 00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:52.480 this place which I won't name, but yeah, they they 419 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:54.519 go hard at other restaurants. 420 00:19:54.920 --> 00:19:55.480 I am. 421 00:19:55.960 --> 00:19:59.079 I am so excited because I'm coming down to Austin 422 00:19:59.160 --> 00:20:00.440 in two weeks uh huh. 423 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:02.920 And I'm so excited. I have big plans. I haven't 424 00:20:02.920 --> 00:20:04.880 been there in a while, and I want to pick 425 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:07.079 your boys up from school. I want you to go. 426 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.759 They would get so excited. They would get so excited. 427 00:20:09.920 --> 00:20:11.640 I want to hear to Chicha Bumba. I want to 428 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:14.279 go to chich Obama so bad. You please, you have 429 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:15.440 to be no idea how bad I want to go 430 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:17.119 to Chiao Bumba. We got to go in the morning. 431 00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:18.640 I gotta go in the morning. 432 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:21.799 What's crazy, Tom is I'm the lightest I've ever been 433 00:20:21.839 --> 00:20:24.519 in twenty two years. I saw Ala the other night. 434 00:20:24.880 --> 00:20:28.000 I came out to one of my shows and she was. 435 00:20:28.559 --> 00:20:30.960 She was like, first thing she said she saw me 436 00:20:31.039 --> 00:20:35.480 is you have fingers. I said what. She goes, You've 437 00:20:35.480 --> 00:20:38.400 had sausages your whole life. You have like I can 438 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:40.519 see your bones and your fingers. She goes, what do 439 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:42.720 your ankles look like? I was like, wow, She goes, 440 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:44.519 I want to see your ankles. I showed her my 441 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:47.519 ankles and she was like, Isla said to me, you 442 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:49.359 get I'm going to give you two days this year 443 00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:51.960 that you can drink two days and that's it.

And 444 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:53.960 I went really, and she goes, yeah, she goes, you 445 00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:56.319 look incredible. She's like, I've never seen you like this. 446 00:20:56.720 --> 00:20:58.839 That's great, man. Don't you feel good? Yeah? 447 00:20:58.839 --> 00:21:00.519 And then yeah, and then I was guy, to your 448 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:03.039 fucking mind, I see you seven days a year. You 449 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:04.400 think I'm gonna cut it down to just two? 450 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:05.920 Party? My dick off? 451 00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:08.759 What's what's the When do you turn it up again? 452 00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:12.920 I'm gonna uh so if you got to get off 453 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:14.799 the sauce, right, No. 454 00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:16.160 No, no, no no no no no no no no no. 455 00:21:16.200 --> 00:21:18.319 I don't like what's happening in society with kids getting 456 00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:20.279 away from alcohol. I don't know, no, no, no, no. I meant, 457 00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:23.920 I meant the manjaro. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm I mean, 458 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:25.319 if you want to let it rip, you can't do 459 00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:26.079 it on that right. 460 00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:29.400 Oh I was doing it on it, but I thought 461 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:30.759 you said, You're like, I don't really have a taste 462 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:31.880 for it, doesn't well. 463 00:21:31.759 --> 00:21:33.960 I haven't had a taste for it since I quit drinking. 464 00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:37.119 But I think that's part of parent parent parcel, parcel 465 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:37.480 and pair? 466 00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:41.920 What is it? What parson, Parson parcel, part and parcel parcel? 467 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:46.720 Was that any Will you google that? Par and parcel, 468 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:52.960 part and parcel? Trying to use bigger words. Okay, I 469 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:55.519 saw this guy's Instagram this morning and he said. 470 00:21:55.440 --> 00:21:58.160 Every morning when I wake up, I make myself a 471 00:21:58.240 --> 00:22:01.519 cappuccino and I read. Then I go into the city. 472 00:22:01.759 --> 00:22:04.920 I sit at the bar, I have a pastry and 473 00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:08.119 I have one more cappuccino, and I start a conversation 474 00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:10.640 and that is my day, okay, And I went, I 475 00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.119 want that to be my day, and I want it 476 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:14.160 to be in Austin, and I want my day in 477 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.319 Austin is gonna go. I'm going to wake up and 478 00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:18.279 I have a cappuccino. I'm gonna stay your house. I think, 479 00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:19.799 by the way, when I got to Austin, I'm gonna 480 00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:20.640 have a cappuccino. 481 00:22:21.079 --> 00:22:23.319 I'm gonna go. I realize I don't spend enough time 482 00:22:23.319 --> 00:22:23.680 with your kids. 483 00:22:23.720 --> 00:22:26.799 I'm gonna have a cappuccino, and then I'm going to 484 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:30.880 go into the city Tomba and have another cappuccino and 485 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:33.519 a past three. Then I pick up my two kids 486 00:22:33.559 --> 00:22:36.640 from school. I take them to a shooting range and 487 00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:38.039 we should assault rush. 488 00:22:38.200 --> 00:22:41.119 You go to the shooting range with them, You'll be 489 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:42.599 their favorite human being. 490 00:22:43.039 --> 00:22:43.240 Ever. 491 00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:45.440 That's all I want to do. It's all I want 492 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:46.839 to do is hang out with your boys. And I 493 00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:48.519 want Leanne to hang out with your boys with me. 494 00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:51.839 So she sees how much I have a great question 495 00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:55.440 for you. Yeah, okay, let's let's pause it. But no, 496 00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:58.240 keep going with where we're going. We're googling something, and 497 00:22:58.279 --> 00:23:00.960 then and then I'll ask you the question. Okay, so 498 00:23:01.119 --> 00:23:03.559 what were we talking about? Part and parcel? 499 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:07.240 Part and parcel means an essential, integral, or unavoidable component 500 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:09.720 of something, often highlighting a feature that cannot be separated 501 00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:12.720 from the whole. You'll commonly use to describe necessary, albeit 502 00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:17.160 sometimes unpleasant aspects of a job, life, or situation, as in, 503 00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:19.519 stress is part of and is part and parcel of 504 00:23:19.559 --> 00:23:19.920 the job. 505 00:23:20.920 --> 00:23:21.519 That's great? 506 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:24.880 That is That is such a perfect transition into the 507 00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:28.079 conversation I want to have. Okay, so two things have 508 00:23:28.119 --> 00:23:31.920 happened in my life that are non negotiables, okay, part 509 00:23:31.960 --> 00:23:36.960 and parcel. Leanne moved me out of her room into 510 00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:38.960 my own room, and Leanne stopped cooking. 511 00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:41.319 Non negotiable. These are great things. 512 00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:44.759 No, no, no, no, no no no. It's an objective. It's objective, 513 00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:46.559 but whether or not, they're great things. But it brought 514 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:49.880 up but the cooking was a non negotiable. Shit, She's 515 00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:52.039 done cooking. She'll never want to cook again. She's never 516 00:23:52.119 --> 00:23:54.440 liked cooking. She'll cook when she wants to, but don't 517 00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:56.759 ever plan on her cooking me a meal. If she's 518 00:23:56.759 --> 00:24:00.039 making herself something, it's just for her, it's not for 519 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:03.440 both of us. Okay, got it. She said

that, and 520 00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.599 then she said non negotiable. I need to move into 521 00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:09.640 my own room. She's not sleeping at night. It's keeping 522 00:24:09.640 --> 00:24:11.880 her eye. I snore, it keeps her up. I need 523 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:14.519 to be in my own room. She needs her own room, Tom. 524 00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:17.759 She sleeps like a dying old lady. She sleeps with 525 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:21.119 one of those quilted quilts, like those old lady ones 526 00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:23.240 that you see on top of beds that don't look comfortable, 527 00:24:23.400 --> 00:24:26.039 and they're all rough and bumpy. She sleeps under that, 528 00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:29.200 still folded in half of the top, her hands on top, 529 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:35.279 and she goes like this. That's how she sleeps. Like 530 00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:39.000 all the windows open, so's natural sunlight wakes her up 531 00:24:39.559 --> 00:24:42.039 six in the fucking morning time. Oh my god. So 532 00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:44.440 now I moved into a cave. I have the guest room. 533 00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:47.880 I've murdered out the windows. I have ac down to 534 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:51.519 about seventy or about to sixty five. I have no 535 00:24:51.640 --> 00:24:53.799 light coming in, and I play a podcast every night 536 00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:56.519 while I sleep. I fall asleep, I wake up ten 537 00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:59.240 hours clean. I sleep like a god. She's already up 538 00:24:59.279 --> 00:25:03.079 doing fucking life laundry. Anyway, those are the two non negotiables, 539 00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:05.799 and I was I was cool with it, and then 540 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:09.640 I started thinking, what are your non negotiables, as in, 541 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:12.079 what would you actually say no to? 542 00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:12.279 What? 543 00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:15.319 Like if push said, oh, you can never, we'll never 544 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:18.640 have sex again, then you go, that's a non negotiable. Right, 545 00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:22.000 of course I need to I need that's but where 546 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:24.359 will you draw the line with non negotiables? If she 547 00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:26.480 said I want you to have your own bedroom, would 548 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:27.119 you be cool with it? 549 00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:30.720 Yeah? Okay, yeah right, it's pretty cool. It's rad. I'll 550 00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:33.400 show you my bedroom when you come over. I can't wait, dude, 551 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:35.559 like cool posters and toys and stuff. 552 00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:38.680 My gun's out, I gotta sign this says no fat 553 00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:39.599 chicks allowed. 554 00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:43.000 On the door. Oh dude, that's so rad. It's so awesome. 555 00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:43.319 You know. 556 00:25:43.640 --> 00:25:46.039 You what Ellis has on his door? What he has 557 00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:50.240 a caricature of Javier Bardam from No Country for Old 558 00:25:50.279 --> 00:25:54.200 Men as Antos Sigor, you know. And I was like, hey, 559 00:25:54.200 --> 00:25:56.359 do you know who that is? He's like, uh, a 560 00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:58.839 fucking cool guy. And I go yeah, that's like a 561 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:01.279 psychopath from a movie. He's like, that's awesome. I go, 562 00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:02.400 where the fuck did you get that? 563 00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:05.440 He's like a prendit it up like just on his door. 564 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.039 And then Julian yesterday came into my office at home 565 00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:13.279 and I was reading and he goes, oh, I'm gonna 566 00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:14.799 bring a chair in here, and I go for what. 567 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:16.519 He goes, so I can sit in here with you, 568 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:17.559 and I go okay. 569 00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:19.640 So he puts a chair in front of my desk 570 00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:22.240 and then he's like, I'm gonna read too, and I 571 00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:25.200 go all right. And he gets something and then he's 572 00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:27.519 like i'll be back, and I'm like okay, and he 573 00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:29.759 comes in and like with a suit jacket on, and 574 00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:31.559 he goes, I have a contract I need you to sign, 575 00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:34.119 and I go what is it. He's like, it just 576 00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:35.880 says that you're gonna give me money for some stuff 577 00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:38.359 I do. And I go what are you gonna do? 578 00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:40.440 He goes, I don't know, but I don't want any 579 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:44.559 physical labor, and I go okay, So like what are 580 00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:46.359 you going to do for money? He's like we'll figure 581 00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:48.799 something out, and I go all right, you gotta be 582 00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:51.119 more specific. You want me to sign the contract. He goes, 583 00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:55.440 just fucking sign it. So had I signed a contract? 584 00:26:55.599 --> 00:26:57.279 And I go, can you clean the trash cans? 585 00:26:57.279 --> 00:27:00.720 He goes, I don't do shit like that, and I go, cool, 586 00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:03.480 we have a signed deal in his in his suit. 587 00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:08.519 Yeah, so crazy. 588 00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:10.880 Every time I see David Bowie stuff, I want to 589 00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:11.839 buy it for your youngest. 590 00:27:12.279 --> 00:27:14.480 He's so obsessed. I see so much. 591 00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:17.680 David Bowie stuff all the time, Like there's so much 592 00:27:17.680 --> 00:27:21.400 stuff at UH at antique shops. I find antique shops like, 593 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:23.559 but they're always like a two hundred and fifty dollars 594 00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:26.440 shirt and I was like, that's crazy, appreciate it. So 595

00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:29.000 what are your nogotiables? If push said you can never 596 00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:29.720 have alcohol again? 597 00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:32.119 Is that it? Would you be cool with it? I 598 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:34.680 mean I would be like, what's your fucking deal? 599 00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:38.599 I'm not okay, But what if what if she said, okay, 600 00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:39.960 let's start, let's start easy. 601 00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:43.079 I'll never give you another blow job. That's kind of 602 00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:43.839 a non negotiable. 603 00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:49.079 Yeah right, yeah, of course, Okay, Okay, good, I can 604 00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:50.279 I need to move back to l a. 605 00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:57.000 H. That's more like I don't So. 606 00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:58.559 I'm trying to think of the people listening to this 607 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:01.519 right now. There are dudes who moved back to their 608 00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:04.720 wife's hometown to be around her family, and that was 609 00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:05.359 a negotiable. 610 00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:06.720 They were like, well, I guess I can do that 611 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:08.000 to me. 612 00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:11.480 It's really about the burden of everything that we moved here. 613 00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:13.720 I'd be like, Jesus Christ, do you want to move 614 00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:15.160 everything back to Cali? 615 00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:16.160 Yeah? I don't think some. 616 00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:21.599 Men no, Okay, okay, Now what if she said, what 617 00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:29.000 if she said, I need uh, I gotta fly private. 618 00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:30.440 Everywhere I go? Fuck? 619 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:34.319 No, yeah, right, no way, dude. This episode is sponsored 620 00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:37.440 by Betterhelp. March includes International Women's Day. 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Yeah, yeah, they do that. 707 00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:15.599 That's crazy. I think that's a crazy expense. 708 00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:22.200 There are women and who almost look at their comfort 709 00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:26.599 as a non negotiable, their comfort as a female, and 710 00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:28.680 you are to provide for them as a male. Now, 711 00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:31.000 we've never been trained to see that in sitcom because 712 00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:33.440 it's always the fat loser who has the check. And 713 00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:38.000 then like shows like free birt But uh, but I 714 00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:39.599 just said halfway through that, I was like, I think 715 00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:43.480 I'm describing my own show, but you but you look 716 00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:46.559 at what's out online and it's all these women who 717 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:50.400 are done up, who have nice cars and have expensive 718 00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:53.720 shit and you and they're non negotiables, are like I 719 00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:54.920 need a guy to take care. 720 00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:57.480 Of me, and yeah, that shit is that's so gross. 721 00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.720 I mean, like, thank god that we didn't end up 722 00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:03.279 in something like that, like no, that's the worst man, 723 00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:06.599 like where the trade off is like, yeah, I'm with you, 724 00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:09.239 but this shit better be fucking nice. 725 00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:12.119 Twenty four step like thinking of the guys. Think of 726 00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:16.840 the guys who have hemorrhaged their life. They've just mortgaged 727 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:19.599 out everything to keep their chick happy. 728 00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:23.639 With like by buying her, Yeah, that's horrible. By buying 729 00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:26.159 its horrible. I think that's horrible. I've seen that. 730 00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:30.760 I remember I remember like, oh my god, one of 731 00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:34.679 the first acting classes I ever took in LA had 732 00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.159 all these like women that were like not serious about it, 733 00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:40.639 but they were just taking this class and they were 734 00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.320 all like kept women but like by bel air guys, 735

00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:47.480 you know, and it was clearly like already we were 736 00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:48.760 I mean I was in my twenties. 737 00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:53.039 And they already had like facelifts and tit jobs and 738 00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:56.280 crazy cars and you know what I mean, Like it 739 00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:59.400 was all just like a thing where the guy the 740 00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:02.440 guy was thirty years older and that was the trade off. 741 00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:04.559 Like I'll look hot and you buy me nice stuff. 742 00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:05.679 It's it's gross. 743 00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:08.280 It would be kind of cool if you could like 744 00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:12.480 go to like impoverished countries and you can keep a 745 00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:13.039 woman there. 746 00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:16.119 Oh you can? That would be you want to do that? 747 00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:18.920 That'd be a fun bit. Why does it for the show? 748 00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.840 Let's it would be a fun reality show Kept Women, 749 00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:25.000 Kept women? And I think we could do it for 750 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:27.880 like one hundred bucks a month. I was I was 751 00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:29.920 really no, lie, I was thinking about twenty five grand 752 00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:30.239 a year. 753 00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:33.440 Oh way less, wait less, And the trade off could 754 00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:35.679 be like, okay, I just want you to put photos 755 00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:39.239 of me up all over your house, you know what 756 00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:42.079 I mean, and say like have a shrine to me, 757 00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:46.320 pray to me in the mornings, you know, and then 758 00:35:46.519 --> 00:35:49.159 like have your family cook a dinner and pretend that 759 00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:50.039 I'm there and they. 760 00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:51.599 Have like a blow up to all of you there. 761 00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:55.159 How fun would that vacation be to be so show 762 00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:58.519 up and we're not going to stay at our house. 763 00:35:58.519 --> 00:35:59.880 I got us a hotel for the weekend at the 764 00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:03.039 More Seasons, and then you bring your family there and 765 00:36:03.079 --> 00:36:04.239 they're like, who is this? You're like, what was kind 766 00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:07.400 of my wife? But it's here in the Philippines. 767 00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:10.079 I knew a dude. I knew a dude who. 768 00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:14.079 I hope it doesn't get to him because it's gonna 769 00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:15.880 sound shitty, But I hope he knows that this is 770 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:19.400 what really happened. He was married to a regular check, right, 771 00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:23.679 like a regular check, Like let's paint out regular like 772 00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:29.119 like about one sixty five to five, okay, not the 773 00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:30.079 most beautiful

check. 774 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:31.760 Okay, nice? Yeah. 775 00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:35.079 Uh, I really hope he never hears this, like uh 776 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:39.119 and and and he wasn't he was not attractive. 777 00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:41.760 He was not attractive. I think they're starting to see 778 00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:42.599 the picture you're painting. 779 00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:44.639 They're like, huh, I wish I could send you a 780 00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:46.880 picture of him so you knew how unattractive. Like if 781 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:50.599 you said we got it, cookie cutter, mid middle class 782 00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:53.679 American white male, this is that guy. 783 00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:54.360 Okay. 784 00:36:56.360 --> 00:37:00.679 With his unattractive wife got it. And and he got 785 00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:05.760 a job working for like a big production company. 786 00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:09.559 He definitely knows what you're talking about him now, Okay, okay, 787 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:11.599 edit that out. Edit that out, Okay, edit that out. 788 00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:15.280 He went on a trip to the and decided he 789 00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:24.119 was going to work, and he married a ten a ten, 790 00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:27.239 and he got rid, divorced his wife. Yeah, got rid 791 00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:30.480 of his life here, and he lives there now Hill 792 00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:33.760 Still he still there. He sends Christmas cards every now 793 00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:36.880 and then with him and his family, and they're all 794 00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:39.559 in the same shirt, and he is he sticks out 795 00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:44.679 so aggressively, of course, of course, but he traded his 796 00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:49.840 life here to be a millionaire with one of the 797 00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:52.119 hotter women I've ever seen in my entire life. 798 00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:54.239 I mean, I think this is a path that a 799 00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:57.320 lot of people, more like a substantial number of people 800 00:37:57.360 --> 00:38:02.760 take this path, especially like middle age frustrated, you know 801 00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:05.320 where they go like this is just not panning out, 802 00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:07.840 and it's like, yeah, you can take what you've got 803 00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:11.280 to a more underdeveloped place and be like a king. 804 00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:13.559 I think it's quite appealing to a lot of people. 805 00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:16.599 Man, So can you bleep out certain words so it's 806 00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:18.639 not clear, because it'll he'll know it's sham when I 807 00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:22.199 say this. Right before he left Tom, him and his wife, 808 00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:28.440 we're gonna sell everything and and that was going to 809 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:30.039 be his life. And he was drinking with me and 810 00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:32.679 he was like, I mean, I guess that's

a good move, right, 811 00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:36.440 And then he takes one trip to me and he's 812 00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:39.360 and he's like this is insane, and he's like, my 813 00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:42.960 money goes so far. And then he finds out that 814 00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:48.480 his job could be transferred there, divorces his wife, moves it, 815 00:38:48.519 --> 00:38:53.960 gets a fucking high paying job, lives like Dan Blazarian. 816 00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:59.079 Yeah, he's just living it up and he's still two 817 00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:01.920 pound happier than shit probably. 818 00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:05.480 Never had in his life. Like just the fucking do 819 00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:06.559 you still chat with him? 820 00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:07.760 Someone? Every now and then? 821 00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:09.440 Every now and then I'll get a tech I get 822 00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:12.880 a Christmas card from him, but uh, I think he 823 00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:17.840 someone cuts his yard with scissors. Like it's so wait, 824 00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:20.960 here's the question right now, and this is gonna come 825 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:25.519 off a little odd. So like, clearly, for like twenty 826 00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.480 five grand, you can get the hottest chicken, or we 827 00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:31.800 can start upgrading right and go now, how much is 828 00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:33.280 hottest chicken Ireland cost? 829 00:39:33.599 --> 00:39:35.079 How much is the hottest chicken? 830 00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:37.719 I mean, clearly there's parts of Africa where it's even 831 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:39.920 less than twenty five grand, but you get like a 832 00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:44.079 fucking bad bitch who's like five eleven darke as fuck, 833 00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:46.119 like just beautiful features. 834 00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:47.760 It's just whatever your taste is. Man. 835 00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:50.360 No, no, no, no, no, I want to see greatest 836 00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:52.440 price point, Like what do you think the ratest price point? 837 00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:54.960 Because Russia is a fucking great one. Are we discussing 838 00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:56.320 human trafficking right now? 839 00:39:56.559 --> 00:39:59.039 No? No, no, that's not a good topic for me 840 00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:02.039 these days. Okay, what that's a Is that a soft 841 00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:04.760 spot for you? It's it's it's been, it's been what 842 00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:08.440 we call it? Would we talk about that? No? No, 843 00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:11.159 what you say it list? 844 00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:15.239 Nope, you're on the EE files. 845 00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:18.280 You are. You're a result. You know that, right? 846 00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:23.079 Do pull up the Epstein files search. Shut up, We've 847 00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:23.800 already done it. 848 00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:26.280 I know I'm not on the you are? You are 849 00:40:26.320 -->

00:40:30.159 in the files? No, I'm not. You are in the files. 850 00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:32.719 Make me It would make me low key so excited 851 00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:34.480 if I was in the anc. 852 00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:38.239 You are a result from the Epstein search. Pull up thing. 853 00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:40.559 No, I'm not pull up where you can say much 854 00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:44.800 on the file. Hold on, Okay, you're making this up. 855 00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:48.400 I'm not kidding, dude. Okay, do the do the search 856 00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:50.400 type in Bert Kreischer. See if there's a result. 857 00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:58.440 There's a result right there. Yeah. 858 00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:09.840 March two thousand, hit the pdf see subject What does 859 00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:10.280 it say? 860 00:41:11.079 --> 00:41:14.480 I don't know it's there there, Bert Kreischer, Comedy Central Special, 861 00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:15.800 Travel Channel, Bert the conquer Trip. 862 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:19.840 You're in the files. He was watching my travel channel shows. 863 00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:20.760 I don't know. I guess he was. 864 00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.519 Maybe he was considering going to a show. That's kind 865 00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:25.559 of something you could put in your hype video before 866 00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.840 people come up, before you come on stage, is like 867 00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:35.400 record the screen being searched and then be like bam. Yeah, 868 00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:37.480 he knew he and then put those dates in. Maybe 869 00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:39.360 he was looking to go to a show. Maybe it 870 00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:43.920 was a fan. That's kind of cool. Bert the Conqueror Triplet. Yeah, 871 00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:44.599 he knows who you are. 872 00:41:44.679 --> 00:41:47.760 Dude. March twenty first to twenty third, what year? I 873 00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:48.119 bet you? 874 00:41:48.119 --> 00:41:49.440 It was like, I bet you. He was like, what 875 00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:51.159 are we doing this date? And they were like, oh, 876 00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:53.119 the twenty first you want to go see Burt Kreischer. 877 00:41:53.840 --> 00:41:57.719 This isn't real. Four. This is the this is the 878 00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:02.599 Department of Justice website. Dude, this is Instein. Yeah, you're 879 00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:07.679 in the Epstein files. You are, man. I thought you'd 880 00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:08.719 be super on top of that. 881 00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:14.400 Do you you know that I would have clearly befriended 882 00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:17.079 Jeffrey Epstein he had reached out. 883 00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:18.280 If he had reached out, I would have. 884 00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:20.199 If he'd been like, do you want to get on 885 00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:23.639 my plane, You'd be like, yeah, would you like to 886 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:23.800 go to. 887 00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:26.360 A private island?

One hundred percent? Yeah. 888 00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:29.320 People like sometimes people put cameras. Other people are like, oh, 889 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:32.679 I'm just gonna hide. You'd be like, I would have everything. 890 00:42:33.639 --> 00:42:35.639 I would have been in every picture. I really and 891 00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:39.800 I'm mean serious, I would have I don't know how 892 00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:42.159 many people like That's why when they look at the 893 00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:44.880 list and they're like, this person flew with Jeffrey Epstein, 894 00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:49.000 Like Chris Tucker flew everywhere with Jeffrey Epstein and he 895 00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:50.480 was like, I don't know, man, I just got on 896 00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:53.639 a private jefts Africa, And I'm like, I would have 897 00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:56.519 definitely been one of those people for sure. Would you 898 00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:58.840 be one if Jeffrey Epstein asked you to fly private 899 00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:01.480 with him to an island? Would you have gone, Hey, listen, 900 00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:02.920 I'm a big fan of your mom's house. 901 00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:07.000 Yeah, are you that's weird? Can I tell you who 902 00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.920 the one weird one is that Joe said no to 903 00:43:11.119 --> 00:43:14.119 He said no to having him on the podcast. 904 00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:17.199 Oh, I thought he said no to hanging out with him. 905 00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:19.039 Maybe hanging out, but also they wanted I think they 906 00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:20.840 wanted to get him, they wanted to have us, right, 907 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:22.840 You're right, I think they wanted to have Somebody was 908 00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:25.039 trying to get him to have lunch and then it 909 00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:29.280 was like have lunch with him and Woody Allen and. 910 00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:30.920 He was like no. And I feel like they wanted 911 00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:33.119 to do the podcast too. I don't remember. 912 00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:36.440 Yes, she said no, Joe said no without knowing that 913 00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:38.320 he was was just like, nah, I'm good. 914 00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:40.679 Yeah, He's like that for a lot. 915 00:43:41.239 --> 00:43:43.440 There's a lot of bad people that could get you 916 00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:48.079 like what I mean, I mean they The question is 917 00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.400 if you were at UFC and Trump tried to shake 918 00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:52.360 your hand and there were cameras around, would you shake 919 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:52.719 his hand? 920 00:43:54.039 --> 00:44:01.000 That's rough, I mean, I can't stand him. It's funnier 921 00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:05.559 to be like you're I mean that that would be 922 00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:08.000 so funny if you if somebody was like hey, and you're. 923 00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:10.360 Like, I'm good with the best one. This is the 924 00:44:10.360

--> 00:44:12.639 best one, Tom. Yeah, as you go yeah, and then 925 00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:15.599 you go like this you go, hey, if you had 926 00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:16.840 done that, you'd go viral. 927 00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:21.480 Yeah, yeah, viral suck. For sure. 928 00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:26.639 My dad would kill me if I showed canceled Trump, 929 00:44:26.719 --> 00:44:27.800 my dad would murder me. 930 00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:28.199 He would. 931 00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:31.199 He would have a real problem with me. Really yeah, 932 00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:36.920 I would totally shake cancel Trump a sitting president, of course. 933 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:40.079 And you'd also you would also big smile and be 934 00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:42.760 like I love you, bro. You would be like, take 935 00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:45.000 the shirt off. I go, it's coming off, sir. What 936 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:46.719 do you need? I got into a deep dive on 937 00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:50.119 marl Largo. Yeah, is mar A Largo, mar a Lago, 938 00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:54.639 mar a Lagi, mar a Lago. Yeah. So do you 939 00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:58.639 know Trump made a killing on that place? No? I 940 00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:00.360 didn't know that. So yeah. 941 00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:04.480 The lady that built it was Meriweather Post. She's an 942 00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.800 heir to the Post, to the Post serial fortune. She 943 00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:14.480 built it so that dignitarities and actresses and athlettes, dignitarities, dignitarities. 944 00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:16.239 I think there's an excell tee in there, Okay. 945 00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:19.360 And so she built it for like twenty million in 946 00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.480 the fucking twenties, thirties whatever. 947 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:24.599 Trump bought it for like eight. 948 00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:28.440 Really Trump bought it for eight or ten, and then 949 00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:31.079 he found out there was like five million dollars worth 950 00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:33.880 of art inside there, so he got five million dollars 951 00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:37.280 worth of art leverage. That here's the problem. Trump couldn't 952 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:42.480 keep the daily cost of keeping Marl Largo up and running, 953 00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:44.920 and they were only give him like one hundred thousand 954 00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:46.559 dollars a year to keep it up and running. So 955 00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:48.360 that's why he turned it into a country club. You 956 00:45:48.360 --> 00:45:50.360 want to talk about what a gangster move Trump did. 957 00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.440 He knew he was competing with all the other country 958 00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:56.840 clubs in Palm Beach. So what he did is he goes, 959 00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:01.960 I got something they can't argue against. I'm allowing blacks, gays, 960 00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.280 and Jews in this country club. And fucking was almost 961 00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:08.960 like what the fuck? And he really take it up 962 00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:12.559 with the ACLU. And then and that's and twenty five 963 00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:14.800 grand was twenty five grand initially to join mar A Lago. 964 00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:18.880 It's way more now twenty five Yeah. I did like 965 00:46:18.920 --> 00:46:20.519 a deep dive on it. I was, I was curious 966 00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.400 about it. But he made a killing on that fucking place. 967 00:46:23.639 --> 00:46:26.440 It says that the negotiation tactic he was was that 968 00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:29.719 he initially offered to buy it for fifteen million, was rejected. 969 00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.960 Then bought the nearby beachfront land for two million and 970 00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:34.320 threatened to build a house. 971 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:35.400 That would block the ocean view. 972 00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:39.079 Yeah, driving down the price of the property, and then 973 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:43.599 ended up purchased for ten million eighty five, which is 974 00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:44.840 to thirty today. 975 00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:50.039 Our president said publicly he got it for eight. That's 976 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:52.480 what the news does, fake media. Well, that's right. 977 00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:54.760 Sure, Well it says he got five million for the mansion, 978 00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:57.840 three million for the furnishings, two million for the adjacent 979 00:46:57.880 --> 00:47:00.519 beachfront land. The two looks like it was seven, So 980 00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:02.199 I think you're right it's eight. 981 00:47:02.760 --> 00:47:03.280 Yeah. 982 00:47:03.320 --> 00:47:06.800 But uh, I've been really into documentaries lady lately. When 983 00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:08.199 I write, before I go to bed, I turn on 984 00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:11.880 a documentary and that was a good one, and look 985 00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:13.880 open it to Jews and Blacks. 986 00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:20.559 This guy he's so insane. Dude, we're gonna miss him, 987 00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:26.400 you think so. Yeah. The entertainment value, Yeah, he's entertaining. Yeah. 988 00:47:26.519 --> 00:47:30.159 I mean it's it's you know, you know, I'll tell 989 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:35.360 you what I said this about George Bush Junior is 990 00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:38.800 when he was president, everyone thought, you forget how much 991 00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:40.039 everyone hated. 992 00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:41.000 Him, Yeah, so much. 993 00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:44.639 And I said, we're gonna miss him. Yeah, it just 994 00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:48.000 gets worse. If you're into crazy ex girlfriends, they just 995 00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:51.960 get crazier. We're not going We're not we'll go back. 996 00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:55.519 We'll have one or two normies, but we're gonna. We're gonna. 997 00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:59.639 It's gonna get even think about what

social media is 998 00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:03.119 and what online. There's dudes online, straight up white dudes, 999 00:48:03.159 --> 00:48:06.039 straight up saying the N word, like and and going 1000 00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:07.880 like I don't do what are you gonna do? Cancel me? 1001 00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:11.119 I don't care, fuck it, fuck you. And that is 1002 00:48:11.159 --> 00:48:14.880 the future of the youth. The youth is the youth's off. 1003 00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:19.239 And I think it's everyone's microdosing and eating edibles and 1004 00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:23.719 and and doing BPC one fifty seven and optimizing their 1005 00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:25.599 sleep and and they're all online. 1006 00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:26.320 No one's living. 1007 00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:29.039 Everyone's like right here, but no one's out fucking meeting 1008 00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:30.840 anyone or sitting at a bar and telling a fucking 1009 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:31.840 lie like like. 1010 00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:32.920 Old school dudes. 1011 00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:35.960 Yeah, well, I do think people are gonna get way crazier. 1012 00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:37.239 You're right on that, like. 1013 00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.239 And we're gonna look back and go I mark my 1014 00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:42.719 words because I said it with J jd J. 1015 00:48:42.880 --> 00:48:50.159 George. How much do you miss GW He was great? 1016 00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:52.840 I miss him? Yeah, right, And think of there's not 1017 00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:53.440 one Perton. 1018 00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:55.760 I bet Janine Garofflow would be like, god man, I 1019 00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:59.119 missed George Bush Junior, whatever, Jock, goddamn, why can't I 1020 00:48:59.119 --> 00:48:59.360 talk to you? 1021 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:00.679 George W J. 1022 00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:03.280 Dubb look at him and now he gives worthers. He 1023 00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:07.639 gives he gives worthers. Tom, not Kamala Harris. I should 1024 00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:15.079 stop talking, Okay, not CONDI Rice. Who's the fucking I 1025 00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:19.519 just named two black chicks. I don't know who you're 1026 00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:20.119 talking about. 1027 00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:22.000 Obama Michelle Obama. 1028 00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:27.400 He gives worthers to her funerals and he's like, hey, hey, Michelle, 1029 00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:31.719 I want a little She's like, g dub, you're so good. 1030 00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:35.039 And then he gives her a Worthers and he was like, hey, 1031 00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:35.760 you want to hear a joke. 1032 00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:38.559 Now he seems like the smartest guy in the world 1033 00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:46.840 next to Trump. This guy, I mean, he's I. 1034 00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:47.039 Mean, and and the kids these days that now agree 1035 00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:49.280 with communism, and you look at the fucking you look 1036 00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:52.400 at the left, and the left is is literally run 1037 00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:56.639 by fucking lunatics who are lighting fucking bombs and throwing 1038 00:49:56.639 --> 00:50:00.199 bombs in New York and fucking punching its. I mean, 1039 00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:04.519 it's like it's insanity. It's insanity and I and the 1040 00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:06.639 pendulum doesn't right itself and gets you go back to 1041 00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:08.920 the center. The pendulum swings hard as fuck. That's the 1042 00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:09.920 way the world works. 1043 00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:14.840 Yeah, yeah, you're right. Did you think like this is interesting? 1044 00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:18.079 I haven't really dove into this. Can you pull up 1045 00:50:18.760 --> 00:50:19.960 Dahmer's mom's thing. 1046 00:50:20.840 --> 00:50:21.039 What? 1047 00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:29.519 Yeah, Jeffrey Dahmer's mom. She said that her son didn't 1048 00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:31.960 hurt his victims, and I kind of want to. I 1049 00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:35.000 think it's an important thing to really dive into because 1050 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:38.440 I always said that people talk too much shit about Dahmer. 1051 00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:43.840 You know, yeah, he wasn't He was a little knucklehead, 1052 00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:46.599 but he wasn't like you know, so he killed them, 1053 00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:48.679 but he never tried to hurt them, that's what she said. 1054 00:50:49.320 --> 00:50:51.079 And I think it's a good point. 1055 00:50:51.119 --> 00:50:55.079 You know that he was he was just doing what 1056 00:50:55.440 --> 00:50:57.719 he did, but he wasn't like, he didn't hurt them 1057 00:50:57.840 --> 00:50:59.199 physically or hurt their feelings. 1058 00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:01.960 You know, I think he just ended their lives. He 1059 00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:03.239 was not a bad guy. 1060 00:51:03.639 --> 00:51:07.360 Wait, wait, hold on, there's the one story of the 1061 00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:09.440 one kid with the hammer in his head that ran 1062 00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:10.079 down the bar. 1063 00:51:11.079 --> 00:51:13.440 He drilled the hole, drilled in his head. I think 1064 00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:16.000 that hurt. You're right, And I don't know what she 1065 00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:19.119 would say to that. That'd be an interesting thing to 1066 00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:20.639 go back to him on. 1067 00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:23.000 He drilled into someone's head while they were alive, and 1068 00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:25.440 then that person ran to a bar and got cops. 1069 00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:29.400 And then it was the Joey Diaz's joke, who are 1070 00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:32.000 they gonna believe me? Or a chick with a black 1071 00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:34.880 guy and a wig? A dude with a black guy 1072 00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:35.360 at a wig. 1073 00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:42.360 So this is a t into Christopher Wilder. What is this? Oh? 1074 00:51:42.559

--> 00:51:50.159 Okay, he's this is a different person that he's talking about. 1075 00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:54.159 Okay a psychologist? Is there any more? As she just 1076 00:51:54.199 --> 00:51:56.079 said that? Okay? 1077 00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:03.320 Yeah, well you know again, I like to remember Jeffrey 1078 00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:05.800 as more than just a serial killer. 1079 00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:08.039 You know he's dead, right, Yeah, he's dead. He got 1080 00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:11.320 killed in prison. I bet that was a fucking scary 1081 00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:11.760 way to go. 1082 00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:14.400 The way he died in prison. Yeah, he got I 1083 00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:16.360 think it was beat with a broomstick to death. I'm 1084 00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:17.719 sure they shoved it up his asshole. 1085 00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:19.800 They actually, I believe they did. 1086 00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:23.559 Yeah, they had to. Yeah, there was one guy who 1087 00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:27.920 was already in for murder. He was like, well, what 1088 00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:29.400 have I got to lose, you know. 1089 00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:29.599 I was. 1090 00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:31.239 I was next to a ninety five year old woman 1091 00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:34.159 on a flight yesterday coming in and we had to 1092 00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:36.480 do a aborted boarded. 1093 00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:38.039 Landing, so we had to take off. 1094 00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.920 It's amazing how quick those planes are when they punch it, 1095 00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:44.039 and and she got scared. 1096 00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:47.559 Really, she was ninety five. How are you with flying now? 1097 00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:48.920 Still scared? Yeah? 1098 00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:51.039 I was scared yesterday when we had bought the landing. 1099 00:52:51.079 --> 00:52:53.519 But I'm a little better. My anxiety has been pretty 1100 00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:54.239 good without. 1101 00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:56.800 Him to abort the landing. Yeah, what do you mean 1102 00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:01.079 like we had to take back off? Really? Yeah? How come? 1103 00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:03.760 Like we went and almost touchdown and then it just 1104 00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:05.920 took off because there was a plane on the tarmac. 1105 00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:09.119 Oh did they announce it? They're like, oh, nope, they 1106 00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:11.199 just did it. They just did it. We were like 1107 00:53:11.599 --> 00:53:12.159 right in La. 1108 00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:13.480 You know when you get to La where you get 1109 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:14.920 to like the safe part where you're looking at the 1110 00:53:15.239 --> 00:53:19.880 the the all the warehouses and the parking structures and 1111 00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:22.599 the parking cars and then you're like, oh, I'm home 1112 00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:25.400 and you and we got there and it just went 1113 00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:28.079 and

we flew out over the ocean like we're going 1114 00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.400 to Hawaii and then we didn't turn around. We didn't 1115 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:32.280 turn around for a while, and I was like, and 1116 00:53:32.320 --> 00:53:35.639 no one said anything. And she was ninety five. She 1117 00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:38.880 was sitting next to me and she was nervous, and 1118 00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:41.920 I was like, ninety five, what are you nervous for? Yeah, 1119 00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:43.840 and you can get it into her second yeah. But 1120 00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:45.679 she looked at me and she goes, this is scary, 1121 00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:48.679 and I was like, for me, I still have like 1122 00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:52.840 thirty good years for you. You got two. Wouldn't you 1123 00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:54.880 rather go out in a plane crash at ninety five? 1124 00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:57.000 It would be awesome. Yeah. 1125 00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:59.480 It reminds me of the story of Stacy's grandmother. Was 1126 00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:02.559 Stacy who works here. I hate that I bring this 1127 00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:04.960 up all the time and it makes me giggle. She 1128 00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:06.480 called me up one time she goes, hey, I can't 1129 00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:08.519 come to work today, and I said why. She goes, 1130 00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:10.000 my grandmother died and no one. Oh my god, I'm 1131 00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:12.440 so sorry. She goes, no, I know, it's just I 1132 00:54:12.440 --> 00:54:14.320 said how old was she? She goes, it doesn't matter, 1133 00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:16.280 and I said, no, I'm just curious. She goes she 1134 00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:18.880 was ninety five, and I was like, well, you have 1135 00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:20.519 it at that point stage. I guess she got a 1136 00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:23.800 She goes, she caught on fire. She caught on fire, 1137 00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:26.400 she burned to death in a building. Yeah, her house 1138 00:54:26.440 --> 00:54:28.400 caught on fire. And I was like, oh wow, I 1139 00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:31.159 guess she didn't see that coming at ninety five. No 1140 00:54:31.840 --> 00:54:32.840 no in Stacy's and. 1141 00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:34.840 Never bring it makes you laugh so hard. It still 1142 00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:35.639 makes me giggle. 1143 00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:39.679 It's still And I brought it up to someone at 1144 00:54:39.719 --> 00:54:42.400 a party and he goes, I can beat that. He goes, 1145 00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:45.719 my mom was ninety seven, or my grandmother was ninety seven. 1146 00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:47.800 And I was like really, And I was like, how 1147 00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:49.079 does she die? And he goes, she got hit by 1148 00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:52.519 a bus. Holy shit. And he goes and I went, 1149 00:54:52.559 --> 00:54:54.960 wait did she could? And he goes, Everyone asks if 1150 00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:57.400 she could hear it? It

was an electric bus. It backed 1151 00:54:57.440 --> 00:55:02.199 over her. Fuck dude, I uh, how would you prefer 1152 00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:05.760 to go? Say, I've always said this, rescuing someone? 1153 00:55:06.239 --> 00:55:08.599 No? No, I mean like between getting hit by a bus. 1154 00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:11.239 Let's say it's sixty five miles an hour, so you 1155 00:55:11.320 --> 00:55:14.440 kind of just splatter on the road, but it's real quick. 1156 00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:17.840 Plane crash if you're picking the two, or how about 1157 00:55:17.880 --> 00:55:22.000 house fire? No no, no, no, hit by a bus, 1158 00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.079 hit by a bus. Yeah, I would never want to 1159 00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:28.880 burn alive. Yeahs, bus is quick, real quick. You're drowning, 1160 00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:34.960 drowning or catching on fire. Ooh that's a good one. Yeah, 1161 00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:40.719 well I've got you know, I've almost drowned before and 1162 00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:43.519 it's so trite. Yeah, it's so terrifying. 1163 00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:46.480 I mean, I don't think anyone I think burning alive 1164 00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:48.440 has got to be just so horrific. 1165 00:55:49.039 --> 00:55:50.840 I bet at a certain point you lean into it, 1166 00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:53.599 to the burning. Yeah, and you just like kind of 1167 00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:55.480 go towards the fire and you're like, let's wrap this up. 1168 00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:02.760 Never really thought about that. Maybe maybe I think I'm 1169 00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:04.679 gonna take fire, take fire. 1170 00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:07.000 Yeah, Okay, if you're gonna be killed by an animal, 1171 00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:10.360 would you rather be on your territory or their territory? 1172 00:56:10.920 --> 00:56:16.079 Meaning like attacked by a shark in water where you're 1173 00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:17.719 not familiar, or attacked by a lion. 1174 00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:24.239 We're on ground, you're familiar. Fuck, that's a good one. 1175 00:56:24.280 --> 00:56:26.079 I just saw footage of a guy that got attacked 1176 00:56:26.079 --> 00:56:32.400 by a puma. It's a real gnarly. Oh my fucking numskull. 1177 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:35.119 Assistant was like, I was asking him today, what what 1178 00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:37.599 percentage of animals do you think you could kill by hand? 1179 00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:40.800 And he goes sixty and I was like, wait what 1180 00:56:41.559 --> 00:56:42.920 and he was like, well, you figure I can get 1181 00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:44.000 all the way up to dog and cat. 1182 00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:45.480 And I was like, you think you could kill a cat? 1183 00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:48.119 He was like yeah. I was like, I couldn't get 1184 00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:51.360 a cat out of a tree. Do you think he's 1185 00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:55.519 once he gets his hands on it, he could kill it? 1186 00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:58.519 He goes, do

they know I'm killing it? And I went, well, 1187 00:56:58.519 --> 00:56:59.960 they're gonna know once you start to trying. 1188 00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:04.119 Yeah, you think they're gonna be like this is the 1189 00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:10.800 weirdest message that is so dude, the shark death or 1190 00:57:11.639 --> 00:57:15.760 the lion death, shark death, hand on, let's walk you 1191 00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:18.159 through it. Okay, Well, let you know this. The lion 1192 00:57:18.320 --> 00:57:20.800 the lion death's gonna be quicker. You're gonna die quicker. 1193 00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:24.599 The shark death is gonna happen. And then he's gonna 1194 00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:26.639 let you sit there as he does a lap and 1195 00:57:26.679 --> 00:57:27.480 then comes back. 1196 00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:30.719 That's what I'm saying. The shark's gonna bite you and 1197 00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:33.199 then like yeah, then start swimming around you and you're 1198 00:57:33.199 --> 00:57:35.920 gonna be like scared. You're gonna know what's happening. You're 1199 00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:38.960 gonna be screaming in the water, your chunk of your 1200 00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:41.440 leg is missing. You're bleeding profusely, and then you're like, 1201 00:57:41.480 --> 00:57:44.199 I'm about to die and I'm looking at the shark 1202 00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:45.800 the lion. You're gonna be scared if you know what 1203 00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:47.559 it's coming. But it's gonna bite your neck and just 1204 00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:50.239 try to crush it right away. So it's gonna it's 1205 00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:53.000 gonna go for your neck and just crush your neck. 1206 00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:59.360 That's another thing is itching and red and your nose 1207 00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:00.360 is gonna get yested. 1208 00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:03.519 Oh and I'm an asthma attack and I'm biting my neck. 1209 00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:06.599 But the crazy thing is your spinal snap so fast 1210 00:58:06.880 --> 00:58:08.360 that you won't really feel that much. 1211 00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:12.280 What animal would you rather attack you? A bear or 1212 00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:12.800 a lion? 1213 00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:13.760 Oh? 1214 00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:18.480 I think I think the lion still because it goes 1215 00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:19.039 for your neck. 1216 00:58:19.360 --> 00:58:24.760 Okay, then what would you rather? A lion? Or ten dogs? Oh? 1217 00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:32.599 Fuck, these are vicious killing dogs. Yeah, yeah, I think 1218 00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:34.960 you're gonna suffer more in that one. It's gonna be 1219 00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:35.920 so fucking brutal. 1220 00:58:35.960 --> 00:58:36.320 Dude. 1221 00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:40.880 All right, now you're ready, Yeah, Okay, you get attacked 1222 00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:43.880 by ten dogs, but the owner of those dogs is there? 1223 00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:46.760 Would you rather the owner be a woman, a black dude, 1224

00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:53.639 or a guy a latina who doesn't speak English. 1225 00:58:54.119 --> 00:58:57.559 Um, how do you want to go out? No? 1226 00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:01.199 Okay, hold on, so okay, I think if it's the woman, 1227 00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:04.320 she's gonna be going they're friendly. I'm so sorry. I'm 1228 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:06.840 so sorry. Hang on, guys, stop it, stop it. If 1229 00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:09.599 it's a black guy, he's probably like, he's probably like 1230 00:59:09.800 --> 00:59:12.320 get some, get some. 1231 00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:14.199 And then if it's a Mexican out you don't know 1232 00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:15.639 what he's saying. I do. 1233 00:59:20.280 --> 00:59:22.320 Yeah, I think you know, we've taken so much from 1234 00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:28.320 black culture. I'll take the black guy. Yeah, a little payback. Okay, yeah, 1235 00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:29.320 how about monkeys? 1236 00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:30.559 Though? What about chimps? 1237 00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:34.400 Right, they bite your fingers off, They bite your fingers off, 1238 00:59:34.760 --> 00:59:37.159 they take your jaw, they take a look, they do this, 1239 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:40.360 and they pull your jaw out of your face. And 1240 00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:42.480 they always rip your testies off because they know you're 1241 00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:44.440 a male and they know you'll reproduce with that, so 1242 00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:48.119 they rip your testicles off, and then they peel skin 1243 00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:50.639 off your back like there's strips of bacon with their hands, 1244 00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:50.880 you know. 1245 00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:55.840 So then what's the question is chimper gorilla? Yeah? Well 1246 00:59:56.039 --> 00:59:59.280 gorilla might just just pounce you right, just and then 1247 00:59:59.440 --> 01:00:00.360 throttle you down. 1248 01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:02.679 So it's gonna it's gonna play with you. It's gonna 1249 01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:05.599 think you're a toy for a while, but you'll probably 1250 01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:06.840 be unconscious pretty quick. 1251 01:00:08.159 --> 01:00:10.159 See, I think that I think you suffer more at 1252 01:00:10.199 --> 01:00:14.039 the hands of the chimps, you know, I think you 1253 01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:14.679 suffer more. 1254 01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:18.119 Would you rather be killed by ten women or ten men? 1255 01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:25.880 That's a real crazy pivotal ten animals. 1256 01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:29.760 Ten women is gonna take like forty five fifty minutes. 1257 01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:33.719 Are these badass women though, it's just regular women, regular women, 1258 01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:38.360 regular women, regular men, And pull them off a fucking frontier. 1259 01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:40.760 Flight and they just start what pummeling you. 1260 01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:44.880 And and they're like, guys, we've got a hundred million dollars. 1261 01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:46.920 You got to kill this guy. You got one day 1262 01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:49.280 to do it, and they made it. And they just 1263 01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:53.400 start fucking beating you until you die. So it may 1264 01:00:53.440 --> 01:00:55.519 take like a day, but you're gonna be fighting the 1265 01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:57.920 whim See the guys, you just know you're gonna get over, 1266 01:00:58.039 --> 01:01:01.119 but you're gonna get tired. Ten hit a lot of women, 1267 01:01:01.159 --> 01:01:06.119 though ten regular dudes. You're probably stronger than the regular dude. 1268 01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:08.559 Okay, but still, like ten of them is a lot. 1269 01:01:08.760 --> 01:01:11.880 Ten's a lot, so I could see how like, but like, 1270 01:01:11.960 --> 01:01:14.599 as let's say three women three of the ten are 1271 01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:16.639 in front of you're gonna start punching women in the face, 1272 01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:19.079 right in the throat and they're breaking some ribs. 1273 01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:22.920 I mean, let's say you knock out three or four 1274 01:01:22.960 --> 01:01:23.280 of them. 1275 01:01:23.519 --> 01:01:25.880 How fun would the first fucking minute and a half 1276 01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:28.760 be of hitting that woman? Just beating the fuck out 1277 01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:31.519 of the first three when they come your way and 1278 01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:33.239 just being like to no one's gonna say. 1279 01:01:33.079 --> 01:01:36.599 Anything, wow, and they're like, there's one hundred million dollars 1280 01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:39.280 bounty on your head, dude, And then yeah, and then 1281 01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:41.440 I mean the thing is, but are. 1282 01:01:41.360 --> 01:01:44.719 These like gross fucking Philly chicks who like you know 1283 01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:48.239 what I mean, like who really know how to scrap? 1284 01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:49.960 Or are these like Midwest moms? 1285 01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:53.159 No, let's make it. Let's make it a bunch of 1286 01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:57.760 fucking Philly bitches. Yeah, thirteen that are like yeah, they're 1287 01:01:57.760 --> 01:01:59.039 like wiping their nose and shift. 1288 01:01:59.079 --> 01:01:59.639 They're like, this is. 1289 01:01:59.559 --> 01:02:04.320 Gonna get book and good g l e s Eagles, 1290 01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:05.679 go birds, Let's get Tommy. 1291 01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:07.559 Yeah, that's gonna be rough, dude. 1292 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:09.559 I mean, you're gonna you're you are gonna have a 1293 01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:13.320 little bit of fun cracking a few jaws but I 1294 01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:13.719 don't know. 1295 01:02:13.840 --> 01:02:15.239 Ten of them is a lot, dude. 1296 01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:17.320 Tens a lot. I'd rather be beaten. I'd rather be 1297 01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:25.159 killed ten men easily, just for the story, you know, yeah, pride, 1298 01:02:26.199 -->

01:02:30.000 What language would you like to die to the least like? 1299 01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:33.360 Because you figure we've fought in worse. People have died 1300 01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:38.719 to Iraqi whatever that is, Arabic people have died. 1301 01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:40.559 To German. 1302 01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:46.480 People because it sounds scary, Sanders raising her hand, people 1303 01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:50.760 have died the Vietnamese. Vietnamese sounds like it's like a 1304 01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:57.280 little like loop, right, I don't but it's more like round. 1305 01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:01.639 It's more round. It's like as a pose to Japanese, 1306 01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:02.199 which is. 1307 01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:16.320 Oil, and then and then Vietnamese is like, what do 1308 01:03:16.360 --> 01:03:16.559 you think? 1309 01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:17.159 Would you would you? 1310 01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:19.840 Would you like it or dislike it to be suffering 1311 01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:21.239 at the hands of an Asian war. 1312 01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:26.480 Because you know they're cold, right, So okay, hold on, 1313 01:03:26.519 --> 01:03:29.079 So you got to think of the moment, right, the 1314 01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:32.639 moment you don't want is when they say something and 1315 01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:34.079 then they laugh to themselves. 1316 01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.000 So what language would you like? 1317 01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:50.679 Hunt uhat and glat globe and. 1318 01:03:48.599 --> 01:03:49.000 Mm hmm. 1319 01:03:49.840 --> 01:03:54.679 You gotta think Bobby Lee killing you Santie like Irish accent. 1320 01:03:54.960 --> 01:03:56.960 You think you're getting out of this one, boy, but 1321 01:03:57.000 --> 01:03:58.840 you understand that, Yeah, I know you're not. 1322 01:03:58.920 --> 01:04:01.199 Yeah, you understand that. But they're talking in Gaelic, were 1323 01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:04.199 like clocking Jim about all right. 1324 01:04:05.360 --> 01:04:07.519 That would be more frustrating because it's close. You'd be like, 1325 01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:08.760 could you just say yes. 1326 01:04:09.239 --> 01:04:11.280 You're right? I'd be like, can you fucking stop? 1327 01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:16.760 And the clicking Clockingingoklah told them to clean. 1328 01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:19.679 I bet the Vietnamese one sucks. 1329 01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:22.519 I bet the Vietnamese woman because it's a little no 1330 01:04:22.559 --> 01:04:26.360 offense Sandro. But it's a little goof here, you know, 1331 01:04:26.519 --> 01:04:28.920 and it's it sounds like there's like a comic relief 1332 01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:30.800 to it, and you always feel like you're getting let go. 1333 01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:34.599 Now we're able to boo and you're like, what real, No, 1334 01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:39.760 no you not you him? Yeah, and they'll break your arms, legs. 1335 01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:42.239 I'm trying to do and I'm trying to do Vietnamese, 1336 01:04:42.559 --> 01:04:44.280 not you him, not you Heim. 1337 01:04:44.599 --> 01:04:45.360 That's it. 1338 01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:49.239 It's like Angela Johnson's nail salon. That boyfriend mm hmm 1339 01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:53.719 would be sexy to die to. You would be sexy 1340 01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:55.920 to die. I would be sexy to die to Spanish 1341 01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:58.800 I wouldn't mid die in the Spanish. I bet a 1342 01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:00.000 certain point, it's just falsely. 1343 01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:01.920 I just but it would suck if it was like 1344 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:04.480 a Chechnian guy just saying, you're like, I don't know 1345 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:10.480 what the fuck's happening. Russian would suck. Suck, yeah, Chinese 1346 01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:11.119 like Mandarin. 1347 01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:17.599 I'd rather die to English and know what we're saying. 1348 01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:19.800 And now, now, what English accent would you like to 1349 01:05:19.840 --> 01:05:22.599 die to? Would you like to die to a British accent? 1350 01:05:22.639 --> 01:05:26.000 Like a Cockney like all rot looks like we're cutting 1351 01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:26.880 his nikas off. 1352 01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:29.159 I think I would rather die if I was going 1353 01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:32.119 to die, make it more refined brit I think that 1354 01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:34.000 would just be more pleasant thing to hear. 1355 01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:36.039 Yeah, it feels cleaner. 1356 01:05:36.440 --> 01:05:41.719 Yeah, yeah, yeah, a refined bit as opposed to American accent. 1357 01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:44.000 Oh oh I might yeah, I don't want to listen 1358 01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:47.480 to that while I'm dying. American would suck. 1359 01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:50.239 What American accent would be the worst to die too? 1360 01:05:52.840 --> 01:05:56.519 Like a southern Southern accent because it doesn't sound smart. 1361 01:05:56.679 --> 01:05:58.559 It doesn't sound smart, and you feel like you're being 1362 01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:00.239 bested by someone dumber you. 1363 01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:03.639 That's exactly right, that's exactly right. Same with that mid 1364 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:06.599 Atlantic accent, which is like that Philly Baltimore accent that 1365 01:06:06.599 --> 01:06:07.199 would suck. 1366 01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:14.719 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pittsburgh accent would suck to die too, 1367 01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:22.400 Yeah for sure, fucking Canadian accent. Okay, no, we're gonna 1368 01:06:22.440 --> 01:06:26.239 kill you a that would suck. Take his tarp off. 1369 01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:31.760 This is gonna be a long day, bottle. Oh, you're 1370 01:06:31.800 --> 01:06:33.320 not gonna like anything we do it to you. 1371 01:06:33.719 --> 01:06:35.280 I think you hit the key thing though. If you 1372 01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:37.400 feel like it's dumber, then it's worse. 1373 01:06:38.400 --> 01:06:41.239

Yeah, no offense to the Vietnamese people, but like, yeah, 1374 01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:43.639 like I said Vietnamese earlier, and I was saying, because 1375 01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:46.960 it's more round and like where Japanese sounds more precise, 1376 01:06:47.519 --> 01:06:49.360 it's more. But you're right, I think the dumber of 1377 01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:54.760 the accent that sounds mildly racist. But the dumber the accent, yeah, 1378 01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:57.559 then the worst it is. Yeah, even for like the 1379 01:06:57.599 --> 01:07:00.840 homegrown stuff. Can I tell you something wildly racist that 1380 01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:01.880 a black eye told me? 1381 01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:02.800 Yeah? 1382 01:07:03.119 --> 01:07:07.840 Okay, So I was touring with this guy and we 1383 01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:10.840 casually saw a picture of a black dude without a mustache. 1384 01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:13.360 And you don't have a mustache right now? Well it's 1385 01:07:13.400 --> 01:07:15.639 growing in, no, no, but you don't have one. You 1386 01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:17.719 have like hair there yea, And I said, you know, 1387 01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:21.559 a long time ago I heard I heard that black 1388 01:07:21.599 --> 01:07:24.320 guys without facial hair are gay. And he goes, my 1389 01:07:24.400 --> 01:07:26.280 dad told me that when I was a kid, and 1390 01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:27.960 I was like for real, and he was like yeah, 1391 01:07:28.039 --> 01:07:31.840 and I was and I started googling it and it's 1392 01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:37.119 kind of accurate, like most almost all straight black dudes 1393 01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:40.840 facial hair. Interesting, and then he said, and this is 1394 01:07:40.960 --> 01:07:44.159 even wilder and once you go on Instagram, you can't 1395 01:07:44.199 --> 01:07:48.840 unsee this. He said that when he was growing up, 1396 01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:54.880 someone told him I'm not incriminating anyone, that light skinned 1397 01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:59.559 black people act up a little more, act blacker than 1398 01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:03.920 dark skin black people, and so he was told he 1399 01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:06.280 was just sharing with this me and the bus and 1400 01:08:06.320 --> 01:08:08.800 now all I and it's like it's like the out 1401 01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:11.800 it's like your phone hears you, Tom, all I get on. 1402 01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:15.039 My thing is light skin black chicks who are like 1403 01:08:15.440 --> 01:08:18.760 who are like talking almost like they're making fun of black. 1404 01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:22.680 People like her. I walked through to ma heard her. 1405 01:08:22.840 --> 01:08:25.000 You know, like it's like crazy, I'm doing a bad 1406 01:08:25.079 --> 01:08:28.159 impression of it, but it's like it's like with a 1407 01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:32.840 toothpick in her mouth, and she's like and clearly and 1408 01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:35.800 he's light skin and he told me that and I 1409 01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:37.560 and it's like, now that he's said that, I can't 1410 01:08:37.600 --> 01:08:38.079 un see it. 1411 01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:42.000 Yeah, I'm going to look for it now. I feel 1412 01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:43.039 like it's all. It's gonna pop. 1413 01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:45.840 It's like when Donnelle told us that black people like pepsi. 1414 01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:46.760 More Yeah, yeah, the reason. 1415 01:08:47.199 --> 01:08:50.560 Yeah, and then Tom, every time I've been in a 1416 01:08:50.640 --> 01:08:53.399 restaurant and they don't have coke, it's a black waiter 1417 01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:56.840 a pepsi every time, every time, And I'm like, do 1418 01:08:56.880 --> 01:08:58.520 you like pepsi? And I go I love it. I 1419 01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:02.520 love that menthols. I love pepsi products. What would what 1420 01:09:02.560 --> 01:09:05.319 would be the what they should do? There should be 1421 01:09:05.359 --> 01:09:09.359 one chain that signs a wild deal with RC. 1422 01:09:09.359 --> 01:09:12.199 Cola and Jess goes, that's all we got all we 1423 01:09:12.279 --> 01:09:13.239 got Sarca Cola. 1424 01:09:13.039 --> 01:09:15.840 And you're like wow, or like what would be the brand? 1425 01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:19.800 Like Fago would be cool? Pull up brands of sodas? 1426 01:09:19.840 --> 01:09:20.920 Would you like? 1427 01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:23.319 Because you got the pepsi products, the coke products, then 1428 01:09:23.359 --> 01:09:26.199 you got Fago, you got RC, you got Fanta Fanca 1429 01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:27.680 is probably in the pepsi. 1430 01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:37.880 Right, Yeah, let's see Hedrick, doctor Pepper. Do you like 1431 01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:40.760 doctor Pepper? I love doctor Pepper Pepper is good. 1432 01:09:40.840 --> 01:09:44.600 I like mister pib more. Really, I like mister Pip 1433 01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:45.439 and I like an w. 1434 01:09:45.880 --> 01:09:47.920 I got into those root beers and cream SODA's the 1435 01:09:47.920 --> 01:09:50.159 sugar free ones. I think that's the best sugar free 1436 01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:53.880 thing out there. Do you notice do you notice that 1437 01:09:54.479 --> 01:09:58.800 if you crack one of those, the carbonation goes so fast, 1438 01:09:59.119 --> 01:10:01.279 like if you don't drink it right away. 1439 01:10:01.439 --> 01:10:05.920 I drink I drink a diet root beer so fast 1440 01:10:06.199 --> 01:10:08.000 that you don't notice it that I don't know. I 1441 01:10:08.079 --> 01:10:11.760 drink it within two SIPs, two SIPs, two SIPs. I 1442 01:10:11.800 --> 01:10:14.039 drink a diet root beer. That's how fast they go down. 1443 01:10:14.479 --> 01:10:17.239 And I'll tell you, mugs, diet root beer is way 1444 01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:18.720 sweeter than anyone out there. 1445 01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:22.600 I do think that this health conscious stuff is a 1446 01:10:22.640 --> 01:10:25.279 pile of shit. That's always a bummer when you

go 1447 01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:28.159 coke and they go we have fucking spin drift and 1448 01:10:28.199 --> 01:10:30.960 you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1449 01:10:31.640 --> 01:10:34.359 Uh, I'll tell you what is really good? Have you 1450 01:10:34.399 --> 01:10:35.399 had ollipop yet? 1451 01:10:36.239 --> 01:10:36.479 No? 1452 01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:38.359 I'm gonna buy a case for your boys when I'm 1453 01:10:38.359 --> 01:10:41.920 in Austin. Really, they're gonna love ollipop. Lollipop tastes like candy, 1454 01:10:42.199 --> 01:10:45.520 but it's like twenty five calories. It's fu Ollipop's legit, 1455 01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:51.399 all right. I think Saint Patti's Day is ours. I 1456 01:10:51.439 --> 01:10:54.199 don't think they celebrate it. They do, they did, but 1457 01:10:54.239 --> 01:10:55.399 they don't celebrate. 1458 01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:57.800 It the way we do. Maybe not, I don't know. 1459 01:10:57.880 --> 01:11:00.000 I think our Saint. I was in Dublin for Saint 1460 01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.159 Patty's Day one year. They have a parade and stuff. 1461 01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:05.399 It's big, but it's almost like it's like light skin 1462 01:11:05.479 --> 01:11:08.119 black chicks. It's exactly like that. We're the light skin 1463 01:11:08.199 --> 01:11:10.199 black checks of Saint Patti's Day. 1464 01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:13.920 Right right, it's a really good point. Yeah, they're like, 1465 01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:15.199 what are you talking about, We're super dark. 1466 01:11:15.199 --> 01:11:17.520 We don't need to do that, right, His his uh, 1467 01:11:18.039 --> 01:11:21.479 his examples, and I gotta have on my podcast so 1468 01:11:21.520 --> 01:11:24.199 that he can defend his examples. But his examples were 1469 01:11:24.199 --> 01:11:26.960 spot on, and I'm not gonna step my toe into it. 1470 01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:29.079 So I think black people already know what I'm saying. 1471 01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:31.560 I think it's common within the culture. They know what 1472 01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:35.359 I'm saying. Yeah, but I'm probably misrepresenting it. But his 1473 01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:37.680 examples were wild. 1474 01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:40.720 Well you got to want to post them. Tell him 1475 01:11:40.760 --> 01:11:42.840 to post those. That'd be fun. 1476 01:11:43.520 --> 01:11:45.199 I gotta I gotta say this. I want to get 1477 01:11:45.279 --> 01:11:47.640 Vince Vaughan on the podcast. I want us to interview 1478 01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:51.279 Vince Vaughn his new movie, Nick and Alice and Nick 1479 01:11:51.439 --> 01:11:51.920 and Mike. 1480 01:11:52.199 --> 01:11:57.520 What's it called? It's so it looks so fucking good? 1481 01:11:57.800 --> 01:11:58.399 Did you see it? 1482 01:11:58.720 --> 01:12:00.399 I haven't seen it. I got it. I saw the 1483 01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:03.199 trailer and I reached out to Hulu. I think it's 1484 01:12:03.239 --> 01:12:06.119 on Hulu, and I wanted to see Have

you seen 1485 01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:09.439 Nick and Nick and Alice? Mike and Nick and Nick 1486 01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:13.119 and Alice. It looks so fucking good. Tom, it looks 1487 01:12:13.159 --> 01:12:16.000 Do you want to watch the trailer? I've seen the trailer. Oh, 1488 01:12:16.039 --> 01:12:19.920 it's dude. I am so excited for this movie. This 1489 01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:24.039 is everything I want, comedy and time travel. Shut the 1490 01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:27.359 fuck up. I'm so pumped for this movie. Great this movie. 1491 01:12:27.439 --> 01:12:31.279 And have you seen the trailer for Peaky Blinders? No, 1492 01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:35.359 the movie, the movie Peaky Blinders is coming out in 1493 01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:38.159 theaters then on Netflix. I'm gonna go in theaters and 1494 01:12:38.159 --> 01:12:40.239 I'll watch it again on a plane. And have you 1495 01:12:40.319 --> 01:12:43.840 seen the Seven Kingdoms of the Night of Seven Kingdoms? 1496 01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:48.159 You have not seen the Night of Seven Kingdoms. I 1497 01:12:48.199 --> 01:12:50.239 have not seen the Night of Seven Kingdoms? 1498 01:12:50.359 --> 01:12:52.199 Is that the name of it, The Night of Seven Kingdoms? 1499 01:12:53.479 --> 01:12:53.920 It is. 1500 01:12:55.800 --> 01:12:59.520 Game of Thrones, but for like twenty million, so you 1501 01:12:59.560 --> 01:13:03.079 know Game of the Night, A Night of Seven Kingdoms 1502 01:13:04.119 --> 01:13:04.640 is HBO. 1503 01:13:05.479 --> 01:13:09.239 It is all max. It is so good. But I 1504 01:13:09.279 --> 01:13:11.840 also didn't watch all of Game of Thrones. Don't need to. 1505 01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:13.439 Well you kind of need to a little bit, a 1506 01:13:13.479 --> 01:13:15.760 little bit you need to, but but not really. 1507 01:13:15.880 --> 01:13:19.079 It's so this is is it excellent? Yeah? And they 1508 01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:20.000 did it low budget. 1509 01:13:20.000 --> 01:13:21.520 You can kind of tell it low budget not to 1510 01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:24.359 be shitty, but like when you you when you watch it, 1511 01:13:24.399 --> 01:13:26.720 you'll see certain shots where you're like where you say 1512 01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:28.720 to yourself, what was the budget for this? And then 1513 01:13:28.760 --> 01:13:31.159 you find out it's six million an episode. They did 1514 01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:34.640 twenty million for five episodes, so like, you know, they 1515 01:13:34.880 --> 01:13:37.319 you know, they kind of part and parceled. 1516 01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:40.640 It a little bit. Yeah, but uh, you're really this question. 1517 01:13:41.840 --> 01:13:44.640 This is really good. Okay, all right, well we got 1518 01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:46.720 to wrap it up. Are we done? Yeah? 1519 01:13:47.239 --> 01:13:50.880 The next episode will be in Austin. Yes, and then 1520 01:13:51.960 --> 01:13:53.600 I will have picked your boys up from school. 1521 01:13:53.880 --> 01:13:54.079 Yeah. 1522 01:13:54.119 --> 01:13:56.600 They're going to love that, dude. So I'll just sleep 1523 01:13:56.640 --> 01:14:00.279 on your couch. Sure, if you want to I guess 1524 01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:03.239 I'll sleep in a hotel. Well, we'll make it work. 1525 01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:04.720 Dude. You gotta do. 1526 01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:07.520 You gotta start posting about what you guys did you 1527 01:14:07.600 --> 01:14:14.840 and Epstein? You gotta tell stories the conquer Look, guys, 1528 01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:17.840 everybody has been talking. I'm finally going to tell you 1529 01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:19.079 here's what Epstein was. 1530 01:14:19.159 --> 01:14:19.279 Like. 1531 01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:22.520 You'll see that I'm in the files. I should do 1532 01:14:22.600 --> 01:14:26.000 I should do in a mission like like like, so. 1533 01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:29.800 It's out now I'm in the Epstein Hey say, did 1534 01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:31.119 you know I was in the Epstein list? 1535 01:14:33.039 --> 01:14:34.840 Wait? Am I not in the Epstein list? You are? 1536 01:14:34.880 --> 01:14:38.680 Did you make this up? Pull it up yourself. See 1537 01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:40.600 if there's a result when you search the Department of 1538 01:14:40.760 --> 01:14:42.880 Justice Epstein files. I'm going to do something. I'll tell 1539 01:14:42.880 --> 01:14:43.560 you what I'm going to do. 1540 01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:46.359 I'm going to do some deep research in my Epstein 1541 01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:50.880 affiliation and if if I need to all come clean. 1542 01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:51.920 Yeah, just tell. 1543 01:14:51.800 --> 01:14:55.560 Your Tell people about your friend. 1544 01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:57.600 Just talk about your friend. 1545 01:14:59.079 --> 01:15:00.720 We call them in a soci yet like people like 1546 01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:03.399 I met him, but you know, I met him and 1547 01:15:03.439 --> 01:15:04.000 we hung out. 1548 01:15:03.920 --> 01:15:08.039 At a few parties. He made me call him sig gap. Yeah, 1549 01:15:08.119 --> 01:15:12.880 and he called you conqueror, Conqueror yeah, Conqueror a lot 1550 01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:14.520 of roller coaster questions. Back then. 1551 01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:20.600 He was really into the Intimidator and top ttle Dragsture. Hey, 1552 01:15:20.680 --> 01:15:22.439 what just what are the lines look like that top 1553 01:15:22.439 --> 01:15:24.439 ttle Dragsture? And I go They're long? And he goes, 1554 01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:25.880 how old are the girls in that line? 1555 01:15:26.039 --> 01:15:26.279 Yeah? 1556 01:15:26.520 --> 01:15:28.960 And I was like what I never understood. I was 1557 01:15:29.000 --> 01:15:32.359 always like, huh huh. He's like those water parks. What 1558 01:15:32.479 --> 01:15:33.479 is the age limit there? 1559 01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:35.359 And you you kept going like, wait, why do you 1560 01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:38.560 want me to bring my kids for everything? Yeah? Wait? 1561 01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:40.520 So wait, Like the average title is just how to 1562 01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:42.199 ride that ride? But like, what age is that that 1563 01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:43.399 goes as high? 1564 01:15:43.399 --> 01:15:48.359 How old is this? Fucking no, Jeff, how old is this? So? Fun? 1565 01:15:48.680 --> 01:15:52.119 All right, it was fun. It's good to see you, buddy. 1566 01:15:52.319 --> 01:15:54.159 I love you. I'll see you. I'll see you next 1567 01:15:54.159 --> 01:15:59.920 week in Austin. Thank you guys. Wait, Bert and one 1568 01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:02.880 goes top to squat, the other wears a shirt. Tom 1569 01:16:03.000 --> 01:16:06.079 tells stories in the Bird's thumb Machine. There's not a 1570 01:16:06.199 --> 01:16:08.840 chance in hell to dal keep the cleet. Here's one 1571 01:16:08.840 --> 01:16:11.359 recall to Bear's one Cave