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Das Bruins: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we are back after a little hiatus. You miss us for episode 31 of the Same Seats podcast brought to you by the one, the only Pin Golf. These things are electric, not only on the course. I'm talking the soundstick here. we had it all 4th of July weekend going by the pool, stick it right to the umbrella. Out of the sun, get it on the course, get it by the pool, get it at your barbecues the whole nine. These are great. The boys have been dialing in the caddies. B cam.
Don?: Yeah, I mean pin golf just continues to elevate my game. Jump po I popped it out on my phone as I was walking and the app saved me because it was the first time I played the course and drove me to my career low. 82 and pinned as pinned is is truly pushing me. And a lot of a lot of questions too on it too. I went on a bachelor party as recently and they had the technology on the golf cart. And it's just so outdated. It's always it's like muffly and you don't know where like the pin is. It's just it's just kind of brutal. And you and they like I've said before, they just charge extra, obviously, on the round for using that technology. So I popped out the the caddy, popped it right on the sidebar, and I had I had opponents coming over to take a peek at it too. So Yeah. I d seriously.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Nowhere near as good. opponents. That that should that should be a stroke penalty. It's like asking what
Das Bruins: You gotta start charging for that.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: what club you hitting. What do you got there?
Don?: Seriously, it's like asking a guy in the PGA tour what club he hit on a par three, can't do it. So we're in the same boat. But yeah, shout out to Caddy. It's changing my game.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah. Finally. Not only is the caddy great, but the pinned soundstick can also act as your car radio if you have a 2002 Lexus.
Don?: Yes, I can.
Das Bruins: And what's that license plate number? What's that license plate number?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Patrice Berger on 37. Massachusetts 1776, 250th year, meant to be.
Don?: We Yeah, I'm gonna post that on our socials. It's it's unbelievable that that's just what they randomly generated for you. That combination of the two letters and the numbers on the the blue the blue license plate's a good look. Pretty pressed.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: They're pretty sweet. Not only that was it like randomly generated when I went there to pick it up. That was I think the fifth time I went to the RMV to get my plate. Reje over over four. And on the fifth time I got it. It's a it's that it would be a forty five minute podcast of just talking RMV issues.
Don?: Why why why did they They don't work. They don't work. No one works less. No
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: It's ridiculous.
Das Bruins: Snails.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I'm trying to do it the the the rules of just the state are ridiculous. I'm trying to do the right thing. I'm paying all the taxes.
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I'm paying the registration. I'm trying to give the state money. Messed up on the form once, signed in the wrong spot, and I it's a whole rigmarole. And and here I am just trying to do the right thing for the state. You know? Thousands of other and I understand why people drive around unregistered, no insurance, no inspection. I I get I get why people do it.
Don?: What? yeah, that's that's the problem though, Mike. no. I'm going to England in on August first. And I went trying to be a good citizen, gave myself ample time to get the passport ready, went two months ago, and I went into the building next to the T D garden and I walk in. I'm like, hey, how's it going? Like, we'd love to get my passport. And they're like, When are you traveling? I was like ninety days. This is only for people that travel in the next 14 days. What? They they have priority over Someone that's prepared. I got I got I printed out all the documents, filled out the application, got got my original birth certificate, my original social security number, and no fly zone. Can't do it. So I had to go down to the financial district, U UP USPS, and they they took out the the the photo. I look like I was on the nineteen eighty Russian team. I my hair is flat and split in the middle, and I look horrible. It's just like it's brutal. Like I was not prepared for
Das Bruins: Take the photo, the whole nine. You're gonna be going through customs, they're gonna be like be like, who is this?
Don?: I it looks like it's like my last name is Caprisov. It's bizarre. I'll have I'll send you a
Das Bruins: That's crazy.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Wait, were you getting it renewed? Or?
Das Bruins: You
Don?: No, side story. someone did break into my car and stole my expired passport and you have to go through the the process of logging a police report and that has to be documented and then solved and go forth. So not good. Yeah. Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Pain.
Das Bruins: What a nightmare. Usually it's the other way around. People traveling 14 days. Usually, yeah, you're not gonna get this for like 130 days.
Don?: That's what
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Right.
Don?: I thought. It's bizarre.
Das Bruins: Like I was under the impression you're gonna say, We need more time.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Where did you go, B Cam?
Don?: If you're looking at the T D garden directly across from Causeway, there's like this I don't even know what kind of building whatever the building's called. Yeah, I think it's yeah. Yeah, probably that. But you go through like the security, like the metal detectors and all of that and jumped in there and the guy was like the guy w agreed with me at the front. He like, Yeah, he's like I don't know. Yeah, me either. Yeah, like you're not crazy. Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Is it a government building? Fet federal building? And that does make you feel a little bit better when like they're taking your side. my god, it's a st it's a stupid
Das Bruins: No, we're yeah, what
am I gonna do?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: rule, but sorry, bud.
Don?: Yeah, and then and then they the other thing too is they take your birth certificate and they they're like, Yeah, we'll we'll mail that separately from your your passport. So obviously my passport came in and I'm like, boy, that's the original, that's the OG, like Winchester Hospital and it came, thankfully. But my dad would have like passed out if he knew that. I I lost that.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Something seems off there, B cam. I think there's an easier way to do it online.
Don?: Yeah, no it's
Das Bruins: I feel like I feel like you went through like the fake ID ordering process where you're just like waiting for them to come in from China at some point and they're like, We'll send it back to you.
Don?: I but I think it's if you get to go.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah.
Don?: In like a in like something funky, like it's like in a water bottle case and it's like at the bottom. Yeah. But
Das Bruins: In a phone case. There's like t there's like ten fake IDs in a phone case. We're all from like Darien, Connecticut.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Statue of limitation story. We used to order fake IDs in high school. And they I remember one time we got scammed and like we were all out like 800 bucks or something total. They think there was eight of us. And then this we had to like wire money through Western Union. Yeah. Crazy. Like what like what what what are we doing? I wonder how like what the fake ID.
Das Bruins: Western Union.
Don?: Will Gotta do what you gotta do.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: situation is like nowadays for kids. I did see a girl get her her fake ID taken in front of me at Beachcomber two weeks ago. It's pretty sick. It was actually hilarious. So I wonder how kids are getting these days.
Don?: I had I
Das Bruins: Yeah, it's it it's funny until you're in the position at Capone's in Fort Lauderdale and you're just begging, begging the guy to give you your fake ID back so you can go to the backyard and then you're out eighty bucks on top of the evening. Gave him a quick eighty and grabbed my fake ID and walked down the street and wiggled my way into the backyard. Yeah. Yeah. Huh huh?
Don?: you give you give him a quick eighty? did to let you keep it?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Statute of limitations too. Just throw that in there.
Don?: yeah. No, no, he let you keep
Das Bruins: Yeah, he gave it back, but you said you had to buy your way back.
Don?: Eighty bucks? God give me a break.
Das Bruins: I w I would have done anything. Spring break was not over for me.
Don?: I know, you killed you're in you're in fight or flight mode there.
Das Bruins: That's it. But anyways, how is how is everyone's fourth? Speaking of the fourth.
Don?: Good. Good. We went over to Nantucket.
Das Bruins: What weather for it, huh?
Don?: my god, I got thought I did well on the sunscreen. Got a couple of sp couple of spots, but I I would consider that a win all in all. did kind of a whole lot of nothing though. Just went to the beach, had a couple of dinners, came back.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Nothing else to do but just get aquatic when it's hot like that.
Don?: Yeah, it was good. A lot of grippers. Grippas are unbelievable. yeah, just a good time. Relax.
Das Bruins: Well, Mike was on su I'll speak on behalf of Mike. Mike was on supervised with Trey Aiello. They they ended up coming down to Rhode Island for for for the Friday and the dogs. So we had a full house. couple of mutts in the pool, a couple of like two-legged mutts in the pool. We're just logging some serious time. I think Gunner, Mike's dog, parents' dog, Gunner. That was it was a Super Bowl. Never seen anything like it.
Don?: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: And the dogs.
Don?: Just
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: The dude was in the pool for like eight hours. Hot spot on his leg and everything. Didn't matter. He he was he was fighting through it.
Das Bruins: He's gonna have fifteen hotspots.
Don?: Gold retrievers and water are are insane. Yeah.
Das Bruins: Yeah. Lock of the century. Goose was
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: He was just like sitting in the water.
Das Bruins: just All over it, little little woofle ball, some some cigars to cap it off. I mean yeah. Well BKM, when was the last time you had a catch with a baseball?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Little bullpen.
Don?: not not I I I wish it was sooner, to be honest. Love grabbing a catch.
Das Bruins: Yeah, grab a catch like four beers deep and start throwing the next day at your wing. Hurts like you're like like you pitched a complete game. Throwing like ninety eight the entire time.
Don?: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I was going full full stretch.
Das Bruins: You just you just don't have it. Like go to throw goose the ball the next day and it's hanging.
Don?: Wow.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Brody Bamilla, I got a to UCL now. Gonna get Tommy John.
Das Bruins: I think we all gonna have to go in for little repairs.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: You guys know that guy, Brody Bamilla?
Das Bruins: No.
Don?: I don't think I do.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: The like s the seven foot tall kid who pitches for Rainham High School, he throws like ninety eight on the gun.
Don?: yes.
Das Bruins: Bridgewater Rangham?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, he's a phenom. Well, he he p he pitches for Pope Francis, but he's from Rainham.
Don?: no. Wait, it's not the kid from Bishop Fien, is it?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, Bishop what did I say? Bishop what did I say? It is no, it's Bishop Fienn. The team with the Shamrock as their logo. Is that Fienn?
Das Bruins: The lefty?
Don?: Pope Francis.
Das Bruins: Yeah, fear.
Don?: Yeah. So Turner Turner Turner went out to go see him pitch. He was playing it, I think the I think they were in the championship game. And he went out there, I think, with with Rich Hill. And for whatever reason the kid only pitched like 30 pitches. So Turner turned it Turner dro Turner drove out all the way out
there. He's like, I don't want to watch Bishop Fiend play. I wonder the watch is good pitch. He's gonna go like first down.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Fourn UCL. Ha ha ha.
Das Bruins: Isn't it committed to like Texas or something? Like big time.
Don?: I think it is. I think it is just
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I don't I don't know if he's committed anywhere 'cause I think he's supposed to get drafted.
Don?: true.
Das Bruins: What do you mean? You can still commit? You can play college baseball as a draft pick.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I don't think you can.
Das Bruins: You can because a couple of kids I went to high school with were drafted and they played, but you just don't opt in to go pro.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Are the yeah, that's what it is.
Don?: I I have a hilarious story from Nantucket. So we were we went out to dinner and we went over the Cisco was having a USA watch party for the game at it o'clock. I think I think I forget who they were playing in that game. but we were like sounds unreal. Like they they usually close I think at like the mid afternoon or something. So I was like, maybe we can slide right in there. Hannah's aunt and uncle and cousins were already there. So like we had a table. We showed up and there was a line.
Das Bruins: That must have been awesome.
Don?: And the line wasn't moving. I was like, you know what? Let's just go back to the house and watch it there. As we're leaving, an Uber pops open. Veritec, cut off, short sleeve, button down, American, all American, and he gets in the back of the line.
Das Bruins: Unbelievable.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: WHAT?
Don?: I have a video on my phone, I'll sh I'll send it to you guys. And I'm sitting there and I'm an R Uber pulls up and picks us up. And that was like, I don't know, ten minutes later. He's still in the line. He's the captain of the Red Sox win World Series champions. He's an auto right in the door.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Come on.
Das Bruins: Is this is he man of the people? Official man of the people.
Don?: I know he well, he didn't say anything, but like I think like anyone with a brain knew it was Veritek. But I was like, how is this guy like I saw these other hooligans in front of us that knew I don't know Cisco bartender and they were getting brought in like they were someone someone important and we got the Red Sox captain behind me. I'm like, what is going on right now? I was I was stunned.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I I'm stunned listening to that. I'm completely stunned. I yes, I I'm I am disgusted.
Das Bruins: That's unbelievable.
Don?: It was it was actually disgusting if if I'm being fun, yeah.
Das Bruins: Show some respect.
Don?: Yeah. I was pretty I was pretty bent out of shape about it.
Das Bruins: I mean few clicks for him though, just like being a dude, like a lot a lot more respect.
Don?: I don't know though. I I c I kinda I kind of almost like lost respect for him. Like, dude, get a man. Get up there. Like I don't know. Caught me off guard though.
Das Bruins: You should have just pulled them up in line with you and be like, Hey tech, just come hang out with us you
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Should have invited him to go home.
Don?: I mean, you wanna come watch the game? It's not my house, but you can come watch the game. Just tell me all your stuff. Yeah. We'll we'll we'll we'll throw in the same seats, jump on.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Hanging at the house. Got grippa's at home. He
Das Bruins: We got biz. We'll get on the YouTube. My cousin actually had a shoot over my parents. They had a little cookout and my cousin this isn't this probably isn't good f good for us, but he goes, Yeah, I've been been hammering the YouTube's and I'm like, awesome. He's Yeah, I'm penciling as one of the three YouTube viewers. I'm like, Jesus. Drive YouTube, drive YouTube, subscribe, like, follow, watch it. We got some mugs, but man, you get to see the pin products.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: We have three YouTubers?
Don?: I know.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That's pretty good.
Das Bruins: So jump on.
Don?: Did you did you guys watch the US game last night?
Das Bruins: yeah, I fell asleep, admittedly, halfway through the second half. What a piss poor performance.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Turned it on, saw it was one nothing, kinda said like, what the fuck? Saw them tie it up one one, went downstairs to flip laundry, came up, and it was two to one, and was like, what is going on here?
Don?: That was that I I I cannot believe that this was the golden generation for US soccer and they're on home soil and they put up that be that was that was horrible. That was that like I don't know how anybody can take away that yeah, good run, brought the I don't know, brought the country together, united, whatever. That might have broken up the country. Like we might We there I think we lost all the traction we got over the last three weeks.
Das Bruins: So the bad news is Belgium had like their four best players out. Like not even out. They were just on the bench. Like De Bruyne is nasty, the Doku kids nasty, Lukaku. Like, well, he played, he got hurt early. but like
Don?: Yeah. They were on the bench. Yes, that's embarrassing.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: On nana.
Don?: That was an ACL, by the way. Without a doubt an ACL.
Das Bruins: yeah, which sucks. Like, I mean, Belgium's a wagon. They beat us in a friendly earlier. But it was interesting. Pon Pochettino said something along the lines like, Yeah, Americans like celebrate like losing or like like or like mediocracy in a sense. Everyone's like, look, they made it. Like good job for them. It's like All right, well like we can't really compete on the national stage. And I think and I wanted to get your guys' take on this.
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: 'Cause like across all American sports, right, you kind of get rewarded for being dog shit. You get like the top overall pick, for example, right? Or like you're in the lottery to get like a top pick. In European
sports, soccer, even I think hockey in some leagues, or like they got like the Champions League over there. I'm not like super dialed into that. but like teams get relegated. If you're shit, you get kicked out of the league.
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: Here, I don't know, the Chicago Blackhawks are ass, they still stay in the NHL and they get reward and they get a top five picks so they can rebuild. Or if the Tennessee Titans have one win all year, they get a top pick. Like I know it's not I know American sports isn't built out the way that like European soccer is with like you watch like Wrexham and like all these teams, they go from like the National League or whatever the hell it's called, where like It's essentially glorified beer league on a Thursday night at like Rhode Island Sports Center. But like there's no there's none of that here to like eliminate the complacency of like being in like a top league. So like when he said that, it kinda clicked. Imagine if hockey was like that. Like the Providence Bruins were like their own thing and like like the Chicago Blackhawks get releg relegated 'cause they're ass. Like it's like how Tottenham almost got relegated this year. I know I'm on a tangent, but like
Don?: No.
Das Bruins: It it would be pretty like like it'd be pretty eye opening and I think like it would make it more competitive.
Don?: Yeah. I don't disagree. I think it's like seventeen.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: How many teams are in the Premier League?
Das Bruins: yeah, there's only like seventeen or eighteen teams.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: So right away my mind goes to there's Well, I was gonna say there's probably not enough teams to get relegated, like in the NHL, but I guess if you cut it down to like a a fifteen person league.
Das Bruins: They keep adding teams. Shit.
Don?: But so so I talked to
Das Bruins: And the AHL and the East Coast.
Don?: I talked to Snake all about this because he lives in Liverpool and it's such a different world out there. And also side note, like all I mean, FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the entire world. And then you can't you can't convince me that these other tea like FC Barcelona and all these other major corporations, like they're all corrupt. They're all like they're they're running they're running the show behind the scenes. So like the relegation
Das Bruins: they're all corrupt, but like Yeah. Well, I mean they almost split off into the super league from like the Premier League, La Liga and like Serie A a couple of years ago.
Don?: Yes. And but like the relegation piece, like these teams, like yes, they're gonna make less money if they get relegated, but they don't allow anybody that lives in certain areas within that country to watch the game on their actual T V. They have to do like the the jail break and all of that stuff because wherever the let's say there's a person that lives in like, I don't know, Ipswich, England, which is a place, by the way, look it up. if if they're sub if they're not supporting their local team That lo that local team's just gonna crumble. So that that's why they don't allow people to watch the game that like for like Liverpool or for Tottenham or whatever these other bigger teams are, because th that local team will crumble. So it's all kind of unified in one one weird way.
Das Bruins: But look at like the pride like they have associated with that. Like it's like there's I don't know, there's just something different about it. Like, we love the bees. We're bees bag lookers, but like I don't know, there's just a whole nother level of like right now you look at the odds makers and the bees are like they're gonna be like a a seller team, right? Odds of them winning are brutal, right? So like I don't know, if they get relegate y so like
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Fourth, fourth to worst.
Don?: Yeah. Plus ten thousand thousand.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That that that's what Vegas has them at. As how many teams are there? Thirty two? They've met twenty eighth to win the cup.
Das Bruins: Call it like relegation zone. Yeah. So like call that the relegation zone, like we'd s I don't know. Like I've just been thinking about it a lot lately. And it's just it'd be an interesting twist because like you do get rewarded for just being butt cheeks. And like the Leafs were like semi butt cheeks and they got McKenna. And now like they could sneaky be for realsies.
Don?: Yeah. Yeah. I also don't want to hear anything from Belgium. They're the same size as the state of Ohio. They just live in a different place. Like they chocolate and pancakes and I guess they're good at soccer. Yeah. Okay.
Das Bruins: And delirium bears.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yes, Dave, you love the delirium beers.
Das Bruins: never been drunker in my life. That was a dark, dark evening.
Don?: But I I I I see your point on it, Dave, but I I think it's I think it's a I think it's a weak argument from their side because that's just kind of like how the business works, right? Like
Das Bruins: Well that wasn't even their side. That was the the US coach Mauricio Pachettino saying that Americans like are okay with mediocracy and from a sports standpoint. Which like in US soccer they are because it's like the last time they got out of the group stage at the World Cup and this time, we got to the round of sixteen. It's like, well yeah, but they also got their asses smoked.
Don?: yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I think I think that's a a a bit of a stretch for the American soccer coach who's not even American to to to paint to paint with a quite a broad brush for all American sports. I'm gonna go on to them and say, Fuck you, buddy.
Das Bruins: American, who's Argent Argentinian, yeah.
Don?: Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Das Bruins: I don't know, it's got me thinking. Something to talk about. Something
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: But regardless, I do want to mention the all-time hilarious move from President Donald Trump calling the FIFA person J Jeremy or
Jeffrey, whatever his name is. And he went on like an eight minute tangent just about how he knows nothing about soccer, but called the FIFA guy and said this needs to be like turned over. And I don't care which way you lean politically, that is objectively hilarious.
Don?: He he's he's in the midst of a war and he took time out of his day to call the FIFA president to get to get it retracted. It's un
Das Bruins: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: It was I I was laughing my ass off. but yeah, that that's baseball, I guess.
Don?: But the one the one other thing I wanted to say, done with Polisic. I don't want to hear I don't want to hear his name float around ever again that he's what it'd be Captain America. Give me a break. Done. Done with him. and and the guy with the man bun, Ream on the back end.
Das Bruins: Done. He's brutal. No, no, he's he's one of the center backs.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Is that the goalie?
Don?: No, it's the guy he is he who does he play for?
Das Bruins: He he plays in the MLS and like they do like squad values. So I don't know I'm I've been invested in the Premier League lately and just global soccer. And they do like squad values. Everyone on the US was like valued like their like their value, individual players' value was like over a million. This dude came in at like a hundred and fifty K. Like there was you're telling me there's not a kid that plays at like Duke or UNC that could have done a better job than this fella?
Don?: Dude, he's fucking horrible. Dude, he was he got bullied on the header on the second goal. Compl like over his back. Like, dude, box him out. What are you doing? And then he would then it was a loose ball in the first one where three guys were just like, who wants it? Do you want it? You want they're in the box. Head the ball out of there and live to see another day. And then the goalie, the goalie makes quite possibly maybe the worst mistake in FIFA history. And this guy, what's his name? Dream. He's he's the last man and this guy just flicks one at the net. He can't get a he can't get a shin on that ball to redirect it off the off the net. He flies.
Das Bruins: Always traveling at least like at max five miles an hour.
Don?: Dude, I was the dude, he and and then he he he gets on the the interview after and he's like, Yeah, just thinking about my age and thinking about the next World Cup next World Cup? My man, you're not you're not on the roster. I can already tell you. Stop planning, you're not on the roster. You're not playing. We'll give you a jersey, you're not playing. It's horrible. It was it was my god. And he was thinking was he the captain?
Das Bruins: Y you're you're out of a job Monday. he was in the other World Cup, I think. Maybe he was this one too, I'm not sure. It was him and that kid Tyler Adams.
Don?: my my god, that's disgusting. That is disgusting.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Who was the goalie that used to play for Man Manchester United? Yeah. He he was good. I I liked him. He is he too old now? Hmm.
Das Bruins: The American. he played Everett and Tim Howard.
Don?: Yeah. But the backup moment.
Das Bruins: Some crazy nectats. Yeah, he's a fossil.
Don?: The the backup goalie was the one that played, I think, in the most recent World Cup. Matt Turner. And he was on the bench and I thought he this other guy plays for the New York whatever in the MLS.
Das Bruins: Matt Turner. Yeah, he plays for the Revs. Well b both goalies are in the MLS. The kid Matt Turner plays for the revolution.
Don?: Do we not have enough do we not have enough guys from better leagues in the MLS to jump in on our team?
Das Bruins: No, that's the thing. American soccer isn't like European soccer where they have like the academies and they go and they sign at like eleven.
Don?: And draw it.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: If you put LeBron in net, you're like he's gotta be able to do something, right? Better than these goalies.
Don?: Yeah, I I don't disagree. I don't disagree. I my god. I couldn't believe it I was Yeah, anybody.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Or like George Kittle. Like a big tight end who can just catch. Yeah.
Das Bruins: With like g good footwork, good hands, good spatial awareness.
Don?: Disgusting. Disgusting performance. They should all be ashamed.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: K
Das Bruins: Speak
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Cameron, by the way, that video of Veritek is is crazy. And he's like nuts to butts with like everybody else. I could I couldn't find him.
Don?: See, he's like fortieth in line.
Das Bruins: He's like a regular Joe too. It took me a minute to find him. I thought he'd stare out like a sore thumb. I watched it three
Don?: He's a unit. He's
Das Bruins: times.
Don?: a big dude. Big dude. I've seen I actually the last two times I've been in Ducan, I've seen two Boston Sports Heroes, Varitech and and Teddy Bruski. Yeah. Yeah. I j I I actually ran into him and his kids. and and we were going out to Brand Point, like where like the lighthouse is, and we saw the kids driving the F one fifty on the beach, like rods in the back, like ready to go catch something big. Just getting after it.
Das Bruins: I looked at it. Bruce Gied loves the island, loves to fish.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Honor El.
Das Bruins: Good. Greasy. Speak speaking of getting after it, first show since free agency, the trades went down, the draft even. would we say around the horn, did Don get after it? Yes or no?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: In a bad way.
Das Bruins: Like did he make something happen good? Like did he get after it?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Now.
Don?: Yeah, I mean I was I was I was excited about the Peterka trade. I think I think that was I think that I think that got me a little fired up, but I I was hoping that was like step one of like maybe like three or four steps.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Me too. I like the Preturka trade. How fired up did Connor Clifton get you?
Don?: Pretty jacked up about that, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah.
Panthers
2048 1st rounder: I actually like Clifton too.
Das Bruins: I love how we had the interview in his old bees warm up tea, like his workout tee.
Don?: But like, did you see what Peak signed for? One by one. So I don't know, like, do you I'd rather maybe peak for a lot like a million and a half less on a one year deal. Like it's kind of a
Das Bruins: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah.
Das Bruins: Well, Bruins fans have been calling for Peek's Head for the last like year. It's like I don't know what they've been watching. This guy would eat shots. He'd look like Bobby Orr on like a blue moon, but hey, like we were just gave us something to talk about. Like he was solid.
Don?: They don't know how to do I know. Well w what are we doing what are we doing? What are we doing on the D cor now? We have ten defense
Das Bruins: We're gonna get there already. We're there. We're there. I mean
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Mm-hmm.
Don?: Well, I mean
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Well, this is part of the off season lack lack of moving. Let let's start let we'll do
Das Bruins: Well, the there has to be a big move. There has to be a big move.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Well, let's do the decor here and something that was floated around. it looked like when the bees were in the in the race for Darnell Nurse that Nikita Zodorov was offered as a piece, but he exercises no move clause. I don't believe that.
Das Bruins: I saw Lindholm also it it w Lindholm's name was thrown in there too and he also declined it. So I think there's a lot of BS floating around.
Don?: No, I Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, I I I definitely don't think Zodorov was a piece of that. Lindholm I'd be okay with, I guess, but not Zodorov. it was Hampus?
Don?: No. Not buying. Campus or Okay. Yeah.
Das Bruins: Hamp S E S. Yeah.
Don?: I I read and I mean, who knows at this point, but I read it might have been Yoki Haryu.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: N no team is trading for Yoki, are you? W we would have to package some picks.
Das Bruins: Nope, hey, but hear me out. Hear I'd I would rather hold on to that contract than take Darnell Nurse's nine million and have him be like essentially like a w Costco Nikita Zodorov on the back end. Really? I hate watching that guy play hockey.
Don?: No, it would have been I couldn't disagree more. my God. my God. I I would my God. I
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Disag disagree. Disagree. If w w w
Don?: would take down the last
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: one for one Yoki Haryu for Darnell nurse, you're not doing that.
Don?: An additional six additional six million dollars is literally I do that every day and twice on Sunday.
Das Bruins: my god, you guys are nuts.
Don?: No, no, no. I I don't wanna see that I don't wanna see I don't wanna see J O K I on a jersey next year. I I no, no.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Fasc free f put the peyote down, David.
Das Bruins: Dude. You guys are nuts. my god.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That's a crazy statement, Dave.
Don?: Now and like
I think I think Edmonton was willing to eat a little bit of his his contract too.
Das Bruins: Were they? Because San Jose took on the entire fucking thing and gave
Don?: Well, San Jose is dropping their pants for every single move they've made.
Das Bruins: Yeah, but they're watch out. The Sharks. I tweeted it half drunk at the wedding. The Sharks are for real. They had a sick draft. They got some young players locked up. We we look like a geriatric ward compared to San Jose.
Don?: They are. Yeah. I'm a little sceptical. I'm a little skeptical about San Jose and how they're getting all this shit done. There's there's some there's some things that maybe like West Coast has fallen a little bit on its face since LA's won the cup. I don't know. I think I think the fix is in a little bit. Don't give me a they got eighty million. They just like Greer's sitting at the at the d at the draft lottery's like, second overall, like
Das Bruins: To San Jose of all places?
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: We'll have eighty million in cap space.
Don?: Like how did the Vancouver was butt cheeks and they and they got like the fourth overall pick and San Jose just somehow gets this what's his name? Stenberg? Like like Yeah, like give me a break. Like, I don't know. I the San Jose, like I think they're catering a little bit to the the celebrity factor and whatever.
Das Bruins: Yeah. Who's probably gonna be better than Maketta? I don't know though, because if anyone was gonna get catered to, Vancouver's such a massive market, you think that it would go that way.
Don?: They stink. They stink. They're horrible.
Das Bruins: No, I know, but like you would think like they would cater to like the Vancouver's of the world to get them better and like give them the higher picks.
Don?: But Canada has what eight teams in their in all of the provinces, I think. they haven't won a cup in like thirty three years. I don't know if they will. I don't know. Yeah. It's so I don't know.
Das Bruins: And they'll never win one again. No, honestly. I don't know, except the
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: The Leafs will miss the playoffs.
Das Bruins: Canadians. I was looking at Puck Pedia and their depth, like their depth chart and what they have these guys on contracts for. Holy tits.
Don?: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: They just got demd out for a real good contract too.
Das Bruins: Nine
Don?: Okay. God.
Das Bruins: million. They re signed it for nine.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah. That's gonna look insane in like three years.
Don?: Yeah, what? Yeah, and Jeff Gordon's making these deals again. He's doing it. Just we're we're we're in some trouble. We're we're we're seriously in some trouble. And I also saw that the Canadian Canadians might be interested in Zaka because they need a second line center. If if Don Sweeney makes Zaka the move Zaka to Montreal, it might I might be disavowing the Brilliants. You cannot trade interdivision, especially
Das Bruins: Need him back. He's gotta be on the hot seat, right? Like, if not, like Erie like been on it like Don. Like or are we officially putting his ass on the seat halfway through the season, depending on how it goes?
Don?: I still have to I have to ride.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Think we kind of gotta give this a little bit more context first. The Bees are not going to be competitive for the next four years. Competitive meaning there's no chance they're gonna make the Eastern Conference, maybe win a playoff series, bubble playoff team at best. Four years. Does that sound currently? Yes. The way the Atlantic is built, there's just
Don?: You're saying you're saying a current roster.
Das Bruins: I agree with that statement.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: There's no way. There's absolutely no way.
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: Until Tampa
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: and Florida get too old. They have no picks. Like
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I mean t f the Panthers runway is two years minimum, four years max, I think.
Das Bruins: I would say I'd say the two Florida teams, their runways four years max. Like all maybe even less in Tampa versus Florida. Flor like the Panthers.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: And don't look now at the team we were also just talking about, Montreal.
Don?: I don't.
Das Bruins: I mean they're already there. Buffalo, like they like they got a haul back for Byrum. Their back end looks good.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Buffalo doesn't I I it it's it's Buffalo though. Buffalo and Toronto I'm not worried about.
Das Bruins: Hello Hellebuck is willing to wave his no move clause to go to Buffalo. Like
Don?: I mean going to Winnip going from Winnipeg to Buffalo is like going to like from like It's it's it's it's an upgrade it's a weird it's a weird I I was gonna say something crazy, but it's it's a weird upgrade for for living wise, if you can believe it. But I need Dawn to get a set of cojones here and do what Danny Pierre's doing with the offer sheets. That I don't think I think I read that they're not actually seeing eighteen million dollars in cap space. It's like
Das Bruins: The Tennessee Titans to the Kansas City Chiefs. Rip an offer sheet. How electric is that?
Don?: Baked into like sign on bonus, right?
Das Bruins: Yeah, so like Leo Carlson's deal with the Flyers would be like his I think his average salary would be like a million bucks and everything else was sign on bonus because they have that type of money to throw around. I mean the Jacobs have is still eighteen million. Yeah.
Don?: Yeah, like we just need we need to do.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: But his cap hit is eighteen per year. Mm-hmm.
Don?: god.
Das Bruins: It's just all how he gets paid. So like they actually broke it down on chiclets pretty good. So like in Anaheim they don't offer a lot of sign on bonuses. So like for guys like if you're looking just to cash in like once a year big and then you have like that steady income of a million dollars hitting your account, like throughout the year, like you're good, but you get
the big chunk up front. I don't know, depending on where you live, taxes or whatever. Obviously play a factor, but
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: Some teams can do that 'cause they have money in the back pocket, but others can't 'cause they have to just spread it out over the year.
Don?: I mean this that
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: And Philly's owned by Comcast now too. So I mean they have they got big boy money.
Das Bruins: Bulku.
Don?: This could work in a weird way. I just like this today, that if I I don't I I can't really imagine that Anaheim's gonna match that 'cause they have to sign Cutter Gautier. He popped in forty this past year. So it's like, I don't know, damn different four. I don't know if they would they're getting four first rounders back in in return if it happens. And I think we're we have to be rooting for it, despite it being an Eastern Conference team, because I think that opens the door for Owen Tippett.
Das Bruins: Sorry. They have to match it.
Don?: to be sent off. I do. Yeah. Because if if we could grab Kippet for the right price, I think it's that I think that's a no brainer. And then you try and I don't know, try and get a couple other guys that can score goals and fill out those first two lines a little bit better than we had last year. Like then we then we're having a little bit more of a discussion. Like, are they gonna win the cup? No. But
Das Bruins: It's good spin zone because they're gonna have to loosen up some cap.
Don?: We're we're still gonna have fun with the season and just see where it goes. Right. So that's that's kind of where my head's at with everything.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Mm-hmm.
Das Bruins: I think like
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I agree. I think we're gonna we wanna have fun watching the team. You want them to be entertaining through the regular season. We had the season two years ago. Yes, that that's that's that is very fun. But when you start looking at guys like Zaka, what do you do with him? Like, yes, he he is he is the number one center on the team right now. But with the young guys having the the log jam.
Don?: Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah.
Das Bruins: The Paterka edition does that for us, for sure.
Don?: I don't.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: From Providence coming up, Hagen's, Patras RFA, Ivan Ivan, who who's the guy that they signed? Like it and and Tiona Piasca. Like it's all these like
Das Bruins: Sick move.
Don?: don't fucking say his name. I don't want to hear it again. No, no.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I think you have to get rid of Sokka because you gotta think long long term here. You gotta think long play.
Das Bruins: Well but so everyone's like they gotta get Zaka resigned, they gotta get Zaka resigned. What's the rush? Like like like what is the rush, right? Like see how the first half of the year goes. If the bees are in a good spot and they need to make a move, cool. If it if the ship is sinking, send them off at the deadline. The market is reset now for what like a center looks like. Ship them off, or if he's producing and we can get him at a good value. What's the difference if we re-up them now or re-up them after the trade deadline or toward the tail end of next year? You know what I mean? Like maybe the guy wants security. I don't know. Like you don't know what's going on in a dude's head, but like everyone's like the Brun's gotta either lock them up or ship them out. It's like, why can't we just play it out?
Don?: I know. But I I and I agree with you. I I don't think there's any rush with it at all. especially with where the market's at right now and like people are gonna be foaming at the mouth for second line center come the deadline if things like you said hit shit hits the fan. But a couple of moves that I did think that Dawn did well on was Corpusalo, Sayanara, have a good one. yeah, see you later. Enjoy. Now in
Das Bruins: Great move. And we didn't retain a thing. Like excell excellent all around.
Don?: In enjoy New York, whoever that got that prospect we got. Unbelievable. Thanks for coming out. yeah. So like that's that's a great trade. the Lysel one was kind of like I mean, we all kind of thought of it at at the end. Yeah, just I mean, he'll probably get a sniff in Colorado. They seem to just like I mean, they had Bull Byron at one point, if you can believe it. so I don't know. They'll make they'll make him probably a top three
Das Bruins: Have fun improv. Go to Federal L.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Three years too late.
Don?: Top probably top nine guy at some point, just and probably throw it right in our face and he'll probably pop in like forty or fifty points next year, which will hurt. but yeah, but I think I think we're I think he's gotta make another move. Has to.
Das Bruins: True, he'll have twenty goals. I mean, there's too many D, right? Like I Lorai, Makavoy, Linholm, Borgan, Zodorov, Yokey Yoki. I don't know. So someone tweeted was like, Would you rather have Nemek or Mitchikov? And they each had like twenty points and like they have a similar contract. And some idiot Oilers fan like him overtop, I'd rather have Jake Wallman, he had like twenty points and he's making seven million a year. It's like I'd rather have Lorai than any of those idiots who had like twenty four points last year and he's making three million.
Don?: What was Low Russ still here? No, I I don't want either of them.
Das Bruins: Like they're all they're doing all like the market of what these guys are getting paid is insane.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Ha ha.
Don?: They're all the same player. No, we're not we don't want the same player back. We're and I think Low Right Okay.
Das Bruins: Well no, but but it was just like a hypothetical, like either or on your team, like same cap or whatever, and like people just kept coming over the top.
Don?: Well, I mean the the the memic one is interesting though. Seven and a half for a guy that's done theoretically nothing. I don't care how old he is, he's done nothing.
Panthers 2048
1st rounder: I think that's a projection of they're they're hoping that it looks really good in probably two years. Right? Saving on the back end. I did like Nemic's game. I I kinda wanted the bees to go after
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: I think it will. Same here. I've said this before. He looked really good at the Olympics. Like really good at and 'cause he had the show, like he was behind Dougie Hamilton in that role in New Jersey, right? So like I know like he could be behind White Cloud and Calgary, but We'll have to see. I mean, the bees just have an overload of defensemen, kind of c cookie cutter.
Don?: Why did we reset
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Well, the good news is We did trade for Will Borgan.
Don?: I actually like that. I liked that trail. He's kinda just solid.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I I don't know anything about him. That was the first
Das Bruins: Olympian.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: time I'd heard his name. For who?
Das Bruins: the US when the pros didn't go like during COVID or something like that, I think. Like pretty positive. He's like one of the only college kids to go. I go to like St. Cloud or something. his game's good though.
Don?: I don't love hearing that. He kinda reminds me of what's his name? Lin Lindgren? Who we moved?
Das Bruins: Yeah, someone compared him to Brandon Carlo, like a tougher Brandon Carlo. Which I saw online. I mean, I feel like we gave up a a lot for him.
Don?: We're just we're just we're just re we're just recycling players.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, he he kinda had a I know, that that's a thing. Like it it's it's exhausting to just watch the signings and the trades.
Don?: It's so frustrating. It's like you get excited about it and then you look a little bit deeper into it, you're like, we just got another Brendan Carlo. Like we've done this song and dance before. Like we gotta like I think we just need fresh new blood in in in front in the front office. We need
Das Bruins: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I know. So right now, game one, what do you guys think the decor looks like? Game one. So McAlvoy is out for the first six games, don't forget.
Das Bruins: There has to be a change of pace.
Don?: yeah. That's awesome too. Right off the bat.
Das Bruins: Game one, I got her no pairings, just like the six who'll be going. Warai, Lynn Holmes, Zodoroff, Cliffy Hockey, Borgan. And gnocchi.
Don?: No, no, no.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That's a sh that is that's a that makes me want to throw up.
Das Bruins: Yeah, that's it. That that's gonna be it. That's literally the back end.
Don?: no, no, no, no. I I know it's I I know it's I know it's your list. Remove Yogi from there. He's not in the top six. Yes, y of course yeah. Why w why are we not having
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That makes me want to puke.
Das Bruins: Or I put aspero in there then you have playing the offside with Lorai.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Okay, put put aspro in there. It it still makes me want to throw up.
Don?: Yeah, it's horrible. It's fucking horrible.
Das Bruins: Like they have to do something. Like they have to move pieces. And honestly, like the time the time is to either like completely tank, like or get off of pieces like Laterno, Zellers, Simpson, and those guys. It's a shitter get off the pot. Because when Don was like, we can compete with the teams in Atlantic, can't. Sorry. Can't do it.
Don?: I know. I know. I heard
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: He was legit on crack when he was saying that.
Don?: I heard Dean Pot was a star at development camp.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I mean, did you see him? He he's enormous. He's absolutely enormous.
Don?: He gained like thirty pounds.
Das Bruins: House.
Don?: Yeah. I'm kind of rethinking getting off of him. I th I think I think you gotta hang on to him and just see what he can. Yeah. I mean, we might have a we might another Blake Wheeler on our hands.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I think you hang on to him. But seriously? But again, you like look at the the center log jam. You got Zaka, you got Franzi Minton, you have Kraut
Don?: I know.
Das Bruins: But you could also put Laterno on the wing, a big heavy winger, like dude, get off a geeky.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: But you need centers.
Don?: I know we we we we just we're like allergic nurse.
Das Bruins: Minton hat Minton Jimmy Haggins and
Don?: yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Don't don't for Patra's a RFA this year. Like the dude he has to play in the NHL this year.
Don?: Yeah. Is it is it crazy to say that I'm not the that disgusted by our forwards? Like I'm I I think they can do something. They they do need one other piece. But I
Das Bruins: I see Elias Lindholm and I just think like poop in pants. Like that doesn't get me excited.
Don?: See.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, he just kinda r he he ruins the whole dynamic almost. Doesn't he?
Don?: I know, like even those just names you just modeled off are like are are great. I just I think they have something there on the forwards. I really do.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: There's something. There's something. But they need to get rid of Elias Linholm and Sean Coralli. I've I've seen enough of Sean Coralie.
Don?: But we need Yes. Yeah. Yes. I have also seen enough. And the blast. Blast. Blast. I don't give a fuck who it is, but I I don't I No, no, no. He's he's from the end of the I I just I mightn't agree more. Get gotta get rid of them. Put middle keep let Middlestad lock down the third line. Like let him run with that. Get another piece, whether it's line A, whether it's
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Twenty nineteen was very fun, but yeah, put him in there.
Das Bruins: Give me Ivan Ivan in that spot. And just cut loose.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Put Antonelli Biasca in there. I don't care.
Don?: tip it or someone that can score goals and then you gotta make a bigger trade on the back end to even out that those D pairs. Because when Makovoy is back, then we have Makavoy Zadorov, Hampus Lindholm, and I mean, I don't
know, like Aspiro.
Das Bruins: Hampus hasn't been the same since like his knees exploded into like a hundred pieces.
Don?: I don't think he's been s the same since Shevetsikov nailed him from behind the mask. One of the one one of the biggest hits I've ever seen. Like you could feel through the T V. It was like
Das Bruins: His ghost his ghost is still in in Raleigh.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: First round of the playoffs. Dude.
Das Bruins: He ended up on the couch next
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: my God.
Das Bruins: to me after that hit. It was crazy.
Don?: my god. my god, you could see it. It was like a guy crossing a train track. Like, no, no, don't go, no. Pick your head up.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: I remember that hit so vividly.
Das Bruins: I something has to happen. Like there's been more rumblings about offer sheets and everything. I think like I know we were all like, Robertson, Robertson. I think that's toast. Like they got Peterka in here now. So like we can kind of get that one off. Like, what other centers are out there that are like RFA or whatever? I mean, Bedard is RFA.
Don?: yeah. I know. And I don't
Das Bruins: There could be an offer sheet that goes his way.
Don?: So I listened to the it's like I think it's called the stretch now, but it's a bunch of the Chicago Barstool guys and that guy Barstool Chief is on there and he was rambling about them yesterday and talking about Bernard and he was saying that all Chicago Blackhaw fans thought that this deal would have been done last year because he was o obviously eligible. And now we're in the midst of the summer and we saw the offer sheet for Leo Carlson and now they're like a little like nervous to like is he gonna is he gonna take less money? Is he gonna ask for twenty million now or whatever it is. Evidently one team has already contacted the Blackhawks for an offer sheet or contacted Bedard for a offer sheet. He just straight up said like no. We don't know we don't know who the team is. So I think that there's still a play there where if Don has the nuts to go and do it, he goes and do it does it. Because there's a there's another name out there too, Fantilly, who is could be offer sheeted as well. And Columbus is kind of in a weird spot right now where they're worrying about Werensky, but they haven't even I haven't even seen a a a a thing about Fantilly's contract and what he's gonna be do. So I mean that's another thing. Like I mean Don Don just never see the the last time I ever saw that, like I would been like holy shit. I didn't wasn't expecting that was the Rick Nash trade and that fell flat on its face. So maybe he like learned his lesson, but I I God it just I just don't see it happening.
Das Bruins: mean I would say that like the Peterka thing was like a splash but they're like he's but like to your point there hasn't been like a Holy tits Don. Like like we need something like that out of him. Need it. Like put your nuts on the table.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Alright.
Don?: No, God no.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: So w what is the number that gets Bedard offersheeted, you think? Is it eighteen million? Or is it nineteen?
Das Bruins: Probably eighteen delete or less.
Don?: Well, I Leo Carlson's better than Bedard. So I I would say s I would say seventeen.
Das Bruins: I agree. I mean the Blackhawks would pay but they just paid Bobiram twelve. They'll they'll pay Bedard twenty.
Don?: But we would have to we we would have I know I was gonna say we're gonna we're gonna have to shell off some guys, right? Like
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: The Bees have four and a half million in cap space this year. Yeah, I I I just don't think it's possible. Swayman's eight and a quarter, gone.
Das Bruins: I mean, that's easy enough. Yokiharyu's three like Lorai's three, like that's six. Get off mil middle stat that's five. Like there's ways you can move money around and get off of guys for draft picks.
Don?: Yeah, but th that that means that a deal has to happen before and off so like w we're we're still we're st we're still two steps away from something.
Das Bruins: we're we're toast. We're watching vanilla hockey for the next three years. Four years.
Don?: Yeah. Yeah. Ticket price would still be two seventy five to sit in the lower bowl. Yeah. Yeah.
Das Bruins: Beers will still be fifteen bucks a rip. But yeah, I don't know.
Don?: Yeah. Jersey hanging though. and his license plate.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: And his license plate.
Das Bruins: And his license plate. Hey Burgie.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: We should go we we should make every effort to go to the Jersey retirement game.
Das Bruins: Burg C can we wear the license plates around our neck as if they're chains?
Don?: We we have to get you we have to get you in contact with someone on Roseron's team to get them notified like, hey, this is up for auction. Not auction. It's up for brand.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That would be hilarious. With Patrice.
Das Bruins: We will no. We will we will give this to you. Just come on the pod for five minutes.
Don?: No no, more than five minutes. It's a license point. Twenty.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: What if I want it Yeah, true. You think you'd pay me for it?
Das Bruins: just get him on the pod. S some of his time.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Dude, come on. You you you could spare like 10 G's for me. I'm trying to put a new roof on the house. Like, come on. Like, come on.
Don?: Good point. It's a good point.
Das Bruins: Say I'll give you the plate, you come on the pod for an hour and pay for the roof.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: The registration fee was like a hundred and fifty bucks, so like come on.
Das Bruins: And the time you spent f the f the five trips prior.
Don?: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That one's just
Das Bruins: Folsom, get on this if you're listening. Connect us to the right people.
Don?: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah. Johnny, connect me with Patrice or his agent. I will work a deal. I'll be Donnie
Deals. I'll trade the Panthers twenty forty eight first round pick for the license plate.
Don?: I did. I no, it's just like I don't know. I'm I'm kind of at a loss right now. I mean I I follow all I follow all these like rumor report accounts and like nothing really is coming up about the Bruins. I don't know if they just don't don't talk much with the media or whatever. I don't know. But it's just so frustrating to seeing these other teams that are just taking a little bit of risk. and don't even have the same
Das Bruins: B Kimmy got another housekeeping for the boys.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Fucking hey. It's bleak. The future looks bleak.
Don?: star caliber players at the Bruin that the like the Bruins do and they're just going for it. Like, I mean, fucking Philadelphia has a couple of like guys that are like good players, but they're not pasta, McAvoy, or Swayman. And like, I don't know. It's just it's so goddamn frustrating. And and I feel like we're I feel like we're we're in this like loop we're in this like loop right now where they just they let us chase the cheese a little bit and like Nothing ever comes of it. Like we're not gonna get there. We're not gonna get there. And I'm I'm I'm in a pretty, pretty depressing mood about the Bruins right now. I'm not I'm not gonna lie.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, it's bleak. I was distraught when Brady Kachuk went to the Panthers, honestly. I I th I threw in the towel. I released the address to the address of Dave's address. just th there's no hope. And I do want to be hopeful because I s I still am a fan. I still enjoy watching hockey. It's it makes the winters go by. Playoff hockey's fun.
Don?: No.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Last year when we were in the chase, it was very fun. But I'm not stupid. I th th this is I know it's hopeless.
Don?: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know. We realistically need Minton, who's the need of Hagens, and maybe one other guy. All all three of those guys to step up into that like fifty to seventy point range for us next year to like be somewhat competitive. And that's a lot to ask. It's a lot to ask. I mean yeah. Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Contra.
Das Bruins: That's a lot task for a lot task.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: That's a ton to ask. Some would say too much.
Das Bruins: I would say too much. I would honestly say too much. 'Cause then you put these pressure on these guys, they crumble or they can't handle it. NHL's not a a developmental league, but goddamn, what are they gonna throw out? Don't lomachis, lamachellus, Mike, watch Malice.
Don?: Yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Lochmelis, the the Latvian lizard. He's a good player. I would like to watch him.
Das Bruins: No I
Don?: Yeah. And I I I'm like nervous now that he's like a carbon copy of PJ Axelson now. Like I I'm just I have I have some really dark thoughts right now. We're we're just like we're being duped by every guy that we get that is just like a carbon copy of someone we've already seen on the Bruins that has not let us anywhere and I'm gonna bounce.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: No, no, he's good.
Das Bruins: Hey, we love Cliffey, but we brought him back of of Connor Clifton, except a little older.
Don?: I we Yeah. I mean
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: He's a carbon copy of Connor Clifton.
Don?: Peak and Clifton are the same player.
Das Bruins: Little older. Yeah, they can't get out of their own way.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Al also, Bowie Farrington attacking my character for what he thought he heard on the same seats podcast, despicable.
Don?: Yeah. Bowie Farrington is he's he's also tripping my vocabulary too. I he doesn't No he just 'cause he went to Phillips Inland means nothing to me. I don't care.
Das Bruins: We'll have to get on.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, he you know, there's something wrong with that guy.
Das Bruins: We all have the same degree from the same school.
Don?: Yeah. Mine might have been a communications major, but that doesn't mean anything.
Das Bruins: You got the paper, got the paper.
Don?: Yeah.
Das Bruins: Alright boys, as always, thanks everyone for tuning in. Check out Pin Golf. Also check out Chip Seeds, they're buzzin', they're doing a lot of great things.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah. s some some news. They got a little article written about them in the Harvard Gazette. Hartford Gazette. Not Harvard. Not Harvard. pretty cool article. And the draft is next is this weekend. So we'll we'll keep our fingers crossed to see if our our close personal friends at at Chipseeds get the call. And if if they do, maybe we'll have to have on. Yeah.
Don?: Yeah, yeah. Oliver? hell yeah.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: We'll see. S a as he said to me over lunch last weekend, somebody has to get drafted in the twentieth round. I said, You're right. They gotta fill up the spot somehow.
Don?: Point. A good point.
Das Bruins: Why not me?
Don?: That's really good point. yeah. That's awesome.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Yeah, so we'll see. We'll see. We'll keep tabs on it.
Das Bruins: Love it. Shout out Ollie. Good luck. Go dogs. Go chips. Go pinned. Go bees.
Panthers 2048 1st rounder: Good luck. Go dogs. Go bees, baby. Peace.
Don?: See you boys.
Das Bruins: See you boys.