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00:04:50.660 of casting with whatever random celebrities it pulls up and 82 00:04:50.699 --> 00:04:52.439 then talk it out from there. 83 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:56.230 So Where would we like to begin? Do you have 84 00:04:56.290 --> 00:04:58.589 a film title you'd like to start with? 85 00:04:58.629 --> 00:05:00.970 I think as host, you have to kick it off 86 00:05:01.129 --> 00:05:04.430 with yours. All right. With something. 87 00:05:04.589 --> 00:05:06.420 Wait, I just want to pitch an idea real quick 88 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:07.339 because it just occurred to me. 89 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:08.300 So you're going to do it. 90 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:10.259 No, I just want to get this joke in because 91 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:14.160 it's good. I want to make a reboot of Das Boot, 92 00:05:14.279 --> 00:05:18.410 but call it Das Reboot. And done. 93 00:05:19.990 --> 00:05:21.009 You guys hear the crickets? 94 00:05:22.029 --> 00:05:22.850 That was good. 95 00:05:22.870 --> 00:05:25.509 Crickets. I liked it. 96 00:05:25.529 --> 00:05:26.529 Yeah, Das Reboot. 97 00:05:27.370 --> 00:05:31.990 I liked the film. Does it warrant a reboot? 98 00:05:32.170 --> 00:05:33.100 I don't know. 99 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:37.379 Probably not, but do you think? 100 00:05:37.740 --> 00:05:40.300 It could be a Pixar thing about like a submarine sandwich. 101 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:43.500 Das Reboot the sequel. Well, now what if it was 102 00:05:43.579 --> 00:05:47.379 like a submarine- Okay, we're going to go like Pixar. 103 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:50.180 It's going to be animated. It's about a submarine, but 104 00:05:50.220 --> 00:05:53.360 it's all run by an anamorphic boot. 105 00:05:53.540 --> 00:05:54.079 Sandwiches? 106 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:57.709 So there's actually boots running the submarine. 107 00:05:58.430 --> 00:06:00.069 Das Boot. 108 00:06:01.029 --> 00:06:02.930 This is how this is going to go, people. 109 00:06:03.110 --> 00:06:08.680 Or it's a movie about a crew of submariners who 110 00:06:08.709 --> 00:06:09.680 are also cobblers. 111 00:06:10.350 --> 00:06:12.170 Anyway, I totally got us off topic. 112 00:06:12.209 --> 00:06:13.370 That's not bad either. 113 00:06:13.420 --> 00:06:14.939 Like a side business in. 114 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:16.240 The bottom of the stuff. Like a Keebler and all 115 00:06:16.259 --> 00:06:17.000 secretly like. 116 00:06:17.500 --> 00:06:20.259 They're hard at work. Oh, we need to stop making 117 00:06:20.319 --> 00:06:21.819 boots so we can launch a torpedo. 118 00:06:21.860 --> 00:06:24.339 No, quit hammering on that boot because that torpedo is 119 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.939 going to hit us. They know where we are. 120 00:06:26.250 --> 00:06:27.050 Well, we don't have. 121 00:06:27.060 --> 00:06:28.170 Das Destroyer. 122 00:06:28.209 --> 00:06:31.050 We don't have an anvil. So instead of hammering on 123 00:06:31.069 --> 00:06:33.089 the anvil, we're just going to use this missile. Is 124 00:06:33.129 --> 00:06:33.730 that cool? 125 00:06:34.069 --> 00:06:34.949 Ding, ding. 126 00:06:35.310 --> 00:06:38.959 I totally agree. Waylaid this whole thing. Go. 127 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:39.600 Sorry. 128 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:40.899 That's how we kicked it off. 129 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:43.730 Das Boot. Das Reboot. Starring Boots. 130 00:06:43.889 --> 00:06:44.029 Yes. 131 00:06:44.990 --> 00:06:45.350 All right. 132 00:06:46.629 --> 00:06:50.569 I've got a lot of, again, most people would consider classics, 133 00:06:50.709 --> 00:06:56.610 so let's go with what, as of recently, got bumped 134 00:06:56.709 --> 00:07:00.069 up to the arguably best picture. I think it was 135 00:07:00.089 --> 00:07:01.730 Sight and Sound put it at the top of the 136 00:07:01.769 --> 00:07:06.180 list a couple of years ago. Too much... response from 137 00:07:06.220 --> 00:07:13.759 the internet. Vertigo. So, if we're going to recast Vertigo... 138 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:18.449 Wait a minute. Before you get into recasting.... 139 00:07:17.670 --> 00:07:18.689 I also. 140 00:07:18.709 --> 00:07:23.319 I have a list of my don'ts and do's and. 141 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:28.180 Rear Window shows up as one of my don'ts. And 142 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:33.459 I was thinking probably any Hitchcock film should not be redone. 143 00:07:33.540 --> 00:07:35.060 And yet they kind of keep doing it. I mean, 144 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:37.589 first of all, we already had Rear Window. First off, 145 00:07:37.649 --> 00:07:41.290 a straight up remake with Christopher Reeve. We've had a 146 00:07:41.870 --> 00:07:47.529 pretty much ripped off, including a lawsuit reboot with Disturbia. 147 00:07:48.490 --> 00:07:50.970 All of which were regrettable, I think. 148 00:07:51.689 --> 00:07:53.310 I still haven't watched the Christopher Reeve one. 149 00:07:53.329 --> 00:07:55.930 I want to just because of what it is. I 150 00:07:56.069 --> 00:07:57.490 kind of want to see what he was doing at 151 00:07:57.689 --> 00:07:59.170 that point in his life. 152 00:07:59.709 --> 00:08:02.389 It's like It's a Wonderful Life, right? That's also on 153 00:08:02.449 --> 00:08:02.850 my list. 154 00:08:02.870 --> 00:08:03.589 Don't worry, we'll get to it. 155 00:08:03.670 --> 00:08:07.329 I'm not even a huge fan of that film. 156 00:08:07.410 --> 00:08:07.730 Which one? 157 00:08:08.350 --> 00:08:09.060 It's a Wonderful Life. 158 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:10.360 That's blasphemy right there. 159 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:12.240 I don't think it needs to be remade. 160 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:12.800 It's great. 161 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:15.120 As it is, it's perfect. And I don't even love 162 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:17.959 it like You all do, for some bizarre reason. 163 00:08:18.139 --> 00:08:19.579 Just wait until we recast. 164 00:08:19.620 --> 00:08:20.800 Jimmy Stewart fan girls. 165 00:08:20.819 --> 00:08:25.699 So Vertigo, you think can be redone or can't be redone? 166 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:28.120 Once

again, I mean, it's already kind of been ripped 167 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:31.040 off so many times, so there is a way to 168 00:08:31.199 --> 00:08:36.419 do it, not necessarily. This was one I've just rewatched 169 00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:38.179 in the last year, brought up on the show, but 170 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:42.330 have you ever seen Body Double? Because Body Double. 171 00:08:42.370 --> 00:08:43.769 Brian Bogdanovich? 172 00:08:43.889 --> 00:08:44.889 Isn't that an old. 173 00:08:45.549 --> 00:08:49.909 It's De Palma. Brian De Palma. It's De Palma back 174 00:08:50.370 --> 00:08:52.769 in the middle there when he kind of had a 175 00:08:53.049 --> 00:08:56.000 budget and was sort of just starting to get to 176 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:59.080 that level. He got out of his little super indie projects. 177 00:08:59.120 --> 00:09:04.460 He's starting to pull people in. Early, early Melanie Griffith. Basically, 178 00:09:04.620 --> 00:09:08.860 it's taking two different Hitchcock movies and jamming them together. 179 00:09:08.919 --> 00:09:12.639 Very blatantly. I don't think he was hiding it. It 180 00:09:12.679 --> 00:09:16.730 is his homage to hitchcock so he takes rear window 181 00:09:17.169 --> 00:09:21.070 and vertigo and kind of forces them into one plot 182 00:09:22.289 --> 00:09:25.539 and it's not bad like it it works in its 183 00:09:25.600 --> 00:09:28.340 own weird way if you have to acknowledge that he's 184 00:09:28.379 --> 00:09:33.159 very heavily lifting from another artist but like in general 185 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:36.039 it's like you can do it it's a functional plot 186 00:09:36.080 --> 00:09:39.250 so it's like you can see other movies already kind 187 00:09:39.269 --> 00:09:42.070 of stealing from this anyway so Do. 188 00:09:42.029 --> 00:09:43.289 I think it can be done? 189 00:09:43.370 --> 00:09:44.669 Yeah, I'm sure it can. 190 00:09:44.690 --> 00:09:44.789 No. 191 00:09:44.850 --> 00:09:46.980 You don't think Gone Girl? 192 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:51.340 That's, again, I think there's elements of that. 193 00:09:51.740 --> 00:09:54.730 It's got its own weird twists along the way, but 194 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:57.009 there's definitely a little bit of that thrown in there. 195 00:09:57.029 --> 00:09:59.830 So if you were going to make the worst version 196 00:09:59.850 --> 00:10:00.620 of vertigo. 197 00:10:01.419 --> 00:10:04.779 Um, let's, let's see what the, uh, the old computer 198 00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:06.019 says for casting. 199 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:09.080 We'll do, I think it brings up both genders. So 200 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:11.070 let's do male and female lead on this. 201 00:10:11.870 --> 00:10:18.730 All right. So I can see this. It says Bradley Cooper. 202 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:23.429 See him being male lead in just about any hollywood 203 00:10:23.470 --> 00:10:25.409 movie at this point so again some of these i'm 204 00:10:25.429 --> 00:10:28.149 gonna go with not necessarily like what i

want but 205 00:10:28.169 --> 00:10:30.870 i'm just like would i see hollywood throwing projects at 206 00:10:30.909 --> 00:10:34.379 these people and then it's got a couple of here 207 00:10:34.399 --> 00:10:39.759 um actually i can see natalie portman. 208 00:10:40.990 --> 00:10:44.269 I don't know that it would work, but I can 209 00:10:44.309 --> 00:10:48.259 kind of see her being the weird distant girl that 210 00:10:48.299 --> 00:10:50.590 he's following around all the time. 211 00:10:50.610 --> 00:10:55.179 A faithful remake of Vertigo. I could support that cast, actually. 212 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:56.299 That's not terrible. 213 00:10:56.340 --> 00:10:58.299 The computer's not that wrong this time. 214 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:00.139 Try it again. Tempt Fate, I'm curious. 215 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:03.570 Well, we have other alternate options. It also brought up, okay, 216 00:11:03.590 --> 00:11:05.549 if you want to go the wrong way, it brought 217 00:11:05.590 --> 00:11:07.590 up Brendan Fraser. Yes. 218 00:11:08.049 --> 00:11:09.730 If we want to do the wrong way, and let's 219 00:11:09.750 --> 00:11:10.129 bring up. 220 00:11:10.070 --> 00:11:10.769 A wrong, and. 221 00:11:12.330 --> 00:11:16.940 Taylor Swift. So this is going to be great, this. 222 00:11:16.820 --> 00:11:19.759 New recast version. Brendan Fraser could be good. 223 00:11:19.779 --> 00:11:20.820 No, no. He's never good. 224 00:11:21.710 --> 00:11:24.129 I don't hate the guy, but I just don't really 225 00:11:24.190 --> 00:11:24.830 like him in stuff. 226 00:11:24.889 --> 00:11:26.710 He would be believable as. 227 00:11:26.850 --> 00:11:33.710 A, you know, in a Jimmy Stewart type of character, 228 00:11:33.730 --> 00:11:34.190 you know? 229 00:11:34.289 --> 00:11:38.570 Like, you know, he's just so sweet, even though he's 230 00:11:38.610 --> 00:11:39.389 not intended to be. 231 00:11:39.409 --> 00:11:41.370 No, that's like a Chris Pratt kind of thing. 232 00:11:41.470 --> 00:11:42.580 No, it's not. 233 00:11:42.620 --> 00:11:43.169 Yeah, it is. 234 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:45.409 Chris Pratt is like the new everyman. 235 00:11:45.980 --> 00:11:48.039 Well, yes. I mean, he kind of is, but. 236 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.399 I don't know. Is he playing it more of Parks 237 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:55.139 and Rec Christmas? 238 00:11:55.419 --> 00:11:57.190 Like Mouse Rat is how I always think of him. 239 00:11:57.210 --> 00:11:59.250 He's just kind of dim-witted the whole time. Mouse Rat. 240 00:11:59.429 --> 00:12:01.470 That's why I can't figure out what's going on with 241 00:12:01.490 --> 00:12:03.830 this girl. He's just not very smart. 242 00:12:03.850 --> 00:12:04.909 Maybe. 243 00:12:05.110 --> 00:12:08.629 I can't see him as anything else in anything I've 244 00:12:08.649 --> 00:12:11.029 seen him in. Even when I was watching Guardians of 245 00:12:11.049 --> 00:12:13.070 the Galaxy, I was seeing him falling. 246 00:12:12.809 --> 00:12:13.289 In a hole. 247 00:12:13.309 --> 00:12:15.470 I was like, where's Janet Snakehole? 248 00:12:15.950 --> 00:12:19.799 I finally have. I think he's enough of a different 249 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:23.340 character in Guardians that I buy him as that guy. 250 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:24.000 Yeah. 251 00:12:24.340 --> 00:12:26.450 It did take a while, though. I saw him a 252 00:12:26.500 --> 00:12:27.259 few other times. 253 00:12:27.350 --> 00:12:28.750 Oh, my God. It took a little while. 254 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:31.950 That whole Jurassic Park business? 255 00:12:32.029 --> 00:12:32.610 It's okay. 256 00:12:32.750 --> 00:12:36.250 That's not his fault, really. There's other issues there. 257 00:12:36.450 --> 00:12:38.870 I like him. He is the new everyman. He's the 258 00:12:38.909 --> 00:12:39.809 new Tom Hanks. 259 00:12:40.330 --> 00:12:41.610 I'm not saying I dislike him. 260 00:12:43.009 --> 00:12:45.190 He's good. He's a good actor on top of it all. 261 00:12:45.450 --> 00:12:46.309 I think he's okay. 262 00:12:46.590 --> 00:12:48.470 I don't want to totally veer off, but there's one 263 00:12:48.509 --> 00:12:51.879 I was going to get to anyway. Because this is 264 00:12:52.179 --> 00:12:56.620 throwing back to last week, we kept talking about Indiana Jones, 265 00:12:56.659 --> 00:12:59.659 Indiana Jones. That's the name that they throw out there now. 266 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:00.700 And I'm like, I don't. 267 00:13:00.620 --> 00:13:01.559 Hate that, really. 268 00:13:01.580 --> 00:13:03.259 I could live with it. Chris Pratt is Indiana Jones. 269 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:04.539 He's pretty damn likable. 270 00:13:04.659 --> 00:13:06.990 I mean, if anybody's got enough charisma to. 271 00:13:06.970 --> 00:13:08.350 Come near to their size. 272 00:13:08.389 --> 00:13:09.049 And he can. 273 00:13:09.029 --> 00:13:12.649 Pull off the scruff. The scruff. You gotta have the scruff. 274 00:13:12.809 --> 00:13:13.750 But he doesn't have the. 275 00:13:16.629 --> 00:13:20.370 Because he's the everyman, there's nothing dangerous about him. Like, 276 00:13:20.389 --> 00:13:23.330 there's still something kind of shitty and dangerous about Harrison Ford. 277 00:13:23.429 --> 00:13:27.149 He could be. I feel like Guardians, you buy a 278 00:13:27.190 --> 00:13:29.649 little of that. Even Jurassic Park, dude, he doesn't have 279 00:13:29.669 --> 00:13:30.830 anything to do, but like. 280 00:13:30.850 --> 00:13:35.309 No, like Guardians, the character, he was like so guarded. 281 00:13:35.330 --> 00:13:37.250 I hate to use that twice in a sentence, but 282 00:13:37.389 --> 00:13:40.809 it was more like that was his emotional whatever. Harrison 283 00:13:40.850 --> 00:13:43.830 Ford as Indiana Jones is just like a swaggering dickhead. 284 00:13:44.610 --> 00:13:46.000 You know? I mean. 285 00:13:46.019 --> 00:13:49.259 A lovable swagger he did. Not that I didn't love it. 286 00:13:49.289 --> 00:13:51.509 I mean, that's like, you know, my childhood... But. 287 00:13:51.789

--> 00:13:55.490 He's pretty lovable in his own weird way. Especially like. 288 00:13:56.470 --> 00:13:58.429 I don't know. There's something about that Raiders. 289 00:13:58.610 --> 00:14:02.110 Yeah, I mean, he's great. But he's more dangerous than 290 00:14:02.169 --> 00:14:02.490 a Chris Pratt. 291 00:14:02.509 --> 00:14:04.750 It depends on how the script is written, to be honest. 292 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:09.000 Because I think he can pull off any of the. 293 00:14:11.129 --> 00:14:11.549 Any of the. 294 00:14:11.549 --> 00:14:15.250 Dialogue that Harrison Ford did for any of the previous movies, 295 00:14:15.370 --> 00:14:17.389 he could certainly have done and pulled it off. 296 00:14:17.460 --> 00:14:21.419 Which is a rough thing. Because I remember for years, 297 00:14:21.740 --> 00:14:23.600 I kept like, people kept throwing it out and we 298 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:25.600 need to bring in all the, and they kept naming people. 299 00:14:25.620 --> 00:14:27.200 And I'm like, no, no. Yeah. 300 00:14:27.220 --> 00:14:29.059 There were so many that wouldn't work, but he would work. 301 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:31.990 That's one of the first times I was like, you know, 302 00:14:32.009 --> 00:14:35.710 I don't hate it. Like it could go horribly wrong, but. 303 00:14:36.049 --> 00:14:38.250 It's not the worst idea. He could pull it off. 304 00:14:38.330 --> 00:14:38.669 It's true. 305 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:42.299 But from the women's perspective, he's just not as hot 306 00:14:42.450 --> 00:14:45.850 as a young... Well, I mean... 30-something Harrison Ford. 307 00:14:45.950 --> 00:14:49.090 It's hard for anything to get close. Like Empire era 308 00:14:49.149 --> 00:14:51.190 of Harrison Ford? Yeah, I know. 309 00:14:51.210 --> 00:14:52.850 Shit. I know. 310 00:14:52.950 --> 00:14:54.909 I look at him and go, God damn, he's pretty. 311 00:14:55.990 --> 00:14:59.649 So it's really hard for anybody to get close to that. 312 00:15:00.190 --> 00:15:00.629 It's true. 313 00:15:01.169 --> 00:15:01.440 It is. 314 00:15:02.519 --> 00:15:03.840 All right, I've got one. Okay. 315 00:15:05.220 --> 00:15:06.399 I'll ready the back computer. 316 00:15:06.659 --> 00:15:10.940 And I'll throw it up as a... as a remake 317 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:12.259 it or don't remake it. 318 00:15:12.669 --> 00:15:13.029 All right. 319 00:15:13.269 --> 00:15:16.149 We can play that game along the way too. I'm 320 00:15:16.190 --> 00:15:16.509 sure we will. 321 00:15:16.529 --> 00:15:18.110 Yeah, I kind of have one of those too, but 322 00:15:18.210 --> 00:15:19.450 go ahead. 323 00:15:19.470 --> 00:15:19.710 Sorry. 324 00:15:20.590 --> 00:15:22.190 I'll keep interrupting. Office space. 325 00:15:22.929 --> 00:15:23.190 What? 326 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:26.940 See, that's the thing. I was trying, I was like, 327 00:15:27.220 --> 00:15:29.779 I feel like I should throw more modern stuff on there, 328 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:32.460 which not that that's not really old because

it kind 329 00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:34.480 of is for the kids out there. 330 00:15:34.539 --> 00:15:36.789 It is pretty old. Here's the reason why I list it. 331 00:15:37.779 --> 00:15:41.629 I have it in my don't category, but it could 332 00:15:41.769 --> 00:15:45.889 easily be in the do category because there's so many 333 00:15:45.950 --> 00:15:49.289 things about that movie that is very dated because it's 334 00:15:49.350 --> 00:15:54.149 about office technology, right? So, and I think, but the 335 00:15:54.250 --> 00:15:57.460 core story is still true. 336 00:15:57.559 --> 00:15:57.720 Yeah. 337 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:01.419 So you could modernize it and it could still be good. 338 00:16:01.539 --> 00:16:04.580 That red swing line will never go away. 339 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:07.039 That will always be the holy grail of any office, 340 00:16:07.179 --> 00:16:07.419 I mean. 341 00:16:08.600 --> 00:16:09.120 Oh, yeah. 342 00:16:09.179 --> 00:16:12.740 God, that's a hard one to think about recasting, though. Oh, 343 00:16:12.779 --> 00:16:14.460 you got something? You look like you got something. 344 00:16:14.580 --> 00:16:16.559 No, I don't. Let's go to the back computer. 345 00:16:16.600 --> 00:16:20.340 Because all of those, the guys that did that movie 346 00:16:20.440 --> 00:16:21.990 are still alive, I believe. 347 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:26.669 What's sad is, yeah, that's probably, again, if we're putting 348 00:16:26.690 --> 00:16:29.610 it in Hollywood's hands, it's probably going to have Seth 349 00:16:29.649 --> 00:16:30.169 Rogen in it. 350 00:16:30.169 --> 00:16:35.070 Damn it. Wait, and the other guy. Okay, which? What's 351 00:16:35.110 --> 00:16:39.110 his face? The short, Short kid. 352 00:16:39.850 --> 00:16:44.230 Okay, wait. It brought up another one and I was like, 353 00:16:44.309 --> 00:16:46.379 that doesn't fit in. And I'm like, no, no way. 354 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:52.480 The dickhead boss guy that's like, yeah. Okay. Ellen DeGeneres. 355 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:56.500 Now, if we switch the gender. 356 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:57.860 Role and I'm like, you know, I can kind of 357 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:01.960 see her being kind of a jerk. Like, that's entertaining. 358 00:17:01.980 --> 00:17:05.220 But once again, so charming. Which would actually be funnier. 359 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:07.160 That could be great. 360 00:17:07.180 --> 00:17:07.660 That could work. 361 00:17:08.269 --> 00:17:09.009 Interesting. 362 00:17:09.150 --> 00:17:11.589 Maybe this is how all these remakes happen. 363 00:17:11.690 --> 00:17:13.670 If Hollywood would like to go ahead and just bring 364 00:17:13.730 --> 00:17:14.490 us on board. 365 00:17:14.509 --> 00:17:16.809 They just get a random generator and they're like, we're 366 00:17:16.829 --> 00:17:17.309 just gonna make that. 367 00:17:17.329 --> 00:17:18.630 The mayor of Hollywood would just go. 368 00:17:18.509 --> 00:17:21.230 Ahead and fly us out. Well, as we have long suspected, 369

00:17:21.309 --> 00:17:23.430 they get a group of 12-year-olds together. 370 00:17:23.630 --> 00:17:24.190 Which is us. 371 00:17:24.509 --> 00:17:25.289 And they start. 372 00:17:26.309 --> 00:17:30.630 typing things and drawing random crayons and then things. 373 00:17:30.430 --> 00:17:35.470 Happen they go to an olive garden where they can 374 00:17:35.509 --> 00:17:37.529 write on the tablecloth yeah that's not a bad. 375 00:17:37.509 --> 00:17:41.740 Idea you know what we need to do billy is. 376 00:17:41.539 --> 00:17:44.680 Can you write on the tablecloth at olive garden do 377 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:44.980 i have. 378 00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:48.220 That mistaken they do i mean they always write their 379 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:51.700 name hi i'll be your waiter i think one day. 380 00:17:51.700 --> 00:17:53.829 One day we went there like We had a really 381 00:17:53.869 --> 00:17:56.349 bad hankering for a salad, and we ended up there 382 00:17:56.410 --> 00:17:59.259 because we were like, let's get a big salad. 383 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:00.150 I hate that place. 384 00:18:01.099 --> 00:18:05.000 It's like the blue boar of Italian food. It's not Italian. 385 00:18:05.059 --> 00:18:05.359 It's just. 386 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:06.720 Says the Italian at the table. 387 00:18:06.740 --> 00:18:08.819 I hope you're not hoping for advertising dollars from. 388 00:18:09.099 --> 00:18:10.720 You've killed our. 389 00:18:10.900 --> 00:18:11.880 Olive Garden budget. 390 00:18:11.940 --> 00:18:12.480 Olive Garden. 391 00:18:12.839 --> 00:18:13.619 We drink their wine. 392 00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:15.799 Damn it. So anyway, yeah, who else. 393 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.259 So who else do you need to work in the office? 394 00:18:19.549 --> 00:18:20.259 Do you have. 395 00:18:20.089 --> 00:18:22.269 Other entries, or do I keep going? Who would be 396 00:18:22.289 --> 00:18:25.289 the girl? Oh, the love interest? 397 00:18:25.309 --> 00:18:26.549 Yeah, the love interest. 398 00:18:26.690 --> 00:18:28.450 Like the Jennifer Aniston girl? 399 00:18:28.569 --> 00:18:28.950 Yes. 400 00:18:29.230 --> 00:18:33.130 Okay. Who must love Kung Fu because that's still applicable, 401 00:18:33.289 --> 00:18:33.569 I think. 402 00:18:33.710 --> 00:18:35.309 Do you want to search for another girl on the 403 00:18:35.349 --> 00:18:36.069 back computer here? 404 00:18:37.829 --> 00:18:39.650 Well, yeah, but let's think. 405 00:18:40.089 --> 00:18:41.130 All right, not bad. 406 00:18:42.730 --> 00:18:43.390 Anne Hathaway. 407 00:18:44.710 --> 00:18:44.809 Oh. 408 00:18:46.349 --> 00:18:50.609 I can see. Because again, I feel like Jennifer Aniston 409 00:18:50.670 --> 00:18:53.049 wasn't right for that and somehow she made it work. 410 00:18:53.690 --> 00:18:55.390 Because at that point I was like, ah, what is 411 00:18:55.410 --> 00:18:57.890 she doing in this? And then it kind of works okay. 412 00:18:57.910 --> 00:19:02.119 So I'm like... She worked at... What was it? Tchotchkes? 413 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:04.690 That's a great. 414 00:19:04.779 --> 00:19:05.690 That's where we should be. 415 00:19:05.710 --> 00:19:09.279 Deli concept. Tchotchkes. It just has a bunch of tchotchkes 416 00:19:09.339 --> 00:19:09.740 on the wall. 417 00:19:10.220 --> 00:19:13.680 Joni loves tchotchkes. Ah, rest in peace, Erin. 418 00:19:13.859 --> 00:19:14.759 We're sorry. 419 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:19.259 Which, I just found this out, and I'm surprised it 420 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:22.240 took me several days to discover this, but she died 421 00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:22.920 in Cordon. 422 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:23.279 Yeah. 423 00:19:23.670 --> 00:19:26.029 It was on the news. How did you miss it? Well, 424 00:19:26.109 --> 00:19:28.640 I just saw the headline and I thought, oh, yeah. 425 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:32.920 Were you like, Scott County, heroin? 426 00:19:32.940 --> 00:19:33.000 No. 427 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:36.539 Well, I mean, it's not like she hadn't had some 428 00:19:36.559 --> 00:19:37.140 drug issues. 429 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:39.200 So I was kind of like, well, I mean, at 430 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:41.680 least she didn't fall back into that. So I guess 431 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:44.670 that's an upside to it all. Well, anyway. 432 00:19:45.859 --> 00:19:46.240 Tangent. 433 00:19:48.299 --> 00:19:50.339 I mean, if you're going to do Anne Hathaway, then 434 00:19:50.380 --> 00:19:53.859 you might as well throw out Reba McEntire. 435 00:19:53.940 --> 00:19:54.319 What? 436 00:19:54.380 --> 00:19:55.779 How are the two even close? 437 00:19:55.819 --> 00:19:56.599 How does that move? 438 00:19:56.829 --> 00:20:01.089 I don't see how Anne Hathaway is the love interest for. 439 00:20:01.109 --> 00:20:06.970 Reba McEntire. Well, I'm just saying, it doesn't fit for me. 440 00:20:09.500 --> 00:20:11.680 That's the random part of it, truthfully. 441 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:13.359 Well, who would you, I mean, who do you say? 442 00:20:15.319 --> 00:20:21.009 We're looking for like another Jennifer Aniston. Well, essentially. 443 00:20:21.109 --> 00:20:23.250 Oh my God, then I got it. The chick from 444 00:20:23.789 --> 00:20:26.970 that show that I hate that's on all the time. Oh. 445 00:20:27.009 --> 00:20:27.569 The one? 446 00:20:27.750 --> 00:20:28.710 Yes. 447 00:20:29.049 --> 00:20:32.630 Katie Kukula from Big Bang Theory. 448 00:20:32.650 --> 00:20:33.990 How did you know? 449 00:20:34.089 --> 00:20:37.630 Because it's on all the time. Oh, I've bitched about 450 00:20:37.650 --> 00:20:38.319 that show enough over the years. 451 00:20:38.339 --> 00:20:39.039 But she's perfect for that. 452 00:20:39.059 --> 00:20:40.380 That's fine. See, that's the thing. 453 00:20:40.440 --> 00:20:42.859 She's actually the, like, bright spot in that show. 454 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:43.019 She is. 455 00:20:43.019 --> 00:20:44.779 Because, like, there's so much stuff about that show I 456 00:20:44.900 --> 00:20:47.059 don't like, but

I'm like, she is funny. 457 00:20:47.180 --> 00:20:49.640 Yeah, she's good. But, I mean, that's a good, good, 458 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:51.180 it's not that I hate her, it's that I hate 459 00:20:51.200 --> 00:20:51.539 that show. 460 00:20:51.559 --> 00:20:54.049 I mean, truthfully, at that point, they just recast all 461 00:20:54.069 --> 00:20:56.069 of Office Space with the guys from that show. Well, 462 00:20:56.089 --> 00:20:56.769 that would kind of work. 463 00:20:56.789 --> 00:20:57.769 Like, they all could do that. 464 00:20:57.789 --> 00:20:59.789 I mean, it kind of, yeah, as much as I'm 465 00:20:59.950 --> 00:21:02.349 not thrilled with several of them, I'm like, eh, it 466 00:21:02.369 --> 00:21:03.630 would kind of work. That works. 467 00:21:03.970 --> 00:21:07.150 Oh, here's a whole other topic. Doing recasting, but, like, 468 00:21:07.210 --> 00:21:08.369 movies for television shows. 469 00:21:08.410 --> 00:21:08.769 That's great. 470 00:21:09.220 --> 00:21:09.980 Or vice versa. 471 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:11.539 Or television shows. 472 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:14.109 I mean, they both kind of... Movie versions of television shows? 473 00:21:14.119 --> 00:21:16.069 Well, no. I mean, who would you cast in a 474 00:21:16.069 --> 00:21:18.890 television series to a movie? 475 00:21:19.210 --> 00:21:21.589 The fact that they're doing that so often now. They're 476 00:21:21.609 --> 00:21:24.529 taking a movie concept and then shoving it into a 477 00:21:25.069 --> 00:21:26.410 multi-week TV. 478 00:21:26.450 --> 00:21:28.779 But I like that better. It's like things that you 479 00:21:28.799 --> 00:21:30.480 find on the BBC where it's like it has a 480 00:21:30.500 --> 00:21:32.920 beginning and it has an end and it's good and 481 00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:33.339 it ends. 482 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:33.720 Yeah. 483 00:21:34.369 --> 00:21:36.309 It can go the other way and that's what I 484 00:21:36.329 --> 00:21:39.730 keep saying with some of like everything because the series 485 00:21:39.819 --> 00:21:42.619 is now such a cool hip thing it's not cool 486 00:21:42.660 --> 00:21:46.460 it's just better but sometimes they're jamming things into the 487 00:21:46.500 --> 00:21:49.440 series format that don't have that much story because there's 488 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:51.420 two or three I tuned out on now because I'm 489 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:54.059 like you guys are dragging your feet so much well 490 00:21:54.099 --> 00:21:57.359 but that's yeah but and that's what I'm saying like 491 00:21:57.400 --> 00:22:00.140 if you you've got a great two hour movie here 492 00:22:00.299 --> 00:22:04.230 instead you made a twelve hour series that you do 493 00:22:04.289 --> 00:22:06.089 not have enough material to fill all this. 494 00:22:06.130 --> 00:22:08.349 Yeah, I mean, there's... I think it can go wrong. 495 00:22:08.170 --> 00:22:08.609 The other way. 496 00:22:08.619 --> 00:22:14.740 Yeah, like, what's the show that... Damn it. It's relatively new, 497 00:22:15.019 --> 00:22:19.779 and we watched the first season of it, the... You know, 498 00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:20.400 a little grim. 499 00:22:20.440 --> 00:22:20.559 Yeah. 500 00:22:22.619 --> 00:22:24.900 It's like, why the hell did they keep going? 501 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:26.140 Yeah, the first season was. 502 00:22:26.220 --> 00:22:29.019 A great little... Because it was making money? Of course. 503 00:22:29.180 --> 00:22:31.509 And that's the only reason. They got advertising. It didn't 504 00:22:31.549 --> 00:22:34.190 keep going because they still had story. No. It turned 505 00:22:34.230 --> 00:22:36.670 into a soap opera. But that was one of those, like, 506 00:22:36.829 --> 00:22:39.670 it is a good concept. Yeah, I thought it was 507 00:22:39.809 --> 00:22:41.170 really interesting. It had potential. 508 00:22:41.190 --> 00:22:44.519 The first season was really clever and interesting. You were like, 509 00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:46.339 oh my gosh, that's really kind of cool. And then 510 00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:46.779 it was just like. 511 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:50.500 but if something especially genre based because your fan base 512 00:22:50.519 --> 00:22:52.480 is there and they're not going anywhere because I think 513 00:22:52.549 --> 00:22:54.549 that I mean basically they were trying to do like 514 00:22:54.589 --> 00:22:59.490 a network a bigger NBC kind of network version of 515 00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:04.029 what Supernatural was doing basically because Supernatural just hit and 516 00:23:04.079 --> 00:23:08.000 like you could never have imagined that like 28 years 517 00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.839 later that show is still on the air and it feels. 518 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.339 Like it and I'm just like is it still on? 519 00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:14.859 Yeah it's still on right now that's what I'm saying 520 00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:18.220 like and they're still yeah and they've still drug out 521 00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:21.279 new plot lines and the days of our lives of 522 00:23:21.339 --> 00:23:23.509 fantasy i'm not knocking it but i'm just like it's 523 00:23:23.569 --> 00:23:26.329 amazing to think that you could come up with any 524 00:23:26.390 --> 00:23:28.829 kind of plot line that would still be going on 525 00:23:28.910 --> 00:23:32.529 this many years in that like especially in a weird 526 00:23:32.650 --> 00:23:35.069 genre like you have to kind of stick to this 527 00:23:35.289 --> 00:23:38.390 you know genre area that like that's so yeah the 528 00:23:38.430 --> 00:23:40.390 fact that grim ran out as quickly as it did 529 00:23:40.630 --> 00:23:42.910 i guess doesn't surprise me really so i think it's 530 00:23:42.970 --> 00:23:45.589 good like I think that's what's kind of cool about 531 00:23:45.630 --> 00:23:47.950 the new scenario now is like, you can kind of pick, 532 00:23:48.410 --> 00:23:51.349 you can cap it off like old sitcoms. It's like, okay, 533 00:23:51.609 --> 00:23:53.549

we're just going to keep making them forever. So it's 534 00:23:53.569 --> 00:23:57.180 like nine, 10 seasons out. Like you keep feeding it 535 00:23:57.240 --> 00:23:59.980 because it's paying everybody's bills. But like now when you 536 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:01.720 can do like a Netflix series and be like, okay, 537 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.900 we've got 12 episodes to tell this story. We're not 538 00:24:04.940 --> 00:24:08.460 necessarily coming back to do this again. So let's write 539 00:24:08.500 --> 00:24:08.859 a story. 540 00:24:08.900 --> 00:24:09.440 And that's the thing. 541 00:24:09.480 --> 00:24:12.329 If you have a story that works for 12 hours 542 00:24:12.390 --> 00:24:14.529 or however long you're going to make this, like, You 543 00:24:14.549 --> 00:24:15.650 can plan it ahead and you can actually do that. 544 00:24:15.670 --> 00:24:16.190 And I would. 545 00:24:16.049 --> 00:24:20.730 Imagine that it's because that so many people have stated 546 00:24:21.750 --> 00:24:25.130 very plainly, you know, hey, BBC is doing this correctly. 547 00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:28.690 Because people have said for years, oh my God, why 548 00:24:28.730 --> 00:24:30.849 can't a story just end and just move on? There's 549 00:24:30.869 --> 00:24:32.089 plenty of other good stories to be told. 550 00:24:32.210 --> 00:24:34.589 And they've done it successfully. Yeah, and they've even. 551 00:24:34.450 --> 00:24:36.410 Done shorter stuff. Like, I mean, I love May Day 552 00:24:36.450 --> 00:24:38.470 and that was like how many... Yeah, it was like 553 00:24:38.490 --> 00:24:39.190 five episodes. 554 00:24:39.210 --> 00:24:41.779 See, that's the thing. I think we want to find 555 00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:47.119 that golden mean area there. We all get frustrated when 556 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:49.160 it's a BBC show that we like and we're like, 557 00:24:49.740 --> 00:24:51.410 why are there only two series? 558 00:24:51.910 --> 00:24:53.150 Which means we have no episodes. 559 00:24:53.170 --> 00:24:55.730 This sucks. But we look at an American show that 560 00:24:55.789 --> 00:24:57.809 runs for 12 years and we're just like, oh my God, 561 00:24:57.829 --> 00:24:59.809 you guys beat this horse to death. So we kind 562 00:24:59.859 --> 00:25:01.440 of want to find that middle ground where it's like 563 00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:05.140 we don't want it to be over immediately, but we 564 00:25:05.339 --> 00:25:06.250 need to be able to cap it. 565 00:25:06.259 --> 00:25:11.000 This isn't on our topic, but I always felt that 566 00:25:11.980 --> 00:25:16.069 Doctor Strange and Mr. Norrell series that the BBC did. 567 00:25:16.569 --> 00:25:19.670 Was so good, and I was so upset when it 568 00:25:19.789 --> 00:25:21.930 came to a close. But that was such a good feeling, 569 00:25:21.950 --> 00:25:23.220 because you were like, oh! 570 00:25:24.150 --> 00:25:26.759 You're like, oh, it could just keep going because the 571 00:25:26.900 --> 00:25:29.140 acting was so good and the writing was so good. 572 00:25:29.220 --> 00:25:32.140 But anyway, so it's your turn to list it. 573 00:25:32.180 --> 00:25:32.579 Oh, my God. 574 00:25:32.660 --> 00:25:34.920 Okay, so I suffer the same thing as you. I 575 00:25:35.079 --> 00:25:38.119 feel like I should mention something new. How about Spider-Man? 576 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.420 It's a joke because that doesn't happen. 577 00:25:40.619 --> 00:25:41.079 Superman? 578 00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:42.119 How many more of those do we need? 579 00:25:42.380 --> 00:25:42.849 Spiders? 580 00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:45.829 But what I was going to say is my real 581 00:25:46.029 --> 00:25:50.569 one is... Spat-Man. And I can kind of say that 582 00:25:50.589 --> 00:25:53.829 there was sort of a remake of this eventually, but 583 00:25:54.069 --> 00:25:55.690 there needs to be a new one, and it kind 584 00:25:55.710 --> 00:25:58.819 of leads me to that could also be remade. Murder 585 00:25:58.839 --> 00:25:59.220 by Death. 586 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:00.779 All right. 587 00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:04.420 Which is like one of my all-time favorite movies. And 588 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:07.609 then Clue, which is like Murder by Death under the 589 00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.230 guise of a board game. 590 00:26:09.329 --> 00:26:12.799 That's coming... Well, that... Big concept is coming back. You 591 00:26:12.819 --> 00:26:16.079 do know they're doing, this year, they're doing. 592 00:26:15.900 --> 00:26:20.339 A big budget, like, super A-list stars version of Murder 593 00:26:20.359 --> 00:26:21.359 on the Orient Express. 594 00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:24.200 Yeah, yeah. Which sounds, like, the more I hear about it, 595 00:26:24.319 --> 00:26:25.000 sounds cool. 596 00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:25.859 It's kind of a cool idea. 597 00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:29.319 And I think it's, I think it's Kenneth Branagh. So 598 00:26:29.339 --> 00:26:31.759 I'm like, I feel like he's a stylish dude. 599 00:26:31.779 --> 00:26:32.789 Yeah, I mean, but that would be cool. 600 00:26:32.809 --> 00:26:35.369 Like, if he's gonna do an old school kind of director. 601 00:26:35.009 --> 00:26:36.450 To do it, like, that's... That'd be a good Guy 602 00:26:36.470 --> 00:26:39.339 Ritchie one, though. Oh, God. I'm sorry, I can't help it. 603 00:26:39.349 --> 00:26:40.029 I do like Guy Ritchie. 604 00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:44.079 This ain't your grandpa's murder on the Orient Express. 605 00:26:44.599 --> 00:26:48.019 Murder by Death is so funny and has so many 606 00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:50.539 great parts and great characters and really Clue kind of 607 00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:51.640 riffed off of that, I think. 608 00:26:51.660 --> 00:26:52.269 Definitely. 609 00:26:52.329 --> 00:26:55.329 But that should totally be a remake. I mean, that 610 00:26:55.349 --> 00:26:57.329 was great. Peter Sellers in that was phenomenal. 611 00:26:57.589 --> 00:26:59.910 This is one of those that, like, it becomes that 612 00:26:59.970

--> 00:27:04.089 weird generational thing. Because at the time, like, I remember 613 00:27:04.329 --> 00:27:07.910 Clue falling on its face. But, yeah. And, like, so 614 00:27:07.970 --> 00:27:09.789 at the time, I was just like, oh, well, that 615 00:27:09.829 --> 00:27:10.289 didn't work. 616 00:27:10.309 --> 00:27:10.640 And I saw it. 617 00:27:10.650 --> 00:27:12.250 I actually loved it because I thought it was really funny. 618 00:27:12.269 --> 00:27:12.539 I liked it. 619 00:27:12.549 --> 00:27:15.170 But, again, I think I just honed in on Tim Curry, 620 00:27:15.210 --> 00:27:17.029 who is fucking amazing in that movie. He was amazing. 621 00:27:17.049 --> 00:27:17.190 Yeah. 622 00:27:17.490 --> 00:27:19.309 And, like, the rest of the cast is great. But, like, 623 00:27:19.349 --> 00:27:20.930 you can't, like, you can't compete with. 624 00:27:20.970 --> 00:27:22.009 That's like a, yeah, I mean, you can't compete with 625 00:27:22.029 --> 00:27:22.369 Tim Curry. 626 00:27:22.390 --> 00:27:24.049 When Tim Curry's at the top of his game, like, 627 00:27:24.089 --> 00:27:25.259 you cannot even. 628 00:27:25.430 --> 00:27:26.880 No, I mean, he is wonderful. 629 00:27:26.890 --> 00:27:27.230 He's amazing. 630 00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:29.900 Like he's fantastic. 631 00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:31.380 But i remember like heckable timing. 632 00:27:31.059 --> 00:27:33.559 Yeah it died and nobody liked it and it was 633 00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:35.779 kind of a joke and nobody cared for like 10 634 00:27:35.779 --> 00:27:38.980 years and then it's like the 90s kids came along 635 00:27:39.319 --> 00:27:41.119 and it was on cable and like it's funny that 636 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.859 now that those kids have grown up they do treat 637 00:27:43.900 --> 00:27:46.220 it like it's a classic yeah and i'm like but 638 00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:48.069 nobody cared when it came. 639 00:27:47.970 --> 00:27:50.109 Out like i gotta tell you it's a second wave 640 00:27:50.269 --> 00:27:52.250 i loved it because i thought it was so like 641 00:27:52.980 --> 00:27:54.099 odd again there's. 642 00:27:54.339 --> 00:27:56.759 Those like us that liked it originally but. 643 00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:58.359 It was like fantastic i mean i know that movie 644 00:27:58.400 --> 00:27:59.859 back and backwards but that's. 645 00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:01.799 What i think is weird is that like those kids 646 00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.069 missed that wave like they didn't know that they were 647 00:28:04.109 --> 00:28:06.630 the oddballs that liked it at the time like we 648 00:28:06.650 --> 00:28:09.569 did so then it just became like a thing that 649 00:28:09.609 --> 00:28:11.569 they watched when they were kids and like they saw 650 00:28:11.609 --> 00:28:13.789 it all the time and it was normal and then 651 00:28:13.829 --> 00:28:16.089 they all just assumed it was a classic oh that's 652 00:28:16.130 --> 00:28:19.130 a great movie and like Nobody else thinks that. 653 00:28:19.190 --> 00:28:21.339 It's just this weird little window of kids that grew 654 00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:23.480 up watching it. And that's my removal of Murder by 655 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.480 Death because that precedes us, for sure. And just seeing 656 00:28:26.539 --> 00:28:29.819 it in passing so many times on television and being like, 657 00:28:29.980 --> 00:28:32.579 what is this? And to me, it became just this 658 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:33.420 normal classic. 659 00:28:34.059 --> 00:28:36.640 I think we said this last week, but that was 660 00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:41.529 what happened with almost all of the canon films. 661 00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:41.450 Of the 80s. 662 00:28:41.769 --> 00:28:42.430 Yeah. 663 00:28:42.869 --> 00:28:45.750 Like the bad Hercules and stuff like that. 664 00:28:45.849 --> 00:28:49.829 And you grew up thinking... Oh, I saw that because 665 00:28:49.869 --> 00:28:52.660 it was licensed for cable. And you saw it a 666 00:28:52.740 --> 00:28:57.500 thousand times. Those were all great movies. Yeah, it was 667 00:28:57.559 --> 00:28:58.140 so hokey. 668 00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:00.460 Wait, did they do FX? Because FX to this day 669 00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:03.799 is a fantastic movie. And I think that was a canon. 670 00:29:03.819 --> 00:29:04.380 Brian Dennehy. 671 00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:08.059 Yeah. So yeah, who would you randomly cast? 672 00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:08.900 Give us a random. 673 00:29:08.980 --> 00:29:12.509 Because honestly, I don't have anybody picked out. So something old. 674 00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:13.769 For Clue or. 675 00:29:13.789 --> 00:29:15.450 No, for Murder by Death. 676 00:29:15.529 --> 00:29:18.230 So are we just looking like Peter Sellers or we 677 00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:19.349 just want a random group of people? 678 00:29:19.369 --> 00:29:20.789 No, we can just do randomly who we think. 679 00:29:20.890 --> 00:29:21.599 All right, if we're just doing. 680 00:29:21.630 --> 00:29:23.940 Because this falls a little more into like... Because Clue 681 00:29:23.980 --> 00:29:25.839 had a little stunt casting going on anyway. 682 00:29:25.940 --> 00:29:29.359 Yeah. So this already had... Okay, this is pretty great. 683 00:29:29.660 --> 00:29:35.089 The one that's already sitting here is Megan Fox, Victoria Beckham, 684 00:29:36.089 --> 00:29:39.650 Ron Jeremy... That would be great. That would be great. 685 00:29:40.150 --> 00:29:40.750 Keep going. 686 00:29:40.769 --> 00:29:44.390 Wait, let's do another one here. Kate Moss, Macaulay Culkin, 687 00:29:45.329 --> 00:29:46.390 James Earl Jones. 688 00:29:48.069 --> 00:29:49.210 I would watch this movie. 689 00:29:50.299 --> 00:29:53.019 It seems like a nightmare, but I would watch this movie. 690 00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:55.559 Wait, then maybe you cast them in Clue as well. 691 00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:56.119 Well. 692 00:29:56.710 --> 00:29:59.160 Well, I mean, it's sort of interchangeable at this point. 693 00:29:59.750 --> 00:30:03.119 I was

thinking, you know, Out of that group of women, 694 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:06.019 which one would you cast to be the singing telegram 695 00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:07.700 girl that gets shot? 696 00:30:09.529 --> 00:30:12.670 That's when we bring in, we return to Taylor Swift 697 00:30:12.930 --> 00:30:17.910 for her little cameo. Oh, never mind. Which we all 698 00:30:17.950 --> 00:30:19.589 kind of just want to fire a bullet in the 699 00:30:19.630 --> 00:30:20.569 dark at her, right? 700 00:30:20.589 --> 00:30:22.529 Yeah, I guess maybe we're just trying to make a 701 00:30:22.650 --> 00:30:24.460 clue at this point. But I do have to say 702 00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:28.690 that I loved Murder by Death. How on walls speak. 703 00:30:28.710 --> 00:30:31.430 But who do we get as Peter Sellers? Because that's 704 00:30:31.470 --> 00:30:33.289 one of those that's like, he is sort of his 705 00:30:33.349 --> 00:30:34.250 own thing. Or Tim Curry. 706 00:30:34.410 --> 00:30:35.789 Well, oh, man. 707 00:30:35.829 --> 00:30:37.309 Peter Sellers, Tim Curry. 708 00:30:37.349 --> 00:30:39.490 You know, I was going to say Peter Sellers, who 709 00:30:39.579 --> 00:30:41.819 I would pick, but then I couldn't because he played 710 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.519 Peter Sellers in the HBO thing. And the actor that 711 00:30:44.539 --> 00:30:46.180 I was talking about that I love, Jeffrey Rush. 712 00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:46.940 Oh, yes. 713 00:30:47.140 --> 00:30:48.039 But he was great. 714 00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:49.940 Oh, all right. 715 00:30:50.059 --> 00:30:50.420 Okay. 716 00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:51.880 Jeffrey Rush. 717 00:30:52.019 --> 00:30:54.740 Okay, that's... But he played Peter Sellers, but he'd be 718 00:30:54.779 --> 00:30:56.140 a good Tim Curry as well. 719 00:30:56.690 --> 00:31:00.329 But he also can kind of do like weird, silly 720 00:31:00.509 --> 00:31:01.789 stuff if need be. 721 00:31:01.809 --> 00:31:07.720 Yeah, he's fantastic. Because like, wasn't he, um, wasn't he, uh, 722 00:31:08.019 --> 00:31:08.640 Rikita Saha? 723 00:31:09.779 --> 00:31:12.960 Oh and Quills that was a phenomenal film so he 724 00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:16.109 can do crazy and then he's in like freaking pirates 725 00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:21.690 movies so he'll do schlocky Quills was great I love Quills. 726 00:31:21.490 --> 00:31:24.930 He's got that kind of mentality he can do weird stuff. 727 00:31:24.589 --> 00:31:26.670 I think that and the Taylor of Panama both made 728 00:31:26.710 --> 00:31:28.289 me go man I really like. 729 00:31:28.130 --> 00:31:31.609 Him so that's not the worst casting for that role 730 00:31:31.710 --> 00:31:35.750 I can see that but should it be done. 731 00:31:36.569 --> 00:31:39.369 Yeah, well, I have a hard time, yeah. 732 00:31:39.390 --> 00:31:41.470 Again, I don't know if you need to nail down 733 00:31:41.630 --> 00:31:45.819 either of those properties, but if you wanted to do another... Like, again, 734 00:31:46.430 --> 00:31:48.079 they used to do that kind of stuff all the time. 735 00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:50.960 The big Hollywood cast and all the superstars. The big 736 00:31:50.980 --> 00:31:51.460 ensemble cast. 737 00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.180 It'd be some sort of mystery or something. 738 00:31:53.220 --> 00:31:56.059 Well, I mean, they still did it with that other... 739 00:31:56.460 --> 00:32:00.799 It's a remake. Ocean's Eleven through 28, whatever. 740 00:32:00.859 --> 00:32:01.579 Whatever on now. 741 00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:03.440 Which is coming back again this year. 742 00:32:03.500 --> 00:32:04.200 Except with women. 743 00:32:05.140 --> 00:32:08.259 That's going to be our new game. As we recast everything, 744 00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:10.289 we're like, well, let's put a bunch of women in it. 745 00:32:10.339 --> 00:32:11.720 Yay! Game over. 746 00:32:12.220 --> 00:32:13.619 Which is a weird thing. 747 00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:15.740 Although I do like a lot of the cast of 748 00:32:15.809 --> 00:32:19.670 this new Ocean, so I'm just like, well, I'll see it. 749 00:32:19.890 --> 00:32:21.329 Who doesn't love Sandra Bullock? 750 00:32:21.369 --> 00:32:22.849 So we're all in already. 751 00:32:22.890 --> 00:32:25.869 Is Melissa McCarthy in it? I don't think so. 752 00:32:26.150 --> 00:32:27.589 I don't think she's allowed in. 753 00:32:27.650 --> 00:32:31.019 She's already been in one, and everybody bitched about it, 754 00:32:31.049 --> 00:32:33.130 so they don't want to curse their project. 755 00:32:33.150 --> 00:32:34.380 Ugh. 756 00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:36.660 All right. 757 00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:38.259 She's being it. That's who I'd cast. 758 00:32:38.819 --> 00:32:43.089 I mean, I think she's amazing regardless, but if they're 759 00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:44.240 not doing that kind of comedy. 760 00:32:44.269 --> 00:32:47.069 Let's do the reboot of Das Boot with all women. 761 00:32:48.529 --> 00:32:49.369 Das Reboot. 762 00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:54.150 All those ladies stuck on a submarine together. 763 00:32:54.910 --> 00:32:55.750 Shopping for shoes. 764 00:32:55.769 --> 00:32:56.789 As a woman, I. 765 00:32:56.750 --> 00:32:57.569 Can make that joke. 766 00:32:57.710 --> 00:32:58.329 I was just thinking. 767 00:32:58.349 --> 00:32:59.910 Well, no, I'm just thinking if you're going to go 768 00:32:59.930 --> 00:33:04.309 the hardcore female route, think about all of you getting 769 00:33:04.329 --> 00:33:04.809 in the same. 770 00:33:06.339 --> 00:33:06.829 No, really. 771 00:33:06.849 --> 00:33:10.950 I mean, you're stuck on that together. Eventually, somebody does 772 00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:14.559 kill somebody. Oh, lady jokes. Cycles line up. 773 00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:18.359 Lady cycle jokes. Yeah, well, what else will we remake 774 00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:19.180 or not remake? 775 00:33:20.849 --> 00:33:22.490 Well, we're round robining, so. 776 00:33:22.509 --> 00:33:23.150 All right. 777 00:33:23.289 --> 00:33:25.970 Yeah, I mean, obviously, I just had

an intriguing concept, 778 00:33:26.019 --> 00:33:26.410 but no real idea. 779 00:33:26.430 --> 00:33:29.700 Not that this hasn't already been done in some form, 780 00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:31.140 but even that's dated. 781 00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.079 How about The Shining? 782 00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:36.839 So then do you go novel story? 783 00:33:36.859 --> 00:33:39.619 Because I've always said I, once again, and we were 784 00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:42.920 making this comment before we started rolling here, I appreciate 785 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:45.759 how much he veers away from the novel to do 786 00:33:45.819 --> 00:33:50.009 his own story and think... think it's a much tighter 787 00:33:50.109 --> 00:33:54.970 cooler story as it stands the kubrick way so i 788 00:33:54.990 --> 00:33:57.289 guess you can do either i mean the miniseries sticks 789 00:33:57.349 --> 00:34:00.450 closer to the book so there's been a sort of 790 00:34:00.569 --> 00:34:05.009 semi non-theatrical remake but i don't. 791 00:34:04.869 --> 00:34:10.050 Think you can which which version either the kubrick the 792 00:34:10.090 --> 00:34:12.570 kubrick again i think the kubrick one is so kubrick 793 00:34:13.210 --> 00:34:14.579 that it would be really hard to do it. 794 00:34:14.610 --> 00:34:16.469 You could do the general thing. 795 00:34:16.329 --> 00:34:18.750 They always say is, we're going back to the source material. 796 00:34:18.769 --> 00:34:19.869 That's what they always say when they. 797 00:34:19.829 --> 00:34:22.469 Want to legitimize the reason for a remake. 798 00:34:22.829 --> 00:34:28.610 It's so cult movie now. And it's beloved for the 799 00:34:28.730 --> 00:34:30.889 other weird things going on that have nothing to do 800 00:34:30.909 --> 00:34:32.469 with the plot. Right. 801 00:34:32.550 --> 00:34:33.489 And that's all Kubrick. 802 00:34:33.530 --> 00:34:36.960 There are people that have pulled that movie apart for 803 00:34:37.059 --> 00:34:37.719 all of the. 804 00:34:38.059 --> 00:34:42.989 It's like the Ulysses of movies. Yeah, I don't think you... 805 00:34:43.780 --> 00:34:48.539 because part of the style of that movie... It's mostly style. 806 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:49.179 You know what I mean? 807 00:34:49.219 --> 00:34:49.960 That's what it is. 808 00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:51.920 The story is pretty minimal. 809 00:34:52.179 --> 00:34:54.119 If you remade it, you would just be. 810 00:34:54.969 --> 00:34:57.869 Again, I think that's the strength of it. I think 811 00:34:57.889 --> 00:35:00.269 that's why it works so well is because he got... 812 00:35:01.190 --> 00:35:03.789 As previously said on an episode, King writes a lot 813 00:35:03.829 --> 00:35:06.550 of extra stuff that you don't necessarily need. He gets 814 00:35:06.590 --> 00:35:09.920 carried away on his own stories. So it's like, those 815 00:35:09.940 --> 00:35:11.960 pages don't fill themselves. 816 00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.320 I've got four books to write this week. 817 00:35:14.849 --> 00:35:15.690 Just fire it away. 818 00:35:15.769 --> 00:35:17.389 I'm that person that likes to sit around and say, 819 00:35:17.429 --> 00:35:21.329 they're the blank of blank. He's the David Copperfield of 820 00:35:21.389 --> 00:35:22.230 modern horror. 821 00:35:22.570 --> 00:35:26.010 But I think it helped it to thin it out anyway. 822 00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:27.780 And then when you get somebody like Kubrick, who is 823 00:35:27.949 --> 00:35:33.739 so plotting and so style heavy that he knew exactly 824 00:35:33.780 --> 00:35:37.170 what he wanted to do. and the extra bullshit of 825 00:35:37.190 --> 00:35:38.510 the story is just going to get in the way. 826 00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:40.920 So he just cut it down to the bare minimum. 827 00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:43.639 Here's the basics of what I want. Here's the creepiness. 828 00:35:43.860 --> 00:35:45.619 Now I'm going to add all my crazy Kubrick stuff 829 00:35:45.659 --> 00:35:47.219 on top of that, and it's going to be amazing, 830 00:35:47.300 --> 00:35:50.219 and it kind of is. It would be hard to 831 00:35:50.260 --> 00:35:51.260 do the Kubrick version. 832 00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:53.630 If you were going to stick closer to let's do 833 00:35:53.690 --> 00:35:56.010 a book version kind of a thing. 834 00:35:56.110 --> 00:35:58.150 Let's see what a random casting is. 835 00:35:58.170 --> 00:35:59.929 Oh, God. 836 00:36:02.739 --> 00:36:08.679 Let's, oh. All right, let's do this. Starting to age 837 00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:09.090 out now. 838 00:36:09.130 --> 00:36:11.130 Just throw it out. I don't do the math. 839 00:36:11.269 --> 00:36:13.269 I forget how old Jeff Goldblum is. 840 00:36:13.929 --> 00:36:17.909 Hot. But think about crazy. 841 00:36:17.090 --> 00:36:22.889 Jeff Goldblum moving into the hotel. Well, all you have 842 00:36:22.929 --> 00:36:25.030 to do is conjure him as the fly. 843 00:36:25.050 --> 00:36:26.239 I know. 844 00:36:26.260 --> 00:36:28.219 He can do that crazy. 845 00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:29.699 Paul does a pretty good Jeff Goldblum. 846 00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.639 I'm doing it now. You live your life as Jeff Goldblum. 847 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.110 Every day I'm doing Jeff Goldblum. 848 00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.550 No, no, just tiny imperfections. 849 00:36:39.670 --> 00:36:42.150 It's his inner, you know how you all have your 850 00:36:42.210 --> 00:36:46.449 inner celebrity. Who's your inner celebrity? Brian, who you got? 851 00:36:47.110 --> 00:36:48.110 Paul's is Jeff Goldblum. 852 00:36:49.130 --> 00:36:50.829 Do I have an inner celebrity? 853 00:36:52.190 --> 00:36:53.070 I don't know, do I? 854 00:36:53.769 --> 00:36:54.610 Mine's Drew Barrymore. 855 00:36:55.190 --> 00:36:55.610 Oh, God. 856 00:36:56.780 --> 00:36:59.719 Do I have to be annoyed at you now? 857 00:36:59.820 --> 00:37:05.730 Yeah, actually, I could totally see you cast in the 858 00:37:05.769 --> 00:37:06.650 Santa Clarita Diet. 859 00:37:06.670 --> 00:37:07.449 I

know, right? 860 00:37:07.989 --> 00:37:11.239 That's only because you eat people. 861 00:37:11.659 --> 00:37:12.579 Turns out, it's man. 862 00:37:12.699 --> 00:37:17.670 For a living. So for the Shelley Duvall role, do 863 00:37:17.710 --> 00:37:20.670 we need to go age appropriate for Jeff Goldblum? No, no, 864 00:37:20.690 --> 00:37:23.840 what are you talking about? Because the other people are, yeah, 865 00:37:24.010 --> 00:37:26.440 it's standard Hollywood casting if we're going with the randomizer 866 00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:32.659 here because Lea Michele came up. I'm like, poor Lea Michele. 867 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:33.929 Which one's Lea Michele? 868 00:37:34.449 --> 00:37:35.070 She's a glee. 869 00:37:35.250 --> 00:37:39.409 Oh, whatever. I don't know. But again, she's like, what, 25? 870 00:37:39.409 --> 00:37:43.329 So 72-year-old Jeff Goldblum is married to this 25-year-old. 871 00:37:43.349 --> 00:37:44.710 Well, he is married to like a 30-year-old. 872 00:37:44.730 --> 00:37:46.860 He probably is. I mean, once again, this is a 873 00:37:46.889 --> 00:37:51.159 Hollywood role. But that wouldn't really translate well on film. 874 00:37:52.050 --> 00:37:54.670 does think about i mean it's like that it's not 875 00:37:54.710 --> 00:37:56.929 a lot of things it's not that vast but it's 876 00:37:57.219 --> 00:37:59.840 a lot of times a good 30 year gap in 877 00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:03.000 some of these leading man versus leading lady chomp crews 878 00:38:03.059 --> 00:38:06.099 i'm talking to you they went through and like they 879 00:38:06.139 --> 00:38:08.119 mapped out a lot of his movies and it's like 880 00:38:08.139 --> 00:38:12.539 the the chart that they map out of his age 881 00:38:12.619 --> 00:38:17.619 continually getting higher and his leading lady age continually getting smaller. 882 00:38:17.860 --> 00:38:21.449 Well, there's only so many short women in Hollywood that 883 00:38:21.489 --> 00:38:23.349 he can. 884 00:38:22.670 --> 00:38:24.650 Be slightly taller than. Just Apple boxes. 885 00:38:24.710 --> 00:38:26.170 He's all fine. Don't worry about it. 886 00:38:26.170 --> 00:38:28.469 You just got to shoot appropriately. 887 00:38:28.510 --> 00:38:30.510 Yeah, it's perspective shots, yeah. 888 00:38:31.889 --> 00:38:37.590 So, throwing that in there, how about Tom Cruise in 889 00:38:37.659 --> 00:38:38.280 The Shining? 890 00:38:40.539 --> 00:38:43.440 Yeah that's a weird the thing is like I'm already 891 00:38:43.500 --> 00:38:45.659 scared of him so well yeah that's the thing I'm 892 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:49.920 weirded out by it but at the same time I'm like. 893 00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:53.670 He he's a weird dude. 894 00:38:53.269 --> 00:38:55.210 Like I mean that kind of like has it's own 895 00:38:56.510 --> 00:38:58.769 alchemy that goes on there that I'm like that could 896 00:38:58.949 --> 00:39:02.150 nail it or could be such. 897 00:39:01.710 --> 00:39:08.179 A train wreck to that point another Scientologist. 898 00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.860 That's what I thought was an interesting tie in too 899 00:39:08.139 --> 00:39:10.329 um John Travolta. 900 00:39:10.349 --> 00:39:11.329 All right. 901 00:39:11.809 --> 00:39:13.409 In The Shining. In The Shining. 902 00:39:13.429 --> 00:39:14.030 Hmm. 903 00:39:14.409 --> 00:39:15.730 Which ties into my next movie. 904 00:39:15.769 --> 00:39:17.360 How about, wait a minute, let me go one step further. 905 00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:18.420 Nicolas Cage. 906 00:39:18.900 --> 00:39:19.420 In The Shining. 907 00:39:19.460 --> 00:39:20.659 Now that. Let's keep going. 908 00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:21.719 Do I think it would be good? 909 00:39:21.739 --> 00:39:21.800 No. 910 00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:21.860 No. 911 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.400 Does it work? Would I line up for it now? 912 00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:26.469 Yes. I'm there. 913 00:39:27.190 --> 00:39:29.469 I'm trying to think, though. Before we move on, who's 914 00:39:29.510 --> 00:39:33.460 the modern day Shelley Duvall? I'm trying to think. 915 00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:34.460 Man. 916 00:39:34.940 --> 00:39:38.280 Because she's such an... I love her in a lot 917 00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:40.119 of roles, but she's an odd actress. 918 00:39:40.219 --> 00:39:48.559 What's the one remotely close would be the girl from 919 00:39:48.739 --> 00:39:49.219 That Girl. 920 00:39:51.309 --> 00:39:52.010 Zoey Deschanel. 921 00:39:52.030 --> 00:39:52.809 Zoey Deschanel. 922 00:39:52.909 --> 00:39:56.190 Like, she's got the, ah, cute, kind of weird. 923 00:39:56.369 --> 00:40:01.050 Huh. That's, but that's the closest, I think. 924 00:40:01.219 --> 00:40:02.340 No, I can see that. 925 00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:03.099 Yeah. 926 00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:06.079 But I would never make her work with Nicolas Cage. 927 00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:07.699 It's just an image I can't handle in my head. 928 00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:08.780 What about Tom Cruise? 929 00:40:09.539 --> 00:40:13.000 I mean, she's not as odd as Shelley Duvall. No, 930 00:40:13.019 --> 00:40:15.469 but she's good at being quirky as hell. But I 931 00:40:15.510 --> 00:40:19.739 could see her screaming her head off. And me believing it. 932 00:40:19.829 --> 00:40:21.710 And she's actually a good actress. 933 00:40:21.730 --> 00:40:21.869 She is. 934 00:40:21.889 --> 00:40:24.510 That show is the best showcase of her. 935 00:40:24.570 --> 00:40:28.139 But she's got potential to do good things. 936 00:40:28.219 --> 00:40:30.579 Yeah. I don't have a problem with her acting. I 937 00:40:30.619 --> 00:40:32.619 think she's quirky and she's good and I like the fit. 938 00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:33.579 Well, there you go. 939 00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:35.480 There you go. Cast, boom. Next. 940 00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:36.719 All right. 941 00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.880 So, one, speaking of Scientology, one that I have in 942 00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:43.059 my do remake list is. 943 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:46.139 Oh, the Scientology

movie? No. No. With the alien. 944 00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:47.380 There's like three of them. 945 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:47.840 No, no. 946 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:48.559 Woodhead turtle. 947 00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:50.719 No, that does not need to be remade. 948 00:40:50.739 --> 00:40:51.260 Battlefield Earth. 949 00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:51.780 Battlefield Earth. 950 00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.170 No, that definitely does not need. 951 00:40:54.090 --> 00:40:54.320 To be remade. 952 00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:55.829 I can just watch it on endless loop. How about 953 00:40:56.030 --> 00:40:58.250 Battlefield Earth remade with turtles? 954 00:40:58.329 --> 00:41:00.110 With Battlestar Galactica cast. 955 00:41:00.489 --> 00:41:02.829 I want to see an entire cast of actual live 956 00:41:02.929 --> 00:41:03.690 action turtle. 957 00:41:03.710 --> 00:41:05.010 It's just turtle on turtle. 958 00:41:06.130 --> 00:41:06.349 Action. 959 00:41:06.369 --> 00:41:07.909 I don't want any of that guy in it. I 960 00:41:07.969 --> 00:41:09.449 want live real turtle. 961 00:41:09.469 --> 00:41:10.449 No, it's not turtle. 962 00:41:10.469 --> 00:41:11.889 Turtle is turtle. 963 00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:13.739 No, I want Turtles, Dan. 964 00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:14.139 Turtles. 965 00:41:14.340 --> 00:41:15.639 Real slow action. 966 00:41:15.659 --> 00:41:17.019 I want Turtles. 967 00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:17.659 No, no. 968 00:41:18.119 --> 00:41:18.840 With dreadlocks. 969 00:41:19.460 --> 00:41:20.199 I love that movie. 970 00:41:20.219 --> 00:41:23.429 Face off. Do remake it. 971 00:41:23.469 --> 00:41:23.909 With women. 972 00:41:24.489 --> 00:41:26.409 For God's sake, remake it. 973 00:41:26.909 --> 00:41:27.949 Why? 974 00:41:28.010 --> 00:41:30.230 It's perfect as it is. No, it's not. That's like 975 00:41:30.269 --> 00:41:31.610 saying remake Con Air. 976 00:41:32.780 --> 00:41:37.380 Remake Kanye. I mean, you couldn't make it more ridiculous. 977 00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:39.179 I know. That's the point. 978 00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:44.150 There's nothing to lose or gain in remaking this. Face off, 979 00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:49.110 I initially got a specific image flashed up for my 980 00:41:49.150 --> 00:41:52.090 starring leading man, and I can't decide which one he is. 981 00:41:52.869 --> 00:41:53.789 Joseph Gordon-Levitt. 982 00:41:55.139 --> 00:41:58.880 I'm trying to do a currently, a current day. So 983 00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:00.360 I'm like, he is good. 984 00:42:00.420 --> 00:42:01.000 That's what I'm like. 985 00:42:01.059 --> 00:42:03.590 I'm like, he's not ever really bad at something. I 986 00:42:03.590 --> 00:42:04.989 loved Looper. Wasn't it Looper? 987 00:42:05.010 --> 00:42:05.760 Looper's great. 988 00:42:05.820 --> 00:42:08.769 And again, he doesn't need extra face stuff. So let's 989 00:42:08.789 --> 00:42:10.929 just have him have his real face. Because that's my 990 00:42:10.969 --> 00:42:12.429 main issue with Looper. It's like, what? 991 00:42:12.510 --> 00:42:14.869 No. We can do the math. 992 00:42:14.929 --> 00:42:16.150 We understand Bruce Willis. 993 00:42:16.170 --> 00:42:17.969 We don't need a face appliance. 994 00:42:18.050 --> 00:42:18.510 It's cool. 995 00:42:18.530 --> 00:42:21.289 Face appliance. 996 00:42:21.449 --> 00:42:23.530 Speaking of no face appliance, face off. 997 00:42:23.630 --> 00:42:24.630 So who's the other half? 998 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:26.820 A face off. 999 00:42:28.539 --> 00:42:30.960 Do we go random or do we think of one? 1000 00:42:32.380 --> 00:42:34.920 I'm trying to think of someone similar age. 1001 00:42:34.980 --> 00:42:37.449 Oh my God. I know this is my go-to, right? 1002 00:42:37.469 --> 00:42:38.300 Because I love them. 1003 00:42:39.329 --> 00:42:39.889 But I got it. 1004 00:42:40.230 --> 00:42:41.929 And don't, you're going to roll your eyes. 1005 00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:42.690 I got it. 1006 00:42:43.170 --> 00:42:43.710 Aiden Gillen. 1007 00:42:45.610 --> 00:42:46.929 I can totally see that. 1008 00:42:46.989 --> 00:42:47.309 Right? 1009 00:42:48.710 --> 00:42:49.909 Do I know this person? 1010 00:42:49.929 --> 00:42:52.110 Yeah, he was CIA in Dark Knight. 1011 00:42:52.579 --> 00:42:55.900 He was Peter Baelish in Game of Thrones. 1012 00:42:56.280 --> 00:43:00.119 But he really has curly hair. It's gray. But he's 1013 00:43:00.219 --> 00:43:04.050 kind of the same shape as a Gordon Levitt, sort of. 1014 00:43:04.110 --> 00:43:07.369 And he can kind of do campy. Irish actor. I 1015 00:43:09.230 --> 00:43:11.650 know I love him and talk about him a lot. 1016 00:43:11.730 --> 00:43:14.090 You do. You've got a photo on your phone. 1017 00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:18.539 He's my ringtone when you call. 1018 00:43:18.579 --> 00:43:19.599 He's your screensaver. 1019 00:43:19.619 --> 00:43:21.340 Or he's my photo when you call. 1020 00:43:21.429 --> 00:43:22.090 It's your wallpaper. 1021 00:43:22.110 --> 00:43:24.429 It's him because he looks like you, but you look better. 1022 00:43:24.909 --> 00:43:28.349 But yeah, I mean, that would kind of be a cool. 1023 00:43:28.889 --> 00:43:34.329 Yes, who takes place of Nicolas Cage? Well, I mean, 1024 00:43:34.389 --> 00:43:37.469 it kind of reverses anyway, so it doesn't really matter. 1025 00:43:37.489 --> 00:43:39.590 But those two would work, and it's kind of like 1026 00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:40.219 it would be interesting. 1027 00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:44.619 Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Aidan Gillen in Face Off, the movie. 1028 00:43:44.860 --> 00:43:45.400 The remake. 1029 00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:49.320 The remake. Dust face off. 1030 00:43:49.340 --> 00:43:50.400 Dust face off. 1031 00:43:51.739 --> 00:43:53.340 Reface. About face. 1032 00:43:54.780 --> 00:43:54.920 Off. 1033 00:43:59.329 --> 00:44:00.809 But you know what I'm saying? Like, okay, so if 1034 00:44:00.849 --> 00:44:04.010 I wanted it to be good and cool and, like, 1035 00:44:04.489 --> 00:44:08.110 if somebody decent would rewrite it,

then those would be 1036 00:44:08.150 --> 00:44:09.809 my two. Because I think they're both really good actors. 1037 00:44:09.889 --> 00:44:11.050 I think it totally works. 1038 00:44:11.090 --> 00:44:12.039 You could totally do it. 1039 00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.989 And that's why... I feel vindicated in putting it in 1040 00:44:16.050 --> 00:44:21.340 my do column. Well, I've been thinking about all the 1041 00:44:21.380 --> 00:44:22.699 places we've. 1042 00:44:22.460 --> 00:44:25.599 Surfed and danced in, all the. 1043 00:44:25.530 --> 00:44:29.769 Faces we've missed, so let's get back. 1044 00:44:29.369 --> 00:44:32.210 Together and do it again. 1045 00:44:32.250 --> 00:44:33.090 Come to me. 1046 00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:51.940 Yes, folks, it's intermission time. 1047 00:44:52.420 --> 00:44:55.219 So how about taking a break? Get out and stretch 1048 00:44:55.280 --> 00:44:58.480 a little. And relax before the show begins again. 1049 00:44:58.500 --> 00:44:58.980 Oh, no. 1050 00:44:59.469 --> 00:45:00.610 That's no good. 1051 00:45:00.659 --> 00:45:01.250 Turn it off. 1052 00:45:02.510 --> 00:45:03.170 Stop it. 1053 00:45:03.289 --> 00:45:04.789 Turn it off. 1054 00:45:04.889 --> 00:45:05.750 That won't work. 1055 00:45:05.829 --> 00:45:06.590 It's no good. 1056 00:45:07.170 --> 00:45:09.030 What do you make a trailer for? 1057 00:45:09.070 --> 00:45:12.199 To give the public an idea of what kind of. 1058 00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:13.380 A picture to expect. 1059 00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:17.539 Hilarious, romantic, tender, exciting. 1060 00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.929 Make up your minds. It can't be all of those things. Mr. 1061 00:45:20.940 --> 00:45:22.420 Schafer, if you look at the picture. 1062 00:45:22.460 --> 00:45:24.260 I don't have to look at the picture. I know 1063 00:45:24.300 --> 00:45:24.760 you're wrong. 1064 00:45:25.380 --> 00:45:27.010 Tender, exciting. 1065 00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:29.130 By the practically opposites. 1066 00:45:29.210 --> 00:45:30.809 You've got to decide what kind of a. 1067 00:45:30.789 --> 00:45:31.510 Picture this is. 1068 00:45:31.829 --> 00:45:33.349 Is it a romantic love story? 1069 00:45:33.630 --> 00:45:34.949 Is it an exciting thriller? 1070 00:45:35.190 --> 00:45:37.869 Is it a hilarious comedy? Make up your minds. 1071 00:45:37.909 --> 00:45:39.409 Now go to work and fix it up. 1072 00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:41.800 What will it be like 300 years from now? 1073 00:45:42.019 --> 00:45:43.800 The satisfaction of every wish. 1074 00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:46.139 How will it feel to touch and be touched? 1075 00:45:46.179 --> 00:45:47.659 The fulfillment of every fantasy. 1076 00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:48.960 Whoever, whenever. 1077 00:45:49.019 --> 00:45:51.559 You touch a switch, turn a dial. Will all things 1078 00:45:51.579 --> 00:45:52.280 be possible? 1079 00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:58.210 And a perfect lover. third century. 1080 00:45:58.329 --> 00:46:02.639 The perfect world of total pleasure. MGM presents the Saul 1081 00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:07.860 David production of Logan's Run. Just imagine the fulfillment of 1082 00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:09.059 every fantasy. 1083 00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:15.139 The satisfaction of every vanity. The absolute attainment of every wish. 1084 00:46:15.539 --> 00:46:24.670 There's just one cat. Logan's Run. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested. 1085 00:46:24.750 --> 00:46:29.389 Released by United Artists. Logan's Run. It's the perfect world 1086 00:46:29.449 --> 00:46:30.510 of total pleasure. 1087 00:46:31.050 --> 00:46:33.239 There's just one catch. 1088 00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.440 Shit the bed. 1089 00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:36.599 Howdy, folks. 1090 00:46:36.699 --> 00:46:37.539 Come on in. 1091 00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:53.079 From the looks of them fancy britches and sassy little hairdos, 1092 00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:54.920 y'all ain't from around here, are you? 1093 00:46:55.940 --> 00:46:58.760 This is Sid Hagan. You're fucking around with Movie Meltdown. 1094 00:46:58.780 --> 00:47:02.099 Why don't you just take your mama home some chicken, 1095 00:47:02.139 --> 00:47:04.159 and then I won't have to stuff my boot all. 1096 00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:05.039 Up in your ass. 1097 00:47:06.500 --> 00:47:11.400 Woke up this morning feeling low where my loved one. 1098 00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:12.440 Used to live. 1099 00:47:19.300 --> 00:47:19.909 Hey, Jacqueline. 1100 00:47:19.949 --> 00:47:21.360 Hi. Guess what? What? 1101 00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:24.739 We're broke. 1102 00:47:24.820 --> 00:47:25.960 Yeah, we definitely. 1103 00:47:25.980 --> 00:47:31.760 I'm turning my. 1104 00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:35.639 Pockets out right now. 1105 00:47:49.409 --> 00:47:50.980 Nothing. That's what I'm saying. 1106 00:47:51.059 --> 00:47:52.119 I do that every week. 1107 00:47:52.260 --> 00:47:54.900 And yet, I'm trying to produce this show for you 1108 00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:55.860 guys listening right now. 1109 00:47:56.199 --> 00:47:56.619 Yeah. 1110 00:47:57.159 --> 00:47:57.780 Freeloaders. 1111 00:47:58.139 --> 00:48:00.980 I'm just saying, you know, if you want to keep 1112 00:48:01.019 --> 00:48:03.969 this thing rolling, it'd be kind of awesome if you'd 1113 00:48:04.010 --> 00:48:07.429 go to our Patreon page and, like, kick in, like, seriously, like, 1114 00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:07.849 two bucks. 1115 00:48:08.250 --> 00:48:10.489 I mean, you're gonna do, like, Netflix for, like, $ 9. 1116 00:48:10.289 --> 00:48:13.889 99 and you get And you're probably not going to 1117 00:48:13.929 --> 00:48:15.530 watch it all month like I do. 1118 00:48:15.570 --> 00:48:18.710 Yeah, you need our commentary to figure out what to 1119 00:48:18.769 --> 00:48:19.869 watch on Netflix. 1120 00:48:20.010 --> 00:48:22.760 I think so. It's like a companion piece to all 1121 00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:27.199 your Amazons and Netflixes and all of these things. So 1122 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:29.400 just think how much you don't make use of your 1123

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So go to patreon.com slash movie meltdown. 1137 00:49:01.869 --> 00:49:04.269 Or if you can't remember all that, go to movie meltdown.com. 1138 00:49:04.429 --> 00:49:06.510 The link is right there at the top of the homepage. 1139 00:49:06.550 --> 00:49:09.389 That's all you need to do. I contribute more than 1140 00:49:09.429 --> 00:49:10.070 two dollars a month. 1141 00:49:10.550 --> 00:49:12.900 Because you're awesome like that. Why don't you be awesome 1142 00:49:12.920 --> 00:49:14.300 like Jacqueline? I'm just saying. 1143 00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.510 I mean, really, though. I mean, you can't be that awesome, obviously. 1144 00:49:18.909 --> 00:49:19.969 But you can get closer. 1145 00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:22.179 You can climb the ladder a little bit. 1146 00:49:22.659 --> 00:49:23.280 Just saying. 1147 00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:25.219 Patreon, go support us. 1148 00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:32.449 All I do All day long Fall down on my 1149 00:49:32.469 --> 00:49:36.349 knees and pray She come back home for me. 1150 00:49:38.969 --> 00:49:45.489 Why is there a bad love on me? 1151 00:49:45.670 --> 00:49:48.210 It's part of your problem, you know. 1152 00:49:48.250 --> 00:49:49.590 You haven't seen enough movies. 1153 00:49:49.690 --> 00:49:51.389 All of life's riddles are. 1154 00:49:51.170 --> 00:49:53.409 Answered in the movies. 1155 00:49:53.530 --> 00:49:59.190 And now, on with the show. 1156 00:49:59.469 --> 00:50:01.829 Oh my God, what have I done? All I wanted 1157 00:50:01.869 --> 00:50:05.019 was a little fun. Wow, God, does this mean it's 1158 00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:07.400 my turn to do or do not? I hadn't thought 1159 00:50:07.420 --> 00:50:09.340 that far. I've got a string of them. 1160 00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:09.960 Do or do not. 1161 00:50:09.980 --> 00:50:10.780 Do or do not you. 1162 00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:10.880 Both. 1163 00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:11.820 There are so many that. 1164 00:50:31.690 --> 00:50:33.889 Should not be done because they're timeless. 1165 00:50:34.030 --> 00:50:35.489 Like 1970s kung fu movies? 1166 00:50:36.789 --> 00:50:40.380 Well, that's why they're good. Because they're kung fu movies 1167 00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:41.570 from the 70s. 1168 00:50:41.619 --> 00:50:42.860 Tell that to Kill Bill Volumor. 1169 00:50:43.099 --> 00:50:46.300 Oh my God. So there is a crazy Clint Eastwood 1170 00:50:46.340 --> 00:50:48.840 movie that I love that is so not a Clint 1171 00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.079 Eastwood movie. But I think that they should redo it 1172 00:50:51.099 --> 00:50:52.840 because it's super creepy and weird. 1173 00:50:53.119 --> 00:50:53.460 Which one? 1174 00:50:53.940 --> 00:50:57.510 Play Misty for me. With the psycho chick and she's 1175 00:50:57.550 --> 00:51:00.190 like a stalker and you're like, when is Clint Eastwood 1176 00:51:00.210 --> 00:51:02.289 going to be a cop? Like, he can't figure out 1177 00:51:02.329 --> 00:51:02.889 what's going on. 1178 00:51:02.909 --> 00:51:04.690 He might also be a cowboy. 1179 00:51:04.710 --> 00:51:08.250 He has two options. So, I always thought that was 1180 00:51:08.289 --> 00:51:10.050 a really well done, bizarre movie. 1181 00:51:10.789 --> 00:51:14.110 It's, again, mostly forgotten, except for Movie Geeks. 1182 00:51:14.179 --> 00:51:15.889 So, yeah, I think you could do that. 1183 00:51:16.179 --> 00:51:18.380 You could reboot that and people would be, like, not 1184 00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:19.960 even realizing it's a remake. 1185 00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:22.650 And then you could, like... do a mashup of that 1186 00:51:22.730 --> 00:51:24.789 and the fog. Cause I think they both take place 1187 00:51:24.869 --> 00:51:27.550 on like, you know, some like, well, it's. 1188 00:51:27.510 --> 00:51:30.389 Weird people in front of microphones. So it could just 1189 00:51:30.429 --> 00:51:31.679 be about podcasters. 1190 00:51:31.739 --> 00:51:34.780 No, I mean, they're coastal, you know, there's lighthouses. 1191 00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:37.519 I don't think the fog needs to be remade. He's 1192 00:51:37.579 --> 00:51:38.760 a DJ. He's a DJ. 1193 00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:41.820 And then there's a DJ in the fog. So there 1194 00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:43.659 you go. That's probably why I liked it because I 1195 00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:45.500 probably started watching it as a kid and thought it 1196 00:51:45.539 --> 00:51:48.090 was the fog. And then it was like, Oh wait, what? 1197 00:51:48.730 --> 00:51:51.380 It's funny, though, because I feel as though Play Misty 1198 00:51:51.429 --> 00:51:53.719 for me could be remade, but The Fog does not 1199 00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:54.420 need to be remade. 1200 00:51:54.460 --> 00:51:55.980 But they have remade The Fog, yeah. 1201 00:51:56.119 --> 00:51:59.139 I know. It didn't need to be remade. Tom Welly 1202 00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:01.039 needs to be in every one of these movies. 1203 00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:04.489 And I love... I don't think that they should remake 1204 00:52:04.530 -->

00:52:08.309 the Harry Dean Stanton Cthulhu movie, and I can't remember 1205 00:52:08.329 --> 00:52:09.650 the name of it, but it was great. 1206 00:52:10.230 --> 00:52:11.889 What are you talking about? 1207 00:52:11.909 --> 00:52:13.090 Is this another one of those things that I've just 1208 00:52:13.130 --> 00:52:13.809 made up in my own head? 1209 00:52:13.849 --> 00:52:14.449 You might have. 1210 00:52:14.469 --> 00:52:15.429 Harry Dean Stanton from. 1211 00:52:17.010 --> 00:52:17.630 Maybe I made that up. 1212 00:52:17.630 --> 00:52:18.030 Everything. 1213 00:52:18.530 --> 00:52:19.320 Every movie. 1214 00:52:19.340 --> 00:52:20.739 Yeah, he's the same every time. 1215 00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:22.440 The hell you say. 1216 00:52:22.820 --> 00:52:25.420 Yeah, like they go to the weird town. I like 1217 00:52:25.460 --> 00:52:26.260 weird town movies. 1218 00:52:26.860 --> 00:52:27.239 Okay. 1219 00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:29.960 Oh, okay. Never remake Hot Fuzz. Don't touch it. 1220 00:52:31.260 --> 00:52:33.909 I think, yeah. Who are we recasting Hot Fuzz with? 1221 00:52:33.969 --> 00:52:34.389 No one. 1222 00:52:36.170 --> 00:52:39.050 It's like you're burning hell if you redo Hot Fuzz. 1223 00:52:39.369 --> 00:52:44.510 Any of the Simon Pegg series. We replaced Timothy Dalton 1224 00:52:44.550 --> 00:52:45.429 with Pierce Brosnan. 1225 00:52:46.139 --> 00:52:47.030 Yeah, well, those two. 1226 00:52:48.150 --> 00:52:49.210 That's the only move I know. 1227 00:52:49.150 --> 00:52:50.110 What to do. Those are interchangeable. 1228 00:52:50.349 --> 00:52:53.570 Yes, any Bond really would work. Any old Bond dude 1229 00:52:53.590 --> 00:52:54.769 that's not dead yet. 1230 00:52:55.230 --> 00:52:56.150 And not Sean Connery. 1231 00:52:56.869 --> 00:52:57.110 Just. 1232 00:52:57.570 --> 00:52:58.989 We named the dog in hand. Or Sean Connery. 1233 00:52:59.010 --> 00:53:02.559 Just let the dragon truck Roger Moore's bones out there. 1234 00:53:02.579 --> 00:53:04.860 For the Edward Woodward character, it could be Sean Connery 1235 00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:07.179 because poor Edward Woodward. Knock on wood. I don't know 1236 00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:07.880 why you knock on wood. 1237 00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:08.219 It's not. 1238 00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:09.639 The thing you do. He's dead. 1239 00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.880 Rest his soul. Are you knocking on wood? Are you 1240 00:53:12.900 --> 00:53:15.489 knocking on the coffin? Hello? Can I come in here? 1241 00:53:15.510 --> 00:53:18.329 I like him. He was the equalizer. He was TV's 1242 00:53:18.369 --> 00:53:19.210 the equalizer. 1243 00:53:19.469 --> 00:53:20.929 Which they remade! 1244 00:53:20.949 --> 00:53:24.449 Denzel Washington will be in Hot Fuzz. 1245 00:53:24.849 --> 00:53:27.989 He's the no-nonsense cop. Now, who's the silly guy? 1246 00:53:28.010 --> 00:53:29.809 Oh, he's the guy that plays the. 1247 00:53:29.869 --> 00:53:30.409 No, no, no. 1248 00:53:30.449 --> 00:53:32.639 We need him to be

our leading man because he's Denzel. 1249 00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:33.940 He doesn't do anything but leading man. 1250 00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:36.139 So, he's the no-nonsense cop. 1251 00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:41.989 Who's the silly guy? I'm force casting this movie. Jim Carrey. 1252 00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:44.909 Oh, God. 1253 00:53:44.949 --> 00:53:47.250 That's too, he wasn't that. Chris Pratt. 1254 00:53:47.269 --> 00:53:48.750 We'll just go back to Chris Pratt. Just put him 1255 00:53:48.769 --> 00:53:49.050 in there. 1256 00:53:49.429 --> 00:53:49.809 He works. 1257 00:53:50.030 --> 00:53:53.789 He could conjure his role as Mouse Wreck. Again, I 1258 00:53:53.829 --> 00:53:55.869 was like, if you go back to like, if you 1259 00:53:55.889 --> 00:53:58.840 go back to Parks and Rec when he's a little heftier, 1260 00:53:58.909 --> 00:54:01.010 like he could, because now he's like all buff and shit, 1261 00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:03.199 but like go back a couple years till he was 1262 00:54:03.239 --> 00:54:05.519 kind of, he was just kind of a slob and like. 1263 00:54:06.179 --> 00:54:08.679 He seemed like he probably sits around watching action movies. 1264 00:54:08.699 --> 00:54:10.199 Yeah, I can see that. 1265 00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:11.420 Specifically Point Break. 1266 00:54:11.780 --> 00:54:13.079 And faking Kung Fu, yeah. 1267 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:14.260 Alright. 1268 00:54:15.340 --> 00:54:16.429 So, we made that work. 1269 00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:17.010 See? No. 1270 00:54:17.010 --> 00:54:20.530 There's no way that would work well. 1271 00:54:20.630 --> 00:54:23.530 Make it happen, Hollywood. No. 1272 00:54:24.670 --> 00:54:27.090 There was already a travesty that was remade of The 1273 00:54:27.150 --> 00:54:29.670 Wicker Man, which is also one of my favorite movies. 1274 00:54:29.829 --> 00:54:32.809 Well, it should be, because not the bees. 1275 00:54:32.829 --> 00:54:35.130 So.... 1276 00:54:35.610 --> 00:54:38.789 Who's next i think you are am i yeah. 1277 00:54:38.489 --> 00:54:44.210 Yeah what you got all right this one i'm trying 1278 00:54:44.230 --> 00:54:47.730 to think which direction we go uh well you're you're 1279 00:54:47.929 --> 00:54:51.909 uh spirit animal stars in this one as well as 1280 00:54:51.949 --> 00:54:55.300 a child what if you tried to remake et now 1281 00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:58.500 granted they've done it many times as bad knockoff movies 1282 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:01.590 But what if you full on were just like, screw 1283 00:55:01.730 --> 00:55:05.550 you Spielberg, I'm gonna redo E.T. 1284 00:55:05.590 --> 00:55:07.030 Like, scene for scene. 1285 00:55:07.650 --> 00:55:09.239 Pretty close. 1286 00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:12.960 Yeah, because I would say, what was it, 8mm? Is 1287 00:55:13.579 --> 00:55:14.579 that the name of the movie? 1288 00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:15.159 Not 8mm. 1289 00:55:15.199 --> 00:55:19.559 I get the two confused. Not the one with Joaquin Phoenix. 1290 00:55:19.579 --> 00:55:22.119 That's the snuff film. 1291 00:55:22.179 --> 00:55:24.059 Just Super 8. 1292 00:55:24.059 --> 00:55:24.420 Super 8. 1293 00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:25.619 Super 8. There we go. 1294 00:55:25.659 --> 00:55:26.659 Super 8 was kind of a... I was like, it 1295 00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:27.619 is similar to that. 1296 00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:28.320 I'll give you that. 1297 00:55:28.340 --> 00:55:29.219 And it's a film type. 1298 00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:30.179 It is a film. 1299 00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:34.480 I think Super 8 was a... It's pretty close-ish. 1300 00:55:34.619 --> 00:55:34.989 I liked it. 1301 00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:39.389 I mean, truthfully... We just had Stranger Things. 1302 00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:40.110 It's totally. 1303 00:55:40.170 --> 00:55:40.630 It's totally. 1304 00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:41.829 Yeah, but that's kind of like. 1305 00:55:42.010 --> 00:55:44.909 Not a movie, but again, like somebody mapped out a 1306 00:55:44.929 --> 00:55:45.210 good series. 1307 00:55:45.230 --> 00:55:47.670 But if you were doing it, yeah, like scene for scene, 1308 00:55:47.750 --> 00:55:48.489 like a remake of each scene. 1309 00:55:48.510 --> 00:55:51.000 So they kind of already just did that. But I 1310 00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:51.699 was trying to think. 1311 00:55:52.059 --> 00:55:53.840 I don't really know any child actors. 1312 00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:54.440 Yeah. 1313 00:55:54.739 --> 00:55:56.670 I mean, again, all the kids are in that show now. 1314 00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:57.739 Yeah, they're perfect. 1315 00:55:57.900 --> 00:56:01.590 And they were pretty, pretty like perfect to the 80s too. 1316 00:56:01.630 --> 00:56:01.789 Yeah. 1317 00:56:02.289 --> 00:56:04.429 You would just cast Stranger Things. 1318 00:56:04.150 --> 00:56:06.159 As the cast for E.T. 1319 00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:10.559 It's just weird that we skipped the alien part and 1320 00:56:10.579 --> 00:56:12.940 just went with a crazy shaved head girl. 1321 00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:15.639 But the shaved head girl could just play the dream girl. 1322 00:56:15.659 --> 00:56:18.179 But she's badass, so it does work in its own 1323 00:56:18.239 --> 00:56:20.909 weird way. So yeah, I hadn't even thought that we 1324 00:56:20.949 --> 00:56:22.190 did just kind of already do it. 1325 00:56:22.469 --> 00:56:24.929 I was just thinking Mac and me went horribly wrong, 1326 00:56:24.969 --> 00:56:25.429 so what. 1327 00:56:25.309 --> 00:56:29.070 If we tried to do it the right way? Mac 1328 00:56:29.170 --> 00:56:29.489 and me. 1329 00:56:29.590 --> 00:56:31.300 I don't know that there is a right way, but. 1330 00:56:32.460 --> 00:56:35.599 Wow. So let's just do it the Mac and me way. 1331 00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:40.440 Let's pick the worst kid actors and the most terrible puppet. 1332 00:56:40.539 --> 00:56:46.059 I'd be like the kid on the local commercial about roofing. 1333 00:56:46.780 --> 00:56:47.840 That would be my casting. 1334 00:56:48.510 --> 00:56:51.369 That's it. You're not in charge

of casting. 1335 00:56:51.409 --> 00:56:53.570 Not for kid films. Don't give me those. I'm not 1336 00:56:53.590 --> 00:56:55.110 good at those. 1337 00:56:55.269 --> 00:56:56.530 I'm not really worried about the kids. 1338 00:56:56.570 --> 00:56:59.449 I'm just trying to picture a really bad modern puppet. 1339 00:56:59.510 --> 00:57:01.849 Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy cast Tom Hardy in that. 1340 00:57:02.110 --> 00:57:03.539 We're working on him for one later. 1341 00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:05.219 Oh, we are? I love Tom Hardy. 1342 00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:08.559 You know, I mean, he's in everything, so he's going 1343 00:57:08.579 --> 00:57:09.739 to have to get worked into some of these. 1344 00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:11.500 But he's another one of those guys that's really good, 1345 00:57:11.539 --> 00:57:13.519 but has been in some shockingly bad films. 1346 00:57:13.539 --> 00:57:16.019 Well, again, he needed to work a whole lot. When 1347 00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:18.159 he broke in this country, he was just like, all right, 1348 00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:20.639 cash some checks. I need to make up for all 1349 00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:23.590 this time I've been making movies nobody's seen. God, his 1350 00:57:23.670 --> 00:57:28.510 role in Star Trek Nemesis. But it was in America. 1351 00:57:28.570 --> 00:57:30.710 That's what was important. Yeah, he did. He made it. 1352 00:57:31.570 --> 00:57:34.550 All right, so E.T. 's kind of already done, so 1353 00:57:35.210 --> 00:57:36.030 what else can. 1354 00:57:35.929 --> 00:57:37.050 We go with? 1355 00:57:37.289 --> 00:57:42.989 I have on my list of things to do. This 1356 00:57:43.070 --> 00:57:44.340 is a controversial one. 1357 00:57:44.699 --> 00:57:44.840 Oh. 1358 00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:50.239 You'll probably say, don't do it. But I say, do 1359 00:57:50.519 --> 00:57:52.619 do it. Do the do. 1360 00:57:53.460 --> 00:57:54.880 American Werewolf in London. 1361 00:57:55.820 --> 00:57:55.900 Oh. 1362 00:57:58.449 --> 00:58:02.269 I recently had someone recently in the last couple years 1363 00:58:02.349 --> 00:58:06.010 who hadn't watched that didn't grow up with it being 1364 00:58:06.030 --> 00:58:09.670 a beloved horror classic watched it and was like I 1365 00:58:09.690 --> 00:58:12.530 don't get it so I do wonder if like if 1366 00:58:12.690 --> 00:58:15.409 old school horror fans it's like it is hollow ground 1367 00:58:15.429 --> 00:58:17.809 you don't touch it but I wonder if kids now 1368 00:58:17.869 --> 00:58:20.429 are just like I don't care like I wonder if 1369 00:58:20.510 --> 00:58:23.480 it is one of those you could remake and like it's. 1370 00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:25.079 All vampires these days. 1371 00:58:25.469 --> 00:58:28.829 No, I mean, werewolves keep coming back, but they don't 1372 00:58:28.849 --> 00:58:29.099 always hit. 1373 00:58:29.110 --> 00:58:31.090 Oh, there's a new Underworld film that's coming out, right? 1374 00:58:31.110 --> 00:58:33.289 Waterworld? 1375 00:58:33.550 -->

00:58:34.090 Waterworld? 1376 00:58:34.630 --> 00:58:36.730 Waterworld definitely needs to be remade. 1377 00:58:36.869 --> 00:58:39.090 Okay, with werewolves. Underwaterworld. 1378 00:58:39.550 --> 00:58:42.949 And mix in Face Off. Face Off on Waterworld. 1379 00:58:43.570 --> 00:58:48.030 With werewolves. With werewolves. Hollywood. 1380 00:58:48.110 --> 00:58:48.650 Give us a call. 1381 00:58:48.750 --> 00:58:51.449 All right, give us a call right now. 1382 00:58:52.449 --> 00:58:52.889 How about. 1383 00:58:52.889 --> 00:58:55.789 14 money. And give me a dollar. Since that was 1384 00:58:55.829 --> 00:58:59.820 so controversial, how about Children of the Corn? See, that's 1385 00:58:59.860 --> 00:59:00.480 been a while. 1386 00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:04.139 I thought they remade that. No, they just had a series. 1387 00:59:04.860 --> 00:59:06.610 And they tried. Didn't they try to do a TV 1388 00:59:06.630 --> 00:59:07.730 series that didn't work? 1389 00:59:07.750 --> 00:59:08.469 But even that. 1390 00:59:10.179 --> 00:59:13.179 been a while. The original movie. 1391 00:59:14.300 --> 00:59:14.840 It's been so long though. 1392 00:59:14.860 --> 00:59:19.400 We keep coming back to Stephen King somehow. He had 1393 00:59:19.440 --> 00:59:23.500 a ton of stuff made in that span of mostly 1394 00:59:23.539 --> 00:59:26.280 the 80s. They knocked out damn near half the books 1395 00:59:26.300 --> 00:59:29.429 that were the big sellers. And some of them hit 1396 00:59:29.449 --> 00:59:31.510 and some of them didn't. So it's like, that's one 1397 00:59:31.530 --> 00:59:33.030 of those I don't think it's bad, but it's like 1398 00:59:33.070 --> 00:59:36.670 it's almost forgotten. Like, once again, it's just hardcore. Horror 1399 00:59:36.690 --> 00:59:40.139 fans still like it. But most people, like, I think 1400 00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:43.000 you wouldn't be able to pull much from it at all. 1401 00:59:43.059 --> 00:59:45.619 Did they remake Children of the Damned? Yes. 1402 00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:45.920 Yes. 1403 00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:47.360 With Christopher Reeve once again. 1404 00:59:47.380 --> 00:59:50.380 No, no, no, no. Village of the Damned. 1405 00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:54.519 Yeah, but with Nicole Kidman and... Am I getting my 1406 00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:55.260 movies mixed in? 1407 00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:57.900 That's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 1408 00:59:57.960 --> 00:59:58.380 Whatever. 1409 00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:02.860 It's just called Invasion. Because it's her and Bond. 1410 01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:04.320 I thought she was in that. 1411 01:00:05.550 --> 01:00:08.329 I don't remember who is the female lead in that. 1412 01:00:08.429 --> 01:00:09.750 I know it is Christopher Reeve. 1413 01:00:09.849 --> 01:00:12.309 So it was only... Children of the Damned was only... 1414 01:00:12.070 --> 01:00:14.389 It's Village of the Damned is the one they remade. 1415 01:00:14.610 --> 01:00:16.289 But it's pretty much the same. I mean, again, they 1416 01:00:16.329 --> 01:00:20.090 were more or less the same story both times. Village 1417 01:00:20.130 --> 01:00:20.630 of the Damned. 1418 01:00:21.090 --> 01:00:21.909 Oh my God, I got a good one. 1419 01:00:21.889 --> 01:00:26.889 1995... In 1960. Who was the female? In Village of 1420 01:00:26.909 --> 01:00:30.309 the Damned, it was.... 1421 01:00:30.289 --> 01:00:32.389 But did it get remade for a third time? 1422 01:00:32.429 --> 01:00:34.230 Christopher Reeve and Kirstie Alley. 1423 01:00:34.289 --> 01:00:35.469 Wait, wait, wait. 1424 01:00:35.510 --> 01:00:37.280 Nobody's going to mess. Nobody's going to have a problem 1425 01:00:37.300 --> 01:00:37.739 with the recasting. 1426 01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:40.260 There was a third one. Like, I think there was 1427 01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:42.539 a remake, and she was in it. Look up Nicole Kidman. 1428 01:00:42.980 --> 01:00:45.059 I cannot be wrong. She's in Invasion. But there was 1429 01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:46.300 something else she was in. 1430 01:00:46.300 --> 01:00:47.579 She's in The Stepford Wives. 1431 01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:52.929 Maybe that was it. I actually like her. She can 1432 01:00:52.969 --> 01:00:53.409 be great. 1433 01:00:53.590 --> 01:00:53.769 Yeah. 1434 01:00:54.349 --> 01:00:56.989 She sometimes does weird stuff, but. 1435 01:00:56.829 --> 01:00:58.190 She can be great. 1436 01:01:00.329 --> 01:01:01.289 She's all right in my book. 1437 01:01:05.380 --> 01:01:05.909 The Others? 1438 01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:06.969 No. 1439 01:01:06.989 --> 01:01:09.880 I love The Others. That's a great movie. I thought that, 1440 01:01:10.059 --> 01:01:12.039 and that's one that does not need to be remade. Well, 1441 01:01:12.260 --> 01:01:13.960 I mean, I don't know how, again, it's one of those, 1442 01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.039 once you've seen it, like, so how do you go 1443 01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:18.800 back and remake it and not know what's coming? 1444 01:01:18.960 --> 01:01:19.219 Okay. 1445 01:01:19.519 --> 01:01:21.099 Yeah. It's hard to do that kind of stuff. It's 1446 01:01:21.139 --> 01:01:21.659 too recent. 1447 01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:21.860 Yeah. 1448 01:01:22.570 --> 01:01:25.869 Too recently good i should say and they're busy making 1449 01:01:25.909 --> 01:01:30.610 new ghost movies yeah there's tons of paranormal activity and 1450 01:01:30.670 --> 01:01:34.050 spin-off movies and like yeah there's a billion of those 1451 01:01:34.130 --> 01:01:37.710 kind of movies now that kind of keep feeding that anyway. 1452 01:01:37.590 --> 01:01:39.829 Like if if it was when we grew up it 1453 01:01:39.869 --> 01:01:43.929 would be like a movie about the the possessed clown 1454 01:01:44.110 --> 01:01:47.300 puppets day job would be what we've descended to. 1455 01:01:47.179 --> 01:01:47.940 And Not yet. 1456 01:01:47.980 --> 01:01:48.480 In sequels. 1457 01:01:48.579 --> 01:01:49.940 If we're going back to Stephen King. 1458 01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:50.530 No, no, no. 1459

01:01:50.559 --> 01:01:52.739 Because that's coming out soon. I mean, Poltergeist, just the 1460 01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:53.519 weird clown. 1461 01:01:53.539 --> 01:01:56.659 Oh, Poltergeist, yeah. Which was just remade. 1462 01:01:56.980 --> 01:01:59.449 So here's one. Here's another weird, obscure one that I 1463 01:01:59.699 --> 01:02:01.820 think would be a cool remake, though I don't know 1464 01:02:01.840 --> 01:02:05.670 who I would cast. I think it's called The Legacy. 1465 01:02:06.989 --> 01:02:09.809 And it was set in a weird British house in 1466 01:02:09.829 --> 01:02:13.349 a weird British town. I think, and Roger Daltrey was 1467 01:02:13.389 --> 01:02:15.489 in it, and it was like a party of people, 1468 01:02:15.550 --> 01:02:17.409 and there was something crazy going on at the house, 1469 01:02:18.030 --> 01:02:20.730 and Roger Daltrey chokes on something, and somebody gives him 1470 01:02:20.789 --> 01:02:23.369 a tracheotomy in the middle of the buffet. Does anybody 1471 01:02:23.389 --> 01:02:23.909 remember this? 1472 01:02:23.909 --> 01:02:25.269 1978. 1473 01:02:25.269 --> 01:02:28.179 If we can recast Roger Daltrey out of this, I'm 1474 01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:28.679 already on board. 1475 01:02:28.699 --> 01:02:30.500 I think I'd just put Roger Daltrey back in it. 1476 01:02:30.500 --> 01:02:33.300 Maybe it would be the entire cast of the crew 1477 01:02:33.340 --> 01:02:33.679 that was living. 1478 01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:36.039 I was never overly thrilled with Roger Daltrey. 1479 01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:39.840 Do you remember that? Even musically. I vaguely remember that. 1480 01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:43.099 I have this weird thing with like... Catherine Ross and 1481 01:02:43.159 --> 01:02:43.940 Sam Elliott. 1482 01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:45.219 Sam Elliott was in that? 1483 01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:45.480 Yeah. 1484 01:02:45.659 --> 01:02:45.920 Nice. 1485 01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:46.840 Is that the guy that was in. 1486 01:02:47.980 --> 01:02:49.460 Sam Elliott should be in everything. 1487 01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:50.159 Okay. 1488 01:02:50.469 --> 01:02:51.469 So let me tell you this. 1489 01:02:51.550 --> 01:02:52.949 You know, he was in. 1490 01:02:54.469 --> 01:02:55.650 Roadhouse. 1491 01:02:56.449 --> 01:02:56.960 Oh, that guy. 1492 01:02:56.989 --> 01:02:58.309 The classic that is Roadhouse. 1493 01:02:58.329 --> 01:02:58.530 No, wait. 1494 01:02:58.550 --> 01:03:01.400 Is that the same guy? Is Roger Daltrey in it? 1495 01:03:01.420 --> 01:03:06.619 Roadhouse? Roger Daltrey is Dalton in Roadhouse. 1496 01:03:06.679 --> 01:03:07.760 Roger Dalton. 1497 01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:08.639 Roger Dalton. 1498 01:03:08.659 --> 01:03:09.380 No, the legacy. 1499 01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:10.820 Does it have him in it? That's the only way 1500 01:03:10.860 --> 01:03:13.360 I know. Timothy Dalton is Dalton. It's like a hawking 1501 01:03:13.500 --> 01:03:15.900 scene and somebody gets their eyes clawed out. It is 1502 01:03:16.019 --> 01:03:20.570 full of awesomeness. Timothy Dalton is Dalton. 1503 01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:21.119 Is Dalton. 1504 01:03:21.139 --> 01:03:24.070 So let me tell you about this strange condition I have. 1505 01:03:24.269 --> 01:03:24.829 Oh, God. 1506 01:03:24.929 --> 01:03:26.110 One of many. 1507 01:03:27.070 --> 01:03:28.449 Who are the two actors I can't remember? 1508 01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:29.940 Oh, no. 1509 01:03:30.300 --> 01:03:30.780 Sam. 1510 01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:32.480 No, Sam Neill. That's a whole different one. 1511 01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:39.969 No, there's another Sam. There's another Sam. That should be 1512 01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:40.769 a movie title. 1513 01:03:40.809 --> 01:03:44.179 The one just died. And he was in True Lies. 1514 01:03:44.239 --> 01:03:46.000 Not the Pullman-Paxton thing. 1515 01:03:46.019 --> 01:03:47.239 I have the Pullman-Paxton thing. 1516 01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:48.460 I don't understand that. 1517 01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:50.300 She has Pullman-Paxton disease. She's overdone. 1518 01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:51.860 But it's true. 1519 01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:53.960 But I don't get it because they're nothing alike. 1520 01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:54.599 They are. 1521 01:03:54.619 --> 01:03:55.800 They look nothing alike. 1522 01:03:55.820 --> 01:03:56.230 Yes, they do. 1523 01:03:56.239 --> 01:04:00.230 Their acting styles are miles apart. Like, I never understood 1524 01:04:00.269 --> 01:04:01.269 that thing. I agree. 1525 01:04:01.550 --> 01:04:02.010 Their names. 1526 01:04:02.110 --> 01:04:02.469 It's a thing. 1527 01:04:02.489 --> 01:04:04.110 Their last name started with P. 1528 01:04:04.190 --> 01:04:04.650 Wait a minute. 1529 01:04:04.750 --> 01:04:05.010 Wait a minute. 1530 01:04:05.030 --> 01:04:06.170 That's about it. 1531 01:04:06.329 --> 01:04:06.889 It's a thing. 1532 01:04:07.090 --> 01:04:09.400 And there are two bills. That's it. 1533 01:04:09.409 --> 01:04:13.260 The most routine, run-of-the-mill thing... about not being able to 1534 01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:14.480 remember two actors. 1535 01:04:14.179 --> 01:04:17.059 Ever well i can't and i'm telling you they totally 1536 01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:19.880 seem the same to me and i'm not joking like 1537 01:04:19.920 --> 01:04:22.239 i'm not saying i have a disorder and it needs 1538 01:04:22.489 --> 01:04:26.250 shock therapy well okay which we can arrange sam i 1539 01:04:26.289 --> 01:04:28.389 have another one with sam neill and another dude i 1540 01:04:28.409 --> 01:04:34.719 can't remember who was in twister bill paxton Well, throw 1541 01:04:34.739 --> 01:04:36.039 Sam Neill in. Mine's worse. 1542 01:04:36.980 --> 01:04:39.690 Sam Neill does not belong in Twister. But I don't 1543 01:04:39.710 --> 01:04:41.289 know that anybody belongs in Twister. 1544 01:04:41.489 --> 01:04:43.690 Well, anyway, yes. I think that is actually a real 1545 01:04:43.769 --> 01:04:46.389 thing because for the longest time, I cannot tell the difference. 1546

01:04:46.550 --> 01:04:48.230 I'd probably just be like, it's one that was in this. 1547 01:04:48.489 --> 01:04:48.869 All right. 1548 01:04:49.070 --> 01:04:52.199 He's gone now, so we have to redo it. Twister. 1549 01:04:52.340 --> 01:04:55.159 Who do we put in Twister? How do we make 1550 01:04:55.219 --> 01:04:58.579 it not a mess? Better yet. Would you put Bill 1551 01:04:58.619 --> 01:05:00.019 Pullman in Weird Science? 1552 01:05:00.659 --> 01:05:03.599 No, would you put Bill Pullman? Chet is Bill Pullman. 1553 01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:07.840 All right, let's random cast Twister. 1554 01:05:07.900 --> 01:05:08.699 Let's see where we're going. 1555 01:05:08.719 --> 01:05:10.050 I don't think you can remake that. 1556 01:05:10.550 --> 01:05:12.289 Yeah, who would you do as Helen Hunt? 1557 01:05:12.730 --> 01:05:14.070 Helen Hunt would be played by. 1558 01:05:14.070 --> 01:05:16.130 Reese Witherspoon. 1559 01:05:16.150 --> 01:05:20.190 Ooh, poor Emma Stone. She just got cast in the 1560 01:05:20.230 --> 01:05:20.829 Twister remake. 1561 01:05:20.969 --> 01:05:21.710 Oh, I like her. 1562 01:05:21.750 --> 01:05:22.329 She'd be good in it. 1563 01:05:22.329 --> 01:05:23.639 I do, too. That's why I feel bad for her. 1564 01:05:23.650 --> 01:05:27.760 She'd actually be good. She's a little above Twister remake. Well, 1565 01:05:27.820 --> 01:05:29.300 so is Helen Hunt, to be fair. 1566 01:05:29.610 --> 01:05:33.619 At that point, yeah. She was well past that. Yeah, 1567 01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:34.039 pretty much. 1568 01:05:34.059 --> 01:05:36.460 She shouldn't have done Twister. But that was a nice 1569 01:05:36.519 --> 01:05:38.219 payday for all parties involved. 1570 01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:38.860 Yeah, absolutely. 1571 01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:39.340 I'm pretty sure. 1572 01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:39.960 Absolutely. 1573 01:05:40.260 --> 01:05:41.039 It was pretty fun. 1574 01:05:41.099 --> 01:05:45.679 Actually, wasn't the guy that was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? 1575 01:05:46.119 --> 01:05:46.460 Alan Ruck? 1576 01:05:47.250 --> 01:05:50.559 Wasn't he also in Twister? There's a lot of random 1577 01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:51.539 people running around. 1578 01:05:51.739 --> 01:05:52.519 He's in Speed. 1579 01:05:52.880 --> 01:05:56.579 The other Jean Dubon movie. Oh, and a young... What's 1580 01:05:56.639 --> 01:05:59.559 his name? The guy who played... Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah. 1581 01:05:59.599 --> 01:06:00.000 He is? 1582 01:06:00.260 --> 01:06:00.599 Yeah. 1583 01:06:00.699 --> 01:06:02.909 He played the same character that he played in Boogie Nights, 1584 01:06:02.929 --> 01:06:03.889 because that would be awesome. 1585 01:06:04.210 --> 01:06:05.530 He's the same in every movie. 1586 01:06:05.550 --> 01:06:06.929 He's a cameraman, right? 1587 01:06:07.250 --> 01:06:12.030 Except in My Boyfriend's Back. If only he was still 1588 01:06:12.070 --> 01:06:13.809 around so I could bring that up to him and 1589 01:06:13.829 --> 01:06:14.989 he'd be like, ah, damn it. 1590 01:06:15.010 --> 01:06:16.030 Shut up. 1591 01:06:18.510 --> 01:06:21.809 So. Yeah, well, who would play Bill? Who is our Bill? 1592 01:06:22.369 --> 01:06:24.610 Okay, Liam Hemsworth just came up. 1593 01:06:24.670 --> 01:06:26.010 Tough luck, dude. 1594 01:06:26.030 --> 01:06:30.000 That works. Because I'd be like, I can't tell Liam from. 1595 01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.599 I'll give you that one. At least they are brothers. 1596 01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:33.820 They have the same last name. 1597 01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:36.559 And they do look kind of alike. Now, granted, Thor 1598 01:06:36.579 --> 01:06:37.760 looks a little more like Thor. 1599 01:06:37.820 --> 01:06:40.539 But it's like if you look at Liam and you're 1600 01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:42.380 just like, if Thor had a younger brother. 1601 01:06:43.289 --> 01:06:45.449 Or you could throw Tom Hiddleston in there for that matter. 1602 01:06:46.389 --> 01:06:49.860 Now that, well, have you seen Skull Island? Because it's 1603 01:06:49.889 --> 01:06:52.460 kind of like Tom Hiddleston in the middle of Twister, 1604 01:06:52.559 --> 01:06:56.360 only if Twister was awesome. Because Skull Island's badass. But 1605 01:06:56.500 --> 01:06:59.099 it does feel like it's that same idea of like, 1606 01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:01.900 let's throw a lot of things in this mix and 1607 01:07:01.940 --> 01:07:02.579 see if they work. 1608 01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.329 And like, it kind of gets nailed in Skull Island. 1609 01:07:05.610 --> 01:07:08.889 Everything fun just kind of happens and it's awesome. And 1610 01:07:08.949 --> 01:07:11.349 Tom Hiddleston's just sort of along for the ride and 1611 01:07:11.369 --> 01:07:13.610 really doesn't have much to do. So that's what makes 1612 01:07:13.690 --> 01:07:14.050 me think. 1613 01:07:16.210 --> 01:07:18.579 I mean, he certainly does as Loki because he steals 1614 01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:19.360 those movies. 1615 01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:22.019 You think so? I can't look past his wig. 1616 01:07:22.380 --> 01:07:24.760 He doesn't need to be the villain because he's not 1617 01:07:24.820 --> 01:07:28.079 really a villain because everybody loves him anyway. So like he's... 1618 01:07:28.570 --> 01:07:31.110 Become his own weird thing in those movies that I 1619 01:07:31.150 --> 01:07:32.469 don't even know what to do with anymore. 1620 01:07:32.489 --> 01:07:35.210 I bet there's a whole lot of Loki fan fiction. 1621 01:07:35.230 --> 01:07:35.849 Oh, yeah. 1622 01:07:36.010 --> 01:07:38.190 You know, the world of fan fiction is weird. 1623 01:07:38.230 --> 01:07:41.559 Fangirls have a thing for Loki that you will not believe. 1624 01:07:41.579 --> 01:07:43.380 Yeah. And the wig? 1625 01:07:44.380 --> 01:07:45.900 Maybe they put the wig on. 1626 01:07:45.900 --> 01:07:47.500 The wig has its own separate series. 1627 01:07:47.860 --> 01:07:50.110 Oh, yeah. Start typing those right now. 1628 01:07:50.929 --> 01:07:51.670 I've got a good one.

1629 01:07:51.889 --> 01:07:52.150 All right. 1630 01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:57.780 And it's in my don't category, but maybe it should be. 1631 01:07:57.789 --> 01:07:58.650 Let's do it anyway. 1632 01:07:59.250 --> 01:08:00.409 Big Trouble in Little China. 1633 01:08:01.210 --> 01:08:02.110 They're doing it. 1634 01:08:02.150 --> 01:08:02.619 Yeah, I think they are. 1635 01:08:02.630 --> 01:08:03.550 You heard that, right? 1636 01:08:03.650 --> 01:08:04.550 No, I haven't. 1637 01:08:04.670 --> 01:08:05.449 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1638 01:08:05.469 --> 01:08:07.449 And it's one of those, I would say. It could work. 1639 01:08:07.789 --> 01:08:09.869 I would say, well, once again, it's like, I would 1640 01:08:09.889 --> 01:08:10.389 say don't. 1641 01:08:10.469 --> 01:08:11.389 And then I heard the casting. 1642 01:08:11.449 --> 01:08:14.289 I was like, son of a bitch. Because it falls 1643 01:08:14.369 --> 01:08:16.710 back to my, I'm going to love him no matter what. 1644 01:08:17.829 --> 01:08:18.529 Freaking rock. 1645 01:08:18.890 --> 01:08:19.729 Remake. 1646 01:08:19.970 --> 01:08:20.170 Yep. 1647 01:08:20.899 --> 01:08:23.119 Don't put The Rock in it they put The Rock 1648 01:08:23.140 --> 01:08:26.100 Dwayne Johnson oh my god and I'm like you. 1649 01:08:26.010 --> 01:08:27.970 Can't hate that he's so. 1650 01:08:28.109 --> 01:08:31.909 Damn charismatic he really is he really is he doesn't 1651 01:08:31.930 --> 01:08:34.310 like The Rock so I'm like I don't know if 1652 01:08:34.350 --> 01:08:37.090 it's gonna turn out great but I'll watch it I'm 1653 01:08:37.170 --> 01:08:38.729 gonna wanna see what he does. 1654 01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:40.699 Cause he's The Rock and he's always fun and. 1655 01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:43.220 Ashley Miller well like we said before he made uh 1656 01:08:44.569 --> 01:08:45.369 Scorpion King. 1657 01:08:45.729 --> 01:08:47.369 Your favorite movie, Scorpion King? 1658 01:08:47.489 --> 01:08:49.619 Scorpion King is not my favorite movie. I guess I 1659 01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:49.920 watch it. 1660 01:08:49.939 --> 01:08:51.439 It's got the rock. I mean, BAPS is your favorite movie, 1661 01:08:51.479 --> 01:08:55.560 but second is Scorpion King. We're establishing your list of favorites. 1662 01:08:56.149 --> 01:08:56.409 All right. 1663 01:08:56.449 --> 01:08:58.850 Well, then I get a second go because I didn't 1664 01:08:58.890 --> 01:09:00.770 realize that that was being remade. 1665 01:09:00.909 --> 01:09:03.739 All right. So when does that come out? I mean, 1666 01:09:03.939 --> 01:09:06.039 I thought they were already making it, so it could 1667 01:09:06.060 --> 01:09:07.260 be out by the end of this year. 1668 01:09:07.279 --> 01:09:07.779 All right. 1669 01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:14.300 So another one of my don't category. These can't be remade. 1670 01:09:16.520 --> 01:09:19.350 No one will ever remake Blazing Saddles. 1671 01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:20.729 I had that on my list, actually. 1672 01:09:20.750 --> 01:09:21.869 Oh, yeah, you can't. 1673 01:09:21.949 --> 01:09:23.170 That was my question. I was going to throw it 1674 01:09:23.229 --> 01:09:25.170 out because how do you. 1675 01:09:25.470 --> 01:09:26.149 You can't do it. 1676 01:09:26.170 --> 01:09:28.649 Well, I'm saying, no, they would still try to because 1677 01:09:28.689 --> 01:09:29.310 it's a property. 1678 01:09:29.350 --> 01:09:31.289 So a studio is going to be like, yeah, that's 1679 01:09:31.449 --> 01:09:32.180 going to make money. 1680 01:09:32.569 --> 01:09:36.439 So what did they do to homogenize it to the 1681 01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:40.479 point where now it's so watered down and lame that 1682 01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:44.420 it could get greenlit? I'm trying to think, how could 1683 01:09:44.460 --> 01:09:47.810 you still make it fit what's going on, and yet 1684 01:09:47.859 --> 01:09:51.909 take out everything offensive. I mean, I don't know how 1685 01:09:51.930 --> 01:09:55.729 you're left with a movie. Like, the plot itself centers 1686 01:09:55.770 --> 01:09:59.470 around a situation that I feel like you can't really do, 1687 01:10:00.189 --> 01:10:03.189 certainly not easily at this point in time. So it's like, 1688 01:10:03.369 --> 01:10:04.729 what do you do with that? 1689 01:10:05.010 --> 01:10:10.310 Although I will argue that if we ever needed it 1690 01:10:10.970 --> 01:10:12.529 at any point in time, it's now. 1691 01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:18.119 We could actually use a little freaking humor about... I 1692 01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:22.460 feel like there's only one way you could make this happen. 1693 01:10:22.479 --> 01:10:23.520 You'd have to flip it completely. 1694 01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:25.560 Here's my thing. If you wanted to try to do 1695 01:10:25.640 --> 01:10:28.899 it instead of our Cleavon Little, which, oddly enough, this 1696 01:10:29.699 --> 01:10:33.840 also isn't terrible casting, Dave Chappelle. Got away with a 1697 01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:36.819 lot of shit on his show. If he decided to 1698 01:10:36.880 --> 01:10:38.020 come back to acting. 1699 01:10:38.039 --> 01:10:39.020 And do Blazing Saddles. 1700 01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:41.489 And do Blazing Saddles. Like, he could almost pull it. 1701 01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:42.119 He had that. 1702 01:10:42.180 --> 01:10:42.920 But the beauty. 1703 01:10:42.899 --> 01:10:46.479 Of Blazing Saddles was it made fun of everybody. 1704 01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:47.319 Oh, it did. 1705 01:10:47.340 --> 01:10:49.039 But nobody hears that now. 1706 01:10:49.319 --> 01:10:50.279 No, no, no. I know. 1707 01:10:50.300 --> 01:10:52.060 Nobody catches the other stuff. 1708 01:10:52.100 --> 01:10:53.689 And it's like, as you watch... And because they showed 1709 01:10:53.699 --> 01:10:55.710 it on television when we were kids. So we saw 1710 01:10:55.750 --> 01:10:58.350 the original. Then we saw, like, as it... kept getting 1711 01:10:58.390 --> 01:10:59.689 more and more edited for television. 1712 01:10:59.710 -->

01:11:01.829 Well, what's funny is they didn't edit a lot of 1713 01:11:01.850 --> 01:11:02.949 that stuff in the beginning there. 1714 01:11:02.970 --> 01:11:05.029 Yeah, and then they quit showing it because it's just 1715 01:11:05.069 --> 01:11:05.689 too whatever. 1716 01:11:05.729 --> 01:11:07.390 But it made fun of everybody. It ended up in 1717 01:11:07.409 --> 01:11:09.029 the Song of the South bin. 1718 01:11:09.369 --> 01:11:13.090 Like, oh, we can't, no. Like the natives talking about, 1719 01:11:13.109 --> 01:11:15.430 you know, the people that were coming in and they're 1720 01:11:15.470 --> 01:11:19.149 speaking Yiddish. Like, that is funny. You know, like Mel 1721 01:11:19.189 --> 01:11:20.630 Brooks is, I mean. 1722 01:11:21.250 --> 01:11:23.369 Well, again, it's written by a black guy and a 1723 01:11:23.390 --> 01:11:25.270 Jewish guy, so they kind of felt like they had 1724 01:11:25.300 --> 01:11:27.300 a license to make fun of everybody, and they kind 1725 01:11:27.340 --> 01:11:27.579 of did. 1726 01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:29.819 And I think, you know, you get some kind of weird, like, bizarre, 1727 01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:32.140 I can't think of who the modern-day Martin Lawrence is, 1728 01:11:32.180 --> 01:11:34.079 but Martin Lawrence trying to, like, flip it and. 1729 01:11:34.050 --> 01:11:35.029 Make it a completely different scene. 1730 01:11:35.050 --> 01:11:36.369 That's why I'm sticking with Chappelle. 1731 01:11:36.430 --> 01:11:36.590 Yeah. 1732 01:11:36.609 --> 01:11:39.310 Martin Lawrence will make, like, First Night again. No, what 1733 01:11:39.329 --> 01:11:40.170 the hell was Black Night? 1734 01:11:40.729 --> 01:11:41.149 First Night. 1735 01:11:41.510 --> 01:11:42.109 First Night. 1736 01:11:42.189 --> 01:11:45.979 No, wait, I like... Chris Rock. Which is the one 1737 01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:48.060 that I like of the night movies, and I always 1738 01:11:48.100 --> 01:11:50.229 say First Night. You guys are like, no, no. 1739 01:11:50.310 --> 01:11:52.130 No, that's Richard Gere, damn it. 1740 01:11:52.170 --> 01:11:53.630 No, it's Richard Gere and Sean Connery. 1741 01:11:53.829 --> 01:11:54.310 Chris Tucker. 1742 01:11:56.250 --> 01:12:01.069 Chris tucker goes back in time to become the first 1743 01:12:01.170 --> 01:12:02.289 black knight. 1744 01:12:02.189 --> 01:12:04.750 Anyway first black knight. 1745 01:12:03.970 --> 01:12:05.670 I was thinking of shanghai. 1746 01:12:05.220 --> 01:12:08.119 But like a movie you shouldn't remake another mel brooks 1747 01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:11.260 you should not make young frankenstein like that oh yeah i. 1748 01:12:11.180 --> 01:12:12.640 Feel like they're gonna want to at some. 1749 01:12:12.500 --> 01:12:15.239 Point they can't i mean you cannot do that. 1750 01:12:15.479 --> 01:12:19.340 Again it's so hinges on that performance like you could 1751 01:12:19.359 --> 01:12:21.920 cast everybody up they're all great but i'm like you 1752 01:12:21.939 --> 01:12:23.260

could recast everybody else. 1753 01:12:23.140 --> 01:12:25.819 But like You can't recast Gene Wilder. 1754 01:12:25.859 --> 01:12:28.619 And again, they've tried to do it with Willy Wonka. 1755 01:12:28.699 --> 01:12:29.239 And Madeline Kahn. 1756 01:12:29.270 --> 01:12:29.930 And it went horrible. 1757 01:12:29.970 --> 01:12:32.069 You can't redo Madeline Kahn either because to me, she's 1758 01:12:32.109 --> 01:12:32.850 phenomenal in that role. 1759 01:12:32.869 --> 01:12:34.489 She's always pretty phenomenal. Yeah. 1760 01:12:34.590 --> 01:12:36.829 Which is another great reason why I love Clue because 1761 01:12:36.869 --> 01:12:43.880 she was great. Flames! Flames! On the side of my face! Paving! Breathing! Breathless! 1762 01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:44.539 I love her. 1763 01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:46.239 Yeah. 1764 01:12:46.260 --> 01:12:49.260 She's great. Yeah, I mean, there's so many great performances 1765 01:12:49.300 --> 01:12:49.699 in that. 1766 01:12:49.640 --> 01:12:51.760 That you can't. Oh, what's his name is the straight 1767 01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:54.960 guy in Clue? The... Who ends up being the FBI guy. 1768 01:12:54.979 --> 01:12:58.340 Michael McKean. He's great. 1769 01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:01.699 I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife. 1770 01:13:01.720 --> 01:13:03.560 Yikes. 1771 01:13:03.899 --> 01:13:08.720 Yeah, I wanted to live in the Clue house and 1772 01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:10.819 have a Clue night. I thought that was the coolest 1773 01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:12.579 thing ever. Going back to Clue. Anyway. 1774 01:13:12.819 --> 01:13:17.800 But we skipped over. We just said you can't recast. 1775 01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:20.500 Because I've said for years that's what screws up. You 1776 01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:24.510 can't recast Willy Wonka. You can't recast Gene Wilder in 1777 01:13:24.529 --> 01:13:27.949 Young Frankenstein, but we totally skipped over Blazing Saddles, which 1778 01:13:28.029 --> 01:13:31.270 I also think is one of his most amazing performances. 1779 01:13:32.090 --> 01:13:34.689 But again, neither of those guys were supposed to be that, 1780 01:13:34.770 --> 01:13:37.659 so they weren't dead set on him. He was way 1781 01:13:37.699 --> 01:13:40.619 down on the list when they cast him in Blazing Saddles. 1782 01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:43.520 So who's our gunslinger. 1783 01:13:43.279 --> 01:13:44.100 In this remake? 1784 01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:49.789 Tom Hardy. I mean. 1785 01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:52.600 Again, if we're not going super comedic. 1786 01:13:53.090 --> 01:13:54.770 No, but that would be the funny part. He tries 1787 01:13:54.789 --> 01:13:57.289 to be comedic. He's so odd and awkward when he 1788 01:13:57.310 --> 01:14:00.229 tries to be comedic. But it would kind of work. 1789 01:14:00.729 --> 01:14:05.170 It's not the worst thing. It's a would-have-to-be-seen kind of thing. 1790 01:14:05.189 --> 01:14:05.510 Yeah. 1791 01:14:05.649 --> 01:14:06.800 I don't know if it would work, but. 1792 01:14:06.810 --> 01:14:11.140 I think he could pull it off, but I don't know. But, okay, 1793 01:14:11.180 --> 01:14:14.579 so let's see. How about... So if we're not doing that. 1794 01:14:14.640 --> 01:14:18.899 Well, okay, if we're going pretty lateral move, Jesse Eisenberg. 1795 01:14:18.920 --> 01:14:19.420 Okay. 1796 01:14:20.510 --> 01:14:24.340 I mean, is he not kind of a new Gene Wilder-ish? Like, 1797 01:14:24.380 --> 01:14:27.739 he doesn't have that level of charm. He's got a 1798 01:14:27.739 --> 01:14:31.979 little more neurotic, but it's not far off. 1799 01:14:32.020 --> 01:14:35.350 Yeah, it's not that far off. It's not far off 1800 01:14:35.369 --> 01:14:36.409 at all. 1801 01:14:36.449 --> 01:14:37.989 Oh, man. Yeah, that's a good one. 1802 01:14:38.010 --> 01:14:40.819 All right. Here. I got another one. 1803 01:14:41.109 --> 01:14:41.329 All right. 1804 01:14:41.350 --> 01:14:43.300 Well, wait. No, no, no. We're still back on. 1805 01:14:44.590 --> 01:14:46.310 I think, I don't know. I don't know that we 1806 01:14:46.350 --> 01:14:47.340 can do anything else with it. 1807 01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:48.909 I thought Paul would have a good, he'd be like, yeah, 1808 01:14:48.949 --> 01:14:49.329 I got it. 1809 01:14:49.399 --> 01:14:51.380 Well, no, I was thinking, I mean, I couldn't think 1810 01:14:51.409 --> 01:14:52.479 of the guy's name, so. 1811 01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:54.140 And I would just be looking. 1812 01:14:54.159 --> 01:14:55.619 It'd be great to have movie conversations where people are 1813 01:14:55.640 --> 01:14:57.199 always like, wait a minute, that guy, the guy with 1814 01:14:57.239 --> 01:14:57.680 the arms. 1815 01:14:57.699 --> 01:14:58.510 That one guy. 1816 01:14:58.539 --> 01:14:59.420 The short, long hair. 1817 01:14:59.659 --> 01:15:01.800 He had a face and now it's off. 1818 01:15:02.039 --> 01:15:03.260 The man with no face, Mel Gibson. 1819 01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:07.380 No, okay. So I was. 1820 01:15:07.300 --> 01:15:13.060 Thinking about how office space could be remade, which made 1821 01:15:13.100 --> 01:15:16.470 me think, 9 to 5 needs to be remade. 1822 01:15:16.649 --> 01:15:18.489 No, and I thought they were talking about it. 1823 01:15:18.670 --> 01:15:21.510 I mean, didn't they like try to do it for 1824 01:15:21.529 --> 01:15:24.850 TV or something? Like it feels like they were. Well, 1825 01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:27.399 that's a mistake. But remaking the movie would be a 1826 01:15:27.439 --> 01:15:30.220 great idea. I mean, it is one of those like 1827 01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:33.739 sometimes you've given enough time because that one's so like 1828 01:15:34.340 --> 01:15:38.439 business oriented, but it's 80s through and through business oriented. 1829 01:15:38.479 --> 01:15:41.500 So I'm like, there's definitely a way you could update 1830 01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:42.840 the world that it's in. 1831 01:15:43.640 --> 01:15:46.699 But we now live in a world that. 1832 01:15:46.579 -->

01:15:50.949 Most of the stuff going on, hopefully, ideally isn't still 1833 01:15:50.989 --> 01:15:51.489 going on. 1834 01:15:51.569 --> 01:15:52.750 I don't think that's 100% true. 1835 01:15:53.069 --> 01:15:55.920 No, it's not. It's still going on. But again, it's 1836 01:15:56.000 --> 01:16:00.079 not that... It's not that... accepted the way that it 1837 01:16:00.140 --> 01:16:02.520 was even still in the 80s it's not overt it's 1838 01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:06.140 not constant which is why you could retell it because 1839 01:16:06.199 --> 01:16:08.989 it's a totally fresh you could do it as story 1840 01:16:09.489 --> 01:16:11.630 at that point that it is a little more underlying 1841 01:16:11.750 --> 01:16:14.770 now and like there are guys that are the bosses 1842 01:16:14.850 --> 01:16:18.130 that are pretending like everything's cool and everybody is on 1843 01:16:18.170 --> 01:16:20.720 a level playing field but that's not what goes on 1844 01:16:20.739 --> 01:16:23.619 right the real things that go on is they're still 1845 01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:26.439 getting screwed over and they're still getting like throwing out 1846 01:16:26.460 --> 01:16:29.289 the worst jobs and less pay and all of that shit. 1847 01:16:29.310 --> 01:16:30.930 So there is a way to do that that's got 1848 01:16:30.970 --> 01:16:32.350 a little more edge to it now. 1849 01:16:33.189 --> 01:16:37.449 Now are we casting? Are we going to the back computer? 1850 01:16:37.909 --> 01:16:38.529 Who needs to. 1851 01:16:38.489 --> 01:16:40.430 Be Dolly Parton is really all that matters. 1852 01:16:40.649 --> 01:16:41.340 Oh, okay. 1853 01:16:41.979 --> 01:16:44.300 Sofia Vergara just came. 1854 01:16:43.840 --> 01:16:46.140 Up and I'm like, well, perfect. 1855 01:16:46.380 --> 01:16:48.880 I mean, I don't, I'm not thrilled with her usually 1856 01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:52.619 as performance wise, but I mean, again, that is exactly 1857 01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:55.449 where Hollywood would go at this point. I actually like her. 1858 01:16:58.260 --> 01:17:01.079 I can't. Modern Family. She's great. 1859 01:17:02.279 --> 01:17:03.939 I like everybody else. 1860 01:17:04.680 --> 01:17:08.420 Oh, I love her in Modern Family. Closest, closest, closest, closest, closest. 1861 01:17:08.500 --> 01:17:12.729 So who would be Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dabney Coleman. 1862 01:17:12.739 --> 01:17:15.289 I'm trying to think what's sitting next to her on 1863 01:17:15.310 --> 01:17:17.869 this little computer scenario is Brad Pitt. 1864 01:17:18.569 --> 01:17:22.789 I'm trying to picture Brad Pitt now as the Dabney Coleman. 1865 01:17:22.850 --> 01:17:23.109 Yeah. 1866 01:17:23.430 --> 01:17:26.130 That's an interesting scenario. I totally see it. 1867 01:17:26.189 --> 01:17:26.430 Yeah. 1868 01:17:26.689 --> 01:17:27.710 So here's the other two. 1869 01:17:28.750 --> 01:17:31.970 Okay, Beyonce. We got to work in a little updated. 1870 01:17:31.989 --> 01:17:34.949 Beyonce and Naomi Watts.

All right. 1871 01:17:35.029 --> 01:17:35.310 Okay. 1872 01:17:35.810 --> 01:17:36.850 That all kind of works. 1873 01:17:36.909 --> 01:17:37.329 Kind of good. 1874 01:17:37.649 --> 01:17:39.729 The computer came up with some good options here. The 1875 01:17:39.770 --> 01:17:43.029 computer does not lie. Yeah, it's sad that it's kind 1876 01:17:43.050 --> 01:17:44.210 of got its pulse on the. 1877 01:17:45.369 --> 01:17:46.689 Whatever algorithm they're using. 1878 01:17:46.850 --> 01:17:49.890 The waves of Hollywood and the shit that's probably actually 1879 01:17:49.909 --> 01:17:50.550 going to get made. 1880 01:17:50.569 --> 01:17:54.380 So yeah, I can kind of see this. 1881 01:17:54.489 --> 01:17:55.369 All right, let's do it. 1882 01:17:55.729 --> 01:17:56.300 Nine to five. 1883 01:17:56.319 --> 01:17:56.880 There we go. 1884 01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:57.340 Done. 1885 01:17:57.399 --> 01:17:58.439 We'll write Brad Pitt. 1886 01:17:59.489 --> 01:18:05.390 Dear Brad, we've got a movie idea. Sound good? It's 1887 01:18:05.430 --> 01:18:06.850 totally original and hip. 1888 01:18:07.010 --> 01:18:08.050 Call me back. 1889 01:18:08.489 --> 01:18:09.489 Love, Brian. 1890 01:18:09.510 --> 01:18:14.989 Check yes. I don't know. You know, there's so many 1891 01:18:15.050 --> 01:18:23.180 things that you can remake and make. I feel like 1892 01:18:23.220 --> 01:18:25.319 this is what happens when they sit around to think 1893 01:18:25.359 --> 01:18:28.439 about making movies. They're like, what if we do this? 1894 01:18:28.579 --> 01:18:28.859 Because. 1895 01:18:29.560 --> 01:18:31.399 How many times can you do some of this stuff? 1896 01:18:33.039 --> 01:18:36.119 I'm surprised they haven't already remade, like, the first Iron 1897 01:18:36.149 --> 01:18:37.159 Man movie at this point. 1898 01:18:37.869 --> 01:18:39.510 I was thinking that when I was making my list. 1899 01:18:39.550 --> 01:18:42.189 I was like, is it already time for them to reboot? 1900 01:18:42.489 --> 01:18:45.069 I mean, no, because Marvel's worked. But it's funny that, 1901 01:18:45.300 --> 01:18:47.859 the DC stuff that keeps getting messed up, and well, 1902 01:18:47.920 --> 01:18:49.119 even Marvel, if you go back. 1903 01:18:49.279 --> 01:18:52.000 I mean, Hulk, they totally. 1904 01:18:51.579 --> 01:18:53.819 Gave up on in one movie. How many times? Like 1905 01:18:53.840 --> 01:18:54.180 three times? 1906 01:18:54.279 --> 01:18:56.890 Yeah. I mean, the one they threw out there, but 1907 01:18:56.989 --> 01:18:59.909 almost immediately, they were like, nope, we've got this bigger plan. 1908 01:18:59.949 --> 01:19:00.850 We still want to make it work. 1909 01:19:00.989 --> 01:19:01.510 Do it again. 1910 01:19:02.029 --> 01:19:05.329 And even then, the leading man got thrown out. So 1911 01:19:05.369 --> 01:19:08.420 it's like they already... Remade the movie one. Well, not remade, 1912 01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:12.260 but like they rebooted again. They still didn't like the actor. 1913 01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:15.060 They rebooted the actor and like they finally got it 1914 01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:18.739 to work. And now I keep saying it's because he's 1915 01:19:18.819 --> 01:19:22.319 not the lead. Like people love Hulk now, but he's 1916 01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:25.140 never been lead again since then. He's always just brought 1917 01:19:25.199 --> 01:19:27.649 in to be like the money shot at the end 1918 01:19:27.689 --> 01:19:28.060 of the movie. 1919 01:19:28.100 --> 01:19:28.810 He's the muscle. 1920 01:19:28.979 --> 01:19:30.649 He's going to show up and just tear the hell 1921 01:19:30.689 --> 01:19:32.229 out of things. And that's what we're here for. We 1922 01:19:32.250 --> 01:19:34.210 don't want an hour and a half of other stuff 1923 01:19:34.250 --> 01:19:34.850 and talking shit. 1924 01:19:35.340 --> 01:19:36.819 Although I think the way... But, you know, I don't 1925 01:19:36.899 --> 01:19:38.600 like the way that they do that. Like, I don't 1926 01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:40.619 like the way they divvy everybody up and put them 1927 01:19:40.659 --> 01:19:43.760 into other things. Like, the Iron Man franchise was pretty awesome. 1928 01:19:44.239 --> 01:19:46.619 And then you start to see, like, Iron Man and, like, 1929 01:19:47.560 --> 01:19:49.359 whatever else. And here he is in this, and here 1930 01:19:49.380 --> 01:19:50.770 he is in that. And then there's a reference to 1931 01:19:50.819 --> 01:19:51.869 him in whatever. 1932 01:19:52.010 --> 01:19:52.989 In, like, Doctor Strange. 1933 01:19:53.010 --> 01:19:56.050 He's gonna be in Spider-Man. Right, and I don't like that. 1934 01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:57.430 I just want my Tony Stark. 1935 01:19:57.449 --> 01:19:58.729 You don't understand the universe. 1936 01:19:58.890 --> 01:20:02.949 I do, but I like a clean, the good stuff 1937 01:20:02.989 --> 01:20:03.430 I just want. 1938 01:20:03.329 --> 01:20:03.689 To keep pure. 1939 01:20:03.710 --> 01:20:05.800 That is not how the Marvel Universe works. 1940 01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:09.699 Everything's about crossover. It's all about planning 12 movies ahead. 1941 01:20:09.720 --> 01:20:14.319 Ugh. Well, yeah. I mean, I guess there's some kind 1942 01:20:14.399 --> 01:20:17.659 of combination of Doctor Strange and Thor, right? Because that's 1943 01:20:17.699 --> 01:20:20.960 the reference spoiler alert at the end. And it's like, no. 1944 01:20:21.000 --> 01:20:22.399 Which I really love Doctor Strange. 1945 01:20:22.430 --> 01:20:23.430 Doctor Strange, and I like Thor. 1946 01:20:23.439 --> 01:20:27.090 Have you seen the new Ragnarok trailer? Because, I mean, 1947 01:20:27.130 --> 01:20:28.569 if you want to see Hulk, I mean, that's. 1948 01:20:28.989 --> 01:20:30.529 Is there Hulk? Oh, yeah. 1949 01:20:30.689 --> 01:20:31.090 There's Hulk. 1950 01:20:31.109 --> 01:20:31.720 I haven't seen it. 1951 01:20:31.869 --> 01:20:34.930 And, like, that's kind of why. 1952 01:20:35.050 --> 01:20:36.050 Again, that's

why it works. 1953 01:20:36.069 --> 01:20:39.170 Because, like, if there's anything in the MCU that I'm. 1954 01:20:39.109 --> 01:20:40.869 Bored by, it's the Thor story. 1955 01:20:42.260 --> 01:20:43.359 I don't like those. 1956 01:20:43.760 --> 01:20:45.979 I just, I don't hate them. I'm just like, I'm 1957 01:20:46.000 --> 01:20:46.479 so bored. 1958 01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:48.560 I don't care. I don't care about Asgard. 1959 01:20:48.579 --> 01:20:50.520 I don't care about all this bullshit. When Thor goes 1960 01:20:50.550 --> 01:20:53.350 to Earth, it's entertaining. Like, I like, I like Hiddleston. 1961 01:20:53.949 --> 01:20:54.449 Not Hiddleston. 1962 01:20:54.649 --> 01:20:56.569 I like Hemsworth. I like all of them. 1963 01:20:56.590 --> 01:20:58.930 Yeah, you're Hiddleston Hemsworth fan fiction going on. 1964 01:20:59.369 --> 01:21:03.529 I'm writing that at home. But like, it just works 1965 01:21:03.789 --> 01:21:06.149 better out of that weird scenario. 1966 01:21:06.590 --> 01:21:09.489 So at least I just saw the trailer for Ragnarok 1967 01:21:09.529 --> 01:21:12.100 now and I'm just like, All right, they took all 1968 01:21:12.119 --> 01:21:14.619 the things that were boring and changed them because now 1969 01:21:14.659 --> 01:21:19.489 he's getting taken somewhere else. It's not your standard Asgard setup. 1970 01:21:19.789 --> 01:21:20.210 I like Asgard. 1971 01:21:20.229 --> 01:21:20.770 They're crammy. 1972 01:21:20.810 --> 01:21:23.189 Why do you not like Asgard? 1973 01:21:23.210 --> 01:21:24.430 Because it's boring. 1974 01:21:24.710 --> 01:21:25.329 It's cool. 1975 01:21:25.390 --> 01:21:28.960 It's like they're so advanced, but it still looks ancient. 1976 01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:30.359 It looks old-timey. 1977 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:33.600 Sorry, I was thinking about Asgard. 1978 01:21:34.149 --> 01:21:35.149 So, I don't know. 1979 01:21:35.350 --> 01:21:36.609 But that's the thing. 1980 01:21:36.750 --> 01:21:38.590 All of that seems like it's changed. Like, they've kind 1981 01:21:38.630 --> 01:21:41.250 of been like, yeah, nobody really cared about that last movie. So, 1982 01:21:41.289 --> 01:21:43.050 let's change it all up. So, now it's a whole 1983 01:21:43.090 --> 01:21:47.600 different space. Whole different characters are involved. And what always 1984 01:21:47.619 --> 01:21:49.600 saves any of these movies, Cram Hulk in there to 1985 01:21:49.640 --> 01:21:52.319 tear shit up. So, it's all there. So, I'm like, 1986 01:21:52.779 --> 01:21:54.800 now I'm ready to buy the ticket. Like, I at 1987 01:21:54.840 --> 01:21:56.279 least want to see what they do with this one. 1988 01:21:56.340 --> 01:22:01.989 So, I don't get superheroes. You're on the wrong show. 1989 01:22:02.430 --> 01:22:03.250 I don't get superheroes. 1990 01:22:04.579 --> 01:22:05.439 I don't get them. 1991 01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:06.199 Oh, no. 1992 01:22:06.479 --> 01:22:10.859 So they made a... So the new thing is called Ragnarok? Yes. 1993 01:22:10.899 --> 01:22:14.649 Did you see the other Ragnarok from 2013? I heard 1994 01:22:14.750 --> 01:22:17.250 it's great. It actually is really good. You and I 1995 01:22:17.270 --> 01:22:17.720 watched it. 1996 01:22:17.770 --> 01:22:18.239 What is it? 1997 01:22:18.270 --> 01:22:21.189 I don't remember it. It's the Norwegian film where they 1998 01:22:21.210 --> 01:22:21.369 have to. 1999 01:22:21.369 --> 01:22:25.699 Oh, they gotta get out of town because there's a flood. 2000 01:22:25.739 --> 01:22:29.909 That's the wave. like that. That's called The Wave. That 2001 01:22:29.949 --> 01:22:31.050 was also Norwegian films. 2002 01:22:31.090 --> 01:22:33.050 Norwegian films are awesome by the way. 2003 01:22:33.069 --> 01:22:34.909 So we can start a Norwegian series. 2004 01:22:34.970 --> 01:22:35.329 Oh yeah. 2005 01:22:35.350 --> 01:22:38.109 We'll start working on that too. Troll Hunter. 2006 01:22:38.140 --> 01:22:39.100 So wait what was Ragnarok? 2007 01:22:39.109 --> 01:22:39.819 Troll Hunter. 2008 01:22:40.199 --> 01:22:45.939 That's the one where they are looking for like archaeological 2009 01:22:46.159 --> 01:22:51.600 stuff and they end up on this island and it's being. 2010 01:22:51.619 --> 01:22:52.750 Oh yeah yeah yeah. 2011 01:22:52.810 --> 01:22:54.970 It's in the middle of the forest and there's a 2012 01:22:55.069 --> 01:22:56.470 lake that has an island on it. 2013 01:22:56.529 --> 01:22:59.680 So there you go. Like Those are movies that are 2014 01:23:00.500 --> 01:23:03.180 cool Norwegian films, and I heard they were going to 2015 01:23:03.220 --> 01:23:05.659 remake Trollhunter with an American cast. 2016 01:23:05.729 --> 01:23:06.289 Of course. 2017 01:23:06.630 --> 01:23:07.630 Which would not work. 2018 01:23:07.670 --> 01:23:08.489 It's all about America. 2019 01:23:08.529 --> 01:23:12.670 I mean, the charm of Trollhunter is like the scenery, 2020 01:23:13.069 --> 01:23:17.310 the cast, the Trollhunter. I mean, who are you going 2021 01:23:17.340 --> 01:23:19.039 to cast as that guy if you had to remake 2022 01:23:19.060 --> 01:23:19.819 it with an American? 2023 01:23:20.420 --> 01:23:20.800 Chris Pratt. 2024 01:23:21.739 --> 01:23:23.560 I mean, what are you going to do? 2025 01:23:23.779 --> 01:23:26.779 You're going to get Liam Neeson and be like, play the. 2026 01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:30.210 Same guy you played as the Troll Hunter. 2027 01:23:32.149 --> 01:23:39.270 I'm tired of all these motherfucking trolls. On his motherfucking plane. 2028 01:23:39.310 --> 01:23:39.909 Troll plane. 2029 01:23:40.020 --> 01:23:41.500 Liam Neeson's troll plane. 2030 01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:43.199 Snoop Dogg. 2031 01:23:43.300 --> 01:23:44.279 Troll plane. 2032 01:23:45.739 --> 01:23:49.060 I thought soul plane was pretty funny. 2033 01:23:49.140 --> 01:23:54.180 Uh, We've written so many better movies than what comes out. 2034 01:23:55.199 --> 01:24:00.560 We have. We have a Canon film studio in this kitchen. 2035 01:24:00.850

--> 01:24:03.390 Someone give us $ 1 million. At least $ 1 million to 2036 01:24:03.409 --> 01:24:04.369 make all these movies. 2037 01:24:04.390 --> 01:24:06.010 As we learned from Birdemic, $ 10, 000. 2038 01:24:05.890 --> 01:24:06.050 $ 10, 000. 2039 01:24:05.930 --> 01:24:06.550 Per movie. 2040 01:24:06.550 --> 01:24:08.289 $ 10, 000. Yeah, Troll Hunter. Did you see that? 2041 01:24:21.550 --> 01:24:22.489 I know of it. 2042 01:24:22.689 --> 01:24:24.300 Would you remake it? Would you remake it? 2043 01:24:24.789 --> 01:24:27.409 If I was an American producer, of course I would. 2044 01:24:27.489 --> 01:24:28.729 People don't want to read. 2045 01:24:28.949 --> 01:24:29.529 It was so good. 2046 01:24:29.949 --> 01:24:32.449 Reading. Well, no, then you just do as. 2047 01:24:32.569 --> 01:24:33.689 Well, then you got Dead Snow. 2048 01:24:33.710 --> 01:24:36.550 Which is why 1970s kung fu films are so good. 2049 01:24:36.609 --> 01:24:39.510 You just overdub it poorly. I like bad dubbing. And 2050 01:24:39.529 --> 01:24:42.359 then it's great. I know that pisses off real film fans, 2051 01:24:42.380 --> 01:24:43.119 but there's. 2052 01:24:42.899 --> 01:24:45.340 Times when I want a bad. 2053 01:24:45.180 --> 01:24:47.539 Dub and I don't want to read your dumb subtitles. 2054 01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:47.920 Amen. 2055 01:24:48.260 --> 01:24:49.939 I want to see a bad. 2056 01:24:49.699 --> 01:24:50.439 Dub, so. 2057 01:24:52.100 --> 01:24:54.529 People hate me. I don't care. 2058 01:24:54.829 --> 01:24:56.789 Shaolin Mantis. That's all I got to say. 2059 01:24:56.810 --> 01:24:57.430 Damn straight. 2060 01:24:58.590 --> 01:25:01.430 I'm doing the Mantis thing. I love you dearly, Paul, 2061 01:25:01.529 --> 01:25:03.810 but I cannot handle the 70s Kung Fu. 2062 01:25:04.609 --> 01:25:05.409 What is wrong with you? 2063 01:25:05.470 --> 01:25:05.989 I don't know. 2064 01:25:06.470 --> 01:25:08.689 It broke. Something in college broken me because I had 2065 01:25:08.710 --> 01:25:11.510 a roommate that watched it and I would just be exasperated. 2066 01:25:11.529 --> 01:25:16.609 There's nothing better than 70s Kung Fu. Well, except for 2067 01:25:16.689 --> 01:25:18.930 Jet Li's remake of 70s Kung Fu. 2068 01:25:19.069 --> 01:25:20.470 I thought maybe there was a girl out there that 2069 01:25:20.529 --> 01:25:23.210 liked 70s Kung Fu. I was like, wait a minute. 2070 01:25:23.229 --> 01:25:23.829 Where is she now? 2071 01:25:23.850 --> 01:25:24.970 I'm sure there's a ton of them. 2072 01:25:25.550 --> 01:25:27.310 I'm just, you know, probably. 2073 01:25:28.390 --> 01:25:30.250 I mean, I'm sure a few, but I feel like 2074 01:25:30.270 --> 01:25:31.229 it's a minority. 2075 01:25:32.930 --> 01:25:37.789 No, here's my problem with it. I cannot... It's like 2076 01:25:37.850 --> 01:25:41.310 whoever did the dubbing, it's all the same people, and 2077 01:25:41.329 --> 01:25:45.270 it might as well be What's Up Tiger Lily. Like, 2078 01:25:45.310 --> 01:25:48.630 to me, every 70s kung fu movie is What's Up 2079 01:25:48.649 --> 01:25:50.260 Tiger Lily. Isn't that the name of that movie? 2080 01:25:51.060 --> 01:25:51.569 Woody Allen? 2081 01:25:51.729 --> 01:25:53.399 Yeah, where it's like a dubbed film. 2082 01:25:54.369 --> 01:25:55.369 Does he do Kung Fu? 2083 01:25:55.909 --> 01:25:58.529 What's the worst casting for a Kung Fu movie? 2084 01:25:59.109 --> 01:26:02.250 Woody Allen is the Shonen Monk. 2085 01:26:04.250 --> 01:26:08.279 I love that. Actually, that's great. Can we just talk 2086 01:26:08.300 --> 01:26:09.779 this out instead of all this fighting? 2087 01:26:09.819 --> 01:26:12.420 That could be a whole... Wait, so you could do 2088 01:26:12.460 --> 01:26:16.159 your own overdubs of a Woody Allen film and throw 2089 01:26:16.220 --> 01:26:18.680 in 70s Kung Fu and make it like a 70s 2090 01:26:18.739 --> 01:26:21.430 Kung Fu film but then have somebody that their style 2091 01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:22.199 was Woody Allen. 2092 01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:25.430 So they were just all like, A lot of hand flailing. 2093 01:26:25.470 --> 01:26:28.310 A lot of hand flailing and flicking. Well, I didn't, 2094 01:26:28.369 --> 01:26:31.850 what I, oh. Okay, what if we cast Woody Allen 2095 01:26:31.989 --> 01:26:34.409 and Jeff Goldblum in a movie together? 2096 01:26:34.430 --> 01:26:35.289 And it's just. 2097 01:26:35.229 --> 01:26:41.750 A whole lot, ah, ah, but, but, wait, no, but. 2098 01:26:43.060 --> 01:26:43.569 You see? 2099 01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:47.479 Yeah, it's got dub dialogue. Like, what's up, Tiger Lily? 2100 01:26:47.539 --> 01:26:48.239 I mean, it is. 2101 01:26:48.479 --> 01:26:52.439 But, see, that's part of the charm of any movie. 2102 01:26:53.779 --> 01:26:58.170 poorly dubbed film is that it's poorly done and so 2103 01:26:58.789 --> 01:27:02.689 you kind of get lost in this strange weird world 2104 01:27:02.789 --> 01:27:06.880 where somebody else's voice is being used for an actor 2105 01:27:06.899 --> 01:27:10.380 in some other weird strange world I mean. 2106 01:27:10.579 --> 01:27:15.329 It's movie magic it is Movie madness. It also transports 2107 01:27:15.390 --> 01:27:18.149 you to a place where people's voices don't match. 2108 01:27:17.989 --> 01:27:20.229 Up with their lips. It's magical. 2109 01:27:20.250 --> 01:27:25.250 So it's like there's a dichotomy of you're supposed to 2110 01:27:25.289 --> 01:27:27.609 be taking it seriously, yet you can't stop laughing at 2111 01:27:27.630 --> 01:27:28.789 the voices. 2112 01:27:29.369 --> 01:27:29.750 It's good. 2113 01:27:31.369 --> 01:27:33.439 There are some that I like that are okay. I 2114 01:27:33.479 --> 01:27:34.409 just don't know if. 2115 01:27:34.439 --> 01:27:34.520 I. 2116 01:27:35.989 --> 01:27:38.399 Mean, you can't remake that stuff. You're totally right. And 2117 01:27:38.439 --> 01:27:41.039 look what happens when John Woo tries to sort of 2118 01:27:41.060 --> 01:27:46.500 do a remake of

his... you know, hard-boiled Hong Kong style. 2119 01:27:46.939 --> 01:27:49.409 And we get Replacement Killers with Mira Servino, which sounds 2120 01:27:49.449 --> 01:27:50.899 like we randomly generated it. 2121 01:27:50.909 --> 01:27:52.949 Don't talk smack about Fuqua. 2122 01:27:54.390 --> 01:27:57.409 You gotta get bonus points for anybody named Antoine Fuqua. 2123 01:27:58.069 --> 01:28:01.850 And Chow Yun-Fat, who I love. He's like my Asian crush. 2124 01:28:01.949 --> 01:28:05.560 I mean, the only people that can remake those films are, 2125 01:28:06.359 --> 01:28:09.479 you know, current Chinese actors. 2126 01:28:09.579 --> 01:28:12.699 Right, but could you remake, like, hard-boiled? 2127 01:28:13.840 --> 01:28:14.939 Could you? Yes. 2128 01:28:14.960 --> 01:28:17.359 But who would you cast and would it be successful? 2129 01:28:17.380 --> 01:28:18.479 Nicolas Cage. 2130 01:28:18.520 --> 01:28:20.539 Was he in that? Did they remake it? Did I 2131 01:28:20.560 --> 01:28:21.239 miss out on that? 2132 01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:23.520 You don't understand. I'd like to point out. 2133 01:28:23.539 --> 01:28:28.520 I know a strange, huge encyclopedia knowledge of pop culture, 2134 01:28:28.590 --> 01:28:30.930 yet there's some things that have totally missed behind me. 2135 01:28:30.949 --> 01:28:35.630 John Woo is the director of Broken Arrow, starring crazy 2136 01:28:36.149 --> 01:28:39.789 John Travolta, who's in face-off with Nicolas Cage. 2137 01:28:40.199 --> 01:28:42.970 I'd like to point out that Keanu Reeves has found 2138 01:28:43.029 --> 01:28:47.909 a second wind by starring in a lot of Chinese movies, which. 2139 01:28:47.430 --> 01:28:51.689 He's done very well in. I feel like he's... missed 2140 01:28:51.750 --> 01:28:54.170 the mark over and over again doing that but i 2141 01:28:54.210 --> 01:28:54.710 was gonna. 2142 01:28:54.569 --> 01:28:57.750 Say really i i thought he was a great villain 2143 01:28:57.970 --> 01:29:00.529 in uh man of tai chi i just feel. 2144 01:29:00.369 --> 01:29:03.909 Like those never really hit like he wants them to 2145 01:29:03.989 --> 01:29:04.680 and nobody ever. 2146 01:29:04.600 --> 01:29:06.880 Takes well what do you mean by that like hit 2147 01:29:06.979 --> 01:29:08.439 here or hit there. 2148 01:29:09.270 --> 01:29:12.239 I don't know, do American films like that ever hit there? 2149 01:29:12.260 --> 01:29:12.920 I don't know. 2150 01:29:13.100 --> 01:29:15.500 I feel like they're always made for American audiences, and 2151 01:29:15.579 --> 01:29:17.020 usually American. 2152 01:29:16.460 --> 01:29:19.560 Audiences just kind of shrug. Because it totally follows the 2153 01:29:19.619 --> 01:29:25.439 line of the Kung Fu formula, which is. 2154 01:29:26.060 --> 01:29:29.899 have a bunch of Asian actors as the hero, and 2155 01:29:29.939 --> 01:29:32.000 then have one random white guy. 2156 01:29:31.840 --> 01:29:32.479 As the villain. 2157 01:29:32.640 --> 01:29:35.430 Oh, like the Russian guy? Yeah, there's always one. 2158 01:29:35.439 --> 01:29:36.189 But he wasn't Russian? 2159 01:29:36.229 --> 01:29:39.210 Like every Bruce Lee movie, almost every Bruce Lee movie 2160 01:29:39.270 --> 01:29:44.890 has a villain white dude, random, usually Russian, but not necessarily. 2161 01:29:45.789 --> 01:29:51.060 And Keanu Reeves, Did it. He nailed it. I mean, 2162 01:29:51.199 --> 01:29:54.409 to me, the only thing that's really revived his career 2163 01:29:54.470 --> 01:29:58.510 is finding that formula and just trying to not jam 2164 01:29:58.550 --> 01:30:01.829 it into an Asian format, but just being like, I'm 2165 01:30:01.909 --> 01:30:04.329 a white dude. Here's a crazy story about me killing 2166 01:30:04.350 --> 01:30:06.720 a whole bunch of people. And John Wick is born. 2167 01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:11.319 And like that took off. And like, he's now like 2168 01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:15.829 back in the game. Like before, like years ago, nobody 2169 01:30:15.869 --> 01:30:18.210 took him seriously. And, like, all of a sudden, like, 2170 01:30:18.310 --> 01:30:22.149 not only is he a bankable action star again, but 2171 01:30:22.449 --> 01:30:26.979 he's actually, like, people legitimately like. Like, for the longest time, like, 2172 01:30:27.000 --> 01:30:30.239 it became a running joke of, like, well, the movie's 2173 01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:32.939 pretty good in spite of the fact that, you know, 2174 01:30:33.000 --> 01:30:36.340 Keanu's the lead. Like, that became a dorky thing that 2175 01:30:36.380 --> 01:30:39.060 movie fans just accepted. They're like, well, I don't know, 2176 01:30:39.079 --> 01:30:41.550 he's not my favorite actor, but this movie's actually pretty 2177 01:30:41.569 --> 01:30:44.449 good in spite of that. I appreciated him in Man 2178 01:30:44.489 --> 01:30:47.250 of Tai Chi. I feel like he just kept wanting 2179 01:30:47.270 --> 01:30:49.909 to make that stuff and it never kind of worked 2180 01:30:50.229 --> 01:30:53.449 for him. Like again, not even quality wise for you, 2181 01:30:53.829 --> 01:30:56.229 the viewer, but I'm just like, it just never took off. 2182 01:30:56.270 --> 01:30:59.510 And like nothing ever made him be taken seriously in 2183 01:30:59.569 --> 01:31:02.100 any other way until John Wick came along. And then 2184 01:31:02.109 --> 01:31:04.979 he is like, Oh, well, for once I shrugged off 2185 01:31:05.060 --> 01:31:07.670 that idea and just played a dorky white guy that 2186 01:31:07.710 --> 01:31:10.210 wants to kill people. And he did it great. 2187 01:31:10.510 --> 01:31:12.270 So, I don't know. 2188 01:31:12.310 --> 01:31:16.189 I'm glad he's back because I think I've, in recent years, 2189 01:31:16.250 --> 01:31:20.619 come to respect him more and more. And mostly for 2190 01:31:20.659 --> 01:31:23.199 things in the real world, like outside of screen. The 2191 01:31:23.220 --> 01:31:24.840 more I find out about him, he seems like a 2192 01:31:24.859 --> 01:31:29.100

really kind of fascinating guy. So, with his second wind. 2193 01:31:29.810 --> 01:31:34.489 He's going to replace Nicolas Cage in National Treasure, the remake. 2194 01:31:35.609 --> 01:31:38.689 I mean, at this point, it could probably take. 2195 01:31:38.729 --> 01:31:43.409 What's weird is there's such a fan base for those 2196 01:31:43.470 --> 01:31:47.989 movies anyway, which I always was like, they made another one? 2197 01:31:48.210 --> 01:31:50.130 Are there three or two? 2198 01:31:50.210 --> 01:31:52.770 There's at least two. There's two, definitely. 2199 01:31:52.789 --> 01:31:55.729 I can't remember if there's a straight-to-video third one. 2200 01:31:56.300 --> 01:31:58.140 Keanu Reeves in Con Air. 2201 01:31:59.520 --> 01:32:00.439 Was he in Con Air? 2202 01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:04.239 No, but Keanu Reeves in Face Off. 2203 01:32:05.100 --> 01:32:07.840 No. Was he in The Rock? 2204 01:32:08.720 --> 01:32:09.539 No, but. 2205 01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:12.939 Isn't that another one of those movies? The same kind 2206 01:32:12.979 --> 01:32:14.630 of thing where you're on a. 2207 01:32:14.729 --> 01:32:16.789 Could he be the Nicolas Cage? He might be able 2208 01:32:16.810 --> 01:32:19.930 to be in The Rock because he's pretty... He's not 2209 01:32:20.029 --> 01:32:22.829 crazy over the top Nicolas Cage. He's just a little wiggy. 2210 01:32:22.850 --> 01:32:24.130 So he could almost do that. 2211 01:32:24.149 --> 01:32:25.829 You know, I hate to put him in the same. 2212 01:32:26.560 --> 01:32:28.880 But I am imagining Nicolas Cage in Speed. 2213 01:32:29.479 --> 01:32:30.140 That just happened. 2214 01:32:31.399 --> 01:32:32.819 In my brain, that just happened. 2215 01:32:32.859 --> 01:32:33.140 Yeah. 2216 01:32:33.760 --> 01:32:35.880 You can't stop. You can't mess with Speed. 2217 01:32:36.399 --> 01:32:39.050 Although, yeah, Nicolas Cage would be pretty damn fun in it. 2218 01:32:39.199 --> 01:32:42.539 If this bus goes below 50 miles an hour, we're 2219 01:32:42.579 --> 01:32:43.500 all gonna die. 2220 01:32:43.520 --> 01:32:47.199 No, I kind of want to see this. I want 2221 01:32:47.220 --> 01:32:47.720 to see this. 2222 01:32:47.760 --> 01:32:48.020 Damn it. 2223 01:32:48.279 --> 01:32:49.319 Now I'm trying to cast. 2224 01:32:49.579 --> 01:32:50.859 Who's the new Dennis Hopper? 2225 01:32:50.899 --> 01:32:53.600 Who's the crazy old guy that we need to. 2226 01:32:54.300 --> 01:32:55.060 Be in the game? 2227 01:32:55.079 --> 01:32:55.699 Oh, uh. 2228 01:32:56.439 --> 01:32:59.060 British actor... Cumberbatch? 2229 01:33:00.340 --> 01:33:01.180 No, but that works. 2230 01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:06.279 No, the guy that played Al Swearingen on Deadwood. 2231 01:33:06.840 --> 01:33:07.399 Oh, he's great. 2232 01:33:07.460 --> 01:33:09.560 He's in a lot of things. This doesn't sound like 2233 01:33:09.619 --> 01:33:10.500 American people at all. 2234 01:33:10.520 --> 01:33:11.960 See, I'm the worst person to have. 2235 01:33:11.979 --> 01:33:12.819 The one with the lips. 2236 01:33:14.060 --> 01:33:16.180 He's got two eyes, two ears. 2237 01:33:16.199 --> 01:33:20.520 I'm going to the computer. We're going to have to 2238 01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:21.149 go with. 2239 01:33:21.319 --> 01:33:22.310 Oh, I've got to find his name. 2240 01:33:22.520 --> 01:33:23.010 Wait, wait, wait. 2241 01:33:23.020 --> 01:33:24.810 You all totally believe it when I say it. 2242 01:33:25.170 --> 01:33:27.609 He's dead. Hold on. Hang on. 2243 01:33:27.829 --> 01:33:30.729 Oh, wait, I got it. Bill Hader. 2244 01:33:36.029 --> 01:33:39.170 Only if he did it as the guy from... It's 2245 01:33:39.229 --> 01:33:42.380 the thing where you parallel park between two midgets. 2246 01:33:43.699 --> 01:33:45.579 Oh, Stefan. 2247 01:33:45.600 --> 01:33:49.539 Stefan. Actually, Bill Hader in that part would be awesome. Oh, 2248 01:33:49.579 --> 01:33:50.460 and what's-her-face could be. 2249 01:33:50.460 --> 01:33:51.770 Bill Hader as Stefan as. 2250 01:33:51.800 --> 01:33:52.779 Could be Cesar Bullock. 2251 01:33:53.819 --> 01:33:54.199 Huh, who? 2252 01:33:54.890 --> 01:33:58.130 Uh... Oh, she was in Skeleton Twins with Bill Hader, 2253 01:33:58.170 --> 01:33:59.449 and she was a Seriant Live chick. 2254 01:33:59.609 --> 01:33:59.989 Oh, yeah. 2255 01:34:00.649 --> 01:34:02.350 Why can't I remember anybody's name? 2256 01:34:02.369 --> 01:34:03.590 That's late. 2257 01:34:03.609 --> 01:34:04.550 Huh? 2258 01:34:04.869 --> 01:34:05.270 Yeah, it is. 2259 01:34:05.310 --> 01:34:09.869 It's been a long day. You know What's-Her-Face. You know What's-Her-Face. 2260 01:34:09.890 --> 01:34:10.649 The one with the lips? 2261 01:34:10.729 --> 01:34:12.390 She's in Ghostbusters. 2262 01:34:13.050 --> 01:34:15.409 Was she in Ghostbusters? Did I say she was in Ghostbusters? 2263 01:34:15.489 --> 01:34:17.470 No, I just said she was in Ghostbusters. 2264 01:34:17.489 --> 01:34:20.390 Because her name is Kristen Wiig. She would be great 2265 01:34:20.430 --> 01:34:23.789 in that. But she's too good for that. All right. 2266 01:34:24.020 --> 01:34:26.579 I think, number one, we found a whole new running 2267 01:34:26.659 --> 01:34:28.739 theme that we're going to have to return. 2268 01:34:28.460 --> 01:34:30.060 To all the time. 2269 01:34:30.100 --> 01:34:30.939 We can't be done. 2270 01:34:31.340 --> 01:34:34.279 But we need to wrap up. So let's pick one more. 2271 01:34:35.119 --> 01:34:37.090 And then what the hell are we going to do 2272 01:34:37.119 --> 01:34:41.189 with it? So do we have one big final grand finale? 2273 01:34:41.210 --> 01:34:43.869 You do the grand finale. It's your show. We just 2274 01:34:43.930 --> 01:34:44.550 interrupt it. 2275 01:34:44.850 --> 01:34:45.470 All right. 2276 01:34:45.590 --> 01:34:47.670 Let's cinema classic. 2277 01:34:47.750 --> 01:34:51.670 Let's redo Casablanca. Oh, God. 2278 01:34:51.729 --> 01:34:54.170 Yeah, what a bad idea. Let's go to the computer. 2279 01:34:54.289 -->

01:34:55.489 You know I've never seen that. 2280 01:34:55.510 --> 01:34:58.350 There's something wrong with you. All right, so. 2281 01:34:58.409 --> 01:35:02.109 Is it on a boat? They can't slow down. Get out. 2282 01:35:02.590 --> 01:35:03.649 It's on a boat, right? 2283 01:35:03.750 --> 01:35:08.250 That's speed two, colon, cruise control. And get, I know 2284 01:35:08.289 --> 01:35:08.789 it's your house. 2285 01:35:08.810 --> 01:35:09.949 Colon, cruise control. 2286 01:35:09.970 --> 01:35:11.189 I know it's your house, but get out. 2287 01:35:13.569 --> 01:35:15.029 Oh, I'm the easy African queen. 2288 01:35:16.659 --> 01:35:22.670 Max von Sydow. That is on a bus. Humphrey Bogart 2289 01:35:22.789 --> 01:35:25.609 on a bus that can't slow down in. 2290 01:35:25.529 --> 01:35:26.970 The African Queen. 2291 01:35:27.609 --> 01:35:28.930 Chris Pratt as Humphrey Bogart. 2292 01:35:28.949 --> 01:35:31.270 Here's spit in your eye. Or what does he say? 2293 01:35:32.609 --> 01:35:33.449 Here's looking at you, Tom. 2294 01:35:33.529 --> 01:35:34.010 Whatever. 2295 01:35:34.289 --> 01:35:35.270 Stop talking, please. 2296 01:35:35.310 --> 01:35:37.760 No, wait. 2297 01:35:37.880 --> 01:35:38.859 Okay, so. 2298 01:35:38.899 --> 01:35:43.520 No, definitely Tom Cruise as Humphrey Bogart. All right. 2299 01:35:43.539 --> 01:35:44.460 Actually, now I see that happening. 2300 01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:48.159 They're about the same height. And he's, again, I was 2301 01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:52.470 trying to get, like, similar age but like Humphrey Bogart 2302 01:35:52.569 --> 01:35:53.369 always looked. 2303 01:35:53.270 --> 01:35:54.850 Old he was like 20 and he looked like he 2304 01:35:54.869 --> 01:35:55.270 was like 50 I. 2305 01:35:55.229 --> 01:35:58.329 Know he always looked like that that was called the 2306 01:35:58.369 --> 01:36:00.470 40s it just brought up Brad Pitt again so I'm 2307 01:36:00.510 --> 01:36:03.569 like I could alright alright if we do Brad Pitt 2308 01:36:03.750 --> 01:36:07.229 in Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt can fight it out 2309 01:36:07.310 --> 01:36:10.260 now who are we going it brought up Femke Janssen 2310 01:36:11.100 --> 01:36:13.119 I actually like her I don't know about her let's 2311 01:36:13.140 --> 01:36:16.600 see what else we got here Emma Stone again yeah 2312 01:36:17.239 --> 01:36:18.600 you can put her in anything at this point. 2313 01:36:18.520 --> 01:36:20.840 She's good you can put her in anything Oh, well, wait. 2314 01:36:20.909 --> 01:36:22.600 If you're going to do that, then just do the Gosling. 2315 01:36:23.819 --> 01:36:24.260 Oh, God. 2316 01:36:24.319 --> 01:36:24.520 Not again. 2317 01:36:24.539 --> 01:36:25.060 The guys. 2318 01:36:25.100 --> 01:36:25.920 Put the guys in something. 2319 01:36:25.939 --> 01:36:27.859 Those two bastards again? Yeah, why not? 2320 01:36:27.880 --> 01:36:29.520 Because Gosling's Gosling. 2321 01:36:29.640 --> 01:36:31.800 You know, I love him in Drive. 2322 01:36:32.279 --> 01:36:35.840 Because he doesn't talk. You're like, man, I hate his voice. 2323 01:36:36.220 --> 01:36:37.279 But he sure is pretty. 2324 01:36:38.010 --> 01:36:39.609 I want a movie where he drives around a lot 2325 01:36:39.630 --> 01:36:41.109 and looks pretty, but he doesn't say nothing. 2326 01:36:41.510 --> 01:36:43.130 But he was like, there was something kind of scary 2327 01:36:43.170 --> 01:36:43.479 about him. 2328 01:36:43.609 --> 01:36:46.409 What was the same filmmaker? Did the. 2329 01:36:48.020 --> 01:36:49.479 Scandinavian film. 2330 01:36:49.579 --> 01:36:50.699 Oh, God, I love that movie. 2331 01:36:50.729 --> 01:36:51.229 Nicholas Winning. 2332 01:36:51.750 --> 01:36:55.189 Yeah, he did Valhalla Rising. 2333 01:36:55.250 --> 01:36:56.149 Did we talk about that? 2334 01:36:56.409 --> 01:36:57.510 My God, I love that movie. 2335 01:36:57.529 --> 01:36:58.649 Such a great movie. 2336 01:36:59.399 --> 01:37:03.539 Oh, okay, so then you could do the dude from that. 2337 01:37:04.100 --> 01:37:06.760 He's kind of balding, isn't he? Mads Mikkelsen? 2338 01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:07.600 Mads Mikkelsen. 2339 01:37:08.739 --> 01:37:09.930 He's getting a lot of stuff now. 2340 01:37:09.939 --> 01:37:11.710 He's good. He deserves a lot of stuff. 2341 01:37:11.770 --> 01:37:14.210 He's probably about the right age now. That's a weird. 2342 01:37:14.510 --> 01:37:15.090 I thought he was. 2343 01:37:15.109 --> 01:37:18.529 That's a weird direction. Well, who plays Sam? Who plays Sam? 2344 01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:19.239 That's what I'm saying. 2345 01:37:19.260 --> 01:37:20.300 Okay, Sam. 2346 01:37:21.420 --> 01:37:22.819 Do we have... I mean, do we want. 2347 01:37:22.699 --> 01:37:25.159 To mix up the. 2348 01:37:25.439 --> 01:37:28.060 Because, again, it was... Very specific. 2349 01:37:28.340 --> 01:37:32.300 Are you doing it at the same time? 2350 01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:35.899 I don't know. Or are you redoing it completely? You 2351 01:37:36.140 --> 01:37:38.260 can't tell that story with it not being in the 2352 01:37:38.300 --> 01:37:40.399 middle of World War II. But couldn't you do it 2353 01:37:40.479 --> 01:37:42.319 in the middle of... You could. 2354 01:37:42.800 --> 01:37:46.520 Well, you could rewrite it and have it be another 2355 01:37:46.579 --> 01:37:47.560 world war. 2356 01:37:47.579 --> 01:37:49.380 Or not a world war. You could have it just 2357 01:37:49.420 --> 01:37:53.399 in any war situation. You know, you could have... Any 2358 01:37:53.420 --> 01:37:54.260 war-torn region. Yes, yes. 2359 01:37:56.640 --> 01:37:58.899 So we're going to the Middle East to redo this. 2360 01:37:58.920 --> 01:38:01.319 Well, or you could set it like in the 80s 2361 01:38:01.399 --> 01:38:04.550 in like Bosnia or, you know, Syria, but like you 2362 01:38:04.569 --> 01:38:05.390 could do a whole. 2363 01:38:05.409 --> 01:38:08.489 Okay, war-torn romance. 2364 01:38:08.720 --> 01:38:09.579 Yeah. 2365 01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:17.880 Or

futuristic sci-fi Casablanca. I'd kind of like to see this, actually. 2366 01:38:17.899 --> 01:38:21.770 I think the more outrageous, the better. Well, again, that 2367 01:38:21.789 --> 01:38:23.890 one's going to be really hard to do anyway, so 2368 01:38:23.930 --> 01:38:26.489 if you're going to do it, go way off in 2369 01:38:26.510 --> 01:38:27.350 the other direction. 2370 01:38:27.409 --> 01:38:29.949 Yeah, I love the idea of a combo between. 2371 01:38:30.300 --> 01:38:34.199 Logan's Run and Casablanca. I'm on board with this. 2372 01:38:34.220 --> 01:38:36.180 You guys, we are like a movie. 2373 01:38:36.220 --> 01:38:40.180 We are amazing. Logan's Run, Casablanca. 2374 01:38:40.220 --> 01:38:41.859 And let me say this really quick about remakes. I 2375 01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:44.279 think HBO has done an incredible job with Westworld. 2376 01:38:46.140 --> 01:38:46.720 All right. 2377 01:38:46.840 --> 01:38:47.300 Sidebar. 2378 01:38:47.439 --> 01:38:47.939 There we go. 2379 01:38:48.819 --> 01:38:48.970 Yep. 2380 01:38:49.750 --> 01:38:53.529 Agreed. Again, not that far-fetched if you're keeping Gosling in 2381 01:38:53.569 --> 01:38:56.210 the lead because he's already doing the Blade Runner. 2382 01:38:55.949 --> 01:39:00.000 Reboot update sequel. Yeah, he's the new Blade Runner guy. 2383 01:39:00.020 --> 01:39:03.020 Because he really is a replicant, right? Like it's happened. 2384 01:39:03.529 --> 01:39:06.220 If so, then why is old guy Harrison Ford still 2385 01:39:06.260 --> 01:39:08.840 in the movie? He kind of blows the old movie 2386 01:39:08.899 --> 01:39:11.100 by being there and being an old guy. 2387 01:39:11.119 --> 01:39:12.220 Is he a replicant? 2388 01:39:12.260 --> 01:39:15.300 Do replicants age? We don't know because they all got killed. 2389 01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:16.560 But is he a replicant? 2390 01:39:16.579 --> 01:39:21.100 Why wouldn't Ryan Gosling also do Indiana Jones? 2391 01:39:23.670 --> 01:39:24.479 And you like him. 2392 01:39:24.890 --> 01:39:25.930 Thank you. It's not just me. 2393 01:39:25.949 --> 01:39:26.279 Yeah, I like him. 2394 01:39:26.289 --> 01:39:27.130 Because I don't see it. 2395 01:39:27.149 --> 01:39:27.829 I can see that. 2396 01:39:28.090 --> 01:39:32.649 Okay, but you're okay with him replacing Harrison Ford in 2397 01:39:32.710 --> 01:39:33.189 Blade Runner. 2398 01:39:34.119 --> 01:39:34.939 No. No, no, no. 2399 01:39:34.979 --> 01:39:36.640 He's not replacing Harrison Ford. He's already doing that. 2400 01:39:36.659 --> 01:39:38.760 Is he replacing Harrison Ford? I mean, he's the new... 2401 01:39:38.619 --> 01:39:40.119 He's not because Harrison Ford is in it. 2402 01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:41.260 He's the new. 2403 01:39:41.079 --> 01:39:43.239 Lead guy looking for replicants. 2404 01:39:43.319 --> 01:39:46.819 So he essentially is. He's the new Harrison Ford. But 2405 01:39:46.960 --> 01:39:50.340 there is an old Harrison Ford in the movie playing Deckard. Yeah. 2406 01:39:50.380 --> 01:39:52.079 I mean, Harrison Ford is still Deckard. I mean, he's not, 2407 01:39:52.159 --> 01:39:54.020 but in practical terms. 2408 01:39:54.060 --> 01:39:54.460 He is. 2409 01:39:55.100 --> 01:39:55.439 So. 2410 01:39:56.760 --> 01:39:58.939 The inheritor of the torch. 2411 01:39:59.060 --> 01:40:01.579 He's been past the baton. 2412 01:40:02.119 --> 01:40:02.720 Yes, yes. I don't know. 2413 01:40:03.979 --> 01:40:05.579 Who are you going to put for that, Chris Pratt? 2414 01:40:05.899 --> 01:40:07.199 You can't substitute Chris. 2415 01:40:07.020 --> 01:40:07.899 Pratt for everyone. 2416 01:40:07.920 --> 01:40:09.189 Everyone wants to put Chris Pratt in there. 2417 01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:11.010 I'm going to remake Witness, and I'm going to put 2418 01:40:11.050 --> 01:40:11.859 Chris Pratt in it. 2419 01:40:12.390 --> 01:40:13.909 Bradley Cooper in Witness. 2420 01:40:14.050 --> 01:40:18.430 Yeah, that's not too far off. I love Witness. That 2421 01:40:18.470 --> 01:40:19.210 was a great movie. 2422 01:40:19.329 --> 01:40:21.449 I'm trying to round it out with Sam. Who do 2423 01:40:21.470 --> 01:40:22.890 we go with for Sam? 2424 01:40:23.149 --> 01:40:25.500 Well, I mean, it just depends on where you're setting it. 2425 01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:28.000 All right, here we go. It just brought up Jackie Chan. 2426 01:40:29.810 --> 01:40:32.310 We need something new for Jackie Chan to do. 2427 01:40:32.430 --> 01:40:34.590 Yeah, he doesn't like doing action film anymore. 2428 01:40:34.609 --> 01:40:35.979 Yeah, he doesn't really have to talk. 2429 01:40:35.810 --> 01:40:36.300 A whole lot. 2430 01:40:36.340 --> 01:40:38.359 Sam's just kind of hanging out there. 2431 01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:41.899 He's his friend. He just needs a friend. So Jackie Chan. 2432 01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:44.420 To play piano. And again, we don't know what country 2433 01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:46.260 it's set in yet because we haven't picked a war, 2434 01:40:46.340 --> 01:40:47.619 so it could be fitting. 2435 01:40:48.420 --> 01:40:49.000 It's Asia. 2436 01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:52.189 I know. I'm sure there's going to be a war 2437 01:40:52.229 --> 01:40:56.170 at some point. There's certainly been before. I'm certain it'll happen. 2438 01:40:57.789 --> 01:41:00.609 So... Yeah, but there's actually, you know, I was totally 2439 01:41:00.670 --> 01:41:02.810 against it, and I've never really seen the whole thing, 2440 01:41:02.930 --> 01:41:05.770 but I understand the concept. But actually, a remake of 2441 01:41:05.810 --> 01:41:07.250 Casablanca would not be that bad. 2442 01:41:07.930 --> 01:41:12.680 Again, I like if you bastardize it and do something 2443 01:41:12.699 --> 01:41:16.079 ridiculous with it, like future sci-fi. 2444 01:41:16.739 --> 01:41:17.760 Sorry, Jackie Chan. 2445 01:41:17.779 --> 01:41:19.159 With, like, flying cars. 2446 01:41:19.779 --> 01:41:21.529 No, no, no, I like if you take it and 2447 01:41:21.550 --> 01:41:24.710 make it a period piece

of a more modern setting. 2448 01:41:25.010 --> 01:41:26.369 You know, that's kind of. 2449 01:41:26.729 --> 01:41:29.250 I want future world, but I want it to have 2450 01:41:29.289 --> 01:41:34.600 the visuals of like an early 80s future world. 2451 01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:38.359 Maybe back to Logan Run. Logan's Run future world, but 2452 01:41:38.399 --> 01:41:42.479 set in the distant future. Michael Caine as the robot guy. 2453 01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:43.939 Oh, and I thought you were going to say as 2454 01:41:43.960 --> 01:41:47.159 made by Michael Mann. That was my other thing. As 2455 01:41:47.380 --> 01:41:49.159 channeled and made by Michael Mann. 2456 01:41:49.420 --> 01:41:50.779 There we go. 2457 01:41:51.550 --> 01:41:54.750 She was only 15 years old. 2458 01:41:57.079 --> 01:41:58.500 Do you have to. 2459 01:41:58.460 --> 01:41:59.140 Wind him up? 2460 01:41:59.340 --> 01:42:03.000 You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. 2461 01:42:03.779 --> 01:42:05.659 See, the sad thing is you guys just missed the 2462 01:42:05.729 --> 01:42:09.229 robot arms they were both doing as they said that. 2463 01:42:09.250 --> 01:42:12.890 Robot arms. Last week we had bird wings. This week, 2464 01:42:12.930 --> 01:42:13.609 robot arms. 2465 01:42:13.630 --> 01:42:14.430 It was the slow bird wings. 2466 01:42:14.529 --> 01:42:18.909 The visuals, you guys. It's amazing. All right. I think 2467 01:42:18.930 --> 01:42:19.579 we've done it. 2468 01:42:19.710 --> 01:42:21.710 This is so fun. Do we have to stop? Can 2469 01:42:21.750 --> 01:42:23.170 we do this next week? What are we talking about 2470 01:42:23.189 --> 01:42:23.470 next week? 2471 01:42:23.489 --> 01:42:24.670 Good God, make it stop. 2472 01:42:26.760 --> 01:42:28.039 I think we should take a break. 2473 01:42:28.399 --> 01:42:32.039 I actually think we've stumbled upon a fun game that. 2474 01:42:31.960 --> 01:42:33.180 We need to return to, though. 2475 01:42:33.399 --> 01:42:33.619 All right. 2476 01:42:33.640 --> 01:42:36.220 So if you guys agree, write in, let us know. 2477 01:42:36.239 --> 01:42:38.199 We didn't even get a chance to bring up Matt 2478 01:42:38.260 --> 01:42:41.520 Damon in some whatever he's... Actually, that. 2479 01:42:41.460 --> 01:42:45.840 Would be a new amendment to the game. It's just announce. 2480 01:42:45.359 --> 01:42:48.430 An actor and then say, these are all of the 2481 01:42:48.489 --> 01:42:51.590 remakes that he needs to do and hasn't. 2482 01:42:53.329 --> 01:42:56.260 What movie can we shove this white dude in that 2483 01:42:56.300 --> 01:42:56.939 he doesn't fit? 2484 01:42:56.979 --> 01:43:00.460 Well, it doesn't have to be that white dude. Well, no, 2485 01:43:00.460 --> 01:43:02.760 I'm saying any of these. It's all white dudes that 2486 01:43:02.800 --> 01:43:05.430 are our leading men usually. So, like, we'll take a 2487 01:43:05.470 --> 01:43:07.930 movie that doesn't need a white dude and shove him 2488 01:43:07.989 --> 01:43:09.109 in there as the savior. 2489 01:43:09.350 --> 01:43:10.689 Well, you know who I think should be the new 2490 01:43:10.869 --> 01:43:11.590 James Bond? 2491 01:43:11.609 --> 01:43:14.989 Will you make a blade? Sorry, go ahead. With Matt Damon? 2492 01:43:15.850 --> 01:43:17.810 Matt Damon's the new Blaine. 2493 01:43:17.850 --> 01:43:22.350 I think the new James Bond should be Idris Elba. 2494 01:43:22.409 --> 01:43:24.680 And I know everybody's been like, blah, blah, blah. 2495 01:43:24.859 --> 01:43:25.699 That's old news. 2496 01:43:25.800 --> 01:43:30.420 I know. should he's badass like i would love to 2497 01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:32.279 see him as the next one that to me it 2498 01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:35.100 will not nothing will do except. 2499 01:43:34.579 --> 01:43:36.439 By the time they're done making these he's gonna be 2500 01:43:36.460 --> 01:43:39.920 too old you gotta you gotta crank them out pretty 2501 01:43:39.939 --> 01:43:41.039 quick and hit the right. 2502 01:43:40.890 --> 01:43:46.829 Window casting roger morris but he just had so much charm. 2503 01:43:46.170 --> 01:43:49.430 He didn't he was terrible. 2504 01:43:48.989 --> 01:43:53.470 But when he ran things moved And it was hot. 2505 01:43:54.970 --> 01:43:57.189 Look at those jowls moving. That's what I'm into. 2506 01:43:57.210 --> 01:43:59.029 Well, I want some kind of role like that for 2507 01:43:59.090 --> 01:44:02.800 Idris Elba because I think he is phenomenal. He's so good. 2508 01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:07.119 And he's so viable. He's like the guy that knows 2509 01:44:07.439 --> 01:44:07.840 all of it. 2510 01:44:08.319 --> 01:44:11.619 And this is maybe the moral of this episode and 2511 01:44:11.680 --> 01:44:14.630 to Hollywood in general. I think that has kind of 2512 01:44:14.649 --> 01:44:18.130 become the problem is they're so busy remaking a title 2513 01:44:18.350 --> 01:44:21.329 and a property because it'll make money. And then it 2514 01:44:21.380 --> 01:44:23.720 just pisses off the old fans, and new fans usually 2515 01:44:23.739 --> 01:44:25.399 don't know what it is anyway, so they don't respond 2516 01:44:25.439 --> 01:44:27.439 to the title or the premise. So I'm like, here's 2517 01:44:27.460 --> 01:44:31.859 my thing. Stop worrying about remaking stuff so much, and 2518 01:44:31.939 --> 01:44:34.810 focus more on, okay, maybe that's what we want, is 2519 01:44:34.869 --> 01:44:37.899 just to take that idea and do something original with it. 2520 01:44:37.930 --> 01:44:38.750 Be like, you know what? 2521 01:44:39.109 --> 01:44:42.670 Spy movies are cool. Let's not just beat 007 to death. 2522 01:44:43.739 --> 01:44:45.819 Yeah, we're down to, like, what, three spies? We have 2523 01:44:45.840 --> 01:44:46.479 three spies now. 2524 01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:49.199 So, yeah, let's just make a spy movie with Idris Elba, 2525 01:44:49.539 --> 01:44:52.439 and he'll be awesome in it, and just write it. 2526 01:44:52.630 --> 01:44:52.829

Yeah. 2527 01:44:52.850 --> 01:44:54.750 Like, don't worry about... To go back to Matt Damon. 2528 01:44:54.869 --> 01:44:55.109 Yeah. 2529 01:44:55.369 --> 01:44:57.380 Great reboot of. 2530 01:44:59.369 --> 01:45:03.369 Great reboot of spy films with the Bourne series, you know? 2531 01:45:03.789 --> 01:45:05.430 Which, again, they've kind of beat to death, too. 2532 01:45:05.449 --> 01:45:07.560 Yeah, they've beat to death. They totally have. But, you know, 2533 01:45:07.609 --> 01:45:10.119 it's like, with culture, I mean, we keep telling the 2534 01:45:10.159 --> 01:45:12.359 same stories over and over. So we've hit where we're... 2535 01:45:12.930 --> 01:45:15.470 the romans and the greeks and everything it's the same 2536 01:45:15.529 --> 01:45:16.310 story but you. 2537 01:45:16.229 --> 01:45:19.970 Can totally like come along do something different and change 2538 01:45:20.010 --> 01:45:22.409 everything because that is the reason bond is the way 2539 01:45:22.449 --> 01:45:26.140 he is now is because born came along and people 2540 01:45:26.180 --> 01:45:28.760 that's why it became the daniel craig bond that it 2541 01:45:28.840 --> 01:45:31.460 is now because people saw that and they looked back 2542 01:45:31.479 --> 01:45:33.560 at the old bonds and went these are silly i 2543 01:45:33.600 --> 01:45:35.880 don't want to watch that anymore i want fast paced 2544 01:45:35.920 --> 01:45:40.060 i want super fast shot handheld action scenes and they 2545 01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:42.310 were like, oh, well now we have to totally redo 2546 01:45:42.350 --> 01:45:45.489 our James Bond to fit the new world that stuff 2547 01:45:45.529 --> 01:45:48.329 like Bourne came along and changed. So there is a 2548 01:45:48.369 --> 01:45:52.270 way you can do that and then the random stuff 2549 01:45:52.310 --> 01:45:55.069 that gets remade has to follow along with the trends 2550 01:45:55.130 --> 01:45:56.270 that come along and change everything. 2551 01:45:56.289 --> 01:45:57.850 But the weird thing is, if you did start a 2552 01:45:57.869 --> 01:46:00.670 whole new character, people would just be like, I don't 2553 01:46:00.689 --> 01:46:01.689 know who this is. I don't know who that is. 2554 01:46:01.689 --> 01:46:03.329 We're to the point now where we don't know. 2555 01:46:04.100 --> 01:46:07.220 But again, like back to my example earlier, if you 2556 01:46:07.260 --> 01:46:09.819 hit it just right, it works. Like nobody knew who 2557 01:46:09.859 --> 01:46:12.270 John Wick was. It may have been a mistake to 2558 01:46:12.399 --> 01:46:15.170 name it him because nobody knew who that character, because 2559 01:46:15.510 --> 01:46:18.909 I feel like that first one didn't hit until like video. 2560 01:46:19.090 --> 01:46:21.590 I haven't even seen it. Everybody wrote it off in 2561 01:46:21.630 --> 01:46:22.909 the theater. I had no idea what it was. 2562 01:46:22.989 --> 01:46:24.869 It was a name and nobody knows that name. 2563 01:46:25.210 --> 01:46:27.550 Michael Collins, John Wick, whatever. I don't know the difference. 2564 01:46:27.869 --> 01:46:30.609 So it's like sometimes just giving it that person's name 2565 01:46:30.649 --> 01:46:32.310 when you don't know that person is a mistake, I 2566 01:46:32.350 --> 01:46:34.739 feel like. And I think it fell into that category. 2567 01:46:34.840 --> 01:46:37.100 And then it was like one of those people went, eh, 2568 01:46:37.539 --> 01:46:39.319 I'll throw a dollar at it at the red box. 2569 01:46:39.359 --> 01:46:42.020 And they watched it and realized it's an amazing action 2570 01:46:42.060 --> 01:46:46.359 movie and has great, like again for a simplified action 2571 01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:49.890 movie still has great character development in this little span 2572 01:46:49.909 --> 01:46:51.710 of time that we have to spend with this character 2573 01:46:52.270 --> 01:46:53.279 and delivers on it. 2574 01:46:53.310 --> 01:46:55.369 So it's like, you can do that. You can take 2575 01:46:55.409 --> 01:46:58.609 an original property, write it well and just shoot a 2576 01:46:58.609 --> 01:46:59.890 good action movie and it'll work. 2577 01:47:00.949 --> 01:47:03.130 But again, it's the marketing game. It's like I don't 2578 01:47:03.189 --> 01:47:05.569 know that naming it the character's name when nobody knows 2579 01:47:05.590 --> 01:47:07.770 who that character is is a good idea. Did you 2580 01:47:07.810 --> 01:47:13.529 see the Jack Reacher stuff? I've seen the first movie. 2581 01:47:13.760 --> 01:47:15.100 I didn't see the second one. 2582 01:47:15.140 --> 01:47:17.899 I haven't seen the second one. Changed hands. It's not 2583 01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:21.399 even the same director. I actually was surprised that I 2584 01:47:21.460 --> 01:47:23.760 enjoyed the first one. yeah i mean that's the same 2585 01:47:23.819 --> 01:47:26.420 but it's the same but at least that like that 2586 01:47:26.479 --> 01:47:29.779 series of books is popular by his name so like 2587 01:47:29.819 --> 01:47:32.039 i can see they're at least feeding off of again 2588 01:47:32.079 --> 01:47:34.319 it's more of an ian fleming thing of let's take 2589 01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:37.699 this novel and this character and well put a person 2590 01:47:37.819 --> 01:47:39.899 to it so born series was like that too yeah 2591 01:47:40.119 --> 01:47:43.500 so i mean it it i don't know i think 2592 01:47:43.539 --> 01:47:46.159 it's just about finding a way to do stuff original 2593 01:47:46.539 --> 01:47:48.920 even if you're stealing from old ideas, which is what 2594 01:47:48.960 --> 01:47:51.159 Hollywood's been doing for generations now. 2595 01:47:51.180 --> 01:47:52.760 You know, in 20 years, somebody's going to make a 2596 01:47:52.819 --> 01:47:54.520 kick-ass remake of the Harry Potter movies. 2597 01:47:56.520 --> 01:47:59.970 I hope it has old Daniel Radcliffe. I hope Wizard. 2598 01:48:00.029 --> 01:48:00.569 It's a wizard. 2599 01:48:00.590 -->

01:48:03.170 That would be in our lives. I hope it is 2600 01:48:03.229 --> 01:48:04.869 in 3D or holographic. 2601 01:48:04.909 --> 01:48:06.350 No, you know what I'm saying? 2602 01:48:06.409 --> 01:48:09.909 What I mean is like those stories, those Harry Potter 2603 01:48:09.930 --> 01:48:11.989 stories were good. Like the books were a little bit 2604 01:48:12.029 --> 01:48:14.470 darker than the movies, I think sometimes, and like I 2605 01:48:14.489 --> 01:48:18.010 think you could revisit those later on and like make 2606 01:48:18.050 --> 01:48:21.189 them something even better though those movies were magical and 2607 01:48:21.229 --> 01:48:24.810 like really captured the initial spirit I think there's more 2608 01:48:24.850 --> 01:48:26.899 there I should probably. 2609 01:48:26.680 --> 01:48:31.079 Shut up Emma Watson's now teaching the class I'm liking 2610 01:48:31.119 --> 01:48:36.279 this already mostly just Emma Watson in anything she wants 2611 01:48:36.300 --> 01:48:38.579 to do she's like. 2612 01:48:38.460 --> 01:48:40.079 The poor man's Natalie Portman. 2613 01:48:41.000 --> 01:48:43.199 She's like half her age. What are you talking about? 2614 01:48:43.619 --> 01:48:44.260 Well, I don't know. 2615 01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:46.279 Is she? Yeah, I guess so. 2616 01:48:46.340 --> 01:48:46.859 She is. 2617 01:48:46.880 --> 01:48:49.399 No, really. Do the math. Yeah, I know. 2618 01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:49.659 It's hard. 2619 01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:50.979 They're not in the same category anymore. 2620 01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:53.359 I don't want to do that. Natalie Portman's not old. 2621 01:48:53.689 --> 01:48:55.510 Yeah, in Hollywood terms, she is. 2622 01:48:55.649 --> 01:48:58.750 Older. And she has children. Now she has a couple kids, right? 2623 01:48:58.770 --> 01:49:02.029 Can you imagine? How dare her? Children. No, but what 2624 01:49:02.069 --> 01:49:04.149 I mean is those stories are good, and it's another 2625 01:49:04.229 --> 01:49:07.399 instance of the retelling, you know, like where we find 2626 01:49:07.770 --> 01:49:09.250 things that we love and kind of. 2627 01:49:09.939 --> 01:49:13.439 I mean, it is. The wizarding world is so much 2628 01:49:13.520 --> 01:49:15.600 bigger than even those movies. 2629 01:49:15.659 --> 01:49:15.810 Yeah. 2630 01:49:15.850 --> 01:49:18.989 Even those books. It's a theme park, for God's sake. 2631 01:49:19.590 --> 01:49:21.789 It is a huge world that I don't think is 2632 01:49:21.829 --> 01:49:25.470 going anywhere in any near future. Oh, no. We're going 2633 01:49:25.510 --> 01:49:27.890 to keep coming back to it, even if it's offshoot movies, 2634 01:49:27.949 --> 01:49:29.100 which we're already getting now. 2635 01:49:29.140 --> 01:49:31.140 Which, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was kind 2636 01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:32.359 of my favorite Harry Potter film. 2637 01:49:32.380 --> 01:49:34.779 We're going to be writing checks to J.K. Rowling for 2638 01:49:34.840 --> 01:49:35.560 quite some time. 2639 01:49:35.720 --> 01:49:36.020 Oh, yeah. 2640 01:49:36.439 --> 01:49:36.619 Cheap. 2641 01:49:36.960 --> 01:49:37.939 Better have some. 2642 01:49:37.840 --> 01:49:39.859 Kids to keep getting the money down the line. 2643 01:49:39.920 --> 01:49:42.600 Yeah, yeah. Somebody's going to be getting money off of 2644 01:49:42.619 --> 01:49:44.170 this for a long time. She has a legacy now. 2645 01:49:44.220 --> 01:49:50.750 She's in the Spielberg, Lucas realm. Yeah. 2646 01:49:51.170 --> 01:49:57.109 Yeah. I think so. So, that's where we're taking this. 2647 01:49:57.180 --> 01:49:58.100 Make good stuff. 2648 01:49:59.079 --> 01:49:59.380 Do it. 2649 01:49:59.420 --> 01:50:01.600 May or may not be any of those ideas we 2650 01:50:01.640 --> 01:50:02.359 just threw out. 2651 01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:03.000 There, but. 2652 01:50:04.310 --> 01:50:06.750 If you'd like to make these movies and fund them, 2653 01:50:07.050 --> 01:50:08.149 get a hold of us right now. 2654 01:50:08.170 --> 01:50:08.569 Oh, yeah. 2655 01:50:08.850 --> 01:50:10.310 Start sending your checks now. 2656 01:50:10.350 --> 01:50:11.569 We can make dioramas. 2657 01:50:11.670 --> 01:50:13.949 I got some crazy software I could do some. 2658 01:50:14.149 --> 01:50:15.909 Give us money to make dioramas and shadow boxes. 2659 01:50:15.949 --> 01:50:17.529 I mean, if I could do all these stories and 2660 01:50:17.710 --> 01:50:20.449 puppet show, I'm up for that, too, because I'm. 2661 01:50:20.409 --> 01:50:20.829 All about it. 2662 01:50:20.850 --> 01:50:22.890 That would be okay. I think you could retail office 2663 01:50:22.930 --> 01:50:23.850 space with puppets. 2664 01:50:23.949 --> 01:50:24.310 Oh, yeah. 2665 01:50:24.590 --> 01:50:25.670 That would totally work. 2666 01:50:25.729 --> 01:50:27.829 So if you guys want to make this happen, yeah, 2667 01:50:27.869 --> 01:50:29.949 just let it. Or, you know, again, just shout out 2668 01:50:29.989 --> 01:50:32.020 to Hollywood. Get a hold of us. We can make 2669 01:50:32.060 --> 01:50:33.029 all these things come true. 2670 01:50:33.579 --> 01:50:35.479 Oh, it's our new website. Like last time we came 2671 01:50:35.539 --> 01:50:36.140 up with a. 2672 01:50:36.239 --> 01:50:39.399 Every week we come up with a new website. 2673 01:50:39.430 --> 01:50:43.649 Last week was hashtag... Holewithasheet.com. 2674 01:50:44.409 --> 01:50:46.050 Let's not go out on that again. 2675 01:50:46.590 --> 01:50:47.989 We have to wrap up. 2676 01:50:48.149 --> 01:50:48.810 What's this week? 2677 01:50:50.609 --> 01:50:54.510 Shout out to Hollywood. I don't know. He said it 2678 01:50:54.529 --> 01:50:55.100 and I forgot. 2679 01:50:56.220 --> 01:50:58.060 All right. So that's where we're pausing this. 2680 01:50:58.760 --> 01:51:01.579 We should return to this game or whatever the hell 2681 01:51:01.640 --> 01:51:02.779 it is in the near future. 2682 01:51:02.800 --> 01:51:02.859 So. 2683 01:51:04.409 --> 01:51:05.630 If

you agree, let us know. 2684 01:51:06.390 --> 01:51:08.149 Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time. 2685 01:51:08.189 --> 01:51:09.810 Same Geek Feed. Thanks for listening. 2686 01:51:39.390 --> 01:51:44.229 Let's do it again Before we do it again Do 2687 01:51:44.350 --> 01:51:47.109 it again Do it Let's do it. 2688 01:51:47.149 --> 01:52:01.550 Again Sometimes rain Groovin' when I. 2689 01:52:01.529 --> 01:52:07.250 Hear the sound Like you and me, baby Gettin' down 2690 01:52:07.310 --> 01:52:12.840 with the sound Oh, the smell of the morning flower 2691 01:52:13.380 --> 01:52:17.520 As we pass away the hour I wanna. 2692 01:52:16.520 --> 01:52:21.920 Do it again, do it again, do it Let's do 2693 01:52:22.000 --> 01:52:22.420 it in. 2694 01:52:22.340 --> 01:52:29.250 The morning Sweet breeze in the summertime Feel your sweet face. 2695 01:52:30.529 --> 01:52:32.430 All laid up next to mine. 2696 01:52:33.329 --> 01:52:37.430 Sweet love in the midnight. Put you to sleep come 2697 01:52:37.489 --> 01:52:38.510 morning light. 2698 01:52:39.369 --> 01:52:43.399 No worries about nothing. 2699 01:52:43.859 --> 01:52:44.819 Just getting good. 2700 01:52:45.340 --> 01:52:52.199 Just getting good. Just getting good love. 2701 01:52:52.260 --> 01:52:54.039 Do it. Do it again. 2702 01:52:54.060 --> 01:52:58.619 Do it again. Do it. Now I like you lady. 2703 01:53:00.380 --> 01:53:02.260 So if I knew your pretty. 2704 01:53:02.079 --> 01:53:07.229 Hair, if you don't want to compliment, just. 2705 01:53:06.359 --> 01:53:10.470 Dig it in and close your hair. I'm just a. 2706 01:53:10.510 --> 01:53:12.390 Man now, don't you fear. 2707 01:53:12.409 --> 01:53:15.550 I can love you now, don't you fear. 2708 01:53:15.789 --> 01:53:16.689 Do it again. 2709 01:53:16.750 --> 01:53:17.270 Do it. 2710 01:53:17.289 --> 01:53:17.890 Do it. 2711 01:53:18.090 --> 01:53:22.789 I want to do it again. Oh, oh, oh. 2712 01:53:23.250 --> 01:53:26.710 Do it. Oh, oh, oh. 2713 01:53:31.569 --> 01:53:34.069 Do it. 2714 01:53:36.340 --> 01:53:41.239 Again. Do it again. 2715 01:53:41.279 --> 01:53:44.300 Do it again. 2716 01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:46.500 Like a hammer on the. 2717 01:53:46.539 --> 01:53:51.029 Block, the love began to rock. 2718 01:53:51.449 --> 01:53:57.789 Give this sister love and pride. Feel good and satisfied. 2719 01:53:58.090 --> 01:54:02.310 I'm not a girl to linger. But I feel like 2720 01:54:02.329 --> 01:54:05.810 a butterfinger. I want to do it again. 2721 01:54:05.850 --> 01:54:06.829 Do it again. 2722 01:54:07.050 --> 01:54:07.869 Do it again. 2723 01:54:09.369 --> 01:54:14.579 Let's do it in the morning. Sweet breeze in the summertime. 2724 01:54:15.399 --> 01:54:20.640 Feeling your sweet face. All laid up next to mine. 2725 01:54:21.359 --> 01:54:26.479 Sweet love in the midnight. Good sleep come morning light. 2726 01:54:27.439 --> 01:54:32.920 No more about loving tonight. Just getting good, just getting good, 2727 01:54:33.380 --> 01:54:40.979 just getting good love. Do it again. 2728 01:54:42.100 --> 01:54:48.329 Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do 2729 01:54:48.409 --> 01:54:48.850 it again. 2730 01:54:49.569 --> 01:54:50.350 Do it again. 2731 01:54:51.050 --> 01:54:53.189 Do it again. 2732 01:54:53.689 --> 01:54:55.729 Do it again. 2733 01:54:55.970 --> 01:54:57.069 Do it. Do it. 2734 01:54:57.409 --> 01:54:57.710 Do it. 2735 01:54:57.770 --> 01:54:58.109 Do it. 2736 01:54:58.189 --> 01:54:59.229 Do it. 2737 01:54:59.670 --> 01:55:00.029 Do it. 2738 01:55:00.800 --> 01:55:04.399 Do it, do it again. Do it again. 2739 01:55:04.600 --> 01:55:05.800 Do it again. 2740 01:55:06.100 --> 01:55:06.819 Do it again. 2741 01:55:06.840 --> 01:55:08.819 Do it again. 2742 01:55:09.100 --> 01:55:10.090 Do it again. 2743 01:55:22.270 --> 01:55:23.390 Do it again. 2744 01:55:24.109 --> 01:55:25.010 Do it again. 2745 01:55:25.569 --> 01:55:29.590 Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. 2746 01:55:30.100 --> 01:55:30.880 Do it again. 2747 01:55:31.619 --> 01:55:34.579 Do it again. Do it. Do it. 2748 01:55:34.619 --> 01:55:35.079 Do it. 2749 01:55:35.100 --> 01:55:37.260 Do it again. 2750 01:55:37.579 --> 01:55:39.399 Do it again. 2751 01:55:39.439 --> 01:55:41.359 Do it again. Do it again. 2752 01:55:42.149 --> 01:55:42.810 Do it again. 2753 01:55:54.250 --> 01:55:55.449 You can just edit that out. 2754 01:55:57.979 --> 01:55:58.880 There's no editing. 2755 01:55:59.920 --> 01:56:00.500 Oh, there is. 2756 01:56:00.520 --> 01:56:02.439 I spent a week and a half doing it. Especially 2757 01:56:02.500 --> 01:56:05.699 if we're involved. It's a collective molar mind. 2758 01:56:05.979 --> 01:56:06.260 Yeah. 2759 01:56:06.319 --> 01:56:08.960 You should just sign off now and probably do your 2760 01:56:09.100 --> 01:56:12.060 full sign off after when we're not here. Okay, I'll 2761 01:56:12.279 --> 01:56:12.560 be quiet. 2762 01:56:12.579 --> 01:56:15.680 This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and 2763 01:56:15.720 --> 01:56:19.020 edited by The Oddity Studios, with opening music performed by 2764 01:56:19.050 --> 01:56:21.779 The Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support 2765 01:56:21.819 --> 01:56:24.489 the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com. 2766 01:56:24.729 --> 01:56:25.489 Talk hard!