Trascrizione completa di Oscar Meltdown X

00:04:18.949 --> 00:04:19.329 that effect. 82 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.899 The last Oscar party I went to, I had the 83 00:04:22.939 --> 00:04:26.339 meat sweats for three days. I'm not joking. It's a 84 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:26.899 real thing. 85 00:04:26.980 --> 00:04:28.839 I know you're not joking. That's why I'm laughing. 86 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:32.899 I know you're not joking because I remember hearing about it. 87 00:04:33.420 --> 00:04:35.759 That's how we start each new party is to complain 88 00:04:35.819 --> 00:04:39.329 about the previous parties. I also keep waiting to get 89 00:04:39.370 --> 00:04:42.550 some sort of sponsorship from Pepto-Bismol. That's really what I'm 90 00:04:42.569 --> 00:04:43.629 looking for eventually. 91 00:04:43.670 --> 00:04:47.089 I'm on acid reflux medication this year, so that should help. 92 00:04:47.189 --> 00:04:49.720 You're going to share, I hope. We all need a little. 93 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:51.050 That's when you know it's a party when the acid 94 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:52.370 reflux medication is working out. 95 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:53.750 Oh, yeah. We're pretty awesome. 96 00:04:53.769 --> 00:04:57.050 Don't eat the brown antacid. 97 00:04:58.329 --> 00:04:59.170 It's that kind of party. 98 00:05:00.990 --> 00:05:01.290 All right. 99 00:05:01.370 --> 00:05:03.269 So, look, you see us right here in the middle 100 00:05:03.290 --> 00:05:05.990 of the crowd on the red carpet. So, I mean, 101 00:05:06.029 --> 00:05:07.949 normally at this point you do it, hey, what are 102 00:05:07.970 --> 00:05:10.750 you wearing? But I figure in our case it's what 103 00:05:10.790 --> 00:05:14.069 the hell are you wearing? So, you know, obviously I 104 00:05:14.250 --> 00:05:16.860 busted out the tuxedo once again this year. Not everyone 105 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:20.050 has a bacon tux. I've also paired it up with 106 00:05:20.110 --> 00:05:26.920 the fancy jeans and these high-end pinstripe chucks that they've 107 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:29.160 stopped making. So once again, if Converse wants to get 108 00:05:29.180 --> 00:05:30.899 a hold of me, I'd really like you to do 109 00:05:30.939 --> 00:05:33.100 some sort of limited run to bring back some extras 110 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:37.000 because these are getting pretty worn. So Converse, get a 111 00:05:37.019 --> 00:05:37.819 hold of me is what I'm saying. 112 00:05:37.959 --> 00:05:40.560 Oh, I actually am fancy. I did come prepared. I 113 00:05:40.579 --> 00:05:42.980 know it's not my turn to talk, but my dress 114 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:44.040 has a built-in cape. 115 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:44.600 Ooh. 116 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:45.920 Look at this. 117 00:05:45.980 --> 00:05:49.279 You're assuming my outfit doesn't? I also have a cape. 118 00:05:49.779 --> 00:05:49.959 Oh, wait. 119 00:05:49.980 --> 00:05:50.899 That's a hoodie. Never mind. 120 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:52.240 Yeah, like a built-in cape. 121 00:05:52.259 --> 00:05:52.660 Look at this. 122 00:05:52.740 --> 00:05:53.560 It's awesome. I love it. 123 00:05:53.579 --> 00:05:54.680 That is pretty fancy. 124 00:05:54.740 --> 00:05:55.699 I got to say. 125 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:58.779 And you might be a superhero as well. 126 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:01.019 I can fly. We already tried. 127 00:06:02.899 --> 00:06:08.339 That trip to the emergency room you learned the hard way. So, 128 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:10.639 anyone else have any fancy outfits you'd like to. 129 00:06:10.740 --> 00:06:14.939 I am wearing a Fruit of the Loom hoodie in blue. 130 00:06:15.050 --> 00:06:15.930 Nice, nice. 131 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.310 And I believe these are Skechers. 132 00:06:19.569 --> 00:06:22.949 Yeah. So you heard it. Hoodies are all the rage 133 00:06:22.970 --> 00:06:23.410 this year. 134 00:06:23.970 --> 00:06:26.449 Hoodies and capes. And my Overlook Hotel t-shirt. 135 00:06:26.949 --> 00:06:31.029 Oh, let me see. It's a different one. I recently 136 00:06:31.050 --> 00:06:33.310 got one. I wanted to make sure we didn't have 137 00:06:33.329 --> 00:06:36.370 to coordinate sometimes so that we don't want to look 138 00:06:36.410 --> 00:06:38.170 like idiots and wear them the same day. 139 00:06:38.189 --> 00:06:42.470 I'm wearing Old Navy and Target. This green Target shirt 140 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:44.350 I've seen in my death scene in Volumes of Blood. 141 00:06:45.370 --> 00:06:48.350 You are a movie star. I knew I'd seen you somewhere. 142 00:06:49.089 --> 00:06:51.379 I wore a scarf in that scene specifically because PJ 143 00:06:51.420 --> 00:06:53.120 makes fun of me for wearing scarves all the time. 144 00:06:53.209 --> 00:06:55.100 PJ's a bastard. I like him and all. 145 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:59.019 He's a good guy. We can call him out. 146 00:06:59.069 --> 00:07:01.589 Yeah, it's lovingly ripping off. 147 00:07:01.730 --> 00:07:03.290 I'll probably see him in like a week or so. 148 00:07:03.329 --> 00:07:04.350 I'll tell him I called him a bastard. 149 00:07:05.970 --> 00:07:06.970 He'll wear it with a badge of honor. 150 00:07:07.050 --> 00:07:08.350 Oh yeah, I believe he will. 151 00:07:09.389 --> 00:07:10.879 So what's happening on the Oscars? 152 00:07:11.209 --> 00:07:14.459 Yeah, yeah. Occasionally we'll note what's actually going on on 153 00:07:14.500 --> 00:07:17.160 this Oscar show and then we'll just mute them and 154 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:19.680 go on with our own awards ceremony. But for now, 155 00:07:20.500 --> 00:07:23.240 we're looking at Harley Quinn, the ice skater. 156 00:07:25.220 --> 00:07:26.199 I loved I, Tonya. 157 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:31.069 I gotta say, I was shocked how much, like, and 158 00:07:31.110 --> 00:07:33.589 we'll get to this later on down the line, but yeah, 159 00:07:33.670 --> 00:07:35.250 it is one of those, like when you heard they 160 00:07:35.269 --> 00:07:38.290 were making it, even when you saw the trailer, you're like, oh, this, 161 00:07:38.470 --> 00:07:40.769 this

could go horribly wrong. 162 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:42.519 What was the inspiration of bringing this? 163 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:46.740 Maybe a terrible idea. And yet I just recently went 164 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.019 and saw it and I'm like, damn, like they kind 165 00:07:49.060 --> 00:07:51.019 of made it work. It's surprising. 166 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:54.050 Sebastian Stan's mustache really sold it. 167 00:07:55.810 --> 00:07:57.250 Even he's embarrassed by it. 168 00:07:57.250 --> 00:08:00.230 I didn't even recognize him until, I think, maybe I 169 00:08:00.250 --> 00:08:02.089 went to the bathroom. I looked up on IMDb en 170 00:08:02.149 --> 00:08:03.970 route and saw he was in there. I was like, oh, yeah. 171 00:08:04.750 --> 00:08:06.689 And then he took off his arm. That probably gave 172 00:08:06.709 --> 00:08:07.110 it away. 173 00:08:08.680 --> 00:08:10.620 Who's that with her? It looks like her mom. 174 00:08:10.660 --> 00:08:12.819 I think that's what I was thinking. 175 00:08:12.860 --> 00:08:13.540 It was her mom. 176 00:08:14.259 --> 00:08:18.240 The cool kids always bring their mom to these. I 177 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:22.370 can't decide how facetious I'm being. Because really, it is 178 00:08:22.430 --> 00:08:23.709 kind of a pretty regular thing. 179 00:08:24.129 --> 00:08:26.649 I mean, the lady looks literally just like her, except older. 180 00:08:26.670 --> 00:08:30.209 That's true. Maybe it's her from the future, though. Yeah. 181 00:08:30.250 --> 00:08:31.509 Now that would be interesting. 182 00:08:32.090 --> 00:08:33.529 Yeah. 183 00:08:33.649 --> 00:08:34.200 I think so. 184 00:08:34.289 --> 00:08:38.200 Come back to help her battle that dancing witch. Or 185 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:39.039 whatever that thing was. 186 00:08:39.899 --> 00:08:40.120 What? 187 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:40.779 An I, Tonya? 188 00:08:41.019 --> 00:08:41.919 Oh, Suicide Squad. 189 00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:43.240 Oh, okay. 190 00:08:44.259 --> 00:08:45.159 I never watched it. 191 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:46.080 You're better off. 192 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:46.419 Yeah. 193 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:46.740 Yeah. 194 00:08:47.740 --> 00:08:48.129 Bless you. 195 00:08:48.429 --> 00:08:50.860 Much love was heaped upon it on this show. I 196 00:08:50.860 --> 00:08:53.039 don't know what you're talking about. We would never say 197 00:08:53.059 --> 00:08:57.620 anything bad about a superhero movie. Okay, a DC superhero movie. 198 00:08:57.700 --> 00:08:58.620 Let's be specific. 199 00:08:59.659 --> 00:09:02.919 I'm not a superhero movie kind of guy. I just 200 00:09:02.940 --> 00:09:03.720 call myself a guy. 201 00:09:03.820 --> 00:09:05.440 I was thinking, what is it? 202 00:09:07.090 --> 00:09:07.710 Yeah. 203 00:09:07.750 --> 00:09:11.070 Well, you're not a superhero movie kind of guy. 204 00:09:11.289 --> 00:09:14.250 Are you also going to make an announcement of some sort? 205 00:09:14.269 --> 00:09:17.009 You're using our award ceremony to launch this news. 206 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:17.919 Right. 207 00:09:19.460 --> 00:09:20.450 Surgery was successful. 208 00:09:20.970 --> 00:09:21.389 Yeah. 209 00:09:22.690 --> 00:09:23.429 Thumbs up. 210 00:09:25.549 --> 00:09:27.110 Nope, I had those removed too. 211 00:09:27.149 --> 00:09:29.509 So what do you all. 212 00:09:29.549 --> 00:09:32.789 Feel should have been nominated for an award tonight that 213 00:09:33.370 --> 00:09:34.029 was looked over? 214 00:09:34.049 --> 00:09:38.000 I'm going to be honest. I saw hardly no movies 215 00:09:38.059 --> 00:09:40.840 last year. Other than the ones that Brian called me 216 00:09:40.899 --> 00:09:42.559 up and said, hey, we're going to talk about this. 217 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:43.289 You should go see it. 218 00:09:43.679 --> 00:09:46.440 I like assigning movies to other people. What's funny is 219 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:49.039 that I do it to myself. Like there's tons of stuff. 220 00:09:49.590 --> 00:09:51.669 One I'll go into in about a week or so. 221 00:09:52.049 --> 00:09:55.789 I just watched this weekend for a future episode because 222 00:09:55.889 --> 00:09:58.629 I said, okay, this person, we're going to talk about movie. 223 00:09:58.649 --> 00:09:59.950 What do you want to watch? And then I ended. 224 00:10:00.450 --> 00:10:03.220 assigned myself this movie that i'm like ah damn it 225 00:10:03.250 --> 00:10:05.340 i don't want to watch that so i do it 226 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:07.259 to myself all the time too i feel like there's 227 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:10.600 many a time i'll want to watch the nine new 228 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:12.980 things i decided to buy that are still sitting on 229 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:14.960 the shelf that i haven't gotten to but instead i'll 230 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:17.179 watch something ridiculous that we're going to talk about on 231 00:10:17.200 --> 00:10:21.029 the show instead so I just create more weird assigned 232 00:10:21.090 --> 00:10:22.360 movie watching for myself. 233 00:10:23.220 --> 00:10:25.179 Well, I'm glad you called me up and tell me 234 00:10:25.220 --> 00:10:27.639 to go see this and that because otherwise I would 235 00:10:27.679 --> 00:10:30.500 not have known how disappointed I was going to have 236 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:31.940 been with Justice League. 237 00:10:34.419 --> 00:10:35.100 Oh, DC. 238 00:10:35.490 --> 00:10:39.559 Justice League. I, like, I didn't hate, like, justice league 239 00:10:39.700 --> 00:10:41.820 no i didn't hate it it had elements that worked 240 00:10:41.860 --> 00:10:43.559 for me uh i feel like there was a good 241 00:10:43.580 --> 00:10:47.009 movie in there encrusted in a lot of crap yeah 242 00:10:47.070 --> 00:10:49.789 but uh like i like the wonder woman stuff oh 243 00:10:49.830 --> 00:10:52.240 yeah i think that's kind of what sold me on 244 00:10:52.289 --> 00:10:54.179 it didn't they go back and film more. 245 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:58.990 Of her stuff after the movie probably

after after Zach 246 00:10:59.049 --> 00:11:00.070 got himself out of it. 247 00:11:00.110 --> 00:11:02.950 I like that there was a little bit more humor. 248 00:11:04.269 --> 00:11:06.409 Again, I assume those are the Joss Whedon scenes. 249 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:07.320 Probably. 250 00:11:07.899 --> 00:11:10.159 I can only assume those are the Joss scenes. 251 00:11:11.179 --> 00:11:14.500 I saw this really funny comic about Shape of Water, 252 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:18.000 and it was like Guillermo del Toro, and it was like, 253 00:11:18.860 --> 00:11:22.259 someone's like, ew, Guillermo del Toro's a furry. He's like, no, actually, 254 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:26.100 we're amphibies when it's... Scalies. Yeah, scalies. 255 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:26.399 Scalies. 256 00:11:26.820 --> 00:11:27.019 Yeah. 257 00:11:27.909 --> 00:11:28.750 He's looking pretty trim. 258 00:11:29.220 --> 00:11:30.700 He looks sharp there. 259 00:11:30.720 --> 00:11:31.200 Yeah. 260 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:33.259 He's a cool dude. Yeah. 261 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:34.120 I love that movie. 262 00:11:34.659 --> 00:11:36.269 Is it inappropriate that I just want to hang out 263 00:11:36.289 --> 00:11:39.659 at his house? oh my lord have you not i 264 00:11:39.700 --> 00:11:43.289 mean his house was so amazing that inlet in la 265 00:11:43.470 --> 00:11:45.470 one of the museums i don't remember which one gave 266 00:11:45.509 --> 00:11:48.549 him his own wing to put together at like a 267 00:11:49.289 --> 00:11:53.679 horror movie history tour more or less and it's all 268 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:56.059 it's all stuff that came out of this house and 269 00:11:56.100 --> 00:12:01.120 it's like huge full-size pieces that like either original from 270 00:12:01.179 --> 00:12:04.639 movies even like going back like it's like old school, 271 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:07.750 like Frankenstein kind of stuff and Vincent Price kind of stuff. 272 00:12:07.850 --> 00:12:10.669 But like also all the stuff from his movies over 273 00:12:10.710 --> 00:12:13.250 the years. So he filled up an entire wing with 274 00:12:13.309 --> 00:12:16.710 his own personal items. Doug Jones. I know that guy. 275 00:12:17.490 --> 00:12:19.830 Soon to be featured on this very show. 276 00:12:19.850 --> 00:12:21.870 But did you notice how happy he looked to be 277 00:12:22.009 --> 00:12:22.429 on camera? 278 00:12:23.100 --> 00:12:26.799 Well, he's not, he's not encrusted in, you know, latex. 279 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:28.559 So he's finally like, it's me guys. 280 00:12:28.580 --> 00:12:29.799 It's me. 281 00:12:29.820 --> 00:12:31.240 Look how pretty I am. 282 00:12:31.259 --> 00:12:33.820 So I have a question. So like, Could Doug Jones 283 00:12:33.899 --> 00:12:36.419 be nominated as best actor for his role in Shape 284 00:12:36.460 --> 00:12:39.759 of Water, even though he wasn't technically a human? Say 285 00:12:39.779 --> 00:12:42.669 you play a horse. Can you be nominated for an 286 00:12:42.750 --> 00:12:44.009 Oscar for playing that horse? 287 00:12:44.029 --> 00:12:45.549 How does it work? You'd have to be both sides 288 00:12:45.590 --> 00:12:47.529 of the horse outfit, right? You'd have to nominate. Could 289 00:12:47.549 --> 00:12:50.289 you only nominate. 290 00:12:49.129 --> 00:12:50.250 The ass end of the horse? 291 00:12:50.750 --> 00:12:52.549 The back end would be a supporting actor. 292 00:12:52.580 --> 00:12:54.480 It's all political. Yeah, exactly. 293 00:12:54.659 --> 00:12:58.279 I get it. So I believe you can. 294 00:12:58.299 --> 00:12:59.440 Natalie Portman just jumped to her death. 295 00:13:00.730 --> 00:13:02.090 We're on a commercial though, so. 296 00:13:02.950 --> 00:13:05.350 Yeah, that was breaking news. 297 00:13:05.669 --> 00:13:08.509 If you didn't watch the Oscars, yeah, Natalie's okay. 298 00:13:09.090 --> 00:13:10.860 But I feel like that is how I would learn 299 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:11.700 about that sort of thing. 300 00:13:11.750 --> 00:13:13.600 She's on top of the pavilion. 301 00:13:14.100 --> 00:13:14.879 That's it, guys. 302 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:16.120 I've had enough of this shit. 303 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:20.159 All right. Natalie Portman rap too is so disappointing. I've 304 00:13:20.179 --> 00:13:20.960 got to end it all. 305 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:24.940 So Keith Urban's coming to the Yum Center? More like 306 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:25.539 Dome Center. 307 00:13:28.580 --> 00:13:29.940 Where's your drums, Phillip? 308 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:31.500 I gave myself a high five. 309 00:13:31.539 --> 00:13:32.659 I don't know if y'all saw that. 310 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:34.480 I don't feel like getting that. 311 00:13:34.500 --> 00:13:35.600 Why is his hair so bad? 312 00:13:36.379 --> 00:13:37.320 It's always been like that. 313 00:13:37.379 --> 00:13:40.610 I know. Like, it's not a hairstyle anymore. It's like, 314 00:13:41.610 --> 00:13:42.690 shave it or something. 315 00:13:43.090 --> 00:13:44.970 I used to work at a screen printing place in 316 00:13:44.990 --> 00:13:48.169 Muhlenberg County and my boss has that haircut now. My 317 00:13:48.250 --> 00:13:51.409 old boss. And he will go to airports and stuff 318 00:13:51.450 --> 00:13:54.029 and take pictures with people because he's trying to actually 319 00:13:54.570 --> 00:13:56.649 look like Keith Urban and pass himself off as Keith Urban. 320 00:13:56.700 --> 00:13:58.259 I mean, people know that it's not him. It's like 321 00:13:58.299 --> 00:14:00.120 a lookalike sort of thing. It's like, Why would you 322 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:01.960 do that to yourself or your children? 323 00:14:02.440 --> 00:14:05.440 That story goes up and down from being sad to 324 00:14:05.539 --> 00:14:07.820 kind of, okay, that's funny, to kind of cool, then no, 325 00:14:07.899 --> 00:14:08.559 just back to sad. 326 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:09.179 Oh, no, he sucks. 327 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:10.110 Back to sad. 328 00:14:10.590 --> 00:14:14.409 I mean, I

once saw Dee Snider in a Turkish airport. So, 329 00:14:14.950 --> 00:14:16.710 you know, like you can run into celebrities in airports. 330 00:14:16.730 --> 00:14:18.850 You know, there's a lot of information in that statement 331 00:14:18.870 --> 00:14:19.690 you just made. 332 00:14:19.789 --> 00:14:21.990 I saw Michael Tate from DC talking in an airport once. 333 00:14:22.490 --> 00:14:25.289 I was just standing next to Dee Snider. I was 334 00:14:25.330 --> 00:14:27.809 supposed to be. Does that count? Yeah. I knew I 335 00:14:27.850 --> 00:14:30.330 was going to see him that morning. It's not an accident. 336 00:14:30.669 --> 00:14:33.740 I met Dawkins' road manager in a bar in an 337 00:14:33.799 --> 00:14:37.639 airport one time. He was a very sad-looking man. 338 00:14:37.700 --> 00:14:38.419 Yeah. 339 00:14:38.440 --> 00:14:40.539 If I'm ever going to have a celebrity interaction, it's 340 00:14:40.580 --> 00:14:44.039 always a really awkward and terrible one. I mean, actually, 341 00:14:44.090 --> 00:14:45.950 the one with Dee Snider wasn't. It was just like 342 00:14:46.529 --> 00:14:48.269 people for some reason think it's funny that I saw 343 00:14:48.309 --> 00:14:49.409 him in a Turkish airport. 344 00:14:49.669 --> 00:14:50.850 That's a little weird. 345 00:14:50.870 --> 00:14:52.500 That's something that's strange about it. 346 00:14:52.529 --> 00:14:55.370 I'm just like, I guess. What was he doing there? 347 00:14:55.730 --> 00:14:58.070 I'm guessing I know what you were doing there. 348 00:14:58.090 --> 00:14:58.840 The Ataturk is. 349 00:14:58.870 --> 00:15:03.570 Drugs. Smuggling drugs. But what was he doing there? Because 350 00:15:03.590 --> 00:15:06.049 he's on the up and up now. He's a Broadway superstar. 351 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:09.500 Probably just a layover at airport, honestly. Probably took Turkish 352 00:15:09.519 --> 00:15:11.340 Airlines business class. 353 00:15:11.659 --> 00:15:14.100 One of his other... Yeah, he's got about 12 things 354 00:15:14.139 --> 00:15:17.159 going anymore. And one of them was like a... I 355 00:15:17.200 --> 00:15:19.250 don't know if it was full-on Broadway or if it 356 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.409 was like an off-Broadway thing. But it was a full 357 00:15:21.509 --> 00:15:25.200 Broadway production thing. style of show that he had written 358 00:15:25.259 --> 00:15:26.720 and come up with he's leading. 359 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:29.399 Spider-man turn off the dark right hey i don't know 360 00:15:29.419 --> 00:15:30.120 that anybody wants he's. 361 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:33.779 An actor slash director of that movie strangeland yes does. 362 00:15:33.700 --> 00:15:35.399 He still didn't he do like a satellite radio show 363 00:15:35.460 --> 00:15:36.899 or something yeah he's got that. 364 00:15:36.820 --> 00:15:39.100 Again he's got a lot of jobs like he's he's 365 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:40.580 a pretty amazing dude. 366 00:15:40.659 --> 00:15:45.980 Who's that he's like the reason that uh uh He 367 00:15:46.019 --> 00:15:48.990 like fought, didn't he fight against Tipper Gore or some shit? 368 00:15:49.090 --> 00:15:51.549 Oh yeah. He was the one that at that time, 369 00:15:51.690 --> 00:15:55.330 all the other, all the other metal losers were just 370 00:15:55.370 --> 00:15:57.779 kind of idiots and like didn't have anything to bring 371 00:15:57.820 --> 00:16:00.070 to the table. He showed up. What I thought was 372 00:16:00.129 --> 00:16:02.490 impressive was he showed up to, like, Supreme Court or 373 00:16:02.509 --> 00:16:04.169 wherever the hell he had to, like, testify. 374 00:16:04.409 --> 00:16:04.789 Congress. 375 00:16:05.070 --> 00:16:06.690 In his, like, ripped jeans. 376 00:16:06.789 --> 00:16:07.169 In his rocker gear. 377 00:16:07.289 --> 00:16:10.649 And his black t-shirt and, like, his sleeveless denim vest 378 00:16:10.710 --> 00:16:11.169 and was like. 379 00:16:11.289 --> 00:16:13.090 Well, the best part is he pulls his speech out 380 00:16:13.129 --> 00:16:15.129 of his back pocket where it's all folded up. 381 00:16:15.889 --> 00:16:19.299 But then his speech is fucking amazing. Like, he's smart. 382 00:16:19.379 --> 00:16:21.159 And then he gets into an argument with Al Gore. 383 00:16:21.419 --> 00:16:22.000 That's my favorite. 384 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:23.299 We've all wanted to do that. 385 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:23.440 Yeah. 386 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:25.600 If I have one regret, it's not going up to 387 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:28.299 Dee Snider in the Ataturk Airport and thanking him for 388 00:16:28.360 --> 00:16:28.919 what he's done. 389 00:16:29.019 --> 00:16:32.190 We all should. He's a pretty amazing dude. I didn't 390 00:16:32.230 --> 00:16:34.169 know we were going to go so into Dee Snider 391 00:16:34.230 --> 00:16:35.129 on the Oscar coverage. 392 00:16:35.210 --> 00:16:37.669 Okay, I have a question. Right now we're looking at 393 00:16:37.769 --> 00:16:39.769 the kids from Call Me By Your Name. Does he 394 00:16:39.809 --> 00:16:42.230 not look like Josh from Drake and Josh? 395 00:16:42.289 --> 00:16:44.509 Yes, I was like, why is Josh from Drake and 396 00:16:44.529 --> 00:16:45.279 Josh here? 397 00:16:45.899 --> 00:16:46.279 He does. 398 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:48.240 No, like if you're just glancing at him, I was 399 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:49.639 just like, how did Josh get younger? 400 00:16:49.659 --> 00:16:51.899 That's not what I was thinking. 401 00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:53.159 Did he bring his room too? 402 00:16:53.179 --> 00:16:53.620 Yeah. 403 00:16:53.850 --> 00:16:55.320 Well, he is like 12. 404 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:56.299 He's like nine years old. 405 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:59.659 For some reason, I don't know, the Margot Robbie bringing 406 00:16:59.700 --> 00:17:03.600 her mom seems sweeter than him bringing. 407 00:17:03.620 --> 00:17:04.789 Well, she was his ride. 408 00:17:05.009 --> 00:17:09.829 He's just into older women. He was in Lady Bird 409

00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:10.380 as well. 410 00:17:10.619 --> 00:17:10.970 Yeah. 411 00:17:11.609 --> 00:17:12.049 He's an up and up. 412 00:17:12.069 --> 00:17:14.009 He was a cool dude in Lady Bird. 413 00:17:14.069 --> 00:17:15.630 So he's in two Oscar nominated movies? 414 00:17:15.869 --> 00:17:16.630 Yeah. 415 00:17:16.750 --> 00:17:19.450 Is it like his first year big acting? 416 00:17:19.569 --> 00:17:20.650 He's a big shot this year. 417 00:17:20.730 --> 00:17:21.230 That's crazy. 418 00:17:21.269 --> 00:17:22.349 I just watched Lady Bird today. 419 00:17:22.430 --> 00:17:24.440 Speaking of Lady Bird, there she is. Yeah, there she is. 420 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:26.500 Miss Sushi Rohan. 421 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:27.220 Sushi Rohan. 422 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:33.660 Sushi Rohan. for sure i do this every week occasionally 423 00:17:33.700 --> 00:17:35.819 i learn how to say stumble i am the worst 424 00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:37.880 trying to pronounce these people's names what's her name but 425 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:40.099 eventually i'll look at it and find it out and 426 00:17:40.140 --> 00:17:43.319 learn it enough and i can say sorceronin without thinking. 427 00:17:42.940 --> 00:17:44.670 About it so siri rohan. 428 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:46.910 Unless sometimes it's like nine years later and they go 429 00:17:46.950 --> 00:17:48.710 yeah you guys have been saying my name wrong all 430 00:17:48.750 --> 00:17:51.190 this time so those throw me off and i'll still 431 00:17:51.250 --> 00:17:53.150 say it the old way probably but it's bra bra 432 00:17:56.259 --> 00:17:58.180 She is amazing, though. I really hated the Lovely Bones. 433 00:17:58.440 --> 00:18:00.279 Everything I've seen her in, I've been impressed. 434 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:01.440 That movie was a shit show. 435 00:18:01.460 --> 00:18:02.200 Hannah was so good. 436 00:18:02.420 --> 00:18:05.559 But even then, everybody's like, well, she was really good 437 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:08.160 in it, but she doesn't have much of a part, 438 00:18:08.259 --> 00:18:11.329 so all this other nonsense going on in Lovely Bones. 439 00:18:11.369 --> 00:18:12.509 You all saw Hannah, right? 440 00:18:13.170 --> 00:18:14.880 I did, and she was a badass there, too. 441 00:18:16.190 --> 00:18:17.509 How old was she in that movie? She was like 442 00:18:17.509 --> 00:18:17.910 12 or something. 443 00:18:18.170 --> 00:18:21.230 She's still pretty young. She's another one that weirds me 444 00:18:21.289 --> 00:18:23.769 out when I hear her real voice. I'm so used 445 00:18:23.829 --> 00:18:26.549 to all these American roles that now I hear. 446 00:18:26.609 --> 00:18:28.529 Is she not American? 447 00:18:28.769 --> 00:18:37.319 She's got like a Scottish working man's voice. Oh, weird. Crikey. 448 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:38.539 I didn't expect that. 449 00:18:38.940 --> 00:18:40.119 Well, her teeth are so nice. 450 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:42.920 That's how she got to Hollywood. They wouldn't let you

451 00:18:42.980 --> 00:18:45.440 in if you didn't have that. They'd kick you right out. 452 00:18:45.980 --> 00:18:46.460 In your teeth. 453 00:18:47.059 --> 00:18:48.740 Matthew McConaughey. 454 00:18:48.769 --> 00:18:50.549 Oh, man. That's a cool dress. It looks like a 455 00:18:50.569 --> 00:18:54.089 wedding dress, though. They're like double Oscar slash wedding. 456 00:18:54.490 --> 00:18:56.750 For God's sake, shave. You're going to be on TV. 457 00:18:57.549 --> 00:19:00.390 No, it's my thing, man. It's my thing. 458 00:19:00.410 --> 00:19:01.849 He's just living. 459 00:19:01.910 --> 00:19:04.200 Matthew McConaughey does strike me as a person. I'm sure 460 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:07.519 that's probably his wife already. But if he would be like, 461 00:19:08.059 --> 00:19:10.559 all right, everybody's here and they're dressed all fancy. Let's 462 00:19:10.599 --> 00:19:13.700 make this a wedding slash Oscar. He would do that. 463 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:15.140 He's the kind of guy. 464 00:19:15.529 --> 00:19:17.269 I think they've been together a while because I've seen 465 00:19:17.309 --> 00:19:18.390 him with her for years now. 466 00:19:18.410 --> 00:19:20.470 Is she a famous person of some sort? No, I 467 00:19:20.769 --> 00:19:22.799 don't think so. Good on you, Matt. 468 00:19:23.099 --> 00:19:27.019 I think she just ended up with Matthew McConaughey. Many 469 00:19:27.059 --> 00:19:29.920 people probably at some point would have, but now he's 470 00:19:29.980 --> 00:19:31.089 all taken and stuff. 471 00:19:31.119 --> 00:19:35.130 How did this lady from fucking Reno 911 get to 472 00:19:35.170 --> 00:19:35.910 host the Oscars? 473 00:19:36.069 --> 00:19:37.390 I'm curious about that too. 474 00:19:38.170 --> 00:19:40.180 Like, I love this lady. I don't know her name. 475 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:42.319 She's great, but I haven't seen her in anything. 476 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:46.009 I want to say her name's like Jennifer or something. Susan. 477 00:19:46.250 --> 00:19:48.730 Isn't she the mom on the Goldbergs? 478 00:19:49.150 --> 00:19:50.150 Yeah. 479 00:19:50.430 --> 00:19:55.740 This is an ABC show. They don't go outside. Well, 480 00:19:56.079 --> 00:19:58.220 they're not going to pay somebody else on a different network. 481 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:00.220 Did everybody enjoy The Big Sick? 482 00:20:01.819 --> 00:20:04.180 I watched three quarters of it. 483 00:20:04.200 --> 00:20:04.460 Or two. 484 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:04.539 No. 485 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:04.880 30% of it. 486 00:20:09.660 --> 00:20:10.339 I really liked it. 487 00:20:10.880 --> 00:20:12.299 It wasn't bad. I just fell asleep. 488 00:20:12.339 --> 00:20:20.369 That's still not a screaming recommendation. 489 00:20:20.410 --> 00:20:22.150 That's going on the poster. 490 00:20:22.890 --> 00:20:25.029 I fall right into that category. I have slept through 491 00:20:25.049 --> 00:20:27.470 some of the finest films. And it's no knock on 492 00:20:27.490 --> 00:20:28.950 the films. I just can't stay awake. 493 00:20:29.009 --> 00:20:31.470 Kumail is one of my eyebrow role models. Because I 494 00:20:31.509 --> 00:20:35.099 have big eyebrows too. In case the listeners don't know. 495 00:20:35.420 --> 00:20:36.319 I'll rub them on the mic now. 496 00:20:37.980 --> 00:20:40.900 God, I have to get a new microphone. 497 00:20:41.019 --> 00:20:45.980 They've officially been blessed, your mic shield. But no, he's funny. 498 00:20:46.059 --> 00:20:49.089 I really, really appreciate that movie. Anything that can give 499 00:20:49.109 --> 00:20:53.109 me more Ray Romano, I'm okay with. 500 00:20:53.450 --> 00:20:55.210 Ray Romano's in it? 501 00:20:55.230 --> 00:20:56.630 Come on, everybody loves Raymond. 502 00:20:57.069 --> 00:20:57.829 No, no. 503 00:20:58.650 --> 00:20:58.970 Oh, okay. 504 00:20:59.369 --> 00:21:02.490 At this point, he's turned his life around and he's 505 00:21:02.529 --> 00:21:06.539 trying to be like a real actor and almost... Some 506 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:09.720 of the people have forgotten about that ridiculous sitcom. I 507 00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:12.559 was not on board in the sitcom days. Well, some 508 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:15.220 people live and die by the things that are on 509 00:21:15.299 --> 00:21:16.880 at four o'clock every day. 510 00:21:17.180 --> 00:21:19.990 It's Lin-Manuel Miranda. I think he just did a great job. 511 00:21:20.069 --> 00:21:21.970 If anybody listens to My Brother, My Brother and Me, 512 00:21:22.230 --> 00:21:23.430 that's my friend's podcast. I love him. 513 00:21:23.589 --> 00:21:24.349 He's so like. 514 00:21:24.890 --> 00:21:25.450 Oh, girl. 515 00:21:26.009 --> 00:21:28.369 He's so like willing to do anything. That's what I 516 00:21:28.410 --> 00:21:30.069 love about Lin-Manuel Miranda. 517 00:21:30.269 --> 00:21:32.769 Our dear friend Jennifer Lawrence is there. 518 00:21:32.809 --> 00:21:34.519 I just listened to her WTF today. 519 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:35.420 I thought. 520 00:21:36.970 --> 00:21:39.549 See, so there's two podcasts she's been on, but that's it. 521 00:21:40.589 --> 00:21:43.259 Not many people can suck her into a podcast. I'm 522 00:21:43.279 --> 00:21:44.230 pretty proud of that. 523 00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:48.240 I mean, that is quite an accomplishment. She's the Belle 524 00:21:48.299 --> 00:21:49.019 of Louisville. 525 00:21:50.339 --> 00:21:54.759 Hollywood at this point. Belle of Louisville's a boat. Yeah, 526 00:21:54.779 --> 00:21:57.700 I mean, nobody wants to claim this town, but the 527 00:21:57.740 --> 00:22:00.329 fact that she's one of the highest paid actors in 528 00:22:00.349 --> 00:22:04.309 Hollywood is kind of more impressive, really. Even she doesn't 529 00:22:04.329 --> 00:22:05.269 want to acknowledge this town. 530 00:22:07.490 --> 00:22:09.650 I'm excited for Red Sparrow, though. I think it looks 531 00:22:09.670 --> 00:22:10.029 kind of good. 532 00:22:10.269 --> 00:22:12.329 Someone told me it was

really good. You know, I 533 00:22:12.369 --> 00:22:14.109 really like Joel Edgerton a lot. 534 00:22:14.130 --> 00:22:14.450 Same. 535 00:22:15.130 --> 00:22:17.190 We watched It Comes at Night the other day, and 536 00:22:17.250 --> 00:22:19.309 I thought that was really, really good. I didn't fall 537 00:22:19.329 --> 00:22:19.769 asleep at all. 538 00:22:19.789 --> 00:22:22.269 Have you watched... But that's no statement on me. 539 00:22:22.299 --> 00:22:23.319 That's like your star scale. 540 00:22:23.339 --> 00:22:24.640 Have you watched Bright? 541 00:22:25.180 --> 00:22:25.559 What is it? 542 00:22:25.779 --> 00:22:26.039 Bright? 543 00:22:26.099 --> 00:22:26.519 Oh, right. 544 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.200 Bright, uh-uh. What's that one? 545 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:31.609 You might not recognize him, but he's really good in it. 546 00:22:31.779 --> 00:22:32.940 He plays an orc cop. 547 00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:34.900 An orc cop? 548 00:22:35.220 --> 00:22:35.480 Yep. 549 00:22:35.619 --> 00:22:36.019 That's good. 550 00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:37.220 It's pretty. 551 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:40.109 It was pretty overrated. 552 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:41.670 I'm just gonna put it out there. 553 00:22:41.809 --> 00:22:44.490 I was impressed. Did you actually watch it all? Yeah. See, 554 00:22:44.650 --> 00:22:47.059 that's the thing. I heard so much bad stuff that 555 00:22:47.099 --> 00:22:49.559 I got in, I was like... Again, I didn't hate it, 556 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:50.700 but they put. 557 00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:53.809 too much into one movie they had it going in 558 00:22:53.849 --> 00:22:55.289 too many different directions I. 559 00:22:55.250 --> 00:22:57.349 Was okay with it just because I felt like they 560 00:22:57.410 --> 00:22:59.650 just sort of touched on all that stuff they didn't 561 00:22:59.750 --> 00:23:03.079 focus on anything except the basic cop story really and 562 00:23:03.099 --> 00:23:05.099 there's all this other weird stuff in the background that 563 00:23:05.339 --> 00:23:07.500 I'm equally as interested in but I feel like they're 564 00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:08.440 just planning it. 565 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:10.380 Out yeah they're setting it up for a series which 566 00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:13.529 is fine But I never knew which direction I was 567 00:23:13.549 --> 00:23:14.349 supposed to go in. 568 00:23:14.369 --> 00:23:17.650 I got to where he destroyed the ferry. And I 569 00:23:17.690 --> 00:23:18.369 was like, meh. 570 00:23:18.430 --> 00:23:19.670 That was only like two minutes. 571 00:23:20.450 --> 00:23:21.950 He's like, ferry lives matter. 572 00:23:22.029 --> 00:23:25.119 That I did on the episode. I squirmed too hard. 573 00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:28.390 I discussed that. By far the worst line in the 574 00:23:28.410 --> 00:23:31.759 entire movie, and seems really inappropriate coming from a black actor, 575 00:23:31.819 --> 00:23:32.599 but whatever. 576 00:23:32.619 --> 00:23:34.559 I don't understand why Oprah's in this movie. 577 00:23:34.779 --> 00:23:36.019 Yeah, I feel like Oprah is too Oprah. 578 00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:37.380 She's friends with the director. 579 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.480 She backed it. Yeah, she probably did, actually. 580 00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:42.940 At this point, Oprah is too Oprah to be in movies, 581 00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:43.279 I think. 582 00:23:43.460 --> 00:23:45.900 Yeah, kind of. But then that's true with all of these. 583 00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:47.920 She doesn't blend into any kind of role, I don't think. 584 00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:50.220 None of these people really seem like they fit in 585 00:23:50.259 --> 00:23:51.059 this movie. 586 00:23:51.140 --> 00:23:51.420 No. 587 00:23:51.460 --> 00:23:54.299 I just look at it and go, aren't you Reese Witherspoon? 588 00:23:54.319 --> 00:23:54.440 Yeah. 589 00:23:54.980 --> 00:23:56.400 You look like Reese Witherspoon. 590 00:23:56.609 --> 00:23:58.549 The kids seem okay. 591 00:23:58.650 --> 00:24:01.029 Actually, I've seen interviews with that little girl and she 592 00:24:01.069 --> 00:24:02.970 seems awesome. I'm like, oh, she's going to be an 593 00:24:03.009 --> 00:24:06.869 amazing actress. But now she's stuck doing this kind of stuff. 594 00:24:06.910 --> 00:24:10.089 The trailer, the whole time it's, oh, it's. 595 00:24:10.150 --> 00:24:12.930 Zach, look, he's not really in character at all. He's 596 00:24:12.950 --> 00:24:18.200 just being goofy Zach. Yeah. 597 00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:19.539 I've never read that book. 598 00:24:20.440 --> 00:24:23.599 It's one of those, again, back to my running theme 599 00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:26.000 of not reading books. Even as a kid, I think 600 00:24:26.059 --> 00:24:29.319 I remember going to the library at school and checking 601 00:24:29.359 --> 00:24:32.480 it out because, this will be no surprise, I really 602 00:24:32.539 --> 00:24:35.180 liked the cool artwork on the cover because I was 603 00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:39.230 always a sucker for cool sci-fi artwork on the cover 604 00:24:39.250 --> 00:24:42.390 of books. Didn't want to read any of them. So, yeah, 605 00:24:42.430 --> 00:24:44.269 I think I checked it out and then took it 606 00:24:44.309 --> 00:24:46.349 back in a couple of weeks or whatever. I did 607 00:24:46.410 --> 00:24:48.509 stick with the due date. There were no fines involved, guys. 608 00:24:48.569 --> 00:24:49.049 It's okay. 609 00:24:49.089 --> 00:24:49.289 Good. 610 00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:51.859 Didn't read it, guess what? I still don't know how 611 00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:52.619 that movie goes. 612 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:54.359 I just don't even check books out from the library 613 00:24:54.380 --> 00:24:55.619 because I'm like so mad. 614 00:24:55.660 --> 00:24:56.019 You steal them? 615 00:24:56.059 --> 00:24:57.119 Directly into your bag? 616 00:24:57.140 --> 00:24:59.339 You guys are breaking my heart. I know. 617 00:24:59.380 --> 00:25:00.539 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 618

00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:03.940 I checked them out. I went by the rules. I 619 00:25:04.019 --> 00:25:07.640 had to get involved to make sure people read them too. 620 00:25:07.779 --> 00:25:10.059 Let me clarify. I don't steal them. I forget to 621 00:25:10.099 --> 00:25:12.920 return them and then get a fine so large I 622 00:25:12.940 --> 00:25:15.750 can never repay it and go back to the library. 623 00:25:15.769 --> 00:25:18.119 That's why you left the state. I knew it. 624 00:25:18.130 --> 00:25:20.710 No, I take the books back eventually. Except for the 625 00:25:20.829 --> 00:25:21.109 ones I. 626 00:25:21.150 --> 00:25:23.109 Took from the UofL library. After the library cop tracks 627 00:25:23.130 --> 00:25:24.730 you down. I've seen this episode. 628 00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:26.660 Yeah, I still have some books I. 629 00:25:26.900 --> 00:25:28.039 Got from the UofL library. I got to launch my 630 00:25:28.059 --> 00:25:29.140 library policeman app. 631 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.539 Yeah, he's here as a mole. He's been sent here 632 00:25:33.579 --> 00:25:35.720 just to track you down. For those of you who 633 00:25:35.740 --> 00:25:38.220 don't know at home, someone's got connections to the library. 634 00:25:38.380 --> 00:25:40.690 The library at UofL. I'll let them know I still 635 00:25:40.730 --> 00:25:41.549 have books. 636 00:25:41.289 --> 00:25:42.089 About Chinese socialism. 637 00:25:42.109 --> 00:25:42.769 You owe me a nickel. 638 00:25:48.539 --> 00:25:49.920 Never return it back to the library. 639 00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:51.940 Oh, they're coming for you. 640 00:25:51.940 --> 00:25:54.049 Well, there is a book that I kept from my 641 00:25:54.069 --> 00:25:56.730 school library, but it was meant as like a fuck 642 00:25:56.769 --> 00:25:59.009 you for reasons I don't remember. 643 00:26:00.329 --> 00:26:02.390 So really important reasons that I don't remember. 644 00:26:02.410 --> 00:26:02.990 It is a stupid book. 645 00:26:03.009 --> 00:26:03.859 Tell me I can't chew gum. 646 00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:04.759 I have it on the shelf. 647 00:26:05.220 --> 00:26:06.920 It's over here somewhere. 648 00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:08.519 Yeah. 649 00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:12.720 I just remember being really mad at the seventh grade library. 650 00:26:12.740 --> 00:26:13.799 It was the Gutenberg Bible. 651 00:26:14.690 --> 00:26:17.890 I took this. So in seventh grade, I took this book. 652 00:26:18.130 --> 00:26:21.329 It was a book of poetry. It was Come Hither 653 00:26:21.349 --> 00:26:23.599 by Walter Delamere. It was like a collection of other 654 00:26:23.619 --> 00:26:26.859 people's work. And I loved that fucking book. It was 655 00:26:26.900 --> 00:26:30.079 like so dog-eared and like highlighted. And I lost it 656 00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:32.779 at some point. But like I remember checking it out. 657 00:26:32.839 --> 00:26:34.640 But then they were never like, hey, return this book. 658 00:26:34.660 --> 00:26:38.529 So I just never did.

Like I think the library 659 00:26:38.569 --> 00:26:41.190 like flooded or something. Did the library flood at some point? 660 00:26:41.210 --> 00:26:41.289 Yeah. 661 00:26:41.819 --> 00:26:45.019 So you saved the book because it wasn't in the library, right? 662 00:26:45.140 --> 00:26:45.839 You're a hero. 663 00:26:45.859 --> 00:26:48.160 I feel like there was a computer glitch and it 664 00:26:48.220 --> 00:26:49.319 never made me return the book. 665 00:26:49.339 --> 00:26:52.440 That's sort of Marlena's story from the old days that 666 00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:54.920 I don't hear that often anymore. I know. Things are 667 00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:57.539 going fine. It's not that exciting. All of a sudden, tragedy. 668 00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:58.940 Wait a second. 669 00:26:58.960 --> 00:27:01.079 What's Celebrity Street Fights with Mario Lopez? 670 00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:01.880 Oh, God. 671 00:27:03.059 --> 00:27:05.000 Is it going to be like a bum fight scene? 672 00:27:05.099 --> 00:27:06.480 It's like a comedy intro. 673 00:27:07.460 --> 00:27:09.220 What was she even in that was nominated? 674 00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:09.829 I don't think she was. 675 00:27:09.849 --> 00:27:10.589 She wasn't nominated. 676 00:27:11.230 --> 00:27:14.609 I think this is Oscar's lame attempt to be funny. 677 00:27:14.730 --> 00:27:16.930 Yeah, they're trying. They're trying really hard. 678 00:27:17.009 --> 00:27:17.789 They got jokes. 679 00:27:19.750 --> 00:27:24.079 I don't like this. This is making me feel really uncomfortable. 680 00:27:24.180 --> 00:27:25.859 That's supposed to be funny, but I'm just like. 681 00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:28.279 Oh, it's Jimmy Kimmel. 682 00:27:28.299 --> 00:27:31.000 Oh, well, there's your problem. That explains everything. 683 00:27:31.019 --> 00:27:34.210 This is why the jokes aren't landing. Jimmy Kimmel. 684 00:27:34.430 --> 00:27:34.829 Right. 685 00:27:35.369 --> 00:27:36.910 I love that he tries to be this like. 686 00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:40.880 I don't like hate Jimmy Kimmel and I don't usually 687 00:27:40.940 --> 00:27:43.529 like super duper disagree with stuff that he says, but 688 00:27:43.569 --> 00:27:46.549 I'm just like, uh, I love how he like, we'll 689 00:27:46.569 --> 00:27:49.650 talk about like women's issues. I'm just like, you were 690 00:27:49.710 --> 00:27:52.140 the perpetrator of the man show. 691 00:27:52.339 --> 00:27:56.640 Do you not? I mean, we all remember the man show, but. Trampoline? 692 00:27:56.660 --> 00:27:59.799 Does that bring back memories? Jackass? 693 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:03.519 I'm like, hey, thanks for fighting for my rights, Jimmy Kimmel. 694 00:28:04.019 --> 00:28:07.549 I like naked girls more than most people, but no, 695 00:28:07.609 --> 00:28:10.730 you're still a jackass. I'm sorry. That's an offensive show. 696 00:28:10.809 --> 00:28:14.250 More than most people? A little more than. 697 00:28:14.609 --> 00:28:16.390 All right. I have a problem is what I'm saying, 698 00:28:16.450 --> 00:28:20.470 but it's not the point. Jimmy Kimmel's a jackass. That's 699 00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:21.029 my point. 700 00:28:21.369 --> 00:28:23.720 First you're confessing library funds and now this. 701 00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:25.759 I know. 702 00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:28.000 Newsflash, I like naked girls. 703 00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:30.619 Is there like a scale? 704 00:28:30.700 --> 00:28:31.039 Yes. 705 00:28:31.059 --> 00:28:33.259 It's just like, I. 706 00:28:32.829 --> 00:28:35.509 Like naked girls like 70%. 707 00:28:35.509 --> 00:28:36.809 More than normal. 708 00:28:36.829 --> 00:28:39.710 Brian's like 99. 99%. 709 00:28:39.710 --> 00:28:41.569 I like him a lot. 710 00:28:41.670 --> 00:28:42.509 That's what I'm saying. 711 00:28:42.529 --> 00:28:46.250 Brian and I have never discussed what our percentage is. 712 00:28:46.970 --> 00:28:49.089 Before I came in, I snorted cocaine off my Prius. 713 00:28:49.349 --> 00:28:49.970 I mean, we just. 714 00:28:50.630 --> 00:28:53.690 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What kind of party 715 00:28:53.750 --> 00:28:54.569 is this now? 716 00:28:55.150 --> 00:28:55.650 I don't know. 717 00:28:55.670 --> 00:28:55.930 Not really. 718 00:28:55.970 --> 00:28:57.250 I just wanted to have a story, too. 719 00:29:00.509 --> 00:29:00.730 Oh. 720 00:29:01.470 --> 00:29:03.269 This is all still better than Jimmy Kimmel. 721 00:29:03.410 --> 00:29:04.809 I'd like to point out right now that I'm not 722 00:29:04.829 --> 00:29:06.650 here in any official capacity for my employers. 723 00:29:07.339 --> 00:29:10.119 I wonder if anyone has ever snorted cocaine off the 724 00:29:10.140 --> 00:29:10.839 hood of a Prius. 725 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:12.920 Well, the hood's kind of slow. 726 00:29:12.940 --> 00:29:15.940 Probably not. It would have to be the top. I'm 727 00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:17.759 not saying that I know this from experience. 728 00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:20.339 I'm not saying I've done it many, many nights. 729 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:22.140 It's more efficient to snort it off a Prius. 730 00:29:23.549 --> 00:29:25.420 I would think off the dash, really. 731 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:28.450 Yeah, that would be doable. So you guys think Jimmy 732 00:29:28.470 --> 00:29:29.289 Kimmel's had work done? 733 00:29:30.529 --> 00:29:33.680 I wish he'd have his mouth sewn shut. His face 734 00:29:33.740 --> 00:29:36.539 doesn't do much. Only because he's not funny. Where is 735 00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:37.769 Dee Snider when you need him? 736 00:29:37.789 --> 00:29:38.250 Yeah, really. 737 00:29:38.390 --> 00:29:39.890 It's back to Dee Snider. 738 00:29:40.339 --> 00:29:41.819 We need Dee Snider to host this. 739 00:29:41.900 --> 00:29:45.880 I would love that. I would line up for that 740 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:46.319 right now. 741 00:29:46.819 --> 00:29:49.940 I would settle for Sebastian Bach. 742 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:50.599 No. 743 00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:53.559 But I would watch Tony Danza do it. Hell

yeah. 744 00:29:53.660 --> 00:29:55.549 That's actually not bad. Why don't they throw that out? 745 00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:56.019 Let's make a petition. 746 00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:56.460 I don't know. 747 00:29:57.059 --> 00:29:58.880 We're just going to start making a list of better 748 00:29:58.940 --> 00:30:00.200 hosts for the Oscars. 749 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:00.700 Change.org. 750 00:30:00.740 --> 00:30:02.000 I know it's not a movie, but I wish they 751 00:30:02.019 --> 00:30:03.930 could just bring Who's the Boss back and maybe give 752 00:30:03.950 --> 00:30:04.869 it an Oscar or something. 753 00:30:04.950 --> 00:30:08.750 They could. After our recent Lady in White episode, I 754 00:30:08.769 --> 00:30:11.059 was midway in, and Katherine Hellman's in that, and I'm 755 00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:13.369 just like, good Lord, she's old then. Like, how old? 756 00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:13.619 Yeah. 757 00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:17.079 How many years ago did she die? She's still alive. Like, 758 00:30:17.099 --> 00:30:17.900 she's still alive. 759 00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:18.519 The grandma? 760 00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:22.640 Yeah. Mona is still alive. There's a picture of the 761 00:30:22.660 --> 00:30:25.059 whole cast from last year that was in People or something. 762 00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:26.779 I'm like, good lord. 763 00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:27.740 Yeah, exactly. 764 00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:28.589 I wanted Netflix. 765 00:30:28.609 --> 00:30:29.619 What did she mean on that show? 766 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:31.230 No, she was horny on that show. 767 00:30:31.269 --> 00:30:31.869 She was free spirit. 768 00:30:31.890 --> 00:30:34.210 Oh, okay. She was dumb on Soap, then she became 769 00:30:34.289 --> 00:30:36.690 horny on Who's the Boss, and then she's just a 770 00:30:36.730 --> 00:30:40.130 weirdo in everything else that, like, all of her movie 771 00:30:40.230 --> 00:30:43.150 efforts over the years. Because they're usually... I confused her. 772 00:30:43.109 --> 00:30:46.589 With that lady that was in Pushing Daisies. What's the 773 00:30:46.650 --> 00:30:50.259 red-haired aunt from Pushing Daisies? Do you remember the name. 774 00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:52.359 Of the lady? Oh, Swoozie Kurtz. 775 00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:52.759 Yes. 776 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:54.559 I don't know why I confused her with her. 777 00:30:54.579 --> 00:30:56.019 She's not too far off. 778 00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:58.299 She'd probably be insulted because I think she's a little 779 00:30:58.319 --> 00:31:01.400 younger than her. But in general, they're the similar type. 780 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:02.730 I think they both have red hair, maybe. 781 00:31:02.789 --> 00:31:05.309 Old ladies is old ladies. I get what you're saying. 782 00:31:05.329 --> 00:31:06.950 Yeah, we were just talking about how I don't know 783 00:31:06.970 --> 00:31:10.069 the difference between Last of the Mohicans and Dances with Wolves. 784 00:31:10.130 --> 00:31:11.009 I get them confused. 785 00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:15.369 I want to. 786 00:31:14.980 --> 00:31:18.369 Say something that's really embarrassing for you right now. 787 00:31:19.130 --> 00:31:21.069 I mean, there's so much to pull from. 788 00:31:21.170 --> 00:31:25.470 I don't mean for that to sound offensive. I just remember... No, 789 00:31:25.569 --> 00:31:26.029 and I. 790 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:28.200 Don't take offense to it. I meant to say it 791 00:31:28.259 --> 00:31:30.640 as a comparative statement, but I realized it was mean, 792 00:31:30.700 --> 00:31:31.420 so I'm not going to do it. 793 00:31:31.539 --> 00:31:33.059 I just assumed you were going to tell her to 794 00:31:33.099 --> 00:31:34.619 stay alive. Go ahead. 795 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:36.920 Yeah, stay alive, no matter what occurs, and we will 796 00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:37.680 find you, but. 797 00:31:38.539 --> 00:31:41.019 If I had a nickel for how many times Philip 798 00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:44.329 told me that, at any point in the outing, when 799 00:31:44.369 --> 00:31:45.329 we would part ways. 800 00:31:45.369 --> 00:31:48.589 He would look at me and say, Stay alive, no 801 00:31:48.609 --> 00:31:50.269 matter what occurs, and I will find you. 802 00:31:50.289 --> 00:31:51.250 I will find you! 803 00:31:51.269 --> 00:31:53.150 Is that Last of the Mokikos? 804 00:31:53.190 --> 00:31:53.430 Yeah. 805 00:31:53.529 --> 00:31:55.369 I don't remember anything else about that movie. 806 00:31:55.390 --> 00:31:57.029 That's kind of the only thing I know about it. 807 00:31:57.230 --> 00:31:58.769 And I only know it because it was told to 808 00:31:58.809 --> 00:31:59.930 me on a regular basis. 809 00:32:00.710 --> 00:32:04.589 We had to watch it in English class because the 810 00:32:04.630 --> 00:32:08.150 teacher felt like us actually reading Nathaniel Hawthorne was too 811 00:32:08.210 --> 00:32:10.170 taxing and she was probably right. 812 00:32:10.190 --> 00:32:10.849 Yeah. 813 00:32:11.069 --> 00:32:15.269 Okay, I had to get Tony Danza joke. Tell me 814 00:32:15.289 --> 00:32:17.569 what you think of this one. When the OA came out, 815 00:32:17.809 --> 00:32:19.190 I said that they should have put him in the 816 00:32:19.230 --> 00:32:20.859 cast and call it the AO OA. 817 00:32:20.970 --> 00:32:24.769 All right, well, we're wrapping up now. 818 00:32:24.789 --> 00:32:25.349 I got it, I got it. 819 00:32:25.390 --> 00:32:26.710 It's been a good run. Thank you, thank you. 820 00:32:26.930 --> 00:32:28.319 We haven't gotten to the orge yet. 821 00:32:28.339 --> 00:32:29.930 Thank you, I'll be here all week on the porch. 822 00:32:31.779 --> 00:32:32.900 Much to Phillip's dismay. 823 00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:34.700 I don't know, you know, I mean. 824 00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.119 We'll just step over you every morning after work, you know. 825 00:32:37.690 --> 00:32:38.650 Bitch sex joke, Tom. 826 00:32:39.829 --> 00:32:42.910 I have not seen that either. I'm just, like I 827 00:32:42.930 -->

00:32:45.170 said earlier, I haven't seen any of these movies except 828 00:32:45.190 --> 00:32:46.579 for Last Jedi. 829 00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.400 The Oscars don't matter. It's just what wins foilers. 830 00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:50.339 I love Sally Hawkins. 831 00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:52.359 That's why he took Lydia to see the Paddington movie 832 00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:54.279 and it has the Shape of Water lady and he 833 00:32:54.339 --> 00:32:55.440 was just like, oh. 834 00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:58.299 You go shape water for the monster and you stay 835 00:32:58.339 --> 00:32:59.200 for the masturbation. 836 00:32:59.619 --> 00:32:59.940 Right. 837 00:33:00.460 --> 00:33:02.750 Don't worry. There's full on sex, dude. Yeah. 838 00:33:02.769 --> 00:33:03.230 Fantastic. 839 00:33:04.339 --> 00:33:06.339 With an animal of some sort. 840 00:33:06.380 --> 00:33:07.279 In Paddington, yes. 841 00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:07.799 So much. 842 00:33:09.180 --> 00:33:10.859 It's just like Shape of Water could have been a 843 00:33:11.299 --> 00:33:18.039 pretty all-ages movie. Except most of it was inappropriate. 844 00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:20.400 I really appreciate the boldness. 845 00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.339 Do you not remember the horrible gore scenes as well? 846 00:33:23.420 --> 00:33:26.220 If people had mentioned these things to me, I would 847 00:33:26.269 --> 00:33:27.990 have been, this is another one of those movies that 848 00:33:28.029 --> 00:33:30.390 I'm like, People are like, oh, you gotta go see it. 849 00:33:30.420 --> 00:33:32.039 What's it about? Oh, dude, you just gotta go see it. 850 00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:34.099 I can't tell you. But if they mention stuff like 851 00:33:34.220 --> 00:33:36.240 vigorous masturbation, fish. 852 00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:39.640 Sex, fingers falling off, these are all great reasons to 853 00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:40.460 see a movie. 854 00:33:40.660 --> 00:33:41.880 So Paddington masturbates? 855 00:33:42.460 --> 00:33:44.880 Yes. Keep your fantasies out of this. 856 00:33:44.900 --> 00:33:46.319 So if any of the people who told me I 857 00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:48.019 need to go see it but didn't tell me why 858 00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:50.099 are listening, you can all just go straight to hell. 859 00:33:50.619 --> 00:33:51.440 They were bound to. 860 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:53.609 The only reason you need to go see it is 861 00:33:53.690 --> 00:33:54.609 Guillermo del Toro. 862 00:33:55.769 --> 00:33:58.119 But I didn't even know he directed it until like 863 00:33:58.150 --> 00:33:58.880 two days ago. 864 00:33:58.890 --> 00:34:01.859 I'm going to have to send out the newsletters a 865 00:34:01.900 --> 00:34:02.480 little faster. 866 00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:05.960 I love pretty much everything he's made. I wasn't crazy 867 00:34:05.980 --> 00:34:08.619 about Crimson Peak. 868 00:34:08.820 --> 00:34:10.019 I'm okay with Crimson Peak. 869 00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:12.489 I didn't hate it. 870 00:34:12.510 --> 00:34:14.469 Why are they giving away a jet ski? 871 00:34:14.550 --> 00:34:16.170 I don't know, but I'll watch Helen Mirren. 872 00:34:16.250 --> 00:34:18.070 I was going to say, is that Helen Mirren? Also, 873 00:34:18.130 --> 00:34:19.949 can we just take a second to be like, Helen Mirren, 874 00:34:20.010 --> 00:34:24.800 what the fuck? What the fuck with the house movie? 875 00:34:24.820 --> 00:34:26.760 Pfft. What is it? 876 00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:28.000 Did you watch Winchester? 877 00:34:28.019 --> 00:34:28.119 Yeah. 878 00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:30.730 Oh, I didn't see it. I couldn't decide. Like the trailer, 879 00:34:30.750 --> 00:34:33.329 I was like, this could be really awesome and cheesy 880 00:34:33.389 --> 00:34:35.969 fun or just a train wreck. And I couldn't decide 881 00:34:35.989 --> 00:34:36.489 where it fell. 882 00:34:36.590 --> 00:34:39.829 I was hoping for something that was like reminiscent of 883 00:34:39.969 --> 00:34:44.130 both Crimson Peak and The Conjuring, but it was neither. 884 00:34:44.150 --> 00:34:46.260 I mean, it wasn't terrible. It wasn't like the worst 885 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:48.139 horror movie I've ever seen. I'm sure I'll watch it 886 00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:50.159 when it hits the fancy red box or something. It 887 00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:53.280 was like not a Helen Mirren movie, if that makes 888 00:34:53.300 --> 00:34:53.480 any sense. 889 00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:55.719 Yeah, but she does a lot of other stuff now too. Yeah. 890 00:34:56.820 --> 00:34:58.380 I could watch Red 1 and 2. 891 00:34:58.340 --> 00:35:00.980 Sometimes you need a new car Sometimes you need a 892 00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:01.760 jet ski. 893 00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:06.000 Alright I think it's snack break time So let's all 894 00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:07.940 go reload. 895 00:35:07.110 --> 00:35:11.190 That was weird You can't all go at the same 896 00:35:11.210 --> 00:35:14.289 time I'm so excited that Mary Poppins is back I 897 00:35:14.309 --> 00:35:15.690 have to balance this shit. 898 00:35:15.889 --> 00:35:17.809 What's going on have they made a sequel to Mary 899 00:35:17.849 --> 00:35:20.469 Poppins Yeah Mary Poppins Returns And I bet it's probably 900 00:35:20.489 --> 00:35:22.599 going to have that Rihanna song in it Umbrella. 901 00:35:26.050 --> 00:35:30.349 You have my heart And we'll never be worlds apart 902 00:35:30.869 --> 00:35:36.889 Maybe in magazines But you'll still be my star Maybe 903 00:35:36.989 --> 00:35:42.059 cause in the dark You can see shiny cars That's 904 00:35:42.139 --> 00:35:43.440 when you need. 905 00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:48.059 Me there With you I'll always share Because. 906 00:35:47.900 --> 00:35:50.539 When the sun shines we'll shine. 907 00:35:50.619 --> 00:35:54.050 Together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always 908 00:35:54.210 --> 00:35:58.110 be your friend Took your love, I'ma stick it out 909 00:35:58.130 --> 00:36:03.190 till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Told.

910 00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:06.079 You we'll still love each other You can stand. 911 00:36:06.239 --> 00:36:12.420 Under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella Ella, Ella. 912 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:12.599 Ella. 913 00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:29.599 It's intermission time. 914 00:36:30.219 --> 00:36:33.019 So how about taking a break, get out and stretch 915 00:36:33.079 --> 00:36:35.829 a little and relax before the show begins again. 916 00:36:36.570 --> 00:36:38.760 And why not make it refreshment time, too? 917 00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:42.380 Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. 918 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:46.019 That is what I truly like to be. 919 00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:48.840 Because if I were an Oscar Mayer. 920 00:36:48.500 --> 00:36:53.119 Wiener, everyone would be in love with me. 921 00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:58.429 Who gives drive-thru milkshakes and glass glasses? 922 00:36:58.510 --> 00:37:01.050 Yeah, and who doesn't put a lid on it? So 923 00:37:01.309 --> 00:37:02.969 her sneeze guard would have been there and none of 924 00:37:03.010 --> 00:37:03.750 that would have happened, so. 925 00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:10.010 Right. I don't know about this. Yeah, that commercial was dumb. 926 00:37:10.050 --> 00:37:11.230 I refuse to believe that. 927 00:37:11.369 --> 00:37:15.090 How can such a pretty wife make such bad coffee? 928 00:37:15.699 --> 00:37:16.559 I heard that. 929 00:37:18.179 --> 00:37:19.840 Judy, what brings you over? 930 00:37:19.860 --> 00:37:20.300 Oh, Mrs. 931 00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:21.800 Olsen, Frank craved. 932 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:22.699 About my coffee again. 933 00:37:23.610 --> 00:37:24.849 Oh, is coffee a problem? 934 00:37:24.989 --> 00:37:27.550 Sure is. I can't make good coffee. 935 00:37:27.730 --> 00:37:29.199 Good coffee's no problem. 936 00:37:29.460 --> 00:37:31.320 If you use the coffee with better flavor. 937 00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.239 That makes me think of a particular coffee shop in 938 00:37:34.260 --> 00:37:36.320 town because we're not advertising, right? 939 00:37:36.730 --> 00:37:38.070 It depends. Is it Heine Brothers? 940 00:37:38.170 --> 00:37:38.869 It's Heine Brothers. 941 00:37:38.949 --> 00:37:41.750 Because of the few good things that have happened in 942 00:37:41.909 --> 00:37:44.869 life ever, we're now sponsored by Heine Brothers Coffee. 943 00:37:44.889 --> 00:37:45.170 Oh, my God. 944 00:37:45.210 --> 00:37:47.730 Thank God, because I am sponsored by Heine Brothers Coffee 945 00:37:47.829 --> 00:37:48.130 in general. 946 00:37:48.150 --> 00:37:50.769 Well, we all should be because Heine Brothers is awesome. 947 00:37:50.789 --> 00:37:53.440 It actually really is. I'm drinking Heine Brothers Coffee right now. 948 00:37:53.449 --> 00:37:55.730 I am right now. I'm drinking Heine Brothers Coffee. That's 949 00:37:55.769 --> 00:37:57.250 all we drink in this house. This is another caffeinated 950 00:37:57.269 --> 00:37:57.469 movie geek. 951 00:37:57.489 --> 00:37:59.300 This is

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All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. 989 00:40:03.480 --> 00:40:04.059 And now, on with the show. 990 00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:04.840 Is it good? Is it good? Is it good? 991 00:40:04.860 --> 00:40:05.159 Is it good? 992 00:40:05.179 --> 00:40:05.469 Is it good? 993 00:40:05.489 --> 00:40:05.690 Is it good? 994 00:40:05.699 --> 00:40:05.909 Is it good? 995 00:40:05.929 --> 00:40:06.360 Is it good? Is it good? 996 00:40:06.429 --> 00:40:06.619 Is it good? 997 00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:06.909 Is it good? 998 00:40:06.929 --> 00:40:07.159 Is it good? 999 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:07.510 Is it good? 1000 00:40:07.570 --> 00:40:07.829 Is it good? 1001 00:40:07.849 --> 00:40:08.150 Is it good? 1002 00:40:08.170 --> 00:40:08.409 Is it good? 1003 00:40:08.429 --> 00:40:08.710 Is it good? 1004 00:40:08.730 --> 00:40:08.929 Is it good? 1005 00:40:08.949 --> 00:40:09.429 Is it good? Is it good? 1006 00:40:09.449 --> 00:40:09.650 Is it good? 1007 00:40:09.670 --> 00:40:09.929 Is it good? 1008 00:40:09.949 --> 00:40:10.170 Is it good? 1009 00:40:10.190 --> 00:40:10.409 Is it good? 1010 00:40:10.489 --> 00:40:10.949 Is it good? 1011 00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:11.309 Is it good? 1012 00:40:11.369 --> 00:40:14.130 Is it good? Is it good? 1013 00:40:14.150 --> 00:40:14.650 Is it good? Is it good? 1014 00:40:14.670 --> 00:40:14.989 Is it good? 1015 00:40:15.010 --> 00:40:15.409 Is it good? 1016 00:40:15.429 --> 00:40:15.750 Is it good? 1017 00:40:15.769 --> 00:40:16.070 Is it good? 1018 00:40:16.090 --> 00:40:16.329 Is it good? 1019 00:40:16.349 --> 00:40:16.769 Is it good? 1020 00:40:16.789 --> 00:40:17.210 Is it good? 1021 00:40:17.230 --> 00:40:17.449 Is it good? 1022 00:40:17.469 --> 00:40:17.710 Is it good? 1023 00:40:17.730 --> 00:40:18.090 Is it good? 1024 00:40:18.110 --> 00:40:18.309 Is it good? 1025 00:40:18.329 --> 00:40:18.530 Is it good? 1026 00:40:18.550 --> 00:40:19.070 Is it good? Is it good? 1027 00:40:19.090 --> 00:40:19.389 Is it good? 1028 00:40:19.409 --> 00:40:19.670 Is it good? 1029 00:40:19.690 --> 00:40:19.989 Is it good. 1030 00:40:30.250 --> 00:40:33.190 Is there, like, a crowd of regular people at the Oscars? 1031 00:40:33.210 --> 00:40:34.199 Regular people? 1032 00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:35.280 I didn't know that. 1033 00:40:35.320 --> 00:40:37.699 They're across the street. They watch the celebrities. 1034 00:40:37.739 --> 00:40:39.920 Yeah, they always loiter around outside. 1035 00:40:39.980 --> 00:40:41.079 They throw out breadcrumbs. 1036 00:40:41.139 --> 00:40:43.679 That's how you get this giant screaming crowd we have. 1037 00:40:43.699 --> 00:40:47.480 Okay, so it's like the Oaks Day Festival, like, where there's, like, 1038 00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:48.780 regular people in the mud fields. 1039 00:40:49.409 --> 00:40:52.030 Yeah, the infield of the Oscars. 1040 00:40:52.349 --> 00:40:52.570 Yeah.

1041 00:40:53.070 --> 00:40:57.610 Where losers hang out and pretend to see people. Really fancy, like, whoopee. 1042 00:40:58.230 --> 00:40:58.610 I know. 1043 00:40:58.889 --> 00:41:03.739 I was like, damn, Whoopi Goldberg is covered in tattoos. 1044 00:41:03.860 --> 00:41:05.460 I think I knew she had some. I don't think 1045 00:41:05.500 --> 00:41:07.539 I'd seen her in a crazy dress like that, so 1046 00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:11.239 I didn't know how elaborate they were. Let's hope so. 1047 00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:14.420 I just want a Patrick Swayze, but you can't see it. 1048 00:41:16.630 --> 00:41:17.610 Same place I've got mine. 1049 00:41:17.750 --> 00:41:18.969 Only she can see. 1050 00:41:21.650 --> 00:41:22.909 It. All right. 1051 00:41:22.949 --> 00:41:23.449 Are we ready? 1052 00:41:23.469 --> 00:41:24.630 For the real awards. 1053 00:41:25.070 --> 00:41:25.389 Yes. 1054 00:41:25.769 --> 00:41:30.639 All right. You say you're not allowed on planes? It's 1055 00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:32.480 a surprise, actually. That's probably true. 1056 00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:33.980 That should be a problem. 1057 00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:35.420 Was it the last time you were on a plane 1058 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:36.159 someone died? 1059 00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:37.960 Yeah. 1060 00:41:38.019 --> 00:41:42.579 Where were you? I was flying from Chicago to Brussels, 1061 00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:47.389 and yeah, someone died mid-flight. I woke up and there's 1062 00:41:47.429 --> 00:41:50.889 a dead fucking body behind me. United Airlines. 1063 00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:55.139 Again, as we said, there's certain stories that only come 1064 00:41:55.179 --> 00:41:56.510 from Marlena. Yeah, yeah. 1065 00:41:56.820 --> 00:41:57.289 What happened? 1066 00:41:57.510 --> 00:41:58.429 Like a heart attack or something? 1067 00:41:58.789 --> 00:41:59.250 I don't know. 1068 00:41:59.269 --> 00:42:00.059 She killed him. 1069 00:42:00.070 --> 00:42:03.070 It's sort of a weird Liam Neeson movie that unfolded 1070 00:42:03.130 --> 00:42:04.329 around her. 1071 00:42:04.349 --> 00:42:05.809 You didn't see any snakes crawling around. 1072 00:42:05.829 --> 00:42:07.610 Which again, I feel like most of your stories could 1073 00:42:07.650 --> 00:42:09.909 also be a Liam Neeson movie. 1074 00:42:10.469 --> 00:42:14.099 I'll tell people at work a story and they believe 1075 00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:16.599 it because they know me. But they're like, if I 1076 00:42:16.659 --> 00:42:18.500 didn't know you, I would think that was fake. 1077 00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:19.199 Oh, yeah. 1078 00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:20.010 That's kind of true. 1079 00:42:20.070 --> 00:42:21.690 And then I told them about the time you said, 1080 00:42:21.710 --> 00:42:25.329 if I were to hear a story about you getting 1081 00:42:25.349 --> 00:42:29.829 murdered by a car full of clowns, I'd be like, yeah. 1082 00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:31.010 Did I say that? 1083 00:42:31.190 --> 00:42:32.090 Yeah, it sounds like something. 1084 00:42:32.110 --> 00:42:32.889 That's our moment. 1085 00:42:33.190 --> 00:42:36.170 And then we'll give you a roast. 1086 00:42:36.389 --> 00:42:38.570 You're like, yeah, that's how she would have wanted to go. 1087 00:42:38.570 --> 00:42:39.659 That's the way she would have wanted to go. 1088 00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:43.320 And Morgan was like, yeah, yeah, I could see that happen. 1089 00:42:43.460 --> 00:42:53.320 Microworker Morgan. All right. The Foilers. This is many years 1090 00:42:53.400 --> 00:42:55.659 on this one. Once again, we are 10 years in 1091 00:42:55.739 --> 00:42:59.840 on the Oscar meltdown. That's pretty disturbing, isn't it? I've 1092 00:43:00.619 --> 00:43:03.539 been doing a version of this for a decade now. 1093 00:43:03.659 --> 00:43:04.500 I feel like. 1094 00:43:04.519 --> 00:43:06.440 The fact that anyone in this room, their attention span 1095 00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:07.820 was long enough to make it 10 years. 1096 00:43:08.820 --> 00:43:10.559 And I keep putting it together. What the hell is 1097 00:43:10.579 --> 00:43:10.719 up with. 1098 00:43:10.739 --> 00:43:11.559 Yeah, I don't understand. 1099 00:43:11.579 --> 00:43:12.639 I don't know what's wrong with me either. 1100 00:43:13.340 --> 00:43:13.760 Anyway. 1101 00:43:14.780 --> 00:43:18.889 The foilers. So we once again decided that obviously we're 1102 00:43:18.949 --> 00:43:20.949 not really paying that much attention to the Oscars since 1103 00:43:21.030 --> 00:43:24.329 we muted it now. And much like that, I came 1104 00:43:24.369 --> 00:43:27.989 up with our own list. And it's changed over the years. Still, 1105 00:43:28.030 --> 00:43:30.309 there's a questionable one tonight that I'm going to ask 1106 00:43:31.030 --> 00:43:33.530 if people are interested. If they want to readjust it, 1107 00:43:33.550 --> 00:43:35.989 feel free to get involved. Email us and let us know. 1108 00:43:36.050 --> 00:43:39.130 But the last several years, we've settled on these questions. 1109 00:43:39.230 --> 00:43:42.329 And several people that I've sent it out to on 1110 00:43:42.349 --> 00:43:44.269 the ballot throw it right back at me like, really 1111 00:43:44.309 --> 00:43:46.369 liked a lot of they'll give me specific ones that 1112 00:43:46.409 --> 00:43:49.670 they actually thought were legitimate good ways to go about 1113 00:43:49.710 --> 00:43:54.650 this so the first in this uh rundown the most 1114 00:43:54.710 --> 00:43:58.210 questionable career decision made by an actor actress or filmmaker 1115 00:43:58.369 --> 00:44:02.469 in 2017 we have a a few good ones and 1116 00:44:02.909 --> 00:44:06.280 occasionally i'll throw in a a comment from one of 1117 00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:09.639 the voters as with you know we're keeping it legitimate 1118 00:44:09.659 --> 00:44:12.239 here we're i'm not gonna out them you're all your 1119 00:44:12.300 --> 00:44:15.250 voting is secret But your comments, on the other hand, 1120 00:44:15.349 --> 00:44:17.239 I

will gladly share with people because you guys are 1121 00:44:17.260 --> 00:44:21.679 pretty damn funny. So the first one is Brian Cranston 1122 00:44:21.739 --> 00:44:26.960 in Power Rangers. Their comment is one word. Why? The 1123 00:44:29.139 --> 00:44:33.980 second one, Hugh Jackman for The Greatest Showman. And their 1124 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:37.679 comment is, Barnum was practically a slave owner dipshit. Let's 1125 00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:42.250 not pretend he kick-started any sort of human potential movement. 1126 00:44:42.289 --> 00:44:44.309 Hey, he was a slave owner, but then he was 1127 00:44:44.329 --> 00:44:45.849 an abolitionist, so. 1128 00:44:45.929 --> 00:44:48.010 He did set her free before she died. 1129 00:44:48.110 --> 00:44:49.530 Well, no, like, he fought for. 1130 00:44:49.570 --> 00:44:50.610 And he was an abolitionist. 1131 00:44:50.710 --> 00:44:53.550 He became, like, a philanthropist later in life. Yeah, his 1132 00:44:53.590 --> 00:44:57.719 career started by owning a slave, but... The Jimmy Kimmel story? 1133 00:44:57.739 --> 00:44:58.280 Yeah, that's right. 1134 00:44:58.699 --> 00:44:59.880 The Jimmy Kimmel story. 1135 00:45:00.380 --> 00:45:02.460 But he was also an abolitionist, so now I don't 1136 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:03.199 know what the hell to. 1137 00:45:03.219 --> 00:45:03.699 Right, yeah. 1138 00:45:04.099 --> 00:45:07.820 No, he... I mean, like, I'm... This was a long 1139 00:45:07.860 --> 00:45:10.090 time ago. I'm not vouching for P.T. 1140 00:45:10.110 --> 00:45:10.389 Barnum. 1141 00:45:10.730 --> 00:45:15.989 I do like circus stuff. I always have. Everybody knows that. But, no, like, 1142 00:45:17.010 --> 00:45:19.889 he realized the error of his ways. You know, like, 1143 00:45:19.989 --> 00:45:22.610 not saying ever owning a slave was cool. Obviously, it 1144 00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:23.019 was not. 1145 00:45:23.099 --> 00:45:23.500 But, yeah. 1146 00:45:24.260 --> 00:45:26.119 Well, I just thought it was interesting that first time 1147 00:45:26.179 --> 00:45:29.239 I saw the trailer for it, I was just like, yes, 1148 00:45:29.340 --> 00:45:31.440 the guy to go to for anything similar to this 1149 00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:35.039 is Hugh Jackman. He gets the musical thing. And he's 1150 00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:35.940 certainly a showman. 1151 00:45:36.489 --> 00:45:36.800 But. 1152 00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:41.900 I'm just like, this is like a feel-good, uplifting story 1153 00:45:41.980 --> 00:45:46.039 about all people matter. I'm like, why would you use 1154 00:45:46.099 --> 00:45:50.019 the center of that to be P.T. Bard? Even if 1155 00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:52.199 you're not going into the slave owner part, he was 1156 00:45:52.260 --> 00:45:58.289 definitely using people for his own benefit. It was very strange. 1157 00:45:58.889 --> 00:46:03.409 I think we've all talked, and I've talked to lots 1158 00:46:03.449 --> 00:46:06.590 of people about this at length, like the circus was exploitative.

1159 00:46:07.170 --> 00:46:09.820 But it was also the only way for people who 1160 00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:14.960 otherwise would be relegated or killed, relegated to asylums or 1161 00:46:15.019 --> 00:46:18.420 homes or locked in attics or killed to earn a very, 1162 00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:19.579 very good living. 1163 00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:20.280 For them, yeah. 1164 00:46:20.300 --> 00:46:21.409 So it's a mixed bag, you know? 1165 00:46:21.489 --> 00:46:24.030 Like, I have mixed feelings about it. Obviously, they were exploited, 1166 00:46:24.449 --> 00:46:28.090 sometimes mistreated. But also, fucking Chang and Eng were the 1167 00:46:28.110 --> 00:46:31.449 equivalent of millionaires in their time. And they would not 1168 00:46:31.489 --> 00:46:34.090 have been if it wasn't for the circus. So, you know, 1169 00:46:34.179 --> 00:46:34.550 it's like. 1170 00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:39.500 I've been fascinated by everything else that surrounded it. But yeah, 1171 00:46:39.539 --> 00:46:42.980 at the core, it's like a horrible human rights violation. 1172 00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:46.489 But like for, if you take that out, like everything 1173 00:46:46.570 --> 00:46:50.320 else that became part of the like, build up around 1174 00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:53.179 it and the showmanship of it is pretty damn fascinating. 1175 00:46:53.289 --> 00:46:56.070 I kind of feel like it was so loosely based 1176 00:46:56.289 --> 00:47:00.329 on reality anyway. Why not just make it completely fictitious? 1177 00:47:00.389 --> 00:47:02.909 Yeah, that kind of would have been. 1178 00:47:02.369 --> 00:47:04.710 A little better. Somebody brought up a good point that 1179 00:47:04.769 --> 00:47:09.119 his whole life anyway was, or what he represented at 1180 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:13.159 the time was loosely based on fact and a lot 1181 00:47:13.179 --> 00:47:17.500 of it was lies anyway. Right. except this time they 1182 00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:18.619 polished the story. 1183 00:47:18.639 --> 00:47:22.159 Polished it up and made it really shiny and had 1184 00:47:22.179 --> 00:47:23.409 some catchy songs to it. 1185 00:47:23.489 --> 00:47:28.869 It just seems so fictional. Yes, he had daughters. I 1186 00:47:28.869 --> 00:47:32.030 think the daughters in the movie, at least one of 1187 00:47:32.050 --> 00:47:34.070 them died before she was the age she would have 1188 00:47:34.090 --> 00:47:37.010 been in the movie. There's a lot of sad stuff 1189 00:47:37.030 --> 00:47:39.050 they skipped over, which she would obviously do in a musical. 1190 00:47:40.130 --> 00:47:45.829 But it's just like, why? It's like, why make Holocaust 1191 00:47:45.889 --> 00:47:46.409 the musical? 1192 00:47:46.429 --> 00:47:47.250 Wait a minute. 1193 00:47:47.269 --> 00:47:52.949 This is going to totally work out. 1194 00:47:53.190 --> 00:47:54.369 Why don't you just make a circus? 1195 00:47:54.690 --> 00:47:56.110 Get Hollywood on the phone now. 1196 00:47:56.130 --> 00:48:00.599 Why not just make an old-timey circus-themed musical? Why loosely 1197 00:48:00.619 --> 00:48:01.980 base it on someone who was a real person with 1198 00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:02.579 a questionable history? 1199 00:48:02.619 --> 00:48:05.059 I think that with a lot of those, just with 1200 00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:08.000 remakes and stuff, that they get so much flack for 1201 00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:10.860 doing something that other people are so attached to when 1202 00:48:10.900 --> 00:48:13.519 half the time they'll totally change the story anyway. So 1203 00:48:13.539 --> 00:48:16.000 I'm like, Why not just make your own story that's 1204 00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:19.639 sort of about a similar idea? And I don't know. 1205 00:48:19.699 --> 00:48:22.920 Everybody wants to pin it on a very specific recognizable name, 1206 00:48:22.980 --> 00:48:25.019 and that's what they need. I think that's... Like, just 1207 00:48:25.059 --> 00:48:28.239 write your own story. There's a lot of general themes 1208 00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:30.960 that are around. It's fine. Use them. Do something with them. 1209 00:48:31.260 --> 00:48:33.260 But, I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, 1210 00:48:33.300 --> 00:48:35.550 I watched it. I was really excited about it because, A, 1211 00:48:35.539 --> 00:48:39.500 I love musicals. B, I love the circus. The idea 1212 00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.219 of the circus, not the actual circus, like old-timey circus stuff. Yeah. 1213 00:48:44.409 --> 00:48:46.110 So I was really excited about the movie and we 1214 00:48:46.150 --> 00:48:50.710 saw it on Christmas Day. But it was obviously like 1215 00:48:51.469 --> 00:48:53.210 a made up story. Like it felt made up. It 1216 00:48:53.250 --> 00:48:53.750 was fine. 1217 00:48:53.789 --> 00:48:54.190 It was good. 1218 00:48:54.210 --> 00:48:56.889 It was entertaining. But it didn't feel like, oh, this 1219 00:48:56.949 --> 00:49:00.360 is like a factual representation of his life. So it 1220 00:49:00.380 --> 00:49:03.380 just seemed like pointless to base it on anything. 1221 00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:04.139 I mean, that's true of it. 1222 00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:05.800 How were Zac Efron's eyes? 1223 00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:06.699 Beautiful. 1224 00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:07.340 Dreamy. 1225 00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:07.599 Beautiful. 1226 00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:07.940 Beautiful. 1227 00:49:09.269 --> 00:49:11.000 Zach takes a lot of heat. I think he's a 1228 00:49:11.019 --> 00:49:12.400 pretty damn entertaining guy. 1229 00:49:12.420 --> 00:49:15.300 He's all right. I mean, I was warming up to 1230 00:49:15.340 --> 00:49:17.650 him anyway, but by the time I saw him in Baywatch, 1231 00:49:17.710 --> 00:49:20.280 I was like, this guy, not only can he kind of, act, 1232 00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:20.980 he's also funny. 1233 00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:23.639 Yeah, he's got a good sense of humor about himself 1234 00:49:23.820 --> 00:49:26.219 and knows that people don't take him seriously, which is 1235 00:49:26.380 -->

00:49:28.719 why he puts himself in these roles sometimes. 1236 00:49:28.739 --> 00:49:29.659 That DJ movie, though. 1237 00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:32.780 I kind of feel like Zac Efron will have a 1238 00:49:32.840 --> 00:49:36.019 super serious breakout role at some point. I think so. 1239 00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:38.440 Because he's an amazing, I don't want to say amazing, 1240 00:49:38.460 --> 00:49:41.239 but he's a very good actor and a very good singer. 1241 00:49:41.320 --> 00:49:41.969 How old is he? 1242 00:49:41.980 --> 00:49:42.969 Has he hit 30 yet? 1243 00:49:43.110 --> 00:49:44.340 I don't think so. 1244 00:49:44.449 --> 00:49:46.389 I don't think so either. But I think right around 1245 00:49:46.429 --> 00:49:48.429 that time, that's when we're going to see something really 1246 00:49:48.489 --> 00:49:49.090 amazing from him. 1247 00:49:50.389 --> 00:49:51.269 So as usual. 1248 00:49:51.289 --> 00:49:52.329 Outside of his abs. 1249 00:49:52.510 --> 00:49:56.409 If you're familiar with the foilers, this is also pretty standard. 1250 00:49:56.449 --> 00:49:59.050 This is how it goes. We get midway in and 1251 00:49:59.090 --> 00:50:00.929 we're like, oh, we've been talking for 20 minutes and 1252 00:50:00.949 --> 00:50:03.670 we still haven't made it through this category. So next up, 1253 00:50:04.010 --> 00:50:06.429 and this one ought to fire people up too. This 1254 00:50:06.489 --> 00:50:09.210 is a real world win in our entry of most 1255 00:50:09.269 --> 00:50:14.530 questionable career decision. Mark Wahlberg negotiating for $ 2 million to 1256 00:50:14.769 --> 00:50:17.369 reshoot his stuff for all the money in the world 1257 00:50:17.530 --> 00:50:20.510 and Michelle Williams offered to do it for free. Which 1258 00:50:20.550 --> 00:50:23.280 is all true. I mean, I knew some of that 1259 00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:25.500 was true, but I went back to find the actual 1260 00:50:25.539 --> 00:50:28.739 specifics today just to To pin it down. And yeah, 1261 00:50:28.780 --> 00:50:31.860 then that's, I mean, from the beginning, Michelle Williams was like, 1262 00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:34.449 you know, yeah, I'll give up my holiday. I'll show 1263 00:50:34.530 --> 00:50:36.809 up and do this for free just to make sure 1264 00:50:36.869 --> 00:50:40.570 we get our movie done. Mark, from the beginning, got 1265 00:50:40.610 --> 00:50:44.929 his people involved and negotiated for $ 1. 5 million and $ 2 1266 00:50:44.690 --> 00:50:47.570 million for his 10 days that he had to work. 1267 00:50:48.630 --> 00:50:52.469 And the movie itself had a $ 10 million budget. And he, 1268 00:50:52.570 --> 00:50:55.519 to come in and shoot 10 extra days, negotiated to 1269 00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:59.389 get $ 2 million. Think about that. that that's that's pretty. 1270 00:50:59.150 --> 00:51:00.769 You know i go i go back and forth on 1271 00:51:00.809 --> 00:51:02.849 this because like if my boss wanted me to come 1272 00:51:02.889 --> 00:51:04.789 in on my

day off i'd expect to get paid 1273 00:51:04.849 --> 00:51:07.389 for it but at the same time he probably how 1274 00:51:07.429 --> 00:51:10.150 much you know does he get paid up front just 1275 00:51:10.170 --> 00:51:10.610 to be. 1276 00:51:10.469 --> 00:51:13.130 In the movie yep so in the end i think 1277 00:51:13.230 --> 00:51:15.449 they just had to put her on the paperwork for 1278 00:51:15.489 --> 00:51:19.000 something so michelle williams i think just for them to 1279 00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:21.460 be official and have her there paid her about 80 1280 00:51:21.460 --> 00:51:21.739 bucks a. 1281 00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:24.909 Day I think he ended up donating that. 1282 00:51:25.150 --> 00:51:28.110 He did, but that was only when he got busted 1283 00:51:28.150 --> 00:51:30.300 in the media and he felt like, wow, I look 1284 00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.679 like a dick now. He kind of always looks like 1285 00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:34.119 a dick, though. Yeah, he kind of always does. 1286 00:51:34.139 --> 00:51:36.699 That's one of those things that I... I mean, obviously, 1287 00:51:36.739 --> 00:51:40.280 women are... There's definitely a huge pay difference between what 1288 00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:44.510 men and women are paid for various reasons. You would 1289 00:51:44.530 --> 00:51:47.610 think it correlates to fame, and it doesn't always. And 1290 00:51:47.690 --> 00:51:53.980 I honestly think that... that particular scenario, not every scenario, 1291 00:51:54.059 --> 00:51:56.800 but that particular one, is because she had managers who 1292 00:51:56.840 --> 00:51:59.489 didn't fight for her. They're just like, sure. 1293 00:51:59.969 --> 00:52:03.289 But I heard they were managed by the same company 1294 00:52:03.349 --> 00:52:03.710 as well. 1295 00:52:04.010 --> 00:52:04.289 Oh, okay. 1296 00:52:04.510 --> 00:52:05.530 Well, then never mind then. 1297 00:52:06.050 --> 00:52:08.730 Well, again, I don't know individual people involved, but I 1298 00:52:08.789 --> 00:52:11.630 think they both worked for the same, or they were 1299 00:52:11.670 --> 00:52:15.829 both managed by the same company. And yeah, that's kind 1300 00:52:15.989 --> 00:52:16.269 of bullshit. 1301 00:52:16.289 --> 00:52:17.739 You think maybe he got more because he was in 1302 00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:18.239 The Happenings? 1303 00:52:19.449 --> 00:52:21.309 I think he should have it deducted out of his 1304 00:52:21.389 --> 00:52:23.329 personal bank account for being in that. 1305 00:52:23.349 --> 00:52:26.519 I love that stupid movie. The riff tracks for it 1306 00:52:26.579 --> 00:52:27.059 is the best. 1307 00:52:27.820 --> 00:52:32.519 So yeah, once again, that's nonsense. The next one, and 1308 00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:34.960 this one is equally as disturbing as far as I'm 1309 00:52:34.980 --> 00:52:38.800 concerned for most questionable career decision. And the runner up 1310 00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:42.179 to this category, several votes came in for Sir Patrick 1311 00:52:42.219 --> 00:52:44.380 Stewart being in the Emoji movie. 1312 00:52:45.619 --> 00:52:47.210 I did not know that. 1313 00:52:47.289 --> 00:52:49.750 Thank you. I didn't pay enough attention. Until these came in, 1314 00:52:49.789 --> 00:52:52.869 I went, wait, Patrick Stewart did that? You want the 1315 00:52:52.909 --> 00:52:56.050 real kicker for those that weren't paying attention? He's the 1316 00:52:56.110 --> 00:52:56.809 poop emoji. 1317 00:52:56.949 --> 00:52:58.630 I was going to say, tell me he's the poop emoji. 1318 00:52:58.650 --> 00:53:00.630 I can't tell that if that makes me more or 1319 00:53:00.690 --> 00:53:01.389 less upset. 1320 00:53:01.570 --> 00:53:03.989 I mean, it makes me okay with him because at 1321 00:53:04.030 --> 00:53:06.730 least he's always had a sense of humor about how 1322 00:53:06.769 --> 00:53:07.969 serious people take him. 1323 00:53:07.989 --> 00:53:11.690 That's almost, almost, not entirely, but that's almost along the 1324 00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:17.280 lines of Franklin Angela playing Skeletor, you know, okay, yeah, 1325 00:53:17.340 --> 00:53:19.440 he's going to be the bad guy. It seems like 1326 00:53:19.460 --> 00:53:20.659 they came up to him and said, hey, would you 1327 00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:23.219 like to be the poop emoji? And he was like, oh, yeah. 1328 00:53:23.480 --> 00:53:24.000 Would I? 1329 00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:26.159 Of course I would. 1330 00:53:26.179 --> 00:53:26.860 I would. 1331 00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:29.389 But other than that, the emoji movie? 1332 00:53:29.989 --> 00:53:31.010 I'm going to get. 1333 00:53:30.869 --> 00:53:32.449 Mad every time I watch Star Trek now. 1334 00:53:33.389 --> 00:53:38.690 I appreciate the Daniel Day-Lewis's of the world who are 1335 00:53:38.730 --> 00:53:41.880 very discerning with their career choices. But then I also 1336 00:53:41.900 --> 00:53:44.179 appreciate the George Cloonies who are not afraid to be 1337 00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:46.500 the barking gay dog on South Park. 1338 00:53:46.980 --> 00:53:47.219 Sure. 1339 00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:50.420 I love people who aren't afraid to take themselves too 1340 00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:52.699 seriously as much as I love people who are super serious. 1341 00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:56.550 When you said poop emoji, that really kind of sandpapered 1342 00:53:56.650 --> 00:53:58.789 the rough edge of my hatred a little. 1343 00:53:59.619 --> 00:54:03.280 That's American Dad. If you want to love him, watch 1344 00:54:03.329 --> 00:54:07.710 American Dad. The things that come out of that character's 1345 00:54:07.750 --> 00:54:10.730 mouth in the Patrick Stewart voice that are said sometimes, 1346 00:54:10.750 --> 00:54:13.809 I'm just like, man, I already love Patrick Stewart, but 1347 00:54:14.429 --> 00:54:16.429 the fact that he's gay. He's an American Dad? 1348 00:54:16.659 --> 00:54:18.260 Yeah, he plays Stan's boss. 1349 00:54:18.739 --> 00:54:23.699 He's a regular character on American

Dad, and he is hilarious. 1350 00:54:23.820 --> 00:54:26.500 Points to Patrick Stewart for being cool, and not so 1351 00:54:26.539 --> 00:54:30.309 much on the Emoji movies. So, that all having been said, 1352 00:54:30.369 --> 00:54:35.849 the winner, equally as ridiculous, the winner is Anthony Hopkins 1353 00:54:36.030 --> 00:54:38.530 in Transformers The Last Knight. 1354 00:54:39.369 --> 00:54:39.650 Yeah. 1355 00:54:40.030 --> 00:54:43.809 Once again, mind you, Sir Anthony Hopkins decided to be 1356 00:54:43.889 --> 00:54:45.409 in the Transformers movie. 1357 00:54:45.429 --> 00:54:46.909 I didn't realize that he was in that. 1358 00:54:46.929 --> 00:54:48.329 I think he's a voice, once again. 1359 00:54:48.349 --> 00:54:49.829 Sometimes you need a new car. 1360 00:54:49.849 --> 00:54:50.150 You know? 1361 00:54:50.210 --> 00:54:53.969 Sometimes your kids are like, Dad. dad yeah i got 1362 00:54:54.010 --> 00:54:56.679 in some legal trouble what can you help me out. 1363 00:54:56.619 --> 00:54:58.780 Was he in it as a person or i think 1364 00:54:58.840 --> 00:54:59.139 he's a. 1365 00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:02.320 Voice i could be wrong is he actually physically in 1366 00:55:02.360 --> 00:55:04.460 it that tells you how much i've actually that that 1367 00:55:04.500 --> 00:55:06.139 was our comment here's. 1368 00:55:05.780 --> 00:55:08.530 I just watched a lot of honest trailers. 1369 00:55:08.630 --> 00:55:10.789 Well that was that was their comment that came in 1370 00:55:11.630 --> 00:55:14.730 his specific response that came along with this was did 1371 00:55:14.750 --> 00:55:17.150 you know anthony hopkins was in the latest transformers movie 1372 00:55:17.750 --> 00:55:20.719 Me either until recently because I didn't see it. But 1373 00:55:20.820 --> 00:55:23.639 I saw that mentioned online and that is undoubtedly one 1374 00:55:23.659 --> 00:55:25.300 that he wishes he could take back. 1375 00:55:26.699 --> 00:55:28.599 Should go indie and be on Transmorphers. 1376 00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:35.260 Transmorphers. That's Asylum, isn't it? You believe that's Asylum. Sad. 1377 00:55:35.360 --> 00:55:39.809 It's more sad that I know that that's Asylum. Moving on. 1378 00:55:39.849 --> 00:55:42.610 The next category is most shocking moment in a 2017 film. 1379 00:55:45.789 --> 00:55:49.030 minor actually most of these until the very end here 1380 00:55:49.090 --> 00:55:52.900 is spoiler free that one I'll let you know for 1381 00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:56.780 sure but first up as previously mentioned the monster human 1382 00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:59.260 sex scene in Shape of Water we all knew that 1383 00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:02.800 was coming that's no surprise this was one of my 1384 00:56:02.840 --> 00:56:05.860 favorites for the entire run of this the comment is 1385 00:56:05.949 --> 00:56:09.809 just she ate the whole pie if you've seen a 1386 00:56:09.849 --> 00:56:14.789 ghost story no it's a shocking it's points to her 1387 00:56:14.849 --> 00:56:19.949 that's the next up the cure for wellness and their 1388 00:56:19.989 --> 00:56:24.650 quote is just all the crazy scary scenes yeah it 1389 00:56:24.690 --> 00:56:25.590 was the beginning. 1390 00:56:25.739 --> 00:56:27.659 Weird I feel like get out and a cure for 1391 00:56:27.679 --> 00:56:28.199 wellness for. 1392 00:56:28.139 --> 00:56:30.300 Like yeah I mean it does seem like get out 1393 00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:34.019 it's been around forever but obviously it's nominated for Oscars 1394 00:56:34.059 --> 00:56:38.840 so that must be technically cool again I like the 1395 00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:42.130 way they worded this keeps it from being too overwhelming 1396 00:56:42.289 --> 00:56:45.150 in this that category but They just billed it as 1397 00:56:45.489 --> 00:56:48.929 baby headbangers ball in Mother. Wait, let me get the 1398 00:56:48.949 --> 00:56:49.550 punctuation right. 1399 00:56:49.869 --> 00:56:50.239 Mother! 1400 00:56:51.300 --> 00:56:54.059 I've not seen that. I heard I don't want to. 1401 00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:58.599 Yeah, I'm assuming... I give it points for doing what 1402 00:56:58.659 --> 00:57:03.380 it's doing. Because it's a weird movie halfway in. And 1403 00:57:03.480 --> 00:57:06.110 then they turn it up to 11 on the what 1404 00:57:06.150 --> 00:57:10.329 the fuck. So... The fact that they got that made 1405 00:57:10.750 --> 00:57:14.329 with that huge budget with the biggest A-list star in 1406 00:57:14.369 --> 00:57:18.070 the world to do it, that's impressive because it is 1407 00:57:18.429 --> 00:57:21.449 pure insanity by the end of it and structured in 1408 00:57:21.489 --> 00:57:26.699 a way that normal Hollywood nonsense doesn't get structured. Points 1409 00:57:26.760 --> 00:57:29.500 for being artsy and stuff, but I feel like most 1410 00:57:29.539 --> 00:57:31.130 people in the real world aren't going to like it, 1411 00:57:31.179 --> 00:57:31.880 so they don't care. 1412 00:57:32.099 --> 00:57:34.440 That happens sometimes. Remember Vanilla Sky? 1413 00:57:34.460 --> 00:57:34.539 Yeah. 1414 00:57:35.570 --> 00:57:36.710 People are like, what the fuck? 1415 00:57:37.070 --> 00:57:40.210 Yeah, it's artsy, but at least it still kind of 1416 00:57:40.250 --> 00:57:44.019 followed through with semi-normal movie. This turns a corner, and 1417 00:57:44.059 --> 00:57:46.440 I'm just like, man, I can't believe it. This is 1418 00:57:46.619 --> 00:57:50.460 like indie film type of stuff going on with a 1419 00:57:50.699 --> 00:57:54.920 massive multi-million dollar budget. So points for getting it made 1420 00:57:54.980 --> 00:57:58.760 more than anything. So the next up is the winner, 1421 00:57:58.860 --> 00:58:01.079 and obviously it's a spoiler, but if you don't know 1422 00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:02.639 this by now, I don't know what kind of geek 1423 00:58:02.659 --> 00:58:05.579 you are. So... And the winner is, for the most 1424 00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:08.579 shocking moment in the film, and

I'll give them, I 1425 00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:12.480 did not expect the death of Snoke, but, I mean, 1426 00:58:12.519 --> 00:58:15.760 midway into that scene you saw it coming, but overall, 1427 00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:19.400 did I see it happening at that point in the movie? 1428 00:58:19.699 --> 00:58:22.179 Probably not even in this movie. I figure that's what 1429 00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:27.599 we're leading to third movie out, but no, they snuck 1430 00:58:27.659 --> 00:58:28.059 one in there. 1431 00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:33.369 I feel like the most, I feel like that shirtless 1432 00:58:33.449 --> 00:58:36.570 Adam Driver scene was more of a like than the 1433 00:58:36.610 --> 00:58:38.429 death of Snoke was. 1434 00:58:38.349 --> 00:58:41.829 That your gross face or like super hot dude that's 1435 00:58:41.849 --> 00:58:44.469 what you're saying people kept telling me that that was 1436 00:58:44.530 --> 00:58:46.449 a sexy scene and I'm like I don't I fail 1437 00:58:46.469 --> 00:58:46.989 to see. 1438 00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:51.840 It it's just something about hot pants His pants were, like, 1439 00:58:51.860 --> 00:58:52.300 to his nipples. 1440 00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.139 Unless you're Cary Grant. If you can't do it, it's okay. 1441 00:58:54.340 --> 00:58:56.610 It was just weird. It's not like I have anything 1442 00:58:56.639 --> 00:58:57.449 against Adam Driver. 1443 00:58:57.489 --> 00:59:01.230 He may have been nominated further down the line as our. 1444 00:59:01.289 --> 00:59:03.309 But even Ray was like, put a shirt on. 1445 00:59:05.829 --> 00:59:08.030 Look, you might be my brother. I'm not sure either. 1446 00:59:08.250 --> 00:59:11.559 It's all really cloudy at this point. just in case 1447 00:59:11.639 --> 00:59:13.360 we've seen empire just put a shirt. 1448 00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:14.949 On i feel like in the shape of water it 1449 00:59:14.989 --> 00:59:16.989 was more shocking to me the the cat. 1450 00:59:17.030 --> 00:59:19.849 Uh yeah again i did not expect. 1451 00:59:20.449 --> 00:59:24.250 That or the masturbation No, we all expect that. I 1452 00:59:24.250 --> 00:59:24.949 didn't expect that. 1453 00:59:25.250 --> 00:59:27.369 I expect that in every movie I watch. 1454 00:59:27.409 --> 00:59:28.739 You're usually disappointed. 1455 00:59:28.739 --> 00:59:29.219 90% of the time. 1456 00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:29.840 Just to be safe. 1457 00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:31.820 Usually disappointed. 1458 00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:32.699 Let down. 1459 00:59:33.340 --> 00:59:36.420 It is fitting, though, that a Star Wars reference of 1460 00:59:36.539 --> 00:59:39.739 any kind won this category because that was, outside of 1461 00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:42.800 the other ones there, the majority of them were Star 1462 00:59:42.820 --> 00:59:46.820 Wars related. Which tells me everybody had their own weird 1463 00:59:46.840 --> 00:59:52.809 problems with The Last Jedi. They were, uh, here's the rundown, uh, again, spoilers, 1464 00:59:53.409 --> 00:59:58.329 Luke Skywalker's death scene, which this comment was, we've been 1465 00:59:58.349 --> 01:00:00.989 waiting for Luke to return since 1983 and he returns 1466 01:00:01.050 --> 01:00:03.260 in a Star Wars movie and they fucking kill him. 1467 01:00:04.530 --> 01:00:06.139 It was all in caps. I had to follow through. 1468 01:00:07.099 --> 01:00:11.960 Also in that was the Luke force projecting, Luke milking 1469 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:16.059 a space cow, and Leia's force flight and the parents reveal. 1470 01:00:16.179 --> 01:00:18.679 All of those had their own separate votes in addition 1471 01:00:18.739 --> 01:00:20.679 to all the ones that came in in support of 1472 01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:21.559 Dead Snoke. 1473 01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:22.519 What parents reveal? 1474 01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:26.719 Have you not seen it? The kind of a reveal, but. 1475 01:00:26.820 --> 01:00:29.340 Yeah, but I don't feel like that he was... That's what. 1476 01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.059 I said in the episode. I was like, I think 1477 01:00:31.099 --> 01:00:33.139 he was just toying with her because he was trying 1478 01:00:33.159 --> 01:00:33.940 to get her to turn. 1479 01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:35.280 He could have just said that. 1480 01:00:35.300 --> 01:00:37.920 It's not like they proved it. They lie all the 1481 01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:40.460 time in Star Wars. From a certain point of view. 1482 01:00:40.500 --> 01:00:40.940 Right. 1483 01:00:41.179 --> 01:00:41.460 Bullshit. 1484 01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:44.079 I'm just like, I don't... Oh, cool, because the bad 1485 01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:44.559 guy said it. 1486 01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:45.500 It must be true. 1487 01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:47.079 Bad guys never lie. 1488 01:00:48.460 --> 01:00:50.940 No, the bad guys in Star Wars are shockingly honest. 1489 01:00:51.539 --> 01:00:51.780 Yeah. 1490 01:00:51.880 --> 01:00:52.340 Really? 1491 01:00:52.380 --> 01:00:54.000 Only Ben Kenobi who makes shit up. 1492 01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:55.340 Yeah, Ben Kenobi lied. 1493 01:00:56.099 --> 01:00:58.280 Dude makes up everything he said. 1494 01:01:00.059 --> 01:01:04.619 I don't know. Yeah, that movie was like... What was 1495 01:01:04.639 --> 01:01:06.090 the part that bothered you the most about it? 1496 01:01:06.110 --> 01:01:07.070 The Mary Poppins. 1497 01:01:08.289 --> 01:01:09.349 The Leia Force flight? 1498 01:01:09.369 --> 01:01:09.949 Yeah, yeah. 1499 01:01:10.010 --> 01:01:11.889 I thought it was the door thing. 1500 01:01:12.570 --> 01:01:12.949 Oh, yeah. 1501 01:01:13.429 --> 01:01:16.550 Well, the flight and then the fact that they come 1502 01:01:16.590 --> 01:01:19.920 down to the... planet and they leave the damn door 1503 01:01:19.980 --> 01:01:24.280 open and they're surprised that you know the empire is 1504 01:01:24.340 --> 01:01:26.070 coming well yeah. 1505 01:01:25.679 --> 01:01:28.349 They couldn't find the garage door remote but they were 1506 01:01:28.389 -->

01:01:31.530 gonna you know and just. 1507 01:01:31.429 --> 01:01:34.349 The fact that every every you know spaceship that they 1508 01:01:34.369 --> 01:01:37.599 took out to fight was a piece of garbage just 1509 01:01:37.659 --> 01:01:40.460 so we could see like red salt and flying on 1510 01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:40.840 the screen. 1511 01:01:41.039 --> 01:01:45.349 But that red salt looked really cool. So visuals-wise, I 1512 01:01:45.389 --> 01:01:49.130 get it, but it is... Story-wise, it's... Well, I mean, 1513 01:01:49.250 --> 01:01:52.809 to me, it's more damning that they're like 10 feet away, 1514 01:01:53.250 --> 01:01:56.150 stranded in the middle, and somehow the Empire can't gun 1515 01:01:56.190 --> 01:01:58.530 down these two. They've already knocked off every ship in 1516 01:01:58.550 --> 01:02:00.260 the distance, but these guys right in front of them, 1517 01:02:00.300 --> 01:02:04.780 they can't kill? There's some issues there. But I don't 1518 01:02:04.820 --> 01:02:07.159 talk smack. I still liked it. I enjoyed it. I 1519 01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:08.619 still liked it. I enjoyed it. 1520 01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:09.380 I'll watch it again. 1521 01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:11.679 I'll nitpick because we're geeks and that's what we do. Right. 1522 01:02:12.519 --> 01:02:13.110 I still liked it. 1523 01:02:13.119 --> 01:02:13.519 It's fine. 1524 01:02:14.119 --> 01:02:17.380 I didn't watch the one that came out last year. 1525 01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:20.219 Oh, Rogue One? 1526 01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:20.960 Yeah. 1527 01:02:21.719 --> 01:02:24.139 That was a separate show. So you're not behind. 1528 01:02:24.429 --> 01:02:24.659 Okay. 1529 01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:27.780 Honestly, I think Rogue One was the best one. 1530 01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:29.389 Rogue One was pretty good. 1531 01:02:30.170 --> 01:02:33.949 Rogue One's pretty impressive. All right. So next up is 1532 01:02:34.210 --> 01:02:36.929 the most miscast actor or actress for the role of 1533 01:02:37.349 --> 01:02:41.110 In a 2017 film. This one, I don't think most 1534 01:02:41.130 --> 01:02:42.530 people are not going to argue with any of these. 1535 01:02:43.809 --> 01:02:46.050 Back to one of your favorites. First up is Hugh 1536 01:02:46.070 --> 01:02:51.219 Jackman as P.T. Barnum. The college is a trolling Victorian-era humbug. 1537 01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:56.159 The circus freak in me wept. Ah, freaks. I'm on 1538 01:02:56.179 --> 01:02:57.059 board with the freak part. 1539 01:02:57.239 --> 01:02:59.500 So does that mean that that person is a conjoined 1540 01:02:59.900 --> 01:03:02.260 twin and that that was the part that wept? 1541 01:03:02.429 --> 01:03:06.260 I do know who this came from, and... This person 1542 01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:10.849 is a circus freak, so they hide their conjoined a 1543 01:03:11.210 --> 01:03:15.429 little better than some. Next up, the only one that 1544 01:03:15.469 --> 01:03:18.809 might hurt some feelings, Emma Watson as Belle in Beauty 1545 01:03:18.829 --> 01:03:21.710 and the Beast, including a comment of, if they wanted 1546 01:03:21.750 --> 01:03:23.760 someone who could sing, she wasn't the one. 1547 01:03:23.780 --> 01:03:27.980 I did finally see that movie the other night, and 1548 01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:31.840 I fell asleep about it. 38 minutes. 1549 01:03:31.940 --> 01:03:35.000 As we've said, that is no judgment on the quality 1550 01:03:35.059 --> 01:03:35.440 of the film. 1551 01:03:35.480 --> 01:03:38.420 No, in this case it was. Because it wasn't like, oh, 1552 01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:41.239 I'm tired, it's whatever. It's like, I have to see 1553 01:03:41.320 --> 01:03:44.190 something beside this. I'll have dreams. 1554 01:03:45.190 --> 01:03:49.429 My dreams will have better CGI on someone's face than 1555 01:03:49.449 --> 01:03:49.809 the Beast. 1556 01:03:51.469 --> 01:03:54.289 You know, let's talk about that. The Beast is supposed 1557 01:03:54.329 --> 01:03:56.630 to be scary and hideous, but you can still tell 1558 01:03:57.130 --> 01:03:59.800 by the makeup that that's a handsome dude in there. 1559 01:03:59.929 --> 01:04:00.340 Yeah. 1560 01:04:00.929 --> 01:04:02.320 That guy's jacket is a little. 1561 01:04:02.340 --> 01:04:05.179 Is that guy a joke of himself? 1562 01:04:05.199 --> 01:04:06.659 He washed his coat a little too long. 1563 01:04:06.940 --> 01:04:09.119 Is he like alive or is he like a weekend 1564 01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:12.820 at Bernie's type situation? He looks really like. 1565 01:04:13.000 --> 01:04:14.000 Shape of water just want to. 1566 01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.599 That guy is so high. 1567 01:04:15.619 --> 01:04:15.699 Yeah. 1568 01:04:18.139 --> 01:04:20.780 They'll have green pocket squares for the fish man. 1569 01:04:20.800 --> 01:04:23.139 Right. Points to the fish man. 1570 01:04:23.980 --> 01:04:26.670 And they'll have velvet tuxedo jackets on, so you know. 1571 01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:30.809 That, it looks like it's a trend this year. A 1572 01:04:30.869 --> 01:04:32.829 lot of people are wearing the velvet tuxes, which. 1573 01:04:32.949 --> 01:04:37.030 Right. Velvety. Next up, and I do remember as the 1574 01:04:37.050 --> 01:04:41.409 trailer came on going, wait, he's in this? Matthew McConaughey 1575 01:04:41.449 --> 01:04:42.230 in The Dark Tower. 1576 01:04:42.250 --> 01:04:43.210 Oh, yeah. 1577 01:04:43.269 --> 01:04:46.929 The man in black is all right, all right, all right. 1578 01:04:46.949 --> 01:04:49.650 I almost think he's perfectly cast, though, because he's kind 1579 01:04:49.690 --> 01:04:50.809 of the sleazy sort of. 1580 01:04:53.469 --> 01:04:55.889 I've only read a couple of Dark Tower books, but 1581 01:04:55.909 --> 01:04:57.909 I thought he... He was probably the best part of 1582 01:04:57.929 --> 01:04:58.289 the movie. 1583 01:04:58.489 --> 01:05:01.469 Sticking with my theme, I really like the cover of 1584 01:05:01.510 --> 01:05:05.800 The Gunfighter. That's as far as I got on it. 1585

01:05:06.570 --> 01:05:08.659 Because it's like a lot of words and stuff, but 1586 01:05:08.699 --> 01:05:11.960 that artwork on the front is pretty badass. 1587 01:05:12.139 --> 01:05:13.139 I think I read one of the books. 1588 01:05:13.219 --> 01:05:14.300 And I believe it's Drew Struh. 1589 01:05:14.340 --> 01:05:15.079 In high school? 1590 01:05:15.099 --> 01:05:17.820 Just saying. I want to get through them all eventually. 1591 01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:20.380 But yeah, it's always so intimidating with King because his 1592 01:05:20.420 --> 01:05:21.300 books are so long. 1593 01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:25.539 So our takeaway is Drew Struh's an awesome. Matthew McConaughey, 1594 01:05:25.579 --> 01:05:29.300 jury's still out. Next up, and this was the runner-up, 1595 01:05:29.900 --> 01:05:32.360 it was neck and neck right up until the end, 1596 01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:35.119 and I can't argue because we all kind of said 1597 01:05:35.139 --> 01:05:39.230 the same thing. Tom Cruise in The Mummy. I watched 1598 01:05:39.289 --> 01:05:43.409 the trailer and went, what, what? Their comment here is, 1599 01:05:43.909 --> 01:05:47.750 wasted opportunity for Universal, and Tom was awful, as was 1600 01:05:47.789 --> 01:05:48.750 the entire film. 1601 01:05:49.010 --> 01:05:50.889 I think we've had that discussion many times. 1602 01:05:50.949 --> 01:05:52.289 Yeah, we kind of have on this show. 1603 01:05:52.309 --> 01:05:54.989 You said Tom Cruise, I for some reason pictured Tom Hanks, 1604 01:05:55.050 --> 01:05:56.110 and I was like, yeah, what? 1605 01:05:56.130 --> 01:05:59.070 That's terrible. I'd watch that. I would watch Tom Hanks. 1606 01:05:59.269 --> 01:06:00.849 I'd watch. 1607 01:06:01.889 --> 01:06:04.869 Not because I fell asleep, because I couldn't watch anymore. 1608 01:06:04.929 --> 01:06:07.869 In a theater? No, I was watching it online. 1609 01:06:07.889 --> 01:06:10.690 And I was like, I can't do it. I watched 1610 01:06:10.730 --> 01:06:13.150 the whole thing, and my take on the end was like, 1611 01:06:13.929 --> 01:06:16.530 I don't even know that it's a bad movie. It's 1612 01:06:16.550 --> 01:06:19.610 just not a mummy movie. Like there's no mummy to it. 1613 01:06:19.670 --> 01:06:22.869 Like it's scary. It's big, dumb CG stuff. It's like 1614 01:06:22.909 --> 01:06:26.150 an action movie and it's not a terrible action. It's 1615 01:06:26.210 --> 01:06:29.380 a regular big budget action movie with Tom Cruise in it. 1616 01:06:29.929 --> 01:06:33.139 It's just, there's no mummy at all. There's no creepy 1617 01:06:33.239 --> 01:06:36.239 old school mummy action that we would have wanted. 1618 01:06:36.739 --> 01:06:39.139 This is where it gets complicated because it's like I 1619 01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:41.989 said that one time people are referring to the Brendan 1620 01:06:42.030 --> 01:06:44.150 Fraser mummy movie as the original. 1621 01:06:44.630 --> 01:06:45.670 That's the problem. 1622 01:06:45.710 --> 01:06:50.960 That's

the problem. The original with Boris Karloff, if you remember, 1623 01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:55.099 you see him, his hand as the mummy, and then 1624 01:06:55.119 --> 01:06:56.909 the rest of the time he's not the mummy at 1625 01:06:57.090 --> 01:06:59.130 all in the movie. So I feel like there's a 1626 01:06:59.230 --> 01:07:02.260 weird balance there. Because people want that. They're going to 1627 01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:03.949 expect it to be an action movie. So if it 1628 01:07:03.989 --> 01:07:05.949 was a straight up horror, they'd be like, this isn't 1629 01:07:05.989 --> 01:07:07.429 like the original. 1630 01:07:07.510 --> 01:07:10.570 Yes. Again, for them trying to reboot a franchise and 1631 01:07:10.650 --> 01:07:13.409 start this whole new bunch of horror movies, they should 1632 01:07:13.429 --> 01:07:15.980 have figured out what they really wanted to do and 1633 01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:18.360 not start off with a weird Tom Cruise action movie. 1634 01:07:18.380 --> 01:07:21.380 Because they were all about that new dark universe. 1635 01:07:21.639 --> 01:07:24.920 And that part was good, actually. As much as later 1636 01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:29.360 somewhere nominates the, what's his face? That's the Invisible Man. 1637 01:07:29.420 --> 01:07:32.760 Well, I think Universal kind of shot himself in the 1638 01:07:32.800 --> 01:07:35.539 face by, you know, I don't think you're going to 1639 01:07:35.579 --> 01:07:36.840 have any more Dark Universe. 1640 01:07:37.179 --> 01:07:37.420 No. 1641 01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:40.639 They killed it already. Which is a bit of a shame. 1642 01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:46.119 What the hell is it? Russell Crowe. Oh, yeah. I 1643 01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:49.980 felt like somebody nominated him for something terrible later. But 1644 01:07:50.019 --> 01:07:52.300 to me, I thought he was actually not bad. Like 1645 01:07:52.659 --> 01:07:54.989 he knew what kind of a cheesy movie he was 1646 01:07:55.010 --> 01:07:58.409 in and he was just feel like fully committing to 1647 01:07:58.429 --> 01:08:01.369 the silliness of it and was playing that up fine. 1648 01:08:01.409 --> 01:08:03.289 And they set him up to be the tie in 1649 01:08:03.690 --> 01:08:05.389 to what was going to be the invisible man and 1650 01:08:05.409 --> 01:08:08.190 what was going to be almost like this weird Buffy 1651 01:08:08.269 --> 01:08:11.190 monster hunting club that was going to tie through all 1652 01:08:11.210 --> 01:08:11.969 of them eventually. 1653 01:08:11.989 --> 01:08:12.070 Yeah. 1654 01:08:12.510 --> 01:08:15.320 I'm assuming, and that part, that five minutes was kind 1655 01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:18.359 of interesting. I'm like, okay, this has potential. And then 1656 01:08:18.380 --> 01:08:20.479 it went back to Tom Cruise running away from a 1657 01:08:20.520 --> 01:08:23.600 CG snowstorm or whatever the fuck was going on. 1658 01:08:23.939 --> 01:08:26.539 The guy from New Girl was just trying to play 1659 01:08:26.619 -->

01:08:29.720 his Nick Miller character right out of the gate. 1660 01:08:29.739 --> 01:08:30.020 Yeah. 1661 01:08:30.140 --> 01:08:32.199 And it doesn't really work in everything you do. 1662 01:08:32.430 --> 01:08:33.489 A lot of that stuff. 1663 01:08:33.510 --> 01:08:35.289 I mean, I think he was better in Jurassic Park. 1664 01:08:35.630 --> 01:08:39.680 It kind of fit that role. But his new girl 1665 01:08:39.699 --> 01:08:41.920 character really didn't fit into an action movie. 1666 01:08:41.979 --> 01:08:44.500 It's hard for him to do anything else. He was 1667 01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:49.550 in the Safety Not Guaranteed, and he's still almost that 1668 01:08:49.609 --> 01:08:53.239 same guy. He doesn't stray far from that character in general, 1669 01:08:53.239 --> 01:08:57.069 it seems like. so again it may be more miscasting 1670 01:08:57.189 --> 01:09:01.649 in general in this movie so still not the winner 1671 01:09:02.909 --> 01:09:06.350 this one again nobody's gonna argue and the winner is 1672 01:09:06.750 --> 01:09:10.220 for most miscast actor or actress in their role Scarlett 1673 01:09:10.229 --> 01:09:14.380 Johansson in Ghost in the Shell that just annoyed fanboys 1674 01:09:14.409 --> 01:09:17.079 all over the world like from day one like as 1675 01:09:17.239 --> 01:09:18.840 soon as it was announced. 1676 01:09:18.949 --> 01:09:23.220 And watching Weta Workshop work on the Geisha robots, I 1677 01:09:23.239 --> 01:09:26.960 was so excited just to see them. And then another 1678 01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:29.430 movie that I just couldn't get through because it was 1679 01:09:29.470 --> 01:09:29.909 so bad. 1680 01:09:30.699 --> 01:09:32.779 I kind of had that same response. Like I watched 1681 01:09:32.859 --> 01:09:35.600 it and I'm like, had this been once again, almost 1682 01:09:35.640 --> 01:09:38.279 back to the PT Barnum, had you just disconnected it 1683 01:09:38.439 --> 01:09:41.149 and like done a weird future, like just kind of 1684 01:09:41.189 --> 01:09:43.289 rip off the idea, but take it in your own 1685 01:09:43.310 --> 01:09:45.670 direction and not because all you're going to do is 1686 01:09:45.710 --> 01:09:47.810 piss off fanboys and nobody's going to want it. You're 1687 01:09:48.029 --> 01:09:51.789 banking on name recognition for the title, but you're just 1688 01:09:51.810 --> 01:09:54.729 going to annoy what would have been your paying customers. 1689 01:09:54.810 --> 01:09:57.670 So why wouldn't you just, Hey, we did a sort 1690 01:09:57.689 --> 01:10:01.090 of similar futuristic story. Come see it. It's got Scarlett Johansson. 1691 01:10:01.130 --> 01:10:03.449 People like her. I think it would have worked in 1692 01:10:03.569 --> 01:10:06.890 any other scenario because the, the effects were actually really 1693 01:10:06.930 --> 01:10:10.380 good and she's good in just about everything she's in. 1694 01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:12.680 But like, you can't get over that hurdle of like, 1695 01:10:13.420 -->

01:10:16.600 except we've seen the other one and we know better. 1696 01:10:16.819 --> 01:10:19.720 So I think that was the problem. Like, I think 1697 01:10:19.800 --> 01:10:22.100 it could have been a decent movie if they just 1698 01:10:22.260 --> 01:10:26.539 got out of their own way and, Scarlett. It's not 1699 01:10:26.560 --> 01:10:30.260 your fault, Scarlett. I do like this random comment that 1700 01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:33.500 came in, though. Their nomination was for The Rock in 1701 01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:36.680 whatever BS CGI movie he was in because he doesn't 1702 01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:39.250 need effects. I can't argue that. 1703 01:10:39.270 --> 01:10:41.159 Can you all believe they're making a movie out of 1704 01:10:41.180 --> 01:10:43.239 the Rampage video game? Oh, yeah. 1705 01:10:43.359 --> 01:10:47.319 And now? I'm watching that trailer before the title came 1706 01:10:47.380 --> 01:10:50.180 up and I went, I assume they were ripping off. 1707 01:10:50.220 --> 01:10:52.520 I was like, this is just kind of like, oh 1708 01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.399 my God, they made a Rampage movie? 1709 01:10:54.460 --> 01:10:56.890 But has anyone noticed the release date on that movie? 1710 01:10:57.670 --> 01:11:00.069 April 20th, 420. Nice. 1711 01:11:00.210 --> 01:11:02.470 A day that you should release. 1712 01:11:02.170 --> 01:11:02.970 That sort of movie. 1713 01:11:03.010 --> 01:11:04.329 Yeah, that seems about right. 1714 01:11:04.430 --> 01:11:09.270 But yeah, I'll go see it. Oh, yeah. Giant monsters 1715 01:11:09.329 --> 01:11:09.810 in the rock? 1716 01:11:09.829 --> 01:11:10.109 Hell yeah. 1717 01:11:10.130 --> 01:11:11.369 That's what I was going to say. I would go 1718 01:11:11.390 --> 01:11:13.770 see it just for the giant rocks, just for the 1719 01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:16.439 giant monsters, but if you go put a giant rock, 1720 01:11:16.739 --> 01:11:18.539 and you've seen him these days, dude's fucking huge. 1721 01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:20.060 I'm here to watch this movie for the giant rocks. 1722 01:11:20.079 --> 01:11:22.119 I will watch it for the giant rock, because that dude. 1723 01:11:22.140 --> 01:11:24.720 That's why I went to see 120 Hours, or 127 Hours, whatever. 1724 01:11:24.739 --> 01:11:26.619 I'm just here for the rocks. 1725 01:11:26.640 --> 01:11:28.100 Are there giant monsters in there? 1726 01:11:28.340 --> 01:11:28.739 No rocks. 1727 01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:32.590 There is a giant rock. All right. Next up is 1728 01:11:32.619 --> 01:11:35.569 the most impressive visuals, and this one I threw out 1729 01:11:35.710 --> 01:11:37.229 as to whatever the hell you want them to be. 1730 01:11:37.810 --> 01:11:39.630 And somebody came up with an interesting one this time. 1731 01:11:40.189 --> 01:11:43.470 So I said CG, practical, whatever worked for you this year. 1732 01:11:44.149 --> 01:11:48.470 Most impressive visuals in a 2017 film. First off, and 1733 01:11:48.609 --> 01:11:52.130 I will stand by this one, Valerian. I think it's 1734 01:11:52.170 --> 01:11:55.329 a fun movie because it's not trying to be anything 1735 01:11:55.369 --> 01:11:59.279 more than what it is. It's definitely a weird cousin 1736 01:11:59.420 --> 01:12:04.060 to Fifth Element. It's totally in his same universe. But yeah, 1737 01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:07.489 I think it's just a big... pulpy, kind of dumb 1738 01:12:07.510 --> 01:12:10.930 sci-fi story that works okay for what it is. 1739 01:12:10.939 --> 01:12:12.529 I thought it looked fun. I didn't get around to it. 1740 01:12:12.539 --> 01:12:13.899 I'm not a big Dean DeHaan. 1741 01:12:14.420 --> 01:12:17.260 Yeah, that's the thing. He's probably the weakest link. That's 1742 01:12:17.300 --> 01:12:19.800 why I feel like it's in the same universe as 1743 01:12:19.979 --> 01:12:23.409 Fifth Element, but when your lead in Fifth Element is 1744 01:12:23.489 --> 01:12:27.470 Bruce Willis, who can be a really good actor, versus Dean. 1745 01:12:28.529 --> 01:12:29.069 He's still kind of. 1746 01:12:29.069 --> 01:12:31.949 Finding his footing. He's okay. 1747 01:12:31.970 --> 01:12:33.569 Chronicle, I think, is the only thing I really like. 1748 01:12:33.899 --> 01:12:35.380 He was okay in Spider-Man. 1749 01:12:35.859 --> 01:12:39.300 I mean, the cure for wellness. Like, he fits that role. 1750 01:12:39.479 --> 01:12:42.000 See, I didn't see that. I wanted to, but I 1751 01:12:42.060 --> 01:12:42.720 heard mixed things. 1752 01:12:42.960 --> 01:12:46.300 No, I mean, again, if you go in expecting the 1753 01:12:46.319 --> 01:12:49.920 right movie, I mean, it is. I thought it was 1754 01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:52.220 just kind of, I kept comparing it to kind of 1755 01:12:52.239 --> 01:12:55.970 like a knockoff version of Shutter Island. Because I feel 1756 01:12:55.989 --> 01:12:57.590 like the first half is kind of that. 1757 01:12:57.609 --> 01:12:59.560 And that guy looks so much like Leonardo DiCaprio. 1758 01:12:59.569 --> 01:13:01.760 That too. He kind of wants to be Leonardo, which 1759 01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:02.420 he's not really. 1760 01:13:02.460 --> 01:13:04.220 And it ends like a terrible horror movie. 1761 01:13:04.279 --> 01:13:08.680 It is like off the rails insane. Like if an 1762 01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:12.260 old Hammer movie was on crack, that's what the end 1763 01:13:12.300 --> 01:13:15.239 of this becomes. It's insanity. 1764 01:13:15.319 --> 01:13:17.710 It's almost like a weird psychological movie. And then it 1765 01:13:17.750 --> 01:13:19.729 becomes like a horrible horror movie. 1766 01:13:19.850 --> 01:13:22.109 It is a cheesy horror movie. Like not a bad 1767 01:13:22.149 --> 01:13:25.750 horror movie. I think it's fun. But it is off 1768 01:13:25.810 --> 01:13:28.069 the rails insane by the end of it. 1769 01:13:28.430 --> 01:13:30.189 At the end, you're like, what the fuck just happened? 1770 01:13:30.210 --> 01:13:32.010 This is like a normal movie, and now it's dumb. 1771 01:13:32.050 -->

01:13:33.890 It is not normal. Yeah, I think that's the one, 1772 01:13:33.970 --> 01:13:34.350 the guy who. 1773 01:13:34.369 --> 01:13:36.449 Yeah, Rita Marino, if I may interrupt, has helped together 1774 01:13:36.489 --> 01:13:37.069 pretty well. 1775 01:13:37.710 --> 01:13:39.380 Yeah. Sorry. Who is this? 1776 01:13:39.489 --> 01:13:40.069 Rita Marino. 1777 01:13:40.409 --> 01:13:40.560 Oh. 1778 01:13:41.500 --> 01:13:42.880 You keep saying that. I don't know who she is. 1779 01:13:43.119 --> 01:13:44.420 She was in West Side Story. 1780 01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:47.840 She was in West Side Story. She's the grandma on 1781 01:13:47.859 --> 01:13:51.439 the remake of One Day at a Time. Those are 1782 01:13:51.479 --> 01:13:54.060 two roles I can think of right away, but. 1783 01:13:54.550 --> 01:13:57.310 I think she's one of those that's won everything, whatever 1784 01:13:57.329 --> 01:13:59.829 they call that. She's got a Tony. She's got an Oscar. 1785 01:13:59.850 --> 01:14:03.250 She's got an Emmy. Yeah, I think she's got every 1786 01:14:03.270 --> 01:14:04.500 award that they've ever handed out. 1787 01:14:04.590 --> 01:14:06.449 What do they call her, like a unicorn or something? 1788 01:14:07.029 --> 01:14:08.090 I don't think that's it. 1789 01:14:08.149 --> 01:14:08.770 Let me think. 1790 01:14:08.890 --> 01:14:10.770 It's a slightly different. 1791 01:14:11.010 --> 01:14:13.310 Yeah, I was going to say, no, unicorns are those 1792 01:14:13.350 --> 01:14:17.739 ladies who move into couples' houses and they're lovers. Isn't 1793 01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:18.600 that what a unicorn is? 1794 01:14:19.420 --> 01:14:22.000 Why am I an authority on this? 1795 01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:25.649 Well, let's ask your unicorn lady, ma'am. Is that how 1796 01:14:25.659 --> 01:14:27.050 you refer to her? 1797 01:14:27.060 --> 01:14:30.130 She did. She was. They referred to her as a 1798 01:14:30.210 --> 01:14:34.550 unicorn when we went to an anime convention because she 1799 01:14:34.630 --> 01:14:39.560 was one of the only legitimately Asian people. That was 1800 01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:43.819 there and was also a girl. And the guys there 1801 01:14:43.859 --> 01:14:45.119 were scared to death of her. 1802 01:14:45.310 --> 01:14:46.869 I wasn't even talking about that. I was talking about 1803 01:14:46.890 --> 01:14:48.930 the third old lady you had move in to be 1804 01:14:48.970 --> 01:14:50.409 with you two. Never mind. 1805 01:14:50.510 --> 01:14:53.449 She was also the voice of Carmen Sandiego in the cartoon. 1806 01:14:53.550 --> 01:14:55.189 Oh, shit the bed. Nice. 1807 01:14:55.430 --> 01:14:56.189 Carmen Sandiego. 1808 01:14:56.470 --> 01:14:58.380 Do you all remember the Shusha show? 1809 01:14:59.109 --> 01:14:59.880 Yeah. 1810 01:15:01.020 --> 01:15:02.399 I grew up my whole life thinking she was like 1811 01:15:02.579 --> 01:15:03.680 Czech or something like that. 1812 01:15:03.699 --> 01:15:04.359 She's Brazilian. 1813 01:15:04.380 --> 01:15:06.180 She's Brazilian. Oh, yeah. 1814 01:15:06.220 --> 01:15:06.619 Ruined me. 1815 01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:06.779 Yeah. 1816 01:15:07.949 --> 01:15:09.630 She was just like that mean, weird lady. 1817 01:15:09.649 --> 01:15:12.109 That was a weird show. 1818 01:15:12.130 --> 01:15:13.029 It was so fucking weird. 1819 01:15:13.050 --> 01:15:15.350 A lot of kids' shows are really twisted. 1820 01:15:16.520 --> 01:15:16.840 I know. 1821 01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:19.319 That one with the creepy clay-faced guy and the girl 1822 01:15:19.340 --> 01:15:21.579 with purple hair. Sleepy Town or something. 1823 01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:22.260 It was like a bad. 1824 01:15:24.970 --> 01:15:29.989 Plastic Jay Leno and then a girl with pink hair. 1825 01:15:30.010 --> 01:15:32.189 It made no sense. 1826 01:15:32.250 --> 01:15:33.989 I saw a meme the other day with that guy 1827 01:15:34.029 --> 01:15:36.609 on it smiling at the camera and it had a font, 1828 01:15:36.649 --> 01:15:43.159 like a logo that said Morrissey. Oh, Morrissey. I didn't 1829 01:15:43.199 --> 01:15:45.020 see any of the foreign language movies this year, by 1830 01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:47.779 the way. They just gave out the award for that. 1831 01:15:47.979 --> 01:15:50.439 We watched Veronica the other day. Obviously not nominated for 1832 01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:51.930 an Oscar, but it was really good. 1833 01:15:54.550 --> 01:15:58.899 All right. Once again, we outside track. So Valerian. This 1834 01:15:58.989 --> 01:16:00.760 one was the one I thought was the most interesting 1835 01:16:00.819 --> 01:16:04.460 for impressive visuals because they went neither of the CG or, 1836 01:16:04.579 --> 01:16:07.199 I mean, it's practical, but not like an effect like normal. 1837 01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:10.930 It's just talent and skill and editing. They went with I, 1838 01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:12.479 Tonya for the skating. 1839 01:16:12.500 --> 01:16:14.000 Okay. 1840 01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:14.819 I can see that. 1841 01:16:14.840 --> 01:16:18.279 I remember watching it going, she's doing really good work. 1842 01:16:18.369 --> 01:16:21.029 Like as an actress, she learned to skate really well. 1843 01:16:21.649 --> 01:16:23.810 And when they cut to, I'm assuming, a stunt to 1844 01:16:23.850 --> 01:16:27.329 be doing triple axels and whatnot, you do not notice. 1845 01:16:27.369 --> 01:16:30.300 So it's like between her actual skating, bringing in an 1846 01:16:30.350 --> 01:16:35.579 amazing stunt skater, and great editing, they piece it together perfectly. 1847 01:16:35.680 --> 01:16:37.479 Don't forget about Sebastian Stan's mustache. 1848 01:16:38.479 --> 01:16:40.880 That's bad CG. It's a pretty impressive visual. That's CG. 1849 01:16:41.399 --> 01:16:43.439 It's the reverse Superman. We'll get to that. 1850 01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:46.170 I read in, I think it was the IMDb trivia, 1851 01:16:46.189 --> 01:16:50.130 that to get her hair, Margot Robbie's hair, it's a wig. 1852 01:16:50.579

--> 01:16:53.560 But they also drenched it in beer and soaked it 1853 01:16:53.590 --> 01:16:55.489 in beer for a while just to get that crunchy 1854 01:16:55.550 --> 01:16:56.109 Tanya look. 1855 01:16:56.590 --> 01:17:00.010 That does seem fitting. No offense to Tanya. She did 1856 01:17:00.029 --> 01:17:03.130 have a rough life. That doesn't make it okay. Okay, 1857 01:17:03.189 --> 01:17:06.310 next up. Most impressive visuals. I like that this was 1858 01:17:06.350 --> 01:17:11.640 just in general. Just Star Wars in general. Although one 1859 01:17:11.659 --> 01:17:15.659 of them did specifically single out the fact that BB-8 1860 01:17:16.300 --> 01:17:20.329 is practical. is still amazing to them. I'm like, yeah, 1861 01:17:20.430 --> 01:17:23.310 I'll give you it. It doesn't seem like that should work, 1862 01:17:23.350 --> 01:17:25.029 and yet I see it work in the real world. 1863 01:17:25.050 --> 01:17:26.689 Say what you will about the salt planet, that it 1864 01:17:26.729 --> 01:17:27.289 looked awesome. 1865 01:17:27.949 --> 01:17:30.170 So BB-8's not a CGI. I think BB-8's a real robot. 1866 01:17:30.189 --> 01:17:32.729 It's a robot, yeah. They built that thing to actually 1867 01:17:32.789 --> 01:17:33.130 do that. 1868 01:17:33.149 --> 01:17:33.770 That's awesome. 1869 01:17:33.829 --> 01:17:34.770 It's amazing, yeah. 1870 01:17:34.979 --> 01:17:37.439 We have a BB-8 at the library, a robot you 1871 01:17:37.449 --> 01:17:38.270 can kind of program. 1872 01:17:39.319 --> 01:17:41.119 Does it look like BB-8, or is it just like 1873 01:17:41.159 --> 01:17:42.020 a box with a cart? 1874 01:17:42.060 --> 01:17:47.149 No, it's a, yeah. No, it's an official BB-8. It's 1875 01:17:47.210 --> 01:17:48.909 definitely not of the quality they use in film. 1876 01:17:48.930 --> 01:17:52.369 I assumed it was most government-funded programs. It's just a 1877 01:17:52.409 --> 01:17:55.890 big box with a logo on the side, and it 1878 01:17:55.949 --> 01:17:59.390 just pushes a book cart around all day. It squeaks 1879 01:17:59.430 --> 01:17:59.810 with a. 1880 01:17:59.930 --> 01:18:01.609 Little Butterfinger BB. 1881 01:18:01.770 --> 01:18:05.989 Yeah, this all seems fine. All right, so this next up, 1882 01:18:06.069 --> 01:18:09.529 the runner-up, many votes for The Shape of Water, which 1883 01:18:10.310 --> 01:18:13.920 I kind of would have gone with. It's pretty phenomenal, the... 1884 01:18:14.619 --> 01:18:19.939 overall look just the general cinematography and everything else involved 1885 01:18:19.979 --> 01:18:23.079 not to mention amazing makeup work on our own Doug 1886 01:18:23.140 --> 01:18:23.520 so all. 1887 01:18:23.439 --> 01:18:26.720 The colors massive so much green. 1888 01:18:26.470 --> 01:18:30.109 Yeah massive shades of green and brown and it's it's 1889 01:18:30.130 --> 01:18:31.729 a weird earthy movie I went to. 1890 01:18:31.689 --> 01:18:33.329 The Kentucky to see that it was like a perfect 1891 01:18:33.590 --> 01:18:34.069 theater for. 1892 01:18:34.029 --> 01:18:37.100 That movie oh yeah I feel like Jennifer Lawrence gets 1893 01:18:37.119 --> 01:18:39.560 so much credit for being Kentucky's Angel, but, I mean, 1894 01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:42.149 Michael Shannon fucking killing it. 1895 01:18:42.159 --> 01:18:42.319 Yeah. 1896 01:18:42.359 --> 01:18:43.439 He's in everything now, too. 1897 01:18:43.569 --> 01:18:46.550 I love Michael Shannon, but he makes me hate him 1898 01:18:46.770 --> 01:18:49.029 in so many movies. And I love. 1899 01:18:49.100 --> 01:18:49.279 Michael. 1900 01:18:49.300 --> 01:18:51.859 I think he's like so funny and so talented and 1901 01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:54.819 he's just like great at serious roles and scary roles 1902 01:18:55.180 --> 01:18:58.279 but like I was like praying for his death in 1903 01:18:58.300 --> 01:19:03.449 that movie and you know like it's like it's like 1904 01:19:04.710 --> 01:19:07.329 a pretty impressive feat for someone that you really like 1905 01:19:07.369 --> 01:19:10.750 as an actor to like be like oh his. 1906 01:19:10.609 --> 01:19:13.449 Wtf was really good yeah and also did y'all see 1907 01:19:13.470 --> 01:19:15.510 the viral video of him reading the sorority. 1908 01:19:15.140 --> 01:19:17.359 Yes oh that's so good yes so good. 1909 01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:19.680 Well every time i see him which makes me think 1910 01:19:19.739 --> 01:19:22.239 i really want him on our show he's just so 1911 01:19:22.739 --> 01:19:25.220 weird and awkward and like every time he's on a 1912 01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:27.720 normal talk show and most people just kind of know 1913 01:19:27.739 --> 01:19:29.659 how they go and they fall into their thing but 1914 01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:34.319 He still just seems kind of generally weird and awkward. 1915 01:19:34.460 --> 01:19:38.439 That's his normal personality. He just can't hide it. But 1916 01:19:38.479 --> 01:19:43.909 he's got a real weird sense of humor to him too. 1917 01:19:44.050 --> 01:19:45.310 He seems kind of awesome. 1918 01:19:45.449 --> 01:19:48.010 He kind of seems like the person that would tell 1919 01:19:48.069 --> 01:19:53.350 a really awkward joke and then just roll with it 1920 01:19:53.369 --> 01:19:55.100 and you wouldn't know if he was joking or not 1921 01:19:55.109 --> 01:19:57.239 and it would just be the most uncomfortable thing. He 1922 01:19:58.479 --> 01:19:58.960 seems like that. 1923 01:19:59.789 --> 01:20:03.729 Yeah, it is on our Shape of Water comment there. 1924 01:20:03.750 --> 01:20:07.149 It is weird that even this person who voted said, 1925 01:20:07.680 --> 01:20:10.239 costume makeup goes to Shape of Water for the creature 1926 01:20:10.279 --> 01:20:13.380 hands down. It got all these Oscar nominations, but none 1927 01:20:13.460 --> 01:20:16.979 for costume and makeup? That is kind of weird. For 1928 01:20:17.020 --> 01:20:19.390 that kind of movie, it's weird that it got all 1929 01:20:19.430 --> 01:20:22.810 the

other fancy high-end awards that it did. but not 1930 01:20:22.850 --> 01:20:24.289 for the one that you would assume it would be. 1931 01:20:24.289 --> 01:20:27.149 Right, because, like, costume and the makeup, like, the costumes 1932 01:20:27.170 --> 01:20:29.899 were so symbolic. Like, the movie wouldn't have had the 1933 01:20:29.909 --> 01:20:32.420 effect it had without, like, the costume was such an 1934 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:35.279 important place on, like, the colors of her dress and, 1935 01:20:36.140 --> 01:20:37.260 you know, so it's really weird. 1936 01:20:38.880 --> 01:20:42.140 But not the winner. And I will say this is 1937 01:20:42.260 --> 01:20:45.680 the winner by the biggest margin in this entire thing. 1938 01:20:47.159 --> 01:20:50.079 Almost half of the voters voted specifically for this one movie. 1939 01:20:51.329 --> 01:20:55.489 And the winner is Blade Runner 2049. I can't argue. 1940 01:20:55.649 --> 01:20:59.710 It looks pretty damned impressive. It's, again... What? 1941 01:20:59.789 --> 01:21:03.060 Is that... Is that Debbie? What the fuck is Debbie 1942 01:21:03.079 --> 01:21:03.739 doing on this? 1943 01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:06.680 Oh, it's the Roseanne trailer for those folks listening. 1944 01:21:06.720 --> 01:21:07.000 Sorry. 1945 01:21:08.279 --> 01:21:10.340 What the fuck is Debbie doing on Roseanne? Is she 1946 01:21:10.359 --> 01:21:15.039 the daughter? She's from Shameless. She's the worst character on Shameless. 1947 01:21:15.399 --> 01:21:17.250 I think she's Darlene's daughter. 1948 01:21:17.270 --> 01:21:20.229 That actually makes a lot of sense. Because she literally 1949 01:21:20.250 --> 01:21:24.020 looks just like Darlene, but she's literally the worst ever. 1950 01:21:24.039 --> 01:21:26.579 It's too bad Mark just couldn't join the cast. 1951 01:21:26.600 --> 01:21:26.760 Right. 1952 01:21:26.880 --> 01:21:27.520 He's too busy. 1953 01:21:27.859 --> 01:21:28.239 Being dead. 1954 01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:30.140 He's too dead. Oh, he died? 1955 01:21:30.340 --> 01:21:30.760 Oh, yeah. 1956 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:32.100 In real life? 1957 01:21:32.340 --> 01:21:32.680 Yeah. 1958 01:21:33.560 --> 01:21:33.699 Oh. 1959 01:21:34.439 --> 01:21:37.579 There's a reason. He didn't go on to do extra 1960 01:21:37.659 --> 01:21:38.720 seasons of Angel. 1961 01:21:38.739 --> 01:21:41.090 Because he was busy being dead. 1962 01:21:41.130 --> 01:21:43.470 David's still alive. He's just like a big shot now. 1963 01:21:43.649 --> 01:21:46.050 Oh, yeah. He doesn't need that shit. He makes more 1964 01:21:46.090 --> 01:21:47.369 money than everybody on Roseanne. 1965 01:21:47.390 --> 01:21:47.649 Right. 1966 01:21:48.270 --> 01:21:51.390 Minus Dan. but he probably makes more than Roseanne does 1967 01:21:51.430 --> 01:21:55.010 these days on her walnuts or whatever the hell she does. 1968 01:21:55.310 --> 01:21:56.250 I think it's macadamia. 1969 01:21:56.489 --> 01:22:02.600 Whatever. In particular, we had one comment that I can't 1970 01:22:02.640 --> 01:22:06.399 argue with. Standing on the shoulders of giants, but Blade 1971 01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:08.899 Runner 2049 got it right. Ghost in the Shell got 1972 01:22:08.939 --> 01:22:12.369 it all wrong. It's a little harsh on Ghost in 1973 01:22:12.390 --> 01:22:16.310 the Shell's visuals, at least. It looked fine, but yeah. 1974 01:22:16.689 --> 01:22:19.579 I like the... Standing on the shoulders of giants. I mean, 1975 01:22:19.619 --> 01:22:22.539 Blade Runner is kind of half the reason most sci-fi 1976 01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:23.840 movies are what they are now. 1977 01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:27.159 Is this a supporting actress or actor that we got 1978 01:22:27.180 --> 01:22:27.539 up here? 1979 01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:29.619 Is Anne Jack yet for a supporting actress role? 1980 01:22:29.680 --> 01:22:30.720 She is, actually. 1981 01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:31.260 That's awesome. 1982 01:22:32.470 --> 01:22:32.739 I don't know. 1983 01:22:32.819 --> 01:22:34.789 I'm kind of torn. I really love Octavia Spencer. 1984 01:22:35.210 --> 01:22:37.109 I feel like she doesn't have that much to do 1985 01:22:37.170 --> 01:22:40.529 in this movie, though. She's good, though. I think she's good, 1986 01:22:40.590 --> 01:22:44.529 but I'm like, for five nominations for them to give 1987 01:22:44.569 --> 01:22:47.800 her one, I'm like, I don't know. She's good at 1988 01:22:47.859 --> 01:22:50.479 what little screen time she has, but like. 1989 01:22:50.510 --> 01:22:53.210 I don't think her screen time was insignificant. I feel 1990 01:22:53.229 --> 01:22:55.149 like she had a good portion of it, you know? 1991 01:22:56.590 --> 01:22:59.729 We'll see. Yeah. I was like, I don't know how 1992 01:22:59.760 --> 01:23:00.359 you beat that. 1993 01:23:00.380 --> 01:23:01.739 Yeah, that was amazing. 1994 01:23:01.760 --> 01:23:04.000 She is vicious in the movie. 1995 01:23:04.720 --> 01:23:07.500 She's good at vicious characters. I mean. 1996 01:23:07.920 --> 01:23:11.039 She's good at everything. Even the mom version of her 1997 01:23:11.220 --> 01:23:15.359 is the sitcom lovable version, but she's still kind of horrible. 1998 01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:18.489 It's such a weird world now to think 20 years ago, 1999 01:23:18.829 --> 01:23:23.229 you would not be on a sitcom while winning an Oscar. 2000 01:23:23.569 --> 01:23:25.250 It's such a strange. 2001 01:23:25.789 --> 01:23:28.220 It's crossed over to the point where you can have 2002 01:23:28.279 --> 01:23:32.119 a top 10 album on the internet charts now and 2003 01:23:32.279 --> 01:23:35.500 be making... a TV series and be like, like the 2004 01:23:35.539 --> 01:23:37.380 fact that you can cross over as much as you 2005 01:23:37.420 --> 01:23:39.590 can now is insanity. 2006 01:23:39.670 --> 01:23:41.270 Well, like I feel like the Oscars used to be 2007 01:23:41.310 --> 01:23:46.770 really like hottie and like, you can't like, if you were, 2008 01:23:46.930 -->

01:23:50.229 if you were on a television show, like you're beneath 2009 01:23:50.340 --> 01:23:53.640 the Oscars, like they would never even consider you. But 2010 01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:57.100 now it's like, you can have a fucking, and like, 2011 01:23:57.260 --> 01:23:58.960 I don't, I don't watch that show. It's like one 2012 01:23:58.979 --> 01:24:02.229 of those, like, laugh track kind of shows that I 2013 01:24:02.260 --> 01:24:03.079 can't stand. 2014 01:24:03.319 --> 01:24:07.000 It's better than most, but it's still standard. 2015 01:24:07.260 --> 01:24:09.979 It's a sitcom, not like Breaking Bad or something like 2016 01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:11.720 if it were a movie, it would be winning awards 2017 01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:15.470 left and right, like Oscars. It's just a sitcom, you know? 2018 01:24:15.529 --> 01:24:17.829 So like, it's really weird that a person on a 2019 01:24:18.229 --> 01:24:20.609 regular ass sitcom is winning. 2020 01:24:20.630 --> 01:24:21.310 Yeah. 2021 01:24:22.449 --> 01:24:25.310 Simultaneously not that she hasn't been around for years and 2022 01:24:25.329 --> 01:24:27.850 hasn't been great in lots of other stuff but i 2023 01:24:27.869 --> 01:24:30.350 feel like it's that silly sitcom that got her this 2024 01:24:30.409 --> 01:24:33.319 role it's that sitcom that put her back in the 2025 01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:36.260 spotlight big enough to get kind of launched and it 2026 01:24:36.300 --> 01:24:38.159 helps that she really kind of looks like that crazy 2027 01:24:38.199 --> 01:24:40.140 old lady yeah but like. 2028 01:24:40.100 --> 01:24:43.840 The cast was straight up perfect it's yeah it's shocking 2029 01:24:43.979 --> 01:24:45.560 i was a kid when this happened but i was 2030 01:24:45.600 --> 01:24:46.039 old enough to. 2031 01:24:46.020 --> 01:24:49.010 Be aware of it um And they all look just like... Right, 2032 01:24:49.050 --> 01:24:49.649 I can. 2033 01:24:49.510 --> 01:24:51.590 Remember what everybody looked like, but they showed the stuff at. 2034 01:24:51.550 --> 01:24:54.970 The end, and yeah, it's... I remember my family being like, eh, 2035 01:24:54.989 --> 01:24:58.720 that Nancy Kerrigan bitch probably deserved it. I'm just like, okay, 2036 01:24:58.739 --> 01:24:59.800 I don't know, whatever. 2037 01:25:01.100 --> 01:25:03.300 Tanya was also living next door to a different trailer, 2038 01:25:03.359 --> 01:25:04.340 but that's... Right. 2039 01:25:04.380 --> 01:25:06.239 What are you trying to say about my family, Brian? 2040 01:25:06.699 --> 01:25:08.260 They're really good ice skaters. 2041 01:25:09.819 --> 01:25:11.920 So what's this Walmart box stuff? Long line of. 2042 01:25:13.779 --> 01:25:16.500 This box from Walmart, is that like a button in 2043 01:25:16.539 --> 01:25:17.960 there where you can hit it? 2044 01:25:17.979 --> 01:25:20.659 I think so. Yeah, somebody dies. But you get to pick, 2045 01:25:20.819 --> 01:25:22.819 you know. Do you want a million dollars or do 2046 01:25:22.840 --> 01:25:26.000 you want somebody to die? Which is it? 2047 01:25:26.180 --> 01:25:30.260 I would like both. Is it one or the other? 2048 01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:33.739 That's usually how it goes, yeah. You hit the button, 2049 01:25:34.180 --> 01:25:34.899 you've made your choice. 2050 01:25:34.939 --> 01:25:35.979 Is that where the millionaire comes in? 2051 01:25:35.979 --> 01:25:36.859 But you get the million. 2052 01:25:37.180 --> 01:25:37.880 You get the million. 2053 01:25:38.720 --> 01:25:39.239 And someone dies. 2054 01:25:39.260 --> 01:25:40.779 And someone dies. But you don't get to pick. 2055 01:25:41.079 --> 01:25:42.560 But you were saying it like it's an either-or. 2056 01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:47.899 You say that, but that's how this scenario works. 2057 01:25:47.939 --> 01:25:50.060 Which, talk about movies with shitty endings. 2058 01:25:50.819 --> 01:25:54.960 Well, that just changed its own movie about a third 2059 01:25:55.000 --> 01:25:56.819 of the way. It wasn't even like halfway. What are 2060 01:25:56.840 --> 01:26:00.439 we talking about? The box. It's like it takes the 2061 01:26:00.619 --> 01:26:03.779 general idea that they stole from something else and makes 2062 01:26:03.819 --> 01:26:06.039 it the first half hour and then goes, all right, well, 2063 01:26:06.060 --> 01:26:08.399 we got to make this a feature length. So, I 2064 01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:11.520 don't know, make up another hour of stuff. And it just... 2065 01:26:12.340 --> 01:26:14.180 goes off in its own weird ass. 2066 01:26:14.220 --> 01:26:16.920 Make it as dumb as you possibly can. 2067 01:26:16.939 --> 01:26:18.600 What could have saved that movie is if in the 2068 01:26:18.649 --> 01:26:21.170 beginning the box was delivered to Brad Pitt first. 2069 01:26:22.770 --> 01:26:24.590 I don't know anything about this movie. I've never heard 2070 01:26:24.630 --> 01:26:24.829 of it. 2071 01:26:24.930 --> 01:26:29.229 It's an old Richard Matheson story. I think... It was 2072 01:26:29.289 --> 01:26:29.930 a Twilight Zone episode. 2073 01:26:29.949 --> 01:26:32.890 It's kind of Twilight Zone-y in its premise. I don't 2074 01:26:32.909 --> 01:26:33.310 think it was. 2075 01:26:33.369 --> 01:26:35.649 I was thinking it was an episode that they adapted 2076 01:26:35.670 --> 01:26:36.229 into the movie. 2077 01:26:36.260 --> 01:26:38.220 It might have probably. It was one of the... I 2078 01:26:38.229 --> 01:26:38.770 can't remember. 2079 01:26:38.810 --> 01:26:40.199 It was a short story, and I think the short 2080 01:26:40.220 --> 01:26:43.100 story was adapted to Twilight Zone, and I think that was... Yeah, 2081 01:26:43.119 --> 01:26:43.899 the Twilight Zone episode. 2082 01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:47.779 But again, Twilight Zone is half an hour with commercials, 2083 01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:51.880 so when they hit that point, it just stops being 2084 01:26:51.920 --> 01:26:55.840 that movie and becomes an entirely different crazy movie. 2085

01:26:56.000 --> 01:26:58.109 I hate to keep bringing up memes, but... I saw 2086 01:26:58.130 --> 01:27:01.149 one with Rod Serling the other day that said, imagine 2087 01:27:01.189 --> 01:27:02.409 a mirror that was black. 2088 01:27:05.079 --> 01:27:07.100 They need to just write him a check every day. 2089 01:27:07.479 --> 01:27:09.680 His family needs to be getting kickbacks for that show. 2090 01:27:09.720 --> 01:27:10.340 Does he have family? 2091 01:27:11.279 --> 01:27:11.699 Probably. 2092 01:27:11.720 --> 01:27:15.859 I think he had a kid, yeah. All right, so 2093 01:27:16.329 --> 01:27:19.609 next up is the most obnoxious use of CGI in 2094 01:27:19.630 --> 01:27:22.350 a 2017 movie. See, everybody expected this one, but I 2095 01:27:22.670 --> 01:27:25.310 wanted to put a good one in with the good visuals, 2096 01:27:25.369 --> 01:27:29.340 but this is what everybody comes back to. So, first 2097 01:27:29.420 --> 01:27:29.800 up is. 2098 01:27:29.819 --> 01:27:30.779 Hey, BB-8. 2099 01:27:31.439 --> 01:27:32.020 There we go. 2100 01:27:32.060 --> 01:27:32.260 See? 2101 01:27:32.439 --> 01:27:35.079 He's a real thing. Look at him. He's not CG. 2102 01:27:35.119 --> 01:27:35.619 He touched him. 2103 01:27:36.939 --> 01:27:41.250 That is really cool how he moves. I can't remember. Magnets? 2104 01:27:42.109 --> 01:27:42.729 There's someone in there. 2105 01:27:42.750 --> 01:27:44.750 Magic? Kenny Baker? 2106 01:27:44.770 --> 01:27:46.170 I don't know. 2107 01:27:46.390 --> 01:27:47.069 Alright, anyway. 2108 01:27:47.649 --> 01:27:49.270 Hey, do not speak ill of the late Kenny Baker. 2109 01:27:49.289 --> 01:27:51.109 He's being controlled by a disembodied head. 2110 01:27:51.130 --> 01:27:56.420 Rest in peace, Kenny Baker. Kenny Baker's spirit was transferred 2111 01:27:56.560 --> 01:27:57.359 into BB-8. 2112 01:27:58.340 --> 01:27:59.100 Oh, that's okay. 2113 01:27:59.159 --> 01:28:02.399 Oh, yeah. I kind of like that, actually. That's a good... Actually, 2114 01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:04.569 that's probably like hell for you. It's like, damn it. 2115 01:28:04.890 --> 01:28:07.949 I've spent my entire life inside one of these damn 2116 01:28:07.989 --> 01:28:10.510 tin cans. For the love of God, let me rest 2117 01:28:10.569 --> 01:28:13.109 in peace. Don't you put my soul in this thing. 2118 01:28:14.710 --> 01:28:16.710 So we're working on a new movie where we transfer 2119 01:28:16.750 --> 01:28:19.489 the soul of people into a robot. Let's do that 2120 01:28:19.550 --> 01:28:20.569 after Dinosaur Mummy. 2121 01:28:20.590 --> 01:28:21.680 Dinosaur Mummy comes first. 2122 01:28:21.720 --> 01:28:22.609 Gotta get that first. 2123 01:28:22.960 --> 01:28:25.100 And then... We'll transfer. 2124 01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:27.460 Transferring souls into robots. 2125 01:28:27.479 --> 01:28:27.640 Okay. 2126 01:28:27.659 --> 01:28:27.760 Okay. 2127 01:28:28.369 --> 01:28:31.250 We got work to do. All right. The most obnoxious 2128 01:28:31.329 --> 01:28:35.060 use of CGI in a 2017 film. First up, and 2129 01:28:35.079 --> 01:28:37.199 I think this is funny because one of the nominations 2130 01:28:37.270 --> 01:28:38.829 came from the same person who put it on the 2131 01:28:38.890 --> 01:28:44.569 impressive side. Valerian. I'm like, yeah, I liked it all right, 2132 01:28:44.850 --> 01:28:47.090 but I could see both of those. I can see 2133 01:28:47.109 --> 01:28:50.930 it on the other side too. Next up, the young, 2134 01:28:51.310 --> 01:28:55.609 I'm using quotes, young Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean, 2135 01:28:55.899 --> 01:28:59.829 Dead Men Tell No Tales. Dead men also continue to 2136 01:28:59.850 --> 01:29:01.649 get older and older, so they have to CG your 2137 01:29:02.050 --> 01:29:04.670 face for flashbacks, and you look creepy. 2138 01:29:05.750 --> 01:29:07.029 Johnny Depp does look creepy. 2139 01:29:07.100 --> 01:29:10.000 He looks creepy anyway, and kind of is creepy. 2140 01:29:10.159 --> 01:29:11.319 His face turned to putty. 2141 01:29:12.039 --> 01:29:13.199 Once Burroughs' favorite son. 2142 01:29:14.279 --> 01:29:15.199 He doesn't think so, though. 2143 01:29:16.220 --> 01:29:17.859 Doesn't he have family that still lives there? 2144 01:29:18.039 --> 01:29:18.960 Nah, mom died. 2145 01:29:19.479 --> 01:29:20.020 His mom died? 2146 01:29:20.579 --> 01:29:23.670 I think there's some distant family, because I remember there 2147 01:29:23.689 --> 01:29:25.010 was something in the paper once. 2148 01:29:27.170 --> 01:29:29.229 It was just about celebrities from around the area and 2149 01:29:29.270 --> 01:29:31.489 they said he had came back when his grandmother passed 2150 01:29:31.550 --> 01:29:33.949 away or something. So I think some distant family is 2151 01:29:33.970 --> 01:29:35.409 still around there. 2152 01:29:35.430 --> 01:29:38.489 Speaking about everything you can do sitcoms, movies, and you 2153 01:29:38.510 --> 01:29:40.829 can even be a basketball player and. 2154 01:29:40.869 --> 01:29:44.850 Win an Oscar. There's just no more boundaries. 2155 01:29:45.090 --> 01:29:48.310 It was an animated short film something about deer basketball 2156 01:29:48.369 --> 01:29:50.289 or something like that. 2157 01:29:51.470 --> 01:29:53.970 I mean, I'm just a regular ass person. When do 2158 01:29:54.010 --> 01:29:54.909 I get to win my Oscar? 2159 01:29:56.829 --> 01:29:59.569 Submit for next year I can get you a foiler 2160 01:29:59.609 --> 01:30:02.149 if that's what you're looking for I can hook you 2161 01:30:02.289 --> 01:30:07.199 up got the inside track just saying I have a 2162 01:30:08.920 --> 01:30:12.899 whole fleet of them at home they're hard to come 2163 01:30:12.939 --> 01:30:19.619 by just saying alright so this one I think on 2164 01:30:19.720 --> 01:30:24.579 the episode I made this kind of similar comment Wonder 2165 01:30:24.600 --> 01:30:29.819 Woman And specifically, their giant CG muscle body, tiny little 2166 01:30:30.039 -->

01:30:34.689 David Thewlis head. That was my main problem. I love 2167 01:30:34.729 --> 01:30:37.649 Wonder Woman, don't get me wrong. She in particular is badass. 2168 01:30:37.810 --> 01:30:40.989 Most of the story, the directing, but the CG villain, 2169 01:30:41.189 --> 01:30:44.090 as I bitch about on many superhero movies, the bullshit 2170 01:30:44.109 --> 01:30:46.970 CG villain wrap up is a nightmare in that one. 2171 01:30:47.149 --> 01:30:51.630 And that stupid CG character at the end, poor David 2172 01:30:51.729 --> 01:30:53.670 Thewlis being thrown in the middle of it, but. 2173 01:30:54.609 --> 01:30:56.310 Yeah, it looks terrible. But at least we only had 2174 01:30:56.329 --> 01:30:57.810 to put up with it for the last half hour. 2175 01:30:57.829 --> 01:30:59.890 It wasn't like Steppenwolf. 2176 01:31:00.229 --> 01:31:01.630 Which was the whole damn movie. 2177 01:31:01.649 --> 01:31:02.800 We had to look at every 15 minutes. 2178 01:31:02.880 --> 01:31:04.659 Yeah, it's a nightmare. 2179 01:31:05.460 --> 01:31:07.079 Should have had the band Steppenwolf. 2180 01:31:09.380 --> 01:31:14.220 Next up, Star Wars, The Last Jedi. Specifically for the 2181 01:31:14.279 --> 01:31:17.560 space horses is what one person. And actually they named them. 2182 01:31:18.100 --> 01:31:21.550 It's sad. I'm a geek. But they put them by 2183 01:31:21.619 --> 01:31:24.130 name and I went, what the fuck? Oh, wait. I 2184 01:31:24.149 --> 01:31:30.739 looked it up. They were right. That is their name. What? Fathers? F-A-T-H-I-E-R-S. 2185 01:31:30.800 --> 01:31:32.140 That sounds like the name of a religious cult. 2186 01:31:32.800 --> 01:31:38.369 Join the club. Be a space horse. Another person wrote 2187 01:31:38.390 --> 01:31:43.520 in specifically, that casino garbage... it's like all right well 2188 01:31:44.020 --> 01:31:45.319 yeah we all kind of. 2189 01:31:45.300 --> 01:31:48.319 Yeah they always have to throw that in every fucking 2190 01:31:48.380 --> 01:31:50.979 star wars movie it's just like that stupid. 2191 01:31:50.640 --> 01:31:53.560 The bar race well the pod race in the first 2192 01:31:53.640 --> 01:31:55.720 one the bar in the second one with the death 2193 01:31:55.739 --> 01:31:59.000 stick dealers and they just i don't know they're busy 2194 01:31:59.060 --> 01:32:02.500 trying to create that universe that they got so much 2195 01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:06.239 like recognition for in the first three But now they're 2196 01:32:06.399 --> 01:32:07.840 going out of their way to do it and it 2197 01:32:07.880 --> 01:32:09.770 seems massively unnatural. 2198 01:32:09.930 --> 01:32:13.149 Yeah, because in... You know, in A New Hope, that 2199 01:32:13.239 --> 01:32:16.170 bar was interesting and it was its own world. 2200 01:32:16.189 --> 01:32:19.470 And downplayed. Yeah, downplayed. 2201 01:32:19.529 --> 01:32:22.470 But the casino in Last Jedi could have been like 2202 01:32:22.510 --> 01:32:24.550 a casino on Earth with the exception of the way 2203 01:32:24.569 --> 01:32:25.390 some of the people look. 2204 01:32:25.409 --> 01:32:26.609 Yeah, it's not really. 2205 01:32:26.630 --> 01:32:28.630 Go to Vegas. I don't go to Star Wars. Go 2206 01:32:28.649 --> 01:32:29.189 to Vegas. 2207 01:32:29.590 --> 01:32:30.569 It's not much different. 2208 01:32:30.649 --> 01:32:32.909 I don't watch Star Wars because I want to see reality. 2209 01:32:33.010 --> 01:32:37.789 Even the crazy aliens go to Vegas. But no, none 2210 01:32:37.829 --> 01:32:41.449 of those came close to... And no surprise, we brought 2211 01:32:41.489 --> 01:32:45.310 it up earlier. And the winner is Justice League. Yes. 2212 01:32:45.770 --> 01:32:49.260 There was more than one mention of the missing mustache. 2213 01:32:50.439 --> 01:32:54.479 But that aside, this was my favorite comment outside of that. 2214 01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:58.779 It says, all the unnecessary CGI in Justice League. I 2215 01:32:58.819 --> 01:33:01.220 know everyone is going to say the mustache or Steppenwolf, 2216 01:33:01.619 --> 01:33:04.159 but that is actually kind of less distracting to me 2217 01:33:04.220 --> 01:33:07.500 than the titanic level of CGI of Alfred on the 2218 01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:09.779 Lake when the heroes are getting on the helicopter. 2219 01:33:09.819 --> 01:33:10.119 Yeah. 2220 01:33:10.239 --> 01:33:10.979 That was pretty bad. 2221 01:33:11.359 --> 01:33:14.489 I don't remember that one. Now, damn it, I'm going 2222 01:33:14.569 --> 01:33:16.010 to have to rent it when it comes out just 2223 01:33:16.029 --> 01:33:19.430 to watch how bad that CG is now. I think 2224 01:33:19.470 --> 01:33:21.329 that's the kid that was in it. Did Coco win? 2225 01:33:21.810 --> 01:33:22.829 I think so, yeah. 2226 01:33:22.850 --> 01:33:23.029 Yes. 2227 01:33:23.800 --> 01:33:25.760 I never watched it, but it looked really pretty. 2228 01:33:26.359 --> 01:33:29.359 I was surprised how good it was. I'm glad I 2229 01:33:29.380 --> 01:33:32.340 went to see it because it, again, I assumed just 2230 01:33:32.460 --> 01:33:34.800 because of the topic I was going to be suckered 2231 01:33:34.859 --> 01:33:38.420 in because skeletons and weird day of the dead Mexican, 2232 01:33:38.600 --> 01:33:40.939 all of it. I'm always kind of interested in that, 2233 01:33:41.090 --> 01:33:45.210 but it also had this weird story that several times, 2234 01:33:45.250 --> 01:33:48.109 like for a kids movie, I'm like, okay, I didn't 2235 01:33:48.130 --> 01:33:50.829 see that coming. It takes a weird turn and at 2236 01:33:50.909 --> 01:33:54.829 one point a really dark turn and then I'm like, okay, 2237 01:33:54.909 --> 01:33:57.630 like granted it's Disney more or less, so they can 2238 01:33:57.649 --> 01:33:58.989 go as dark as they want to, but. 2239 01:33:59.130 --> 01:34:01.369 There was a movie just like that. I don't know 2240 01:34:01.449 --> 01:34:02.529 just like it, but like. 2241 01:34:02.829 --> 01:34:04.609 Just the year

before. Well, again, it's what all those 2242 01:34:04.689 --> 01:34:04.949 animators do. 2243 01:34:04.970 --> 01:34:05.460 A few years ago. 2244 01:34:05.520 --> 01:34:06.260 They all do. 2245 01:34:06.270 --> 01:34:10.979 Yeah, like, what is it? The Shrek Studios always does. 2246 01:34:11.260 --> 01:34:15.180 Yeah, Filmation does one, and then for a while, Pixar 2247 01:34:15.220 --> 01:34:16.760 was trying to do the same thing, and then they 2248 01:34:16.779 --> 01:34:19.000 all got bought out by the same company. But now, yeah, 2249 01:34:19.020 --> 01:34:22.409 DreamWorks will do a knockoff version, and then There's a 2250 01:34:22.470 --> 01:34:25.289 third one now that does it. So everybody competes to 2251 01:34:25.310 --> 01:34:26.189 do more or less the same. 2252 01:34:26.449 --> 01:34:28.180 Well, yeah, like A Bug's Life and Ant. 2253 01:34:28.340 --> 01:34:28.619 Yeah. 2254 01:34:28.819 --> 01:34:30.119 It all came out at the same time. 2255 01:34:30.159 --> 01:34:31.939 Yeah. I mean, they used to do that on purpose. 2256 01:34:31.979 --> 01:34:33.800 And now I feel like they don't. Well, like some 2257 01:34:33.859 --> 01:34:35.439 of the DreamWorks stuff got as big. 2258 01:34:35.460 --> 01:34:38.659 I think a lot of them start at the same time. 2259 01:34:39.149 --> 01:34:42.210 But then that's the thing. That other one probably started 2260 01:34:42.250 --> 01:34:45.289 at the same time. But Pixar took a hell of 2261 01:34:45.329 --> 01:34:48.350 a lot more time doing theirs probably than the other 2262 01:34:48.409 --> 01:34:51.619 knockoff companies. So. That's why this one looks so damn good. 2263 01:34:51.659 --> 01:34:52.199 And it does. 2264 01:34:52.739 --> 01:34:55.859 I love children's movies that are super bright and colorful 2265 01:34:55.930 --> 01:34:58.609 and just like, like a magical world. Like that movie. 2266 01:34:58.630 --> 01:35:00.670 You didn't get to go see Mary and the witch's 2267 01:35:00.689 --> 01:35:04.050 flower was like, like it was all in Japanese and 2268 01:35:04.090 --> 01:35:06.229 Lydia could not understand a word of it. And we 2269 01:35:06.250 --> 01:35:08.189 were like, oh shit. And we're like, do you, do 2270 01:35:08.210 --> 01:35:10.050 you still want to stay? And she was like, yeah, fine. 2271 01:35:10.090 --> 01:35:14.359 And she like stayed and watched the whole movie. So 2272 01:35:15.020 --> 01:35:16.619 you can kind of understand what was going on just 2273 01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:18.810 because it was like so colorful. And so like, um, 2274 01:35:19.590 --> 01:35:21.770 acted out. So, yeah. 2275 01:35:21.789 --> 01:35:24.439 It's crazy to me that Sufjan Stevens is on the Oscars. 2276 01:35:24.489 --> 01:35:26.560 I've been following him, well, I kind of lost touch 2277 01:35:26.579 --> 01:35:28.340 with him, but he was like in Danielson Family and 2278 01:35:28.399 --> 01:35:31.119 all these like weird bands and things on the stage 2279 01:35:31.659 --> 01:35:34.260 at the Academy Awards. Good job, Sufjan. 2280 01:35:36.140 --> 01:35:38.359 He may have gotten referenced on their last episode. 2281 01:35:39.949 --> 01:35:40.210 All right. 2282 01:35:40.289 --> 01:35:41.810 So, this is the one I'm going to throw out 2283 01:35:41.909 --> 01:35:45.229 as a, do we need to, actually, I readjusted the 2284 01:35:45.289 --> 01:35:48.310 wording this year and we got totally different answers because 2285 01:35:48.350 --> 01:35:50.699 of it. So now I'm like, is there an offshoot 2286 01:35:50.819 --> 01:35:54.680 category that we need? It used to just be, because 2287 01:35:54.739 --> 01:35:57.720 it stemmed from early days when we had a person 2288 01:35:57.739 --> 01:35:59.340 that used to be on the show that would use 2289 01:35:59.380 --> 01:36:03.439 phrases like, he kills good. So I came up with 2290 01:36:03.560 --> 01:36:08.489 best death in a movie. Or best kill. So then 2291 01:36:08.550 --> 01:36:10.840 I changed it this year and added death to it. 2292 01:36:10.850 --> 01:36:13.930 So it was kill slash death, whatever. But now I 2293 01:36:13.970 --> 01:36:16.270 feel like people started taking it a totally different way. 2294 01:36:16.289 --> 01:36:19.789 Because before it used to be like, whatever cool jason 2295 01:36:19.810 --> 01:36:21.649 kill you liked in your horror movie like that was 2296 01:36:21.670 --> 01:36:24.539 the best kill but then when i added death in 2297 01:36:24.600 --> 01:36:27.039 now it became people voting for almost like the most 2298 01:36:27.279 --> 01:36:31.039 noble character death or like heroic death to go out 2299 01:36:31.260 --> 01:36:32.970 on for a character i don't know i think they 2300 01:36:32.979 --> 01:36:35.449 took it a totally different way so i don't know 2301 01:36:35.489 --> 01:36:37.470 you guys tell me if you want to readjust this 2302 01:36:37.550 --> 01:36:39.229 category and which way you want to go with it 2303 01:36:40.149 --> 01:36:43.930 i like he kills good but whatever So and on 2304 01:36:43.970 --> 01:36:47.010 that spoiler alert, because it's hard to tell any of 2305 01:36:47.050 --> 01:36:49.369 these without spoiling the hell out of whatever is about 2306 01:36:49.390 --> 01:36:52.680 to happen here. So just fair warning. I'm telling you 2307 01:36:52.699 --> 01:36:56.220 right now. So first up is and I did just 2308 01:36:56.260 --> 01:37:00.539 watch this. It's entertaining. Happy Death Day. Their comment is 2309 01:37:00.579 --> 01:37:03.590 there were multiple kills and they were all just outright fun. 2310 01:37:03.609 --> 01:37:06.869 I have to agree with that. It's not a great movie, 2311 01:37:06.970 --> 01:37:10.289 but it's entertaining. If you like time loop movies, it's fun. 2312 01:37:11.189 --> 01:37:11.890 So many of those. 2313 01:37:12.090 --> 01:37:14.869 There's a lot of those. What's funny is on the, 2314 01:37:15.090 --> 01:37:18.670 if you rent Happy Death Day, on the trailers at 2315 01:37:18.689 --> 01:37:20.789 the

beginning is the other one that just came in 2316 01:37:20.869 --> 01:37:22.029 with Lea Thompson Jr. 2317 01:37:22.060 --> 01:37:22.210 In it. 2318 01:37:22.640 --> 01:37:25.640 Whatever the real movie name is, I don't remember. But that's, 2319 01:37:25.859 --> 01:37:28.060 I mean, there was another time loop movie about a 2320 01:37:28.060 --> 01:37:30.880 teenage girl at the front of the movie that you 2321 01:37:30.920 --> 01:37:34.420 just rented. It's a time loop movie about a teenage-ish girl. 2322 01:37:34.460 --> 01:37:37.859 That's weird. Anyway. Yeah, next up, this is the one 2323 01:37:37.899 --> 01:37:41.199 I thought was going to be the answer for this 2324 01:37:41.239 --> 01:37:43.930 category for the year. It's what everybody was talking about. 2325 01:37:44.750 --> 01:37:46.829 It was kind of a frontrunner at the beginning and 2326 01:37:46.890 --> 01:37:50.510 then totally died. So we still got votes for Snoke 2327 01:37:51.010 --> 01:37:55.069 in The Last Jedi. That's the one everybody was talking about. 2328 01:37:56.029 --> 01:37:56.590 Nope, nope. 2329 01:37:56.770 --> 01:38:02.130 After a while, nobody cared anymore. This one... Again, spoilers, 2330 01:38:02.210 --> 01:38:04.260 but I do like that the person who voted for 2331 01:38:04.270 --> 01:38:06.239 it worded it like it's in the middle of a 2332 01:38:06.399 --> 01:38:10.819 game of Clue. Chris, in the rec room with the 2333 01:38:10.939 --> 01:38:15.239 antlers in Get Out. I do want to create a 2334 01:38:15.840 --> 01:38:19.069 Get Out Clue board game. That would be awesome. There's 2335 01:38:19.109 --> 01:38:22.529 a special edition waiting to be made. Just saying. Milton Bradley, 2336 01:38:22.550 --> 01:38:26.430 get a hold of me. This one, once again, it's 2337 01:38:26.470 --> 01:38:28.810 hard for this not to get categorized in the best 2338 01:38:28.869 --> 01:38:33.449 kill option here. Every kill in John Wick 2, which 2339 01:38:34.029 --> 01:38:37.359 you can't count that high. They do more than one 2340 01:38:37.380 --> 01:38:39.640 person specifically mentioned the pencil kills. 2341 01:38:40.920 --> 01:38:41.380 Have you seen it? 2342 01:38:42.319 --> 01:38:45.840 Yeah. I mean, people love people dying with pencils. That's 2343 01:38:45.859 --> 01:38:48.100 all they really want in the world. So this one. 2344 01:38:50.289 --> 01:38:52.850 Again I think it's taking it the more serious route 2345 01:38:53.250 --> 01:38:55.710 pencil kills is the way this category used to go 2346 01:38:56.189 --> 01:39:00.840 this time and the winner is Logan in Logan it's 2347 01:39:01.489 --> 01:39:05.359 more of like a big heroic character arc kind of 2348 01:39:05.420 --> 01:39:09.520 a end than silly because I feel like a lot 2349 01:39:09.539 --> 01:39:11.460 of them we had votes for like Yondu and I'm 2350 01:39:11.479 --> 01:39:16.699 like that's definitely a big heroic send-off and Several people 2351 01:39:16.739 --> 01:39:19.800 mentioned Professor X as well. So I don't know. I 2352 01:39:19.840 --> 01:39:21.979 don't know which way to take it. So you guys 2353 01:39:22.000 --> 01:39:23.859 let me know how you want to do this for 2354 01:39:23.899 --> 01:39:29.250 future years. But Logan. All right. Best villain in a 2355 01:39:29.250 --> 01:39:33.609 2017 film. More than one person. This is why I 2356 01:39:33.649 --> 01:39:36.090 like this whole thing. I like hearing what you guys 2357 01:39:36.109 --> 01:39:39.329 come up with. More than one person voted for the 2358 01:39:39.409 --> 01:39:45.199 rich white people in Get Out. I like our listeners. 2359 01:39:46.449 --> 01:39:49.340 Here you go, Marlena. Michael Shannon in The Shape of Water. 2360 01:39:49.359 --> 01:39:50.960 I was going to say, it's probably a tie for 2361 01:39:50.979 --> 01:39:53.399 me between the rich white people and Michael Shannon. 2362 01:39:53.800 --> 01:39:55.279 This one- He was a rich white person. 2363 01:39:56.079 --> 01:39:59.640 Yeah, right. He was. This one caught me off guard, 2364 01:39:59.890 --> 01:40:02.909 and I give him credit for digging into a lesser 2365 01:40:03.010 --> 01:40:06.770 seen movie, and it's very fitting and weird for this person, 2366 01:40:06.989 --> 01:40:10.069 Jason Sudeikis in Colossal. Did you see Colossal? 2367 01:40:10.229 --> 01:40:10.529 I didn't. 2368 01:40:10.630 --> 01:40:14.449 I hear good things. He's a dick. Like, and that's, 2369 01:40:14.569 --> 01:40:16.609 I think why I guess it was the perfect casting 2370 01:40:16.649 --> 01:40:19.770 because he's her friend and he's supposed to be her friend. 2371 01:40:19.869 --> 01:40:23.470 And as the story goes on, like he just becomes 2372 01:40:23.550 --> 01:40:25.590 this really weird characters. 2373 01:40:25.890 --> 01:40:29.949 So I don't think I've seen that one. 2374 01:40:30.060 --> 01:40:34.100 Um, yeah, it's like a, almost like a modernized Godzilla idea, 2375 01:40:34.699 --> 01:40:38.779 but it only happens like it's Anne Hathaway and she like, 2376 01:40:39.430 --> 01:40:41.609 seems weird goes to that's the thing she goes to 2377 01:40:41.649 --> 01:40:45.579 this one weird spot and whatever she's doing in this 2378 01:40:45.619 --> 01:40:48.600 spot a creature appears on the other side of the 2379 01:40:48.760 --> 01:40:52.180 planet and is a giant version of her so whatever 2380 01:40:52.279 --> 01:40:55.550 she's doing in this spot in america on the other 2381 01:40:55.569 --> 01:40:57.930 side of the world she's knocking over buildings when she 2382 01:40:58.250 --> 01:41:00.909 flails her arm around and so she sees it on 2383 01:41:00.930 --> 01:41:03.699 the news is like what the hell like that it's 2384 01:41:03.739 --> 01:41:06.060 doing a real specific thing that I was doing last night. 2385 01:41:06.100 --> 01:41:08.439 How the hell did this happen? So it's a lot 2386 01:41:08.460 --> 01:41:11.399 of other weird, deep seated kind of dealing with like 2387 01:41:11.479 --> 01:41:14.600 personal

issues. When she left home as a kid, there's 2388 01:41:14.619 --> 01:41:16.319 a lot of people hanging at a bar. So there's 2389 01:41:16.340 --> 01:41:20.470 some underlying alcoholism going on. So there's other things, but 2390 01:41:20.529 --> 01:41:24.010 there's also scenes of giant monsters destroying cities. So, and 2391 01:41:24.050 --> 01:41:26.149 a robot. So that, that's the other one. 2392 01:41:26.430 --> 01:41:27.409 Everyone leaves the theater. 2393 01:41:27.689 --> 01:41:31.500 Yeah, pretty much. It's, it's a, Interesting story regardless, but 2394 01:41:31.520 --> 01:41:32.920 you have giant monsters and robots. 2395 01:41:32.939 --> 01:41:35.380 You got your Anne Hathaway for your intellectuals. 2396 01:41:35.460 --> 01:41:36.159 You got your. 2397 01:41:36.439 --> 01:41:40.500 Jason Sudeikis who loved comedy. Kid Lucky's not a comedian 2398 01:41:41.260 --> 01:41:44.420 in this movie. So yeah, I like that as an 2399 01:41:44.479 --> 01:41:52.750 interesting little turn in there. Sylvia Hooks in Blade Runner 2049. 2400 01:41:52.750 --> 01:41:56.109 She is kind of a badass. So again, it's hard 2401 01:41:56.149 --> 01:42:00.470 to bring in formidable characters in that series at this point. 2402 01:42:00.590 --> 01:42:06.229 So points to them for doing it. But the winner, again, 2403 01:42:06.270 --> 01:42:09.899 I feel like could have very easily been forgotten, especially 2404 01:42:09.920 --> 01:42:12.680 because the movie came much earlier in the year and 2405 01:42:12.699 --> 01:42:14.930 we've had so many movies with big villains in it. 2406 01:42:15.039 --> 01:42:18.060 I didn't expect this to win. And the winner is 2407 01:42:18.199 --> 01:42:21.810 Michael Keaton. as the vulture in Spider-Man Homecoming. 2408 01:42:21.909 --> 01:42:22.449 Yeah, yeah. 2409 01:42:22.529 --> 01:42:23.609 He is a terrific. 2410 01:42:23.630 --> 01:42:25.010 I guess that was just like. 2411 01:42:25.029 --> 01:42:28.310 Yeah, it seems like it was even earlier than it was, 2412 01:42:28.449 --> 01:42:32.250 but it's not really that long ago, but we've already 2413 01:42:32.289 --> 01:42:34.909 had so many since then that I feel like it 2414 01:42:34.930 --> 01:42:38.250 would have gotten totally passed by, but yeah, a lot 2415 01:42:38.289 --> 01:42:41.039 of people voted for him, so Michael Keaton. 2416 01:42:41.199 --> 01:42:43.420 Good for him, because that was a great performance. 2417 01:42:43.439 --> 01:42:48.239 He is a great... Again, barely a villain. He's almost just... 2418 01:42:48.720 --> 01:42:50.640 He becomes a villain by the end of it, but 2419 01:42:50.680 --> 01:42:52.960 in the middle, he's just a guy trying to get by, 2420 01:42:53.060 --> 01:42:56.619 and it becomes a little more of that weird clipping 2421 01:42:56.649 --> 01:43:01.210 slope there. I do like somebody's comment here was, Michael 2422 01:43:01.250 --> 01:43:03.810 Keaton as the Vulture in Spider-Man, because it was really 2423 01:43:03.850 --> 01:43:05.949 nice to see Michael Keaton in a superhero movie again. 2424 01:43:05.970 --> 01:43:10.550 I was like, well, Birdman. Technically, not really the one 2425 01:43:10.609 --> 01:43:13.229 most people are looking for, but technically, it was just 2426 01:43:13.340 --> 01:43:18.050 in Birdman. But yeah, it was weird. Not a whole 2427 01:43:18.069 --> 01:43:21.430 lot of Snoke here. Which again, like a year, like 2428 01:43:21.449 --> 01:43:24.310 that two-year build-up of all the crazy Snoke talk, you 2429 01:43:24.329 --> 01:43:26.760 would have thought that would have been what everybody was 2430 01:43:26.770 --> 01:43:28.960 talking about. But no. No Snoke. 2431 01:43:29.920 --> 01:43:31.060 Tom Holland is adorable. 2432 01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:35.020 He really is. He is. I'm fine with that. 2433 01:43:35.039 --> 01:43:37.500 I'm excited to see him in that Uncharted movie that 2434 01:43:37.680 --> 01:43:39.140 they'll probably never make, but they've. 2435 01:43:39.020 --> 01:43:39.699 Been talking about forever. 2436 01:43:39.939 --> 01:43:40.960 They've been talking about for 20 years. 2437 01:43:41.000 --> 01:43:41.279 Yeah. 2438 01:43:41.300 --> 01:43:41.380 What? 2439 01:43:41.979 --> 01:43:42.199 What? 2440 01:43:42.590 --> 01:43:45.229 The Uncharted movie. Tom Holland's going to be a young 2441 01:43:45.289 --> 01:43:48.539 Nathan Drake. Maybe, if they make it. 2442 01:43:49.069 --> 01:43:52.310 It's weird that they're going young on that character. We've 2443 01:43:52.630 --> 01:43:55.489 never seen an old version of him in the movies. 2444 01:43:55.670 --> 01:43:58.630 Yeah, there's a segment in the games that they're probably 2445 01:43:58.649 --> 01:44:01.229 going to focus on. It's like a work in the 2446 01:44:01.250 --> 01:44:03.840 industry thing, him and his brother. I think it'll be good. 2447 01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:07.520 Better than Mark Wahlberg, who is potentially going to play 2448 01:44:07.539 --> 01:44:09.279 him for a bit with David O. Russell directing. 2449 01:44:10.300 --> 01:44:14.680 That's a weird company. I can see them casting Marky 2450 01:44:14.699 --> 01:44:18.060 Mark in that. But, yeah, David O. Russell making a 2451 01:44:18.079 --> 01:44:19.199 video game movie. 2452 01:44:19.539 --> 01:44:20.850 One chart is pretty story heavy. 2453 01:44:20.859 --> 01:44:22.319 Still, though. 2454 01:44:22.390 --> 01:44:23.829 Yeah, I mean, it's unusual. 2455 01:44:24.109 --> 01:44:26.210 And an adventure movie. That's not what you think of. 2456 01:44:26.750 --> 01:44:29.149 Not that kind of adventure movie for David O. Russell. 2457 01:44:29.829 --> 01:44:32.710 Time to get the dental work for the kids, I guess. 2458 01:44:33.409 --> 01:44:33.890 I suppose. 2459 01:44:34.109 --> 01:44:36.710 If he has any. But if not, I need dental work, 2460 01:44:36.729 --> 01:44:37.500 so hit me up. 2461 01:44:40.029 --> 01:44:43.109 All right, next up, the best monster in a 2017 film, 2462 01:44:43.350 --> 01:44:46.920

which this is the one every year people have to 2463 01:44:46.949 --> 01:44:50.239 get cute with this one. Like, they think they're being clever. 2464 01:44:50.260 --> 01:44:53.300 I see what you're doing. Just vote for a monster. 2465 01:44:53.319 --> 01:44:55.560 If more of you just would have voted for Doug, 2466 01:44:55.600 --> 01:44:59.159 he would have won. So, spoiler, as much as I 2467 01:44:59.180 --> 01:45:04.510 was pulling for him, Fishman doesn't get it. So, first up, 2468 01:45:04.770 --> 01:45:08.189 Anne Hathaway, as previously mentioned, in Colossal. She is a 2469 01:45:08.229 --> 01:45:11.310 giant monster, so definitely check that out if you like 2470 01:45:11.350 --> 01:45:15.350 giant monsters and alcoholism. Let's see. 2471 01:45:15.489 --> 01:45:16.380 I love alcoholism. 2472 01:45:16.699 --> 01:45:20.159 This one goes super old school, kind of in like 2473 01:45:20.199 --> 01:45:24.720 a Scooby and Peanuts way. Casey Affleck is that sheet 2474 01:45:24.859 --> 01:45:30.050 time jumping ghost in a ghost story. If you've seen. 2475 01:45:30.470 --> 01:45:32.090 Or just Casey Affleck as a human. 2476 01:45:32.130 --> 01:45:32.970 As a human. 2477 01:45:32.989 --> 01:45:33.510 Every day. 2478 01:45:33.569 --> 01:45:36.520 He's not near as entertaining as the sheet that we 2479 01:45:36.579 --> 01:45:36.840 kind of. 2480 01:45:36.859 --> 01:45:39.319 Casey Affleck as a regular old sex predator. 2481 01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:39.659 Yeah. 2482 01:45:39.800 --> 01:45:41.319 I didn't see a ghost story. I wanted to. 2483 01:45:41.340 --> 01:45:43.180 I did too, and I just never bothered. 2484 01:45:43.260 --> 01:45:48.779 It's... It's trying really hard. It did kind of look hipster-y, 2485 01:45:48.819 --> 01:45:52.420 sort of. We've had the director on the show. He's 2486 01:45:52.460 --> 01:45:56.720 an awesome guy. I think he's super talented, but he's 2487 01:45:56.779 --> 01:46:01.510 got two different modes. Again, he just did Pete's Dragon, 2488 01:46:01.630 --> 01:46:06.220 so he can do more mainstream stuff. But he's got 2489 01:46:06.260 --> 01:46:09.430 a super arty vein to him that is hardcore. 2490 01:46:09.449 --> 01:46:11.729 I heard Pete's Dragon was like really, really good. 2491 01:46:11.770 --> 01:46:14.069 And that's the thing. That's what everybody I've talked to 2492 01:46:14.130 --> 01:46:16.270 like really liked it. So it's like he can do 2493 01:46:16.369 --> 01:46:18.930 more crowd pleasing kind of stuff. But I'm like, this 2494 01:46:19.090 --> 01:46:20.220 is not for normal people. 2495 01:46:20.270 --> 01:46:20.949 That's interesting. 2496 01:46:21.199 --> 01:46:26.899 It is slow paced. It is minimal dialogue. It is 2497 01:46:26.960 --> 01:46:32.270 an unconventional story. And like it's. it's got great visuals. 2498 01:46:32.329 --> 01:46:35.529 It's an interesting concept, but it's like an interesting concept 2499 01:46:35.569 --> 01:46:38.250 for like a short film, like, like a 20, 25 2500 01:46:38.250 --> 01:46:43.350 minute film, not a full length feature. Don't get me wrong. 2501 01:46:43.390 --> 01:46:46.270 The pie scene is impressive, but it's, yeah, I, I don't, 2502 01:46:47.489 --> 01:46:50.010 I don't know. I landed on a weird side on 2503 01:46:50.029 --> 01:46:50.350 that one. 2504 01:46:50.510 --> 01:46:52.140 I wish I could have been on that episode. Cause 2505 01:46:52.149 --> 01:46:54.460 I had a really good idea for a tagline. I 2506 01:46:54.479 --> 01:46:56.300 like marketing. I just thought it'd be good if they 2507 01:46:56.359 --> 01:46:57.760 used to like sheet happens. 2508 01:46:59.500 --> 01:47:01.159 This is why you're not kidding properly. 2509 01:47:01.420 --> 01:47:05.619 This is why you're not the marketing department. 2510 01:47:05.680 --> 01:47:08.539 Just stick to book finds. 2511 01:47:08.699 --> 01:47:11.460 I'm recycling all my jokes from Twitter for this episode. 2512 01:47:11.760 --> 01:47:12.859 Very special episode. 2513 01:47:13.279 --> 01:47:15.479 Now everyone has to unfollow you because they've heard it all. 2514 01:47:16.100 --> 01:47:18.039 There'll be more. Stay tuned. 2515 01:47:18.439 --> 01:47:24.729 Alright, next up, this one, I'll give credit. This, I think, 2516 01:47:24.779 --> 01:47:27.090 was also got at least a vote for a villain, 2517 01:47:27.329 --> 01:47:29.770 but it Sort of works in this character, if you've 2518 01:47:29.810 --> 01:47:34.229 seen the movie. Kevin Wendell Crumb, who was James McAvoy 2519 01:47:34.329 --> 01:47:34.930 in Split. 2520 01:47:36.239 --> 01:47:36.819 Oh, yeah. 2521 01:47:36.880 --> 01:47:37.979 He's a monster. 2522 01:47:38.279 --> 01:47:39.060 Split was this year? 2523 01:47:39.079 --> 01:47:40.399 He's definitely a monster. 2524 01:47:40.479 --> 01:47:41.340 Split was this year? Jeez. 2525 01:47:41.420 --> 01:47:44.119 That seems like it's... Years ago. 2526 01:47:45.020 --> 01:47:46.510 You can double check. I thought it was. 2527 01:47:47.470 --> 01:47:49.729 I'll count it. It's just that good. Beginning of the year? 2528 01:47:49.829 --> 01:47:50.909 Yeah, I did like it. Maybe. Maybe. 2529 01:47:52.270 --> 01:47:54.090 I want to say it came out roughly the same 2530 01:47:54.109 --> 01:47:55.130 time as Get Out did. 2531 01:47:55.310 --> 01:47:56.409 Yeah, maybe. 2532 01:47:56.449 --> 01:47:57.399 It feels like Get. 2533 01:47:57.380 --> 01:47:58.979 Out was sick. 2534 01:47:59.520 --> 01:48:00.680 I have no concept of Tom. 2535 01:48:01.039 --> 01:48:03.699 Yeah, I don't either. Once you hit 30, it's like 2536 01:48:03.739 --> 01:48:04.619 every day is the same. 2537 01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:05.840 Yes. 2538 01:48:08.819 --> 01:48:11.890 Split looks like this is disqualified 2016 according to. 2539 01:48:12.949 --> 01:48:14.050 What was the release? 2540 01:48:14.949 --> 01:48:16.170 Oh, good question. 2541 01:48:16.390 --> 01:48:18.310 I had a few of those where it actually didn't 2542 01:48:18.329 --> 01:48:22.020 get released until...

the next year, though. 2543 01:48:22.340 --> 01:48:23.039 Yeah, we'll count it. 2544 01:48:23.220 --> 01:48:24.779 We'll count it because we're midway. 2545 01:48:24.840 --> 01:48:28.779 I love Shyamalan's return to glory. I like seeing that. 2546 01:48:29.090 --> 01:48:31.409 To people tolerating him. I don't even feel like it 2547 01:48:31.430 --> 01:48:33.510 was glory. It was just like, oh, I don't hate 2548 01:48:33.529 --> 01:48:33.699 that guy. 2549 01:48:33.710 --> 01:48:35.670 He was involved with Wayward Pontus, too, which is actually 2550 01:48:35.689 --> 01:48:36.069 really good. 2551 01:48:36.449 --> 01:48:40.899 I've heard decent things. But, okay, so the runner-up and 2552 01:48:40.979 --> 01:48:44.039 the one that I'm pushing, I'm trying to, if I 2553 01:48:44.079 --> 01:48:46.239 could have done a campaign and not, you know, like 2554 01:48:46.850 --> 01:48:50.550 negated my role as the vote counter, but I was 2555 01:48:50.590 --> 01:48:52.970 pushing for you, Doug, but it didn't happen. So the 2556 01:48:53.029 --> 01:48:56.149 fish man from Shape of Water is our runner-up. My 2557 01:48:56.189 --> 01:49:00.630 favorite comment was, go, Gilman, go. But it didn't happen. 2558 01:49:01.729 --> 01:49:04.949 So the winner is, and this one just, they just 2559 01:49:04.989 --> 01:49:06.989 kept coming in. I think it's just the only horror 2560 01:49:07.029 --> 01:49:10.500 movie everybody saw. The winner is Pennywise from It. 2561 01:49:11.060 --> 01:49:11.520 Oh, yeah. 2562 01:49:11.739 --> 01:49:13.619 If it were any other year, I'd have to pull 2563 01:49:13.659 --> 01:49:16.600 for him. I was surprised how much I thought he 2564 01:49:16.640 --> 01:49:17.840 was an effective villain. 2565 01:49:18.020 --> 01:49:18.310 He was. 2566 01:49:18.359 --> 01:49:20.810 Monster, whatever the hell he really... That's the thing. I 2567 01:49:20.819 --> 01:49:22.949 think it got split and some people were voting for 2568 01:49:22.989 --> 01:49:25.470 him in villain, too. Yeah. But a lot of them 2569 01:49:25.510 --> 01:49:27.090 came through for monster, so... Yeah. 2570 01:49:28.149 --> 01:49:28.369 I mean. 2571 01:49:28.960 --> 01:49:31.859 That's one of the Skarsgård boys. He did a good job. 2572 01:49:32.199 --> 01:49:35.239 He really did. He plays an excellent creepy dude. 2573 01:49:35.319 --> 01:49:37.659 And I've said that on many episodes in the past. 2574 01:49:37.739 --> 01:49:39.340 I was like, that was my thing. I'm like, the 2575 01:49:39.399 --> 01:49:43.100 movie itself needs to be remade. That's fine. But how 2576 01:49:43.159 --> 01:49:46.210 can you do a more effective job than Tim Curry? 2577 01:49:47.029 --> 01:49:48.909 And that was the hurdle for me. I'm just like, 2578 01:49:49.250 --> 01:49:53.350 I love that character in that relatively bad movie. So 2579 01:49:53.409 --> 01:49:55.890 how do you do that? And they found a way. 2580 01:49:55.949 --> 01:49:59.859 His performance is pretty great. So that points to him 2581 01:50:00.420 --> 01:50:03.729 and for the filmmakers because that's that's pretty badass but 2582 01:50:03.750 --> 01:50:06.270 yeah this is the category everybody thinks they're being funny 2583 01:50:06.970 --> 01:50:10.430 we got best monster we got votes for tommy was 2584 01:50:10.449 --> 01:50:15.119 so hilarious i get it ridley scott for making alien 2585 01:50:15.159 --> 01:50:17.600 content okay i get it you're cute i see it 2586 01:50:18.260 --> 01:50:20.619 jenny lind and the greatest showman all right i see 2587 01:50:20.640 --> 01:50:23.840 where you're coming from um but i we did at 2588 01:50:23.859 --> 01:50:26.529 least get one for korg for uh thor which i 2589 01:50:26.569 --> 01:50:29.680 thought that's He's one of the best parts of Thor. 2590 01:50:30.380 --> 01:50:31.970 And Calvin from Life got a mention. 2591 01:50:33.930 --> 01:50:35.869 Everybody's got their velvet tux jackets. 2592 01:50:36.289 --> 01:50:36.869 Everybody leaving? 2593 01:50:37.029 --> 01:50:39.050 We're all wearing these. What are you talking about? We 2594 01:50:39.090 --> 01:50:41.229 came equipped with matching velvet tux jackets. 2595 01:50:42.630 --> 01:50:42.989 All right. 2596 01:50:43.109 --> 01:50:46.069 Next up is best action sequence in a 2017 film. 2597 01:50:46.710 --> 01:50:49.939 And this is the one I'm just like, this was 2598 01:50:50.020 --> 01:50:52.739 a hell of a year for action scenes in general 2599 01:50:53.279 --> 01:50:55.439 that I guess I didn't stop and think about it 2600 01:50:55.539 --> 01:50:58.329 until all these kept coming in. I'm like, Any one 2601 01:50:58.369 --> 01:51:01.229 of these should have been the winner. Every one of these. 2602 01:51:02.229 --> 01:51:05.810 The first up is the opening heist in Baby Driver. 2603 01:51:06.840 --> 01:51:11.840 Maybe one of the most impressively choreographed action scene car 2604 01:51:11.880 --> 01:51:13.060 chases ever. 2605 01:51:13.659 --> 01:51:15.600 Did Baby Driver not get nominated for anything? 2606 01:51:15.619 --> 01:51:17.739 I think there was a sound or editing. 2607 01:51:17.760 --> 01:51:19.100 There's some tech stuff. 2608 01:51:19.899 --> 01:51:22.560 Because everyone freaked out about that being such a great 2609 01:51:22.619 --> 01:51:26.119 movie and it wasn't nominated for Best Actor or anything 2610 01:51:26.140 --> 01:51:26.560 like that. 2611 01:51:27.430 --> 01:51:30.250 It's a good movie, but I don't think it's ever 2612 01:51:30.270 --> 01:51:32.550 going to be the best movie. 2613 01:51:32.630 --> 01:51:34.909 It's more like the Stalaz sort of stuff. 2614 01:51:35.069 --> 01:51:40.710 That's him in general, just as a writer-director. Fans love 2615 01:51:40.729 --> 01:51:43.770 his stuff. Has he ever really gotten any recognition by 2616 01:51:43.810 --> 01:51:46.159 the industry? I don't know. 2617 01:51:47.159 --> 01:51:48.140 I didn't watch it, but. 2618 01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:49.300 It's good. 2619 01:51:49.539 --> 01:51:52.489 It's worth

seeing. Again, just It's one of those, that 2620 01:51:52.550 --> 01:51:55.789 scene almost blows its own load right there. Cause like 2621 01:51:55.829 --> 01:51:58.880 the rest of the stuff is good, but like that 2622 01:51:58.989 --> 01:52:04.340 opening car chase heist scene is so impressive that like 2623 01:52:04.380 --> 01:52:07.319 by the end, what should be the finale, it still 2624 01:52:07.380 --> 01:52:10.800 isn't that as impressive as that first one. Like maybe 2625 01:52:10.939 --> 01:52:12.619 could have flipped them, but it's a hell of a 2626 01:52:12.619 --> 01:52:13.899 way to open a movie. I'll give you that. 2627 01:52:13.920 --> 01:52:15.000 It's very good. 2628 01:52:15.520 --> 01:52:19.920 Next up Kong versus helicopters in Kong skull Island. I just, 2629 01:52:21.229 --> 01:52:24.310 That movie is so damn fun. It's not trying to 2630 01:52:24.350 --> 01:52:29.069 be anything more than monsters fighting with other monsters. It's 2631 01:52:29.229 --> 01:52:30.090 so damn entertaining. 2632 01:52:30.109 --> 01:52:31.069 John C. Reilly. 2633 01:52:32.060 --> 01:52:34.720 Is Kong. Wait, that's not right at all. 2634 01:52:34.760 --> 01:52:35.439 I would watch that. 2635 01:52:35.779 --> 01:52:37.560 I would watch the shit out of that. 2636 01:52:37.619 --> 01:52:40.939 He is amazing in that. The fact that there's the snub. 2637 01:52:40.979 --> 01:52:43.800 Why is he not getting an Oscar tonight? Damn, he 2638 01:52:43.859 --> 01:52:46.930 is good in that movie. See, this is the one 2639 01:52:46.970 --> 01:52:49.329 we brought it up at the time of the movie. 2640 01:52:49.590 --> 01:52:51.859 Why I wouldn't have thought this would immediately go to 2641 01:52:51.899 --> 01:52:55.539 the top. The throne room lightsaber battle in Last Jedi. 2642 01:52:56.380 --> 01:52:59.520 That's like one of the most amazing action scenes ever. 2643 01:52:59.840 --> 01:53:02.479 So the fact that it's just one of many this 2644 01:53:02.539 --> 01:53:05.970 year that isn't going to win. That's a weird year. 2645 01:53:06.869 --> 01:53:08.409 So now we get to the runner up. This is 2646 01:53:08.430 --> 01:53:12.260 still the one that got tons of votes. Almost did it. 2647 01:53:12.850 --> 01:53:17.210 Maybe technically deserved to. The stairwell fight in Atomic Blonde. 2648 01:53:18.289 --> 01:53:20.430 It's phenomenal. Like, it is. 2649 01:53:20.449 --> 01:53:21.069 I need to see that. 2650 01:53:21.689 --> 01:53:25.289 Oh, I mean, the movie's good, but there's that fight, 2651 01:53:25.369 --> 01:53:31.939 that massive fight that is one continuous shot of Throne 2652 01:53:31.979 --> 01:53:34.979 just beating the hell out of people for an extended 2653 01:53:35.020 --> 01:53:35.720 period of time. 2654 01:53:35.739 --> 01:53:36.140 Nice. 2655 01:53:36.500 --> 01:53:40.699 It's, yeah, it's amazing. So... Again, the fact that this 2656 01:53:40.760 --> 01:53:43.819 is a year where that didn't win is surprising. 2657 01:53:43.840 --> 01:53:48.489 I still like the Aeon Flux movie. I think you're 2658 01:53:48.510 --> 01:53:49.630 the only one. I'm not ashamed. 2659 01:53:50.090 --> 01:53:51.670 I like the animated series. 2660 01:53:51.689 --> 01:53:52.710 Yeah, I prefer the animated series. 2661 01:53:52.729 --> 01:53:54.949 I still don't know if I ever sat down and 2662 01:53:55.010 --> 01:53:57.770 watched all of the movie. I just remember going, they 2663 01:53:58.409 --> 01:53:59.550 tried to make a movie? 2664 01:53:59.689 --> 01:54:04.199 It's kind of like the old bad sci-fi sort of stuff. 2665 01:54:04.239 --> 01:54:06.640 I mean, there's no merit to it, other than the 2666 01:54:06.680 --> 01:54:07.380 fact that it's just fun. 2667 01:54:07.760 --> 01:54:09.060 It's good bad sci-fi. Yeah. 2668 01:54:09.470 --> 01:54:14.029 And update on Split. It came out January 20th, 2017. 2669 01:54:14.029 --> 01:54:17.369 Get Out came out February 24th, 2017. So, yeah, they're 2670 01:54:17.489 --> 01:54:18.710 pretty close. 2671 01:54:18.810 --> 01:54:21.090 They're sneaking in in that early part of the year 2672 01:54:21.149 --> 01:54:24.029 when usually they dump stuff and then it doesn't get nominated. 2673 01:54:24.109 --> 01:54:27.260 But Get Out totally bucked the system there. The fact 2674 01:54:27.300 --> 01:54:30.779 that almost a year later the nominations came in is 2675 01:54:31.199 --> 01:54:32.579 pretty damn impressive for Get Out. 2676 01:54:33.520 --> 01:54:33.739 So. 2677 01:54:34.590 --> 01:54:37.609 Back to action sequence like this this is the other 2678 01:54:37.689 --> 01:54:40.029 one that would have come to mind but yeah i'm 2679 01:54:40.050 --> 01:54:43.329 surprised how many people came through can't argue and the 2680 01:54:43.369 --> 01:54:46.869 winner is wonder woman going into no man's land yeah 2681 01:54:47.149 --> 01:54:49.090 this is just a hell of a year for action 2682 01:54:49.149 --> 01:54:51.770 scenes because then they all the other ones that were 2683 01:54:51.810 --> 01:54:55.229 thrown out there the opening scene of guardians of the 2684 01:54:55.260 --> 01:55:00.250 galaxy 2 with baby groot is phenomenal the hulk versus 2685 01:55:00.310 --> 01:55:04.329 thor uh wonder woman versus the terrorist in justice league 2686 01:55:04.390 --> 01:55:07.949 is probably the best action scene in that movie um 2687 01:55:08.949 --> 01:55:11.449 there was a vote for every bit of fate of 2688 01:55:11.470 --> 01:55:14.819 the furious that is pretty much all that it is 2689 01:55:15.260 --> 01:55:17.840 um i do like they singled out the rock stopped 2690 01:55:17.899 --> 01:55:21.279 a torpedo with his bare hands not even in the 2691 01:55:21.300 --> 01:55:23.239 movie just in real life that's what he does that's 2692 01:55:23.260 --> 01:55:24.420 like a tuesday for the rock. 2693 01:55:24.569 --> 01:55:26.529 Have you guys ever seen, I don't know if it 2694 01:55:26.550 --> 01:55:28.670 was a video or a story about him having to 2695 01:55:29.270

--> 01:55:31.300 give his French bulldog CPR? 2696 01:55:31.319 --> 01:55:31.380 No. 2697 01:55:31.819 --> 01:55:32.960 So he fell in a pool. 2698 01:55:34.359 --> 01:55:35.060 And he saved him. 2699 01:55:35.659 --> 01:55:35.960 Yeah. 2700 01:55:36.020 --> 01:55:40.479 Because he's strong. He can do anything. But yeah, the 2701 01:55:40.640 --> 01:55:44.819 Washington Monument in Spider-Man, the forest fight in Logan, the 2702 01:55:44.960 --> 01:55:48.430 end scene in Baby Driver, and the, I told you 2703 01:55:48.439 --> 01:55:50.810 this term was coming earlier when I used it because 2704 01:55:50.890 --> 01:55:53.680 I feel like it's a phrase everyone should use, The 2705 01:55:53.739 --> 01:55:57.590 slow motion shaky stab-a-thon in Logan, which that part is 2706 01:55:57.750 --> 01:56:01.010 also badass. So all of this, like the fact that 2707 01:56:01.369 --> 01:56:03.810 all of these things happened in the same year is 2708 01:56:04.109 --> 01:56:05.729 kind of a pretty amazing year. 2709 01:56:06.090 --> 01:56:08.319 Logan was a pretty violent movie. 2710 01:56:08.359 --> 01:56:12.000 Have you all watched Legion, the show on FX? I haven't. 2711 01:56:12.199 --> 01:56:14.640 It ties into the X movies, and yeah, it's very good. 2712 01:56:14.659 --> 01:56:15.979 If you like Logan, you should definitely watch it. It's 2713 01:56:16.279 --> 01:56:20.819 almost like Logan meets Mr. Robot because it's very weird. Yeah, 2714 01:56:20.979 --> 01:56:26.279 and allegedly it's supposed to tie into the Fox X-Men movies. 2715 01:56:26.359 --> 01:56:29.300 Who knows what's happening with that little merger. But they're 2716 01:56:29.340 --> 01:56:33.140 talking about Professor X eventually making an appearance. Well, I 2717 01:56:33.180 --> 01:56:34.220 guess it'll be McAvoy. 2718 01:56:35.100 --> 01:56:36.520 Yeah, I think Stewart's done. 2719 01:56:36.539 --> 01:56:38.960 Stewart's too busy with the emoji sequels. 2720 01:56:39.279 --> 01:56:42.239 He's got to be poop some more times. It is 2721 01:56:42.260 --> 01:56:44.300 fitting that Gal's on the screen right now as we 2722 01:56:44.319 --> 01:56:48.260 do this. Because we got one comment specifically that I 2723 01:56:48.260 --> 01:56:50.609 wanted to throw in. And this is Wonder Woman going 2724 01:56:50.649 --> 01:56:54.109 into No Man's Land. They said, it legitimately made me cry. 2725 01:56:54.130 --> 01:56:56.890 It was beautifully framed and edited, but it also was 2726 01:56:56.909 --> 01:57:00.189 just so cool to finally see arguably the most famous 2727 01:57:00.289 --> 01:57:03.550 female superhero get to show off how powerful and strong 2728 01:57:03.609 --> 01:57:07.479 she is. So more power to you, gal. Look at 2729 01:57:07.500 --> 01:57:08.039 her handing. 2730 01:57:07.859 --> 01:57:09.920 Out sandwiches and shit. So I really loved Wonder Woman, 2731 01:57:09.939 --> 01:57:14.039 but here's, someone once brought up like maybe it was 2732 01:57:14.100 --> 01:57:16.500 a necessary part so that the movie wasn't so dark. 2733 01:57:17.109 --> 01:57:20.449 But like, I feel like they tried to manic pixie 2734 01:57:20.470 --> 01:57:23.229 dream girl her where she's like, it's so adorable. I 2735 01:57:23.250 --> 01:57:27.529 don't know how to work a door. Like, it's just like, why? 2736 01:57:27.850 --> 01:57:28.250 Why? 2737 01:57:28.390 --> 01:57:31.210 She's like. They leaned a little heavy on the fish 2738 01:57:31.270 --> 01:57:32.489 out of water stuff. 2739 01:57:33.210 --> 01:57:34.689 Yeah. But I'm just like. 2740 01:57:34.970 --> 01:57:38.149 I mean, I guess she is being thrown into a city, whatever. 2741 01:57:38.229 --> 01:57:39.970 I know, but I just hate that they always like, 2742 01:57:40.550 --> 01:57:43.069 they can't just let someone, they don't do that with 2743 01:57:43.130 --> 01:57:46.720 a man in an action movie. They're not like. All right, Superman, 2744 01:57:46.739 --> 01:57:50.000 you've got to be like a fucking idiot in public. 2745 01:57:50.039 --> 01:57:52.659 Yeah, thank you. 2746 01:57:52.880 --> 01:57:55.659 I feel like the Thor stuff was kind of. 2747 01:57:55.720 --> 01:58:01.050 All your arguments about those women were just shut down forever. 2748 01:58:01.050 --> 01:58:01.689 Thanks. 2749 01:58:01.689 --> 01:58:05.449 I'm joking, obviously. She makes a good point. 2750 01:58:05.449 --> 01:58:06.270 But so does Leonard. 2751 01:58:07.710 --> 01:58:08.989 Why is the Doug Donasty guy in here? 2752 01:58:09.010 --> 01:58:11.250 I don't know. Let's try to ignore him. 2753 01:58:11.289 --> 01:58:12.649 I don't know, but he's got Junior Mints. 2754 01:58:13.300 --> 01:58:14.800 Whoa. 2755 01:58:14.899 --> 01:58:15.579 I'll allow it. 2756 01:58:15.720 --> 01:58:20.039 To that point, I mean, the first Thor movie did that. Yeah, 2757 01:58:20.060 --> 01:58:22.579 that's true. Him in a pet store trying to buy 2758 01:58:22.680 --> 01:58:25.810 a horse to ride out on. I mean, it's not 2759 01:58:25.930 --> 01:58:29.550 quite as adorable, but he's pretty adorable. But I don't know. 2760 01:58:30.470 --> 01:58:33.149 They do go a little cutesier in Wonder Woman. 2761 01:58:33.189 --> 01:58:35.329 Marty McFly trying to order a tab. 2762 01:58:35.350 --> 01:58:37.550 I mean, come on. Give me a tab, kid, until 2763 01:58:37.590 --> 01:58:38.890 you order something. 2764 01:58:38.909 --> 01:58:40.449 You want a Pepsi, pal? You're going to pay for it. 2765 01:58:42.720 --> 01:58:43.119 I guess. 2766 01:58:43.739 --> 01:58:45.880 I guess it probably happens in lots of movies. I 2767 01:58:45.920 --> 01:58:46.579 just feel like. 2768 01:58:46.659 --> 01:58:47.579 No, you're right. It does. 2769 01:58:47.960 --> 01:58:48.760 Yeah. 2770 01:58:49.159 --> 01:58:51.659 They always have to, like, make a. They always have 2771 01:58:51.680 --> 01:58:55.560 to make, like, strong women more relatable. And I feel 2772 01:58:55.579 --> 01:58:57.600 like they don't have to do that with men. A 2773 01:58:57.640

--> 01:59:02.029 man can just be, like, an all-powerful, like. unapologetic person 2774 01:59:02.149 --> 01:59:02.909 but women are. 2775 01:59:02.829 --> 01:59:05.880 I feel like that's changing too not specifically you or 2776 01:59:05.909 --> 01:59:07.859 because you're a woman i mean it could be anybody 2777 01:59:07.880 --> 01:59:10.399 in this room but if you've never seen a doorknob 2778 01:59:10.420 --> 01:59:12.560 wouldn't you kind of freak the fuck. 2779 01:59:12.220 --> 01:59:15.319 Out what the hell is it just smack at it 2780 01:59:15.359 --> 01:59:16.220 let me in. 2781 01:59:16.739 --> 01:59:22.109 God we just had your door is quite questionable. 2782 01:59:21.649 --> 01:59:24.850 So oh man that doorknob will be the death of me. 2783 01:59:25.750 --> 01:59:27.689 No, really. We didn't see that in the paper. 2784 01:59:27.829 --> 01:59:30.380 I've fixed it four times since I've lived here. 2785 01:59:32.039 --> 01:59:33.779 So we're all kind of like Wonder Woman. 2786 01:59:33.800 --> 01:59:37.899 For those of you in Radioland, the doorknob to my bathroom, 2787 01:59:37.920 --> 01:59:39.989 but only when you leave the bathroom, you. 2788 01:59:39.930 --> 01:59:41.670 Can turn it and turn it and turn it and 2789 01:59:41.710 --> 01:59:42.229 turn it and. 2790 01:59:42.189 --> 01:59:44.270 Turn it and about 30 minutes later it'll open. 2791 01:59:45.189 --> 01:59:46.510 And then you're like, oh, I gotta go to the 2792 01:59:46.550 --> 01:59:47.189 bathroom again. 2793 01:59:48.289 --> 01:59:51.409 It's like, turn it twice to the left, back around 2794 01:59:51.569 --> 01:59:52.789 once to the right, and then back. 2795 01:59:52.810 --> 01:59:54.409 Just round and round and round and round. 2796 01:59:54.430 --> 01:59:55.810 I went to pee a few minutes ago, and I thought, 2797 01:59:55.850 --> 01:59:57.270 I'm going to just not shut that all the way, 2798 01:59:57.310 --> 01:59:58.630 and then it came and hit me, and I was like, oh, 2799 01:59:58.649 --> 01:59:59.760 they probably don't want to hear me pee. 2800 01:59:59.770 --> 02:00:02.369 Yeah, that's the other thing, too. You can't just not 2801 02:00:02.449 --> 02:00:04.619 latch it, or it'll hit you in the back while 2802 02:00:04.640 --> 02:00:05.060 you're peeing. 2803 02:00:05.180 --> 02:00:06.279 I'm just going in the yard. 2804 02:00:06.600 --> 02:00:07.760 In the knees, if you're a lady. 2805 02:00:08.920 --> 02:00:13.539 You don't know how I... Never mind. All right, so 2806 02:00:13.579 --> 02:00:17.800 next up, and this one had to be... I won't 2807 02:00:17.810 --> 02:00:20.279 say changed because I still come at it at a 2808 02:00:20.279 --> 02:00:23.699 totally different angle, but I reworded it because in the 2809 02:00:23.739 --> 02:00:26.439 world we currently live, would we be the kind of 2810 02:00:26.460 --> 02:00:30.279 crash show that would use a category like hottest actor 2811 02:00:30.319 --> 02:00:34.420 or actress? That seems inappropriate. We would never do that. 2812 02:00:34.880 --> 02:00:37.640 Don't go back and look at last year. So the 2813 02:00:37.680 --> 02:00:41.590 way we worded this category is the Performer that you 2814 02:00:41.630 --> 02:00:46.050 feel is aesthetically pleasing while also having an amazing charisma 2815 02:00:46.069 --> 02:00:48.920 that you're inexplicably drawn to. But if you were ever 2816 02:00:48.979 --> 02:00:51.020 in their presence in the real world, you would be 2817 02:00:51.100 --> 02:00:54.500 completely respectful and not at all creepy towards them in 2818 02:00:54.520 --> 02:01:01.880 a 2017 film. Legal battles. Just saying. Just wording. Just 2819 02:01:02.000 --> 02:01:06.100 phrasing it properly. Not to be creepy. This is actually 2820 02:01:06.220 --> 02:01:10.060 one I specifically started. Not to be overly, oh, they're 2821 02:01:10.090 --> 02:01:14.039 super hot. I feel like I liked getting the fringe people. 2822 02:01:14.619 --> 02:01:16.699 That's been my favorite part because we all know who's 2823 02:01:16.739 --> 02:01:19.250 on the dumb magazine covers. We all know who the 2824 02:01:19.289 --> 02:01:22.649 normal people think we're supposed to be into. I liked 2825 02:01:22.789 --> 02:01:25.930 getting these responses from people because we get way of 2826 02:01:26.289 --> 02:01:30.029 a weird mixture in some of the comments that come along. 2827 02:01:30.090 --> 02:01:36.119 The one last year about the autopsy of Jane Doe. 2828 02:01:37.140 --> 02:01:39.579 And their shame for really being into the dead body 2829 02:01:39.619 --> 02:01:42.880 the whole time. That was like, I'm like, the fact 2830 02:01:42.939 --> 02:01:46.090 that they voted for that one and admitted to that. 2831 02:01:46.130 --> 02:01:48.789 I'm like, this is why I love this category. Because 2832 02:01:49.229 --> 02:01:52.289 it outs the creeps is what I really want to do. 2833 02:01:52.770 --> 02:01:55.210 But more importantly, like, it just gives us new people 2834 02:01:55.229 --> 02:01:57.189 to be like, wait, who is this that they're so into? 2835 02:01:57.229 --> 02:01:58.659 And I kind of want to find out more about them. 2836 02:01:58.680 --> 02:02:01.239 I'm glad to know that the listeners aren't that different 2837 02:02:01.300 --> 02:02:02.739 from us. Yeah, we're all creepy. 2838 02:02:02.779 --> 02:02:07.380 We're all creepy people is what we're all... Also learning. 2839 02:02:08.699 --> 02:02:09.479 All right, so. 2840 02:02:09.500 --> 02:02:10.020 Creeples. 2841 02:02:10.340 --> 02:02:14.140 Again, that's very fitting for this first one. Our first, 2842 02:02:14.439 --> 02:02:18.699 we're starting with actresses. First up is Vicky Creeps, which 2843 02:02:18.800 --> 02:02:21.739 is not the best horror host name ever. She doesn't 2844 02:02:21.779 --> 02:02:23.579 spell it that way, but I feel like she should 2845 02:02:23.619 --> 02:02:30.060 have readjusted it. How did she spell it? It's K-R-I-E-P-S. 2846 02:02:31.039 --> 02:02:34.430 But many

people have pronounced it, and that's how they 2847 02:02:34.470 --> 02:02:35.010 say it. 2848 02:02:35.050 --> 02:02:35.560 That's cool. 2849 02:02:36.109 --> 02:02:39.140 Vicky Creeps should be hosting a YouTube channel where they 2850 02:02:39.199 --> 02:02:42.500 watch old public domain horror movies. I'm just saying, Vicky. 2851 02:02:42.619 --> 02:02:45.859 I know you're nominated for Oscars and stuff, but granted, 2852 02:02:45.880 --> 02:02:48.180 you won one. But it's not too late to start 2853 02:02:48.199 --> 02:02:49.000 your own YouTube channel. 2854 02:02:49.140 --> 02:02:51.060 I don't know who that is, weirdly. 2855 02:02:51.189 --> 02:02:53.170 And that's most people. I think that's the thing. I 2856 02:02:53.390 --> 02:02:55.350 knew the name, but I was trying to... She did 2857 02:02:55.390 --> 02:02:56.149 win an Oscar. 2858 02:02:56.729 --> 02:02:57.210 And then. 2859 02:02:57.750 --> 02:03:01.149 Vicky Creeps. She's back this year. She's in Phantom Thread. 2860 02:03:01.229 --> 02:03:04.340 So she's like high-end Oscar caliber. 2861 02:03:04.350 --> 02:03:04.600 Oh, okay. 2862 02:03:05.100 --> 02:03:09.739 Super serious german chick and obviously people are into her 2863 02:03:11.319 --> 02:03:14.920 next up lily james from baby driver i do remember 2864 02:03:15.000 --> 02:03:17.399 like even in that going wait who is this girl 2865 02:03:17.470 --> 02:03:22.189 like she's just adorable but in a weird way that 2866 02:03:22.210 --> 02:03:25.189 i'm just like what i know i've probably seen her 2867 02:03:25.229 --> 02:03:27.210 in something what the hell is it about this girl 2868 02:03:27.810 --> 02:03:30.430 so yeah i i Still haven't quite figured it out, 2869 02:03:30.470 --> 02:03:33.829 but next up, and this is one that I always like. 2870 02:03:33.890 --> 02:03:36.609 We've had one in the past. I love when people 2871 02:03:36.800 --> 02:03:41.659 vote for the hottest voiceover actor. Olivia Munn in the 2872 02:03:41.739 --> 02:03:47.319 Lego Ninjado movie. First person's comment was, I'm a big 2873 02:03:47.340 --> 02:03:49.430 Olivia Munn fan, and she did a voice in that 2874 02:03:49.470 --> 02:03:53.310 Lego movie, so that counts, right? I do, again, telling 2875 02:03:53.329 --> 02:03:56.810 you who people are into. She's an absolute neckbreaker. My 2876 02:03:56.909 --> 02:04:02.289 favorite hands-down... Creepily or not. Not that we endorse being 2877 02:04:02.329 --> 02:04:05.489 creepy towards celebrities. Please be super respectful. 2878 02:04:05.819 --> 02:04:07.579 Just saying. 2879 02:04:08.779 --> 02:04:11.979 I've been with people that I've totally been into and 2880 02:04:12.039 --> 02:04:14.319 I think I've been less creepy than should have been 2881 02:04:14.359 --> 02:04:15.199 expected from me. 2882 02:04:15.220 --> 02:04:17.979 Celebrities are just average people. 2883 02:04:18.770 --> 02:04:20.859 No, I don't care about real people. People in the 2884 02:04:20.899 --> 02:04:23.979 real world are lame. But people that have been in movies. 2885 02:04:24.000 --> 02:04:26.960 Somebody from the balcony finally. Did they win an award? 2886 02:04:27.020 --> 02:04:28.220 You never see that. 2887 02:04:28.359 --> 02:04:29.260 The live action short. 2888 02:04:30.180 --> 02:04:30.779 Oh, that's why. 2889 02:04:31.420 --> 02:04:33.539 Yeah, but you never see him in the balcony. He's 2890 02:04:33.560 --> 02:04:34.819 pretty much assured that if you're in the balcony. 2891 02:04:34.840 --> 02:04:36.640 They probably put him back there because of the man bun. 2892 02:04:37.340 --> 02:04:37.920 Oh, yeah. 2893 02:04:38.239 --> 02:04:40.340 We had to protect the audience from the man bun. 2894 02:04:40.380 --> 02:04:42.779 Get back in the balcony where you belong, man bun. 2895 02:04:43.500 --> 02:04:46.319 I bet he smokes clothes and plays soccer. 2896 02:04:49.600 --> 02:04:52.020 He's probably really good at soccer, but he doesn't like 2897 02:04:52.039 --> 02:04:52.600 to show off. 2898 02:04:52.880 --> 02:04:54.500 Hey, I mean, what's wrong with soccer, though? 2899 02:04:55.159 --> 02:04:55.699 Football. 2900 02:04:56.420 --> 02:04:59.989 All right. Next up, the runner-up. Didn't see it coming. 2901 02:05:00.029 --> 02:05:02.090 Another one of those that I like. This is telling 2902 02:05:02.109 --> 02:05:06.369 you who people are into and not always. Granted, she's gorgeous, 2903 02:05:06.449 --> 02:05:10.829 but many votes for Cate Blanchett. who specifically this person 2904 02:05:10.869 --> 02:05:13.329 cited as, oh my God, it's an evil goth space 2905 02:05:13.369 --> 02:05:18.109 woman with antlers. Somebody's got a thing for chicks with antlers. 2906 02:05:18.149 --> 02:05:19.829 I'm just saying. 2907 02:05:23.149 --> 02:05:24.649 What was I gonna say? What were we talking about? 2908 02:05:25.109 --> 02:05:25.720 Cate Blanchett. 2909 02:05:26.180 --> 02:05:28.640 Oh. Your deep love for Cate Blanchett. 2910 02:05:28.680 --> 02:05:31.119 In the immortal words of Billy Eichner, is she attractive 2911 02:05:31.199 --> 02:05:32.840 or is she just tall? 2912 02:05:34.539 --> 02:05:35.140 She could be both. 2913 02:05:35.779 --> 02:05:37.100 I think she's attractively tall. 2914 02:05:37.140 --> 02:05:39.390 I do think she's attractive, but no. It's just like 2915 02:05:40.090 --> 02:05:42.029 on Billy on the Street. He'll just be like, Cate Blanchett, 2916 02:05:42.340 --> 02:05:44.500 is she attractive or is she just tall? 2917 02:05:45.640 --> 02:05:47.640 I think everybody gets a little hotter when you put 2918 02:05:47.899 --> 02:05:49.399 antlers on them. 2919 02:05:49.439 --> 02:05:50.220 Well, yeah. 2920 02:05:51.180 --> 02:05:55.279 I mean, have you seen the ritual? I can't whistle, 2921 02:05:55.300 --> 02:05:55.500 but I. 2922 02:05:55.479 --> 02:05:56.000 Was trying to. 2923 02:05:56.020 --> 02:05:57.479 What was that noise you just made? 2924 02:05:57.500 --> 02:06:00.829 I can't whistle, okay? 2925 02:06:00.869 --> 02:06:04.140

Wait, this is your Oscar moment. I can't whistle. 2926 02:06:04.739 --> 02:06:07.699 So can you not whistle either? Yeah. Oh, okay. 2927 02:06:07.800 --> 02:06:10.079 All right. We all do. It's fine. 2928 02:06:10.100 --> 02:06:11.220 Yeah, you can't whistle. 2929 02:06:11.319 --> 02:06:13.220 It's a running theme on this show, actually. 2930 02:06:13.239 --> 02:06:15.159 In a relationship, at least one of you should be 2931 02:06:15.180 --> 02:06:16.300 able to whistle. 2932 02:06:16.359 --> 02:06:17.560 In case of emergency. 2933 02:06:17.649 --> 02:06:18.050 Right. 2934 02:06:18.229 --> 02:06:18.850 Exactly. 2935 02:06:18.989 --> 02:06:20.789 Can't be unequally yoked. That's biblical. 2936 02:06:20.930 --> 02:06:22.109 Yeah. 2937 02:06:22.149 --> 02:06:25.909 Counterbalance. It's yin and yang. Yeah, exactly. We all got 2938 02:06:25.930 --> 02:06:26.850 to match up with somebody. 2939 02:06:27.250 --> 02:06:27.430 Hmm? 2940 02:06:28.180 --> 02:06:29.859 All right, so... No, that's humming. 2941 02:06:29.880 --> 02:06:31.350 That's not the same as a whistle. It's kind of 2942 02:06:31.359 --> 02:06:35.470 getting into dubstep sound and stuff there. Drop the bass. 2943 02:06:37.109 --> 02:06:41.189 Oh, all the Cate Blanchetts and antlers aside, that's not 2944 02:06:41.210 --> 02:06:46.159 the winner, and no surprise. Again, overwhelmingly came in, and 2945 02:06:46.199 --> 02:06:49.779 the winner is Gal Gadot. It's her year. She's wonderful. 2946 02:06:49.800 --> 02:06:51.500 I would like to put in a write-in vote for 2947 02:06:51.520 --> 02:06:54.090 Sally Hawkins, because... I kind of fell in love with 2948 02:06:54.130 --> 02:06:56.850 her in that role. That's another one of those. 2949 02:06:56.529 --> 02:06:59.229 I didn't see coming in the beginning. I'm not saying 2950 02:06:59.270 --> 02:07:01.390 it was any weird bathtub scenes. I think it was 2951 02:07:01.569 --> 02:07:04.529 some of the other stuff. She was stylish and she 2952 02:07:04.569 --> 02:07:07.310 was sweet. You could tell the character had a good heart. 2953 02:07:07.529 --> 02:07:10.520 She also kind of looked like an ex-girlfriend of mine. 2954 02:07:10.640 --> 02:07:12.119 That's its own weird personal thing. 2955 02:07:12.140 --> 02:07:13.720 I might have some unrequited issues. 2956 02:07:13.779 --> 02:07:15.119 I've been there. I get it. 2957 02:07:15.579 --> 02:07:17.640 I was picturing her with antlers too. I'll show you 2958 02:07:17.720 --> 02:07:18.579 all a picture later. 2959 02:07:18.840 --> 02:07:20.239 I'll show you all a picture later that I saved 2960 02:07:20.279 --> 02:07:22.500 off of her Facebook after she was not in front 2961 02:07:22.520 --> 02:07:22.689 of me. 2962 02:07:24.159 --> 02:07:26.180 This is not creepy at all. 2963 02:07:26.579 --> 02:07:29.380 No, no, no. It wasn't her Facebook. It was from 2964 02:07:29.399 --> 02:07:30.840 a group that I'm in that she's still in. 2965 02:07:31.819 --> 02:07:38.729 That shut down for some reason, huh? The authorities have 2966 02:07:38.750 --> 02:07:39.289 been notified. 2967 02:07:39.369 --> 02:07:39.829 Anyway. 2968 02:07:42.789 --> 02:07:46.149 All right. So now we switch gears. I used to 2969 02:07:46.210 --> 02:07:48.590 open up to everybody. You can vote for whichever you 2970 02:07:49.130 --> 02:07:52.779 want to. So now we have the actors. It is 2971 02:07:52.859 --> 02:07:56.520 interesting who goes with what on these. First up, Keanu 2972 02:07:56.539 --> 02:07:59.920 Reeves in John Wick 2. You know, he's pulled a... 2973 02:08:01.079 --> 02:08:03.920 a total 180. He was a joke as an actor. 2974 02:08:04.000 --> 02:08:07.619 He wasn't bankable. Nobody really cared about him as far 2975 02:08:07.689 --> 02:08:10.470 as being hot dude that he still is for a 2976 02:08:10.659 --> 02:08:14.350 pretty old guy. He totally changed it with John Wick 2977 02:08:14.390 --> 02:08:17.550 and now he is all of the above. People actually 2978 02:08:17.750 --> 02:08:21.020 like him again. He's getting film roles and he's When. 2979 02:08:20.960 --> 02:08:22.500 You were saying all that, I was envisioning him sitting 2980 02:08:22.539 --> 02:08:24.039 on a bench eating a sandwich alone. 2981 02:08:24.239 --> 02:08:25.739 I picture him on a bus. 2982 02:08:26.810 --> 02:08:30.489 Letting ladies sit down while he stood because he's kind 2983 02:08:30.510 --> 02:08:32.869 of a cool dude. We've all kind of come to 2984 02:08:32.909 --> 02:08:35.430 terms with, man, I used to think he was a joke, 2985 02:08:35.470 --> 02:08:36.710 but he seems all right. 2986 02:08:37.550 --> 02:08:39.550 Well, he does seem like a decent guy. I also 2987 02:08:39.590 --> 02:08:45.800 think his acting range fits a very specific niche. And 2988 02:08:45.899 --> 02:08:48.199 I think as long as he stays in that, then 2989 02:08:48.819 --> 02:08:50.359 you're going to get good movies out of him. 2990 02:08:50.819 --> 02:08:54.250 I mean, that's what I think, like, that's my issue 2991 02:08:54.289 --> 02:08:58.130 with 2. 2 really doesn't have much heart to this character. 2992 02:08:58.489 --> 02:09:01.079 That first John Wick, like, for being a movie that 2993 02:09:01.100 --> 02:09:04.260 just focuses on him beating people's ass for an entire movie, 2994 02:09:05.100 --> 02:09:07.340 it's got a heart to it. It really has an 2995 02:09:07.380 --> 02:09:11.550 emotional core that, like, there's a reason... There's a couple 2996 02:09:11.590 --> 02:09:13.869 of main reasons that you're like, no, no, no, go 2997 02:09:13.890 --> 02:09:16.289 kill all those people. Like go right now and kill 2998 02:09:16.310 --> 02:09:18.329 all those people. So it's like the fact that it 2999 02:09:18.369 --> 02:09:21.310 has like emotional weight in a story that's that like 3000 02:09:21.810 --> 02:09:26.479 pulpy level of action movie. Like it's impressive that he 3001 02:09:26.649 --> 02:09:28.960 found the way to make that like something that we 3002 02:09:29.000 --> 02:09:30.260

could all get behind. Yeah. 3003 02:09:31.220 --> 02:09:31.579 All right. 3004 02:09:31.680 --> 02:09:35.960 So next up, Jon Hamm in Baby Driver. So some 3005 02:09:36.020 --> 02:09:38.279 people got a little thing for the bad boy, Jon Hamm. 3006 02:09:39.020 --> 02:09:40.979 Not the slick back suit wearing guy. 3007 02:09:41.020 --> 02:09:41.399 No, no. 3008 02:09:41.460 --> 02:09:43.199 He's a bad boy in Mad Men for sure. 3009 02:09:43.239 --> 02:09:45.979 Yeah, but he's like a suit wearing dick. That's different 3010 02:09:46.000 --> 02:09:52.359 than like street thief kind of a scam artist. So yeah, 3011 02:09:52.510 --> 02:09:56.350 he's definitely, he's rocking the bad boy vibe in Baby Driver. 3012 02:09:57.550 --> 02:10:00.109 Next up, once again, I think he's here every year 3013 02:10:00.170 --> 02:10:03.289 as of late. Geek girls love him. Tom Hiddleston. The 3014 02:10:03.329 --> 02:10:06.289 quote is, his performance in Ragnarok made up for his 3015 02:10:06.329 --> 02:10:11.229 relationship with Taylor Swift. I feel like we all. We all. 3016 02:10:11.829 --> 02:10:15.350 We all have issues with Taylor. We don't say them 3017 02:10:15.380 --> 02:10:17.060 out loud because she'll have us killed. 3018 02:10:18.680 --> 02:10:22.380 I did, and I'm still alive. That time I said, 3019 02:10:22.699 --> 02:10:25.380 who's this bitch that thinks she's Taylor Swift? And it 3020 02:10:25.460 --> 02:10:26.739 was Taylor Swift. 3021 02:10:26.760 --> 02:10:28.739 Is this another one of your Marlena stories? 3022 02:10:28.840 --> 02:10:29.779 I've never told you this. 3023 02:10:30.859 --> 02:10:33.619 You might have, but it's a long time since we've 3024 02:10:33.640 --> 02:10:35.699 had a chance to bust this out. I think it's 3025 02:10:35.739 --> 02:10:39.510 time for a Marlena moment. And now it's time for 3026 02:10:39.529 --> 02:10:40.550 a Marlena moment. 3027 02:10:41.609 --> 02:10:44.149 Okay, I was in a mall. It was a gloomy 3028 02:10:44.180 --> 02:10:48.979 day in the summertime. It was raining. There was like 3029 02:10:49.020 --> 02:10:53.560 a girl, a perfect, perfect specimen, a female in front 3030 02:10:53.600 --> 02:10:53.729 of me. 3031 02:10:53.739 --> 02:10:54.159 A girl or two. 3032 02:10:54.199 --> 02:10:59.609 Like leather scallop shorts, very cute outfit, tall as a giraffe. 3033 02:10:59.670 --> 02:11:00.930 You're pushing your luck now. 3034 02:11:01.250 --> 02:11:07.039 Huge sunglasses, floppy hat in the mall. It's midday. but 3035 02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:10.020 it's also dreary outside. No reason to wear sunglasses in 3036 02:11:10.060 --> 02:11:12.329 the mall. And I was like, who's this bitch that 3037 02:11:12.470 --> 02:11:15.630 thinks she's Taylor Swift? And then I see her tour 3038 02:11:15.750 --> 02:11:19.949 bus in the parking lot. Not of the mall, but 3039 02:11:20.029 --> 02:11:22.409 I see her tour bus in a parking lot somewhere 3040 02:11:22.430 --> 02:11:25.670 the next day, and I was like, that was Taylor

Swift. 3041 02:11:26.270 --> 02:11:27.770 I think that would only be. 3042 02:11:28.529 --> 02:11:28.729 Huh? 3043 02:11:28.890 --> 02:11:29.590 Is this Nashville? 3044 02:11:30.170 --> 02:11:31.130 No, this was Louisville. 3045 02:11:31.149 --> 02:11:33.710 I think this would only be better if you'd gone 3046 02:11:33.750 --> 02:11:36.640 up and said this to her. You would have slapped 3047 02:11:36.699 --> 02:11:39.619 the sunglasses off her face and be like, bitch, who 3048 02:11:39.659 --> 02:11:42.840 do you think you are? Taylor Swift? There's a little 3049 02:11:42.859 --> 02:11:44.199 head bob in there in the middle. 3050 02:11:44.939 --> 02:11:47.779 I was less than a foot behind her, so I 3051 02:11:47.819 --> 02:11:49.779 feel like that's probably as close as I'm ever getting 3052 02:11:49.819 --> 02:11:50.939 to Taylor Swift in my life. 3053 02:11:51.479 --> 02:11:54.390 You're right behind her. You got a good look at that. 3054 02:11:54.520 --> 02:11:58.189 I have a history of very weird interactions with celebrities. 3055 02:11:59.010 --> 02:12:02.390 Like the time Danny Trejo shoulder checked me. 3056 02:12:02.750 --> 02:12:07.060 You were asking for that, though. You're lucky he didn't 3057 02:12:07.819 --> 02:12:08.420 shiv you. 3058 02:12:12.359 --> 02:12:12.739 All right. 3059 02:12:13.079 --> 02:12:16.979 Recovering from the Marlena moment. We're moving on. Next up 3060 02:12:17.770 --> 02:12:24.189 is previously mentioned, adorable, Chris Hemsworth in Ragnarok. And this 3061 02:12:24.310 --> 02:12:28.989 was my favorite comment, certainly up there with some of 3062 02:12:29.010 --> 02:12:30.829 these others, but this is right there on the top 3063 02:12:31.880 --> 02:12:34.880 because it's creepy. I would totally creep on both Chris 3064 02:12:34.899 --> 02:12:38.039 Hemsworth and Jason Momoa, but I would be the creepiest 3065 02:12:38.239 --> 02:12:39.039 with Chris Hemsworth. 3066 02:12:40.539 --> 02:12:42.680 Jason Momoa is too, like, frat bro for me. 3067 02:12:42.779 --> 02:12:45.300 Yeah, I think I've realized that as time's gone on. 3068 02:12:45.319 --> 02:12:48.600 Where Chris just seems kind of dorky. I'm okay with him. 3069 02:12:49.090 --> 02:12:51.970 I'm all right with him. I didn't think I was 3070 02:12:52.010 --> 02:12:54.850 until Thor, but, you know, he's won me over. 3071 02:12:54.989 --> 02:12:58.329 You know who my vote is for? It's a tie 3072 02:12:58.350 --> 02:13:02.529 between Taika and Jeff Goldblum. Always in my heart. Both 3073 02:13:02.569 --> 02:13:04.630 of them. And Both of your hearts? 3074 02:13:06.189 --> 02:13:08.630 Yes. As we covered, she's an alien. 3075 02:13:09.109 --> 02:13:12.810 That's a situation where you need real life commas. 3076 02:13:15.399 --> 02:13:19.140 Commas. They're important. Otherwise, we could go eat grandma. 3077 02:13:19.260 --> 02:13:20.659 This show is brought to you by commas. 3078 02:13:21.140 --> 02:13:24.000 Right, yeah. But I mean, the fact that both of 3079 02:13:24.060 --> 02:13:28.579 them were, you know, Jeff Goldblum in a movie that 3080 02:13:28.640 --> 02:13:32.199 Taika directed is just like a perfect pairing. The picture 3081 02:13:32.229 --> 02:13:36.869 of them like Hugging and it's like adorable. It killed me. 3082 02:13:37.010 --> 02:13:37.979 I still haven't gotten over it. 3083 02:13:39.250 --> 02:13:42.609 Well, none of those are the winner though. And I 3084 02:13:42.649 --> 02:13:44.909 don't think you're going to predict it. In fact, I 3085 02:13:45.090 --> 02:13:47.149 know you're not because he was on screen a little 3086 02:13:47.189 --> 02:13:49.850 while ago and none of you could ID him. So, 3087 02:13:50.390 --> 02:13:54.550 and the winner is Timothy Chalamet, who is the lead 3088 02:13:54.590 --> 02:13:55.689 in Call Me By Your Name. 3089 02:13:56.409 --> 02:13:57.750 The man or the child? 3090 02:13:57.789 --> 02:13:58.439 The child. 3091 02:13:58.899 --> 02:13:59.800 That's creepy. 3092 02:14:00.380 --> 02:14:03.100 He's actually legal, I think. He just looks 12. 3093 02:14:03.100 --> 02:14:06.760 It's like I keep telling my best friend that doesn't 3094 02:14:06.840 --> 02:14:07.319 make you okay. 3095 02:14:07.819 --> 02:14:08.180 Right. 3096 02:14:09.859 --> 02:14:12.560 I think legally it does. That's the legal part of it. 3097 02:14:13.810 --> 02:14:19.149 No, legally it's okay, but physically it's... It's a real 3098 02:14:19.250 --> 02:14:20.130 gray area. 3099 02:14:20.170 --> 02:14:23.350 I stick with the legality of it. That's just like 3100 02:14:23.390 --> 02:14:26.340 I told the officers. I'm like, look, 18, you can't... 3101 02:14:26.479 --> 02:14:31.199 It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. The signed document from 3102 02:14:31.239 --> 02:14:37.649 her mom, it's fine. Once again, people kind of getting cute. 3103 02:14:37.710 --> 02:14:39.970 I see what you're doing. I saw your vote for 3104 02:14:40.010 --> 02:14:42.210 Gilbert Godfrey. Just saying. 3105 02:14:43.010 --> 02:14:43.869 Was he in something? 3106 02:14:44.250 --> 02:14:46.489 He's in the documentary Gilbert. 3107 02:14:46.789 --> 02:14:47.109 Oh, okay. 3108 02:14:47.210 --> 02:14:48.680 He was the Gilbert. 3109 02:14:48.770 --> 02:14:49.960 What's he do? Gilbert Scrape. 3110 02:14:50.390 --> 02:14:56.060 He's, yeah. I feel like that would be your response. 3111 02:14:56.380 --> 02:14:56.960 It wasn't. 3112 02:14:57.060 --> 02:14:57.439 It wasn't. 3113 02:14:57.680 --> 02:14:59.220 I know. It might have been. 3114 02:14:59.239 --> 02:15:00.939 I do really like Gilbert Gottfried, but no. 3115 02:15:00.960 --> 02:15:01.500 Who doesn't? 3116 02:15:02.479 --> 02:15:02.859 Me. 3117 02:15:02.960 --> 02:15:05.380 The people at Geico. I mean. 3118 02:15:05.579 --> 02:15:09.329 Not out and out dislike him, but he's pushing his 3119 02:15:09.369 --> 02:15:10.010 luck some days. 3120 02:15:10.250 --> 02:15:12.869 I mean, that thing where he was reading Fifty Shades 3121 02:15:12.909 --> 02:15:15.890 of

Grey is the only way I ever want to 3122 02:15:16.869 --> 02:15:18.350 experience that book, you know? 3123 02:15:18.369 --> 02:15:18.569 Stop. 3124 02:15:19.699 --> 02:15:24.689 You know, as far as we are into this, I 3125 02:15:24.750 --> 02:15:27.569 think I could maybe list one winner. 3126 02:15:27.489 --> 02:15:28.289 Of the show. 3127 02:15:29.210 --> 02:15:30.529 That's usually how this goes. 3128 02:15:30.689 --> 02:15:33.569 And I don't even really know what that category she 3129 02:15:33.609 --> 02:15:34.270 won for is. 3130 02:15:34.810 --> 02:15:37.029 That's why we don't pay any attention. 3131 02:15:37.050 --> 02:15:37.979 What do you think is more. 3132 02:15:37.909 --> 02:15:38.529 Important, though? 3133 02:15:38.600 --> 02:15:39.939 Winning or just being nominated? 3134 02:15:41.079 --> 02:15:42.819 Probably winning, I would think. 3135 02:15:43.800 --> 02:15:45.659 Nominating doesn't hurt your career, though. 3136 02:15:46.220 --> 02:15:50.699 Yeah, but nominating... If you're just nominated, you don't get 3137 02:15:50.739 --> 02:15:53.710 to find out words of brawl if there's chocolate inside 3138 02:15:53.750 --> 02:15:54.270 that statue. 3139 02:15:54.289 --> 02:15:58.670 All right, but how many DVD cases say nominated for 12? 3140 02:15:58.670 --> 02:15:59.590 Probably most of these. 3141 02:15:59.729 --> 02:16:03.289 Some. Depends on how desperate they are that they didn't 3142 02:16:03.350 --> 02:16:06.760 win anything. Sometimes they do. I don't know. 3143 02:16:06.810 --> 02:16:09.180 What was that? I watched a terrible movie within the 3144 02:16:09.220 --> 02:16:12.260 last year. It was literally a garbage shit show, and 3145 02:16:12.279 --> 02:16:15.529 it had like four Oscar winners in it. That happens 3146 02:16:15.609 --> 02:16:16.229 a lot. 3147 02:16:16.270 --> 02:16:18.890 Just because they win an Oscar doesn't mean from that 3148 02:16:18.930 --> 02:16:21.399 point on they have to keep doing Oscar caliber movies. 3149 02:16:21.409 --> 02:16:22.069 Right, I know. 3150 02:16:22.180 --> 02:16:23.760 Return to Cuba Gooding Jr. 3151 02:16:23.800 --> 02:16:24.300 Right, I know. 3152 02:16:24.319 --> 02:16:26.779 Exactly. Check out Boat Trip and tell me how that 3153 02:16:26.800 --> 02:16:27.920 goes for you. 3154 02:16:27.939 --> 02:16:28.640 Yeah, no. 3155 02:16:28.640 --> 02:16:29.500 No, for sure. 3156 02:16:29.600 --> 02:16:31.199 It's a bad thing to get on you for busting 3157 02:16:31.680 --> 02:16:35.639 Cuba Gooding Jr. balls until you mention Boat Trip. 3158 02:16:35.659 --> 02:16:35.729 No. 3159 02:16:35.739 --> 02:16:38.620 You win. You win. Come on. 3160 02:16:38.799 --> 02:16:40.379 He's in a lot of stuff. 3161 02:16:40.639 --> 02:16:42.639 Isn't he on the up again or something? Or am 3162 02:16:42.680 --> 02:16:43.440 I just imagining? 3163 02:16:43.479 --> 02:16:44.040 I don't know. 3164 02:16:44.579 --> 02:16:46.719 No, it was like a movie. I want to say 3165 02:16:46.739 --> 02:16:49.870 it was

like Creature Blub. 3166 02:16:51.010 --> 02:16:53.889 Exactly. Creature Blub. 3167 02:16:55.010 --> 02:16:55.690 I don't know. 3168 02:16:55.750 --> 02:16:57.709 Okay, we'll write that as our third movie. 3169 02:16:57.750 --> 02:16:58.649 Yeah, Creature Blub. 3170 02:16:59.309 --> 02:17:02.209 Beautiful Creatures is a movie that came out recently. I 3171 02:17:02.229 --> 02:17:02.829 haven't seen it. 3172 02:17:02.930 --> 02:17:04.879 Is it the one that has like four Oscar winners 3173 02:17:04.940 --> 02:17:05.579 and it's like garbage? 3174 02:17:05.600 --> 02:17:06.239 That I don't know. 3175 02:17:07.059 --> 02:17:07.459 Okay. 3176 02:17:09.040 --> 02:17:10.739 Is this movie set in the 80s or do they 3177 02:17:10.780 --> 02:17:12.040 just dress really stupid? 3178 02:17:12.059 --> 02:17:14.100 Ha ha ha. 3179 02:17:15.059 --> 02:17:15.899 It looks like babies. 3180 02:17:15.940 --> 02:17:19.879 Take that, costume department. 3181 02:17:22.319 --> 02:17:24.059 It was a legitimate question. 3182 02:17:25.520 --> 02:17:33.649 Not a slam at all. Alright, people talking. Next up, 3183 02:17:33.729 --> 02:17:37.590 the 2017 movie you expected to hate but ended up enjoying. 3184 02:17:38.309 --> 02:17:41.729 We got some interesting versions here, some of which I 3185 02:17:41.809 --> 02:17:45.149 didn't expect to be in this category, but First up, 3186 02:17:45.209 --> 02:17:47.879 this was, I threw it in mostly because probably not 3187 02:17:47.899 --> 02:17:49.959 that many people have seen it. So go see it. 3188 02:17:50.040 --> 02:17:52.100 seek it out I guess because people seem to like 3189 02:17:52.139 --> 02:17:55.969 it the girl with all the gifts which specifically the 3190 02:17:56.010 --> 02:17:59.350 quote was I thought going in okay another zombie movie 3191 02:17:59.770 --> 02:18:02.159 sigh But it was really good. 3192 02:18:02.180 --> 02:18:03.040 It is good. 3193 02:18:03.200 --> 02:18:05.430 I've heard several different people tell me that now. 3194 02:18:05.440 --> 02:18:07.680 The book's great, and the film is one of the 3195 02:18:07.739 --> 02:18:11.520 most accurate adaptations of a book that I've ever seen. 3196 02:18:12.100 --> 02:18:13.950 Even if you don't like zombie movies, I suggest that one, 3197 02:18:13.959 --> 02:18:15.920 because I'm not a big zombie movie fan either, but 3198 02:18:16.020 --> 02:18:18.940 it's done in a really different way. I'm surprised it 3199 02:18:18.979 --> 02:18:20.420 didn't get a bigger release in America. 3200 02:18:20.440 --> 02:18:22.219 Yeah, you would think at this point. 3201 02:18:22.239 --> 02:18:25.540 I mean, who was it? Glenn Close, right? She was 3202 02:18:25.579 --> 02:18:28.079 the big American star in it in that. jim art 3203 02:18:28.250 --> 02:18:29.399 artisan jim. 3204 02:18:29.219 --> 02:18:31.739 Artisan's awesome yeah so it's it's very good. 3205 02:18:31.600 --> 02:18:34.159 I definitely definitely suggest that one there's a sequel to 3206 02:18:34.200 --> 02:18:35.399 the book out now i don't know if they'll do 3207 02:18:35.420 --> 02:18:36.139 another movie or. 3208 02:18:36.120 --> 02:18:38.850 Not again i don't know how much it made so 3209 02:18:38.870 --> 02:18:43.270 maybe i don't know all right next up i tanya 3210 02:18:43.690 --> 02:18:46.399 which i that one we had that comment earlier i 3211 02:18:46.450 --> 02:18:50.389 was like i expected that to be a nightmare and 3212 02:18:50.629 --> 02:18:54.629 it was really well put together and obviously oscar caliber 3213 02:18:54.649 --> 02:18:56.510 because they're here tonight really. 3214 02:18:56.329 --> 02:18:58.659 Wasn't on my radar either and then a couple people 3215 02:18:58.700 --> 02:19:00.620 told me that i liked that it was good and 3216 02:19:00.700 --> 02:19:02.559 yeah i absolutely adored that. 3217 02:19:02.440 --> 02:19:04.920 Movie yeah i was surprised how good it was it 3218 02:19:04.940 --> 02:19:05.360 just looks. 3219 02:19:05.239 --> 02:19:08.200 Like a basic ass comedy when i like heard about 3220 02:19:08.260 --> 02:19:10.149 it but i don't know i guess it's. 3221 02:19:10.209 --> 02:19:13.930 It's yeah everybody's so perfect in it it's it's one 3222 02:19:13.969 --> 02:19:18.500 of those it is so ridiculous that you wouldn't believe 3223 02:19:18.559 --> 02:19:23.260 this as a movie except that we all remember that 3224 02:19:23.280 --> 02:19:26.059 going on like i like so you get to those 3225 02:19:26.139 --> 02:19:28.579 details and you're like they made that part up right 3226 02:19:28.760 --> 02:19:31.780 and then they're like no no no go back and 3227 02:19:31.799 --> 02:19:33.000 look it happened. 3228 02:19:33.159 --> 02:19:35.389 I love the documentary style and the fact that the 3229 02:19:35.489 --> 02:19:37.170 fourth wall breaking and that sort of stuff it's really 3230 02:19:37.200 --> 02:19:39.969 like jarring to see a moment of abuse then all 3231 02:19:39.989 --> 02:19:41.909 of a sudden the character turns and starts talking to 3232 02:19:41.950 --> 02:19:45.430 you it's uh It's not all comedy. It's definitely very 3233 02:19:45.489 --> 02:19:47.549 dark at times. 3234 02:19:48.370 --> 02:19:49.569 There are times when they're. 3235 02:19:49.850 --> 02:19:53.659 But the Sean, the basement dweller, that guy cracked me up. 3236 02:19:54.239 --> 02:19:55.920 I was trained in espionage. 3237 02:19:56.299 --> 02:19:59.239 That guy's pretty ridiculous. And again, you can go find 3238 02:19:59.840 --> 02:20:01.899 footage of him actually saying that nonsense. 3239 02:20:01.920 --> 02:20:04.219 Well, they got the interviews at the end, so definitely 3240 02:20:04.239 --> 02:20:06.340 stick around for the credits when you watch that movie. 3241 02:20:06.360 --> 02:20:09.780 When you're not believing how ridiculous this is, they're like, no, 3242 02:20:10.079 --> 02:20:11.239 no really, this is all real. 3243 02:20:12.809 --> 02:20:13.110 It does. 3244 02:20:13.170 --> 02:20:14.809 It looks like it's made

out of old Ikea bags. 3245 02:20:16.549 --> 02:20:17.069 What does? 3246 02:20:17.530 --> 02:20:18.510 Nicole Kidman's dress. 3247 02:20:19.690 --> 02:20:20.809 Nicole Kidman's face. 3248 02:20:21.309 --> 02:20:24.250 Yeah, that too. 3249 02:20:25.510 --> 02:20:27.750 She's my vote for the best monster. 3250 02:20:27.270 --> 02:20:35.579 Of the show. Oh, yikes. Alright, so. Yeah, this was 3251 02:20:35.620 --> 02:20:38.299 the one I didn't see coming. Quite a few votes 3252 02:20:38.340 --> 02:20:40.540 for Get Out. Now, I don't know if that was 3253 02:20:40.840 --> 02:20:43.350 after all the hype. That's the only thing I could 3254 02:20:43.389 --> 02:20:46.420 think because I'm like, going in, I'm like, why one 3255 02:20:46.430 --> 02:20:48.520 way or the other? Why would you even. 3256 02:20:48.719 --> 02:20:51.379 I think it's the Jordan Peele thing. 3257 02:20:51.700 --> 02:20:55.399 Yeah, maybe Jordan Peele. That was mine because I didn't 3258 02:20:55.500 --> 02:20:59.069 see it right away. I came in to the point 3259 02:20:59.090 --> 02:21:01.569 of when it was totally blown up as the biggest thing. 3260 02:21:01.590 --> 02:21:04.430 It just won something. In just one screenplay. 3261 02:21:04.590 --> 02:21:06.629 I thought right away that I'd like it because I 3262 02:21:06.649 --> 02:21:10.270 loved Key and Peele. Yeah. Just based on his name recognition. 3263 02:21:10.299 --> 02:21:12.639 Yeah, there's no guarantee he could make this kind of 3264 02:21:12.659 --> 02:21:14.360 thing work and change gears. 3265 02:21:14.860 --> 02:21:17.979 Maybe people watch Keanu and they're like, no. 3266 02:21:18.000 --> 02:21:22.059 That cat's pretty cute though. 3267 02:21:22.239 --> 02:21:25.479 I argue that for what that is, it's not that 3268 02:21:26.000 --> 02:21:30.299 poorly written of a movie. I mean, it's got its moments. 3269 02:21:30.360 --> 02:21:30.719 Right. 3270 02:21:31.879 --> 02:21:33.440 I mean, I don't know. 3271 02:21:34.020 --> 02:21:36.860 It's got a kitten. That's the only thing I could 3272 02:21:36.879 --> 02:21:39.260 think is going in after the fact. I did go 3273 02:21:39.299 --> 02:21:42.899 in with like, all right, let's see. Is this really 3274 02:21:42.920 --> 02:21:44.760 going to be able to live up to all this talk? 3275 02:21:44.799 --> 02:21:46.969 And then I was like, no, no, it really does. 3276 02:21:47.079 --> 02:21:47.889 It really does. 3277 02:21:47.909 --> 02:21:50.770 He really kind of knows what he's doing. It's really good. 3278 02:21:50.909 --> 02:21:51.590 It's well put together. 3279 02:21:51.610 --> 02:21:53.790 I'm very excited to see where he goes next with 3280 02:21:54.170 --> 02:21:55.270 all the directing and whatnot. 3281 02:21:55.569 --> 02:21:56.069 Keanu too. 3282 02:21:56.530 --> 02:21:58.590 Yeah. 3283 02:21:58.629 --> 02:22:02.059 Keanu the cat, but in a John Wick situation. Ooh, 3284 02:22:02.459 --> 02:22:04.139 see that? Cat revenge tale. 3285 02:22:04.200 --> 02:22:08.989 That I'm fine with. Next up, The Greatest Showman. Yeah, 3286 02:22:09.010 --> 02:22:12.709 that one. As we said earlier, you're watching the trailer going, wait, 3287 02:22:12.969 --> 02:22:15.809 what did they make this from? What are they doing? 3288 02:22:17.010 --> 02:22:18.870 I still question it. I haven't watched it yet, so 3289 02:22:19.229 --> 02:22:21.170 I'm making up my mind as soon. 3290 02:22:21.000 --> 02:22:21.639 As I get around to it. 3291 02:22:21.639 --> 02:22:23.600 The Greatest Showman was exactly what I thought it would be. 3292 02:22:24.319 --> 02:22:26.819 It was very Moulin Rouge-y, you know? 3293 02:22:27.000 --> 02:22:29.000 Which is another divisive movie. 3294 02:22:29.139 --> 02:22:29.899 Right, yeah. 3295 02:22:30.290 --> 02:22:33.030 But, I mean, like, not amazing, but the songs are 3296 02:22:33.049 --> 02:22:36.229 catchy enough. It's entertaining enough. It's not, like, going to 3297 02:22:36.270 --> 02:22:36.950 make you weep. 3298 02:22:37.350 --> 02:22:40.530 Well, that's what I said on the music nominee episode. 3299 02:22:40.549 --> 02:22:42.729 I was like, I just went and listened to several 3300 02:22:42.770 --> 02:22:46.469 of the songs, and I'm like, this is full-on old-school 3301 02:22:46.510 --> 02:22:50.329 Hollywood musical. Like, it's not take the weird place that 3302 02:22:50.350 --> 02:22:52.540 they took the story from out of it, but, like, 3303 02:22:52.700 --> 02:22:55.680 production level and just, like, the level of talent that 3304 02:22:55.719 --> 02:22:57.379 they brought in and all the work that they put 3305 02:22:57.420 --> 02:23:02.879 into making the show of it, like, that is impressive. Now, again, 3306 02:23:02.979 --> 02:23:04.700 it's whether or not you think all this works with 3307 02:23:04.719 --> 02:23:07.149 the story is your call when you're watching it, but 3308 02:23:07.250 --> 02:23:10.090 it's impressive that at this point, and I say La 3309 02:23:10.129 --> 02:23:12.649 La Land is to blame, they're willing to do this 3310 02:23:12.750 --> 02:23:17.309 level of big Hollywood musical again. So, it's, that it 3311 02:23:17.350 --> 02:23:19.610 got made, I don't know that it would have without 3312 02:23:19.770 --> 02:23:21.809 La La Land being what it was last year, but. 3313 02:23:22.229 --> 02:23:25.030 Is it, is it the same person who directed Moulin Rouge? 3314 02:23:25.049 --> 02:23:26.530 Because it, like, literally felt super. 3315 02:23:26.549 --> 02:23:32.940 No, it's not bad. It is La La Land. It's 3316 02:23:32.979 --> 02:23:35.319 the guys who wrote La La Land, definitely. 3317 02:23:35.379 --> 02:23:38.989 I didn't think it was Baz Luhrmann, but it was 3318 02:23:39.020 --> 02:23:41.170 almost like, hey, let's do what Moulin Rouge did. 3319 02:23:42.129 --> 02:23:42.549 Or even. 3320 02:23:42.569 --> 02:23:43.690 Piss people off. 3321 02:23:44.790 --> 02:23:46.850 Yeah, basically. 3322 02:23:46.870 --> 02:23:53.649 Well, success! But not enough to win. So, for

the 3323 02:23:53.750 --> 02:23:56.309 movie you expected to hate, but ended up enjoying, and 3324 02:23:56.350 --> 02:24:02.540 this is arguable, but The winner is Justice League. I think, Phillip, 3325 02:24:03.219 --> 02:24:06.389 we were discussing it. Maybe you put it best earlier today. 3326 02:24:06.409 --> 02:24:09.809 It didn't make me burn down the theater, so it's 3327 02:24:09.850 --> 02:24:15.430 got that going for it. I was trying to decide, 3328 02:24:15.489 --> 02:24:18.170 is that our category for next year? The movie that 3329 02:24:19.049 --> 02:24:21.659 didn't make me want to burn down the theater. 3330 02:24:21.899 --> 02:24:24.719 I expected from all the press that I would just 3331 02:24:24.760 --> 02:24:28.799 absolutely hate it like every other DC movie that I've seen. But, yeah, 3332 02:24:28.819 --> 02:24:31.180 they softened it enough. I mean, it was very disjointed, 3333 02:24:31.719 --> 02:24:35.620 probably because there was two directors. Unofficial. 3334 02:24:35.979 --> 02:24:36.219 Right. 3335 02:24:36.319 --> 02:24:36.920 Unofficial. 3336 02:24:38.020 --> 02:24:40.649 But I appreciated the comedy they tacked on. Wonder Woman's 3337 02:24:40.670 --> 02:24:44.590 bits were good. And I even thought Batman was great. 3338 02:24:44.610 --> 02:24:46.530 I liked Affleck as Batman. I liked Affleck. 3339 02:24:46.549 --> 02:24:48.290 I think Batman and Wonder Woman. 3340 02:24:47.969 --> 02:24:49.829 Were the highlights of the movie. 3341 02:24:50.049 --> 02:24:51.649 And I even liked the Flash. 3342 02:24:51.709 --> 02:24:51.909 Yeah. 3343 02:24:52.690 --> 02:24:55.790 He's got potential. He still hit a lot of off notes, 3344 02:24:56.110 --> 02:24:57.850 but most of that, again, was the writing. 3345 02:24:58.409 --> 02:25:02.190 His jawline was a little too chiseled for. 3346 02:25:03.389 --> 02:25:03.549 Me. 3347 02:25:03.569 --> 02:25:05.549 You're not voting for him. 3348 02:25:05.569 --> 02:25:08.250 I wasn't a big fan of what to do with Aquaman. 3349 02:25:09.110 --> 02:25:11.899 Nobody was. Which is why it kills me that he's 3350 02:25:11.940 --> 02:25:18.280 got the next movie coming out. I get it, but 3351 02:25:18.299 --> 02:25:20.459 then I don't because I'm like, it didn't work. If 3352 02:25:20.500 --> 02:25:24.120 you guys already, it didn't work just in justice league 3353 02:25:24.579 --> 02:25:26.840 he took a lot of the heat so why would 3354 02:25:26.879 --> 02:25:29.040 you now give him his own story. 3355 02:25:28.579 --> 02:25:30.569 He just comes off like a cocky frat dude. 3356 02:25:30.440 --> 02:25:33.590 Yeah and there's not much story there like the it's 3357 02:25:33.770 --> 02:25:37.090 pushing it for the story anyway with aquaman for most people. 3358 02:25:36.829 --> 02:25:39.290 The aquaman comics after the reboot that's what i was gonna. 3359 02:25:39.110 --> 02:25:41.270 Say most of the comic people love that. 3360 02:25:41.149 --> 02:25:43.590 Story but all the self-deprecation and

that sort of stuff 3361 02:25:43.610 --> 02:25:45.629 i think would have worked really well i think the 3362 02:25:45.930 --> 02:25:48.379 level that most people which is who you're trying to 3363 02:25:48.440 --> 02:25:51.020 sucker in on these multi-million dollar movies like they're just 3364 02:25:51.040 --> 02:25:53.559 gonna be like aquaman and they're not gonna show up 3365 02:25:53.600 --> 02:25:56.299 for it so you'd really have to like pull in 3366 02:25:56.340 --> 02:26:00.110 some some really impressive writing and put together a good 3367 02:26:00.149 --> 02:26:02.309 movie on top of that and i don't know that 3368 02:26:02.350 --> 02:26:07.110 that's what any dc project's gonna do but anyway. 3369 02:26:07.770 --> 02:26:10.709 I feel like aquaman It could redeem itself, but it 3370 02:26:10.850 --> 02:26:11.649 probably won't. 3371 02:26:12.010 --> 02:26:13.370 Yeah. I mean, I'll go see it. 3372 02:26:13.389 --> 02:26:14.829 I will leave it until... Yeah, I'll watch it. 3373 02:26:14.989 --> 02:26:16.659 I'm sure we'll be talking about it at the end 3374 02:26:16.690 --> 02:26:19.680 of this year. But that doesn't mean I'm not going 3375 02:26:19.719 --> 02:26:20.760 in with my guard. 3376 02:26:23.040 --> 02:26:23.139 Up. 3377 02:26:23.159 --> 02:26:26.799 So this one, one of my favorite categories. I will 3378 02:26:26.860 --> 02:26:29.739 not take credit for it. It was, again, shows you 3379 02:26:29.860 --> 02:26:33.739 you have a role in this show. It was just 3380 02:26:33.899 --> 02:26:37.889 suggested by a listener many years ago. I love the 3381 02:26:37.930 --> 02:26:40.409 wording on it, and I've stuck with it as something 3382 02:26:40.450 --> 02:26:43.729 that the Oscars should be doing. This category is the 3383 02:26:43.829 --> 02:26:48.930 dreariest study of the human condition in a film in 2017. 3384 02:26:48.930 --> 02:26:54.620 I love that category. So most of these, I'm like, wow, 3385 02:26:54.799 --> 02:26:56.879 that's really, really fitting. 3386 02:26:59.319 --> 02:26:59.840 First up. 3387 02:27:00.059 --> 02:27:01.540 I'd like to nominate Nicole Kidman. 3388 02:27:02.170 --> 02:27:04.850 Did you say that for all of these scary ones? 3389 02:27:05.329 --> 02:27:08.030 Why this Nicole Kidman bashing? I don't know. Wait, I 3390 02:27:08.069 --> 02:27:11.500 was doing it too. First up, The Only Living Boy 3391 02:27:11.530 --> 02:27:14.360 in New York, which I've seen the trailer for and 3392 02:27:14.399 --> 02:27:16.590 I don't really remember much else of it. 3393 02:27:16.620 --> 02:27:18.079 I didn't see that one. 3394 02:27:18.100 --> 02:27:19.180 But not heard good things. 3395 02:27:19.260 --> 02:27:21.959 I don't think I've heard of that one. 3396 02:27:22.040 --> 02:27:24.260 I'd heard of it earlier this year. I just saw 3397 02:27:24.280 --> 02:27:26.670 the trailer a couple weeks ago and I still really 3398 02:27:26.709 --> 02:27:28.180 couldn't tell you what all is going on in it. 3399 02:27:28.229

--> 02:27:32.159 So that doesn't speak highly of the trailer. Next. And 3400 02:27:32.200 --> 02:27:34.159 this one, I'm like, yeah, that's the thing. I don't 3401 02:27:34.200 --> 02:27:37.229 even like, that's why I love this category because it's 3402 02:27:37.290 --> 02:27:39.469 not even a knock on the film. A lot of times, 3403 02:27:39.530 --> 02:27:41.379 like even, when it's a great movie, I'm like, if 3404 02:27:41.420 --> 02:27:43.020 that fits, I'm like, no, you're right. 3405 02:27:43.059 --> 02:27:43.620 That's perfect. 3406 02:27:44.200 --> 02:27:47.940 Like, I Tawn Ya. Yeah, yeah, that's, I mean, can 3407 02:27:47.979 --> 02:27:50.360 you think of a better way to describe that whole 3408 02:27:50.430 --> 02:27:55.729 goings on? Drearious study of the human condition through and 3409 02:27:55.889 --> 02:28:04.780 fucking through. Next up, Mother! No, really, watch it. You're 3410 02:28:04.799 --> 02:28:07.899 gonna come right in line with that one. This one 3411 02:28:08.159 --> 02:28:12.639 is the runner-up. Got a lot of votes, and I guess, like, 3412 02:28:12.680 --> 02:28:17.000 it isn't what I thought of immediately, but Blade Runner 2049, 3413 02:28:16.979 --> 02:28:20.729 it's dark. I feel like in the end, I was 3414 02:28:20.770 --> 02:28:23.229 kind of glad it didn't win, because I feel like 3415 02:28:23.250 --> 02:28:25.750 in the end, it's trying to be much more hopeful 3416 02:28:26.129 --> 02:28:29.180 as a story, so... I can see it getting some 3417 02:28:29.219 --> 02:28:32.260 votes overall, but I don't think it comes close to 3418 02:28:32.840 --> 02:28:36.770 the winner. And the winner is Get Out. I mean, 3419 02:28:37.389 --> 02:28:43.750 once again, the dreariest study of the human condition. Yup. 3420 02:28:44.829 --> 02:28:50.049 It's perfect. I do like this write-in vote that was Easily, 3421 02:28:50.090 --> 02:28:54.709 whatever Fifty Shades film came out. Embarrassing all around. And yes, 3422 02:28:54.950 --> 02:28:56.790 I double checked. I was like, wait, the new one 3423 02:28:56.829 --> 02:28:58.739 just came out. How long ago was the other? 3424 02:28:59.079 --> 02:28:59.430 No, no. 3425 02:28:59.579 --> 02:29:03.239 Fifty Shades Darker was just the beginning of this past year. 3426 02:29:04.040 --> 02:29:06.219 They were knocking them out like within a year of 3427 02:29:06.280 --> 02:29:09.700 each other because they're lucky anybody paid attention to them 3428 02:29:09.760 --> 02:29:10.120 at all. 3429 02:29:10.299 --> 02:29:11.280 Are they done with them? 3430 02:29:11.299 --> 02:29:13.180 I hope to God they are. Did they do this poor. 3431 02:29:13.120 --> 02:29:14.879 Shit that Hollywood's been doing where they take. 3432 02:29:15.239 --> 02:29:18.059 They break up the last book. They twilighted it and 3433 02:29:18.079 --> 02:29:20.250 Harry Potter'd it and decided to break it up. 3434 02:29:20.260 --> 02:29:22.719 I have two 25 Shades of Grey. 3435 02:29:24.440 --> 02:29:27.069 Damn it. I'll

give you that one. That was pretty good. 3436 02:29:27.209 --> 02:29:28.149 Thank you. 3437 02:29:29.590 --> 02:29:33.290 Alright, so as we were discussing earlier while we were 3438 02:29:33.389 --> 02:29:36.430 making our pork-filled snacks, we were having issues with the 3439 02:29:36.469 --> 02:29:40.059 way that the Oscars runs their music department and their 3440 02:29:40.090 --> 02:29:44.520 dumb rules that they make up and what gets nominated 3441 02:29:44.559 --> 02:29:48.700 and what is not qualified even though it's fine and 3442 02:29:48.719 --> 02:29:50.559 they just did it for this movie but there's a 3443 02:29:50.579 --> 02:29:53.680 weird loophole and the one time they had like too 3444 02:29:53.719 --> 02:29:57.620 many people writing the song and somehow that yeah kicked 3445 02:29:57.639 --> 02:29:59.479 them out i'm like what what are these rules and 3446 02:29:59.500 --> 02:30:01.680 where did you make them up and so i'm like 3447 02:30:01.700 --> 02:30:03.860 screw you oscars and i came up with my own 3448 02:30:03.889 --> 02:30:06.569 version of it which is why both of these new 3449 02:30:06.750 --> 02:30:10.809 next two categories exist uh it's the favorite song used 3450 02:30:10.870 --> 02:30:14.510 in a 2017 film any of them does not have 3451 02:30:14.549 --> 02:30:16.709 to be originally created from it, and in fact, the 3452 02:30:16.750 --> 02:30:19.750 way most movies use them, they're all older songs anyway. So, 3453 02:30:20.129 --> 02:30:23.729 to me, it's equally as effective, if not more so, 3454 02:30:23.809 --> 02:30:27.270 to take something old and find a new and interesting 3455 02:30:27.309 --> 02:30:30.430 way to use it in your film. So, it's open 3456 02:30:30.450 --> 02:30:32.770 to all of them, and usually those older ones are 3457 02:30:32.790 --> 02:30:36.629 the ones that get nominated. So, first up for favorite 3458 02:30:36.729 --> 02:30:40.110 use of a song in a 2017 film is Mr. 3459 02:30:40.149 --> 02:30:44.270 Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra. From the previously mentioned 3460 02:30:44.489 --> 02:30:49.250 awesome opening to Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Next, again, 3461 02:30:49.450 --> 02:30:51.170 it's a good way to open your movie. Next up, 3462 02:30:51.270 --> 02:30:55.209 Space Oddity by David Bowie from the Valerian opening credits. 3463 02:30:56.010 --> 02:31:00.610 Their comment is, terrible movie, awesome opening. Again, I feel 3464 02:31:00.639 --> 02:31:02.280 like it's a little harsh on the movie, but it 3465 02:31:02.399 --> 02:31:07.159 is a perfectly well put together opening. And Fitz, it's 3466 02:31:07.180 --> 02:31:12.180 just so amazingly pieced together with that song. Next up, 3467 02:31:12.280 --> 02:31:15.479 I figured this was coming in. Immigrant song from Led 3468 02:31:15.500 --> 02:31:19.500 Zeppelin from Thor Ragnarok. Is there a song that was 3469 02:31:19.680 --> 02:31:23.840 made perfectly to go in a movie like that one? 3470 02:31:23.899 --> 02:31:28.040 And it's, yeah, it's like they wrote it. Oh, this, okay, 3471 02:31:28.180 --> 02:31:30.500 side note. This was something that happened the other day. 3472 02:31:31.520 --> 02:31:34.920 And I'm such a geek and I'm so like steeped 3473 02:31:34.969 --> 02:31:39.469 in geeky things that I just assume everybody knows all. 3474 02:31:40.969 --> 02:31:44.489 We're listening to Led Zeppelin and this person that I'm 3475 02:31:44.530 --> 02:31:50.149 sitting there with hears them mention Gollum and is trying 3476 02:31:50.170 --> 02:31:56.420 to decide which came first. The song or the book? 3477 02:31:56.879 --> 02:31:57.959 Lord of the Rings? 3478 02:31:58.620 --> 02:32:01.299 I think they knew it was based on... The movies 3479 02:32:01.340 --> 02:32:03.420 were based on a book, but I think they thought 3480 02:32:03.479 --> 02:32:06.579 the books were written right before the movies came. And 3481 02:32:06.620 --> 02:32:10.219 I was like... Wow. Again, I'm enough of a geek. 3482 02:32:10.299 --> 02:32:10.600 I went. 3483 02:32:11.100 --> 02:32:13.700 like the 30s and then I googled it and it's 3484 02:32:13.719 --> 02:32:16.809 like 36 or something so I'm just like I'm pretty 3485 02:32:16.889 --> 02:32:20.649 sure Tolkien wrote those a long time ago and they're 3486 02:32:20.670 --> 02:32:25.649 like really and I'm like Jesus did I sometimes I 3487 02:32:25.690 --> 02:32:28.549 think I'm so like in my own geeky world that 3488 02:32:28.610 --> 02:32:30.850 we all have the same dumb conversations and we all 3489 02:32:30.889 --> 02:32:34.510 know this but occasionally I fall in with people in 3490 02:32:34.530 --> 02:32:36.790 the regular world and I'm like no this is just 3491 02:32:36.829 --> 02:32:40.229 stuff we sit around talking about with each other Like, 3492 02:32:40.850 --> 02:32:44.200 I forget regular people don't care about that shit. So, like, 3493 02:32:44.780 --> 02:32:47.639 the fact that, you know, in the 90s somewhere, Tolkien 3494 02:32:47.680 --> 02:32:50.920 was knocking out this series of books for a lot 3495 02:32:50.940 --> 02:32:53.020 of people, that might be true. And I was just like, 3496 02:32:53.760 --> 02:32:57.059 you're not, okay, you're not joking. Shit, okay, never mind. 3497 02:32:57.079 --> 02:32:58.540 I feel like everybody knows. 3498 02:32:59.549 --> 02:33:02.030 This was not a put-on. Like, I had to Google 3499 02:33:02.090 --> 02:33:04.590 it to make sure they knew I was not joking. 3500 02:33:04.629 --> 02:33:07.090 I was like, no, I think that was the 30s 3501 02:33:07.129 --> 02:33:09.899 he wrote those, and heck. all right i was like 3502 02:33:09.979 --> 02:33:13.239 so yeah that just reminded me i i forget what 3503 02:33:13.280 --> 02:33:15.360 the real world is like sometimes i'm so used to 3504 02:33:15.399 --> 02:33:18.299 hanging out with hobbit folk that i i forget how 3505 02:33:18.360 --> 02:33:24.870 regular people are that aside uh this one for nominated 3506 02:33:25.049 -->

02:33:27.549 for a previous guest of the show this is uh 3507 02:33:27.610 --> 02:33:31.430 bell bottoms from the john spencer blues explosion from baby 3508 02:33:31.469 --> 02:33:34.819 driver oh Marlena, would you like to take a moment 3509 02:33:34.860 --> 02:33:37.600 to talk about your run-in with John Spencer? 3510 02:33:38.120 --> 02:33:39.719 I don't even remember. 3511 02:33:39.760 --> 02:33:43.799 Jeez. I think it's time for a Marlena moment. 3512 02:33:45.549 --> 02:33:50.389 We were standing outside, and he came up to us. 3513 02:33:50.809 --> 02:33:52.889 He's like, hey, what are you guys doing? I was like, 3514 02:33:53.030 --> 02:33:55.049 we're just talking. We haven't seen each other in. 3515 02:33:55.010 --> 02:33:55.729 A long time. 3516 02:33:55.750 --> 02:33:58.180 It's like a group of us. And he was like, okay. 3517 02:33:58.409 --> 02:33:59.590 And he like ran. 3518 02:33:59.629 --> 02:33:59.930 No, no. 3519 02:34:00.270 --> 02:34:00.770 No, wait. 3520 02:34:01.329 --> 02:34:03.049 I do know this is a real Marlena moment because 3521 02:34:03.110 --> 02:34:05.270 I was there to witness it. Because I had talked 3522 02:34:05.309 --> 02:34:07.319 to him. It was after we did our episode. 3523 02:34:07.399 --> 02:34:07.680 Yeah. 3524 02:34:07.780 --> 02:34:09.700 So he knew who I was. And that's kind of 3525 02:34:09.739 --> 02:34:12.100 why he came wandering out like well after the show. 3526 02:34:12.180 --> 02:34:14.659 Most people had gone home. We won't say Jessica was 3527 02:34:14.680 --> 02:34:16.540 drunk out in the street, but that might have been 3528 02:34:16.559 --> 02:34:18.809 what happened. So we're standing out in the street and 3529 02:34:18.829 --> 02:34:21.790 Jessica's yammering on being crazy because she'd had a lot. 3530 02:34:22.389 --> 02:34:25.149 And at some point, he just comes wandering out and 3531 02:34:25.170 --> 02:34:27.819 he's like, hey guys, how's it going? And you did say, oh, 3532 02:34:27.850 --> 02:34:29.600 we're just hanging out. We haven't seen each other in 3533 02:34:29.639 --> 02:34:31.100 a while because I don't think I talked to Jessica 3534 02:34:31.120 --> 02:34:35.180 in like a year at that point. And he goes... 3535 02:34:35.690 --> 02:34:36.930 all right, I'll just fuck off then. 3536 02:34:36.989 --> 02:34:38.579 Wow. 3537 02:34:38.899 --> 02:34:41.520 And like, he kind of said it jokingly, but he 3538 02:34:41.579 --> 02:34:45.200 did fuck off. Like, he walked off and went back inside. 3539 02:34:45.219 --> 02:34:48.030 And I'm like, did we just diss John Spencer? Like, 3540 02:34:48.049 --> 02:34:53.209 what the fuck? We weren't meaning to. So this is, yeah, 3541 02:34:53.469 --> 02:34:55.469 I was there to witness that one. That was definitely 3542 02:34:55.489 --> 02:34:56.969 an awkward run-in with a celebrity. 3543 02:34:56.989 --> 02:34:58.309 John Spencer, if you're listening, I'll hang. 3544 02:34:58.309 --> 02:35:01.239 Out with you. Yeah, I had a wonderful time

with 3545 02:35:01.270 --> 02:35:04.040 you that day, I'll just say. It was a great episode. 3546 02:35:04.079 --> 02:35:04.930 Go back and listen to it. 3547 02:35:04.940 --> 02:35:06.559 He's awesome. I can play some ukulele. 3548 02:35:06.799 --> 02:35:10.260 I take no responsibility for what those two were doing 3549 02:35:10.280 --> 02:35:11.899 out in the street that night. 3550 02:35:11.920 --> 02:35:16.540 I don't ever get starstruck. I'm just so naturally awkward 3551 02:35:16.659 --> 02:35:17.360 that I. 3552 02:35:17.379 --> 02:35:19.280 I don't know. You got pretty excited that time you 3553 02:35:19.329 --> 02:35:19.579 met R2-D2. 3554 02:35:21.819 --> 02:35:22.579 What was that? 3555 02:35:22.799 --> 02:35:25.000 Not Fandom Fest, but Wonder Fest. 3556 02:35:25.340 --> 02:35:28.239 Yeah, Wonder Fest is pretty... Yeah, that's true. Somewhere there 3557 02:35:28.280 --> 02:35:30.040 is a giddy picture of you with R2-DJ. 3558 02:35:30.620 --> 02:35:31.420 I don't remember that. 3559 02:35:31.700 --> 02:35:33.770 You weren't, but R2-DJ was giddy. You can tell on 3560 02:35:33.790 --> 02:35:35.309 his metal dome. 3561 02:35:35.469 --> 02:35:36.649 Yeah, but like, I don't know. 3562 02:35:36.670 --> 02:35:37.450 He was really excited. 3563 02:35:38.489 --> 02:35:39.409 I'm so weird. 3564 02:35:39.489 --> 02:35:45.059 There's our takeaway from this episode. This just in, Marlena's weird. 3565 02:35:45.079 --> 02:35:48.200 That wasn't the end of my statement, okay? I'm just so... 3566 02:35:48.420 --> 02:35:52.159 I'm so weird with people, like... I take for granted 3567 02:35:52.180 --> 02:35:55.239 that like most people understand like my interaction or like 3568 02:35:55.280 --> 02:35:58.809 my humor. Like I was watching this like video the 3569 02:35:58.829 --> 02:36:01.950 other day and this girl was talking about her interaction 3570 02:36:01.989 --> 02:36:05.750 with like a semi celebrity. And she was like, that's right, 3571 02:36:05.790 --> 02:36:11.079 you bitch. The lady did not take it very well. 3572 02:36:11.399 --> 02:36:13.440 And I was like, God, I relate to that so hard. 3573 02:36:13.479 --> 02:36:17.040 Like that's literally me in a nutshell. Like when I 3574 02:36:17.059 --> 02:36:21.340 meet someone, I'm just like, fuck you. I'm like joking 3575 02:36:21.379 --> 02:36:22.479 and they're like, all right, well. 3576 02:36:23.100 --> 02:36:26.030 That could be the first red flag. 3577 02:36:26.690 --> 02:36:29.590 This is the lady from The Greatest Show on Earth. 3578 02:36:29.649 --> 02:36:30.590 She's the bearded lady. 3579 02:36:31.569 --> 02:36:35.350 She's not wearing a beard. That beard was fake. Well, 3580 02:36:35.409 --> 02:36:36.670 I've been lied to. 3581 02:36:36.690 --> 02:36:37.229 Right. 3582 02:36:39.190 --> 02:36:41.479 All right, so there's an asterisk on the baby driver 3583 02:36:41.500 --> 02:36:43.100 and we'll get back to that in a minute. After 3584 02:36:43.139 --> 02:36:45.899 the winner, and this

is, again, kind of by a 3585 02:36:45.920 --> 02:36:48.819 large margin, more than I would have expected for this song. 3586 02:36:49.590 --> 02:36:52.940 And the winner is Love My Way by the Psychedelic 3587 02:36:52.979 --> 02:36:56.840 Furs from Call Me By Your Name. A lot of 3588 02:36:56.899 --> 02:36:59.299 votes came in for that. Again, I guess a lot 3589 02:36:59.319 --> 02:37:01.760 of people just liked the movie, but I just didn't 3590 02:37:01.840 --> 02:37:04.639 see that as the big push for this movie this year. 3591 02:37:04.739 --> 02:37:07.620 But there it was. Who would have thought? Psychedelic Furs. 3592 02:37:07.639 --> 02:37:20.389 This is John Spencer and you're listening to Movie Meltdown. Okay, 3593 02:37:20.430 --> 02:37:24.239 so the asterisk on the old baby driver is, once again, 3594 02:37:24.260 --> 02:37:26.559 I need to tell people, if you guys just get together, 3595 02:37:26.579 --> 02:37:28.610 I'm not telling you you can't get together and have 3596 02:37:28.629 --> 02:37:30.549 a meeting about this beforehand. before you get all your 3597 02:37:30.569 --> 02:37:35.829 votes in. We got equally as many votes for Baby 3598 02:37:35.870 --> 02:37:38.780 Driver overall, but everybody went with a different song. So 3599 02:37:38.799 --> 02:37:44.670 we got several for bell bottoms, but we got votes 3600 02:37:44.690 --> 02:37:47.950 for Egyptian reggae. We got neat, neat, neat. We got 3601 02:37:47.989 --> 02:37:50.049 hocus pocus. We got never going to give you up. 3602 02:37:50.229 --> 02:37:50.750 Wow. 3603 02:37:51.229 --> 02:37:53.059 And we got several that just were like all the 3604 02:37:53.090 --> 02:37:56.280 songs in Baby Driver. I'm like, the category is a song. 3605 02:37:56.579 --> 02:37:58.600 Like you're not doing yourself any good. That vote doesn't 3606 02:37:58.620 --> 02:38:01.139 go anywhere. I think they should all go to bell 3607 02:38:01.159 --> 02:38:03.860 bottoms by default. That's what I'm saying. Just you guys. 3608 02:38:05.819 --> 02:38:09.760 Get together, have a Meltdown Awards meeting, and just go 3609 02:38:09.819 --> 02:38:13.540 with your vote. Get a campaign going. Get online. Hashtag 3610 02:38:13.559 --> 02:38:16.200 Meltdown Awards. I've been doing it. It's probably the first 3611 02:38:16.219 --> 02:38:19.389 thing that will pop up on Twitter. It's probably huge 3612 02:38:19.469 --> 02:38:23.049 right now, because I put it, never mind. Anyway, so yeah, 3613 02:38:23.090 --> 02:38:25.409 you guys just need to get your act together, all 3614 02:38:25.450 --> 02:38:26.569 going One Direction. 3615 02:38:26.590 --> 02:38:28.430 One Direction has a song. 3616 02:38:28.649 --> 02:38:33.799 One Direction from their wonderful concert movie. Oh, yeah. We 3617 02:38:33.829 --> 02:38:34.879 all loved it. Come on, don't laugh. 3618 02:38:35.610 --> 02:38:36.850 Harry Styles represent. 3619 02:38:38.180 --> 02:38:38.520 All right. 3620 02:38:38.579 --> 02:38:41.379 So now we go the other way, which is score. 3621 02:38:42.040 --> 02:38:46.100 All right. So favorite score in a 2017 film. And again, 3622 02:38:46.600 --> 02:38:49.159 there's weird loopholes that we don't have to worry about 3623 02:38:49.459 --> 02:38:51.850 in the foilers here. So it does not have to 3624 02:38:51.889 --> 02:38:55.270 be specifically created for the film, although most of these were. 3625 02:38:55.350 --> 02:39:00.870 But first up, Phantom Thread. The second is The Shape 3626 02:39:00.889 --> 02:39:03.750 of Water. Star Wars, The Last Jedi. 3627 02:39:03.770 --> 02:39:03.920 Okay. 3628 02:39:04.850 --> 02:39:08.549 The runner up is Blade Runner 2049. It is a 3629 02:39:08.569 --> 02:39:11.770 good score. That was the one I kind of expected 3630 02:39:11.809 --> 02:39:14.270 that one to actually go there. This one is the 3631 02:39:14.389 --> 02:39:17.139 one I'm not sure if people were actually voting for 3632 02:39:17.219 --> 02:39:24.020 the score because there is some like upbeat, fun driving 3633 02:39:24.079 --> 02:39:28.120 music in Baby Driver. But a lot of people voted 3634 02:39:28.139 --> 02:39:32.510 for Baby Driver again. And I'm like, are you just thinking, 3635 02:39:32.610 --> 02:39:34.950 I mean, you just voted for the song. Are you 3636 02:39:34.969 --> 02:39:38.850 just thinking the score is all of the songs and 3637 02:39:38.870 --> 02:39:40.920 you're calling that a soundtrack and that's one big thing? 3638 02:39:41.530 --> 02:39:46.319 I don't know. They didn't specify. So just be specific 3639 02:39:46.360 --> 02:39:49.979 when you're thinking. You already picked your song. But there 3640 02:39:50.059 --> 02:39:52.100 is score in there. So I will give them the 3641 02:39:52.120 --> 02:39:54.860 benefit of the doubt and say maybe they actually were 3642 02:39:54.899 --> 02:39:57.489 voting for the awesome, upbeat, driving music. 3643 02:39:58.020 --> 02:39:58.420 That's fair. 3644 02:39:58.790 --> 02:39:59.409 Yeah, I think so. 3645 02:39:59.540 --> 02:40:02.479 The members of the Academy have voted by secret ballot, 3646 02:40:03.020 --> 02:40:06.500 and the tabulated results are once again known only to 3647 02:40:06.540 --> 02:40:08.559 the representative of our accounting firm. 3648 02:40:09.100 --> 02:40:10.860 All right, we're coming up to the big awards here. 3649 02:40:10.879 --> 02:40:14.239 We're rounding it out. The most impressive director of a 3650 02:40:14.219 --> 02:40:19.170 2017 film. First up, we have Paul Thomas Anderson for 3651 02:40:19.229 --> 02:40:21.670 Phantom Thread. I feel like the. 3652 02:40:21.610 --> 02:40:23.629 Score to that's actually probably pretty good. I was going 3653 02:40:23.649 --> 02:40:25.510 to add that, but I forgot, because I love Johnny Greenwood. 3654 02:40:25.530 --> 02:40:28.209 The work he does in that arena is really good. 3655 02:40:28.829 --> 02:40:33.180 Yeah, Johnny Greenwood stuff. I believe I'm paraphrasing this one. 3656 02:40:33.190 --> 02:40:34.829 I'm just

kind of doing it from memory, but I 3657 02:40:34.889 --> 02:40:37.870 believe one of the votes said something to the effect of, 3658 02:40:38.489 --> 02:40:42.969 the shittier Radiohead gets, the better Johnny Greenwood scores get. 3659 02:40:43.930 --> 02:40:46.549 So it's something that I'll pick. Bonus points to you, voter, 3660 02:40:46.569 --> 02:40:50.659 because that was pretty funny. Next up, Guillermo del Toro 3661 02:40:50.719 --> 02:40:54.620 for The Shape of Water. Patty Jenkins for Wonder Woman. 3662 02:40:54.639 --> 02:40:57.469 I kind of thought she'd have more of a run. 3663 02:40:57.520 --> 02:41:00.090 She started strong and then it died off because a 3664 02:41:00.190 --> 02:41:03.350 lot of people came in with Denise Villeneuve for Blade 3665 02:41:03.409 --> 02:41:07.989 Runner 2049. That is our runner up. Still not the winner. 3666 02:41:08.569 --> 02:41:12.290 You can't beat Jordan Peele this year. The winner is 3667 02:41:12.350 --> 02:41:16.590 Jordan Peele for Get Out. It is kind of his year. Yeah. 3668 02:41:17.870 --> 02:41:21.709 All right, so now... Once again, just like my annoyance 3669 02:41:21.750 --> 02:41:23.829 with the weird things that go on in the Oscars, 3670 02:41:24.090 --> 02:41:26.809 I think it's hard for, like, Call Me By Your 3671 02:41:26.850 --> 02:41:30.139 Name movie to try to compete for the same category 3672 02:41:30.299 --> 02:41:33.280 as Star Wars The Last Jedi. Like, there's a pretty 3673 02:41:33.319 --> 02:41:36.200 big difference in those type of films. So I split 3674 02:41:36.239 --> 02:41:38.079 it up, but I always leave it up to the 3675 02:41:38.139 --> 02:41:41.940 voter to decide. So our categories are what you would 3676 02:41:41.959 --> 02:41:45.340 consider the mainstream movie of the year and what you 3677 02:41:45.389 --> 02:41:48.139 would consider the indie movie of the year. So yeah, 3678 02:41:48.200 --> 02:41:51.200 with that, we leave it up to the voters to 3679 02:41:51.239 --> 02:41:53.840 decide which side it falls on, which becomes a weird 3680 02:41:53.879 --> 02:41:56.659 gray area sometimes. But I still like having it broken 3681 02:41:56.719 --> 02:42:00.049 up into two different pieces. It kind of gives indie 3682 02:42:00.069 --> 02:42:02.690 films a chance to compete in their own way so 3683 02:42:02.729 --> 02:42:07.590 that they're not being overshadowed by multi-million dollar productions. With that, 3684 02:42:08.129 --> 02:42:11.489 the first category is favorite what you would consider mainstream 3685 02:42:11.510 --> 02:42:16.479 movie in 2017. First up is Wonder Woman. Next is 3686 02:42:16.620 --> 02:42:21.760 Thor Ragnarok. Next is Star Wars The Last Jedi. Now 3687 02:42:21.780 --> 02:42:24.920 the runner up and this one was really close like 3688 02:42:24.959 --> 02:42:27.479 kind of down to the wire as I was totaling 3689 02:42:27.540 --> 02:42:31.459 up the envelopes earlier today. The runner up was Get Out. 3690 02:42:32.079 --> 02:42:35.040

So it is for director it is his year but 3691 02:42:35.739 --> 02:42:40.159 the winner for best mainstream movie is The Shape of Water. 3692 02:42:41.139 --> 02:42:44.459 Which I again I was kind of in general pulling 3693 02:42:44.500 --> 02:42:47.000 for that to win many of these awards because I 3694 02:42:47.020 --> 02:42:50.360 think it's pretty awesome but on that one, people finally 3695 02:42:50.399 --> 02:42:56.840 came through. All right, so, finally, the favorite what you 3696 02:42:56.860 --> 02:43:01.500 would consider indie movie of 2017. First up, The Florida Project, 3697 02:43:01.780 --> 02:43:04.250 which I actually just watched this weekend, and it's, it 3698 02:43:04.360 --> 02:43:09.229 is pretty impressive, like, you, it's the perfect example of indie, like, 3699 02:43:09.809 --> 02:43:12.489 it is, considering the guy shot his last movie on 3700 02:43:12.510 --> 02:43:15.719 an iPhone, like, it's that level of indie, like, Yes, 3701 02:43:15.819 --> 02:43:18.280 he pulled in a legit actor this time, but everybody 3702 02:43:18.319 --> 02:43:22.440 else is still kind of unknowns and non-actors, and it's 3703 02:43:22.500 --> 02:43:25.829 impressive that with what he's trying to do, he still 3704 02:43:25.870 --> 02:43:30.989 delivers this caliber of movie. Next up, The Disaster Artist. 3705 02:43:31.850 --> 02:43:34.299 And this is when it starts to get questionable. Next up, 3706 02:43:34.889 --> 02:43:38.879 Phantom Thread. To me, that's the most Oscar-y kind of. 3707 02:43:39.719 --> 02:43:40.180 Pretty. 3708 02:43:40.200 --> 02:43:44.590 I mean... I'd say pretty high budget compared to these 3709 02:43:44.649 --> 02:43:49.250 other indie... Definitely the Florida Project. But again, I'm leaving 3710 02:43:49.270 --> 02:43:51.360 it up to the voters. This is not me deciding it. 3711 02:43:51.399 --> 02:43:55.639 This is what people voted for. So, Phantom Thread. The runner-up, 3712 02:43:55.819 --> 02:43:59.260 and again, came down to the wire, totaling it up 3713 02:43:59.299 --> 02:44:02.719 today before the last votes came in to break the tie. 3714 02:44:02.780 --> 02:44:06.059 But runner-up was Call Me By Your Name, which probably 3715 02:44:06.079 --> 02:44:08.479 would have been the most indie version to win this year. 3716 02:44:08.579 --> 02:44:15.190 But the winner is Baby Driver. which again, I, I, yeah, 3717 02:44:15.290 --> 02:44:17.950 I would not have categorized as an indie movie, but 3718 02:44:18.389 --> 02:44:20.250 many there, there were one or two that put it 3719 02:44:20.290 --> 02:44:21.370 on the other side, but. 3720 02:44:21.389 --> 02:44:22.829 The disaster artist I can see. 3721 02:44:22.909 --> 02:44:28.530 Yeah. Disaster artists is, it's, it's got its big celebrities, 3722 02:44:28.649 --> 02:44:31.309 but it's still a pretty low budget kind of idea. 3723 02:44:31.409 --> 02:44:35.620 But yeah, to me, baby drivers, it's a low budget 3724 02:44:35.700 --> 02:44:37.799 for a studio movie, but I

still feel like it's 3725 02:44:37.840 --> 02:44:40.709 kind of a studio movie. So yeah, Either way, it 3726 02:44:40.770 --> 02:44:43.030 is really entertaining, so go see that if you haven't 3727 02:44:43.049 --> 02:44:45.250 seen it. On that note, we did get a lot 3728 02:44:45.290 --> 02:44:47.690 of other indies that were rattled off. I figure everybody 3729 02:44:47.729 --> 02:44:51.450 knows the mainstream ones, but just to go through them 3730 02:44:52.090 --> 02:44:53.989 as stuff you might want to check out because other 3731 02:44:54.010 --> 02:44:56.069 people liked them enough to vote for them. So in 3732 02:44:56.110 --> 02:44:58.690 the other indies that people were voting for, we had 3733 02:44:58.790 --> 02:45:03.739 Handsome Devil, Some Came In For A Ghost Story, Wind River, 1922, 3734 02:45:03.739 --> 02:45:06.159 which was one of the Netflix ones, The Girl With 3735 02:45:06.200 --> 02:45:08.819 All The Gifts got another mention from a different voter 3736 02:45:08.860 --> 02:45:09.819 from earlier, actually. 3737 02:45:10.170 --> 02:45:12.889 Forgot about wind river yeah it's it's not yeah i've 3738 02:45:12.909 --> 02:45:14.129 seen it it's not bad it's. 3739 02:45:14.229 --> 02:45:17.190 It's i don't see it ending up like oscar kind 3740 02:45:17.229 --> 02:45:20.299 of stuff it's not that strong but there's some really 3741 02:45:20.329 --> 02:45:24.620 good stuff in there uh ingrid goes west colossal again 3742 02:45:24.639 --> 02:45:29.399 uh rat film they previously mentioned gilbert raw i don't 3743 02:45:29.420 --> 02:45:32.340 feel home in this world anymore and the big six 3744 02:45:32.459 --> 02:45:35.079 so if i'm sure everybody's heard the big six but 3745 02:45:35.100 --> 02:45:37.479 some of those other ones you may not have checked out. 3746 02:45:37.520 --> 02:45:39.860 So those are good things to add on the list 3747 02:45:39.969 --> 02:45:43.649 and go seek them out since they're not quite as 3748 02:45:43.909 --> 02:45:47.629 big as some of the studio options you've had. So 3749 02:45:47.649 --> 02:45:51.670 with that, thank you to everyone who voted. You've made 3750 02:45:51.709 --> 02:45:53.930 this all come together. And I will say this is 3751 02:45:54.030 --> 02:45:57.920 by far the most people that came through in previous years. 3752 02:45:58.000 --> 02:46:01.719 Sometimes it was hard to get anybody to play along 3753 02:46:01.879 --> 02:46:04.280 and actually get the votes in and get them in 3754 02:46:04.319 --> 02:46:07.680 on time. So this year we had a much more 3755 02:46:07.739 --> 02:46:10.659 impressive turnout. So I thank you for all of you 3756 02:46:11.159 --> 02:46:13.219 getting together and getting your votes in. And I know 3757 02:46:13.280 --> 02:46:15.920 it's hard. It certainly was for me. I had somebody 3758 02:46:15.959 --> 02:46:18.500 do it with a different show that was doing theirs. 3759 02:46:18.540 --> 02:46:20.920 And we're like, hey, vote for these. And I'm like, oh, 3760 02:46:20.979 --> 02:46:23.299 now I understand. I don't remember anything that came out 3761 02:46:23.340 --> 02:46:26.200 last year. So I actually went through and found like 3762 02:46:26.239 --> 02:46:29.799 a site that had the listing of everything from 2017. 3763 02:46:29.799 --> 02:46:31.479 And so when I was sending the ballots out, I 3764 02:46:31.500 --> 02:46:34.159 was sending out to people going, if you don't remember 3765 02:46:34.260 --> 02:46:37.610 like me, here's all the, it had posters, it had 3766 02:46:37.649 --> 02:46:39.290 all the stuff to kind of trigger, oh yeah, I've 3767 02:46:39.309 --> 02:46:41.809 seen that, oh yeah, that performance was really good, so. 3768 02:46:41.930 --> 02:46:44.770 There were so many movies last year that it got, 3769 02:46:45.049 --> 02:46:48.170 I mean, looking back on it, all I can remember 3770 02:46:48.530 --> 02:46:53.120 are sci-fi and superhero movies, and even with those, there were. 3771 02:46:52.979 --> 02:46:53.420 A lot of them. 3772 02:46:53.440 --> 02:46:54.280 Yeah, yeah. 3773 02:46:55.100 --> 02:46:58.399 So, once again, thank you for voting. You've made this 3774 02:46:58.440 --> 02:47:00.899 show come together and be what it is in general, 3775 02:47:00.959 --> 02:47:05.040 but certainly this very specific episode every year, so. And 3776 02:47:05.079 --> 02:47:08.379 thank you for you people for being here. No problem. 3777 02:47:08.399 --> 02:47:11.489 Mostly Phillip for hosting. No problem. We needed a place 3778 02:47:11.530 --> 02:47:16.069 to put these shenanigans together. and Wes you drove way 3779 02:47:16.149 --> 02:47:19.319 too far to come that's your own doing I question 3780 02:47:19.379 --> 02:47:24.180 every year I'm always like really? he made a road 3781 02:47:24.200 --> 02:47:26.739 trip to be here people what are you guys doing? 3782 02:47:26.959 --> 02:47:30.440 you've at least got to do your part send the 3783 02:47:30.500 --> 02:47:33.920 link out to people and get it out there maybe 3784 02:47:33.940 --> 02:47:36.379 not this episode this will probably scare him away pick 3785 02:47:36.399 --> 02:47:39.579 your favorite non-Oscar meltdown episode and forward it to a 3786 02:47:39.639 --> 02:47:41.290 friend Do us a favor, damn it. 3787 02:47:41.690 --> 02:47:42.270 Phone a friend. 3788 02:47:43.170 --> 02:47:47.209 So, is there any other Oscar shenanigans to discuss tonight? 3789 02:47:47.229 --> 02:47:49.110 I don't know. Are we at Best Picture now? 3790 02:47:49.229 --> 02:47:50.110 I think so. 3791 02:47:50.229 --> 02:47:54.329 It's, I mean, we're coming up, I think it's right 3792 02:47:54.389 --> 02:47:55.670 at 11 o'clock, so. 3793 02:47:56.450 --> 02:47:59.750 We're closing in on the big ones, and it probably 3794 02:47:59.770 --> 02:48:02.159 won't be a fiasco like last time. 3795 02:48:02.180 --> 02:48:02.340 Right. 3796 02:48:03.319 --> 02:48:04.399 What if they give it to Moonlight? 3797 02:48:04.620 --> 02:48:07.440 You'd think how,

like, hardcore they had to be on 3798 02:48:07.479 --> 02:48:11.659 the envelopes this year. Like, I mean. After what all 3799 02:48:11.719 --> 02:48:14.739 went on last time, they'd had a pretty good run 3800 02:48:14.799 --> 02:48:18.829 of no weird mix-ups like that for a lot of years. 3801 02:48:18.850 --> 02:48:23.389 For a long time, yeah. Like, 88 or so. But, yeah, it's... 3802 02:48:23.469 --> 02:48:25.129 That is quite a mix-up. 3803 02:48:25.250 --> 02:48:25.489 Are the. 3804 02:48:26.370 --> 02:48:28.329 Are Pricewaterhouse people still involved? 3805 02:48:28.389 --> 02:48:30.469 I would assume. I mean, they've been there since the 3806 02:48:30.489 --> 02:48:32.950 beginning almost. Yeah, I know. So I would think. 3807 02:48:33.610 --> 02:48:37.219 But, well, that's, I mean, Hollywood is not forgiving of 3808 02:48:37.239 --> 02:48:37.920 a lot of things. 3809 02:48:37.940 --> 02:48:40.600 No, they're definitely a cutthroat industry, so I guess. 3810 02:48:40.680 --> 02:48:44.389 I mean, I would hope that one mistake was, you know, 3811 02:48:44.670 --> 02:48:45.409 they're over with that. 3812 02:48:47.170 --> 02:48:49.569 So we are going to go out, as we've done 3813 02:48:49.629 --> 02:48:52.049 in the last few years, as we've been picking the 3814 02:48:52.149 --> 02:48:53.930 songs of the year, we are going to round it 3815 02:48:54.010 --> 02:48:56.690 out with this year's foiler winner for best song used 3816 02:48:56.770 --> 02:48:59.709 in a film. And that, of course, is Love My 3817 02:48:59.770 --> 02:49:04.000 Way by the Psychedelic Furs. Otherwise, that about does it. 3818 02:49:04.030 --> 02:49:07.430 We'll return next time and next year for another Oscar meltdown. 3819 02:49:07.989 --> 02:49:09.809 Same geek feed. Thanks for listening. 3820 02:49:26.479 --> 02:49:31.809 For it's a passion without gun, my love In a 3821 02:49:31.850 --> 02:49:37.149 room without a door A kiss is more than nothing 3822 02:49:37.229 --> 02:49:38.989 Love my wife, it's. 3823 02:49:39.829 --> 02:49:50.200 A new road I follow where my mind goes. 3824 02:49:58.229 --> 02:50:01.450 Emptiness behind their eyes. 3825 02:50:02.040 --> 02:50:04.540 It's dust in all their hearts. 3826 02:50:29.809 --> 02:50:38.629 It's a new road I follow Where my mind goes 3827 02:50:39.629 --> 02:50:44.870 Love my way. 3828 02:50:44.709 --> 02:50:49.090 It's a new road I follow. 3829 02:51:17.420 --> 02:51:27.959 I follow where my mind goes Swallow. 3830 02:51:26.569 --> 02:51:32.530 All your tears, my love And put on your new coat. 3831 02:52:32.989 --> 02:52:35.930 Apparently, Armie Hammer was throwing hot dogs at some point 3832 02:52:36.329 --> 02:52:37.030 during the night. 3833 02:52:38.190 --> 02:52:40.989 Yeah, that's when they were in... Apparently, from what I 3834 02:52:41.010 --> 02:52:45.590 could piece together, they have some people who were watching 3835 02:52:45.629 --> 02:52:48.489 this in a theater, like in a movie theater, like 3836 02:52:48.530 --> 02:52:51.569 it's being simulcast. And they went in and they had 3837 02:52:51.629 --> 02:52:53.909 hot dog guns that they were actually shooting at people. 3838 02:52:54.209 --> 02:52:54.809 Oh, I saw them on there. 3839 02:52:54.829 --> 02:52:56.770 That's where Gal Gadot had all the candy. 3840 02:52:56.799 --> 02:53:01.049 Seems like that should be going on at Arr. We've 3841 02:53:01.069 --> 02:53:03.989 got the pork festival going here. We really need a 3842 02:53:04.030 --> 02:53:04.670 hot dog gun. 3843 02:53:04.709 --> 02:53:07.489 This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and 3844 02:53:07.530 --> 02:53:10.819 edited by The Oddity Studios, with opening music performed by 3845 02:53:10.829 --> 02:53:13.600 The Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support 3846 02:53:13.639 --> 02:53:16.299 the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com. 3847 02:53:16.520 --> 02:53:17.280 Talk hard! 3848 02:53:23.299 --> 02:53:26.469 This program is a proud member of the Battleship Pretension Fleet.