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You don't even like sports.
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Welcome to You don't even like sports? A podcast about
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sports for people who don't like sports, with your hosts
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Adam Todd Brown and Jeff May.
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Uh oh is that Jeff May?
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Jeff Adam Todd Brown? Oh hey, hey, what are you
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doing here?
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It is funny that I would bump into you on
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this video conferencing call, because there is something I have
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been meaning to tell you, Jeff May.
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Which is that insane? Before you go real quick, I
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also have something to say to you. Let's see, let's
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count of three.
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Let's do one, two, three sorts? Oh oh yeah, okay,
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actually wait, no, no wait, I meant to say, you
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don't even like sports, and I was going to say
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you're a bad person. Gift to the magi. Oh my god,
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you're a huge piece of shit. Adam g O t
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M hashtag got him. Hey, everybody, Welcome to You don't
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even like sports. This is one of them real episodes. Yeah, yeah,
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this is real. This is in a season. Oh I
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should say, I'm Adam Todd Brown, I'm Jeff May. Yeah.
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This isn't some like balderdash ship where we throw like
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a one weird thing at you. We're doing a whole
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season right now.
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We are doing a whole season. Bandersnatch, bandersnatch. Remember that
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black mirror thing? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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I get the reference now, thank you. Hey, we are
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back to talking about andre Agassy. Episode two of the
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Agacy season, Attack of the Wigs. This episode is kind
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of Attack of the Wigs. There's some it's medium wig centric.
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The wig is a character for andre Agassy. You know,
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some would say the city of Wig is its own character.
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So on the first episode, we made it well past
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the point where andre Agassy finally won a major tournament.
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So we're going to backtrack a little bit. Y. Yeah,
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you back to nineteen eighty eight, when an eighteen year
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old andre Agassy was making all of the possible waves
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a person could make in tennis without winning a major tournament.
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A fourhand wave, a backhand, backhand wave, serve wave, serve
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with a drop shot wave.
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I don't know tennis all the tennis stuff. I sort
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of know tennis. I mean I know tennis. I'm not
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gonna sell myself short. I fuck with tennis. I don't
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play tennis, but it's a sport. I like. He had
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won a whole bunch of tournaments, mind you, just not majors. Now,
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if people recall from the last episode, me and Jeff
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went through this, there are layers to tennis tournaments. There's
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four majors, and there's the masters tournaments and then a bunch
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of other levels.
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Yeah, he was very dominant in the All Valley karate tournament, correct, Yeah,
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swept the leg didn't even have to be asked with
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the racket. Yeah, yeah, exactly, beaten teens with a racket.
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This guy's really good at karate. Yeah, weird that they
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let him bring that in there, wearing a parry jean
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shorts and a wig karate kicking kids and beating them
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with tennis rackets and so, yeah, he hadn't won any
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of the majors the UH Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon,
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or US Open.
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Shout out to Australia for sneaking it in there. They're like,
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we have the most inaccessible place on the planet. Come on,
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I I have a tournament. It's Maija.
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That's probably why andre Agasy didn't play at the Australian
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Open for a lot of years at the beginning of
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his career, because yeah, who wants to go to Australia.
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I mean I want to go to Australia, not to work. Yeah,
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but not like all the time, not like every year.
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Remember, we would get people that would be like, when
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are you guys coming out to Australia And we would
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be like, do you have any clue how expensive that is? Yeah,
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we are not going to sell the tickets that you
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think we're going to sell. It's going to be a
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two hundred and forty dollars show.
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Yeah, we toyed around with the idea at one point,
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but oh man, that would take a lot more support financially.
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The flights alone was like seventeen hundred dollars at the
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time or something.
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Yeah, it was really bad time. So we could get
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over there and probably break even.
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Make eighty dollars a show because everybody else like who.
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Yeah, exactly. So by nineteen eighty eight, people loved andre
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Agassi even though he hasn't won any tournaments, because Jeff
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he had style.
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Kennis does that sometimes, Yes, Kennis is just like you
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get your Augusti's and your corner Coova's where you're like, look,
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I'm not saying that they're the greatest. I'm saying a
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lot of people are masturbating to this person.
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Yeah, corner Kova especially, she was not a great tennis player.
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I mean, she was good, but I don't think she
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won any majors. And I'm okay with that. I feel
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like Maria Sharapova wrongly gets lumped in with that category
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sometimes because Sharapova won a bunch of fucking manages. Did
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she have like a brutal serve? Yeah, Sharpovo was great,
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she was really great, And now she's on shark Tank.
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Sometimes Maria Sharkatova. Now it's Sharapova, Jeff, it's Shara Tank.
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Oh come on, damn it, Charro Tank. You don't even
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like so. Agassy had all this style Jeff so much
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so that fans started dressing like him. And if you
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were dressing like Agassy in nineteen eighty eight, that means
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you were wearing denim booty shorts. Hell. Yeah, those against
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all odds are what Andre Agassi wore while playing professional
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tennis for a living.
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That feels like against no odds. Think about the freedom
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you get in those things, but.
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I feel like there's gonna be some rashes. Yeah, although
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he is wearing little bike shorts under there, right.
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I think so? And these he didn't just like grab
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a pair of five oh ones and cut them off
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and wear biker shorts under him. These were like Nike
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denim shorts, Nike. Why'd you stop Nike jorts? Bring it back, Nike.
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So I'm guessing they probably had some air of elasticity
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to them.
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Wouldn't it have been great if they convinced Jordan to
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also that.
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Except the big ass baggy ones that he always wore.
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That's what the movie Air was about, was jean shorts.
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And there's a guy like stitching up a perfect pair
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of jean shorts.
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Big ass parrot jinkos.
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You can't wear denim on the court. We'll pay the fine.
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We'll pay the fine. We got to get these gene
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shorts out onto the streets. God, that movie would have
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been so much better.
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Yeah, if it was just about the bulls wanting to
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wear Canadian tuxedos on the court fulld like a tightly
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buttoned denim shirt.
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Yeah, but it's like a sleeveless Scottie Pippen.
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Yeah, we were good denim. Oh Scottie Pippin. He's crazy, Pip.
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And you have a drinking problem. He shirt does. And
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that problem is that we're not buying his whiskey whatever
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the hell he was selling that morning on.
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First It is eight am in Chicago right now.
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What's craziest about Agasy wearing these little denim shorts is
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it seems like they were Nike's idea because he first
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started wearing them while playing the Nike International Challenge tournament
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in nineteen eighty seven. And I've mentioned this on episodes before,
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but when you're sponsored by a company like Nike and
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you're a tennis player, when you get to a major
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event or just a big tournament, not even just majors,
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they'll have like a room or hotel suite or a
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house set up where all the players who they sponsor
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can just come and get whatever gear they want to
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wear for that tournament. And he was sponsored by Nike
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at the time, making fast food money, like twenty thousand
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dollars a year. Granted it's eighties money, but that's still
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not a ton. Yeah, he's not Andrea.
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I goes see the way we know him yet, right,
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you know, not like showe Aotani with that New Balance money.
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Hey you.
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Every time I hear hey you, I'm like, Oh, what
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athlete who barely speaks in public am I about to
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see on my TV screen? Is it gonna be Otani?
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Is it gonna be Kawhi? Leonard Sidney McLoughlin.
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It is wild to me by the way that New
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Balance got Otani. I know, I'm like, what was your budget?
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That? Like?
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New Balance Baseball is making a big push.
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He's just a big Jack Harlowe fan. That's how they
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got him.
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Yeah, this is very common. They'll like giveaway stuff. It
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happens often. There was like an episode of The Sopranos
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that really like covered that specific thing where Christopher was
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with what Ben Kingsley or something, and he was looking around.
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He's like, you guys get all this free stuff and
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you don't need it. They did. They just want the
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name out there. Yeah, And also sponsored by Nike was
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John McEnroe. Johnny McEnroe kid and Agasi and McEnroe show
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up at this Nike suite at the same time, and
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McEnroe is the bigger talent, he's the bigger name, so
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he gets to pick first. And he sees these denim
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shorts on the bed and picks them up and it's like,
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you've got to be kidding me and throws them back
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onto the bed. Are you blind? You want me to
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put on these gene shorts? And he throws them on
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the bed in disgust, and Andre Agassi's like, oh,
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are those?
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He's like, let me just hold on to these for you, John,
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in case you want them.
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He's like, let me just slip those into my pocket.
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They're small enough.
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They shoplifted them at the free event, dro you can
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have them.
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So yeah, he grabs these shorts and he starts wearing
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them for years and years and years afterwards in matches,
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and the media starts honing in on this and saying
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he's trying to stand out.
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Okay, sure, Oh, a famous person is trying to stand out.
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Yeah, go figures me. This is a quote from Andrea
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Agassy from his book. In fact, I'm trying to hide,
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they say, I'm trying to change the game. In fact,
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I'm trying to prevent the game from changing me. They
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call me a rebel, but I have no interest in
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being a rebel. I'm only conducting an everyday run of
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the mill teenage rebellion.
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It seems contradictory. It does not trying to be a rebel.
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I'm just rebelling.
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There are a few moments in this where it's a
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little contradictory in that way, But what he's saying also
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sort of makes sense. He's eighteen, Yeah, he's not trying
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to like shake up tennis. He's just an eighteen year
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old kid who is trying to figure out who he is.
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Also, who doesn't want to look interesting, who gives a
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shit like It's sort of like in baseball with the
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bat flip, when they're like.
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You can't do that, you can't do that, you sure can,
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you sure can, and you should. It's the end zone
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celebration of baseball. I fucking love a batflip.
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Yeah, but like the idea of like, how dare you
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try to stand out in this field where standing out
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would make you an infinitely more amount of money in
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longer lasting legacy.
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How could you do such thing, and he was a
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thing Tennis probably needed in that way, because tennis always
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struggles with not really appealing to the youths, and Andre
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Agassy went a long way toward fixing that for at
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least that period where he was very young and playing.
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For some symmetry here, I oftentimes equate Agasy and jose Canseco, Yeah,
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to be very very similar in their cultural impacts. And
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oftentimes when you look at people like this and Dennis Rodman, like,
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let's be one hundred percent honest, people, we've covered one
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of the big things is like these are people that
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stood out. These are people that in a way changed
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the game that they were playing, And these were the
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people that you remember seeing like all three of those people,
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Like I think of sunglasses when I think of those like,
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which is weird, right, but like I picture them all
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in the same pair of Oakley sunglasses.
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Oh yeah, I don't know.
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I don't know what the symmetry is there, but there
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is something to be said about how similar these three
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men are.
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Yeah, And the thing about tennis not really appealing to
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a younger crowd, I think the thing that keeps it
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having at least some sort of relevance with the youth
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is that you can be really young and still be
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really great at tennis.
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the flexibility and the skill.
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that's kind of what's been keeping American tennis relevant this
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whole time, is like young players, like especially obviously the
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Williams sisters who dominated for decades, and.
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and nobody was like, they're trying to be flashy, right exactly.
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I mean, Serena Williams wore that body suit that made
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her look naked, and people were like, no, the cat suit. Yeah, yeah,
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it's awesome. Yeah, it was great. It's like, I bet
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that is what she looks like, naked, just fucking covered
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in Rhyanstone's.
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And now Cocoa Golf, she's nineteen in just one the
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US Open has just been voted the most marketable US
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tennis player out there. It's like, no shit, she's sponsored
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by New Balance, of course she's marketable.
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Contradictorily, look at the dip that golf made once we
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lost Tiger Yeah, because remember golf was like a bunch
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of arnold Palmers and then you got like one dirt
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bag to appeal to the Arkansas violence community.
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And then finally they were like, well what about like
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a young, dominant man of color.
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Yeah, and you know, Tiger Woods stopped being the goat
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or whatever, and people don't give a shit about golf anymore.
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for that sport. I feel like.
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It did for a short time. It couldn't maintain it. Yeah,
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there isn't anybody with that appeal because the best golfers
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are either like dufuses like Phil Nicholson or run of
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the mill young guys that all look the same. Yeah,
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Like there is no standout character. Now, Tiger Woods didn't
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exactly have a personality, but he appealed to the I
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don't know if you've ever heard Tiger Woods talk, but
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he is possibly the most boring person who has ever existed.
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He sure is, he sure is, And he almost died
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very close to where I lived at the time. Hell yeah, Yeah,
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that famous car accident happened about five minutes from where
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I lived at the time. So back to andre Agassi.
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His rebellion or lack thereof, whatever you want to call it,
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super duper resonates with the public. They just love his shit.
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Fans start showing up to matches wearing those denim shorts
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and that weird puffy mullet. It
has been happy Gilmore energy.
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So when all the people are like, it's like a
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god damn it, you people, it's a golf gay.
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Like I bet. Andre Agassy was a very popular Halloween
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costume in like eighty eight to ninety one.
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Ish, Adam, I'm gonna peek behind the curtain real quick.
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We are recording this on Halloween morning. Yes, I'm going
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to make this costume right now. I think you could
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eighties Agasy.
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Yeah, I mean, where are you gonna find some denim
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booty shorts, Adam, I'm wearing some already. All I need
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is the wig. Everything else should be pretty easy. And
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so time for a devastating quote. This is Andrea Agassy.
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I can't imagine all these people trying to be like
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andre Agassy since I don't want to be andre Agassy. Oh,
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we get it.
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Oh my god, Andre, we get it. You're not happy.
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He hates tennis, man, he got forced into it. He
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hates himself. I mean there is something to be said
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for stuff like this. I mean I can't sympathize, but
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no one wants to be doing shit with their lives
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that they don't want to do. And I feel like
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he might be playing it up a little bit in
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this book, but maybe a little. He did seem genuinely unhappy.
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Yeah, I don't know, and stuff like that.
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It is.
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It is definitely one of those things where it's like
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genuinely unhappy and it's like, I don't.
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Know, man, make your fuck you money and then go
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do whatever you want. Yeah. So I'm always like I've
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done this on stage before.
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But like when you ever see somebody who's seven feet
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tall and they don't even attempt to play basketball, I'm like,
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do you not understand what's happening right now?
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Yeah?
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Figure it out, make eight million dollars in two years,
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and then play video games for the rest of your life. Yeah, Like,
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put a little effort in and your life will be
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the greatest life and then you will die at fifty five.
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Yeah, but you also have to remember, Andre Agassi is
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eighteen at this point, little maybe in his life, and
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he talks a lot in this section of the book
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about how he was not only an eighteen year old
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trying to figure out who he was, but he was
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having to do it on a way bigger stage. Yeah
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than most teens will ever have to not me though, correct,
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Like you've been in the limelight this whole time.
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Yeah, I was a bigger name than Agacy when Agassy
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was happening. Oh absolutely, But he was an iconoclast, which
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ended up becoming an icon, which is the irony that
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that word exists in.
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I guess. Yeah, he starts getting labeled a punk rocker
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because of his hair, and meanwhile he's like, my favorite
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musicians are Barry Manilow and Richard Marx. Richard Marx is
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punk ash shit. Yeah. I wonder if Richard Marx is
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still one of his favorite musicians, because then it becomes
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cool again, because in eighty six, if you liked Richard Marx,
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you were just lame, even though looking back those songs
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are all bangers, but like, if you're one of those
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people who was like, no, you don't get it. Richard
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Mark's best album actually came out in two thousand and six.
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Let's talk about it, like, I want to talk to
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that person that's just been on the Richard Mark train
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this whole fucking time.
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I had a guy in college that was like almost
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he was like the guy that lived in the dorm
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room next door, and like the first thing, He's like,
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you like warrens Evon And I was like I'm sorry,
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and I'm like, you mean like were Wolves of London.
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He's like, yeah, but that's not even close.
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You really got to listen to this album, and I
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was like, I don't want to do this.
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Do you listen to Warren's Evon h were Wolves of London? Yeah.
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I've never gotten into him, but
his cover.
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Of Back in the High Life Again is one of
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the most upsetting things you could possibly listen to because
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he recorded it purposefully right before he died.
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Yeah, and it is very depressing. There's a documentary about
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him recording that album and woof it is rough.
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Yeah.
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So the big struggle though at this point with andre
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Agassi image wise, is that he is already losing his hair.
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He wears it really long and puffy to conceal the
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fact that only a few people know about at this time,
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which is that it's going that happens.
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Man's got a lot of testosterone in that body.
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And this is the point where before he's even twenty
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years old, Andre Agassi starts wearing a wig even when
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he's playing tennis.
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Can't be good, right, Yeah, that's gotta be rough.
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Like losing your hair at that age alone would be
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pretty wild, but when you couple it with the fact
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that everyone is not only looking at everything you do,
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but looking at you as this like sort of style
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icon a little bit.
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Yeah, Meanwhile, the reason you're an icon is that you
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have to perform at a high level at a sport
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and you still have to worry about your fucking wig
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falling off.
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Yeah, And meanwhile, the tennis press is just wholeheartedly convinced
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that his high ranking on the tour despite never having
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won a major, is some sort of conspiracy meant to
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capitalize on his image. Do you think there's any credence
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to that. No, Tennis is pretty straightforward how their rankings work.
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It's a point system, and it's kind of hard to
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cheat a point system. You know, Well, just just ask
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Tyson Fury about that. That's true. He won the fight.
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I know, it's just I hate that it went to
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a draw. I know.
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I will just add that he won the fight and
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in Ghana won the hearts and minds of America, and
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that is very rocky.
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Yeah, it had a rocky ending. It sure did so,
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despite being hated on relentlessly by the sports media. Advertisers
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are beating Andre Agassy's door down. They're beating Andre Agassy off.
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Probably that too. You won a free camera, You won
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a free camera. To that end, one of his corporate sponsors,
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Cannon the Camera Company, schedules a series of photo shoots
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in mid nineteen eighty nine. Shoot happens at a bunch
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of locations, but the last one is at a Vegas
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country club. The director puts Andre in a white Miami
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Vice looking suit, has them drive up in a white Lamborghini,
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and then tells him to step out of the car,
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turn to the camera, lower his glasses and say image
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is everything, and hey, that's the commercial we played at
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the beginning in the cold open. Can you believe that?
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Go figure, You couldn't see it, but you could hear it.
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You heard it.
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You got that, you heard the words images everything, right,
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It's the opposite of Sprite exactly, which I think that
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was a was that Do you think that was a
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counteraction to that concept the image is nothing, thirst is everything.
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It wouldn't surprise me. When did they start with that.
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I think they started with that.
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Well I don't know, because that was when Sprite pivoted
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to the black community and they were like, we're going
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to be the soda for the black community, and so
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that would have been at that would have been like
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maybe like early two thousands, like late nineties, early two thousands,
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So maybe not.
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Maybe it's a coincidence. And so immediately upon that commercial airing,
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that slogan images everything just becomes synonymous with Andre Agasy.
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It's a very synonymous with the eighties. Yeah, you knows,
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such the tail end of nineteen eighty nine, you know
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of the decade. And yet when you look at that,
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you know that is a perfect
summary of that decade.
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Oh absolutely, And yeah, Andrea Agassy by saying that in
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that commercial kind of made himself the face of that.
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The problem is, as time goes on, people start to
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consider the images everything line more as a thing. Andrea
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Agassy said about himself as opposed to something a director
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told him to say yeah, I mean you're the one
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saying it. Yeah, And there's a reason they asked him
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to say that.
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Yeah, that's that's not a big leap to connect him
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to the words he said on camera.
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And because he still hadn't won a major at this point,
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the media sees is on this and starts claiming he
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is all image and no substance. Fans start taunting him
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with images everything, taunts at matches, he's all sizzling o
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steak right, all bark, no bite, and this is whether
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he wins or loses. He's getting taunted like this, he
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says in his book. At this point, the criticism started
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changing him a little. He says, I developed an edge,
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a mean streak. He's coming like a wrestling heel.
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Yeah, He's like I became an Iraqi sympathizer, just like
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Sergeant Slaughter in nineteen ninety one.
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The thing is that all just plays into the images
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everything stuff too, because he like stops giving interviews, he
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starts like lashing out at people. So now it's like
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he's inadvertently playing into this like bad boy rebel image
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that the media is pushing. He's like Frankenstein. He's like
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I'm a monster because you made me, Yeah, a little bit.
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So the image is everything Era really comes to a head,
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get it because he wears a wig at the nineteen
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ninety French Open for starters. He makes a bunch of
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headlines just by wearing pink Hell yeah, dude at his
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matches they were pink compression shorts biker shorts, if you will.
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In the tennis world, that's the equivalent of Dennis Rodman
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marrying himself.
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I mean at the time, kind of
isn't that.
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So embarrassing to look at and be like to see
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people like clutching their pearls at a color?
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Yeah, and you still sort of see it.
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With Wimbledon, he should address like ravishing Rick Rude with
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like his opponent's face on his crotch.
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He's just wearing the pink shorts under his silly denim
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shorts of course. Yeah. And so despite the outfit, he
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dominates in the early rounds, including that famous win over
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his nemesis Jim Courier, Take that, Jimbo. He also beats
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Michael Chang, who he talks about in this book so
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much and resents so much the fact that every time
483
00:25:50.079 --> 00:25:53.039
Michael Chang won, he would do that point at the
484
00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:56.400
sky and thank Jesus thing, and andre Agassi was just
485
00:25:56.519 --> 00:25:59.880
really offended at the idea that Jesus would take side
486
00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:04.319
in a tennis match. Yep, which is pretty fair. I think.
487
00:26:04.599 --> 00:26:08.240
In the final, he makes it to the final of
488
00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:12.880
this tournament, he faces a player named Andres Gomez, who
489
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:18.119
he'd already beaten just a few weeks earlier with a pipe, right,
490
00:26:18.559 --> 00:26:21.640
with a lead pipe. Gomez is in his thirties and
491
00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:25.119
on the verge of retirement. Agasy said he actually thought
492
00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:29.480
he was retired. This is nineteen ninety thirties, right, which
493
00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:33.160
is like being fifty eight now, right, And he said
494
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:36.640
he thought this guy had actually retired before he showed
495
00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.240
up at the French Open final.
496
00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:41.000
The fucking Mummy is here, Jesus Christ.
497
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:46.279
So it stands to reason that andre Agassi and a
498
00:26:46.319 --> 00:26:49.359
lot of other people were very much expecting that, Hey,
499
00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:51.799
this is when he's finally going to win that first major.
500
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:56.759
Except things go off the rails before the match even starts.
501
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:59.920
I'm guessing it's a tennis related maybe an injury.
502
00:27:00.359 --> 00:27:04.240
Something got injured. There was some damage to something like
503
00:27:04.279 --> 00:27:07.440
a hamstring or like a a groin pull or something
504
00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:11.440
What actually happened was, while he was taking a shower
505
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.400
the night before the match, his wig started to disintegrate.
506
00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:20.680
Oh no, a
wig injury. It starts unraveling. He suspects
507
00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:24.079
he used like the wrong conditioner or something when washing it.
508
00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:29.839
So he had a weave. Yes, yes, basically, and whatever
509
00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:33.240
the case, the weaves starts coming undone in the shower,
510
00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:37.440
just completely falling apart. He and a friend managed to
511
00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:41.759
piece it back together, at which point said friend begins
512
00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:44.920
a journey into the Paris night looking for bobby pins
513
00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:47.720
to hold everything in place. Doesn't seem like that would
514
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:50.440
have been hard, right, It was actually pretty difficult.
515
00:27:50.759 --> 00:27:53.039
Is there not a set ends that he could have
516
00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:53.960
gone to to find some?
517
00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:57.440
He had a lot of trouble finding bobby pins.
518
00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:00.039
It's probably because they have a weird French name for it.
519
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:02.200
Probably yeah, bobby pins, you mean.
520
00:28:04.039 --> 00:28:07.359
Yeah. And so they do finally find all the bobby
521
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:10.200
pins they need and they decide it should hold just
522
00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:14.839
fine as long as Agacy doesn't move too much, which
523
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.119
shouldn't be a problem. He's just got to get through
524
00:28:17.119 --> 00:28:18.880
a French Open final, that's all.
525
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.720
Yeah, just a tiny little hurdle after you went on
526
00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:25.319
a mystic quest to get the twelve bobby pins of
527
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:28.319
the Knights of the Round Table in Paris.
528
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:31.960
It was actually more than twenty bobby pins that it
529
00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:34.119
took to hold this monstrosity in place.
530
00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:38.319
The b fifty two's like, what's going on here? It'd
531
00:28:38.359 --> 00:28:40.359
be so funny if you had like a big bee
532
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:43.480
fifty two's boufont hairdoo, and you.
533
00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:46.079
Know, he could have just played without a hair piece.
534
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.519
But that'd be like us live streaming without hats. Not
535
00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:53.000
gonna fucking happen. Bruh man, we like what we like. Yeah,
536
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:55.880
I removed my hat to see that I shaved my head,
537
00:28:57.400 --> 00:29:02.599
and I removed my hat to reveal I'm whoa. Here's
538
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:05.960
a quote warming up before the match. I pray not
539
00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:08.480
for a win, but for my hairpiece to stay on
540
00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:12.000
under normal circumstances. Playing in my first final of a
541
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:15.759
Grand Slam, I'd be tense, but my tenuous hairpiece has
542
00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:19.400
me
catatonic. Whether or not it's slipping, I imagine that
543
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:23.240
it's slipping with every lunge, every leap. I picture it
544
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:26.119
landing on the clay like a hawk. My father shot
545
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:28.880
from the sky. I can hear a gasp going up
546
00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:32.119
from the crowd. I can picture millions of people suddenly
547
00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:35.519
leaning closer to their TVs, turning to each other, and
548
00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:39.680
in dozens of languages and dialects, saying some version of
549
00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:44.359
did andre Agassi's hair just fall off? That would have happened.
550
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:46.680
That's sure as shit would have happened.
551
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:49.000
But you like him describing that. I'm like, yeah, that
552
00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:51.839
is terrifying. You should have just shaved your head that night.
553
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.319
Yeah, that would have been up there with like when
554
00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:58.119
Millie Vanilli CD started skipping mm hmm.
555
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:00.319
We would be talking about that forever instead to just
556
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:01.319
having read it in a book.
557
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:06.799
And so he is so legitimately preoccupied with his wig
558
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:10.039
falling off that he blows it and loses the match,
559
00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:13.920
even though he was the obvious favorite. He's way younger
560
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:15.519
than this guy, way more skilled.
561
00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:18.640
Yeah, that was like when you'd see like somebody trying
562
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:21.160
to fight Hulk Hogan in two thousand and Hogan, like
563
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:23.799
the Rock versus Hulk Hogan or whatever, and like Hulk
564
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:28.079
Hogan wins, and you're like, fine, sure, So.
565
00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:31.880
This does nothing to quell those claims that andre Agassi
566
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:33.440
is all substance.
567
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:36.319
Yeah, not that he made it to the finals, mind, you.
568
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:40.119
Right, which again I've said it before that that is
569
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:43.119
how tennis works. You don't have to win majors. You
570
00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:44.960
don't even have to win tournaments all the time. If
571
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:48.160
you're just making it deep into every tournament, you're gonna
572
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:49.119
rank pretty well.
573
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:52.640
I'll add, by the way, that it's certainly not a
574
00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:57.160
miscontributed phrase all style, those substances. When he lost to
575
00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:00.839
the match because of a fear of a losing win, yeah,
576
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:03.680
that does definitely lay credence to the all style, no
577
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.000
substance thing, because the style is what prevented the substance
578
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:07.720
from succeeding.
579
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.480
Yeah, and that's a thing he doesn't really touch on
580
00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:14.319
in the book, which that is a good point. How
581
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:16.119
could they say that I was all style, no substance.
582
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:17.920
The only reason I lost is because I was afraid,
583
00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:20.480
you know, my wig would come off. And it's like,
584
00:31:20.559 --> 00:31:23.799
I think that is, in a roundabout way, exactly what
585
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:24.319
they're saying.
586
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:28.160
Just a little bit, just a little bit what they're saying.
587
00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:32.880
He also wasn't doing himself any favors in the all image,
588
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:37.119
no substance argument with his stance on Wimbledon. He for
589
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:40.960
the first few years of his career from eighty eight
590
00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:44.039
to nineteen ninety he refused to play at Wimbledon because
591
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:46.720
he didn't like that they have a dress code, which
592
00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.680
at Wimbledon you have to wear all white. Just get
593
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.319
some white gene shorts, baby, And they were so strict
594
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.200
about it that for the longest time even women had
595
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:00.599
to wear white shorts. And I I think it just
596
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:04.400
changed last year where women were finally like, hey, what
597
00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:05.720
about when we're on our period?
598
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:10.039
Tradition can suck sometimes, yeah, And for years and years
599
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:13.319
and years women asked that question and Wimbledon was like, oh,
600
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:19.119
tragedy in it. Problem, And then finally last year Wimbledon
601
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:21.960
changed that. So now you watch Wimbledon, you're like, oh,
602
00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:25.000
sable lengths on her period, she's wearing green shorts. Look
603
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:28.440
at all these period shorts that are happening here.
604
00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:31.119
I think it was more that just everyone started wearing
605
00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:32.400
shorts that weren't white.
606
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:35.519
So then, yeah, maybe Wimbledon should accept the fact that
607
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:37.039
maybe some things aren't necessary.
608
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:39.680
Yeah, and that's absolutely one of them.
609
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:43.680
I get tradition, but sometimes tradition is just like antiquated
610
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:44.200
and stupid.
611
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:44.839
Yeah.
612
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.880
Yeah, So that to anybody trying to sit down in
613
00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:48.640
Fenway Park.
614
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:51.599
Yeah, I mean I think the biggest example of it
615
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:56.079
in baseball is umpires. Like we have machines that do
616
00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:59.319
what they do on the screen at the same time,
617
00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:01.839
we can have the machines do it. It would be
618
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:06.839
way better anyway. Andrea Agassy he skips Wimbledon from eighty
619
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:09.839
eight to nineteen ninety because he doesn't like their dress code.
620
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:11.880
It's like Wimbledon or gene shorts.
621
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:14.920
He's like, I've made my choice, by the way again
622
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:17.599
on the all style, no substance thing. He won't go
623
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:21.319
to Wimbledon because of their style rules, right, not their
624
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:22.640
substance rules, right.
625
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:25.559
So again not doing himself any favors.
626
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:29.039
Andre, you might not be as heroic as you think
627
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:29.839
about this stuff.
628
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:32.880
So his next major appearance is at the nineteen ninety
629
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:36.640
US Open, and in between those two matches he put
630
00:33:36.680 --> 00:33:40.119
on ten pounds of muscle thanks to his new trainer,
631
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:45.519
Gil Reyes Harry Bonds. If you see Gilrayes, Barry Bonds
632
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:49.440
would have to take steroids to get to gil Reyes's level,
633
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:52.839
Like really, yeah, he's a big dude. He sort of
634
00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:56.599
acted as Andre Agassy's bodyguard also, but he was also
635
00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:58.599
like his strength and fitness coach. I feel like that
636
00:33:58.640 --> 00:33:59.599
might just be an assumption.
637
00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:01.960
You see that guy, You're like, well, that's a bodyguard.
638
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:06.279
Obviously, that is absolutely an assumption that people made. And
639
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:08.840
Andrea Agassy was like, no, he's both.
640
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:12.760
Is ten pounds of muscle necessarily the best thing to
641
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:16.800
do at that level of sport, because like in boxing,
642
00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:19.320
putting on muscle is not the best thing in the
643
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:22.679
world because for obvious reasons, like the more muscle you
644
00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:24.360
put on, the heavier arms are going to be, the
645
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:26.519
more tired you can get, the less flexibility you have.
646
00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:29.639
It also depends on where you're starting from. Yeah, Andrea
647
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:32.880
Agassy was just a scrawny little kid, that is true. Yeah,
648
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:36.280
It's like when you see Victor Webbin Yama now it's like, yeah,
649
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.559
he's dominant, but he's gonna have to bulk up a
650
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:42.000
little bit. Yeah, and
get Dwight Howard shoulders. Yeah. If
651
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:44.199
you look at Yannis when he first entered the league
652
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.039
versus Yannis now, it's like that, it's like that kind
653
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:50.480
of bulk he's trying to put on and it seems
654
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:55.519
to help because he at the nineteen ninety US Open
655
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:59.360
makes a deep run into the finals. He's going in
656
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:03.039
with new confidence on account of not having to wear
657
00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:06.519
his hair piece anymore. Granted, he's still not playing bald.
658
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:09.800
He's just come up with a new camouflaging system that
659
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:15.480
involves a thicker headband and really bright highlights. Hell yeah,
660
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:17.960
so again, he's not all image, Jeff.
661
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:21.599
He's actually combing the hair over. This is a new
662
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:22.719
thing that he came up with.
663
00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:27.400
Unfortunately, though, he runs into an opponent who will end
664
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.599
up being so important to the Andrea Agassi story.
665
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:32.840
For the jealousy of all the hair that this man
666
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:38.000
has all over his body. Yeah, all over the swarthiest
667
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:40.239
man we have seen in a very long time.
668
00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:43.679
Their rivalry will be an episode of its own in
669
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:46.800
the future, and that is Pete Sampress.
670
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:50.400
Pete motherfucking Sampress, Mister Bridget Wilson.
671
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:54.800
He is the other last great American men's tennis player.
672
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:57.920
But he was better. He was better, and he looked
673
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:01.079
like a much huger nerd. Yeah, that's the thing. Agassy
674
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:04.880
got more attention on account of the denim shorts in
675
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:08.559
that crazy mullet. But Pete Sampras was the better player.
676
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:12.079
Yes, and that's why he got to marry Bridget Wilson.
677
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:15.639
I mean Andre Agassy did, alright.
678
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:17.480
He did Brooke Shields, man, I get it.
679
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:21.760
Brooks Shields, Barbara streisand as we will talk about soon,
680
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:23.000
that was interesting.
681
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:26.760
Bridget Wilson was Sonia Blade in Mortal Kombat. Yeah, hit
682
00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:28.199
your shit together, Adam.
683
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.039
I forget what was Barbara Streisand in Mortal Kombat she
684
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:35.960
was Scorpion Scorre. Yeah, yeah, I always forget. Get over here.
685
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:40.800
And andre Agassy had seen Sampress before this, but I
686
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:42.760
don't think they had played that much, and he just
687
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.199
like didn't really respect him. He was like, eh, he's
688
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:48.599
a young guy, he's not that great. I'll be fine.
689
00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:51.880
And so he goes in with all this hair in place,
690
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:56.079
confidence knowing he's seen Sampress before and wasn't impressed. And
691
00:36:56.119 --> 00:37:00.920
Pete Sampress smokes that ass. He practically explodes him with
692
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:05.239
the tennis ball. He just fucking wrecks Andre Agassy at
693
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:09.079
the nineteen ninety US Open. So still more style than
694
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:12.280
substance is what people continue to say.
695
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:16.119
Pete Sampras just wearing his little white suit with a
696
00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:16.960
little white outfit.
697
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:20.559
He's wearing a whole suit he had come from work. Yeah, yeah,
698
00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:23.400
he came from his work as a bell guy. Yeah,
699
00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:26.559
which is why August he didn't take him seriously. So
700
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:29.880
his next major final is one that we've already sort
701
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:32.519
of talked about. That was the nineteen ninety one US
702
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.920
Open final against Jim Currier. He and Jim Currier had
703
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:39.119
already had the falling out by this point over Nick
704
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:43.559
Bolletieri sitting in Agassy's player's box and openly cheering for
705
00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:47.039
him when those two met at a tournament. And this
706
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:51.719
is the point where andre Agassi's relationship with Nick Bolletieri
707
00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:55.199
starts to change. Is the heel turned from Nick a
708
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:59.719
little bit because they are playing this match and Agassy
709
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:03.480
is winning, I believe, And then there's a rain delay
710
00:38:03.880 --> 00:38:07.320
and andre Agassi talks in the book about how he
711
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.719
just wanted Nick Boletieri to come in and just like
712
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:13.960
acknowledge what was happening. He's like, by this point, I
713
00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:17.480
wasn't even getting coaching from him, Like I didn't need coaching.
714
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:20.679
I would just get like encouragement. And he says he
715
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:25.280
was expecting something from Nick and instead he gets nothing.
716
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:28.159
This is a quote in this moment. It's not coaching
717
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.000
I need, but a show of humanity. You ain't getting
718
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:34.079
that from Nick Boletieri. Yeah, which is one of the
719
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.719
duties of any coach. I need some recognition of the
720
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:41.519
adrenaline charged moment
in which I find myself. Is that
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too much to ask? Yes, yes, yes, it is too
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much to ask from Nickpolitary. Absolutely, that is absolutely too
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much to ask of Nick Boletieri. You will get a
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cot in a school.
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That is all you will get from Nickboletary.
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And so they come back out after this rain delay
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and Jim Curry wins. Jim Currier delivers. I get it
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because his last name's Currier. Everybody, I am Boom fucking pop.
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Give me some gene shorts. That was an ace, That's
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what that was. Samprist is asked, and so that means
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another major has passed where Andre Agassy is considered to
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be all style, no substance, And ironically enough, that finally
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changes in nineteen ninety two when he finally decides, okay,
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I will wear all white and compete at Wimbledon, and
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that is where our next episode will start.
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It's gonna go to a party in the Hampton's at Wimbledon.
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Oh, there's gonna be some partying because We're going to
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talk about the streisand era on We Love a streisand
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Era the next episode. There is a point in history
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where Andre Agassy dated Barber streisand Andre can me and
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I know people at home might be thinking, well, wait,
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isn't Barbara streisand like ten or fifteen years older than
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Andre Agassy. No, she's twenty eight years older than Andre Agassy.
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So it was an interesting relationship. It drew some comments
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and some commentary, and we're going to talk about the
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streisand era next. Jeff, have you ever dated Barber streisand Ah, yes,
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I did meeting. I'm a little bit younger, but it
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was great. It was like wearing hot lavas. That's a
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quote from Andrea Agasy about dating Barbara streisand that sounds
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about right. Yeah. I'm excited to dive into that a
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little more on the next episode, but until then, I
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think we have wrapped this up.
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Let's wrap it up. You forgot there's a W in
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the beginning of that word.
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No, I was gonna starting we wrap this up. Yeah, Jeff,
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thank you so much for being my co host on
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this except for you, Jeff. No, what do we have
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to plug before we get out of here. Adam tod
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Brown dot subsack dot com. Got that and uh oh
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you can check out. Uh I sell cards baseball cards
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on eBay. You can check that out. If I remember
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the link you don't show dot link slash cards. Go
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go buy some cards and use code on pops ten
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at checkout to save ten percent. Jeff, what do you
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got to plug? I got a new podcast coming out
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called gene Shorts Pod. Uh this is actually now?
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I mean I have all Jeff has cool friends, UG
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Fine with Kim Krawl, The Great Nerd with dray Alvarez.
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All those available at patreon dot com Slash Jeff May
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for early access to unsensed episodes with bonus content. Ug
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Fine isn't exclusive on the Patreon. I also open cards,
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both with Adam on you don't even like sports cards,
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as well as I Must Break You. I do that
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on Wednesdays at my YouTube which is at Hey there,
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Jeff Row just like all the social media. If you
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want to see me live second Friday of every month,
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that blasts in the past some beautiful Magnolia and Burbank,
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California for mint on card.
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I think that's everything Tom.
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Jeff watched Batman game plea unemployed shut.
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All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Jeff
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say goodbye.
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You get the old style of substance, rookie card, everybody, goodbye, everybody,
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We love you.
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Jimmy Ace