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it's officially rated on the thumbnail nc17.
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Hookers blow glory holes.
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Truck driver getting filled up at glory holes.
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Never know, never know what's gonna happen here.
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It's up to you.
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All right, hello and welcome to this episode of between two belts.
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I'm your host, rj bates, third, and today we are sitting down with john hold the h.
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Nolan.
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How you doing, john?
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Doing well yourself.
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Why don't you have a fucking h in your name?
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Because my parents want to make my life difficult.
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Seriously, it's, it's weird.
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Like I'm Robert John Bates and like you're like the non-biblical version of John.
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At least it's not J H?
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O?
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N.
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That's a really weird way to spell it.
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No one spells it that way.
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John what?
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do you do?
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I'm an investor and I own a SaaS company.
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You own a.
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SaaS company.
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Yeah, we're sassy.
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What the fuck is that?
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It's a software.
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What software does what it does?
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Lots of things.
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No, it's for investors.
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Um, it's a CRM.
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Oh, all that fun shit.
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Oh, we got another fucking CRM guy.
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Oh my God, there's so many of y'all.
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There is what, what?
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What point in time did you wake up in your life and say I want to create a real estate CRM?
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It was when none of them worked and actually went all the way through the process.
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And then you realized you were going to be another one that doesn't fucking work and go all the way through the process.
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We will we will.
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We will.
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I love it.
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So you're a real estate investor yourself and you decided you had a problem and you were going to solve it Right, because you can't solve actual homeowners problems, no, so you're going to go get software.
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These software guys make a lot more money than us.
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When you say an investor, are you a flipper,
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landlord?
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What do you do?
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Mainly flip and hold.
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Do a little bit of wholesaling, but not a lot.
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So flip, buy and hold, you're actually taking ownership of these properties.
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Yeah right, you got some crazy stories.
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I got plenty of crazy stories.
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Uh, first, before we get into crazy stories, what is that hat you're wearing?
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Oklahoma state, it's not oklahoma state.
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Yeah what?
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It's old school logo.
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What the fuck, bro?
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I am a college football connoisseur.
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I have never seen that Oklahoma State logo.
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You know why?
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Because back then no one gave a shit about Oklahoma State.
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Guess what?
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No one still doesn't give a shit about Oklahoma State.
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You like your coach?
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Say what Do you like your football coach?
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You know, there's times I like Gundy and there's times I don't.
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I'm a 40-year-old man.
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I'm a man, I'm 40.
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Come after me.
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That's like 17 years ago you said that he's 57.
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He should recreate it like every year.
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Oh, that'd be hilarious.
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I'm a man, I'm 57.
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You know he should redo it All.
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Right, let's get a crazy story.
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What's the?
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craziest story.
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Craziest story I had a police call our property manager we have announced property management and said, hey, can we get access to this property?
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Sure, why not, it's vacant.
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Well, we have reason to believe there's a body in the storm shelter.
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Okay, she's like all right.
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Well, you know, sure, whatever, how?
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Okay, she's like all right.
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What you know?
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Sure, I mean whatever, how do you know?
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And he said well, investigation led us here, but also, from the smell, we're really sure there's a body in there.
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Oh, sure enough, there was a body.
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Wait, so you own this, right, we own it.
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Long story on that.
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But short story is it's waiting for to be rehabbed and it's just, oh, this is recent.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, this was a month ago, holy shit yeah, so the property is vacant.
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Yep, in oklahoma we have a lot of storm shelters.
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Right basements, we have a lot of storm shelters, and so they picked your storm shelter.
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Yep, we checked the properties, but we don't check storm shelters, evidently oh on, I need to talk to Amanda about this and make sure she didn't use your storm shelter to do that.
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We talked about this yesterday, amanda Webster.
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Just make sure she hasn't been to Oklahoma recently.
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All right, so they hid the body in your storm shelter.
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Yep, or someone went down there in the storm shelter and died.
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Well, that's what we were thinking, right.
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But then we, after they found it, got a little bit more info and no, he was covered with a tarp of some kind.
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Maybe he was cold.
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Had been there for six to nine months.
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How long have you owned the property?
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About a year, like I said, long story with this one.
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Oh, you're doing like the RJ style rehab, where you like, buy it and don't do anything with it for a year.
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There's a couple of those that don't worry about it.
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It's the appreciation play.
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We're just sitting on it.
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It'll get more worth more over the long haul, so it's.
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Can you do anything with the property right now?
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Cause we can, they're, can.
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They had the police take down.
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Within two days everything else was already out of there.
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There's no stench left, but we're going to wait a little bit so the neighbors don't scare off any tenants or buyers.
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Yeah, it's kind of rough, yeah does it feel weird to go to the house?
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oh, I haven't been there.
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My team does we had a house in Fort Worth that we owned for a very long time.
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It was a luxury flip and we finished rehabbing it and while it was on the market it had a metal roofing system that separated, and so we had leaks throughout.
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All three stories Sounds luxurious.
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Oh yeah, rehab it again.
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So we've been in this house for about a year rehabbing it twice.
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Now we're up in the attic and we see a noose hanging from
a rafter and it has like dried blood on it.
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Now come to find out it was a Halloween decoration.
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That made you stop, didn't it, dude, I and Donnie?
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When you're in the middle of an attic and you see a noose hanging from a rafter with dry blood on it, you're freaking the fuck out.
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You start hearing ghosts?
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Have you seen any of the videos of people finding snakes in their attics?
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No, Well, hold on On your form.
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You said rattlesnake house.
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You have a rattlesnake house.
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We have.
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But we were told it was a rattlesnake house.
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It's a flip.
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It was a few years ago.
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We flipped it.
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Inspections came and went and they came back and said we had to get a rattlesnake handler to remove the house.
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What the just one or like multiple, he said just one ends up.
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The home inspector was just crazy.
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We had to hire a snake wrangler to come out, get underneath the house, look for everything.
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Didn't find a rattlesnake.
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But that would have been some shit.
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Yeah, we've had vultures.
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Same house, actually same house.
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Vultures overtook it.
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Very luxurious house, yeah.
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Well, it looked like a castle.
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So the vultures were sitting on the perches up at the top and they laid eggs.
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Well, guess what's?
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Protected Vultures, I didn't know that.
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So you can't remove the eggs.
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Guess what happens when the eggs don't move?
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Mama and Dada don't move, yeah, so they just lived there for six months.
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Guess what is acidic?
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They're shit, you know, eats everything.
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Motherfuckers tore that place up.
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Tiny man, crazy stuff.
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Yep, so you've had murders in your house.
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You sound like a great landlord.
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Murders, rattlesnakes.
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What else you got going on in your shit?
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We've had the.
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Everybody pretty much has had the flea houses that you've had at one point or another Found out.
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We had another one.
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That dude passed away and his body stain was there several months later before the.
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His wife went to move out.
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Wow, oh, we'll pay to replace the carpet.
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It's okay, she was living there with his After he passed.
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I guess I didn't ask any more of the details of it.
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What part of Oklahoma are you from?
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Oklahoma City, man.
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I hate that place.
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You ought to come on up, I do Once a year.
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My kid plays hockey up there.
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Oh, okay, I know where you're from.
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Yeah, y'all's ice rink Shit there.
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Okay, yeah, y'all's ice rink Shit, your state's shit.
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At least you like Oklahoma state.
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It's a little bit better than you know.
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Sooners, you hate the Sooners.
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Oh, I hate the Sooners.
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Who would want to live in Norman.
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You ever drive through Norman and just think to yourself like how the fuck did they convince any 18 year old kid to come play any sport there?
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I have no idea how that that school is ever good.
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He's a.
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It is literally the worst place in all of America.
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I don't know.
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Dallas is pretty bad.
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Oh, come on, bro, please.
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Dallas has some money.
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They have the Cowboys, yeah, and they're doing great Well, and you don't like the Cowboys.
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I'm a season ticket holder in Dallas.
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Well, there you go, but they drive me crazy.
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Yeah, the only thing worse than Jerry Jones is a real estate investors, the thing they can make, crms.
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What do you think about the Cowboys?
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You know we just signed CD lamb back to.
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You know more money than you and I will ever see in our lifetimes.
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How does that make you feel?
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Every year, they just let me down more and more.
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Do you think Dak is ever going to lead us to the promised land?
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No, dak's not going to do it.
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Do you ever find yourself at night praying that Jerry Jones dies?
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I wouldn't go that far.
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No, I've done that.
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You've never done that.
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No, I take it, you have.
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I have never actually done that.
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I've heard other people do that.
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I actually don't care that much, Uh, cause I'm a Patriots fan.
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Oh.
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Patriots fan in Dallas.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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It makes a lot of sense, actually, actually.
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I mean, think about it from the perspective of if you're a kid and you're growing up in the nineties and the Cowboys are winning super bowls, you definitely want to pull for the worst team in the NFL which is what I did.
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I foresaw the future of the greatest dynasty of all time.
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So you saw Brady coming up when he was a height again.
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This is going to be.
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The man is the goat.
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I thoughtledsoe was the man leading us to the promised land, Parcells and Bledsoe baby.
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Well, I thought that at one point too.
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Yes, you did.
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And then it was Romo.
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Yep, have you, uh, have you heard the quotes about, uh, how Bledsoe really despises Romo?
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Yeah, he was like, hey, brady, respectful, he would ask questions.
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Romo, pretentious little cunt.
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He used that language.
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That was my interpretation of what he said and also just from listening to him on CBS.
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You like listening to Romo?
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I don't watch much football the last few years.
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I go to Oklahoma State games.
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You like listening to Romo?
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I don't watch much football the last few years.
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What the fuck?
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You're wearing a cowboy or you know sports?
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I go to Oklahoma State games and your season ticket, but you don't watch that much.
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Not that much.
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You're a very confusing man.
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I know no H in the John.
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I don't really know what the fuck you do.
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What's the name of your CRM?
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Pete For.
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Pistol Pete.
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What's the name of your CRM, pete for pistol Pete?
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Yep, that was where we came up with it.
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A little nod, okay, dude you just said I don't watch that much football, but NFL football is what I meant.
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Okay, so you're a big time Oklahoma State yeah, I used to be a bigger NFL fan, but the kneeling just kind of.
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Oh, so you're definitely voting Trump.
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No yes, yeah, okay.
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Just it's like we're not on the same page here.
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Okay, but you're like awkward silence yeah, yeah, you're.
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I love awkward silence.
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I know, yeah, you watch my content.
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You're a subscriber.
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No, no, maybe did you know about these belts.
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How could anybody not know about these belts?
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How could anybody not know about your belts?
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Because I wear them all the fucking time, right?
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Hey, you know how annoyed the industry is at these belts Very annoyed, I bet.
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Fucking it annoys the piss out of them.
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I thought you had three of them, I do.
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Well, I have four now.
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I got that one over there, just won that one today.
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These are the closers Olympics.
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These are the ones that really piss people.
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I got that one over there, just won that one today.
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These are the closers Olympics.
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These are the ones that really piss people off.
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The other one is unrecognized.
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They're like oh, you did that one live in front of 500 people?
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Only 500?
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It was that many people.
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There's only 500 people at this event, the fuck.
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So, john, I love to ask this question, question, and I'm sure, with you being from oklahoma, your answer is going to be dumb as fuck.
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But what's your greatest achievement in life?
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uh, so you probably get, oh, my kids, my wife, yes, things like that, and those are valid to a point.
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My biggest achievement, though, was not hitting true rock bottom.
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I spent time in the marine corps, really because I needed it, and then came back, contracted overseas for two years in the middle east out, hit rock bottom.
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The answer is going down.
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It was going good and then it started going down.
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Like you, you were really good at the beginning.
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Most people say wife and kids Everyone.
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Everyone.
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Why?
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Because that's what we're supposed to say so you didn't hit rock bottom.
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What do you mean by that?
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When I say rock bottom, I mean like ended up in a hole somewhere, dead Right.
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You were pretty close.
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I was fairly close.
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Yeah, by gun out.
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You have that guru story by gun out.
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You have that guru story by gun out, and the chamber didn't go off.
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No, not that, fucking love those dude.
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No, not that I love it.
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Every time I interview one of those guys, they're like I had it.
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I was under the water tower, I pulled the trigger and it didn't go off, but for $97,.
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I'll teach you how to wholesale.
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I'm like okay, fucking, I'll teach you how to wholesale.
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Like okay, fucking, jerk off.
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You were pretty close to that, though.
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Yeah, I was really close.
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Pistol Pete Now I can't answer this one because you're going to laugh.
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Wife, who is now my wife?
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yeah, your greatest achievement in life Is not in rock bottom Because you got fucking married.
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Fucking quit John Nolan.