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The most animated voice in all of our media.
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Chuck O'Shaughnessy.
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The Thursday Night Jam. Yeah, you heard what it was,
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and it is currently, let's see, November 12, 2026, allegedly,
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according to that thing we call a calendar. All that
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good stuff on the Pope's work schedule, etc., etc., and
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it's time for the Thursday Night Jam. And hell, I'm
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only 11 minutes going late to air here on the
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live stream.
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But it's got to be a record for us. Almost.
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You know what, though? Most of y'all just listen to
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the podcast anyway. So who cares? Yeah.
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All right.
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Anyhow.
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So Brad is with me. Money over everything. Yes, indeed.
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You've got to check it out. And you've got to
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check out D White Man, Dwight Man, that is on X.
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That's for sure. Hot link in the show notes. And
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I have no idea what we're going to cover, but
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I do have an idea of some of the sounds
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we're going to make. Anyway, you might have heard the
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new intro, mostly produced by Brad, but then I took
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it and just chopped it up and decided to see
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what would happen if we turned it into an intro
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as well. So, to hell with it.
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It's challenging to make sure I'm close, man.
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I don't know, everything turns out to be like fucking
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five to nine minutes long.
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Right.
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And even the one you sent me finally was like
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two minutes long or something. I'm like, damn. Yeah. You know,
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which is, you know, used to be you needed a
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full minute of intro for a podcast. That was the
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way it was like for years and years. They wanted
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you to play it like it was a TV show.
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Remember when TV shows had long intros and shit? You
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remember that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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But anyway, you know what? I'm done reminiscing. Let's kick
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off with you because my mind's all over the place anyway.
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So what's on your slate today, brother?
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I've just been doing sound editing most of the day,
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finally getting off my ass and doing something. But I
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was like, fuck, I got the day off. Might as
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well look up some stories and see what we can
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go through. And I found a pretty funny one right here.
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At least the headline's pretty damn funny. Researchers find cocaine
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in every single shrimp tested in England's waterways.
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In addition to cocaine, researchers.
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Found ketamine, Xanax, Valium, as well as banned pesticides and
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other harmful consumer products. So it sounds like a shrimp
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done to our partying, man.
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Either shrimp or partying, or guess what? Here's the natural
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reaction to everybody taking a piss. Because that's what it
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comes down to, right? Yeah. There's runoff in the water stream. Yeah,
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of course there's runoff in the system. And when you piss,
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part of that is water, sure. And you got the
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ammonia and all kinds of crap you pass through your body. So,
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you know, because that's the extraction, the waste extraction, right?
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So when you extract the waste, you're going to end
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up with a whole bunch of byproducts eventually of all
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the crap that we're all taking. And everybody's on drugs, man.
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I mean, let's face it, between psychotropics, right, and the
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fat shots and the freaking, you know, arthritis pills and
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God knows what else. OK, plus the over-the-counter poisons we're
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all taking.
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Dude, there's a lot of things in our piss, man.
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So, you know, eventually, guess what? The shrimp and everything
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else go to swim in your piss. Because where does
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it all end up eventually? In the gigantic ocean. So,
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you know, logic, right? I mean, and shrimp are on
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the bottom. Ugly little creatures, if you ever see them
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with their heads on. You know what I'm saying?
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A lot of feeders, just like catfish. That's why I think...
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I don't know. Maybe I'm just more sensitive to it,
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but I know it's a new route. Fucking eat shrimp, man.
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I'd get indigestion.
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Somebody told me it's because the fucking bottom feeders, they
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just eat all the garbage on the bottom of the water.
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Well, you know, but in all fairness, so does a lobster.
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So does a monkfish and crabs ain't particular about what
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it is they get to know on neither.
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You know what I'm saying? Catfish is fucking delicious.
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But catfish turn out real good. Right. And so do crabs.
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I like crabs. You know what I'm saying? Not trying
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to get a case of them or nothing.
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Depending on the context of the crabs you're talking about there,
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it's like, are you talking about.
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Seafood or sleeping with a woman that isn't clean?
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See, I got myself in a little trouble on an
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app called Whatnot, which I'm going to be selling baseball
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cards on soon. But there was a chick on there
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because somebody figured out they're selling food on there now.
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And there's a guy selling literally alligator and catfish. Right.
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But that wasn't the channel I got in trouble on.
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I went over to another one where the guy was
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selling crabs and lobster. OK.
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And seafood and clams didn't mention the clams.
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See, clams grow real well in sewage. We used to harvest. No,
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no kidding. I knew guys that got paid well in
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Jersey to be harvesting from the sewage plant, basically where
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they dumped the sewage straight into a stream that nobody
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was ever going to touch for anything else. They turned
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it into a clam hatchery where they were just growing
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clams in that bitch. And they grew the best clams
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in that sewage because a clam is nothing but a
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big filtration system. It's like a kidney in a shell. Anyway... No,
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I'm serious.
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This sounds almost like American feminism, growing clams in sewage.
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Well, you kind of do. But anyhow, here's the fun
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part about it all. So they got this guy on
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there trying to sell his seafood, right? And you're supposed
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to bid on it, and people are auctioning. And they're
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selling everything from candy and potato chips straight up to, like,
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a Wagyu steak and all that shit, right? On whatnot now. Which,
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I mean, I'm over there for the baseball cards, but
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they sell everything over there. Anyway, so I'm checking out
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the food and all of a sudden the guy gets
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the brilliant idea. And of course, it jacked up because
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I'm doing analysis on the different auctions. Jack's up his
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bidding a lot when he puts his pretty blonde wife
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all dressed up up there selling crabs and freaking lobsters.
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Right.
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So I said, hey, look, you guys can pay me
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any time for the following big, good T-shirt idea, which
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is there's a lady that you want to catch the
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crabs from. Um, you know, and I'm saying that's a
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marketing t-shirt plus it'll be profitable and who wouldn't be
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a smart ass and wear that, you.
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Know, and shit like that.
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So it's like, it's kind of, I've never heard about
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the story about the, uh, the kid.
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What was it? Where's the cocaine bear? Was it Kentucky?
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What a cocaine bear happened?
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Well, cocaine bear allegedly happened in a couple of spots
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and actually their CIA documentation to back it up.
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Uh, where, where they had t-shirts saying, I think it
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was Kentucky, but they had t-shirts saying Kentucky kicks ass.
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And there were, uh, these fucking, what is it? Who
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do you want to call it? Stick up the ass politicians.
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Like there's no, there's no audience or demographic for these
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t-shirts and the t-shirts actually fucking sold out because people
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like that kind of shit. So like, you know, the story, uh,
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you're talking about the broad selling clams, uh, Or crabs, rather.
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You got clams on the brain, but no,
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selling crabs and lobster, but go ahead.
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I'm not a Cicero clam, but anyway.
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My bosses also had this idea back in the day
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for when we were running a paint company, and they
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wanted the title of Baxter Brothers, We Stroke It Right.
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And the boss's wife was like, don't do that. It
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was like when people would fucking remember it.
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We stroke it right. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Exactly.
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I saw a fucking lawyer's car, and it said no
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BS because, again, K-N-O-W-B-S, and it was license plate because
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it was the guy's initials. Nice, nice.
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I mean, you know, it gets you asking questions, though,
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after a while.
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Hey, where are the white women at?
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You know, stuff like that happens while you're doing that. And,
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of course, with the clams on your mind, no reason
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why they shouldn't expand into clams along with the rest
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of their seafood over there. And I still say get
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your crabs from this lady and put her face right
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on that damn T-shirt because, you know, lots of lonely
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men on whatnot. You know, just saying they keep coming
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at you because they're lonely dudes on whatnot, buying, you know,
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Pokemon cards and stuff at three o'clock in the morning.
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But they see the chick popping up with the crabs
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and all that and lobster to sell.
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Hey, where are the white women at?
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You know, I mean, it just happens that way. That's
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all I'm saying. And it's a fair marketing idea. But,
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you know, maybe I'm just crazy because, after all... I
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was always hoping you'd die off and I'd get somebody
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in here who knew what the hell they were doing. Instead,
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you just keep hanging around like the doo-wop Dago you are.
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Ten bucks.
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Ten bucks.
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Jesus Christ, Mark.
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Are you a Jew or something? You know, I mean,
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I see how people react to me. It's okay. But
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I'm not a do-up, Dago, I assure you. Anyhow.
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Go ahead.
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Anyways, what else is on your mind this week besides the,
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I mean, clams do grow in shit, just straight up.
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I'm telling you. They grow real well there, just like
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some of the best mushrooms. After a forest burns down
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and animals go in there and shit on it, that's
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when you get awesome, awesome mushrooms and not even the
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hooster genetic type.
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Seriously.
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That's the truth, man.
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Yeah, just don't get the clams at the animal shit on.
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Yeah, you don't want the clams at the deer shit on,
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but you do want the mushrooms to go with the clams.
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And if the deer shit on the mushrooms, that's cool.
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But you want to grow your clams in human shit,
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which is even worse than any animal shit you could
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ever encounter. You know, and if you don't believe me,
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just check the city streets sometimes and you'll find it because,
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you know, they cut off all the bathrooms and then
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get mad because we don't want homeless people using our bathrooms. Well,
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if they don't go there, where? are they going to go? Somewhere.
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And you might end up stepping at it. Anyway, lessons
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to be learned, I think.
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Oh, yeah. You know, those would be more important lessons.
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But people really need to learn the lesson about, you know,
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just getting the shit out of their fucking skulls because...
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What happened this past week? Oh, we sure showed the
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Republicans at the voting boxes.
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You fucking morons.
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You did nothing but show people that you're the same red, white,
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blue dick up the ass sheeple as you have always been.
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And, you know, you know, what's hilarious is that I
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guarantee you when all the polls shake out, Generation X
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is going to be a no show. At the polls,
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that's where you lost massive numbers. But young guys are
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just swinging back and forth because it ain't about what
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they're for or what their ideals are or what their
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intelligence is. It's just about what they hate for the moment.
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You know what I'm saying? Like their short attention spans
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go to what they hate, too. So right now they're
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hating the economy, which the Republicans have claimed ownership on
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for the past four years. Right. You know, two years
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solid with Trump in there and two years with Biden
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in there where they were stopping Biden from turning this
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into a communist paradise.
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Right.
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But at the same time, we have alleged communists and
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socialists and democratic socialists all getting selected. Yes, I said selected,
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not elected. But the point is they get selected to
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be in those positions of power. Why? Because, look, you
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don't like crony capitalism that really functions like fascism?
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Fine.
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Try on some communism. Either way, you can take your
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isms and it's all going to come to the jism. OK,
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because that's all you got left at the end of
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the day. Nothing but what you can spank into your
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own hand because it's all the same and it's one party.
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But by all means, pretend something changed. Go right ahead. Anyway, Brad,
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I'm sorry. I ain't talking to you. I'm just talking
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to the wall. Go ahead.
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Yeah, because, like, I'm guaranteed, like, none of the people
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that we're yelling at are listening to this.
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But, boy, if they were.
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Yeah, no, but this is what you need to tell
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them is, you know, when they tell you about how
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sad they are that things changed and, you know, oh,
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my God, you know, it's going to be terrible because
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we're going to have communism and open borders and everything.
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You know, and everything else, you know, and black people
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are going to be rioting again because we're going to
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have another George Floyd. And you don't wouldn't believe the
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messages I've gotten, you know, recently. Look what I got here.
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Hey, where are the white women at?
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I mean, that's where we're at with this at this point.
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And I'm always asking where the white women at myself.
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Oh, dude, same here. You better know where they're at,
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where the money is, because, I mean.
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That's the other thing.
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We've had the fucking epidemic of gold-digging whores in this nation,
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and Bill Burr said that like 20 years ago now.
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He was right. But heaven forbid you point that out,
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and then you get, you know, the fucking.
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the angry clams fucking creaking and squawking.
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It was just, how dare you? You're supposed to understand.
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Bill Burr is funny, but he's a piece of shit too.
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You know, after all of his principles about where money
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comes from and how dare somebody take money for whatever,
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of course, son of a bitch goes to Saudi Arabia and, And,
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you know, constantly, I mean, constantly crying about how his
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whiteness is making him guilty. And then at the same
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time going, hey, if you if you can't handle that,
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I took some Saudi Arabian money. I don't give a
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shit about a bone saw. I mean, dude, really, you know,
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if you want to act like you have principles, fine.
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But you're making me respect Donald Trump more because this
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guy never told you.
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No, he's so rid of the white guilt that he
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let a black woman cut his nuts off. I remember
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the last person to listen to from him was called
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Paper Tiger, and I was like, this guy really slowed down.
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He lost his fucking edge, and that's why.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white
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women at?
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I mean, that's where Bill Burr needs to be. You
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know what I mean?
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Yes, sir.
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Hanging with Gene Wilder. But it don't get much
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And when it comes to lessons, I got to tell you,
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there's there's a few more that we could impart to
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those listening right now.
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It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of
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how I get him to the car.
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Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
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What you calling me, Zaha?
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I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th
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fucking century, you dickhead.
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I can stick you in my ass, small fry. Yeah?
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You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
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You got some lip on you, midget.
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Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
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Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while, asshole?
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You know, home maintenance is important, my brother. It really is.
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Sorry.
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But, dude, he said something that I would never say
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for an insult. I could fit you in my ass.
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Why would you say that?
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See, that's Bernie Mac.
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It's like if you're painting your nails or saying something
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like that, you better be Bernie Mac.
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Right. He got away with it. That's why I like it.
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He got away with that just the way that nobody
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could get away with making a movie that had something
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like this in it nowadays.
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Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white
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women at?
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I mean, that's the least of the lines in there
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that you couldn't get away with nowadays. But I'm just saying,
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that whole movie, except for the fart jokes, could probably
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be remade. But outside of that, how are you going
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to remake Blazing Saddles? You know what I'm saying?
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I can't remake Blazing Saddles, but boy, am I trying
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to bring back that degree of comedy with my show.
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Listen, we got to give it a shot. And, you know,
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speaking of giving it a shot, I also, again, want
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to play for you guys.
Now, I don't know if
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I got it here. Wait, I thought I had it here.
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Maybe I don't. But I could have swore I did.
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I'm going to grab the actual promo that you made
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and also my remix, if I can find it fast enough. Because...
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Let's see, that's the intro. Now, where's the other part
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of it? I know I got it here. But I'm
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going to get the intro and the promo for this
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Thursday night show, because it's going to start running on
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the regular network, okay, in between shows, and people are
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going to be like, what the fuck did I just hear?
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That's what I'm expecting.
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I was trying to make like an old-school radio ad
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with that.
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That's why I made it, and it kind of ran
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a little bit long, because I thought it would be
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going in between episodes and stuff, so.
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Cause you got like a pretty cool, like radio station going, dude.
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I like it.
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Oh yeah. I was wondering about that because I sent
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you to two things. One, I sent you to where
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the short attention span DJ theaters are on mix cloud.
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Which is awesome.
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Also, I have the live, you know, stream that I
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constantly run. And it's a, you know, it's an online
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radio station. It runs through the radio apps just like everything,
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you know, that runs through radio apps does, including your
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local radio stations, etc. Just saying.
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Yeah, I just go to Ocella.com and click on the
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listen live thing.
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Oh, yeah, you can do that, too. And glad to
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point that out. Also, guys, I am toying with the
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idea of running the whole archive through Patreon. If I
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do that, I'm thinking maybe 10 bucks a month and
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I'll start putting up about 20 podcasts per month. And
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I'm not going to run out of stuff for the
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next five years. And that might help to fund some
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of what's going on. Like right now, I got an
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unpaid phone bill for our call-in number. And they're not
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cutting it off just yet, but they will soon if
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I don't get something in. Just saying. And believe me,
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everybody is far between one another as far as making
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contributions lately. And it seems to keep coming down to
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the same three guys. Just saying. And look, Brad is
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even manually kicked in by making sure I physically got
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something in my hands.
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You know, more than once.
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What's that?
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What I intend to do again soon.
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Oh, look, I'm not pushing you. I'm just saying that
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for everybody else, listen, not just the guys that are
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on here should be contributing is all I'm trying to say. Uh, but, um,
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you know, more than happy to take on anybody who's
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willing to support this, but the radio station is free.
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The podcast feed is free. Mixed cloud is free. Okay.
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I can't put that on the free feed or any
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paid feed anywhere. So I like every once in a while,
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sneak in a short attention span, DJ theater on the speaker,
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but I really shouldn't. And I got to pay speaker
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to keep that up. Okay. So that's how you get
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your feeds and everything. And we're working on video, uh, Which,
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by the way, today I shot a video with Mike Swanson.
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And in the next couple of days, that'll come out
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on his YouTube channel, my Rumble channel, and a few
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other places. And we're going to start to see if
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you guys can put up with a face for radio
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like mine. But as we get there, we get there.
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But the more I can do is based on the
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more that somebody kicks in. Anyhow, a quick listen to
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what I cut. You want to hear your version first
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or you want to hear what I cut?
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I'd say you can play my version at the end
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since it's kind of long.
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Okay. Well, let's– all right. So I'll just play my version,
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which is– this is me recutting a 30-second
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is now going to be fitted in at Ocelli.com in
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between shows, during breaks, et cetera. So, you know, it'll
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be one of many things that rotates through there because
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I like to change it up now and then. You
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guys are used to the old commercials. uh from people
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that supported me years ago and everything else and even
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you know i i removed jordan maxwell's spot because he's
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long dead and uh i don't feel good about that
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uh so i took it out but uh anybody who's
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alive still got a spot with me even if they're
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not paying for it anymore Which, by the way, I'm
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willing to negotiate with somebody who's a listener who wants
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to buy a spot. No problem. Negotiable prices are there.
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I do have a standard rate depending on where you
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want your audio heard. And if you don't have audio
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and you want to promote something, I'll work with you
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to create it, too. Matter of fact, I bet I
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could get Brad to volunteer to help me out a
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little if I were creating a spot. So you might
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have two audio engineers working on a spot basically for free.
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If you want to support the station, you've got a
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little business, you've got a little side hustle or hell,
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you even got a hobby website or something. Self-printed book.
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Just as long as we're not selling poison to my people.
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and you're a listener, I'm more than happy to take
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listener support and reciprocate with a spot. But anyways, Brad
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on his own created about a, I think it was
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a one minute or two minute piece. I can't remember
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off the top of my head, but I cut this
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down to 30 seconds. You ready for what I, what
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I mutilated your piece into?
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Two.
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All right.
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So, like I said, you know, 30-second version, that's my
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cut at it, but probably Brad will do a better job,
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so we'll probably use his. But either way, we're going
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to slip these things in and out of different, you know,
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YouTube channels, maybe create a separate video for them, but
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also they'll just be, you know, interspliced in between things.
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And you'll hear it on the Thursday night show, but
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you'll hear it on other shows, too. Anyways, so there's that.
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I don't know what.
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I've been trying to think of what I can do
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with videos for those, but I'll figure that out later.
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You know what? There used to be a music video
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generator on YouTube that a guy created that would pull
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all kinds of strange looped clips together and stuff. Oh, God.
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What was it? Like 2015, he was doing that and
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trying to sell it as a business. Yeah, and nobody
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would buy it. It was like... you know, it wasn't AI,
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but it was automated.
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Right.
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So I don't know. He just couldn't seem to market it,
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but it was kind of a cool idea. I thought,
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and people did use it, you know, they put their
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original music.
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If I had to make a guess, I'd probably say
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it was a fucking AI people that were working on AI.
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So what he was doing to probably buried it. Oh yeah.
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Guaranteed. Cause he was just like a music producer who said,
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how can I like automate the process of creating a
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music video? You know, and some videos make no sense
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according to the music and all that. You know what
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I mean? Like, what was it? Tom Petty did something
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one time where it was like, he's in the middle
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of a desert or something and people are unburying the
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instruments from the sand and all this. And that's what
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you're watching while like some sort of like soulful, I
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got my heartbroken song is playing. You know what I mean?
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And it was like, makes no sense.
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A lot of that. Yeah.
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The
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with the music whatsoever.
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00:23:34.099 --> 00:23:36.920
Right. What the fuck?
484
00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:39.859
One of my favorites from the early 80s is Motley
485
00:23:39.900 --> 00:23:43.140
Crue does Too Young to Fall in Love. And they
486
00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:47.359
wind up doing almost like a pseudo, what do you
487
00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:49.799
call it, kung fu movie. You know what I'm saying?
488
00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:52.900
Like for the whole time the song is playing and
489
00:23:52.940 --> 00:23:55.660
they're like, you know, in their freaking dirty, you know,
490
00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:58.960
spikes and leather and, you know, they're puffed up hair
491
00:23:59.019 --> 00:24:01.619
and the makeup and everything. And they're running through beating
492
00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:03.529
the ass out of all these people in either a
493
00:24:03.569 --> 00:24:06.089
Japanese or Chinese or God knows what, because it was
494
00:24:06.130 --> 00:24:12.009
probably all mixed, you know, like Asian establishment that turns
495
00:24:12.109 --> 00:24:15.299
out to be a whorehouse sort of. But they're like
496
00:24:15.339 --> 00:24:17.819
beating everybody up, trying to set a young girl free.
497
00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:20.849
And she has a mark on her. Yeah.
498
00:24:20.880 --> 00:24:22.829
Stuff that the chinks couldn't fight back. They just kind
499
00:24:22.869 --> 00:24:25.349
of they were like, what the hell are we fighting against?
500
00:24:25.509 --> 00:24:27.930
And before they could really collect themselves, kick to the head.
501
00:24:28.609 --> 00:24:28.869
Right.
502
00:24:28.950 --> 00:24:32.589
It's like back then. I mean, you know, the tough
503
00:24:32.630 --> 00:24:35.990
guy dudes were all dressed with, you know, more makeup
504
00:24:36.170 --> 00:24:39.000
on than your grandma. Right. Uh, on a Sunday, you
505
00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:42.160
know what I'm saying? And plus a more hairspray, one dude,
506
00:24:42.279 --> 00:24:45.039
you know, a whole band's worth of hairspray could probably
507
00:24:45.099 --> 00:24:49.359
support a whole whorehouse. Uh, just saying with no extra
508
00:24:49.380 --> 00:24:51.180
leftover to sell in the front lobby.
509
00:24:51.970 --> 00:24:54.960
Can you imagine if those Chinamen had fucking Bic lighters
510
00:24:55.019 --> 00:24:55.200
on them?
511
00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:56.279
Those guys would have been done.
512
00:24:57.539 --> 00:24:59.819
They would have been like, you know, Michael Jackson torched
513
00:24:59.900 --> 00:25:04.160
right the hell out of there. Remember that? The Pepsi commercial? Anyway, things,
514
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:06.279
more nostalgia. There you go.
515
00:25:06.299 --> 00:25:09.779
I was going to go Richard Pryor, but okay. Yeah, right.
516
00:25:09.859 --> 00:25:12.359
Richard Pryor, Michael Jackson. A lot of people were lighting
517
00:25:12.380 --> 00:25:13.740
themselves on fire back then.
518
00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:15.500
Like, that'll fucking stop me?
519
00:25:16.140 --> 00:25:18.019
Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.
520
00:25:19.380 --> 00:25:26.789
Oh. Anyway I don't know where that came from But
521
00:25:26.980 --> 00:25:30.130
you know But we do know where it came from
522
00:25:30.150 --> 00:25:34.450
So there you go What can I say It's the
523
00:25:34.490 --> 00:25:36.269
way my mind works Right.
524
00:25:37.769 --> 00:25:42.089
Look what I got here And where are the white
525
00:25:42.150 --> 00:25:42.829
women at.
526
00:25:43.970 --> 00:25:49.279
The immortal Eternal question Anyway So what else you got
527
00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:51.200
for us, Brad? Anything else this week?
528
00:25:54.740 --> 00:25:55.299
Oh, yeah.
529
00:25:55.359 --> 00:25:57.500
Let's see. This one right here.
530
00:25:57.579 --> 00:26:02.279
I'll just pull this one up because the phrasing and
531
00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:04.079
the headline stood out to me when I saw the
532
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:05.480
phrase body positive.
533
00:26:05.509 --> 00:26:07.670
I was like, oh, God. I thought we were done
534
00:26:07.690 --> 00:26:08.829
with this fucking bullshit.
535
00:26:09.910 --> 00:26:12.970
Yeah, well, see, and I think it's bullshit anyway because,
536
00:26:13.210 --> 00:26:15.970
I don't know, I like fat girls. I got no
537
00:26:16.130 --> 00:26:16.910
shame in my game.
538
00:26:17.009 --> 00:26:17.589
It's fine.
539
00:26:17.609 --> 00:26:18.029
Right.
540
00:26:18.329 --> 00:26:18.829
You know what I mean?
541
00:26:18.910 --> 00:26:21.029
Right. Look, they all— As long as it's not shaped
542
00:26:21.049 --> 00:26:23.230
like a fucking blueberry, I'm good. You know, as long
543
00:26:23.250 --> 00:26:25.289
as it's still shaped like an hourglass, yeah.
544
00:26:25.569 --> 00:26:27.910
That's something, but here's the thing. You know, I mean,
545
00:26:28.269 --> 00:26:30.789
some guys treat them like mopeds. I know that, but—
546
00:26:31.549 --> 00:26:34.210
Not me, man. And I'm not even like Quagmire on
547
00:26:34.250 --> 00:26:35.990
Family Guy, which I don't have the clip up. I
548
00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:38.980
wish I did. But he goes, what? What's wrong with
549
00:26:39.019 --> 00:26:41.960
fat chicks? They need love, too. But they need to pay.
550
00:26:43.299 --> 00:26:43.720
You know, I.
551
00:26:45.380 --> 00:26:47.569
Don't even want them to pay. You know, I'm just
552
00:26:47.609 --> 00:26:50.930
happy to be there. Always was, always will be. And
553
00:26:50.970 --> 00:26:52.769
people that knew me when I was younger know I
554
00:26:52.829 --> 00:26:55.349
am a man of my word. But, you know, there
555
00:26:55.369 --> 00:26:58.970
are many, many lessons in life. But body positivity is
556
00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:02.400
a way of derailing all of the natural beauty that
557
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:07.019
is in even the imperfect and less than necessarily standard beautiful.
558
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:10.650
So I don't get it. Psychologically, it's just a cop out. Yeah,
559
00:27:10.690 --> 00:27:10.930
go ahead.
560
00:27:11.150 --> 00:27:13.829
That's like a motherfucker's walking around looking like Jigsaw, like
561
00:27:13.849 --> 00:27:15.470
that Laura Loomer bitch.
562
00:27:16.450 --> 00:27:17.970
Just plastic from the neck up.
563
00:27:18.430 --> 00:27:18.750
Oh, yeah.
564
00:27:20.589 --> 00:27:24.309
My god disgusting especially when you look at women back
565
00:27:24.349 --> 00:27:25.849
in the day like in the old black and white
566
00:27:25.890 --> 00:27:28.009
films and they had a natural beauty to them that
567
00:27:28.029 --> 00:27:29.829
was really really.
568
00:27:29.509 --> 00:27:31.329
Something to behold compared to.
569
00:27:31.279 --> 00:27:36.819
Now and it's like you know thankfully for the ones
570
00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:38.680
that can't afford a plastic surgery.
571
00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:41.019
It's like you know what no you're good be you you.
572
00:27:40.980 --> 00:27:44.519
Know Instead of fucking just juicing yourself up with all
573
00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:45.440
this fucking shit.
574
00:27:45.460 --> 00:27:47.380
And next thing you know, you can't even smile.
575
00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:48.440
Yeah, right.
576
00:27:48.740 --> 00:27:50.339
It's a fucking horror show.
577
00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:54.289
And I'll take any of that, any imperfection that is natural.
578
00:27:54.369 --> 00:27:57.769
Believe me, I become fascinated with it. I'll never forget
579
00:27:57.809 --> 00:27:59.589
a girl I saw in eighth grade had a big
580
00:27:59.690 --> 00:28:03.210
ass birthmark that was pretty much like this mark across
581
00:28:03.250 --> 00:28:05.970
her eye. One of her eyes, like her eyelid and
582
00:28:06.009 --> 00:28:08.210
above her eye and below her eye, she had a birthmark.
583
00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:12.619
And to me, that made her unique. You know what
584
00:28:12.660 --> 00:28:15.670
I'm saying? Like, I'm not saying it was pretty necessarily,
585
00:28:15.730 --> 00:28:18.509
but it wasn't like horror show and everybody made it out.
586
00:28:18.529 --> 00:28:21.099
Like she was a horror show. Cause of that. And
587
00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.880
I'm like, ain't nothing that wrong with that girl. It's like, Oh,
588
00:28:23.900 --> 00:28:28.579
but she's fat too. And I'm like, I don't get it, guys.
589
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:31.759
I just don't get it. Ain't nothing wrong with it.
590
00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:35.319
And trust me on this. The girl that doesn't think she's,
591
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:39.240
you know, walking tall and above y'all is the one
592
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:42.140
that you might be able to convince to give you
593
00:28:42.180 --> 00:28:44.660
some love and a little earlier in life than you
594
00:28:44.700 --> 00:28:48.109
deserve it. Dumbass. But, you know, just saying. And there
595
00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:50.349
are many, many lessons to be learned in life.
596
00:28:51.099 --> 00:28:54.779
We're Jews for Jesus. I piss myself.
597
00:28:55.099 --> 00:28:56.640
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
598
00:28:56.779 --> 00:28:58.160
You son of a bitch.
599
00:28:58.619 --> 00:29:00.089
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
600
00:29:00.109 --> 00:29:02.039
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Look, hey, hey, hey.
601
00:29:02.049 --> 00:29:05.089
Come on, come on. Look here. Get him out of here.
602
00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:07.289
I'll go smoothy low with your pesca. Tell him food
603
00:29:07.329 --> 00:29:07.970
portion or something.
604
00:29:08.109 --> 00:29:09.470
What do you mean get him out of here?
605
00:29:09.750 --> 00:29:10.829
Take him to the car.
606
00:29:11.250 --> 00:29:14.390
In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfucking dwarf. So
607
00:29:14.450 --> 00:29:17.349
unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a.
608
00:29:17.329 --> 00:29:17.829
Hand, hmm?
609
00:29:18.589 --> 00:29:22.460
You know, just saying. You got to look at logistics, too.
610
00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:25.460
Yeah. Yeah, that is true.
611
00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:28.680
Especially when you're, like, talking about, back to this full
612
00:29:28.700 --> 00:29:31.420
of shit article. This broad was talking about.
613
00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:31.799
Let.
614
00:29:33.869 --> 00:29:36.710
Me see. So this is a teenage broad. She said,
615
00:29:36.750 --> 00:29:40.329
I wasn't able to fit in, blah, blah, blah. God. damn.
616
00:29:42.059 --> 00:29:45.200
She couldn't wear fitted suits like, you know, for ballet
617
00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:45.720
or karate.
618
00:29:45.740 --> 00:29:47.940
And I'm like, hold the fuck up. You don't have
619
00:29:48.059 --> 00:29:50.599
fitted suits for karate. You have karate gi. So you
620
00:29:50.619 --> 00:29:52.640
mean to tell me that this fucking hog is filling
621
00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:53.319
out a gi?
622
00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:54.220
Nah.
623
00:29:54.259 --> 00:29:54.940
Good God.
624
00:29:55.460 --> 00:29:57.299
But then you pull up the pictures and she ain't
625
00:29:57.319 --> 00:29:58.099
even fucking fit.
626
00:29:58.720 --> 00:29:59.519
Yeah, I know.
627
00:29:59.660 --> 00:30:02.259
That's the whole full of shit thing about this fucking article.
628
00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:04.460
I mean, in one picture, you can see, like.
629
00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:06.349
A little bit of a love handle around the waist.
630
00:30:06.769 --> 00:30:10.069
And they're fucking crying about body positivity. Are you dog-styling me?
631
00:30:10.789 --> 00:30:11.240
Just....
632
00:30:12.450 --> 00:30:12.950
Yeah, right.
633
00:30:13.690 --> 00:30:17.130
Things go too far, man. You know, a little root pouch,
634
00:30:17.170 --> 00:30:21.559
a little extra handle, that ain't like, you know, fucking
635
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:23.720
me and my 600-pound life, you know? Go ahead.
636
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:25.940
They were talking about, like, uh.
637
00:30:27.130 --> 00:30:29.450
Now, after this Olympic thing that was going on, I'm
638
00:30:29.650 --> 00:30:33.660
trying to find it in this fucking article, the Youth
639
00:30:33.700 --> 00:30:37.759
Olympic Games, it's like now it inspired more girls to
640
00:30:37.819 --> 00:30:41.900
show an interest in rugby. Translation, we need another pit
641
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:44.700
to dump money into because the WNBA is such a
642
00:30:44.809 --> 00:30:46.109
pile of shit failure.
643
00:30:47.490 --> 00:30:48.390
Who wants to watch.
644
00:30:48.210 --> 00:30:51.769
That shit anyway? Like, the WNBA or girls playing rugby.
645
00:30:51.789 --> 00:30:55.410
I'd rather watch old people dry a fuck. See, there's
646
00:30:55.450 --> 00:30:56.210
another issue.
647
00:30:56.390 --> 00:30:59.140
Again, you know, just like years ago with the positivity
648
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:03.539
and I remember it was about soccer. And, you know, so, like,
649
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:06.099
the girls' soccer team was bitching because they weren't getting
650
00:31:06.140 --> 00:31:08.859
paid like the men's soccer team in the Olympics.
651
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.660
I forgot about that. I can't believe I forgot about that. Yeah,
652
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:12.509
the Angry Dyke.
653
00:31:12.829 --> 00:31:15.589
Yeah, the blonde Rapinoe.
654
00:31:15.910 --> 00:31:16.990
Yeah, well, she was one of them.
655
00:31:17.009 --> 00:31:18.170
She was a potent shot for that.
656
00:31:18.490 --> 00:31:20.710
Yeah, she was the poster child. But the whole point
657
00:31:20.750 --> 00:31:23.339
of this like pointlessness of how come we're not getting
658
00:31:23.380 --> 00:31:26.099
paid the same as the men? Because you're not generating
659
00:31:26.140 --> 00:31:29.220
the money the men are. Duh. And by the way,
660
00:31:29.539 --> 00:31:32.240
WNBA doesn't get to exist without guess what?
661
00:31:32.660 --> 00:31:33.140
NBA.
662
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.490
Because they're subsidizing that shit. So, you know, listen, I
663
00:31:37.529 --> 00:31:39.579
got no argument with if you want to watch it.
664
00:31:39.670 --> 00:31:41.430
And I even got a guy who calls in on
665
00:31:41.470 --> 00:31:44.650
Fridays who's a fan of some team or some girl.
666
00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:47.039
I don't know. I don't keep track of it. But
667
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:49.819
the point is, you know, it's like, good, enjoy that.
668
00:31:50.460 --> 00:31:52.579
But if you if there ain't enough of you paying
669
00:31:52.660 --> 00:31:55.480
for it, dude, it goes away. Just like when the
670
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:58.619
USFL went bankrupt, you know, when Donald Trump had a team.
671
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:02.319
I mean, at least the women's beach volleyball, there's something
672
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:04.720
to see, you know, that's why people watch that.
673
00:32:05.259 --> 00:32:07.880
Well, but, but also it's not on all the time.
674
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.769
You're not having to deal with a league. It's not sustained. Even,
675
00:32:11.029 --> 00:32:14.930
even pretty bitches in bikinis ain't going to be sustainable
676
00:32:15.049 --> 00:32:18.829
for a whole season. I'm sorry, but it's just not even,
677
00:32:18.990 --> 00:32:21.690
even dudes that really want to watch titties bounce. They
678
00:32:21.730 --> 00:32:24.269
watch that long enough. They're going to go, you know,
679
00:32:24.390 --> 00:32:27.029
I could get better views of better titties somewhere else
680
00:32:27.150 --> 00:32:27.890
and they're going to go.
681
00:32:29.369 --> 00:32:32.190
I mean, you know. What's the next one that sells?
682
00:32:32.250 --> 00:32:32.930
Mud wrestling.
683
00:32:33.430 --> 00:32:36.450
Well, okay, but when was the last time you saw
684
00:32:36.529 --> 00:32:39.529
a mud wrestling joint? I mean, do they exist anymore?
685
00:32:39.549 --> 00:32:42.319
That's a sad thing to see go away.
686
00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:47.480
Yeah, I mean, they used to have mud wrestling, oil wrestling, right,
687
00:32:47.539 --> 00:32:51.299
and even foxy boxing, which, you know, was a little weird, but.
688
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:53.759
Look what I got here.
689
00:32:56.230 --> 00:32:57.589
Hey, where are the white women at?
690
00:32:57.950 --> 00:32:59.529
I mean, you know, just saying.
691
00:32:59.549 --> 00:33:02.170
They're all trying to grow dicks and compete in the UFC.
692
00:33:02.450 --> 00:33:06.380
And then they got serious about it, like Layla Ali and,
693
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.539
what was it, George Foreman's daughter, too, right? Frida Foreman
694
00:33:10.140 --> 00:33:12.579
all went in and were, like, seriously punching the hell
695
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:15.400
out of each other. And guess how successful that's been?
696
00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:18.880
Not so much. I know UFC is fun.
697
00:33:18.900 --> 00:33:21.869
Nobody really cares to see pretty girls mutilate each other.
698
00:33:22.509 --> 00:33:24.470
That's why they have to shoehorn the women's fights in
699
00:33:24.509 --> 00:33:26.170
between the men's fights in the UFC.
700
00:33:26.380 --> 00:33:28.859
Yeah, see, there's the exception, though, is because if they
701
00:33:28.900 --> 00:33:31.000
shoehorn them in a little bit, then it gets to
702
00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:33.940
be a diversion or at least a point at which
703
00:33:33.980 --> 00:33:35.819
you can take a piss or at least answer the
704
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.059
door for the pizza. That's a good point.
705
00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:39.559
You know what I mean? That's a really good point.
706
00:33:40.019 --> 00:33:44.380
But if you try and run an all-women's UFC or
707
00:33:44.420 --> 00:33:46.720
an all-women's box, it never works.
708
00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:47.940
Never, never. Yes.
709
00:33:48.660 --> 00:33:52.190
It's just not something that guys don't enjoy watching the
710
00:33:52.230 --> 00:33:54.940
pretty girl get beat up and they don't feel good
711
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:57.660
about
watching, you know, the angry dyke pound on the
712
00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:01.190
pretty girl either. Okay, I'm just saying. They wouldn't mind
713
00:34:01.210 --> 00:34:03.609
if the two of them were getting cozy with one another.
714
00:34:03.630 --> 00:34:05.920
A lot of guys, I'm not into the lesbian thing,
715
00:34:05.940 --> 00:34:07.759
but a lot of guys are like, oh, yeah, two girls,
716
00:34:07.819 --> 00:34:10.619
I don't care what they look like. Yeah, okay. You know,
717
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:16.219
they're watching Three Grannies and a Stuffed Dog on Pornhub
718
00:34:16.260 --> 00:34:16.699
or whatever.
719
00:34:17.260 --> 00:34:18.000
I don't care.
720
00:34:18.380 --> 00:34:20.480
To each his own, but, you know.
721
00:34:20.500 --> 00:34:24.130
Yeah, and most lesbians, they're not really that attractive anyway.
722
00:34:24.289 --> 00:34:26.230
They look like they should be passing me wrenches under
723
00:34:26.250 --> 00:34:26.670
my truck.
724
00:34:27.070 --> 00:34:30.429
Yeah, but you're not looking at their faces or half
725
00:34:30.510 --> 00:34:33.920
of the places that really we would be looking at. Otherwise,
726
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:37.880
when they're doing porn, you're checking out other stuff. You know,
727
00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:42.489
it's much more important. It's much more important that their hands, feet, and.
728
00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:43.820
What I was going to say, like.
729
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.039
Yeah.
730
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:48.139
Like, most of them are even fucking built like guys,
731
00:34:48.179 --> 00:34:50.420
so it's like... But yeah, the ones that you see
732
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:53.699
on the sites, no, dude, they're not like supermodel-looking bitches.
733
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:55.559
I'm talking about the ones, like, you see just out
734
00:34:55.619 --> 00:34:56.239
and about.
735
00:34:56.260 --> 00:34:59.059
No. I would never want to see them naked.
736
00:34:59.860 --> 00:35:01.920
You know, and even if you did want to see
737
00:35:01.940 --> 00:35:05.000
them naked, amateur porn is a thing, too. You know,
738
00:35:05.099 --> 00:35:09.179
just look. For the record, okay, amateur porn is also
739
00:35:09.260 --> 00:35:09.590
a thing.
740
00:35:11.429 --> 00:35:13.030
Where are the white women at?
741
00:35:13.329 --> 00:35:16.949
You know, and where's the it doesn't say where the
742
00:35:16.989 --> 00:35:19.769
pretty white women, it doesn't say where's the skinny white women.
743
00:35:20.070 --> 00:35:23.530
It's just, you know, real simple. You cut it down
744
00:35:23.570 --> 00:35:25.230
to its most basic essentials.
745
00:35:26.409 --> 00:35:27.050
Well, the dark.
746
00:35:27.110 --> 00:35:27.309
Yeah.
747
00:35:27.329 --> 00:35:27.469
Sorry.
748
00:35:27.489 --> 00:35:33.610
What were you saying? I say, what if darker races
749
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:37.360
are less choosy? Is this something I heard in a movie?
750
00:35:37.420 --> 00:35:41.000
Maybe so, but for some reason it's real popular to have,
751
00:35:41.059 --> 00:35:43.889
you know, black dick and blonde chick. I don't know why.
752
00:35:43.909 --> 00:35:46.550
Oh, and that's where I grew up, man.
753
00:35:46.630 --> 00:35:49.869
It was notorious for seeing, you know, a brother who
754
00:35:50.489 --> 00:35:53.469
wasn't a bad looking dude, but And the thing that
755
00:35:53.489 --> 00:35:57.260
he had with him, it just looked like just a
756
00:35:57.300 --> 00:35:59.539
water-chewed bubble gum, a blonde hair on top.
757
00:35:59.820 --> 00:36:02.780
It was disgusting. Yeah, well, listen, when you're going— I
758
00:36:02.780 --> 00:36:04.219
was like, what the fuck, dude?
759
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:06.559
When you go out on a date and a half
760
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:09.480
and the midget's still attached, you know, and it's not
761
00:36:09.539 --> 00:36:13.690
sitting there going, Quaid, start the reactor. You know, they
762
00:36:13.730 --> 00:36:15.969
go for it. What can I say? Right?
763
00:36:16.250 --> 00:36:19.949
Again— It's also usually the matter of what a bank
764
00:36:19.989 --> 00:36:20.789
account looks like.
765
00:36:21.690 --> 00:36:24.150
Well, that helps. That definitely helps, you know.
766
00:36:24.510 --> 00:36:26.829
I knew a brother who was shacked up with an
767
00:36:26.929 --> 00:36:28.090
old lady because of the hat.
768
00:36:28.530 --> 00:36:30.960
Like, literally, it was one of my homeboy's grandmas that this.
769
00:36:30.889 --> 00:36:34.619
Fucking black dude was with because I saw what he
770
00:36:34.659 --> 00:36:36.579
was driving because he was with her. He had a
771
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:39.579
fucking tatted-out car. I was like, oh, hey, I guess
772
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:40.480
if it works, bro.
773
00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:44.119
See, that's why you got to watch Brickleberry because Denzel
774
00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:46.239
on there is all about that. He wants to fuck
775
00:36:46.260 --> 00:36:50.000
the oldest white women possible. That's what he's all about.
776
00:36:50.860 --> 00:36:52.409
uh always and you.
777
00:36:52.349 --> 00:36:54.690
Know figures you want all kind of set aside special
778
00:36:54.710 --> 00:36:57.510
treatment because you're handicapped you all the same.
779
00:36:57.369 --> 00:37:01.199
Special treatment i'm three foot fucking tall you asshole it's
780
00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:03.559
a matter of physics draw me a sketch of how
781
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:06.800
i get him to the car huh bitch bitch bitch
782
00:37:06.900 --> 00:37:10.239
sketch it up you fucking moron fucking leonardo da vinci.
783
00:37:12.530 --> 00:37:13.849
What you calling me, Zaha?
784
00:37:14.090 --> 00:37:16.570
I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th
785
00:37:16.610 --> 00:37:17.989
fucking century, you dickhead.
786
00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:21.429
You know, just saying. It's one of them things that happens.
787
00:37:24.500 --> 00:37:26.559
That motherfucker has some of
the coldest lines I ever
788
00:37:26.619 --> 00:37:27.360
heard in a movie.
789
00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:30.559
Oh, yeah, definitely. And, of course, this one we got
790
00:37:30.619 --> 00:37:33.460
to remind you of because only Bernie Mac could have
791
00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:38.730
pulled this one off without you going, eww. But still
792
00:37:38.789 --> 00:37:41.309
it happened. I can stick you in my ass, small fry.
793
00:37:41.510 --> 00:37:41.869
Yeah?
794
00:37:42.190 --> 00:37:43.909
You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
795
00:37:44.369 --> 00:37:48.780
Which is the perfect response, I believe. You know, maybe
796
00:37:48.820 --> 00:37:51.239
it's just an opinion, but at the same time, the
797
00:37:51.300 --> 00:37:53.139
follow-up is also a gem.
798
00:37:53.780 --> 00:37:55.420
You got some lip on you, midget.
799
00:37:55.739 --> 00:37:57.960
Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
800
00:37:58.739 --> 00:38:02.090
Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while, asshole?
801
00:38:03.389 --> 00:38:05.730
Which is always good advice. You should dust it off
802
00:38:05.809 --> 00:38:06.449
every now and then.
803
00:38:07.179 --> 00:38:09.590
You know, just that's what I was talking about was
804
00:38:09.610 --> 00:38:11.250
doing right.
805
00:38:11.489 --> 00:38:13.630
Right. But that was my point is that you got
806
00:38:13.650 --> 00:38:16.570
to dust it off every now and then, you know,
807
00:38:16.750 --> 00:38:20.079
even if it does take industrial lube to make anything move.
808
00:38:20.340 --> 00:38:25.639
I mean, that's that's another, you know, we different different
809
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:29.389
strokes and different stroke victims for different folks. I'm just saying.
810
00:38:30.369 --> 00:38:32.429
Well, yeah, like I was talking about earlier, whenever I
811
00:38:32.449 --> 00:38:34.329
said I'd rather watch old people fuck, it's like, at
812
00:38:34.369 --> 00:38:35.190
least that'd be funny.
813
00:38:35.650 --> 00:38:37.050
You know, see one of them throw out a hip
814
00:38:37.090 --> 00:38:39.949
and need it on the floor. Or maybe they both, like,
815
00:38:39.969 --> 00:38:42.199
go just fucking stroke out as a climax. What a
816
00:38:42.219 --> 00:38:42.739
way to go.
817
00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:46.400
Well, you know, I couldn't object to going out like that.
818
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:50.380
That's all I'm thinking, you know. If your last thought
819
00:38:50.429 --> 00:38:56.159
was just like that, you know, do it. No, keep
820
00:38:56.179 --> 00:38:59.239
doing that. If that's your last thought, it's not a
821
00:38:59.260 --> 00:39:01.559
bad loop to go out on. Yeah, go ahead.
822
00:39:01.699 --> 00:39:04.860
Old school is last words. Ha-cha-cha-cha. And then that's it.
823
00:39:05.889 --> 00:39:09.730
Hey, nothing wrong with that either, you know. Which, with
824
00:39:09.750 --> 00:39:12.610
that in mind, here, I'm going to play you guys
825
00:39:12.769 --> 00:39:16.800
the whole clip. Oh, we lost our live stream somehow,
826
00:39:16.860 --> 00:39:17.820
but we're still recording.
827
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:17.960
Yeah.
828
00:39:20.170 --> 00:39:24.179
Motherfucker it's alright we'll start her up again we're back
829
00:39:24.219 --> 00:39:27.099
to live so I'm going to talk to you.
830
00:39:27.219 --> 00:39:28.099
In the world.
831
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:32.699
You're listening to a podcast, probably. Because we are live
832
00:39:32.820 --> 00:39:36.429
right now. It might be a little racist. I have
833
00:39:36.469 --> 00:39:37.289
to get up again.
834
00:39:37.309 --> 00:39:40.849
Kill, kill, kill the white man.
835
00:39:41.489 --> 00:39:46.289
And this is where I got myself in trouble and why.
836
00:39:46.329 --> 00:39:50.289
It is that I have like.
837
00:39:49.590 --> 00:39:56.940
Almost zero female listeners ever again. Might be a little offensive.
838
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:06.719
You brain-gut assholes.
839
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:09.519
I'm not sure if it's headbanging the Parkinson's, but one
840
00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:11.559
way or the other, he's moving the group.
841
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:13.900
He holds his little Jew hat to his chest when
842
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:15.320
he was saying all that bullshit.
843
00:40:15.659 --> 00:40:17.880
Oh, not yet, because he had more to say. This
844
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:19.219
will not be safe for work.
845
00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:21.199
He wouldn't have a vaccine if it weren't for me
846
00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:22.119
for another four years.
847
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:23.719
Somebody else, I'm going to test it with you.
848
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:26.889
Eight years ago, when hunting for humans at McDonald's, that's.
849
00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:29.530
When you know the big back really went downhill. But
850
00:40:29.550 --> 00:40:32.309
I think that if they all just get together and
851
00:40:32.469 --> 00:40:33.250
jerk each other off.
852
00:40:34.170 --> 00:40:37.659
Definitely looking like somebody ran that face.
853
00:40:37.699 --> 00:40:38.500
Pretend to be racist.
854
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:46.239
Go for retard. Again, we can talk about the Pope's
855
00:40:46.260 --> 00:40:49.039
work schedule, but who knows where this one's going to go.
856
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:52.219
They will once again, ladies and gentlemen, do the reading
857
00:40:52.260 --> 00:40:56.820
of the names. America has become a land of the dead.
858
00:40:56.929 --> 00:40:59.349
You prison guard bitch.
859
00:40:59.389 --> 00:41:02.369
You dumbass sick man out in the world. Go for retard.
860
00:41:02.389 --> 00:41:03.389
Here goes the drift again.
861
00:41:03.489 --> 00:41:04.090
Dirt.
862
00:41:04.130 --> 00:41:06.170
That guy hates the autism. I'm going to talk about
863
00:41:06.489 --> 00:41:08.170
Snoop around the door earlier.
864
00:41:08.210 --> 00:41:08.750
You too.
865
00:41:09.289 --> 00:41:11.250
There is no way that anybody's got.
866
00:41:11.150
--> 00:41:15.050
Time for any of this shit. The transgender agenda is
867
00:41:15.110 --> 00:41:17.760
directly connected to the ancient goddess religions.
868
00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:19.840
Did I just say that out loud?
869
00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:21.179
I think I did.
870
00:41:21.420 --> 00:41:24.239
The email is literally describing how she was going to
871
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:25.650
come and castrate me.
872
00:41:25.659 --> 00:41:26.840
It is what it is.
873
00:41:26.949 --> 00:41:30.429
The suggestion box was special ed class, which is you.
874
00:41:30.650 --> 00:41:31.289
What's your motive?
875
00:41:31.369 --> 00:41:31.630
Exactly.
876
00:41:31.650 --> 00:41:33.889
These are deep core lessons. Precisely.
877
00:41:33.909 --> 00:41:35.630
The most underrated.
878
00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:37.369
Voice in all media.
879
00:41:37.409 --> 00:41:45.030
Chuck O'Shaughnessy. The Thursday Night Jam. It is.
880
00:41:45.130 --> 00:41:45.570
It is.
881
00:41:45.699 --> 00:41:46.179
It is.
882
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:46.739
It is.
883
00:41:46.820 --> 00:41:47.139
It is.
884
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:47.469
It is.
885
00:41:47.570 --> 00:41:47.940
It is.
886
00:41:48.019 --> 00:41:48.260
It is.
887
00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:48.559
It is.
888
00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:49.340
It is.
889
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:50.039
It is.
890
00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:04.760
There you go.
891
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:07.679
I couldn't resist looping a couple of pieces real quick live.
892
00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:09.480
So it is what it is.
893
00:42:09.500 --> 00:42:12.539
I was wondering. I was like, I hear some choppy
894
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:13.400
screwed going on.
895
00:42:13.739 --> 00:42:16.820
Yeah, real quick. A little Max Headroom effect is what
896
00:42:16.860 --> 00:42:19.000
I call it. Remember Max Headroom?
897
00:42:20.860 --> 00:42:21.059
No.
898
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:24.860
You don't remember Max Headroom? Oh, you got stuff to
899
00:42:24.900 --> 00:42:27.119
look up on YouTube. Yeah, you got to look it
900
00:42:27.179 --> 00:42:30.170
up on YouTube, man, because I guarantee you. You know what?
901
00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:32.369
I'm going to go ahead and put something into YouTube
902
00:42:32.389 --> 00:42:34.250
and let you talk for a minute and see if
903
00:42:34.289 --> 00:42:36.860
I can just find a good example of Max Headroom,
904
00:42:37.510 --> 00:42:40.280
because it'll give you an idea why I do that.
905
00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:42.719
A lot of people don't understand. Why is it every
906
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:44.369
once in a while it sounds like, you know, the
907
00:42:44.409 --> 00:42:47.170
CD is skipping when you're live? And I'm like, yeah,
908
00:42:47.210 --> 00:42:49.289
I do that on purpose. It's like a DJ thing.
909
00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:51.469
But anyway.
910
00:42:51.670 --> 00:42:53.010
Yeah, hip-hop, man.
911
00:42:53.230 --> 00:42:55.489
That's some of the only hip-hop that I like is
912
00:42:55.530 --> 00:42:58.199
fucking chopped and screwed stuff. And you don't really find
913
00:42:58.239 --> 00:42:59.820
a lot of that in the West Coast hip-hop. It's
914
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:05.039
mostly the East Coast. We're like the GZA, RZA, Wu-Tang
915
00:43:05.059 --> 00:43:07.800
Clan of them. I'm kind of picky about what I
916
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:11.110
listen to. But yeah, it's... Good shit. I really dug
917
00:43:11.210 --> 00:43:11.389
on it.
918
00:43:12.510 --> 00:43:12.869
Right.
919
00:43:13.349 --> 00:43:17.599
So, look, this one, I got a video here titled 1980s,
920
00:43:17.670 --> 00:43:20.969
some of the best Max Headroom quotes. But also there
921
00:43:20.989 --> 00:43:24.630
was a point at which somebody hijacked a satellite signal
922
00:43:25.349 --> 00:43:28.519
and ran a crazy Max Headroom parody thing where a
923
00:43:28.539 --> 00:43:31.139
guy was dressed up like him and then started trying
924
00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:34.079
to stuff something up his butt live on TV, interrupting
925
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.489
a news broadcast. And it's one of the most famous, like,
926
00:43:37.949 --> 00:43:42.369
cable sabotages ever done through a satellite dish. You should
927
00:43:42.409 --> 00:43:44.309
look that up, too. But first, you should get a
928
00:43:44.349 --> 00:43:46.610
taste of Max Headroom. And let's see if we can
929
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:48.280
play some of his audio here, if they're not going
930
00:43:48.300 --> 00:43:49.300
to bang me with a commercial.
931
00:43:49.340 --> 00:43:49.960
We have the song.
932
00:43:50.019 --> 00:43:52.059
I've got crazy ideas for the music video. Of course
933
00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:53.920
they're going to bang me with a commercial out the gate.
934
00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:55.559
But let's see what we do when we get Max
935
00:43:55.579 --> 00:43:59.119
Headroom in the best quotes. Oh, no, I've got it.
936
00:43:59.449 --> 00:44:01.090
Next day I say, hi.
937
00:44:01.110 --> 00:44:02.349
I give him a smile and he cuts me dead.
938
00:44:02.369 --> 00:44:03.849
I don't know where I am with the guy.
939
00:44:06.989 --> 00:44:08.920
Hey, who are you talking to?
940
00:44:09.019 --> 00:44:09.280
What?
941
00:44:12.179 --> 00:44:12.949
Are you cracking up?
942
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:14.380
Why?
943
00:44:14.860 --> 00:44:16.599
All this mumbling and muttering you got a head on
944
00:44:16.619 --> 00:44:17.099
your shoulders?
945
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:17.530
Use it!
946
00:44:21.530 --> 00:44:23.730
And the nuclear powers have just denied rumors that the
947
00:44:23.769 --> 00:44:28.750
world's waters are being polluted by nuclear waste. They say
948
00:44:28.789 --> 00:44:30.690
that the pollution is being caused not by them, but
949
00:44:30.730 --> 00:44:33.460
by all the dead fish we have today.
950
00:44:34.980 --> 00:44:40.250
In the sea. He was supposed to be like a
951
00:44:40.329 --> 00:44:44.230
talking head in the future on TV that was completely
952
00:44:44.289 --> 00:44:48.150
computer generated. So he would like skip and get caught
953
00:44:48.190 --> 00:44:50.449
in little loops and like go out of control here
954
00:44:50.489 --> 00:44:53.349
and there. And nobody really noticed in the future.
955
00:44:55.489 --> 00:44:55.949
Wow.
956
00:44:56.949 --> 00:45:00.369
And famously, he makes an appearance in what is it? RoboCop,
957
00:45:01.130 --> 00:45:03.110
you know, where RoboCop is pretty much like in 2016
958
00:45:03.110 --> 00:45:07.909
or 2026 now. Um, you know, but at the time
959
00:45:07.969 --> 00:45:10.889
it was like 1986 when they did it. So they
960
00:45:10.929 --> 00:45:13.730
were parodying things that they thought would be in the future.
961
00:45:13.789 --> 00:45:18.150
Max had room pops up in that too. Um, but, uh, yeah, no,
962
00:45:18.190 --> 00:45:21.469
he was a popular, like weird kind of pop culture
963
00:45:21.530 --> 00:45:27.460
character for a minute. So, you know, uh, David, yeah,
964
00:45:27.500 --> 00:45:29.800
David Letterman featured him. I'm just looking at the videos
965
00:45:29.860 --> 00:45:34.519
and stuff. There was, let's see, Max Headroom, the Cinemax
966
00:45:34.619 --> 00:45:39.489
Shatner interview. He interviewed people. It was really funky. Like,
967
00:45:39.530 --> 00:45:41.929
played by that one guy, I think, who was famous,
968
00:45:42.309 --> 00:45:45.210
another comedian, who was famous for other stuff, but he
969
00:45:45.329 --> 00:45:46.550
also played Max Headroom.
970
00:45:48.070 --> 00:45:48.889
Max Gloryhole?
971
00:45:50.489 --> 00:45:52.559
God knows what they did with him in gay porn
972
00:45:52.579 --> 00:45:55.320
back then. I have no idea. But it turns out
973
00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:55.599
that almost.
974
00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:57.619
That does sound like a name for a porn movie,
975
00:45:57.780 --> 00:45:58.760
Max Headroom.
976
00:45:59.019 --> 00:46:02.610
Yeah. max purple headroom you know something like that would
977
00:46:02.650 --> 00:46:05.639
be like what the gay version right like you know
978
00:46:05.659 --> 00:46:10.199
going down on private ryan uh you know saving private
979
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:12.960
ryan's ejaculate i don't know you know what i'm saying
980
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:16.969
like whatever they would uh you know shaving private ryan
981
00:46:16.989 --> 00:46:20.829
there you go uh shaving ryan's privates all right now
982
00:46:20.849 --> 00:46:22.750
i'm working on it see what i mean you remix
983
00:46:22.789 --> 00:46:26.150
the name a little bit and you create something else, right?
984
00:46:29.539 --> 00:46:33.059
Like they did the Flintstones. Yeah, they did the Flintstones,
985
00:46:33.099 --> 00:46:35.440
the Flintbones. I don't know what that was about, but yeah,
986
00:46:35.460 --> 00:46:35.719
go ahead.
987
00:46:36.820 --> 00:46:38.159
Oh, God, that sounds terrible.
988
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:42.849
It was real bad. People in really bad Flintstones costumes,
989
00:46:43.449 --> 00:46:46.610
like everything but the Halloween mask and the costume, right?
990
00:46:47.469 --> 00:46:49.269
One of the funniest things that I ever saw, though,
991
00:46:49.309 --> 00:46:50.289
was a fucking clip.
992
00:46:50.409 --> 00:46:52.969
It was titled Shark Attacks Whale, and it was some
993
00:46:53.010 --> 00:46:56.000
guy in a shark outfit just railing his chick from behind.
994
00:46:56.440 --> 00:46:59.519
She was just a mountain of fat laid face down
995
00:46:59.539 --> 00:47:00.940
and just not moving.
996
00:47:00.980 --> 00:47:02.639
But he was back there giving it his all.
997
00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:05.690
You could see the shark's head fucking standing straight up
998
00:47:05.710 --> 00:47:05.949
and just.
999
00:47:07.130 --> 00:47:09.369
Like he was putting his back into it and everything.
1000
00:47:10.710 --> 00:47:13.429
Well, you know, before Ron Jeremy went to prison, he
1001
00:47:13.469 --> 00:47:17.530
was like making cameos in every porno movie pretty much
1002
00:47:17.610 --> 00:47:20.070
ever made. It would be like no matter what story
1003
00:47:20.110 --> 00:47:21.670
they were trying to tell or what the point of
1004
00:47:21.710 --> 00:47:24.030
it was, you know, they just would be like, and
1005
00:47:24.090 --> 00:47:26.250
also here's Ron Jeremy and just throw him in the
1006
00:47:26.269 --> 00:47:28.170
mix all the time.
1007
00:47:28.250 --> 00:47:28.449
Right.
1008
00:47:29.619 --> 00:47:32.179
I remember once I got and here we go. I'm
1009
00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:34.639
revealing stuff about myself, but I haven't had, you know,
1010
00:47:34.820 --> 00:47:38.599
porno around since the 90s. But in the late 90s,
1011
00:47:38.630 --> 00:47:41.980
they came up with a DVD called Heavy Humpers. No kidding,
1012
00:47:42.019 --> 00:47:44.760
which was all about, guess what? Banging fat chicks. I
1013
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:48.260
mean what I say, damn it. You know, and the
1014
00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:51.139
thing is, Heavy Humpers in the middle of all these different,
1015
00:47:51.179 --> 00:47:52.860
you know, oh, my God, look at, you know, the
1016
00:47:52.900 --> 00:47:55.929
fat girls getting it and this and that. After a while,
1017
00:47:55.989 --> 00:47:59.090
they ran out of the outrageous fat girl clips. But
1018
00:47:59.130 --> 00:48:02.630
then after it got into like regular porno clips, because
1019
00:48:02.650 --> 00:48:06.340
it was just a clip compilation, right? All of a sudden,
1020
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:10.420
for no apparent reason, Ron Jeremy's banging a 400-pound chick.
1021
00:48:11.530 --> 00:48:14.489
I mean, for no reason whatsoever. It's just, it happens
1022
00:48:14.510 --> 00:48:17.929
to be Ron Jeremy. He can get in there, no problem. Ba-doop-ba-doop.
1023
00:48:18.969 --> 00:48:23.010
And she was all about it, you know? So, you know,
1024
00:48:23.050 --> 00:48:26.599
just saying. It's the reality of pop culture. So now
1025
00:48:26.619 --> 00:48:30.940
that we've gone to porno and everything else in between...
1026
00:48:31.820 --> 00:48:35.000
pretty much, you know, and gotten to the ultimate philosophy
1027
00:48:35.300 --> 00:48:37.599
and the repeated need for the phrase.
1028
00:48:39.860 --> 00:48:41.300
Hey, where are the white women at?
1029
00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:44.579
Since we've covered all of that, where else do we
1030
00:48:44.619 --> 00:48:45.320
go here, brother?
1031
00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:49.219
Let me see if I can find something.
1032
00:48:50.340 --> 00:48:53.670
OK, if we're searching, we might be scratching too hard
1033
00:48:53.809 --> 00:48:56.849
and that's OK. All I got to say is, though,
1034
00:48:56.889 --> 00:48:59.510
I did a serious discussion with Mike Swanson about the
1035
00:48:59.590 --> 00:49:02.349
economy and everything earlier, and it's good to just let
1036
00:49:02.389 --> 00:49:06.059
loose on this kind of thing. So glad to do it.
1037
00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:07.760
Glad to do it every Thursday. Go ahead.
1038
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:11.820
That's what I was saying, talking about people earlier.
1039
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:14.119
I was like, you know, everybody else is talking about
1040
00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:18.659
the hair on fire, about the economy, the war and
1041
00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:22.320
fucking Israel, Ukraine, where the fuck ever.
1042
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:25.500
They can all go ahead and screech about that.
1043
00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:28.090
It's like I wanted to fucking do something different and
1044
00:49:28.610 --> 00:49:30.630
give people maybe something to laugh at, you know, something
1045
00:49:30.650 --> 00:49:31.570
different to tune into.
1046
00:49:32.170 --> 00:49:32.570
Exactly.
1047
00:49:32.590 --> 00:49:35.130
So I'm glad to talk this kind of shit with you.
1048
00:49:35.489 --> 00:49:36.429
It's fucking funny.
1049
00:49:36.750 --> 00:49:37.289
Exactly.
1050
00:49:37.309 --> 00:49:39.829
And like I said, you know, every time somebody asks me,
1051
00:49:39.869 --> 00:49:41.969
what do you do on Thursdays now? I go, yeah,
1052
00:49:42.150 --> 00:49:44.050
all I can tell you is it ain't politically correct.
1053
00:49:44.179 --> 00:49:47.119
That's all I'm going to tell you. And, you know,
1054
00:49:47.139 --> 00:49:50.119
if you've got small children around that might repeat phrases,
1055
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:52.159
maybe don't have them listen to Thursdays.
1056
00:49:52.179 --> 00:49:52.519
Oh, yeah.
1057
00:49:53.139 --> 00:49:56.320
But outside of that, it is what it is. And
1058
00:49:56.360 --> 00:49:59.000
I have no idea what will happen any given Thursday.
1059
00:50:00.019 --> 00:50:01.320
That's what killed me. I went Thursday.
1060
00:50:01.340 --> 00:50:03.949
I was having to ride my sister to the store.
1061
00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:06.050
You and I were finishing out a show, and I
1062
00:50:06.070 --> 00:50:08.050
wanted to cut loose some more, but I had my
1063
00:50:08.070 --> 00:50:09.230
eight-year-old niece in the
backseat.
1064
00:50:09.289 --> 00:50:10.150
I was like, I.
1065
00:50:10.150 --> 00:50:14.889
Can't say what I want to say around her. I
1066
00:50:14.909 --> 00:50:16.050
do give a shit, you know.
1067
00:50:17.269 --> 00:50:17.590
I know.
1068
00:50:17.650 --> 00:50:22.090
Look, we all have our boundaries, right? And I'll close
1069
00:50:22.130 --> 00:50:24.590
with a little quick story from the past because I
1070
00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:29.280
just my my oldest son just just had a birthday
1071
00:50:29.340 --> 00:50:31.760
on the 11th. So I called him up and he
1072
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.119
was in a bad mood. I was in a bad mood, whatever.
1073
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:37.340
We had our conversation. That was that. And he lives
1074
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:42.260
in Michigan at this point. Anyways, but I remember when
1075
00:50:42.300 --> 00:50:45.510
he was like two years old. OK, and I had
1076
00:50:45.590 --> 00:50:47.929
first split from his mom. Maybe he was three. Actually,
1077
00:50:48.250 --> 00:50:51.880
he was three years old and he didn't talk much. And,
1078
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:54.659
you know, his mom gives them to me. Now, I
1079
00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:56.519
worked at a gas station with a bunch of younger
1080
00:50:56.579 --> 00:51:00.179
dudes who were all way more foul mouthed than me.
1081
00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:03.139
And so I had this talk with him because I
1082
00:51:03.179 --> 00:51:05.619
can't drive. My blind ass can't drive. So, like, I
1083
00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:07.880
got to go pick up my three year old. You
1084
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:10.440
can take me with you. Yeah. If all your boys
1085
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:12.000
are in the car, that's fine. I'll sit in the
1086
00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:14.840
back with my son. But here's the one thing I
1087
00:51:14.900 --> 00:51:19.570
need from everybody. No foul language, because if this kid,
1088
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:23.800
he hardly speaks at all. But trust me, he will
1089
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:27.360
repeat the curse words that slip out of my mouth
1090
00:51:27.460 --> 00:51:32.059
and anybody else's he's around. Okay. So everybody's very intense
1091
00:51:32.099 --> 00:51:32.440
about it.
1092
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:32.679
Nope.
1093
00:51:32.739 --> 00:51:34.739
We're going to make sure about that. We respect you.
1094
00:51:35.179 --> 00:51:37.489
Don't worry about it. You know, we're your friend, this
1095
00:51:37.590 --> 00:51:40.110
and that. And I paid the guy good gas money
1096
00:51:40.150 --> 00:51:41.750
to go take me to go get my son a
1097
00:51:41.789 --> 00:51:44.670
couple of miles away. My ex-wife's being a bitch about
1098
00:51:44.789 --> 00:51:47.889
everything as per usual. Even when she wasn't my ex,
1099
00:51:47.909 --> 00:51:50.300
she was a bitch about everything, but she used to
1100
00:51:50.340 --> 00:51:52.239
make it hard on me to visit my kids. And
1101
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:56.400
believe me, any opportunity to turn around and say, Oh,
1102
00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:58.539
you know what? Your children don't need to see you
1103
00:51:58.599 --> 00:52:01.440
because you're such a low life. She would take it.
1104
00:52:01.820 --> 00:52:02.019
Right.
1105
00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:05.380
So this was a serious thing. We all get in
1106
00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:08.329
this little car and we're taking the drive, just trying
1107
00:52:08.349 --> 00:52:10.929
to get back to my house so I can figure
1108
00:52:10.989 --> 00:52:13.269
out who's going to babysit my kid while I go
1109
00:52:13.309 --> 00:52:15.150
to work. And then I'm going to spend some time
1110
00:52:15.170 --> 00:52:19.480
with him. But he's three years old. Anyway, silently sitting
1111
00:52:19.500 --> 00:52:23.199
back there, everybody, hello, you know, Charlie, because he's named
1112
00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:26.219
after me, so everybody called him Charlie. Hello, Charlie, this
1113
00:52:26.300 --> 00:52:28.559
is great, okay? We're going to stop at McDonald's. I
1114
00:52:28.599 --> 00:52:31.239
went and got him a burger and whatever, and he's
1115
00:52:31.260 --> 00:52:36.079
sitting there eating it, not said a word to anybody, okay? Because, again,
1116
00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:39.280
didn't speak much, hardly said hi to anybody. He was shy,
1117
00:52:39.389 --> 00:52:44.849
scared of people. I mean, he was an odd toddler, okay? Anyway,
1118
00:52:44.909 --> 00:52:49.260
he's eating his McDonald's. And this lady cuts off the kid,
1119
00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:55.360
who's like 21, who's driving. And this bitch cuts him off.
1120
00:52:56.219 --> 00:52:59.300
And he leans his head out the window. You motherfucking
1121
00:52:59.380 --> 00:53:05.190
cunt piece of shit. Goes into like 45 seconds of
1122
00:53:05.250 --> 00:53:11.690
a string of fuck you, bitch. Okay? And as soon
1123
00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:14.610
as he pulled his head back in, the guy sitting
1124
00:53:14.650 --> 00:53:18.239
next to him hit him. And I was like, man,
1125
00:53:18.460 --> 00:53:19.639
what are you doing?
1126
00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:23.280
Oh, I'm sorry.
1127
00:53:23.909 --> 00:53:24.150
Right?
1128
00:53:24.769 --> 00:53:28.690
Everybody in the car is quiet. For the next five minutes,
1129
00:53:28.730 --> 00:53:31.289
the kid continues to eat his burger and his fries.
1130
00:53:32.510 --> 00:53:35.449
And everybody saw nobody's even talking before that. We were
1131
00:53:35.469 --> 00:53:38.349
all talking. OK, everything was all right. Hey, what are
1132
00:53:38.369 --> 00:53:40.929
you going to do this weekend? Whatever. Blah, blah, blah.
1133
00:53:40.969 --> 00:53:41.650
Hey, you know what?
1134
00:53:41.769 --> 00:53:43.949
They worked with me at the gas station. So we
1135
00:53:43.989 --> 00:53:46.730
were talking about our gas station shifts. Just, you know,
1136
00:53:47.349 --> 00:53:52.809
normal conversation. All goes to dead silence. Five minutes later,
1137
00:53:52.829 --> 00:53:58.409
this
kid's done eating his burger. And the kid who's
1138
00:53:58.449 --> 00:54:04.460
driving stops. And looks back and says, OK, you know, Charlie,
1139
00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:08.159
we're here at the house. Time to get out. And
1140
00:54:08.179 --> 00:54:13.860
the kid repeats verbatim every single thing that the kid said.
1141
00:54:14.449 --> 00:54:18.030
I mean, you cocksucking fucking whore slut.
1142
00:54:19.130 --> 00:54:19.469
Cunt.
1143
00:54:20.170 --> 00:54:27.199
Everything. Everything. In a string. Perfectly. And I was just like, oh,
1144
00:54:27.489 --> 00:54:29.550
thanks so much. Let's see if I can get him
1145
00:54:29.570 --> 00:54:33.849
to forget that before Sunday and I send him back. Because, yeah,
1146
00:54:34.489 --> 00:54:37.719
just saying, there's a little story from my life. But
1147
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:39.639
I was thinking about that because the boy's 24 as
1148
00:54:39.659 --> 00:54:41.920
of the 11th. But, you know, 21 years ago.
1149
00:54:46.619 --> 00:54:49.010
I was a quiet kid, but I remember, like, I
1150
00:54:49.030 --> 00:54:50.969
think somebody said that one of my first words as
1151
00:54:51.050 --> 00:54:52.510
a child was F-bomb.
1152
00:54:53.369 --> 00:54:54.829
And I was like, I would not be surprised if
1153
00:54:54.849 --> 00:54:55.309
that's true.
1154
00:54:56.210 --> 00:55:02.579
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my son was, like, just not
1155
00:55:02.780 --> 00:55:06.559
a talking kid. My daughter started to talk at the
1156
00:55:06.659 --> 00:55:09.400
age of, like, you know, one and two months old.
1157
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:12.099
and did not shut the fuck up till she was
1158
00:55:12.139 --> 00:55:14.900
about seven. I swear to God, only time she was
1159
00:55:14.980 --> 00:55:17.920
quiet is when she slept. And even then she was
1160
00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:21.500
still mumbling. But the second she opened her eyes every
1161
00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:24.099
single day, she would start talking. She would talk to
1162
00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:27.449
the dolls. She would talk to the TV. She would
1163
00:55:27.489 --> 00:55:30.809
talk to my pet snake. She would talk to her brother,
1164
00:55:30.969 --> 00:55:34.710
even though he couldn't talk. She would talk to the wall, mommy, daddy,
1165
00:55:35.050 --> 00:55:38.929
people outside the window. She talked to everyone and everything.
1166
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:43.530
All of her waking hours. My, my son on the
1167
00:55:43.590 --> 00:55:45.989
other hand was like, we weren't sure if he could
1168
00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:52.110
talk for a while. Seriously. Like, so, you know, you
1169
00:55:52.150 --> 00:55:54.130
never know what you're going to get, no matter what
1170
00:55:54.150 --> 00:55:58.110
your genetic package is. Okay. Just saying. And I always
1171
00:55:58.150 --> 00:56:00.750
thought that was a good one. Cause look, there's always limitations.
1172
00:56:01.150 --> 00:56:04.539
There's always lessons in life, but I'll tell you something.
1173
00:56:04.860 --> 00:56:08.440
One question that will prevail forever and ever is.
1174
00:56:11.190 --> 00:56:12.050
Where are the white women at?
1175
00:56:13.130 --> 00:56:16.880
That's the way it was. Anyway, Brad, money over everything.
1176
00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:19.039
I say check out the links in the show notes
1177
00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:22.579
and do all that, plus support Ocelli.com. The links are
1178
00:56:22.619 --> 00:56:25.449
on the website and in the show notes. So there
1179
00:56:25.489 --> 00:56:27.090
you go. You want to keep me going?
1180
00:56:52.179 --> 00:56:59.099
So so.
1181
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:27.460
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1182
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1191
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1192
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The views expressed by caller schools or anyone else who
1193
00:58:03.070 --> 00:58:04.829
happens to get on the air at Ocelli.com do not
1194
00:58:04.849 --> 00:58:08.050
necessarily reflect the views of Ocelli.com or Chuck Ocelli, and
1195
00:58:08.070 --> 00:58:10.449
we are not responsible for any stupidity which might ensue.
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Thank you.
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transformation that took place and put the Kennedy presidency in
1200
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the context of the times and reveals never-before-published information about
1201
00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:26.369
the Cuban Missile Crisis. President Kennedy would not have been
1202
00:58:26.409 --> 00:58:29.849
assassinated if he had been president 200 years ago. His
1203
00:58:29.909 --> 00:58:32.869
assassination took place in the context of the Cold War
1204
00:58:33.110 --> 00:58:35.929
and the rise of the national security state. Before World
1205
00:58:35.969 --> 00:58:39.210
War II, the United States was a continental republic. In
1206
00:58:39.230 --> 00:58:42.840
the decade that followed, it became an imperial superpower. Generals
1207
00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:45.920
such as Curtis LeMay not only wanted to invade Cuba,
1208
00:58:46.099 --> 00:58:48.679
but knew that there were short-range missiles on the island
1209
00:58:48.800 -->
00:58:51.860
armed with nuclear warheads that they could not destroy because
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they were on mobile launchers. Their invasion could have led
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to a third world war, and they wanted to go
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to war anyway. The War State by Michael Swanson reveals
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why and will show you what President Kennedy was up against.
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For more information, thewarstate.com. TheOchelli.com radio.
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The following message is transmitted at the request of the
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Federal Aviation Administration. An unidentified aircraft has been located near
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the state of Florida. The aircraft is presumed to be
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foreign and may pose a threat to those in the area.
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Florida residents are advised to immediately tune to local media
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outlets for further developments, as is it not known if
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this aircraft is a hostile enemy. More updates will follow
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as information becomes available.
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We would have probably lost hundreds of thousands of lives
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more had I not done that. And by the way,
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if you watch the fake news on television, they don't
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even talk about it. But, you know, there are 188
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other countries right now that are suffering, some proportionately far
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greater than we are.
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The United States continues to be invaded by rebels from
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an unknown location in Africa. They are now heading to
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Fort Knox in Kentucky and may also be targeting the
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Federal Reserve Bank in New York. Their intentions may be
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to seize the gold reserves of the United States. The
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shelter-in-place warning is lifted for all locations except Connecticut, southern Indiana, Kentucky,
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New Jersey, and southern New York. Residents near the Federal
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Reserve Bank in Manhattan are being asked to evacuate if
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it can be done in a safe manner. Otherwise, continue
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to shelter-in-place until an all-care message is given.
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This has never happened before. Right now, right now, Spain
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is having a big spike. There are tremendous problems in
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the world.
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You look at Moscow.
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Look at what's going on with Moscow. Look at Brazil.
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Look at these countries, what's going on. This was sent
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to us by China one.
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Way or the other. And we're never going to forget it.
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Believe me, we're never going to forget it.
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Thank you.
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Get ready for the Ocelli Effect.