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Sean:
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Uh, the fuck is up with a maniac.
Sean:
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See, it's your boy, Sean coming in hot with the intro music.
Sean:
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No anxiety.
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It's 20, 22.
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I'm a pro now.
Sean:
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Ah, just kidding.
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The music's done.
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Anxiety is back up.
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The sound of silence is a
Josh:
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I'll start it back up.
Sean:
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but uh, yeah, what's a wicked maniacs.
Sean:
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Uh, it's your boy, Sean.
Sean:
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I'm with John and Josh say what's up boys.
Josh:
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What's up boys.
Sean:
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Perfect.
Sean:
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And, uh, you're you, you know what, you're listening to you click play.
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This is a, read it on Wiki.
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We learned something new every week.
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We use Reddit and work a pedia as our main sources of research.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, if you're listening to this, this is, uh, what is this?
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January 31st.
Josh:
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Sure.
Sean:
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I will have just had a very successful live show with shots
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on thoughts and a wicked maniacs.
Sean:
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If you tuned into that, I hope you had a good time, uh, peek behind the screen
Sean:
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that has not happened yet in real life.
Sean:
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Uh, I do hope it goes well, uh, much anxiety will be there as
Sean:
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well, but, uh, we'll get to that when we get to that anyways,
John:
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To be fair.
John:
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You're really confident when you were in shots and thoughts.
Josh:
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Yeah.
Josh:
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You're
Sean:
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true.
Sean:
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Yeah.
Sean:
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I I'm, I, I, that I have full control over this.
Sean:
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I don't know what's happening a lot of the times.
Sean:
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It's, uh, I
Josh:
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so the ones you host, you edit.
Sean:
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I do edit.
Sean:
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I do have control of the ones I have, but I mean, podcasts wise, I have to do
Sean:
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zero research for shouts and thoughts.
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I mean, I borderline do zero research for Reddit.
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All Wiki, let's be honest, but
John:
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You do research.
Sean:
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I do research.
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I do research.
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I read before I read it on here, but, uh, I don't write anything, but, uh, I'll
Josh:
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none of the spot.
Josh:
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He doesn't read any of the smoke beforehand
Sean:
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No, I
Josh:
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the first line
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the smart and I'm like, this is an acceptable length and girth.
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So we will read this on the pod.
Josh:
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and then we get halfway through and you're like, I didn't know it was going to
Sean:
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And I was like, oh, this is the worst thing we've ever done.
John:
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Apologies.
John:
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We can maniacs.
Sean:
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Uh, feverously apologizing in the middle of this.
Sean:
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But, uh, yeah.
Sean:
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Uh, you guys know what's up, it's your boy hosting this episode?
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Um, I already explained the show.
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I already said our name.
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So that means it's time to shout out the patrons, the people who pay our bills.
Sean:
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You know what I'm saying?
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Shout out a real quick, John, shout them out real quick.
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we got vena.
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We got Lindsey,
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Ooh.
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we got Gabby.
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We got Aaron and we got Taru
Sean:
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shout out to those five.
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Um, if you guys want to be shouted out as well on the podcast, uh,
Sean:
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you can, uh, hop on the Patrion.
Sean:
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We got a bunch of tears.
Sean:
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Uh, I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory, but I do like
Sean:
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explaining it because, uh, you know, just, it feels nice to say
Josh:
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man mansplain it to me, Sean mansplain.
Sean:
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I will say.
Sean:
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Whatever mansplaining was a hot topic for a while.
Sean:
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I was like, should I not explain anything ever?
Sean:
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Like, I don't know how the what's the boundaries of.
Josh:
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I think, I think there's definitely a, there's a definitely a line.
Josh:
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You know what I mean?
Sean:
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Don't talk over women for
Josh:
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Yeah.
Josh:
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Don't talk down
Sean:
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don't talk down to women for sure.
Sean:
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But anytime I explain anything, I'm like, what if you already know this?
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And I am being an asshole and I don't even know.
Sean:
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So I had much anxiety explaining anything.
Sean:
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Uh,
Josh:
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You just have anxiety
Sean:
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uh, yeah.
Sean:
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You know, I don't have much anxiety in life, uh, until I talk about it on here.
Sean:
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And I'm like, actually I have lots of anxieties.
John:
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Sean, is this a real life?
John:
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Nick Miller.
Sean:
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Yeah.
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There's the everything is wrong.
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There is no right.
Josh:
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there's a gray area for everything, Sean.
Josh:
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You're you're fine.
Sean:
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yeah, but a real quick breakdown, a Patrion, we got the $1
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Sean:
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I feel you, I thought you were saying like pause a $1 tier.
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Josh:
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Jay's going to be so disappointed.
Sean:
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Jade caught up.
Sean:
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Jade caught out, shout out to
John:
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up.
Josh:
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Holy
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caught up.
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She.
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she, she burned through so many
Sean:
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burned through like 15 episodes.
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And like very quick time, she was tweeting at me again, Jade making
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my day when you tweet about it.
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But, uh, yeah, she, she fucking zoomed past it.
Sean:
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I feel
Josh:
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impressive.
Sean:
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I feel like last week she was like, oh, I'm getting a hang of the new games.
Sean:
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And then a few days later, oh, the finale, I was like, what?
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The, you are a beast.
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I it's awesome.
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Uh, shout out to Jade, but uh, yeah, $50 here.
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You get our whole back catalog.
John:
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I was going to say, I was just talking to Jane earlier and
John:
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I'm just like, man, I wish we had, I wish we can clone her as a fan.
John:
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We had all our fans like that just, just live tweeting us on every
John:
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episode that just warms my heart.
John:
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I
Sean:
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dude.
Sean:
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It's so fun.
John:
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feel like someone's actually listening.
John:
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You know what I'm saying?
Sean:
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I'm like, it's not just my, my wife and, uh,
John:
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your wife listens to yourself.
John:
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Yeah.
John:
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My wife won't even listen to why shit
Josh:
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Yeah, my girlfriend stopped too.
Sean:
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After episode two, I don't blame either of your girls for not
Sean:
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listening after the fucking Randy Orton, John Siena, cookie smut.
Sean:
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Uh,
Josh:
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fair.
John:
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set the bar high.
Sean:
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then on top of that to you, we have the $25 tier, which gets all
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of the stuff I already talked about.
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Plus twice a year, we're going to send you merge from any of our shows and, uh,
Sean:
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yeah, that's the patriotic breakdown.
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That's down with the house cleaning.
Sean:
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So without further edgy.
John:
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It's called a house cleaning,
Sean:
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Yeah.
Sean:
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What, what, what do you see how how's keeping
Josh:
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I mean, it's,
Sean:
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it?
Sean:
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Same,
John:
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I guess, I
Sean:
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same, same, but different.
Sean:
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John's got to bust my balls on everything, man, house.
Josh:
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going to say, I was going to say usually on the ball Buster
Josh:
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John's out here cracking nuts.
Sean:
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I feel, I feel like we're, we're like a starter Pokemon.
Sean:
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You know what I'm saying?
Sean:
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One of us always bought bus another person's Paul's.
John:
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that's true.
John:
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I got dibs on fire type.
Josh:
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Oh, that's why you bust me for not being spicy enough.
Josh:
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I'm the grass
Sean:
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Yeah,
Josh:
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or I'm the water?
Josh:
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I don't know which one water's cooler.
Josh:
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Like Squirtle.
John:
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Now you like to squirt,
Sean:
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Jesus Christ.
Josh:
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Oh, well, there's a spot
John:
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yeah, we got to have something.
Sean:
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All right, boys.
Sean:
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Uh, before we get into the episode's topic,
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what have you guys been up to?
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You has been two weeks since we've seen each other and seeing each
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other, I mean, virtually again, wicked maniacs never met in person.
Sean:
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I was in Johnstown.
Sean:
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Uh, uh, we missed each other, but, uh, yeah.
Sean:
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What have you guys been doing?
Josh:
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Did you just go on vacation, John?
John:
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did.
John:
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I actually just got back from Las Vegas
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and
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Arizona.
John:
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Uh that's.
John:
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That was for, or purposes anyways, uh, Las Vegas, we went
John:
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there, uh, just to hang out.
John:
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Um, we kinda did more of the outdoor stuff because I do not like Vegas, particularly.
John:
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I'm not, I'm not much of a night life type of person, so that
John:
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doesn't appeal to me as much.
John:
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So we went and saw like red rock canyon and just a bunch of like
John:
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different outdoor, um, stuff like outside the city of the strip.
John:
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Um, and then afterwards, we went on this really, really nice, beautiful tour.
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Um, at the grand canyon we want on the, um, the west grand canyon side,
John:
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we did the, um, it's called a sky bridge, which is pretty much a clear.
John:
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Path over, over, over the grand canyon.
John:
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Uh, of course we did the typical, like touristy pig.
John:
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I laid down face first, so I felt like I was flying.
John:
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Uh, I D I just, tinkled just a little bit, cause I'm scared of
Heights, but I went
Sean:
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Uh
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husband to say,
John:
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Yeah.
John:
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Uh, yeah, I'm scared of, I'm deadly scared of Heights, but I still did
Josh:
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Um, I'm right there with
Sean:
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I
Josh:
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not a fan.
Sean:
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I was in New York and there's a building, uh, like, you know, one of
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the, you know, top of the rock or forget what the fuck this one was called.
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Like maybe sky's age or some, some shit like that, where they have a clear thing.
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And it's just the streets of New York below you.
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Fuck.
Sean:
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No, was looking over the edge.
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I didn't step on the clear plastic or glass or whatever it was.
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I was like, I do that,
John:
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Chicago is like that with Sears tower.
John:
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Like you
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the sky
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site and you're like leaning on that bitch.
Josh:
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yeah.
Josh:
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See, and Terry, I think you can do the same thing where you're like outside,
John:
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Yeah.
Josh:
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uh, on like a harness or something.
Josh:
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I've never been up the CN tower.
Josh:
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I'm definitely
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afraid
Sean:
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outside.
Josh:
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Yeah, I think so.
Josh:
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Yeah.
Josh:
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You're outside on the CN tower.
John:
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Oh shit.
Sean:
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And you're hanging there.
Sean:
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You have to put a harness on
Josh:
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Yeah.
Josh:
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Uh
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outside walk
John:
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no no no
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called the edge walk.
Josh:
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Uh, yeah, I'll share my screen.
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Not that anyone else can see it, but
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Great for the podcast
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listeners
Josh:
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But yeah, you get getting these like red jumpsuits and you hang over the edge.
Josh:
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Uh,
Sean:
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Oh fuck
John:
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Oh no.
Josh:
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yeah.
Sean:
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don't even
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I don't even do roller coasters that aren't like
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Disney
John:
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damn.
John:
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Ain't that?
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Motherfucking
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Wait, yo that's fucking
John:
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Drake?
John:
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Yeah.
John:
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That's the views views album,
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man
Josh:
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yeah.
Josh:
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yeah.
Josh:
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He did.
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Let's where they got the picture
John:
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oh shit.
John:
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Okay
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jumpsuit.
Sean:
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Drake's Wilder.
Sean:
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It's probably
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Brittany.
Josh:
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I'm sure they Photoshop
Josh:
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Yeah
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Photoshop
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As soon as I said it, I was like,
Sean:
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yeah, your Photoshop
John:
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yeah it was pretty dope.
John:
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Uh, and then we did go
to, um, there's this place called Eagle
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point that we got to go to, it actually looked like an Eagle.
John:
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And then, uh, we went to this part.
John:
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I want it to go to horseshoe bend, but it was on the other side.
John:
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So we went to this place called guano point.
John:
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I was pretty much a cave full of bat shit.
John:
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And like literally it's bat shit.
John:
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Uh, they use it for like
Josh:
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Don't you know how COVID started.
John:
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So that was probably the origins of it.
John:
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And then, uh, me and my wife like went to this kind of hike above
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guano point where it overlooks 360 degree view of the grand canyon.
John:
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And it's, it's amazing, man.
John:
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It's it looks so fake, but, uh, yeah, just, just, you know, blessed for
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the opportunity, like to see a few of the, the wonders of the world,
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whether it's natural or manmade.
John:
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And, uh, my bucket list is to complete all that.
John:
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So, um, five down, many times.
Josh:
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Wait, wait, can you name some of the other name, a couple other ones
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you
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want to go.
John:
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I, I definitely want to go to Petra in Jordan.
John:
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I definitely want to see the, um, I think it was Rio de Janeiro, the big
John:
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Jesus, not a I'm not a religious but, um, definitely wanna see Acropolis.
John:
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Um, I want to see, and I think, uh, Sean, after, after hours, I think you
John:
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mentioned like, uh, Ryan is going to Machu Picchu and that's a mine as well.
Josh:
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That's cool.
John:
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uh, yeah, man, there's so much, there's so much places that I want to
John:
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visit and hopefully I don't die before.
John:
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It's an actually make make it work.
Sean:
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I just saw a, tic-tac speaking about Machu Picchu
Sean:
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some day did like around trip.
Sean:
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I don't know where he's at originally, but he did a round trip
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to Peru and it was like 380 bucks.
Josh:
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Damn
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And that yeah.
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Round trip.
Sean:
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I think he did.
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I think he said it was so cheap that that 380 bucks included like food and stay.
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He stayed at like hostels and shit super cheap,
Sean:
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but
Sean:
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but he was like, yeah, every like IHG food and stayed at a cheap hostel, but
Sean:
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like three 80 bucks for international trip is that's pretty unbeatable.
Josh:
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Well, it's probably like I would, I was going to say the
Josh:
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currency there, American dollars are probably worth way more.
Josh:
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Right So it'd
Josh:
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be cheaper that way as well.
Josh:
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Um, just like visiting Canada.
Sean:
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Yeah, Third world country, Canada.
Josh:
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Yeah.
Josh:
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Hey, we were first on the best place to live,
Sean:
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Yeah.
Sean:
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I don't doubt you I'm talking shit, but
John:
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Yeah I'm
Josh:
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issues with that list, but
John:
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Um, big couldn't couldn't couldn't be but yeah, man, I'm
John:
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pronounced pretty much it like, you know, I, um, just loved opportunity
John:
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to travel and I actually got to spend time with my, with my in-laws too.
John:
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So that was pretty dope.
John:
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I get along with them really well.
John:
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So it w it was pretty awesome.
John:
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It was just a nice relaxing trip.
John:
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And I think I mentioned last episode, um, it felt, I felt really guilty because
John:
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I'm usually, I guess I'm a workaholic.
John:
00:14:25
Uh I'm.
Josh:
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No, you don't
Sean:
00:14:27
you
Sean:
00:14:27
mentioned this in a future episode.
John:
00:14:29
Oh, future episode.
John:
00:14:30
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
John:
00:14:31
But I I'm, I'm, I'm quite, uh, quite a bit of a workaholic.
John:
00:14:35
I am usually awake wee hours of the morning and awake, like wee hours of
John:
00:14:41
the night, so I don't sleep, but I,
Sean:
00:14:44
You're trying to change that this year though,
Sean:
00:14:45
right
John:
00:14:46
yeah, I, I sleep way more now I I take afternoon naps at times.
Sean:
00:14:51
hell yeah.
John:
00:14:51
I'll be turning my shit off, like
Josh:
00:14:54
I do afternoon naps all the
John:
00:14:55
yeah.
John:
00:14:55
Pass a certain cutoff time.
John:
00:14:57
Like I ain't doing shit.
Josh:
00:15:00
Nice.
Josh:
00:15:01
That's awesome.
Josh:
00:15:01
That sounds like a good trip.
Josh:
00:15:02
I'm very jealous obviously.
John:
00:15:05
you can't go
John:
00:15:05
anywhere
Josh:
00:15:06
no,
Sean:
00:15:07
rubbing it in my
Sean:
00:15:08
God
John:
00:15:09
and you're cold as fuck.
Sean:
00:15:11
Yeah.
Sean:
00:15:12
What to do is get like a one, uh, get like an Oculus and then go on
Sean:
00:15:15
your treadmill and you're, you're a
John:
00:15:16
Oh, genius.
Josh:
00:15:18
like I'm.
Josh:
00:15:19
Yeah, I just, right now I just have a TV in front of me, so
Josh:
00:15:22
it's
John:
00:15:23
I would use Oculus for all the wrong reasons.
John:
00:15:25
Let me just
Sean:
00:15:26
Oh no.
Josh:
00:15:27
oh God,
John:
00:15:28
five times a day might
John:
00:15:30
get be it
Sean:
00:15:34
make
Josh:
00:15:34
time world
Sean:
00:15:35
I'm
Sean:
00:15:35
I'm the tainted one here, but truly I just got stuck with this muck.
Sean:
00:15:41
Uh,
Sean:
00:15:41
what the fuck is
Sean:
00:15:42
smut smut gimmick.
Sean:
00:15:44
I was trying to gimmick and smut schmuck smart
Josh:
00:15:48
Uh, uh, I do have, um, so we've, we've kind of talked about it.
Josh:
00:15:54
Like I moved to this apartment, um, uh, back in like October or
Josh:
00:16:00
whatever, and, uh, like how it works is there's, uh, two apartments
Josh:
00:16:06
that, like, it's not an apartment.
Josh:
00:16:07
It's like a, we have our own entrance.
Sean:
00:16:09
like a duplex.
Josh:
00:16:10
Yeah, I kind of like that, but there's like people above us.
Josh:
00:16:14
So we have like the main floor and then the basement and then they
Josh:
00:16:16
have two floors and then there's another, uh, it's like split anyway.
Josh:
00:16:20
It's hard to it's complicated anyway.
Josh:
00:16:22
There's there's uh, so for the longest time, there was no neighbors above
Josh:
00:16:26
us because they'd just been built and they hadn't sold them yet, I guess.
Josh:
00:16:31
And, uh, I guess it must be like January, like the beginning of January, someone
Josh:
00:16:36
moved in to the place right above us.
Josh:
00:16:39
And they are the loudest
Josh:
00:16:41
goddamn people I
Josh:
00:16:42
swear to
John:
00:16:43
my
John:
00:16:44
neighbors from hell.
Josh:
00:16:46
yeah, they have a, I think it's like a child.
Josh:
00:16:48
They have a child of some sort.
Josh:
00:16:49
I've never seen it, but I can
Josh:
00:16:51
hear it
Josh:
00:16:53
I don't know what, like gender, um,
Sean:
00:16:57
say
Sean:
00:16:57
them, them,
John:
00:16:59
Made
Josh:
00:17:00
them, it's the same thing.
John:
00:17:01
you know
Sean:
00:17:02
it
Sean:
00:17:02
sounds much worse
Sean:
00:17:03
than that
Josh:
00:17:04
Uh, kids or sometimes, um, so, uh, uh, the, they live like, so the
Josh:
00:17:12
kids' room is right above my office and it's either there or the kids.
Josh:
00:17:18
I say, keep saying it, the kids are either not old enough to go
Josh:
00:17:22
to school or is homeschooled.
Josh:
00:17:24
I'm not sure because they're always home and they just stop all the time.
Josh:
00:17:31
Like it's a kids stopping, but that's not the worst day I could live with that.
Josh:
00:17:36
You know, during the day it's fine.
Josh:
00:17:37
Whatever.
Josh:
00:17:38
I throw my headphones on, I listen to a podcast or music or a book
Josh:
00:17:41
why it's not, not a big deal.
Josh:
00:17:44
Um, it's not until 10 30 at night.
Josh:
00:17:49
We're lying down.
Josh:
00:17:50
Cause my girlfriend, teachers, she has to get up, go to school early in the morning.
Josh:
00:17:55
We're lying down in bed.
Josh:
00:17:56
10 30.
Josh:
00:17:58
And it is just like, that's when they wake up and their living
Josh:
00:18:01
room must be right above us.
Josh:
00:18:03
And she just does she, or he, whatever the kid is just as
Josh:
00:18:07
the lapse of the living room.
Josh:
00:18:08
And it's like, what the fuck is going on up there until 11 30, 11 30 every night.
John:
00:18:16
beat the I
Josh:
00:18:17
do you put your kid to bed?
Sean:
00:18:19
you don't, you don't fucking have you gotten the broom and done the fucking,
Josh:
00:18:22
I banged on the walls.
Josh:
00:18:24
I don't know they don't know if they hear it.
Josh:
00:18:26
Uh, we're going to write them a note.
Josh:
00:18:28
Uh, cause it's just, it's unbearable.
Josh:
00:18:32
Like I like it cause we're not going to sleep until like 1130 midnight and uh,
Josh:
00:18:38
yeah, I get cranky when I don't sleep.
John:
00:18:41
Oh, my
Josh:
00:18:42
Uh, so that has been, uh, especially when this is like, I can't go anywhere.
Josh:
00:18:47
So I'm here all the time.
Josh:
00:18:49
It's uh, definitely drives you a little nuts.
Josh:
00:18:51
Um, so that's so you got to go on a trip.
Josh:
00:18:55
I got.
John:
00:18:56
Do you
Josh:
00:18:57
I
Josh:
00:18:57
lose my mind.
John:
00:18:58
deal with it?
Josh:
00:18:59
Yeah.
Josh:
00:19:00
Basically.
Josh:
00:19:01
Um, and so how it works do is like there's a split in our apartment above us.
Josh:
00:19:06
So like the one neighbor lives on the one side and the other labor lives on the
Josh:
00:19:11
other side, never hear the other neighbor.
Josh:
00:19:13
They're the quietest people in the And it's so nice, but they're there above our
Josh:
00:19:18
living room, which is super inconvenient because we're not there at midnight.
Josh:
00:19:22
So, but yeah.
Josh:
00:19:25
So that's my update.
Sean:
00:19:27
whenever I lived in an apartment, I think I was always top floor.
Sean:
00:19:30
So I've never had to deal with, uh, uh, knowing people above me.
Josh:
00:19:36
I
Josh:
00:19:36
have, this might be the first time I've lived underneath people.
Josh:
00:19:41
It's eyeopening for sure.
Sean:
00:19:43
I always wonder like, am I the loud?
John:
00:19:46
First time.
John:
00:19:47
Josh a bottom
Sean:
00:19:48
Am I the problem?
Sean:
00:19:49
Oh
Josh:
00:19:50
And I hate
Josh:
00:19:51
it
Josh:
00:19:53
I ain't no bottom bitch.
John:
00:19:55
top, always, baby.
Josh:
00:19:58
Uh,
Sean:
00:20:01
all right.
Sean:
00:20:01
Well, now that we know what we've been up to, uh, we'll hop into this week's
Sean:
00:20:07
episode 20 minutes in, whoops, sorry.
Sean:
00:20:10
Uh, so I've, I picked this topic because you know, we're part of the cultivate
Sean:
00:20:17
family and, uh, you know, ever since we.
Sean:
00:20:21
Sign podcast onto the network.
Sean:
00:20:23
I listened to all the podcasts.
Sean:
00:20:24
You know what I'm saying?
Sean:
00:20:25
Cultivate gang sign eight, eight, but, uh, yeah, I started listening
Sean:
00:20:30
to all the podcasts on the, um, you know, I've mentioned this before,
Sean:
00:20:34
but I'm not the best at listening to the indie podcasts thing.
Sean:
00:20:38
Cause I didn't start podcasting until I had already had like a set
Sean:
00:20:43
amount of shows I was listening to.
Sean:
00:20:44
So now that we
podcasts signed to cultivate, now I'm
Josh:
00:20:49
I'm the same way.
Josh:
00:20:51
I'm the same way.
Josh:
00:20:51
Like you call me at all the time for not listening to shots.
Josh:
00:20:54
And
Sean:
00:20:55
oh,
Sean:
00:20:55
it's
Josh:
00:20:56
I, I, listened here and there.
Josh:
00:20:58
Um, but I just have, like, my set shows that like, even before, like there are
Josh:
00:21:04
some, some podcasts, like the network, I have been listening to a lot more.
Josh:
00:21:07
Um, but man, I have like my set five podcasts that release Monday,
Josh:
00:21:13
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Josh:
00:21:15
And that's my, that's my
Josh:
00:21:16
my out
Josh:
00:21:18
Yeah.
Josh:
00:21:19
Yeah.
Josh:
00:21:19
And so, uh, I, I feel you, you're not alone in that, but I
Josh:
00:21:23
do like to try and branch out.
Sean:
00:21:25
yeah, I've, I've been ever since we signed the shows onto the network and
Sean:
00:21:28
cultivators official official, I've been listening to everybody's shows every week
Sean:
00:21:31
and it helps that fantasy football's over.
Sean:
00:21:33
Cause the shout out fantasy footballers, but they used to do every single,
Sean:
00:21:38
like Monday through Friday and episode an hour long episode, but
Sean:
00:21:42
they get like, that's their job.
Josh:
00:21:44
Yeah.
Josh:
00:21:44
Yeah That's
Sean:
00:21:45
Like they fucking, they started there.
Sean:
00:21:47
They like have employees, like they're fucking doing it,
Josh:
00:21:51
if we've got enough Patriots, we'll do a daily to fuck
Josh:
00:21:54
it
Sean:
00:21:54
They,
John:
00:21:55
Who that?
John:
00:21:56
I agree with that bitch.
Sean:
00:21:58
Dude, the fantasy football or this is just like, you know, shout out
Sean:
00:22:01
to one of my favorite podcasts, but like they're fucking humongous goals.
Sean:
00:22:05
Cause.
Sean:
00:22:07
I think they just started like recording in their bedroom and they did it
Sean:
00:22:10
for their fantasy football league.
Sean:
00:22:12
And then they released it out to the public.
Sean:
00:22:13
It got popular, they got big enough to where they could hire people.
Sean:
00:22:17
And they bought out like have an office building for all their employees.
Sean:
00:22:21
And then they had so much than that.
Sean:
00:22:23
They have so much, uh, shit going on with the fantasy football or stuff that
Sean:
00:22:28
they branched out and made a comedy only no football podcast, since they
Sean:
00:22:33
have time, since they have other people doing their research and shit, I'm just
Sean:
00:22:37
like
John:
00:22:38
out.
Sean:
00:22:40
time
Sean:
00:22:40
Podcasting,
John:
00:22:41
Bias out, please.
Josh:
00:22:43
The issue is we could never have an office.
Josh:
00:22:45
It would wouldn't work.
Josh:
00:22:46
It'd be we do it in the middle of somewhere.
Josh:
00:22:48
Like, what do we do in Chicago or
John:
00:22:50
have to move to like New York or some
Josh:
00:22:52
We fly there.
Josh:
00:22:54
Yeah.
Josh:
00:22:54
New York wouldn't be that far.
Josh:
00:22:55
new York's only
Josh:
00:22:56
like
John:
00:22:57
once a month, episode bachelor court for like 12 hours straight,
Sean:
00:23:01
And
Sean:
00:23:01
shit.
Josh:
00:23:02
same room
John:
00:23:03
same
Josh:
00:23:04
12 hours.
Josh:
00:23:05
Oh
Sean:
00:23:07
But yeah, I've been listening to all the cultivates shows recently.
Sean:
00:23:09
And, uh, I was listening to a pineapple when I first started
Sean:
00:23:12
listening to pineapple pizza pot, uh, like a month or two ago, they,
Sean:
00:23:17
they talk about cryptozoology a lot.
Sean:
00:23:19
And I was like, what the fuck is that?
Sean:
00:23:22
Like, what is that?
Sean:
00:23:23
Like, I know urban legends.
Sean:
00:23:24
I know the other stuff they talk about, but what is cryptozoology?
Sean:
00:23:28
So I found out through listening to what it was, but, uh, I thought I'd
Sean:
00:23:32
share with the wicked maniacs for the other people that are ignorant
Sean:
00:23:36
to the science, pseudoscience, whatever, uh, of cryptozoology.
Sean:
00:23:43
So, John, Josh, what is your experience with cryptozoology?
Sean:
00:23:48
What do you guys know about it?
Josh:
00:23:54
You want me to take it away?
Josh:
00:23:54
Sorry
Josh:
00:23:55
Uh, I think it's like, I feel dragons fall under it.
Josh:
00:24:00
Like it's like creatures that probably don't exist, but are
Josh:
00:24:07
treated like they exist maybe.
Josh:
00:24:09
Is that kind of what it is?
Sean:
00:24:11
Close close at.
Sean:
00:24:12
I mean, essentially I think that's, that's what it is from
Sean:
00:24:16
my, my short research and from
Josh:
00:24:18
And that's the episode that.
Sean:
00:24:20
case solved, actually.
Sean:
00:24:22
So, you know, Patrion again, $25, $25, $25, John, would he know about,
Sean:
00:24:29
uh cryptids and cryptozoology?
John:
00:24:32
Well, cryptids are more of like the, the legendary type of, of creatures.
John:
00:24:39
Not necessarily like pertaining to the, it kind of pertains to some
John:
00:24:43
paranormal aspect, but not really.
John:
00:24:44
They're more of like, Like a monster, like you got your big floods, your lock
John:
00:24:48
neces, and they're more of like a folk
John:
00:24:52
lore
John:
00:24:53
or dragons.
Josh:
00:24:54
fall under that.
John:
00:24:55
mean, Lochness monster is kinda dragon
Josh:
00:24:58
true
Josh:
00:24:59
I feel dragons are just like the, like, like trying Chinese cryptids right.
Josh:
00:25:05
Like that's kind of what the right.
Josh:
00:25:07
Maybe they're like
John:
00:25:09
they're legends, legends.
John:
00:25:11
So that thing, I think that falls under a cryptozoology.
John:
00:25:15
So I guess it's this pseudo science of,
of mythical beasts.
Sean:
00:25:21
Pretty much.
Sean:
00:25:22
Yeah.
Sean:
00:25:22
That's, uh, that's pretty much what it is.
Sean:
00:25:24
Uh, as with all my episodes, I'm going to start with Wiki.
Sean:
00:25:27
We're going to go to a break and then we'll do some Reddit shit.
Sean:
00:25:30
But, uh, yeah, w let's read, uh, the, the Wikipedia, some Reddit sheet.
Sean:
00:25:36
All right.
Sean:
00:25:36
So cryptozoology is the pseudoscience and subculture that searches and
Sean:
00:25:42
studies for unknown, legendary, or extinct animals whose present existence
Sean:
00:25:48
is disputed or unsubstantiated
Josh:
00:25:52
like the clutter
Josh:
00:25:52
is
Sean:
00:25:53
Corolla.
Sean:
00:25:56
Holy
John:
00:25:58
The magical bean.
Sean:
00:26:01
sounds like a you problem.
Sean:
00:26:02
Josh
John:
00:26:04
Oh, shots fired.
Sean:
00:26:08
task.
Sean:
00:26:09
Kidding.
Sean:
00:26:10
All right.
Sean:
00:26:10
He has, he bought an apartment and he has land with this woman.
Sean:
00:26:14
I'm sure Josh knows.
Sean:
00:26:16
Best out to Josh.
Sean:
00:26:17
You know what I'm saying?
Sean:
00:26:18
I fist out to
Sean:
00:26:19
Josh
John:
00:26:20
don't use that on the clutter as please.
Sean:
00:26:22
Yeah,
Josh:
00:26:24
don't use the fist.
Josh:
00:26:25
Oh
John:
00:26:26
don't do that.
Josh:
00:26:26
I go, got to go back to the drawing board then.
Sean:
00:26:29
Jesus Christ.
Sean:
00:26:32
Okay.
Sean:
00:26:32
So particularly the popular are those popular in full Clore, such
Sean:
00:26:37
as big foot, the Lochness monster, Yeti, the trooper Cobre, the
Sean:
00:26:41
Jersey devil and, or the Ben bay.
Sean:
00:26:48
Uh, but yeah, as cryptozoologist refer to these entities, as cryptids a term
Sean:
00:26:55
coined by the subculture, because it does not follow the scientific
Sean:
00:26:58
method, cryptozoology is considered a pseudoscience by mainstream science.
Sean:
00:27:04
It is neither a branch of zoology nor folklore studies.
Sean:
00:27:09
It was originally founded in the 1950s by zoologists.
Sean:
00:27:15
and Ivan T Sanderson
John:
00:27:19
It's not
Josh:
00:27:19
That's the fucking heard.
Sean:
00:27:22
It sounded Spanish like eggs, and then it got German.
Sean:
00:27:26
I don't
Sean:
00:27:26
know
John:
00:27:26
Bernard Webelos.
Josh:
00:27:31
It's not There's only three.
Josh:
00:27:32
There's only three German
John:
00:27:33
That's true.
Sean:
00:27:35
uh
Sean:
00:27:35
August
Josh:
00:27:36
off
Josh:
00:27:38
Wow.
Josh:
00:27:38
I forget what the
John:
00:27:39
Christophe.
John:
00:27:40
It was Christophe.
Sean:
00:27:41
Kristoff,
Sean:
00:27:42
or Josh
Sean:
00:27:43
Josh.
Sean:
00:27:43
is a popular one
Josh:
00:27:44
is That journey?
John:
00:27:46
us my
John:
00:27:47
guy
Josh:
00:27:49
My last name is Jared.
Josh:
00:27:50
I
don't know if Josh has
Sean:
00:27:51
shell.
Josh:
00:27:52
it's like biblical
Sean:
00:27:56
is bill cholesterol.
Josh:
00:27:57
Yeah.
John:
00:27:58
shackles, shackles, nickels.
Sean:
00:28:01
Jesus
John:
00:28:01
come from.
Josh:
00:28:03
don't know what you just said,
John:
00:28:04
don't know either.
Josh:
00:28:05
you just cursed in German.
Sean:
00:28:07
Everyone is very offended.
Josh:
00:28:09
Yeah.
Josh:
00:28:10
All the Germans What the fuck?
Sean:
00:28:13
If that, if that is the singular thing that, that made the Germans
Sean:
00:28:16
mad from our podcast, that is,
John:
00:28:18
problematic.
John:
00:28:19
It's also weird
Sean:
00:28:21
it's weird
Josh:
00:28:22
talk the Nazis every day,
Josh:
00:28:23
but
John:
00:28:24
counter.
John:
00:28:25
Oh, shout, hold on.
John:
00:28:26
Shopping.
John:
00:28:26
Let's do fucking.
John:
00:28:28
She's actually counting every single time we say Nazis on the show
Josh:
00:28:33
I think we broke it though.
Josh:
00:28:34
Didn't we?
John:
00:28:35
all last episode.
John:
00:28:37
Oh,
Josh:
00:28:38
don't know if we
John:
00:28:39
we're going to break it into the future.
Josh:
00:28:41
the last episode of the next step is.
John:
00:28:42
The next episode,
Josh:
00:28:43
Yeah.
Josh:
00:28:44
Yeah.
Josh:
00:28:44
The next step
Josh:
00:28:44
is the
John:
00:28:45
to go.
John:
00:28:45
just going
John:
00:28:46
to go
John:
00:28:46
I'm just going to go in there and pre record something Nazis.
Josh:
00:28:50
just scream it into the microphone at the beginning.
Sean:
00:28:53
just do a, put it in the, uh, what is it?
Sean:
00:28:56
Our disclaimer in the beginning, just a whispered Nazi
Sean:
00:28:58
somewhere that just constantly
Sean:
00:28:59
Nazis Nazis Nazis
Josh:
00:29:01
This podcast talks about Nazis
Sean:
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There it
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is
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and that's how we don't get it monetized on YouTube ever.
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Fantastic.
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All right.
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So the terminology history and approach of cryptozoology go
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through a brief history of this.
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as a field cryptozoology originates from the works of Bernard, a
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Belgian zoologists and Ivan T Sanderson, a Scottish theologists.
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published on the track of unknown animals, which is a land landmark work
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among cryptozoologist that was followed by numerous other similar works.
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Sanderson released a series of books that were pretty similar,
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including the abominable snowman, uh, legend come to life.
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So essentially, they started all that in the 1950s to the
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1960s, and then they termed, the crypto cryptozoologist JE wall.
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Coined the term crypted in 1983 in the summer issue of the international society
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of cryptozoology newsletter essentially Wal said, it suggests that new terms,
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Bitcoin to replace sensational and often misleading terms like monster.
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My suggestion is cryptid meaning a living thing, having the quality of
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being hidden or unknown describing those creatures, which are, or may be
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subjects of cryptozoology investigation.
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All right.
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So,
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When, when was this again?
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Sorry.
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Cryptid that, that newsletter and that term was coined in 1983.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So, well, after I would have expected, I was like, oh, this is like 1,817 hundreds.
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They, they know, like they don't have satellites or anything like that.
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Oh, no, they,
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people as witches back.
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everyone's just a wish back then.
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Yeah,
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yeah.
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Just sounds like white people with too much time on their not going to lie.
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Belgians in a, just a European, I wonder where JE wall is from.
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But, uh, even though he coined the term crypted, he is not popular
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enough to have his own Wikipedia page.
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So that's a socket, Jay.
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So
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ass now.
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Yeah
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I hope he's still alive.
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83 is not that long ago.
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Oh, you guessed though.
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so, while biologists regularly identify new species,
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cryptozoologist often feature on creatures from folklore record.
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Most famously.
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These include the Lochness monster Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, as well as
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other quote in posing beasts that could be labeled as monsters and quote.
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So, and their search for these entities cryptozoologist may employ devices.
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Motion sensitive cameras, night, vision equipment, audio recording,
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and audio recording equipment.
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Um, I noticed on the Reddit, uh, on the cryptozoology sub Reddit,
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a lot of people complained that all videos of cryptids are, uh,
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shot with potatoes or they they're
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they're fucking
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yeah, they're fucking running around or zooming in and out.
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And it's, it's never solid.
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And, uh, in a day of age where everybody has a 4k camera on their phone,
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must, must be
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has ticked doc.
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Everyone has ticked
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tick-tock it's
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how to use a cam camera?
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exactly.
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Uh, are we, are we far away enough from Spider-Man far from home or
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no, no way
home to talk about it.
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to be fair.
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Yes.
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I've
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I've never even watched the first.
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John.
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You're not, you're not ever going to watch So it doesn't fucking matter I
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yeah,
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go
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wicked maniacs, just a quick, maybe three minutes, but maybe even one minute,
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Well, you haven't spoiled it for shots and thoughts yet.
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they won't let me, I just got go-ahead from Josh.
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I don't want to get, I don't want to get counseled for that.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm telling you to skip ahead a few
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skip ahead a couple of minutes.
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If you don't want to hear
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This is going to be very quick at literally seconds,
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but
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in in the movie they fucking, uh, the guys that come from the other
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universes are being found out through tick-tock and social media.
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So day and age where it's so easy to film something on your phone, you would think
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cryptids would be pretty easy to catch.
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Yeah.
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And we have like satellite imagery of the entire earth.
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Like you're, you're telling me they haven't found anything yet.
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to be, to be fair, most fight videos on Worldstar are as the same.
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But also Worldstar was when fucking potatoes were cameras.
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You know what I mean?
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Like world
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He word
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is Worldstar popular.
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Now there's no way it's still
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I don't think
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But, I mean, I guess
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That was 2014, I guess.
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I guess cameras weren't still, I don't know, but,
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they were, they were definitely worse, but.
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yeah, they were definitely worse than now, but we have poor K cameras.
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I mean, maybe the service isn't great where you're finding the
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cryptids, you know what I'm saying?
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But
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that show in your drafts.
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Yeah.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I feel, yeah.
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I feel like it's, you should be able to find a way,
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Yeah, I agree.
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but, uh, back on Wikipedia, while there have been attempts
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to codify crypto zoo zoological approaches, unlike biologists,
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zoologists, botanists, and other academic disciplines, however, quote.
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Botanist's
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are
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botanists botanists.
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There you go.
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I didn't say it.
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Yeah.
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I, I had to do
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I, appreciate it.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Good to know.
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Y'all uh, y'all have a, y'all better have my back.
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You know what I
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Well, I was going to leave it alone, but
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leaves it alone.
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A quote, there are no accepted uniform or successful methods
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for pursuing cryptids and quote.
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Some scholars have identified precursors to modern cryptozoology
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and certain medieval approaches to the folklore record.
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And the psychology behind cryptozoology approach has been
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a subject of academic study.
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Uh, essentially the rest of this is just explaining that a real scientists really
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want nothing to do with cryptozoology.
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Uh, And I think it's the rest of the Wikipedia pages essentially saying, oh,
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it's fun to talk about, but let's, let's not really fucking believe this stuff is,
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fair
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the vibes that Wikipedia is giving.
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Yeah.
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So, that's Wikipedia the Crip to cryptozoology page on Wikipedia.
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That's what I mean, it sounds like we're all on page.
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Nope.
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It sounds like we're all on the same page of this being, uh, just fun stuff,
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but a truly the people that dedicate
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Uh, well, I know John is more into the paranormal and cryptids and stuff.
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What do you,
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what do you think
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Josh and I are just skeptic.
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I believe in that bitch.
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Okay.
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Wholeheartedly.
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There's no
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fallen into that ant hill or whatever
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What's that?
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Yeah.
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Wait, which one?
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The story where I kicked the fucking ad hill and I got haunted pretty much.
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Oh,
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Yeah, dude.
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Like I hope to me there's so much things that can like, can't be
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explained no matter how much technology.
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You're telling me that there might be some creatures in a fucking Mariana
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trench right now that could like literally devour us for all I care.
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Megalodon too,
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Deep, deep sea.
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I'm all about, you know what I'm saying?
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Like that shit could exist.
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Big foot.
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We would've, we would've seen that guy.
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there's like lush forests.
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Like you should know Canada, like north of Canada there, and shit.
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There, there, it's probably a hard to fucking find things.
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There's a lot of bears, which could be confused as something else.
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know, that's what I,
that's what I lean towards.
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I lean towards, uh, you know, a lot of people are dumb.
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You're saying I, as one of them as one of them.
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And, uh, if I saw something into the corner of my eye and I was
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like, I don't know, back in the early 19 hundreds, I'd be like, that
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looked like a, uh, furry person.
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Um,
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I w I will say though, it is interesting that there are big foots
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of all, like in all cultures, everybody kind of has, big foot, but then again,
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bears in every call, like in every like there's Asian bears, you
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know, there's, there's, there's north American bears, you know, there's.
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you have a bears.
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Don't have big feet.
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My guy I'm talking
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Well, I don't know that could have evolved that if something
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else, you know what I mean?
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Like you see a furry thing, maybe you start telling tales and you know,
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bears feet are pretty big too, way.
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Cause like grizzly bears are fucking
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but they're not like they're round and you know,
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they're not like shaped, like a,
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but if you see something in the grass, you're not seeing its
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feet, you're seeing the body, right?
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yeah, it's true.
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Truly.
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I'm still a skeptic, but I'm, I'm trying to open it up for the people that believe,
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know what I say
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I got
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ya
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I'm a believer
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is
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look, I just had, I just had the fucking, uh, called out for thinking the
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Denver airport is the Illuminati Homebase.
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So I'm the last one to judge anybody on believing of cryptids exist or not?
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No.
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And you know what?
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I
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agree
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specifically deep sea ones, just because they're deep sea.
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All I'm saying that there's somewhere out there in the Appalachians
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or whatever it lowers our roams around.
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There's a thick ass king of a, of a cryptid named moth man
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flying around with his big booty.
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bro, we're going to get into this when we get into
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the second half with Reddit.
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But yeah, there's, there's borderline too much mouth man content
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as lust man, Dick king
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I didn't, I typed in, I was trying to find the top post for cryptozoology
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and half of it is fucking mouth man.
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Shit.
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They fucking love mop.
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Yeah.
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I'll, I'll say this though.
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As far as like pseudoscience goes, this is like the most harmless one.
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This is the most fun
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So yeah.
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this is much better than fucking horse medicine and your veins, uh,
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our skull pseudoscience tell how smart or dumb people
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are based on their skills.
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or flat earth side pseudoscience.
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yeah.
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So it is less harmful and it is fun.
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Like it's good stories at the bare minimum, is like, it's fun.
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It's fun to listen to the stories and, and speculate.
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So I'm all in on that part.
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I don't necessarily believe it though.
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Yeah.
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Shout out to a pineapple pizza pod.
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They had a cryptid episode where they talked about something called a not deer.
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And I was fucking dying of laughter.
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Just thinking of this thing.
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Being existence is a deer with human hands, I think.
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oh
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yeah, it has human hands.
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I listened to it when it came out.
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So forgive me if I'm wrong, but do they say human teeth on the nod?
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Dear?
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I didn't it was a cumin, like
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features
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a human like deer essentially.
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And I, I can't get the picture of, uh, uh, just a deal with human hands, dude.
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It's fucking disgusting to think about
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throw
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what.
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was the, what was the Philip, uh, the Philippines, uh, one talked about an ass
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white lady.
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No, no.
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I was thinking about the, the center
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Oh
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Oh,
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yeah.
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the backward center.
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yeah, no motherfuckers are real to shit.
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well, they're going to be hunting me down because I just
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called them backwards center.
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now they gotta be looking in the mirror being like,
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well, I do be faxed though.
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It's fair.
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Yeah.
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I'll rip up.
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I'll rip up clothing to piss them off or whatever it is I had to do.
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Right?
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to wear shirt inside out.
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That's what
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gotta do
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I
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it had to clothing.
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I'll just be ripping clothes.
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They'll be like, well, I don't go.
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Fuck.
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Turn out inside out though.
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It's not the tag.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hell.
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I worked from home.
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Sometimes I wear stuff inside It doesn't matter.
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All right.
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Well, that's it for this half.
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Uh, we'll hit a quick ad break and then we'll be right back and we're back.
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What's up guys.
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We are back with it.
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It's a time to get into the Reddit section of Reddit on Wiki.
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00:41:41
Uh, have I found some quick, um, just quick things I found on
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Reddit, I want to get past these and then I want to play a game.
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00:41:49
So
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00:41:50
Ooh
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00:41:51
through these.
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00:41:52
Yeah, I'm doing a game instead of smut because, uh, you guys,
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00:41:55
uh, the Twitter voters said this mud is not what they're here for.
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00:41:59
So I'll take you out word value until you complain and shout to the rooftops.
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But.
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On the cryptozoology sub Reddit from user raging, ex Marla said,
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uh, they said, I found this in a park, a Walmart parking lot.
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And then it's a, a bumper sticker.
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It says moth man is real.
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And then underneath and tiny text, it says, I know because we made out
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00:42:25
and he is a gentle and caring lover,
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oh my God.
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00:42:29
the
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like a Walmart license plate.
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oh
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00:42:36
If like, if you were to find it anywhere, definitely be there.
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00:42:39
makes sense.
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Makes Okay.
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So this was from, uh, this was the top comment, uh, from hum Bob,
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um, Bob, we kind of similar to what Josh was trying to say last
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Matata.
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Yeah.
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How bimbo way, uh, they posted this Herman reminds me of a
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Bigfoot sign I saw recently.
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And then the sign is.
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In this house we believe big foot is real.
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I am going to kiss him.
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He will be my lover.
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I will be the little spoon, me and Bigfoot.
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00:43:12
We'll fuck.
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And you can't stop us.
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oh my God.
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00:43:16
That is uh, a yard sign, uh, for 39 99.
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I don't know who would buy that.
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I don't know.
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Who's HOA would allow that.
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00:43:28
Uh,
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00:43:30
but this
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is a real product.
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00:43:32
It does exist.
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And, uh, yeah,
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my
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God
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fucking, oh my
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Maybe I'll set it up.
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So my upstairs neighbor can see it.
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There you go.
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Hey kid.
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Look at
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oh God
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don't stop stopping.
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00:43:46
He's crazy.
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00:43:47
your big foot.
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God.
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00:43:51
What is it?
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00:43:51
The
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00:43:52
the, the
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lust.
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00:43:54
Yeah.
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Oh my
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00:43:55
the
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it's, it's kinda giving me like furry vibe.
John:
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I
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00:43:59
going to say
Sean:
00:44:00
Which that would be a fun episode as well.
Sean:
00:44:02
We should, that one would require smart.
Sean:
00:44:04
There would definitely have to be smart for
John:
00:44:06
we need I think we need guest for that and make them
Josh:
00:44:10
A guessed
John:
00:44:11
as
Sean:
00:44:12
WIC Animaniacs if you are a, oh, we want, we want somebody not into it.
Sean:
00:44:16
Okay.
Josh:
00:44:17
me.
Josh:
00:44:18
I'm not into
Sean:
00:44:19
I was about
Sean:
00:44:19
to say, I want somebody who is very aroused,
Josh:
00:44:23
Who too into it.
Sean:
00:44:26
oh my Okay.
Sean:
00:44:27
So shout out to a Reddit user bedroom cassette, um, they, they posted
John:
00:44:34
already.
Sean:
00:44:35
uh, they accepted that they posted sometimes it's the obvious
Sean:
00:44:39
answer to a cryptids identification.
Sean:
00:44:42
And it's an article from Metro lifestyle at reads rescuers learn
Sean:
00:44:47
that the exotic bird they found was actually just a seagull covered.
Sean:
00:44:55
And it's a big seagull best oranges.
Sean:
00:44:58
Fuck.
Sean:
00:44:58
From head to toe claw.
Sean:
00:45:02
I don't know.
Sean:
00:45:04
Talon mats the word.
Josh:
00:45:06
Oh
Sean:
00:45:07
Oh man.
John:
00:45:08
Oh
John:
00:45:09
my
Sean:
00:45:10
then here is a shout out to a Reddit user Seders square pants.
Sean:
00:45:20
Uh, they said the Jersey devil, which originated in the pine Barrens of
Sean:
00:45:27
New Jersey in the early 18th century was originally described as having a
Sean:
00:45:32
horse's head bat wings, cloven hooves, and a serpent's tail regarding the
Sean:
00:45:40
famous Jersey devil sightings of 1909, Loren Coleman and Ivan T Sanderson.
Sean:
00:45:47
Oh, the guy that.
Sean:
00:45:48
Made
Sean:
00:45:49
this
Sean:
00:45:49
shit, uh, offered the explanation that they were part of an elaborate real estate
Sean:
00:45:55
hoax used by developers as a boogeyman figure to frighten residents, into
Sean:
00:46:00
selling their properties at lower prices.
Sean:
00:46:03
AKA cryptid gentrification.
Josh:
00:46:08
Christ.
Sean:
00:46:10
So
Josh:
00:46:10
some fucked up capitalism if I've ever heard,
Sean:
00:46:13
yeah, we were talking about how harmless and fun cryptozoology
Sean:
00:46:16
is, but I guess anything could truly, anything can be used to fearmonger and
Josh:
00:46:21
Yeah.
Josh:
00:46:22
Also, also, I just had like a, I had like a, you know, when you realize
Josh:
00:46:29
something and you're so dumb, you've just made a connection to something.
Josh:
00:46:31
I just realized why they're called the New Jersey devil hockey like,
Sean:
00:46:35
Oh
Josh:
00:46:36
oh fuck.
Sean:
00:46:38
didn't know that
until I read this too.
Sean:
00:46:40
And I was like, oh,
Josh:
00:46:42
soon as you're reading it, I was like, oh fuck.
Josh:
00:46:44
Yeah, that just makes sense.
Josh:
00:46:45
I dunno why I never thought about it.
Sean:
00:46:48
That is pretty cool that they have a straight up hockey
Sean:
00:46:51
team named after a cryptid.
Josh:
00:46:53
Yeah.
Sean:
00:46:54
And this is coming from a guy whose football team is just the Texans,
John:
00:46:58
Yeah.
John:
00:46:59
That's the most
Sean:
00:46:59
the fucking worst football we had.
Sean:
00:47:03
I think the options were like Apollos for a bunch of space themed things,
Sean:
00:47:09
Toros, Apollos, um, cooler shit.
Sean:
00:47:13
And then they voted Texans.
Josh:
00:47:16
you want to talk about dumb sports teams names.
Josh:
00:47:20
So we have, well, we have the Montreal Canadians, so that's, you know,
Sean:
00:47:24
Oh, wait, we're on the same vibes then.
Josh:
00:47:25
same vibe for that.
Josh:
00:47:26
But the Toronto maple Leafs, uh, the maple leaf is not a scary symbol.
Sean:
00:47:35
Yeah, it is an iconic logo though.
Sean:
00:47:38
I can't shit on them too much because the logo is iconic, but
Josh:
00:47:43
But that's just, cause they're like really popular.
Josh:
00:47:45
necessarily the logo, you know what I
Sean:
00:47:47
yeah.
John:
00:47:47
is
John:
00:47:47
why is there a color blue though?
John:
00:47:49
Like that doesn't
Josh:
00:47:51
Yeah that's it
John:
00:47:53
yeah, doesn't make it so Canadian ish.
Josh:
00:47:56
yeah, I don't actually know why, but Toronto is like you think, I think blue
Josh:
00:48:00
when I think Toronto, for some reason, but
Josh:
00:48:02
most the
Josh:
00:48:04
blue
John:
00:48:04
That makes sense.
John:
00:48:05
Cause it's
Josh:
00:48:05
the Toronto Argonauts are, which is our CFL team
Sean:
00:48:08
oh yeah.
Sean:
00:48:08
Argonauts, they look like the Oilers, I think.
Josh:
00:48:12
uh, the oil, like
Sean:
00:48:14
there's the, the, oh, the Houston Oilers was our former
Josh:
00:48:18
Oh, okay.
Josh:
00:48:19
It's like there's, the Oilers hockey team.
Sean:
00:48:23
Yeah.
Sean:
00:48:23
I should do a whole episode on the fucking Oilers Tennessee times.
Sean:
00:48:27
They, they took the franchise to Tennessee and hanging in their stadium is a bunch
Sean:
00:48:33
of banners for players that never played in Tennessee played for the Titans.
Sean:
00:48:38
It's of Houston hanging in Tennessee some bullshit, bro.
Josh:
00:48:45
That would affect jets, did that.
Josh:
00:48:46
Cause they, they moved, uh, to, I think they became the Atlanta Thrashers
Josh:
00:48:51
who then became, uh, Calgary flames.
Josh:
00:48:54
Maybe.
Josh:
00:48:55
I don't know who the anyway, but then the, then Winnipeg came from another
Josh:
00:48:58
team and then they they're just like that, that our franchise that
Josh:
00:49:02
has nothing to do with us anymore.
Josh:
00:49:03
That's the same word, the same.
Sean:
00:49:05
Yeah, it's some
Josh:
00:49:07
It's no, you're not fuckers.
Sean:
00:49:11
Awful.
Sean:
00:49:11
I fucking
Sean:
00:49:12
the
Josh:
00:49:12
got way off topic.
Sean:
00:49:15
Uh, I found a quick, uh, reference for, um, north American crypted.
Sean:
00:49:22
So we're talking all three countries.
Sean:
00:49:25
Uh, we got, uh, we'll start from south to not, yeah, south to north.
Sean:
00:49:31
You guys, let me know if you guys have heard of these.
Sean:
00:49:34
All right.
Sean:
00:49:34
So we got the Chupacabra classic, you know,
Josh:
00:49:38
Yeah.
Sean:
00:49:38
one
Sean:
00:49:38
uh, the swamp.
Sean:
00:49:41
Uh, the lake worth monster, the skin Walker,
John:
00:49:48
Y no
Josh:
00:49:49
one
Sean:
00:49:50
Oklahoma octopus,
John:
00:49:52
Yes,
Sean:
00:49:54
the Margolin monster.
Sean:
00:49:58
Uh, you got a bunch of lake monsters here.
Sean:
00:50:01
We got some, we got Tessie, we got bear lake monster.
Sean:
00:50:04
We got Sharley.
Sean:
00:50:06
We got champ.
Sean:
00:50:08
Uh, some of the, uh, we got the Thunderbird.
Sean:
00:50:11
We have the Shunka we're rockin, the bat squash.
Sean:
00:50:16
That sounds crazy.
Josh:
00:50:18
that sounds
Sean:
00:50:19
Uh, right next to the Sasquatch, uh, make sense.
Sean:
00:50:23
Uh, we have the beast of Bray road, the Ozark Howler, the
Sean:
00:50:27
Pope lick monster moth, man.
Sean:
00:50:30
Everyone's from.
Josh:
00:50:31
lik
John:
00:50:33
yeah
Sean:
00:50:33
Uh,
Josh:
00:50:34
did you say Pope
Sean:
00:50:35
I did say Pope lick monster.
Sean:
00:50:36
That is very problematic sounding and, uh,
Josh:
00:50:41
Going to jail.
Sean:
00:50:43
Matt, great name for that one.
Sean:
00:50:45
Uh, right next to the Jersey devil.
Sean:
00:50:48
Uh, of course you got frogman, you
John:
00:50:51
Nice.
Sean:
00:50:53
Dover, you got the Dover demon.
Sean:
00:50:56
And then, uh, in Canada we got more lake monsters.
Sean:
00:51:01
Uh, oh, woops, Alaska lake monster.
Sean:
00:51:04
We have the illegal Iliana lake monster in Alaska.
Sean:
00:51:09
That's the last American one.
Sean:
00:51:11
Well, let's jump into Canada.
Sean:
00:51:12
We got uh,
Sean:
00:51:17
the
Sean:
00:51:17
you know, uh, uh, go Pogo.
Josh:
00:51:20
Yeah, that's a that's in British Columbia.
Sean:
00:51:22
Wow, nice.
Sean:
00:51:23
Uh, total lake monster.
Sean:
00:51:24
I imagine by.
Josh:
00:51:26
don't
Josh:
00:51:27
what that is.
Sean:
00:51:27
No.
Sean:
00:51:28
Uh, I don't know.
Josh:
00:51:31
I'll look it
Sean:
00:51:32
to be honest, I do not know the province is of Canada and I apologize.
Sean:
00:51:36
I, but to be fair, I don't even know, uh, all the, I know the states, but if
Sean:
00:51:42
I point at fucking, uh, I don't
fucking know, uh, I where's Carolina, where's
Sean:
00:51:49
north and South You know what I'm saying?
Sean:
00:51:52
It's a,
Josh:
00:51:53
probably beside
Sean:
00:51:53
know Montana, all those square shaped ones.
Sean:
00:51:56
They're all the same to me.
Sean:
00:51:57
I don't fucking know
Josh:
00:51:58
So, so that's, uh, the, the turtle lakes in Saskatchewan, which is the
Josh:
00:52:02
worst province, because it just looks like they drew it in its straight lines.
Sean:
00:52:05
is straight lines.
Sean:
00:52:06
That is fucking that's Montana of, uh, of
Josh:
00:52:10
Of Canada.
John:
00:52:12
quote
Sean:
00:52:13
they got, they got the manna Pogo, which I guess is a cousin of the Ogopogo.
Josh:
00:52:18
Oh,
Sean:
00:52:19
Um, and then they add some other kinds of monsters that aren't
Sean:
00:52:21
oh, wait, I forgot this one, the memory, another lake monster.
Sean:
00:52:26
Uh, now we're getting outside of the lake, some land monsters for Canada.
Sean:
00:52:30
We got the AdLit.
Sean:
00:52:32
We got that.
Sean:
00:52:32
Well, Heela and we got the Wendigo.
Sean:
00:52:35
heard of
Josh:
00:52:36
to go.
Josh:
00:52:36
I've
John:
00:52:36
you
Josh:
00:52:37
Yeah.
Sean:
00:52:38
Alright.
Sean:
00:52:38
And then quick, very quick through the world.
Sean:
00:52:43
Cryptids all right.
Sean:
00:52:44
We have, oh, does it say where it's from or these places?
Sean:
00:52:51
I guess, uh, we have alien gray from Zetta red to Cooley.
Sean:
00:52:57
We have the bat Squatch from Washington.
Sean:
00:52:59
We have Tupa from central south and north America.
Sean:
00:53:03
We got the death rooms in Mongolia, that Enfield monster.
Sean:
00:53:07
Ooh, shout out to, uh weird distractions podcasts.
Sean:
00:53:11
And they talked about the Enfield monster recent.
Josh:
00:53:13
Yup.
Sean:
00:53:14
Uh, that's an Illinois.
Sean:
00:53:15
Uh, they got the flatwood monsters in West Virginia.
Sean:
00:53:18
A lot of these are American.
Sean:
00:53:20
I thought this was a world one, uh, glob stir worldwide, a hell hound worldwide.
Sean:
00:53:29
Uh,
Josh:
00:53:29
of how hands though?
Josh:
00:53:30
Isn't that Greek pathology though?
Sean:
00:53:32
sounds like
Sean:
00:53:33
would be
Sean:
00:53:34
Yeah, like
Sean:
00:53:35
servers,
Josh:
00:53:37
I
Sean:
00:53:37
uh, in South Africa, they have something called that in con Yamba
Sean:
00:53:43
or in Kenya combo, uh, Jersey devil from New Jersey, of course, Messi
Sean:
00:53:49
from Scott or Nessie from Scotland.
Josh:
00:53:51
Oh, it's like Lionel Messi.
Sean:
00:53:53
I know messy, uh, math man.
Sean:
00:53:56
We can't speak enough about math man.
Sean:
00:53:58
Frogman.
Sean:
00:53:59
You'll have to see that.
John:
00:54:00
riveting.
Sean:
00:54:01
Uh, the cracking from Greenland
John:
00:54:04
good games
Josh:
00:54:05
that the Seattle
cracking.
Sean:
00:54:07
oh, that that logo is fucking bad ass.
Sean:
00:54:10
I love the
Josh:
00:54:11
their colors are nice, too.
Sean:
00:54:12
The colors are nice too.
Sean:
00:54:14
Uh, you got the APOE go.
Sean:
00:54:16
We've talked about that.
Sean:
00:54:17
The Pope lick monster made it on the world list.
Sean:
00:54:20
in Khan, Kentucky Queensland tiger from Australia.
Sean:
00:54:25
Uh, you have reptilians alpha
John:
00:54:31
I'm
Sean:
00:54:31
no location.
Sean:
00:54:32
Yeah, the fucking I'm aware.
Sean:
00:54:33
Jesus Christ.
Sean:
00:54:36
Sasquatch north America, the wind Dego north America, the CC Z U uh, China,
Sean:
00:54:44
the Thunderbird America, the UMD
Josh:
00:54:49
sound
John:
00:54:50
Yeah.
Sean:
00:54:50
Thunderbird
John:
00:54:51
Pontiac Thunderbird.
Josh:
00:54:53
freedom.
Sean:
00:54:54
you got
Sean:
00:54:56
from the Himalayas.
Sean:
00:54:57
You got the.
Sean:
00:54:59
Super Uh, the Atlantic ocean, you got something called as this text.
Sean:
00:55:05
This font was a bad font.
Sean:
00:55:07
Uh, not going to lie.
Sean:
00:55:09
It's very hard to read this.
Sean:
00:55:10
So apologies if I've mispronounced any of these.
Sean:
00:55:13
Uh, I take no blame.
Sean:
00:55:14
I blame this person.
Sean:
00:55:16
Um, this is, uh, the Zara tan, uh, and then the from South Africa
John:
00:55:23
Yeah
Sean:
00:55:24
and then the, from some the Soviet union, which is not a thing anymore.
Sean:
00:55:30
The
Josh:
00:55:31
Yeah, they're building a
Sean:
00:55:32
now they're building it back.
Sean:
00:55:33
They're trying
John:
00:55:34
Steve Rogers sent Steve Rogers back, please.
Josh:
00:55:38
We need them.
Sean:
00:55:40
Volvo Ron nets giant.
Sean:
00:55:43
Okay.
Sean:
00:55:44
And that was from a Reddit user.
Sean:
00:55:47
I don't know if they made this artwork, but they're the ones who posted it.
Sean:
00:55:50
So the other ones getting.
Sean:
00:55:52
Uh, altruism seven, shout out to you who, if you design this while the font
Sean:
00:55:57
is pretty, it is very hard to read.
John:
00:56:00
Very altruistic of you to do that.
Sean:
00:56:03
Boom.
Josh:
00:56:04
Nice
John:
00:56:05
just making a pun.
John:
00:56:06
I'm just telling them that you look did work.
Sean:
00:56:10
Okay.
Sean:
00:56:10
So that's everything from Reddit.
Sean:
00:56:13
Uh, I'm going to try and do this.
Sean:
00:56:15
It's called the Wiki speed run.
Sean:
00:56:17
I told the guys about it earlier and shout out to, uh, Ryan from my
Sean:
00:56:22
other podcast shots and thoughts.
Sean:
00:56:24
He sent it to me and said, y'all should do this.
Sean:
00:56:26
So Ryan, if you're listening, which I doubt because you don't
Sean:
00:56:30
listen to her own show, if
Sean:
00:56:31
are
Sean:
00:56:32
we're doing it, my guy who just fucking do.
Sean:
00:56:35
Uh, so what I'm going to do is, uh, you guys will pick your favorite crypted
Sean:
00:56:41
over the ones we've listed, and then I'm going to get a random brand generator.
Sean:
00:56:46
So a brand name, anything.
Sean:
00:56:48
And then, uh, you guys will try and go from the Wikipedia of the cryptid to
Sean:
00:56:54
the Wikipedia page of the brand name.
John:
00:56:57
Oh my God.
Josh:
00:56:59
you to go one at a time so we read out what
Sean:
00:57:01
one at a time.
Sean:
00:57:02
So you can read out your technique and what you're trying
Sean:
00:57:04
do here, uh, for the YouTubers.
Sean:
00:57:07
Uh, we can, we can fucking share screen on this.
Sean:
00:57:10
Whoever's going first, but John or Josh, uh, who wants to go first?
John:
00:57:16
I don't even know what the fuck is happening, but let's do it.
Sean:
00:57:20
Oh yeah.
Sean:
00:57:20
So Josh kinda knows.
John:
00:57:23
So Josh, we'll go first.
Sean:
00:57:24
So you can go ahead and go.
Josh:
00:57:26
Okay.
Josh:
00:57:27
Uh, I will share my screen and I chose the Ogopogo, you know, got to go
Sean:
00:57:34
Gotta represent.
Josh:
00:57:36
Canada.
Josh:
00:57:37
Drake would be proud.
Sean:
00:57:39
So, uh, I pulled up the random brand generator here and we're going
Sean:
00:57:44
to go from the APOE go to generate.
Josh:
00:57:51
Have we explained the rules?
Josh:
00:57:53
Do you to,
Sean:
00:57:54
yeah.
Josh:
00:57:55
no, you go ahead.
Josh:
00:57:56
You're the
Sean:
00:57:56
I'll explain.
Sean:
00:57:58
So what we're doing here is, uh, on Wikipedia, we maniacs.
Sean:
00:58:01
If you've never learned it, there's a, when you're on a Wikipedia page, there
Sean:
00:58:06
will be, um, I guess hot, there will be hot links to other Wikipedia pages.
Sean:
00:58:13
So we're trying to go from one Wikipedia page and click on words on each page.
Sean:
00:58:19
That will take us to the word we want to get to.
Sean:
00:58:22
Does that make sense?
Sean:
00:58:23
Is that a, is that a suffice description of what's happening, Josh?
Josh:
00:58:28
Yeah, I think so.
Sean:
00:58:29
Okay
Sean:
00:58:32
All right.
Sean:
00:58:32
So, uh, for people viewing on YouTube, I don't know when we're putting these on
Sean:
00:58:37
YouTube, but we have the capabilities now.
Sean:
00:58:39
Uh, if you're gonna, uh, Josh's sharing a screen, but for the podcast
Sean:
00:58:44
listeners, which is most of our Wikimedia ex Josh will explain what
Sean:
00:58:48
he's trying to do as he does it.
Sean:
00:58:51
So he's gonna go from the Wikipedia page of a Pogo and try to see how
Sean:
00:58:56
long it'll take him to get to the Wikipedia page Wikipedia page for a hug
Sean:
00:59:05
as an
Sean:
00:59:05
ugly boots.
Sean:
00:59:07
That's what was auto-generated
Josh:
00:59:09
okay.
Josh:
00:59:10
That is difficult, I think.
Sean:
00:59:13
I
Josh:
00:59:14
All right.
Josh:
00:59:15
All right.
Sean:
00:59:16
take it away, Josh.
Sean:
00:59:17
The time now.
Josh:
00:59:20
on Ogopogo.
Josh:
00:59:21
Let's look, uh,
John:
00:59:24
I
Josh:
00:59:24
man.
Josh:
00:59:25
Um, let's go.
Josh:
00:59:29
Jesus.
Josh:
00:59:30
Uh, we got, we got Canada here one day.
Josh:
00:59:37
Uh, yeah, let's go.
Josh:
00:59:38
Let's go Canada.
Josh:
00:59:39
Let's see if we can't narrow it down.
Josh:
00:59:42
There's going to lot here.
Josh:
00:59:43
Uh, north America, United States.
Sean:
00:59:47
Yeah, maybe we go United States.
Josh:
00:59:50
Uh, God damn
Sean:
00:59:53
This is a on Tik TOK while Josh is looking on Tik TOK.
Sean:
00:59:57
This man does, uh, I think I forget what words he did.
Sean:
01:00:01
Uh, but he did this game and it took him 30 seconds to
Sean:
01:00:05
fucking speed run through this.
Sean:
01:00:07
Uh, I imagine it's gonna take us much, much
John:
01:00:10
30 minutes
Josh:
01:00:11
so much
Josh:
01:00:12
longer.
Sean:
01:00:13
this is, this is this man's Tik TOK content.
Sean:
01:00:15
So he's lots of practice.
Sean:
01:00:17
This is our first time going into.
Josh:
01:00:20
Do you think first nations would lead me to Uggs?
Josh:
01:00:23
Like of like moccasins.
Sean:
01:00:25
So hint and boots are an American brand and they are kind of like moccasins.
Sean:
01:00:30
You could go boots.
Sean:
01:00:31
You can
Josh:
01:00:31
Yeah, I'm going to go boots.
Josh:
01:00:32
I'm gonna go first nations.
Josh:
01:00:34
Uh, see if we can can't find moccasins.
Josh:
01:00:36
Can I control F
Sean:
01:00:37
Yeah, you can control.
Sean:
01:00:38
If there's the only rule is you have to click from page to page.
Josh:
01:00:41
moccasins?
Josh:
01:00:43
Okay.
Josh:
01:00:43
We're on a roll
Sean:
01:00:44
We're Here we go.
Sean:
01:00:45
Moccasins.
Sean:
01:00:46
There we
Josh:
01:00:46
deer skin.
Josh:
01:00:47
Uh, can we see sheer leather?
Josh:
01:00:53
Okay.
Josh:
01:00:54
That's not what we want.
Josh:
01:00:55
Oh, buck at box work boot, maybe work boot
Sean:
01:00:59
I work boot would be good.
Josh:
01:01:01
combat boot, footwear
Sean:
01:01:03
Maybe you can go from like leisure.
Sean:
01:01:05
Oh, fashion.
Sean:
01:01:05
There you
Josh:
01:01:06
Oh, but I think footwear is probably the
Sean:
01:01:08
Well, where's good.
Sean:
01:01:11
All right.
Sean:
01:01:12
So we're on the Wikipedia page for footwear.
Sean:
01:01:15
That is an erotic photo of, uh, some socks, strange
Josh:
01:01:19
feet
Josh:
01:01:19
here?
Sean:
01:01:20
So I don't know why there's a foot pick on that Wikipedia page.
John:
01:01:23
Maybe you'd go to boots.
Josh:
01:01:26
W, uh,
Sean:
01:01:28
was at the Wikipedia page for boots.
John:
01:01:31
No, there's there's like
Sean:
01:01:32
Oh no, you're at
John:
01:01:32
of boots
Sean:
01:01:33
Oh yeah.
Sean:
01:01:34
Go.
Sean:
01:01:36
Oh, there we go.
Sean:
01:01:36
Boots
Sean:
01:01:37
as their
Josh:
01:01:38
boots?
Josh:
01:01:39
There's just boots.
Sean:
01:01:40
Nice.
Josh:
01:01:42
No, I feel I was just here.
Sean:
01:01:43
Yeah.
Sean:
01:01:43
I feel like you were at the boot page fashion fetish use.
Sean:
01:01:48
Oh my God.
Josh:
01:01:50
Is there a fetishy
Sean:
01:01:52
Am I reading that correctly?
Sean:
01:01:53
It looks like it says Spanish cheese
Josh:
01:01:55
writing
Josh:
01:01:56
raps.
Josh:
01:01:57
Wanders Gore-Tex uh,
Sean:
01:02:00
fashion and fed you.
Sean:
01:02:02
Am I making things up?
Josh:
01:02:04
boot fetishism.
Josh:
01:02:05
Yep.
Sean:
01:02:05
Yeah, there it
Josh:
01:02:06
uh, didn't know we were going smut here, Sean.
Sean:
01:02:09
I It finds its way to me, unfortunately.
Josh:
01:02:13
what are, what are gumboots?
Josh:
01:02:15
Oh, that.
Sean:
01:02:17
what?
Sean:
01:02:17
I mean, it helps the, it doesn't help that we are not fashionable enough hurt.
Sean:
01:02:21
No Uggs are not fashionable enough for us to know
John:
01:02:24
what they're called
Sean:
01:02:26
Yeah.
Sean:
01:02:27
Alex are definitely boots.
Sean:
01:02:28
They're ugly.
Sean:
01:02:29
Um,
John:
01:02:30
only Tom Brady.
John:
01:02:32
The only male that could pull that off.
Sean:
01:02:33
no, not even Tom Brady
John:
01:02:35
Hey man, Tom Brady could pull
Josh:
01:02:36
Um, maybe we can get the fashion.
Josh:
01:02:38
I don't know.
Josh:
01:02:38
I, not, I'm at a loss.
Josh:
01:02:40
I'm at a loss with the boots
Sean:
01:02:42
we might, we might be taking an L on this one off the bat.
Josh:
01:02:45
I might have to.
Josh:
01:02:46
Yeah.
Sean:
01:02:49
All right.
Sean:
01:02:50
We're in fashion.
Josh:
01:02:52
just, I'm just not seeing a way how to get to
John:
01:02:55
that's hard.
Sean:
01:02:56
how to get to brand, you know what we got from Ogopogo to boots.
Sean:
01:03:01
So I feel like that's that's pretty fucking that's in, but we're in,
Sean:
01:03:05
we're in the, we're in the ballpark.
Sean:
01:03:06
I I'm taking that as.
John:
01:03:08
you're going to you're doing way better than I possibly could,
Sean:
01:03:13
say, boots is good.
Sean:
01:03:14
Boots is good.
Sean:
01:03:14
You got the boots fashion footwear.
Sean:
01:03:17
We got the weird erotic sock photo.
Sean:
01:03:19
I think we did it.
Josh:
01:03:21
I don't, I don't feel like I won, but we'll, we'll go.
Josh:
01:03:25
Uh,
Josh:
01:03:26
all
Sean:
01:03:26
just, I'm just saying you're going to win because I feel like that's closer
Sean:
01:03:29
than what we're going to get with John.
John:
01:03:31
Oh my
Josh:
01:03:32
Well, it depends if he gets like Coca-Cola I feel
John:
01:03:35
I mean, I'm not, I don't even know what the hell I'm doing,
John:
01:03:37
so, uh, we'll figure it
out.
John:
01:03:39
So I'm sharing my screen.
Sean:
01:03:41
Yeah, Which a cryptid are you going to go with my guy
John:
01:03:45
Uh, let's do oh shit.
John:
01:03:48
Let's do, um, can you see it?
Sean:
01:03:52
you're doing everyone's favorite math man, or do
Sean:
01:03:53
you have your own personal.
John:
01:03:55
Yeah.
John:
01:03:55
Let's, let's go moth man.
Josh:
01:03:57
Nice.
Sean:
01:03:58
All right.
Sean:
01:03:58
We're going to the Wikipedia page of math, man.
Sean:
01:04:02
All right.
Sean:
01:04:02
Your word generate Ben and Jerry's
John:
01:04:08
Jerry's.
John:
01:04:09
my God.
John:
01:04:10
So let's go to,
Sean:
01:04:12
are both American.
Sean:
01:04:13
I feel like that'll be at least a little easier to get to.
John:
01:04:16
let me go to United States if they have it.
Josh:
01:04:23
I would imagine it'd be here.
Sean:
01:04:24
You gotta
John:
01:04:25
It's not clickable thing though.
John:
01:04:27
Uh,
Josh:
01:04:28
That one might
Sean:
01:04:29
hit, West Virginia, and then you can get to America
John:
01:04:31
sure.
John:
01:04:32
Let's hit West Virginia, but really trying to go to you.
John:
01:04:34
Can't really pick it.
Josh:
01:04:37
junior.
Sean:
01:04:38
Here we go.
John:
01:04:40
Uh, yeah.
John:
01:04:41
I, no idea what I'm doing.
John:
01:04:43
So
Sean:
01:04:44
it
Sean:
01:04:45
just clicking from leak
Sean:
01:04:48
There's got to be it's
Josh:
01:04:50
Yeah
Josh:
01:04:50
is there not a clickable link for
John:
01:04:54
Uh,
Josh:
01:04:55
United States?
John:
01:04:56
There's none for ice cream.
John:
01:04:58
I was trying to look it
Sean:
01:04:59
My man is just trying to cheat grind right
John:
01:05:03
yeah.
John:
01:05:04
So
Josh:
01:05:07
Can you really not find United
John:
01:05:08
doesn't like it doesn't let you
Sean:
01:05:11
Click on it.
John:
01:05:12
No,
Josh:
01:05:12
like, could you, is there there's mountain states?
John:
01:05:17
Uh, let's go with, um, oh, there you go.
John:
01:05:21
Let's go with United
Josh:
01:05:22
you go.
Sean:
01:05:23
Yeah.
Sean:
01:05:23
Where were you
John:
01:05:25
couldn't
John:
01:05:25
find it.
John:
01:05:26
So
Josh:
01:05:28
Uh
Sean:
01:05:28
has been in and that's uh,
John:
01:05:32
I have no idea.
Sean:
01:05:33
that's it.
Sean:
01:05:34
That's the where?
Sean:
01:05:35
Uh,
John:
01:05:35
So for food, ice cream.
Sean:
01:05:37
Oh, here go.
Sean:
01:05:38
Food.
Sean:
01:05:38
There we
Josh:
01:05:39
Oh, there you go.
Josh:
01:05:39
You're
Sean:
01:05:40
we go.
Sean:
01:05:40
fucking in there
John:
01:05:41
Where's
Josh:
01:05:42
Control control.
Josh:
01:05:43
been
John:
01:05:44
Ben.
John:
01:05:45
There's no bed in Jerry.
John:
01:05:47
There
Sean:
01:05:49
Oh
Josh:
01:05:50
There it
John:
01:05:50
go.
Sean:
01:05:51
Ben Jerry's baby.
Sean:
01:05:53
We did it.
John:
01:05:55
yeah.
Sean:
01:05:56
That's a Deb.
Sean:
01:05:57
That's
Sean:
01:05:57
fucking Deb
John:
01:05:58
let's get it
Sean:
01:06:00
to
Sean:
01:06:00
see
Josh:
01:06:01
quick to
Sean:
01:06:02
was quick.
Sean:
01:06:02
That
John:
01:06:02
That it wasn't 30 seconds, but if I found a U S much faster, I
John:
01:06:06
probably would've gotten it faster.
Sean:
01:06:08
Oh man.
Sean:
01:06:09
All right.
Sean:
01:06:10
Well that's, uh, that replaced the smart for me until further smell will
Sean:
01:06:15
be very, unless, unless you guys tell me otherwise, I know, I know, uh, one
Sean:
01:06:20
of our patrons Gabby was into the smart, so I don't want to completely shut out
Sean:
01:06:25
smart, you know, cause patron, you know, that's, uh, you really proven how big of
Sean:
01:06:30
a wicked maniac you are by being a patron.
Sean:
01:06:33
So, uh, yeah, I mean, I'm going to do smart, just, uh, not every episode.
Sean:
01:06:37
It was really taken a lot out of my soul.
Sean:
01:06:39
So
John:
01:06:40
Was it cause he was taking a lot from us too.
Josh:
01:06:43
I was going to say.
Sean:
01:06:46
As much as I enjoyed the embarrassment of you guys,
Sean:
01:06:48
whenever I was a part of it, I was like, yeah, this is bad.
Sean:
01:06:51
I don't like saying, I don't really like saying all these words.
Josh:
01:06:56
That's
Josh:
01:06:56
fair
Sean:
01:06:57
Oh God.
Sean:
01:06:58
I'm but yeah, that's it for this week's episode, a little inside joke is that
Sean:
01:07:03
before every episode I say, I think this is going to be a short one and
Sean:
01:07:07
here we are hour over an hour into this.
Sean:
01:07:10
Uh, yeah.
Sean:
01:07:11
So, uh, that's it for this week.
Sean:
01:07:14
We'll see you guys next week and, uh, yeah, shout out to, uh, all of our
Sean:
01:07:20
family on the cultivated podcast network.
Sean:
01:07:22
Make sure to listen to their shows.
Sean:
01:07:24
Uh, if you need any information on that, you can follow us at
Sean:
01:07:28
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Sean:
01:07:35
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Sean:
01:07:37
The letter eight, you know, the vibes peace out later.
Josh:
01:07:42
C
Sean:
01:07:43
Oh, I forgot about this.