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This is a headgum podcast.
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Want to watch this episode, check it out on our
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picky teens, your sleep light rise early mom, I know that,
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exactly what you're booking for.
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Mitch, you and I travel a lot together. It's true touring,
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and we found that we have some particular needs for
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ourselves and for our staff, who makes the show possible.
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That's right.
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What we're always looking for is a big kitchen. We're
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always looking for places where you can prepare food at
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the place. We always want nice bathroom.
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We want big old bathrooms, and.
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We want a nice TV so we can watch evening movies.
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And if we can find our perfect stay on booking
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or in the app. Do it, hey, buddy.
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This intro was originally used on our June twenty first,
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twenty eighteen episode about this week's chain. Now I reread
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it as I do when we repeat restaurants, and I
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liked it, so I'm just using it again with a
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few edits for brevity. I've never done this before, and
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if you don't like it, I know you'll let me
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hear it anyway to the prompter. America's mayor. This was
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the honorific bestowed upon Rudy Giuliani in the aftermath of
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the September eleventh attacks. As Americans were desperate for leadership
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and hope after the tragedy, Juliani became a symbol of
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national resolve. But over the years, criticism began to surface
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regarding the mayor's decision making in the run up and
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aftermath of nine to eleven. Prior to the attacks, Giuliani
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overrode concerns from advisers and relocated the city's Office of
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Emergency headquarters to the World Trade Center itself. As the
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nine to eleven Commission report noted, this was a costly mistake,
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given that the terrorist attacks knocked out radio communications, likely
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resulting in many of the three hundred forty three firefighters
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who perished in the towers never having received the order
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to evacuate, and after the attacks, Giuliani reopened Ground Zero
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prematurely and blocked in order by the EPA that cleanup
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workers wear respirators, despite a report by the US Geological
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Survey that the air was loaded with asbestos and had
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the toxicity of an inhaling drain cleaner. The nine to
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eleven first responders illness that sickened and killed hundreds of
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emergency workers was at minimum exacerbated by the mayor's negligence.
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In July two thousand and seven, the nation's largest firefighters
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union released a thirteen minute attack ad titled Rudy Giuliani
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Urban Legend. The incendiary spot contrasted Giuliani's opportunistic invocation of
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the attacks to raise his political profile with his demonstrated
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failure to protect firefighters as mayor. As retired firefighter Jim
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Riches himself, the father of a September eleventh victim observed
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in the video quote he's running on nine to eleven
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and it's all a fallacy end quote. But back in
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nineteen ninety four, the first year of Giuliani's first mayoral term,
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years before the Twin Tower attacks forever altered his in
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the nation's trajectories, two firefighter brothers, Robin and Chris Sorenson,
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collaborate on a new sandwich shop in Jacksonville, Florida. As
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the sub siblings meat loaded, firefighter themeed sandwiches attracted a
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devoted fan base. The company began
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franchising in Earnest in
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nineteen ninety nine and grew rapidly nationwide over the course
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of the yachts. Today, the Sorenson Brothers chain has over
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one thousand locations across North American and Puerto Rico, and
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it pays tribute to its firefighter lineage by donating a
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portion of its proceeds to charities benefiting America's bravest and
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also today, Rudy Giuliani's already tarnished reputation is in tatters,
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and the nine to eleven candidate who mismanaged nine to
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eleven has been reduced to a flavor ghoul. The disbarred
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TV lawyer for a reality star president universally reviled by
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the city he once led as the myth of America's mayor,
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has gone up in smoke. This week on dough Boys,
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we return to Firehouse Subs. Welcome to dough Boys, the
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podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Tiger Wiger, along with
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my co host Grogu. If he was human, the spoonman
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Mike Mitchell.
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It's just because I went off on grog It's.
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Because you insulted Grogu. I love the show.
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A fifty year old baby? Is that?
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Like?
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What is that?
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What the deal is that?
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May?
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I think that's what It's partly what you're saying.
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I just don't see how I'm like Grogo. Obviously they're
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gonna say, like a baby dick or something. Yeah, you
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got a small dick like Grogu, You're kind of has
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a small dick. You could you could have a hangar. Yeah, yeah,
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it's dong on Grogu. No one talks about that.
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Whatever he's got, it's bigger than Mitches. We can safely
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assume love the show. I don't know if I've ever
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agreed with a single thing Mitch Is said about star wars,
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but love that he keeps it real peace sign hashtag
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no stew no streams, so some solidarity met Alfredo Solis
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Fuentes at Alfredo film geek a roast birdfuck dot com.
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How about that? Yeah, how about that? We I still
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have got a food name too, Alfredo.
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This episode is coming out after Mandalorian has released It's
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not out yet as of this recording, and Grogu has released.
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I've not seen it, but I've got heard some early
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takes that it's not a good film.
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We'll see.
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I'll see it at some point. I'll have my own assessment.
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Do you think he speaks in this one? The Grogo says,
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first word?
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That's interesting, that would be that would be a nice
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like mid credit scene or something like that.
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Yeah, what do you think is first?
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Yeah? Yeah, what do you think is first word?
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Will?
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Maybe mama? Mama? That's so sad.
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I think he looks under his robe and as.
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Bigger than Mitch's. So I'm in this world. Yeah, you're existing. Uh,
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Him saying mama is sad because we've never we've never
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established his mom. So now here was this fift year
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old baby? Well we got a sequel.
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Yeah, Oh so.
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We don't know his dad. I guess the Mandalorians is
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filling dad. Mandalorians says that, hey, he's not the stepfather's
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father's stepped up chosen family. That's true, that's.
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Fair, Mitchell. We have some news. We have some breaking shoes,
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we have some breaking chees.
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Here miss my guy doing.
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I'm doing okay.
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Thank you for asking. Hanging in there. Yeah, you know,
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we've had some busy weeks, but we know how to guy.
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What power?
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I'm your guy, Guy, I like it.
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You're my guy. We got a couple of busy weeks.
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I'm way more uh uh. During those busy weeks, I
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didn't feel groggy at all. Today I got the brain
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fog going pretty bad.
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It's a weird thing of like I actually I usually
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don't have any energy, but today I've been.
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I've been.
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I forced myself to go to the gym before one,
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and I actually have more energy as a result. It's
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a weird
thing of like, you know, sleep, sleeping more
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makes you sleepier, and are sleeping too much makes you
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sleepier and not exercising makes you less energenic.
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Only two episodes this week, six last week.
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It's a lot of episodes, too many some might say
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quality may have suffered listeners here.
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Also, you guys roll the dice with when you record
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to the four point thirty. I think can be a
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real like energy dip. It really is.
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There's no there's that we have to now Wax has
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another job.
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But you were weighing having a like a late afternoon caffeine,
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which I have done on occasion, and I always pay
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for it, but sometimes it's like I just needed to
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get through this, this, this record or too. You know, uh, Mitch,
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we have we have breaking choose here the.
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Heart what's that? Let me hear the heart? Heart attack?
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Grill in Vegas is officially closed.
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I told you this.
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I know you told me that, but I'm telling I'm
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telling you. I mean, I'm community communicated everybody.
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You broke two pieces of news to me. One milk manner,
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which I told you about, and two.
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I didn't break milk matter to you. I said, we
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learned what milk matter was, including you that you also
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it's milk mansion, milk mansion. I said, we learned what
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milk what milk mansion was today. I learned it via
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you in a group chat we had. You sent it
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to Gabrius and Gabris said four people had sent it
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to them already. But it is about a group of
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I mean, you can google the Milk Mansion and see
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for yourself. But people probably already know what this is.
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I'm just fucking old now of touch.
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It's it's some I.
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Don't know, I don't know if that's true.
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Some milky ladies, some milky ladies and some stacked influencers
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into that.
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Maybe not on the work laptop.
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Yeah,
maybe maybe do it off the VPN. Our works
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are fine. Who cares, No one's ever hearing I'm moving
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into Milk Mansion.
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Heart Attack Grill is closed on its website. Heart Attack
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Grail says that it will not be renewing its long
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term lease, adding that the soul of Las Vegas has
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been replaced by corporate greed. This is This is from
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our buddy, our buddy Farley Elliott's SFGate article. Basso, who's
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the owner, told SFGate that the restaurant is already closed permanently.
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I'm certainly not trying to knock Las Vegas as a community.
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I am only telling the honest truth about the tourist sector.
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It has become as short sighted of a business model
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as I could possibly conceive of. I love the people here.
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I just hate that the major corporations, what the major
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corporations have done to the economy.
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Basso added, how about.
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That this is interesting because I'm like, this guy must
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be a bad guy, bad guy.
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And it's like his restaurant has like killed people. And
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it's also like, I don't know, it's is it fat phobic?
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It's just weird.
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It's weird. Yeah. But then also what he's saying, I'm like, well,
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he's not wrong, he's not wrong.
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I guess he is a small business owner but a
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mom and pop.
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Yeah, it is a mom and pop.
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But it's just like it's a fucking weird place that
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maybe it's it's bad that it exists.
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I don't know. Did they change the website just a
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b from now to someone it's over.
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Just a looping flat line. They I hope that they did.
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You know, I didn't like there was this there's a
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big scale. You could step on a scale out there,
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and I did not like being on that scale.
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And if you get on the scale, if you're over
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a certain threshold, your meal is free. And then they
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had to raise the threshold because Americans are so fat.
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We're big. We're getting
big. We're getting bigger.
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They're getting bigger.
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Yeah, some some, maybe fans of the Milk Mansion might
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say that's not a bad thing. I agree. I got
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no problem with it. Ken Bone is the ideal man
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now in America.
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She's a sweat pull.
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Ken Bone. Oh oh, you forgot Ken Bone. No I didn't.
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I I'll never forget ken Never forget Ken Bone is
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red sweater from the twenty sixteen presidential debates, where he
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was one of the audience questioners, and then immediately his
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reddited account got docs showing that he had a pregnant
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woman fetish.
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Isn't a milk milk lady, milkman, the milkman and Bone.
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I remember the distinctly one comment he had. It was
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it was on our pregoes, I believe, and he said,
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beautiful human submarines. God, oh my god, beautiful human submarine
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y hey fits the chain today, that's true. What is
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old Cat? Did he help Cat Trump elected in twenty sixteen? Probably,
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I'm guessing. I don't know what was.
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His whole thing?
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Was it? Like, I'm not sure we.
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All celebrated that he was undecided. He was like the
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new cuddlier Joe the Plumber I think right.
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we should check in on these guys.
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I think the combination of his you know, his appearance,
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his with the red sweater, and then him called his
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knee being ken bone, which is an inherently funny name,
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was enough to put him over the top.
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Regardless of what he said ken Bone. Now, I feel
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like he was kind of beloved, but I feel like
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he would be hated now to be like, I'm undecided,
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you know what I mean? Like, I feel like, yeah, sure,
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fuck off the Yeah.
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What are you undecided about?
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It might be on nozembic.
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I bet it's on now. It feels very twenty twenty
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six in a curse way.
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M I'm looking up news on ken Bone, and there
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hasn't been anything too recently. Twenty twenty three.
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His question from twenty sixteen not even a wild question?
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What steps will your energy policy take to meet our
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energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly
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and minimizing job loss for fossil power plant workers?
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Wow? Imagine if we could get that. Yeah, I go
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back to the days of bone like.
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A fucking liberal cuck. If you asked me, all all
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oracles are remember ken bone basically yeah, okay, and the
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internet loved ken bone. They love ken bone. I remember, man,
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things were about to get pretty bad. People didn't realize it, right.
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I think we get ken bone on the show I
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was working on, And if if memory serves, I think
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we got ken bone in on back.
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I could be wrong, or it could be or we
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tried to get bone and he was too busy because
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he's like I remember one of the two one of.
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Whose agent was who got ten percent of bone?
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let's send him with the drop. But what is a dais?
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Dictionary dot Com describes it as seats of honor or thrown.
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As as.
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Oh yeah, would shout out behind the dais.
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I'm now realizing your guy's job is too easy.
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Do you want to do the post production? What the hell?
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It's crazy? If I'm a quit do you think I
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think I'm Amelia which is coming with sharp elbows and
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just like Grandpawer, Amelia get a little bossy today, throwing
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my leftovers in the fridge.
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How was I careful calling a woman bossy?
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Mitch, you're gonna get You're gonna get canceled me. The
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ken bone of the podcast, Uh, you're Amelia has is
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a germophobe.
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I'm not that much.
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I don't think she's.
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More cautious than something you get. You get very nervous
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about sharing drinks and stuff you do, but it always
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seems like when it's you have something coming up more so.
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Yeah, I try to avoid sharing drinks and stuff when
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if I know big events are coming up, I don't
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want to get sick.
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That to me is reasonable.
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I mean I was.
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I was taught growing up to like not share like
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beverages when people are not eat the like bites off
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the same side of food. I'm more casual about that now,
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partly because I've just been doing this podcast forever. But
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to me, germophobe is like you're wiping off uh you know,
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door handles or using hand sanitizer after you you shake
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someone's hand.
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And I don't see that from you.
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Wait do you do that sometimes? Wow?
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Okay, maybe you are. I told you.
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Yeah. Wow. Is there an incident that was like the
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defining moment of that.
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I just noticed slowly over time, I've gradually have you know,
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seeped into maybe maybe it's not problematic, but I could
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see in five years of becoming a problem.
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But you're but you're a cat owner too, and cats
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are kind of kind of you know, messy, and that's
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very clean.
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Don't you have to scow by their litter boxes? Though? Yeah,
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but that's that's every animal ships though.
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like you maybe would get desensitized to that to some degree.
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But maybe I don't know.
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I don't think there's an animal that doesn't ship, but
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there maybe maybe some some organisms that have a different
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method of like some some you know, simpler organisms that
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don't have a.
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Screation ship. Is that is that? You know what I mean?
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Is that like a ship? Or is that I think
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that is a ship? Yeah, Bony, No, they're ones with
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animal episode animals with cloacas, they they urinate and defecate
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out the same orifice, but there's still one hole to
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rule them all exactly. That's the cloaca. It's true. True. Uh.
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High Dopam a third layer drop parodying the Simpsons, Doctor
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zais parody of rock meamidaeis in honor of the folks
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who truly keep the pod running. Wow Wow, I'm an Amelia.
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Very nice, very nice shout out and drop form.
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That's ridiculous.
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Having listened to the entire backlog of dough Boys episodes,
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I was shocked to learn recently that Mitch used to
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work for The Simpsons. Question mark Wow. Shout out to
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ranch in the dose cord for the drop idea. Not
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not the ranch we know? Is that a different ranch?
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It must be a different ranch. Cheers. Drop Genie aka
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La ten tickles in the dose cord.
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Wow, Thank you.
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Drop Genie drops at bird fuck dot com. Mitchy very excited.
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Today's guest on the show, Very exciting, a very funny
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comedian from the Lady to Lady podcast. Her new special
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Milk Job is available now on YouTube. Randy Posy is here.
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Hi Brandy. Hello, We're all.
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Milk and bones, which also go together. Absolutely milk bones
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do to go to Milk and bones go together.
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It's a calcium rich episode. You gotta go your milk job,
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make your milk money so you can afford your milk mansion.
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Are you a milk drinker? To this day.
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No, my dad is that the special is named after
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my dad's milk habit.
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Oh I love that.
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Yeah, he drinks four gallons a week. Oh my god,
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a lot. The face that you were making, that's a
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lot of milk. Yeah, and it started during COVID. He
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just got real into it. It's weird.
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Does he feel good?
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No?
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Does he mix like chocolate and anything? He straight up.
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Homely inflamed, drinking milk all day long.
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Yeah, that's a lot of milk. We were it's more
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than a half gallon a day.
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Yeah, math is correct.
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Saw Jimmy Angel this weekend Wise.
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Jimmy Angel, the ninety year old teen idol who one
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year old one year team idol who performs at the
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Smoke House and Burbank.
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You ever seen Jimmy Angel? No, but I know I
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know of him, but I've ever witnessed it like it should.
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It should all it should be witnessed by anyone in
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the LA area at once. And he's a he's quite
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a showman. Me and Mike Carlson and sus went, Yes,
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this is his ninety first birthday.
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He was rock there's three sets.
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He does three sets. He's running around ninety one years old.
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He sounds great, but people buy him milk because he
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doesn't drink alcohol, so people buy him milk. During the show,
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he all had like a cup with milk with ice
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in it. Like there's like three of them up there
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at where he's playing. But and they'll buying shots of
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milk too.
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That's a body good, truly, That's what I'm thinking. I'm like,
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it's going to be something to it.
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Yeah, I mean it's maybe like that's a It's not
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just just the milk he's drinking. It's probably the alcohol
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he's abstaining from drinking. Why good point, long, healthy life.
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I don't know.
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For me.
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We know you love the you love the sauce. Waggs
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likes the sauce.
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A lot of booze, zero milk. It's how do you
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feel about of white Russian? Is that I don't.
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I don't mind a white Russian. White Russian.
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It reached I think that that because it became like
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a kind of a big Lebowski association. I kind of
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like stayed away from it once that that permeated the
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culture everywhere.
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But I just sig Lebowski fans too annoying.
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That was that partly kept me away from from Big
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Lebowski for a while. Yeah, Like I was very late
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in
the game in terms of seeing Big Lebowski even
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though I love the Cones, because I was like, this
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fan base is driving me fucking crazy.
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They also like they hate went over to the Eat
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and I'm like, the Eagles do have made good songs,
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and I feel like now it's just such a thing
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of people like the Eagles suck and I'm like, you
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watched The Big Lebowski when you were twenty and that
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has stuck in your head. But like, the Eagles have
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made a lot of songs that are good.
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You're don Henley is terrifying. I don't want to be
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on his bad sign of course. Scary man.
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Yeah, I love I love I love Henley.
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Yeah, it's great.
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Uh, he's great, He's good. I like I had Boys
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of Summer song. It's a great song. It's a banger.
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Your special we should mention is on you have a label,
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now burn this record.
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Yeah. I started a comedy label three years ago because
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most comedy industry things are really bad, and I'm good
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at spreadsheets, so I was like, well, fuck it, I
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guess I'll do it. And I'm like one of the
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few like actual artist friendly comedy labels out there. I'm
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trying to work with people all around the country that
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are like the pillars of their own stand up scenes,
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because you need to keep a healthy middle class and
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comedy in order for comedy to still be good at all.
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So that's like kind of the mission of what we're
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trying to do with the label, and uh.
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Yeah, yeah, now that rocks.
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And as you know as a fellow podcaster, it's like
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part part of the what's great about podcasting is you
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can kind of circumvent the traditional outlets.
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You're you're able to do that.
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Less and less is now corporations, much like the ones
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that the the Las Vegas is hard at track grill
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out of business, are are converging on the podcasting industry
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and cannibalizing that. But still it's just like there are
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ways like rouse like Patreon that enable you to again
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just bypass all the bullshit.
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Absolutely, and like with stand up specifically too, it's like
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it is so cursed right now because we just have
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large chunks of my industry are just welcoming fascism. So
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it's like it's important for me to like take a
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stand against that and just try to put people that
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I know are good, people that are funny under one
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roof to be like, regardless of all the other bullshit,
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we are good, Like, come fucking listen to what we're doing.
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And I don't nobody is famous yet, but they will
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be if you care about like local, good comedy, and
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I think that's like who we should be looking at
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as the industry continues to disappoint you more and more.
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Burn This Record you can find us on Instagram, you
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can find YouTube dot com slash burn This Records is
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where my special is because the channel is like I'm
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monetizing that to be able to put out specials and
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compete with these like other things that are extra mean,
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predatory to stand up too. It's like there's really these
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so many spaces that comics will just let themselves we
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take an advantage of because they're like, oh, I got
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a little feather in my cap and it's like, no,
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you should be able to pay rent with this, sure.
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Yeah.
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So I'm trying to like lead from that place because
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materially it's what we need to do to take care
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of ourselves.
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Podcast, The The I'm Sorry, the Sketch and Improv Community,
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are pretty high and mighty that the we don't have
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any fascists as like the stand up community. Are you sure, Yes,
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there's nothing problematic with any improver sketch guys. Yes, it's
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a very clean over there. They're very they're very there.
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Everything is fine in the improv in the sketch world. Yes, yeah, yeah,
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I was, I was, Joe, I know you were, Jesus
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the the like, it's a it's a thing that.
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Comes up.
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Also, just generally any sort of art form that's monetized
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00:22:55.720 --> 00:22:59.000
is artists are not good business people generally, like it's
489
00:22:59.079 --> 00:23:00.920
it's it's rare. It's rare to have a mind that
490
00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:02.880
can do both. Sammy Hagar can do it, but you
491
00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:07.039
know he's one of one. It's so like you, someone
492
00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:10.599
who's business savvy can very easily take advantage of much.
493
00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:12.519
But again, just like what you were saying, like like
494
00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:15.000
they're platforming a person and that person's like, okay, this
495
00:23:15.079 --> 00:23:17.119
is what happens, even though I'm not realizing I'm giving
496
00:23:17.160 --> 00:23:19.960
you way too much money Hereutely.
497
00:23:20.279 --> 00:23:22.119
Just the middle class comedy the thing you're saying of
498
00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:24.839
middle class commed middle class actors, like a lot of
499
00:23:24.839 --> 00:23:25.279
that stuff.
500
00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:27.920
We need to exist. It's like important to keep that healthy.
501
00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:29.640
And I mean like the thing that like with stand
502
00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:31.920
up especially, and I imagine that sketching improv is a
503
00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:34.640
similar thing where it's like it moved super right because
504
00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:37.119
of COVID because the people that stayed home and like
505
00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:40.720
weren't touring immediately, they got a little rusty. And then
506
00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:42.720
when things open back up, the industry was like, oh, well,
507
00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:45.640
these guys are ready to shoot specials immediately because they
508
00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:48.440
were just killing people for two years instead. So the
509
00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:50.680
whole industry shifted and then it was like it took
510
00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:52.920
a while to catch up, and then nobody stands for
511
00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:55.279
anything anymore. So you just have to if you want
512
00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:57.200
to like exist and feel good about yourself, you have
513
00:23:57.240 --> 00:23:58.319
to just do this kind of stuff.
514
00:23:58.480 --> 00:23:59.759
Sure, yeah, I get it.
515
00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:03.240
Red. Yeah it's also funny, I promise. I feel like
516
00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:07.039
I've just been just like I'm a socialist comedian, but
517
00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:09.119
it is, Yeah, you have to stand for something in
518
00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:10.279
twenty twenty six, So.
519
00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:13.240
What what what what class is headgum as a as
520
00:24:13.279 --> 00:24:16.960
a ah as far as comedy classes go, Wait, what
521
00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:18.640
do
you mean like that the new we're talking.
522
00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:19.880
About the middle Yeah, middle class?
523
00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:26.119
That Yeah, I was just wonder ay, very good.
524
00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:28.920
I think putting it in like the ranks of podcasts
525
00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:30.319
probably like upper middle class.
526
00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:32.599
I'd imagine, wow, head gum is, but you're thinking about
527
00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:34.720
Headgum is a network is like a monolith.
528
00:24:34.759 --> 00:24:35.160
That's hard.
529
00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:36.799
That's hard for me unless you're talking about the.
530
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:39.559
Head Gum the network side, yeah, which I would think
531
00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:43.160
of as you know, its own thing versus like the
532
00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:44.440
individual podcasts on it.
533
00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:46.359
There there's some that are bigger, some that are that
534
00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:48.799
are there is upper that's funny, that's upper middle class
535
00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:50.240
because it feels like we're in.
536
00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:51.160
A back alley here.
537
00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:54.160
It does feels like you're gonna like you know, cat
538
00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:56.400
and of the sirens going off. That's that's what it
539
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:57.480
feels like when you're in here.
540
00:24:57.519 --> 00:25:01.480
I don't smell piss anywhere you guys are. At least.
541
00:25:02.279 --> 00:25:03.960
You recorded your special in Portland.
542
00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:04.440
I did.
543
00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:05.559
It's a good day.
544
00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:08.119
Yeah, there'll be a pissmellet someone you're quartering your special
545
00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:10.920
in Portland? Where are you on Portland to eat? Because
546
00:25:10.920 --> 00:25:11.839
it's a great food town.
547
00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:15.519
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, every time I go up there,
548
00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:17.119
I really look forward to it. I like because all
549
00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:18.799
the they have the rule where all the bars have
550
00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:22.720
to have food in order to have alcohol, so then
551
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:25.440
they're really competing on food too. It's like it's every
552
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:28.839
get good sandwiches up there. It's just served by somebody's
553
00:25:28.839 --> 00:25:32.400
wearing caddiers. It just feels great. Great, there's always a
554
00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:35.279
furry with some sort of a wrap nearby. Love it.
555
00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:37.440
We were we were just we were there just recently.
556
00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:41.759
We were Yeah. We we didn't even stay there overnight,
557
00:25:41.799 --> 00:25:44.000
did we. We just got a hotel for the night
558
00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:49.680
and drove out. Yeah, we got a hotel with the dance.
559
00:25:50.079 --> 00:25:51.559
Remember there was all that. There was a tea.
560
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:53.279
It was like team but yeah, it was a I
561
00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:55.359
remember what do you think?
562
00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:59.000
It was really strange us working in the lobby prep
563
00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:03.440
prepping our show. Uh and then just like an endless.
564
00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:07.759
Array of teens and like like dance leotards walking by.
565
00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:11.279
Really really unsettling. It was a it was a you
566
00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:14.039
know what. It managed to be very Portland even in
567
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:16.880
like the like the seven hours we were there or
568
00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:20.599
eight hours we were there. But yeah, fun a fun city.
569
00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:22.960
That'll happen. Like literally I shot my special, I walked
570
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:25.559
outside and it happened to be the night of there
571
00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:28.039
was like a naked bike ride that just was going
572
00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:30.200
past the theater and I was like, all right, Portland,
573
00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:32.519
we get it.
574
00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:37.000
That's dangerous for some people. No, I know for me
575
00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:40.279
and Grogu, it's fine. I guess for I don't know
576
00:26:40.279 --> 00:26:41.200
if you would be doing.
577
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:43.799
That, I like I would be worried about the logistics
578
00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:46.400
of riding a bike, having been been on the saddle
579
00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:49.359
a number of times, and you usually have something you're
580
00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:52.880
some garment you're wearing, if you have, you know, a
581
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:55.119
dick and balls, if you will, to kind of keep
582
00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.440
it where you're not like scrunched up on it. You're
583
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not sitting on it, and so I could see that.
584
00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:01.359
I don't know you do exactly.
585
00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:02.799
You're not sitting on it.
586
00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:07.960
Well, no, it can go win the cavity, like like.
587
00:27:07.079 --> 00:27:08.559
We have very different anatoms, and.
588
00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:12.279
It's more like you're keeping it out of the you know,
589
00:27:12.279 --> 00:27:14.880
because the saddle saddle is pretty it's got a lot
590
00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:15.920
of pressure on the premium.
591
00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:18.960
Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah, I would hate be to
592
00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:23.880
be on seat clean up duty. I guess after it,
593
00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:26.160
after the naked bike ride, I guess you don't. There's
594
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:28.079
no guy who's really in charge of cleaning up the
595
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:29.920
bike seats. I don't know, maybe someone us a city
596
00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:30.640
bike or something.
597
00:27:31.319 --> 00:27:32.000
Jesus Christ.
598
00:27:35.880 -->
00:27:38.960
Well to go back to that, Yeah, how do you
599
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.880
feel about leaving out a sandwich on the table. I
600
00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:43.920
like have no issues with it. I like, I'll have
601
00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:46.319
a sandwich out all day and I won't refrigerate. I
602
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:48.359
think when you refrigerate it gets a little too congealed.
603
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:50.640
That's my issue with it. Like it's gonna happen no
604
00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:52.640
matter what. But you put it in the fridge because
605
00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:53.599
you're like germs and.
606
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:57.000
You flies running it was it was.
607
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:58.839
Covered up though they were both covered up.
608
00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:01.119
Meet out all day though.
609
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:03.640
No, I won't like leave lunch meat out. No, I'll
610
00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:06.160
make us. I'll make us. I'll make a sandwich and
611
00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:07.519
then put lunch meat away.
612
00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:10.559
In the sandwich. So if you're leaving the sandwich out,
613
00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:11.640
you're leaving the lunch meat out.
614
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:13.119
Yeah, but I don't know it's in it. It's in
615
00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:15.640
a sandwich, and it's like it's usually wrapped up.
616
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:18.920
I think it a fly can crawl in a f
617
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.920
could not a germ thing.
618
00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:24.319
But I'd be worried about, like it going rancid sitting
619
00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:25.920
out all day.
620
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:28.039
I mean, I think within six hours. You're afraid of
621
00:28:28.079 --> 00:28:30.079
it going rancid. I don't think that doesn't that doesn't
622
00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:31.519
scare but that's me. How do you? How do you
623
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:32.039
guys feel?
624
00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:34.480
I'm thinking like a party amount of time, like food
625
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.400
would be out or like that's a board for a
626
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:38.599
party amount of time, and I think that can be okay.
627
00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:41.000
I would eat some meat. I would eat meat after
628
00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:42.839
a six hour party that was sitting though. I don't
629
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:43.599
think it would bother me.
630
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:45.839
The Internet says you should leave deli meats out no
631
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:47.400
longer than two hours.
632
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:51.640
What is where's the I'm not that scared of it. Okay,
633
00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:54.440
I'm not that scared of it. I know you're not
634
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:56.480
scared of it. But would you would you like? I
635
00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:58.799
would eat a sandwich probably around like six or seven hours.
636
00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:00.720
I'd be fine with the sandwich being i mean like
637
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.240
covered of course, but like not in the fridge. I'm
638
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:03.759
fine with that.
639
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:06.319
I'm not doctor naire about it. I'm not like crazy
640
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.599
about it. But I think if it's going to be like, hey,
641
00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:10.559
it's going to be a few hours, I'd probably be
642
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:12.759
on team Amelia and put it in a fridge.
643
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:14.839
If I make a sandwich to take to work, I'm
644
00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:15.920
not taking it just in a bag.
645
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:17.519
I'm putting it in like a lunchbox.
646
00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:19.160
With an ice pack. I bring my lunch to work
647
00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:21.720
and I put it in the fridge and sometimes it's
648
00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:22.279
a sandwich.
649
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:23.079
Yeah.
650
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:25.519
Yeah, you know it's different than me when it's hot
651
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:26.720
and then it's getting cold.
652
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:28.680
That's fair like a like a cheese deak.
653
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:29.640
Yeah.
654
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:33.279
Yeah, I'm thinking in elementors or in high school, like school,
655
00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:35.359
we didn't have fridges to put our lunches in, right,
656
00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:37.400
so those were just it's true, that's just like out
657
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:39.400
all day and I didn't and I didn't have an
658
00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:40.119
ice pack either.
659
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:42.119
No, every day it was having a lunch box.
660
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:45.799
Basically every day I had a brown bag lunch that
661
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:47.759
it was just like yeah, it'd be like a fucking
662
00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:51.000
turkey sandwich that was just you know, on a hot day,
663
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:53.559
just in my hot backpack for like four hours with.
664
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:54.039
Mayo on it.
665
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:56.640
Mayo it, yeah, and it would be like you know,
666
00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:58.519
like five or six hours before you ate it from
667
00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:02.200
when I left your house. But also have tummy aggs
668
00:30:02.200 --> 00:30:02.680
all the time.
669
00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:05.160
So was it related. I don't know that's true. Kids
670
00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:06.799
puked a lot in elementary school.
671
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:09.119
I think that it was more so that you were
672
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:12.400
drinking a full glass of milk. Speaking of Yeah, I
673
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:13.839
was drinking a lot of milk. You were drinking a
674
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:16.039
ton of milk. Yeah, and I think that that's why
675
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:17.440
you had the stump at the tummy ache.
676
00:30:17.519 --> 00:30:17.680
Yeah.
677
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:19.319
I mean like I had milk with what was your
678
00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:21.720
milk
consumption growing up? Because I wanted to so you
679
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:23.839
know what, Wiggs went to school that milk mansion.
680
00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:30.799
I drank. You know what I have. Milk to me
681
00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:34.079
is honestly tied to church in a weird way because
682
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:36.119
like we would go the deal was we had to
683
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.039
go to church, but we had to go Dunk of
684
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:40.680
Donuts afterwards, and then I got like a two donuts
685
00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:43.400
and a glass of milk. So I very much tied
686
00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:45.519
like that reward to having to put up with going
687
00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:48.119
to church. So it was like, that's kind of mostly
688
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:49.839
when I had a growing up, chocolate milk was a
689
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:53.039
big chocolate milk is Yeah.
690
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:53.880
You know, I haven't had a chocolate milk in forever.
691
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:55.240
We nice to have a chocolate milk.
692
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.640
I drank so much chocolate milk as a kid. Do
693
00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:01.559
you what denomination were you? Methodist? Okay, and this is
694
00:31:01.559 --> 00:31:04.880
in Baltimore. Right, Okay, so Baltimore's got duncan.
695
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:08.279
I don't know. Yeah, grown up, it was a big
696
00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:11.200
It was a big deal. Also we did regular milk.
697
00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:14.279
But then also my dad and I each had our
698
00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:19.200
own bottles of Hershey syrup. We were just chugged raw unfortunately,
699
00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:22.519
and I really wish that that's not the thing that
700
00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:23.880
I'd been encouraged to do as.
701
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:29.359
A child, that Hershey Do people not like Hershey's as
702
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:32.880
Hershey's syrup. We think of it as a cheap Did
703
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:35.279
it get My question is did it get worse? Was
704
00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:37.279
it better at some point? And now is it worse?
705
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:40.039
I think I think yes, nice to love Hersy syrup,
706
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:41.599
of course I think yes.
707
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:45.640
But also I think, just like people's accessibility to better quality.
708
00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:48.319
Chocolates, that's what happens. Okay, that's fair.
709
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.720
But of course it's gotten worse. Everything's gotten worse, that's true.
710
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:52.480
Nothing's better.
711
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:55.400
That's that is that is very.
712
00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:56.920
But I was I was slurping a lot of Hershey
713
00:31:56.920 --> 00:31:58.880
as a kid, not not direct from the bottle, but
714
00:31:58.920 --> 00:32:00.920
I was like, you know, making chocolate milk at home
715
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:01.319
all the time.
716
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:01.799
That was my way.
717
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:02.240
I'd do it.
718
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:04.799
Sometimes we'd have quick, but mostly it was Hershey syrup
719
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:07.079
and then you know, I'd get some I get some
720
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:08.000
vanilla ice cream.
721
00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:09.759
You know, I'm a big vanilla fan, and I.
722
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:12.519
Just I just Peter North some some some Hershey syrup
723
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:14.240
on top of it, and that was like a common
724
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:14.839
dessert for me.
725
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.839
Did you guys ever do a raisin brand but then
726
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:20.200
put like a cup of sugar on top of it,
727
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:21.519
make the sludge?
728
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:24.200
I was always adding sugar to cereal corn flakes that
729
00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:27.400
the corn flakes were before. I mean, I don't know
730
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:29.519
if this was before frosted flakes. I sound old as fuck,
731
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:32.480
but when like at my Grandma's also be corn flakes
732
00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:35.039
and then just pouring the sugar onto the corn flakes,
733
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:39.160
and it was damn damn good. The sludge, white sludge
734
00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:46.759
you could make right part of the matter and end
735
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.440
of the innocence. I like, those are my two favorite.
736
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:51.559
And the innocence in a Birthday Boy sketch.
737
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:55.680
Why is that it's true? It's in a hat Ham hat. Yeah,
738
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:57.400
And I wonder if that was my love of that
739
00:32:57.480 --> 00:32:59.200
song was the reason it's in there. I have a
740
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:03.039
feeling that responds with your character's appearance and also the
741
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:05.200
other song in that is a song that I play
742
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:08.640
on my birthday. Oh that's right, Running on empty, Run
743
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:11.200
on empty. Anyways, Mitch listens to.
744
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:15.799
A birthday at the beginning or the end of the birthday.
745
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.559
Is that midnight if I am, If I'm like by
746
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:21.279
myself and it's turned midnight, I'll listen to it.
747
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:25.960
Usually it's nice in the dark, nice or a candle.
748
00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:30.880
Sometimes in the dark. Sometimes just sitting there, I'll just
749
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:33.200
kind of sit and reflect. Do you want that played
750
00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:35.359
at your funeral? Or like your mom, do you want
751
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:36.400
to hear pit bulls?
752
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:36.759
Timber?
753
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.559
It's a real thing Mitch's mom wants, he says, she
754
00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:42.920
wants pit bulls to I don't think we're gonna allow it.
755
00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:43.759
Why not?
756
00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:46.000
It's her wish, it is her all right, Maybe we'll
757
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:48.079
play it at some point, not for a very long time.
758
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:49.680
You're not either.
759
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:52.880
I don't worry about it can happen anytime soon.
760
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:55.680
It seems like you know a lot.
761
00:33:58.119 --> 00:33:59.039
Jesus Christ.
762
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:02.279
It seems like you knows up. And I love your mom.
763
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:04.759
She's a wonderful person. Herd and I are both threatened
764
00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:05.960
and nervous right now.
765
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.079
Threatening you ever threatened? Missus?
766
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:11.599
Mitchell I know nothing, but you guys, you guys get
767
00:34:11.639 --> 00:34:12.719
along Gray, Yeah, we do.
768
00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:15.800
If she hears it, does she like think, is she
769
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:18.280
like excited about the idea of her funeral or like
770
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:20.639
that's a reaction to the song.
771
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:23.039
She's she's being funny, but she's like, I want to
772
00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:25.239
play it me, and we're like, no, you can't have pipple.
773
00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:28.480
I don't want to hear pipple. If that's her real wish,
774
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:30.400
I'll get We'll get it out of her at some point,
775
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:31.880
but I don't. I don't know if it's her real
776
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:35.320
fucking wish, but it might be, it might be your wish.
777
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:38.400
I think you should play it just in case, just
778
00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:39.239
have it on cube.
779
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:41.199
It's something we don't got it. I don't want to
780
00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:42.280
think about it anytime soon.
781
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:42.559
Yes.
782
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:47.519
So you're from Baltimore, as we as we discussed Baltimore
783
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:51.039
a good food city. Really, what are your like your
784
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:52.199
bites that make you think of home?
785
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:55.000
I mean the first solid food I ever had was
786
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:56.039
blue crab Wow.
787
00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:56.280
Wow.
788
00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:58.880
Yeah, that's like kind of a Maryland tradition, Like really
789
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.599
is like because crab you guys ever been to a
790
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:01.920
crab feees? I have?
791
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:03.760
Yeah, I don't know, I've ever been to a crab.
792
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:07.519
One time we took a trip. We took a trip
793
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:09.599
to Baltimore. We took we were in d C.
794
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:10.360
But we went out.
795
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:12.559
We spent some time in Baltimore when I was a
796
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.039
when I was a boy,
when I was a teenager,
797
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.119
my brother was already out of the house, and so
798
00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:19.360
it me my parents and and me is me and
799
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:21.800
my only child phase. And yeah, I remember going to
800
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:23.320
one of those and it was just like I will say,
801
00:35:23.360 --> 00:35:26.920
first off, blue crab is great. The degree of difficulty
802
00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:28.920
if you're a blue crab nube is very high.
803
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:33.000
Oh yeah, absolutely, it is like it's it's earned for sure.
804
00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:34.440
But it's like that is like a rt of like
805
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:37.280
childhood of there is like your first memories. It was
806
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.960
like your parents picking crab and like giving you a
807
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:41.079
little piece into of it and stuff. And I love
808
00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:43.679
I love blue crab. We have pit beef, which is
809
00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:48.880
like charcoal beef that's sliced frill thin with a bunch
810
00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:49.800
of horse radish on like.
811
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:51.719
Pit beef at my funeral.
812
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:56.320
I love a pit beef. Fellow crab case, I mean
813
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:58.920
everything crab related. I'm very into. We also this thing
814
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:02.199
Ocean City, Maryland has a thing called the Rapper and
815
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:06.000
it is like a stuffed pretzel that comes with like
816
00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:11.239
chicken wrapped in pepperoni and cheddar inside of it. Oh,
817
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:14.800
and it is like so good. It's my favorite, one
818
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:16.079
of my favorite things in the entire world.
819
00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:18.559
It comes with chicken or it's it's stuffed inside of it,
820
00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:21.320
so chicken and pepperoni and cheese are all stuffed inside.
821
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:23.039
That's wild. Yeah, what a combo.
822
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:24.639
Delicious. It's called the Kick and Chicken.
823
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:30.719
By the way, there's it seems like, uh like Baltimore
824
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:35.360
is not like Boston and New York City and even
825
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:39.239
Philadelphia all have just been We've been oversaturated with all
826
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:41.880
of those cities a little too much. And I'm from
827
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:44.880
Boston and I'm saying this, it's just the truth. Baltimore's
828
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:48.159
Baltimore is still you know, you got the wire, I guess,
829
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:50.400
but you got the Ravens. You got the Ravens, you
830
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.760
got the wire. But he hasn't been. It hasn't it
831
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.320
hasn't been. There hasn't been like too much. They haven't
832
00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:58.039
like we haven't been like oversaturated with Baltimore in the
833
00:36:58.039 --> 00:36:58.480
same way.
834
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:01.119
No, I think the accent is difficult, which makes it
835
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:03.039
hard for people. But I will say we have a
836
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:07.119
Speaking of the Ravens, we have an Edgar Allan poem personator.
837
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:09.840
Every year at Edgreland Poe's birthday, he goes to his
838
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:13.000
grave and drinks a kong nuck shot and you can see.
839
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.559
And it's been multiple people in the same family have
840
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:20.000
continued this tradition. It's amazing. The Ouiji board is from Maryland. Wow,
841
00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:22.679
there's a Wigi board museum. It's pretty awesome. There's a
842
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:24.400
seven to eleven with a giant wigie board in the
843
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:26.239
wall in Baltimore. That's pretty sick.
844
00:37:26.400 --> 00:37:28.920
What's the what's the Ouiji board museum consists of just
845
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:29.360
a bunch of.
846
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:31.480
Old wigis deeply haunted.
847
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:33.440
Were you ever like, does that mean there's more of
848
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:36.000
like a oija culture in Baltimore? Was like, was that
849
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:38.119
a thing in childhood or as a teenager?
850
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:39.039
I've never I don't.
851
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:40.039
That's what those don't mess with.
852
00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:43.079
No, no, no, I I have so many Catholics in my family.
853
00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:47.000
I think to to really mess with the Ouiji board.
854
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:49.599
I saw Hokum last night. What do you think a hookum?
855
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.320
I really liked Hokum. I loved it. People say I
856
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:52.800
hate stuff.
857
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.119
I loved hokum, you know what I saw. I saw
858
00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:56.639
Sheep Detectives. I loved it.
859
00:37:57.000 --> 00:38:00.199
Your favorite writer, my letter boxer.
860
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:03.639
Is like, I commend everyone involved in this delightful film
861
00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:06.559
except for Craig Mason, no respect for as a man.
862
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.320
But I do think it's a it's a just a
863
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:12.800
Kyle Balda directed it. Who directed Minions? Just a great
864
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:17.280
illumination director. Moving into live action, it's it's just absolutely charming.
865
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:18.159
It's really great.
866
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.159
I don't know anythink about cheap detectives. It's a live
867
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:20.719
action movie.
868
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:24.880
Yes, it's Hugh Jackman is being detected by Hugh Jackman
869
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:29.199
as a shepherd. He's murdered very early on, like within
870
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.159
the
first ten to fifteen minutes of the movie, and
871
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:33.320
then the rest of the movie is the sheep trying
872
00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:36.880
to aid a human police officer in solving the crime.
873
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:41.360
Is this like if Babe was taken? Kind of it's
874
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:42.559
kind of like a babe was taken?
875
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:44.440
Yeah? I love it.
876
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:46.559
Really into that great that was sold.
877
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:49.199
No, I liked it. Are you are you a movie person?
878
00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:49.719
Yeah?
879
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:52.400
I am, But I go through I go through phases sometimes, Yeah,
880
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:55.960
I like, I just won't pay attentionally like what's coming out?
881
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.639
And I've been too focused on milk Job on YouTube
882
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:02.079
to really be seeing anything of with the narrative of
883
00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:02.920
any kind right now.
884
00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:06.039
You get in those work phases because I love movies
885
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:08.280
and I, you know, we try to see movies every week,
886
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:10.840
but to go to the movie theater, But you get
887
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:12.599
in work phases. I was just like Jesus Christ, six
888
00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:14.519
weeks has gone by. I haven't seen shit. I mean,
889
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.320
watch watching anything at home I think gets so far behind.
890
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:19.639
I saw two movies this weekend. That's I always like
891
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:22.239
a two movie weekend. That's always nice, and I try
892
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:26.119
to hit a couple more this week. We'll see what happens. Yeah,
893
00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:28.480
it feels like we're getting into the there's some fun
894
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:30.760
stuff coming. There's some fun stuff. We were a little
895
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.079
bit of a slump, I think for a minute.
896
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:35.920
But I've watched Twin Peaks Firewalk with Me this week.
897
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:39.079
I've actually never seen that because I never finished season
898
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:41.119
two of Twin People. I've watched like almost all of
899
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:42.360
season two and I didn't finish it.
900
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:43.119
So I haven't.
901
00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:47.360
I have not watched fire Oh wait, yeah that's the movie. Yeah,
902
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:48.559
so I've never I never.
903
00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:50.719
Watched it, but I think you know what you know
904
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:52.440
with the what happens in the I.
905
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.440
Don't know if I know. Actually I gotta find out.
906
00:39:56.119 --> 00:39:58.440
I mean, it's great. We're doing a rewatch on Lady
907
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:00.679
Ladies Patreon because Babs never seen it.
908
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:03.360
Were we're doing Twin Peaks the show itself or well
909
00:40:03.480 --> 00:40:04.360
just one like.
910
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:06.280
The first season. We just started a new thing where
911
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:08.079
we're watching one season of a show that one of
912
00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:11.599
us hasn't seen. And I had to watch Dauston's Creek unfortunately,
913
00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:14.320
And now I'm making Babs watch Twin Peaks so I
914
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:14.920
can have a break.
915
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:18.960
To me with Twin Peaks and Deadwood two shows, and
916
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.760
I love both of them. But Deadwood, how many seasons?
917
00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.039
Is there? Three seasons? Three seasons?
918
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:26.599
There's three seasons, like with Deadwood and with Like, I
919
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:28.440
watch them for so long and then I just will
920
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:29.800
fall off for a while, and then I'm I gotta
921
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:31.320
start it again, and then I'll restart it and I'll
922
00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:33.519
just watch the first season again and then fall off again.
923
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:35.360
I got it. Maybe I just should pick up the
924
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:37.840
second season and watch and watch like a recap of
925
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:38.719
the first season.
926
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:40.880
Or something I go through fa We'll just watch a
927
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:42.679
show like that. Just watched the entire thing, and then
928
00:40:42.679 --> 00:40:45.320
I won't watch anything narrative for like four months. But
929
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:47.920
I really like, I'll watch the same five episodes of
930
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:51.000
Forged and Fire over and over again. Very into a
931
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:56.280
knife making reality show. Or have you guys seen homestead Rescue?
932
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:58.199
That's the only other reality show I watch? Wait? What
933
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:02.960
is that? That's so hate for you? And it is
934
00:41:03.000 --> 00:41:05.559
like bar Rescue, except with homesteads. Love that it's a
935
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:08.679
family from Alaska that's very good at homesteading going out
936
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:13.679
to find people who are like slow motion family annihilators
937
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:15.360
is how it feels to me, where I'm like, why
938
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:17.719
the hell did you move your family to the middle
939
00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:21.000
of the woods with no survival skills whatsoever. It's amazing
940
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:23.159
because you feel like you are like learning something about
941
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:25.239
how you could live off grid, but then also you
942
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:29.559
are judging people that made so many bad decisions. It's amazing.
943
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.960
As someone who's seen a lot of bar Rescue, I'm
944
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:37.239
mapping bar Rescue onto homesteads and just imagining someone walking
945
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:39.159
into a poorly run homesteader.
946
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:41.599
We're shutting this whole place down.
947
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.760
That's exactly what is happening. It's amazing. And the family
948
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:48.440
that fixes them is from Alaska and they're crazy in
949
00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:50.320
their own right, and it's it's awesome.
950
00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:52.880
Your wife left you because you don't know how to
951
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:53.639
grow crops.
952
00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:56.639
So many of these people just move in the middle
953
00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:58.239
of the woods and they haven't had a toilet for
954
00:41:58.280 --> 00:41:58.920
four years.
955
00:41:58.960 --> 00:41:59.320
Wow.
956
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:01.000
And then this fan only shows up and then they
957
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:02.559
yell at them for not having a toilet.
958
00:42:04.039 --> 00:42:07.079
It's one pm in a podcast studio? Where is everyone?
959
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:12.000
I love Taffer new podcast, Rescue for a Headgum podcast
960
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:14.960
Rescue is good. He changes the name to like Potti's Place,
961
00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:17.760
and then we close in like three months.
962
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:19.440
It always happens.
963
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:23.400
Taffer comes into a business, completely fucks it up, drives
964
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:23.920
away all.
965
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:26.400
The boys regulars.
966
00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:31.320
We review fancy hats y. No one cares about food anymore.
967
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:35.119
You review hats hats. Nice hats is the thing to review.
968
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:38.800
So I give this Fedora five brims. Mitch, what do
969
00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:43.840
you think where our Patreon goes down to zero?
970
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:48.559
There's some we have some, there's some. There's gonna be
971
00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:51.280
a few fat hat guys. And you know that there's
972
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:53.920
there's some fat hat guys. There's some fat hat guys. Yeah,
973
00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:56.679
there's there's some diagrams overlap.
974
00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:59.320
Have you ever been at a bar rescue bar and
975
00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:02.000
just felt that it was before you had it confirmed. Yeah,
976
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:02.599
I've been in.
977
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:04.000
I've been in a couple. I mean there's there's some
978
00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:07.119
in l A. Yeah, so there's I mean Dimples was
979
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:10.079
rescued and Dimples I think it is closed now clothes
980
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:14.960
but the there's also a sports bar in North Hollywood
981
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:17.159
or or is it burd Bank. There there's one near
982
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:20.800
our When we were like several podcasts
right before we
983
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:22.239
were rescue.
984
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:24.159
Bar, and it was like a dive bar, and like
985
00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:27.199
people liked it as the dive bar. We went in there,
986
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:27.639
didn't we?
987
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.159
Yes, and they it's like one of the game planing.
988
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:31.960
At that point, there was something why were we there?
989
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:33.639
I think we were there to watch a sporting event
990
00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:34.519
that would make sense.
991
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:36.360
I know why we were there because we used to
992
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:40.360
record up there. That's what it was. I think it
993
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:42.159
was Champs. Yeah that sounds right.
994
00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:45.199
Yeah, that feels good. Can we look up Champs on it?
995
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:47.920
Because there's a bar rescue site that says like kind
996
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:50.480
of how everything happens. I love it because the bar
997
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:53.480
rescue recap you go through and just place after place.
998
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:57.159
It's just like this place closed, place is out of business.
999
00:43:57.199 --> 00:43:59.119
Yeah, it doesn't work at all. This place had a
1000
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:01.119
poor no shot in it, which is really one of them.
1001
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:03.760
I can't believe a blue drink didn't fix thing.
1002
00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:09.119
Yeah, JJ, nightmare is similar thing, Like it's sad, it's
1003
00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:11.840
just it doesn't work. I mean it's a ruthless business.
1004
00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:12.360
Anyways.
1005
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:14.920
Wait, one thing that Baltimore makes me think of is
1006
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:20.000
is it was kind of the the nexus of diner
1007
00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:22.480
culture in America, Like like like, do you have any
1008
00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:24.199
diners you remember from Baltimore?
1009
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:27.360
Man, Yeah, so this's it's called the Honeybee Diner, Glenburnie, Maryland.
1010
00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.559
It is still to this day my favorite diner ever
1011
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:33.800
because the most grizzled ole waitresses of all time. And
1012
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:35.920
me and my high school friends because also in high school,
1013
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:39.119
it's like you're looking for third places and diners are
1014
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:40.440
kind of the thing that you can go to and
1015
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.800
be in overnight. Yeah, so we would go, we would
1016
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:46.639
spend we would spend New Year's at at Honeybee and
1017
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:48.480
we would just go. And we remembers one year trying
1018
00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:50.360
to bring a Martin Ellie's for the waitresses and They're like,
1019
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:52.599
you can't drink
that in here. We're like it's for
1020
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:56.360
you though, and they were like, we don't want that. Okay.
1021
00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:59.679
I remember silently watching the countdown on the television and
1022
00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:01.559
I was it's like, oh, I think when you're an
1023
00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:04.599
adult you don't care about New Year's Yeah, it was
1024
00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:05.840
a fun lesson to learn early on.
1025
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:09.280
That rocks You're you're usually in bed before the clock
1026
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:10.599
hits zero these days.
1027
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:12.679
Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm not someone who bothers to
1028
00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:14.360
stay up anymore. I mean, I'm just on like, I'm
1029
00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:16.960
just such a used to my my, my old man's
1030
00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:20.840
sleep schedule. But is it the one thing I think
1031
00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:23.800
of because I'm thinking specifically the movie Diner where they
1032
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:25.760
have fries with gravy on them.
1033
00:45:26.039 --> 00:45:29.119
That's a that's a Baltimore thing, it is. Yeah, Yeah,
1034
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:30.920
I feel like you see a lot of gravy on stuff.
1035
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:35.400
Well there's also like, uh not biscuits and gravy, but
1036
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:37.840
there's like chip beef and gravy. Do you guys know
1037
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:40.039
that is Yeah, I've heard of chip beef. Yeah, that
1038
00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:42.519
feels very growing up to be. Also, scrapple is a
1039
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:43.159
big deal there.
1040
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:44.159
Oh, scrapple.
1041
00:45:44.239 --> 00:45:46.880
Scrapple, which I use I associate with Pennsylvania, but it's
1042
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:47.679
part of Baltimore.
1043
00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:49.599
It bleeds down onto into it.
1044
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:49.880
Yeah.
1045
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.480
I love scrapple, scrapple everything, but the oink I've never
1046
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:53.159
had it.
1047
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:55.800
It's really good. It needs to be crispy. I think
1048
00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:59.519
personally some people it's gray otherwise, so it should be crispy.
1049
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:01.599
Is the texture like of scrapple.
1050
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:06.719
It's real mushy in the middle. It's like, you know,
1051
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:09.880
you know how, like you get like a sausage patty.
1052
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:13.880
Sometimes it's like if that was like a little looser
1053
00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:18.639
kind of sounds delicious to make. Yeah, real loose sausage.
1054
00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:23.679
Baltimore and Pittsburgh, I feel like the two East Coast
1055
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:27.079
cities that are that haven't we haven't been just completely.
1056
00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:30.079
Pittsburgh is great too, Yeah, yeah, they're under Also Baltimore
1057
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:33.760
has we have benches that say Baltimore greatest city in
1058
00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:35.559
the world, and they make me laugh every time I
1059
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:37.400
see him. I love it.
1060
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:37.760
It is fun.
1061
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:38.079
Yeah.
1062
00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:40.519
We never have we ever done a show in Baltimore itself,
1063
00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:40.800
I don't know.
1064
00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:42.559
I think we've We've done a d C a number
1065
00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:44.599
of times. And that's kind of works for the greater
1066
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:47.599
Baltimore area. But but we get we know, we we
1067
00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:48.400
got ourselves.
1068
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.159
It's really really fun. It's a great city. It's charming.
1069
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:54.840
I find that you're right on the water. It smells
1070
00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:58.239
bad most of the time, but it's just like it's
1071
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:01.400
really great. Everyone's just like descended from like an old
1072
00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:04.159
waterman of some kind, and it's just got a lot
1073
00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:06.280
of charms. Charm city that way. For Yeah.
1074
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:09.360
Yeah, yeah, nothing, it's all we're all the same. Now,
1075
00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:13.239
what do you mean, like localism is gone? It's gone.
1076
00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:15.119
Oh you think everything's gotten pretty homogenous.
1077
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:18.119
It kind of Baltimore is not because we've also like
1078
00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:21.840
don't have like a it's a very poor city still. Yeah,
1079
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:24.239
so it's like it's it's never had like an industry
1080
00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:25.800
come in with a ton of money and kind of
1081
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:26.280
change it.
1082
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:30.400
Yeah, Boston is that they said the Boss nacent is
1083
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:34.199
it's going away wise? Is it really? There's there's a
1084
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:36.920
lot of articles about the boss accent is just I mean,
1085
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:38.400
I mean you'll go and you'll hear a lot of
1086
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:39.000
people with it.
1087
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:41.320
Of course, but people like take classes in Boston to
1088
00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:45.360
train it away. Really yeah, because it makes the people
1089
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:48.000
think it makes them sound unintelligent, so it's harder to
1090
00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:49.599
get a job, so they like will take a class
1091
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:50.480
to learn to get rid of it.
1092
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:52.840
Oh no, I've never thought a mitch is unintelligent. Yeah,
1093
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:54.880
oh look you've done been doing that fucking work, you
1094
00:47:54.960 --> 00:48:01.440
fucking asshole. Are you happy? Are you happy? Are you happy?
1095
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:02.920
Even destroyed the Boston accent?
1096
00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:03.800
Like you?
1097
00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:04.320
Yeah?
1098
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.119
You know what, I'm glad. No, I'd like I've never
1099
00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:09.480
when I like, we're hanging out with your quinsy crew,
1100
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:11.280
I'm like, I'm like, I'm here in the Boston accents
1101
00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:12.840
left and right, and I'm hearing you code switch a
1102
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:15.320
little bit without even knowing it. I'm not code switching
1103
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:18.119
back into it, saw back into it and even talking
1104
00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:19.960
to your to your MoMA and court and your sister.
1105
00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:23.119
Okay, yeah, well maybe it comes back out of me. Yeah.
1106
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:24.800
And by the way, they all have Boston accents and
1107
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:26.039
they think you're fucking stupid.
1108
00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:31.400
There there you go. Okay, you perform.
1109
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:34.400
You're telling us before recorded that you you've been doing
1110
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:36.599
stand up for a long time. You perform stand up
1111
00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:37.679
at the Warp Tour.
1112
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:39.079
Yes, what is that?
1113
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:39.360
Like?
1114
00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:46.280
It's it's a real exercise and ego death, because like
1115
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:48.480
you will just be performing and doing really well for
1116
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:51.360
like fifty people, and then like Sublime will just start
1117
00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:54.519
playing and you just watch fifty people to go sorry,
1118
00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:57.760
and you're like, no fair. I would also go leave
1119
00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:00.519
right now if I wasn't contractually off the it to
1120
00:49:00.559 --> 00:49:04.239
be here. So yeah, it's it's it's fun. They initially
1121
00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:06.039
wanted us to do like much longer sets, and I
1122
00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:07.800
kind of was able to talk them down and be like,
1123
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.760
nobody wants to watch us for half an hour. No
1124
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:12.679
one want, No, we don't want to do half an hour.
1125
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:15.199
So it's like it's it's very fun, and like I
1126
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:17.360
have a merch booth all day, which is a blast,
1127
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:19.199
which I've never actually gotten a have, and just like
1128
00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:21.519
talk to people and bullshit with them all day and stuff.
1129
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:25.199
So it's fun. It's also like comedy is the flea
1130
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:27.800
on the dog's back. That is music. I always feel like,
1131
00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:30.639
so anytime that you can just be around it, you're like, oh,
1132
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:33.519
no one actually
cares about us. It feels nice to
1133
00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:35.800
not have the responsibility of this on my shoulders.
1134
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:38.639
We we did one remember with that show we did
1135
00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:41.079
in San Francisco where we did where we it was
1136
00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:43.079
like a music show where we were on the stage,
1137
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:44.719
or it was like a comedy.
1138
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:46.639
It was a it was a comedy festival, but it
1139
00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:48.719
was most of a music show. But they were also
1140
00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:51.320
like our stage where we did a bit. We did
1141
00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:54.000
a thing with with Paul Sheer, and then we and
1142
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:57.079
then Gabrius was hosting it, and then we also judged
1143
00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:01.400
a weed contest afterwards during that was it a bomb contest?
1144
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:01.960
Oh?
1145
00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:05.000
Maybe making contest? Yeah, I don't think.
1146
00:50:05.079 --> 00:50:06.360
I wasn't there, That's what I was gonna say.
1147
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:10.079
I can't believe them missed. This was this before your time.
1148
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:12.480
I actually kind of remember you guys being there and
1149
00:50:12.519 --> 00:50:15.480
someone on the tech team called me about recording the show,
1150
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:18.480
and I was like at a brewery here for some reason,
1151
00:50:18.519 --> 00:50:21.239
I wasn't there remember why, But.
1152
00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:22.079
I think it was a one off.
1153
00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.400
Fel like I should have been absolutely traveled.
1154
00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:29.480
No, no, we all right?
1155
00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:32.039
Yeah no, not for the doubles there.
1156
00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:35.639
Were they like they were given a bong to decorate
1157
00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:37.599
or were they like crafting something.
1158
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:40.760
I think I think they showed us bongs that they made,
1159
00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:42.760
and this one's good. I mean it was me and
1160
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:45.920
Wigger judging it, which is the wrong people to fucking
1161
00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:48.400
judge it too, but I do.
1162
00:50:48.679 --> 00:50:53.159
It was on craftsmanship, creativity, it did.
1163
00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:55.760
It felt like that thing where battery should have been
1164
00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:57.840
thrown at us. So that's like that, like that's the
1165
00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:00.440
one time where we're on a Cocobanas want us to
1166
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:04.599
do gathering at the Juggalos, which does feel like we
1167
00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:06.440
would probably get ship thrown at it.
1168
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:09.320
That feels like and I'm curious Standard's perspective, Like that
1169
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:11.159
feels like a bridge too far, like I think it
1170
00:51:11.159 --> 00:51:13.840
would be. It's fun in theory, but anything you're actually
1171
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:15.760
there and then you're just like being pelted.
1172
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:20.000
I hurt. Know somebody that opened for harl Williams at
1173
00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:23.079
the gathering and he was not a famous person and
1174
00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:26.000
he had circular saw blades thrown at him on stage.
1175
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:29.920
Oh my god. So he got off the stage about
1176
00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:32.280
three seconds later and was like, you're gonna have to
1177
00:51:32.320 --> 00:51:34.880
pay me, but I'm not going back up there. She's
1178
00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:38.719
so christ icp is playing warp to Orlando, So I
1179
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:40.480
am going to see them, which I've never seen them
1180
00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:42.000
lie before. I'm very excited.
1181
00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:46.360
Saw blades, circular saw blades. Yeah, just a crime.
1182
00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:49.119
Yeah, I guess that is just a full on crime.
1183
00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:51.360
Jesus. Yeah, because I remember before that, I was like,
1184
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:53.880
I would ironically go to the gathering. That could be fun,
1185
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:55.039
and then I was like, oh, I don't think it's
1186
00:51:55.039 --> 00:51:56.519
actually I don't think that's actually fun.
1187
00:51:56.639 --> 00:51:59.119
Yeah, it's it's one thing to have, like you know,
1188
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:02.119
snowballs and like bottle rockets shot at you. But Jesus,
1189
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.880
I'm going to get actually very badly wounded.
1190
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.840
Yeah, exactly. Wow, like to keep all my digits and
1191
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:09.079
at a gig.
1192
00:52:09.239 --> 00:52:11.159
Yeah, I think they might be easy to throw too.
1193
00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:13.239
It feels like it's like a It feels like you
1194
00:52:13.239 --> 00:52:15.079
could really get somebody with one of those things. I
1195
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:18.079
think he could. Yeah, it's like a shurcan. Yeah, it
1196
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:20.079
is like a shurcan. I agree.
1197
00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:22.159
Man, Remember when Ninja Stars used to be like all
1198
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:24.599
the rage the Ninjas Stars bring back Ninja.
1199
00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:27.079
Stars and that thing that Zena had too, right, Yeah,
1200
00:52:27.159 --> 00:52:29.079
that would be sick. Thrown weapons.
1201
00:52:29.239 --> 00:52:31.159
We need to throw a weapon a resurgence. I don't
1202
00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:33.039
know if we need throwing weapons back.
1203
00:52:33.639 --> 00:52:36.400
I'm not saying like in our in like reality, we
1204
00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:38.119
have plenty of weapons in reality.
1205
00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:40.719
I'm saying, like eighties and nineties, there was a big ninja.
1206
00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:41.719
There's a big ninja.
1207
00:52:42.119 --> 00:52:44.199
Ninjas have been around for a very long time.
1208
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:47.039
But they also think surcans became bigger than ninjas themselves.
1209
00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:49.000
And then you just see like people like throwing stars
1210
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:49.920
and they're they're fucking.
1211
00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:52.000
I mean, the turtles brought along a lot of their.
1212
00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:53.599
Turtles brought along a lot of it. But then also
1213
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.079
like in Eraser Schwartzenegger is a fucking knife he throws.
1214
00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:01.800
Yeah. Yeah, projectile weapons, Yeah, yeah, we'll project our weapon.
1215
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:04.320
I think in is a lot thing that encompasses guns
1216
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:07.880
and specifically thrown weapons thrown. Yes.
1217
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:09.320
I feel like there was a point when it's like
1218
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:11.800
it guns guns came in and it became real lazy,
1219
00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:13.960
right because before it was like all the yeah, the
1220
00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:15.760
throwing stuff was like kind of fun, and then you're like,
1221
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:17.800
then we started setishizing the guns and I re action
1222
00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:18.719
movies a little bit more.
1223
00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:21.039
We have the we have ax throwing as a thing now,
1224
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:23.079
like people go to ax throwing bars. So it feels like,
1225
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:25.920
let's get let's get some some fucking throwing back into
1226
00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:27.639
our our movies and TV shows.
1227
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:31.760
Yeah, they should do more throwing a spear.
1228
00:53:31.519 --> 00:53:34.519
Like to get a sigh, can you throw, you throw
1229
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:34.880
a sigh.
1230
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:36.599
I think you can throw a side. I think it's
1231
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:38.519
more more likely to be handheld, but you could. You
1232
00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:39.480
could throw do one of those.
1233
00:53:40.320 --> 00:53:40.840
That'd be great.
1234
00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:42.679
Yeah, you guys see the no more to combat them, man,
1235
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:44.320
I know, I can't believe I'm seeing it.
1236
00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:47.239
If you guys went to the Renastan with us last week.
1237
00:53:48.559 --> 00:53:53.119
Throwing some throwing, some spear throwing, I think that's that's.
1238
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:57.440
Awesome, you know, shout out to Maryland's Renaissance Festival in Crownsville.
1239
00:53:57.519 --> 00:53:59.079
One of the best ones in the country. I've heard
1240
00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:02.920
from several Renissance performers. Wow, it's the top tier one
1241
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:03.480
to perform at.
1242
00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:06.159
It really was dressed up as a gesture.
1243
00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:07.920
I believe. Yes, it was cool.
1244
00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:09.199
It rocked.
1245
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.280
It was me, Emma, Mike and Gabris.
1246
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:14.639
We threw a lot of things. We threw spears, knives,
1247
00:54:14.679 --> 00:54:16.840
and axes. We didn't do the stars. I guess we
1248
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:17.760
didn't do stars.
1249
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:21.159
I didn't join you guys, But then when I saw
1250
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:24.039
how long you were there, I was like, I am thrilled.
1251
00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:24.519
I didn't go.
1252
00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:27.679
You were there for like nine hours there and we.
1253
00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:30.039
Left at six. We're there for six hours hours.
1254
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:33.480
A great time last Yeah, fun, it looks fun.
1255
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:36.719
It's our it's our behind the scenes team. And then
1256
00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:40.000
also Gabrius are our most frequent guest. It was basically
1257
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:41.199
the fun version of Doboy.
1258
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:46.679
It's just minus me and and complaining it looks it looks.
1259
00:54:46.719 --> 00:54:48.719
It looked fun as was really.
1260
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:51.280
If you've never I'm not even like renaissance fur is
1261
00:54:51.280 --> 00:54:53.679
not my like shtick, not my thing. I'd never been
1262
00:54:53.719 --> 00:54:55.800
to one, didn't know what to expect. A thousand percent
1263
00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:56.360
would go back.
1264
00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.159
I had so much I've been one. I've been to
1265
00:54:58.159 --> 00:54:58.719
one before.
1266
00:54:59.079 --> 00:55:00.920
Yeah, everybody was there to have a bit.
1267
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:02.400
I want to I want to get chastised by that
1268
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.320
lady as drink beer.
1269
00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:08.119
She would like pour the drink down your your throat
1270
00:55:08.199 --> 00:55:11.480
and be like yeah you fresh, Like yeah you take that.
1271
00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:13.960
Oh you're doing really good. Like it was like it
1272
00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:14.519
was wild.
1273
00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:16.599
That is way too up my alley.
1274
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:20.079
It was such a weird like mixture of that and
1275
00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:21.880
then like families with their kids.
1276
00:55:21.960 --> 00:55:24.159
Yeah, totally. There's also like a look that you only
1277
00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:26.000
see at a renaissance festival, and it's like a man
1278
00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:28.280
who has seen too many boobs. It's like the end
1279
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:30.159
of the day because it's just like all the like
1280
00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:32.679
pushing their boobs out. Yeah, you just there's a look
1281
00:55:32.719 --> 00:55:37.000
at a man's smile. Yeah, I didn't know you could
1282
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:43.199
see to the end. It's hilarious. I love it well.
1283
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:44.480
Back home to Milk
Mansion.
1284
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:48.960
That that is so like she force feeds you and
1285
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:50.039
is mean to you at once.
1286
00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:51.400
Yes, it's not even mean.
1287
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:55.559
It's like it's like a combo of like being mean
1288
00:55:55.639 --> 00:55:57.719
but also like praising you at the same time.
1289
00:55:57.800 --> 00:55:59.119
Yeah, for taking me down.
1290
00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:01.119
I don't think what go to Renaissance Fair?
1291
00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:01.679
What do you think of that?
1292
00:56:01.719 --> 00:56:02.960
I would say, like kill the praise?
1293
00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:06.400
You maybe could ask for that.
1294
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:09.119
I didn't know I was gonna say. Now, now you
1295
00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:11.639
might go to Renaissance Fair after hearing about how you
1296
00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:14.880
can get chest eyed by like fucking ninja stars apparently.
1297
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:19.960
But you're a man who goes to bed before New Year's.
1298
00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:25.519
But if we're talking about an afternoon, those are wider hours.
1299
00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:29.000
Yeah, you're like, Natalie, do you hear like blowing the
1300
00:56:29.039 --> 00:56:32.039
horn in the other room on New Year's Eve as
1301
00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:34.599
you're asleep? Is it like that sort of situation or
1302
00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:36.519
is it you're both in.
1303
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:40.760
Bad We We will usually go to bed around the
1304
00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:44.840
same time. Yeah, okay, but she would absolutely have a
1305
00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:45.599
party without me.
1306
00:56:48.679 --> 00:56:51.000
You're in the other room watching a fucking sheep detective.
1307
00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:57.280
Wait, you've you've been to the Baltimore Renaissance Fair. Oh yeah,
1308
00:56:57.320 --> 00:56:59.960
grown up every year. It's also awesome. It's so popular
1309
00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:02.480
now that you like cannot get tickets day of Like
1310
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:04.360
it's that when the tickets go on sale, the entire
1311
00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:06.679
summer sells out, like in the first day.
1312
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:09.519
Do you have us a favorite thing that you look
1313
00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:10.360
forward to the Rent Fair?
1314
00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:13.159
Yes? So my favorite performer of all time actually is
1315
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:16.679
a Renaissance performer at the Baltar At this one, he
1316
00:57:16.840 --> 00:57:19.880
is the jungling juggling chainsaw comedian. And this is a
1317
00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:24.480
man that he juggles things with a chainsaw on a unicycle.
1318
00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:28.360
But he has told the exact same act my entire life,
1319
00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:31.960
and it gets more and more dead eyed every single year.
1320
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:34.880
And it's amazing watching him just go through the motions
1321
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:37.119
but just be chucking this chainsaw in the air. You
1322
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:39.960
can feel the divorce on his body at this point.
1323
00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:43.280
It's so funny. And then like maybe ten years ago,
1324
00:57:43.840 --> 00:57:45.679
he asked people to throw things up on stage to
1325
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:48.360
juggle with his Chainsaw, and this guy like threw up
1326
00:57:48.360 --> 00:57:50.679
a copy of Big on DVD and I was like,
1327
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:53.360
why the fuck is Big here? Who brought who brought
1328
00:57:53.400 --> 00:57:56.760
Big on DVD to the Renfest? Why? Why is it happening?
1329
00:57:56.800 --> 00:57:59.480
Why is it here? It was amazing? It was amazing. Yeah,
1330
00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:02.039
that is my favorite. Do I've watched him like every
1331
00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:04.880
single summer that I'm home for Runfair. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah,
1332
00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:08.039
it's it rules. There used to be an elephant back
1333
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:11.400
when we didn't realize how bad that was. But it's
1334
00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:13.480
not there anymore that yes.
1335
00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:16.639
Yeah, I know. We used to look things used to
1336
00:58:16.639 --> 00:58:19.039
be good. We used to we used to be able
1337
00:58:19.079 --> 00:58:21.360
to ride the elephants around. We were having a blast
1338
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:23.960
do that. Did they are They don't do it. There's
1339
00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:25.639
like no more show elephants are there?
1340
00:58:26.400 --> 00:58:27.079
Or no, I don't.
1341
00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:29.760
I mean, I think there's maybe some circuses that do it,
1342
00:58:29.800 --> 00:58:31.320
but it's it's you can't you can't ride.
1343
00:58:31.360 --> 00:58:34.400
You can't ride an elephant anymore. Basically, I think probably
1344
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:35.159
some states.
1345
00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:40.199
Where in other countries circus sense no, miss did you
1346
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:40.480
ride it?
1347
00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:41.559
I did as a child.
1348
00:58:41.639 --> 00:58:42.000
I wrote it.
1349
00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:43.960
A lot of people have been on the back of
1350
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:48.880
an elephant. I've never been on an elephant or a camel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1351
00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:49.719
they don't do it anymore.
1352
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:51.000
I would. I would.
1353
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:54.159
It's weird, Like I get the appeal of it.
1354
00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:54.719
Absolutely.
1355
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:56.039
If I was a kid had the opportunity to get
1356
00:58:56.079 --> 00:58:57.559
on the back of an elephant, I'd be a little scared,
1357
00:58:57.599 --> 00:58:58.280
but I would want to do.
1358
00:58:58.960 --> 00:58:59.440
Of course.
1359
00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:03.719
It's good. It's a good thing that it's gone. That's funny.
1360
00:59:03.760 -->
00:59:07.360
The ren Fair had an elephant. I guess that fits right.
1361
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:09.559
I guess if you get one, you you use it.
1362
00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:13.119
Sure we got an elephant. Yeah, I learned you.
1363
00:59:13.159 --> 00:59:14.679
Could do like whatever the fuck you wanted.
1364
00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:16.719
Ren Fair people like have come dressed up as like
1365
00:59:16.760 --> 00:59:18.480
stormtroopers and they act like they're from.
1366
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:19.920
The future, from a different timeline.
1367
00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:21.920
There was a dude dressed up as Shrek, Like, you
1368
00:59:21.960 --> 00:59:24.000
can literally do whatever you want.
1369
00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:28.280
It's really fun to watch a Jack Sparrow see another
1370
00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:34.599
Jed Barrow. Yes, there was a Yeah. They're really fun
1371
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:37.039
because they're usually getting kicked out of something at the
1372
00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:39.880
ren Fair and then running into each other. That way.
1373
00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:44.880
The the Shrek, I guess Shrek is Shrek from medieval times.
1374
00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:48.400
Shrek World is medieval adjacent I guess.
1375
00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:49.000
Okay, that's fair.
1376
00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:51.079
Love Shrek. People do love Shrek.
1377
00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:55.320
Remember they cleaned up they parts of the Caribbeane went woke,
1378
00:59:55.519 --> 00:59:58.639
as we know. But then they added in Johnny Depp
1379
00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:00.639
at the end. What a fucking misfire. It feels like,
1380
01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:02.800
is it still in there? I think depth still in there.
1381
01:00:03.039 --> 01:00:03.800
Depth is still in there.
1382
01:00:03.840 --> 01:00:05.760
I think Jack Sparrow is still a presence. It's a
1383
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:06.599
good animatronic.
1384
01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:07.400
It is a good guy.
1385
01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:07.880
Say that.
1386
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:11.119
I agree. Yeah, they just they changed everything else and
1387
01:00:11.119 --> 01:00:13.400
then they put it feels like you can take him
1388
01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:14.800
out and put all the other stuff back and will
1389
01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:16.280
be it would be just as fine.
1390
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.960
They updoated some of his vo so he's like she
1391
01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:20.280
lied on the witness stead.
1392
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:24.800
I found it to in me bad.
1393
01:00:28.239 --> 01:00:30.800
You have a unique living situation here in La which
1394
01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:32.719
is that you live in a mobile home community.
1395
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:33.639
Do Yeah.
1396
01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:35.760
I love it. You've lived there for a while now,
1397
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:36.239
I have.
1398
01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:39.760
Yeah, so I've been there for twelve years now. A.
1399
01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:43.239
It's funny because I
it's it's it's in a very
1400
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:45.079
cool part neighborhood in the city. I love it quite
1401
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:47.719
a bit. And this is a cool neighborhood. Yeah, yeah,
1402
01:00:47.719 --> 01:00:50.360
it's it's really fun and like the very first standard tour,
1403
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:52.719
everyone on I was gone for six weeks and when
1404
01:00:52.719 --> 01:00:55.039
I was gone, the apartment on either side of me
1405
01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:58.920
got sprayed for cockroaches. So I came back to a
1406
01:00:58.960 --> 01:01:03.800
horrible infestation. And after my first triumphant tour around the country.
1407
01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:06.320
And I like, so they left that place, they came
1408
01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:07.039
over right.
1409
01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:09.719
Into my place, and I was like, you're never sharing
1410
01:01:09.719 --> 01:01:11.679
walls again. You need to figure something out. And I
1411
01:01:11.719 --> 01:01:15.679
just started driving around LA and I found this trailer
1412
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:17.599
park the day that my trailer got put up on
1413
01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:19.719
the market. It was just like meant for me. It
1414
01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:22.360
was amazing, and I called and wrote like a nice letter.
1415
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:24.480
I was able to like, I bought my house in
1416
01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:28.159
Los Angeles for forty five thousand dollars. No big deal. Yeah,
1417
01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:30.519
it's a two bad too bath. I pay a lot rent,
1418
01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:33.440
but it's like incredibly cheap. And we have like thirty
1419
01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:36.239
two houses in our park. And wow, it's a lot
1420
01:01:36.239 --> 01:01:37.960
of old like a lot of old people and then
1421
01:01:38.199 --> 01:01:39.880
also young people. And we're all friends with each other
1422
01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:41.480
and we have like pot lucks a couple times a
1423
01:01:41.519 --> 01:01:43.960
year and we have like Halloween decorating contests and stuff
1424
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:47.159
and It's really awesome and one of my favorite things
1425
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:48.119
about Los Angeles.
1426
01:01:48.199 --> 01:01:50.679
It's such a cool like it seems it seems like
1427
01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:52.119
a really cool small community.
1428
01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:53.639
Yeah, it sounds good as well.
1429
01:01:54.119 --> 01:01:57.199
It really rules. And like I painted, my house is
1430
01:01:57.239 --> 01:02:00.159
like bright purple with like I have this ombree on
1431
01:02:00.239 --> 01:02:01.360
the front of it, and I have a twelve foot
1432
01:02:01.360 --> 01:02:03.760
skeleton next to it, and it's just like I just
1433
01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:05.960
have a silly little home and I love it so
1434
01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:08.320
much and it just makes me happy every time I'm there.
1435
01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:12.440
Eminem did damage to the trailer, to the trailer living
1436
01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:15.639
when he was you know when he's speaking against his
1437
01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:18.039
mom and her living there, right, he did some bad,
1438
01:02:18.239 --> 01:02:19.360
irreparable damage.
1439
01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:24.760
We've had some trailer we have had some trailer parking moments, Like,
1440
01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:27.239
don't worry, I've there. I have several neighbor neighbors that
1441
01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:29.920
have died of just like you know, old age or whatever.
1442
01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:33.159
But like when I first moved in, our first lot
1443
01:02:33.239 --> 01:02:37.440
manager was on hospice. She died three days after signing
1444
01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:38.360
our rental agreement.
1445
01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:38.880
Oh my god.
1446
01:02:38.920 --> 01:02:41.760
Her son took over that place. He was a like
1447
01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:44.519
got drunk diabetic with a cotton candy machine. So he
1448
01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:47.239
killed himself. With a cotton candy like six months.
1449
01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:49.079
Later Jesus and I was like, we're going to go.
1450
01:02:50.440 --> 01:02:53.280
I was like, damn trailer park, Okay, getting crazy in here.
1451
01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:55.280
And then we had a hoarder that she passed away
1452
01:02:55.320 --> 01:02:57.559
of old age. She used to buy me a five
1453
01:02:57.599 --> 01:03:00.079
gallon jug of peanut butter every year for Christmas. She
1454
01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:03.000
said that was her secret to old age. So I
1455
01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:04.159
got that from her.
1456
01:03:04.679 --> 01:03:06.280
It feels like, is good for the year.
1457
01:03:06.480 --> 01:03:06.840
Yeah.
1458
01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:09.800
Yeah, every mental issue I have, you're putting in different
1459
01:03:09.880 --> 01:03:10.920
trailers right now.
1460
01:03:11.119 --> 01:03:14.559
Sounds like. She was my next door nameer directly. And
1461
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:17.000
she died right before COVID, of she was like eighty
1462
01:03:17.039 --> 01:03:21.000
three and so early COVID. We got to watch a
1463
01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:22.840
bunch of people come in and just clean out a
1464
01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:25.840
horde And it was honestly the best entertainment I ever
1465
01:03:25.840 --> 01:03:27.480
could have asked for, because, like me and my my
1466
01:03:27.559 --> 01:03:29.119
roommate at the time, we kept kind of being like,
1467
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:31.960
what would you find? Cause see the guys kind of
1468
01:03:31.960 --> 01:03:33.519
get together and like huddle up and be like would
1469
01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:35.239
you find out there? And like I have a rusty
1470
01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:38.039
machete that they pulled out of her house. That's pretty fun.
1471
01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:38.880
Oh my god.
1472
01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:40.920
Yeah, yeah, I have an old photo album of like
1473
01:03:40.960 --> 01:03:42.679
her family. She
didn't have any next of kins, so
1474
01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:44.800
it's like they were just gonna chuck this photo album
1475
01:03:44.840 --> 01:03:47.079
and I was like, I'll take it. I hate seeing
1476
01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:49.440
like old photos thrown away. Yeah sure, you know. So
1477
01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:51.800
to have this my old nighbor of Raina's photo album
1478
01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:52.960
or family.
1479
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:56.400
That's beautiful. What is There's like a real sense of
1480
01:03:56.440 --> 01:03:59.400
community there, like like will you guys have like a bond,
1481
01:03:59.559 --> 01:04:01.880
Like do you have like like cookouts or bonfires or
1482
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:02.239
anything like that.
1483
01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:04.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah we do. We there's well the park
1484
01:04:04.960 --> 01:04:07.519
manager now her and her husband have a band. It's
1485
01:04:07.719 --> 01:04:12.599
very timineric energy. During lockdown, they were the only live
1486
01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:15.639
music that I saw for two years, and they liked
1487
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:18.239
to throw a little concerts, so just the two of them,
1488
01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:21.119
and then they will live stream on Facebook, but then
1489
01:04:21.239 --> 01:04:23.400
only played to the Facebook. It's as if you were
1490
01:04:23.400 --> 01:04:26.559
not there at all watching it happen. It's amazing. So
1491
01:04:26.599 --> 01:04:28.360
they play and they usually get like pizza and like
1492
01:04:28.360 --> 01:04:30.239
sometimes they'll grill out and stuff, and it's just a
1493
01:04:30.360 --> 01:04:33.920
very fun little little community with this guy named Barry
1494
01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.800
that passed away a few years ago. His old older
1495
01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:39.199
guy and his family came to clear out his trailer
1496
01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:42.360
and we just were all like telling stories about Barry
1497
01:04:42.400 --> 01:04:44.559
and they were like, oh, we didn't know anything about him,
1498
01:04:44.559 --> 01:04:46.199
and I was like, oh, Barry was like my homie.
1499
01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:49.840
Berry told me one time that I needed to be
1500
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:53.639
careful because if I kept losing weight, I would never
1501
01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:57.519
be a Lane Bryant model. And I was like, what
1502
01:04:57.639 --> 01:05:04.800
a specific compliment, Barry, Thank you for resting power.
1503
01:05:04.880 --> 01:05:09.719
It's always fun when well rest in peace to Barry.
1504
01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:12.639
But but it is always fun when you hear things
1505
01:05:12.679 --> 01:05:16.079
about one You hear you're too big, and then you
1506
01:05:16.119 --> 01:05:18.199
hear all this stuff about how you should lose weight
1507
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:21.239
or if you lose too much weight. It's fucking bullshit.
1508
01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:21.880
You can ever do.
1509
01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:24.480
You can't do anything right make anyone happy, can't make
1510
01:05:24.519 --> 01:05:26.119
anyone happy, MoMA.
1511
01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:30.320
He tried to give me a gun too, but he's
1512
01:05:30.360 --> 01:05:31.599
just gonna give it to me one day. And I
1513
01:05:31.599 --> 01:05:33.199
was like, I don't know if I can just take Barry.
1514
01:05:33.239 --> 01:05:36.119
But he tried to give you a gun. Yeah, wow, yeah,
1515
01:05:36.239 --> 01:05:37.800
like for your like like you should have one of
1516
01:05:37.800 --> 01:05:39.800
these because you're you know, well, that's wild.
1517
01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:41.400
He's like, I care about you well, to make sure
1518
01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:42.920
you have protection. Of the house and I was like,
1519
01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:45.599
I appreciate it. I do have a dog, but it's
1520
01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:48.880
good to know that there's just loose guns two trailers down.
1521
01:05:49.519 --> 01:05:52.000
I mean, it is in some sense a thoughtful gesture.
1522
01:05:52.199 --> 01:05:53.760
It was like very he was from he was like
1523
01:05:53.800 --> 01:05:56.719
from Detroit, like he was he was just a retired marine.
1524
01:05:56.840 --> 01:05:58.039
He was just like a sweetheart guy.
1525
01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:01.960
Yeah, yeah, you you and Mitch have something in common,
1526
01:06:02.159 --> 01:06:05.079
which is that you both worked on prices, right many
1527
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:05.880
many years ago.
1528
01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:10.000
That's right. I was there for the Barker turnover and
1529
01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:12.960
you were you there like a year after.
1530
01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:13.800
That, a year after that?
1531
01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:17.159
Okay, yeah, and who was hosted this era, Drew Carrey.
1532
01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:20.679
Did you go right into carry Yeah?
1533
01:06:20.760 --> 01:06:24.639
I think, wow, Yeah.
1534
01:06:24.039 --> 01:06:26.280
There was no there was it was. There was like
1535
01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:27.960
a thing where they were like I think they maybe
1536
01:06:28.039 --> 01:06:30.800
had a couple of people come into test. I wasn't.
1537
01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:33.559
I told you that I did a test. You've heard this.
1538
01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:35.519
I did a test episode and I spun the wheel
1539
01:06:35.719 --> 01:06:36.880
and I was like, it's going to hit a dollar
1540
01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:38.599
and then it just stopped and the guy behind it
1541
01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:40.039
was like I stopped it. I was like, what the fuck?
1542
01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.880
But but but I was a page there at the
1543
01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:49.199
time and for UH comedy hero Bill Maher. I was
1544
01:06:49.239 --> 01:06:54.280
also a page for Bill Maher that. Yeah, I never
1545
01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:59.199
saw any verse handkerchiefs. But he masturbates into a handkerchief
1546
01:06:59.239 --> 01:07:02.719
before every show legedly, and it's so, and it's so.
1547
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:05.719
Is that a Patreon tire that he has with the clan?
1548
01:07:08.360 --> 01:07:09.880
They don't have merch on Patreon.
1549
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:12.679
But you know, it's like, but I was and what
1550
01:07:12.800 --> 01:07:13.440
are you doing it too?
1551
01:07:13.480 --> 01:07:14.159
Before the show?
1552
01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:17.119
Was that him and Woody Allen doing it before the show?
1553
01:07:18.519 --> 01:07:20.679
Never saw Woody there. I saw Ben Affleck was there
1554
01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:22.639
one night when I was. When I was there, that's fun.
1555
01:07:22.840 --> 01:07:24.960
Yeah, it was a bunch of random people. It was good.
1556
01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:26.239
I was in the I was the PA for the
1557
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.880
makeup department, and the lady who ran it was like
1558
01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:33.480
a real, real interesting lady. And she had like two
1559
01:07:33.639 --> 01:07:37.360
sons that would come to tapings sometimes, and she had
1560
01:07:37.639 --> 01:07:40.000
they they had both grown their hair out very long,
1561
01:07:40.039 --> 01:07:41.760
and they had like these long curls, and she would
1562
01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.280
just like stare at the camera to make sure everyone's
1563
01:07:44.320 --> 01:07:46.519
makeup was good while she brushed one of her sons
1564
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:50.039
next to her, And I just thought it was deeply
1565
01:07:50.079 --> 01:07:50.639
mentally ill.
1566
01:07:50.760 --> 01:07:51.440
That's intense.
1567
01:07:51.559 --> 01:07:54.880
Yeah, it was a real fun early Hollywood site.
1568
01:07:55.159 --> 01:07:58.039
Yeah, I'm surprised I've never gotten this treatment in my life.
1569
01:07:58.039 --> 01:08:00.519
But that is very that is I mean, I love it.
1570
01:08:00.679 --> 01:08:02.840
Yeah, just brushing a son next to her.
1571
01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:05.440
Here's a question, it's a price, is the right question
1572
01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:07.199
that I don't know if I've ever asked you, Mitch.
1573
01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:10.199
But but since we're kind of bridging two different generations
1574
01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:13.880
of the show, what was the food situation like there?
1575
01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:15.360
Like was their craft services?
1576
01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:18.199
I'll tell you this. Yeah, no, not for me because
1577
01:08:18.199 --> 01:08:19.720
I was a CBS page and I was just leading
1578
01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:23.079
people in, but backstage probably, but this is this is
1579
01:08:23.159 --> 01:08:25.439
just the old school Hollywood thing. But there was the
1580
01:08:25.439 --> 01:08:28.600
CBS cafeteria felt like you were on a real working lot.
1581
01:08:28.640 --> 01:08:30.439
It was like you were in there and I'd like
1582
01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:33.319
see Bob Barker sometimes like oh sorry, shuffling through there
1583
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:35.600
and stuff like that. You would see
like Days of
1584
01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:39.239
our Lives actors. It felt very much like Hollywood is happening.
1585
01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:41.840
And now that whole I think they sold that entire
1586
01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:44.560
studio and they like a yeah, that's gone.
1587
01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:47.520
I think a billionaire owns it or something. Now it's cool.
1588
01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:49.399
I would walk around and some guy would be like, hey,
1589
01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:51.920
nice jacket. I was like, it's Billy Ray Cyrus telling
1590
01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:54.840
me my page jacket is nice. That's It did feel
1591
01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:57.520
it felt like kind of Hollywood, and it felt that
1592
01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:00.079
it was like it felt like that like when I
1593
01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:01.920
was kind of dying, where you're like, oh, I'm seeing
1594
01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:05.960
all these sorts of kind of different Hollywood personalities or whatever.
1595
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:08.520
Really clocking in it felt like you were like, all right,
1596
01:09:08.560 --> 01:09:11.640
now it's lunch time, we're working. It felt felt good.
1597
01:09:11.920 --> 01:09:15.159
Yeah, And I thought I thought I liked the cafeteria
1598
01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:18.479
TBS uh tell them TV City. That was what it was.
1599
01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:22.000
I miss cafeterias. Yeah, there's one of my current work.
1600
01:09:22.039 --> 01:09:25.039
It's and it's fine. You got to Yeah, I'm not
1601
01:09:25.079 --> 01:09:26.960
trying to doc. You got a Pikito moss. We do
1602
01:09:27.079 --> 01:09:29.279
have a Pogino moss there. That's great, Yes you got
1603
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.600
you get no complaints about that. But but but how
1604
01:09:31.720 --> 01:09:32.880
is it is? It is it?
1605
01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:33.159
It does?
1606
01:09:33.199 --> 01:09:35.760
It just taste like Pekito moss. It tastes like Pekino moss.
1607
01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:36.239
This is so.
1608
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:39.640
It's on the Warner Brothers Studio a lot, and it's there.
1609
01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:40.960
You ain't getting in.
1610
01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:44.840
Even if they try, they ain't getting in there on
1611
01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:47.199
a studio tour. A studio tour, it's very easy to
1612
01:09:47.239 --> 01:09:48.640
get in, to.
1613
01:09:49.159 --> 01:09:51.520
Roll off of the cart you're trying to go get
1614
01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:52.359
to the Pikins.
1615
01:09:52.520 --> 01:09:54.560
There's a lot of effort that's trying to kill Wiger.
1616
01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:57.640
If that's what you're trying to do, don't.
1617
01:09:57.439 --> 01:09:58.640
Kill don't come there to kill me.
1618
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:00.720
Yeah, I don't go there kill them.
1619
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:04.359
We'll see what song we're playing your funeral.
1620
01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:07.279
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1621
01:10:07.279 --> 01:10:09.079
good shape there because if they do shoot you, the
1622
01:10:09.159 --> 01:10:10.960
pit is right. If film's right there.
1623
01:10:10.840 --> 01:10:12.920
No Wiley could step up to the play they can
1624
01:10:12.960 --> 01:10:13.600
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1625
01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:14.359
It will be It will be.
1626
01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:17.600
Three episodes to fix my bullet wound. But I'll come
1627
01:10:17.600 --> 01:10:18.920
out on the other side. But then I'll have a
1628
01:10:18.960 --> 01:10:25.520
permanent boner. I'll tell you the song is playing his
1629
01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:27.920
favorite song to listen to while he drives. Is no music,
1630
01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:29.079
what's whatsoever.
1631
01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:29.520
It's true.
1632
01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:31.880
I do like to be alone with my thoughts, so
1633
01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:34.600
I do think it might be appropriate to just play
1634
01:10:34.640 --> 01:10:35.520
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1635
01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:37.520
Maybe just play a little bit of that for a bit,
1636
01:10:37.840 --> 01:10:41.159
white noise with thoughts for a bit.
1637
01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:44.039
Not even listening to anything, just sort of like, what's
1638
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going on here?
1639
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:47.239
That's the priest is just doing that into the microphone.
1640
01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:51.960
Give him a little music.
1641
01:10:51.800 --> 01:10:54.800
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Firehouse Subs was founded in nineteen ninety four in Jacksonville, Florida,
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01:15:27.640 -->
01:15:31.600
by former firefighter brothers Chris and Robin Sorensen. Wow and
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December twenty twenty one, the chain was acquired by Restaurant
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Brands International, which also Owens Burger King has about fifteen
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01:15:38.079 --> 01:15:43.520
hundred locations, mostly in the Western Hemisphere, but there's a
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01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:48.319
few in like the Middle East Albania. Each location has
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01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:53.319
a firefighter themed mural which is painted the company's headquarters
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01:15:53.640 --> 01:15:57.439
in Jacksonville by Joe Puscis, and no puscus mural is
1734
01:15:57.479 --> 01:15:58.840
the same as the other, so each one has a
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01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:01.720
unique bespoke mural by the same artis.
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Like a lot.
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01:16:02.720 --> 01:16:04.079
Yeah, Randy, you have a history.
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01:16:04.239 --> 01:16:05.520
You have a history with Firehouse.
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01:16:05.600 --> 01:16:08.800
Okay, So my introduction to Firehouse Subs is I was
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01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:11.840
doing a show in Nashville, probably like ten twelve years
1741
01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:14.600
ago or something, and the guy was staying with who
1742
01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:17.000
had thrown the show. Her brother in law was in town,
1743
01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:20.199
and it was his fortieth birthday, and every year on
1744
01:16:20.279 --> 01:16:23.279
his birthday, what he did is he came in from
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01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:27.439
rural Tennessee into Nashville and he would go to every
1746
01:16:27.479 --> 01:16:31.319
single Firehouse Subs for the day before in the day after,
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01:16:31.359 --> 01:16:34.560
because you get a free sub at Firehouse sub on
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01:16:34.600 --> 01:16:36.600
your birthday, and you could do it the day before
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01:16:36.640 --> 01:16:40.600
the day after and he would get thirty free subs whoa,
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01:16:41.359 --> 01:16:44.960
no veggies, just meat and cheese, and then he would
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01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:47.319
bundle them up and take them home and freeze them.
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01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:51.600
And that was his birthday tradition. And this is like
1753
01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:54.119
how I learned what Firehouse Subs was. I was like, wow,
1754
01:16:54.199 --> 01:16:57.800
this is like a dedication to an incredibly sub bar sandwich.
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01:16:58.439 --> 01:17:00.159
He would truly insane.
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01:17:00.279 --> 01:17:01.880
It's a max ten on your birthday, or you go
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01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:02.560
to different there.
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01:17:02.520 --> 01:17:05.119
Were ten in the area, shill yeah, yeah, And he
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01:17:05.159 --> 01:17:07.079
would spend an entire day doing it because they were
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01:17:07.079 --> 01:17:08.880
like twenty miles apart at certain times.
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01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:11.000
That's wild. Yeah, So you're paying with your time, but
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01:17:11.039 --> 01:17:12.760
you're effectively getting thirty free sandwich.
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01:17:12.920 --> 01:17:15.279
Yes, yeah, yeah. And he just would he would call
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01:17:15.359 --> 01:17:17.840
into his sister law and be like, I got like
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01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:19.720
three more to get before the end of the day,
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01:17:19.880 --> 01:17:21.720
like he really had like a hole. This was a
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01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:25.560
tradition for him. Strange, strange little man. This that that
1768
01:17:25.560 --> 01:17:26.920
that's what brings him joy. Yeah.
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01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:33.800
I was just alerted recently Ronnie Adrian Uh sent me
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01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:38.439
that a free steak and cheese melt for every mic
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from Firehouse Subs. Uh and Michael, Miguel, Miguel, mikey, Mike,
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01:17:49.319 --> 01:17:53.199
MICHAELA Michelle and both spellings of Michelle, you get a
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01:17:53.239 --> 01:17:56.439
free you get a free steak and cheese melt.
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01:17:56.520 --> 01:17:59.319
I feel I think that McHale should we had this
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in the group chat.
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01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:02.119
Oh, he did, but I think it came.
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01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:05.479
I think came via Ronnie pass Patreon guest Ronnie Adrian.
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01:18:05.800 --> 01:18:08.279
Yes, I said, and I said we should. We got
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01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:12.479
to do it, we should do Firehouse Subs. And I didn't, Ronnie,
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01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:14.399
We're gonna get you on for another episode, but not
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01:18:14.520 --> 01:18:18.560
Firehouse Subs. I Firehouse Subs.
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01:18:18.600 --> 01:18:21.000
Sorry, I didn't do it, not.
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01:18:21.079 --> 01:18:24.800
Brand, but said also we should have you back to
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01:18:24.880 --> 01:18:27.159
review it. And he said, hello, my name is not Michael.
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01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:29.399
I don't I don't get the milk.
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01:18:29.479 --> 01:18:30.319
Okay, then it's fine.
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I was like, Roight, I know your name's up Michael,
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01:18:33.680 --> 01:18:37.279
get me saved as Michael. I know Ronnie is Ronnie.
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01:18:37.880 --> 01:18:40.840
He's telling his other group chats, but my name is Michael.
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01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:45.039
I don't think. I don't think Ronnie's name is Michael's
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Michael to me because my name is Michael.
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01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:50.119
Your name is Michael. You go by Mitch, but is
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Michael Mitchell. I did not do Mitchell.
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Oh, free sandwich.
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He's back from the grave for that.
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I had to get the free sandwich.
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I was in heaven.
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I got in.
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He did. Yeah, Yeah, they saw Michael.
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They let me in there.
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Michael
the movie that proved I did nothing wrong.
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He's been waiting in purgatory. He Michael Jackson's been in
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01:19:14.760 --> 01:19:20.079
purgatory for however, fifteen or sixteen and a half years,
1804
01:19:20.119 --> 01:19:21.960
and then Michael came out. They sent out to heaven
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01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:23.720
and as God said, okay, let him in.
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God get the screen.
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01:19:25.319 --> 01:19:30.079
Nothing wrong here, Saint Peter opened up, Thank you. What
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01:19:30.159 --> 01:19:32.239
the benefits of being God? He gets a screener of everything.
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God gets a screen. God gets early screen.
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And they sent him to him on DVD. They're like physical.
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01:19:37.600 --> 01:19:38.640
He doesn't just get the streaming.
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01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:41.119
I heard God just got Avatar four that he got
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01:19:41.119 --> 01:19:42.800
the screen for isn't that cool?
1814
01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:45.960
So lucky? His DVD collection is probably crazy.
1815
01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:47.640
Gotta be wild, but some of them like that. He
1816
01:19:47.680 --> 01:19:50.399
hasn't gotten the Odyssey yet. It's like some of them they.
1817
01:19:50.640 --> 01:19:53.319
Protected close to the vest. He'll get it, but like
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01:19:53.399 --> 01:19:54.640
you'll get it closer to release.
1819
01:19:55.000 --> 01:19:58.000
He replaced all his DVDs with Blu rays? Or did he?
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01:19:58.239 --> 01:19:59.960
Is he okay having a mixed collection.
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01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:03.199
That's a good question. I would guess he's an archivist.
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01:20:03.239 --> 01:20:06.079
He's a completionist, so he probably has his DVDs alongside
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01:20:06.119 --> 01:20:06.720
his Blu rays.
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01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:12.239
The Odyssey is woke. He's not getting into heaven. Sorry,
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01:20:12.279 --> 01:20:17.000
Christopher nolland you're out. This is the big controversy is
1826
01:20:17.000 --> 01:20:18.520
that people did you not know this.
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01:20:19.279 --> 01:20:19.840
The right way?
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01:20:19.920 --> 01:20:22.319
You know about this? No one knows about this.
1829
01:20:22.520 --> 01:20:24.199
No way that people complain the Odyssey as well.
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01:20:24.479 --> 01:20:26.960
Elon Musk and these fucking idiots are like, the Odyssey
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01:20:27.039 --> 01:20:27.439
is woke.
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01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:29.800
There's no way any of these fucking morons ever read
1833
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:31.640
the Odyssey. They have no idea what's.
1834
01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:34.079
Actually Yeah, wait, why do they think it's woke?
1835
01:20:34.880 --> 01:20:37.239
H It's for a reason I don't even want to
1836
01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:40.960
say on the podcast, But but they're fucking morons. That's
1837
01:20:41.079 --> 01:20:44.560
of course yeah, but hey, God's God agrees and Christopher
1838
01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:45.680
Noland's not getting into heaven.
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01:20:48.119 --> 01:20:51.199
I've like, so what Firehouse subs I've had?
1840
01:20:51.319 --> 01:20:56.000
That story continues, well, come in anyway, we'll find out
1841
01:20:56.000 --> 01:20:56.479
in part two.
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01:20:57.640 --> 01:21:03.199
Thank you his So Firehouse we've reviewed on the podcast before,
1843
01:21:03.479 --> 01:21:06.000
I've but it was it's been a while. That was
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01:21:06.039 --> 01:21:08.479
I think maybe our first episode with mary Son if you.
1845
01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:09.560
Remember back in the day.
1846
01:21:09.720 --> 01:21:13.359
It's now become a regular guest, frequent beloved guest mary Son.
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01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:17.920
But the I remember eating Firehouse subs at Palmerson.
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01:21:17.399 --> 01:21:19.159
At Palmerston, this is where we used to record the
1849
01:21:19.159 --> 01:21:21.520
podcast your Apartment. But if also like I used to
1850
01:21:21.600 --> 01:21:26.359
go to fire Firehouse with some regularity, and it's Jersey
1851
01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:28.640
Mike's completely supplanted. There was a point where it's kind
1852
01:21:28.640 --> 01:21:31.399
of two handing. I'll go Firehouse because fire House because
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01:21:31.399 --> 01:21:32.640
it want like a hot sub. They'll do a fun
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01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:34.680
hot sub, and like I'll go to go to Jersey
1855
01:21:34.680 --> 01:21:36.239
Mikes mix it up, and then a certain points like
1856
01:21:36.359 --> 01:21:39.399
Jersey Mike is just better than strictly better than Firehouse.
1857
01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:43.039
I'm much much better. They got a better soda selection too,
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01:21:43.399 --> 01:21:46.439
Like no mural, unfortunately. I'd like a mural of just
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01:21:46.479 --> 01:21:49.159
a Jersey guy. I think that would be fun. One.
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01:21:49.319 --> 01:21:51.880
Yeah, they will have a while speaking of soda, we're
1861
01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:53.359
talking about this lot, but they will have wild cherry
1862
01:21:53.399 --> 01:21:56.000
pepsi on fountain, which is like, that's a great soda.
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01:21:56.119 --> 01:21:57.560
I like a miura. It just like a guy in
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01:21:57.600 --> 01:21:59.399
a white tank like a Jersey guy in a white
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01:21:59.399 --> 01:21:59.920
tank top.
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01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:02.840
Exactly a sunburned Italian.
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01:22:04.600 --> 01:22:05.960
Those motherfuckers don't burn.
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01:22:07.640 --> 01:22:08.279
That's true.
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01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:10.399
So will be good for him in the afterlife.
1870
01:22:12.960 --> 01:22:13.640
All Italians.
1871
01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:16.119
It's like all dogs going to have him.
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01:22:16.840 --> 01:22:17.479
That's there.
1873
01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:23.880
I can't believe Trump's not down here. I wanted to
1874
01:22:23.920 --> 01:22:29.760
meet him. I sent them, Uh, what's the man of
1875
01:22:29.800 --> 01:22:32.079
the movie. I sent them The Apprentice. He let me in.
1876
01:22:35.960 -->
01:22:36.520
It was really good.
1877
01:22:36.640 --> 01:22:37.560
It's pretty good.
1878
01:22:39.159 --> 01:22:39.560
Right now.
1879
01:22:39.600 --> 01:22:43.600
They have they have a steak and cheese milk melt.
1880
01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:46.600
Steak and cheese, not milk. Steak and cheese melt milk.
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01:22:47.079 --> 01:22:51.439
Beautiful. It's a beautiful. It's beautiful, folks.
1882
01:22:51.439 --> 01:22:51.920
We love it.
1883
01:22:52.000 --> 01:22:54.039
They have a they have a cheese steak and cheese melt,
1884
01:22:54.039 --> 01:22:56.279
and they have a chicken and cheddar rancher, which are
1885
01:22:56.359 --> 01:22:58.479
kind of their l T O S. I think it's
1886
01:22:58.520 --> 01:23:01.479
called the rancher, right, let me right about that copy.
1887
01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:04.600
Rancher is a funny. That's a funny like a because
1888
01:23:04.680 --> 01:23:07.800
ranch is a profession. Yes, yeah, I like it, and
1889
01:23:07.880 --> 01:23:09.319
I'm not saying anything bad about it. You know who
1890
01:23:09.319 --> 01:23:12.199
has a great ranch dressing. It's funny to say this,
1891
01:23:12.279 --> 01:23:13.960
but prime pizza great ranch?
1892
01:23:14.199 --> 01:23:16.279
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I do like prime pizzas ranch.
1893
01:23:16.439 --> 01:23:19.000
Right, Ranch, you can buy it. You can get get
1894
01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:23.119
a bottle, except it's not like a sealed like it
1895
01:23:23.199 --> 01:23:25.279
is just like it's like a homemade bottle.
1896
01:23:26.119 --> 01:23:28.199
It means it's the same when you're getting from the restaurant.
1897
01:23:28.199 --> 01:23:30.000
They're just like putting it in a bigger bottle for you.
1898
01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:31.800
It's not like some weird different version.
1899
01:23:31.880 --> 01:23:34.199
The only downside is that it's like this last like
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01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:36.319
a week. I think it's like the expiration date was
1901
01:23:36.319 --> 01:23:38.920
like basically a week. Yeah yeah, I have a week
1902
01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:46.720
from today to finish my bottle a ranch. I go
1903
01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:48.960
by expiration dates. I think a sandwich can be out
1904
01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:51.520
of this fridge from five to six hours. It's fine, But.
1905
01:23:51.479 --> 01:23:53.279
If the fridge is right there, you might as well.
1906
01:23:53.199 --> 01:23:55.680
Just use No it can geals in a different way.
1907
01:23:55.760 --> 01:24:00.680
It can deeal. You get what I'm saying. A free sandwiches.
1908
01:24:02.159 --> 01:24:03.159
It changes things.
1909
01:24:03.199 --> 01:24:05.319
Bread gets wet, the bread gets a little wet, wet
1910
01:24:05.319 --> 01:24:07.079
Bread's not like I don't like a wet bread. We
1911
01:24:07.119 --> 01:24:08.000
don't like the wet bread.
1912
01:24:08.079 --> 01:24:10.199
I think I'd rather have that than like worry that
1913
01:24:10.239 --> 01:24:11.239
it's going to make me sick.
1914
01:24:11.319 --> 01:24:14.279
I'll say this, my bread got wet sitting outside the fridge.
1915
01:24:16.039 --> 01:24:18.760
It is true, it's cold and wet. That's not sandwich.
1916
01:24:19.239 --> 01:24:28.800
But also, what did you order some yes, yes, do
1917
01:24:28.800 --> 01:24:30.199
you have anything? You add anything to it?
1918
01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:37.119
Bacon, water, water.
1919
01:24:37.479 --> 01:24:39.439
I did add oil and vinegar to it.
1920
01:24:39.600 --> 01:24:42.479
Well, can be part of it, but it wasn't oily.
1921
01:24:42.520 --> 01:24:43.239
It was water.
1922
01:24:45.039 --> 01:24:49.119
Look, we were talking about it today. The thing that
1923
01:24:49.159 --> 01:24:51.560
we said, I think we can all agree is that
1924
01:24:51.600 --> 01:24:57.279
with that chicken bacon rancher, the it just things seem
1925
01:24:57.319 --> 01:25:00.439
a little antiquated at Firehouse subs. The chicken seems chicken
1926
01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:02.199
you can't even get anymore. That's what I was saying
1927
01:25:02.199 --> 01:25:07.119
about this said you said Quizno's chicken was like the
1928
01:25:07.399 --> 01:25:08.720
like I was like, oh man, and like two thought
1929
01:25:08.760 --> 01:25:11.920
from like in the two thousands, I ate so much
1930
01:25:12.079 --> 01:25:15.279
chicken like this, and now it just like doesn't exist anymore.
1931
01:25:15.399 --> 01:25:19.640
That unseasoned, very processed chicken breast in strips.
1932
01:25:19.760 --> 01:25:20.359
This is drips.
1933
01:25:20.439 --> 01:25:23.439
This is this is officially new grilled chicken breast, which
1934
01:25:23.439 --> 01:25:25.159
I'm amazed that it's new. This is a new addition
1935
01:25:25.199 --> 01:25:26.800
to the menu because it feels again, it feels like
1936
01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:29.439
something from the Yachts or the nineties Chrispy bacon and
1937
01:25:29.479 --> 01:25:32.800
buttermilk ranch. This is like the quality of chicken that
1938
01:25:32.880 --> 01:25:35.560
you'd get on like an airport salad. It was a
1939
01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:37.760
really really low quality and that just kind of kind
1940
01:25:37.760 --> 01:25:40.319
of poisoned the well with this sandwich because I thought
1941
01:25:40.359 --> 01:25:43.680
they have a decent ranch, but I just thought it
1942
01:25:43.720 --> 01:25:45.119
was just overall just like kind.
1943
01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:46.600
Of not a great combination.
1944
01:25:48.079 --> 01:25:50.560
And we also the steak and cheese milk melt.
1945
01:25:50.920 --> 01:25:54.199
Jesus Christ, you don't up saying melt is milk.
1946
01:25:54.640 --> 01:25:56.760
Steak and cheese milk is disgusting?
1947
01:25:56.760 --> 01:25:59.560
For it, it does sound really disgusting. We just get
1948
01:25:59.600 --> 01:26:01.760
chicken in milkvanger for a weekend and get you You'll
1949
01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:04.039
be You'll be fine after that. You won't be making
1950
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:04.720
these mistakes.
1951
01:26:06.600 --> 01:26:06.720
Uh.
1952
01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:12.920
Anyway, check out a Brandy special melt job fuck.
1953
01:26:11.439 --> 01:26:12.600
Get milked on YouTube.
1954
01:26:14.439 --> 01:26:18.720
Steak and cheese, melt shaved steak, provolone, brown sugar, caramelized
1955
01:26:18.760 --> 01:26:19.800
onion and peppers.
1956
01:26:20.760 --> 01:26:24.279
I thought this was also pretty gross. This is bad.
1957
01:26:24.399 --> 01:26:26.600
The brown sugar is yeah, what are we doing? Why
1958
01:26:26.600 --> 01:26:27.600
are we doing that? Wait?
1959
01:26:27.640 --> 01:26:29.439
The brown sugar was in it was it was was.
1960
01:26:29.479 --> 01:26:31.760
The caramelized onions where brown sugar caramel?
1961
01:26:32.319 --> 01:26:34.680
Weird? Yeah, here was another thing.
1962
01:26:34.760 --> 01:26:36.319
The protein is just bad in it.
1963
01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:39.479
It's really the steak is bad and that's that's its
1964
01:26:39.479 --> 01:26:40.000
main sin.
1965
01:26:40.399 --> 01:26:42.119
Yeah, and I can tell you.
1966
01:26:42.159 --> 01:26:45.560
Look, we know that. Uh what the fuck did Jersey make?
1967
01:26:45.600 --> 01:26:47.760
Bain Capital? Where the fuck it got bought by? It
1968
01:26:47.800 --> 01:26:49.880
got bought by Bane Capital? Was the mitt Romney one.
1969
01:26:49.880 --> 01:26:52.319
I believe it got bought by No, not Ork Capital though,
1970
01:26:52.319 --> 01:26:54.159
that's another one that buys up a bunch of restaurants.
1971
01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:59.600
I believe it's Blackstone Stone Blackstone good.
1972
01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:03.279
Bain does Bain doesn't own uh Jersey Mikes yea, yeah,
1973
01:27:03.319 --> 01:27:04.520
that's a that's plus.
1974
01:27:04.600 --> 01:27:08.399
Yeah, you're adopted, Mike, Well it was born.
1975
01:27:11.199 --> 01:27:12.079
That was good.
1976
01:27:13.000 --> 01:27:16.279
Look we're referencing ken boone, we're doing Bain impressions.
1977
01:27:17.359 --> 01:27:19.760
It might as well be that two thousand and nine.
1978
01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:23.520
Exactly, chickens making more sense. Now, chicken is.
1979
01:27:23.479 --> 01:27:26.279
Making more sense. Oh, twenty sixteen was kembone. But still
1980
01:27:26.920 --> 01:27:29.279
that is almost the line where I'm like, that's chicken.
1981
01:27:29.319 --> 01:27:31.039
Strip started to go away right around that.
1982
01:27:31.479 --> 01:27:33.720
Yeah, yeah, I think I don't.
1983
01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:35.319
I think ken Bone had something to do with it.
1984
01:27:35.760 --> 01:27:39.000
I I the stakums are bad in this steak, and
1985
01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:40.000
they were really bad.
1986
01:27:40.119 --> 01:27:43.479
They're really taking a little little just chewy in a
1987
01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:46.279
weird way. Yeah, yeah, no, it was gross.
1988
01:27:46.319 --> 01:27:48.079
I like Provolone, and I liked that they have their
1989
01:27:48.079 --> 01:27:50.039
default cheese. There is Provolo,
and I think they have
1990
01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:52.239
a decent Provolon, but I mean it just wasn't enough
1991
01:27:52.279 --> 01:27:54.920
to even the melted quality was not enough to salvage
1992
01:27:55.000 --> 01:27:59.600
this poor quality protein. Another lt O and I didn't
1993
01:27:59.600 --> 01:28:02.079
realize this, but this was one that I think we
1994
01:28:02.119 --> 01:28:05.760
all agreed was hitting the mac and cheese, yes, which
1995
01:28:05.800 --> 01:28:08.680
is extra cheesey cream mac and cheese made with cavatappe noodles.
1996
01:28:09.079 --> 01:28:10.800
I was like, I was going and I was like, Okay,
1997
01:28:10.880 --> 01:28:13.079
let's see what you got mac and cheese, especially because
1998
01:28:13.079 --> 01:28:14.560
this is one of the bites I have later in
1999
01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:15.399
the meal and I'm eating.
2000
01:28:15.439 --> 01:28:18.359
I was like, there's the better things I've gotten from Jersey.
2001
01:28:19.760 --> 01:28:19.920
Yeah.
2002
01:28:19.960 --> 01:28:23.000
Yeah, I'll just say that the highlights today were not
2003
01:28:23.079 --> 01:28:26.680
the sandwiches. There were everything else. Chips.
2004
01:28:26.840 --> 01:28:27.800
I agree, I agree he.
2005
01:28:27.920 --> 01:28:30.119
Not from Firehouse, Mike, the chips from.
2006
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:33.239
The headgumb kitchen Macklin highlights.
2007
01:28:32.880 --> 01:28:34.279
And you mean firehouse.
2008
01:28:34.399 --> 01:28:36.479
Yeah, you can say. I think both of you have
2009
01:28:36.520 --> 01:28:37.079
been saying Jersey.
2010
01:28:37.119 --> 01:28:38.159
Did I say Jersey Mike?
2011
01:28:38.279 --> 01:28:40.560
I think a little bit. I think how.
2012
01:28:40.399 --> 01:28:45.039
Many times they say Jersey Mike, You're fine, Everything's fine.
2013
01:28:45.560 --> 01:28:48.399
Wait, let's let's let's Mitchell, let's just each say firehouse
2014
01:28:48.439 --> 01:28:50.119
subs clean, and then Emma can dub it over.
2015
01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:55.159
When we say Jersey mics firehouse subs, firehouse mics subs.
2016
01:28:56.640 --> 01:29:04.439
Put that in for me buirehouse subs, buyre house subs, Fuirehouse,
2017
01:29:04.520 --> 01:29:08.520
firehouse subs, Firehouse sub fire house. We're not We're not losing.
2018
01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:11.239
This is this is our first record of the week.
2019
01:29:11.279 --> 01:29:14.960
Our brains, our brain should be working today. They're not working.
2020
01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:17.640
Too much milk on the brain. I feel like, what's happening?
2021
01:29:17.680 --> 01:29:20.399
Too much milk on the brain. I don't drink it anymore.
2022
01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:22.720
I need to start. I need to redrink milk. I
2023
01:29:22.760 --> 01:29:24.439
put it in a sketch a long time ago where
2024
01:29:24.439 --> 01:29:26.560
I put it in a mountain dew bottle. But but
2025
01:29:26.600 --> 01:29:29.319
I but I, I I don't think I drank it
2026
01:29:29.439 --> 01:29:30.359
since that sketch.
2027
01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:31.399
I never.
2028
01:29:31.479 --> 01:29:34.479
I haven't drank like a glass of milk since I
2029
01:29:34.520 --> 01:29:36.800
did a sketch about it fourteen years ago or whatever.
2030
01:29:36.960 --> 01:29:41.760
I did the gallon Milk challenge in college. It failed,
2031
01:29:42.039 --> 01:29:45.640
but I was challenged to it by a guy that
2032
01:29:45.880 --> 01:29:48.319
was like mind fucking one of my friends over and
2033
01:29:48.399 --> 01:29:50.600
I was like, sure, but we'll do it at your place.
2034
01:29:50.840 --> 01:29:53.479
And then I just puked all over his bathroom and said,
2035
01:29:53.880 --> 01:29:55.640
I guess you win, and I walked out.
2036
01:29:56.239 --> 01:29:57.800
That's good as hell hour movie.
2037
01:29:57.880 --> 01:29:58.920
Yeah, yeah, it felt great.
2038
01:30:00.239 --> 01:30:02.000
Wait, we never we need to get into prices right
2039
01:30:02.039 --> 01:30:03.920
stuff as much. But you were there when Drew took over,
2040
01:30:04.039 --> 01:30:08.199
right basically? Okay, I guess there's nothing else to.
2041
01:30:07.359 --> 01:30:09.119
A ton favorite game.
2042
01:30:09.159 --> 01:30:10.960
Did you ever get to play them?
2043
01:30:11.279 --> 01:30:13.399
I just kind of was sequestered.
2044
01:30:13.600 --> 01:30:16.359
Because you were working the makeup department? Were you giving
2045
01:30:16.399 --> 01:30:19.239
makeup to? Because I guess Barker's beauties weren't there anymore?
2046
01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:20.000
But like, were you?
2047
01:30:20.319 --> 01:30:24.800
Like was the makeup team responsible primarily for the cast
2048
01:30:24.840 --> 01:30:28.680
makeup or we're also you. You can't have been doing guests, No, no, cast.
2049
01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:30.279
Yeah, there was like a couple of.
2050
01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:32.399
Team would usually do that me the page. They would
2051
01:30:32.439 --> 01:30:33.840
get my makeup done just because they wanted me to
2052
01:30:33.880 --> 01:30:35.319
look a little bit better walking around.
2053
01:30:36.039 --> 01:30:36.840
Yeah exactly.
2054
01:30:37.600 --> 01:30:39.840
Yeah, yeah, because you would to do the contestants they
2055
01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:40.880
would come on down yea.
2056
01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:41.760
Yeah.
2057
01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:44.199
But in some shows that have like contestants who are
2058
01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:46.399
like backstage, I know they'll they'll they'll run in through
2059
01:30:46.439 --> 01:30:46.840
the works.
2060
01:30:47.840 --> 01:30:49.960
Here's a Barker beauty sitting right next to me, Jimmy,
2061
01:30:50.319 --> 01:30:51.479
little Jimmy Jummy.
2062
01:30:53.159 --> 01:30:58.439
I wish Bob barkerld have filled me up, horny Southern belt.
2063
01:30:58.520 --> 01:30:59.079
What the hell?
2064
01:30:59.319 --> 01:31:01.159
If you're space than Bob would have loved you.
2065
01:31:01.279 --> 01:31:03.680
He did love and Spade Andy.
2066
01:31:05.479 --> 01:31:05.760
Loved you.
2067
01:31:06.000 --> 01:31:10.640
Love to rip out dogs, Jenny his legacy above all.
2068
01:31:12.800 --> 01:31:16.720
I'm a Spade dog, so you can rall dog Jimmy,
2069
01:31:17.239 --> 01:31:18.520
Jesus Jemmy.
2070
01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:22.239
So crash. Here's what I like.
2071
01:31:22.279 --> 01:31:24.239
The mac and cheese, which I thought was was great,
2072
01:31:24.279 --> 01:31:25.279
and you're taking home to.
2073
01:31:25.239 --> 01:31:27.239
Go like the leftovers. I'm taking some home too.
2074
01:31:27.279 --> 01:31:28.239
That's a testament to it.
2075
01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:30.319
M hmm. I thought the pickle.
2076
01:31:30.359 --> 01:31:31.680
I think their pickles are good and I like to
2077
01:31:31.720 --> 01:31:34.760
get a pickle spear with every sandwich. And the other
2078
01:31:34.800 --> 01:31:37.640
sandwich I ordered for myself was a four inch tuna
2079
01:31:37.720 --> 01:31:40.720
on wheat, and I thought that that tuna was pretty good.
2080
01:31:41.159 --> 01:31:45.279
It's one of their only cold subs, and I really
2081
01:31:45.399 --> 01:31:47.239
enjoyed it. It's it's like it's just like a just
2082
01:31:47.279 --> 01:31:49.479
a good quality tuna salad.
2083
01:31:49.520 --> 01:31:51.039
I like that it's made with provolone.
2084
01:31:51.079 --> 01:31:52.800
I'm comparing it to Jersey Mikes, and I mean, I
2085
01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:54.760
was like, this is on par with Jersey Mikes. I
2086
01:31:54.800 --> 01:31:56.720
don't think it's quite at the level of Jimmy John's,
2087
01:31:56.720 --> 01:31:58.239
which I think is a better tuna. And that's the
2088
01:31:58.279 --> 01:32:00.760
one place I'll give I'll give Jimmy on some some
2089
01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:04.920
particular praise. But I thought it was a quality tuna
2090
01:32:04.960 --> 01:32:07.079
and that was that had been my one sandwich, and
2091
01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:09.000
it had the mac and cheese, and I had the cookies,
2092
01:32:09.000 --> 01:32:09.640
which we'll get to.
2093
01:32:09.800 --> 01:32:12.199
I'd be like, I don't know, this place.
2094
01:32:12.039 --> 01:32:14.119
Is all right, it's the it's these specials that kind
2095
01:32:14.159 --> 01:32:15.520
of knocked it down for me.
2096
01:32:16.199 --> 01:32:16.560
Brandy.
2097
01:32:16.600 --> 01:32:19.479
You also got yourself a smoke turkey and Provolone.
2098
01:32:19.560 --> 01:32:21.760
Yeah, it was pretty good. I find their bread to
2099
01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:24.279
be pretty subpar as far as the bread's not great, Yeah, no,
2100
01:32:24.319 --> 01:32:26.439
it's not great. I like it Jersey Mike's bread better.
2101
01:32:26.520 --> 01:32:30.560
I almost like a Jimmy John's bread breader, honestly, Yeah, honestly.
2102
01:32:30.159 --> 01:32:32.359
I don't like Jimmy John's, but I get, I get.
2103
01:32:32.680 --> 01:32:34.079
I think you do like their bread better, and they
2104
01:32:34.119 --> 01:32:36.279
have they also have the sandwich bread you can get there,
2105
01:32:36.359 --> 01:32:38.680
just like the's just like the sliced bread, the multi
2106
01:32:38.720 --> 01:32:40.800
grain at Jimmy John's and that i'd refer to what
2107
01:32:40.840 --> 01:32:41.600
they have a firehouse.
2108
01:32:41.720 --> 01:32:43.439
Yeah, I like. I like that quite a bit. It
2109
01:32:43.520 --> 01:32:46.159
was like it was fine that was sliced thin enough.
2110
01:32:46.159 --> 01:32:49.880
So I appreciated that Provolone as well. I think of
2111
01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:52.439
the sandwiches that we tried, that was my favorite of
2112
01:32:53.000 --> 01:32:54.840
the ones by far. The two specials were a real
2113
01:32:54.960 --> 01:32:56.159
nightmare if you're gonna.
2114
01:32:55.920 --> 01:32:57.359
Make it, so if you're going out to get a
2115
01:32:57.359 --> 01:32:59.600
sandwich at a chain, you're you're getting Jersey Mikes or
2116
01:32:59.720 --> 01:33:02.680
or or a place in that category. If you're making
2117
01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:05.800
a sandwich on your own, what's your go to sandwich?
2118
01:33:08.039 --> 01:33:09.920
I mean, I like a big multi grain like a
2119
01:33:09.960 --> 01:33:12.640
real thick bread. I like a sprout because a sprout
2120
01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:15.000
makes me feel fancy. Love sprouts. I love a sprout
2121
01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:17.079
on a sandwich. I like I put chips on sandwiches
2122
01:33:17.079 --> 01:33:19.520
a lot, too. I like a crunch, very into like
2123
01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:20.560
the textures of what it means.
2124
01:33:20.600 --> 01:33:23.479
I don't do I think that the I think that
2125
01:33:23.520 --> 01:33:27.840
the Firehouse Subs sandwiches are very soft.
2126
01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:30.119
Yes, I added trips to my help quite a bit.
2127
01:33:30.239 --> 01:33:31.680
I was gonna because I don't. I don't usually put
2128
01:33:31.760 --> 01:33:34.640
chips on sandwiches, but I like to have chips crunch
2129
01:33:34.680 --> 01:33:37.199
them while I mean the sandwich, but this place specifically,
2130
01:33:37.199 --> 01:33:39.800
like you're eating a Jersey Mic sandwich, for instance, you're
2131
01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:41.840
getting the crunch of the veggies and stuff like that,
2132
01:33:41.880 --> 01:33:43.319
which you can get here. But they just seem like
2133
01:33:43.720 --> 01:33:47.520
the bread and everything just seems so soft. And you
2134
01:33:47.560 --> 01:33:49.439
know what, this is funny. I think today is the
2135
01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:51.920
day I learned that Firehouse Subs is maybe just kind
2136
01:33:51.920 --> 01:33:54.800
of shitty. I don't think I ever thought of this before.
2137
01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:56.279
I think I kind of thought it was good.
2138
01:33:56.880 --> 01:33:59.960
Let me say, let me, let me make this remark,
2139
01:34:00.600 --> 01:34:04.920
because we've observed the initification of everything since our last
2140
01:34:04.960 --> 01:34:07.840
review was
acquired by Burger King's parent company, which would
2141
01:34:07.880 --> 01:34:11.560
explain the erosion in quality that they're just like kind of,
2142
01:34:11.600 --> 01:34:15.279
you know whatever, cheaping out a little bit to to
2143
01:34:15.359 --> 01:34:18.600
increase margins. When we reviewed it in twenty eighteen with
2144
01:34:18.640 --> 01:34:20.840
mary Son, I gave it a four and you give
2145
01:34:20.840 --> 01:34:23.800
it a three. Three forks three times. Now, I, without
2146
01:34:24.000 --> 01:34:27.399
spoiling our fork scores, mine's gonna be nowhere near that today.
2147
01:34:27.600 --> 01:34:29.800
But is it possible that firehouse, which I used to
2148
01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:32.079
get regularly on my own, was just better at a
2149
01:34:32.079 --> 01:34:34.680
certain point, and maybe maybe partly was a pandemic. Maybe
2150
01:34:34.720 --> 01:34:38.119
partly was the acquisition by you know this this this
2151
01:34:38.159 --> 01:34:41.560
a private equity firm. But I whatever it is, it's
2152
01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:43.960
just sort of like this this place is it has
2153
01:34:44.000 --> 01:34:44.800
gotten shittier.
2154
01:34:45.560 --> 01:34:48.159
Yeah, you know, I got I got this that steamer
2155
01:34:48.239 --> 01:34:50.960
sandwich today. I do like that steamer sandwich, But I
2156
01:34:51.000 --> 01:34:53.399
do I think it could just be shittier. Wait, I
2157
01:34:53.479 --> 01:34:56.520
can't tell the bread is shittier, Like the bread has
2158
01:34:56.560 --> 01:34:59.079
never been. It's always been strange bread.
2159
01:34:59.279 --> 01:35:01.000
Ye, it's never STI out to me before.
2160
01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:03.159
But it was better than subway, right, Like we're saying,
2161
01:35:03.199 --> 01:35:05.199
like this place is better than subway.
2162
01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:07.960
It's still better than Subway, but you compared it to Brandy,
2163
01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:10.159
you compared it to Quiznos, and I would say we
2164
01:35:10.159 --> 01:35:16.640
we we watched a similar slow slide into mediocrity with Quiznos,
2165
01:35:16.800 --> 01:35:18.720
where you like, I remember Quiznos back in the day,
2166
01:35:18.760 --> 01:35:20.880
it was like, hey, Quiznos is like pretty good. Actually
2167
01:35:21.000 --> 01:35:23.039
Quiznos is a notch above Subway. And now I'm like,
2168
01:35:24.000 --> 01:35:27.039
I don't know, it's maybe maybe just a more expensive subway.
2169
01:35:27.359 --> 01:35:30.239
Yeah, well, I think Quiznos, Quiznos when they did like
2170
01:35:30.279 --> 01:35:32.640
the slice deli meat like hot same mushows, those still
2171
01:35:32.640 --> 01:35:34.800
were pretty good. It is like it is the fake chicken,
2172
01:35:34.880 --> 01:35:37.920
the chunky, chunky, chewy meat that become the problem.
2173
01:35:38.079 --> 01:35:40.720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they at least would toast that.
2174
01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:43.119
I guess that's maybe another thing is maybe tasted like
2175
01:35:43.199 --> 01:35:45.399
a little toastier or whatever. It felt like it firmed
2176
01:35:45.399 --> 01:35:47.000
it up a little bit. I don't have no idea.
2177
01:35:47.119 --> 01:35:49.239
Remember when Subway was like, oh, we can toast it.
2178
01:35:49.960 --> 01:35:51.199
I promise we can do it.
2179
01:35:51.079 --> 01:35:53.439
Too toast and then they're real quick and the kind
2180
01:35:53.439 --> 01:35:57.560
of and then yeah, I mean also the location issue
2181
01:35:57.560 --> 01:36:01.039
with Quiznos too. Firehouse has that sim or problem of
2182
01:36:01.119 --> 01:36:05.159
that like firehouse subs are fewer and farbered Subway still
2183
01:36:05.560 --> 01:36:08.439
more convenience than than firehouse subs.
2184
01:36:08.520 --> 01:36:10.239
Right, like a togs, have you done togs?
2185
01:36:10.359 --> 01:36:12.399
We have done too. It's been it's been a while
2186
01:36:12.479 --> 01:36:15.720
since we've done togos. That's a place that's that's really receding.
2187
01:36:16.159 --> 01:36:17.760
There are a lot fewer togs than they used to be.
2188
01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:19.439
I like togs just.
2189
01:36:19.439 --> 01:36:24.359
Our whole thing. Fast food just sucks. Everything sucks. It
2190
01:36:24.520 --> 01:36:27.119
sucks so bad. I almost got the Wendy Spicy jingk
2191
01:36:27.119 --> 01:36:29.119
and sandwichized because I want to just try the new
2192
01:36:29.119 --> 01:36:31.520
one that's like a now monstrosity. And I'm so mad
2193
01:36:31.560 --> 01:36:34.880
about it. That they changed Wendy's is like the saddest.
2194
01:36:34.640 --> 01:36:35.159
Story to me.
2195
01:36:35.199 --> 01:36:38.159
And Fast Wendys is fucking It's a mess, And I'm
2196
01:36:38.199 --> 01:36:40.960
like they changed the one thing that was still working.
2197
01:36:41.000 --> 01:36:43.600
They changed their spicy jgen sanwich, like changing the Big Mac.
2198
01:36:43.640 --> 01:36:45.760
I've said this before, it's like changing your Big Mac.
2199
01:36:46.159 --> 01:36:48.199
Why the fuck did you do this? And I couldn't
2200
01:36:48.199 --> 01:36:51.560
even bring myself to do it. I just everything has
2201
01:36:51.560 --> 01:36:54.920
gotten so much worse. But I do wonder with firehouse subs,
2202
01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:57.439
which what is the what's the connection with they give
2203
01:36:57.520 --> 01:36:59.279
money to fire to firehouses.
2204
01:36:59.319 --> 01:37:02.880
Is that what it is? I believe a portion or what?
2205
01:37:02.880 --> 01:37:06.199
What's the deal? Let's see the fucking hunks with their
2206
01:37:06.239 --> 01:37:06.760
shirts off.
2207
01:37:06.920 --> 01:37:08.359
I don't know if they take their shirts off, but
2208
01:37:08.399 --> 01:37:11.840
I believe a portion of their proceeds go to firefighter
2209
01:37:11.880 --> 01:37:12.560
related charity.
2210
01:37:12.720 --> 01:37:14.960
Believe they get free subs on nine to eleven two.
2211
01:37:16.359 --> 01:37:19.279
Right,
that's pretty good, and if you go before nine
2212
01:37:19.279 --> 01:37:20.680
to eleven you get one as well. In the day
2213
01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.560
after day like to swing by a bunch of different
2214
01:37:24.119 --> 01:37:24.920
Imagine showing up.
2215
01:37:24.840 --> 01:37:27.239
The day before and then being like, oh, we technically
2216
01:37:27.239 --> 01:37:28.039
we're not supposed to.
2217
01:37:28.520 --> 01:37:30.279
I'm a firefighter.
2218
01:37:31.920 --> 01:37:32.520
Fighters.
2219
01:37:33.760 --> 01:37:36.479
We're gonna get so you can use your imagine.
2220
01:37:36.199 --> 01:37:38.640
These firefighters are in full garb. But I mean that's
2221
01:37:38.680 --> 01:37:40.199
this isn't doing me any favors.
2222
01:37:41.479 --> 01:37:42.520
How can I jack.
2223
01:37:42.319 --> 01:37:47.760
Off to this? I wish their sandwiches had fun names.
2224
01:37:47.960 --> 01:37:49.159
I think that would be helpful.
2225
01:37:49.359 --> 01:37:52.199
Well, the one fun name, Mitch, is the New York Steamer,
2226
01:37:52.239 --> 01:37:55.439
which is the one you got. This is corn beef brisket, pastrami,
2227
01:37:55.760 --> 01:38:00.319
melted provolone, deli, mustard, mayo, and Italian dressing. I didn't
2228
01:38:00.359 --> 01:38:02.159
have any of this, but I've had this sandwich before.
2229
01:38:02.199 --> 01:38:03.600
In fact, last time we reviewed it, I got a
2230
01:38:03.640 --> 01:38:04.760
New York Steamer myself.
2231
01:38:06.520 --> 01:38:10.039
It's still okay, it's it's it's like it's I just
2232
01:38:10.079 --> 01:38:12.079
am now being like there were a lot of elements
2233
01:38:12.119 --> 01:38:14.880
of the sandwiches today that reminded me of Subway, And
2234
01:38:14.920 --> 01:38:17.359
I was like, was this always just a little bit
2235
01:38:17.359 --> 01:38:20.520
better than Subway? And not like not that great because
2236
01:38:20.560 --> 01:38:23.479
like the hot the steak and cheeses from Jersey Mike's
2237
01:38:23.520 --> 01:38:26.079
are way better than way better, way, way, way way better.
2238
01:38:26.680 --> 01:38:29.680
And even because they do more hot sandwiches at Firehouse
2239
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:32.760
and and like we said that they've been bought by
2240
01:38:32.960 --> 01:38:36.199
not Bang Capital but whatever it is, Jersey Mike Stone, Blackstone.
2241
01:38:36.239 --> 01:38:39.479
So it's like, so they're getting worse, but they still
2242
01:38:39.479 --> 01:38:44.279
are a big step above Firehouse up. So I'm confused
2243
01:38:44.319 --> 01:38:46.319
because I didn't give four forks back in the day,
2244
01:38:46.359 --> 01:38:49.079
but I feel like I was like close, I still
2245
01:38:49.159 --> 01:38:50.199
kind of liked it.
2246
01:38:50.479 --> 01:38:52.600
Well, I wonder if because Jersey Mike's too, like they're
2247
01:38:52.640 --> 01:38:56.119
cutting everything fresh for you. I wonder what the packaging
2248
01:38:56.159 --> 01:38:57.840
situation is with the Firehouse.
2249
01:38:58.119 --> 01:39:00.560
Yeah, I mean that's the disadvantage of not going in person.
2250
01:39:00.600 --> 01:39:03.279
So I didn't get to witness the preparation. I mean
2251
01:39:03.319 --> 01:39:04.880
they used they would make it in front of you,
2252
01:39:04.960 --> 01:39:07.239
like any sandwich shops. So but I wonder how fresh
2253
01:39:07.279 --> 01:39:08.479
the ingredients are, no idea.
2254
01:39:08.520 --> 01:39:10.000
They got little bins and meat.
2255
01:39:09.880 --> 01:39:12.359
Probably got I mean my memories they have. They have bins.
2256
01:39:12.359 --> 01:39:15.399
They never sliced the meat to order. Yeah, man, wait, wait,
2257
01:39:15.399 --> 01:39:16.920
so hold on, what is the connection to what is
2258
01:39:16.920 --> 01:39:19.880
the connection to the They just give money to firefighters.
2259
01:39:20.199 --> 01:39:23.880
It was founded by firefight I was founded by support
2260
01:39:23.920 --> 01:39:25.520
firefighting related causes.
2261
01:39:25.680 --> 01:39:26.960
I do you think it's It would be a pretty
2262
01:39:26.960 --> 01:39:30.439
sexy scene a fire at Milk Mansion. You get those
2263
01:39:30.479 --> 01:39:32.920
firehouse sub guys going in there, or the Milk Mansion ladies.
2264
01:39:32.960 --> 01:39:34.239
Fire hose is full of milk.
2265
01:39:35.000 --> 01:39:41.000
Spray me down. That'd be fantastic. As long as they're
2266
01:39:41.039 --> 01:39:42.600
yelling insults at me, I'm fine with.
2267
01:39:42.560 --> 01:39:46.640
That out of the way.
2268
01:39:46.640 --> 01:39:50.159
We're to pull the fire. Fucking all worked up idiot,
2269
01:39:52.239 --> 01:39:53.119
that's what I wanted.
2270
01:39:53.800 --> 01:39:58.079
I do think it's a better sandwich than cop sandwich,
2271
01:39:58.119 --> 01:40:02.920
which is a horrible other. Yeah, cop sandwich. Cop sandwiches
2272
01:40:03.000 --> 01:40:05.960
not great, not great. We don't like a cop roll.
2273
01:40:06.199 --> 01:40:09.840
I mean they treat me great. At cop sandwich. I
2274
01:40:09.840 --> 01:40:12.600
won't even go to Ice subs.
2275
01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:17.079
I'll go to Ice subs.
2276
01:40:17.239 --> 01:40:19.079
I go to Ice subs. I don't support ice.
2277
01:40:18.960 --> 01:40:21.279
I don't support it, but I'll go there. Yeah, but
2278
01:40:21.319 --> 01:40:23.119
then I'll like, I'll steal a bag of chips.
2279
01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:30.680
Hell. Yeah, take that patriarchy. Yeah, take that patriarch.
2280
01:40:35.119 --> 01:40:35.359
Uh.
2281
01:40:35.960 --> 01:40:38.920
Ice subs weirdly good ice they have, very good.
2282
01:40:39.039 --> 01:40:40.640
They get Peladi.
2283
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:43.439
Yeah, it's really really really high quality stuff.
2284
01:40:43.520 --> 01:40:45.600
Yeah. I mean, if you're going to have something the
2285
01:40:45.720 --> 01:40:46.600
very least.
2286
01:40:46.560 --> 01:40:50.800
Yeah, that cop sandwiches. Yeah, none of these places. Fire Look,
2287
01:40:51.239 --> 01:40:53.680
Firehouse subs is better than those than those other two
2288
01:40:54.079 --> 01:40:54.560
for sure.
2289
01:40:54.720 --> 01:41:00.319
First Responders palaces not right now, it's just bad.
2290
01:41:00.399 --> 01:41:01.880
First Responders is no good.
2291
01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:07.119
I'd like, Emma, Amelia, how are your sandos?
2292
01:41:07.560 --> 01:41:09.720
I ate half of mine. I enjoyed it. I'm gonna
2293
01:41:09.720 --> 01:41:10.399
take the other half home.
2294
01:41:10.399 --> 01:41:12.239
I used to get Firehouse all the time in college,
2295
01:41:12.279 --> 01:41:15.560
and it does feel like the sandwiches have gotten significantly smaller.
2296
01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:17.199
Like I used to get a sandwich and I felt
2297
01:41:17.239 --> 01:41:18.800
like I could eat half for dinner tonight and the
2298
01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:20.039
other half for dinner tomorrow.
2299
01:41:20.520 --> 01:41:23.159
This sandwich does not feel that way. It feels much
2300
01:41:23.159 --> 01:41:24.920
smaller than like a Jersey They.
2301
01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:27.199
Four inch er is pretty? Is that a mini at Jersey?
2302
01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:34.079
My fucking huge four inches? The world meat? I mean,
2303
01:41:35.039 --> 01:41:37.920
I'm saying four does isn't? Is a mini at Jersey Mikes?
2304
01:41:38.000 --> 01:41:40.079
Is that five inches? It's I don't even think it is.
2305
01:41:40.159 --> 01:41:41.159
I don't, I don't know.
2306
01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:43.239
I don't forget in terms of of.
2307
01:41:43.399 --> 01:41:46.119
I think the right eight inches and then yeah.
2308
01:41:46.079 --> 01:41:48.800
It's it's four inches, eight inches and twelve inches or
2309
01:41:48.840 --> 01:41:52.880
the three sizes at Firehouse and oh yeah, but but
2310
01:41:52.880 --> 01:41:56.359
but I think also within the sandwiches themselves, they may
2311
01:41:56.399 --> 01:41:58.159
just be using less protein.
2312
01:41:58.680 --> 01:42:00.439
But which wich sandwich did you get? I have the
2313
01:42:00.439 --> 01:42:03.319
turkey and provolon you book at the same sand.
2314
01:42:03.199 --> 01:42:05.279
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mine.
2315
01:42:05.039 --> 01:42:05.960
Was mid Yeah.
2316
01:42:06.000 --> 01:42:08.159
It's like it's like that because that's a baseline Jersey
2317
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:09.840
Mike's order for me and you as well.
2318
01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:10.159
Yeah.
2319
01:42:10.159 --> 01:42:12.199
If I was, like, if I was sitting at home,
2320
01:42:12.239 --> 01:42:13.640
like I want to sub for dinner, I think I'm
2321
01:42:13.640 --> 01:42:15.760
gonna get Jersey Mikes because it feels like more bang
2322
01:42:15.800 --> 01:42:17.159
for my book. It's a bigger sandwich.
2323
01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:18.079
I like it better.
2324
01:42:18.439 --> 01:42:23.399
Yeah, yeah, fresh, Yeah, I like getting it Mike's way. Yeah,
2325
01:42:23.560 --> 01:42:25.760
like that, there's a way.
2326
01:42:24.960 --> 01:42:28.800
Mike fucking wipes the floor with fucking firehouse hubs. Who
2327
01:42:28.840 --> 01:42:29.520
were we kidding?
2328
01:42:29.960 --> 01:42:30.399
Yeah?
2329
01:42:30.439 --> 01:42:34.359
Come on, I just thought of a character was a
2330
01:42:34.439 --> 01:42:42.399
jersey Mike DeLorean, this is the MIC's way. That's a character.
2331
01:42:42.520 --> 01:42:43.880
Yeah, that's what he says.
2332
01:42:43.920 --> 01:42:45.119
I don't know if it's a character.
2333
01:42:45.199 --> 01:42:46.960
Okay, Well, it's like a thing that he would say.
2334
01:42:48.039 --> 01:42:49.680
Are you going to see Mandalorian and Grogu?
2335
01:42:49.840 --> 01:42:50.039
Yeah?
2336
01:42:50.039 --> 01:42:53.279
I'm going now. Yeah, I had a grim curiosity. I
2337
01:42:53.319 --> 01:42:54.319
don't think I'm gonna like it.
2338
01:42:54.520 --> 01:42:55.079
Yeah, I don't.
2339
01:42:55.159 --> 01:42:56.239
I doubt you can like it?
2340
01:42:56.600 --> 01:43:00.560
Or are you in Star Wars casual? Yeah? Yeah, I
2341
01:43:00.720 --> 01:43:03.680
like I like him, I like the movies. I like
2342
01:43:03.680 --> 01:43:05.439
it as an event. There's a lot of it now
2343
01:43:05.479 --> 01:43:07.640
and I just haven't haven't kept up, so it doesn't
2344
01:43:07.640 --> 01:43:10.720
feel special and it's not. I don't think it's for me,
2345
01:43:10.840 --> 01:43:13.159
So I'm kind of just like whatever.
2346
01:43:13.359 --> 01:43:16.840
You don't need to watch it. What do you, Mike Dolorean,
2347
01:43:19.279 --> 01:43:20.239
this is Mike's way.
2348
01:43:20.520 --> 01:43:22.000
What do you think of that? Well? Do you think
2349
01:43:22.000 --> 01:43:23.560
it's a practical puppet or do you think it's a
2350
01:43:23.560 --> 01:43:24.479
cgi situation?
2351
01:43:24.680 --> 01:43:25.479
That's a great question.
2352
01:43:25.640 --> 01:43:28.279
Practical, it's gotta be practical, Okay, just making sure because
2353
01:43:28.359 --> 01:43:29.800
Grogu was they were initially going to.
2354
01:43:29.800 --> 01:43:32.720
See g I m oh Man, I hate so much.
2355
01:43:32.760 --> 01:43:34.680
I do like. I do like the fact that Grogu
2356
01:43:34.920 --> 01:43:37.199
is a puppet. I like this practical that is that
2357
01:43:37.319 --> 01:43:38.520
is helpful. That is helpful.
2358
01:43:38.680 --> 01:43:41.439
What's the same thing I think sucks. He loves the puppet,
2359
01:43:41.520 --> 01:43:43.720
he does so much. He's kind of the reason they
2360
01:43:43.720 --> 01:43:45.680
didn't I know which I think.
2361
01:43:45.600 --> 01:43:47.600
He doesn't really know what Yoda is. He just liked
2362
01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:48.760
the puppet and of itself.
2363
01:43:48.960 --> 01:43:49.640
Yeah, I like that.
2364
01:43:49.720 --> 01:43:52.319
Yeah, I love that, doesn't know what Yoda is.
2365
01:43:52.399 --> 01:43:56.319
Gay we we The cookies was so One of the
2366
01:43:56.439 --> 01:43:58.920
l t O s is the the limit time offerings
2367
01:43:59.159 -->
01:44:02.880
is the double chocolate chip cookie, which a highlight for me.
2368
01:44:02.960 --> 01:44:05.840
There's a really good cookie. And I'm not a double
2369
01:44:05.920 --> 01:44:08.760
chocolate guy. I'm also not a white chocolate.
2370
01:44:08.399 --> 01:44:11.239
On a second, okay, double chocolate, Yeah, because you love
2371
01:44:11.279 --> 01:44:14.600
the double chunk chocolate. You love the double chunk chocolate cookie. Yeah, okay,
2372
01:44:14.760 --> 01:44:15.279
but that's.
2373
01:44:15.119 --> 01:44:17.039
Sorry, double chunk chocolate cookie.
2374
01:44:17.039 --> 01:44:19.479
They're gone. They're done. You said they're gonna be around forever.
2375
01:44:19.560 --> 01:44:21.319
They're the Costco guys.
2376
01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:22.920
Are as there a moment passed.
2377
01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:26.600
They're gone. You can get going to Costco still, honestly,
2378
01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:27.800
the Wrizzler is kind of gone.
2379
01:44:27.800 --> 01:44:29.840
I'm sorry, this is going to come back in a
2380
01:44:29.920 --> 01:44:30.520
few years.
2381
01:44:31.239 --> 01:44:33.520
And when he's like fifteen, he's hitting the teen years.
2382
01:44:33.520 --> 01:44:37.279
It's not good. Things are not going to be good.
2383
01:44:37.760 --> 01:44:38.199
All I know.
2384
01:44:38.359 --> 01:44:42.720
I was telling you whenever, whenever AJ has his funeral,
2385
01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:48.840
I'll be there, going boom boom boom boom boom.
2386
01:44:48.760 --> 01:44:53.680
Out of respect, Big Justice and risslably with us for
2387
01:44:53.720 --> 01:44:54.199
a long time.
2388
01:44:54.680 --> 01:44:58.000
Of course, I hope so that the double I'm not
2389
01:44:58.039 --> 01:44:59.359
sure if you're going to be. I don't know if
2390
01:44:59.359 --> 01:45:01.600
you're going to be. AJ is gonna die. I might
2391
01:45:01.680 --> 01:45:02.760
not outlive AJ.
2392
01:45:03.800 --> 01:45:05.560
That's a goal. That's nice to have a goal, though,
2393
01:45:05.640 --> 01:45:05.920
like that.
2394
01:45:06.119 --> 01:45:09.640
You know, the chocolate chip I'll be there for when
2395
01:45:09.680 --> 01:45:11.880
Rizzle turns the eighteen, I'll be there to watch him
2396
01:45:11.960 --> 01:45:13.640
vote for Trump for his first time.
2397
01:45:15.319 --> 01:45:16.359
His voice starts cracking.
2398
01:45:16.479 --> 01:45:20.079
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't be tracking Wrizzler's eighteenth birthday.
2399
01:45:20.640 --> 01:45:21.800
That's much less.
2400
01:45:22.159 --> 01:45:24.239
I got a website that's cotton down the days.
2401
01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:30.720
The chocolate chip cookie and oatmeal cookie and the seasonal cookie,
2402
01:45:30.720 --> 01:45:33.760
which is the aforementioned double A chocolate chip cookie, not
2403
01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:38.880
a double chunk chocolate cookie. I think it's I think
2404
01:45:38.880 --> 01:45:42.840
these cookies are all great, and we should have I
2405
01:45:42.840 --> 01:45:43.560
shouldn't say great.
2406
01:45:43.560 --> 01:45:45.920
I think they're all very good. And I think that.
2407
01:45:47.920 --> 01:45:51.039
For whatever reason, we now associate maybe it's subways doing.
2408
01:45:51.079 --> 01:45:54.439
We now associate sandwiches with the sandwich shops with having
2409
01:45:54.439 --> 01:45:56.520
good cookies. And they do have quality cookies here, and
2410
01:45:56.560 --> 01:45:59.079
that is a plus, a definite, definite boost to its force.
2411
01:45:59.199 --> 01:46:03.399
We should make, like Michael, we should make Jared. The
2412
01:46:03.439 --> 01:46:05.800
movie Jared, and it goes up. It goes right off
2413
01:46:05.880 --> 01:46:08.680
until when he becomes the spokesparsonal subway, and then it ends.
2414
01:46:09.000 --> 01:46:11.960
Doesn't doesn't mention any of the child pornography stuff, never
2415
01:46:12.039 --> 01:46:12.720
gets into that.
2416
01:46:13.720 --> 01:46:15.520
If it's if it's Jared, if that mother Parker to
2417
01:46:15.520 --> 01:46:17.479
get him into heaven, it's just him like being kind
2418
01:46:17.479 --> 01:46:18.960
to him.
2419
01:46:19.279 --> 01:46:21.720
He like sees a subway and that's when the movie ends. Yeah,
2420
01:46:23.079 --> 01:46:26.279
that's good, that's good.
2421
01:46:26.920 --> 01:46:29.520
We gotta make We're gonna make Jared at this point anyways,
2422
01:46:29.640 --> 01:46:31.079
go on, go on. That would have been that would
2423
01:46:31.079 --> 01:46:32.960
have been a funnier die video if you were still
2424
01:46:32.960 --> 01:46:33.399
over there.
2425
01:46:34.359 --> 01:46:36.319
Yeah, I mean I probably would have made Jared and
2426
01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:39.039
gotten paid one hundred and fifty dollars.
2427
01:46:39.680 --> 01:46:42.359
I would Yeah, I would have loved to play the
2428
01:46:42.439 --> 01:46:43.800
role of Jared. It would have been a lot of
2429
01:46:43.840 --> 01:46:45.840
fun for me get paid fifty dollars.
2430
01:46:45.960 --> 01:46:47.119
You think you would have been Jared?
2431
01:46:47.279 --> 01:46:48.039
What the fuck?
2432
01:46:49.039 --> 01:46:50.119
Maybe before.
2433
01:46:54.119 --> 01:46:59.960
You're you're a fuck? How dare you? We could use
2434
01:47:00.439 --> 01:47:03.319
some cgi to make me look like after Jared if
2435
01:47:03.319 --> 01:47:05.159
that's what? If you think that the weight doesn't work?
2436
01:47:05.239 --> 01:47:05.399
No?
2437
01:47:05.399 --> 01:47:08.119
No, no, yeah, Jar also looks like shared, looks like ship.
2438
01:47:08.399 --> 01:47:09.520
Do you look better than Jared?
2439
01:47:09.600 --> 01:47:10.159
Now? Oh?
2440
01:47:10.359 --> 01:47:12.680
Thanks? They look better than Jared.
2441
01:47:12.800 --> 01:47:14.880
Now, there was a time when Jason Jared. There was
2442
01:47:14.880 --> 01:47:17.319
a time when Jared was more slim than I am. Now,
2443
01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:19.000
there's a time when he was a slender man.
2444
01:47:19.439 -->
01:47:20.960
True, it's true. He was very.
2445
01:47:20.800 --> 01:47:24.399
Slender, very skinny there skinny the big jeans.
2446
01:47:25.079 --> 01:47:27.840
Yeah, but he wasn't. He wasn't like skinny. You're you're
2447
01:47:27.880 --> 01:47:28.720
you are you?
2448
01:47:28.520 --> 01:47:28.560
You?
2449
01:47:28.720 --> 01:47:30.760
You do have bodies more fair, you are thinner than
2450
01:47:31.279 --> 01:47:33.119
you're in better shape than Gared was.
2451
01:47:33.159 --> 01:47:35.199
Now can we decide by side with me and Jared?
2452
01:47:35.479 --> 01:47:36.279
Yeah? Put it up?
2453
01:47:37.039 --> 01:47:37.880
Where are his pants?
2454
01:47:37.880 --> 01:47:44.359
By the way, wive's bottom at the estate sale you
2455
01:47:44.359 --> 01:47:47.199
you you look better than that, like fucking freak right now?
2456
01:47:47.279 --> 01:47:49.079
Pretty skinny, he's pretty lean there.
2457
01:47:49.279 --> 01:47:51.640
Skinny doesn't necessarily mean yeah either, No.
2458
01:47:51.640 --> 01:47:52.000
It's true.
2459
01:47:52.000 --> 01:47:54.079
I mean, I'm just saying like he got pretty slim there.
2460
01:47:54.119 --> 01:47:55.960
I think you'd have to cast like someone with.
2461
01:47:55.920 --> 01:47:59.239
A slender bill just for the the visual reference if
2462
01:47:59.279 --> 01:48:02.000
you're making the Jared parody, which why would you make that?
2463
01:48:02.119 --> 01:48:04.000
But if you were doing it, who the fun.
2464
01:48:03.960 --> 01:48:04.359
Would you who?
2465
01:48:04.359 --> 01:48:05.279
What's stunt casting?
2466
01:48:05.279 --> 01:48:05.680
Would you get?
2467
01:48:05.720 --> 01:48:06.319
Who would you get?
2468
01:48:06.399 --> 01:48:06.960
I don't know.
2469
01:48:07.039 --> 01:48:08.840
I mean like if I if I was actually casting,
2470
01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:11.279
I think like Mike Cassidy or something like that, very
2471
01:48:11.279 --> 01:48:14.239
good actor who's also got lean Paul could play it
2472
01:48:15.079 --> 01:48:16.560
very funny Jared, but.
2473
01:48:16.439 --> 01:48:19.399
Also like I think you could. Yeah.
2474
01:48:19.720 --> 01:48:21.479
As far as actors in the era, I don't know.
2475
01:48:21.479 --> 01:48:24.920
They probably get John Heater or something right, pretty good, yeah,
2476
01:48:25.239 --> 01:48:28.079
John he pretty good for good back in the Napoleon.
2477
01:48:27.760 --> 01:48:30.760
Dynamite Aftermath, John Ham to do it.
2478
01:48:30.840 --> 01:48:34.760
Let's get John Ham cam Is in. He definitely like comedy.
2479
01:48:34.840 --> 01:48:37.359
And you know what Ham does like comedy.
2480
01:48:37.079 --> 01:48:39.279
He really does. Get him to play Jared, then put
2481
01:48:39.319 --> 01:48:44.880
him in a fat suits make him not like comedy.
2482
01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:47.680
It would be it wouldn't be demeaning at all to
2483
01:48:47.680 --> 01:48:50.199
come in as the body double for it, like we're
2484
01:48:50.199 --> 01:48:53.359
gonna see g I John
Ham's head on fat body.
2485
01:48:54.279 --> 01:49:00.399
Oh cool, this is great. We have actually we have
2486
01:49:00.520 --> 01:49:06.520
Jared's before pants. They don't fit me. The indignities that
2487
01:49:06.560 --> 01:49:11.159
you fucking suffer doing all this fucking bullshit. Anyways, Jared
2488
01:49:11.199 --> 01:49:13.199
looks like shit. Jared looks like shit, looks like shit.
2489
01:49:13.359 --> 01:49:15.720
A bad man, yeah, I guess we could say a
2490
01:49:15.760 --> 01:49:18.359
bad man will make the biopic. We also have a
2491
01:49:18.760 --> 01:49:21.359
They sell sauces there, and we have a bottle of
2492
01:49:21.479 --> 01:49:25.199
Gata sauce, which I we could do as part of
2493
01:49:25.239 --> 01:49:28.560
our evaluation. Emilia is walking this into us right now.
2494
01:49:28.680 --> 01:49:31.359
This is very exciting. I liked that you guys got
2495
01:49:31.399 --> 01:49:32.520
one of these. I was very happy.
2496
01:49:33.720 --> 01:49:35.439
So this is you want to cross the camera, you
2497
01:49:35.479 --> 01:49:38.399
can cross the camera. I don't want them very professional.
2498
01:49:39.279 --> 01:49:43.880
This is a Gata hammock, Gata sauce gator hammock. Yeah, so,
2499
01:49:44.079 --> 01:49:45.479
I mean, I don't know what the why the ham
2500
01:49:45.600 --> 01:49:47.560
where the hammock comes from. But we see a gator here.
2501
01:49:47.600 --> 01:49:49.560
The gator is breathing fires is hot.
2502
01:49:49.840 --> 01:49:51.800
It would be funny to see a gata in a hammock.
2503
01:49:53.000 --> 01:49:55.800
That would be funny, fun of the key. Okay, okay, yeah.
2504
01:49:55.840 --> 01:49:58.600
The first ingredient is Louisiana style hot sauce.
2505
01:49:58.960 --> 01:50:04.359
That's very funny. We're just using hot sauces and yeah,
2506
01:50:04.640 --> 01:50:12.399
is it Crystal Man? What a fucking they they they
2507
01:50:12.439 --> 01:50:15.880
struck out here on the bottle. There's no gator in
2508
01:50:15.920 --> 01:50:18.359
a hammock. It's just a gator that's just saying hot.
2509
01:50:19.079 --> 01:50:23.000
There's no hammock. That sucks. He should be sunglasses and Harriot.
2510
01:50:23.039 --> 01:50:23.399
It sucks.
2511
01:50:23.439 --> 01:50:25.600
He did the gaters just yelling hot like he did
2512
01:50:25.600 --> 01:50:28.159
he eat something that was hot. He must have ate
2513
01:50:28.239 --> 01:50:28.960
some of the sauce.
2514
01:50:29.640 --> 01:50:31.319
Look, I'm gonna put a little I'm gonna put little
2515
01:50:31.359 --> 01:50:33.000
hot sauce on each of these plates. There's also some
2516
01:50:33.119 --> 01:50:35.800
Zesta crackers, and I think A Meals is getting some
2517
01:50:36.079 --> 01:50:37.359
some mac and cheese as well.
2518
01:50:37.680 --> 01:50:39.239
So this is this is this is this is the
2519
01:50:39.239 --> 01:50:41.319
Firehouse Subs official sauce.
2520
01:50:41.319 --> 01:50:43.680
It's one of their sauces. They have like twelve sauces
2521
01:50:43.680 --> 01:50:47.159
you can order, but I got this one. Okay, yeah,
2522
01:50:47.199 --> 01:50:49.000
so we'll try it all right, go ahead, here we go.
2523
01:50:49.079 --> 01:50:51.399
I'm gonna distro this a little bit brand new how much?
2524
01:50:51.439 --> 01:50:52.880
Because I'm a bit of a heat seeker. I like
2525
01:50:52.880 --> 01:50:55.439
a like a spicy sauce. Where are you on on spicy?
2526
01:50:55.760 --> 01:50:57.720
I like, I like spice, but I need to like
2527
01:50:57.960 --> 01:50:59.640
have another flavor. Can't just be hot?
2528
01:51:00.479 --> 01:51:02.680
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I definitely because I don't like
2529
01:51:02.720 --> 01:51:03.720
hot for hot sake.
2530
01:51:03.840 --> 01:51:04.000
Yeah.
2531
01:51:04.039 --> 01:51:05.520
That's the thing that's what makes me something of a
2532
01:51:05.560 --> 01:51:07.399
heat seeker is that like, ice.
2533
01:51:07.159 --> 01:51:09.439
Is right, the spice is right. You need the spice
2534
01:51:09.479 --> 01:51:13.439
to be right. Hey, how about that? We work synergy?
2535
01:51:13.520 --> 01:51:15.399
It is nice. It is nice synergy.
2536
01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:15.920
All right.
2537
01:51:15.960 --> 01:51:18.279
I'm putting just a little bit little little kiddie pool
2538
01:51:18.279 --> 01:51:20.560
on each of our plates, right, I'm gonna pour it
2539
01:51:20.600 --> 01:51:22.199
onto the mac and cheese here, and then also we
2540
01:51:22.239 --> 01:51:25.520
can take forks of them out here. Can feels that
2541
01:51:25.560 --> 01:51:26.199
if you want more.
2542
01:51:26.319 --> 01:51:28.000
So it comes out in kind of a glug, which
2543
01:51:28.039 --> 01:51:28.840
is kind of a glug.
2544
01:51:28.960 --> 01:51:31.439
It looks like it has some granules in it. Yeah,
2545
01:51:31.520 --> 01:51:33.279
like it's kind of like like coffee grounds in it.
2546
01:51:33.359 --> 01:51:35.520
Basically a little finger test first, it.
2547
01:51:35.479 --> 01:51:37.560
Doesn't kind of thin like a crystal hot sauce.
2548
01:51:38.119 --> 01:51:40.119
As we hand me that plate, it's thinner than expected.
2549
01:51:40.159 --> 01:51:42.079
And here's some some forks of anyone want things?
2550
01:51:42.159 --> 01:51:42.439
It does?
2551
01:51:43.239 --> 01:51:46.520
It does it? Maybe is just crystal hot sauce.
2552
01:51:46.560 --> 01:51:46.920
I don't know.
2553
01:51:47.720 --> 01:51:51.119
Oh, thank you, Yeah, all right, I'm gonna take a
2554
01:51:51.119 --> 01:51:52.119
bite of this mac and cheese.
2555
01:51:52.239 --> 01:51:52.760
It feels like it.
2556
01:51:52.760 --> 01:51:54.560
Should be against the rules to put hot sauce in
2557
01:51:54.600 --> 01:51:55.960
your hot sauce like that.
2558
01:51:56.159 --> 01:51:59.960
I agree, hot sauce or just like sell.
2559
01:52:00.640 --> 01:52:02.720
I doused this bad book. I doused the mac and
2560
01:52:02.800 --> 01:52:04.760
cheese in this. There's a lot a lot in that.
2561
01:52:07.119 --> 01:52:10.399
To crinkle this away from the microphone for the miso
2562
01:52:10.439 --> 01:52:14.319
phony x, which we've learned misophonia is real.
2563
01:52:14.520 --> 01:52:17.119
Oh yeah, has it? Let me tell you far.
2564
01:52:18.359 --> 01:52:19.359
Let me tell you something.
2565
01:52:21.079 --> 01:52:23.039
It smells like hot sauce in here.
2566
01:52:23.079 --> 01:52:23.239
Now.
2567
01:52:24.279 --> 01:52:28.279
I love the mac and cheese with the hot sauce on.
2568
01:52:30.079 --> 01:52:32.800
This has some real burn to it. I will say, yeah,
2569
01:52:34.439 --> 01:52:35.840
I will have to dread the mac and cheese. I'm
2570
01:52:35.840 --> 01:52:39.039
not sure as saltine is the best test bed for.
2571
01:52:40.720 --> 01:52:42.039
The sauce. Thank you so much, Brandy.
2572
01:52:43.239 --> 01:52:43.960
I'm excited for this.
2573
01:52:44.000 --> 01:52:45.560
Brandy, and I said we should do the mac and
2574
01:52:45.640 --> 01:52:47.199
cheese with the hot sauce. You kind of poop pooed it.
2575
01:52:47.239 --> 01:52:49.560
I have to say I was wrong. You were you
2576
01:52:49.600 --> 01:52:52.079
were fucking wrong, And I'm listening and learning.
2577
01:52:52.920 --> 01:52:54.439
Make like a box of mac and cheese, and I
2578
01:52:54.479 --> 01:52:56.399
would like sit with a bottle of hot sauce and
2579
01:52:56.439 --> 01:53:00.039
like bite for bite, just like, yeah.
2580
01:53:00.079 --> 01:53:03.199
The Tabasco the fuck out of mine. Yeah, but these
2581
01:53:03.239 --> 01:53:05.760
days I'm not as much of a Tabasco person. I
2582
01:53:05.800 --> 01:53:07.239
thought that Tabasco hallipen you.
2583
01:53:07.319 --> 01:53:09.359
I really like the game one and that one's nice.
2584
01:53:09.399 --> 01:53:14.359
Oh yeah, it's good. That's really good. The mac and
2585
01:53:14.439 --> 01:53:16.920
cheese with the hot sauce, that's great. That's the that's
2586
01:53:16.960 --> 01:53:19.279
the winner. This. If I had this in a cookie,
2587
01:53:20.079 --> 01:53:20.600
that's great.
2588
01:53:21.479 --> 01:53:25.880
Pretty damn good. Gata sauce again, maybe in another mile
2589
01:53:25.920 --> 01:53:31.119
boost to its forks score. Honestly, I mean, look, the
2590
01:53:31.159 --> 01:53:32.079
sandwiches were bad.
2591
01:53:32.520 --> 01:53:33.239
It just were bad.
2592
01:53:33.319 --> 01:53:35.399
And that's the point of this. And were they always bad?
2593
01:53:35.439 --> 01:53:37.439
I don't know. I truly can't tell. I'm want more
2594
01:53:37.439 --> 01:53:38.920
than mac chees. Theyn't even left in there, there was
2595
01:53:38.920 --> 01:53:39.760
a little bit left. Fuck.
2596
01:53:39.840 --> 01:53:47.000
Yeah, Hi, I'm back, Bennett. I thought I was back, Bennett.
2597
01:53:47.000 --> 01:53:50.239
No, no, no, no, no, all good?
2598
01:53:50.319 --> 01:53:50.800
All good?
2599
01:53:50.840 --> 01:53:51.079
Thanks?
2600
01:53:51.439 --> 01:53:53.800
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2637
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We should get to our final thoughts, So Brandy, here's
2638
01:55:20.640 --> 01:55:23.600
all this will work. We'll just go around give a
2639
01:55:23.600 --> 01:55:27.640
closing argument, if you will on Firehouse
Subs, include you know,
2640
01:55:27.720 --> 01:55:30.039
the thoughts from this visit, but any thoughts from previous
2641
01:55:30.119 --> 01:55:33.720
visits so if warranted, and then end by giving that
2642
01:55:33.760 --> 01:55:38.359
a score from zero to five forks, your guest, your thoughts,
2643
01:55:38.399 --> 01:55:40.119
your forks score on Firehouse Subs.
2644
01:55:40.399 --> 01:55:43.520
Okay, so I did think the mac and cheese was good.
2645
01:55:43.640 --> 01:55:45.640
This sauce at least was good. It leads me to
2646
01:55:45.680 --> 01:55:47.960
think that their other sauces were good are probably pretty
2647
01:55:48.000 --> 01:55:51.359
good too. They're doing that well. The cookies were good,
2648
01:55:51.399 --> 01:55:52.920
although there is a part of me that wonders because
2649
01:55:52.960 --> 01:55:55.960
when we got the cookies we were all disheartened by
2650
01:55:55.960 --> 01:56:02.520
the sandwiches and the cookies boosted are happiness, but I'd like,
2651
01:56:03.239 --> 01:56:06.319
if I had just had that without the disappointing sandwiches,
2652
01:56:06.359 --> 01:56:08.000
I still would have liked the cookie, but I think
2653
01:56:08.039 --> 01:56:10.479
we give it more than we would have because of
2654
01:56:10.479 --> 01:56:11.560
how bad the sandwiches were.
2655
01:56:11.760 --> 01:56:13.640
That's fair. We were talking about were also talking about
2656
01:56:13.640 --> 01:56:15.760
that the cookies were not hard. We were afraid that
2657
01:56:15.800 --> 01:56:18.479
they're going to be hard, and we were saying, it's
2658
01:56:18.600 --> 01:56:20.880
rare that a cookie that's hard is good. And I
2659
01:56:20.920 --> 01:56:24.560
brought Tats. Yes, Tat's a good crispy cookie and maybe
2660
01:56:24.600 --> 01:56:27.680
even more crispy than hard. I guess like crispy cookie.
2661
01:56:27.800 --> 01:56:30.079
But normally I like a soft cookie. We love a
2662
01:56:30.119 --> 01:56:33.159
soft cookie, but also crumble, like the way cookies have
2663
01:56:33.199 --> 01:56:36.479
gone like crumble are like too doughe. We don't love crumble, right,
2664
01:56:37.439 --> 01:56:39.319
It's like a cake, but I like it. Sometimes I
2665
01:56:39.399 --> 01:56:41.159
like a cake cookie, but that's just like too like
2666
01:56:41.319 --> 01:56:42.520
doe and kind of gross.
2667
01:56:42.640 --> 01:56:43.960
There's alway seemed kind of raw.
2668
01:56:44.119 --> 01:56:46.479
They're yeah, they're like oversized, And that's why I think
2669
01:56:46.520 --> 01:56:49.319
these cookies were like, they were decent, they were decentazy,
2670
01:56:49.399 --> 01:56:49.880
they were decent.
2671
01:56:50.079 --> 01:56:52.319
Yeah, and oatmeal raisin was really good and I don't
2672
01:56:52.359 --> 01:56:54.720
usually say that very often, so I visually was good
2673
01:56:54.720 --> 01:57:00.680
with that. I mean, I think I'm going to I
2674
01:57:00.680 --> 01:57:03.479
think I'm going to give it. It feels I'm going
2675
01:57:03.560 --> 01:57:07.319
to give this a two point five because I think
2676
01:57:07.399 --> 01:57:09.680
that the cookie of the mac and cheese is they
2677
01:57:09.720 --> 01:57:13.279
were good. The sandwich is below average. I think they
2678
01:57:13.319 --> 01:57:16.359
pull it back up because it would be a two.
2679
01:57:16.439 --> 01:57:18.439
But then we have heroes involved, so I think we'd
2680
01:57:18.479 --> 01:57:19.399
throw in the extra half.
2681
01:57:19.640 --> 01:57:25.479
That's nice. Yeah, yeah, two foks two times, yeah yeah.
2682
01:57:25.760 --> 01:57:28.239
I went three and three quarters last time we were here.
2683
01:57:28.239 --> 01:57:29.399
I didn't go into the four four.
2684
01:57:29.720 --> 01:57:30.000
I didn't.
2685
01:57:30.039 --> 01:57:31.680
I did not put it into the Golden play club.
2686
01:57:32.119 --> 01:57:35.000
And I think I was right wise. I was the holdout,
2687
01:57:35.079 --> 01:57:37.680
and I think I was right. Then, No, you weren't
2688
01:57:37.720 --> 01:57:41.520
the holdout. But Mary went lower. Oh she did well.
2689
01:57:41.520 --> 01:57:42.920
We were right and you were wrong. I guess that's
2690
01:57:42.920 --> 01:57:46.159
what we're Mary was more right. How about Okay, she
2691
01:57:46.159 --> 01:57:47.920
went lower than you, so she was righter than you.
2692
01:57:48.840 --> 01:57:52.119
She was righter than me. Mary was righter than me.
2693
01:57:52.640 --> 01:57:55.319
You were the most wrong, but Mary was fine. I
2694
01:57:55.359 --> 01:57:57.000
was the most wrong. I was also wrong about the
2695
01:57:57.000 --> 01:57:59.199
hot sauce and the mac and cheese. We should we
2696
01:57:59.199 --> 01:58:01.399
were right to do it. But you know what, they
2697
01:58:01.439 --> 01:58:03.840
were wrong because the hot sauce won them a lot
2698
01:58:03.840 --> 01:58:06.840
of points. But the gator just yelling hot on the bottle,
2699
01:58:06.880 --> 01:58:10.319
I mean, step it up. That does suck hot. That's
2700
01:58:10.319 --> 01:58:12.520
what you get, the gator yelling hot. You want that,
2701
01:58:12.600 --> 01:58:15.760
you need more, you need them in the hammock, but
2702
01:58:15.840 --> 01:58:18.800
it is. It's a good hot sauce. Firefighters are good.
2703
01:58:18.800 --> 01:58:21.640
I like that they celebrate nine to eleven day, and
2704
01:58:21.680 --> 01:58:25.640
I like that they said that they. I like that
2705
01:58:25.319 --> 01:58:26.920
the no one calls it nine to eleven day. I
2706
01:58:27.000 --> 01:58:28.600
like that they celebrate nine to eleven.
2707
01:58:29.479 --> 01:58:29.920
I like that.
2708
01:58:29.880 --> 01:58:33.920
They celebrate nine eleven. I like that they I like
2709
01:58:34.000 --> 01:58:37.119
that I like that they give subs to firefighters on
2710
01:58:37.239 --> 01:58:40.039
nine to eleven. I like that they give Michaels and
2711
01:58:40.199 --> 01:58:47.159
Mike's free subs. I think that's fun too. I'm
eating
2712
01:58:47.199 --> 01:58:47.800
nine in heaven.
2713
01:58:50.520 --> 01:58:52.079
Michael passed me a bite.
2714
01:58:52.680 --> 01:59:09.840
Who's that? Oh God, meat, Spacey, he's up there, Vin's yeah.
2715
01:59:09.399 --> 01:59:12.399
I just I think that this was hurt by the
2716
01:59:12.520 --> 01:59:13.600
lt os that we had.
2717
01:59:13.640 --> 01:59:14.119
They can't.
2718
01:59:14.399 --> 01:59:16.479
They gotta do something with their proteins. Their proteins are
2719
01:59:16.479 --> 01:59:19.720
not good. That New Girl Chicken is legit bad tastes
2720
01:59:19.800 --> 01:59:23.960
like hospital food, and we're not. We're past that. The
2721
01:59:24.000 --> 01:59:28.600
country is past stripped cheap stripped chicken, chick, chicken breast.
2722
01:59:28.640 --> 01:59:31.119
It's over. You can't that can't be your new lt
2723
01:59:31.239 --> 01:59:34.279
O in twenty twenty six. It just it does not work.
2724
01:59:34.840 --> 01:59:36.439
And the same for the fucking steak coums with the
2725
01:59:36.439 --> 01:59:40.039
steak and cheese that both did not work. The Steamer
2726
01:59:40.159 --> 01:59:42.960
was still the New York Steve. Steamer was still good
2727
01:59:43.760 --> 01:59:46.399
so or good enough so for me, I'm gonna go
2728
01:59:47.760 --> 01:59:49.920
this is almost generous, but I'm gonna go three forks.
2729
01:59:51.119 --> 01:59:54.000
The name New York Steamer is funny. We should acknowledge
2730
01:59:54.039 --> 01:59:56.399
that it's true. It's the one name that is actually
2731
01:59:56.640 --> 01:59:59.520
at all any sort of effort that all the rest
2732
01:59:59.560 --> 02:00:05.039
are like, you know, the furthest they go is the engineer,
2733
02:00:05.079 --> 02:00:07.199
and that's a turkey provolone and savory mushrooms.
2734
02:00:07.199 --> 02:00:10.840
They're they're mostly just reference to No. I think it's
2735
02:00:10.960 --> 02:00:12.039
the guy on the fire trick.
2736
02:00:12.119 --> 02:00:14.279
Oh fire, yeah, that's right, Okay.
2737
02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:15.399
There, dropping roll is right there.
2738
02:00:15.399 --> 02:00:18.880
Stop dropping roll is right there. That is great, that's wonderful.
2739
02:00:19.720 --> 02:00:21.760
But they also got like just the Italian and the
2740
02:00:21.760 --> 02:00:24.119
turkey bacon rancho whatever, So some of those are kind
2741
02:00:24.119 --> 02:00:27.960
of generic. I don't love the inconsistency. I certainly don't
2742
02:00:28.000 --> 02:00:30.880
love the inconsistency of the sandwiches themselves. The steak and
2743
02:00:30.920 --> 02:00:33.720
cheese milk was melt was just straight up bad. And
2744
02:00:33.880 --> 02:00:36.840
the maybe it was maybe steak and cheese milk would
2745
02:00:36.920 --> 02:00:39.119
be better, And maybe that's why I keep froudy and
2746
02:00:39.159 --> 02:00:41.920
slipping it. And I also think the chicken.
2747
02:00:41.680 --> 02:00:43.279
And be better.
2748
02:00:43.359 --> 02:00:46.159
Yeah, I mean this melt, this is a pretty bad melts.
2749
02:00:46.399 --> 02:00:48.039
It was a horrible melt. Also, it wasn't even a
2750
02:00:48.079 --> 02:00:51.479
melt in what you can't call that a melt. And also,
2751
02:00:51.520 --> 02:00:53.920
you know what really stood out, I gotta say it,
2752
02:00:54.119 --> 02:00:57.279
Jersey Mike's. They're putting those vegetables on the fucking flat iron.
2753
02:00:57.560 --> 02:01:00.439
They're getting steamed up and chopped up. This things felt
2754
02:01:00.479 --> 02:01:03.039
like the vegetables were plopped on top there.
2755
02:01:03.119 --> 02:01:07.199
Yeah, and they're using their caramelizing it in brown sugar
2756
02:01:07.239 --> 02:01:13.039
for some reason. The the the chicken shitter Rancher. Again,
2757
02:01:13.079 --> 02:01:16.399
we were marked in the really really low quality chicken
2758
02:01:16.399 --> 02:01:21.560
that was just such a such a millstone around its neck.
2759
02:01:21.880 --> 02:01:24.319
I I do like the pickles. I didn't have any
2760
02:01:24.319 --> 02:01:25.960
of the New York Steamer, but I've had that before.
2761
02:01:26.159 --> 02:01:29.119
I do think that the tuna sandwich was was decent,
2762
02:01:30.039 --> 02:01:32.000
and I thought that the mac and cheese was great,
2763
02:01:32.119 --> 02:01:34.840
cookies were very good. Gator sauce I am. I'm a
2764
02:01:34.880 --> 02:01:40.760
fan of and they are heroes. I gave cop subs
2765
02:01:42.000 --> 02:01:46.960
one fork and I gave Ice subs four forks. But again,
2766
02:01:47.159 --> 02:01:50.680
I like, really like, I really like their the dice. Yeah,
2767
02:01:50.680 --> 02:01:52.319
the ice was great and that really plus.
2768
02:01:52.199 --> 02:01:53.359
Yea, where are you going to stand on this? You
2769
02:01:53.359 --> 02:01:54.720
don't believe nine eleven happened?
2770
02:01:54.720 --> 02:01:57.199
So this is the Yeah, I'm a nine to eleven denier.
2771
02:01:58.600 --> 02:01:59.960
Used to take their money at the door?
2772
02:02:00.119 --> 02:02:03.960
Yeah, no, I I don't know.
2773
02:02:04.039 --> 02:02:05.640
I mean this is this is a pretty this is
2774
02:02:05.680 --> 02:02:08.119
a pretty bad effort. I would go one and a
2775
02:02:08.199 --> 02:02:11.119
half forks based off the sandwiches, just because they don't
2776
02:02:11.119 --> 02:02:14.079
think it's quite at one fork because based off of
2777
02:02:14.119 --> 02:02:17.239
the tuna, and then people's responses to the turkey being fine,
2778
02:02:17.680 --> 02:02:23.119
but the Gator sauce, sorry, the Gata sauce, the mac
2779
02:02:23.159 --> 02:02:25.800
and cheese, and the cookie are enough for an additional
2780
02:02:26.720 --> 02:02:28.520
at least time, and then you get another time for
2781
02:02:28.560 --> 02:02:29.640
them here being heroes.
2782
02:02:29.760 --> 02:02:30.600
So two forks.
2783
02:02:30.600 --> 02:02:31.000
That's where I.
2784
02:02:31.039 --> 02:02:35.560
Land two four
scathing wise, you cut your view and half.
2785
02:02:36.600 --> 02:02:37.920
I mean this is this is bad.
2786
02:02:38.039 --> 02:02:40.319
Would you go back here based on this? I wouldn't.
2787
02:02:40.359 --> 02:02:42.079
Why would it go back to Firehouse unless it was
2788
02:02:42.119 --> 02:02:45.119
another Again for content, I gotta say this.
2789
02:02:45.199 --> 02:02:48.680
I think that they should give free subs to Michael
2790
02:02:48.720 --> 02:02:51.079
on that specific day. And if your last name is
2791
02:02:51.119 --> 02:02:52.840
rand is Easy, they should give you a free sub
2792
02:02:52.880 --> 02:02:55.640
as well. You should get free subs in NFL. Yeah, yeah,
2793
02:02:55.680 --> 02:02:57.560
he should get Randaseysy. You should get a free sub
2794
02:02:57.560 --> 02:03:01.520
on is yeah a house subs. You should give Steve
2795
02:03:01.520 --> 02:03:03.600
marn as Easy a free sub on nine a one.
2796
02:03:03.640 --> 02:03:05.960
That's what the the you know, when that scandal came out,
2797
02:03:06.000 --> 02:03:07.359
that was the whole thing. It was like, I can't
2798
02:03:07.359 --> 02:03:08.560
get free sums on nine to eleven?
2799
02:03:08.600 --> 02:03:11.319
Now have you got a party sub every year? That's
2800
02:03:11.319 --> 02:03:13.039
what he got is the free when he asked.
2801
02:03:15.600 --> 02:03:15.880
All right.
2802
02:03:15.920 --> 02:03:17.760
That was a review of Firehouse subs. It's time for
2803
02:03:17.800 --> 02:03:19.880
a segment. I've got a mystery beverage and mintioned Brandy
2804
02:03:19.960 --> 02:03:21.800
must guess what it is. It's the return of the
2805
02:03:21.800 --> 02:03:25.359
Wigger challenge. You are each being handed a glass of.
2806
02:03:25.279 --> 02:03:26.840
Something ice cold.
2807
02:03:27.119 --> 02:03:30.079
It is a cold glass, and feel free to describe
2808
02:03:30.159 --> 02:03:33.359
this hue. Feel free described to the viscosity and then
2809
02:03:33.560 --> 02:03:35.479
any any other sensory elements.
2810
02:03:35.479 --> 02:03:36.840
You're getting blast colored.
2811
02:03:37.079 --> 02:03:39.880
It's Baja Blast colored and it is bubbling, so so
2812
02:03:39.960 --> 02:03:41.920
that makes me feel like it could be Baja blast.
2813
02:03:42.079 --> 02:03:44.800
It's it is. Yeah, it's the color of it's this
2814
02:03:44.960 --> 02:03:46.520
kind of aquamarine color.
2815
02:03:46.800 --> 02:03:49.560
Yeah, like a light like a blue gatorade meets a
2816
02:03:49.640 --> 02:03:50.199
mountain dew.
2817
02:03:50.319 --> 02:03:53.199
And also the color smells like Baja blast a little
2818
02:03:53.239 --> 02:03:53.640
bit too.
2819
02:03:54.479 --> 02:03:56.640
Is this the sugar fee a mount Baja blasts? Because
2820
02:03:56.640 --> 02:03:57.399
I know that happens.
2821
02:03:59.600 --> 02:04:03.600
It is sugar theory. Baja blast. This is This is
2822
02:04:03.640 --> 02:04:07.000
the quickest that we've ever me and the guest. I mean,
2823
02:04:07.119 --> 02:04:09.880
this is a tie. Also, by the way, we just knocked.
2824
02:04:10.319 --> 02:04:12.000
We just knocked this the fuck out of the park
2825
02:04:12.079 --> 02:04:15.199
right here. Baha Blast zero. This is Baha Blast. You
2826
02:04:15.279 --> 02:04:16.840
both think Baha Blast zero.
2827
02:04:16.960 --> 02:04:19.239
I think so hold on or.
2828
02:04:19.239 --> 02:04:22.600
Yeah, Baja Blast zero. I do not think. I don't
2829
02:04:22.600 --> 02:04:23.840
think it's regular Baha blast.
2830
02:04:23.960 --> 02:04:25.359
No, No, I don't think they're sugar in it.
2831
02:04:28.359 --> 02:04:32.600
Well, it's the tie, but go on, is it regular
2832
02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:36.319
Baha blast. I'm not getting the I'm not getting the
2833
02:04:36.359 --> 02:04:39.199
extra sugar flavor, but it might. I'm now wondering.
2834
02:04:40.560 --> 02:04:41.920
I don't think there's a diet. I think it just
2835
02:04:41.920 --> 02:04:42.680
goes straight to zero.
2836
02:04:44.520 --> 02:04:45.760
Oh yeah, no, that is true.
2837
02:04:45.800 --> 02:04:47.479
There's not a diet. Yeah, yeah, there's not a diet
2838
02:04:47.479 --> 02:04:47.760
of it.
2839
02:04:48.560 --> 02:04:50.920
He's playing so coy that it's making me be like,
2840
02:04:51.239 --> 02:04:52.800
is this just regular Baha Blast.
2841
02:04:52.880 --> 02:04:55.000
I don't think it is. I think it's.
2842
02:04:56.560 --> 02:05:07.279
I'm giving you my poker face, my face, I'm gonna
2843
02:05:07.359 --> 02:05:09.079
I'm gonna go you.
2844
02:05:09.039 --> 02:05:11.960
Like Lady Gagaga, for go go.
2845
02:05:12.319 --> 02:05:14.880
My brother loves Lady Gaga randomly, he like will listen
2846
02:05:14.920 --> 02:05:15.560
to her songs.
2847
02:05:15.680 --> 02:05:18.840
This is very tough because my mind is changing as
2848
02:05:18.920 --> 02:05:20.439
i'm as I'm drinking it.
2849
02:05:21.199 --> 02:05:23.560
I know the zero is good because I do get
2850
02:05:23.600 --> 02:05:26.600
Baha Blast zero, but it's also like I'm used to
2851
02:05:26.680 --> 02:05:28.600
it from a fountain drink, which is more bubbly, so
2852
02:05:28.600 --> 02:05:32.199
it's making it difficult to like really parse it out.
2853
02:05:32.239 --> 02:05:34.760
I think this is original Baja Blast. I've changed my mind,
2854
02:05:35.439 --> 02:05:37.880
which is pivoted to original Baja Blast.
2855
02:05:38.680 --> 02:05:39.680
And you still think zero.
2856
02:05:40.600 --> 02:05:43.760
It's hard. It is genuinely hard to tell good zero.
2857
02:05:45.079 --> 02:05:47.000
I know it's good. I'm gonna I'm gonna say zero
2858
02:05:47.119 --> 02:05:50.920
because I'm not getting like, I'm not getting the little
2859
02:05:50.960 --> 02:05:53.239
sugar feeling in the back of my brain right now,
2860
02:05:53.520 --> 02:05:55.560
So I think it's zero.
2861
02:05:56.600 --> 02:06:01.399
You are correct that it is Baja Blast heavy.
2862
02:06:01.520 --> 02:06:05.359
Mitch wins the Wiger Challenge. This is full
sugar Baja
2863
02:06:05.399 --> 02:06:10.319
Blast fut Randy, though immediately clocks that might be it.
2864
02:06:10.319 --> 02:06:11.840
It might just be from the can. Is enough for
2865
02:06:11.880 --> 02:06:14.159
it to taste a little bit different, different because I
2866
02:06:14.199 --> 02:06:15.600
only ever have it from the tap.
2867
02:06:15.720 --> 02:06:17.039
I thought it was either one of two things. I
2868
02:06:17.079 --> 02:06:19.479
thought it was Baja Blast or there's a gatorade that
2869
02:06:19.560 --> 02:06:23.039
is this exact color. That's not It's not a Glacier freeze,
2870
02:06:23.079 --> 02:06:23.760
it's another one.
2871
02:06:23.960 --> 02:06:27.840
Brandy immediately clocking that it was Baja Blast colored. I
2872
02:06:27.880 --> 02:06:30.199
love that. Love That's why you described that.
2873
02:06:30.279 --> 02:06:32.680
That's the color of Baha Blast. I love it so much. Yes,
2874
02:06:32.720 --> 02:06:34.239
but but it's like I.
2875
02:06:35.199 --> 02:06:38.079
Was worried you both were going to overthink it away
2876
02:06:38.079 --> 02:06:40.960
from Baja Blast, but you but no, you stuck to that.
2877
02:06:41.119 --> 02:06:42.039
It is very much ba.
2878
02:06:42.479 --> 02:06:44.640
It's done a nice with sugar from You.
2879
02:06:44.640 --> 02:06:46.720
Know. What's funny is I was like, at first when
2880
02:06:46.760 --> 02:06:48.079
I first took a sip but I was like, it's zero.
2881
02:06:48.159 --> 02:06:50.840
And then I was like, wait, let that just sit
2882
02:06:50.920 --> 02:06:52.600
in my teeth. I could just feel its sitting in
2883
02:06:52.640 --> 02:06:55.760
my teeth and that that did that. I could feel
2884
02:06:55.760 --> 02:06:58.880
a sugar rotting my teeth, but it was Baja Blast
2885
02:06:58.960 --> 02:06:59.840
zero is good.
2886
02:07:00.079 --> 02:07:00.840
That's the treat thing.
2887
02:07:01.159 --> 02:07:02.119
They do a good job with it.
2888
02:07:02.159 --> 02:07:04.640
That's a lesson, like using the full clock on who
2889
02:07:04.720 --> 02:07:06.840
wants to be a millionaire? Don't just don't just say
2890
02:07:06.880 --> 02:07:09.640
locked in right away. Take a moment to think it there.
2891
02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:12.119
Take a bit sit with it. Baja Blast zero what
2892
02:07:12.279 --> 02:07:15.640
I drank the entire time I was editing milk job. Wow,
2893
02:07:15.720 --> 02:07:18.800
what you can find on youtubereat beverage. Yeah, yeah, honestly
2894
02:07:19.079 --> 02:07:25.720
perfect editing beverage. What's your Taco bell order? It's changed.
2895
02:07:25.920 --> 02:07:26.960
Baja Blast zero is.
2896
02:07:26.920 --> 02:07:28.560
In there, Baha Blast zero isn't there.
2897
02:07:28.920 --> 02:07:30.800
Do you ever do the Baja Blast freeze.
2898
02:07:30.439 --> 02:07:33.279
Those I love the freeze, really love the freeze. Well
2899
02:07:33.319 --> 02:07:35.720
night we painted my house, I got freezes for us.
2900
02:07:35.760 --> 02:07:38.039
I'm doing outdoor yard I have a Taco bell two
2901
02:07:38.079 --> 02:07:40.239
blocks away from the house, so every time I bring
2902
02:07:40.359 --> 02:07:42.800
outdoor yard work, I get a Baja Blast freeze. It
2903
02:07:42.880 --> 02:07:45.920
really is like just a little treat. I'm a big
2904
02:07:45.960 --> 02:07:49.079
Nacho's belt grande, but I also get a potato soft
2905
02:07:49.079 --> 02:07:50.960
taco and then I pop that on there because I
2906
02:07:50.960 --> 02:07:54.439
want the extra potatoes in there. But the meal has
2907
02:07:54.479 --> 02:07:56.640
like disappeared from the menu now, which is like it's
2908
02:07:56.880 --> 02:08:00.159
just a la carte now now a deals all fucked up.
2909
02:08:00.159 --> 02:08:02.039
I don't like it, but i'd like it. I like
2910
02:08:02.119 --> 02:08:07.680
the chilloup a meal with with ground beef, and then
2911
02:08:07.680 --> 02:08:11.399
I get a soft soft taco with that usually, so.
2912
02:08:11.399 --> 02:08:14.199
I like going ground beef for as my protein.
2913
02:08:14.600 --> 02:08:16.760
I think ground beef is better than the steak generally
2914
02:08:17.000 --> 02:08:18.399
or oral throwing beans.
2915
02:08:18.800 --> 02:08:21.159
Chicken taco Bell also does have kind of the.
2916
02:08:21.920 --> 02:08:24.000
I've never had their chicken because I assume that it's
2917
02:08:24.279 --> 02:08:25.000
the weird it's.
2918
02:08:24.920 --> 02:08:26.760
Kind of like that chicken, but it's in so much
2919
02:08:26.800 --> 02:08:30.520
sauce and also probably better by the way, but it's
2920
02:08:30.560 --> 02:08:32.239
just in so much sauce. But I'll get the chicken.
2921
02:08:32.319 --> 02:08:35.319
It's like a special, Like it's like the chicken melts
2922
02:08:35.359 --> 02:08:37.279
burrito or something I'll get like if I don't, I'm
2923
02:08:37.279 --> 02:08:39.000
not even thinking of the right thing, but like I'll like,
2924
02:08:39.039 --> 02:08:41.720
I'll get it if it's in a like a specialty burrito.
2925
02:08:41.880 --> 02:08:44.960
Sometimes the beans is honestly the protein I want the most,
2926
02:08:45.039 --> 02:08:46.880
and like, I think it's I think it's really good.
2927
02:08:46.880 --> 02:08:49.479
But yes, the I like that you shout out the
2928
02:08:49.640 --> 02:08:51.960
potato soft talkan boy.
2929
02:08:52.000 --> 02:08:55.000
You said instead of burger boy, bean boys maybe better
2930
02:08:55.039 --> 02:08:56.680
for you? Can it be the burger boy and the
2931
02:08:56.680 --> 02:09:00.720
bean boy? You choose one, the burger boy, the mean boy.
2932
02:09:01.399 --> 02:09:05.279
Tiger Nick Wiger, I can I ask?
2933
02:09:05.479 --> 02:09:07.399
Can I ask why it was?
2934
02:09:07.399 --> 02:09:07.760
Was it this?
2935
02:09:07.840 --> 02:09:10.760
Because there were leftover Baja blasts from when the Taco
2936
02:09:10.800 --> 02:09:11.720
Bell people visit us.
2937
02:09:12.000 --> 02:09:13.159
I had no I.
2938
02:09:13.159 --> 02:09:16.760
Had
those like in the hopper for for a bit
2939
02:09:16.800 --> 02:09:19.479
to do for a Wiger challenge, and.
2940
02:09:19.880 --> 02:09:22.439
The Baja blasts we had the mountain in the cans,
2941
02:09:22.720 --> 02:09:24.279
I like, and you pick the perfect guests for it.
2942
02:09:24.680 --> 02:09:26.720
I also, by the way, I think that I would
2943
02:09:26.720 --> 02:09:29.960
clean up. But now I'm like, oh, because every time
2944
02:09:30.000 --> 02:09:31.880
I'm watching one of these videos on YouTube and they're
2945
02:09:32.000 --> 02:09:35.159
taking SIPs and there's of the sodas and then they
2946
02:09:35.239 --> 02:09:37.479
get diet confused with the raggor I'm like, how are
2947
02:09:37.479 --> 02:09:39.159
you going to confuse the regular This was one of
2948
02:09:39.199 --> 02:09:40.800
the first times where I was like, oh, I actually
2949
02:09:40.920 --> 02:09:43.920
can't completely tell right now, But I think I would
2950
02:09:43.920 --> 02:09:45.560
clean up at that soda challenge. It would have to
2951
02:09:45.600 --> 02:09:48.319
be sodas that I actually knew, of course, but like, uh.
2952
02:09:48.319 --> 02:09:50.720
Yeah, you don't do well in every segment, but you
2953
02:09:50.920 --> 02:09:53.880
are quite good at the wigger challenge. I'm going at
2954
02:09:53.880 --> 02:09:56.279
the strength of yours. I forget what your record is.
2955
02:09:56.279 --> 02:09:58.560
It's documented in the dough Boys wiki, but you definitely
2956
02:09:58.600 --> 02:09:59.239
have a winning record.
2957
02:09:59.279 --> 02:10:01.399
I have a winning record, and the wider channel is
2958
02:10:01.399 --> 02:10:02.640
a mitch is a potent foe.
2959
02:10:02.800 --> 02:10:05.039
That's awesome. I went to a when the Grillers first
2960
02:10:05.039 --> 02:10:08.199
came out of Taco Bell. Oh yeah, Lady Lady got
2961
02:10:08.239 --> 02:10:11.600
invited to a an influencer party for them, and it
2962
02:10:11.720 --> 02:10:13.720
was like they had taken over a house in Silver
2963
02:10:13.800 --> 02:10:16.600
Lake and like had a silent disco in one room
2964
02:10:16.640 --> 02:10:18.840
and then you could just take pictures with the Grillers
2965
02:10:19.119 --> 02:10:20.720
and that was fun.
2966
02:10:20.840 --> 02:10:21.399
That is fun.
2967
02:10:21.439 --> 02:10:23.119
I was. I was like, I've never been invited to
2968
02:10:23.159 --> 02:10:25.680
anything like that before or since, but for one day,
2969
02:10:25.720 --> 02:10:29.079
I was like, Okay, I'm like a Taco Bell influencer.
2970
02:10:29.199 --> 02:10:29.880
This is cool.
2971
02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:32.479
It sounds better than the KFC influencer event we were
2972
02:10:32.479 --> 02:10:33.000
invited to.
2973
02:10:34.439 --> 02:10:36.199
I also like, when like you know, like people were
2974
02:10:36.199 --> 02:10:38.479
like I saw the Temptations live and our genrecs is
2975
02:10:38.520 --> 02:10:39.760
like I went and met the Grillers.
2976
02:10:39.920 -->
02:10:43.239
Yeah, I mean I want to go to that Taco
2977
02:10:43.319 --> 02:10:46.319
Bell announcement that they do every year. That's like whenever
2978
02:10:46.800 --> 02:10:49.399
Apple drops the new products. It's so cool.
2979
02:10:49.520 --> 02:10:50.560
How the fun have we not?
2980
02:10:52.880 --> 02:10:53.119
Also?
2981
02:10:53.159 --> 02:10:54.800
How do they not invite us to that keto? Because
2982
02:10:54.840 --> 02:10:57.000
I watched that on my own? And then also like,
2983
02:10:57.079 --> 02:10:59.199
how is like I've seen who hosts these things? How
2984
02:10:59.279 --> 02:11:01.840
is like gabriis not hosting this? How's not like Gabers
2985
02:11:01.920 --> 02:11:04.640
and Betsy. It's just like they fucking crush it? And
2986
02:11:04.680 --> 02:11:07.520
also just invite us like the dough Boys, I see
2987
02:11:07.520 --> 02:11:10.720
who's there? And I will also invite Brandy bite Lady
2988
02:11:10.760 --> 02:11:11.199
to lady?
2989
02:11:11.520 --> 02:11:11.840
Why are we?
2990
02:11:12.119 --> 02:11:12.600
How are they?
2991
02:11:12.760 --> 02:11:13.159
How are we?
2992
02:11:13.399 --> 02:11:14.359
Are we that bad?
2993
02:11:14.399 --> 02:11:16.479
At our? Here? Are we that bad?
2994
02:11:16.640 --> 02:11:18.239
If we're that bad? Just tell us.
2995
02:11:18.760 --> 02:11:21.600
I don't think we're that bad. I don't know I'm
2996
02:11:21.640 --> 02:11:24.520
making where we are. You're making us doubt ourselves. Taco Bell,
2997
02:11:24.840 --> 02:11:27.399
We've done nothing but but stick up for you for
2998
02:11:27.560 --> 02:11:30.960
ten years. I think you can invited to a fucking keynote.
2999
02:11:31.039 --> 02:11:33.279
I think they're messing up. I think it will only
3000
02:11:33.319 --> 02:11:35.640
improve next year. If you got to try the Baha
3001
02:11:35.720 --> 02:11:39.079
Blast cheesecake live the first.
3002
02:11:38.840 --> 02:11:41.279
Time, you imagine, oh my gosh, I would be so fun.
3003
02:11:41.439 --> 02:11:44.520
I mean, Hollywood doesn't. Not only is Hollywood not care
3004
02:11:44.600 --> 02:11:46.640
but us, but food Hollywood doesn't even care about it.
3005
02:11:46.720 --> 02:11:48.880
Now we can't get into food Hollywood.
3006
02:11:48.399 --> 02:11:50.880
And CFO of dough Boys or the CFO of Taco
3007
02:11:50.920 --> 02:11:52.399
Bell can't introduce the dough Boys.
3008
02:11:52.720 --> 02:11:54.279
I've said it's my favorite restaurant.
3009
02:11:54.479 --> 02:11:58.039
Yeah, sucks, My life sucks.
3010
02:11:58.199 --> 02:12:01.720
Well that was your twentieth when and at the Wiger Challenge.
3011
02:12:01.760 --> 02:12:04.560
Wow, Mitch, congratulations twentieth total.
3012
02:12:04.760 --> 02:12:05.640
Yeah, that's what it says.
3013
02:12:05.720 --> 02:12:06.520
How many of it there been?
3014
02:12:07.119 --> 02:12:10.079
I guess, uh, I have to do the math.
3015
02:12:11.199 --> 02:12:15.319
Twenty seems low to me. He wins though, twenty winst
3016
02:12:15.439 -->
02:12:17.039
ten years. Yeah, I know, but we don't do it.
3017
02:12:17.239 --> 02:12:19.479
We don't do it even every we've done the Wiger
3018
02:12:19.560 --> 02:12:22.640
Challenge every even an original segment that is an original segment.
3019
02:12:22.640 --> 02:12:23.479
It's a year one segment.
3020
02:12:23.479 --> 02:12:24.600
It's a year one segment.
3021
02:12:25.199 --> 02:12:27.359
We got stretches where we don't do the Wiger Challenge.
3022
02:12:28.000 --> 02:12:29.359
It's a periodic feature of the plan.
3023
02:12:29.520 --> 02:12:31.279
Didn't do it for any of COVID.
3024
02:12:31.760 --> 02:12:32.439
That's part of it.
3025
02:12:33.159 --> 02:12:37.840
That's a good way to forty six. Forty six a
3026
02:12:37.880 --> 02:12:40.279
losing record. Wait, Mitch has a losing record?
3027
02:12:41.239 --> 02:12:44.560
No, yeah, twenty out of forty six, he's lost twenty six.
3028
02:12:45.319 --> 02:12:47.319
Yeah, I think only.
3029
02:12:47.520 --> 02:12:48.479
Looking at the score.
3030
02:12:48.560 --> 02:12:53.199
Right here, it says Vic Michalis nineteen to eight, so
3031
02:12:53.279 --> 02:12:56.159
that there was a running track of this the whole time.
3032
02:12:57.239 --> 02:12:59.960
Nineteen and eight means there have been twenty seven total
3033
02:13:00.119 --> 02:13:01.680
up to this point, and this is the twenty eighth.
3034
02:13:01.680 --> 02:13:03.800
Then Mitch is won twenty times and lost eight times.
3035
02:13:03.920 --> 02:13:05.279
Why did I count forty six?
3036
02:13:05.520 --> 02:13:07.680
Where did you get I don't know. You tell me
3037
02:13:09.039 --> 02:13:11.720
forty six is too many wager challenges? Four?
3038
02:13:12.479 --> 02:13:14.239
Wait, what are you counting?
3039
02:13:14.359 --> 02:13:15.600
They're all listed.
3040
02:13:15.439 --> 02:13:21.079
Counting Sometimes challenge appeared, and then it says nineteen to.
3041
02:13:21.039 --> 02:13:23.680
Eight, so there's forty six.
3042
02:13:24.239 --> 02:13:26.199
We need your help. What you're doing?
3043
02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:29.399
Yeah, try to figure this out as we're doing this,
3044
02:13:29.720 --> 02:13:31.399
just like a restaurant valuer feedback, let's open to.
3045
02:13:31.319 --> 02:13:33.319
The feed thought, I suck at the wager challenge?
3046
02:13:34.520 --> 02:13:37.279
No, because it says your running record is twenty and eight,
3047
02:13:37.640 --> 02:13:39.680
so that there must maybe we weren't tracking the record
3048
02:13:39.680 --> 02:13:41.439
for all these Maybe some of them were one offs.
3049
02:13:41.600 --> 02:13:44.720
Maybe the live shows don't count. That might be part
3050
02:13:44.720 --> 02:13:44.920
of it.
3051
02:13:44.960 --> 02:13:47.159
The live shows maybe don't count because we do it
3052
02:13:47.159 --> 02:13:47.800
at the live shows, a.
3053
02:13:48.600 --> 02:13:50.880
Live show with an audience or like a studio.
3054
02:13:50.800 --> 02:13:51.439
Feet off that.
3055
02:13:52.359 --> 02:13:55.680
Yeah, ice buds fucking to go to the next level.
3056
02:13:55.680 --> 02:13:57.840
We'll try to get the bottom of this. Today's emails
3057
02:13:57.840 --> 02:14:02.760
for Monica in the feedback Dear Boys, long, longtime listener,
3058
02:14:02.800 --> 02:14:04.880
first time feedbagger. After listening to the intro for the
3059
02:14:04.920 --> 02:14:07.760
California Fish Grill episode and hearing Nick talk about aquaculture,
3060
02:14:07.760 --> 02:14:09.399
I wanted to give my input of someone who works
3061
02:14:09.479 --> 02:14:12.359
in the business. I am the research manager at or
3062
02:14:12.439 --> 02:14:17.199
Regional Aquaculture Association in Ketchikan, Alaska, where we produce salmon
3063
02:14:17.319 --> 02:14:20.159
via sustainable aquaculture, not the fish farming you're thinking of.
3064
02:14:20.680 --> 02:14:23.680
What we do is grow salmon from eggs up to smolt,
3065
02:14:23.840 --> 02:14:26.680
basically teenage fish, and release them into the ocean, where
3066
02:14:26.720 --> 02:14:28.920
they then put on ninety nine percent of their body masks,
3067
02:14:28.960 --> 02:14:31.399
but before returning to be caught by everyone who fishes
3068
02:14:31.439 --> 02:14:33.800
in the area. If you guys ever find yourselves in
3069
02:14:33.880 --> 02:14:36.239
southeast Alaska, hit me up and I'll give you a
3070
02:14:36.279 --> 02:14:37.720
tour of the salmon hatcheries here.
3071
02:14:38.439 --> 02:14:40.640
I haven't lived in Ketchikan. I want tover the Doughboys
3072
02:14:40.680 --> 02:14:43.600
non contiguous tour or we went to Alaska and Hawaii.
3073
02:14:43.479 --> 02:14:46.800
Just moved here in twenty four while for my husband's job.
3074
02:14:47.039 --> 02:14:49.279
Ketchikan is a weird place in many ways. It's on
3075
02:14:49.279 --> 02:14:51.000
an island. People call it a drinking town with a
3076
02:14:51.039 --> 02:14:54.319
fishing problem, and we have very limited options. Read chain restaurants.
3077
02:14:54.359 --> 02:14:57.079
There are only two of them here, McDonald's and Taco Time,
3078
02:14:57.079 --> 02:15:00.560
not the Seattle based version. Sadly fun fact, Taco Time
3079
02:15:00.640 --> 02:15:04.720
also serves Filipino food. My question for the dough Boys is,
3080
02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:07.319
if you lived on an island, had to choose one
3081
02:15:07.560 --> 02:15:10.800
or two chain restaurants, what would you pick? Love the
3082
02:15:10.840 --> 02:15:14.920
pod all the best, Monica, Monica, thank you so much
3083
02:15:14.960 --> 02:15:16.640
for that context on aquaculture.
3084
02:15:16.760 --> 02:15:19.319
That's that is that is fascinating, fascinating.
3085
02:15:19.399 --> 02:15:19.880
I like that that.
3086
02:15:19.960 --> 02:15:22.640
I like that there are people working on the sustainable side.
3087
02:15:22.680 --> 02:15:23.319
This is the thing. We got it.
3088
02:15:23.359 --> 02:15:25.079
We got into it in Wonder Fish episodes. But like
3089
02:15:25.319
--> 02:15:28.760
you know, there's basically factory farming. You may this may
3090
02:15:28.760 --> 02:15:31.239
be stuff you already know, but there's basically factory farming.
3091
02:15:31.279 --> 02:15:34.520
All recap this for our audience as well. Uh, that
3092
02:15:34.520 --> 02:15:36.840
that is, that is the equivalent of like these these
3093
02:15:36.880 --> 02:15:40.000
mass feed lots, but it's for fish, and a lot
3094
02:15:40.039 --> 02:15:42.119
of them are really detrimental to the ocean.
3095
02:15:43.479 --> 02:15:44.239
That makes a lot of sense.
3096
02:15:44.560 --> 02:15:47.159
But but let's let's do let's indulge in this exercise.
3097
02:15:47.359 --> 02:15:51.920
You have a you're living on an island and could
3098
02:15:51.920 --> 02:15:53.239
be in Alaska, could.
3099
02:15:53.000 --> 02:15:57.359
Be wherever, could be a little Saint James, could be.
3100
02:15:57.359 --> 02:16:00.239
A little Saint James. You're on Little Saint James. They
3101
02:16:00.560 --> 02:16:03.359
basically said that, hey, we're given this to you. It's
3102
02:16:03.439 --> 02:16:05.600
it's part of the settlement is that you know, whatever
3103
02:16:05.640 --> 02:16:07.760
you're you end up getting gifted to this, gifted this
3104
02:16:07.800 --> 02:16:08.399
for whatever reason.
3105
02:16:08.399 --> 02:16:10.880
You can do what you want with it. Yeah, hush, hush.
3106
02:16:10.920 --> 02:16:12.600
Do you name it Little Saint James.
3107
02:16:12.680 --> 02:16:14.520
I think it was already named that. Yeah, I don't
3108
02:16:14.520 --> 02:16:18.600
think it's a little Saint James. It's fucking creepy. Yeah,
3109
02:16:18.640 --> 02:16:19.640
every part of it is creepy.
3110
02:16:19.720 --> 02:16:21.600
Yeah, except for James. I guess it's okay.
3111
02:16:21.760 --> 02:16:22.319
I'll say this.
3112
02:16:22.399 --> 02:16:23.720
I don't care for what he was getting up to
3113
02:16:23.720 --> 02:16:25.960
on there. Yeah, he or why some bad stuff. As
3114
02:16:26.000 --> 02:16:28.520
far as I'm I don't like the history of that
3115
02:16:28.600 --> 02:16:30.800
island at all. The whole history of it's no good.
3116
02:16:30.960 --> 02:16:33.799
I just got sent the Epstein screener. Let me check
3117
02:16:33.840 --> 02:16:37.760
this out. It's just up until Epstein moves in.
3118
02:16:37.840 --> 02:16:42.840
Okay, oh right. I was gonna map.
3119
02:16:44.719 --> 02:16:50.680
What an investor, I separate the investor from the investing.
3120
02:16:52.319 --> 02:16:55.200
Is that what it is investing from the investor? Whatever,
3121
02:16:55.239 --> 02:16:59.760
I've already said this before. I'm gonna pick two pretty quickly.
3122
02:17:00.239 --> 02:17:02.000
I mean, I know one right on the top of
3123
02:17:02.000 --> 02:17:03.840
my head. I think I think it's the same thing.
3124
02:17:04.280 --> 02:17:06.360
One of them is McDonald's. Come on, you're saying one
3125
02:17:06.360 --> 02:17:07.559
of them is McDonald.
3126
02:17:07.479 --> 02:17:11.040
You don't agree, I know, I know, you know mine,
3127
02:17:11.639 --> 02:17:12.159
you know mine?
3128
02:17:12.280 --> 02:17:14.959
Yeah. I was gonna say.
3129
02:17:14.319 --> 02:17:16.319
In and out, Emma's correct, and is going to be
3130
02:17:16.399 --> 02:17:19.840
one of them. I thought about Del Taco, but they
3131
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said chain restaurants, and how about a place where I
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02:17:24.200 --> 02:17:25.959
can sit down and enjoy myself and also a place
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02:17:26.000 --> 02:17:28.719
with a sprawling menu. One of my favorite chain restaurants
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02:17:28.799 --> 02:17:29.639
Cheesecake Factory.
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02:17:29.719 --> 02:17:31.200
I was cheesecake.
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02:17:31.280 --> 02:17:32.159
Yeah, you got everything.
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02:17:32.879 --> 02:17:36.399
Get everything there, like in a small Alaskan town or
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02:17:36.719 --> 02:17:37.319
an Ablaska.
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02:17:37.840 --> 02:17:38.920
There is an Alaskan island.
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I don't know who cares. It is an Alaskan islands
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silent and then a small Alaskan island. A cheesecake factory
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02:17:47.680 --> 02:17:50.200
or like a Chili's would be like that. That would
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02:17:50.200 --> 02:17:52.920
be the place we can hang out at, the place
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02:17:52.959 --> 02:17:53.159
to be.
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02:17:53.559 --> 02:17:55.479
I'll read this from the email again. Ketchikan is a
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02:17:55.479 --> 02:17:58.120
weird place in many ways. It's on an island, so
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02:17:58.280 --> 02:17:58.879
they are.
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02:18:00.200 --> 02:18:01.760
I thought you were going to say a hillstone.
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02:18:02.000 --> 02:18:03.360
I mean a hillstone would be great.
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02:18:03.520 --> 02:18:06.120
The thing about the cheesecake factory has over Hillstone is
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02:18:06.559 --> 02:18:07.799
Hillstone's more EXPENSI.
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02:18:07.520 --> 02:18:09.159
Hillstone also seems like you're cheating a little bit.
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02:18:09.159 --> 02:18:09.920
It seems like you're cheating.
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02:18:09.959 --> 02:18:12.639
Cheesecake factory also like that could be a gathering place
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02:18:12.680 --> 02:18:13.239
for the town.
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02:18:13.280 --> 02:18:14.719
People are gonna hang out there.
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02:18:14.600 --> 02:18:17.159
Hang at the bar, everything that they have.
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02:18:17.319 --> 02:18:20.399
Everything I want Mexican food, I can get Cheesecake Factories version.
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02:18:20.440 --> 02:18:22.680
I want Asian food, I can get their version. You know,
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02:18:22.920 --> 02:18:25.079
it's all of it. It's all there, Randy. I mean
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02:18:25.120 --> 02:18:27.959
cheesecake factories is fine to be your answer as well.
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02:18:27.879 --> 02:18:30.840
But what do you think? Well, when I think about
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02:18:30.840 --> 02:18:32.639
this question, because usually we try to be like, what
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02:18:32.680 --> 02:18:34.600
are the two kinds of foods that you could eat forever.
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02:18:34.760 -->
02:18:37.559
It's like, when I go there, cheesecake I think is
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02:18:37.600 --> 02:18:39.399
definitely the answer, because then you can have anything. But
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02:18:39.920 --> 02:18:42.079
I like Mexican and like Japanese are the two things
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02:18:42.079 --> 02:18:43.920
that I'm always like. I could eat one of those
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02:18:43.959 --> 02:18:45.719
things every day and then think be happy for the
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02:18:45.760 --> 02:18:47.799
rest of my life. So I would have I think
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02:18:48.120 --> 02:18:50.760
I would pick Chevies. You've been to a Chevy I know,
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02:18:50.840 --> 02:18:53.600
Chevy okay, who never reviewed it? I love Chevies. They
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02:18:53.600 --> 02:18:55.639
don't have it in Bourbank anymore, sad.
3174
02:18:55.520 --> 02:18:57.360
I got rid of some of the South Long locations.
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02:18:57.600 --> 02:18:59.840
Love date a Manhattan Beach one as well. Yeah, it's gone.
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02:19:00.840 --> 02:19:02.920
I love Chevyes growing growing up Chevyes because I mean
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02:19:02.920 --> 02:19:04.799
they're chips and houses. There's sauce of the table. It's
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02:19:04.799 --> 02:19:07.680
fucking delicious. First time I ever had avocado in a
3179
02:19:07.719 --> 02:19:10.639
tortilla soup blew my mind as a kid that did
3180
02:19:10.639 --> 02:19:13.120
not grow up around a lot of Mexican food. I
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02:19:13.200 --> 02:19:17.159
go with that. I think I would go with a ship.
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02:19:17.200 --> 02:19:21.440
What's the there's like a sushi chain out here? Oh sushi? Stop?
3183
02:19:21.479 --> 02:19:23.239
Is that what you're thinking? Stop? I think i'd have
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02:19:23.239 --> 02:19:25.360
a sushi Stop. I'd be really happy with those two
3185
02:19:25.360 --> 02:19:25.879
things forever.
3186
02:19:26.040 --> 02:19:29.719
We reviewed Sushi Stop on the podcast. Sushi Stop is
3187
02:19:29.879 --> 02:19:32.000
very solid as far as a sushi chain, and there
3188
02:19:32.000 --> 02:19:33.879
aren't a lot of sushi chains. So yeah, I think
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02:19:33.879 --> 02:19:36.040
that's a good choice. Yeah, I mean, like, that's that's
3190
02:19:36.040 --> 02:19:38.159
what I'm realizing. I'm not going to get any There
3191
02:19:38.239 --> 02:19:41.079
might be like a few rolls on the cheesecake factory,
3192
02:19:41.399 --> 02:19:43.799
but Japanese food's going to be hard to come by,
3193
02:19:43.840 --> 02:19:45.760
and that'll be definitely an absence in my life.
3194
02:19:45.760 --> 02:19:47.600
But you know whatever, we're gonna be limited.
3195
02:19:47.719 --> 02:19:49.799
And and that what in out factory what it now
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02:19:50.239 --> 02:19:54.000
gets for me cheese not factory, cheesecake factory and now
3197
02:19:54.079 --> 02:19:57.120
Burger What a now Burger gets for me? Is it
3198
02:19:57.120 --> 02:19:59.239
gets me those those bites of childhood.
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02:19:59.360 --> 02:20:01.200
Yeah, yeah, that makes childhood.
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02:20:01.959 --> 02:20:07.159
I uh, all right, I think McDonald's we are in
3201
02:20:07.159 --> 02:20:11.159
a little say McDonald's. It has to be one of
3202
02:20:11.200 --> 02:20:14.520
my choices. Yeah, just because it's you're talking twenty four hours.
3203
02:20:14.639 --> 02:20:16.920
McDonald's is always open, Like.
3204
02:20:17.040 --> 02:20:20.239
Uh, McDonald's is great, There is no there. Look, everyone
3205
02:20:20.239 --> 02:20:21.440
has made good choices so far.
3206
02:20:22.120 --> 02:20:25.879
My other choice is that's this is tougher because I'm like,
3207
02:20:26.520 --> 02:20:28.719
if it was two fast food restaurants, that would be
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02:20:28.760 --> 02:20:32.120
McDonald's and probably now Taco Bell. Yeah, those would be
3209
02:20:32.159 --> 02:20:34.600
the two that I would have there. I would really
3210
02:20:34.600 --> 02:20:36.680
miss In the past. I'd be like, oh, Wendy's is tough.
3211
02:20:36.719 --> 02:20:38.639
Do I do Wendy's But no longer Wendy's is.
3212
02:20:38.639 --> 02:20:41.520
Gone nineteen ninety eight Wendy's in current Taco Bell.
3213
02:20:41.639 --> 02:20:43.760
Now, let me tell you if it was if this
3214
02:20:43.920 --> 02:20:47.120
was nineteen ninety four Wendy's and they were in the
3215
02:20:48.120 --> 02:20:53.319
yellow cups and the yellow fries, that would that would
3216
02:20:53.520 --> 02:20:55.120
and you know what, that's a place to go down
3217
02:20:55.159 --> 02:20:56.000
and sit and eat.
3218
02:20:56.479 --> 02:20:58.920
Your kiro Taco bell Era, Taco Bell.
3219
02:20:59.280 --> 02:21:00.440
I mean, hey, that's no slouch.
3220
02:21:00.559 --> 02:21:01.399
That's no slouch either.
3221
02:21:01.520 --> 02:21:04.840
I mean I'm saying, I'm saying probably honestly would replace
3222
02:21:04.920 --> 02:21:08.479
McDonald's Wendy's at that time. Sure, But instead I'm going
3223
02:21:08.559 --> 02:21:11.639
McDonald's and then Taco Bot for fast food. But I
3224
02:21:11.680 --> 02:21:14.159
think that I would have to make it McDonald's and
3225
02:21:14.239 --> 02:21:17.600
some sort of like chain sit down place because we're
3226
02:21:17.639 --> 02:21:20.440
on an island here, and I think since you already
3227
02:21:20.440 --> 02:21:22.520
took cheesecake factory, I think that's the right choice. But
3228
02:21:22.559 --> 02:21:24.399
I'm gonna go Chili's instead.
3229
02:21:24.559 --> 02:21:26.760
Chili's is a great pick, a lot of fun, fun,
3230
02:21:26.840 --> 02:21:30.479
and hey, that's that's certainly cheaper than cheesecake factory and
3231
02:21:30.559 --> 02:21:31.600
more of a neighborhood hang.
3232
02:21:31.760 --> 02:21:33.000
So in the neighborhood.
3233
02:21:33.000 --> 02:21:35.799
Definitely. Have you guys played Alaska? No, we haven't. Have
3234
02:21:35.879 --> 02:21:37.440
you been there? Yeah? I did a festival there a
3235
02:21:37.440 --> 02:21:37.959
few years ago.
3236
02:21:38.040 --> 02:21:40.200
Wow, awesome, Wow, I would love to do. I would
3237
02:21:40.200 --> 02:21:41.399
love to do the non Contigued Store.
3238
02:21:41.440 --> 02:21:44.719
We've been to Saskatoon. That was the most remote, cold
3239
02:21:44.760 --> 02:21:47.600
place we've been to. Saskatoon is a Skatchewan cool but
3240
02:21:47.680 --> 02:21:48.639
we've Yeah, we've.
3241
02:21:48.440 --> 02:21:50.200
Never been to Alaska. I don't know, Well, maybe we'll
3242
02:21:50.200 --> 02:21:51.399
go to Alaska. I don't know what we review.
3243
02:21:51.520 --> 02:21:53.879
It was really cool, It was really cool. There was
3244
02:21:54.479 --> 02:21:56.399
I met a guy at my show who had just
3245
02:21:56.440 --> 02:21:59.079
bought thirty acres and it had a burnt out school
3246
02:21:59.120 --> 02:22:01.719
bus on it, and he told me that he had
3247
02:22:01.719 --> 02:22:03.440
to turn that into a house by winter or he
3248
02:22:03.520 --> 02:22:05.639
probably freeze to death. And I was like, there's easier
3249
02:22:05.639 --> 02:22:08.639
ways to live. But I'm glad, Like you seem really
3250
02:22:08.680 --> 02:22:13.639
happy about your choices, dude, that's wild. Yeah, they're built
3251
02:22:13.680 --> 02:22:14.600
different up there. It's great.
3252
02:22:15.000 --> 02:22:16.680
If you have a question or comment about the world
3253
02:22:16.680 --> 02:22:18.760
of chain restaurants, you can email us at feedback at
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02:22:18.799 --> 02:22:20.879
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zero go do that's eight three zero four six three
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02:22:23.120 --> 02:22:24.000
six eight four four.
3257
02:22:24.440 --> 02:22:26.479
If you and I stayed in the fucking igloo up there,
3258
02:22:27.440 --> 02:22:28.120
it would be fun.
3259
02:22:29.000 --> 02:22:30.879
Yeah, I wonder the aurora is really cool.
3260
02:22:31.040 --> 02:22:31.280
Yeah.
3261
02:22:31.399 --> 02:22:33.280
I did a tour to go see the Robbery Alis
3262
02:22:33.280 --> 02:22:34.360
and it was awesome.
3263
02:22:34.639 --> 02:22:37.159
That would be fun me bringing my seapap into an igloo.
3264
02:22:38.600 --> 02:22:40.600
By the way, we got down to the bottom of it,
3265
02:22:40.680 --> 02:22:41.959
there was a tie column.
3266
02:22:42.040 --> 02:22:43.319
It was a formatting issue.
3267
02:22:43.479 --> 02:22:48.399
Nineteen wins. Well now twenty wins for Mitch, eighteen.
3268
02:22:47.920 --> 02:22:50.680
Ties, eighteen ties and.
3269
02:22:50.559 --> 02:22:51.959
Only eight losses.
3270
02:22:52.120 --> 02:22:53.559
Wow, whoa Okay.
3271
02:22:53.799 --> 02:22:55.680
A lot of those ties are me being like, hey,
3272
02:22:55.719 --> 02:22:57.360
it's a tie. I mean today could have been a
3273
02:22:57.399 --> 02:23:00.159
tie too. I feel like, because that was very you
3274
02:23:00.159 --> 02:23:01.280
were very on board with it.
3275
02:23:01.280 --> 02:23:03.760
Being yeah, yeah, I agreed.
3276
02:23:03.920 --> 02:23:06.040
I think those h all right, So we'll make this
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02:23:06.040 --> 02:23:08.600
one a tie. This submits is still in nineteen eighteen
eight.
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02:23:10.440 --> 02:23:11.840
Fine.
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02:23:12.600 --> 02:23:16.000
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You know, I told you I saw Hokum last night? Yeah,
3287
02:23:34.479 --> 02:23:37.120
and I saw I There was this guy who said, hey, Mitch,
3288
02:23:37.200 --> 02:23:39.360
and he said I listened to the podcast. And his
3289
02:23:39.440 --> 02:23:42.280
name was Jack Siever McDonald. He said, tell why, I said,
3290
02:23:42.280 --> 02:23:44.040
what's up? And He's like, I'm the bully on TED.
3291
02:23:44.600 --> 02:23:47.280
He's the bully to the the to the sun on Ted.
3292
02:23:47.399 --> 02:23:47.920
Wow.
3293
02:23:48.040 --> 02:23:49.760
He listens to the he listens to the pot of
3294
02:23:49.840 --> 02:23:52.559
very nice guy. And we both liked Hokum. Yeah, there
3295
02:23:52.559 --> 02:23:55.840
you go, the Ted Bully. Thank you, Jack Nice, Thank
3296
02:23:55.879 --> 02:23:56.399
you for listening.
3297
02:23:57.159 --> 02:24:00.920
Brandy Posey milk Job is the special please a plug away?
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02:24:01.239 --> 02:24:04.319
Yeah. You can find milk Job on YouTube dot com,
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02:24:04.319 --> 02:24:08.399
slash atsign burn This Records. Brand Dazzle is me on Instagram.
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02:24:08.399 --> 02:24:11.600
Brin Dazzle is here on TikTok. Lady Delay is Lady
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02:24:11.600 --> 02:24:14.159
de Lady is my podcast. We've been around for fourteen years.
3302
02:24:15.360 --> 02:24:17.040
I have a show in La called Picture This that's
3303
02:24:17.079 --> 02:24:19.600
comedians paired up with the animators and they draw your
3304
02:24:19.639 --> 02:24:22.559
jokes during your set and it is extremely fun to do.
3305
02:24:23.159 --> 02:24:24.879
We tore that all around the country and stuff too,
3306
02:24:25.000 --> 02:24:27.040
and then burn This record is my record label that
3307
02:24:27.239 --> 02:24:29.520
I started a few years ago to try to like
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02:24:29.639 --> 02:24:32.719
make a place that comedy, stand up comedy feels good again.
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02:24:33.239 --> 02:24:35.319
Come check it out. I'm on warp toour all summer long.
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02:24:36.239 --> 02:24:38.680
If you don't like my face but you like my voice.
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02:24:38.719 --> 02:24:41.680
Milk Job is also an album. Wherever you listen to music,
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02:24:41.799 --> 02:24:44.239
you can also do that. But yeah, come find me,
3313
02:24:44.319 --> 02:24:46.200
Come say hi. Randy. We met.
3314
02:24:46.440 --> 02:24:49.280
We remember reminiscing in the kitchen. We met many years
3315
02:24:49.319 --> 02:24:52.680
ago in a in a sketch comedy one oh one
3316
02:24:52.760 --> 02:24:55.280
class at UCB that we were both taking. It was
3317
02:24:55.360 --> 02:24:58.639
like that that early in both of our La lives.
3318
02:24:58.799 --> 02:25:01.120
And it's a it's a really awesome what you built.
3319
02:25:01.159 --> 02:25:03.520
And I've guessed Lady Lady Late to Lady a number
3320
02:25:03.520 --> 02:25:06.120
of times a really fun podcast. People should check it
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02:25:06.120 --> 02:25:08.719
out if they're not already subscribing and congratulations on the
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02:25:08.799 --> 02:25:10.280
on the special and on the label.
3323
02:25:10.280 --> 02:25:12.159
It's so cool you Hey, you know what, we're both
3324
02:25:12.239 --> 02:25:12.760
still doing it.
3325
02:25:12.799 --> 02:25:13.719
We're both still doing it.
3326
02:25:13.760 --> 02:25:17.079
Awesome. Yeah, and like we don't have too many bodies, No,
3327
02:25:17.200 --> 02:25:17.639
we don't know.
3328
02:25:17.920 --> 02:25:22.000
Yeah, great, and we know Mitch, that's something we got. Mitch,
3329
02:25:22.559 --> 02:25:24.799
I personally think one of you you should hang it up.
3330
02:25:27.200 --> 02:25:29.920
I'll be hanging it up pretty soon.
3331
02:25:33.120 --> 02:25:35.719
That'll do like studio audience laughter to.
3332
02:25:39.000 --> 02:25:41.120
I'll do it for this episode of Doe Boys. Until
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02:25:41.159 --> 02:25:43.559
next time for the spoon min Mike Mitchell, I'm Nick
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02:25:43.559 --> 02:25:45.079
Tiger Wiger have eating Yeah.
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02:25:45.479 --> 02:25:48.319
Hi. I am Mandy Moore, Sterling K. Brown, and I'm
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Each episode we're gonna go into a deep dive from
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