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I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon
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5 fan, and I'm glad that you agreed to sit
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down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity.
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In your marriage.
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How many times did you cheat with women that you
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met on Instagram?
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Zero times.
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It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God.
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Thank fucking God.
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What is up, daddy gang? It is your founding father,
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Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.
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Are you taller than me? What's going on? No, no, no.
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Your legs are longer than mine.
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This is the thing on Instagram. Everyone thinks that I'm
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like six feet, and then they meet me in person,
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and they're like, why are you so short?
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And I'm like, first of all, fuck off. Yeah, I mean,
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you're appropriately sized.
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What?
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You're a great size.
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But I'm like, why? That's the first thing people say
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to me.
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But then look at where your foot is dangling right now.
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I have long legs.
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Yeah, and see, look at my little.
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No, you're taller than me, but my legs are long.
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Yes, true.
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That's fair to.
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Say, right? I've got a weird shaped, like my torso
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is the exact same length as my legs. Can you
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do this? Oh, my. Like that's not even like flexibility.
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That's just. Sweet. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But see how that was kind of. I'll get to
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call her daddy.
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Yeah. Wait, that's great. That's a good trick. I'm going
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to start asking people. Also, you did that very.
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Yeah. It's like two.
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It's.
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Do you do that often?
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It's all my whole career is based on me doing that.
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They're like, you're a physical comedian. I'm like, no, my
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body is shaped weird. It's funny. You look at me
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and you laugh because you're like, that's off.
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What's going on?
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It's like a human cartoon.
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I think you look great today.
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Thank you. I wore my fancy jacket.
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It looks really nice.
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I asked my wife, I'm like, should I dress nice?
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And she's like, no, you could be casual. And then
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I wore what I was wearing, and she was like, maybe, no,
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wear something else. I was in sweatpants. We'll put a
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jacket on.
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No, I think you look great. I love your watch.
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The whole thing's going great.
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Thank you.
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Thanks, thanks. Okay, so we're going to get into it.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go. I'm going to just do this
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little intro that... The world needs.
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Okay.
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Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Okay.
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Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit.
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No, but I thought for a second you were going
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to say thank you. I don't know why. And that
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little like, was like so creepy with the straw. Okay,
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I'm going to start over.
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Here we go.
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Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
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Thank you.
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I just have to tell you that I was a
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huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm really glad that you
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decided- to sit down with me today and talk about
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the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many
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times did you cheat on your wife with women that
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you met on Instagram?
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Zero times.
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It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God.
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Thank fucking God.
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Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
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Thank you.
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One fucking letter.
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One letter. It's so close. I actually, I met Adam
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Levine once at a party. And yeah, I'm cool like that.
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And it was a whole Halloween party. I was dressed
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as a wizard. So it wasn't me being cool at all.
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I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of
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like beer cans taped together, you know. Love that. And
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I go up to him. I was all excited and
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was like, Adam Levine, I'm Adam Devine. He's like, yeah, no,
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I know. And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all
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the time on Twitter where people are like, at me,
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Adam Devine, but then say, is so hot, shirtless, singing. Like,
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I just went to his concert. And I'm like, it
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happens to me all the time. I'm sure you get
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me sometimes, too, on Twitter, right? And he goes, literally never.
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Literally never. You're like, Okay, never, not even one time?
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And he's like, mm-mm.
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So he is a fucking dick. No, I love that.
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Sort of have, like, but also invite me back to
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the Halloween party.
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Right, you're like, I will come back as a wizard.
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Do you think actually people thought that it was you
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in that situation?
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People did. Like, it wasn't, that's, I like, I would never,
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I'm not big into, like, inserting myself into someone else's drama.
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I'm like, this guy is already going through it. And
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so I was, like, steering clear. And then like news organizations.
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I forget what it was. It was like the Baltimore,
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like their local news. Their headline was Adam Devine cheats
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on pregnant wife and said Adam Devine. And then I
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was getting so many people that were just DMing me being,
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how fucking dare you? And then you look at their page.
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And I'm like, this person does not follow me. They
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have no, they are not workaholic fans. They have not
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seen my movies. Like they truly were a Maroon 5
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fan and now hate me on accident. Like somehow clicked
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the wrong thing. And so I was getting legitimately hundreds
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of DMs.
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And did your wife at all be like, give me
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your fucking phone. Just let me check. Let me just
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check this out.
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The name is too close.
Like it could be you too.
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Dude, that's so fucking crazy because I remember when you
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posted the Instagram and the caption and it was just
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brilliant of you to just be like, hey, just so
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you know, like we're good over here. My wife and
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I are happy. I'm not cheating.
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Yeah, I guess I am a comedic genius.
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Yeah, you're pretty good. You're not bad. I probably shouldn't
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have given you a straw.
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Too much work I'm doing over there.
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It's here.
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Intimate venues.
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at the Roshin Dove. Sunday, October 25th, catch Shugaboo and
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facts if you drink aware.
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Visit drinkaware.ie. I am really happy that you're here. I
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think that you are extremely funny.
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Thank you.
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I think you're very unique in Hollywood. Your humor is amazing,
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and I'm very happy you're here and not Adam Levine.
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Thanks, Alex.
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You grew up in Nebraska.
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I did.
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I've never been to Nebraska.
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Most people haven't.
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Okay. What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have
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that you think you defy?
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I feel like Nebraska is such a flyover state. I
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feel like if you're not from there, you just haven't
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been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just
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like Nebraska. Huh?
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Wow.
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I've never really.
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Huh?
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So there's no stereotypes. So I feel like when they
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meet me, they're like, that's what you look like. Yeah. Well,
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I mean, I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska.
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I'm like, you're like, yeah, this guy eats steak. He
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eats corn a lot. You could tell he, he isn't
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off the carbs. He's full carbo loading with baked potatoes
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on the rag. Right.
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Like a white guy from Nebraska.
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Yeah, they're like, he puts real butter on his potatoes.
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You know what? That's a really great way to explain
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it because I wasn't, I think I, as I was
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thinking about this question, that's exactly what, I was wanting
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you to tell me something that I didn't know about
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Nebraska because I'm like, I don't know much.
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Yeah, we're just, we're a sturdy people. Heart, you know,
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salt of the earth, I think they say.
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I don't know what that phrase means, but.
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I love it though. We're going to go with it.
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Do you think that there's like an accent happening there
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that we don't know about? Like a Nebraska accent?
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Uh, No, people in Nebraska think that our accent is
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like flat. But when I moved to California for the
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first time, I was on some like head shop on
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Hollywood Boulevard being like, you can just buy pipes? What?
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This is crazy. And the guy behind the counter was like,
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where are you from? So I think I must have
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had an accent. I don't think I have much of
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one anymore. What do you think?
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I can hear like a tiny twang. But what I,
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I am from a little twang, like a little, like
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it's not Southern. It's not, it's something.
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It's unique.
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A little, a little salt and pepper.
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Exactly. The salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe.
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That's right.
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I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though. And I'm just
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so happy that I don't have the Philly accent. Do
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you know the Philly accent?
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It's atrocious. Yeah. So I'm glad you don't have it. No,
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I don't know. I don't know if I could do
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a Philly accent, but I will say that Philly, I've
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had a great, I've done awesome shows there and I've
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had a great times there, but it was one of
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the few places, and Boston's kind of like this too,
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where people just like want to fight you. Like it
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was like right when Workaholics just came out. So we
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were like newly famous or whatever. And we like went
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there on some sort of tour. And this guy, we
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were like, Genos or Pats? Cheesesteaks? We're going to try both.
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And we're eating there and some guy was like, fuck you.
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You think you're cool, huh? Oh, fucking Mr. Hollywood. And
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I'm like, I'm going to have to fight a man.
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You're like, I just wanted a cheesesteak.
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Yeah, I'm like, and I'm not like a confrontational guy.
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So I'm like, I got to put up my dukes.
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I'm like, do I call them Dukes? I don't know.
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I'm going to get my ass kicked by this guy.
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You're so accurate. Number one, let me just proclaim this
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so that no one in Philly hates me now and
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comes for me.
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I've had a great time there. Love aggressive, aggressive people.
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The fans are so aggressive. I grew up, my dad
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worked for the Philadelphia Flyers.
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Oh, cool.
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And so I would always go to these hockey games.
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And after every game or in the middle of the games,
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I would always be asking my parents, like, why is
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everyone so angry? Like, we're even winning. Like, why are
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we angry? Now they're losing all the time. And it's like, no,
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they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality. And
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it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like,
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do you know what we call water?
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Like water. Water. Water. With a D?
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I'm going home to drink some water.
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You're going home to drink some water.
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Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles.
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Yeah, I think in Omaha we don't say water. We
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say water. It's not great. We do say like mom.
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Oh.
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Like mom. Dad. Mom.
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So it's like a mouth opening.
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Yeah, it's like vowels just fall out of your mouth.
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Okay, but at least you're enunciating.
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You know what I mean?
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That's a little bit better. So Philly, love you all.
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Shout out. But if you say water, it's fucking water. Yeah.
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One thing I love about you is that you do
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seem like you are entirely open about just putting yourself
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out there. You don't give a shit what people think.
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So can you give us some advice for someone that's
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listening that's introverted, shy, a little insecure? How do you
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get to a place where you're like, I don't give
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a fuck what people think about me. I'm just going
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to do what I do.
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I tell... I'm always giving advice. No, but I feel
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like it just, nothing matters. It just doesn't matter. Like
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it doesn't. I would say 99.5% of the time, it
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just doesn't matter. Like what that person thinks of you.
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They're not thinking about what you just said. Like they, you,
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my wife does this all the time where she'll say
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something and then like, I, she's like tossing and turning
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and she can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on
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over there? I'm like, are you okay? Are you having
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like night convulsions? And she's like, no, I said this
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thing that I shouldn't have said. And then I'm like, what?
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And then she'll tell me and I'm like, oh, they don't,
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they're not thinking about that even a little bit. Like they,
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no one thinks about anyone else. We're only thinking about
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ourselves all the time.
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So fucking true. Listen, I love men. I love women.
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I love everyone. But women do have a tendency a
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little bit more to like overanalyze, which I think can
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be a superpower at times.
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They're smarter.
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We're
smarter. We're more tuned in. We should run the world. However,
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it can be a deficit when we're up at night.
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My boyfriend does the same thing. He's like, your legs
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are not like twitching. Like, just tell me what happened.
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I don't know what to do with my legs.
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You're literally like, um, comfortable. Can I tell you something?
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My wife is going to watch this podcast and be
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tossing and turning and be like, and I'm like, what's wrong?
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She's like, your legs. What were you saying with those legs? What?
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My legs.
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Let me just clarify so you feel better. This chair,
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these chairs.
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Are 87 inches deep. There's a full on grown man
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laying down level deep.
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They have caused such issues. And this is the issue.
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I think that all the fans watching fucking love them.
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I always get, where'd you get the chairs? Where'd you
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get the chairs? I want the chairs. When you're in person,
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when you're in person, you can't imagine a woman in
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a skirt and heels.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's the moment where I say, I'm sorry. You're going
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to figure it out. You got your pants on.
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Yeah, I am wearing pants.
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This is good.
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I've been a nude in a film before, so I'm
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perfectly okay.
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I just want you to know if you squirm around,
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no one's judging you because this is, this is, we're
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moving chairs. We're moving houses actually, but we're also leaving
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these chairs behind.
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All right. I'll take them. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Great.
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Um, let's talk about workaholics.
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To anyone that hasn't watched it, you live under a rock.
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It's about three dudes in their twenties that live together
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and work together.
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That's right.
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How did you meet your co-stars and who came up
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with the premise of the show?
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Well, I met Blake and Kyle, who played Carl, our
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drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most
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of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community
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College at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California.
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That's dope.
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Yeah. And it was like day one of improv class.
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And at the time, Blake, he has this like long,
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cool dude hair. And he had this like tiny little fro.
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And in high school, they called him Afrofetus because he
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was so skinny with this tiny little afro and uh
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he really has blossomed as he's gotten older because he's
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like considered like hot boy now uh but he was
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homely as fuck back then I'm looking at you Blake
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and uh and I just thought he was so funny
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so afterwards it was weird because it was like I
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was sort of like hitting on my friend you know
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where like I remember like my other buddy was like
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what's going on over there? Because I came up to
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him a little nervous. I was like, hey, what's up?
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If you'd be down for it, it'd be cool if
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perhaps me and you could get together and write some
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comedy bits together. And Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd
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be cool, man. And then I moved up to LA
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from Orange County about a year later and met Anders
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at the Second City, which is a improv school.
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I can imagine being in an improv class. There's some
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characters in there. Like, do you think you thrived in
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improv class or did you keep to yourself a little
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bit there?
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I kept to myself a little bit. I mean, like,
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because I would say, like, improv classes are weird. Have
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you ever taken one?
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I kind of did in college, but that wasn't even
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a fucking thing.
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Yeah. So, like, I took... a lot, especially when I
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was like, like 18, 19. And there's always like a
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businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office.
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And then there's like 12 true lunatics who are just
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like the psychotic aunt who's just like, they say I'm funny.
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And you're like, oh my God, lady. And then there's
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like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing
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later on in life. Like I know like, Like Eric
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Andre was in an improv class of mine back in
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the day. Oh, wow.
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That's fucking cool.
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And then all the Workaholics guys and Jillian Bell, who
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was on Workaholics, I knew from improv classes and stuff
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like that.
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So you can find little diamonds in the rough. Yeah.
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On the periphery, you're like, I want to stay away
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from that person. That person's insane.
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There's always like a few people that you can tell.
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aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how
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to make this into a profession.
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So you come up with the show and it's fucking
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hilarious is there ever a point i'm thinking of like
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you guys then are friends and you're filming as friends
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was there ever a point in like a joke or
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a scare or something happening where you guys took it
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too far and like you couldn't.
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Air it no there was never like we couldn't air
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it comedy central especially back then was like really uh
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really cool and open and down. I feel like we
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might not be able to get away with everything. Cause
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things are a little touchier now. Like we did one
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bit where Carl, the drug dealer, um, was sick of
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his penis and he wanted to remove it because it
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gets him in all the trouble in his life. And
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they were really worried about us being like transphobic or something.
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And we're like, well, it's not about that. He just
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doesn't want to have his penis. And that was like
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a real battle that we had for a while. But
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we ended up winning and the show was very funny.
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We did another episode where we go to
our neighbor's
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house and they're having a pride party. And we think
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it's pride fighting, like UFC, like pride fighting. But they're
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a group of gay men having a pride party. And
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we go there and then we get blackout drunk and
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we pass out and we wake up in their bed.
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And I wake up and I think I have jizz
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on my face. And I'm like, oh my God, I
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think we fucked each other. And then the two gay
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guys were like, you guys were really, you guys were
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going at each other. You guys were fucking each other
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a lot last night. And so we go through that
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entire episode and we like are reeling with this. And
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then at the end of the day, we're like, I'm
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glad if I were to fuck a man, it was you.
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And we're together. And we're like, and we're together. And
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then we go back to him and we're like wearing
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rainbow shirts now. And we're like, we're out and we're proud.
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We fuck each other now. And the guy's like, oh,
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we were kidding with you. It was toothpaste we put
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on your face. And we're like, was it? I wonder
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why my jizz was minty fresh. And then we were like,
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that's pushing the envelope, you know? But we like were
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up for a GLAAD award. They like loved the episode.
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With like the bro culture in the show, I personally
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find it very funny of how you guys like take
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it right to the edge in moments. And I do
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think that's hard to do though.
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The hardest part was like, it's sort of based on
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our actual personalities, like our characters.
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Yes.
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And then it's just taken to 12, you know? So
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every once in a while, it'd be like, Duris is
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pitching a joke and you're like, well, Adam is a
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fucking idiot. And like, also. like egotistical and but also
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kind of a bitch so I think he would say
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and I'm like yeah well Anders has a stick up
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his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else
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and the character.
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Though the character did you guys get in a lot
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of fights or no no not.
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Really I mean we're kind of we're brothers I feel
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So like we get in fights, but at the end
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of the day, you're like, all right, should we go
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get milkshakes or whatever, whatever fat kid thing we're about
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to go do? Yes.
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You, you basically booked Pitch Perfect around the time that
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you were filming Workaholics, right?
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That's right. Yeah.
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What was the audition process like for Pitch Perfect? Where
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were you at in your life? Like how did it
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all come to be?
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I was shooting the second season of Workaholics and like
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Workaholics had just come out. And, like, it kind of
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clicked right away when it came out. And I was like,
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I don't want to do an acapella. Well, at first
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I didn't know. And I thought it was a baseball movie.
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They sent me the sides, and it's pitch perfect. And
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I was like, you know, I don't have time to
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go audition right now. Like, I'm doing my show. And
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it was really precious about Workaholics. And they're like, just go.
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The producers like you. Just go. So I went on
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my lunch break from Workaholics and, like, went down and auditioned.
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And.
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I thought it was a baseball movie and I see
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all these hot ass dudes singing and I'm like, you're
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not going to get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy.
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And then I go in and it turns out it's
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not a baseball movie at all. And I had to,
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then I'm quickly learning the sides and I'm like, oh shit,
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this isn't baseball at all. And I go in and
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I do the audition and they asked me what song
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I prepared and I didn't prepare a song. So I'm like,
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I didn't prepare a song. take it or leave it.
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And they're like, leave it. Well, you, you have to sing.
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It's a singing movie. And I'm like, and so I
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sing whatever pops into your head. And the first song,
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swear to God, that popped into my head.
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Was, uh, whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paper boy,
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the evening TV, which is the full house theme song.
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And they're like, well, they loved it. And, and I
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left and my agent calls was like, what do you think?
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And I'm like, I don't know. I morphed into like
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an 80 year old jazz singer. Like, I don't think
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I'm going to get the, I'm not, cause we have
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to sing like Rihanna and shit. I'm like, I didn't
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prove that I can sing. And then like, Oh, well
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get them next time. And then I got it.
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The fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis,
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the first thing that popped to your fucking head was
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full house.
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Go.
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Yeah.
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It was just like, they're just like sings to whatever
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popped into your head. And I'm like, I.
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Will say though, that was like very accurate.
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Yeah, I do a good, I do a good whatever
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that guy's name is.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever that man is.
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00:22:43.349 --> 00:22:43.890
Wow.
492
00:22:44.269 --> 00:22:45.950
Okay, so that's also great that you thought it was
493
00:22:45.990 --> 00:22:46.849
a baseball movie.
494
00:22:47.029 --> 00:22:49.650
I did, yeah. We're learning that I don't really read
495
00:22:49.690 --> 00:22:54.779
my emails. Yeah, I sort of just read the headline
496
00:22:54.819 --> 00:22:57.500
and go, got it. I think it goes to my
497
00:22:57.900 --> 00:23:02.079
sort of mantra of, nothing matters and it's fine.
498
00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:05.440
Yeah. Everyone that's going to get a job, don't prepare.
499
00:23:05.759 --> 00:23:07.599
Just like go wing it.
500
00:23:08.579 --> 00:23:10.039
I've never prepared a day in my life.
501
00:23:11.220 --> 00:23:12.940
And look where the fuck you are, Adam.
502
00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:15.240
And I'm wearing a suede jacket.
503
00:23:16.680 --> 00:23:19.500
You know what's fucking crazy though? It looks great.
504
00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:20.240
Yeah, I think it's suede.
505
00:23:20.359 --> 00:23:24.220
Did you know that you were passionate about singing in
506
00:23:24.299 --> 00:23:25.660
acapella before Pitch Perfect?
507
00:23:25.779 --> 00:23:32.140
I'm not. I'm not passionate about singing or acapella. I, uh, no,
508
00:23:32.480 --> 00:23:35.119
I'm like, I still don't consider myself a singer. I'm
509
00:23:35.160 --> 00:23:38.599
just like good at it. Like I can just do it.
510
00:23:38.980 --> 00:23:39.460
Got it.
511
00:23:39.660 --> 00:23:43.440
So like, I don't, you know, some people like are,
512
00:23:43.599 --> 00:23:45.980
are just like, can just like, they're just naturally a
513
00:23:46.019 --> 00:23:49.599
good dancer. They like, I can just sing, which by
514
00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:52.349
the way was so funny. I've always known I could sing.
515
00:23:52.509 --> 00:23:54.950
I've had like choir teachers in high school be like,
516
00:23:55.170 --> 00:23:57.299
you should join the swing choir. And I'm like, I
517
00:23:57.339 --> 00:24:02.319
want girls to like me. Uh, I'm like, no, thank you. And, uh,
518
00:24:04.299 --> 00:24:06.920
I called my dad when I booked pitch perfect. I'm like, dad,
519
00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:10.059
I booked this like studio movie. Universal's making it. And
520
00:24:10.099 --> 00:24:13.819
he's like, Oh my God. Yeah, man. Nice. So what
521
00:24:13.900 --> 00:24:15.960
is it? And I go, it's called pitch perfect. He's
522
00:24:15.980 --> 00:24:18.819
like baseball movie. Cool. And I'm like, not a baseball movie.
523
00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:22.700
It is, uh, it's a singing acapella movie. And he goes,
524
00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:26.960
but you can't sing worth shit. And I go, yeah,
525
00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:28.859
I can sing. I'm a good, I'm a pretty good singer.
526
00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:32.400
And he goes, bullshit. And I'm like, all right, well,
527
00:24:32.420 --> 00:24:33.900
I'm going to do in this movie. And he goes,
528
00:24:34.299 --> 00:24:35.819
I'd find a way to get out of that one.
529
00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:37.369
And I'm like, I'm, I'm doing it.
530
00:24:38.670 --> 00:24:41.450
Okay. Note to self, never listened to dad. And it's
531
00:24:41.470 --> 00:24:43.349
also very interesting that you knew that you were good
532
00:24:43.390 --> 00:24:45.329
at singing, but you're not like, you're not like singing
533
00:24:45.369 --> 00:24:46.450
around the house to your wife.
534
00:24:46.829 --> 00:24:48.369
No. Okay.
535
00:24:48.390 --> 00:24:50.289
But what would be your go-to karaoke song?
536
00:24:50.329 --> 00:24:52.380
Full house. I don't like karaoke really.
537
00:24:53.450 --> 00:24:53.789
Really?
538
00:24:53.930 --> 00:24:56.890
Because I'm like, what I do for work is perform.
539
00:24:57.309 --> 00:25:00.519
So then when I'm not working, I don't want to
540
00:25:00.619 --> 00:25:01.579
then go work.
541
00:25:01.880 --> 00:25:02.180
Okay.
542
00:25:02.539 --> 00:25:05.579
That to me is what that is. Now, sometimes it'll
543
00:25:05.599 --> 00:25:08.799
be like 3 a.m. and we're at someone's house and
544
00:25:08.819 --> 00:25:11.819
they bust out a karaoke machine. I'll get up there
545
00:25:11.880 -->
00:25:14.190
and try to sing Don't Stop Believing or some bullshit.
546
00:25:14.230 --> 00:25:16.789
But I'm not going to just... You're not going to
547
00:25:16.829 --> 00:25:17.410
do it. Yeah.
548
00:25:17.430 --> 00:25:18.630
But you are here to perform today.
549
00:25:19.130 --> 00:25:20.589
I won't do it. This is work.
550
00:25:20.609 --> 00:25:20.970
Okay, great.
551
00:25:21.769 --> 00:25:24.950
You're repaying me in... What the fuck, Alex?
552
00:25:24.970 --> 00:25:25.789
No, there's more in there.
553
00:25:25.809 --> 00:25:26.230
Okay, there is.
554
00:25:26.309 --> 00:25:26.549
Okay, good.
555
00:25:26.569 --> 00:25:27.210
There's more in there.
556
00:25:27.230 --> 00:25:27.769
Just keep pouring.
557
00:25:27.789 --> 00:25:28.109
Keep it flowing.
558
00:25:28.269 --> 00:25:30.710
Okay, so last month, because I was going to say this,
559
00:25:30.829 --> 00:25:32.710
and you know what? You can deny me, but I'm
560
00:25:32.750 --> 00:25:35.230
just going to say it anyways. Last month, or two
561
00:25:35.269 --> 00:25:37.450
months ago, we had John Mayer on, and he did
562
00:25:37.470 --> 00:25:39.099
kind of like a Christmas song, right?
563
00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:39.200
Okay.
564
00:25:39.619 --> 00:25:42.539
Giving us a little Christmas cheer. So I was wondering
565
00:25:43.099 --> 00:25:45.799
if you would be interested in auditioning for the Call
566
00:25:45.819 --> 00:25:51.019
Her Daddy 4th of July song episode.
567
00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:52.799
All right, here we go. Okay.
568
00:25:52.819 --> 00:25:52.960
Silence.
569
00:25:53.269 --> 00:25:55.680
Silence. Quiet on set.
570
00:25:57.849 --> 00:26:03.190
Proud to be an American cause at least I know
571
00:26:03.349 --> 00:26:04.349
I'm free.
572
00:26:04.730 --> 00:26:10.970
Won't you want to stand up next to you in red, white,
573
00:26:11.099 --> 00:26:18.400
and blue? Grilling burgers on the grill. A bush light
574
00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:25.130
for me and you. Which essentially is Americana.
575
00:26:25.150 --> 00:26:25.410
Yeah.
576
00:26:25.430 --> 00:26:27.109
I really love that.
577
00:26:27.150 --> 00:26:33.160
Monster trucks, golden retrievers, lifted trucks.
578
00:26:33.500 --> 00:26:35.380
A lot of trucks. A lot of trucks. Should have
579
00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:36.019
stopped earlier.
580
00:26:36.380 --> 00:26:39.049
That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job.
581
00:26:39.970 --> 00:26:41.529
I think I was the only one to audition for it.
582
00:26:58.589 --> 00:26:59.190
It's here!
583
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Tickets at heinekengreenlight.ie Get the facts if you drink aware
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visit drinkaware.ie.
591
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I'm going to go through a list of some like
592
00:27:32.980 --> 00:27:35.440
random topics that are happening in the world right now.
593
00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:35.819
Okay.
594
00:27:35.859 --> 00:27:37.099
And I want your take on them.
595
00:27:37.900 --> 00:27:39.420
Okay. Yes. Okay.
596
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:44.089
Number one, telling your friend that you don't like their partner.
597
00:27:44.869 --> 00:27:46.250
Don't do it. Okay.
598
00:27:46.470 --> 00:27:46.670
Yeah.
599
00:27:46.730 --> 00:27:49.650
Don't just don't do it. You might lose your friend forever,
600
00:27:50.230 --> 00:27:54.049
but what they're going to do is I've done this
601
00:27:54.089 --> 00:27:58.250
before where they like left their partner and you're like,
602
00:27:58.309 --> 00:28:02.880
thank God. Ah, she sucked, dude. And then they get
603
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.349
back together and then they get married and you're like.
604
00:28:05.369 --> 00:28:16.690
I was kidding. Dude, I'm a comedian. What? Never invited
605
00:28:16.750 --> 00:28:17.509
over to their house.
606
00:28:17.589 --> 00:28:20.089
What do you think about BDE?
607
00:28:20.930 --> 00:28:27.900
I have MDE. Medium dick energy. A big dick?
608
00:28:28.329 --> 00:28:28.670
Too much.
609
00:28:28.690 --> 00:28:29.450
That seems too much.
610
00:28:29.670 --> 00:28:31.549
It's a little too much to handle. It's a lot
611
00:28:31.589 --> 00:28:33.410
on the plate. You have to schedule it. You've got
612
00:28:33.430 --> 00:28:33.869
to think about it.
613
00:28:33.890 --> 00:28:36.339
I feel like I'm working with my MDE, so that's
614
00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:41.180
what I'm really pushing. I'm selling it. I'm like a telemarketer.
615
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:45.279
I think that's the title of this episode. Adam Devine.
616
00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:46.019
MDE.
617
00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:46.940
MDE.
618
00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:47.720
Yeah.
619
00:28:48.289 --> 00:28:50.609
I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead?
620
00:28:51.809 --> 00:28:56.809
Did not done enough in my life. It's not done enough.
621
00:28:58.029 --> 00:28:58.890
You would like that?
622
00:28:59.829 --> 00:29:02.750
I mean, no. The older I get, the more I'm like,
623
00:29:03.470 --> 00:29:06.369
and then where are we cleaning up?
624
00:29:07.250 --> 00:29:08.190
It's more for the thrill of it.
625
00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:12.430
Yeah. As I've gotten older, it's less appealing, but every
626
00:29:12.650 --> 00:29:13.759
once in a great while.
627
00:29:14.579 --> 00:29:15.480
It could be a fun thrill.
628
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:16.839
Spice it up. Yeah.
629
00:29:16.940 --> 00:29:19.519
What's your take on Pete Davidson?
630
00:29:19.539 --> 00:29:25.319
I love Pete. I know Pete.
Okay. I had him
631
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:28.019
on Adam Devine's House Party, which was a stand-up show
632
00:29:28.059 --> 00:29:30.559
I did for Comedy Central. And we had him season one.
633
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:34.509
He was 19. And I'm like, this kid must have
634
00:29:34.549 --> 00:29:39.430
a huge cock. Just something about him. He's wiry. Those long,
635
00:29:39.470 --> 00:29:44.220
wiry guys. sometimes got a big old wang. And then
636
00:29:44.259 --> 00:29:47.599
that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set. Like,
637
00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:52.960
we're all staring at this young boy gauging the size
638
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:54.180
of his Johnson.
639
00:29:54.500 --> 00:29:57.119
How do you feel about talking to your Uber drivers?
640
00:29:58.609 --> 00:30:02.809
It's a slippery slope. I've had a Uber driver who
641
00:30:02.890 --> 00:30:08.829
realized who I was and drove me to their house. What?
642
00:30:09.029 --> 00:30:10.410
Because it was on the way to my house. I'm
643
00:30:10.450 --> 00:30:12.339
not really knowing where we're going because I'm in a
644
00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:14.420
new city. It was a house that I rented. So
645
00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:15.819
I'm like kind of zoned out in the back and
646
00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:20.819
we pull up and her family comes out. And I'm like,
647
00:30:20.980 --> 00:30:23.000
where are we? I look up from my phone and
648
00:30:23.019 --> 00:30:26.299
she's just like, you don't mind, do you? And I'm like, oh, yeah.
649
00:30:27.549 --> 00:30:31.349
You can't say yes because you're stuck there at their
650
00:30:31.369 --> 00:30:34.470
house now. So you're like, no. So then I get
651
00:30:34.549 --> 00:30:37.470
out of the car, a photo op. One of their
652
00:30:37.529 --> 00:30:41.509
neighbors comes over. I take photos with them and their family.
653
00:30:41.950 --> 00:30:44.259
And then I get back in the car and she
654
00:30:44.299 --> 00:30:46.259
takes me to my house now. And then when we
655
00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:49.059
pull up, she goes, hmm, so this is where you live.
656
00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:53.299
So it could really turn sideways on you.
657
00:30:53.539 --> 00:30:54.980
Were you terrified to sleep that night?
658
00:30:55.869 --> 00:31:00.849
It was weird because her husband was like, he was
659
00:31:00.890 --> 00:31:05.140
giving like meth head energy. He was like, yeah, man. Oh, yeah.
660
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:07.980
And so I'm like, that's a lot. I don't know.
661
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:08.819
A little too much.
662
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:12.559
Yeah. I was like covering up my watch. I'm like, no.
663
00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:15.519
She's like, sure. It's a nice house you're renting.
664
00:31:15.539 --> 00:31:16.559
Any valuables in there?
665
00:31:16.579 --> 00:31:18.200
No, no valuables here.
666
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:22.799
You're like, I'm only here for actually a couple hours.
667
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:23.940
I'm moving locations.
668
00:31:23.980 --> 00:31:27.259
Yeah, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment.
669
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:29.589
Holy, that's a fucking weird one.
670
00:31:29.609 --> 00:31:29.920
Yeah.
671
00:31:30.369 --> 00:31:34.630
Okay, what do you think about the band Maroon 5?
672
00:31:34.630 --> 00:31:35.710
Fuck you, Adam Levine.
673
00:31:37.549 --> 00:31:39.730
But you have to at least admit that one song
674
00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:43.750
slaps of like, she will be loved.
675
00:31:43.890 --> 00:31:46.349
No, no, keep going. No, no, you're good.
676
00:31:46.609 --> 00:31:47.150
This is good.
677
00:31:47.190 --> 00:31:49.359
She will be loved.
678
00:31:50.339 --> 00:31:50.839
It's a banger.
679
00:31:51.380 --> 00:31:56.119
Yeah, that one. Is that theirs? Yeah. Then yeah. I mean,
680
00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:57.200
the guy's really talented.
681
00:31:59.109 --> 00:32:01.609
At many things. How do you feel about sex on
682
00:32:01.630 --> 00:32:02.430
the first date?
683
00:32:03.650 --> 00:32:12.250
It must. A must. You have to do it. Right. Yeah,
684
00:32:12.529 --> 00:32:15.789
it's like opening the door for someone. You have to see,
685
00:32:15.829 --> 00:32:18.930
are they polite? Are they good in bed? Yeah, I
686
00:32:18.950 --> 00:32:20.470
have to check it out. Yeah.
687
00:32:20.569 --> 00:32:23.829
I really appreciate that take. That's a unique one. I
688
00:32:23.849 --> 00:32:25.349
don't know if we've ever had someone say that on
689
00:32:25.369 --> 00:32:26.309
Call Her Daddy before.
690
00:32:26.769 --> 00:32:28.009
I'm here for first.
691
00:32:28.109 --> 00:32:29.430
I can already see the headline.
692
00:32:29.450 --> 00:32:29.869
Yeah.
693
00:32:30.089 --> 00:32:33.470
Adam Devine says, sex on the first date is a must.
694
00:32:33.650 --> 00:32:34.829
It's like opening the door.
695
00:32:34.849 --> 00:32:39.450
Yeah. Rape? Question mark? Is he? It really gets spinned
696
00:32:39.529 --> 00:32:42.930
out of control. What the? Adam, what did you say?
697
00:32:42.990 --> 00:32:44.609
My publicist just calls me shaking.
698
00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:47.950
Adam, no. I love that you showed up alone here.
699
00:32:48.660 --> 00:32:51.819
Yeah, what am I going to do? Show up with... Well,
700
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.660
you know what? I worked at the improv comedy club
701
00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:58.269
when I was like 20 to like 22. Yeah. And
702
00:32:59.650 --> 00:33:02.690
all the coolest guys showed up alone. I love that.
703
00:33:02.750 --> 00:33:05.549
The like really famous guys and they'd show up with
704
00:33:05.589 --> 00:33:08.789
like a gang of people. They were less cool. But
705
00:33:08.829 --> 00:33:12.089
like Chris Rock, who's one of the most famous comedians,
706
00:33:12.430 --> 00:33:15.009
would show up just by himself. And I was like,
707
00:33:15.250 --> 00:33:18.859
that's how I... Someday... I'll be like that.
708
00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:21.819
Okay, this is Call Her Daddy, Adam, so we
have
709
00:33:21.859 --> 00:33:23.579
to talk about your dating life.
710
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:25.640
We have to call our fathers. Okay. Okay.
711
00:33:26.380 --> 00:33:28.799
Once you moved to Los Angeles, how was the dating
712
00:33:28.859 --> 00:33:31.000
scene here for you before you got famous?
713
00:33:32.180 --> 00:33:36.130
I didn't, well, really, I started doing stand-up and comedy
714
00:33:36.470 --> 00:33:40.150
when I was 18, and I'm convinced I wouldn't have
715
00:33:40.269 --> 00:33:44.210
ever gotten a date or laid or anything if it
716
00:33:44.289 --> 00:33:48.640
wasn't for comedy. Just because I'm not I never was
717
00:33:48.660 --> 00:33:50.259
like the type of guy to be out and like
718
00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:52.519
lick my lips and do a squinty eye thing and
719
00:33:52.539 --> 00:33:56.240
like do this a lot, which like all my guy
720
00:33:56.259 --> 00:33:58.859
friends who are really good at being like, yo, what's up?
721
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:01.500
What'd you guys doing over here? Like that are like
722
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:04.740
morph into that person. They were, it was working for them.
723
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:07.450
I can do an impression of me doing that. But
724
00:34:07.470 --> 00:34:08.869
then it, but then it's like, as soon as I
725
00:34:08.889 --> 00:34:11.409
have to talk to them normally, they're like, there's a
726
00:34:11.489 --> 00:34:14.510
different guy in there. That's not the cool squinty licking
727
00:34:14.550 --> 00:34:15.030
lips guy.
728
00:34:15.489 --> 00:34:15.670
Right.
729
00:34:15.690 --> 00:34:15.949
We're right.
730
00:34:15.989 --> 00:34:17.250
That was actually a great impression.
731
00:34:17.849 --> 00:34:18.110
Thanks.
732
00:34:18.170 --> 00:34:20.110
I think it was better than I've ever seen the
733
00:34:20.190 --> 00:34:21.130
actual originals.
734
00:34:21.789 --> 00:34:23.780
Oh, yeah. But have you seen those TikTok kids with
735
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:24.420
the swoopy hair?
736
00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:24.719
Oh, totally.
737
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:25.400
When they go like.
738
00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:29.880
How do you feel about boys dancing?
739
00:34:32.739 --> 00:34:34.380
I don't know. And then the swoop of the hair.
740
00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:37.679
How do you feel?
741
00:34:38.269 --> 00:34:41.010
It's weird. It's like a totally different thing because like
742
00:34:41.469 --> 00:34:45.050
that wouldn't have like maybe times are better or definitely
743
00:34:45.090 --> 00:34:48.170
times are weirder. Because when I was in high school,
744
00:34:48.510 --> 00:34:53.469
that wouldn't have flown even a little bit. You couldn't
745
00:34:53.610 --> 00:34:57.019
be doing that shirtless with a group of friends and
746
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:02.500
posting it somewhere and not getting major backlash from that.
747
00:35:02.940 --> 00:35:05.619
So kind of cool that kids are so comfortable being
748
00:35:05.739 --> 00:35:12.179
super cringy and weird on the internet. But for sure
749
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:13.719
they're going to look back at that in four years
750
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:16.460
and be like, oh, Jesus Christ. I'm trying to like
751
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:19.000
get a job now and they're like future employer looks
752
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:21.599
and they're like, Oh, you were the squinty eyed licking
753
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:26.599
lip elbows out doing weird dance. TikTok dance kid. You're hired.
754
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:31.070
You're a genius. My God, you're plugged in.
755
00:35:31.090 --> 00:35:33.619
I agree with you. I don't think that I think
756
00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:36.670
I would have found that like so unattractive if a
757
00:35:36.710 --> 00:35:38.309
guy at my school was doing that.
758
00:35:38.409 --> 00:35:41.889
Yeah. But, but you're not 16 now. So maybe if
759
00:35:41.969 --> 00:35:44.110
you were 16 now, you'd be like, Oh my God.
760
00:35:44.750 --> 00:35:48.230
Caleb and Skylar and Chanston.
761
00:35:49.389 --> 00:35:50.309
Chanston?
762
00:35:50.369 --> 00:35:50.610
Yep.
763
00:35:50.750 --> 00:35:51.989
Is that a Nebraska?
764
00:35:52.030 --> 00:35:53.809
No, it has to be a name of some kid now.
765
00:35:53.969 --> 00:35:56.110
You know someone made that poor choice and made their
766
00:35:56.170 --> 00:35:59.190
kid Chance. And then we're like, and it's not original enough.
767
00:35:59.829 --> 00:36:04.889
Add a 10 to it. Chanston. Chanston. Hey, all the
768
00:36:04.949 --> 00:36:08.090
Chanstons listening. You know, those are like a dozen Chanstons
769
00:36:08.130 --> 00:36:10.170
that are listening right now. Like, oh shit, they're talking
770
00:36:10.190 --> 00:36:15.500
about me. With her tiny little butthole mouse. Oh my God. What?
771
00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:19.559
You're talking about me on call of her daddy.
772
00:36:20.900 --> 00:36:22.539
What the fuck is this?
773
00:36:22.659 --> 00:36:25.239
You've seen those TikTok dances, right? Where they're like. Is
774
00:36:25.300 --> 00:36:26.800
that the move? Yeah.
775
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:28.980
Are you on TikTok a lot?
776
00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:33.320
No, I've only, I only see. Well, by the way,
777
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:34.920
I feel like I'm not on it enough for the
778
00:36:34.980 --> 00:36:37.940
algorithm to know me. So I've, I've been on it
779
00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:40.460
like two or three times. And every time I'm like, yeah.
780
00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:41.719
It's too much.
781
00:36:42.329 --> 00:36:46.949
Um, but I want to, because my Instagram algorithm is embarrassing.
782
00:36:47.010 --> 00:36:47.469
What is it?
783
00:36:47.610 --> 00:36:50.389
It's just like, my wife is like, Jesus Christ. When
784
00:36:50.429 --> 00:36:57.090
she sees my like page, it's just like swollen beefcake dudes. What?
785
00:36:57.230 --> 00:37:00.050
Just from like working out tips. So like I look at,
786
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:02.780
so like this is like, I steal workouts from like
787
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:05.000
these beefy, hunky dudes.
788
00:37:05.019 --> 00:37:05.320
Right.
789
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:07.320
Uh, cause I'm like, Oh, it would be kind of
790
00:37:07.340 --> 00:37:08.579
cool to look sort of like that.
791
00:37:09.769 --> 00:37:12.829
You're the dream, though, Adam, because most girls are, like,
792
00:37:12.869 --> 00:37:15.329
taking the guy's phone and be like, there's, like, hot
793
00:37:15.349 --> 00:37:18.019
girls with bikinis. Your wife is like, Adam, again? Like,
794
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:20.579
you're looking at this guy, and he's, like, so buff.
795
00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:22.619
Yeah, but then she has, like, nightmares that I'm, like,
796
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:26.219
secretly a gay man. So, like, there is a downside to... Right.
797
00:37:26.380 --> 00:37:31.110
Me looking at oiled up men on Instagram. Right.
798
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:33.530
Like it could be slightly questionable.
799
00:37:33.650 --> 00:37:33.989
Yeah. Yeah.
800
00:37:34.349 --> 00:37:36.829
But then you have the MDE. So she's like, actually
801
00:37:36.849 --> 00:37:37.269
we're good.
802
00:37:37.309 --> 00:37:38.050
Yeah. She's fine.
803
00:37:38.150 --> 00:37:41.309
Your wife is stunning. How did you guys meet and
804
00:37:41.349 --> 00:37:42.289
how did you ask her out?
805
00:37:43.090 --> 00:37:45.369
We met on a plane. We met on an airplane.
806
00:37:45.409 --> 00:37:47.789
We sat next to each other. The only way I
807
00:37:47.829 --> 00:37:52.190
can meet a beautiful woman like my wife would be,
808
00:37:52.269 --> 00:37:55.389
she has to sit next to me for four hours. Um,
809
00:37:56.260 --> 00:37:58.469
That's good. Yeah. And I didn't have to lick my
810
00:37:58.510 --> 00:38:02.909
lips even once. No, we were flying to New Orleans.
811
00:38:03.010 --> 00:38:06.369
And like we've stated earlier, I don't read emails. So
812
00:38:06.550 --> 00:38:09.820
I didn't know that we were in the same movie.
813
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:14.800
And so we were sitting next to each other. She
814
00:38:14.860 --> 00:38:17.579
recognizes me. I don't know her. I just think she's
815
00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:20.039
a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I have a
816
00:38:20.070 --> 00:38:23.570
girlfriend at the time. I'm actively not trying to talk
817
00:38:23.610 --> 00:38:26.559
to this girl. I'm like, so she keeps chatting on me,
818
00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:30.360
and I'm like, God, am I hot as shit today? Like,
819
00:38:30.460 --> 00:38:33.889
what is happening? Like, why is she all into me?
820
00:38:34.590 --> 00:38:37.489
And I'm like, oh, God, man. And so I play
821
00:38:37.769 --> 00:38:42.630
Fruit Ninja on my iPad for four hours straight. My
822
00:38:42.710 --> 00:38:47.690
hands hurt from just swiping, doing combos with fruit. And
823
00:38:48.489 --> 00:38:51.349
she was like, oh, this guy. And then we landed...
824
00:38:51.369 --> 00:38:53.889
And then I see the guy with the sign with
825
00:38:53.909 --> 00:38:57.409
your name on it, the driver at baggage claim, and
826
00:38:57.489 --> 00:39:00.929
she has one too. And then my friend, Nina Dobrev,
827
00:39:01.050 --> 00:39:03.699
who's also in the movie, who I know her, and
828
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:06.239
she had a sign. And I'm like, oh, we're all
829
00:39:06.260 --> 00:39:10.960
in this movie together? And Chloe Bridges, my wife, was like, yeah,
830
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:12.929
what did you think? And I'm like, I'm so sorry,
831
00:39:12.949 --> 00:39:15.730
I had no idea. And I felt embarrassed. I'm like,
832
00:39:15.789 --> 00:39:18.469
let's all just ride in the same car together and
833
00:39:18.510 --> 00:39:21.219
get to know each other Going to Baton Rouge because
834
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.719
we were shooting in Baton Rouge and it's like a
835
00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:26.949
45 minute drive from New Orleans. And we go and
836
00:39:27.070 --> 00:39:29.969
Chloe's from New Orleans and she goes, let's get drive through.
837
00:39:30.139 --> 00:39:32.860
daiquiris which is a thing there oh my god I
838
00:39:32.860 --> 00:39:36.320
need to go there yeah it's the best and we
839
00:39:36.360 --> 00:39:39.340
went through and like Nina to her credit was like
840
00:39:39.550 --> 00:39:41.369
playing it cool was like I'll take a couple little
841
00:39:41.409 --> 00:39:44.670
sample sizes see see what I like you know and
842
00:39:44.809 --> 00:39:46.789
so she has like a few little ones that she's
843
00:39:46.829 --> 00:39:50.199
sipping and then Chloe goes I'll take the 38 ounce
844
00:39:50.300 --> 00:40:00.340
party starter. And I'm like, I'm like, I love this girl. Uh, yeah.
845
00:40:00.820 --> 00:40:02.900
We, and so then when did you break up with
846
00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:04.199
that past girlfriend?
847
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:07.579
A few weeks later. And then, and then we started
848
00:40:07.619 --> 00:40:09.929
to date, but I hadn't been single in like years.
849
00:40:10.389 --> 00:40:13.389
So then I like was single for a while and
850
00:40:13.449 --> 00:40:15.710
felt like I had to be single. And then after
851
00:40:15.750 --> 00:40:19.010
like however many months, six months or something, Chloe was like,
852
00:40:20.010 --> 00:40:21.809
you either have to call me your girlfriend or we
853
00:40:21.829 --> 00:40:24.449
have to stop doing this. And I'm like, and you're
854
00:40:24.469 --> 00:40:25.449
my girlfriend. Okay.
855
00:40:26.590 --> 00:40:28.710
You're like, I knew when you got that drink in
856
00:40:28.730 --> 00:40:30.219
the car, it was over for me.
857
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:31.619
I got the party starter.
858
00:40:32.340 --> 00:40:33.280
What a legend.
859
00:40:33.380 --> 00:40:33.699
Yeah.
860
00:40:33.980 --> 00:40:36.199
When you guys moved in together, did you have to
861
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.860
kick any like gross habits that you had?
862
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:41.619
There was some weird conversations because I was given a
863
00:40:41.659 --> 00:40:45.789
lot of stuff from workaholics. Like that people would just send,
864
00:40:45.989 --> 00:40:48.449
I'm sure you get stuff sent to you all the time. Right.
865
00:40:48.530 --> 00:40:53.989
And so like weird stuff. So like, uh, fleshlight, the,
866
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:58.400
like the, it's like molded after like porn stars, vaginas or,
867
00:40:58.579 --> 00:41:02.380
or whatever sent me 25 of them. So I didn't
868
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:04.059
know what to do with them. So for a while
869
00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:05.880
I was like giving them away as like kind of
870
00:41:05.900 --> 00:41:07.539
gag gifts, but then I like gave like two or
871
00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:09.539
three away. And then like, I was like, I don't
872
00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:12.519
want to be known as the fleshlight guy who just
873
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:15.599
has like a treasure trove of these. So then I
874
00:41:15.619 --> 00:41:19.860
just stuck it in a closet, but like, they're all insane. Flashlights.
875
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:24.449
They're like alien flashlights and like, yeah, like alien vaginas
876
00:41:24.730 --> 00:41:29.510
and like, and like monster pussies and like the weirdest things.
877
00:41:29.929 --> 00:41:32.630
So I, I, it's in my closet and I came
878
00:41:32.690 --> 00:41:34.599
home one day and she was like kind of being weird.
879
00:41:34.659 --> 00:41:38.400
And I'm like, what's up? And she's like, uh, I, I,
880
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:40.480
I think I have to talk to you. I'm like, wait,
881
00:41:40.980 --> 00:41:44.329
what's going on? And she's like, what's, do you have
882
00:41:44.349 --> 00:41:47.989
like a thing for aliens? And I'm like, what? And
883
00:41:48.070 --> 00:41:51.780
she's like, are you into monsters? And I'm like, what
884
00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:53.699
are you talking? You're weirding me out right now. And
885
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:57.320
then she pulled out like 15 alien pussies and I'm like,
886
00:41:57.599 --> 00:41:59.079
I can see how this looks weird.
887
00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:01.199
She's like, this is what I'm talking about.
888
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:04.940
This is what I'm talking about. And then she's like, well,
889
00:42:05.699 --> 00:42:08.599
let's throw them away. And I'm like, we should keep
890
00:42:08.900 --> 00:42:13.260
two for... Not for use. They could keep them in
891
00:42:13.300 --> 00:42:15.760
the box, but like they are hilarious.
892
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:16.119
Right.
893
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:16.920
Just in case.
894
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:18.949
Just in case you need to bust it out of
895
00:42:18.969 --> 00:42:22.030
a party or you meet someone who you're like, this
896
00:42:22.050 --> 00:42:24.070
would be the funniest gift for them. I agree.
897
00:42:24.349 --> 00:42:25.230
So you kept them too.
898
00:42:25.489 --> 00:42:26.829
We kept an alien and a monster.
899
00:42:26.869 --> 00:42:27.789
Did you ever give them away?
900
00:42:28.030 --> 00:42:29.750
We still have them. I should have brought them here.
901
00:42:29.989 --> 00:42:33.599
We're going to transition from your real, real wife to
902
00:42:33.639 --> 00:42:35.940
your work wife, Rebel Wilson.
903
00:42:36.019 --> 00:42:36.219
Yep.
904
00:42:36.420 --> 00:42:37.420
She's coming here on Monday.
905
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:38.000
Oh really?
906
00:42:38.019 --> 00:42:40.389
Yeah. It's going to be very fun. You guys have
907
00:42:40.750 --> 00:42:44.369
such a good dynamic. Like I was watching this morning
908
00:42:44.530 --> 00:42:47.150
the scene where you're like, maybe we should like make out.
909
00:42:47.210 --> 00:42:49.570
And she's like, yeah, sometimes I think about doing heroin.
910
00:42:49.610 --> 00:42:53.059
And then I'm like, eh, better not. And it's like,
911
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:55.539
you guys have a great dynamic. Did you guys ever
912
00:42:55.619 --> 00:42:58.440
get to like ad lib in that movie at all together?
913
00:42:59.179 --> 00:43:02.579
Most of, I mean, Kay Cannon wrote like an amazing script,
914
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:04.860
so I'm not taking anything away. But all of my
915
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:10.329
lines were, no. But I rewrote the whole thing. No, uh,
916
00:43:10.489 --> 00:43:13.610
we improv quite a bit and actually like our, uh,
917
00:43:15.989 --> 00:43:19.500
love connection, like me and rebels love connect. We improv that.
918
00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:22.679
And so then as we were shooting, they're like, man,
919
00:43:22.739 --> 00:43:26.079
it's kind of funny. Get, put them together. And, uh,
920
00:43:26.199 --> 00:43:29.019
and then it ended up being like a bigger, bigger story.
921
00:43:29.380 --> 00:43:33.440
So fucking good. Okay. So my idea was this rebels
922
00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:34.780
coming on and I'm going to have her do the
923
00:43:34.820 --> 00:43:39.019
same thing. I want you, if you can, to impersonate
924
00:43:39.199 --> 00:43:42.340
Rebel and then I'm going to have her impersonate you.
925
00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:43.980
Oh, that's so hard.
926
00:43:44.099 --> 00:43:44.760
Is it so hard?
927
00:43:44.780 --> 00:43:47.360
Well, because have you ever tried to do an Australian accent?
928
00:43:47.460 --> 00:43:49.340
Fuck no. I don't do impersonation.
929
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.969
It's so hard to do. Is it too hard? I mean,
930
00:43:53.150 --> 00:43:55.010
it might be. I feel like she's just going to
931
00:43:55.030 --> 00:44:00.030
be like, I'm Adam. Just with like weird energy just
932
00:44:00.070 --> 00:44:13.889
bouncing all over the place. Yeah, no. I mean... No. Adam, no. Oh, no.
933
00:44:14.630 --> 00:44:16.489
I feel like that's the only word I could say
934
00:44:16.510 --> 00:44:20.190
in Australian speak. They say like no with an R. Okay,
935
00:44:20.250 --> 00:44:27.320
I got it. Okay. Hello. It's sort of British. Hello.
936
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:32.860
It's me, Rebel Wilson. I'm the lead singer of the Beatles. Yes.
937
00:44:34.360 --> 00:44:36.099
I can't do it, Alex. I can't do it. No,
938
00:44:36.139 --> 00:44:37.380
it's so good. It's so good.
939
00:44:37.699 --> 00:44:39.820
It's so good. I literally, I was trying to do
940
00:44:39.860 --> 00:44:42.440
it earlier and I was like, that's why she's iconic.
941
00:44:42.539 --> 00:44:43.239
I can't do it.
942
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:48.969
Hello. I'm Rebel Wilson. I'm the... Um, I play bass
943
00:44:49.210 --> 00:44:53.699
in Oasis and she's Australian. She's not even from England,
944
00:44:53.739 --> 00:44:55.440
but I don't know. I think you're.
945
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:57.519
Fully doing English, an English accent.
946
00:44:57.539 --> 00:44:58.719
Cause I can't do Australian.
947
00:44:58.739 --> 00:45:01.980
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Um, I cannot thank
948
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:04.840
you for coming on enough. Let me ask you, what
949
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.750
are you doing next? Because I know you obviously have
950
00:45:07.789 --> 00:45:09.750
your podcast, but like, are you doing any new films?
951
00:45:09.789 --> 00:45:12.409
This is important. Check it out. Our podcast that I
952
00:45:12.409 --> 00:45:16.590
do with the workaholics guys. It's super fun. Uh, Yeah,
953
00:45:16.730 --> 00:45:19.769
I'm doing a season two of Bumper in Berlin, the
954
00:45:19.809 --> 00:45:24.679
spinoff series that I'm doing for Peacock. That's a spinoff
955
00:45:24.780 --> 00:45:27.440
of my character from Pitch Perfect. And season one is
956
00:45:27.500 --> 00:45:29.500
super fun. It's on Peacock now. And then we're doing
957
00:45:29.539 --> 00:45:36.500
a second season with Jamila Jamil and Sarah Hyland, who
958
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:42.349
was my co-star in Modern Family. And then Flula Borg,
959
00:45:42.409 --> 00:45:46.670
who's super funny. And then... I was going to do
960
00:45:46.690 --> 00:45:50.690
a Workaholics movie, but then Paramount Plus pulled the plug.
961
00:45:50.710 --> 00:45:51.429
I saw that.
962
00:45:51.610 --> 00:45:54.889
I saw that. That really fucking sucked. And it's okay.
963
00:45:55.829 --> 00:45:57.150
And legally, I can't talk shit.
964
00:45:57.309 --> 00:46:00.030
Right, right. You just look at the camera and start sobbing.
965
00:46:00.849 --> 00:46:02.710
Legally. Legally.
966
00:46:02.789 --> 00:46:05.869
Jesus Christ. Adam, thank you so much for coming on
967
00:46:05.909 --> 00:46:06.530
Call Her Daddy.
968
00:46:06.690 --> 00:46:06.969
Thanks.
969
00:46:07.050 --> 00:46:07.829
That was very fun.
970
00:46:08.010 --> 00:46:08.969
Thank you. I thought so too.
971
00:46:09.030 --> 00:46:09.530
Thank you.
972
00:46:09.670 --> 00:46:14.090
Thanks. Woo! Thank you.