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Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli. Welcome to the
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most woke podcast on the internet. We read the tea leaves.
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We know what's going on. And we are now woker
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than any other podcast. What's up, they, them, Johnny?
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Hi, I'm Johnny Woodard. My pronouns are they, them, him, shim.
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And I would just like to welcome you to the
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wokest podcast.
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On the internet. The wokest podcast. We're in another dimension.
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We're the wokest. Yay, James Tallarico. He's totally normal. He's
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gonna do totally normal stuff. Man, cannot wait. Cannot wait.
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Loving Texas going blue. Totally a good thing, dude. Totally
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a good thing.
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Well, I couldn't be clearer. This is what all the
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people in the country want.
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It's a mandate on the people. Everyone was missing trans.
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Now we're like, we're back, baby. And then they do
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their penis fucking helicopter. That's how they say hello, by
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the way. They do penis helicopters.
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One thing that couldn't be more clear is that the
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people don't want the Iran war. They want the war
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in Ukraine. That's what the people want.
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I love that. That JoJo, unbelievably stupid. They're just putting
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Christians in a meat grinder. They're like, please FUD this. Please.
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That's what we need, man. That's what we need. We
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need more war, just not the wrong war. That's what
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the people want.
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We need more war against the meanies that the media
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has told us are the meanies. The country is really stupid.
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You understand, right?
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The way they just run back and forth.
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It's such a video by Jordan Peterson. They're like, do
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you believe that the elites will be able to complete
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their mission? He's like, he didn't even wait. Oh boy.
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They got him. They did not want to hear about that.
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Let me text him. And so he knows he's probably
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still talking. We're off to a great start here in
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the new Democrat world, the world of Democrats where the
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internet doesn't even work. let's see, I got, I have
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so much to talk about from last night. I've been
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pulling clips left and right. Dave Smith was on Piers
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Morgan's live stream, which say what you want about Piers Morgan,
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but the guy knows how to produce a show, I guess,
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from years of just being the creature, you know, of
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network TV. And he had Dave Smith on a panel
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for the whole night of the election. And Dave Smith
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was there on panel when they did like a, uh,
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Like a co-streaming situation with the TPUSA panel. Everybody was
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live streaming. I couldn't get Sam on, but everybody else
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was live streaming. And Dave Smith had the balls to
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lob a grenade over toward the TPUSA people. And this
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was at the time of the night when it was
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obvious that shit was not going well for them.
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Hey, guys, I was just curious. I want to know
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how you think about this.
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As the turning point guys here, because I thought that
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was very interesting analysis. I know that maybe the most
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popular congressman amongst your people, and I know the turning
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points kids fairly well, and I know that Charlie's favorite
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congressman was Thomas Massing. So when he was unseated by
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the lobby for Israel, you're talking about that, I guess,
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turning point and Charlie didn't represent.
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I love it. Lift a finger to defend him.
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Why didn't the biggest youth outreach Republican organization in the
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country say anything in the name of Charlie Kirk about
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his favorite congressman?
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If I can piggyback on that.
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Let them answer that.
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I want to add to that.
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It is pretty much exactly on the same point, which
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is that Charlie also was extremely vociferous against the Iran war.
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And you're clearly running.
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On his legacy.
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I mean, his name is... Yes.
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Advocating against that war more aggressively the way he did.
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He spoke to the president, essentially opposing it. And it
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seems like TPUSA has also dropped the ball on this entirely.
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I don't think that's a fair analysis at all, actually.
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You know, Blake and I will stand up for ourselves.
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We've been criticizing... This is bullcrap.
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We said before the war started that they shouldn't do it.
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We said it would go badly if they did, and
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they weren't selling this conflict.
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If they thought it was important.
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They should actually explain it. They never did.
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When it started, we said this is probably going to
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be unpopular. The only way they can make this stick
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is if they make it end quickly. That is what
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we said. Why didn't we crash out and disavow the president?
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Because Charlie would never crash out and disavow the president.
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There's been a lot of historical revisionism here. So Charlie
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privately lobbied against the midnight hammer strikes. That's totally true.
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I saw it all. I was front and center for
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a lot of that. But when it came to the
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president making that decision, he backed the president's play. And
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he did a whole long explanation for it on social
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media the next day. So I disagree with the framing
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of that. There's one clip from the day that the
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strikes happened where we said we were going to back
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the president because we thought that's what Charlie would do.
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We were trying not to put words in his mouth,
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but that was our best read of things. And we're
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very cognizant that we're carrying on his legacy. Privately, we've
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lobbied against it. We were very supportive of J.D.
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Vance.
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And his peace efforts and getting the MOU. I took
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a lot of crap for that. Is this what they
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call gaslighting? Of course it is, yeah. And it's going
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to be the theme.
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Gaslighting will be the theme of the day for
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90 days from now. You get three months of solid
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of gaslighting from people who were wrong about literally everything,
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including these clowns. Different folks on our side, the more
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neocon wing about it on podcasts.
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Yeah, just because you don't see a clip go viral
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of something that doesn't fit the narrative doesn't mean we're
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not doing it.
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You know, in 2024, we stepped up and we ran
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the Pennsylvania chase for Donald Trump. I got a lot
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of crap from my libertarian friends, but I thought, you
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know what, it was worth the battle. And in 2026,
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when people disagree with me, I stood with Massey. And
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Turning Point has stood by me the entire time. And
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that was a tough decision for me to make because
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it would be a lot easier for me to just
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be on Team Red.
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But we came in. We spent millions.
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I should say this guy is not actually a part
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of the Turning Point crew. He just happens to be
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on the stream. And he's like, oh, but they were
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friends to me. So this is. They're so lucky they
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had him on that panel. Otherwise, I would have had
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nothing on the Massey point.
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Billions of dollars to try to help him win. I
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was very quiet about it because I am trying to
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build the red wall. But at the end of the day,
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you stick with people that are principled. I stuck with him.
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I'm here on Charlie's show tonight, invited by Erica Kirk,
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believing in what we believe in. So we can be
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mad about how much support was put forward. But the
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guy who ran his super PAC and helped him to
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try to stay elected, I'm here in the room.
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So I think support for Massey is still hurt.
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Yeah, it just doesn't answer my question about Turning Point.
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But, Dave, I think this is important for Dave and
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Omar to hear.
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What you heard earlier,
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in about the war and everything, but what Turning Point is,
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it is a conservative firewall. They're out there, and they
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just acknowledged tonight, they acknowledged that part of this autopsy
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is it started with Epstein, and it's ending with the
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Iran war. So you have to give credit where credit
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is due, where conservatives who are in the fight every
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single day, who are trying to build the conservative movement
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and are and have, and building upon Charlie Kirk's legacy
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that they're actually willing to admit where some of this
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comes from.
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I think we've got to acknowledge that.
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Well, forgive me, Congresswoman, but from my perspective, I screamed
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this at all of them last June. And then what
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I've been told since then is by Jack Posabiak and
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others that Donald Trump has had a huge victory in Iran.
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We've got a huge deal that's about... Yeah, he's won
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47 times.
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I said the peace deal would have been victorious. Your
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exact words were huge win for Donald Trump.
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Huge win for Donald Trump.
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Yes, after you lost the war, you supported the surrender.
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What difference does that make? It was all.
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Over at that point. It was over by the moment.
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We repeatedly said we want this war to end with
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a peace. We think it would be good for America.
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We think it would be good for the movement.
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I'm sorry, what does that mean for the war to
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end with a peace? How else does a war end?
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And why hasn't it ended? Because Israel doesn't want it
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to end. This is the elephant in the room. And like,
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will you condemn Israel for violating peace treaties?
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That's it.
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And then you get into Nancy Mace who like, who
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wants to hear anymore unless she got her tits out.
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She goes, starts talking about Hamas. Are you all just
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ignoring the deposition that Netanyahu did where he said he
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funded and armed Hamas to counter the PLO? This is
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what I'm talking about. So, Tuesday the election happens. Proud
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to announce, did not vote. Do not care. It's like
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writing letters to Santa. I don't give a shit. You're
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all full of shit. You guys really think Nia Rahman won?
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You really think that's what happened? I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous.
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It's absolutely ridiculous. They want ramen in so they get
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rid of bass. Okay. They want ramen in to get
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rid of bass because then they would have been hearing
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about the fires forever. It's ridiculous. Anyways, anyways, they're talking
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about everything but Zionism. And again, you know, it's like
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you get these things. I love Jews. Jews are great.
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Jews are wonderful people. And if you actually take a
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look at the voting, which I think is retarded, but
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if you actually look at the voting, more Jews voted
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for the Democrats than the Republicans. Okay. What does that say?
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That Israel has lost the American Jews too. They've lost
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the American Jews. I mean, and then AIPAC had the
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balls put out that 200 and 260 of their candidates won.
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I mean, talk about that. I saw that tweet, bro.
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That's the craziest.
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Let me pull that up.
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It's the craziest, dumbest thing ever. And Trump is, you know,
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so I actually like, you know what, man? I mean, like, okay.
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Now we're going to have trans back in bathrooms and
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women's sports. I'm not happy, but I think it sucks.
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What I really am pushing back against is that woke
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is back. I think this is less about woke. I
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think this is more about people hating Trump selling us out.
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I think the majority of the people who voted blue
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weren't voting because they wanted to bring trans back. Like
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they missed the days of trans. I think they're voting
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because they hate Donald Trump. But the problem becomes you
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voted for Democrats who are all completely captured by
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as well.
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Yeah, that's the point. That's the thing that this tweet
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kind of gives away the game on. They don't care
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about the direction of this country. They only care about
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its orientation toward Israel. I'm going to read this tweet.
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AIPAC congratulates the hundreds of pro-Israel Democrats and Republicans who
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won their elections last night. More than 234 candidates supported
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by AIPAC members have already won, with many additional races
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too close to call. We congratulate Senate Democratic Leader Chuck
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Schumer and House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries on the resounding
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victories for their caucuses. AIPAC members are determined to expand
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their political activism in the cycles ahead. Our community will
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increase its support for Democrats and Republicans who recognize that
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a strong partnership with Israel helps keep both countries secure,
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advances peace and stability, advances peace and stability, promotes democratic values, okay,
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and grows our economy through trade and innovation. What a
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crock of shit, dude.
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Yeah, and everyone knows it. And again, that's gaslighting. They
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want you to think you're crazy for thinking that they're
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a foreign lobby that is destroying America from the inside.
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It's just the way it is, dude. It's just, it's like,
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you know, but I like, I think this is, I mean,
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we're going to get gridlock and, you know, the Senate,
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the Congress, they're all going to pass these rules and
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Trump is just going to veto all of them. Or
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he could just go along with it because he was
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always a secret Democrat because he's a Democrat most of
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his life, which is definitely possible. But I can't wait.
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until everybody learns the lesson that we've we on the
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show learned a long time ago they're the same shit
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they're the exact same shit this is what's not gonna
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happen with the democrats ending of wars okay and health care.
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He's frozen at least he's frozen on a you know
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a fairly aesthetic uh aesthetically pleasing image i mean that's
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a that's pretty good for sam he looks like tom
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selleck there a little bit with the mustache looking good
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sam I could be like an album cover for you.
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Maybe I could see that.
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Uh, I was a one, I have a little conspiracy
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theory now and I I'm starting to develop it. Oh,
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there you are.
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I would tell me what you think of this.
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Okay.
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So around the time Trump hijacked the Republican party, the
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tea party was at the height of its powers. We'd
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just come off the Ron Paul thing. And it seemed
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like we were going to genuinely take the country and especially,
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or at least the Republican party in the direction of
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less foreign intervention and And genuinely less regulation, smaller government.
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And then he comes in just like a bull in
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a China shop and sucked up all the oxygen, turned
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it into a cult of personality. And now it's in shambles.
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I mean, there's just the remnants of what was that movement.
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I do think it's possible that he was like a
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targeted weapon.
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Well, they used him against Pat Buchanan.
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That's the whole thing.
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He was just brought in to destroy Pat Buchanan.
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What do you think of that idea, though, that he
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just kind of nuked the, speaking of nukes, he nuked
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the Tea Party movement, hijacked it, co-opted it, whatever you.
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Want to say. 100%, dude. 100%. He came in, he's
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a chaos magician, and he did sorcery. And it's like, dude,
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just think about going in to how everybody felt In 2024,
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we're like, dude, this is good. I feel good. Okay.
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I feel like we're on the right track again. And
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then instantly destroys it by being owned by Israel. And
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here we are in the Democrats who we all just
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hated two years
ago because of the woke shit. I
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now got voted back in. So again, it gets, this
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is why voting doesn't matter. You always look at a pack. They,
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they have guys on both sides. The chick who is, uh,
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Adelson is Trump's biggest supporter is completely funded. James tell Rico,
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you guys are retards.
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Well, certainly on this issue.
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That, that issue is, it's definitely, it's pointless. I mean,
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you're not getting, you know, there's no answer there. They
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funded both sides. They're in the deep in the pockets
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of both sides. Did you, uh, did you see Matt
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Walsh is going to get fired. I think if he does,
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the daily wire is truly done. Cause he's their last,
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the last personality they have that has any credibility, but
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he was on their live stream. Everybody had a live
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stream going and he finally, I guess he's just like,
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you know what? Let's just say what the fuck is
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happening right now. And you can tell it made everybody
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else uncomfortable, but it was a moment. It was like the,
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probably the most truth that's been, Dude.
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That bald guy is literally the worst. I mean, like,
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he's actually less likable to Ben Shapiro, which is almost
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impossible to do.
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Yeah, he's the worst, man. Here, check this out.
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Trump's vision of what he wanted to accomplish in Iran
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was right. He's right about this. I mean, whether we
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can do it militarily or not, he's right about the vision. If, if,
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in the course of, say, the next year, He brings
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that regime to its knees. He will be one of
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the greatest presidents in American history.
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I mean, said nobody ever.
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He deserves it. He made a lot of political mistakes.
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But he does have this vision. If he fulfills that vision,
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all bets are off.
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I disagree. All bets are off. He didn't even use
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that properly.
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Even if he were to accomplish that goal, which I'm
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very skeptical.
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Well, I didn't say he could.
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If the cost is handing our country over to Congress.
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Think about what that guy just said. He made a
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lot of political mistakes all in the name of Israel,
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which these guys all suck off. Okay. So basically he
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did what we want him to do. It cost him everything.
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If he could, if he could get kicked out office
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right now that he would, but I, here's another thing
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real quick on a side note. He'd still be Kamala Harris.
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I still think he would be, I still think he
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could be Kamala Harris. I mean, it sounds nuts. Okay.
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So anyways, he does everything he wants. It costs him everything.
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They acknowledge he made mistakes. They won't say it's their suggestions, right?
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They won't say it. He did everything we wanted to do,
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and it cost him everything.
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Yeah, he did this thing, which is not possible, that
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we begged him to do.
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Yeah, 100%.
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It destroyed his political career.
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And then he literally said... Oh, boy.
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Sam froze again, but he's not in as aesthetically pleasing
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a position this time. He's like mid mouth open. Anybody
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want to Photoshop that?
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Go ahead.
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I got ideas. I'm sure you do too.
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Oh, and then he goes, I don't even know if
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he can get it done. Do you know like how
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psychopathic it is to want to do something you're not
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even sure can happen? Like how suicidal that is?
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At great expense to the whole country and to the world, dude.
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Blood and treasure of the world. Yeah, of course. All
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the Gulf States. I mean, yeah.
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That's how you said the word. Yeah, I don't want
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to repeat it on YouTube. It's self-immolation.
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Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely disgusting.
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Yeah, so here's Matt Walsh. This is great. I mean, it's.
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Not a cost
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I understand that, but it won't be because if you win.
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But it's happening. It is happening right now.
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It's not happening right now. They're getting some people in there.
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It's going to be a much more radical party. But if,
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in fact, he scores that victory in the course of
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the next year... That's going to change.
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But you're envisioning that this war continues for another year.
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He's saying sometime over the course of the year.
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The bottom line is.
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I know I'm not trying to hold you to be semantics,
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but I'm saying this is a vision where this deeply
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unpopular war that just helped in getting us totally wiped
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out continues for a certain amount of time.
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My point is that even if it ends with something
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that he can call a victory, it's still deeply unpopular.
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We've already suffered a catastrophic defeat because of it. And
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I would argue that this defeat is enough to make
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it not worth it. Again, handing our country over to
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communists is not worth it. I would rather, you know,
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I don't buy stopping Iran from getting a nuke or
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that it will actually accomplish that.
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But even if it were, I.
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Don't, It's not worth handing our country over to communists
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even to stop Iran from getting a nuke. I'd rather
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Iran have a nuke than my country be run by communists.
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100%. Barack Obama was president. Yeah.
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And I don't want to do that again.
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That's overstating even this disaster to say the country.
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Is now going to be run by communists. I think
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that's just an overstatement. I think that if all I'm
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saying is, you know, we're giving Trump a lot of
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smacks and he deserves some of those smacks. Politically, he's doing.
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What you wanted. We're doing what you wanted.
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I said before that I thought the Iran war was
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on a timer. He should get it over before the midterms. However,
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his vision is sound. And if he should win in the,
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before the next, before the next time we were in
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this kind of situation, it will be one of the
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great triumphs of American foreign policy. And I don't know
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if it's possible, but I think it, I think.
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Your, your vision is sound. It's the equivalent of saying
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me and a pack of midgets, right. Are outside of
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a hell's angels bar. And I'm like, we're just going
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to bum rush these guys. hit them hard and win.
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And you go, listen, your vision is sound. Okay. There's
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no way to make it happen, but the vision is
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sound like, like, you know, this guy sounds.
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Yeah.
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It's like accomplished, but the vision is sound.
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It's like, it's like when the U S women's national
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soccer team went up against those 17 year old boys.
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You know, and they were like, listen, the vision is sound. Now,
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can we beat adolescent boys? No, we have no chance.
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But the vision is and if we manage to do it,
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it will be the greatest triumph in the history of
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women's soccer. I mean, they're just idiots, dude. But instead,
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we're going to embarrass the entire federation. It's almost done here.
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I'll just play the rest of this bald idiot.
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I can see the possibility of it. I think, again,
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what Ben said was right about having our Middle East
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policy be handled by an alliance of Israel with the
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friendly Arab states would be another kind of miracle that
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only he has engineered. It's only because of the.
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The Abraham Accords. And so I think, look, I'm just
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saying while we're smacking him around, we should remember that
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he might achieve what he set out to do.
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And again, I think the question is where we go
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from here. The question is, do we have a time machine?
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If we have a time, and I'm not going to
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know the outcome of the war until the war is
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So I think that we're sort of arguing past each other.
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I think Drew is sort of arguing on behalf of history.
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the presidency will go down as a historic one if
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Iran falls, which is just true. I mean, there have
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been a lot of presidents who've done historic things and
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have reaped poor political consequences as a result of doing
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the right thing.
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But it sets us up for the Cold War with China,
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which is inevitably coming.
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I mean, yes. I mean, all of us. Yeah, more war!
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More war!
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It's old!
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Fuck!
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More war!
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You know, that will be next, and then, you know,
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I mean, who's left? Uganda? Can we talk shit to Uganda?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's... They're so disgusting, these guys.
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Before, during, after.
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So, you know, I haven't changed my view on that.
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But I totally agree. If this works, in a way
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that doesn't destroy our country and the Republican Party, but
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if this works, it will be the greatest grand strategic
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victory of the last 30 years, you know, since the
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fall of the Berlin Wall.
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But that's an if.
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So, in a way, you have to give Trump credit
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for this, to take that kind of risk for an
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historic achievement. The problem is, On the timeline of the midterms,
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the gamble didn't pay off. It just didn't come through,
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and here's the test.
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I think we have to admit that. On the other hand,
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remember the Berlin Wall fell after Reagan was out of office.
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What does that have to do with anything, the Berlin Wall?
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It's completely irrelevant.
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Trump's carcass could be dead on the side of the road,
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and it could still happen. It could totally be dead.
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We could discard him. Outside of the car, as we're
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still moving to take it out, regime change. The only
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guy that makes any sense, and he's still off because
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he's still in the deep, deep bowels of his lady dick,
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still would love to have a war with Iran, but
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not the cost of handing it to the communists. That's
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his only thing. If it was anything else, he'd be
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totally cool with it. It's a useless war. When people
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talk about these historical achievements, it's right along the lines
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of when Wall Street's doing well, the economy is good.
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Main Street's suffering, but the economy is good. It's the
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exact same thing. It's like nobody's going to go, oh,
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Trump did some great shit. He took down Iran. Mom
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and pop stores don't give a fuck about that in
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any way.
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Doesn't help them at all. Doesn't help them at all.
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This clip has been going around, and we played it
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months ago, but I just want to remind everybody how
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wrong Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro were about what would happen.
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They were wrong to the extent that they should not
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be allowed to opine about anything to anyone ever.
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There was a time, Johnny, when you were this wrong,
497
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you'd be ran out of town.
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Anyway, I'm going to play this while we wait for Sam.
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When we look at the Fox survey is a 4%
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issue with the American people. So whatever happens in the midterms,
501
00:25:07.490 --> 00:25:10.990
it doesn't appear that Ron's going to drive anything one.
502
00:25:10.910 --> 00:25:11.470
Way or another.
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What's your take on this?
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I think that's exactly right. Johnny, here's the thing. It's
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the same thing that MSNBC does. It does not matter
506
00:25:20.259 --> 00:25:23.400
whether they're right and wrong. The only thing that matters
507
00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:27.470
is that they tell the Their listeners, what they want
508
00:25:27.490 --> 00:25:30.369
to hear and what they want to hear is what
509
00:25:30.430 --> 00:25:34.569
they want them to hear. Meaning war, war, war, war, war.
510
00:25:34.650 --> 00:25:37.269
This group of old people who aren't going to go
511
00:25:37.289 --> 00:25:41.779
fight this war are totally for war. And that fits
512
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the military industrial complex,
the Zionist propaganda drive. So they
513
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:50.180
just got to keep those. Their whole job is to
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keep them captured. That's it. So they're going to tell
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them what they want to hear, which is that nobody
516
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cares about the Iran war. So just go back, go
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out and vote and it's all going to be good.
518
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I mean, it's just ridiculous.
519
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:04.279
Yeah.
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Now I, what do you, I mean, you're seeing a
521
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lot of the annoying leftists who are still on X and.
522
00:26:11.940 --> 00:26:16.250
My friends are the dumbest people on planet earth saying, uh,
523
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I still love them.
524
00:26:18.869 --> 00:26:22.349
Saying that, They're bringing woke back, you know, where the
525
00:26:22.410 --> 00:26:26.730
pronouns are coming back, baby. Could they not have missed
526
00:26:27.769 --> 00:26:29.769
the lesson of the past two years more?
527
00:26:29.990 --> 00:26:34.009
Yeah, but Johnny, they're never, like, again, it gets down
528
00:26:34.069 --> 00:26:37.829
to intelligence versus smarts. They're really intelligent people. They're not
529
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very smart. They can't read the streets. They're in the
530
00:26:40.859 --> 00:26:44.730
Ivy Tower. Wisdom, right? at this, at their, at this
531
00:26:44.829 --> 00:26:49.369
elitist party, just sucking each other off and they have
532
00:26:49.410 --> 00:26:51.809
no clue what's going on. And like, I mean, I,
533
00:26:51.950 --> 00:26:55.089
the things I saw people that I love tweet are
534
00:26:55.150 --> 00:26:57.130
just some of the dumbest things I've ever seen in
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my life. And it's all virtue signaling to, to their, to,
536
00:27:02.569 --> 00:27:06.539
to their fan base and to the people who run everything. Hey,
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00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:11.190
I'm a, I'm a team player. It's like dumb. It's
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00:27:11.210 --> 00:27:15.029
just dumb. I mean, they have no clue. I don't
539
00:27:15.089 --> 00:27:19.059
think anybody in Texas voted blue because they want chicks
540
00:27:19.099 --> 00:27:20.279
with dicks in the bathroom.
541
00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:24.599
Yeah, and just in the past hour, we have it
542
00:27:24.819 --> 00:27:28.240
that Nithya Raman will be the next mayor of Los Angeles.
543
00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:32.799
I mean, I don't know how to feel about that
544
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because Nithya Raman, she's crazier than Karen Bass, dude. She's
545
00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:38.740
way more out there on the left. than Karen Bass.
546
00:27:39.190 --> 00:27:43.029
She's a new clean slate for the crazies. Karen Bass's
547
00:27:43.089 --> 00:27:47.549
brand is dead. It's dead. She got caught. She's dead.
548
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This cleans that out. She's a sin eater. She eats
549
00:27:51.150 --> 00:27:54.619
all the sins for the fire. Robin gets a brand
550
00:27:54.690 --> 00:27:58.039
new thing. That was the whole thing, dude. If it
551
00:27:58.059 --> 00:28:02.000
was going to be Spencer versus her, she was going
552
00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:05.599
to get pounded on the fires. right did did ramen
553
00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.960
like i think she ran one ad about the fires
554
00:28:08.619 --> 00:28:13.019
she nydia ramen didn't even win her own district.
555
00:28:13.980 --> 00:28:16.180
Yeah that's true yeah i don't know if it was
556
00:28:16.259 --> 00:28:18.849
true in the uh the this election but i know
557
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:23.009
it's true in the primary uh and you have uh
558
00:28:23.109 --> 00:28:26.049
i mean the lapd they were asked what would it
559
00:28:26.289 --> 00:28:28.250
just like yesterday i think this is from the new
560
00:28:28.289 --> 00:28:32.089
york post um If if Nithya Raman is elected mayor,
561
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they were fearing a crime nightmare. That was, I think,
562
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the maybe the chief of police for the LAPD. Yeah,
563
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because I mean, she has been one of these people
564
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who calls to bully like, you know, she was one
565
00:28:48.130 --> 00:28:51.710
of those defund the police people. Nithya Raman was and.
566
00:28:53.460 --> 00:28:56.000
One senior officer is quoted as saying it's going to
567
00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:58.859
be a nightmare and a very, very bad day for
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public safety if she wins.
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00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:02.579
Yeah.
570
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:05.589
Well, either way, they get their Bolshevik. That was the
571
00:29:05.630 --> 00:29:09.710
whole thing. If Spencer Pratt makes it to it, then
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00:29:09.750 --> 00:29:12.390
you're having them call out all their stuff. Now these
573
00:29:12.450 --> 00:29:14.670
are just two people doing the same thing. And the
574
00:29:14.730 --> 00:29:18.640
difference between Karen Bass and the difference between Rahman is
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that Karen Bass is a dead brand. She's just a
576
00:29:22.690 --> 00:29:26.279
dead brand. Rahman starts a fresh new and could do
577
00:29:26.380 --> 00:29:28.700
all the crazy shit, but I'll have to answer questions
578
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about the LA fires.
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00:29:31.220 --> 00:29:35.349
Apparently a lot of LAPD, uh, members are going to
580
00:29:35.690 --> 00:29:38.869
resign too, is what the rumor was anyway, if, Nithya
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Raman is sworn in. So that should be interesting.
582
00:29:43.190 --> 00:29:48.039
Bro, if this Barsara or whatever his name is brings
583
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in a miles tax, I'm moving tomorrow. I'm not even kidding.
584
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:55.440
I think that got shot down already. But, I mean,
585
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--> 00:29:57.269
they could always bring it back. But I had heard
586
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that that was not going to happen. I hope not.
587
00:30:01.829 --> 00:30:04.390
I mean, that's ridiculous. Dude, there's no way that's constitutional, right?
588
00:30:04.410 --> 00:30:09.190
Well, it fits into the 15-minute city thing. Yeah.
589
00:30:09.470 --> 00:30:12.819
No, it totally does. I can imagine being trapped within
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15 minutes of L.A.
591
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Not great.
592
00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.059
A lot of people... Now, the Muslim guy won in Michigan.
593
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And....
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Do you know, I played it after you left last
595
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week because it was going to be kind of dying
596
00:30:29.509 --> 00:30:32.150
on the vine, but that ad, did you ever see
597
00:30:32.170 --> 00:30:34.029
that ad that ran in Michigan? What did you think
598
00:30:34.069 --> 00:30:35.869
of the one that Cenk Uygur created?
599
00:30:35.890 --> 00:30:37.420
I didn't see it.
600
00:30:38.009 --> 00:30:40.930
Oh, you haven't seen this ad. Okay, let me play
601
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the ad. Now, people, everybody was saying, oh, this is,
602
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or I'm sorry, let me say, let me correct that.
603
00:30:46.630 --> 00:30:49.349
all the news channels were saying it's anti-Semitic. It's going
604
00:30:49.369 --> 00:30:53.410
to hurt him. He should, uh, completely denounce the ad.
605
00:30:54.009 --> 00:30:57.369
And it turns out that not only did people respond
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to the ad, but that he got most of the
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votes from Jewish people.
608
00:31:02.019 --> 00:31:05.680
Uh, and, and I'm telling you.
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00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:09.359
Ma'am, the Democrats got like 60% of Jewish votes being
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against the Iran war.
611
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100%. I like, dude, listen, this again, it's, it's, The
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clumping of all these people, like, this is how bad
613
00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:27.099
Bibi and the Lukid party is. They lost, they lost the, they,
614
00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:30.460
Israel's lost them. Here's this ad.
615
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.259
It was put out by Rebellion Pack. That's Cenk Uygur's pack. Now,
616
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.259
the interesting thing is this was an old ad that
617
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was from before the Iran war that he just repurposed
618
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because it kind of fits, you know, this moment particularly well.
619
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And then added a little bit to the end, which
620
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you'll see in a second. But yeah, this is the
621
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ad that was denounced as anti-Semitic, which turned out to
622
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have been quite effective in Michigan.
623
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We get all the sandwich stuff for the kids' lunch.
624
00:31:57.210 --> 00:31:58.630
I don't like turkey anymore.
625
00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:00.130
Yeah, I know.
626
00:32:00.609 --> 00:32:01.470
What about the bananas?
627
00:32:02.009 --> 00:32:02.789
Yeah, I got them too.
628
00:32:03.819 --> 00:32:04.759
But honey.
629
00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:05.779
What?
630
00:32:06.410 --> 00:32:08.519
You're going to have to put those eggs back. They
631
00:32:08.539 --> 00:32:12.000
don't like eggs anymore? No, they like eggs. But we
632
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:17.069
have to set that $ 7 aside. For killing Palestinians? What?
633
00:32:17.089 --> 00:32:19.829
I mean, don't we give Israel $ 4 billion a year anyways?
634
00:32:19.930 --> 00:32:20.170
Yeah.
635
00:32:20.450 --> 00:32:24.900
And now we're giving them another $ 26 billion. Do you
636
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know how much that is per American taxpayer?
637
00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:28.099
No.
638
00:32:28.140 --> 00:32:32.039
It's like $ 161 per person. Apparently it's costing us a
639
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lot of money to drop bombs on Gaza.
640
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Terrible.
641
00:32:36.380 --> 00:32:36.589
Yeah.
642
00:32:37.890 --> 00:32:39.269
Don't they get universal health care too?
643
00:32:39.970 --> 00:32:40.529
Yeah, they do.
644
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We're paying for that too, probably.
645
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Might as well put the bananas back.
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Why the f * * * do we have to
647
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pay for all this?
648
00:32:50.460 --> 00:32:52.660
You think that guy's Jewish and he just needs an
649
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.079
acting gig? I just want to ask you so much
650
00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:57.319
about what Israelis want and so little about what you want.
651
00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:06.740
Mike Rogers is for they-them. Abdul El-Sayed is for you. Again, Johnny,
652
00:33:07.140 --> 00:33:11.990
what are your choices? Neocon Zionist? Progressive Bolshevik?
653
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:17.740
Yeah yeah that ad too i mean what what eggs
654
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are you buying that cost seven dollars i had that
655
00:33:19.819 --> 00:33:22.160
question i was like where are you getting your eggs
656
00:33:22.220 --> 00:33:26.579
bro that cost seven dollars dude also it is now
657
00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:29.460
i will say the point is well taken but it
658
00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:32.099
is ridiculous because it's billionaires that are paying them it's
659
00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:36.119
not like each of us actually paid 186 000 it's
660
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the people paying most of the taxes that are paid
661
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:41.980
you know it's like elon paid like you know, five grand.
662
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:44.740
And we each paid probably like a dollar or something
663
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toward that. But the point is
well taken. And I
664
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think that Johnny, a dollar of tax is too much tax.
665
00:33:51.250 --> 00:33:55.269
And I agree there. It should be zero. It's at gunpoint.
666
00:33:55.529 --> 00:33:59.369
Every, every dollar is taken from Americans at gunpoint. And
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00:33:59.410 --> 00:34:00.650
that shouldn't be, it's coerced.
668
00:34:01.309 --> 00:34:06.259
I totally agree, dude. I think it's absolutely ridiculous. It's
669
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absolutely ridiculous, dude. And it's like, when I saw more
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Jews voted for the Democrats, which they tend to be Democratic.
671
00:34:15.260 --> 00:34:20.610
The hardliners tend to be Republican. You know, the business ones. But,
672
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I mean, when the issue is the Iran war, let's
673
00:34:24.170 --> 00:34:28.960
face it, and Zionism, and they have people reject it.
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And again, you know, Edelman was funding....
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Boy we lost him again oh no not a good
676
00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:41.300
look for sam either what's that weird chair sam's got
677
00:34:41.340 --> 00:34:43.280
back there too is that like a leopard print cuck
678
00:34:43.340 --> 00:34:46.219
chair what is that who would sit that what a
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weird place to put a chair who would sit behind
680
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you sam and just kind of look over your shoulder what's.
681
00:34:50.590 --> 00:34:54.090
That chair if you do the two thousand dollars a
682
00:34:54.210 --> 00:34:57.599
month premium package you get to sit in every show.
683
00:34:58.940 --> 00:35:01.420
That's really funny johnny can we get into the uh
684
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russell brand story yeah yeah can i just play this
685
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really quick trump in the middle of all this said
686
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the dumbest i mean he always puts his foot in
687
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his mouth but he said maybe the dumbest thing he'd
688
00:35:11.789 --> 00:35:14.010
said i guess he's just now that he knows he's
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00:35:14.050 --> 00:35:16.650
lost he's like you know what i'm just gonna say
690
00:35:16.670 --> 00:35:19.570
the craziest shit uh did you see this way what
691
00:35:19.590 --> 00:35:22.539
he said about the polls unreal and let me tell.
692
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You something if they do need it if for some
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reason they do need it or they need help So
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I'm the number one. I was so voted.
695
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I'm at 99% approval.
696
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Rating in Israel. Can you believe it? In fact, if
697
00:35:34.010 --> 00:35:35.829
people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll
698
00:35:35.849 --> 00:35:38.699
move to Israel and become prime minister. But I'm at 90.
699
00:35:38.699 --> 00:35:40.860
Think of it. I'm at 99. I
have the highest
700
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approval rating of anybody in history because I've been, you know,
701
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I've been David. I mean, absolutely tone deaf and stupid.
702
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:50.780
And it's why he is where he is.
703
00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:54.360
I think he, I think he genuinely cares more about
704
00:35:54.619 --> 00:35:58.610
his polling numbers than anything else. how he's regarded. And
705
00:35:58.650 --> 00:36:02.349
so hopefully that means that he will react.
706
00:36:02.429 --> 00:36:05.699
He cares a lot about his polling numbers, but the
707
00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:07.960
thing he cares more about is everyone finding out he's
708
00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:11.219
a complete scumbag, like in videos and shit like that.
709
00:36:11.500 --> 00:36:15.210
That's the only thing that trumps for Trump, the polling numbers.
710
00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:16.389
Yes.
711
00:36:17.050 --> 00:36:19.349
Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, you're right. That has to
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be number one, because that has been what has motivated
713
00:36:22.690 --> 00:36:25.769
him more than anything else. The last thing on the election, J.D.
714
00:36:25.809 --> 00:36:27.530
Vance put out this tweet, and I'm curious what you
715
00:36:27.550 --> 00:36:29.550
think about it, because you had said, and I thought
716
00:36:29.590 --> 00:36:31.469
you were right when you said it, but this suggests
717
00:36:31.510 --> 00:36:36.239
something else, that the Republicans and the Democrats, everybody who
718
00:36:36.260 --> 00:36:38.280
voted for Trump just sat out this election.
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But J.D.
720
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Vance, in a tweet that seems to distance him from
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Trump as he probably gets ready to run for president
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next cycle, He said that their own pollsters and pollsters
723
00:36:50.539 --> 00:36:55.039
he trusts said that their voters from last cycle actually
724
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did turn out and voted for Democrats. He says, I
725
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asked the smartest data guy I know, does this mean
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we're going to shock the world? Because they had some
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good polling numbers. And that pollster told him, no, we
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might do better than the polls suggest. But the data
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is telling us that a lot of Trump slash Vance
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2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the
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other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may
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not vote for us. And Vance said, that looks prophetic now.
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Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the
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electorate was nine points more Republican than Democrat, just a
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couple of points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly, there were places
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we could have done better on turnout, but the main
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problem was not turnout. The main problem is that many
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people who voted for Trump, Vance, and 2024 voted for
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Democrats in 26. And then he goes on to say
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there's going to be a lot of infighting as we
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kind of, you know, pick over the corpse of what
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was the Republican Party. He says the top four answers
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that Trump voters who switched and were angry gave about
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the things they cared about was one, end the war. Two,
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focus on cost of living slash inflation. Three, put America first,
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which is kind of all those other things.
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Johnny, basically, because he couldn't write this, dude, it should
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be Israel won Two is focused on cost of living.
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Like three out of the four are Israel issues. Yes. Yeah.
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No, that's it.
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Yeah. Like it should, I could have saved you the typing.
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Number one, our relationship with Israel. Number two, cost of living.
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That's it.
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Which is related, which is related though, because of tax.
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I mean, because of gas prices, that's totally related to
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the war in Iran. It's all really related to that. Anyway,
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do you, he's clearly trying to, if you have, DeSantis
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now out there talking more freely than he ever has
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and kind of, you know, distancing himself from the whole
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Trump movement. Rubio will be next. Rubio will probably resign.
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And now Vance, while he's still, you know, in this administration,
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is kind of putting some distance between himself and Trump.
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It's going to be an interesting couple of years.
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Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely crazy, dude. It's absolutely, I mean,
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and I don't know if it gets any better. I
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really don't. I almost think it's going to get worse
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before it gets better. Again, when I froze out last time,
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if you think the Democrats are going to stop a war,
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you guys are nuts. You just saw APEC says they
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have 200 and something candidates that they got in. They're
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all going to be pro war. I mean that weird
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looking Jeffrey's guy. I mean, Johnny, does that not look
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like someone out of team America? I mean, it looks
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like a puppet face. Yeah. He's a weird dude. Yeah.
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He's a weird looking guy. He's got those weird ears
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and those weird eyes and those, his mouth is weird, dude.
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It's a weird face, dude. He's so Zionist. And then
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who's the other guy? Booker. Johnny, how about when somebody
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came on Tim Full Hat and talked about how Booker
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was the guy who started the Zionist secret society at
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Yale or Harvard? Like how crazy? He's not even Jewish. Yeah,
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look at that, dude. Look at that one right there, bro. Oh, yeah,
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right there. Look at that. That looks like a Halloween costume.
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He looks like, yeah, he looks like a day Walker
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or something. He was like, it looks like.
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A redneck tried to make an Obama Halloween costume and
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failed miserably, like exaggerated everything. My dick is this big.
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That's what he looks like. He's doing. Uh, I've taken
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this much Zio dick this much today. Oh boy.
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Uh, yeah, it's, it's, uh, I'm not looking forward to it.
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I mean, and then the Lindsay Grant thing here, Of
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all the dumb decisions, maybe the dumbest was running Lindsey
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Graham's sister. I mean, the only less American thing they
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could have done was just pretend Lindsey Graham didn't die
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and run him like they do in North Korea, you know,
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where they lie.
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Run AI Ladybug, dude. I wonder if you made an
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AI of Ladybug, would he have his little butt warts
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in there?
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Now, we didn't play... I think it's not... It's a
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little too hot for YouTube, but that, if you care
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and want to hear about all the weird shit Lindsey
803
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Graham was into, there is a video out there where
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--> 00:41:25.079
they interviewed these escorts, rent boys, whatever.
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Why were you afraid to say escorts? What would you
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all call them? Ladyboys of the night?
807
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Do men call themselves escorts?
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Yeah, they're escorts. They do. Okay. I thought that was
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just a feminine... politically correct term for whore.
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Yeah these these male rent boys uh.
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Rent boys there we go get weird.
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Let's now here's the question sam do you view them
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as rat finks because you're always against ratting yes uh
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so is it what they did even after he died
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yes uh is that is that shitty yes okay even
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if he's.
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Evil Well, because that sets a precedence for other people.
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I agree.
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Back when the ACLU was good, before it got co-opted
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and just became a progressive watchdog, attack dog, right? They
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would defend the worst of the worst. You would see
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comics talking about, oh, they only defend pedophiles now. And
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it's like, you have to defend the worst of the
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worst now. And make sure the law is followed for
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the worst of the worst because eventually be used for
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the normal people. So my whole thing is like, if
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you let these escorts start snitching, they're going to start
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snitching on everybody. And the whole thing is like, here's
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some cash. Shut the fuck up.
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I assume that's the blackmail they have on him. Was
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that that compromise? And if they freed him.
832
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Of that, I should never worry about being blackmailed about
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being gay is Lindsey Graham. Like, but you know how
834
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that works.
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He doesn't realize it.
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Lindsey Graham is the only guy that didn't want anyone
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to know he was gay because everyone knew he was gay. Yeah, exactly.
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You had speed left in your b-hole, dude. Like, nobody cares.
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Yeah. While he was drifting off, I'm sure somebody was.
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Like, it's okay. Dude, we don't care. You like to
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--> 00:43:16.099
get plowed.
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Dude, I don't remember who it was, or I would
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pull the clip, but somebody was on Fox the other
844
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day talking about Lindsey Graham, and they were like, yeah,
845
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he's looking down on us from heaven, maybe.
846
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You think Lindsey Graham went to heaven?
847
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But the other guy, it was like Bret Baier or
848
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somebody was like, oh, he's in heaven. It was like
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the funniest thing.
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You think Lindsey Graham got to heaven? It's becoming like
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the NBA Hall of Fame. It's just like anyone can
852
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get in.
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I hope it's that way. The more the merrier. Not
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Lindsey Graham.
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Actually, you know what?
856
00:43:49.820 --> 00:43:52.219
No, I would never speak about anybody's eternal soul.
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Johnny, thank you. You almost lost your Christian values. I'll
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Rules and restrictions apply. Let's talk about Russell Brand. He's guilty. Guilty, bro.
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So now, breaking news.
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00:45:51.050 --> 00:45:54.250
Moments ago, the actor and comedian Russell Brand convicted of
894
00:45:54.409 --> 00:45:58.340
rape and sexual assault in the UK. The charges dating
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00:45:58.380 --> 00:46:02.420
back more than 20 years. Prosecutors calling him a manipulative
896
00:46:02.659 --> 00:46:07.409
sexual predator. He's denying these accusations, saying he never made
897
00:46:07.510 --> 00:46:10.889
anyone do anything against their will. Brand caught a lot
898
00:46:10.909 --> 00:46:14.329
of attention for speaking out against woke policies several years ago.
899
00:46:14.869 --> 00:46:17.610
Some say the judge and prosecution did not like him
900
00:46:17.670 --> 00:46:20.530
and had other motives. But nonetheless, this verdict handed down
901
00:46:20.969 --> 00:46:22.030
just a few moments ago.
902
00:46:24.190 --> 00:46:30.010
Johnny, this case is insane. Yes.
903
00:46:30.690 --> 00:46:32.449
Do you have the facts? Because I can pull them up.
904
00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:34.969
I mean, you want to read them, and then I'll
905
00:46:35.050 --> 00:46:37.889
give you my breakdown.
906
00:46:38.969 --> 00:46:42.760
There's so much. Okay, so this is Keith Woods. He
907
00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:46.619
breaks it down quite well. Bran met a fan at
908
00:46:46.739 --> 00:46:50.579
one of his gigs in 2009, invited her backstage. She
909
00:46:50.619 --> 00:46:54.380
had a consensual threesome with him. She even used her
910
00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:56.139
tongue on his butt.
911
00:46:56.909 --> 00:47:00.000
Johnny, he didn't even know her name.
912
00:47:00.659 --> 00:47:04.519
Within moments of meeting him. She ate his ass and
913
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00:47:07.880
he didn't even ask her name. That's what we're dealing
914
00:47:07.900 --> 00:47:11.269
with right now. Days later, Brand invited her to his
915
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house for sex. She agreed to that. The Times attacked
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00:47:16.090 --> 00:47:19.750
Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right-wing
917
00:47:19.769 --> 00:47:23.019
conspiracy theorist. The Times and Channel 4 collaborated for a
918
00:47:23.039 --> 00:47:26.719
big documentary to expose him in 23. the time said
919
00:47:26.739 --> 00:47:30.380
uh it had the allegation since 2019 this is interesting
920
00:47:30.739 --> 00:47:33.800
the time knew about those allegations since 2019 but waited
921
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until his political shift to release them for some reason
922
00:47:37.369 --> 00:47:39.889
now that flies in the face of those who've said
923
00:47:39.969 --> 00:47:44.170
that he was shifting to the right in defense or
924
00:47:44.230 --> 00:47:47.449
in preparation for these allegations but this is suggesting that
925
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the times only ever released them if he had stayed
926
00:47:49.710 --> 00:47:51.309
on the left they would never have released them and
927
00:47:51.349 --> 00:47:53.989
maybe he didn't want to have compromising material out there.
928
00:47:53.849 --> 00:47:56.469
He knows what he like you gotta think about when
929
00:47:56.489 --> 00:47:58.550
he makes his turn is right in the middle of
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00:47:58.570 --> 00:48:03.230
the me too he knows that he's like it's just
931
00:48:03.269 --> 00:48:05.489
gotten to the point where if you do kinky shit
932
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you can be in trouble.
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00:48:07.409 --> 00:48:09.719
Yeah and now we should say complainants for his criminal
934
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case all came forward after that doc dropped some contacted
935
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and some were encouraged by journalists to come forward the
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jury concludes that when a woman 17 years ago consented
937
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to to everything except the butt stuff. That was what
938
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got him the big R.
939
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:32.360
That came out that that's not true. That witness is
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a witness in the threesome said she was down with it.
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00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:39.760
Right, but what I'm saying is this is recapping what
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00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:41.550
he was convicted of. This is what they found him
943
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guilty of. The R charge is bundled with other assault charges,
944
00:48:46.250 --> 00:48:50.969
including him grabbing a woman's boobies, which they concluded was forced.
945
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:55.300
and the woman then gave him oral sex, which was
946
00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:59.079
not forced, the jury concluded. So she did want him
947
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to grab the boobie, but she did later want to
948
00:49:01.510 --> 00:49:04.429
give him a beach. That's a little confusing. He now
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faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
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Well, the R word, Johnny, gets you life. If he
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got convicted on any of those other things, it would
952
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be life. So then, Megan, whatever, name is the, the
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hot blonde Megan Kelly, Megan Kelly points out that when
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they contacted her, she said, I don't have much of
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a case. I was young and dumb. Okay.
956
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Here's that right here. Megan Kelly tweets, she admitted that
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within moments of meeting Russell, this is what we said before,
958
00:49:38.650 --> 00:49:42.489
she used her tongue on his b-hole as another woman
959
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was filleting him. Oh, wow. Must be exciting. She hadn't
960
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even been introduced. Later, she went to his place, excited
961
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for the boning, which they had, which did happen. The
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two then discussed butt stuff before that happened. She said,
963
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:01.500
first time doing that, her friend testified that the accuser
964
00:50:01.579 --> 00:50:05.010
admitted that she had agreed to it. She told RB
965
00:50:05.070 --> 00:50:09.769
to take it easy. RB testified that they watched TV
966
00:50:09.809 --> 00:50:14.349
together after. When a reporter first contacted this accuser about Russell,
967
00:50:14.730 --> 00:50:17.650
she said, I'm not sure my story has much in it.
968
00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:21.659
I was an idiot, young and stupid, probably as much
969
00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:26.420
to blame. Is that really the best evidence? Because if
970
00:50:26.500 --> 00:50:27.920
that's it, this is a witch hunt.
971
00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:32.469
Listen, I want to talk to the ladies in the crowd.
972
00:50:33.579 --> 00:50:36.800
for them in the audience who are very cool people
973
00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:40.530
and this isn't directed at you here we are again
974
00:50:42.309 --> 00:50:48.130
having the same conversation about the Cornell 7 okay I'm
975
00:50:48.190 --> 00:50:52.260
being dead serious when I say this if you don't
976
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:59.980
get this right and push back on this consent check
977
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:07.070
on me later bullshit We're just going to start humping robots. Dude,
978
00:51:07.110 --> 00:51:09.269
it's what Andrew Wilson was talking about last week. Andrew
979
00:51:09.289 --> 00:51:12.809
Wilson's totally right. We're just going to start banging robots, dude.
980
00:51:13.510 --> 00:51:18.210
I'm telling you, this is getting out of control. And
981
00:51:18.250 --> 00:51:22.750
the fact that they ride this thing all the
way
982
00:51:23.070 --> 00:51:31.980
to his conviction is absolutely insanity. We're going to bang robots.
983
00:51:32.460 --> 00:51:39.360
Do you understand this? We're going to start saucing up robots.
984
00:51:40.340 --> 00:51:44.559
If you don't get your team in line.
985
00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:46.659
Think about the maintenance.
986
00:51:47.050 --> 00:51:47.159
Ugh.
987
00:51:47.829 --> 00:51:48.269
The cleaning.
988
00:51:48.309 --> 00:51:48.650
No, dude.
989
00:51:48.670 --> 00:51:50.690
It's going to be one of those self-cleaning things. Just
990
00:51:50.710 --> 00:51:51.170
kind of like.
991
00:51:51.250 --> 00:51:51.469
Oh, okay.
992
00:51:51.489 --> 00:51:54.630
Nevermind. I'm in. Guys, it's like, hey, whose pussy is this?
993
00:51:54.869 --> 00:51:56.590
You don't want to take care of that pussy. It
994
00:51:56.670 --> 00:51:59.130
is a lot of work. That's why we pay for
995
00:51:59.190 --> 00:52:02.880
dinner and all your flowers and all that stuff for
996
00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:05.780
you to maintain that shit. You don't want that stuff.
997
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:07.920
What do you think of the timing of this coming
998
00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:12.630
right on the heels of the midterms? Is that suspicious
999
00:52:12.670 --> 00:52:13.949
to you at all or is it just coincidence?
1000
00:52:16.420 --> 00:52:18.300
Do you, I mean, do you think Britain did this
1001
00:52:18.340 --> 00:52:22.780
for American politics or is this just more, more war,
1002
00:52:23.340 --> 00:52:27.840
more another log on the cultural war fighters? I mean, like, dude,
1003
00:52:27.900 --> 00:52:31.980
this just activates crazy people. And if you have, if ladies,
1004
00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:36.900
if you have sons, if you have sons, yeah, this
1005
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:42.300
is awful. Everyone's always thinking about girl. Oh, we got
1006
00:52:42.500 --> 00:52:44.800
to protect girls. Yeah, we do. Guess who else we
1007
00:52:44.820 --> 00:52:49.829
got to protect? Boys from crazy girls. If this continues,
1008
00:52:50.170 --> 00:52:53.829
you are setting your sons up that everywhere they walk into,
1009
00:52:54.090 --> 00:52:56.269
they automatically have two strikes against them.
1010
00:52:57.630 --> 00:53:00.989
Are you frozen again, bro? I went to at the
1011
00:53:01.010 --> 00:53:05.510
Hollywood Bowl, the Aerosmith show, which is thought to be
1012
00:53:05.550 --> 00:53:08.429
maybe their last show. They had scheduled a farewell tour
1013
00:53:08.449 --> 00:53:12.889
a couple of years ago. And Steven Tyler, like, fractured his...
1014
00:53:13.469 --> 00:53:16.590
larynx or something from singing uh you know his vocal
1015
00:53:16.610 --> 00:53:19.030
cords were shredded and there was some talk that he
1016
00:53:19.070 --> 00:53:22.110
may never sing again and then slowly over the past
1017
00:53:22.150 --> 00:53:24.969
couple of years oh they actually then rescheduled those dates
1018
00:53:25.050 --> 00:53:29.230
and then canceled them again now i had uh i
1019
00:53:29.269 --> 00:53:31.849
had tickets to that farewell tour oh this is funny
1020
00:53:31.889 --> 00:53:34.170
sam's in here twice now the frozen sam and.
1021
00:53:34.110 --> 00:53:37.210
Then i don't know i don't know how to do this.
1022
00:53:37.090 --> 00:53:39.809
That's the weirdest thing i've ever seen um Do you
1023
00:53:39.829 --> 00:53:42.650
want to finish that? I was just vamping while talking
1024
00:53:42.670 --> 00:53:42.969
about Eric.
1025
00:53:43.469 --> 00:53:47.820
I mean, dude, it's like this is a depopulation agenda.
1026
00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:51.599
Do you know how hard it is to get men
1027
00:53:51.659 --> 00:53:55.380
to not want to hit on chicks? It is at
1028
00:53:56.840 --> 00:54:00.579
the deepest fiber of our existence is to hit on women.
1029
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:02.340
As primal as it gets.
1030
00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:06.409
And then the Shane Gillis stuff. Oh, dude, I'm not
1031
00:54:06.449 --> 00:54:08.650
dressed like a whore. You're dressed like a whore. I mean,
1032
00:54:08.730 --> 00:54:11.210
that's why you're dressed like that. So we look at
1033
00:54:11.250 --> 00:54:15.469
you and now we've demonized that. And it's like this,
1034
00:54:15.889 --> 00:54:20.780
this instinctual thing within women where it's like women don't
1035
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:23.019
like other women until it comes to men. And then
1036
00:54:23.059 --> 00:54:26.019
they team up and then they go after guys. So,
1037
00:54:26.500 --> 00:54:29.199
you know, I mean, it's just a crazy thing, dude.
1038
00:54:31.570 --> 00:54:31.730
Yep.
1039
00:54:32.019 --> 00:54:35.119
I mean, guys, I'm so happy I'm at my age, dude,
1040
00:54:35.179 --> 00:54:37.199
even though my hips hurt and my knees are fucked.
1041
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:38.989
I am so I am.
1042
00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:39.550
I am.
1043
00:54:39.949 --> 00:54:42.829
I couldn't deal with this shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1044
00:54:42.849 --> 00:54:44.909
Yeah.
1045
00:54:44.969 --> 00:54:47.829
I'm losing Jackie again. I lost her before. I'm a
1046
00:54:47.829 --> 00:54:52.230
loser again. I'm sorry, dude. It's like it's like this
1047
00:54:52.329 --> 00:54:54.070
gaslighting going on right now.
1048
00:54:55.409 --> 00:54:58.230
Are you on Wi-Fi, by the way? Are you plugged in?
1049
00:54:58.550 --> 00:55:02.360
Well, I tried to plug in and it didn't do anything. Okay.
1050
00:55:02.409 --> 00:55:03.369
All right. All right.
1051
00:55:03.389 --> 00:55:05.590
We'll just, we'll live with this for now. It's just the,
1052
00:55:05.730 --> 00:55:08.289
every time you really get the cooking, it like stops.
1053
00:55:08.309 --> 00:55:08.570
Yeah.
1054
00:55:08.690 --> 00:55:11.849
I mean, it's so obvious what they're doing. Yeah.
1055
00:55:12.050 --> 00:55:12.269
Yeah.
1056
00:55:12.329 --> 00:55:14.230
Yeah. Um, yeah.
1057
00:55:14.250 --> 00:55:16.929
So Russell brand now, the interesting thing to me will
1058
00:55:16.969 -->
00:55:20.760
be to see if he remains committed to his Christian
1059
00:55:20.820 --> 00:55:24.880
values and this right wing thing after his conviction. And,
1060
00:55:24.900 --> 00:55:27.639
you know, once he starts serving jail time, uh, because
1061
00:55:27.699 --> 00:55:31.000
that's when that will do, if it was a genuine conversion, uh,
1062
00:55:31.429 --> 00:55:34.119
It will do him the most good when he's in
1063
00:55:34.179 --> 00:55:38.139
that dark place and in prison and stuff. He will
1064
00:55:38.179 --> 00:55:40.920
have that to lean on if it was a genuine
1065
00:55:40.980 --> 00:55:43.719
conversion and not cynical. So it will be interesting to
1066
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:47.219
see if he sticks to it. Because if he is
1067
00:55:47.340 --> 00:55:51.429
what he used to be, he'll just be... He'll go
1068
00:55:51.929 --> 00:55:52.570
gay for the state.
1069
00:55:52.590 --> 00:55:56.230
Hell yeah, dude. The only problem is whose ass? His
1070
00:55:56.289 --> 00:55:57.250
or the other guy's?
1071
00:55:57.570 --> 00:55:58.489
That's an excellent question.
1072
00:55:58.530 --> 00:56:00.269
I mean, he's a pretty dude. I would go get
1073
00:56:00.289 --> 00:56:02.630
my hair cut right now. Yeah, bro. You got to
1074
00:56:02.670 --> 00:56:05.559
go bald fast, man. Yeah, shave that head right now.
1075
00:56:06.460 --> 00:56:07.880
Do not go in there with lady hair.
1076
00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:10.400
No, and he used to have weird teeth. I bet
1077
00:56:10.420 --> 00:56:11.920
he's wishing he didn't get those veneers now.
1078
00:56:12.699 --> 00:56:17.570
Oh, yeah, dude. I would rather have I would rather have, like,
1079
00:56:17.630 --> 00:56:20.969
I would get my stuff just fucking filed down.
1080
00:56:20.989 --> 00:56:21.469
Filed down?
1081
00:56:21.570 --> 00:56:24.030
Like, Philopteraptor teeth. Come in there just.
1082
00:56:26.389 --> 00:56:27.909
Oh, that's the worst.
1083
00:56:27.929 --> 00:56:32.869
Oof. A teething. Okay, some of the girls are getting
1084
00:56:32.889 --> 00:56:37.050
in fights now. Ladies, please. They're breaking this down. Let
1085
00:56:37.070 --> 00:56:39.730
them do it. Now we're having fights in the chats.
1086
00:56:40.210 --> 00:56:43.360
Let's not fight. Just know I'm right about everything.
1087
00:56:43.989 --> 00:56:46.239
I'll briefly hit the Aerosmith thing since I brought it up.
1088
00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:47.880
So they had scheduled a farewell tour a.
1089
00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:50.400
Couple of years ago. Oh, I got a story to tell, too. Okay.
1090
00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:53.940
My first concert, rock and roll concert, was Aerosmith. So
1091
00:56:53.960 --> 00:56:55.579
I always had a soft spot for them. I'm going
1092
00:56:55.599 --> 00:56:58.420
to make this quick. They had scheduled a farewell tour,
1093
00:56:58.460 --> 00:56:59.619
and I kind of wanted to go to that because
1094
00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:02.639
my first concert, I wanted to see their last. By
1095
00:57:02.659 --> 00:57:04.139
the way, you can say what you want about their
1096
00:57:04.460 --> 00:57:06.960
80s and 90s stuff. Their 70s stuff is just great
1097
00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:07.760
rock and roll, dude.
1098
00:57:08.139 --> 00:57:08.639
It's just good.
1099
00:57:09.539 --> 00:57:10.159
Say whatever you want.
1100
00:57:10.610 --> 00:57:10.780
And.
1101
00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:14.960
Steven Tyler like fractured his larynx or something from singing
1102
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:18.630
so aggressively. Uh, they were saying off other dudes could be,
1103
00:57:18.829 --> 00:57:23.000
I won't deny that. Uh, and then they rescheduled it,
1104
00:57:23.070 --> 00:57:24.889
canceled it again. And then they were like, you know what?
1105
00:57:24.949 --> 00:57:28.449
Aerosmith is done. We've retired from touring. Uh, then there
1106
00:57:28.469 --> 00:57:30.519
started to be rumors a couple of years later about
1107
00:57:30.579 --> 00:57:33.300
him appearing at little private events at people's houses, singing
1108
00:57:33.320 --> 00:57:35.760
a song here and there, and that he sounded pretty good.
1109
00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:38.230
And then out of nowhere a month ago, uh, They
1110
00:57:38.269 --> 00:57:41.380
announced two dates at the Hollywood Bowl called Aerosmith and
1111
00:57:41.469 --> 00:57:44.300
Friends that a lot of people think are like they're
1112
00:57:44.340 --> 00:57:46.199
felt kind of like that Aussie thing where they had
1113
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:48.179
that big fate for him and then he was gone
1114
00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:53.860
after that. And so you see the lineup. It's Run DMC.
1115
00:57:54.179 --> 00:57:57.650
It's Guns N' Roses. It's Black Crows. Pretty cool lineup.
1116
00:57:58.389 --> 00:58:01.449
I went Sunday. Now, the Thursday before the Sunday, the
1117
00:58:01.489 --> 00:58:04.730
Thursday show, Bill Burr emceed both of them. Burr said
1118
00:58:04.929 --> 00:58:07.369
that these were probably their last two shows or that
1119
00:58:07.409 --> 00:58:10.510
they were their last two shows. Then on the Sunday
1120
00:58:10.530 --> 00:58:13.730
when I was there, Steven Tyler gets on stage and
1121
00:58:13.789 --> 00:58:16.230
is clearly pissed that Burr said this and just starts
1122
00:58:16.289 --> 00:58:21.829
roasting Bill Burr. He calls Bill Burr the Charlie Brown
1123
00:58:21.849 --> 00:58:26.630
of Boston. He shits on him for the social reckoning.
1124
00:58:26.670 --> 00:58:29.809
Nobody's seeing the social reckoning. And it's pretty clear that
1125
00:58:29.849 --> 00:58:33.489
he's written these jokes into a teleprompter since Thursday because
1126
00:58:33.530 --> 00:58:37.489
he was pissed off and wanted to roast Burr. And
1127
00:58:37.849 --> 00:58:41.360
somebody finally caught a little bit of Burr's reaction to this.
1128
00:58:41.780 --> 00:58:43.579
And he calls him a puss. That's the other thing.
1129
00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:45.579
He's like, where's Bill Burr? He's not here, that
puss.
1130
00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:50.340
This is Bill Burr clearly not enjoying being shit on
1131
00:58:50.380 --> 00:58:51.500
by Steven Tyler.
1132
00:58:53.619 --> 00:59:01.119
So Bill Burr said, these are our final shows, man. Oh,
1133
00:59:01.219 --> 00:59:05.889
poor Bill. I actually feel bad for him. I can't
1134
00:59:05.969 --> 00:59:13.699
even watch it. only be cockroaches, Aerosmith, and I guess
1135
00:59:13.739 --> 00:59:19.510
Bill Burr. Where are you? Oh, poor Bill. Is that
1136
00:59:19.550 --> 00:59:20.909
his wife in front of him?
1137
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:25.380
Uh he goes on to make fun of uh to
1138
00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:27.840
make fun of bill burr like i say stephen tyler
1139
00:59:27.920 --> 00:59:29.820
flubbed the line though he goes i guess that's why
1140
00:59:29.860 --> 00:59:33.159
nobody watched the socal reckoning and it's the social reckoning
1141
00:59:33.179 --> 00:59:35.980
that movie was in he's like oh shit uh but
1142
00:59:36.030 --> 00:59:37.719
yeah he was pissed dude he was mad at burr
1143
00:59:37.739 --> 00:59:39.010
for saying that that was gonna be and it was
1144
00:59:39.050 --> 00:59:42.869
funny watching burr get shit on uh on the show
1145
00:59:42.909 --> 00:59:45.590
he was emceeing what are you doing what's up what's
1146
00:59:45.650 --> 00:59:49.489
up bro sam's off mic now talking to.
1147
00:59:49.469 --> 00:59:52.190
Somebody yeah i'm talking to the business.
1148
00:59:51.989 --> 00:59:55.710
Happening Talking to the boss. Anyway, that was a funny moment.
1149
00:59:55.989 --> 00:59:58.289
I want to tell you about Bluetooth, bro. Do you
1150
00:59:58.329 --> 01:00:00.150
know what Bluetooth is, Sam? Have you ever heard of it?
1151
01:00:00.329 --> 01:00:13.480
Bro! Bonus, bonus, bonus. Bonus, bonus, bonus. What? Bonus, bonus, bonus. Bonus, bonus, bonus. What? Bonus, bonus, bonus.
1152
01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:15.079
So many boners, dude.
1153
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:18.559
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1169
01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:11.239
It's fire, dude. I'm rock hard. I took one right
1170
01:01:11.260 --> 01:01:13.699
before this. I like to get hard when I talk
1171
01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:14.239
to you, Johnny.
1172
01:01:14.610 --> 01:01:16.280
Tap your mic against it. Let's just hear that.
1173
01:01:17.780 --> 01:01:23.139
Damn, dude. Damn, bro. That's crazy. Why is this? Nope,
1174
01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:24.320
that's not me. That's you.
1175
01:01:24.699 --> 01:01:28.139
No, yeah, it's somebody trying to buy some land from me, apparently.
1176
01:01:28.179 --> 01:01:29.460
They've been calling like every hour.
1177
01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:31.090
Johnny, you got land to sell?
1178
01:01:31.829 --> 01:01:33.719
My grandpa, yeah, it's just in the middle of a
1179
01:01:33.780 --> 01:01:35.300
field in the country.
1180
01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:37.780
Johnny, I'll give you $ 20 for it right now on
1181
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:41.000
the show. $ 20 for your grandpa's land. You just want
1182
01:01:41.019 --> 01:01:42.960
to go live in the middle of a cow pasture? Yeah,
1183
01:01:43.019 --> 01:01:44.679
I'll give you my Godzilla poster.
1184
01:01:45.219 --> 01:01:46.510
It's a flood zone, I'll tell you.
1185
01:01:46.860 --> 01:01:48.670
I'll take a flood zone right now. I just want
1186
01:01:48.690 --> 01:01:50.989
to be like, I got land. Did you go see
1187
01:01:51.010 --> 01:01:53.809
the new Godzilla yet? Godzilla minus zero.
1188
01:01:53.869 --> 01:01:54.389
Did you go see it?
1189
01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:58.280
I would love to, Johnny. The problem is I'm working 24-7.
1190
01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:04.619
People don't realize that. Someone just outbid me for $ 50, Johnny. $ 50? Oh, okay.
1191
01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:05.800
We got $ 50 here, $ 50 here.
1192
01:02:05.800 --> 01:02:13.869
$ 75, $ 75. We used to do illegal gambling before horse races.
1193
01:02:13.929 --> 01:02:18.010
It's called a Calcutta. You'd bid on horses, and if
1194
01:02:18.050 --> 01:02:19.670
that horse won, you would win a lot of money.
1195
01:02:20.079 --> 01:02:22.519
And as a kid, I loved that, man. Listening to
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01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:24.659
that guy go, now we got 50, we got 65 here,
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01:02:24.699 --> 01:02:27.920
now we got 55 here. I was sold. Johnny Woodard
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01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:28.300
over there.
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01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:30.489
It was the best, man. He had a really deep
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01:02:30.510 --> 01:02:33.130
Southern accent. My favorite thing is when they bounce it
1201
01:02:33.170 --> 01:02:36.840
off a guy that didn't even bid.
Yeah, yeah. $ 40, $ 55, $ 55, $ 55.
1202
01:02:36.610 --> 01:02:37.050
$ 50.
1203
01:02:36.829 --> 01:02:40.769
They're like, nobody bid, dude. Nobody bid.
1204
01:02:41.789 --> 01:02:42.730
Oh, it's full of scamming.
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01:02:42.750 --> 01:02:43.380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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01:02:43.489 --> 01:02:43.840
For sure.
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01:02:44.090 --> 01:02:49.900
Especially those big auctions. It's 100% like a grift. You
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01:02:50.139 --> 01:02:50.880
said you had a story.
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01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:51.300
What's up, bro?
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01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:54.699
Okay, Johnny. So as you know, if I talk about
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01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:57.739
dog walking, walking my dog here in this town, have
1212
01:02:57.800 --> 01:02:58.559
I talked about this?
1213
01:02:58.940 --> 01:03:01.159
A time or two, but I don't think recently, no.
1214
01:03:01.389 --> 01:03:04.929
It's like crazy, right? It's either everything's half pit bull, right?
1215
01:03:05.469 --> 01:03:06.550
It's either half pit bull.
1216
01:03:07.570 --> 01:03:09.469
The only time I remember you talking about it was
1217
01:03:09.510 --> 01:03:11.369
the guy you thought was going to steal your pug.
1218
01:03:12.230 --> 01:03:15.150
No, that was during the Hollywood safari days.
1219
01:03:15.630 --> 01:03:16.559
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
1220
01:03:16.570 --> 01:03:21.190
Some giant black guy was like, is that an English bulldog?
1221
01:03:21.630 --> 01:03:23.849
I go, no, dude, it's a pug. Chill.
1222
01:03:23.889 --> 01:03:25.849
Yeah, bro, you should be able to tell the difference
1223
01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:28.300
between an English bulldog and a pug if you're going
1224
01:03:28.320 --> 01:03:29.139
to steal dogs.
1225
01:03:29.500 --> 01:03:34.159
That's very racial profile. I don't know.
1226
01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:37.579
We lost him again. By the way, he's Sam Tripoli
1227
01:03:37.659 --> 01:03:40.739
on all social media. Please leave a five-star review. You
1228
01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:43.670
have no idea. Do that in lieu of gifts for
1229
01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:46.619
Sam's birthday last week. Please leave a five-star review on
1230
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:50.099
the show. Genuinely, Sam cares about nothing more. He's like Trump.
1231
01:03:50.139 --> 01:03:52.480
He cares about nothing more than the placement of this
1232
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:55.110
show and the comedy rankings. So if you could please
1233
01:03:55.179 --> 01:03:58.250
right now, if you're listening or viewing right now, leave
1234
01:03:58.289 --> 01:04:01.489
a five-star review in whatever podcasting app you're in. It
1235
01:04:01.530 --> 01:04:04.230
would make Sam very happy, and it would genuinely, truly
1236
01:04:04.289 --> 01:04:06.349
help the show, and it would also tune your algorithm
1237
01:04:06.630 --> 01:04:08.610
to give you more good shit from Sam Tripoli. So
1238
01:04:09.250 --> 01:04:12.820
please do that as we wait for Sam's return. It
1239
01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:15.510
would be a great favor
to all of us. Sam
1240
01:04:15.530 --> 01:04:17.070
with his blazers.
1241
01:04:17.750 --> 01:04:18.269
Okay.
1242
01:04:18.429 --> 01:04:21.510
We heard nothing, bro. Uh, we, you just came back.
1243
01:04:21.550 --> 01:04:21.710
So.
1244
01:04:22.070 --> 01:04:26.300
Okay. So it's either half pit bulls and Jackie's like, oh, they're, they're,
1245
01:04:26.659 --> 01:04:30.940
they're misunderstood. Okay. Okay. I'm not saying pit bulls are bad.
1246
01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:34.500
Bad pit bulls have bad owners. Okay. So make no
1247
01:04:34.539 --> 01:04:35.300
doubts about that.
1248
01:04:35.579 --> 01:04:35.739
Yeah.
1249
01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:37.159
Like that family, their kid.
1250
01:04:37.260 --> 01:04:39.619
And everything is half pit bull, dude. It's like, I
1251
01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:41.940
think I saw a half pit bull, half kangaroo the
1252
01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:45.639
other day, dude. Pit bulls will sauce anything, dude. They're
1253
01:04:45.659 --> 01:04:50.980
like the NBA players of dogs, right? They'll be like, like,
1254
01:04:51.340 --> 01:04:53.219
I think that's why they're so pissed. They just have
1255
01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:56.659
a child support payments that they're pissed off. They got paid, dude.
1256
01:04:57.119 --> 01:05:01.380
So anyways, it's either pit bulls or it's, um, tiny
1257
01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:06.269
chicks with giant dogs. It's like, yeah.
1258
01:05:06.829 --> 01:05:08.530
Or giant guys with tiny dogs.
1259
01:05:08.630 --> 01:05:12.570
It's like a hundred pounds soaking wet, walking a grizzly bear. Right.
1260
01:05:13.309 --> 01:05:17.619
And like, They're also giant guys with tiny dogs. Yeah,
1261
01:05:17.699 --> 01:05:21.159
it's either giant guys with tiny dogs or tiny chicks
1262
01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:24.989
with giant dogs. Like a hundred pound chick walking a
1263
01:05:25.030 --> 01:05:27.550
grizzly bear. Yeah, I see it all the time. And
1264
01:05:27.590 --> 01:05:30.329
if it goes nuts, all she's going to be like, stop, Mr. Winkle.
1265
01:05:30.429 --> 01:05:33.590
Stop it. Mr. Winkle, stop. Stop. That's all she's going
1266
01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:36.820
to do. She can't do anything. So anyways, I'm walking
1267
01:05:36.860 --> 01:05:41.619
my dog. I walk my dog over to CVS. Bad move.
1268
01:05:41.699 --> 01:05:43.960
It's late night. For some reason, I'm walking my dog.
1269
01:05:44.610 --> 01:05:48.849
Go there. It is crack land, dude. It is Johnny.
1270
01:05:48.989 --> 01:05:52.929
It's crack land. I've never seen so many. It was like,
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01:05:52.949 --> 01:05:55.360
it was crack a con. It was like the.
1272
01:05:55.300 --> 01:05:57.920
Crack con 26.
1273
01:05:57.460 --> 01:05:59.800
Crack con dude. It was like, everyone showed up for
1274
01:05:59.820 --> 01:06:03.420
the crack party and it was like trying to maneuver.
1275
01:06:03.800 --> 01:06:05.559
It was like, were you triggered by that at all?
1276
01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:06.360
Were you triggered by that?
1277
01:06:06.940 --> 01:06:09.659
Like I'm going to smoke crack with them. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
1278
01:06:09.679 --> 01:06:09.880
Yeah.
1279
01:06:09.900 --> 01:06:11.820
Were you like, Oh, let me get in this. No,
1280
01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:15.800
not at all, dude. I'm done. It was like Lord
1281
01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:18.679
of the Rings, but instead of dragons, it was crackheads.
1282
01:06:18.699 --> 01:06:22.519
You're trying to complete every level. So I get past
1283
01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:26.829
a bunch of them. They're all mean mugging me, dude. Okay.
1284
01:06:27.829 --> 01:06:34.230
So I'm getting towards the entrance of CVS. Suddenly, this
1285
01:06:34.429 --> 01:06:39.530
crackhead is power walking at me, staring at me. Oh, no. Johnny,
1286
01:06:40.210 --> 01:06:43.820
I think to myself inside my head, Oh, my God,
1287
01:06:43.860 --> 01:06:48.260
the crazies are out. And the crackhead says, say that
1288
01:06:48.300 --> 01:06:51.900
to my face. And I'm like, oh, my God, they
1289
01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:56.989
can read minds now. What? They smoke so much crack
1290
01:06:57.650 --> 01:07:02.590
that they have telepathic powers, dude. I'm like, oh, no,
1291
01:07:02.659 --> 01:07:08.250
he heard me, my thoughts. Dude. It's those schizos, man.
1292
01:07:08.289 --> 01:07:09.170
That's what people always say.
1293
01:07:09.210 --> 01:07:12.230
Those schizos are actually just channeling shit from other dimensions.
1294
01:07:12.550 --> 01:07:17.360
He heard my thoughts, Johnny. Well, can we get him
1295
01:07:17.440 --> 01:07:19.320
on the pod? Do you think he's still there? Can
1296
01:07:19.340 --> 01:07:20.800
we get him on the podcast? Do you think he's
1297
01:07:20.820 --> 01:07:21.829
still hanging out in that parking lot?
1298
01:07:21.840 --> 01:07:23.239
I don't think he wants to talk.
1299
01:07:24.219 --> 01:07:26.119
Well, you know what you should do? Just go in
1300
01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:28.159
there again and be like, think, do you want to
1301
01:07:28.179 --> 01:07:30.070
come on a podcast? And then if he goes like, yeah,
1302
01:07:30.110 --> 01:07:32.489
I'll come on your podcast, then we got a guest.
1303
01:07:32.510 --> 01:07:33.070
We got a booking.
1304
01:07:33.530 --> 01:07:37.699
So, Johnny... I run inside. He follows me in. I
1305
01:07:38.380 --> 01:07:40.960
start playing hide and go seek with a crackhead that
1306
01:07:40.980 --> 01:07:41.920
can read thoughts.
1307
01:07:43.219 --> 01:07:43.820
Oh, no.
1308
01:07:44.219 --> 01:07:46.219
And I'm like, oh, dude, if this guy can read
1309
01:07:46.260 --> 01:07:48.780
my mind, he can see through aisles, dude. He's got
1310
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:52.880
to know where I am. And then thank God the
1311
01:07:52.940 --> 01:07:56.440
CBS I work with is all former IDF soldiers. And
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01:07:56.480 --> 01:08:00.079
this will be the only time you'll ever hear that.
1313
01:08:00.539 --> 01:08:04.110
Thank God it's all IDF soldiers. They don't put up
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01:08:04.130 --> 01:08:08.130
with that shit. They'll shoot kids. They'll crack a crackhead, dude.
1315
01:08:08.969 --> 01:08:10.630
And then I got out and I just, I went
1316
01:08:10.650 --> 01:08:13.010
the long way back. So I didn't have to walk
1317
01:08:13.050 --> 01:08:15.730
through crack con to get home. And I like, I'll
1318
01:08:15.769 --> 01:08:16.840
never do that again, dude.
1319
01:08:16.850 --> 01:08:18.689
That's crazy. You know, you should have done, you know
1320
01:08:18.720 --> 01:08:21.539
how you make your, your, your, your passwords to any
1321
01:08:21.579 --> 01:08:23.479
of your stuff on your computer. You make them like
1322
01:08:23.539 --> 01:08:26.600
super gay sounding so that the, the Arabs don't.
1323
01:08:26.619 --> 01:08:30.119
Interracial homo erotica are all of my passwords.
1324
01:08:30.670 --> 01:08:32.489
You should have done that in your brain, bro. You
1325
01:08:32.510 --> 01:08:35.329
should have gone super gay with, like, dicks and stuff to, like.
1326
01:08:35.350 --> 01:08:37.069
Freak him out. Oh, yeah, dude. I bet you got
1327
01:08:37.090 --> 01:08:41.109
a tasty dog and just watch him run off. What
1328
01:08:41.449 --> 01:08:44.029
if he's like, yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. You'd
1329
01:08:44.050 --> 01:08:45.479
like it. You just hear that voice from on the
1330
01:08:45.489 --> 01:08:46.760
other side of the CBS. Oh, no, my plan didn't work.
1331
01:08:48.619 --> 01:08:52.039
Meet me in the bathroom, dog. Yeah, dude, meet me
1332
01:08:52.100 --> 01:08:54.579
behind this dumpster. That's where I do all my damage.
1333
01:08:56.699 --> 01:09:00.460
That's crazy, man. Yeah, dude, it was scary. And days
1334
01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:02.579
like you talk to yourself, he probably heard you. I go,
1335
01:09:03.020 --> 01:09:05.079
I literally didn't say a word purposely.
1336
01:09:05.100 --> 01:09:08.539
Yeah, like you wouldn't know if you said something out loud.
1337
01:09:08.539 --> 01:09:11.529
100%, Johnny. 100%. Absolutely.
1338
01:09:12.369 --> 01:09:13.989
Oh, man.
1339
01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:15.050
I really wish.
1340
01:09:15.210 --> 01:09:17.710
I'm not even joking. Like, I wish we could track
1341
01:09:17.729 --> 01:09:20.710
this guy down because you just proved like telekinesis. we'll
1342
01:09:20.729 --> 01:09:22.789
be on the shadow of a doubt. We need, uh,
1343
01:09:22.909 --> 01:09:26.300
or telepathy rather. Uh, we, we need that bro.
1344
01:09:27.340 --> 01:09:30.899
Cheap music gear is upset with our disgusting talk. Like,
1345
01:09:31.079 --> 01:09:34.000
why are you here, dude? We're so thankful that anyone
1346
01:09:34.020 --> 01:09:36.800
would listen to this dumb show. The fact that anyone
1347
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:39.560
listens is amazing, but this is a show.
1348
01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:44.170
Which talk did he find offensive? Cheap music gear. Which
1349
01:09:44.210 --> 01:09:46.869
talk was it that you found most offensive? I'm just curious.
1350
01:09:47.829
--> 01:09:52.739
Uh, Yeah. Was it me having a homoerotic activities with crackheads?
1351
01:09:52.840 --> 01:09:53.880
Is that what upset you?
1352
01:09:53.899 --> 01:09:58.739
I'm really curious what he found most offensive. If you
1353
01:09:58.760 --> 01:10:00.729
could just hang with us long enough to give us that.
1354
01:10:01.010 --> 01:10:03.930
We're doing exit polling here as you leave. So if
1355
01:10:03.970 --> 01:10:04.470
we could just.
1356
01:10:04.970 --> 01:10:09.050
Yeah. What about our show upsets you the most? Please
1357
01:10:09.149 --> 01:10:12.010
get in the comments. Let us know. Best comments get read.
1358
01:10:12.409 --> 01:10:13.970
What about our show upsets you the most?
1359
01:10:14.810 --> 01:10:20.090
Yes, please, please, please, please. Gavin Newsom has commuted death sentences.
1360
01:10:20.810 --> 01:10:23.409
Everybody on death row now will be commuted to life
1361
01:10:24.710 --> 01:10:27.199
without the possibility of parole. What do you think of this, Sam?
1362
01:10:29.380 --> 01:10:32.460
I have an interesting take on it, and it's probably
1363
01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:35.500
not going to make people happy. I am in an
1364
01:10:35.760 --> 01:10:43.069
idealistic world pro-death penalty. In our reality, I'm anti-death penalty.
1365
01:10:44.430 --> 01:10:48.449
And I would rather a thousand guilty men get life
1366
01:10:48.909 --> 01:10:54.180
than one innocent guy get death. And these jurors are
1367
01:10:54.619 --> 01:10:55.819
absolutely idiots.
1368
01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:58.159
I don't think you said that quite right, but yeah,
1369
01:10:58.180 --> 01:11:00.579
I get what you're saying. You'd rather a thousand guilty
1370
01:11:00.619 --> 01:11:02.500
men go free than one innocent.
1371
01:11:02.470 --> 01:11:04.390
Man go to jail. No, I'd rather a thousand guilty
1372
01:11:04.430 --> 01:11:06.930
men get life in prison.
1373
01:11:06.949 --> 01:11:09.590
Well, yeah, obviously, but that's the perfect. But what they're
1374
01:11:09.609 --> 01:11:11.829
saying is you'd rather a thousand guilty men go free
1375
01:11:11.869 --> 01:11:13.229
than one innocent man go to jail.
1376
01:11:13.949 --> 01:11:17.380
No, I mean, what I'm really saying, I mean, I'm
1377
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:21.340
really saying that I agree with what he did. Yeah, yeah.
1378
01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:24.500
Giving them life without parole is much better than putting
1379
01:11:24.699 --> 01:11:25.920
one innocent guy to death.
1380
01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:30.140
The chance that one man, and statistically, there is someone
1381
01:11:30.159 --> 01:11:32.279
innocent in that group, statistically.
1382
01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:33.020
Yes.
1383
01:11:34.699 --> 01:11:37.369
Yeah, I'm with you, even though he's a scumbag and
1384
01:11:38.170 --> 01:11:39.149
the worst person.
1385
01:11:39.789 --> 01:11:42.090
Governor. I don't think he's doing it for the reasons
1386
01:11:42.229 --> 01:11:44.130
we think it is. I think he's
doing it for
1387
01:11:44.149 --> 01:11:50.850
subversion and upset people. Of course. But ultimately, like, you know,
1388
01:11:50.890 --> 01:11:54.310
the story that came out was, I think it was
1389
01:11:54.409 --> 01:11:57.229
on either the first 48 or one of those crime
1390
01:11:57.270 --> 01:12:01.869
shows are the mom and the, uh, her boyfriend that
1391
01:12:01.949 --> 01:12:05.250
tortured that kid, like just one kid, they tortured one
1392
01:12:05.310 --> 01:12:07.930
kid and he died. Yeah. Yeah.
1393
01:12:09.220 --> 01:12:12.460
I make an exception for them. If they can really
1394
01:12:12.500 --> 01:12:15.000
prove that, I make an exception for that.
1395
01:12:15.800 --> 01:12:19.539
She played guilty so she didn't get the death penalty
1396
01:12:20.100 --> 01:12:23.439
and he went to trial and got the death penalty.
1397
01:12:25.640 --> 01:12:27.579
I'm okay with that, him getting it.
1398
01:12:27.979 --> 01:12:31.289
Again, we're playing this game where you want to throw
1399
01:12:31.350 --> 01:12:34.689
out the worst of the worst, which I get idealistically.
1400
01:12:35.289 --> 01:12:38.470
I get that. But there's going to be that guy
1401
01:12:38.510 --> 01:12:41.489
that just has a public defender, isn't smart enough to
1402
01:12:41.529 --> 01:12:45.479
defend himself, didn't have an actual chance, and he's going
1403
01:12:45.500 --> 01:12:47.659
to get the death penalty. Got framed. It happens. People
1404
01:12:47.680 --> 01:12:51.020
get framed, dude. That's a real thing. All the evidence
1405
01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:53.460
points to them. So there's this website. It's super creepy, Johnny.
1406
01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:56.250
You can go read all.
1407
01:12:56.279 --> 01:12:59.039
Is it called samtripley.com where your dates are, Sam?
1408
01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:05.779
Yes. Ymword.com. Okay. You can actually, um, it's a website
1409
01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:08.100
that you can read every guy that got put to
1410
01:13:08.140 --> 01:13:10.579
death or any person that got put to death, their
1411
01:13:10.619 --> 01:13:14.699
last statement. And some of them are crazy. And a
1412
01:13:14.729 --> 01:13:16.729
couple of them are like, you guys know, I didn't
1413
01:13:16.770 --> 01:13:19.329
do this. I did not do this. You're killing an
1414
01:13:19.409 --> 01:13:22.229
innocent man. Okay.
1415
01:13:22.250 --> 01:13:23.289
Let me see if I can find that.
1416
01:13:24.210 --> 01:13:26.810
Creepy as shit. Uh, okay.
1417
01:13:26.850 --> 01:13:31.890
There's something called last statement. Um, These are a couple
1418
01:13:31.939 --> 01:13:35.550
of them. It says, wait, hold on. Let me see
1419
01:13:35.569 --> 01:13:40.670
if I can find it. 82 sentences from last statement. Wow,
1420
01:13:40.750 --> 01:13:41.270
this is.
1421
01:13:43.770 --> 01:13:45.989
Dark, huh? What are they ranked in order?
1422
01:13:46.069 --> 01:13:46.770
What's the ranking?
1423
01:13:48.229 --> 01:13:50.609
Are they power ranking death statements, Johnny?
1424
01:13:51.090 --> 01:13:54.869
One guy says, this is James Clark, says, I don't know.
1425
01:13:55.470 --> 01:13:56.529
I don't know what to say.
1426
01:13:56.550 --> 01:13:57.310
I don't know.
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01:13:57.329 --> 01:13:59.670
I didn't know anybody was there.
1428
01:14:00.050 --> 01:14:00.409
Howdy.
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01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:02.119
That's a weird one.
1430
01:14:03.159 --> 01:14:05.199
That's like I did it, but I didn't mean to
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01:14:05.239 --> 01:14:05.529
do it.
1432
01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:08.859
Dominic Green has a lot longer. He says, yeah, man,
1433
01:14:08.890 --> 01:14:10.750
there's a lot of people there. There was a lot
1434
01:14:10.789 --> 01:14:12.310
of people that got me to this point, and I
1435
01:14:12.390 --> 01:14:14.649
can't thank them all. Wait, this is like he's receiving
1436
01:14:14.689 --> 01:14:17.550
an award or something. But thank you for your love
1437
01:14:17.590 --> 01:14:19.670
and support. They've all allowed me to do more than
1438
01:14:19.710 --> 01:14:21.250
I could have on my own. This is like he
1439
01:14:21.289 --> 01:14:25.409
just won the Academy Award for best murder or something. Sheila,
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01:14:25.449 --> 01:14:27.350
I wish I could have met you seven years ago.
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01:14:27.390 --> 01:14:30.460
It would have been a lot easier. Boy, this is okay.
1442
01:14:30.479 --> 01:14:31.140
That one's crazy.
1443
01:14:32.020 --> 01:14:36.010
Wow some of them are like you you know get
1444
01:14:36.020 --> 01:14:39.229
it over with some of them are like some of
1445
01:14:39.270 --> 01:14:44.069
them are like um this is dark johnny put this
1446
01:14:44.229 --> 01:14:47.430
up look at this crazy ass fucking movie that came
1447
01:14:47.510 --> 01:14:51.369
out hold on okay hold on and then we'll get
1448
01:14:51.409 --> 01:14:55.220
back to this look at this dude jonah hill better
1449
01:14:55.279 --> 01:14:57.319
watch what's jonah hill been up to.
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01:14:58.810 --> 01:15:01.890
Looks like we only have one left to go to jail.
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01:15:02.069 --> 01:15:02.770
Oh, oh, yeah.
1452
01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:05.520
Okay, so that's still from Get Him to the Greek,
1453
01:15:05.619 --> 01:15:08.479
and it's got Diddy in the back, Russell Brand on
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01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:11.859
the right, and then Jonah Hill, who can beat anybody's ass, apparently,
1455
01:15:12.100 --> 01:15:12.989
on the left.
1456
01:15:13.289 --> 01:15:14.310
Skinny Jonah Hill?
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01:15:14.930 --> 01:15:17.550
Yeah, Skinny Jonah Hill is coming for your next, bro.
1458
01:15:19.510 --> 01:15:23.260
Let's see. Napoleon Beasley. These are his last. He says,
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01:15:24.199 --> 01:15:26.859
the act I committed to put me here was not
1460
01:15:26.939 --> 01:15:30.939
just heinous. It was senseless. So he's taking responsibility. That's
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01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:31.300
a good one.
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01:15:31.479 --> 01:15:35.930
Good for him. Take that responsibility, sir. Lamont Reese. Yeah, mama.
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01:15:35.949 --> 01:15:37.789
I just want you to know I love you. I
1464
01:15:38.050 --> 01:15:39.989
want all of you to know I love you all.
1465
01:15:40.069 --> 01:15:42.539
I'm at peace. Yeah, do you have a link to the,
1466
01:15:42.600 --> 01:15:44.220
it'll take me for, there's like so many of these.
1467
01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:45.800
If you have one that where the guy's like, I.
1468
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:47.930
Didn't do it. No, I mean, I read through it
1469
01:15:48.050 --> 01:15:50.050
one day. I don't know, I don't remember his name,
1470
01:15:50.069 --> 01:15:51.829
but he's like, you know, I didn't do this. You're
1471
01:15:51.850 --> 01:15:55.149
putting a death, paraphrasing here, you're putting death in an
1472
01:15:55.189 --> 01:15:55.750
innocent man.
1473
01:15:56.289 --> 01:16:01.869
Yeah, one guy did the, what, like the Lord's Prayer.
1474
01:16:02.470 --> 01:16:04.529
This guy says, yeah, warden, I just want to let
1475
01:16:04.590 --> 01:16:07.920
everybody know that this here is a tragedy. what happened
1476
01:16:07.939 --> 01:16:10.039
to the, then he names the people and what is
1477
01:16:10.079 --> 01:16:13.239
happening to me. Also, it's a tragedy. That is all warden.
1478
01:16:13.619 --> 01:16:13.779
Yeah.
1479
01:16:13.819 --> 01:16:15.420
You would, you would think some of these guys like
1480
01:16:15.460 --> 01:16:17.020
talk for a long time. You would think that that
1481
01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:18.239
would be the move, right? You just talk.
1482
01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:21.060
I would just keep going. They're like, they give you
1483
01:16:21.090 --> 01:16:23.270
the light. They give you the light, wrap it up.
1484
01:16:23.750 --> 01:16:25.670
The light, bro. I would be, I would be, I
1485
01:16:25.689 --> 01:16:29.090
would be Eddie Griffin. I would do a four hour
1486
01:16:29.569 --> 01:16:32.180
last statement. The light is the light. You know what
1487
01:16:32.199 --> 01:16:32.460
I'm saying?
1488
01:16:32.500 --> 01:16:34.760
The light that you're not supposed to walk into or
1489
01:16:34.800 --> 01:16:37.949
you are, that's the real light when you're doing the
1490
01:16:38.470 --> 01:16:43.510
ultimate improv. They are fixing to pump my veins with
1491
01:16:43.569 --> 01:16:48.979
a lethal drug. The American Veterinary Association won't even allow
1492
01:16:49.020 --> 01:16:51.760
to be used on dogs. I say I am worse
1493
01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:55.500
off than a dog. They want to kill me for this.
1494
01:16:55.720 --> 01:16:57.470
I am not the man that did this.
1495
01:16:57.779 --> 01:16:58.279
Fight on.
1496
01:16:58.319 --> 01:16:58.739
There it is.
1497
01:16:59.310 --> 01:16:59.829
Fight on.
1498
01:16:59.850 --> 01:17:02.170
I will see y'all again. That's all I can say. Yeah,
1499
01:17:02.210 --> 01:17:03.350
this guy says he didn't do it.
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01:17:04.689 --> 01:17:04.970
Yeah.
1501
01:17:05.569 --> 01:17:07.920
He says, Carlos is my friend. I didn't do it.
1502
01:17:08.470
--> 01:17:12.050
This is happening right now, and it's an injustice. This
1503
01:17:12.090 --> 01:17:15.529
doesn't solve anything. It will not bring back Carlos. Y'all
1504
01:17:15.590 --> 01:17:18.720
fought real hard to prove my innocence. This is only
1505
01:17:18.770 --> 01:17:19.350
the beginning.
1506
01:17:19.380 --> 01:17:21.720
No, it's literally the end, dude.
1507
01:17:22.300 --> 01:17:25.060
Yeah, it's quite literally the end.
1508
01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:28.479
It's literally the end. Very rarely will they carry on
1509
01:17:28.539 --> 01:17:31.720
looking for injustice for somebody that's passed away.
1510
01:17:32.180 --> 01:17:34.460
Join us next week as we read the last words
1511
01:17:34.500 --> 01:17:38.319
of serial killers on Broken Simulation, our running segment. Last
1512
01:17:38.380 --> 01:17:39.399
words of murderers.
1513
01:17:40.899 --> 01:17:43.739
Johnny, do another read. I gotta go to the bathroom. Okay.
1514
01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:48.539
That's funny. I gotta pee an insane amount also. Let
1515
01:17:48.579 --> 01:17:51.189
me see. We can talk to you about mod... Look
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Just waiting on Sam to get back. What else do
1539
01:19:06.649 --> 01:19:09.729
I have? We did the news, some death sentences. Okay,
1540
01:19:09.770 --> 01:19:12.850
I'll talk about something kind of weird. There's a story
1541
01:19:12.890 --> 01:19:18.970
this week about, I can't describe it any other way,
1542
01:19:19.170 --> 01:19:23.640
as a collective hallucination that AI is having, different AIs.
1543
01:19:24.420 --> 01:19:27.819
I'm going to read this. This is from Vice. No
1544
01:19:27.859 --> 01:19:31.939
matter the company, AI chatbots were raving about the same
1545
01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:35.560
guy named Elias Thorne. He must be pretty fascinating, right?
1546
01:19:35.800 --> 01:19:38.000
Or at least he is on paper. Depending on the AI,
1547
01:19:38.060 --> 01:19:42.659
he's a lighthouse keeper, a clockmaker, a librarian, an explorer,
1548
01:19:43.060 --> 01:19:45.659
or the star of countless stories. He's appeared in books,
1549
01:19:45.979 --> 01:19:49.970
music listings, YouTube videos, and even health guides. You'd think
1550
01:19:49.989 --> 01:19:52.529
he was one of the most influential people on the planet.
1551
01:19:52.930 --> 01:19:53.550
But here's the thing.
1552
01:19:53.949 --> 01:19:55.069
He doesn't exist.
1553
01:19:55.569 --> 01:19:58.550
According to reporting by the fine folks at 404 Media,
1554
01:19:58.590 --> 01:20:01.659
researchers at Cornell said, may have figured out why large
1555
01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:05.260
language models have invented and keep telling tales of the
1556
01:20:05.300 --> 01:20:11.739
same fictional man, Elias Thorne. In a study examining roughly 20,000
1557
01:20:11.739 --> 01:20:18.989
AI-generated stories from all the big, large language models, including OpenAI, Anthropic,
1558
01:20:19.149 --> 01:20:22.210
and Google, the research team found that the same handful
1559
01:20:22.229 --> 01:20:26.369
of names and occupations kept cropping up, specifically names and
1560
01:20:26.430 --> 01:20:34.890
words like Elias, Mara, Alara, Lighthousekeeper, Clockmaker, and Librarian. They
1561
01:20:34.949 --> 01:20:40.729
showed up in 88% of stories. Elias, the Lighthousekeeper, appeared
1562
01:20:40.899 --> 01:20:46.380
in nearly two-thirds of those 20,000 AI-generated stories. Now, the
1563
01:20:46.439 --> 01:20:49.600
obvious explanation of this is that AI models learn the
1564
01:20:49.640 --> 01:20:52.279
same name from some book or from somewhere else that
1565
01:20:52.319 --> 01:20:55.300
was tangled in this web of internet culture, but researchers
1566
01:20:55.340 --> 01:20:57.729
could not find evidence of that, so the theory shifted.
1567
01:20:58.659 --> 01:21:01.529
This time to a side effect of AI safety and
1568
01:21:01.590 --> 01:21:05.069
alignment training. AI companies don't want to run afoul of
1569
01:21:05.529 --> 01:21:11.609
gigantic corporations that are notoriously litigious, like your Nintendos and Disneys,
1570
01:21:11.909 --> 01:21:16.170
for example. So they run it through training that steers
1571
01:21:16.210 --> 01:21:19.250
it away from copyrighted material. The same goes for any
1572
01:21:19.350 --> 01:21:22.850
risky adult material. All that training creates a shallow.
1573
01:21:22.729 --> 01:21:24.649
Report of resources. Oh, they don't want copyrighted adult material?
1574
01:21:24.829 --> 01:21:27.229
They're like, oh, this scene's already been done. No, they
1575
01:21:27.250 --> 01:21:28.270
don't want it. Dogtart already did this.
1576
01:21:28.869 --> 01:21:32.510
Exactly. What they found, Sam, is that this mysterious person
1577
01:21:32.569 --> 01:21:36.750
called Elias Thorne, who doesn't exist, keeps appearing in different
1578
01:21:36.890 --> 01:21:42.449
AI-generated stories and two-thirds of AI-generated stories He's a lighthouse keeper.
1579
01:21:42.529 --> 01:21:47.739
He's a watchmaker. He's an influential YouTuber. Always the same guy, though,
1580
01:21:47.819 --> 01:21:53.460
Elias Thorne, in all of these collective hallucinations. In different AI,
1581
01:21:53.500 --> 01:21:55.689
they don't have any relationship to each other, and they're
1582
01:21:55.699 --> 01:21:57.630
trying to figure out why. They think maybe it's because
1583
01:21:57.649 --> 01:21:59.869
of the restrictions that they put on AI that it
1584
01:21:59.909 --> 01:22:03.609
kind of pushes them to certain names. But to me,
1585
01:22:03.649 --> 01:22:06.949
that doesn't hold water. Uh, uh, isn't that creepy that
1586
01:22:07.050 --> 01:22:09.270
they're all coming up with this? That makes me wonder
1587
01:22:09.289 --> 01:22:11.409
if maybe that's the name of one of these creatures
1588
01:22:11.430 --> 01:22:14.729
that has been summoned. One of these demons, Elias Thorne.
1589
01:22:15.590 --> 01:22:16.130
I don't know, man.
1590
01:22:16.270 --> 01:22:17.029
That weirded me out.
1591
01:22:17.090 --> 01:22:17.470
That story.
1592
01:22:19.210 --> 01:22:21.470
Could you do your dates? I also have to piss
1593
01:22:21.489 --> 01:22:22.449
like a racehorse.
1594
01:22:22.810 --> 01:22:26.819
Welcome to the number one bathroom and death row final
1595
01:22:26.960 --> 01:22:33.100
statements podcast in the world, guys. This weekend, I cannot wait.
1596
01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:39.729
I am in Dallas for Truth or Con the following week.
1597
01:22:39.770 --> 01:22:42.970
I'm at Skank Fest. Then I'm in Austin. Then I'm
1598
01:22:43.029 --> 01:22:45.890
in Wichita, and I need to put up the last date,
1599
01:22:46.369 --> 01:22:50.470
which is the Dojo of Comedy for New Year's. Please
1600
01:22:50.510 --> 01:22:54.689
come and hang out and see me. Guys, you have
1601
01:22:54.729 --> 01:22:59.109
to check out my premium content. I am putting out greatness.
1602
01:22:59.649 --> 01:23:01.529
We did one last night because Johnny's not here. I
1603
01:23:01.569 --> 01:23:06.130
can't show you. Where is the fucking episode? I sent
1604
01:23:06.170 --> 01:23:09.510
it to them. I am pissed. How was your mom's house?
1605
01:23:10.170 --> 01:23:12.869
Let me just say something really quick about your mom's house.
1606
01:23:13.989 --> 01:23:18.829
The episode I did with Christina Pijinsky... The comment section
1607
01:23:19.689 --> 01:23:23.130
is the nicest comment section I've ever seen in my life.
1608
01:23:23.949 --> 01:23:29.409
It is unbelievable how nice that comment section is. Every
1609
01:23:29.470 --> 01:23:36.340
other show is just absolutely, absolutely brutal, dude. Absolutely brutal. Well,
1610
01:23:36.380 --> 01:23:39.300
Mystery Boys is a great show, dude. I mean, those
1611
01:23:39.340 --> 01:23:47.810
two guys are top shelf comedians. They're really great. Christina's great. Um, Johnny,
1612
01:23:47.850 --> 01:23:49.630
I was just talking about, if you go to the
1613
01:23:49.829 --> 01:23:53.850
comment section of my appearance on your mom's house, it's literally,
1614
01:23:54.689 --> 01:23:56.640
you know what it reminds me of Johnny? It's the
1615
01:23:56.689 --> 01:24:02.079
nicest comment section outside of Tim fall hat comment section,
1616
01:24:02.520 --> 01:24:07.100
Tim fall hat, broken Sim, like the swarm, the broken,
1617
01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:11.739
they're the nicest people ever. You know, I have to go,
1618
01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:13.619
I have to step out of the studio for a second. Like,
1619
01:24:15.539 --> 01:24:18.819
People watch my content are really, really nice. Where'd you go, Johnny?
1620
01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:24.930
Why Johnny leave? You know, it's, it's, it's dude. I
1621
01:24:24.970 --> 01:24:28.170
don't even know. Some guy called it crop. It's crop.
1622
01:24:28.989 --> 01:24:29.590
What's crop.
1623
01:24:30.109 --> 01:24:32.119
I don't know. Some guy just talking crap in the,
1624
01:24:32.270 --> 01:24:35.489
in the, uh, comment section, but it was, it's the
1625
01:24:35.550 --> 01:24:39.699
nicest comment section I've ever seen in my life. It's
1626
01:24:39.779 --> 01:24:42.899
the nicest comments. I've, I was like, whoa, everyone's really nice.
1627
01:24:43.539 --> 01:24:45.859
Well, how does that work now with them separated? Did that,
1628
01:24:45.899 --> 01:24:48.000
what did, what did they, did they change the name
1629
01:24:48.060 --> 01:24:49.220
of one of the shows or how does.
1630
01:24:49.180 --> 01:24:54.130
Now your mom's house is Christina Pajinsky's and then Tom
1631
01:24:54.170 --> 01:24:55.949
started your dad's house.
1632
01:24:56.930 --> 01:24:57.670
Are you really?
1633
01:24:57.750 --> 01:24:57.869
Wow.
1634
01:24:57.909 --> 01:24:58.569
I didn't know that.
1635
01:24:58.989 --> 01:25:01.350
It's funny. Well, I mean, they'd be stupid to stop it.
1636
01:25:01.409 --> 01:25:04.829
It's a money-making machine. Oh no, of course. Yeah. Your
1637
01:25:04.850 --> 01:25:10.569
mom's house network is almost as popular as just my podcast.
1638
01:25:11.250 --> 01:25:14.590
I'm literally my own network of, of, My mental illness
1639
01:25:14.609 --> 01:25:21.850
has created a whole network of just absolute retardedness. Remember
1640
01:25:21.869 --> 01:25:26.600
when someone said Nick Wright? Nick Wright has grown on me.
1641
01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:30.699
I found him annoying at first. He's so stupid. Come on. Yeah,
1642
01:25:30.739 --> 01:25:32.619
but I like his show, First Take.
1643
01:25:34.479 --> 01:25:37.859
Him trying to hype up LeBron all the time is
1644
01:25:37.920 --> 01:25:38.579
so annoying.
1645
01:25:39.100 --> 01:25:41.619
Yeah, but it's the only sports show on TV that
1646
01:25:41.659 --> 01:25:49.689
doesn't shove women down our throats. It's like three guys talking. Yeah. Okay,
1647
01:25:49.989 --> 01:25:54.289
I'll take it. But, you know, he said that the
1648
01:25:54.369 --> 01:25:56.489
all-star game should be whites versus blacks.
1649
01:25:57.880 --> 01:25:59.100
That's the best idea.
1650
01:25:58.899 --> 01:26:01.300
I've ever heard. I'm like, let's go, dude.
1651
01:26:01.659 --> 01:26:04.640
Okay, let's genuinely think about that because there was a
1652
01:26:04.699 --> 01:26:07.199
time not so long ago that that would have been
1653
01:26:07.239 --> 01:26:11.890
an absolute bloodbath. What does that look like now? So
1654
01:26:11.949 --> 01:26:14.489
is Doncic... You got Jokic.
1655
01:26:15.189 --> 01:26:19.140
Jokic, Doncic, Cooper flag. And now we're struggling. Austin Reeves.
1656
01:26:20.500 --> 01:26:23.520
Austin Reeves. Yeah. I mean, throw him in there. Conk
1657
01:26:23.560 --> 01:26:24.680
and nipple. Yep.
1658
01:26:25.020 --> 01:26:25.739
He'd be on there.
1659
01:26:26.260 --> 01:26:26.640
Yep.
1660
01:26:27.739 --> 01:26:30.939
That center. We already have a center, but a backup center,
1661
01:26:30.960 --> 01:26:31.619
the Portland kid.
1662
01:26:31.640 --> 01:26:32.300
Chet Holmgren.
1663
01:26:32.380 --> 01:26:36.140
Chet Holmgren. Chet Holmgren. Yep. Maybe Josh Giddey.
1664
01:26:36.220 --> 01:26:36.800
Is he in there?
1665
01:26:37.579 --> 01:26:37.800
Yeah.
1666
01:26:37.819 --> 01:26:41.899
He's wide enough. What about that guy? Where does a
1667
01:26:41.970 --> 01:26:43.010
guy like Hawkeyes go?
1668
01:26:44.430 --> 01:26:45.810
Like, you know what I mean?
1669
01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:47.859
Who's Hispanic? Where do those guys go? Do they go
1670
01:26:47.880 --> 01:26:49.739
with the blacks or do they go with the whites?
1671
01:26:50.319 --> 01:26:52.640
We got to get as many guys as we can. Yeah.
1672
01:26:52.760 --> 01:26:52.920
Yeah.
1673
01:26:52.979 --> 01:26:53.260
All right.
1674
01:26:53.279 --> 01:26:58.210
So you get Hawkeyes. What about half and half? Do
1675
01:26:58.229 --> 01:27:00.609
we apply the one drop rule like the old time
1676
01:27:00.789 --> 01:27:02.050
segregationists did?
1677
01:27:02.069 --> 01:27:03.949
The halfs would want
to be on the blacks because
1678
01:27:03.970 --> 01:27:07.109
that's what they claim. Whatever dirties the water you claim
1679
01:27:07.170 --> 01:27:07.989
as your identity.
1680
01:27:08.699 --> 01:27:11.000
I think it should be the, the, it.
1681
01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:12.920
Depends on how white they are like that.
1682
01:27:12.939 --> 01:27:15.340
Do you know how, when you're painting an office and
1683
01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:19.039
you get swatches, uh, you, they should compare the skin
1684
01:27:19.060 --> 01:27:22.189
color to the swatches. And if you're darker or lighter
1685
01:27:22.239 --> 01:27:24.350
than a certain line, you end up with one team
1686
01:27:24.390 --> 01:27:24.789
or the other.
1687
01:27:24.829 --> 01:27:29.529
Yes. Like that, that like half the Atlanta Hawks are like, yes, yes, yes.
1688
01:27:29.550 --> 01:27:33.409
Really light skinned black guys. We'll claim them like Trey young, man.
1689
01:27:33.550 --> 01:27:34.310
I'm not sure, bro.
1690
01:27:34.329 --> 01:27:35.029
Your hair is straight.
1691
01:27:35.229 --> 01:27:35.850
I don't know, man.
1692
01:27:35.989 --> 01:27:37.439
And you're pretty light skin.
1693
01:27:37.489 --> 01:27:41.199
Come play. I mean, we'd have no defense outside Cooper flag. No,
1694
01:27:41.420 --> 01:27:43.960
no defense. No defense. It would just be, we're just
1695
01:27:43.979 --> 01:27:46.739
going to run the score up on you. Blacks would
1696
01:27:46.779 --> 01:27:50.720
be easy. But whites would be a lot. You'd have
1697
01:27:50.739 --> 01:27:52.619
to get 12 guys.
1698
01:27:53.270 --> 01:27:57.689
Do they have any chance of winning that game? What?
1699
01:27:58.350 --> 01:28:00.369
Do they have any chance of winning that game?
1700
01:28:00.489 --> 01:28:02.409
Yeah, 100% they do.
1701
01:28:02.449 --> 01:28:04.729
They'd have to grind those starters, though.
1702
01:28:06.090 --> 01:28:07.689
Yeah, they would have to play a lot of minutes.
1703
01:28:07.770 --> 01:28:10.319
Who else is there? Can you just look up white guys.
1704
01:28:10.149 --> 01:28:10.489
In the NBA?
1705
01:28:10.489 --> 01:28:12.000
Yeah, I'm looking it up right now. I'm looking it
1706
01:28:12.060 --> 01:28:15.340
up right now. This was four years ago, so this
1707
01:28:15.399 --> 01:28:19.260
is not going to be too good. Peyton Pritchard's pretty good.
1708
01:28:19.359 --> 01:28:22.619
Kevin Herter. Well, they got Gordon Hayward on here. This
1709
01:28:22.680 --> 01:28:25.149
is too old. Let me see. The best white players
1710
01:28:25.199 --> 01:28:28.390
in the NBA right now. No debate, this guy says.
1711
01:28:28.810 --> 01:28:31.510
You cannot debate this. All right, this is from July.
1712
01:28:31.550 --> 01:28:35.149
Here we go. Jokic, one. Doncic, Austin Reeves, three. Sabonis. Oh,
1713
01:28:35.170 --> 01:28:40.470
we're not good, when he's three. We're already in trouble. Sabonis, yep,
1714
01:28:40.510 --> 01:28:44.289
he'll be our power forward. Yeah, I like him. Hold on,
1715
01:28:44.329 --> 01:28:48.729
it's making me disable my ad blocker, these bastards. Oh, Sengun,
1716
01:28:49.270 --> 01:28:50.029
I guess he's white.
1717
01:28:50.609 --> 01:28:54.229
Yeah, Turkish, we'll take it. Franz Wagner, Franz Wagner.
1718
01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:56.520
Yep, we got him, he's on.
1719
01:28:56.899 --> 01:29:03.510
We got Chet Holmgren, Laurie Markkinen. Tyler Harrow can shoot, bro. Yep,
1720
01:29:03.550 --> 01:29:08.229
we'll take him too. What about people who are Jewish?
1721
01:29:08.329 --> 01:29:09.449
What about Denny Avdi?
1722
01:29:09.909 --> 01:29:15.270
Yes, listen. We're claiming that kid. I thought he was
1723
01:29:15.300 --> 01:29:18.119
like Israeli propaganda. That kid can ball, dude.
1724
01:29:18.180 --> 01:29:22.159
No, he can, dude. Peyton Pritchard. I mentioned Peyton Pritchard.
1725
01:29:23.060 --> 01:29:24.939
Pritchard's been good. Josh Giddey's been good.
1726
01:29:25.560 --> 01:29:29.569
We're not afraid. Porzingis coming off the bench. Alex Caruso.
1727
01:29:29.909 --> 01:29:31.180
Let's say he's healthy for this.
1728
01:29:31.800 --> 01:29:35.159
DiVincenzo. Steven Adams. Boy, we're down to Steven Adams. Now
1729
01:29:35.180 --> 01:29:35.619
we're in trouble.
1730
01:29:35.960 --> 01:29:41.880
Is he still in the league? He's our third center. Zubac. Vucevic.
1731
01:29:43.090 --> 01:29:47.529
TJ McConnell. Walker Kessler. Hey, man. Walker Kessler can ball.
1732
01:29:47.609 --> 01:29:49.270
That guy's good. We have a lot.
1733
01:29:49.170 --> 01:29:51.130
Of centers, but we'll kick out. We got a lot
1734
01:29:51.170 --> 01:29:55.010
of centers, dude. We're playing big ball. We're playing big ball, man.
1735
01:29:55.630 --> 01:29:56.630
This one doesn't even have.
1736
01:29:56.510 --> 01:29:58.289
A knipple on it, so it's wrong.
1737
01:29:58.310 --> 01:29:59.649
Yeah, we'll throw a knipple on there.
1738
01:30:01.130 --> 01:30:02.909
I mean, he's an all-star for sure. If he plays
1739
01:30:02.949 --> 01:30:04.390
a full season, he'll be an all-star.
1740
01:30:06.409 --> 01:30:07.090
Anyway, all right.
1741
01:30:07.130 --> 01:30:09.170
That was a fun thought experiment. What if we did
1742
01:30:09.210 --> 01:30:12.340
blacks versus whites in the all-star game? I like that.
1743
01:30:14.229 --> 01:30:16.550
The real question is, what are those jerseys? What do
1744
01:30:16.569 --> 01:30:21.859
you put? Dress maybe the white guys like the wardens
1745
01:30:21.939 --> 01:30:24.760
and the black guys in orange, maybe?
1746
01:30:24.899 --> 01:30:26.020
Is that what the jerseys are, Sam?
1747
01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:27.920
You dress the white guys like police and then the
1748
01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:29.859
black guys like runaway jailbreak?
1749
01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:32.460
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Let's just really crank
1750
01:30:32.560 --> 01:30:33.960
up the racehorse. The racism?
1751
01:30:33.979 --> 01:30:35.420
Yeah, let's make it really racist.
1752
01:30:35.880 --> 01:30:41.800
I mean, Shane Gillis Alexander, starting point guard, shooting guard,
1753
01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:46.979
Anthony Edwards, we're already in trouble. Scoring forward, Kevin Durant,
1754
01:30:47.029 --> 01:30:48.039
we're already in trouble.
1755
01:30:48.460 --> 01:30:49.140
Yeah, we're done.
1756
01:30:50.500 --> 01:30:50.960
We lost.
1757
01:30:51.460 --> 01:30:53.960
It's over, man. Who's their center, by the way?
1758
01:30:55.399 --> 01:30:55.840
Embiid?
1759
01:30:57.199 --> 01:31:01.340
Yeah, probably. I like Cat, man.
1760
01:31:01.539 --> 01:31:05.060
He's underrated. When we claim Jason Tatum, he's light-skinned.
1761
01:31:05.840 --> 01:31:09.060
Hey, what do you think of Myron Gaines? I meant
1762
01:31:09.079 --> 01:31:11.239
to ask you about this last week. I keep seeing
1763
01:31:11.300 --> 01:31:13.380
clips where I'm thinking, like, what is he accomplishing?
1764
01:31:14.550 --> 01:31:15.050
Do you know what I mean?
1765
01:31:15.399 --> 01:31:16.529
Like what is he accomplishing?
1766
01:31:17.069 --> 01:31:21.229
I mean, it's, it's just content creating, dude.
1767
01:31:22.149 --> 01:31:24.149
I mean, he gets called out for like changing or
1768
01:31:24.189 --> 01:31:26.930
he didn't change his name. We should say he, he,
1769
01:31:26.970 --> 01:31:29.329
he's like, I didn't change my name. I was working
1770
01:31:29.369 --> 01:31:30.829
for the government, the TSA.
1771
01:31:31.029 --> 01:31:33.569
By the way, he said. And I, I don't even
1772
01:31:33.609 --> 01:31:35.689
think it was the TSA. I think it was. That's
1773
01:31:35.710 --> 01:31:36.810
what he said.
1774
01:31:37.850 --> 01:31:40.149
Oh, I thought he said the TSA. Let me see. Uh,
1775
01:31:43.020 --> 01:31:44.000
Was it the NSA?
1776
01:31:44.079 --> 01:31:44.300
Really?
1777
01:31:44.619 --> 01:31:46.439
Yeah, no, he was a homeland. Oh, sorry. Yeah, he was.
1778
01:31:46.560 --> 01:31:49.039
Myron Gaines was working for Homeland Security. That's what I
1779
01:31:49.039 --> 01:31:49.659
meant to say. Sorry.
1780
01:31:50.579 --> 01:31:50.779
Yeah.
1781
01:31:50.840 --> 01:31:53.100
So he was a Homeland Security agent. And he said
1782
01:31:53.119 --> 01:31:56.189
because his actual name, which is, you know, one of
1783
01:31:56.449 --> 01:31:58.970
what like a Muslim name, like I can't remember the
1784
01:31:58.989 --> 01:32:01.510
name of. But because his name was on so much
1785
01:32:01.569 --> 01:32:05.329
paperwork that he needed to change his name so that
1786
01:32:05.449 --> 01:32:07.899
it wouldn't, you know, people couldn't easily dox him or whatever.
1787
01:32:08.670 --> 01:32:10.930
And so he changed it to Myron Gaines, which.
1788
01:32:11.029 --> 01:32:16.069
I mean, like, dude, how much of like Hollywood's changed? Well, no.
1789
01:32:16.170 --> 01:32:20.409
Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah, no, that's right. But Johnny, everything.
1790
01:32:20.270 --> 01:32:23.270
Is keep it simple, stupid. The easier you can
make
1791
01:32:23.310 --> 01:32:26.130
it for people to digest you, the easier it is
1792
01:32:26.170 --> 01:32:28.470
for them to digest you. Right.
1793
01:32:28.489 --> 01:32:31.250
His real name was Amru. Amru was his real name.
1794
01:32:31.670 --> 01:32:32.869
Nobody's going to follow Amru.
1795
01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:37.720
Now, some people are saying screw Gaines. Some people are
1796
01:32:37.760 --> 01:32:41.739
saying he's the GOAT in the chat. That's what he wants,
1797
01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:42.140
I imagine.
1798
01:32:42.960 --> 01:32:45.670
If you took it by itself, it can be seen
1799
01:32:45.729 --> 01:32:51.970
as problematic. Like, we're not really... It's just riling up
1800
01:32:51.989 --> 01:32:56.449
19-year-olds who don't know anything. Like, Ron Placlone, who I
1801
01:32:56.510 --> 01:32:59.260
love with all my heart, we don't agree politically, but
1802
01:32:59.350 --> 01:33:04.800
I know he's a great guy, you know? Like he's like, yeah,
1803
01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:08.899
16 year old should vote. I'm like, no, we literally
1804
01:33:08.960 --> 01:33:13.020
create some called childhood. So they didn't have any responsibilities.
1805
01:33:13.039 --> 01:33:15.699
You want people who haven't lived any life to be voting?
1806
01:33:15.819 --> 01:33:18.380
Get the fuck out of here, dude. 16 year old.
1807
01:33:18.840 --> 01:33:19.020
Yeah.
1808
01:33:19.159 --> 01:33:21.189
And by the way, I don't think anyone should vote.
1809
01:33:21.829 --> 01:33:26.149
I've said this before. No one should vote. Don't know.
1810
01:33:27.270 --> 01:33:32.020
Everyone's like women shouldn't vote. Nobody should vote. At all.
1811
01:33:32.350 --> 01:33:34.989
You're all garbage, except for the people in the chat.
1812
01:33:35.329 --> 01:33:40.109
Everyone else, garbage. You shouldn't vote. So let me just
1813
01:33:40.149 --> 01:33:43.949
say this. If you tell you by itself, it's problematic, right?
1814
01:33:44.010 --> 01:33:45.789
It's just- Wait, what are you saying is problematic?
1815
01:33:47.750 --> 01:33:51.449
Him going on the campus, just riling people up. Okay.
1816
01:33:51.850 --> 01:34:00.529
But when we see this Russell Brand case- There needs
1817
01:34:00.550 --> 01:34:04.770
to be a pushback to this crazy shit. So he represents,
1818
01:34:04.840 --> 01:34:08.619
whether you agree with his tactics or not, he represents
1819
01:34:08.699 --> 01:34:13.600
the pushback on the progressive chaos. And you have to
1820
01:34:13.659 --> 01:34:16.720
have that. You have to have somebody go, no, dude,
1821
01:34:16.779 --> 01:34:20.229
that's stupid. You're dumb, right?
1822
01:34:21.229 --> 01:34:27.270
So he's the right-wing version of that crazy left-wing woke.
1823
01:34:27.289 --> 01:34:28.829
Right, but you've got to have that.
1824
01:34:29.520 --> 01:34:30.539
To bring balance to the force.
1825
01:34:30.560 --> 01:34:33.359
You have problems with Andrew Wilson. I don't agree with
1826
01:34:33.439 --> 01:34:38.569
everything he says, but you need that counter to what
1827
01:34:38.649 --> 01:34:45.350
is the official mainstream argument. Like, you need that. You
1828
01:34:45.409 --> 01:34:47.270
need to have people push back.
1829
01:34:47.930 --> 01:34:49.520
Which, by the way, did you see they got him
1830
01:34:49.609 --> 01:34:52.239
off of that PBD stream right quick the other night
1831
01:34:52.300 --> 01:34:54.779
when he started talking about how it was all Israel?
1832
01:34:55.359 --> 01:34:59.760
Yep. I mean, and he's tweeting it too. And it's like, Welcome, brother.
1833
01:34:59.779 --> 01:35:05.460
You were losing everybody, and he's smart enough to read
1834
01:35:05.479 --> 01:35:09.449
the tea leaves, dude. I've said this before.
1835
01:35:09.470 --> 01:35:11.609
Does he get credit for being this late to the party?
1836
01:35:11.670 --> 01:35:12.489
Do you still let him in?
1837
01:35:12.590 --> 01:35:16.470
I'm happy anyone shows up. It's like someone who tries
1838
01:35:16.510 --> 01:35:19.210
to get sober at 70. Anytime's a good time.
1839
01:35:20.609 --> 01:35:23.899
Yeah. Here's that clip, by the way. And he has said, right,
1840
01:35:23.920 --> 01:35:26.140
that they got, or maybe it was his wife that
1841
01:35:26.180 --> 01:35:29.189
said that he was off of that stream right quick
1842
01:35:29.289 --> 01:35:32.569
after this. PBD, we know what Patrick Beth David is.
1843
01:35:33.029 --> 01:35:34.810
You know what I mean? At this point, we know
1844
01:35:34.859 --> 01:35:37.800
where his loyalties are, and we know that all he
1845
01:35:37.840 --> 01:35:39.100
cares about is his market.
1846
01:35:40.300 --> 01:35:42.399
The biggest blind spot, and I hate to be the
1847
01:35:42.420 --> 01:35:44.979
bearer of bad news, is how we deal with Zionism.
1848
01:35:45.979 --> 01:35:51.609
That is the undercurrent in both Democrats and Republicans. That's
1849
01:35:51.630 --> 01:35:54.609
what socialists are talking about, and that's what the far
1850
01:35:54.649 --> 01:35:56.350
right-wing dissident is talking about.
1851
01:35:57.000 --> 01:35:59.279
Zionism. Can you unpack that for us? I can.
1852
01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:02.500
It's how do we deal with Israeli relations and the
1853
01:36:02.539 --> 01:36:04.739
way that they deal inside of our government in the
1854
01:36:04.899 --> 01:36:05.420
21st century?
1855
01:36:05.619 --> 01:36:06.579
There we go, buddy.
1856
01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:09.689
Nobody wants to address that on the right. And if
1857
01:36:09.729 --> 01:36:11.970
you do, you're a social pariah. You're not in with
1858
01:36:12.010 --> 01:36:16.109
the NGOs. You're in big trouble. And that's what we've
1859
01:36:16.149 --> 01:36:20.510
come to. This whole election, if the right wing loses it,
1860
01:36:21.090 --> 01:36:24.390
let's stop pretending it's not a referendum on what's going
1861
01:36:24.449 --> 01:36:27.670
on in Iran. And what's going on with our relations
1862
01:36:27.710 -->
01:36:30.869
with Israel? Because that's exactly what it is.
1863
01:36:31.350 --> 01:36:36.529
Welcome to the party, buddy. Brian Callen's there. I love
1864
01:36:36.560 --> 01:36:38.920
that they invited Brian Callen. Oh, is he?
1865
01:36:39.020 --> 01:36:40.439
Oh, I didn't even notice that. That's so funny.
1866
01:36:40.500 --> 01:36:41.680
That's the closest to the desk.
1867
01:36:42.699 --> 01:36:44.840
Yeah, he sure is. I wonder what his take was
1868
01:36:44.939 --> 01:36:45.579
on this whole thing.
1869
01:36:46.199 --> 01:36:47.979
Yeah, Brian has a blind spot for that.
1870
01:36:49.119 --> 01:36:49.640
Yeah, yeah.
1871
01:36:50.979 --> 01:36:53.380
And I want Brian to stop talking politics. He won't
1872
01:36:53.420 --> 01:36:57.300
listen to me. It's like, you're entertaining on anything else.
1873
01:36:57.500 --> 01:37:03.039
Your takes on politics is from encyclopedias from the 80s.
1874
01:37:04.920 --> 01:37:07.340
And he has his way of delivering the information like
1875
01:37:07.359 --> 01:37:09.720
he's certain of it. You know what I mean?
1876
01:37:09.760 --> 01:37:11.760
Because he read it in a book. Yeah.
1877
01:37:12.140 --> 01:37:16.689
Let me just play the answer. We're stopping.
1878
01:37:17.949 --> 01:37:18.789
Oh, no, they're playing that.
1879
01:37:18.869 --> 01:37:20.670
Okay, I know what it was. They're playing that clip
1880
01:37:20.750 --> 01:37:23.390
of Trump saying that he would run if people didn't
1881
01:37:23.409 --> 01:37:24.760
want him in this country.
1882
01:37:24.989 --> 01:37:31.340
They don't need the money now. They have access to
1883
01:37:31.380 --> 01:37:36.039
the billions of dollars in our military industrial complex. It's
1884
01:37:36.380 --> 01:37:41.510
literally the dumbest thing ever. And Trump instantly got curb
1885
01:37:41.529 --> 01:37:44.289
stomped for saying that stuff. John, I'll leave it about
1886
01:37:44.430 --> 01:37:45.029
seven minutes.
1887
01:37:45.520 --> 01:37:50.800
The thing you're talking about is the, uh, and yeah,
1888
01:37:50.859 --> 01:37:53.439
the Trump, Trump saying that they were already planning on
1889
01:37:53.779 --> 01:37:54.859
rolling down the funding.
1890
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All right.
1891
01:37:55.600 --> 01:37:56.899
If Sam's got to leave, we got to do an
1892
01:37:56.979 --> 01:37:58.529
ad then, uh, for our.
1893
01:37:58.449 --> 01:38:01.869
Friends over super chats. I got jam. My kids are here. Okay.
1894
01:38:01.890 --> 01:38:02.130
Okay.
1895
01:38:02.470 --> 01:38:07.470
Over at PrizePix, our friends at PrizePix. Sam, you use PrizePix,
1896
01:38:07.529 --> 01:38:07.829
I know.
1897
01:38:07.850 --> 01:38:08.600
I love PrizePix.
1898
01:38:08.609 --> 01:38:12.279
Tell them about how much fun you have over at PrizePix. Wow,
1899
01:38:12.300 --> 01:38:15.760
they're doing card rips now? That's cool, man. The NBA
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01:38:15.899 --> 01:38:19.460
is back on PrizePix. Pick a shootout in the West,
1901
01:38:19.779 --> 01:38:22.890
a boards battle in the East. Pick it all on PrizePix,
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01:38:23.270 --> 01:38:26.789
available nationwide. So what are you waiting for, dude?
1903
01:38:27.090 --> 01:38:29.970
What are you like? Let's see. What are you waiting for, dude?
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01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:31.229
Get in and do it.
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01:38:31.939 --> 01:38:35.119
Okay, so these are some of the popular picks from today.
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Do you like Steph Curry less or more than 27.5
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points for Golden State tonight? What do you think? They're
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01:38:42.890 --> 01:38:46.170
playing Miami. 27.5 for Steph Curry.
1909
01:38:46.770 --> 01:38:49.569
Well, he's been on fire, dude. And he's going to
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be charged up to take on clay.
1911
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Uh, Devin Booker, you've got one and a half less
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or more three points made a total. They're playing Orlando.
1913
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What do you think about that one?
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Orlando can't play any defense today, but that I w I,
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that one's a little weird to me. I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Price picks has live box scores to track your picks
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without having to leave the app. plus their social feature,
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which allows you to find popular picks that users love
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and copy them in just one pick. You can find
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everything in the PrizePix app. So pull up this football
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and basketball season on PrizePix, a preferred partner of the NBA.
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Here's how you can do that, by the way. On PrizePix,
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you simply pick two to six players. You pick more
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or less on their stat projections, and then you submit
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your lineup. Then you sweat it out, baby. And I
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know all about that as you watch your picks play
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out live. It's a lot of fun. It's the best
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way to get more locked into the sports action all
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season long. PrizePix has your back, by the way, where
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other apps do not. Did you know that PrizePix invented
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what they call the Injury Reboot? If a player in
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your lineup gets injured in the first half and doesn't return,
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your lineup can still cash. The Price Picks injury protection
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policy has helped users win over $ 31 million in the
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instantly in lineups. If you win your first five dollar
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lineup prize picks, run your game. Tricky Hickey says America
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01:40:26.779 --> 01:40:30.390
is so effed. Where can we get another Unabomber shirt
1943
01:40:30.529 --> 01:40:33.890
and Ronan stickers? Come to Alaska before it's too late,
1944
01:40:33.970 --> 01:40:34.270
he says.
1945
01:40:35.760 --> 01:40:36.819
Can we talk about.
1946
01:40:36.619 --> 01:40:38.800
That one race where they just ran a guy with
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01:40:38.840 --> 01:40:40.659
the same name, by the way, Decoy Dan?
1948
01:40:41.100 --> 01:40:42.640
Yeah.
1949
01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:45.140
That's the most scummy thing. That was in Alaska where
1950
01:40:45.180 --> 01:40:46.800
our friend is from. I'd love to get his opinion
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01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:50.229
on that. So there's a guy named Dan Sullivan on
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01:40:50.270 --> 01:40:53.329
the ballot, a Republican. And so the Democrats get this
1953
01:40:53.390 --> 01:40:56.649
guy called Daniel J. Sullivan, a teacher who didn't even
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01:40:56.710 --> 01:40:59.229
show up for the election, apparently, to just get him
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01:40:59.310 --> 01:41:01.850
on the ballot to trick old people into voting for him.
1956
01:41:02.369 --> 01:41:02.829
Yeah.
1957
01:41:02.949 --> 01:41:05.979
This proves your point. People shouldn't be voting.
1958
01:41:06.579 --> 01:41:09.159
People shouldn't be voting. If you don't know who you're
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01:41:09.220 --> 01:41:09.939
voting for.
1960
01:41:10.520 --> 01:41:10.739
Yes.
1961
01:41:11.859 --> 01:41:14.729
Well, I mean, I actually accidentally voted for a socialist
1962
01:41:14.850 --> 01:41:17.430
one time. It was the peace and love party. And
1963
01:41:17.470 --> 01:41:18.350
now you don't vote.
1964
01:41:18.750 --> 01:41:19.670
And now you don't vote.
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01:41:19.890 --> 01:41:21.890
Now I don't vote. I learned my lesson.
1966
01:41:23.970 --> 01:41:27.949
It's crazy, bro. Decoy Dan. What a scam. Cool Breeze
1967
01:41:28.010 --> 01:41:30.289
TU says, I love you guys. Wish you were a
1968
01:41:30.369 --> 01:41:33.630
daily show. Sam, I can imagine doing this daily. I
1969
01:41:33.649 --> 01:41:36.890
would lose my fucking mind. Sammy T for Secretary of State.
1970
01:41:38.170 --> 01:41:39.989
If Sam, all he cared about was money, we would
1971
01:41:40.029 --> 01:41:42.210
do one of these daily. But Sam has a family
1972
01:41:42.350 --> 01:41:45.300
and is a busy man who cares about things other
1973
01:41:45.340 --> 01:41:46.069
than money.
1974
01:41:46.140 --> 01:41:49.539
Kim Ferris, they're trying to silence this show. I'm having
1975
01:41:49.560 --> 01:41:50.880
my internet go in and out.
1976
01:41:53.260 --> 01:41:57.529
Jeep I J O Jonathan Johnny here's some Jeep parts
1977
01:41:57.569 --> 01:42:00.510
money for you Sam take care of the Nephilim death
1978
01:42:00.550 --> 01:42:02.750
squad boys this weekend oh yeah you're going to be
1979
01:42:02.789 --> 01:42:05.729
at the thing right you have a lot of stories.
1980
01:42:05.510 --> 01:42:13.430
Truth or Con is coming to town shout out Jeremiah Skiba.
1981
01:42:13.869 --> 01:42:16.720
Come on shout out Skiba yeah dude I'm going to
1982
01:42:16.949 --> 01:42:19.479
swap out my grill I already swapped out the headlights
1983
01:42:19.720 --> 01:42:23.289
on my Jeep uh, and the taillights and a couple
1984
01:42:23.329 --> 01:42:24.689
other little tweaks here or there. I'm going to be
1985
01:42:24.710 --> 01:42:27.649
swapping out the grill soon. And, uh, I got, I
1986
01:42:27.689 --> 01:42:31.210
got so much stuff planned. Uh, it's like Legos for men.
1987
01:42:31.449 --> 01:42:35.569
It's the best, uh, Melina or manana, as you call her. Uh,
1988
01:42:35.600 --> 01:42:39.819
she wants us to stream from chatterbait next time. Uh,
1989
01:42:40.000 --> 01:42:42.920
I think, yeah, I think I, good answer.
1990
01:42:42.979 --> 01:42:44.100
Just us in buttholes.
1991
01:42:44.479 --> 01:42:46.770
I think I made a joke about that last week. Uh,
1992
01:42:47.789 --> 01:42:50.310
I think that's a reference to that joke. A little
1993
01:42:50.329 --> 01:42:55.329
callback from Manana. Amy Abati says, Sam, in all caps,
1994
01:42:55.729 --> 01:42:59.130
I have to tell you that I absolutely loved your
1995
01:42:59.430 --> 01:43:02.189
episode of Your Mom's House. I haven't laughed that hard
1996
01:43:02.250 --> 01:43:04.989
in a long time. Thank you for your comedy. And yeah,
1997
01:43:05.069 --> 01:43:09.340
I'm cheesy. She's cheesy. Doesn't care who knows it. Amy
1998
01:43:09.350 --> 01:43:09.850
loves you, dude.
1999
01:43:10.770 --> 01:43:12.640
Well, thank you, Amy, for loving me.
2000
01:43:13.619 --> 01:43:18.100
MX Cheetah or Heetah. Says, gay dollars to the foundation
2001
01:43:18.199 --> 01:43:19.579
to get Sam better internet.
2002
01:43:19.819 --> 01:43:22.920
We need that. It is a shame.
2003
01:43:23.159 --> 01:43:25.779
We're in a major city, and there are so few
2004
01:43:25.819 --> 01:43:31.710
good options for internet. Ryan Wilson says, Aussie gay, or no,
2005
01:43:31.750 --> 01:43:33.409
goy dollars for the boys. Thank you.
2006
01:43:33.890 --> 01:43:38.130
Give us those goy dollars. Let us spend it well.
2007
01:43:38.840 --> 01:43:41.840
T Perez says, who is X 22 and our voicemails
2008
01:43:41.859 --> 01:43:42.239
coming back?
2009
01:43:42.279 --> 01:43:42.939
Yeah, they are.
2010
01:43:43.000 --> 01:43:46.439
We didn't have time to set that up this week. Guys,
2011
01:43:46.960 --> 01:43:49.600
we had too much nightmare, uh, technical issues.
2012
01:43:49.899 -->
01:43:53.140
Um, okay. Hero.
2013
01:43:53.340 --> 01:43:58.619
Everybody says, why is Dylan on this panel? Oh, no,
2014
01:43:58.640 --> 01:44:00.520
he's talking about that PVD panel. There was a guy
2015
01:44:00.539 --> 01:44:02.470
who looked like a heavyset version of Dylan on it.
2016
01:44:02.500 --> 01:44:05.520
I think I thought that same thing, actually, if that's
2017
01:44:05.539 --> 01:44:12.140
what you're referring to. Um, This person called Ali Klin
2018
01:44:12.399 --> 01:44:16.239
says that they've gifted five Sam Tripoli memberships.
2019
01:44:16.579 --> 01:44:18.079
Thank you, dude. Thank you.
2020
01:44:18.100 --> 01:44:20.439
God bless you. I still don't totally understand that.
2021
01:44:20.770 --> 01:44:21.770
I don't either, dude.
2022
01:44:22.229 --> 01:44:26.390
Sticky Icky Liberty with a big one here. The curse
2023
01:44:26.510 --> 01:44:30.510
is participation. Break it up by refusing to play. Parents
2024
01:44:30.569 --> 01:44:31.609
pull the kids from schools.
2025
01:44:31.930 --> 01:44:32.170
What?
2026
01:44:32.970 --> 01:44:33.229
Go on.
2027
01:44:34.109 --> 01:44:37.479
Mothers leave the workforce and families stop servicing debt. A
2028
01:44:37.560 --> 01:44:41.199
mass exodus cuts off the guaranteed money feeding the system.
2029
01:44:42.699 --> 01:44:43.909
What do you say? What were you going to say?
2030
01:44:44.760 --> 01:44:50.539
Listen, by not voting, you are breaking away from the
2031
01:44:50.600 --> 01:44:54.420
two-party paradigm. And that's what they're most afraid of. That's
2032
01:44:54.439 --> 01:44:58.439
what elections are really about. Keeping us in a fight
2033
01:44:59.579 --> 01:45:04.869
between right and left. Those who don't vote and don't
2034
01:45:04.909 --> 01:45:10.569
vote purposefully, are pulling themselves out of the two-party paradigm. Yeah,
2035
01:45:10.750 --> 01:45:13.380
pull your energy out. Go local, as we've always said
2036
01:45:13.979 --> 01:45:16.479
on Tim Flo. Dull and tired.
2037
01:45:16.539 --> 01:45:20.779
Boy, that's my favorite screen name. Dull and tired. Sounds
2038
01:45:20.800 --> 01:45:23.199
like Joe Biden, just dull and tired.
2039
01:45:23.199 --> 01:45:23.739
8619.
2040
01:45:23.739 --> 01:45:28.159
Yeah, 8619. So we agree again, Sam. Repeal the 19th.
2041
01:45:28.609 --> 01:45:31.310
No, repeal whatever gave guys the right to vote, too.
2042
01:45:31.390 --> 01:45:31.930
Repeal that.
2043
01:45:32.810 --> 01:45:34.390
The constitution? Yeah.
2044
01:45:34.470 --> 01:45:34.670
Yeah.
2045
01:45:34.750 --> 01:45:40.859
Nope. Don't repeat. Just nobody should be voting. Kim P
2046
01:45:40.859 --> 01:45:45.659
17 doing her part. I didn't vote. Uh, let's see.
2047
01:45:45.659 --> 01:45:47.670
1870 African-American men were given the right to vote with
2048
01:45:47.689 --> 01:45:48.850
the 15th amendment.
2049
01:45:49.310 --> 01:45:52.909
Uh, repeal all of it. Repeal anybody being able to vote.
2050
01:45:55.600 --> 01:45:59.640
Let's see. Timeline of voting rights in the United States. 1789,
2051
01:45:59.640 --> 01:46:02.119
the Constitution of the United States recognized that states have
2052
01:46:02.140 --> 01:46:04.039
the power to set voting requirements. Yes, you'd have to
2053
01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:09.039
repeal the Constitution, I'm afraid. Here we go. Sarah wants
2054
01:46:09.100 --> 01:46:13.439
to know or says, for women who've actually experienced the
2055
01:46:13.590 --> 01:46:18.149
R word, these Me Too fame diggers are the worst.
2056
01:46:18.369 --> 01:46:21.069
They've all lost their minds and society is rewarding them.
2057
01:46:21.229 --> 01:46:23.310
As a single mom, I pray for my son's future.
2058
01:46:23.789 --> 01:46:26.409
That's comment of the week.
2059
01:46:27.170 --> 01:46:28.630
Comment of the week.
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01:46:30.250 --> 01:46:34.550
Joseph, Joseph Siroki says, Sam, do I need to find
2061
01:46:34.590 --> 01:46:37.449
a nice Armo girl? Yes. Yeah, you got to find
2062
01:46:37.550 --> 01:46:40.369
an ethnic chick, dude. What are the traits of an
2063
01:46:40.449 --> 01:46:42.760
Armenian woman, would you say, Sam? She likes to cook.
2064
01:46:43.340 --> 01:46:45.699
She's going to talk a lot of shit. She wants
2065
01:46:45.720 --> 01:46:51.609
to have your kids. She wants to be a traditional mom. Hairy. Yeah,
2066
01:46:51.649 --> 01:46:54.180
but they get it waxed. They wax that shit down.
2067
01:46:54.189 --> 01:46:54.909
Right on.
2068
01:46:55.260 --> 01:46:55.859
Night Jerk.
2069
01:46:56.119 --> 01:46:56.960
That's a good name, too.
2070
01:46:57.039 --> 01:46:59.699
Night Jerk. That's my favorite name. Night Jerk. Does he
2071
01:46:59.739 --> 01:47:01.399
have a... Does he have a... Oh, I thought he
2072
01:47:01.579 --> 01:47:03.340
had blood come out. I thought he had a rope
2073
01:47:03.579 --> 01:47:03.819
on his neck.
2074
01:47:03.840 --> 01:47:03.920
Oh.
2075
01:47:04.399 --> 01:47:05.939
In order to rock asphyxiation.
2076
01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:07.319
I realize what that is now.
2077
01:47:07.579 --> 01:47:08.800
Oh, that's gross.
2078
01:47:08.859 --> 01:47:10.970
Have my lunch money, he says. I wish you could
2079
01:47:11.010 --> 01:47:13.090
get lunch for two bucks. Not anymore, bro.
2080
01:47:14.050 --> 01:47:18.170
Sergio says, come back to Salt Lake. I'm working on it.
2081
01:47:20.739 --> 01:47:22.470
Kim Ferris says, is Johnny bi?
2082
01:47:22.600 --> 01:47:25.609
I already is. I can't believe you're asking that. That's duh.
2083
01:47:26.189 --> 01:47:26.670
I'm not bi.
2084
01:47:27.210 --> 01:47:32.229
That's duh.
2085
01:47:32.689 --> 01:47:33.840
Do you think bi is a real thing?
2086
01:47:35.859 --> 01:47:36.079
What?
2087
01:47:36.659 --> 01:47:38.119
Do you think bi is a real thing?
2088
01:47:38.640 --> 01:47:44.260
I think gay guys are just horny dudes. With a woman,
2089
01:47:44.279 --> 01:47:47.149
there's defense. With two gay guys, there's no defense. It's
2090
01:47:47.210 --> 01:47:47.890
only offense.
2091
01:47:49.039 --> 01:47:51.640
So you think, but most gay guys could still hook
2092
01:47:51.699 --> 01:47:53.850
up with a woman if she was sufficiently attractive. Is
2093
01:47:53.869 --> 01:47:54.310
that what you think?
2094
01:47:54.829 --> 01:47:57.170
If she would just give it up instantly. That's the thing.
2095
01:47:57.409 --> 01:48:00.890
That's why Grindr is one thing and Tinder is another thing.
2096
01:48:01.109 --> 01:48:03.449
They tried to make a straight Tinder and women ruined it.
2097
01:48:04.109 --> 01:48:06.220
Well, don't they even have like a Grindr now that's
2098
01:48:06.380 --> 01:48:10.260
even less defense? Like, oh, somebody was, I can't remember
2099
01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:10.720
what it's called.
2100
01:48:11.180 --> 01:48:13.880
The rule is you can't say hi. Just go ahead.
2101
01:48:13.920 --> 01:48:15.939
No, but it's like it shows you where everybody is
2102
01:48:16.039 --> 01:48:17.970
on a map or something. Oh, shit.
2103
01:48:17.989 --> 01:48:22.159
Who was talking about? Like, dude. heard people talk about grinder.
2104
01:48:22.840 --> 01:48:26.399
Grinder has like it down to the feet. How like
2105
01:48:26.539 --> 01:48:30.899
far away you are. There's this one bisexual redneck comedian.
2106
01:48:31.539 --> 01:48:35.189
He's super funny. Aaron. And he was like, dude, they
2107
01:48:35.229 --> 01:48:37.329
got down to the feet and our, our, our nine
2108
01:48:37.430 --> 01:48:42.149
one one system. can't can't get it down to the
2109
01:48:42.189 --> 01:48:45.770
yeah that's so funny i want to come quicker get
2110
01:48:45.890 --> 01:48:49.369
on grinder and use that so they can come quicker
2111
01:48:49.609 --> 01:48:51.409
literally and figuratively.
2112
01:48:52.649 --> 01:48:54.810
Oh here dude it's called okay here it is several
2113
01:48:55.109 --> 01:48:58.390
uh location-based apps but the main one that's most popular
2114
01:48:58.430 --> 01:49:03.779
is called sniffies It's a popular map-based cruising and hookup
2115
01:49:03.819 --> 01:49:05.159
platform that displays a live.
2116
01:49:05.180 --> 01:49:07.319
Yeah, let's get it, dude. Let's get it.
2117
01:49:07.619 --> 01:49:12.189
It's an interactive map of nearby active users, groups, and
2118
01:49:12.289 --> 01:49:13.970
public meeting spots.
2119
01:49:15.170 --> 01:49:19.989
Crazy, bro. They're really good with the technology, aren't they? Dull.
2120
01:49:20.029 --> 01:49:21.890
Can you imagine if women got to that point? It
2121
01:49:21.909 --> 01:49:27.550
just never happened. Dullandtired8619 says, Brittany Renner is a man.
2122
01:49:28.829 --> 01:49:29.789
Any comments on that, Sam?
2123
01:49:30.729 --> 01:49:36.840
Yeah, I mean, she's got no tits, dude. That's why
2124
01:49:36.880 --> 01:49:40.220
they're having problems right now with the trans stuff.
2125
01:49:40.300 --> 01:49:41.550
That's not Brittany Renner, is it?
2126
01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:46.420
Yeah. Brittany? Oh, is it Brittany Reiner? Who's that?
2127
01:49:46.539 --> 01:49:47.720
You're thinking of Brittany Greiner.
2128
01:49:47.880 --> 01:49:49.920
Yeah, that's who I thought he was talking about.
2129
01:49:50.239 --> 01:49:53.699
Okay, this is Brittany Renner. Is she trans, this woman?
2130
01:49:53.819 --> 01:49:56.250
Because she does not look it. And she's got a
2131
01:49:56.310 --> 01:49:58.909
Charlotte Hornet sweatshirt on, which I'm all about.
2132
01:49:59.329 --> 01:50:04.119
No, that's not it. dude she's had kids bro do
2133
01:50:04.159 --> 01:50:05.329
you know who that is i don't know who that
2134
01:50:05.390 --> 01:50:07.609
is yeah you should know it is because she's the
2135
01:50:07.649 --> 01:50:10.909
crazy ex-wife of pj washington.
2136
01:50:11.729 --> 01:50:15.560
Oh oh yeah no yeah she's hot yeah oh yeah
2137
01:50:15.640 --> 01:50:19.979
no yeah no yeah that's what happens when i yeah
2138
01:50:20.180 --> 01:50:24.109
that's what happens that's my brain around women Dull and
2139
01:50:24.130 --> 01:50:26.810
Tired again says, don't be blue-pilled fruitcake, Sam.
2140
01:50:26.869 --> 01:50:29.569
Get on Myron's show. Oh, he's pushing for me. He
2141
01:50:29.609 --> 01:50:31.590
says you're a fruitcake. Now, that's the thing I have
2142
01:50:31.609 --> 01:50:35.149
a problem with with Myron. It's so negative and mean. Like,
2143
01:50:35.250 --> 01:50:37.989
even people in the same movement. It just doesn't have
2144
01:50:38.029 --> 01:50:41.310
to be that aggro, dude. I don't think you recruit
2145
01:50:41.350 --> 01:50:43.180
people that way. I don't think you change minds and
2146
01:50:43.220 --> 01:50:45.899
hearts with that kind of attitude. I don't know. Maybe
2147
01:50:45.920 --> 01:50:46.939
I'm wrong. Sam's frozen again.
2148
01:50:47.819 --> 01:50:51.340
X-Rod says he's gifted 10 Sam Tripoli memberships.
2149
01:50:51.359 --> 01:50:52.079
Shout out, X-Rod.
2150
01:50:52.100 --> 01:50:52.460
What's up, bro?
2151
01:50:53.619 --> 01:50:58.710
And finally, our friend Schmedley Butler III. Pat, I think
2152
01:50:58.750 --> 01:51:02.350
I'd like to solve. Happy birthday, Francis Ford Bacon Eggs
2153
01:51:02.409 --> 01:51:03.850
and Ham Tripoli.
2154
01:51:05.310 --> 01:51:06.760
Thank you, buddy. And thank you for the guy who
2155
01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:08.920
gave us 10 gifts. I don't even know what those
2156
01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:10.020
gifts are, but thank you.
2157
01:51:10.800 --> 01:51:13.819
He gifted 10 Sam Tripoli memberships. I think that's just
2158
01:51:13.859 --> 01:51:17.579
like another way to give thanks. uh, to give just money.
2159
01:51:17.739 --> 01:51:19.899
Guys, grab some of his gifts. I don't even know
2160
01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:21.189
what that means, but thank you.
2161
01:51:21.220 --> 01:51:22.699
I don't, I don't know if somebody else gets a
2162
01:51:22.739 --> 01:51:26.899
free membership now. I don't, I don't understand that, but anyway,
2163
01:51:26.970 --> 01:51:28.750
if someone could
explain that in the comments, who knows
2164
01:51:28.789 --> 01:51:30.170
you better than my, uh.
2165
01:51:30.250 --> 01:51:36.130
My, my wifi is autistic. Give the hot mom a membership.
2166
01:51:37.270 --> 01:51:38.359
Sam's wifi is.
2167
01:51:38.399 --> 01:51:40.600
On single mom membership guys.
2168
01:51:41.220 --> 01:51:43.760
Oh, it says he gave wacky Jackie one. So maybe they,
2169
01:51:43.880 --> 01:51:46.279
other people do get memberships. Is that how that works? X,
2170
01:51:46.619 --> 01:51:49.640
X rod 92. Give hot single mom one.
2171
01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:50.260
Oh, okay.
2172
01:51:50.279 --> 01:51:51.039
This guy explains it.
2173
01:51:51.079 --> 01:51:54.539
Giant jug 69. Give a hot single mom, dude. Her
2174
01:51:54.560 --> 01:51:57.859
name is giant jug 69. Give her a free membership.
2175
01:51:58.579 --> 01:52:01.739
If you don't Sam, well, uh, look at that. People
2176
01:52:01.760 --> 01:52:03.880
in the chat get random membership. So there we go.
2177
01:52:04.119 --> 01:52:05.060
Now we know what that is.
2178
01:52:05.100 --> 01:52:06.189
Thank you. Get you.
2179
01:52:07.109 --> 01:52:08.890
It's just you get a little thing by your name.
2180
01:52:09.329 --> 01:52:11.210
I set it up years ago, and you get a sticker.
2181
01:52:12.829 --> 01:52:18.890
Give Hot Mom 69 Hot Big Jug 69 one. Please,
2182
01:52:18.970 --> 01:52:19.710
set her up.
2183
01:52:19.970 --> 01:52:23.949
And the longer you're a member, the better your Ronin
2184
01:52:24.100 --> 01:52:24.979
sticker thing gets.
2185
01:52:26.149 --> 01:52:26.909
Hell yeah.
2186
01:52:29.520 --> 01:52:31.020
On your way out, Sam.
2187
01:52:32.020 --> 01:52:32.300
Oh, and.
2188
01:52:32.670 --> 01:52:35.229
has been going around saying, and I'm wondering where you
2189
01:52:35.270 --> 01:52:38.489
heard it, who said it first, this thing. He went
2190
01:52:38.710 --> 01:52:42.050
on that Twinks podcast talking about nukes not being real.
2191
01:52:42.569 --> 01:52:44.310
And I'm curious, did you hear it from him or
2192
01:52:44.329 --> 01:52:46.310
did he hear it from you, the nukes not being
2193
01:52:46.369 --> 01:52:46.710
real thing?
2194
01:52:46.989 --> 01:52:49.529
Or maybe he just heard it. I don't think he
2195
01:52:49.989 --> 01:52:52.829
heard it from me, but I've been saying this forever.
2196
01:52:53.130 --> 01:52:55.520
We'll talk about this on the way out.
2197
01:52:55.640 --> 01:52:58.380
If you don't think this kid, I'm like 20 minutes
2198
01:52:58.420 --> 01:52:59.539
from here.
2199
01:52:59.600 --> 01:52:59.899
Go ahead.
2200
01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:01.260
No, I think you're right. Go ahead, say it.
2201
01:53:01.979 --> 01:53:05.470
I mean, look, he's getting all the biggest guests out
2202
01:53:05.850 --> 01:53:08.409
of nowhere. I never heard of this guy. Look at
2203
01:53:08.470 --> 01:53:12.510
his studio out of nowhere. Dude, X-Rod 92 is just
2204
01:53:12.630 --> 01:53:14.270
handing out memberships, dude.
2205
01:53:14.350 --> 01:53:15.390
God bless you, X-Rod.
2206
01:53:15.409 --> 01:53:18.189
This guy is like Magic Johnson, just dishing them.
2207
01:53:18.590 --> 01:53:20.630
Dishing out assists.
2208
01:53:20.850 --> 01:53:23.130
There's a part in it where he says, I talked
2209
01:53:23.149 --> 01:53:25.789
to this guy with top-level security clearance, and he told
2210
01:53:25.810 --> 01:53:28.409
me that there was one truth that could end the
2211
01:53:28.449 --> 01:53:31.380
entire world, and I was thinking about what that could be.
2212
01:53:31.500 --> 01:53:34.779
Me too. What do you think it is? Do you
2213
01:53:34.800 --> 01:53:35.479
think nukes are real?
2214
01:53:35.819 --> 01:53:35.960
No.
2215
01:53:38.000 --> 01:53:42.520
I think nuclear power is. I think there's devastating, there's
2216
01:53:42.579 --> 01:53:45.399
devastating weapons. Because some people are like, oh, you're such
2217
01:53:45.420 --> 01:53:48.439
an optimist, bimbo. You don't think things, I'm like, dude,
2218
01:53:48.479 --> 01:53:51.729
mustard gas, directed energy, like there's huge bombs.
2219
01:53:52.390 --> 01:53:56.000
But the evidence isn't there. It's like, My dad was giving.
2220
01:53:55.880 --> 01:53:57.520
A speech in Hiroshima when I was a kid, and
2221
01:53:57.539 --> 01:53:58.939
I was terrified he was going to die because I
2222
01:53:58.960 --> 01:54:00.779
was hiding under a cardboard fucking desk.
2223
01:54:01.100 --> 01:54:02.140
What was his dad doing?
2224
01:54:02.779 --> 01:54:04.859
And people just were like, oh, no, he'll be fine.
2225
01:54:05.079 --> 01:54:07.319
I'm like, no, but Hiroshima has been nuked. It's like
2226
01:54:07.770 --> 01:54:11.939
a billion years is poison. And they're like, no, your
2227
01:54:11.979 --> 01:54:15.609
dad will be fine. I'm like, noted. And then I
2228
01:54:15.649 --> 01:54:18.010
started seeing more and more, and I know these guys,
2229
01:54:18.130 --> 01:54:18.750
and one of my.
2230
01:54:18.750 --> 01:54:21.989
Buddies just goes, It's best to act like they're real. Like,
2231
01:54:22.010 --> 01:54:25.250
he's so autistic that he's like, game theory lowers war.
2232
01:54:25.310 --> 01:54:27.569
Because everyone thinks that there's mutual destruction. It's game theory.
2233
01:54:27.609 --> 01:54:31.170
I'm like, Jesus, dude. Yeah, and if you think... So
2234
01:54:31.189 --> 01:54:36.029
if everyone believes... Well, it's a controlled mechanism. But the
2235
01:54:36.069 --> 01:54:40.020
truth is, they got way worse bombs. I gotta go, Johnny. Yeah,
2236
01:54:40.039 --> 01:54:40.630
I know. That was it.
2237
01:54:40.699 --> 01:54:42.840
Well, what's the difference, though? If they have way worse bombs,
2238
01:54:42.880 --> 01:54:43.479
what does it matter?
2239
01:54:44.319 --> 01:54:47.359
Well, because it's a lie that's been told forever. Uh-huh.
2240
01:54:48.680 --> 01:54:52.800
They have earthquake weapons. They have direct energy weapons. They
2241
01:54:52.819 -->
01:54:57.100
have voice-to-skull weapons. They're way past nukes, but they keep
2242
01:54:57.119 --> 01:55:00.670
the nuke thing because it's something everyone... Keep it simple, stupid.
2243
01:55:00.710 --> 01:55:03.229
So do you think Tucker Carlson, when he just a
2244
01:55:03.270 --> 01:55:06.250
couple days ago said that Trump is considering, according to
2245
01:55:06.289 --> 01:55:09.630
a leak from inside the White House, nuking, tactical nuke
2246
01:55:09.909 --> 01:55:14.369
on the Iranian, the new Iranian nuclear site, do you
2247
01:55:14.430 --> 01:55:19.600
think that Tucker is knowingly contributing to, uh, Tucker.
2248
01:55:19.100 --> 01:55:22.340
Is a really smart guy. Tucker doesn't know everything. And
2249
01:55:22.359 --> 01:55:25.520
there's things that Tucker may not be comfortable with going with,
2250
01:55:26.010 --> 01:55:28.649
because that's one of those things like the new episode,
2251
01:55:28.670 --> 01:55:30.489
Tim fall hat. We put out, we're not going to
2252
01:55:30.510 --> 01:55:33.729
be able to put out a description on YouTube about
2253
01:55:33.770 --> 01:55:37.470
what it's about because we'll get pounded on. So there's
2254
01:55:37.529 --> 01:55:40.029
things that you could go to, like Flat Earth is
2255
01:55:40.100 --> 01:55:41.760
one of those, like, I'm not saying I'm a Flat
2256
01:55:41.800 --> 01:55:44.220
Earth guy, but the minute you say Flat Earth, everyone
2257
01:55:44.239 --> 01:55:46.640
thinks you're crazy. The minute you say there's no viruses,
2258
01:55:46.899 --> 01:55:54.710
there's no nukes, Flat Earth, everyone thinks you're a crazy person. Yeah,
2259
01:55:54.750 --> 01:55:56.630
I mean, they got weather manipulation.
2260
01:55:57.210 --> 01:55:58.829
Yes, that's as dangerous as anything.
2261
01:55:59.489 --> 01:55:59.810
Certainly.
2262
01:56:00.630 --> 01:56:02.550
Really quick, before we go, the plane thing, what's your
2263
01:56:02.590 --> 01:56:05.579
take on it, quick, as we sign off here? The
2264
01:56:05.619 --> 01:56:06.340
crash in Florida.
2265
01:56:06.359 --> 01:56:09.189
I don't know what it is, dude. I don't know
2266
01:56:09.239 --> 01:56:15.869
what happened there. I mean, I think at minimum, it's sketchy.
2267
01:56:18.770 --> 01:56:22.670
Because supposedly the guy on there had created software that
2268
01:56:22.710 --> 01:56:27.810
can dox you for comments and private profiles and all
2269
01:56:27.850 --> 01:56:28.310
that shit.
2270
01:56:28.789 --> 01:56:29.050
Oh, really?
2271
01:56:29.069 --> 01:56:32.310
Which isn't good for anybody. I mean, which isn't good
2272
01:56:32.439 --> 01:56:39.880
for subversion, cultural warfare, bots, dead internet, all that shit.
2273
01:56:40.479 --> 01:56:43.020
We're in agreement that it was a plane that crashed though, right?
2274
01:56:43.600 --> 01:56:46.630
I believe it's a plane that crashed, but I still
2275
01:56:46.670 --> 01:56:49.069
think it's weird that there's no plane right there and
2276
01:56:49.130 --> 01:56:50.319
I'm not going to get a fight with it.
2277
01:56:50.970 --> 01:56:53.369
The point that nobody is, everybody's missing though, is that
2278
01:56:53.430 --> 01:56:56.569
the video, it looked like a plane, not a missile.
2279
01:56:56.609 --> 01:56:58.770
Like what we saw going to the Pentagon that looked,
2280
01:56:58.810 --> 01:57:01.270
didn't look like a plane. It looked like a plane.
2281
01:57:01.310 --> 01:57:02.710
We saw a plane, you know what I mean?
2282
01:57:02.729 --> 01:57:06.890
So All right, guys. Bye, everybody. Love you guys. See
2283
01:57:06.909 --> 01:57:07.970
you guys in Dallas. Give me a word.
2284
01:57:08.250 --> 01:57:08.590
Give me a.
2285
01:57:10.130 --> 01:57:10.270
Word.
2286
01:57:10.529 --> 01:57:12.779
Russell Brand is innocent. Okay.
2287
01:57:13.239 --> 01:57:13.779
Good luck with that.
2288
01:57:14.260 --> 01:57:14.680
Bye.
2289
01:57:14.720 --> 01:57:16.659
If you don't know the word, it's to prove you
2290
01:57:16.680 --> 01:57:19.239
made it to the end. Tweet the word at Sam.
2291
01:57:19.819 --> 01:57:21.020
At Sam Tripoli on X.
2292
01:57:21.460 --> 01:57:22.340
If you have the balls.
2293
01:57:22.439 --> 01:57:23.000
Bye.
2294
01:57:23.500 --> 01:57:34.050
Bye, everybody. Bye-bye. They run for life