התמלול המלא של Implants vs. Apocalypse w/ Edgar Blackmon

4: That up them. 00:02:33 Speaker 2: But that's the new thing now, right, is like passive income, which essentially is just what rich people have been doing this whole time, this whole time, this whole time, it's just us dummies are working, working our thoughts off, and then they're getting all the money. So essentially, this whole country has been built on passive income. It's just now they're like introducing it to us roubs M. But it's like it is the vending machine. Isn't that a passive income? 00:03:02 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh that would be great. I would like to have a vending machine. 00:03:05 Speaker 2: But I don't buy this notion of passive because somebody's got to stock it. Someone's got you know what I mean, Like they say, like, oh you just it's easy, or even like an airbnb. Remember you tried to airbnb that one little room house. Oh yeah, that was a disaster. You lost much a lot of money. 00:03:22 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I kept having to replace the sheets because people are gross. There will be like a full body outline of someone who people are on their body and gotten the clean sheets. 00:03:32 Speaker 2: Like people get an airbnb just to break a fever. 00:03:35 Speaker 1: In your bed exactly, exactly. 00:03:38 Speaker 2: No thanks. So I actually I don't know. Maybe I do. I might take back the passive income thing. I actually don't want to do that because I think it's a misnomer. I think the only way to really make passive income is to be a billionaire and take advantage of workers. 00:03:52 Speaker 1: Yeah that's probably true. But your lips look good, Hey, thank you so much. 00:03:57 Speaker 2: They do. 00:03:58 Speaker 1: I'm thinking of getting the permanent makeup. I'm thinking of getting. 00:04:01 Speaker 2: Oh like the outline. 00:04:02 Speaker 1: Yeah, because they can. 00:04:03 Speaker 3: I think they can take it a little bit further than the edge and maybe create a little bit of an e loose I say, but that it's so that you have a little bit more than you got. 00:04:13 Speaker 2: Can I can I give you my litmus test for if I'm going to get something permanent, whether it be an implant or a you know, something cosmetic, it's something that you cannot get rid of, a veneer, something like that. 00:04:27 Speaker 1: Okay. 00:04:28 Speaker 2: My litmus test is always, will this hinder me in any way in the apocalypse? Okay, So for example, when you get a veneer, when you get veneers, they they they put your they grub your teeth down to little nubs. Right, and so if there's the apocalypse, you're in a world of no dentist and these veneers start falling out, well, now you've got little bat boy teeth, you know. So that's that's my way. I don't think a tattoo lip would hinder you in an apocalyptic situation. 00:05:03 Speaker 1: Great point, great point. 00:05:05 Speaker 2: A breast and plant. A breast and plant is tough in the apocalypse because you have to replace them. 00:05:09 Speaker 3: That's you know what I mean, Right, I think that's

a great that's my litmus standard by which to judge things. 00:05:15 Speaker 2: Right. 00:05:15 Speaker 3: So we're talking permanent, right, So maybe you know, get in the hooded part, pinched back on your eyelids. 00:05:21 Speaker 1: Gonna only help you in the pocket, that's gonna help you. 00:05:24 Speaker 2: See a lasing a lasick. If done right, that's gonna really help you. That's gonna really help you. And you can go on water rides at six Flags, you know, and you don't have to worry about your glasses. 00:05:34 Speaker 3: See now that I know, they can give you a new lens in your eyeball, like you know when you have cataracts and they give you a new lens and then give you a perfect lens so that you don't have to have glasses anymore. Now I'm like, well, can't we all just let can't I. 00:05:46 Speaker 2: Have that surgery? 00:05:47 Speaker 1: But you have to wait till you have cataies to get it. 00:05:50 Speaker 2: My father had that, remember, and he yes, because he couldn't see it all. And then he got that and then he could see and it drove my mom nuts because then he could see everything and he saw, you know, if things weren't clean, he saw, he. 00:06:05 Speaker 1: Saw that she'd been lying to him the whole time about. 00:06:07 Speaker 2: Everything, about everything. So I will say, be careful with that, yeah, because wasn't she. 00:06:13 Speaker 3: Also wasn't that big blow up that like he discovered halfway through eating an impossible apostle that she told him it was real neat. 00:06:21 Speaker 2: But he caldn't see it. Yeah, exactly. Oh good job guys. 00:06:25 Speaker 1: Ya my hear guys. Wild guts, wild guts go. 00:06:29 Speaker 2: I don't think Wait, the game hasn't started yet. 00:06:32 Speaker 1: Oh these are just that's okay, Warm up. 00:06:34 Speaker 2: Little warm, little pep talk. 00:06:36 Speaker 1: I don't know how sweet bow looks. He looks so cute. I got I got little stripe socks. I love that cute. 00:06:41 Speaker 2: Isn't that cute? Cute? I think they're so cute. I love a little knee high sock. It's so cute. 00:06:46 Speaker 1: Sweet. I got a new mantra. Did I tell you my new mantra? 00:06:49 Speaker 3: No? 00:06:49 Speaker 2: I love this? What is it? 00:06:50 Speaker 1: I am not my thoughts, I am not my thoughts. I am not my thoughts. I am not my thoughts. It's helping. 00:06:55 Speaker 2: And you just say that over and over. 00:06:57 Speaker 3: I say it anytime I think of it, and right now I'm trying to do it at red lights, so you know, but. 00:07:02 Speaker 2: What if your thought is stop? 00:07:04 Speaker 3: Oh no, that's like the time I got rear ended while sitting at a red light because the guy behind me thought it had changed and he just ran right into me. 00:07:14 Speaker 1: And I'm never far at the red light. 00:07:15 Speaker 2: It's never maybe in his mind. He was like, I am not my thoughts. I would just be careful because we do need some thoughts. 00:07:21 Speaker 1: That's true, we need some survival thought. 00:07:24 Speaker 2: Like you don't want to be like you see a snake and you're like, I am not my thoughts. I'm gonna hug it, and that's right, and then that's not great. Are you a snake person? I don't know that about you. 00:07:33 Speaker 3: You know, I've changed a lot because remember when we used to have I remember in biology we had that boa constrict at. 00:07:40 Speaker 2: School, but it wasn't I it wasn't a bowel constrict. Those are like what was it? 00:07:44 Speaker 1: Those are like that one? 00:07:45 Speaker 2: It was a ball python. Yeah, yeah, python. 00:07:48 Speaker 3: I used to hold it all the time. Couldn't care less, no big whoop. I don't think I could do that now. 00:07:54 Speaker 2: I don't either. I remember one time we did that field trip. We went to Brookfield Zoo and they let it hold a tarantula, and remember. 00:08:01 Speaker 1: We did it, and I could. 00:08:04 Speaker 2: I could never do that now, So I guess it's because as you It's why I say you have to learn how to drive and have kids before you're thirty, because then your frontal lobe is developed and is like you should not do either of those things, right, That's right, And so I think I just I don't think. Would you go on a roller coaster? 00:08:22 Speaker 1: Definitely i'd go, you'd still I don't know. 00:08:24 Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't had the opportunity. But we, I mean we used to. Oh god, Janet and I used to love roller coasters. We were wild. 00:08:31 Speaker 1: We were good on the American Eagle front seat. 00:08:35 Speaker 3: Always. 00:08:35 Speaker 2: We would wait three hours for that front seat. Always. That was like, I don't know if I could do it now? 00:08:40 Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I don't. Well, you never were crazy about the drop feeling this dropped. 00:08:45 Speaker 2: Straight sometimes I'd close my eyes. 00:08:47 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. 00:08:48 Speaker 3: I keep just I am not my thoughts because I think sometimes like whatever I'm thinking or stewing on or kind of like whatever is in on retisserie in my head, I'm just sure. 00:08:58 Speaker 1: And I start to like it just. 00:08:59 Speaker 3: Be comes my whole human experience. So I okay, No, those are just my thoughts. Those are just thoughts, and if I observe them, then they have to change, right, Because a particle becomes a wave when it is observed or something, So I can actually change something like that. 00:09:17 Speaker 2: Well, you just look at thoughts as information as opposed to the truth. Yeah, except at a red light exactly. 00:09:24 Speaker 1: But we don't even know what thoughts are, Like, what are they? We don't know what they are. Where do they come from? What is causing them? Is it from our brain? Is generating it? 00:09:33 Speaker 3: Or is it like some kind of like collective consciousness that you're just spiral? 00:09:37 Speaker 2: I don't want it. 00:09:38 Speaker 1: I'm a spiral. 00:09:39 Speaker 2: I don't want to spiral. 00:09:40 Speaker 3: I know this is

like when I couldn't figure out what light was. Oh, we use light all the time. We don't know what it is. 00:09:46 Speaker 2: Have you ever thought that maybe sometimes we are too curious and that's why things aren't exciting for us anymore. Like I mean, obviously it doesn't work with advances and things like medicine and stuff. But sometimes I'm like, it was more fun when I thought Thunder was Angel's bowling. Yeah, agree, like that was more charm like learning what thunder is? Did that really enhance my life at all? Or was it more whimsical when I thought it was something else? Now I would look like a fool in polite society where I had to bring that up. But I think there might be certain things I don't know. I think about that with Scott, where I'm like, because you know, I don't know if we're doing Santa anymore, right, mostly because I want credit. 00:10:29 Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. 00:10:29 Speaker 2: I am so sick. 00:10:30 Speaker 1: Of Santa Shtern appreciation. 00:10:32 Speaker 4: I am. 00:10:33 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:10:33 Speaker 2: So we have decided that Santa gives one gift a year and the rest is your frickin' mother. 00:10:38 Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. Then I'll do the same because they'll tell each other Scott and. 00:10:41 Speaker 2: Botaze, Oh, that's right. That was one of the reasons why. That's why I wanted to tell you, because we have to both decide what we're doing for Santa. 00:10:48 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:10:48 Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's sweet that you and don still do gifts and you do thoughtful, romantic. 00:10:53 Speaker 1: Gets for each other. 00:10:54 Speaker 3: I have to say, Larry and I haven't done gifts in I don't know, five years, ten years, I don't know time. 00:11:00 Speaker 2: You don't do gifts at all? What about birthdays? He's got me birthday gifts. 00:11:03 Speaker 3: Before he does birthdays, but we don't do Christmas for each other. 00:11:05 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could see that we still do gifts. It's pretty cute. We've definitely done some gift of the Magiz stuff where like, yeah, you know where, Like he's given me lingerie and I've been like, I'm I don't do that anymore. 00:11:19 Speaker 3: You know what, I thought, the best thing you got me this past year for Christmas was the Advent calendar for the dogs. Every day of December got a sweet Ballogney Country. 00:11:32 Speaker 2: And I will say the older I get, the more I like to just get gifts for the dog or say that the gifts came from the dog, because that is so funny to me. That the dog understood the transaction of goods and services it was able to purchase. So I mean, that is so funny to me, the thought of our dog going out and buying something for don I don't mind if the dog gets credit, but I don't want another fat white guy getting credit for what I do. 00:11:57 Speaker 1: Yep, But I think you're right. 00:11:59 Speaker 3: It does take away some of the what was that great word you used, not mystical, magical. 00:12:04 Speaker 2: Whimsy, whimsy whimsical nature to the ignorance of things, of certain things, not everything, but certain. 00:12:12 Speaker 3: The only thing that has ever helped me by figuring out what it is is when I figured out how planes fly, when I learned that equation, because that helped me not be so nervous because I don't like to be on a plane. But when I say to myself during takeoff, this is weight and drag against speed and lift, and they're staying in balance with each other. And this plane is treating the air the way the boat treats the water. 00:12:34 Speaker 1: Yes, sits okay. 00:12:36 Speaker 3: So even any turbulence, that's just like a little rocky wave hit in the boat, right, yes. 00:12:41 Speaker 2: And you know what has helped me with that is vodka and adavan. Can you smell me? 00:12:53 Speaker 1: Yeah? I was gonna say something, Can. 00:12:55 Speaker 2: You really smell you? Can you his bad? 00:12:56 Speaker 3: Or is it? 00:12:57 Speaker 4: Yeah? 00:12:57 Speaker 3: Yeah? 00:12:57 Speaker 1: Can I come in? Can I get close? 00:12:59 Speaker 3: Yeah? 00:13:00 Speaker 1: Change smell like? 00:13:01 Speaker 4: Yeah? 00:13:01 Speaker 2: What is that mayonnaise? So do you mayonnaise? Okay? So remember when we were Remember when all you had were like magazines to find out how to do your makeup and stuff? 00:13:12 Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. 00:13:13 Speaker 2: Okay, So remember for hair masks, they would say to use an egg in mayonnaise. So last night, you know, the power went out and all the stuff was going to go bad, and so I made an egg in mayonnaise hair mask and I actually think it worked. But I'm telling you, I can smell me I can smell me everywhere. I feel like dogs are going to start chasing me. 00:13:34 Speaker 3: Yeah, you are going to be you are going to be a magnet. But I have to say I'm not a fan of mayonnaise smell. But it doesn't smell like mayonnaise on you because it's mixing in with your pH You have cutten candy pH LeAnn you. Anything that mixes your particular hormone smells really good yours. 00:13:51 Speaker 2: You know what your smells like, what your smells like sandalwood And I don't really know what sandalwood smells like, but whatever you smell like is what I think is sandal wood. Does that make sules? 00:14:01 Speaker 1: Yeah? 00:14:01 Speaker 3: I want to be like sandal wood because that makes me feel like, you know, I smell like Joshua Tree. 00:14:05 Speaker 1: I've never been, but it seems like. 00:14:07 Speaker 2: Oh I've never been. I've never been. 00:14:09 Speaker 3: If we don't need to go to the desert, I mean, our bodies would be like, you know, instantly, like I can't survive here. 00:14:14 Speaker 1: I can't survive here, you know. 00:14:16 Speaker 2: But it's not bad. The smell isn't bad, not on you. Do you think my hair looks good though it's lustress dress? 00:14:24 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really it's really enviable. You right now have pre natal hair and your post natal and that. 00:14:30 Speaker 2: Could be more post

natal. I know, are you out of your mind? You got your your. 00:14:35 Speaker 1: Post nasal, your post natals, your post natal. You got a post natal drip. 00:14:40 Speaker 3: Babe, I think your that's when I'm wetting my underpants. 00:14:46 Speaker 1: I got a post natal drip. 00:14:49 Speaker 2: Oh god, remember you had to wear all those ice you wear those ice packs. 00:14:52 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that feelts it amazing. 00:14:55 Speaker 2: I think we should bring that back. We should bring that back. We should have a little ice packs in our underwears all time. 00:15:00 Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, is that Eddie? 00:15:03 Speaker 3: I love Eddie, Edie Eddy Hey, hold on, let me roll down, hold on, Eddie. 00:15:09 Speaker 1: Eddie, Eddie. 00:15:11 Speaker 4: What you guys doing. 00:15:15 Speaker 3: Like that? 00:15:16 Speaker 2: We're reporting? 00:15:17 Speaker 1: Can we talk to you? 00:15:18 Speaker 4: We're recording. 00:15:18 Speaker 2: We're doing because I mean if Edie Okay, So Eddie is he's one of our favorite dads and he has been He used to coach, he used to god, she used to do everything. And then well, I don't want to say it because I don't want to put words in your mouth, but you had to stop right because you had to go to a counseling yeah. 00:15:36 Speaker 4: Yeah, coaching is it's torture. You coach because you know, no one can coach your own child better than you, because most of these coaches don't know a thing about the game. But then you have to deal with all of the parents, and so I just it's impossible. How you tell a five year old he doesn't have the body to be a wingsman, Like it's you just have to They don't get it. I'm like, you don't. You don't know anything about this. 00:16:04 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Eddie coached everything. He was remember he was coaching flag football, he was coaching base so he was coaching everything and everyone everyone. 00:16:12 Speaker 4: Was so good. Yeah. That's the other thing is that not only is everyone good, but these kids these days. I just remember when you and on every team when we were coming up, had at least one nose picker, just one person who was just a kid that was just there because his parents made them be there. He don't care about the game. Now all these kids are baby pros. They all coming with gloves, all these little eight year olds with cleats. 00:16:36 Speaker 2: I know, I know it. And Scott's always talking. I mean it's like we remember played again. Sports. You can get used stuff. You can't do that anymore. You have to buy it all new. 00:16:44 Speaker 4: No. I got like a membership at Big five. I go in, They're like, hey, Eddie, and I'm like, what's up, Jeff? 00:16:50 Speaker 1: Where this is going? They want us on a subscription for everything. 00:16:53 Speaker 3: They're gonna want us on a subscription for absolutely everything. You know. 00:16:56 Speaker 2: I mean, you have something to drink? 00:16:59 Speaker 4: Okay, please? 00:17:01 Speaker 1: What do you want? 00:17:01 Speaker 3: We got cream soda, we got orange soda, we got roup beer. We even we do have Truly's because Truly's were on a bogo. 00:17:06 Speaker 1: You want to own? 00:17:07 Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, give me a truly really? 00:17:09 Speaker 1: Okay? You want a koozie? So it looks like a lacroix. 00:17:11 Speaker 4: I don't give a good guy what these people start doing about him? 00:17:14 Speaker 2: Well, look how funny that cozy is. It's for what we saw the Jimmy Buffett musical. 00:17:18 Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, what a time. 00:17:21 Speaker 1: I know I got somewhere, Eddie. What so? 00:17:24 Speaker 3: So? I know you can say you can plead the fifth if you want to on this. But was you had a medical issue right that caused you to not be able to coach because your health was in danger? 00:17:34 Speaker 1: Were you giving yourself a heart attacker? 00:17:36 Speaker 3: Well? 00:17:36 Speaker 4: It turns it turns out, you know, I thought it was the stress of the game. I felt chest tightness, arm numbness, and lightheadedness. 00:17:45 Speaker 2: Okay Eddy the hallmark sign. 00:17:47 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, And I was like, the game is ruining me. I can't die out here on these fields with these children, not just because it's a dumb way to go, but who wants to be the reason that a bunch of children never play sports again. I watched my coach drop dead in front of me. It won't be me, it won Yeah. But it also turns out that I eat ribs too much and then and so a lot of that is really just high cholesterol. So had it changed the old diet? 00:18:17 Speaker 2: Oh so it was the diet. It wasn't even the coaching. 00:18:20 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Okay. So like I've been divorced now three years. 00:18:24 Speaker 2: It's been three years, I think, right, yeah, yeah. 00:18:26 Speaker 4: I've been divorced. It'll be three years this December. So it was a great time to get divorced. 00:18:32 Speaker 2: I know, I know. But then you didn't have to buy your bresach. 00:18:35 Speaker 4: I was like, get it done. You're not getting anything, you know, did it? 00:18:39 Speaker 2: And I were on your side the whole time. 00:18:41 Speaker 4: You know that, but thank you. It's nice to have somebody on it. But here's the point. Anyway, I completely changed. I realized that I changed how I ate. I was eating healthier when I was married, because you do that, you you you feed everyone right when you're cooking. But now it's just me and I'm I'm just seeing recipes and I'm just going, well, yeah, I could I have time for brisk it again. 00:19:01 Speaker 2: You know Edie's a good cook. Do you remember when he The thing that you can do that I think is crazy is you can make a bowling a bowl. I can never say, what is it? Bolonnaise? 00:19:10 Speaker 4: Bolonnaise? 00:19:11 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you make that sauce and you put cinnamon in it. 00:19:14 Speaker 1: Well, that gives it a case. 00:19:16 Speaker 4: You gotta mess with it. You know, anytime I see a recipe somewhere, I

just assume that the person is wrong. You know. Oh, a good start, but not all the way. 00:19:29 Speaker 1: It's not in the garden. It's in a garden. 00:19:31 Speaker 3: There. I'm getting there, garden there, you're getting there? 00:19:36 Speaker 4: These nuts? You see what I'm saying? 00:19:39 Speaker 2: Her head? 00:19:39 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big smell and you smell and it guess here? 00:19:44 Speaker 4: Can I get close? 00:19:45 Speaker 2: Yeah? Can you smell me. 00:19:48 Speaker 4: Mmmm. 00:19:49 Speaker 1: Oh wow, he whiffed here. He really took you in. 00:19:52 Speaker 4: Well, he's a cook, was a mayonnaise. 00:19:56 Speaker 1: I think it's because. 00:19:58 Speaker 2: Of the culinary stuff. I do, I really do, because I you know, because oh Eddie went to high school with us too. Yeah, and where did you get your like beauty habits? I mean, did guys even do that? 00:20:10 Speaker 5: Yeah? 00:20:10 Speaker 1: Were you going to ALTA? 00:20:11 Speaker 4: Back then? Was there Alta? I used to do this thing. I don't know if y'all know about this because it's a it's really a product for black guys. But it's called Sporting Waves Supporting. So what you used to do is you would get this palmade called Sporting Waves, okay, okay, and then you would put that into your into your hair, and then you'd brush that that down until you got you some little waves because you know, waves was popping. I understand their back. I understand then the young kids are doing waves again. 00:20:44 Speaker 2: But how did you learn to do that? 00:20:46 Speaker 3: Well? 00:20:46 Speaker 2: Because kids now, you know, right, they got everything. They can learn anything. 00:20:49 Speaker 4: You have to You got to be one. You got to be in streets back then. You had to be in the streets. You know, you had to see somebody before you could do it yourself. There was no no TikTok trend YouTube Calvin, how'd you do your hair? And then Calvin is like, don't tell anybody, it's sporting waves. 00:21:07 Speaker 2: Calvin is doing good. He's a lawyer. Yeah, he's good for you, really good. He's in Charlottesville. 00:21:12 Speaker 3: I think. 00:21:13 Speaker 2: So that was the thing. 00:21:15 Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to have waves. You know, you had to have waves. And then you know, the the other big thing is, you know, because you guys don't do a lot right, So it's like it's like accessories, shoes, cologne, and waves. You got to have waves. 00:21:33 Speaker 1: I may say, you've always smelled nice, you've always had good. 00:21:36 Speaker 4: I think it tastes such bad, especially now it's so important to smell good these as. I'm doing something right now. 00:21:41 Speaker 3: Man, I think men can be so so gross, and to have you not be gross is so special. 00:21:46 Speaker 2: You know, wait, what are you doing new? 00:21:47 Speaker 5: Now? 00:21:48 Speaker 4: Okay? So right now? So what I was doing before I was I've been on Birdberry for probably about a good seven years. 00:21:54 Speaker 2: From Walgreens are the real one? 00:21:56 Speaker 4: No, you gotta do the real one because these these women out here today, I know y'all in in these streets like I am, but they can smell fake. There's too much alcohol in it, you know, if it's too strong. Like you, you smell like somebody's uncle, and I am somebody's uncle. But I don't want to smell like somebody's uncle. You understand. 00:22:15 Speaker 2: You think you're right because I remember the nose blind thing, like you know, people who have cats and they can't smell absolutely. I think that's how I am with just how my husband smells like it, just like Don smells, Don smells like I don't know, march madness. 00:22:28 Speaker 3: Brackets, I don't know, like sensory adapted, Like don't you think Leanne has a sweet smell? Though? 00:22:35 Speaker 1: Don't you think the Mayo smells a little sweet? 00:22:37 Speaker 3: Well? 00:22:37 Speaker 4: You always yeah, I don't know what fragrance you're wearing, but you always smell good. 00:22:41 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's egging Mayonnai's and I think it's just me. Okay, So what do you do so you're not doing the burberybery? 00:22:49 Speaker 4: I mean I still have one. You know, if if I go out with somebody that's you know, fifty, I might put on the book, you know, just to hit her in her nostalgia. But what I'm doing right now is from uh mont Blanc. I thought they made pens. I think that's a different company. But yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and it's and it's not everywhere and and that's what I like about it is because you know, trying to find a signature scent is difficult because everyone's like, well, we all wear Versaci and I'm like, well I'm not, because I'm you're not getting You paid two hundred dollars for a bottle of Clone, but mont Blanc got some cheepies out there. 00:23:24 Speaker 3: Blank. 00:23:24 Speaker 2: Okay, so that's what your you have on now? 00:23:27 Speaker 4: Oh for sure he'll get in here. 00:23:31 Speaker 2: Is that sandal? 00:23:32 Speaker 4: You know what it might be? I feel like they put it in everything. 00:23:36 Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, to make you smell almost woodsy. 00:23:39 Speaker 4: What's the other one with English leather or something like that. I'm like, what does that? 00:23:43 Speaker 1: I bought a tobacco is a scent? 00:23:45 Speaker 4: Tobacco goes hot? 00:23:47 Speaker 1: Hold on, I have to roll down devet do it again. That's the wrong photoball. 00:23:54 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good job, good job, knows. 00:23:57 Speaker 4: What's going on out there. 00:23:58 Speaker 1: The refs are that is your blood pressure doing? 00:24:01 Speaker 4: Okay, I have to walk away. I'm so glad. I saw you guys, because I just was getting frustrated, Like, what's the point of you? I know they're getting paid, Why are you out here if you're not gonna call the game? These kids can't learn the game if you don't call the game. 00:24:14 Speaker 2: So you like every call? I remember that you would always call holding, even

though holding was yeah okay. And then but Little you Know is good. Chuck's pretty good. Yeah, little Chuck. You should see Little Chuck. He is so funny. He always has bandages on his knees even when he doesn't need it. 00:24:30 Speaker 4: Oh my, yeah, every everyone, Everyone loves to be a soldier. Oh I suffered, I suffered. I suffered. Wore you Nelly? Nelly, he's just a random band aid? Yeah, okay, are we ever not likeing? 00:24:55 Speaker 3: It? 00:24:55 Speaker 4: Didn't Nelly have a scandal that I missed. 00:24:57 Speaker 1: I don't think he did. 00:24:58 Speaker 2: Actually, I think he actually sort of was always I think he's just gotten. 00:25:02 Speaker 4: Low key disappeared me too. And then he was like, what's up, I'm back on that way. 00:25:06 Speaker 2: It's like cash that check. Yeah, no pains back. 00:25:09 Speaker 4: Yeah, ta pains back. But it was like he was hot. 00:25:12 Speaker 2: For a while and then he was gone, I'm outing. I do like a little bit of hip hop. Everyone knows that about me. 00:25:18 Speaker 1: All right, let's you always you listen. 00:25:20 Speaker 4: You don't move like that and not love a dance song with the rhythm in it. Okay. A lot of people don't know this about you because they only know they only know this limb. But I'll tell you. Listen, listen, listen. The hips don't lie. 00:25:36 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that is right. 00:25:38 Speaker 3: Well, Leanne knows how to bring it, and she brings it from behind, and she put her behind in too. 00:25:44 Speaker 2: I'm a perfect rectangle. 00:25:46 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know. 00:25:47 Speaker 3: But when we get you move and it's like Stonehenge came to life. Mmmmm yeah. I mean you were the center of every dance. You were a center of homecoming, center of prim You were always out there keeping us all. 00:26:00 Speaker 4: That was the thing. 00:26:01 Speaker 2: Though they don't do that anymore. Remember there was always there were circles, and I feel like there's not circles anymore, and you stand circle. 00:26:08 Speaker 3: You know what? 00:26:08 Speaker 4: I don't like the circle? Can I say that? 00:26:11 Speaker 2: Coming in? 00:26:12 Speaker 4: What can I say that? Hot take? Hot take? Don't enjoy you know what I do like though? I like a soul train line. 00:26:20 Speaker 2: Everyone gets a little. 00:26:21 Speaker 4: Everyone gets a little taste, and you know when you're done. But you know, the circle is always great when it starts, but then you just out there waiting for someone to take your place in the circle, and then you got to kind of escape the circle. 00:26:36 Speaker 1: You're done. 00:26:37 Speaker 4: Who's gonna let me out of the circle? 00:26:40 Speaker 3: No? 00:26:40 Speaker 4: Soule train line? Two lines getting in there, you're next up. I'm halfway done. 00:26:44 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great pointircle. 00:26:47 Speaker 3: I do a line less pressure in a line because I don't want the focus. I never want the focus. I'm just trying to like lend in out there. I don't want not when I'm dancing, not when i'm I feel too much pressure, surely because I can dance with my body, but not my feet. You know. I've always kept my feet firmly planted. And then your body moves on top of the planet. 00:27:06 Speaker 4: Because you know, some would say that the feet are actually a part of the body. But I can see how you would separate the two. 00:27:12 Speaker 2: She did she stands in place, she dances in place. Yeah, yeah, one of those like those car wash. 00:27:20 Speaker 4: Yeah you're a tail away, you know, And I think that's fantastic. 00:27:24 Speaker 1: I can groove my body. I just can't figure out what to do with my feet. 00:27:29 Speaker 4: Okay, Edie, could try moving a little bit. I don't know that's what I do. Just a two step? If you just do the two step. I'm not I'm no, I'm no Gregory Hines. You know I'm not out here, no Sadi Young Glover. 00:27:42 Speaker 1: But how do you do a two step? 00:27:44 Speaker 3: Show me? 00:27:44 Speaker 4: You know? You just you just move one foot and meet it with the other and then oh no, oh okay, let's all relate back and forth. Yeah, just back and forth. Don't hurt you. 00:27:52 Speaker 2: Next time we go to Triple Crap Pizza and they have that bad, well we'll We're gonna make you. 00:27:57 Speaker 4: Move for sure. 00:27:58 Speaker 2: Wait, Eddie, you got to talk about dating because I haven't done it in so long. 00:28:02 Speaker 1: Yeah, and are you doing her? Are you swiping? Or are not? What? 00:28:07 Speaker 2: How do you do it? Now? 00:28:08 Speaker 4: Could you want to be. 00:28:08 Speaker 2: A catch out there? 00:28:10 Speaker 4: You think you would think? But there's I want you to know, not a lot to be caught, you know. 00:28:16 Speaker 5: Wow? 00:28:16 Speaker 2: You well it's a small town. 00:28:18 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and you know you just you know everybody you know? And I mean, what am I gonna do? I'm only going so far? Okay, No, I get that I'm not traveling too. 00:28:30 Speaker 5: Far going downtown, no, because I mean, like that means I gotta go there and I gotta come back, and what if I if I don't want to stay and I you know, they used to say back in the day, like, oh, she's cute, but she's geographically undesirable. 00:28:47 Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying. Yep, thirty miles out. 00:28:52 Speaker 2: Some people used to say about me because I was so tall. 00:28:57 Speaker 1: That's true, she too. 00:28:58 Speaker 4: That's too far to travel to kiss. That's a good foot and a half. 00:29:03 Speaker 1: Too much of a lateral challenge. 00:29:04 Speaker 2: I guess I never would have thought about that though. It's like how far are you willing to go? 00:29:10 Speaker 4: Right? 00:29:11 Speaker 2: Like I'm not even willing to go to the other side of the bed to kiss don good night at this point, you know for sure, But like how far? I mean, are you going to go to Indiana or are you going to go to another state? 00:29:22 Speaker 4: I think

for me, it's just so hard, Like do I cut them off at lagrange? 00:29:28 Speaker 3: Right? 00:29:29 Speaker 2: Like where's the where is your where is your? 00:29:31 Speaker 3: Well? 00:29:31 Speaker 2: They yeah, you should. Do you have like a city that you'll say I don't go past? You know, I feel like downers grow. 00:29:38 Speaker 4: I feel like if I'm if I'm looking at women in Orland Park, I'm too far down. 00:29:45 Speaker 5: You know. 00:29:45 Speaker 2: That's far. 00:29:46 Speaker 4: That's far, that's far. I met a really a really nice woman from Country Club Hills, but I'm never going back down there. I'm never going back down there. That's so fun. 00:29:56 Speaker 1: Damn near Harvey, that's damn near. It is out of bounds. 00:30:01 Speaker 2: That's too far, too far, that's too far, too far. Do you miss dating at all? 00:30:06 Speaker 1: I missed the rush, I miss the touch. 00:30:09 Speaker 3: I remember when a graze of a finger on a forearm. 00:30:14 Speaker 1: Was like like electric. Yeah, I miss that. 00:30:17 Speaker 3: I miss feeling alive, But I sure don't miss everything else involved. 00:30:23 Speaker 2: Wow, Larry Larry was a good dater though he was romantic. 00:30:27 Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry styles. He wooed me. 00:30:30 Speaker 4: That's what it is. It's the fun of the woo. I don't know. The vibes are the vibes I feel like now though everyone is just so jaded. 00:30:42 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you what. Leanne and I were at a bird. We were at Miley's. Do you remember Miley Miller. We were at Miley's birthday party recently and we found ourselves. 00:30:51 Speaker 4: She still has. 00:30:52 Speaker 2: Birthday parties, which I think is I think is great, but she is, Yes. 00:30:56 Speaker 1: She actually is. She actually is. Do you like do you like the thought of that? 00:31:01 Speaker 4: Listen? I like the thought just about anything. These days. It's so lonely being single, you know, like you forget about the time. You know that the time that you never had to yourself. And I have so much time to myself, and I'm like, you know what, I can't be out here coaching. That's why I was coaching so much. I really threw myself into coaching at to be Can I tell you something? 00:31:20 Speaker 2: I thought you were an alcoholic and that's why you were coaching someone. I knew you were running from something. But then I was like, oh, it's because he doesn't want to be alone. 00:31:27 Speaker 4: Yeah, going home to a quiet house's wild business. 00:31:30 Speaker 3: Well, Leanne and I were at Miley's and just be forewarned if you ever do go to one of her parties that she does do assigned sheeting. She always puts you by people that you're a stranger to. And Lee and I don't like being separated. 00:31:42 Speaker 2: We can't do it. 00:31:43 Speaker 3: No, I don't care for it one bit. But Leanne kept coming over to my table because we are so lonely for each other, and we didn't know how to talk to other people. And so as Leanne was sitting like half on my chair each we each had one cheek and you know, one chair sure, And we were in a gaggle of gals who could not recommend divorce more high to us. Both of them were all of the women that were shocked that both of us are currently married. They're like, what are you doing being married? I cannot recommend divorce enough. I don't know why I didn't do it sooner. It's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. It's just it's huge right now. 00:32:12 Speaker 2: People love it. It was like divorce was arbond and they were trying to get us to be in their sales, you know, I mean they were selling it. They were selling it. 00:32:23 Speaker 4: Oh little little little rode Anne Fields out there. I feel you, I feel you. 00:32:28 Speaker 3: And now sometimes people want to be congratulated and not condolences on their on their divorces because they're like, hey, we're moving on and now they're more amicable, and what's consciously uncoupling And oh. 00:32:39 Speaker 4: Okay, that's yeah, that's consciously uncoupling. 00:32:44 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you guys had it you guys, had you had a good one? 00:32:46 Speaker 3: Eddie? 00:32:47 Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I always She's not here anymore, which is great. 00:32:51 Speaker 4: No, she moved, and you know what, and the great thing is is that she is truly doing what she wants to do. I think she just really felt like she had made so many sacrifices and then she just really wasn't willing to make another one for another second. So now she is. I think she's she's on her way to full park rangering at Yellowstone, which was like a dream of hers. And you know, I'm not I'm not going to the forest, you know that was where that was where the paths diverge. But I do. I'm very happy for her and we have a very great relationship. But you know, I think I would I think congratulations are in order because usually I think when a divorce happens, you're probably doing something that allows you to choose yourself. Yes, not to be like too philosophical about it, but. 00:33:39 Speaker 2: No, I love that. And also so and then you got custody of Chuck, which normally sure the dad doesn't you know, which I thought was you know, that's a testament you are. Yeah, Yeah, I love. 00:33:51 Speaker 4: My baby boy. 00:33:52 Speaker 3: I love my baby down. I would yell defense again, but we've been on defense this whole game. I think we've been on this side of the field. 00:34:05 Speaker 4: No passion for this game. I'll tell you what. Let let this be. Let this be like Minecraft. Let there be a creeper out here, and then he's going to be a completely different child. A little action, a little action. 00:34:17 Speaker 1: Chuck, Eddie. I feel like you've changed your stress responses. 00:34:22 Speaker 2: I I you used to do. 00:34:24 Speaker 3: You used to you know, shadow box in place where it looked like you were kicking an invisible ghosts ass, and then you kind of change to that like tight clapping and jumping up and down where you had incredible vertical where you're just bouncing like you're on a pogo stick to you know, get. 00:34:38 Speaker 1: The stress out. 00:34:39 Speaker 3: But I feel like you've moved on from the pogo bouncing. 00:34:43 Speaker 1: Yeah, and now, like. 00:34:45 Speaker 3: How would you describe this is how your stress management stuff? 00:34:48 Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to tell you. One thing I really like to do is just walk it off. Yeah, just walk it off, because you know what you can do when you walk it off, you can scream in peace. See. I think when I was I was letting it out around others, and then others can tell me that what I'm doing is disruptive and bad for the children. And I feel like if I just walk around the park, then I can mutter and scream to myself and then no one is harmed but me. 00:35:13 Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have like a lot serenity? Now, mantra, what are you saying? 00:35:17 Speaker 4: I like to say, no one gives us about this, but you well that the truth and that frees me. That frees me the truth about so many things, about so many things, and so that's where that's really where I'm at. And I just want to say, we can cross Miley off the list. Do not give her my number? Oh whoa, yes, that is all right, okay. 00:35:42 Speaker 2: With you. 00:35:43 Speaker 4: I'm a grown ass man with you. 00:35:45 Speaker 2: I won't even go on a cruise. If they assign you where you eat dinner. 00:35:48 Speaker 4: I don't even like it. I don't like any single place I've ever even you know what, I'll be very honest, I don't even like it. When you go to the movie theater and you got to buy your tickets and it's like pick your seats, and I'm like, I'm gonna pick them when I get. 00:36:00 Speaker 2: There, Thank you. 00:36:01 Speaker 4: They're like, no, no, you're in J twelve. 00:36:04 Speaker 2: I agree with that. 00:36:05 Speaker 4: I think you go and the seat that you wanted to be in ain't even nobody in that seat. They never show who buys a ticket form. 00:36:13 Speaker 3: M. 00:36:13 Speaker 4: No one gives us about this but you. 00:36:16 Speaker 3: Soccer Moms is an improvised podcast created by Katie Rich and Holly Laurent. It's produced by Noah Avior and Hans Sni, edited by Hannah Parsons, and original music composed by Julie Nichols. Soccer Moms is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts.