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Hi, this is Emma Caulfield and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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and parental discretion is advised.
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It's showtime, folks.
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Enjoy the show.
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Our nuclear reactor, pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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We forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill.
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Don't fuck with the original.
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What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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I'm Brian. I'm Gina.
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And I'm Paul.
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And we're back.
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For another amazing episode.
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You guys didn't email in fast enough and tell me,
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for the love of God, no, not those two.
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And yet, here they are.
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I know. It all falls on your shoulders.
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It's our fault.
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It's your fault, listener.
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So, once again, we're coming to you live via digital recording.
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From, what's the name of this place?
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My Kitchen.
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That's not a cool name at all.
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It's totally cool. It's artisanal. It's small batch.
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Oh, God.
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You're one of those people. It's my artisanal small-batch room
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in my house.
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The time travel kitchen.
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Can we?
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So Doctor Who.
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Well, can we? Because I've got some.
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I mean, most of them just go back to yesterday
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and get the Powerball numbers, but... But essentially.
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There's some other stuff I want to do, too.
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Everything we are discussing is about the past.
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Or the future.
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Oh, potential future.
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Or is it?
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Everything is the potential future.
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Well, except for things that are already set in stone
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with contract, just not completed.
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But in the multiverse contract law.
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Anyway, so this week we've decided we were coming up
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with different ideas and we were throwing a lot of
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them at the wall and they just bounced onto the floor.
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And eventually we came up with one and I went, wait, wait, wait,
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that's got potential. We can run with that. Let's do
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something different this week.
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So... Here's the.
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Very general idea that we're going to bullshit with. There's
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a lot of things that are remade, rebooted, re-whatever the
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studio wants to call it this month. So, and all
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of my feelings on this actually has happened over the
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course of this show, which is kind of interesting. Because
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in the beginning, everybody on the show was just.
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So anti-remakes and like, Oh, God, no, another one.
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And as time went on, I got to where I
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was like, you know, if they can do something good
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with it, who cares? Like, let's not be quite so
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precious about it. Let's just, as long as you do
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it well.
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It's how they do it. It's how they do it
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is a different story. So I don't condemn anything that's
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just a general, like, remake idea at this point, but.
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Sometimes they seem like a terrible idea. Sometimes there's some
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terrible choices that get thrown in the mix. And that's
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kind of where this came from. We were like, okay,
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what if we pick some movies, some classics, some that
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may never need to be remade, which I don't know
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if any of them are so holy they can't be remade,
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but some probably do need to be remade. So we're
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going to throw out a lot of titles. And then
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we're like, well, we'll figure out the best scenario.
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Of how we could redo it or reboot it.
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throw out a lot of ideas. And then I also decided, okay,
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as we get into casting, I found this weird, the
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internet's full of weird things, this thing that will randomly
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generate celebrities. So we're going to do the first round
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of casting with whatever random celebrities it pulls up and
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then talk it out from there.
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So Where would we like to begin? Do you have
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a film title you'd like to start with?
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I think as host, you have to kick it off
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with yours. All right. With something.
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Wait, I just want to pitch an idea real quick
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because it just occurred to me.
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So you're going to do it.
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No, I just want to get this joke in because
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it's good. I want to make a reboot of Das Boot,
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but call it Das Reboot. And done.
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You guys hear the crickets?
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That was good.
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Crickets. I liked it.
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Yeah, Das Reboot.
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I liked the film. Does it warrant a reboot?
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I don't know.
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Probably not, but do you think?
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It could be a Pixar thing about like a submarine sandwich.
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Das Reboot the sequel. Well, now what if it was
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like a submarine- Okay, we're going to go like Pixar.
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It's going to be animated. It's about a submarine, but
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it's all run by an anamorphic boot.
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Sandwiches?
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So there's actually boots running the submarine.
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Das Boot.
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This is how this is going to go, people.
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Or it's a movie about a crew of submariners who
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are also cobblers.
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Anyway, I totally got us off topic.
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That's not bad either.
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Like a side business in.
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The bottom of the stuff. Like a Keebler and all
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secretly like.
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They're hard at work. Oh, we need to stop making
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boots so we can launch a torpedo.
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No, quit hammering on that boot because that torpedo is
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going to hit us. They know where we are.
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Well, we don't have.
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Das Destroyer.
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We don't have an anvil. So instead of hammering on
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the anvil, we're just going to use this missile. Is
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that cool?
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Ding, ding.
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I totally agree. Waylaid this whole thing. Go.
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Sorry.
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That's how we kicked it off.
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Das Boot. Das Reboot. Starring Boots.
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I've got a lot of, again, most people would consider classics,
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so let's go with what, as of recently, got bumped
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up to the arguably best picture. I think it was
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Sight and Sound put it at the top of the
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list a couple of years ago. Too much... response from
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the internet. Vertigo. So, if we're going to recast Vertigo...
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Wait a minute. Before you get into recasting....
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I also.
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I have a list of my don'ts and do's and.
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Rear Window shows up as one of my don'ts. And
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I was thinking probably any Hitchcock film should not be redone.
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And yet they kind of keep doing it. I mean,
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first of all, we already had Rear Window. First off,
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a straight up remake with Christopher Reeve. We've had a
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pretty much ripped off, including a lawsuit reboot with Disturbia.
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All of which were regrettable, I think.
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I still haven't watched the Christopher Reeve one.
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I want to just because of what it is. I
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kind of want to see what he was doing at
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that point in his life.
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It's like It's a Wonderful Life, right? That's also on
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my list.
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Don't worry, we'll get to it.
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I'm not even a huge fan of that film.
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Which one?
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It's a Wonderful Life.
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That's blasphemy right there.
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I don't think it needs to be remade.
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It's great.
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As it is, it's perfect. And I don't even love
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it like You all do, for some bizarre reason.
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Just wait until we recast.
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Jimmy Stewart fan girls.
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So Vertigo, you think can be redone or can't be redone?
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Once
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off so many times, so there is a way to
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do it, not necessarily. This was one I've just rewatched
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in the last year, brought up on the show, but
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have you ever seen Body Double? Because Body Double.
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Brian Bogdanovich?
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Isn't that an old.
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It's De Palma. Brian De Palma. It's De Palma back
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in the middle there when he kind of had a
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budget and was sort of just starting to get to
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that level. He got out of his little super indie projects.
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He's starting to pull people in. Early, early Melanie Griffith. Basically,
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it's taking two different Hitchcock movies and jamming them together.
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Very blatantly. I don't think he was hiding it. It
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is his homage to hitchcock so he takes rear window
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and vertigo and kind of forces them into one plot
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and it's not bad like it it works in its
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own weird way if you have to acknowledge that he's
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very heavily lifting from another artist but like in general
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it's like you can do it it's a functional plot
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so it's like you can see other movies already kind
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of stealing from this anyway so Do.
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I think it can be done?
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Yeah, I'm sure it can.
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You don't think Gone Girl?
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That's, again, I think there's elements of that.
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It's got its own weird twists along the way, but
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there's definitely a little bit of that thrown in there.
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So if you were going to make the worst version
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of vertigo.
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Um, let's, let's see what the, uh, the old computer
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says for casting.
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We'll do, I think it brings up both genders. So
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let's do male and female lead on this.
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All right. So I can see this. It says Bradley Cooper.
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See him being male lead in just about any hollywood
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movie at this point so again some of these i'm
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gonna go with not necessarily like what i
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i'm just like would i see hollywood throwing projects at
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these people and then it's got a couple of here
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um actually i can see natalie portman.
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I don't know that it would work, but I can
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kind of see her being the weird distant girl that
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he's following around all the time.
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A faithful remake of Vertigo. I could support that cast, actually.
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That's not terrible.
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The computer's not that wrong this time.
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Try it again. Tempt Fate, I'm curious.
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Well, we have other alternate options. It also brought up, okay,
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if you want to go the wrong way, it brought
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up Brendan Fraser. Yes.
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If we want to do the wrong way, and let's
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bring up.
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A wrong, and.
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Taylor Swift. So this is going to be great, this.
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New recast version. Brendan Fraser could be good.
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I don't hate the guy, but I just don't really
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like him in stuff.
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He would be believable as.
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A, you know, in a Jimmy Stewart type of character,
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you know?
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Like, you know, he's just so sweet, even though he's
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not intended to be.
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Chris Pratt is like the new everyman.
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I don't know. Is he playing it more of Parks
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and Rec Christmas?
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Like Mouse Rat is how I always think of him.
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He's just kind of dim-witted the whole time. Mouse Rat.
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That's why I can't figure out what's going on with
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this girl. He's just not very smart.
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Maybe.
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I can't see him as anything else in anything I've
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seen him in. Even when I was watching Guardians of
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the Galaxy, I was seeing him falling.
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In a hole.
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I was like, where's Janet Snakehole?
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I finally have. I think he's enough of a different
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character in Guardians that I buy him as that guy.
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It did take a while, though. I saw him a
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few other times.
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Oh, my God. It took a little while.
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That whole Jurassic Park business?
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It's okay.
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That's not his fault, really. There's other issues there.
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I like him. He is the new everyman. He's the
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new Tom Hanks.
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I'm not saying I dislike him.
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He's good. He's a good actor on top of it all.
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I think he's okay.
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I don't want to totally veer off, but there's one
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I was going to get to anyway. Because this is
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throwing back to last week, we kept talking about Indiana Jones,
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Indiana Jones. That's the name that they throw out there now.
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And I'm like, I don't.
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Hate that, really.
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I could live with it. Chris Pratt is Indiana Jones.
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He's pretty damn likable.
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I mean, if anybody's got enough charisma to.
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Come near to their size.
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And he can.
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Pull off the scruff. The scruff. You gotta have the scruff.
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But he doesn't have the.
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Because he's the everyman, there's nothing dangerous about him. Like,
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there's still something kind of shitty and dangerous about Harrison Ford.
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He could be. I feel like Guardians, you buy a
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little of that. Even Jurassic Park, dude, he doesn't have
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anything to do, but like.
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No, like Guardians, the character, he was like so guarded.
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I hate to use that twice in a sentence, but
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it was more like that was his emotional whatever. Harrison
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Ford as Indiana Jones is just like a swaggering dickhead.
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You know? I mean.
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A lovable swagger he did. Not that I didn't love it.
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I mean, that's like, you know, my childhood... But.
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He's pretty lovable in his own weird way. Especially like.
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I don't know. There's something about that Raiders.
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Yeah, I mean, he's great. But he's more dangerous than
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a Chris Pratt.
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It depends on how the script is written, to be honest.
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Because I think he can pull off any of the.
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Any of the.
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Dialogue that Harrison Ford did for any of the previous movies,
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he could certainly have done and pulled it off.
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Which is a rough thing. Because I remember for years,
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I kept like, people kept throwing it out and we
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need to bring in all the, and they kept naming people.
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And I'm like, no, no. Yeah.
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There were so many that wouldn't work, but he would work.
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That's one of the first times I was like, you know,
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I don't hate it. Like it could go horribly wrong, but.
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It's not the worst idea. He could pull it off.
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It's true.
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But from the women's perspective, he's just not as hot
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as a young... Well, I mean... 30-something Harrison Ford.
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It's hard for anything to get close. Like Empire era
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of Harrison Ford? Yeah, I know.
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Shit. I know.
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I look at him and go, God damn, he's pretty.
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So it's really hard for anybody to get close to that.
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It's true.
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It is.
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All right, I've got one. Okay.
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I'll ready the back computer.
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And I'll throw it up as a... as a remake
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it or don't remake it.
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All right.
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We can play that game along the way too. I'm
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sure we will.
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Yeah, I kind of have one of those too, but
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go ahead.
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Sorry.
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I'll keep interrupting. Office space.
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What?
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See, that's the thing. I was trying, I was like,
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I feel like I should throw more modern stuff on there,
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which not that that's not really old because
it kind
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of is for the kids out there.
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It is pretty old. Here's the reason why I list it.
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I have it in my don't category, but it could
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easily be in the do category because there's so many
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things about that movie that is very dated because it's
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about office technology, right? So, and I think, but the
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core story is still true.
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Yeah.
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So you could modernize it and it could still be good.
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That red swing line will never go away.
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That will always be the holy grail of any office,
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I mean.
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Oh, yeah.
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God, that's a hard one to think about recasting, though. Oh,
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you got something? You look like you got something.
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No, I don't. Let's go to the back computer.
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Because all of those, the guys that did that movie
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are still alive, I believe.
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What's sad is, yeah, that's probably, again, if we're putting
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it in Hollywood's hands, it's probably going to have Seth
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Rogen in it.
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Damn it. Wait, and the other guy. Okay, which? What's
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his face? The short, Short kid.
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Okay, wait. It brought up another one and I was like,
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that doesn't fit in. And I'm like, no, no way.
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The dickhead boss guy that's like, yeah. Okay. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Now, if we switch the gender.
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Role and I'm like, you know, I can kind of
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see her being kind of a jerk. Like, that's entertaining.
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But once again, so charming. Which would actually be funnier.
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That could be great.
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That could work.
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Interesting.
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Maybe this is how all these remakes happen.
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If Hollywood would like to go ahead and just bring
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us on board.
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They just get a random generator and they're like, we're
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just gonna make that.
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The mayor of Hollywood would just go.
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Ahead and fly us out. Well, as we have long suspected,
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they get a group of 12-year-olds together.
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Which is us.
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And they start.
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typing things and drawing random crayons and then things.
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Happen they go to an olive garden where they can
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write on the tablecloth yeah that's not a bad.
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Idea you know what we need to do billy is.
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Can you write on the tablecloth at olive garden do
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i have.
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That mistaken they do i mean they always write their
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name hi i'll be your waiter i think one day.
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One day we went there like We had a really
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bad hankering for a salad, and we ended up there
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because we were like, let's get a big salad.
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I hate that place.
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It's like the blue boar of Italian food. It's not Italian.
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It's just.
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Says the Italian at the table.
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I hope you're not hoping for advertising dollars from.
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You've killed our.
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Olive Garden budget.
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Olive Garden.
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We drink their wine.
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Damn it. So anyway, yeah, who else.
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So who else do you need to work in the office?
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Do you have.
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Other entries, or do I keep going? Who would be
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the girl? Oh, the love interest?
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Yeah, the love interest.
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Like the Jennifer Aniston girl?
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Yes.
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Okay. Who must love Kung Fu because that's still applicable,
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I think.
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Do you want to search for another girl on the
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back computer here?
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Well, yeah, but let's think.
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All right, not bad.
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Anne Hathaway.
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Oh.
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I can see. Because again, I feel like Jennifer Aniston
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wasn't right for that and somehow she made it work.
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Because at that point I was like, ah, what is
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she doing in this? And then it kind of works okay.
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So I'm like... She worked at... What was it? Tchotchkes?
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That's a great.
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That's where we should be.
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Deli concept. Tchotchkes. It just has a bunch of tchotchkes
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on the wall.
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Joni loves tchotchkes. Ah, rest in peace, Erin.
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We're sorry.
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Which, I just found this out, and I'm surprised it
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took me several days to discover this, but she died
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in Cordon.
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Yeah.
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It was on the news. How did you miss it? Well,
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I just saw the headline and I thought, oh, yeah.
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Were you like, Scott County, heroin?
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No.
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Well, I mean, it's not like she hadn't had some
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drug issues.
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So I was kind of like, well, I mean, at
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least she didn't fall back into that. So I guess
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that's an upside to it all. Well, anyway.
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Tangent.
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I mean, if you're going to do Anne Hathaway, then
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you might as well throw out Reba McEntire.
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What?
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How are the two even close?
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How does that move?
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I don't see how Anne Hathaway is the love interest for.
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Reba McEntire. Well, I'm just saying, it doesn't fit for me.
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That's the random part of it, truthfully.
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Well, who would you, I mean, who do you say?
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We're looking for like another Jennifer Aniston. Well, essentially.
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Oh my God, then I got it. The chick from
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that show that I hate that's on all the time. Oh.
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The one?
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Yes.
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Katie Kukula from Big Bang Theory.
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How did you know?
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Because it's on all the time. Oh, I've bitched about
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that show enough over the years.
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But she's perfect for that.
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That's fine. See, that's the thing.
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She's actually the, like, bright spot in that show.
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She is.
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Because, like, there's so much stuff about that show I
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don't like, but
I'm like, she is funny.
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Yeah, she's good. But, I mean, that's a good, good,
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it's not that I hate her, it's that I hate
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that show.
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I mean, truthfully, at that point, they just recast all
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of Office Space with the guys from that show. Well,
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that would kind of work.
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Like, they all could do that.
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I mean, it kind of, yeah, as much as I'm
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not thrilled with several of them, I'm like, eh, it
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would kind of work. That works.
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Oh, here's a whole other topic. Doing recasting, but, like,
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movies for television shows.
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That's great.
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Or vice versa.
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Or television shows.
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I mean, they both kind of... Movie versions of television shows?
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Well, no. I mean, who would you cast in a
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television series to a movie?
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The fact that they're doing that so often now. They're
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taking a movie concept and then shoving it into a
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multi-week TV.
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But I like that better. It's like things that you
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find on the BBC where it's like it has a
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beginning and it has an end and it's good and
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it ends.
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Yeah.
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It can go the other way and that's what I
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keep saying with some of like everything because the series
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is now such a cool hip thing it's not cool
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it's just better but sometimes they're jamming things into the
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series format that don't have that much story because there's
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two or three I tuned out on now because I'm
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like you guys are dragging your feet so much well
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but that's yeah but and that's what I'm saying like
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if you you've got a great two hour movie here
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instead you made a twelve hour series that you do
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not have enough material to fill all this.
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Yeah, I mean, there's... I think it can go wrong.
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The other way.
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Yeah, like, what's the show that... Damn it. It's relatively new,
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and we watched the first season of it, the... You know,
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a little grim.
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Yeah.
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It's like, why the hell did they keep going?
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Yeah, the first season was.
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A great little... Because it was making money? Of course.
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And that's the only reason. They got advertising. It didn't
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keep going because they still had story. No. It turned
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into a soap opera. But that was one of those, like,
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it is a good concept. Yeah, I thought it was
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really interesting. It had potential.
508
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The first season was really clever and interesting. You were like,
509
00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:46.339
oh my gosh, that's really kind of cool. And then
510
00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:46.779
it was just like.
511
00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:50.500
but if something especially genre based because your fan base
512
00:22:50.519 --> 00:22:52.480
is there and they're not going anywhere because I think
513
00:22:52.549 --> 00:22:54.549
that I mean basically they were trying to do like
514
00:22:54.589 --> 00:22:59.490
a network a bigger NBC kind of network version of
515
00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:04.029
what Supernatural was doing basically because Supernatural just hit and
516
00:23:04.079 --> 00:23:08.000
like you could never have imagined that like 28 years
517
00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.839
later that show is still on the air and it feels.
518
00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.339
Like it and I'm just like is it still on?
519
00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:14.859
Yeah it's still on right now that's what I'm saying
520
00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:18.220
like and they're still yeah and they've still drug out
521
00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:21.279
new plot lines and the days of our lives of
522
00:23:21.339 --> 00:23:23.509
fantasy i'm not knocking it but i'm just like it's
523
00:23:23.569 --> 00:23:26.329
amazing to think that you could come up with any
524
00:23:26.390 --> 00:23:28.829
kind of plot line that would still be going on
525
00:23:28.910 --> 00:23:32.529
this many years in that like especially in a weird
526
00:23:32.650 --> 00:23:35.069
genre like you have to kind of stick to this
527
00:23:35.289 --> 00:23:38.390
you know genre area that like that's so yeah the
528
00:23:38.430 --> 00:23:40.390
fact that grim ran out as quickly as it did
529
00:23:40.630 --> 00:23:42.910
i guess doesn't surprise me really so i think it's
530
00:23:42.970 --> 00:23:45.589
good like I think that's what's kind of cool about
531
00:23:45.630 --> 00:23:47.950
the new scenario now is like, you can kind of pick,
532
00:23:48.410 --> 00:23:51.349
you can cap it off like old sitcoms. It's like, okay,
533
00:23:51.609 --> 00:23:53.549
we're just going to keep making them forever. So it's
534
00:23:53.569 --> 00:23:57.180
like nine, 10 seasons out. Like you keep feeding it
535
00:23:57.240 --> 00:23:59.980
because it's paying everybody's bills. But like now when you
536
00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:01.720
can do like a Netflix series and be like, okay,
537
00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.900
we've got 12 episodes to tell this story. We're not
538
00:24:04.940 --> 00:24:08.460
necessarily coming back to do this again. So let's write
539
00:24:08.500 --> 00:24:08.859
a story.
540
00:24:08.900 --> 00:24:09.440
And that's the thing.
541
00:24:09.480 --> 00:24:12.329
If you have a story that works for 12 hours
542
00:24:12.390 --> 00:24:14.529
or however long you're going to make this, like, You
543
00:24:14.549 --> 00:24:15.650
can plan it ahead and you can actually do that.
544
00:24:15.670 --> 00:24:16.190
And I would.
545
00:24:16.049 --> 00:24:20.730
Imagine that it's because that so many people have stated
546
00:24:21.750 --> 00:24:25.130
very plainly, you know, hey, BBC is doing this correctly.
547
00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:28.690
Because people have said for years, oh my God, why
548
00:24:28.730 --> 00:24:30.849
can't a story just end and just move on? There's
549
00:24:30.869 --> 00:24:32.089
plenty of other good stories to be told.
550
00:24:32.210 --> 00:24:34.589
And they've done it successfully. Yeah, and they've even.
551
00:24:34.450 --> 00:24:36.410
Done shorter stuff. Like, I mean, I love May Day
552
00:24:36.450 --> 00:24:38.470
and that was like how many... Yeah, it was like
553
00:24:38.490 --> 00:24:39.190
five episodes.
554
00:24:39.210 --> 00:24:41.779
See, that's the thing. I think we want to find
555
00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:47.119
that golden mean area there. We all get frustrated when
556
00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:49.160
it's a BBC show that we like and we're like,
557
00:24:49.740 --> 00:24:51.410
why are there only two series?
558
00:24:51.910 --> 00:24:53.150
Which means we have no episodes.
559
00:24:53.170 --> 00:24:55.730
This sucks. But we look at an American show that
560
00:24:55.789 --> 00:24:57.809
runs for 12 years and we're just like, oh my God,
561
00:24:57.829 --> 00:24:59.809
you guys beat this horse to death. So we kind
562
00:24:59.859 --> 00:25:01.440
of want to find that middle ground where it's like
563
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:05.140
we don't want it to be over immediately, but we
564
00:25:05.339 --> 00:25:06.250
need to be able to cap it.
565
00:25:06.259 --> 00:25:11.000
This isn't on our topic, but I always felt that
566
00:25:11.980 --> 00:25:16.069
Doctor Strange and Mr. Norrell series that the BBC did.
567
00:25:16.569 --> 00:25:19.670
Was so good, and I was so upset when it
568
00:25:19.789 --> 00:25:21.930
came to a close. But that was such a good feeling,
569
00:25:21.950 --> 00:25:23.220
because you were like, oh!
570
00:25:24.150 --> 00:25:26.759
You're like, oh, it could just keep going because the
571
00:25:26.900 --> 00:25:29.140
acting was so good and the writing was so good.
572
00:25:29.220 --> 00:25:32.140
But anyway, so it's your turn to list it.
573
00:25:32.180 --> 00:25:32.579
Oh, my God.
574
00:25:32.660 --> 00:25:34.920
Okay, so I suffer the same thing as you. I
575
00:25:35.079 --> 00:25:38.119
feel like I should mention something new. How about Spider-Man?
576
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.420
It's a joke because that doesn't happen.
577
00:25:40.619 --> 00:25:41.079
Superman?
578
00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:42.119
How many more of those do we need?
579
00:25:42.380 --> 00:25:42.849
Spiders?
580
00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:45.829
But what I was going to say is my real
581
00:25:46.029 --> 00:25:50.569
one is... Spat-Man. And I can kind of say that
582
00:25:50.589 --> 00:25:53.829
there was sort of a remake of this eventually, but
583
00:25:54.069 --> 00:25:55.690
there needs to be a new one, and it kind
584
00:25:55.710 --> 00:25:58.819
of leads me to that could also be remade. Murder
585
00:25:58.839 --> 00:25:59.220
by Death.
586
00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:00.779
All right.
587
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:04.420
Which is like one of my all-time favorite movies. And
588
00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:07.609
then Clue, which is like Murder by Death under the
589
00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.230
guise of a board game.
590
00:26:09.329 --> 00:26:12.799
That's coming... Well, that... Big concept is coming back. You
591
00:26:12.819 --> 00:26:16.079
do know they're doing, this year, they're doing.
592
00:26:15.900 --> 00:26:20.339
A big budget, like, super A-list stars version of Murder
593
00:26:20.359 --> 00:26:21.359
on the Orient Express.
594
00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:24.200
Yeah, yeah. Which sounds, like, the more I hear about it,
595
00:26:24.319 --> 00:26:25.000
sounds cool.
596
00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:25.859
It's kind of a cool idea.
597
00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:29.319
And I think it's, I think it's Kenneth Branagh. So
598
00:26:29.339 --> 00:26:31.759
I'm like, I feel like he's a stylish dude.
599
00:26:31.779 --> 00:26:32.789
Yeah, I mean, but that would be cool.
600
00:26:32.809 --> 00:26:35.369
Like, if he's gonna do an old school kind of director.
601
00:26:35.009 --> 00:26:36.450
To do it, like, that's... That'd be a good Guy
602
00:26:36.470 --> 00:26:39.339
Ritchie one, though. Oh, God. I'm sorry, I can't help it.
603
00:26:39.349 --> 00:26:40.029
I do like Guy Ritchie.
604
00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:44.079
This ain't your grandpa's murder on the Orient Express.
605
00:26:44.599 --> 00:26:48.019
Murder by Death is so funny and has so many
606
00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:50.539
great parts and great characters and really Clue kind of
607
00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:51.640
riffed off of that, I think.
608
00:26:51.660 --> 00:26:52.269
Definitely.
609
00:26:52.329 --> 00:26:55.329
But that should totally be a remake. I mean, that
610
00:26:55.349 --> 00:26:57.329
was great. Peter Sellers in that was phenomenal.
611
00:26:57.589 --> 00:26:59.910
This is one of those that, like, it becomes that
612
00:26:59.970
--> 00:27:04.089
weird generational thing. Because at the time, like, I remember
613
00:27:04.329 --> 00:27:07.910
Clue falling on its face. But, yeah. And, like, so
614
00:27:07.970 --> 00:27:09.789
at the time, I was just like, oh, well, that
615
00:27:09.829 --> 00:27:10.289
didn't work.
616
00:27:10.309 --> 00:27:10.640
And I saw it.
617
00:27:10.650 --> 00:27:12.250
I actually loved it because I thought it was really funny.
618
00:27:12.269 --> 00:27:12.539
I liked it.
619
00:27:12.549 --> 00:27:15.170
But, again, I think I just honed in on Tim Curry,
620
00:27:15.210 --> 00:27:17.029
who is fucking amazing in that movie. He was amazing.
621
00:27:17.049 --> 00:27:17.190
Yeah.
622
00:27:17.490 --> 00:27:19.309
And, like, the rest of the cast is great. But, like,
623
00:27:19.349 --> 00:27:20.930
you can't, like, you can't compete with.
624
00:27:20.970 --> 00:27:22.009
That's like a, yeah, I mean, you can't compete with
625
00:27:22.029 --> 00:27:22.369
Tim Curry.
626
00:27:22.390 --> 00:27:24.049
When Tim Curry's at the top of his game, like,
627
00:27:24.089 --> 00:27:25.259
you cannot even.
628
00:27:25.430 --> 00:27:26.880
No, I mean, he is wonderful.
629
00:27:26.890 --> 00:27:27.230
He's amazing.
630
00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:29.900
Like he's fantastic.
631
00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:31.380
But i remember like heckable timing.
632
00:27:31.059 --> 00:27:33.559
Yeah it died and nobody liked it and it was
633
00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:35.779
kind of a joke and nobody cared for like 10
634
00:27:35.779 --> 00:27:38.980
years and then it's like the 90s kids came along
635
00:27:39.319 --> 00:27:41.119
and it was on cable and like it's funny that
636
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.859
now that those kids have grown up they do treat
637
00:27:43.900 --> 00:27:46.220
it like it's a classic yeah and i'm like but
638
00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:48.069
nobody cared when it came.
639
00:27:47.970 --> 00:27:50.109
Out like i gotta tell you it's a second wave
640
00:27:50.269 --> 00:27:52.250
i loved it because i thought it was so like
641
00:27:52.980 --> 00:27:54.099
odd again there's.
642
00:27:54.339 --> 00:27:56.759
Those like us that liked it originally but.
643
00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:58.359
It was like fantastic i mean i know that movie
644
00:27:58.400 --> 00:27:59.859
back and backwards but that's.
645
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:01.799
What i think is weird is that like those kids
646
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.069
missed that wave like they didn't know that they were
647
00:28:04.109 --> 00:28:06.630
the oddballs that liked it at the time like we
648
00:28:06.650 --> 00:28:09.569
did so then it just became like a thing that
649
00:28:09.609 --> 00:28:11.569
they watched when they were kids and like they saw
650
00:28:11.609 --> 00:28:13.789
it all the time and it was normal and then
651
00:28:13.829 --> 00:28:16.089
they all just assumed it was a classic oh that's
652
00:28:16.130 --> 00:28:19.130
a great movie and like Nobody else thinks that.
653
00:28:19.190 --> 00:28:21.339
It's just this weird little window of kids that grew
654
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:23.480
up watching it. And that's my removal of Murder by
655
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.480
Death because that precedes us, for sure. And just seeing
656
00:28:26.539 --> 00:28:29.819
it in passing so many times on television and being like,
657
00:28:29.980 --> 00:28:32.579
what is this? And to me, it became just this
658
00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:33.420
normal classic.
659
00:28:34.059 --> 00:28:36.640
I think we said this last week, but that was
660
00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:41.529
what happened with almost all of the canon films.
661
00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:41.450
Of the 80s.
662
00:28:41.769 --> 00:28:42.430
Yeah.
663
00:28:42.869 --> 00:28:45.750
Like the bad Hercules and stuff like that.
664
00:28:45.849 --> 00:28:49.829
And you grew up thinking... Oh, I saw that because
665
00:28:49.869 --> 00:28:52.660
it was licensed for cable. And you saw it a
666
00:28:52.740 --> 00:28:57.500
thousand times. Those were all great movies. Yeah, it was
667
00:28:57.559 --> 00:28:58.140
so hokey.
668
00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:00.460
Wait, did they do FX? Because FX to this day
669
00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:03.799
is a fantastic movie. And I think that was a canon.
670
00:29:03.819 --> 00:29:04.380
Brian Dennehy.
671
00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:08.059
Yeah. So yeah, who would you randomly cast?
672
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:08.900
Give us a random.
673
00:29:08.980 --> 00:29:12.509
Because honestly, I don't have anybody picked out. So something old.
674
00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:13.769
For Clue or.
675
00:29:13.789 --> 00:29:15.450
No, for Murder by Death.
676
00:29:15.529 --> 00:29:18.230
So are we just looking like Peter Sellers or we
677
00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:19.349
just want a random group of people?
678
00:29:19.369 --> 00:29:20.789
No, we can just do randomly who we think.
679
00:29:20.890 --> 00:29:21.599
All right, if we're just doing.
680
00:29:21.630 --> 00:29:23.940
Because this falls a little more into like... Because Clue
681
00:29:23.980 --> 00:29:25.839
had a little stunt casting going on anyway.
682
00:29:25.940 --> 00:29:29.359
Yeah. So this already had... Okay, this is pretty great.
683
00:29:29.660 --> 00:29:35.089
The one that's already sitting here is Megan Fox, Victoria Beckham,
684
00:29:36.089 --> 00:29:39.650
Ron Jeremy... That would be great. That would be great.
685
00:29:40.150 --> 00:29:40.750
Keep going.
686
00:29:40.769 --> 00:29:44.390
Wait, let's do another one here. Kate Moss, Macaulay Culkin,
687
00:29:45.329 --> 00:29:46.390
James Earl Jones.
688
00:29:48.069 --> 00:29:49.210
I would watch this movie.
689
00:29:50.299 --> 00:29:53.019
It seems like a nightmare, but I would watch this movie.
690
00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:55.559
Wait, then maybe you cast them in Clue as well.
691
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:56.119
Well.
692
00:29:56.710 --> 00:29:59.160
Well, I mean, it's sort of interchangeable at this point.
693
00:29:59.750 --> 00:30:03.119
I was
thinking, you know, Out of that group of women,
694
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:06.019
which one would you cast to be the singing telegram
695
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:07.700
girl that gets shot?
696
00:30:09.529 --> 00:30:12.670
That's when we bring in, we return to Taylor Swift
697
00:30:12.930 --> 00:30:17.910
for her little cameo. Oh, never mind. Which we all
698
00:30:17.950 --> 00:30:19.589
kind of just want to fire a bullet in the
699
00:30:19.630 --> 00:30:20.569
dark at her, right?
700
00:30:20.589 --> 00:30:22.529
Yeah, I guess maybe we're just trying to make a
701
00:30:22.650 --> 00:30:24.460
clue at this point. But I do have to say
702
00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:28.690
that I loved Murder by Death. How on walls speak.
703
00:30:28.710 --> 00:30:31.430
But who do we get as Peter Sellers? Because that's
704
00:30:31.470 --> 00:30:33.289
one of those that's like, he is sort of his
705
00:30:33.349 --> 00:30:34.250
own thing. Or Tim Curry.
706
00:30:34.410 --> 00:30:35.789
Well, oh, man.
707
00:30:35.829 --> 00:30:37.309
Peter Sellers, Tim Curry.
708
00:30:37.349 --> 00:30:39.490
You know, I was going to say Peter Sellers, who
709
00:30:39.579 --> 00:30:41.819
I would pick, but then I couldn't because he played
710
00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.519
Peter Sellers in the HBO thing. And the actor that
711
00:30:44.539 --> 00:30:46.180
I was talking about that I love, Jeffrey Rush.
712
00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:46.940
Oh, yes.
713
00:30:47.140 --> 00:30:48.039
But he was great.
714
00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:49.940
Oh, all right.
715
00:30:50.059 --> 00:30:50.420
Okay.
716
00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:51.880
Jeffrey Rush.
717
00:30:52.019 --> 00:30:54.740
Okay, that's... But he played Peter Sellers, but he'd be
718
00:30:54.779 --> 00:30:56.140
a good Tim Curry as well.
719
00:30:56.690 --> 00:31:00.329
But he also can kind of do like weird, silly
720
00:31:00.509 --> 00:31:01.789
stuff if need be.
721
00:31:01.809 --> 00:31:07.720
Yeah, he's fantastic. Because like, wasn't he, um, wasn't he, uh,
722
00:31:08.019 --> 00:31:08.640
Rikita Saha?
723
00:31:09.779 --> 00:31:12.960
Oh and Quills that was a phenomenal film so he
724
00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:16.109
can do crazy and then he's in like freaking pirates
725
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:21.690
movies so he'll do schlocky Quills was great I love Quills.
726
00:31:21.490 --> 00:31:24.930
He's got that kind of mentality he can do weird stuff.
727
00:31:24.589 --> 00:31:26.670
I think that and the Taylor of Panama both made
728
00:31:26.710 --> 00:31:28.289
me go man I really like.
729
00:31:28.130 --> 00:31:31.609
Him so that's not the worst casting for that role
730
00:31:31.710 --> 00:31:35.750
I can see that but should it be done.
731
00:31:36.569 --> 00:31:39.369
Yeah, well, I have a hard time, yeah.
732
00:31:39.390 --> 00:31:41.470
Again, I don't know if you need to nail down
733
00:31:41.630 --> 00:31:45.819
either of those properties, but if you wanted to do another... Like, again,
734
00:31:46.430 --> 00:31:48.079
they used to do that kind of stuff all the time.
735
00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:50.960
The big Hollywood cast and all the superstars. The big
736
00:31:50.980 --> 00:31:51.460
ensemble cast.
737
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.180
It'd be some sort of mystery or something.
738
00:31:53.220 --> 00:31:56.059
Well, I mean, they still did it with that other...
739
00:31:56.460 --> 00:32:00.799
It's a remake. Ocean's Eleven through 28, whatever.
740
00:32:00.859 --> 00:32:01.579
Whatever on now.
741
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:03.440
Which is coming back again this year.
742
00:32:03.500 --> 00:32:04.200
Except with women.
743
00:32:05.140 --> 00:32:08.259
That's going to be our new game. As we recast everything,
744
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:10.289
we're like, well, let's put a bunch of women in it.
745
00:32:10.339 --> 00:32:11.720
Yay! Game over.
746
00:32:12.220 --> 00:32:13.619
Which is a weird thing.
747
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:15.740
Although I do like a lot of the cast of
748
00:32:15.809 --> 00:32:19.670
this new Ocean, so I'm just like, well, I'll see it.
749
00:32:19.890 --> 00:32:21.329
Who doesn't love Sandra Bullock?
750
00:32:21.369 --> 00:32:22.849
So we're all in already.
751
00:32:22.890 --> 00:32:25.869
Is Melissa McCarthy in it? I don't think so.
752
00:32:26.150 --> 00:32:27.589
I don't think she's allowed in.
753
00:32:27.650 --> 00:32:31.019
She's already been in one, and everybody bitched about it,
754
00:32:31.049 --> 00:32:33.130
so they don't want to curse their project.
755
00:32:33.150 --> 00:32:34.380
Ugh.
756
00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:36.660
All right.
757
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:38.259
She's being it. That's who I'd cast.
758
00:32:38.819 --> 00:32:43.089
I mean, I think she's amazing regardless, but if they're
759
00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:44.240
not doing that kind of comedy.
760
00:32:44.269 --> 00:32:47.069
Let's do the reboot of Das Boot with all women.
761
00:32:48.529 --> 00:32:49.369
Das Reboot.
762
00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:54.150
All those ladies stuck on a submarine together.
763
00:32:54.910 --> 00:32:55.750
Shopping for shoes.
764
00:32:55.769 --> 00:32:56.789
As a woman, I.
765
00:32:56.750 --> 00:32:57.569
Can make that joke.
766
00:32:57.710 --> 00:32:58.329
I was just thinking.
767
00:32:58.349 --> 00:32:59.910
Well, no, I'm just thinking if you're going to go
768
00:32:59.930 --> 00:33:04.309
the hardcore female route, think about all of you getting
769
00:33:04.329 --> 00:33:04.809
in the same.
770
00:33:06.339 --> 00:33:06.829
No, really.
771
00:33:06.849 --> 00:33:10.950
I mean, you're stuck on that together. Eventually, somebody does
772
00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:14.559
kill somebody. Oh, lady jokes. Cycles line up.
773
00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:18.359
Lady cycle jokes. Yeah, well, what else will we remake
774
00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:19.180
or not remake?
775
00:33:20.849 --> 00:33:22.490
Well, we're round robining, so.
776
00:33:22.509 --> 00:33:23.150
All right.
777
00:33:23.289 --> 00:33:25.970
Yeah, I mean, obviously, I just had
an intriguing concept,
778
00:33:26.019 --> 00:33:26.410
but no real idea.
779
00:33:26.430 --> 00:33:29.700
Not that this hasn't already been done in some form,
780
00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:31.140
but even that's dated.
781
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.079
How about The Shining?
782
00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:36.839
So then do you go novel story?
783
00:33:36.859 --> 00:33:39.619
Because I've always said I, once again, and we were
784
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:42.920
making this comment before we started rolling here, I appreciate
785
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:45.759
how much he veers away from the novel to do
786
00:33:45.819 --> 00:33:50.009
his own story and think... think it's a much tighter
787
00:33:50.109 --> 00:33:54.970
cooler story as it stands the kubrick way so i
788
00:33:54.990 --> 00:33:57.289
guess you can do either i mean the miniseries sticks
789
00:33:57.349 --> 00:34:00.450
closer to the book so there's been a sort of
790
00:34:00.569 --> 00:34:05.009
semi non-theatrical remake but i don't.
791
00:34:04.869 --> 00:34:10.050
Think you can which which version either the kubrick the
792
00:34:10.090 --> 00:34:12.570
kubrick again i think the kubrick one is so kubrick
793
00:34:13.210 --> 00:34:14.579
that it would be really hard to do it.
794
00:34:14.610 --> 00:34:16.469
You could do the general thing.
795
00:34:16.329 --> 00:34:18.750
They always say is, we're going back to the source material.
796
00:34:18.769 --> 00:34:19.869
That's what they always say when they.
797
00:34:19.829 --> 00:34:22.469
Want to legitimize the reason for a remake.
798
00:34:22.829 --> 00:34:28.610
It's so cult movie now. And it's beloved for the
799
00:34:28.730 --> 00:34:30.889
other weird things going on that have nothing to do
800
00:34:30.909 --> 00:34:32.469
with the plot. Right.
801
00:34:32.550 --> 00:34:33.489
And that's all Kubrick.
802
00:34:33.530 --> 00:34:36.960
There are people that have pulled that movie apart for
803
00:34:37.059 --> 00:34:37.719
all of the.
804
00:34:38.059 --> 00:34:42.989
It's like the Ulysses of movies. Yeah, I don't think you...
805
00:34:43.780 --> 00:34:48.539
because part of the style of that movie... It's mostly style.
806
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:49.179
You know what I mean?
807
00:34:49.219 --> 00:34:49.960
That's what it is.
808
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:51.920
The story is pretty minimal.
809
00:34:52.179 --> 00:34:54.119
If you remade it, you would just be.
810
00:34:54.969 --> 00:34:57.869
Again, I think that's the strength of it. I think
811
00:34:57.889 --> 00:35:00.269
that's why it works so well is because he got...
812
00:35:01.190 --> 00:35:03.789
As previously said on an episode, King writes a lot
813
00:35:03.829 --> 00:35:06.550
of extra stuff that you don't necessarily need. He gets
814
00:35:06.590 --> 00:35:09.920
carried away on his own stories. So it's like, those
815
00:35:09.940 --> 00:35:11.960
pages don't fill themselves.
816
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.320
I've got four books to write this week.
817
00:35:14.849 --> 00:35:15.690
Just fire it away.
818
00:35:15.769 --> 00:35:17.389
I'm that person that likes to sit around and say,
819
00:35:17.429 --> 00:35:21.329
they're the blank of blank. He's the David Copperfield of
820
00:35:21.389 --> 00:35:22.230
modern horror.
821
00:35:22.570 --> 00:35:26.010
But I think it helped it to thin it out anyway.
822
00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:27.780
And then when you get somebody like Kubrick, who is
823
00:35:27.949 --> 00:35:33.739
so plotting and so style heavy that he knew exactly
824
00:35:33.780 --> 00:35:37.170
what he wanted to do. and the extra bullshit of
825
00:35:37.190 --> 00:35:38.510
the story is just going to get in the way.
826
00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:40.920
So he just cut it down to the bare minimum.
827
00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:43.639
Here's the basics of what I want. Here's the creepiness.
828
00:35:43.860 --> 00:35:45.619
Now I'm going to add all my crazy Kubrick stuff
829
00:35:45.659 --> 00:35:47.219
on top of that, and it's going to be amazing,
830
00:35:47.300 --> 00:35:50.219
and it kind of is. It would be hard to
831
00:35:50.260 --> 00:35:51.260
do the Kubrick version.
832
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:53.630
If you were going to stick closer to let's do
833
00:35:53.690 --> 00:35:56.010
a book version kind of a thing.
834
00:35:56.110 --> 00:35:58.150
Let's see what a random casting is.
835
00:35:58.170 --> 00:35:59.929
Oh, God.
836
00:36:02.739 --> 00:36:08.679
Let's, oh. All right, let's do this. Starting to age
837
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:09.090
out now.
838
00:36:09.130 --> 00:36:11.130
Just throw it out. I don't do the math.
839
00:36:11.269 --> 00:36:13.269
I forget how old Jeff Goldblum is.
840
00:36:13.929 --> 00:36:17.909
Hot. But think about crazy.
841
00:36:17.090 --> 00:36:22.889
Jeff Goldblum moving into the hotel. Well, all you have
842
00:36:22.929 --> 00:36:25.030
to do is conjure him as the fly.
843
00:36:25.050 --> 00:36:26.239
I know.
844
00:36:26.260 --> 00:36:28.219
He can do that crazy.
845
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:29.699
Paul does a pretty good Jeff Goldblum.
846
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.639
I'm doing it now. You live your life as Jeff Goldblum.
847
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.110
Every day I'm doing Jeff Goldblum.
848
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.550
No, no, just tiny imperfections.
849
00:36:39.670 --> 00:36:42.150
It's his inner, you know how you all have your
850
00:36:42.210 --> 00:36:46.449
inner celebrity. Who's your inner celebrity? Brian, who you got?
851
00:36:47.110 --> 00:36:48.110
Paul's is Jeff Goldblum.
852
00:36:49.130 --> 00:36:50.829
Do I have an inner celebrity?
853
00:36:52.190 --> 00:36:53.070
I don't know, do I?
854
00:36:53.769 --> 00:36:54.610
Mine's Drew Barrymore.
855
00:36:55.190 --> 00:36:55.610
Oh, God.
856
00:36:56.780 --> 00:36:59.719
Do I have to be annoyed at you now?
857
00:36:59.820 --> 00:37:05.730
Yeah, actually, I could totally see you cast in the
858
00:37:05.769 --> 00:37:06.650
Santa Clarita Diet.
859
00:37:06.670 --> 00:37:07.449
I
know, right?
860
00:37:07.989 --> 00:37:11.239
That's only because you eat people.
861
00:37:11.659 --> 00:37:12.579
Turns out, it's man.
862
00:37:12.699 --> 00:37:17.670
For a living. So for the Shelley Duvall role, do
863
00:37:17.710 --> 00:37:20.670
we need to go age appropriate for Jeff Goldblum? No, no,
864
00:37:20.690 --> 00:37:23.840
what are you talking about? Because the other people are, yeah,
865
00:37:24.010 --> 00:37:26.440
it's standard Hollywood casting if we're going with the randomizer
866
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:32.659
here because Lea Michele came up. I'm like, poor Lea Michele.
867
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:33.929
Which one's Lea Michele?
868
00:37:34.449 --> 00:37:35.070
She's a glee.
869
00:37:35.250 --> 00:37:39.409
Oh, whatever. I don't know. But again, she's like, what, 25?
870
00:37:39.409 --> 00:37:43.329
So 72-year-old Jeff Goldblum is married to this 25-year-old.
871
00:37:43.349 --> 00:37:44.710
Well, he is married to like a 30-year-old.
872
00:37:44.730 --> 00:37:46.860
He probably is. I mean, once again, this is a
873
00:37:46.889 --> 00:37:51.159
Hollywood role. But that wouldn't really translate well on film.
874
00:37:52.050 --> 00:37:54.670
does think about i mean it's like that it's not
875
00:37:54.710 --> 00:37:56.929
a lot of things it's not that vast but it's
876
00:37:57.219 --> 00:37:59.840
a lot of times a good 30 year gap in
877
00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:03.000
some of these leading man versus leading lady chomp crews
878
00:38:03.059 --> 00:38:06.099
i'm talking to you they went through and like they
879
00:38:06.139 --> 00:38:08.119
mapped out a lot of his movies and it's like
880
00:38:08.139 --> 00:38:12.539
the the chart that they map out of his age
881
00:38:12.619 --> 00:38:17.619
continually getting higher and his leading lady age continually getting smaller.
882
00:38:17.860 --> 00:38:21.449
Well, there's only so many short women in Hollywood that
883
00:38:21.489 --> 00:38:23.349
he can.
884
00:38:22.670 --> 00:38:24.650
Be slightly taller than. Just Apple boxes.
885
00:38:24.710 --> 00:38:26.170
He's all fine. Don't worry about it.
886
00:38:26.170 --> 00:38:28.469
You just got to shoot appropriately.
887
00:38:28.510 --> 00:38:30.510
Yeah, it's perspective shots, yeah.
888
00:38:31.889 --> 00:38:37.590
So, throwing that in there, how about Tom Cruise in
889
00:38:37.659 --> 00:38:38.280
The Shining?
890
00:38:40.539 --> 00:38:43.440
Yeah that's a weird the thing is like I'm already
891
00:38:43.500 --> 00:38:45.659
scared of him so well yeah that's the thing I'm
892
00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:49.920
weirded out by it but at the same time I'm like.
893
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:53.670
He he's a weird dude.
894
00:38:53.269 --> 00:38:55.210
Like I mean that kind of like has it's own
895
00:38:56.510 --> 00:38:58.769
alchemy that goes on there that I'm like that could
896
00:38:58.949 --> 00:39:02.150
nail it or could be such.
897
00:39:01.710 --> 00:39:08.179
A train wreck to that point another Scientologist.
898
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.860
That's what I thought was an interesting tie in too
899
00:39:08.139 --> 00:39:10.329
um John Travolta.
900
00:39:10.349 --> 00:39:11.329
All right.
901
00:39:11.809 --> 00:39:13.409
In The Shining. In The Shining.
902
00:39:13.429 --> 00:39:14.030
Hmm.
903
00:39:14.409 --> 00:39:15.730
Which ties into my next movie.
904
00:39:15.769 --> 00:39:17.360
How about, wait a minute, let me go one step further.
905
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:18.420
Nicolas Cage.
906
00:39:18.900 --> 00:39:19.420
In The Shining.
907
00:39:19.460 --> 00:39:20.659
Now that. Let's keep going.
908
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:21.719
Do I think it would be good?
909
00:39:21.739 --> 00:39:21.800
No.
910
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:21.860
No.
911
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.400
Does it work? Would I line up for it now?
912
00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:26.469
Yes. I'm there.
913
00:39:27.190 --> 00:39:29.469
I'm trying to think, though. Before we move on, who's
914
00:39:29.510 --> 00:39:33.460
the modern day Shelley Duvall? I'm trying to think.
915
00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:34.460
Man.
916
00:39:34.940 --> 00:39:38.280
Because she's such an... I love her in a lot
917
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:40.119
of roles, but she's an odd actress.
918
00:39:40.219 --> 00:39:48.559
What's the one remotely close would be the girl from
919
00:39:48.739 --> 00:39:49.219
That Girl.
920
00:39:51.309 --> 00:39:52.010
Zoey Deschanel.
921
00:39:52.030 --> 00:39:52.809
Zoey Deschanel.
922
00:39:52.909 --> 00:39:56.190
Like, she's got the, ah, cute, kind of weird.
923
00:39:56.369 --> 00:40:01.050
Huh. That's, but that's the closest, I think.
924
00:40:01.219 --> 00:40:02.340
No, I can see that.
925
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:03.099
Yeah.
926
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:06.079
But I would never make her work with Nicolas Cage.
927
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:07.699
It's just an image I can't handle in my head.
928
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:08.780
What about Tom Cruise?
929
00:40:09.539 --> 00:40:13.000
I mean, she's not as odd as Shelley Duvall. No,
930
00:40:13.019 --> 00:40:15.469
but she's good at being quirky as hell. But I
931
00:40:15.510 --> 00:40:19.739
could see her screaming her head off. And me believing it.
932
00:40:19.829 --> 00:40:21.710
And she's actually a good actress.
933
00:40:21.730 --> 00:40:21.869
She is.
934
00:40:21.889 --> 00:40:24.510
That show is the best showcase of her.
935
00:40:24.570 --> 00:40:28.139
But she's got potential to do good things.
936
00:40:28.219 --> 00:40:30.579
Yeah. I don't have a problem with her acting. I
937
00:40:30.619 --> 00:40:32.619
think she's quirky and she's good and I like the fit.
938
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:33.579
Well, there you go.
939
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:35.480
There you go. Cast, boom. Next.
940
00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:36.719
All right.
941
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.880
So, one, speaking of Scientology, one that I have in
942
00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:43.059
my do remake list is.
943
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:46.139
Oh, the Scientology
movie? No. No. With the alien.
944
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:47.380
There's like three of them.
945
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:47.840
No, no.
946
00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:48.559
Woodhead turtle.
947
00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:50.719
No, that does not need to be remade.
948
00:40:50.739 --> 00:40:51.260
Battlefield Earth.
949
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:51.780
Battlefield Earth.
950
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.170
No, that definitely does not need.
951
00:40:54.090 --> 00:40:54.320
To be remade.
952
00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:55.829
I can just watch it on endless loop. How about
953
00:40:56.030 --> 00:40:58.250
Battlefield Earth remade with turtles?
954
00:40:58.329 --> 00:41:00.110
With Battlestar Galactica cast.
955
00:41:00.489 --> 00:41:02.829
I want to see an entire cast of actual live
956
00:41:02.929 --> 00:41:03.690
action turtle.
957
00:41:03.710 --> 00:41:05.010
It's just turtle on turtle.
958
00:41:06.130 --> 00:41:06.349
Action.
959
00:41:06.369 --> 00:41:07.909
I don't want any of that guy in it. I
960
00:41:07.969 --> 00:41:09.449
want live real turtle.
961
00:41:09.469 --> 00:41:10.449
No, it's not turtle.
962
00:41:10.469 --> 00:41:11.889
Turtle is turtle.
963
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:13.739
No, I want Turtles, Dan.
964
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:14.139
Turtles.
965
00:41:14.340 --> 00:41:15.639
Real slow action.
966
00:41:15.659 --> 00:41:17.019
I want Turtles.
967
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:17.659
No, no.
968
00:41:18.119 --> 00:41:18.840
With dreadlocks.
969
00:41:19.460 --> 00:41:20.199
I love that movie.
970
00:41:20.219 --> 00:41:23.429
Face off. Do remake it.
971
00:41:23.469 --> 00:41:23.909
With women.
972
00:41:24.489 --> 00:41:26.409
For God's sake, remake it.
973
00:41:26.909 --> 00:41:27.949
Why?
974
00:41:28.010 --> 00:41:30.230
It's perfect as it is. No, it's not. That's like
975
00:41:30.269 --> 00:41:31.610
saying remake Con Air.
976
00:41:32.780 --> 00:41:37.380
Remake Kanye. I mean, you couldn't make it more ridiculous.
977
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:39.179
I know. That's the point.
978
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:44.150
There's nothing to lose or gain in remaking this. Face off,
979
00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:49.110
I initially got a specific image flashed up for my
980
00:41:49.150 --> 00:41:52.090
starring leading man, and I can't decide which one he is.
981
00:41:52.869 --> 00:41:53.789
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
982
00:41:55.139 --> 00:41:58.880
I'm trying to do a currently, a current day. So
983
00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:00.360
I'm like, he is good.
984
00:42:00.420 --> 00:42:01.000
That's what I'm like.
985
00:42:01.059 --> 00:42:03.590
I'm like, he's not ever really bad at something. I
986
00:42:03.590 --> 00:42:04.989
loved Looper. Wasn't it Looper?
987
00:42:05.010 --> 00:42:05.760
Looper's great.
988
00:42:05.820 --> 00:42:08.769
And again, he doesn't need extra face stuff. So let's
989
00:42:08.789 --> 00:42:10.929
just have him have his real face. Because that's my
990
00:42:10.969 --> 00:42:12.429
main issue with Looper. It's like, what?
991
00:42:12.510 --> 00:42:14.869
No. We can do the math.
992
00:42:14.929 --> 00:42:16.150
We understand Bruce Willis.
993
00:42:16.170 --> 00:42:17.969
We don't need a face appliance.
994
00:42:18.050 --> 00:42:18.510
It's cool.
995
00:42:18.530 --> 00:42:21.289
Face appliance.
996
00:42:21.449 --> 00:42:23.530
Speaking of no face appliance, face off.
997
00:42:23.630 --> 00:42:24.630
So who's the other half?
998
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:26.820
A face off.
999
00:42:28.539 --> 00:42:30.960
Do we go random or do we think of one?
1000
00:42:32.380 --> 00:42:34.920
I'm trying to think of someone similar age.
1001
00:42:34.980 --> 00:42:37.449
Oh my God. I know this is my go-to, right?
1002
00:42:37.469 --> 00:42:38.300
Because I love them.
1003
00:42:39.329 --> 00:42:39.889
But I got it.
1004
00:42:40.230 --> 00:42:41.929
And don't, you're going to roll your eyes.
1005
00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:42.690
I got it.
1006
00:42:43.170 --> 00:42:43.710
Aiden Gillen.
1007
00:42:45.610 --> 00:42:46.929
I can totally see that.
1008
00:42:46.989 --> 00:42:47.309
Right?
1009
00:42:48.710 --> 00:42:49.909
Do I know this person?
1010
00:42:49.929 --> 00:42:52.110
Yeah, he was CIA in Dark Knight.
1011
00:42:52.579 --> 00:42:55.900
He was Peter Baelish in Game of Thrones.
1012
00:42:56.280 --> 00:43:00.119
But he really has curly hair. It's gray. But he's
1013
00:43:00.219 --> 00:43:04.050
kind of the same shape as a Gordon Levitt, sort of.
1014
00:43:04.110 --> 00:43:07.369
And he can kind of do campy. Irish actor. I
1015
00:43:09.230 --> 00:43:11.650
know I love him and talk about him a lot.
1016
00:43:11.730 --> 00:43:14.090
You do. You've got a photo on your phone.
1017
00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:18.539
He's my ringtone when you call.
1018
00:43:18.579 --> 00:43:19.599
He's your screensaver.
1019
00:43:19.619 --> 00:43:21.340
Or he's my photo when you call.
1020
00:43:21.429 --> 00:43:22.090
It's your wallpaper.
1021
00:43:22.110 --> 00:43:24.429
It's him because he looks like you, but you look better.
1022
00:43:24.909 --> 00:43:28.349
But yeah, I mean, that would kind of be a cool.
1023
00:43:28.889 --> 00:43:34.329
Yes, who takes place of Nicolas Cage? Well, I mean,
1024
00:43:34.389 --> 00:43:37.469
it kind of reverses anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
1025
00:43:37.489 --> 00:43:39.590
But those two would work, and it's kind of like
1026
00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:40.219
it would be interesting.
1027
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:44.619
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Aidan Gillen in Face Off, the movie.
1028
00:43:44.860 --> 00:43:45.400
The remake.
1029
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:49.320
The remake. Dust face off.
1030
00:43:49.340 --> 00:43:50.400
Dust face off.
1031
00:43:51.739 --> 00:43:53.340
Reface. About face.
1032
00:43:54.780 --> 00:43:54.920
Off.
1033
00:43:59.329 --> 00:44:00.809
But you know what I'm saying? Like, okay, so if
1034
00:44:00.849 --> 00:44:04.010
I wanted it to be good and cool and, like,
1035
00:44:04.489 --> 00:44:08.110
if somebody decent would rewrite it,
then those would be
1036
00:44:08.150 --> 00:44:09.809
my two. Because I think they're both really good actors.
1037
00:44:09.889 --> 00:44:11.050
I think it totally works.
1038
00:44:11.090 --> 00:44:12.039
You could totally do it.
1039
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.989
And that's why... I feel vindicated in putting it in
1040
00:44:16.050 --> 00:44:21.340
my do column. Well, I've been thinking about all the
1041
00:44:21.380 --> 00:44:22.699
places we've.
1042
00:44:22.460 --> 00:44:25.599
Surfed and danced in, all the.
1043
00:44:25.530 --> 00:44:29.769
Faces we've missed, so let's get back.
1044
00:44:29.369 --> 00:44:32.210
Together and do it again.
1045
00:44:32.250 --> 00:44:33.090
Come to me.
1046
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:51.940
Yes, folks, it's intermission time.
1047
00:44:52.420 --> 00:44:55.219
So how about taking a break? Get out and stretch
1048
00:44:55.280 --> 00:44:58.480
a little. And relax before the show begins again.
1049
00:44:58.500 --> 00:44:58.980
Oh, no.
1050
00:44:59.469 --> 00:45:00.610
That's no good.
1051
00:45:00.659 --> 00:45:01.250
Turn it off.
1052
00:45:02.510 --> 00:45:03.170
Stop it.
1053
00:45:03.289 --> 00:45:04.789
Turn it off.
1054
00:45:04.889 --> 00:45:05.750
That won't work.
1055
00:45:05.829 --> 00:45:06.590
It's no good.
1056
00:45:07.170 --> 00:45:09.030
What do you make a trailer for?
1057
00:45:09.070 --> 00:45:12.199
To give the public an idea of what kind of.
1058
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:13.380
A picture to expect.
1059
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:17.539
Hilarious, romantic, tender, exciting.
1060
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.929
Make up your minds. It can't be all of those things. Mr.
1061
00:45:20.940 --> 00:45:22.420
Schafer, if you look at the picture.
1062
00:45:22.460 --> 00:45:24.260
I don't have to look at the picture. I know
1063
00:45:24.300 --> 00:45:24.760
you're wrong.
1064
00:45:25.380 --> 00:45:27.010
Tender, exciting.
1065
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:29.130
By the practically opposites.
1066
00:45:29.210 --> 00:45:30.809
You've got to decide what kind of a.
1067
00:45:30.789 --> 00:45:31.510
Picture this is.
1068
00:45:31.829 --> 00:45:33.349
Is it a romantic love story?
1069
00:45:33.630 --> 00:45:34.949
Is it an exciting thriller?
1070
00:45:35.190 --> 00:45:37.869
Is it a hilarious comedy? Make up your minds.
1071
00:45:37.909 --> 00:45:39.409
Now go to work and fix it up.
1072
00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:41.800
What will it be like 300 years from now?
1073
00:45:42.019 --> 00:45:43.800
The satisfaction of every wish.
1074
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:46.139
How will it feel to touch and be touched?
1075
00:45:46.179 --> 00:45:47.659
The fulfillment of every fantasy.
1076
00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:48.960
Whoever, whenever.
1077
00:45:49.019 --> 00:45:51.559
You touch a switch, turn a dial. Will all things
1078
00:45:51.579 --> 00:45:52.280
be possible?
1079
00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:58.210
And a perfect lover. third century.
1080
00:45:58.329 --> 00:46:02.639
The perfect world of total pleasure. MGM presents the Saul
1081
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:07.860
David production of Logan's Run. Just imagine the fulfillment of
1082
00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:09.059
every fantasy.
1083
00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:15.139
The satisfaction of every vanity. The absolute attainment of every wish.
1084
00:46:15.539 --> 00:46:24.670
There's just one cat. Logan's Run. Rated PG. Parental guidance suggested.
1085
00:46:24.750 --> 00:46:29.389
Released by United Artists. Logan's Run. It's the perfect world
1086
00:46:29.449 --> 00:46:30.510
of total pleasure.
1087
00:46:31.050 --> 00:46:33.239
There's just one catch.
1088
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.440
Shit the bed.
1089
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:36.599
Howdy, folks.
1090
00:46:36.699 --> 00:46:37.539
Come on in.
1091
00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:53.079
From the looks of them fancy britches and sassy little hairdos,
1092
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:54.920
y'all ain't from around here, are you?
1093
00:46:55.940 --> 00:46:58.760
This is Sid Hagan. You're fucking around with Movie Meltdown.
1094
00:46:58.780 --> 00:47:02.099
Why don't you just take your mama home some chicken,
1095
00:47:02.139 --> 00:47:04.159
and then I won't have to stuff my boot all.
1096
00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:05.039
Up in your ass.
1097
00:47:06.500 --> 00:47:11.400
Woke up this morning feeling low where my loved one.
1098
00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:12.440
Used to live.
1099
00:47:19.300 --> 00:47:19.909
Hey, Jacqueline.
1100
00:47:19.949 --> 00:47:21.360
Hi. Guess what? What?
1101
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:24.739
We're broke.
1102
00:47:24.820 --> 00:47:25.960
Yeah, we definitely.
1103
00:47:25.980 --> 00:47:31.760
I'm turning my.
1104
00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:35.639
Pockets out right now.
1105
00:47:49.409 --> 00:47:50.980
Nothing. That's what I'm saying.
1106
00:47:51.059 --> 00:47:52.119
I do that every week.
1107
00:47:52.260 --> 00:47:54.900
And yet, I'm trying to produce this show for you
1108
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:55.860
guys listening right now.
1109
00:47:56.199 --> 00:47:56.619
Yeah.
1110
00:47:57.159 --> 00:47:57.780
Freeloaders.
1111
00:47:58.139 --> 00:48:00.980
I'm just saying, you know, if you want to keep
1112
00:48:01.019 --> 00:48:03.969
this thing rolling, it'd be kind of awesome if you'd
1113
00:48:04.010 --> 00:48:07.429
go to our Patreon page and, like, kick in, like, seriously, like,
1114
00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:07.849
two bucks.
1115
00:48:08.250 --> 00:48:10.489
I mean, you're gonna do, like, Netflix for, like, $ 9.
1116
00:48:10.289 --> 00:48:13.889
99 and you get And you're probably not going to
1117
00:48:13.929 --> 00:48:15.530
watch it all month like I do.
1118
00:48:15.570 --> 00:48:18.710
Yeah, you need our commentary to figure out what to
1119
00:48:18.769 --> 00:48:19.869
watch on Netflix.
1120
00:48:20.010 --> 00:48:22.760
I think so. It's like a companion piece to all
1121
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:27.199
your Amazons and Netflixes and all of these things. So
1122
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:29.400
just think how much you don't make use of your
1123
00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:32.539
other streaming services. But every week we're loading up a
1124
00:48:32.579 --> 00:48:36.500
whole new episode of us going in-depth, more than you
1125
00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:39.699
may want, about whatever movie we've decided or bringing in
1126
00:48:39.739 --> 00:48:42.119
some awesome guests. So I'm just saying.
1127
00:48:42.780 --> 00:48:43.219
Two bucks.
1128
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:43.949
It's not so bad.
1129
00:48:44.030 --> 00:48:44.610
Two dollars.
1130
00:48:44.969 --> 00:48:46.010
You won't even notice it.
1131
00:48:46.429 --> 00:48:47.710
And you'll look at your bank statement and be like,
1132
00:48:47.730 --> 00:48:49.269
two dollars. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1133
00:48:49.630 --> 00:48:51.190
I'm supporting an artist that I like.
1134
00:48:52.409 --> 00:48:53.750
That's all I ask for.
1135
00:48:54.369 --> 00:48:57.010
Trying to keep this thing rolling. And all we need
1136
00:48:57.090 --> 00:49:01.349
is your assistance. So go to patreon.com slash movie meltdown.
1137
00:49:01.869 --> 00:49:04.269
Or if you can't remember all that, go to movie meltdown.com.
1138
00:49:04.429 --> 00:49:06.510
The link is right there at the top of the homepage.
1139
00:49:06.550 --> 00:49:09.389
That's all you need to do. I contribute more than
1140
00:49:09.429 --> 00:49:10.070
two dollars a month.
1141
00:49:10.550 --> 00:49:12.900
Because you're awesome like that. Why don't you be awesome
1142
00:49:12.920 --> 00:49:14.300
like Jacqueline? I'm just saying.
1143
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.510
I mean, really, though. I mean, you can't be that awesome, obviously.
1144
00:49:18.909 --> 00:49:19.969
But you can get closer.
1145
00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:22.179
You can climb the ladder a little bit.
1146
00:49:22.659 --> 00:49:23.280
Just saying.
1147
00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:25.219
Patreon, go support us.
1148
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:32.449
All I do All day long Fall down on my
1149
00:49:32.469 --> 00:49:36.349
knees and pray She come back home for me.
1150
00:49:38.969 --> 00:49:45.489
Why is there a bad love on me?
1151
00:49:45.670 --> 00:49:48.210
It's part of your problem, you know.
1152
00:49:48.250 --> 00:49:49.590
You haven't seen enough movies.
1153
00:49:49.690 --> 00:49:51.389
All of life's riddles are.
1154
00:49:51.170 --> 00:49:53.409
Answered in the movies.
1155
00:49:53.530 --> 00:49:59.190
And now, on with the show.
1156
00:49:59.469 --> 00:50:01.829
Oh my God, what have I done? All I wanted
1157
00:50:01.869 --> 00:50:05.019
was a little fun. Wow, God, does this mean it's
1158
00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:07.400
my turn to do or do not? I hadn't thought
1159
00:50:07.420 --> 00:50:09.340
that far. I've got a string of them.
1160
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:09.960
Do or do not.
1161
00:50:09.980 --> 00:50:10.780
Do or do not you.
1162
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:10.880
Both.
1163
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:11.820
There are so many that.
1164
00:50:31.690 --> 00:50:33.889
Should not be done because they're timeless.
1165
00:50:34.030 --> 00:50:35.489
Like 1970s kung fu movies?
1166
00:50:36.789 --> 00:50:40.380
Well, that's why they're good. Because they're kung fu movies
1167
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:41.570
from the 70s.
1168
00:50:41.619 --> 00:50:42.860
Tell that to Kill Bill Volumor.
1169
00:50:43.099 --> 00:50:46.300
Oh my God. So there is a crazy Clint Eastwood
1170
00:50:46.340 --> 00:50:48.840
movie that I love that is so not a Clint
1171
00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.079
Eastwood movie. But I think that they should redo it
1172
00:50:51.099 --> 00:50:52.840
because it's super creepy and weird.
1173
00:50:53.119 --> 00:50:53.460
Which one?
1174
00:50:53.940 --> 00:50:57.510
Play Misty for me. With the psycho chick and she's
1175
00:50:57.550 --> 00:51:00.190
like a stalker and you're like, when is Clint Eastwood
1176
00:51:00.210 --> 00:51:02.289
going to be a cop? Like, he can't figure out
1177
00:51:02.329 --> 00:51:02.889
what's going on.
1178
00:51:02.909 --> 00:51:04.690
He might also be a cowboy.
1179
00:51:04.710 --> 00:51:08.250
He has two options. So, I always thought that was
1180
00:51:08.289 --> 00:51:10.050
a really well done, bizarre movie.
1181
00:51:10.789 --> 00:51:14.110
It's, again, mostly forgotten, except for Movie Geeks.
1182
00:51:14.179 --> 00:51:15.889
So, yeah, I think you could do that.
1183
00:51:16.179 --> 00:51:18.380
You could reboot that and people would be, like, not
1184
00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:19.960
even realizing it's a remake.
1185
00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:22.650
And then you could, like... do a mashup of that
1186
00:51:22.730 --> 00:51:24.789
and the fog. Cause I think they both take place
1187
00:51:24.869 --> 00:51:27.550
on like, you know, some like, well, it's.
1188
00:51:27.510 --> 00:51:30.389
Weird people in front of microphones. So it could just
1189
00:51:30.429 --> 00:51:31.679
be about podcasters.
1190
00:51:31.739 --> 00:51:34.780
No, I mean, they're coastal, you know, there's lighthouses.
1191
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:37.519
I don't think the fog needs to be remade. He's
1192
00:51:37.579 --> 00:51:38.760
a DJ. He's a DJ.
1193
00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:41.820
And then there's a DJ in the fog. So there
1194
00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:43.659
you go. That's probably why I liked it because I
1195
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:45.500
probably started watching it as a kid and thought it
1196
00:51:45.539 --> 00:51:48.090
was the fog. And then it was like, Oh wait, what?
1197
00:51:48.730 --> 00:51:51.380
It's funny, though, because I feel as though Play Misty
1198
00:51:51.429 --> 00:51:53.719
for me could be remade, but The Fog does not
1199
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:54.420
need to be remade.
1200
00:51:54.460 --> 00:51:55.980
But they have remade The Fog, yeah.
1201
00:51:56.119 --> 00:51:59.139
I know. It didn't need to be remade. Tom Welly
1202
00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:01.039
needs to be in every one of these movies.
1203
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:04.489
And I love... I don't think that they should remake
1204
00:52:04.530 -->
00:52:08.309
the Harry Dean Stanton Cthulhu movie, and I can't remember
1205
00:52:08.329 --> 00:52:09.650
the name of it, but it was great.
1206
00:52:10.230 --> 00:52:11.889
What are you talking about?
1207
00:52:11.909 --> 00:52:13.090
Is this another one of those things that I've just
1208
00:52:13.130 --> 00:52:13.809
made up in my own head?
1209
00:52:13.849 --> 00:52:14.449
You might have.
1210
00:52:14.469 --> 00:52:15.429
Harry Dean Stanton from.
1211
00:52:17.010 --> 00:52:17.630
Maybe I made that up.
1212
00:52:17.630 --> 00:52:18.030
Everything.
1213
00:52:18.530 --> 00:52:19.320
Every movie.
1214
00:52:19.340 --> 00:52:20.739
Yeah, he's the same every time.
1215
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:22.440
The hell you say.
1216
00:52:22.820 --> 00:52:25.420
Yeah, like they go to the weird town. I like
1217
00:52:25.460 --> 00:52:26.260
weird town movies.
1218
00:52:26.860 --> 00:52:27.239
Okay.
1219
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:29.960
Oh, okay. Never remake Hot Fuzz. Don't touch it.
1220
00:52:31.260 --> 00:52:33.909
I think, yeah. Who are we recasting Hot Fuzz with?
1221
00:52:33.969 --> 00:52:34.389
No one.
1222
00:52:36.170 --> 00:52:39.050
It's like you're burning hell if you redo Hot Fuzz.
1223
00:52:39.369 --> 00:52:44.510
Any of the Simon Pegg series. We replaced Timothy Dalton
1224
00:52:44.550 --> 00:52:45.429
with Pierce Brosnan.
1225
00:52:46.139 --> 00:52:47.030
Yeah, well, those two.
1226
00:52:48.150 --> 00:52:49.210
That's the only move I know.
1227
00:52:49.150 --> 00:52:50.110
What to do. Those are interchangeable.
1228
00:52:50.349 --> 00:52:53.570
Yes, any Bond really would work. Any old Bond dude
1229
00:52:53.590 --> 00:52:54.769
that's not dead yet.
1230
00:52:55.230 --> 00:52:56.150
And not Sean Connery.
1231
00:52:56.869 --> 00:52:57.110
Just.
1232
00:52:57.570 --> 00:52:58.989
We named the dog in hand. Or Sean Connery.
1233
00:52:59.010 --> 00:53:02.559
Just let the dragon truck Roger Moore's bones out there.
1234
00:53:02.579 --> 00:53:04.860
For the Edward Woodward character, it could be Sean Connery
1235
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:07.179
because poor Edward Woodward. Knock on wood. I don't know
1236
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:07.880
why you knock on wood.
1237
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:08.219
It's not.
1238
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:09.639
The thing you do. He's dead.
1239
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.880
Rest his soul. Are you knocking on wood? Are you
1240
00:53:12.900 --> 00:53:15.489
knocking on the coffin? Hello? Can I come in here?
1241
00:53:15.510 --> 00:53:18.329
I like him. He was the equalizer. He was TV's
1242
00:53:18.369 --> 00:53:19.210
the equalizer.
1243
00:53:19.469 --> 00:53:20.929
Which they remade!
1244
00:53:20.949 --> 00:53:24.449
Denzel Washington will be in Hot Fuzz.
1245
00:53:24.849 --> 00:53:27.989
He's the no-nonsense cop. Now, who's the silly guy?
1246
00:53:28.010 --> 00:53:29.809
Oh, he's the guy that plays the.
1247
00:53:29.869 --> 00:53:30.409
No, no, no.
1248
00:53:30.449 --> 00:53:32.639
We need him to be
our leading man because he's Denzel.
1249
00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:33.940
He doesn't do anything but leading man.
1250
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:36.139
So, he's the no-nonsense cop.
1251
00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:41.989
Who's the silly guy? I'm force casting this movie. Jim Carrey.
1252
00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:44.909
Oh, God.
1253
00:53:44.949 --> 00:53:47.250
That's too, he wasn't that. Chris Pratt.
1254
00:53:47.269 --> 00:53:48.750
We'll just go back to Chris Pratt. Just put him
1255
00:53:48.769 --> 00:53:49.050
in there.
1256
00:53:49.429 --> 00:53:49.809
He works.
1257
00:53:50.030 --> 00:53:53.789
He could conjure his role as Mouse Wreck. Again, I
1258
00:53:53.829 --> 00:53:55.869
was like, if you go back to like, if you
1259
00:53:55.889 --> 00:53:58.840
go back to Parks and Rec when he's a little heftier,
1260
00:53:58.909 --> 00:54:01.010
like he could, because now he's like all buff and shit,
1261
00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:03.199
but like go back a couple years till he was
1262
00:54:03.239 --> 00:54:05.519
kind of, he was just kind of a slob and like.
1263
00:54:06.179 --> 00:54:08.679
He seemed like he probably sits around watching action movies.
1264
00:54:08.699 --> 00:54:10.199
Yeah, I can see that.
1265
00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:11.420
Specifically Point Break.
1266
00:54:11.780 --> 00:54:13.079
And faking Kung Fu, yeah.
1267
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:14.260
Alright.
1268
00:54:15.340 --> 00:54:16.429
So, we made that work.
1269
00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:17.010
See? No.
1270
00:54:17.010 --> 00:54:20.530
There's no way that would work well.
1271
00:54:20.630 --> 00:54:23.530
Make it happen, Hollywood. No.
1272
00:54:24.670 --> 00:54:27.090
There was already a travesty that was remade of The
1273
00:54:27.150 --> 00:54:29.670
Wicker Man, which is also one of my favorite movies.
1274
00:54:29.829 --> 00:54:32.809
Well, it should be, because not the bees.
1275
00:54:32.829 --> 00:54:35.130
So....
1276
00:54:35.610 --> 00:54:38.789
Who's next i think you are am i yeah.
1277
00:54:38.489 --> 00:54:44.210
Yeah what you got all right this one i'm trying
1278
00:54:44.230 --> 00:54:47.730
to think which direction we go uh well you're you're
1279
00:54:47.929 --> 00:54:51.909
uh spirit animal stars in this one as well as
1280
00:54:51.949 --> 00:54:55.300
a child what if you tried to remake et now
1281
00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:58.500
granted they've done it many times as bad knockoff movies
1282
00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:01.590
But what if you full on were just like, screw
1283
00:55:01.730 --> 00:55:05.550
you Spielberg, I'm gonna redo E.T.
1284
00:55:05.590 --> 00:55:07.030
Like, scene for scene.
1285
00:55:07.650 --> 00:55:09.239
Pretty close.
1286
00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:12.960
Yeah, because I would say, what was it, 8mm? Is
1287
00:55:13.579 --> 00:55:14.579
that the name of the movie?
1288
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:15.159
Not 8mm.
1289
00:55:15.199 --> 00:55:19.559
I get the two confused. Not the one with Joaquin Phoenix.
1290
00:55:19.579 --> 00:55:22.119
That's the snuff film.
1291
00:55:22.179 --> 00:55:24.059
Just Super 8.
1292
00:55:24.059 --> 00:55:24.420
Super 8.
1293
00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:25.619
Super 8. There we go.
1294
00:55:25.659 --> 00:55:26.659
Super 8 was kind of a... I was like, it
1295
00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:27.619
is similar to that.
1296
00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:28.320
I'll give you that.
1297
00:55:28.340 --> 00:55:29.219
And it's a film type.
1298
00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:30.179
It is a film.
1299
00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:34.480
I think Super 8 was a... It's pretty close-ish.
1300
00:55:34.619 --> 00:55:34.989
I liked it.
1301
00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:39.389
I mean, truthfully... We just had Stranger Things.
1302
00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:40.110
It's totally.
1303
00:55:40.170 --> 00:55:40.630
It's totally.
1304
00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:41.829
Yeah, but that's kind of like.
1305
00:55:42.010 --> 00:55:44.909
Not a movie, but again, like somebody mapped out a
1306
00:55:44.929 --> 00:55:45.210
good series.
1307
00:55:45.230 --> 00:55:47.670
But if you were doing it, yeah, like scene for scene,
1308
00:55:47.750 --> 00:55:48.489
like a remake of each scene.
1309
00:55:48.510 --> 00:55:51.000
So they kind of already just did that. But I
1310
00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:51.699
was trying to think.
1311
00:55:52.059 --> 00:55:53.840
I don't really know any child actors.
1312
00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:54.440
Yeah.
1313
00:55:54.739 --> 00:55:56.670
I mean, again, all the kids are in that show now.
1314
00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:57.739
Yeah, they're perfect.
1315
00:55:57.900 --> 00:56:01.590
And they were pretty, pretty like perfect to the 80s too.
1316
00:56:01.630 --> 00:56:01.789
Yeah.
1317
00:56:02.289 --> 00:56:04.429
You would just cast Stranger Things.
1318
00:56:04.150 --> 00:56:06.159
As the cast for E.T.
1319
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:10.559
It's just weird that we skipped the alien part and
1320
00:56:10.579 --> 00:56:12.940
just went with a crazy shaved head girl.
1321
00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:15.639
But the shaved head girl could just play the dream girl.
1322
00:56:15.659 --> 00:56:18.179
But she's badass, so it does work in its own
1323
00:56:18.239 --> 00:56:20.909
weird way. So yeah, I hadn't even thought that we
1324
00:56:20.949 --> 00:56:22.190
did just kind of already do it.
1325
00:56:22.469 --> 00:56:24.929
I was just thinking Mac and me went horribly wrong,
1326
00:56:24.969 --> 00:56:25.429
so what.
1327
00:56:25.309 --> 00:56:29.070
If we tried to do it the right way? Mac
1328
00:56:29.170 --> 00:56:29.489
and me.
1329
00:56:29.590 --> 00:56:31.300
I don't know that there is a right way, but.
1330
00:56:32.460 --> 00:56:35.599
Wow. So let's just do it the Mac and me way.
1331
00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:40.440
Let's pick the worst kid actors and the most terrible puppet.
1332
00:56:40.539 --> 00:56:46.059
I'd be like the kid on the local commercial about roofing.
1333
00:56:46.780 --> 00:56:47.840
That would be my casting.
1334
00:56:48.510 --> 00:56:51.369
That's it. You're not in charge
of casting.
1335
00:56:51.409 --> 00:56:53.570
Not for kid films. Don't give me those. I'm not
1336
00:56:53.590 --> 00:56:55.110
good at those.
1337
00:56:55.269 --> 00:56:56.530
I'm not really worried about the kids.
1338
00:56:56.570 --> 00:56:59.449
I'm just trying to picture a really bad modern puppet.
1339
00:56:59.510 --> 00:57:01.849
Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy cast Tom Hardy in that.
1340
00:57:02.110 --> 00:57:03.539
We're working on him for one later.
1341
00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:05.219
Oh, we are? I love Tom Hardy.
1342
00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:08.559
You know, I mean, he's in everything, so he's going
1343
00:57:08.579 --> 00:57:09.739
to have to get worked into some of these.
1344
00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:11.500
But he's another one of those guys that's really good,
1345
00:57:11.539 --> 00:57:13.519
but has been in some shockingly bad films.
1346
00:57:13.539 --> 00:57:16.019
Well, again, he needed to work a whole lot. When
1347
00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:18.159
he broke in this country, he was just like, all right,
1348
00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:20.639
cash some checks. I need to make up for all
1349
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:23.590
this time I've been making movies nobody's seen. God, his
1350
00:57:23.670 --> 00:57:28.510
role in Star Trek Nemesis. But it was in America.
1351
00:57:28.570 --> 00:57:30.710
That's what was important. Yeah, he did. He made it.
1352
00:57:31.570 --> 00:57:34.550
All right, so E.T. 's kind of already done, so
1353
00:57:35.210 --> 00:57:36.030
what else can.
1354
00:57:35.929 --> 00:57:37.050
We go with?
1355
00:57:37.289 --> 00:57:42.989
I have on my list of things to do. This
1356
00:57:43.070 --> 00:57:44.340
is a controversial one.
1357
00:57:44.699 --> 00:57:44.840
Oh.
1358
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:50.239
You'll probably say, don't do it. But I say, do
1359
00:57:50.519 --> 00:57:52.619
do it. Do the do.
1360
00:57:53.460 --> 00:57:54.880
American Werewolf in London.
1361
00:57:55.820 --> 00:57:55.900
Oh.
1362
00:57:58.449 --> 00:58:02.269
I recently had someone recently in the last couple years
1363
00:58:02.349 --> 00:58:06.010
who hadn't watched that didn't grow up with it being
1364
00:58:06.030 --> 00:58:09.670
a beloved horror classic watched it and was like I
1365
00:58:09.690 --> 00:58:12.530
don't get it so I do wonder if like if
1366
00:58:12.690 --> 00:58:15.409
old school horror fans it's like it is hollow ground
1367
00:58:15.429 --> 00:58:17.809
you don't touch it but I wonder if kids now
1368
00:58:17.869 --> 00:58:20.429
are just like I don't care like I wonder if
1369
00:58:20.510 --> 00:58:23.480
it is one of those you could remake and like it's.
1370
00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:25.079
All vampires these days.
1371
00:58:25.469 --> 00:58:28.829
No, I mean, werewolves keep coming back, but they don't
1372
00:58:28.849 --> 00:58:29.099
always hit.
1373
00:58:29.110 --> 00:58:31.090
Oh, there's a new Underworld film that's coming out, right?
1374
00:58:31.110 --> 00:58:33.289
Waterworld?
1375
00:58:33.550 -->
00:58:34.090
Waterworld?
1376
00:58:34.630 --> 00:58:36.730
Waterworld definitely needs to be remade.
1377
00:58:36.869 --> 00:58:39.090
Okay, with werewolves. Underwaterworld.
1378
00:58:39.550 --> 00:58:42.949
And mix in Face Off. Face Off on Waterworld.
1379
00:58:43.570 --> 00:58:48.030
With werewolves. With werewolves. Hollywood.
1380
00:58:48.110 --> 00:58:48.650
Give us a call.
1381
00:58:48.750 --> 00:58:51.449
All right, give us a call right now.
1382
00:58:52.449 --> 00:58:52.889
How about.
1383
00:58:52.889 --> 00:58:55.789
14 money. And give me a dollar. Since that was
1384
00:58:55.829 --> 00:58:59.820
so controversial, how about Children of the Corn? See, that's
1385
00:58:59.860 --> 00:59:00.480
been a while.
1386
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:04.139
I thought they remade that. No, they just had a series.
1387
00:59:04.860 --> 00:59:06.610
And they tried. Didn't they try to do a TV
1388
00:59:06.630 --> 00:59:07.730
series that didn't work?
1389
00:59:07.750 --> 00:59:08.469
But even that.
1390
00:59:10.179 --> 00:59:13.179
been a while. The original movie.
1391
00:59:14.300 --> 00:59:14.840
It's been so long though.
1392
00:59:14.860 --> 00:59:19.400
We keep coming back to Stephen King somehow. He had
1393
00:59:19.440 --> 00:59:23.500
a ton of stuff made in that span of mostly
1394
00:59:23.539 --> 00:59:26.280
the 80s. They knocked out damn near half the books
1395
00:59:26.300 --> 00:59:29.429
that were the big sellers. And some of them hit
1396
00:59:29.449 --> 00:59:31.510
and some of them didn't. So it's like, that's one
1397
00:59:31.530 --> 00:59:33.030
of those I don't think it's bad, but it's like
1398
00:59:33.070 --> 00:59:36.670
it's almost forgotten. Like, once again, it's just hardcore. Horror
1399
00:59:36.690 --> 00:59:40.139
fans still like it. But most people, like, I think
1400
00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:43.000
you wouldn't be able to pull much from it at all.
1401
00:59:43.059 --> 00:59:45.619
Did they remake Children of the Damned? Yes.
1402
00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:45.920
Yes.
1403
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:47.360
With Christopher Reeve once again.
1404
00:59:47.380 --> 00:59:50.380
No, no, no, no. Village of the Damned.
1405
00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:54.519
Yeah, but with Nicole Kidman and... Am I getting my
1406
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:55.260
movies mixed in?
1407
00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:57.900
That's Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
1408
00:59:57.960 --> 00:59:58.380
Whatever.
1409
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:02.860
It's just called Invasion. Because it's her and Bond.
1410
01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:04.320
I thought she was in that.
1411
01:00:05.550 --> 01:00:08.329
I don't remember who is the female lead in that.
1412
01:00:08.429 --> 01:00:09.750
I know it is Christopher Reeve.
1413
01:00:09.849 --> 01:00:12.309
So it was only... Children of the Damned was only...
1414
01:00:12.070 --> 01:00:14.389
It's Village of the Damned is the one they remade.
1415
01:00:14.610 --> 01:00:16.289
But it's pretty much the same. I mean, again, they
1416
01:00:16.329 --> 01:00:20.090
were more or less the same story both times. Village
1417
01:00:20.130 --> 01:00:20.630
of the Damned.
1418
01:00:21.090 --> 01:00:21.909
Oh my God, I got a good one.
1419
01:00:21.889 --> 01:00:26.889
1995... In 1960. Who was the female? In Village of
1420
01:00:26.909 --> 01:00:30.309
the Damned, it was....
1421
01:00:30.289 --> 01:00:32.389
But did it get remade for a third time?
1422
01:00:32.429 --> 01:00:34.230
Christopher Reeve and Kirstie Alley.
1423
01:00:34.289 --> 01:00:35.469
Wait, wait, wait.
1424
01:00:35.510 --> 01:00:37.280
Nobody's going to mess. Nobody's going to have a problem
1425
01:00:37.300 --> 01:00:37.739
with the recasting.
1426
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:40.260
There was a third one. Like, I think there was
1427
01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:42.539
a remake, and she was in it. Look up Nicole Kidman.
1428
01:00:42.980 --> 01:00:45.059
I cannot be wrong. She's in Invasion. But there was
1429
01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:46.300
something else she was in.
1430
01:00:46.300 --> 01:00:47.579
She's in The Stepford Wives.
1431
01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:52.929
Maybe that was it. I actually like her. She can
1432
01:00:52.969 --> 01:00:53.409
be great.
1433
01:00:53.590 --> 01:00:53.769
Yeah.
1434
01:00:54.349 --> 01:00:56.989
She sometimes does weird stuff, but.
1435
01:00:56.829 --> 01:00:58.190
She can be great.
1436
01:01:00.329 --> 01:01:01.289
She's all right in my book.
1437
01:01:05.380 --> 01:01:05.909
The Others?
1438
01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:06.969
No.
1439
01:01:06.989 --> 01:01:09.880
I love The Others. That's a great movie. I thought that,
1440
01:01:10.059 --> 01:01:12.039
and that's one that does not need to be remade. Well,
1441
01:01:12.260 --> 01:01:13.960
I mean, I don't know how, again, it's one of those,
1442
01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.039
once you've seen it, like, so how do you go
1443
01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:18.800
back and remake it and not know what's coming?
1444
01:01:18.960 --> 01:01:19.219
Okay.
1445
01:01:19.519 --> 01:01:21.099
Yeah. It's hard to do that kind of stuff. It's
1446
01:01:21.139 --> 01:01:21.659
too recent.
1447
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:21.860
Yeah.
1448
01:01:22.570 --> 01:01:25.869
Too recently good i should say and they're busy making
1449
01:01:25.909 --> 01:01:30.610
new ghost movies yeah there's tons of paranormal activity and
1450
01:01:30.670 --> 01:01:34.050
spin-off movies and like yeah there's a billion of those
1451
01:01:34.130 --> 01:01:37.710
kind of movies now that kind of keep feeding that anyway.
1452
01:01:37.590 --> 01:01:39.829
Like if if it was when we grew up it
1453
01:01:39.869 --> 01:01:43.929
would be like a movie about the the possessed clown
1454
01:01:44.110 --> 01:01:47.300
puppets day job would be what we've descended to.
1455
01:01:47.179 --> 01:01:47.940
And Not yet.
1456
01:01:47.980 --> 01:01:48.480
In sequels.
1457
01:01:48.579 --> 01:01:49.940
If we're going back to Stephen King.
1458
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:50.530
No, no, no.
1459
01:01:50.559 --> 01:01:52.739
Because that's coming out soon. I mean, Poltergeist, just the
1460
01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:53.519
weird clown.
1461
01:01:53.539 --> 01:01:56.659
Oh, Poltergeist, yeah. Which was just remade.
1462
01:01:56.980 --> 01:01:59.449
So here's one. Here's another weird, obscure one that I
1463
01:01:59.699 --> 01:02:01.820
think would be a cool remake, though I don't know
1464
01:02:01.840 --> 01:02:05.670
who I would cast. I think it's called The Legacy.
1465
01:02:06.989 --> 01:02:09.809
And it was set in a weird British house in
1466
01:02:09.829 --> 01:02:13.349
a weird British town. I think, and Roger Daltrey was
1467
01:02:13.389 --> 01:02:15.489
in it, and it was like a party of people,
1468
01:02:15.550 --> 01:02:17.409
and there was something crazy going on at the house,
1469
01:02:18.030 --> 01:02:20.730
and Roger Daltrey chokes on something, and somebody gives him
1470
01:02:20.789 --> 01:02:23.369
a tracheotomy in the middle of the buffet. Does anybody
1471
01:02:23.389 --> 01:02:23.909
remember this?
1472
01:02:23.909 --> 01:02:25.269
1978.
1473
01:02:25.269 --> 01:02:28.179
If we can recast Roger Daltrey out of this, I'm
1474
01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:28.679
already on board.
1475
01:02:28.699 --> 01:02:30.500
I think I'd just put Roger Daltrey back in it.
1476
01:02:30.500 --> 01:02:33.300
Maybe it would be the entire cast of the crew
1477
01:02:33.340 --> 01:02:33.679
that was living.
1478
01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:36.039
I was never overly thrilled with Roger Daltrey.
1479
01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:39.840
Do you remember that? Even musically. I vaguely remember that.
1480
01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:43.099
I have this weird thing with like... Catherine Ross and
1481
01:02:43.159 --> 01:02:43.940
Sam Elliott.
1482
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:45.219
Sam Elliott was in that?
1483
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:45.480
Yeah.
1484
01:02:45.659 --> 01:02:45.920
Nice.
1485
01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:46.840
Is that the guy that was in.
1486
01:02:47.980 --> 01:02:49.460
Sam Elliott should be in everything.
1487
01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:50.159
Okay.
1488
01:02:50.469 --> 01:02:51.469
So let me tell you this.
1489
01:02:51.550 --> 01:02:52.949
You know, he was in.
1490
01:02:54.469 --> 01:02:55.650
Roadhouse.
1491
01:02:56.449 --> 01:02:56.960
Oh, that guy.
1492
01:02:56.989 --> 01:02:58.309
The classic that is Roadhouse.
1493
01:02:58.329 --> 01:02:58.530
No, wait.
1494
01:02:58.550 --> 01:03:01.400
Is that the same guy? Is Roger Daltrey in it?
1495
01:03:01.420 --> 01:03:06.619
Roadhouse? Roger Daltrey is Dalton in Roadhouse.
1496
01:03:06.679 --> 01:03:07.760
Roger Dalton.
1497
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:08.639
Roger Dalton.
1498
01:03:08.659 --> 01:03:09.380
No, the legacy.
1499
01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:10.820
Does it have him in it? That's the only way
1500
01:03:10.860 --> 01:03:13.360
I know. Timothy Dalton is Dalton. It's like a hawking
1501
01:03:13.500 --> 01:03:15.900
scene and somebody gets their eyes clawed out. It is
1502
01:03:16.019 --> 01:03:20.570
full of awesomeness. Timothy Dalton is Dalton.
1503
01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:21.119
Is Dalton.
1504
01:03:21.139 --> 01:03:24.070
So let me tell you about this strange condition I have.
1505
01:03:24.269 --> 01:03:24.829
Oh, God.
1506
01:03:24.929 --> 01:03:26.110
One of many.
1507
01:03:27.070 --> 01:03:28.449
Who are the two actors I can't remember?
1508
01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:29.940
Oh, no.
1509
01:03:30.300 --> 01:03:30.780
Sam.
1510
01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:32.480
No, Sam Neill. That's a whole different one.
1511
01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:39.969
No, there's another Sam. There's another Sam. That should be
1512
01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:40.769
a movie title.
1513
01:03:40.809 --> 01:03:44.179
The one just died. And he was in True Lies.
1514
01:03:44.239 --> 01:03:46.000
Not the Pullman-Paxton thing.
1515
01:03:46.019 --> 01:03:47.239
I have the Pullman-Paxton thing.
1516
01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:48.460
I don't understand that.
1517
01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:50.300
She has Pullman-Paxton disease. She's overdone.
1518
01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:51.860
But it's true.
1519
01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:53.960
But I don't get it because they're nothing alike.
1520
01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:54.599
They are.
1521
01:03:54.619 --> 01:03:55.800
They look nothing alike.
1522
01:03:55.820 --> 01:03:56.230
Yes, they do.
1523
01:03:56.239 --> 01:04:00.230
Their acting styles are miles apart. Like, I never understood
1524
01:04:00.269 --> 01:04:01.269
that thing. I agree.
1525
01:04:01.550 --> 01:04:02.010
Their names.
1526
01:04:02.110 --> 01:04:02.469
It's a thing.
1527
01:04:02.489 --> 01:04:04.110
Their last name started with P.
1528
01:04:04.190 --> 01:04:04.650
Wait a minute.
1529
01:04:04.750 --> 01:04:05.010
Wait a minute.
1530
01:04:05.030 --> 01:04:06.170
That's about it.
1531
01:04:06.329 --> 01:04:06.889
It's a thing.
1532
01:04:07.090 --> 01:04:09.400
And there are two bills. That's it.
1533
01:04:09.409 --> 01:04:13.260
The most routine, run-of-the-mill thing... about not being able to
1534
01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:14.480
remember two actors.
1535
01:04:14.179 --> 01:04:17.059
Ever well i can't and i'm telling you they totally
1536
01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:19.880
seem the same to me and i'm not joking like
1537
01:04:19.920 --> 01:04:22.239
i'm not saying i have a disorder and it needs
1538
01:04:22.489 --> 01:04:26.250
shock therapy well okay which we can arrange sam i
1539
01:04:26.289 --> 01:04:28.389
have another one with sam neill and another dude i
1540
01:04:28.409 --> 01:04:34.719
can't remember who was in twister bill paxton Well, throw
1541
01:04:34.739 --> 01:04:36.039
Sam Neill in. Mine's worse.
1542
01:04:36.980 --> 01:04:39.690
Sam Neill does not belong in Twister. But I don't
1543
01:04:39.710 --> 01:04:41.289
know that anybody belongs in Twister.
1544
01:04:41.489 --> 01:04:43.690
Well, anyway, yes. I think that is actually a real
1545
01:04:43.769 --> 01:04:46.389
thing because for the longest time, I cannot tell the difference.
1546
01:04:46.550 --> 01:04:48.230
I'd probably just be like, it's one that was in this.
1547
01:04:48.489 --> 01:04:48.869
All right.
1548
01:04:49.070 --> 01:04:52.199
He's gone now, so we have to redo it. Twister.
1549
01:04:52.340 --> 01:04:55.159
Who do we put in Twister? How do we make
1550
01:04:55.219 --> 01:04:58.579
it not a mess? Better yet. Would you put Bill
1551
01:04:58.619 --> 01:05:00.019
Pullman in Weird Science?
1552
01:05:00.659 --> 01:05:03.599
No, would you put Bill Pullman? Chet is Bill Pullman.
1553
01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:07.840
All right, let's random cast Twister.
1554
01:05:07.900 --> 01:05:08.699
Let's see where we're going.
1555
01:05:08.719 --> 01:05:10.050
I don't think you can remake that.
1556
01:05:10.550 --> 01:05:12.289
Yeah, who would you do as Helen Hunt?
1557
01:05:12.730 --> 01:05:14.070
Helen Hunt would be played by.
1558
01:05:14.070 --> 01:05:16.130
Reese Witherspoon.
1559
01:05:16.150 --> 01:05:20.190
Ooh, poor Emma Stone. She just got cast in the
1560
01:05:20.230 --> 01:05:20.829
Twister remake.
1561
01:05:20.969 --> 01:05:21.710
Oh, I like her.
1562
01:05:21.750 --> 01:05:22.329
She'd be good in it.
1563
01:05:22.329 --> 01:05:23.639
I do, too. That's why I feel bad for her.
1564
01:05:23.650 --> 01:05:27.760
She'd actually be good. She's a little above Twister remake. Well,
1565
01:05:27.820 --> 01:05:29.300
so is Helen Hunt, to be fair.
1566
01:05:29.610 --> 01:05:33.619
At that point, yeah. She was well past that. Yeah,
1567
01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:34.039
pretty much.
1568
01:05:34.059 --> 01:05:36.460
She shouldn't have done Twister. But that was a nice
1569
01:05:36.519 --> 01:05:38.219
payday for all parties involved.
1570
01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:38.860
Yeah, absolutely.
1571
01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:39.340
I'm pretty sure.
1572
01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:39.960
Absolutely.
1573
01:05:40.260 --> 01:05:41.039
It was pretty fun.
1574
01:05:41.099 --> 01:05:45.679
Actually, wasn't the guy that was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
1575
01:05:46.119 --> 01:05:46.460
Alan Ruck?
1576
01:05:47.250 --> 01:05:50.559
Wasn't he also in Twister? There's a lot of random
1577
01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:51.539
people running around.
1578
01:05:51.739 --> 01:05:52.519
He's in Speed.
1579
01:05:52.880 --> 01:05:56.579
The other Jean Dubon movie. Oh, and a young... What's
1580
01:05:56.639 --> 01:05:59.559
his name? The guy who played... Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah.
1581
01:05:59.599 --> 01:06:00.000
He is?
1582
01:06:00.260 --> 01:06:00.599
Yeah.
1583
01:06:00.699 --> 01:06:02.909
He played the same character that he played in Boogie Nights,
1584
01:06:02.929 --> 01:06:03.889
because that would be awesome.
1585
01:06:04.210 --> 01:06:05.530
He's the same in every movie.
1586
01:06:05.550 --> 01:06:06.929
He's a cameraman, right?
1587
01:06:07.250 --> 01:06:12.030
Except in My Boyfriend's Back. If only he was still
1588
01:06:12.070 --> 01:06:13.809
around so I could bring that up to him and
1589
01:06:13.829 --> 01:06:14.989
he'd be like, ah, damn it.
1590
01:06:15.010 --> 01:06:16.030
Shut up.
1591
01:06:18.510 --> 01:06:21.809
So. Yeah, well, who would play Bill? Who is our Bill?
1592
01:06:22.369 --> 01:06:24.610
Okay, Liam Hemsworth just came up.
1593
01:06:24.670 --> 01:06:26.010
Tough luck, dude.
1594
01:06:26.030 --> 01:06:30.000
That works. Because I'd be like, I can't tell Liam from.
1595
01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.599
I'll give you that one. At least they are brothers.
1596
01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:33.820
They have the same last name.
1597
01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:36.559
And they do look kind of alike. Now, granted, Thor
1598
01:06:36.579 --> 01:06:37.760
looks a little more like Thor.
1599
01:06:37.820 --> 01:06:40.539
But it's like if you look at Liam and you're
1600
01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:42.380
just like, if Thor had a younger brother.
1601
01:06:43.289 --> 01:06:45.449
Or you could throw Tom Hiddleston in there for that matter.
1602
01:06:46.389 --> 01:06:49.860
Now that, well, have you seen Skull Island? Because it's
1603
01:06:49.889 --> 01:06:52.460
kind of like Tom Hiddleston in the middle of Twister,
1604
01:06:52.559 --> 01:06:56.360
only if Twister was awesome. Because Skull Island's badass. But
1605
01:06:56.500 --> 01:06:59.099
it does feel like it's that same idea of like,
1606
01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:01.900
let's throw a lot of things in this mix and
1607
01:07:01.940 --> 01:07:02.579
see if they work.
1608
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.329
And like, it kind of gets nailed in Skull Island.
1609
01:07:05.610 --> 01:07:08.889
Everything fun just kind of happens and it's awesome. And
1610
01:07:08.949 --> 01:07:11.349
Tom Hiddleston's just sort of along for the ride and
1611
01:07:11.369 --> 01:07:13.610
really doesn't have much to do. So that's what makes
1612
01:07:13.690 --> 01:07:14.050
me think.
1613
01:07:16.210 --> 01:07:18.579
I mean, he certainly does as Loki because he steals
1614
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:19.360
those movies.
1615
01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:22.019
You think so? I can't look past his wig.
1616
01:07:22.380 --> 01:07:24.760
He doesn't need to be the villain because he's not
1617
01:07:24.820 --> 01:07:28.079
really a villain because everybody loves him anyway. So like he's...
1618
01:07:28.570 --> 01:07:31.110
Become his own weird thing in those movies that I
1619
01:07:31.150 --> 01:07:32.469
don't even know what to do with anymore.
1620
01:07:32.489 --> 01:07:35.210
I bet there's a whole lot of Loki fan fiction.
1621
01:07:35.230 --> 01:07:35.849
Oh, yeah.
1622
01:07:36.010 --> 01:07:38.190
You know, the world of fan fiction is weird.
1623
01:07:38.230 --> 01:07:41.559
Fangirls have a thing for Loki that you will not believe.
1624
01:07:41.579 --> 01:07:43.380
Yeah. And the wig?
1625
01:07:44.380 --> 01:07:45.900
Maybe they put the wig on.
1626
01:07:45.900 --> 01:07:47.500
The wig has its own separate series.
1627
01:07:47.860 --> 01:07:50.110
Oh, yeah. Start typing those right now.
1628
01:07:50.929 --> 01:07:51.670
I've got a good one.
1629
01:07:51.889 --> 01:07:52.150
All right.
1630
01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:57.780
And it's in my don't category, but maybe it should be.
1631
01:07:57.789 --> 01:07:58.650
Let's do it anyway.
1632
01:07:59.250 --> 01:08:00.409
Big Trouble in Little China.
1633
01:08:01.210 --> 01:08:02.110
They're doing it.
1634
01:08:02.150 --> 01:08:02.619
Yeah, I think they are.
1635
01:08:02.630 --> 01:08:03.550
You heard that, right?
1636
01:08:03.650 --> 01:08:04.550
No, I haven't.
1637
01:08:04.670 --> 01:08:05.449
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1638
01:08:05.469 --> 01:08:07.449
And it's one of those, I would say. It could work.
1639
01:08:07.789 --> 01:08:09.869
I would say, well, once again, it's like, I would
1640
01:08:09.889 --> 01:08:10.389
say don't.
1641
01:08:10.469 --> 01:08:11.389
And then I heard the casting.
1642
01:08:11.449 --> 01:08:14.289
I was like, son of a bitch. Because it falls
1643
01:08:14.369 --> 01:08:16.710
back to my, I'm going to love him no matter what.
1644
01:08:17.829 --> 01:08:18.529
Freaking rock.
1645
01:08:18.890 --> 01:08:19.729
Remake.
1646
01:08:19.970 --> 01:08:20.170
Yep.
1647
01:08:20.899 --> 01:08:23.119
Don't put The Rock in it they put The Rock
1648
01:08:23.140 --> 01:08:26.100
Dwayne Johnson oh my god and I'm like you.
1649
01:08:26.010 --> 01:08:27.970
Can't hate that he's so.
1650
01:08:28.109 --> 01:08:31.909
Damn charismatic he really is he really is he doesn't
1651
01:08:31.930 --> 01:08:34.310
like The Rock so I'm like I don't know if
1652
01:08:34.350 --> 01:08:37.090
it's gonna turn out great but I'll watch it I'm
1653
01:08:37.170 --> 01:08:38.729
gonna wanna see what he does.
1654
01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:40.699
Cause he's The Rock and he's always fun and.
1655
01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:43.220
Ashley Miller well like we said before he made uh
1656
01:08:44.569 --> 01:08:45.369
Scorpion King.
1657
01:08:45.729 --> 01:08:47.369
Your favorite movie, Scorpion King?
1658
01:08:47.489 --> 01:08:49.619
Scorpion King is not my favorite movie. I guess I
1659
01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:49.920
watch it.
1660
01:08:49.939 --> 01:08:51.439
It's got the rock. I mean, BAPS is your favorite movie,
1661
01:08:51.479 --> 01:08:55.560
but second is Scorpion King. We're establishing your list of favorites.
1662
01:08:56.149 --> 01:08:56.409
All right.
1663
01:08:56.449 --> 01:08:58.850
Well, then I get a second go because I didn't
1664
01:08:58.890 --> 01:09:00.770
realize that that was being remade.
1665
01:09:00.909 --> 01:09:03.739
All right. So when does that come out? I mean,
1666
01:09:03.939 --> 01:09:06.039
I thought they were already making it, so it could
1667
01:09:06.060 --> 01:09:07.260
be out by the end of this year.
1668
01:09:07.279 --> 01:09:07.779
All right.
1669
01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:14.300
So another one of my don't category. These can't be remade.
1670
01:09:16.520 --> 01:09:19.350
No one will ever remake Blazing Saddles.
1671
01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:20.729
I had that on my list, actually.
1672
01:09:20.750 --> 01:09:21.869
Oh, yeah, you can't.
1673
01:09:21.949 --> 01:09:23.170
That was my question. I was going to throw it
1674
01:09:23.229 --> 01:09:25.170
out because how do you.
1675
01:09:25.470 --> 01:09:26.149
You can't do it.
1676
01:09:26.170 --> 01:09:28.649
Well, I'm saying, no, they would still try to because
1677
01:09:28.689 --> 01:09:29.310
it's a property.
1678
01:09:29.350 --> 01:09:31.289
So a studio is going to be like, yeah, that's
1679
01:09:31.449 --> 01:09:32.180
going to make money.
1680
01:09:32.569 --> 01:09:36.439
So what did they do to homogenize it to the
1681
01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:40.479
point where now it's so watered down and lame that
1682
01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:44.420
it could get greenlit? I'm trying to think, how could
1683
01:09:44.460 --> 01:09:47.810
you still make it fit what's going on, and yet
1684
01:09:47.859 --> 01:09:51.909
take out everything offensive. I mean, I don't know how
1685
01:09:51.930 --> 01:09:55.729
you're left with a movie. Like, the plot itself centers
1686
01:09:55.770 --> 01:09:59.470
around a situation that I feel like you can't really do,
1687
01:10:00.189 --> 01:10:03.189
certainly not easily at this point in time. So it's like,
1688
01:10:03.369 --> 01:10:04.729
what do you do with that?
1689
01:10:05.010 --> 01:10:10.310
Although I will argue that if we ever needed it
1690
01:10:10.970 --> 01:10:12.529
at any point in time, it's now.
1691
01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:18.119
We could actually use a little freaking humor about... I
1692
01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:22.460
feel like there's only one way you could make this happen.
1693
01:10:22.479 --> 01:10:23.520
You'd have to flip it completely.
1694
01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:25.560
Here's my thing. If you wanted to try to do
1695
01:10:25.640 --> 01:10:28.899
it instead of our Cleavon Little, which, oddly enough, this
1696
01:10:29.699 --> 01:10:33.840
also isn't terrible casting, Dave Chappelle. Got away with a
1697
01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:36.819
lot of shit on his show. If he decided to
1698
01:10:36.880 --> 01:10:38.020
come back to acting.
1699
01:10:38.039 --> 01:10:39.020
And do Blazing Saddles.
1700
01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:41.489
And do Blazing Saddles. Like, he could almost pull it.
1701
01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:42.119
He had that.
1702
01:10:42.180 --> 01:10:42.920
But the beauty.
1703
01:10:42.899 --> 01:10:46.479
Of Blazing Saddles was it made fun of everybody.
1704
01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:47.319
Oh, it did.
1705
01:10:47.340 --> 01:10:49.039
But nobody hears that now.
1706
01:10:49.319 --> 01:10:50.279
No, no, no. I know.
1707
01:10:50.300 --> 01:10:52.060
Nobody catches the other stuff.
1708
01:10:52.100 --> 01:10:53.689
And it's like, as you watch... And because they showed
1709
01:10:53.699 --> 01:10:55.710
it on television when we were kids. So we saw
1710
01:10:55.750 --> 01:10:58.350
the original. Then we saw, like, as it... kept getting
1711
01:10:58.390 --> 01:10:59.689
more and more edited for television.
1712
01:10:59.710 -->
01:11:01.829
Well, what's funny is they didn't edit a lot of
1713
01:11:01.850 --> 01:11:02.949
that stuff in the beginning there.
1714
01:11:02.970 --> 01:11:05.029
Yeah, and then they quit showing it because it's just
1715
01:11:05.069 --> 01:11:05.689
too whatever.
1716
01:11:05.729 --> 01:11:07.390
But it made fun of everybody. It ended up in
1717
01:11:07.409 --> 01:11:09.029
the Song of the South bin.
1718
01:11:09.369 --> 01:11:13.090
Like, oh, we can't, no. Like the natives talking about,
1719
01:11:13.109 --> 01:11:15.430
you know, the people that were coming in and they're
1720
01:11:15.470 --> 01:11:19.149
speaking Yiddish. Like, that is funny. You know, like Mel
1721
01:11:19.189 --> 01:11:20.630
Brooks is, I mean.
1722
01:11:21.250 --> 01:11:23.369
Well, again, it's written by a black guy and a
1723
01:11:23.390 --> 01:11:25.270
Jewish guy, so they kind of felt like they had
1724
01:11:25.300 --> 01:11:27.300
a license to make fun of everybody, and they kind
1725
01:11:27.340 --> 01:11:27.579
of did.
1726
01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:29.819
And I think, you know, you get some kind of weird, like, bizarre,
1727
01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:32.140
I can't think of who the modern-day Martin Lawrence is,
1728
01:11:32.180 --> 01:11:34.079
but Martin Lawrence trying to, like, flip it and.
1729
01:11:34.050 --> 01:11:35.029
Make it a completely different scene.
1730
01:11:35.050 --> 01:11:36.369
That's why I'm sticking with Chappelle.
1731
01:11:36.430 --> 01:11:36.590
Yeah.
1732
01:11:36.609 --> 01:11:39.310
Martin Lawrence will make, like, First Night again. No, what
1733
01:11:39.329 --> 01:11:40.170
the hell was Black Night?
1734
01:11:40.729 --> 01:11:41.149
First Night.
1735
01:11:41.510 --> 01:11:42.109
First Night.
1736
01:11:42.189 --> 01:11:45.979
No, wait, I like... Chris Rock. Which is the one
1737
01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:48.060
that I like of the night movies, and I always
1738
01:11:48.100 --> 01:11:50.229
say First Night. You guys are like, no, no.
1739
01:11:50.310 --> 01:11:52.130
No, that's Richard Gere, damn it.
1740
01:11:52.170 --> 01:11:53.630
No, it's Richard Gere and Sean Connery.
1741
01:11:53.829 --> 01:11:54.310
Chris Tucker.
1742
01:11:56.250 --> 01:12:01.069
Chris tucker goes back in time to become the first
1743
01:12:01.170 --> 01:12:02.289
black knight.
1744
01:12:02.189 --> 01:12:04.750
Anyway first black knight.
1745
01:12:03.970 --> 01:12:05.670
I was thinking of shanghai.
1746
01:12:05.220 --> 01:12:08.119
But like a movie you shouldn't remake another mel brooks
1747
01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:11.260
you should not make young frankenstein like that oh yeah i.
1748
01:12:11.180 --> 01:12:12.640
Feel like they're gonna want to at some.
1749
01:12:12.500 --> 01:12:15.239
Point they can't i mean you cannot do that.
1750
01:12:15.479 --> 01:12:19.340
Again it's so hinges on that performance like you could
1751
01:12:19.359 --> 01:12:21.920
cast everybody up they're all great but i'm like you
1752
01:12:21.939 --> 01:12:23.260
could recast everybody else.
1753
01:12:23.140 --> 01:12:25.819
But like You can't recast Gene Wilder.
1754
01:12:25.859 --> 01:12:28.619
And again, they've tried to do it with Willy Wonka.
1755
01:12:28.699 --> 01:12:29.239
And Madeline Kahn.
1756
01:12:29.270 --> 01:12:29.930
And it went horrible.
1757
01:12:29.970 --> 01:12:32.069
You can't redo Madeline Kahn either because to me, she's
1758
01:12:32.109 --> 01:12:32.850
phenomenal in that role.
1759
01:12:32.869 --> 01:12:34.489
She's always pretty phenomenal. Yeah.
1760
01:12:34.590 --> 01:12:36.829
Which is another great reason why I love Clue because
1761
01:12:36.869 --> 01:12:43.880
she was great. Flames! Flames! On the side of my face! Paving! Breathing! Breathless!
1762
01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:44.539
I love her.
1763
01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:46.239
Yeah.
1764
01:12:46.260 --> 01:12:49.260
She's great. Yeah, I mean, there's so many great performances
1765
01:12:49.300 --> 01:12:49.699
in that.
1766
01:12:49.640 --> 01:12:51.760
That you can't. Oh, what's his name is the straight
1767
01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:54.960
guy in Clue? The... Who ends up being the FBI guy.
1768
01:12:54.979 --> 01:12:58.340
Michael McKean. He's great.
1769
01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:01.699
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
1770
01:13:01.720 --> 01:13:03.560
Yikes.
1771
01:13:03.899 --> 01:13:08.720
Yeah, I wanted to live in the Clue house and
1772
01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:10.819
have a Clue night. I thought that was the coolest
1773
01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:12.579
thing ever. Going back to Clue. Anyway.
1774
01:13:12.819 --> 01:13:17.800
But we skipped over. We just said you can't recast.
1775
01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:20.500
Because I've said for years that's what screws up. You
1776
01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:24.510
can't recast Willy Wonka. You can't recast Gene Wilder in
1777
01:13:24.529 --> 01:13:27.949
Young Frankenstein, but we totally skipped over Blazing Saddles, which
1778
01:13:28.029 --> 01:13:31.270
I also think is one of his most amazing performances.
1779
01:13:32.090 --> 01:13:34.689
But again, neither of those guys were supposed to be that,
1780
01:13:34.770 --> 01:13:37.659
so they weren't dead set on him. He was way
1781
01:13:37.699 --> 01:13:40.619
down on the list when they cast him in Blazing Saddles.
1782
01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:43.520
So who's our gunslinger.
1783
01:13:43.279 --> 01:13:44.100
In this remake?
1784
01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:49.789
Tom Hardy. I mean.
1785
01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:52.600
Again, if we're not going super comedic.
1786
01:13:53.090 --> 01:13:54.770
No, but that would be the funny part. He tries
1787
01:13:54.789 --> 01:13:57.289
to be comedic. He's so odd and awkward when he
1788
01:13:57.310 --> 01:14:00.229
tries to be comedic. But it would kind of work.
1789
01:14:00.729 --> 01:14:05.170
It's not the worst thing. It's a would-have-to-be-seen kind of thing.
1790
01:14:05.189 --> 01:14:05.510
Yeah.
1791
01:14:05.649 --> 01:14:06.800
I don't know if it would work, but.
1792
01:14:06.810 --> 01:14:11.140
I think he could pull it off, but I don't know. But, okay,
1793
01:14:11.180 --> 01:14:14.579
so let's see. How about... So if we're not doing that.
1794
01:14:14.640 --> 01:14:18.899
Well, okay, if we're going pretty lateral move, Jesse Eisenberg.
1795
01:14:18.920 --> 01:14:19.420
Okay.
1796
01:14:20.510 --> 01:14:24.340
I mean, is he not kind of a new Gene Wilder-ish? Like,
1797
01:14:24.380 --> 01:14:27.739
he doesn't have that level of charm. He's got a
1798
01:14:27.739 --> 01:14:31.979
little more neurotic, but it's not far off.
1799
01:14:32.020 --> 01:14:35.350
Yeah, it's not that far off. It's not far off
1800
01:14:35.369 --> 01:14:36.409
at all.
1801
01:14:36.449 --> 01:14:37.989
Oh, man. Yeah, that's a good one.
1802
01:14:38.010 --> 01:14:40.819
All right. Here. I got another one.
1803
01:14:41.109 --> 01:14:41.329
All right.
1804
01:14:41.350 --> 01:14:43.300
Well, wait. No, no, no. We're still back on.
1805
01:14:44.590 --> 01:14:46.310
I think, I don't know. I don't know that we
1806
01:14:46.350 --> 01:14:47.340
can do anything else with it.
1807
01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:48.909
I thought Paul would have a good, he'd be like, yeah,
1808
01:14:48.949 --> 01:14:49.329
I got it.
1809
01:14:49.399 --> 01:14:51.380
Well, no, I was thinking, I mean, I couldn't think
1810
01:14:51.409 --> 01:14:52.479
of the guy's name, so.
1811
01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:54.140
And I would just be looking.
1812
01:14:54.159 --> 01:14:55.619
It'd be great to have movie conversations where people are
1813
01:14:55.640 --> 01:14:57.199
always like, wait a minute, that guy, the guy with
1814
01:14:57.239 --> 01:14:57.680
the arms.
1815
01:14:57.699 --> 01:14:58.510
That one guy.
1816
01:14:58.539 --> 01:14:59.420
The short, long hair.
1817
01:14:59.659 --> 01:15:01.800
He had a face and now it's off.
1818
01:15:02.039 --> 01:15:03.260
The man with no face, Mel Gibson.
1819
01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:07.380
No, okay. So I was.
1820
01:15:07.300 --> 01:15:13.060
Thinking about how office space could be remade, which made
1821
01:15:13.100 --> 01:15:16.470
me think, 9 to 5 needs to be remade.
1822
01:15:16.649 --> 01:15:18.489
No, and I thought they were talking about it.
1823
01:15:18.670 --> 01:15:21.510
I mean, didn't they like try to do it for
1824
01:15:21.529 --> 01:15:24.850
TV or something? Like it feels like they were. Well,
1825
01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:27.399
that's a mistake. But remaking the movie would be a
1826
01:15:27.439 --> 01:15:30.220
great idea. I mean, it is one of those like
1827
01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:33.739
sometimes you've given enough time because that one's so like
1828
01:15:34.340 --> 01:15:38.439
business oriented, but it's 80s through and through business oriented.
1829
01:15:38.479 --> 01:15:41.500
So I'm like, there's definitely a way you could update
1830
01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:42.840
the world that it's in.
1831
01:15:43.640 --> 01:15:46.699
But we now live in a world that.
1832
01:15:46.579 -->
01:15:50.949
Most of the stuff going on, hopefully, ideally isn't still
1833
01:15:50.989 --> 01:15:51.489
going on.
1834
01:15:51.569 --> 01:15:52.750
I don't think that's 100% true.
1835
01:15:53.069 --> 01:15:55.920
No, it's not. It's still going on. But again, it's
1836
01:15:56.000 --> 01:16:00.079
not that... It's not that... accepted the way that it
1837
01:16:00.140 --> 01:16:02.520
was even still in the 80s it's not overt it's
1838
01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:06.140
not constant which is why you could retell it because
1839
01:16:06.199 --> 01:16:08.989
it's a totally fresh you could do it as story
1840
01:16:09.489 --> 01:16:11.630
at that point that it is a little more underlying
1841
01:16:11.750 --> 01:16:14.770
now and like there are guys that are the bosses
1842
01:16:14.850 --> 01:16:18.130
that are pretending like everything's cool and everybody is on
1843
01:16:18.170 --> 01:16:20.720
a level playing field but that's not what goes on
1844
01:16:20.739 --> 01:16:23.619
right the real things that go on is they're still
1845
01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:26.439
getting screwed over and they're still getting like throwing out
1846
01:16:26.460 --> 01:16:29.289
the worst jobs and less pay and all of that shit.
1847
01:16:29.310 --> 01:16:30.930
So there is a way to do that that's got
1848
01:16:30.970 --> 01:16:32.350
a little more edge to it now.
1849
01:16:33.189 --> 01:16:37.449
Now are we casting? Are we going to the back computer?
1850
01:16:37.909 --> 01:16:38.529
Who needs to.
1851
01:16:38.489 --> 01:16:40.430
Be Dolly Parton is really all that matters.
1852
01:16:40.649 --> 01:16:41.340
Oh, okay.
1853
01:16:41.979 --> 01:16:44.300
Sofia Vergara just came.
1854
01:16:43.840 --> 01:16:46.140
Up and I'm like, well, perfect.
1855
01:16:46.380 --> 01:16:48.880
I mean, I don't, I'm not thrilled with her usually
1856
01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:52.619
as performance wise, but I mean, again, that is exactly
1857
01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:55.449
where Hollywood would go at this point. I actually like her.
1858
01:16:58.260 --> 01:17:01.079
I can't. Modern Family. She's great.
1859
01:17:02.279 --> 01:17:03.939
I like everybody else.
1860
01:17:04.680 --> 01:17:08.420
Oh, I love her in Modern Family. Closest, closest, closest, closest, closest.
1861
01:17:08.500 --> 01:17:12.729
So who would be Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dabney Coleman.
1862
01:17:12.739 --> 01:17:15.289
I'm trying to think what's sitting next to her on
1863
01:17:15.310 --> 01:17:17.869
this little computer scenario is Brad Pitt.
1864
01:17:18.569 --> 01:17:22.789
I'm trying to picture Brad Pitt now as the Dabney Coleman.
1865
01:17:22.850 --> 01:17:23.109
Yeah.
1866
01:17:23.430 --> 01:17:26.130
That's an interesting scenario. I totally see it.
1867
01:17:26.189 --> 01:17:26.430
Yeah.
1868
01:17:26.689 --> 01:17:27.710
So here's the other two.
1869
01:17:28.750 --> 01:17:31.970
Okay, Beyonce. We got to work in a little updated.
1870
01:17:31.989 --> 01:17:34.949
Beyonce and Naomi Watts.
All right.
1871
01:17:35.029 --> 01:17:35.310
Okay.
1872
01:17:35.810 --> 01:17:36.850
That all kind of works.
1873
01:17:36.909 --> 01:17:37.329
Kind of good.
1874
01:17:37.649 --> 01:17:39.729
The computer came up with some good options here. The
1875
01:17:39.770 --> 01:17:43.029
computer does not lie. Yeah, it's sad that it's kind
1876
01:17:43.050 --> 01:17:44.210
of got its pulse on the.
1877
01:17:45.369 --> 01:17:46.689
Whatever algorithm they're using.
1878
01:17:46.850 --> 01:17:49.890
The waves of Hollywood and the shit that's probably actually
1879
01:17:49.909 --> 01:17:50.550
going to get made.
1880
01:17:50.569 --> 01:17:54.380
So yeah, I can kind of see this.
1881
01:17:54.489 --> 01:17:55.369
All right, let's do it.
1882
01:17:55.729 --> 01:17:56.300
Nine to five.
1883
01:17:56.319 --> 01:17:56.880
There we go.
1884
01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:57.340
Done.
1885
01:17:57.399 --> 01:17:58.439
We'll write Brad Pitt.
1886
01:17:59.489 --> 01:18:05.390
Dear Brad, we've got a movie idea. Sound good? It's
1887
01:18:05.430 --> 01:18:06.850
totally original and hip.
1888
01:18:07.010 --> 01:18:08.050
Call me back.
1889
01:18:08.489 --> 01:18:09.489
Love, Brian.
1890
01:18:09.510 --> 01:18:14.989
Check yes. I don't know. You know, there's so many
1891
01:18:15.050 --> 01:18:23.180
things that you can remake and make. I feel like
1892
01:18:23.220 --> 01:18:25.319
this is what happens when they sit around to think
1893
01:18:25.359 --> 01:18:28.439
about making movies. They're like, what if we do this?
1894
01:18:28.579 --> 01:18:28.859
Because.
1895
01:18:29.560 --> 01:18:31.399
How many times can you do some of this stuff?
1896
01:18:33.039 --> 01:18:36.119
I'm surprised they haven't already remade, like, the first Iron
1897
01:18:36.149 --> 01:18:37.159
Man movie at this point.
1898
01:18:37.869 --> 01:18:39.510
I was thinking that when I was making my list.
1899
01:18:39.550 --> 01:18:42.189
I was like, is it already time for them to reboot?
1900
01:18:42.489 --> 01:18:45.069
I mean, no, because Marvel's worked. But it's funny that,
1901
01:18:45.300 --> 01:18:47.859
the DC stuff that keeps getting messed up, and well,
1902
01:18:47.920 --> 01:18:49.119
even Marvel, if you go back.
1903
01:18:49.279 --> 01:18:52.000
I mean, Hulk, they totally.
1904
01:18:51.579 --> 01:18:53.819
Gave up on in one movie. How many times? Like
1905
01:18:53.840 --> 01:18:54.180
three times?
1906
01:18:54.279 --> 01:18:56.890
Yeah. I mean, the one they threw out there, but
1907
01:18:56.989 --> 01:18:59.909
almost immediately, they were like, nope, we've got this bigger plan.
1908
01:18:59.949 --> 01:19:00.850
We still want to make it work.
1909
01:19:00.989 --> 01:19:01.510
Do it again.
1910
01:19:02.029 --> 01:19:05.329
And even then, the leading man got thrown out. So
1911
01:19:05.369 --> 01:19:08.420
it's like they already... Remade the movie one. Well, not remade,
1912
01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:12.260
but like they rebooted again. They still didn't like the actor.
1913
01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:15.060
They rebooted the actor and like they finally got it
1914
01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:18.739
to work. And now I keep saying it's because he's
1915
01:19:18.819 --> 01:19:22.319
not the lead. Like people love Hulk now, but he's
1916
01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:25.140
never been lead again since then. He's always just brought
1917
01:19:25.199 --> 01:19:27.649
in to be like the money shot at the end
1918
01:19:27.689 --> 01:19:28.060
of the movie.
1919
01:19:28.100 --> 01:19:28.810
He's the muscle.
1920
01:19:28.979 --> 01:19:30.649
He's going to show up and just tear the hell
1921
01:19:30.689 --> 01:19:32.229
out of things. And that's what we're here for. We
1922
01:19:32.250 --> 01:19:34.210
don't want an hour and a half of other stuff
1923
01:19:34.250 --> 01:19:34.850
and talking shit.
1924
01:19:35.340 --> 01:19:36.819
Although I think the way... But, you know, I don't
1925
01:19:36.899 --> 01:19:38.600
like the way that they do that. Like, I don't
1926
01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:40.619
like the way they divvy everybody up and put them
1927
01:19:40.659 --> 01:19:43.760
into other things. Like, the Iron Man franchise was pretty awesome.
1928
01:19:44.239 --> 01:19:46.619
And then you start to see, like, Iron Man and, like,
1929
01:19:47.560 --> 01:19:49.359
whatever else. And here he is in this, and here
1930
01:19:49.380 --> 01:19:50.770
he is in that. And then there's a reference to
1931
01:19:50.819 --> 01:19:51.869
him in whatever.
1932
01:19:52.010 --> 01:19:52.989
In, like, Doctor Strange.
1933
01:19:53.010 --> 01:19:56.050
He's gonna be in Spider-Man. Right, and I don't like that.
1934
01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:57.430
I just want my Tony Stark.
1935
01:19:57.449 --> 01:19:58.729
You don't understand the universe.
1936
01:19:58.890 --> 01:20:02.949
I do, but I like a clean, the good stuff
1937
01:20:02.989 --> 01:20:03.430
I just want.
1938
01:20:03.329 --> 01:20:03.689
To keep pure.
1939
01:20:03.710 --> 01:20:05.800
That is not how the Marvel Universe works.
1940
01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:09.699
Everything's about crossover. It's all about planning 12 movies ahead.
1941
01:20:09.720 --> 01:20:14.319
Ugh. Well, yeah. I mean, I guess there's some kind
1942
01:20:14.399 --> 01:20:17.659
of combination of Doctor Strange and Thor, right? Because that's
1943
01:20:17.699 --> 01:20:20.960
the reference spoiler alert at the end. And it's like, no.
1944
01:20:21.000 --> 01:20:22.399
Which I really love Doctor Strange.
1945
01:20:22.430 --> 01:20:23.430
Doctor Strange, and I like Thor.
1946
01:20:23.439 --> 01:20:27.090
Have you seen the new Ragnarok trailer? Because, I mean,
1947
01:20:27.130 --> 01:20:28.569
if you want to see Hulk, I mean, that's.
1948
01:20:28.989 --> 01:20:30.529
Is there Hulk? Oh, yeah.
1949
01:20:30.689 --> 01:20:31.090
There's Hulk.
1950
01:20:31.109 --> 01:20:31.720
I haven't seen it.
1951
01:20:31.869 --> 01:20:34.930
And, like, that's kind of why.
1952
01:20:35.050 --> 01:20:36.050
Again, that's
why it works.
1953
01:20:36.069 --> 01:20:39.170
Because, like, if there's anything in the MCU that I'm.
1954
01:20:39.109 --> 01:20:40.869
Bored by, it's the Thor story.
1955
01:20:42.260 --> 01:20:43.359
I don't like those.
1956
01:20:43.760 --> 01:20:45.979
I just, I don't hate them. I'm just like, I'm
1957
01:20:46.000 --> 01:20:46.479
so bored.
1958
01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:48.560
I don't care. I don't care about Asgard.
1959
01:20:48.579 --> 01:20:50.520
I don't care about all this bullshit. When Thor goes
1960
01:20:50.550 --> 01:20:53.350
to Earth, it's entertaining. Like, I like, I like Hiddleston.
1961
01:20:53.949 --> 01:20:54.449
Not Hiddleston.
1962
01:20:54.649 --> 01:20:56.569
I like Hemsworth. I like all of them.
1963
01:20:56.590 --> 01:20:58.930
Yeah, you're Hiddleston Hemsworth fan fiction going on.
1964
01:20:59.369 --> 01:21:03.529
I'm writing that at home. But like, it just works
1965
01:21:03.789 --> 01:21:06.149
better out of that weird scenario.
1966
01:21:06.590 --> 01:21:09.489
So at least I just saw the trailer for Ragnarok
1967
01:21:09.529 --> 01:21:12.100
now and I'm just like, All right, they took all
1968
01:21:12.119 --> 01:21:14.619
the things that were boring and changed them because now
1969
01:21:14.659 --> 01:21:19.489
he's getting taken somewhere else. It's not your standard Asgard setup.
1970
01:21:19.789 --> 01:21:20.210
I like Asgard.
1971
01:21:20.229 --> 01:21:20.770
They're crammy.
1972
01:21:20.810 --> 01:21:23.189
Why do you not like Asgard?
1973
01:21:23.210 --> 01:21:24.430
Because it's boring.
1974
01:21:24.710 --> 01:21:25.329
It's cool.
1975
01:21:25.390 --> 01:21:28.960
It's like they're so advanced, but it still looks ancient.
1976
01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:30.359
It looks old-timey.
1977
01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:33.600
Sorry, I was thinking about Asgard.
1978
01:21:34.149 --> 01:21:35.149
So, I don't know.
1979
01:21:35.350 --> 01:21:36.609
But that's the thing.
1980
01:21:36.750 --> 01:21:38.590
All of that seems like it's changed. Like, they've kind
1981
01:21:38.630 --> 01:21:41.250
of been like, yeah, nobody really cared about that last movie. So,
1982
01:21:41.289 --> 01:21:43.050
let's change it all up. So, now it's a whole
1983
01:21:43.090 --> 01:21:47.600
different space. Whole different characters are involved. And what always
1984
01:21:47.619 --> 01:21:49.600
saves any of these movies, Cram Hulk in there to
1985
01:21:49.640 --> 01:21:52.319
tear shit up. So, it's all there. So, I'm like,
1986
01:21:52.779 --> 01:21:54.800
now I'm ready to buy the ticket. Like, I at
1987
01:21:54.840 --> 01:21:56.279
least want to see what they do with this one.
1988
01:21:56.340 --> 01:22:01.989
So, I don't get superheroes. You're on the wrong show.
1989
01:22:02.430 --> 01:22:03.250
I don't get superheroes.
1990
01:22:04.579 --> 01:22:05.439
I don't get them.
1991
01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:06.199
Oh, no.
1992
01:22:06.479 --> 01:22:10.859
So they made a... So the new thing is called Ragnarok? Yes.
1993
01:22:10.899 --> 01:22:14.649
Did you see the other Ragnarok from 2013? I heard
1994
01:22:14.750 --> 01:22:17.250
it's great. It actually is really good. You and I
1995
01:22:17.270 --> 01:22:17.720
watched it.
1996
01:22:17.770 --> 01:22:18.239
What is it?
1997
01:22:18.270 --> 01:22:21.189
I don't remember it. It's the Norwegian film where they
1998
01:22:21.210 --> 01:22:21.369
have to.
1999
01:22:21.369 --> 01:22:25.699
Oh, they gotta get out of town because there's a flood.
2000
01:22:25.739 --> 01:22:29.909
That's the wave. like that. That's called The Wave. That
2001
01:22:29.949 --> 01:22:31.050
was also Norwegian films.
2002
01:22:31.090 --> 01:22:33.050
Norwegian films are awesome by the way.
2003
01:22:33.069 --> 01:22:34.909
So we can start a Norwegian series.
2004
01:22:34.970 --> 01:22:35.329
Oh yeah.
2005
01:22:35.350 --> 01:22:38.109
We'll start working on that too. Troll Hunter.
2006
01:22:38.140 --> 01:22:39.100
So wait what was Ragnarok?
2007
01:22:39.109 --> 01:22:39.819
Troll Hunter.
2008
01:22:40.199 --> 01:22:45.939
That's the one where they are looking for like archaeological
2009
01:22:46.159 --> 01:22:51.600
stuff and they end up on this island and it's being.
2010
01:22:51.619 --> 01:22:52.750
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
2011
01:22:52.810 --> 01:22:54.970
It's in the middle of the forest and there's a
2012
01:22:55.069 --> 01:22:56.470
lake that has an island on it.
2013
01:22:56.529 --> 01:22:59.680
So there you go. Like Those are movies that are
2014
01:23:00.500 --> 01:23:03.180
cool Norwegian films, and I heard they were going to
2015
01:23:03.220 --> 01:23:05.659
remake Trollhunter with an American cast.
2016
01:23:05.729 --> 01:23:06.289
Of course.
2017
01:23:06.630 --> 01:23:07.630
Which would not work.
2018
01:23:07.670 --> 01:23:08.489
It's all about America.
2019
01:23:08.529 --> 01:23:12.670
I mean, the charm of Trollhunter is like the scenery,
2020
01:23:13.069 --> 01:23:17.310
the cast, the Trollhunter. I mean, who are you going
2021
01:23:17.340 --> 01:23:19.039
to cast as that guy if you had to remake
2022
01:23:19.060 --> 01:23:19.819
it with an American?
2023
01:23:20.420 --> 01:23:20.800
Chris Pratt.
2024
01:23:21.739 --> 01:23:23.560
I mean, what are you going to do?
2025
01:23:23.779 --> 01:23:26.779
You're going to get Liam Neeson and be like, play the.
2026
01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:30.210
Same guy you played as the Troll Hunter.
2027
01:23:32.149 --> 01:23:39.270
I'm tired of all these motherfucking trolls. On his motherfucking plane.
2028
01:23:39.310 --> 01:23:39.909
Troll plane.
2029
01:23:40.020 --> 01:23:41.500
Liam Neeson's troll plane.
2030
01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:43.199
Snoop Dogg.
2031
01:23:43.300 --> 01:23:44.279
Troll plane.
2032
01:23:45.739 --> 01:23:49.060
I thought soul plane was pretty funny.
2033
01:23:49.140 --> 01:23:54.180
Uh, We've written so many better movies than what comes out.
2034
01:23:55.199 --> 01:24:00.560
We have. We have a Canon film studio in this kitchen.
2035
01:24:00.850
--> 01:24:03.390
Someone give us $ 1 million. At least $ 1 million to
2036
01:24:03.409 --> 01:24:04.369
make all these movies.
2037
01:24:04.390 --> 01:24:06.010
As we learned from Birdemic, $ 10, 000.
2038
01:24:05.890 --> 01:24:06.050
$ 10, 000.
2039
01:24:05.930 --> 01:24:06.550
Per movie.
2040
01:24:06.550 --> 01:24:08.289
$ 10, 000. Yeah, Troll Hunter. Did you see that?
2041
01:24:21.550 --> 01:24:22.489
I know of it.
2042
01:24:22.689 --> 01:24:24.300
Would you remake it? Would you remake it?
2043
01:24:24.789 --> 01:24:27.409
If I was an American producer, of course I would.
2044
01:24:27.489 --> 01:24:28.729
People don't want to read.
2045
01:24:28.949 --> 01:24:29.529
It was so good.
2046
01:24:29.949 --> 01:24:32.449
Reading. Well, no, then you just do as.
2047
01:24:32.569 --> 01:24:33.689
Well, then you got Dead Snow.
2048
01:24:33.710 --> 01:24:36.550
Which is why 1970s kung fu films are so good.
2049
01:24:36.609 --> 01:24:39.510
You just overdub it poorly. I like bad dubbing. And
2050
01:24:39.529 --> 01:24:42.359
then it's great. I know that pisses off real film fans,
2051
01:24:42.380 --> 01:24:43.119
but there's.
2052
01:24:42.899 --> 01:24:45.340
Times when I want a bad.
2053
01:24:45.180 --> 01:24:47.539
Dub and I don't want to read your dumb subtitles.
2054
01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:47.920
Amen.
2055
01:24:48.260 --> 01:24:49.939
I want to see a bad.
2056
01:24:49.699 --> 01:24:50.439
Dub, so.
2057
01:24:52.100 --> 01:24:54.529
People hate me. I don't care.
2058
01:24:54.829 --> 01:24:56.789
Shaolin Mantis. That's all I got to say.
2059
01:24:56.810 --> 01:24:57.430
Damn straight.
2060
01:24:58.590 --> 01:25:01.430
I'm doing the Mantis thing. I love you dearly, Paul,
2061
01:25:01.529 --> 01:25:03.810
but I cannot handle the 70s Kung Fu.
2062
01:25:04.609 --> 01:25:05.409
What is wrong with you?
2063
01:25:05.470 --> 01:25:05.989
I don't know.
2064
01:25:06.470 --> 01:25:08.689
It broke. Something in college broken me because I had
2065
01:25:08.710 --> 01:25:11.510
a roommate that watched it and I would just be exasperated.
2066
01:25:11.529 --> 01:25:16.609
There's nothing better than 70s Kung Fu. Well, except for
2067
01:25:16.689 --> 01:25:18.930
Jet Li's remake of 70s Kung Fu.
2068
01:25:19.069 --> 01:25:20.470
I thought maybe there was a girl out there that
2069
01:25:20.529 --> 01:25:23.210
liked 70s Kung Fu. I was like, wait a minute.
2070
01:25:23.229 --> 01:25:23.829
Where is she now?
2071
01:25:23.850 --> 01:25:24.970
I'm sure there's a ton of them.
2072
01:25:25.550 --> 01:25:27.310
I'm just, you know, probably.
2073
01:25:28.390 --> 01:25:30.250
I mean, I'm sure a few, but I feel like
2074
01:25:30.270 --> 01:25:31.229
it's a minority.
2075
01:25:32.930 --> 01:25:37.789
No, here's my problem with it. I cannot... It's like
2076
01:25:37.850 --> 01:25:41.310
whoever did the dubbing, it's all the same people, and
2077
01:25:41.329 --> 01:25:45.270
it might as well be What's Up Tiger Lily. Like,
2078
01:25:45.310 --> 01:25:48.630
to me, every 70s kung fu movie is What's Up
2079
01:25:48.649 --> 01:25:50.260
Tiger Lily. Isn't that the name of that movie?
2080
01:25:51.060 --> 01:25:51.569
Woody Allen?
2081
01:25:51.729 --> 01:25:53.399
Yeah, where it's like a dubbed film.
2082
01:25:54.369 --> 01:25:55.369
Does he do Kung Fu?
2083
01:25:55.909 --> 01:25:58.529
What's the worst casting for a Kung Fu movie?
2084
01:25:59.109 --> 01:26:02.250
Woody Allen is the Shonen Monk.
2085
01:26:04.250 --> 01:26:08.279
I love that. Actually, that's great. Can we just talk
2086
01:26:08.300 --> 01:26:09.779
this out instead of all this fighting?
2087
01:26:09.819 --> 01:26:12.420
That could be a whole... Wait, so you could do
2088
01:26:12.460 --> 01:26:16.159
your own overdubs of a Woody Allen film and throw
2089
01:26:16.220 --> 01:26:18.680
in 70s Kung Fu and make it like a 70s
2090
01:26:18.739 --> 01:26:21.430
Kung Fu film but then have somebody that their style
2091
01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:22.199
was Woody Allen.
2092
01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:25.430
So they were just all like, A lot of hand flailing.
2093
01:26:25.470 --> 01:26:28.310
A lot of hand flailing and flicking. Well, I didn't,
2094
01:26:28.369 --> 01:26:31.850
what I, oh. Okay, what if we cast Woody Allen
2095
01:26:31.989 --> 01:26:34.409
and Jeff Goldblum in a movie together?
2096
01:26:34.430 --> 01:26:35.289
And it's just.
2097
01:26:35.229 --> 01:26:41.750
A whole lot, ah, ah, but, but, wait, no, but.
2098
01:26:43.060 --> 01:26:43.569
You see?
2099
01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:47.479
Yeah, it's got dub dialogue. Like, what's up, Tiger Lily?
2100
01:26:47.539 --> 01:26:48.239
I mean, it is.
2101
01:26:48.479 --> 01:26:52.439
But, see, that's part of the charm of any movie.
2102
01:26:53.779 --> 01:26:58.170
poorly dubbed film is that it's poorly done and so
2103
01:26:58.789 --> 01:27:02.689
you kind of get lost in this strange weird world
2104
01:27:02.789 --> 01:27:06.880
where somebody else's voice is being used for an actor
2105
01:27:06.899 --> 01:27:10.380
in some other weird strange world I mean.
2106
01:27:10.579 --> 01:27:15.329
It's movie magic it is Movie madness. It also transports
2107
01:27:15.390 --> 01:27:18.149
you to a place where people's voices don't match.
2108
01:27:17.989 --> 01:27:20.229
Up with their lips. It's magical.
2109
01:27:20.250 --> 01:27:25.250
So it's like there's a dichotomy of you're supposed to
2110
01:27:25.289 --> 01:27:27.609
be taking it seriously, yet you can't stop laughing at
2111
01:27:27.630 --> 01:27:28.789
the voices.
2112
01:27:29.369 --> 01:27:29.750
It's good.
2113
01:27:31.369 --> 01:27:33.439
There are some that I like that are okay. I
2114
01:27:33.479 --> 01:27:34.409
just don't know if.
2115
01:27:34.439 --> 01:27:34.520
I.
2116
01:27:35.989 --> 01:27:38.399
Mean, you can't remake that stuff. You're totally right. And
2117
01:27:38.439 --> 01:27:41.039
look what happens when John Woo tries to sort of
2118
01:27:41.060 --> 01:27:46.500
do a remake of
his... you know, hard-boiled Hong Kong style.
2119
01:27:46.939 --> 01:27:49.409
And we get Replacement Killers with Mira Servino, which sounds
2120
01:27:49.449 --> 01:27:50.899
like we randomly generated it.
2121
01:27:50.909 --> 01:27:52.949
Don't talk smack about Fuqua.
2122
01:27:54.390 --> 01:27:57.409
You gotta get bonus points for anybody named Antoine Fuqua.
2123
01:27:58.069 --> 01:28:01.850
And Chow Yun-Fat, who I love. He's like my Asian crush.
2124
01:28:01.949 --> 01:28:05.560
I mean, the only people that can remake those films are,
2125
01:28:06.359 --> 01:28:09.479
you know, current Chinese actors.
2126
01:28:09.579 --> 01:28:12.699
Right, but could you remake, like, hard-boiled?
2127
01:28:13.840 --> 01:28:14.939
Could you? Yes.
2128
01:28:14.960 --> 01:28:17.359
But who would you cast and would it be successful?
2129
01:28:17.380 --> 01:28:18.479
Nicolas Cage.
2130
01:28:18.520 --> 01:28:20.539
Was he in that? Did they remake it? Did I
2131
01:28:20.560 --> 01:28:21.239
miss out on that?
2132
01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:23.520
You don't understand. I'd like to point out.
2133
01:28:23.539 --> 01:28:28.520
I know a strange, huge encyclopedia knowledge of pop culture,
2134
01:28:28.590 --> 01:28:30.930
yet there's some things that have totally missed behind me.
2135
01:28:30.949 --> 01:28:35.630
John Woo is the director of Broken Arrow, starring crazy
2136
01:28:36.149 --> 01:28:39.789
John Travolta, who's in face-off with Nicolas Cage.
2137
01:28:40.199 --> 01:28:42.970
I'd like to point out that Keanu Reeves has found
2138
01:28:43.029 --> 01:28:47.909
a second wind by starring in a lot of Chinese movies, which.
2139
01:28:47.430 --> 01:28:51.689
He's done very well in. I feel like he's... missed
2140
01:28:51.750 --> 01:28:54.170
the mark over and over again doing that but i
2141
01:28:54.210 --> 01:28:54.710
was gonna.
2142
01:28:54.569 --> 01:28:57.750
Say really i i thought he was a great villain
2143
01:28:57.970 --> 01:29:00.529
in uh man of tai chi i just feel.
2144
01:29:00.369 --> 01:29:03.909
Like those never really hit like he wants them to
2145
01:29:03.989 --> 01:29:04.680
and nobody ever.
2146
01:29:04.600 --> 01:29:06.880
Takes well what do you mean by that like hit
2147
01:29:06.979 --> 01:29:08.439
here or hit there.
2148
01:29:09.270 --> 01:29:12.239
I don't know, do American films like that ever hit there?
2149
01:29:12.260 --> 01:29:12.920
I don't know.
2150
01:29:13.100 --> 01:29:15.500
I feel like they're always made for American audiences, and
2151
01:29:15.579 --> 01:29:17.020
usually American.
2152
01:29:16.460 --> 01:29:19.560
Audiences just kind of shrug. Because it totally follows the
2153
01:29:19.619 --> 01:29:25.439
line of the Kung Fu formula, which is.
2154
01:29:26.060 --> 01:29:29.899
have a bunch of Asian actors as the hero, and
2155
01:29:29.939 --> 01:29:32.000
then have one random white guy.
2156
01:29:31.840 --> 01:29:32.479
As the villain.
2157
01:29:32.640 --> 01:29:35.430
Oh, like the Russian guy? Yeah, there's always one.
2158
01:29:35.439 --> 01:29:36.189
But he wasn't Russian?
2159
01:29:36.229 --> 01:29:39.210
Like every Bruce Lee movie, almost every Bruce Lee movie
2160
01:29:39.270 --> 01:29:44.890
has a villain white dude, random, usually Russian, but not necessarily.
2161
01:29:45.789 --> 01:29:51.060
And Keanu Reeves, Did it. He nailed it. I mean,
2162
01:29:51.199 --> 01:29:54.409
to me, the only thing that's really revived his career
2163
01:29:54.470 --> 01:29:58.510
is finding that formula and just trying to not jam
2164
01:29:58.550 --> 01:30:01.829
it into an Asian format, but just being like, I'm
2165
01:30:01.909 --> 01:30:04.329
a white dude. Here's a crazy story about me killing
2166
01:30:04.350 --> 01:30:06.720
a whole bunch of people. And John Wick is born.
2167
01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:11.319
And like that took off. And like, he's now like
2168
01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:15.829
back in the game. Like before, like years ago, nobody
2169
01:30:15.869 --> 01:30:18.210
took him seriously. And, like, all of a sudden, like,
2170
01:30:18.310 --> 01:30:22.149
not only is he a bankable action star again, but
2171
01:30:22.449 --> 01:30:26.979
he's actually, like, people legitimately like. Like, for the longest time, like,
2172
01:30:27.000 --> 01:30:30.239
it became a running joke of, like, well, the movie's
2173
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:32.939
pretty good in spite of the fact that, you know,
2174
01:30:33.000 --> 01:30:36.340
Keanu's the lead. Like, that became a dorky thing that
2175
01:30:36.380 --> 01:30:39.060
movie fans just accepted. They're like, well, I don't know,
2176
01:30:39.079 --> 01:30:41.550
he's not my favorite actor, but this movie's actually pretty
2177
01:30:41.569 --> 01:30:44.449
good in spite of that. I appreciated him in Man
2178
01:30:44.489 --> 01:30:47.250
of Tai Chi. I feel like he just kept wanting
2179
01:30:47.270 --> 01:30:49.909
to make that stuff and it never kind of worked
2180
01:30:50.229 --> 01:30:53.449
for him. Like again, not even quality wise for you,
2181
01:30:53.829 --> 01:30:56.229
the viewer, but I'm just like, it just never took off.
2182
01:30:56.270 --> 01:30:59.510
And like nothing ever made him be taken seriously in
2183
01:30:59.569 --> 01:31:02.100
any other way until John Wick came along. And then
2184
01:31:02.109 --> 01:31:04.979
he is like, Oh, well, for once I shrugged off
2185
01:31:05.060 --> 01:31:07.670
that idea and just played a dorky white guy that
2186
01:31:07.710 --> 01:31:10.210
wants to kill people. And he did it great.
2187
01:31:10.510 --> 01:31:12.270
So, I don't know.
2188
01:31:12.310 --> 01:31:16.189
I'm glad he's back because I think I've, in recent years,
2189
01:31:16.250 --> 01:31:20.619
come to respect him more and more. And mostly for
2190
01:31:20.659 --> 01:31:23.199
things in the real world, like outside of screen. The
2191
01:31:23.220 --> 01:31:24.840
more I find out about him, he seems like a
2192
01:31:24.859 --> 01:31:29.100
really kind of fascinating guy. So, with his second wind.
2193
01:31:29.810 --> 01:31:34.489
He's going to replace Nicolas Cage in National Treasure, the remake.
2194
01:31:35.609 --> 01:31:38.689
I mean, at this point, it could probably take.
2195
01:31:38.729 --> 01:31:43.409
What's weird is there's such a fan base for those
2196
01:31:43.470 --> 01:31:47.989
movies anyway, which I always was like, they made another one?
2197
01:31:48.210 --> 01:31:50.130
Are there three or two?
2198
01:31:50.210 --> 01:31:52.770
There's at least two. There's two, definitely.
2199
01:31:52.789 --> 01:31:55.729
I can't remember if there's a straight-to-video third one.
2200
01:31:56.300 --> 01:31:58.140
Keanu Reeves in Con Air.
2201
01:31:59.520 --> 01:32:00.439
Was he in Con Air?
2202
01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:04.239
No, but Keanu Reeves in Face Off.
2203
01:32:05.100 --> 01:32:07.840
No. Was he in The Rock?
2204
01:32:08.720 --> 01:32:09.539
No, but.
2205
01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:12.939
Isn't that another one of those movies? The same kind
2206
01:32:12.979 --> 01:32:14.630
of thing where you're on a.
2207
01:32:14.729 --> 01:32:16.789
Could he be the Nicolas Cage? He might be able
2208
01:32:16.810 --> 01:32:19.930
to be in The Rock because he's pretty... He's not
2209
01:32:20.029 --> 01:32:22.829
crazy over the top Nicolas Cage. He's just a little wiggy.
2210
01:32:22.850 --> 01:32:24.130
So he could almost do that.
2211
01:32:24.149 --> 01:32:25.829
You know, I hate to put him in the same.
2212
01:32:26.560 --> 01:32:28.880
But I am imagining Nicolas Cage in Speed.
2213
01:32:29.479 --> 01:32:30.140
That just happened.
2214
01:32:31.399 --> 01:32:32.819
In my brain, that just happened.
2215
01:32:32.859 --> 01:32:33.140
Yeah.
2216
01:32:33.760 --> 01:32:35.880
You can't stop. You can't mess with Speed.
2217
01:32:36.399 --> 01:32:39.050
Although, yeah, Nicolas Cage would be pretty damn fun in it.
2218
01:32:39.199 --> 01:32:42.539
If this bus goes below 50 miles an hour, we're
2219
01:32:42.579 --> 01:32:43.500
all gonna die.
2220
01:32:43.520 --> 01:32:47.199
No, I kind of want to see this. I want
2221
01:32:47.220 --> 01:32:47.720
to see this.
2222
01:32:47.760 --> 01:32:48.020
Damn it.
2223
01:32:48.279 --> 01:32:49.319
Now I'm trying to cast.
2224
01:32:49.579 --> 01:32:50.859
Who's the new Dennis Hopper?
2225
01:32:50.899 --> 01:32:53.600
Who's the crazy old guy that we need to.
2226
01:32:54.300 --> 01:32:55.060
Be in the game?
2227
01:32:55.079 --> 01:32:55.699
Oh, uh.
2228
01:32:56.439 --> 01:32:59.060
British actor... Cumberbatch?
2229
01:33:00.340 --> 01:33:01.180
No, but that works.
2230
01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:06.279
No, the guy that played Al Swearingen on Deadwood.
2231
01:33:06.840 --> 01:33:07.399
Oh, he's great.
2232
01:33:07.460 --> 01:33:09.560
He's in a lot of things. This doesn't sound like
2233
01:33:09.619 --> 01:33:10.500
American people at all.
2234
01:33:10.520 --> 01:33:11.960
See, I'm the worst person to have.
2235
01:33:11.979 --> 01:33:12.819
The one with the lips.
2236
01:33:14.060 --> 01:33:16.180
He's got two eyes, two ears.
2237
01:33:16.199 --> 01:33:20.520
I'm going to the computer. We're going to have to
2238
01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:21.149
go with.
2239
01:33:21.319 --> 01:33:22.310
Oh, I've got to find his name.
2240
01:33:22.520 --> 01:33:23.010
Wait, wait, wait.
2241
01:33:23.020 --> 01:33:24.810
You all totally believe it when I say it.
2242
01:33:25.170 --> 01:33:27.609
He's dead. Hold on. Hang on.
2243
01:33:27.829 --> 01:33:30.729
Oh, wait, I got it. Bill Hader.
2244
01:33:36.029 --> 01:33:39.170
Only if he did it as the guy from... It's
2245
01:33:39.229 --> 01:33:42.380
the thing where you parallel park between two midgets.
2246
01:33:43.699 --> 01:33:45.579
Oh, Stefan.
2247
01:33:45.600 --> 01:33:49.539
Stefan. Actually, Bill Hader in that part would be awesome. Oh,
2248
01:33:49.579 --> 01:33:50.460
and what's-her-face could be.
2249
01:33:50.460 --> 01:33:51.770
Bill Hader as Stefan as.
2250
01:33:51.800 --> 01:33:52.779
Could be Cesar Bullock.
2251
01:33:53.819 --> 01:33:54.199
Huh, who?
2252
01:33:54.890 --> 01:33:58.130
Uh... Oh, she was in Skeleton Twins with Bill Hader,
2253
01:33:58.170 --> 01:33:59.449
and she was a Seriant Live chick.
2254
01:33:59.609 --> 01:33:59.989
Oh, yeah.
2255
01:34:00.649 --> 01:34:02.350
Why can't I remember anybody's name?
2256
01:34:02.369 --> 01:34:03.590
That's late.
2257
01:34:03.609 --> 01:34:04.550
Huh?
2258
01:34:04.869 --> 01:34:05.270
Yeah, it is.
2259
01:34:05.310 --> 01:34:09.869
It's been a long day. You know What's-Her-Face. You know What's-Her-Face.
2260
01:34:09.890 --> 01:34:10.649
The one with the lips?
2261
01:34:10.729 --> 01:34:12.390
She's in Ghostbusters.
2262
01:34:13.050 --> 01:34:15.409
Was she in Ghostbusters? Did I say she was in Ghostbusters?
2263
01:34:15.489 --> 01:34:17.470
No, I just said she was in Ghostbusters.
2264
01:34:17.489 --> 01:34:20.390
Because her name is Kristen Wiig. She would be great
2265
01:34:20.430 --> 01:34:23.789
in that. But she's too good for that. All right.
2266
01:34:24.020 --> 01:34:26.579
I think, number one, we found a whole new running
2267
01:34:26.659 --> 01:34:28.739
theme that we're going to have to return.
2268
01:34:28.460 --> 01:34:30.060
To all the time.
2269
01:34:30.100 --> 01:34:30.939
We can't be done.
2270
01:34:31.340 --> 01:34:34.279
But we need to wrap up. So let's pick one more.
2271
01:34:35.119 --> 01:34:37.090
And then what the hell are we going to do
2272
01:34:37.119 --> 01:34:41.189
with it? So do we have one big final grand finale?
2273
01:34:41.210 --> 01:34:43.869
You do the grand finale. It's your show. We just
2274
01:34:43.930 --> 01:34:44.550
interrupt it.
2275
01:34:44.850 --> 01:34:45.470
All right.
2276
01:34:45.590 --> 01:34:47.670
Let's cinema classic.
2277
01:34:47.750 --> 01:34:51.670
Let's redo Casablanca. Oh, God.
2278
01:34:51.729 --> 01:34:54.170
Yeah, what a bad idea. Let's go to the computer.
2279
01:34:54.289 -->
01:34:55.489
You know I've never seen that.
2280
01:34:55.510 --> 01:34:58.350
There's something wrong with you. All right, so.
2281
01:34:58.409 --> 01:35:02.109
Is it on a boat? They can't slow down. Get out.
2282
01:35:02.590 --> 01:35:03.649
It's on a boat, right?
2283
01:35:03.750 --> 01:35:08.250
That's speed two, colon, cruise control. And get, I know
2284
01:35:08.289 --> 01:35:08.789
it's your house.
2285
01:35:08.810 --> 01:35:09.949
Colon, cruise control.
2286
01:35:09.970 --> 01:35:11.189
I know it's your house, but get out.
2287
01:35:13.569 --> 01:35:15.029
Oh, I'm the easy African queen.
2288
01:35:16.659 --> 01:35:22.670
Max von Sydow. That is on a bus. Humphrey Bogart
2289
01:35:22.789 --> 01:35:25.609
on a bus that can't slow down in.
2290
01:35:25.529 --> 01:35:26.970
The African Queen.
2291
01:35:27.609 --> 01:35:28.930
Chris Pratt as Humphrey Bogart.
2292
01:35:28.949 --> 01:35:31.270
Here's spit in your eye. Or what does he say?
2293
01:35:32.609 --> 01:35:33.449
Here's looking at you, Tom.
2294
01:35:33.529 --> 01:35:34.010
Whatever.
2295
01:35:34.289 --> 01:35:35.270
Stop talking, please.
2296
01:35:35.310 --> 01:35:37.760
No, wait.
2297
01:35:37.880 --> 01:35:38.859
Okay, so.
2298
01:35:38.899 --> 01:35:43.520
No, definitely Tom Cruise as Humphrey Bogart. All right.
2299
01:35:43.539 --> 01:35:44.460
Actually, now I see that happening.
2300
01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:48.159
They're about the same height. And he's, again, I was
2301
01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:52.470
trying to get, like, similar age but like Humphrey Bogart
2302
01:35:52.569 --> 01:35:53.369
always looked.
2303
01:35:53.270 --> 01:35:54.850
Old he was like 20 and he looked like he
2304
01:35:54.869 --> 01:35:55.270
was like 50 I.
2305
01:35:55.229 --> 01:35:58.329
Know he always looked like that that was called the
2306
01:35:58.369 --> 01:36:00.470
40s it just brought up Brad Pitt again so I'm
2307
01:36:00.510 --> 01:36:03.569
like I could alright alright if we do Brad Pitt
2308
01:36:03.750 --> 01:36:07.229
in Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt can fight it out
2309
01:36:07.310 --> 01:36:10.260
now who are we going it brought up Femke Janssen
2310
01:36:11.100 --> 01:36:13.119
I actually like her I don't know about her let's
2311
01:36:13.140 --> 01:36:16.600
see what else we got here Emma Stone again yeah
2312
01:36:17.239 --> 01:36:18.600
you can put her in anything at this point.
2313
01:36:18.520 --> 01:36:20.840
She's good you can put her in anything Oh, well, wait.
2314
01:36:20.909 --> 01:36:22.600
If you're going to do that, then just do the Gosling.
2315
01:36:23.819 --> 01:36:24.260
Oh, God.
2316
01:36:24.319 --> 01:36:24.520
Not again.
2317
01:36:24.539 --> 01:36:25.060
The guys.
2318
01:36:25.100 --> 01:36:25.920
Put the guys in something.
2319
01:36:25.939 --> 01:36:27.859
Those two bastards again? Yeah, why not?
2320
01:36:27.880 --> 01:36:29.520
Because Gosling's Gosling.
2321
01:36:29.640 --> 01:36:31.800
You know, I love him in Drive.
2322
01:36:32.279 --> 01:36:35.840
Because he doesn't talk. You're like, man, I hate his voice.
2323
01:36:36.220 --> 01:36:37.279
But he sure is pretty.
2324
01:36:38.010 --> 01:36:39.609
I want a movie where he drives around a lot
2325
01:36:39.630 --> 01:36:41.109
and looks pretty, but he doesn't say nothing.
2326
01:36:41.510 --> 01:36:43.130
But he was like, there was something kind of scary
2327
01:36:43.170 --> 01:36:43.479
about him.
2328
01:36:43.609 --> 01:36:46.409
What was the same filmmaker? Did the.
2329
01:36:48.020 --> 01:36:49.479
Scandinavian film.
2330
01:36:49.579 --> 01:36:50.699
Oh, God, I love that movie.
2331
01:36:50.729 --> 01:36:51.229
Nicholas Winning.
2332
01:36:51.750 --> 01:36:55.189
Yeah, he did Valhalla Rising.
2333
01:36:55.250 --> 01:36:56.149
Did we talk about that?
2334
01:36:56.409 --> 01:36:57.510
My God, I love that movie.
2335
01:36:57.529 --> 01:36:58.649
Such a great movie.
2336
01:36:59.399 --> 01:37:03.539
Oh, okay, so then you could do the dude from that.
2337
01:37:04.100 --> 01:37:06.760
He's kind of balding, isn't he? Mads Mikkelsen?
2338
01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:07.600
Mads Mikkelsen.
2339
01:37:08.739 --> 01:37:09.930
He's getting a lot of stuff now.
2340
01:37:09.939 --> 01:37:11.710
He's good. He deserves a lot of stuff.
2341
01:37:11.770 --> 01:37:14.210
He's probably about the right age now. That's a weird.
2342
01:37:14.510 --> 01:37:15.090
I thought he was.
2343
01:37:15.109 --> 01:37:18.529
That's a weird direction. Well, who plays Sam? Who plays Sam?
2344
01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:19.239
That's what I'm saying.
2345
01:37:19.260 --> 01:37:20.300
Okay, Sam.
2346
01:37:21.420 --> 01:37:22.819
Do we have... I mean, do we want.
2347
01:37:22.699 --> 01:37:25.159
To mix up the.
2348
01:37:25.439 --> 01:37:28.060
Because, again, it was... Very specific.
2349
01:37:28.340 --> 01:37:32.300
Are you doing it at the same time?
2350
01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:35.899
I don't know. Or are you redoing it completely? You
2351
01:37:36.140 --> 01:37:38.260
can't tell that story with it not being in the
2352
01:37:38.300 --> 01:37:40.399
middle of World War II. But couldn't you do it
2353
01:37:40.479 --> 01:37:42.319
in the middle of... You could.
2354
01:37:42.800 --> 01:37:46.520
Well, you could rewrite it and have it be another
2355
01:37:46.579 --> 01:37:47.560
world war.
2356
01:37:47.579 --> 01:37:49.380
Or not a world war. You could have it just
2357
01:37:49.420 --> 01:37:53.399
in any war situation. You know, you could have... Any
2358
01:37:53.420 --> 01:37:54.260
war-torn region. Yes, yes.
2359
01:37:56.640 --> 01:37:58.899
So we're going to the Middle East to redo this.
2360
01:37:58.920 --> 01:38:01.319
Well, or you could set it like in the 80s
2361
01:38:01.399 --> 01:38:04.550
in like Bosnia or, you know, Syria, but like you
2362
01:38:04.569 --> 01:38:05.390
could do a whole.
2363
01:38:05.409 --> 01:38:08.489
Okay, war-torn romance.
2364
01:38:08.720 --> 01:38:09.579
Yeah.
2365
01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:17.880
Or
futuristic sci-fi Casablanca. I'd kind of like to see this, actually.
2366
01:38:17.899 --> 01:38:21.770
I think the more outrageous, the better. Well, again, that
2367
01:38:21.789 --> 01:38:23.890
one's going to be really hard to do anyway, so
2368
01:38:23.930 --> 01:38:26.489
if you're going to do it, go way off in
2369
01:38:26.510 --> 01:38:27.350
the other direction.
2370
01:38:27.409 --> 01:38:29.949
Yeah, I love the idea of a combo between.
2371
01:38:30.300 --> 01:38:34.199
Logan's Run and Casablanca. I'm on board with this.
2372
01:38:34.220 --> 01:38:36.180
You guys, we are like a movie.
2373
01:38:36.220 --> 01:38:40.180
We are amazing. Logan's Run, Casablanca.
2374
01:38:40.220 --> 01:38:41.859
And let me say this really quick about remakes. I
2375
01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:44.279
think HBO has done an incredible job with Westworld.
2376
01:38:46.140 --> 01:38:46.720
All right.
2377
01:38:46.840 --> 01:38:47.300
Sidebar.
2378
01:38:47.439 --> 01:38:47.939
There we go.
2379
01:38:48.819 --> 01:38:48.970
Yep.
2380
01:38:49.750 --> 01:38:53.529
Agreed. Again, not that far-fetched if you're keeping Gosling in
2381
01:38:53.569 --> 01:38:56.210
the lead because he's already doing the Blade Runner.
2382
01:38:55.949 --> 01:39:00.000
Reboot update sequel. Yeah, he's the new Blade Runner guy.
2383
01:39:00.020 --> 01:39:03.020
Because he really is a replicant, right? Like it's happened.
2384
01:39:03.529 --> 01:39:06.220
If so, then why is old guy Harrison Ford still
2385
01:39:06.260 --> 01:39:08.840
in the movie? He kind of blows the old movie
2386
01:39:08.899 --> 01:39:11.100
by being there and being an old guy.
2387
01:39:11.119 --> 01:39:12.220
Is he a replicant?
2388
01:39:12.260 --> 01:39:15.300
Do replicants age? We don't know because they all got killed.
2389
01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:16.560
But is he a replicant?
2390
01:39:16.579 --> 01:39:21.100
Why wouldn't Ryan Gosling also do Indiana Jones?
2391
01:39:23.670 --> 01:39:24.479
And you like him.
2392
01:39:24.890 --> 01:39:25.930
Thank you. It's not just me.
2393
01:39:25.949 --> 01:39:26.279
Yeah, I like him.
2394
01:39:26.289 --> 01:39:27.130
Because I don't see it.
2395
01:39:27.149 --> 01:39:27.829
I can see that.
2396
01:39:28.090 --> 01:39:32.649
Okay, but you're okay with him replacing Harrison Ford in
2397
01:39:32.710 --> 01:39:33.189
Blade Runner.
2398
01:39:34.119 --> 01:39:34.939
No. No, no, no.
2399
01:39:34.979 --> 01:39:36.640
He's not replacing Harrison Ford. He's already doing that.
2400
01:39:36.659 --> 01:39:38.760
Is he replacing Harrison Ford? I mean, he's the new...
2401
01:39:38.619 --> 01:39:40.119
He's not because Harrison Ford is in it.
2402
01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:41.260
He's the new.
2403
01:39:41.079 --> 01:39:43.239
Lead guy looking for replicants.
2404
01:39:43.319 --> 01:39:46.819
So he essentially is. He's the new Harrison Ford. But
2405
01:39:46.960 --> 01:39:50.340
there is an old Harrison Ford in the movie playing Deckard. Yeah.
2406
01:39:50.380 --> 01:39:52.079
I mean, Harrison Ford is still Deckard. I mean, he's not,
2407
01:39:52.159 --> 01:39:54.020
but in practical terms.
2408
01:39:54.060 --> 01:39:54.460
He is.
2409
01:39:55.100 --> 01:39:55.439
So.
2410
01:39:56.760 --> 01:39:58.939
The inheritor of the torch.
2411
01:39:59.060 --> 01:40:01.579
He's been past the baton.
2412
01:40:02.119 --> 01:40:02.720
Yes, yes. I don't know.
2413
01:40:03.979 --> 01:40:05.579
Who are you going to put for that, Chris Pratt?
2414
01:40:05.899 --> 01:40:07.199
You can't substitute Chris.
2415
01:40:07.020 --> 01:40:07.899
Pratt for everyone.
2416
01:40:07.920 --> 01:40:09.189
Everyone wants to put Chris Pratt in there.
2417
01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:11.010
I'm going to remake Witness, and I'm going to put
2418
01:40:11.050 --> 01:40:11.859
Chris Pratt in it.
2419
01:40:12.390 --> 01:40:13.909
Bradley Cooper in Witness.
2420
01:40:14.050 --> 01:40:18.430
Yeah, that's not too far off. I love Witness. That
2421
01:40:18.470 --> 01:40:19.210
was a great movie.
2422
01:40:19.329 --> 01:40:21.449
I'm trying to round it out with Sam. Who do
2423
01:40:21.470 --> 01:40:22.890
we go with for Sam?
2424
01:40:23.149 --> 01:40:25.500
Well, I mean, it just depends on where you're setting it.
2425
01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:28.000
All right, here we go. It just brought up Jackie Chan.
2426
01:40:29.810 --> 01:40:32.310
We need something new for Jackie Chan to do.
2427
01:40:32.430 --> 01:40:34.590
Yeah, he doesn't like doing action film anymore.
2428
01:40:34.609 --> 01:40:35.979
Yeah, he doesn't really have to talk.
2429
01:40:35.810 --> 01:40:36.300
A whole lot.
2430
01:40:36.340 --> 01:40:38.359
Sam's just kind of hanging out there.
2431
01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:41.899
He's his friend. He just needs a friend. So Jackie Chan.
2432
01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:44.420
To play piano. And again, we don't know what country
2433
01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:46.260
it's set in yet because we haven't picked a war,
2434
01:40:46.340 --> 01:40:47.619
so it could be fitting.
2435
01:40:48.420 --> 01:40:49.000
It's Asia.
2436
01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:52.189
I know. I'm sure there's going to be a war
2437
01:40:52.229 --> 01:40:56.170
at some point. There's certainly been before. I'm certain it'll happen.
2438
01:40:57.789 --> 01:41:00.609
So... Yeah, but there's actually, you know, I was totally
2439
01:41:00.670 --> 01:41:02.810
against it, and I've never really seen the whole thing,
2440
01:41:02.930 --> 01:41:05.770
but I understand the concept. But actually, a remake of
2441
01:41:05.810 --> 01:41:07.250
Casablanca would not be that bad.
2442
01:41:07.930 --> 01:41:12.680
Again, I like if you bastardize it and do something
2443
01:41:12.699 --> 01:41:16.079
ridiculous with it, like future sci-fi.
2444
01:41:16.739 --> 01:41:17.760
Sorry, Jackie Chan.
2445
01:41:17.779 --> 01:41:19.159
With, like, flying cars.
2446
01:41:19.779 --> 01:41:21.529
No, no, no, I like if you take it and
2447
01:41:21.550 --> 01:41:24.710
make it a period piece
of a more modern setting.
2448
01:41:25.010 --> 01:41:26.369
You know, that's kind of.
2449
01:41:26.729 --> 01:41:29.250
I want future world, but I want it to have
2450
01:41:29.289 --> 01:41:34.600
the visuals of like an early 80s future world.
2451
01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:38.359
Maybe back to Logan Run. Logan's Run future world, but
2452
01:41:38.399 --> 01:41:42.479
set in the distant future. Michael Caine as the robot guy.
2453
01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:43.939
Oh, and I thought you were going to say as
2454
01:41:43.960 --> 01:41:47.159
made by Michael Mann. That was my other thing. As
2455
01:41:47.380 --> 01:41:49.159
channeled and made by Michael Mann.
2456
01:41:49.420 --> 01:41:50.779
There we go.
2457
01:41:51.550 --> 01:41:54.750
She was only 15 years old.
2458
01:41:57.079 --> 01:41:58.500
Do you have to.
2459
01:41:58.460 --> 01:41:59.140
Wind him up?
2460
01:41:59.340 --> 01:42:03.000
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
2461
01:42:03.779 --> 01:42:05.659
See, the sad thing is you guys just missed the
2462
01:42:05.729 --> 01:42:09.229
robot arms they were both doing as they said that.
2463
01:42:09.250 --> 01:42:12.890
Robot arms. Last week we had bird wings. This week,
2464
01:42:12.930 --> 01:42:13.609
robot arms.
2465
01:42:13.630 --> 01:42:14.430
It was the slow bird wings.
2466
01:42:14.529 --> 01:42:18.909
The visuals, you guys. It's amazing. All right. I think
2467
01:42:18.930 --> 01:42:19.579
we've done it.
2468
01:42:19.710 --> 01:42:21.710
This is so fun. Do we have to stop? Can
2469
01:42:21.750 --> 01:42:23.170
we do this next week? What are we talking about
2470
01:42:23.189 --> 01:42:23.470
next week?
2471
01:42:23.489 --> 01:42:24.670
Good God, make it stop.
2472
01:42:26.760 --> 01:42:28.039
I think we should take a break.
2473
01:42:28.399 --> 01:42:32.039
I actually think we've stumbled upon a fun game that.
2474
01:42:31.960 --> 01:42:33.180
We need to return to, though.
2475
01:42:33.399 --> 01:42:33.619
All right.
2476
01:42:33.640 --> 01:42:36.220
So if you guys agree, write in, let us know.
2477
01:42:36.239 --> 01:42:38.199
We didn't even get a chance to bring up Matt
2478
01:42:38.260 --> 01:42:41.520
Damon in some whatever he's... Actually, that.
2479
01:42:41.460 --> 01:42:45.840
Would be a new amendment to the game. It's just announce.
2480
01:42:45.359 --> 01:42:48.430
An actor and then say, these are all of the
2481
01:42:48.489 --> 01:42:51.590
remakes that he needs to do and hasn't.
2482
01:42:53.329 --> 01:42:56.260
What movie can we shove this white dude in that
2483
01:42:56.300 --> 01:42:56.939
he doesn't fit?
2484
01:42:56.979 --> 01:43:00.460
Well, it doesn't have to be that white dude. Well, no,
2485
01:43:00.460 --> 01:43:02.760
I'm saying any of these. It's all white dudes that
2486
01:43:02.800 --> 01:43:05.430
are our leading men usually. So, like, we'll take a
2487
01:43:05.470 --> 01:43:07.930
movie that doesn't need a white dude and shove him
2488
01:43:07.989 --> 01:43:09.109
in there as the savior.
2489
01:43:09.350 --> 01:43:10.689
Well, you know who I think should be the new
2490
01:43:10.869 --> 01:43:11.590
James Bond?
2491
01:43:11.609 --> 01:43:14.989
Will you make a blade? Sorry, go ahead. With Matt Damon?
2492
01:43:15.850 --> 01:43:17.810
Matt Damon's the new Blaine.
2493
01:43:17.850 --> 01:43:22.350
I think the new James Bond should be Idris Elba.
2494
01:43:22.409 --> 01:43:24.680
And I know everybody's been like, blah, blah, blah.
2495
01:43:24.859 --> 01:43:25.699
That's old news.
2496
01:43:25.800 --> 01:43:30.420
I know. should he's badass like i would love to
2497
01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:32.279
see him as the next one that to me it
2498
01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:35.100
will not nothing will do except.
2499
01:43:34.579 --> 01:43:36.439
By the time they're done making these he's gonna be
2500
01:43:36.460 --> 01:43:39.920
too old you gotta you gotta crank them out pretty
2501
01:43:39.939 --> 01:43:41.039
quick and hit the right.
2502
01:43:40.890 --> 01:43:46.829
Window casting roger morris but he just had so much charm.
2503
01:43:46.170 --> 01:43:49.430
He didn't he was terrible.
2504
01:43:48.989 --> 01:43:53.470
But when he ran things moved And it was hot.
2505
01:43:54.970 --> 01:43:57.189
Look at those jowls moving. That's what I'm into.
2506
01:43:57.210 --> 01:43:59.029
Well, I want some kind of role like that for
2507
01:43:59.090 --> 01:44:02.800
Idris Elba because I think he is phenomenal. He's so good.
2508
01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:07.119
And he's so viable. He's like the guy that knows
2509
01:44:07.439 --> 01:44:07.840
all of it.
2510
01:44:08.319 --> 01:44:11.619
And this is maybe the moral of this episode and
2511
01:44:11.680 --> 01:44:14.630
to Hollywood in general. I think that has kind of
2512
01:44:14.649 --> 01:44:18.130
become the problem is they're so busy remaking a title
2513
01:44:18.350 --> 01:44:21.329
and a property because it'll make money. And then it
2514
01:44:21.380 --> 01:44:23.720
just pisses off the old fans, and new fans usually
2515
01:44:23.739 --> 01:44:25.399
don't know what it is anyway, so they don't respond
2516
01:44:25.439 --> 01:44:27.439
to the title or the premise. So I'm like, here's
2517
01:44:27.460 --> 01:44:31.859
my thing. Stop worrying about remaking stuff so much, and
2518
01:44:31.939 --> 01:44:34.810
focus more on, okay, maybe that's what we want, is
2519
01:44:34.869 --> 01:44:37.899
just to take that idea and do something original with it.
2520
01:44:37.930 --> 01:44:38.750
Be like, you know what?
2521
01:44:39.109 --> 01:44:42.670
Spy movies are cool. Let's not just beat 007 to death.
2522
01:44:43.739 --> 01:44:45.819
Yeah, we're down to, like, what, three spies? We have
2523
01:44:45.840 --> 01:44:46.479
three spies now.
2524
01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:49.199
So, yeah, let's just make a spy movie with Idris Elba,
2525
01:44:49.539 --> 01:44:52.439
and he'll be awesome in it, and just write it.
2526
01:44:52.630 --> 01:44:52.829
Yeah.
2527
01:44:52.850 --> 01:44:54.750
Like, don't worry about... To go back to Matt Damon.
2528
01:44:54.869 --> 01:44:55.109
Yeah.
2529
01:44:55.369 --> 01:44:57.380
Great reboot of.
2530
01:44:59.369 --> 01:45:03.369
Great reboot of spy films with the Bourne series, you know?
2531
01:45:03.789 --> 01:45:05.430
Which, again, they've kind of beat to death, too.
2532
01:45:05.449 --> 01:45:07.560
Yeah, they've beat to death. They totally have. But, you know,
2533
01:45:07.609 --> 01:45:10.119
it's like, with culture, I mean, we keep telling the
2534
01:45:10.159 --> 01:45:12.359
same stories over and over. So we've hit where we're...
2535
01:45:12.930 --> 01:45:15.470
the romans and the greeks and everything it's the same
2536
01:45:15.529 --> 01:45:16.310
story but you.
2537
01:45:16.229 --> 01:45:19.970
Can totally like come along do something different and change
2538
01:45:20.010 --> 01:45:22.409
everything because that is the reason bond is the way
2539
01:45:22.449 --> 01:45:26.140
he is now is because born came along and people
2540
01:45:26.180 --> 01:45:28.760
that's why it became the daniel craig bond that it
2541
01:45:28.840 --> 01:45:31.460
is now because people saw that and they looked back
2542
01:45:31.479 --> 01:45:33.560
at the old bonds and went these are silly i
2543
01:45:33.600 --> 01:45:35.880
don't want to watch that anymore i want fast paced
2544
01:45:35.920 --> 01:45:40.060
i want super fast shot handheld action scenes and they
2545
01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:42.310
were like, oh, well now we have to totally redo
2546
01:45:42.350 --> 01:45:45.489
our James Bond to fit the new world that stuff
2547
01:45:45.529 --> 01:45:48.329
like Bourne came along and changed. So there is a
2548
01:45:48.369 --> 01:45:52.270
way you can do that and then the random stuff
2549
01:45:52.310 --> 01:45:55.069
that gets remade has to follow along with the trends
2550
01:45:55.130 --> 01:45:56.270
that come along and change everything.
2551
01:45:56.289 --> 01:45:57.850
But the weird thing is, if you did start a
2552
01:45:57.869 --> 01:46:00.670
whole new character, people would just be like, I don't
2553
01:46:00.689 --> 01:46:01.689
know who this is. I don't know who that is.
2554
01:46:01.689 --> 01:46:03.329
We're to the point now where we don't know.
2555
01:46:04.100 --> 01:46:07.220
But again, like back to my example earlier, if you
2556
01:46:07.260 --> 01:46:09.819
hit it just right, it works. Like nobody knew who
2557
01:46:09.859 --> 01:46:12.270
John Wick was. It may have been a mistake to
2558
01:46:12.399 --> 01:46:15.170
name it him because nobody knew who that character, because
2559
01:46:15.510 --> 01:46:18.909
I feel like that first one didn't hit until like video.
2560
01:46:19.090 --> 01:46:21.590
I haven't even seen it. Everybody wrote it off in
2561
01:46:21.630 --> 01:46:22.909
the theater. I had no idea what it was.
2562
01:46:22.989 --> 01:46:24.869
It was a name and nobody knows that name.
2563
01:46:25.210 --> 01:46:27.550
Michael Collins, John Wick, whatever. I don't know the difference.
2564
01:46:27.869 --> 01:46:30.609
So it's like sometimes just giving it that person's name
2565
01:46:30.649 --> 01:46:32.310
when you don't know that person is a mistake, I
2566
01:46:32.350 --> 01:46:34.739
feel like. And I think it fell into that category.
2567
01:46:34.840 --> 01:46:37.100
And then it was like one of those people went, eh,
2568
01:46:37.539 --> 01:46:39.319
I'll throw a dollar at it at the red box.
2569
01:46:39.359 --> 01:46:42.020
And they watched it and realized it's an amazing action
2570
01:46:42.060 --> 01:46:46.359
movie and has great, like again for a simplified action
2571
01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:49.890
movie still has great character development in this little span
2572
01:46:49.909 --> 01:46:51.710
of time that we have to spend with this character
2573
01:46:52.270 --> 01:46:53.279
and delivers on it.
2574
01:46:53.310 --> 01:46:55.369
So it's like, you can do that. You can take
2575
01:46:55.409 --> 01:46:58.609
an original property, write it well and just shoot a
2576
01:46:58.609 --> 01:46:59.890
good action movie and it'll work.
2577
01:47:00.949 --> 01:47:03.130
But again, it's the marketing game. It's like I don't
2578
01:47:03.189 --> 01:47:05.569
know that naming it the character's name when nobody knows
2579
01:47:05.590 --> 01:47:07.770
who that character is is a good idea. Did you
2580
01:47:07.810 --> 01:47:13.529
see the Jack Reacher stuff? I've seen the first movie.
2581
01:47:13.760 --> 01:47:15.100
I didn't see the second one.
2582
01:47:15.140 --> 01:47:17.899
I haven't seen the second one. Changed hands. It's not
2583
01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:21.399
even the same director. I actually was surprised that I
2584
01:47:21.460 --> 01:47:23.760
enjoyed the first one. yeah i mean that's the same
2585
01:47:23.819 --> 01:47:26.420
but it's the same but at least that like that
2586
01:47:26.479 --> 01:47:29.779
series of books is popular by his name so like
2587
01:47:29.819 --> 01:47:32.039
i can see they're at least feeding off of again
2588
01:47:32.079 --> 01:47:34.319
it's more of an ian fleming thing of let's take
2589
01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:37.699
this novel and this character and well put a person
2590
01:47:37.819 --> 01:47:39.899
to it so born series was like that too yeah
2591
01:47:40.119 --> 01:47:43.500
so i mean it it i don't know i think
2592
01:47:43.539 --> 01:47:46.159
it's just about finding a way to do stuff original
2593
01:47:46.539 --> 01:47:48.920
even if you're stealing from old ideas, which is what
2594
01:47:48.960 --> 01:47:51.159
Hollywood's been doing for generations now.
2595
01:47:51.180 --> 01:47:52.760
You know, in 20 years, somebody's going to make a
2596
01:47:52.819 --> 01:47:54.520
kick-ass remake of the Harry Potter movies.
2597
01:47:56.520 --> 01:47:59.970
I hope it has old Daniel Radcliffe. I hope Wizard.
2598
01:48:00.029 --> 01:48:00.569
It's a wizard.
2599
01:48:00.590 -->
01:48:03.170
That would be in our lives. I hope it is
2600
01:48:03.229 --> 01:48:04.869
in 3D or holographic.
2601
01:48:04.909 --> 01:48:06.350
No, you know what I'm saying?
2602
01:48:06.409 --> 01:48:09.909
What I mean is like those stories, those Harry Potter
2603
01:48:09.930 --> 01:48:11.989
stories were good. Like the books were a little bit
2604
01:48:12.029 --> 01:48:14.470
darker than the movies, I think sometimes, and like I
2605
01:48:14.489 --> 01:48:18.010
think you could revisit those later on and like make
2606
01:48:18.050 --> 01:48:21.189
them something even better though those movies were magical and
2607
01:48:21.229 --> 01:48:24.810
like really captured the initial spirit I think there's more
2608
01:48:24.850 --> 01:48:26.899
there I should probably.
2609
01:48:26.680 --> 01:48:31.079
Shut up Emma Watson's now teaching the class I'm liking
2610
01:48:31.119 --> 01:48:36.279
this already mostly just Emma Watson in anything she wants
2611
01:48:36.300 --> 01:48:38.579
to do she's like.
2612
01:48:38.460 --> 01:48:40.079
The poor man's Natalie Portman.
2613
01:48:41.000 --> 01:48:43.199
She's like half her age. What are you talking about?
2614
01:48:43.619 --> 01:48:44.260
Well, I don't know.
2615
01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:46.279
Is she? Yeah, I guess so.
2616
01:48:46.340 --> 01:48:46.859
She is.
2617
01:48:46.880 --> 01:48:49.399
No, really. Do the math. Yeah, I know.
2618
01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:49.659
It's hard.
2619
01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:50.979
They're not in the same category anymore.
2620
01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:53.359
I don't want to do that. Natalie Portman's not old.
2621
01:48:53.689 --> 01:48:55.510
Yeah, in Hollywood terms, she is.
2622
01:48:55.649 --> 01:48:58.750
Older. And she has children. Now she has a couple kids, right?
2623
01:48:58.770 --> 01:49:02.029
Can you imagine? How dare her? Children. No, but what
2624
01:49:02.069 --> 01:49:04.149
I mean is those stories are good, and it's another
2625
01:49:04.229 --> 01:49:07.399
instance of the retelling, you know, like where we find
2626
01:49:07.770 --> 01:49:09.250
things that we love and kind of.
2627
01:49:09.939 --> 01:49:13.439
I mean, it is. The wizarding world is so much
2628
01:49:13.520 --> 01:49:15.600
bigger than even those movies.
2629
01:49:15.659 --> 01:49:15.810
Yeah.
2630
01:49:15.850 --> 01:49:18.989
Even those books. It's a theme park, for God's sake.
2631
01:49:19.590 --> 01:49:21.789
It is a huge world that I don't think is
2632
01:49:21.829 --> 01:49:25.470
going anywhere in any near future. Oh, no. We're going
2633
01:49:25.510 --> 01:49:27.890
to keep coming back to it, even if it's offshoot movies,
2634
01:49:27.949 --> 01:49:29.100
which we're already getting now.
2635
01:49:29.140 --> 01:49:31.140
Which, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was kind
2636
01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:32.359
of my favorite Harry Potter film.
2637
01:49:32.380 --> 01:49:34.779
We're going to be writing checks to J.K. Rowling for
2638
01:49:34.840 --> 01:49:35.560
quite some time.
2639
01:49:35.720 --> 01:49:36.020
Oh, yeah.
2640
01:49:36.439 --> 01:49:36.619
Cheap.
2641
01:49:36.960 --> 01:49:37.939
Better have some.
2642
01:49:37.840 --> 01:49:39.859
Kids to keep getting the money down the line.
2643
01:49:39.920 --> 01:49:42.600
Yeah, yeah. Somebody's going to be getting money off of
2644
01:49:42.619 --> 01:49:44.170
this for a long time. She has a legacy now.
2645
01:49:44.220 --> 01:49:50.750
She's in the Spielberg, Lucas realm. Yeah.
2646
01:49:51.170 --> 01:49:57.109
Yeah. I think so. So, that's where we're taking this.
2647
01:49:57.180 --> 01:49:58.100
Make good stuff.
2648
01:49:59.079 --> 01:49:59.380
Do it.
2649
01:49:59.420 --> 01:50:01.600
May or may not be any of those ideas we
2650
01:50:01.640 --> 01:50:02.359
just threw out.
2651
01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:03.000
There, but.
2652
01:50:04.310 --> 01:50:06.750
If you'd like to make these movies and fund them,
2653
01:50:07.050 --> 01:50:08.149
get a hold of us right now.
2654
01:50:08.170 --> 01:50:08.569
Oh, yeah.
2655
01:50:08.850 --> 01:50:10.310
Start sending your checks now.
2656
01:50:10.350 --> 01:50:11.569
We can make dioramas.
2657
01:50:11.670 --> 01:50:13.949
I got some crazy software I could do some.
2658
01:50:14.149 --> 01:50:15.909
Give us money to make dioramas and shadow boxes.
2659
01:50:15.949 --> 01:50:17.529
I mean, if I could do all these stories and
2660
01:50:17.710 --> 01:50:20.449
puppet show, I'm up for that, too, because I'm.
2661
01:50:20.409 --> 01:50:20.829
All about it.
2662
01:50:20.850 --> 01:50:22.890
That would be okay. I think you could retail office
2663
01:50:22.930 --> 01:50:23.850
space with puppets.
2664
01:50:23.949 --> 01:50:24.310
Oh, yeah.
2665
01:50:24.590 --> 01:50:25.670
That would totally work.
2666
01:50:25.729 --> 01:50:27.829
So if you guys want to make this happen, yeah,
2667
01:50:27.869 --> 01:50:29.949
just let it. Or, you know, again, just shout out
2668
01:50:29.989 --> 01:50:32.020
to Hollywood. Get a hold of us. We can make
2669
01:50:32.060 --> 01:50:33.029
all these things come true.
2670
01:50:33.579 --> 01:50:35.479
Oh, it's our new website. Like last time we came
2671
01:50:35.539 --> 01:50:36.140
up with a.
2672
01:50:36.239 --> 01:50:39.399
Every week we come up with a new website.
2673
01:50:39.430 --> 01:50:43.649
Last week was hashtag... Holewithasheet.com.
2674
01:50:44.409 --> 01:50:46.050
Let's not go out on that again.
2675
01:50:46.590 --> 01:50:47.989
We have to wrap up.
2676
01:50:48.149 --> 01:50:48.810
What's this week?
2677
01:50:50.609 --> 01:50:54.510
Shout out to Hollywood. I don't know. He said it
2678
01:50:54.529 --> 01:50:55.100
and I forgot.
2679
01:50:56.220 --> 01:50:58.060
All right. So that's where we're pausing this.
2680
01:50:58.760 --> 01:51:01.579
We should return to this game or whatever the hell
2681
01:51:01.640 --> 01:51:02.779
it is in the near future.
2682
01:51:02.800 --> 01:51:02.859
So.
2683
01:51:04.409 --> 01:51:05.630
If
you agree, let us know.
2684
01:51:06.390 --> 01:51:08.149
Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time.
2685
01:51:08.189 --> 01:51:09.810
Same Geek Feed. Thanks for listening.
2686
01:51:39.390 --> 01:51:44.229
Let's do it again Before we do it again Do
2687
01:51:44.350 --> 01:51:47.109
it again Do it Let's do it.
2688
01:51:47.149 --> 01:52:01.550
Again Sometimes rain Groovin' when I.
2689
01:52:01.529 --> 01:52:07.250
Hear the sound Like you and me, baby Gettin' down
2690
01:52:07.310 --> 01:52:12.840
with the sound Oh, the smell of the morning flower
2691
01:52:13.380 --> 01:52:17.520
As we pass away the hour I wanna.
2692
01:52:16.520 --> 01:52:21.920
Do it again, do it again, do it Let's do
2693
01:52:22.000 --> 01:52:22.420
it in.
2694
01:52:22.340 --> 01:52:29.250
The morning Sweet breeze in the summertime Feel your sweet face.
2695
01:52:30.529 --> 01:52:32.430
All laid up next to mine.
2696
01:52:33.329 --> 01:52:37.430
Sweet love in the midnight. Put you to sleep come
2697
01:52:37.489 --> 01:52:38.510
morning light.
2698
01:52:39.369 --> 01:52:43.399
No worries about nothing.
2699
01:52:43.859 --> 01:52:44.819
Just getting good.
2700
01:52:45.340 --> 01:52:52.199
Just getting good. Just getting good love.
2701
01:52:52.260 --> 01:52:54.039
Do it. Do it again.
2702
01:52:54.060 --> 01:52:58.619
Do it again. Do it. Now I like you lady.
2703
01:53:00.380 --> 01:53:02.260
So if I knew your pretty.
2704
01:53:02.079 --> 01:53:07.229
Hair, if you don't want to compliment, just.
2705
01:53:06.359 --> 01:53:10.470
Dig it in and close your hair. I'm just a.
2706
01:53:10.510 --> 01:53:12.390
Man now, don't you fear.
2707
01:53:12.409 --> 01:53:15.550
I can love you now, don't you fear.
2708
01:53:15.789 --> 01:53:16.689
Do it again.
2709
01:53:16.750 --> 01:53:17.270
Do it.
2710
01:53:17.289 --> 01:53:17.890
Do it.
2711
01:53:18.090 --> 01:53:22.789
I want to do it again. Oh, oh, oh.
2712
01:53:23.250 --> 01:53:26.710
Do it. Oh, oh, oh.
2713
01:53:31.569 --> 01:53:34.069
Do it.
2714
01:53:36.340 --> 01:53:41.239
Again. Do it again.
2715
01:53:41.279 --> 01:53:44.300
Do it again.
2716
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:46.500
Like a hammer on the.
2717
01:53:46.539 --> 01:53:51.029
Block, the love began to rock.
2718
01:53:51.449 --> 01:53:57.789
Give this sister love and pride. Feel good and satisfied.
2719
01:53:58.090 --> 01:54:02.310
I'm not a girl to linger. But I feel like
2720
01:54:02.329 --> 01:54:05.810
a butterfinger. I want to do it again.
2721
01:54:05.850 --> 01:54:06.829
Do it again.
2722
01:54:07.050 --> 01:54:07.869
Do it again.
2723
01:54:09.369 --> 01:54:14.579
Let's do it in the morning. Sweet breeze in the summertime.
2724
01:54:15.399 --> 01:54:20.640
Feeling your sweet face. All laid up next to mine.
2725
01:54:21.359 --> 01:54:26.479
Sweet love in the midnight. Good sleep come morning light.
2726
01:54:27.439 --> 01:54:32.920
No more about loving tonight. Just getting good, just getting good,
2727
01:54:33.380 --> 01:54:40.979
just getting good love. Do it again.
2728
01:54:42.100 --> 01:54:48.329
Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do
2729
01:54:48.409 --> 01:54:48.850
it again.
2730
01:54:49.569 --> 01:54:50.350
Do it again.
2731
01:54:51.050 --> 01:54:53.189
Do it again.
2732
01:54:53.689 --> 01:54:55.729
Do it again.
2733
01:54:55.970 --> 01:54:57.069
Do it. Do it.
2734
01:54:57.409 --> 01:54:57.710
Do it.
2735
01:54:57.770 --> 01:54:58.109
Do it.
2736
01:54:58.189 --> 01:54:59.229
Do it.
2737
01:54:59.670 --> 01:55:00.029
Do it.
2738
01:55:00.800 --> 01:55:04.399
Do it, do it again. Do it again.
2739
01:55:04.600 --> 01:55:05.800
Do it again.
2740
01:55:06.100 --> 01:55:06.819
Do it again.
2741
01:55:06.840 --> 01:55:08.819
Do it again.
2742
01:55:09.100 --> 01:55:10.090
Do it again.
2743
01:55:22.270 --> 01:55:23.390
Do it again.
2744
01:55:24.109 --> 01:55:25.010
Do it again.
2745
01:55:25.569 --> 01:55:29.590
Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.
2746
01:55:30.100 --> 01:55:30.880
Do it again.
2747
01:55:31.619 --> 01:55:34.579
Do it again. Do it. Do it.
2748
01:55:34.619 --> 01:55:35.079
Do it.
2749
01:55:35.100 --> 01:55:37.260
Do it again.
2750
01:55:37.579 --> 01:55:39.399
Do it again.
2751
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Do it again. Do it again.
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Do it again.
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You can just edit that out.
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There's no editing.
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Oh, there is.
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I spent a week and a half doing it. Especially
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if we're involved. It's a collective molar mind.
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Yeah.
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You should just sign off now and probably do your
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full sign off after when we're not here. Okay, I'll
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be quiet.
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