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Speaker 1: Hm, who you all ready, Let's go. Welcome missus. Michael called this world started doing venice peach. Now he reached in the world.
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Speaker 3: Ho's a dinner on your job and.
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Speaker 1: Your brothers are that?
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Speaker 4: I mean?
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Speaker 5: It's a call.
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Speaker 1: Michael Taus said, everybody to call yes, Michael Taus had everybody like to call Yes. Michael Saus say, everybody, you know what a shine I called? Michael fuck said, everybody to call Michael Chaush everybody Michael.
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Speaker 3: To say, my god, everybody, anybody you call Hey, everybody, you know what tab it is it?
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Speaker 4: Michael?
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Speaker 3: Guy you down called?
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Speaker 6: Michael talked to everybody. Everybody, everybody, Welcome to the show today, everybody. Uh, I hope your life is doing excellently. And if not, just take a moment, take a breath, take a prayer.
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Speaker 3: It'll be to you. Befolks. You know it.
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Speaker 6: Today our topic is banking and is banking racist?
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Speaker 3: Well? I think Chase Bank is. So let's just talk about that.
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Speaker 6: I have. I have two wonderful guests with me. They're both comedians, my cousin Derek also known as Derek Keener all over the world and Straya Blackstraya is funny.
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Speaker 3: How y'all doing, guys.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I'm alright.
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Speaker 7: I'm good.
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Speaker 4: I had to go to the bank today, so I'm good.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, they away from there.
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Speaker 4: You wont be mad.
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Speaker 3: My fists been bought up all day long.
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Speaker 6: Okay, So I had an incident with the bank. I like to share with you, folks, and then y'all tell me what your take on it is. So I get four letters come to my house at the same time, and each one of them is saying the bank has decided arbitrarily to end my account.
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Speaker 3: Said we decided to close your accounts.
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Speaker 6: One says we are closing your deposit accounts. One says we are canceling the least on your safety deposit box.
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Speaker 3: I didn't even know I was paying the lease on.
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Speaker 6: Said if I didn't use that box in three years, if I've been paying them each morning, ain't shit in there.
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Speaker 3: I'm mad. And the last of was.
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Speaker 6: We close your credit card. So when I see this on the first part of the PENDIC, you know why they close my ship?
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Speaker 3: What did I do? So I go back to read it. Derek, you gonna love at this.
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Speaker 4: Come on read.
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Speaker 6: I'm reading what the reason is and
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it says financial institutions have an obligation to know our customers and to monitor transactions that flow through our customers accounts.
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Speaker 3: Well, they already failed on that because they don't know me as a customer.
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Speaker 6: They say they're supposed to know that. They don't know me as a customer. I've been here three years.
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Speaker 3: Go on that bank.
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Speaker 6: I guarantee you ain one of the motherfuckers can say my name. They can't say all that's Michael.
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Speaker 3: That's I can't let them say that. I come in, you know, take my money, go out. They don't know my.
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Speaker 6: Ass So financial institutions have an obligation. They already tell the abbligations to know their customers and to monetory their transactions that flow through customers accounts.
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Speaker 3: What they're doing is the second part.
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Speaker 6: They're monitoring transactions that go in and out, but they don't bother know the fucking customers, so they don't know how I get my money or where it comes from. So it's trained in them because most niggas are doing nine to five, So they come in every every week with their little check and shit sae check same company over No, but they say the commun with checks from everywhere.
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Speaker 3: Most of the money have to positive checks.
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Speaker 4: So they see me.
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Speaker 6: Coming in with checks from everywhere, you know, and then I send out money when I'm I'm I'm doing. When I'm doing production, I have to pay for my production stuff. When I'm doing my wedding, I have a thousand things I'm paying for. This second part of the sentence though, after financial institutions have an obligation to know our customers and to monitor, track the monitor transactions that flow through our customers account.
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Speaker 3: This is what they hit me with, after care care for consideration, Derek, that.
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Speaker 6: If we sat around and thought about this shit, thought careful, after careful consideration, we decided to close your account because of wait a minute, wait for it, unexpected activity.
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Speaker 3: What the fuck is?
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Speaker 6: First of all, what type of activity were they expecting me to be doing with my money?
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Speaker 3: Money?
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Speaker 6: They bay, I put it in, I take it out. They getting a percentage on what's sitting there I thought that was the deal. When I want to get somebody, I can get it. When I put something, I want to put some in. What is the soul called unexpected activity? Unexpected activity, then it's unexpected that a nigga have real money and come in out there and ain't scared of them.
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Speaker 3: So now, because they can't tell what my money is, they do what they do with all black people.
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Speaker 6: I'm a drug dealer, so to keep me from moving money to the other drug dealers, they just closed my account and won't even tell me that this is a difficult part. They won't even tell me why. So when I call and they say, well, you know we have here, we have you know, we're cancling. We but we but we can't tell you the reason.
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Speaker 3: What are you saying?
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Speaker 6: You can't tell me?
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Speaker 3: Read No, it's personal. We keep it to ourself. What did I fuck somebody at the bank? Is that what happened? Somebody got an attitude? God, I came in. I ain't telling nobody. I mean, what how what the fuck you talking about?
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Speaker 6: So I go to two guys. I go the first guy and no, I got got a girl. The first guy he ain't got no real answer. I say, well, is your supervisor. Well, I'll get her, but she's gonna say the same thing. I said, okay, Well, didn't bring her in here to do the same thing. And I said, because before I before I sue, y'all, I just want to know all the particulars. He said, Well, you're welcome to suit to sue. I said, player, I didn't ask your permission. I don't need your mother fucking permission. I'm just trying to figure out who the people are and what they're saying. So when I sue your ass, I know who I'm talking about and what I'm fighting against. But do you have a supervisor? Why I have super body?
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Speaker 3: She gonna say, same thing, and of course she did.
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Speaker 6: He come a little sister, same thing, but she can feel the boot shit and she's like, yeah, but really it won't tell us anything, and they won't tell you. And I said, well, Jail, I speak to who's up over over you.
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Speaker 3: I'm the manager. That's it. I said, Yet, so you're saying that you don't have a boss.
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Speaker 6: I do have a boss, you know, But you know you'll have to get back with you in twenty four the forty eight.
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Speaker 3: Hours will let her get back to let her do. So I'm doing like white folks do. When you fuck with white people, they tell everybody. They tell their mama, they cousin, they write letters to the city, to the mayor, uh, they go to uh, they go everywhere and let you know you fucked over them until you stop and you.
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Speaker 7: Have scared the food out of me. I went and took my little two hundred dollars out the bank. I won't little money.
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Speaker 6: And you just hear me, I wish your two hundred out of there like it was one hundred times.
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Speaker 4: No no no, no, no, no, no, no no no. And my sixty cent.
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Speaker 6: To you went all the way. Thank you. You know, because I'm telling you this is called profiling.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 6: They're profiling you cause they don't know what I'm doing my money. I have no idea if they classicism, yeah, classicism.
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Speaker 7: We know that the American banking system has been known to do this with us for quite some time. This is it all started all right during the World Wars, whenever you were doing the red lining all stuff get in that way for quite some
time. So I'm not surprised that they did this for you. They noticed whatever activity. They know whether you're doing shows and bringing in you know, you may bring in twenty fifty sixty thousand dollars at the time. That ain't none of your goddamn business. How much money I brought to this bank, whatever I put in that I can take out. It's just your job to hold this shit till I decide what I'm gonna do.
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Speaker 2: It's just said, it's sad all together.
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Speaker 5: I mean, the banks ty in with the government, and we all know that the government be on some saucy shit anyway way, So it all adds up. It just makes you now want to be like, just put your money under your mattress. How your grandmom and them used to do it. It makes sense now, you know, when you were younger, you didn't understand why they keeping this money put away like that. But now it makes so much more sense because it's so much you know, ins and outs that you know, people don't pay attention to us as a culture. You know, we put our money in banks to help us, to bet us to grow, to get financed, you know, to to you know, to help help.
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Speaker 6: They don't want black They don't want black people to have this ship together.
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Speaker 3: They don't so black.
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Speaker 6: People come in, they organize, they got their money bank by their own business.
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Speaker 3: They separate and disrupt that. I ain't getting nothing to nobody.
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Speaker 4: Well somebody that doesn't.
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Speaker 7: I don't even believe it's somebody that works inside of that actual brand. That is somebody sitting behind a computer that looks that's looking at transactions or oh this looks funny, don't recognize the name, never google it and just said, well, this is probably a drug. Drug dealers don't teach the money in the bank, dummy.
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Speaker 3: We keep out.
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Speaker 4: I mean they keep.
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Speaker 6: I don't know no drug dealers with a bank account.
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Speaker 4: I mean they don't.
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Speaker 3: They don't have them.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 7: I think it's unfortunately, and you know what, we're trying to get more black banks. I'm not sure of any black home banks in your area. I know there are none in my area where I live at uh. But you know, we we're trying to get more black oed banks. But that's a difficult deal because they don't want black people. That's what I want to look for. I want to look for either black banking. This era almost goes to the credit union.
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Speaker 6: You know, all military they have a Navy credit union will be really good, and I think all that. Oh yeah, so you know, I mean, I'm happily taking my money out of that bank because I talked them when I first get it was no niggas working there. I was a year and not one black person working in the area. To have black people, it's just don't make no damn self. Then they brought in a goofy looking old security guard who
looked like he.
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Speaker 3: Couldn't secure shit.
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Speaker 6: He looked like he was secure motherfucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And he's sitting there with his loose outfit, just stand at the door watching people come in.
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Speaker 3: He aye'ht no gun.
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Speaker 6: He had no gun. I have a gun, but he didn't have a good he protecting a bank. But I walked in.
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Speaker 3: With a gun and he ain't got one. What were you trying to say, strained?
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Speaker 5: No, But in history, we as a coach, you know that banks definitely have been unfair to us.
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Speaker 2: You know, when it was.
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Speaker 5: Time for the loans for homes in the segregation times, you know things like that. I mean, so it's an ongoing thing with them. I agree with Derek. I believe it was a pental pushing fucker. That was behind the computer and was like he definitely like that. Dang seem sake. So I think it was just like I think they just picked you. You know, they picked the wrong person.
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Speaker 3: The problem is that that arbitrary. How they do it, Just take it at random.
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Speaker 6: Just look at anybody's account and say, well, I don't understand how his money.
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Speaker 3: What's going on? He's making money now, he ain't making money now, he is making money less end his account.
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Speaker 6: It's just its most retarded way of working I've ever heard, and disrespectful.
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Speaker 4: I have something for you.
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Speaker 7: One United Bank in Los Angeles, California identified black. They're one of those inelas Compton Los Angeles and Company. Then City First Bank is in Inklewood and in Los Angeles every bank corporation is in La Business Bank California.
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Speaker 3: You said city, No City Bank and no black horned Bank.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, they say City First. It's like city Free.
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Speaker 3: It's called City First, City First.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: I never heard no ship like that.
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Speaker 6: Okay, somebody houseas house is.
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Speaker 3: In his house.
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Speaker 6: We take the pot in the fronduct, but we only we only send money out on the side.
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Speaker 7: Mike, when you get over there to the bank, it's gonna be a nigga outside movie.
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Speaker 8: You here to put your money in. Come on, figure, come on, you good? You good?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I mean it's a bitch at the counter of like come out because we money.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're gonna get your money. We're gonna keep you. That might be it.
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Speaker 3: I'm not.
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Speaker 7: But there're severally l a river size, the three banks, California Banking Trust, and a couple in the bank.
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Speaker 3: So we got all of those, all those the black black on banks.
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Speaker 4: That's what that's.
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Speaker 6: Look again and see if there's any black
owned banks in the Palmdale area, Palmdale, Californa.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so I don't have to I don't have to travel.
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Speaker 2: That's why we got to use that app. That that black for one one app.
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Speaker 4: We gotta start using it. That's what we gotta start using more for.
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Speaker 3: The We should bring him back on and talk about that.
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Speaker 7: Uncle Michael, California, thank from all from ranch out the banks.
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Speaker 5: Well, like I said, the banks, we all know that they saucy and fall too. I don't got too much in our any fucking way. I only keep money in there when it's time to pay a fucking bill. So they don't got to worry about me. But as things are getting progressing and life is going good and checks is definitely getting deposited, I know that I gotta be careful moving forward.
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Speaker 3: That's what I like you.
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Speaker 4: Life has been great for me late. I've been depositive checks of more than fifty dollars at a time. Australia.
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Speaker 7: Man, it's sad whenever you know people treat uh and you know what, Mike is.
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Speaker 4: A celebrity or you know what I mean, he's a celebrity.
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Speaker 7: It's saying when you treat someone, especially with a platform, this way, because you can ever know how their influence reaches and and and beyond him being a.
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Speaker 4: Celebrity, he's a customer.
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Speaker 7: All customers should be treated with a certain amount of respect, a certain amount of cachet that you're supposed to just give them just because they decided to come and thank with us. You should be treated a certain way. That's off the general principal. You walk in here, you could have chosen any bank of the twelve that's on this streets.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's what hold that off for one moment, because we get it's so good, it's so exciting that when went past our little break. We got to take a quick break. We'll be right back, y'all. Hey, Michael talks to everybody. We're here at iHeart, and you know, we want to know if banking in America just traditionally racist, can they can they help themselves? Do they know how to work with black people without either trying to cheat them or trying to throw them out.
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Speaker 4: They try to tell you this slavery.
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Speaker 6: Is over, but it ain't because just because they know him black, they could just throw my count out and not even give me a reason.
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Speaker 3: Be right black and we're black, I mean, we're back. It's your boy, Michael Gallian. Mike talks to everybody today.
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Speaker 6: I'm talking with awesome straight of Black, one of the coldest up and coming black female comedian artists actresses in the country. She's also a regular on my TI morning show. So we better honored to have her over there because she she'd be making things happen. And the great gret Keina, Man, this dude been doing commony with me.
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Speaker 3: We go way back. We go back like lawn chairs, like Alex, We got Alix had, we got roots.
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Speaker 6: And these guys aren't just funny, they smart and they're definitely smart enough to know that people can just do something and not in get a reason. That's there. I just jumped on the phone with earthquake, and I would say, like earthquake, I don't understand. How can they say we ain't gonna give you a reason when we feel like something right, We ain't give you no reason. Can get your ship And if you don't come get it by the date we're gonna mail you check and clean your ship out, that's dangs stuff.
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Speaker 7: I had a girl do me like that once and wouldn't getting no god damn reason. And I didn't go over there and get my ship.
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Speaker 3: We together. You ain't even getting no reason.
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Speaker 4: Just enough this just it, Come get your stuff. I'm coming over there.
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Speaker 3: But oh my god, she hit you with that.
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Speaker 4: But I ain't leaving. I'm telling you that now about I'm coming.
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Speaker 3: I'm coming, but I ain't going.
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Speaker 4: But I ain't leaving.
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Speaker 7: Let me tell you this, that girl we together, whether you know it, and that's how the bank did you?
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Speaker 4: Man? And if I was you out with it, well, no, I can't tinue that. Yes, you don't want to go?
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Speaker 3: What say it said on this show when you said what we want.
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Speaker 4: We said how we want to say it? What?
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Speaker 3: What'sr what's your thought?
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Speaker 4: I don't want to throw my money in the nigga face at the count.
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Speaker 7: And caught him out the name, got him a beat and said, put my money back in my account.
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Speaker 5: Hope he got to If he do that, he gotta do it like on players could do something to make me feel better.
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Speaker 2: He gotta have somebody.
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Speaker 4: To do it. Yeah, yeah, you know.
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Speaker 7: But the banking system in the United States is the most powerful economic institution in the United States and perhaps the world.
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Speaker 4: Now, so you're going to be fighting.
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Speaker 7: But what is the U That central banking system, the Federal Reserve is the most powerful economic institution in the US, and it says perhaps the world you about to learn how to fight because you about to go up against the federal banking system and they about to left hook your ass.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: But I got some great attorneys, brother, and they want the exercise.
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Speaker 3: They love the exercise, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 6: So I just have to do the initial thing, which is I got to go there and face them, face the faith myself, walking there with my super ship and find out where he had nigging charge is and say I thought slavery was over.
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Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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Speaker 6: You
know, y'all, y'all have an institution here that says that y'all will claim to safeguard our money unless you just decide you don't want to keep it no more because you don't know what the niggas are doing, and you just give.
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Speaker 4: It to them.
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Speaker 3: Fuck up their whole system.
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Speaker 6: Because the only thing you fuck up for me is I have so many bills that are drawn from my account, so now I gotta go somewhere else and set up automatic pay. It's just the inconvenience more than anything else. You just named fifteen banks, So that's one eight hundred and fourteen banks in Los ANGELESKI, if I'm at day Bank, even.
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Speaker 7: If you want to be treated right, you want to be treated that's all. I want to be treated with respects every where I go. That damn skipping, I don't mean peanut butter.
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Speaker 3: You can say that again.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's super unfortunate that that's the position that they put people in for you to want to withdraw your money, withdraw your business, because they're not upholding their business. They're not upholding their standards, so that it's always unfortunately their banks. You know, play a port, you know where you got to walk away.
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Speaker 7: Well, I want to ask you. I want to ask you a question of a mic. Now this ain't this ain't personal. I'm getting personal. I've had my bank account clothes on me too. But I had overdrawn funds at the time. Was your account overdrawn?
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Speaker 3: And that's a little I wonly I don't even really know what that is. Overdrawn account.
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Speaker 7: It is with it whenever you got two dollars and sixty five cent in your account and you go buy you a burgher that cost six thirty five, So now you're overdrawn plus thirty five dollars feet.
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Speaker 6: I remember when I was out there being a crackhead, I was living at twenty dollars at a time. I would just keep going back to the ATM. And you know what, I don't know why it took us so long to have ATM machines.
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Speaker 3: I won't wanted my house. I'm put in the kitchen, I'll put it ready to get refrigerator, you know.
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Speaker 6: But anyway, I'll go back and forth until I came back to the machine that said, fuck away from me.
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Speaker 3: You ain't give us sixteen dollars to eighteen cents, so you can't get your shit out unless you got the whole twenty.
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Speaker 6: And you know, in our community, the black a lot of black people don't bother with banks. They gonna check cashing ship because it's easier. They don't want to get into.
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Speaker 3: All it's more costly, but they don't.
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Speaker 6: Want to get into all the hassle of knowing that Massa is in the back room. And as he said on this letter, they sitting around, uh, making considerations about your motherfucking life when see what I'm telling to see the corny as words. And they didn't just fire me in English, the motherfuckers fire me in Spanish.
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Speaker 3: See some bitches the window.
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Speaker 7: Indeed, well, check cashing places are a staple of our community, and they've been in this community for quite some time. And and black niggas need it. Now, I ain't gonna say black folks need it, but niggas need check cashing places.
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Speaker 3: Niggas need check cashing because they ain't got no bank. Bank kind of well, we tried that.
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Speaker 7: We tried that, and we kept overdrawing them accounts. So therefore I can't get enough. And uh so I got to take my black ass wherever they will allow me to cash this check yet and yeah, my check was only one hundred and seventy three dollars and you're taking twenty two dollars. But Devin, I need whatever it is that you're about to get to me. So I'm gonna think that it just is what happens.
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Speaker 4: Man.
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Speaker 7: I used to live in a check cashing place and live in the I used to live in the check cashing world, and then in the pay they loan place. I ain't gonna pay they loaning over twenty years. Oh wow, But I mean, bro, we needed it, some of us have.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're giving me an idea right now, because I'm thinking about going down to one.
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Speaker 2: I forgot that who give you money?
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Speaker 3: So I'm thinking.
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Speaker 2: About going to the back back.
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Speaker 3: Did you check do on see if there are black banks in Boomdale?
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Speaker 7: I found one and I don't even know if this is really a black home bank California Banking Trust.
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Speaker 2: We wait a minute, guys.
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Speaker 5: You know, with the little noise that we thought we was hearing, you know that's probably the government.
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Speaker 2: Because we're talking.
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Speaker 3: About the government, we're talking about them us.
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Speaker 2: You know, they tapping in one time and.
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Speaker 6: A little snow of sound, shine, all that stuff. You he We wasn't hearing that until they realized we were talking about, Oh the government.
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Speaker 7: Listen, I'm taking my two hundred and sixty five dollars, my two hundred dollars and sixty five cent back to the bank.
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Speaker 4: You're on yourn. But I see that the buzzing stopped.
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Speaker 2: Look well, it don't matter with minees.
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Speaker 5: Like I told you, I put my money in there when it's time to pay the bills.
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Speaker 7: It's time for me to pay a few bills of child support come out of my account, you know.
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Speaker 4: And I'm not on court order child support. I just pay it every month.
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Speaker 7: Even though it ain't their mouth that she won't I give her Something's.
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Speaker 3: Okay, you give me a little something, you know. My mama always said give them a dollar nine a dollar when they catch you.
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Speaker 4: Well, no, man, I.
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Speaker 7: Mean, you can do what you want to
do. You can't squeeze no blood from no turn up. And I try my very best to do what I Yeah, that's all I got, though, lady, that's.
00:22:49
Speaker 3: All anybody you think the boy need a good.
00:22:57
Speaker 4: I want some George.
00:22:58
Speaker 3: Too, So you banquet tech Star Federal Credit Union Okay. So that's why I said, I think I'm.
00:23:04
Speaker 4: Going to look at Credit Union, Navy Federal Credit Union.
00:23:09
Speaker 7: Now, I like a local bank because these people get to know you and for the reason why you are having your issues. See, they won't know me if I go to any of these other national brands. But the people here, man, I can walk in there and they say, oh, you work over here, Oh we we we know the people that. Okay, so you want a car Loan. Okay, your crect is not the best, but you know what, we can work with you because you've been depositing your checking But see, I caet talk to the people that that run like that really run the bank, or they go to church with me, or they've seen me around and they're like, man, this guy's all right, we'll give him something. So people been telling me for years, oh man, you need to get a better bank. You say what you want to say, yr Mama need a better bro. But I'm gonna stick away. I'm I'm just I'm just messed up better to thing because.
00:24:00
Speaker 6: You keep we fight racism every day every day in our conversations every day, and I would treat people we fight racism, and then you walk into an institution who has institutional racism, they automatically say.
00:24:15
Speaker 3: When they walk through the door, doctor them, niggas. Watch them close to you. They were not giving them. We get the other people. If they ask anything, ask them folk questions. It's always going to be more just calling us. Because I can't imagine that. I racked my brain.
00:24:29
Speaker 6: I can't imagine why out of the blue folks would just cancel your account and with no reason.
00:24:35
Speaker 5: We're just the active, it's no reason behind it. But we do have to tap into the scamming world. I mean, like, and I'm so glad for comedy and that's what I'm on because as we sitting here, I just was really thinking, like I didn't scam the couple of banks before, and really, I mean I listen, he got thousands of so up for you say so No. I just really had to think about it, like, you know, Michael, sometimes that you know, they protect us from skimming. You know, sometimes you know, we pissed off at banks, but then sometimes we'd be like, thank you bank, that they stopped somebody from doing some fucked up stuff.
00:25:15
Speaker 2: And I just was sitting here reflecting, like damn, I'm just really grateful that I'm on this platform of comedy and acting and all of that because you backing me wanting to tap back into the streets and get the ass again.
00:25:30
Speaker 7: There's a number of reasons they could have canceled, Michael. The fact that you know y'all stopped working on Martin that might be a reason out of canceling too. Niggas bring this over. I didn't bring no toe, jem crackers. These are reasons why they may be upset with you. I thought you were gonna have a bigger role.
00:25:49
Speaker 4: In Princess and the Frog. It was a big role, but you should have been the Prince Click.
00:25:53
Speaker 6: It wasn't big enough, but I wish I was that damn Frog or flying.
00:26:00
Speaker 7: All could have closed your camp because you was the host of Depth Jail for one season. We needed two or three. They could have closed your camera for a number of reasons. We wanted you to be one of the hosts on Comedy View, but you didn't do that. You should have been one of the Kings of comedy closes ever count You shouldn't anything.
00:26:15
Speaker 4: You ain't been on Shock also, yet, we need to close this camp.
00:26:18
Speaker 3: There's a lot of you Listen, you the listened all the shit they wouldn't let me do. They ain't let me own this ship.
00:26:24
Speaker 6: Shaq Shaq had what's the names that the shock comedy thing going out? The comedy to her, it's comedy that motherfucker pull on ninety three comedian.
00:26:37
Speaker 3: Ain't no ninety three motherfuckers on this planet funny to me?
00:26:41
Speaker 4: Now.
00:26:41
Speaker 3: It might be ninety two, maybe ninety.
00:26:43
Speaker 6: One, but ninety three motherfuckers far as funny, that's the bullshit. So anyway, I didn't get it, and I don't miss it. I'm fine because if I had the money, it would be in. This shitty has banged and we be fighting right now trying to figure out how and get that out.
00:26:58
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, we are out of time, and I really appreciate you. Appreciate it y'all jumping in here and help me with this one.
00:27:05
Speaker 6: In closing, I just want to say, if pay closer attention to what you're signing, because I thought it's a bank, I'm covered. I didn't look at everything, but they give you seven eight nine pages of shit and if you sign it, you the sad off stuff something they said. I signed a piece of paper saying anytime we want to cancel your ass weekend, and I know I did that. I'm gonna ask to see that signature when I go over.
00:27:29
Speaker 3: Cause I don't think that's what happen, motherfucker. But anyway, Hey, tell people how they can find you.
00:27:35
Speaker 5: Well, they can sign me Monday through Friday on the Michael Friday Morning Show and on the.
00:27:40
Speaker 3: Air with Michael, I say, everybody, whoa, whoa, whoa?
00:27:44
Speaker 6: You get at least two good ways to find her. And she's worth finding.
00:27:47
Speaker 3: She's funny and she's smart. Hey, Derek, tell people they can find me.
00:27:51
Speaker 7: You can find me at your bank and drive through sending a note to my cousin Derek and on all other social media platforms that Derek Keener. I may try to get everything as cousin Derek. Right now, Dereck Keener works for me.
00:28:12
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, we got to wrap the show up.
00:28:15
Speaker 6: And we know the fan everybody. You'll find us here three days a week. I do this show on iHeart. Michael talks to everybody, and please be good to yourself, be good to somebody else too. But check on your bank account. Make sure people ain't arbitrarily canceling you.
00:28:30
Speaker 3: God is great.
00:28:31
Speaker 6: You ain't too bad yourself and have a super calor practice Nix Validosia's day will catch you on rebound.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: Watch your money.
00:28:43
Speaker 4: Woo.
00:28:43
Speaker 3: I had a good time today.
00:28:44
Speaker 4: I hope y'all did too.
00:28:46
Speaker 3: Man, Thank y'all for checking us out here. Michael talks to everybody.
00:28:50
Speaker 6: Hey, you can follow me, man, I'm easy to follow. I'm on Instagram, just on the act, Michael Kaya.
00:28:55
Speaker 3: I'm on TikTok. That's Michael Kaya one three five.
00:28:57
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00:29:26
Speaker 3: This has been a ray Lock Group production. I see y'all later.