התמלול המלא של Millennials Count Down the Best and Worst TV Couples!

makes them a little different from 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:08.800 the ones that ended up on the bottom that do 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:11.300 not come out on the other side and who are maybe 00:04:11.300 --> 00:04:16.779 in a little bit of a delusional state about how 00:04:16.779 --> 00:04:19.339 meant for each other they are and let that dictate 00:04:19.339 --> 00:04:22.779 everything they do. So we're going to get real 00:04:22.779 --> 00:04:24.220 with it. If you've listened to the show before 00:04:24.220 --> 00:04:28.120 and you liked 30 -somethings and young love tropes, 00:04:28.120 --> 00:04:29.800 those kind of episodes, then you're probably 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.680 going to like this. Yeah. That's what we're going 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:36.660 to do today. But first. First. First. We got 00:04:36.660 --> 00:04:38.660 to go back in time. Back in time. All right. 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:49.439 Back in time. All right. And for back in time 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:52.180 today, we are playing one of our favorite millennial 00:04:52.180 --> 00:04:55.629 trivia games. Movie quotes. Millennial movie 00:04:55.629 --> 00:04:58.490 trivia. Millennial movie quote trivia. We have 00:04:58.490 --> 00:05:00.889 done whole episodes based on this in the past. 00:05:01.050 --> 00:05:03.649 Today we're doing a little mini version. And 00:05:03.649 --> 00:05:07.149 we're targeting the early 2000s. So 2000 to 2005 00:05:07.149 --> 00:05:09.730 -ish. So we're going to go back and forth. We've 00:05:09.730 --> 00:05:12.490 got some movies that we've prepared. Yes. For 00:05:12.490 --> 00:05:15.589 me, these span genres. They span times. I tried 00:05:15.589 --> 00:05:18.310 to pick one from at least one or two from every 00:05:18.310 --> 00:05:21.899 year in that five -year range. We're not going 00:05:21.899 --> 00:05:24.199 to keep score. No, this is for fun. This is for 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:26.079 fun. But if you want to keep score at home and 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:29.000 tell us who won, please do. I'm a competitive 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:32.019 bitch. I'm sorry. Even in my heart of hearts, 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.560 I can't let it go. So yeah, we're just going 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:36.720 to go for it. Should we do the lifelines that 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:39.500 we do before or should we just raw dog? Let's 00:05:39.500 --> 00:05:41.199 just, since it's a mini, we'll just raw dog. 00:05:41.300 --> 00:05:43.259 We'll raw dog. We can ask for hints. Yeah. But 00:05:43.259 --> 00:05:45.019 we don't have a set lifeline system this time. 00:05:45.139 --> 00:05:47.459 So just, yeah. Yeah. All right. Why don't you 00:05:47.459 --> 00:05:49.579 start? Hit me with one. Okay. I wish I knew how 00:05:49.579 --> 00:05:52.459 to quit you. This is Brokeback Mountain. It is. 00:05:52.920 --> 00:05:56.220 I had to get my M .M. love in there. Which, fun 00:05:56.220 --> 00:05:58.720 fact, I still haven't seen it. And I think with 00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:03.779

my newfound love of M .M. Mermants, I really 00:06:03.779 --> 00:06:07.920 need... Because they walked. Yeah. So Heat of 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:10.300 Rivalry could run. Absolutely. And I really need 00:06:10.300 --> 00:06:13.500 to watch what really set forth. Absolutely. It's 00:06:13.500 --> 00:06:15.620 a great movie. It is a great movie. It's a great 00:06:15.620 --> 00:06:18.220 love story. I had the quote too. I had the full 00:06:18.220 --> 00:06:20.860 quote. Okay. Because one of your complaints for 00:06:20.860 --> 00:06:23.300 me whenever we do quote trivia is, that's too 00:06:23.300 --> 00:06:25.300 short. You don't give me enough to work with. 00:06:25.379 --> 00:06:28.639 So I did the whole thing. Okay. I did. You have 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.339 no idea how bad it gets. I'm not you. I can't 00:06:31.339 --> 00:06:33.360 make it on a couple of high altitude fucks once 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:35.480 or twice a year. You're too much for me, Ennis. 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.560 You son of a whore son bitch. I wish I knew how 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:42.600 to quit you. So there you go. For the context. 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:45.019 Okay. Alright, are you ready for yours? Yes. 00:06:45.740 --> 00:06:48.420 But remember, the risk of cheating the plan, 00:06:48.579 --> 00:06:51.660 of disrespecting the design, could initiate a 00:06:51.660 --> 00:06:53.860 fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper. 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:57.279 And that, and you don't even want to fuck with 00:06:57.279 --> 00:07:02.000 that, Mac Daddy. You would think Mac Daddy is 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:04.600 what would really set me, set me up, right? Yeah. 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:08.120 Me that. Free throw. Yeah. Except for I don't 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:10.360 know what that could possibly be from. Knowing 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:12.360 the movie, I think Mac Daddy is what will throw 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:16.180 you off. Oh, okay. I would ignore Mac Daddy if 00:07:16.180 --> 00:07:20.540 I were you. Okay. So without Mac Daddy. But remember, 00:07:20.699 --> 00:07:22.959 the risk of cheating the plan, of disrespecting 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:25.399 the design, could initiate a fury that would 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:28.579 terrorize even the Grim Reaper. I don't know. 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:30.480 Pull the threads here. You can do this. I don't 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:32.959 think I can. What movies do you think of when 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:36.259 you think of the Grim Reaper? Death. Okay. What 00:07:36.259 --> 00:07:37.579 movies do you think of when you think of death? 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:44.240 Titanic. Is there a movie you can think of where 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:49.459 death has a plan? Where death has a plan? Yeah. 00:07:51.019 --> 00:07:55.060 A design that people try to cheat and has made 00:07:55.060 --> 00:08:01.850 a franchise? Oh! Okay. This is, um... You have 00:08:01.850 --> 00:08:04.370 to say it. Yeah, I've given you so much. I know. 00:08:04.470 --> 00:08:06.949 I know. Hold on. Hold on. It's coming. It's coming. 00:08:07.069 --> 00:08:13.449 Okay. Everybody shut up. I'm coming. Why? It's 00:08:13.449 --> 00:08:14.870 literally on the tip of my tongue. It's really 00:08:14.870 --> 00:08:16.689 pissing me off right now. Yeah. I'm going to 00:08:16.689 --> 00:08:18.529 edit this so you don't look quite as bad, but 00:08:18.529 --> 00:08:21.990 just so you guys know, an abnormally long pause 00:08:21.990 --> 00:08:33.139 is here. Oh, fuck. Final Destination. Final Destination, 00:08:33.340 --> 00:08:34.759 absolutely. I was gonna get there. It's from 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:39.700 the first one. The very first one. Alright. I'm 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:42.659 ready. See, and I picked really easy ones. I 00:08:42.659 --> 00:08:44.460 have some easy ones, but I have some deep cuts, 00:08:44.539 --> 00:08:46.600 too. Since we were doing many, I wanted to get 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:48.899 our money's worth. Okay. Well, I did. Oh, Kelly 00:08:48.899 --> 00:08:52.960 Clarkson! 40 -year -old virgin. For sure. Yeah. 00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:56.539 What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:01.340 Doesn't even ring a bell. What exactly is the 00:09:01.340 --> 00:09:04.899 function of a rubber duck? That's my best British 00:09:04.899 --> 00:09:09.820 accent. It's a British movie? Was it James Bond? 00:09:10.059 --> 00:09:14.539 No. Think more for kids. It came out in 2002. 00:09:15.340 --> 00:09:18.480 Part of another big franchise. British for kids. 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:21.519 This is a pretty random quote. I'll give you 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:25.179 another quote from it. Follow the spiders. Follow 00:09:25.179 --> 00:09:27.259 the spiders. Why can't it just be follow the 00:09:27.259 --> 00:09:29.679 butterflies? Oh, is this from Harry Potter? It 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:33.139 is. Oh, okay. It's from Chamber of Secrets. Arthur 00:09:33.139 --> 00:09:36.179 Weasley says to Harry Potter, what exactly is 00:09:36.179 --> 00:09:38.039 the function of a rubber duck? Oh, yeah. Because 00:09:38.039 --> 00:09:41.799 he loves bubbles. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:46.059 Okay. That was the second one. Yeah. Chamber 00:09:46.059 --> 00:09:47.279 of Secrets. Chamber of Secrets. Yeah. You already 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:50.840 said that. I did, but it's fine. Okay. Nobody 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:54.679 makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody. Is this 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:58.000 a comedy? It is. Is this a scary movie? No. Damn 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:03.320 it. Is this dodgeball? It is dodgeball! I was 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:06.259 taking a shot in the dark. That was fully a guess. 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:07.940 I was gonna give you another one which, if you 00:10:07.940 --> 00:10:09.759 can dodge wrench, you can dodge ball. That would've 00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:13.320 gotten me immediately. Alright. No one makes 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.820 me bleed my own

blood. You know, most kids hope 00:10:16.820 --> 00:10:19.559 for a car for their 16th birthday. Not a country. 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:26.370 Um, Princess Iris. Hell yeah! I'm going to say 00:10:26.370 --> 00:10:30.629 it. It's very short. It's three words. But then 00:10:30.629 --> 00:10:32.370 I'm going, because you're going to struggle with 00:10:32.370 --> 00:10:34.370 it, then I'm going to give you a hint by saying 00:10:34.370 --> 00:10:39.409 it again in a certain voice. Swear to me. Go 00:10:39.409 --> 00:10:45.769 ahead and do the rest. Swear to me. I don't think 00:10:45.769 --> 00:10:48.309 that this is doing for me what you expected it 00:10:48.309 --> 00:10:54.090 to. Is it animated? Swear to me. I'm Batman. 00:10:56.590 --> 00:11:01.210 Batman Begins? Yes. Okay. I only put it there 00:11:01.210 --> 00:11:05.049 so I could say it. It's part of me. Okay. Batman 00:11:05.049 --> 00:11:09.590 Begins. Wow. You married your cousin? I'm really 00:11:09.590 --> 00:11:13.789 thrilled with my delivery. Mm -hmm. I don't know. 00:11:14.090 --> 00:11:20.570 It's a rom -com? Mm -hmm. Featuring one Reese 00:11:20.570 --> 00:11:28.960 Witherspoon? Oh! Um... Yes. Um... You can do 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:33.179 this. The song includes a state. Yes. It does. 00:11:34.700 --> 00:11:39.500 You can do this. Sweet Home Alabama. Hell yeah! 00:11:40.179 --> 00:11:48.799 Sweet Home Alabama. Amazing. You're tacky and 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:51.620 I hate you. That's from School of Rock. You did 00:11:51.620 --> 00:11:55.690 this last time. I did. But I love it. go fuck 00:11:55.690 --> 00:11:59.090 yourself san diego that's anchorman because i 00:11:59.090 --> 00:12:01.529 also had anchorman in here i'm in a glass case 00:12:01.529 --> 00:12:04.049 of emotion that's probably my favorite quote 00:12:04.049 --> 00:12:06.789 from it but i wanted to i wanted to do go fuck 00:12:06.789 --> 00:12:09.470 yourself san diego also i love lamp yeah i love 00:12:09.470 --> 00:12:15.230 lamp i love lamp um okay if more of us valued 00:12:15.230 --> 00:12:18.929 food and cheer and song above hoarded gold it 00:12:18.929 --> 00:12:22.330 would be a merrier world this is a christmas 00:12:22.330 --> 00:12:28.470 movie no Is this bring it on? No. Okay. Cheer, 00:12:28.549 --> 00:12:31.350 I thought. I'll take a stab in the dark. No. 00:12:31.509 --> 00:12:35.690 If more of us valued food and cheer and song 00:12:35.690 --> 00:12:39.409 above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. 00:12:39.529 --> 00:12:41.570 Is it the road to El Dorado? I don't even know 00:12:41.570 --> 00:12:43.169 what that is. Okay, never mind. That's not, I 00:12:43.169 --> 00:12:47.309 guess. It's not something that you have watched. 00:12:48.330 --> 00:12:50.629 Well, then how the fuck, Court? Okay, give me 00:12:50.629 --> 00:12:55.210 some hints then. Um, it's... They're very long 00:12:55.210 --> 00:12:57.690 movies. Is this Lord of the Rings? Is it a Lord 00:12:57.690 --> 00:12:59.190 of the Rings movie? I don't know which one. Two? 00:12:59.370 --> 00:13:02.029 One? I think it's the first one. Okay. I think. 00:13:02.169 --> 00:13:04.750 One ring. One ring to rule them all. Alright. 00:13:06.889 --> 00:13:08.850 I'm gonna drop a couple deep cuts that I'm not 00:13:08.850 --> 00:13:13.629 sure you'd know, but... A toast, yeah, to high 00:13:13.629 --> 00:13:15.870 treason. That's what these men were committing 00:13:15.870 --> 00:13:18.230 when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost 00:13:18.230 --> 00:13:19.990 the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, 00:13:20.110 --> 00:13:22.509 drawn, and quartered. And oh, oh, my personal 00:13:22.509 --> 00:13:25.320 favorite. had their entrails cut out and burned. 00:13:27.620 --> 00:13:29.519 National treasure. Absolutely. Because of the 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:32.820 Declaration. Um, I love national treasure. Are 00:13:32.820 --> 00:13:34.340 you kidding me? I didn't know that. Because Nicolas 00:13:34.340 --> 00:13:40.240 Cage is a national treasure. I have a mug that 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:44.120 is a face of Nicolas Cage that says, you're my 00:13:44.120 --> 00:13:46.039 national treasure. Okay, well, good for you. 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:48.639 I'm gonna hit you so hard, you're gonna need 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:53.700 a haircut. I don't know. I really don't know. 00:13:53.740 --> 00:13:57.759 Think sports. And think racism. Is this Remember 00:13:57.759 --> 00:13:59.299 the Titans? It's Remember the Titans. I also 00:13:59.299 --> 00:14:01.899 have a Remember the Titans quote. I had, um, 00:14:01.940 --> 00:14:04.740 water is for washing blood off that uniform and 00:14:04.740 --> 00:14:08.360 you don't get no blood on my uniform. I also 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:11.059 say a lot in my everyday life, you must be outside 00:14:11.059 --> 00:14:14.220 your mind. Which is what he says in Remember 00:14:14.220 --> 00:14:16.379 the Titans. That's a great movie. It is a great 00:14:16.379 --> 00:14:18.120 movie. I actually really love it. I watch it 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:20.340 a lot. It's been a while since I've watched it. 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.100 I watch it like probably a couple times a year. 00:14:22.740 --> 00:14:24.559 It's one of my favorite movies of all time. It's 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:26.779 very good. Yeah, I know. It's good, though. It's 00:14:26.779 --> 00:14:30.500 solid. Who are you going to believe? This boy 00:14:30.500 --> 00:14:32.480 you are knowing your whole life? Or this boy 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:34.299 you are just meeting who says you shine like 00:14:34.299 --> 00:14:41.299 the light from the sun? What? I can repeat it. 00:14:41.379 --> 00:14:44.139 Yeah. Who are you going to believe? This boy 00:14:44.139 --> 00:14:46.080 you are knowing your whole life? You are knowing 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.820 your whole life? Yes. Or this boy you are just 00:14:48.820 --> 00:14:50.879 meeting who says you shine like the light from 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:53.409 the

sun? It sounds like maybe English isn't their 00:14:53.409 --> 00:15:00.990 first language, right? Yeah. Okay. Um. Is it 00:15:00.990 --> 00:15:06.269 animated? Mm -mm. Okay. It is for youngsters, 00:15:06.509 --> 00:15:12.309 though. Okay. For youngsters. Kids, teens. Kids, 00:15:12.309 --> 00:15:18.629 teens. Um. I don't know why. Why is Spy Kids 00:15:18.629 --> 00:15:20.250 the first thing that pops into my mind? Nope. 00:15:20.250 --> 00:15:24.850 Nope. Not Spy Kids. It's a movie that's actually 00:15:24.850 --> 00:15:30.029 a continuation of a show. Like the show came 00:15:30.029 --> 00:15:35.129 first and then they made a movie about it. Normally 00:15:35.129 --> 00:15:37.509 it's the other way around. I know. Have I seen 00:15:37.509 --> 00:15:40.750 it? Yeah. Oh yeah. I don't know. Why don't you 00:15:40.750 --> 00:15:45.750 think for a little bit? Hey now. Hey now. This 00:15:45.750 --> 00:15:51.750 is what we... Hey now. Hey now. This is Elizabeth 00:15:51.750 --> 00:15:56.009 Warren. Absolutely. It's Isabella. Because Gordo 00:15:56.009 --> 00:15:58.149 is trying to tell her that Paolo is lying to 00:15:58.149 --> 00:16:00.289 her. She's like, who are you going to be believing? 00:16:01.029 --> 00:16:03.009 This boy you are knowing your whole life. You're 00:16:03.009 --> 00:16:05.210 right. It was really hard not to just do, sing 00:16:05.210 --> 00:16:08.009 to me, Paolo. Sing to me, Paolo. By the way, 00:16:08.070 --> 00:16:10.029 this morning, I'm doing this. I'm laying in bed 00:16:10.029 --> 00:16:12.429 doing this, right? And Justin's like half asleep. 00:16:12.830 --> 00:16:15.429 And I go, just without meaning. It's like I just, 00:16:15.470 --> 00:16:18.259 I can't control myself. Sing to me, Paolo. And 00:16:18.259 --> 00:16:22.820 Justin goes, what? Like, yelled it because he 00:16:22.820 --> 00:16:26.279 was like, I'm sleeping. Oh, my last one. And 00:16:26.279 --> 00:16:27.639 then I can power through a couple. Yeah, I don't 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:29.440 know if you've seen this either. I want a liter 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:34.480 of cola. Wait. No, I know what it is. Say it 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:38.340 again. I want a liter of cola. Fuck. Give me 00:16:38.340 --> 00:16:40.899 something. Give me something. It's real dumb. 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:46.039 Is it dumb and dumber? No. Oh. Similar vibes, 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:49.759 though. I don't know. Cops. It's gonna bug me. 00:16:49.779 --> 00:16:53.080 Canada. You just have to tell me. Super Troopers. 00:16:53.179 --> 00:16:55.399 I would have never gotten it, but I can see the 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:57.080 scene in my head. The new Super Troopers is coming 00:16:57.080 --> 00:16:58.700 out soon, so that's why I was thinking about 00:16:58.700 --> 00:17:02.919 it. Alright. I'm the stair master. I've mastered 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:04.819 the stairs. I wish I had a step right there, 00:17:04.859 --> 00:17:09.559 right now. I step all over it. Why do I think 00:17:09.559

--> 00:17:13.200 that's something Zoolander would say? No. It's 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:17.829 animated. animated yep animated and they like 00:17:17.829 --> 00:17:21.650 stairs you talk about this movie a lot you quote 00:17:21.650 --> 00:17:23.369 this movie a lot it's not one of your favorite 00:17:23.369 --> 00:17:26.950 movies but you maybe it is but you you like this 00:17:26.950 --> 00:17:33.750 movie a lot came out in 2001 shrek yep okay i 00:17:33.750 --> 00:17:36.269 don't even remember that in shrek they're like 00:17:36.269 --> 00:17:38.730 going up into to face the dragon or something 00:17:38.730 --> 00:17:45.730 oh yes and it's donkey yes That is a deep cut. 00:17:45.910 --> 00:17:49.289 Yeah. Well, I knew if I did any, like, really 00:17:49.289 --> 00:17:52.250 notable Shrek quotes, you would get it immediately. 00:17:52.509 --> 00:17:56.549 Right. This is my special nail polish. I make 00:17:56.549 --> 00:17:58.589 it myself. You want to know the secret ingredient? 00:17:59.509 --> 00:18:02.309 Rattlesnake venom. Oh, that's holes. Hell yeah, 00:18:02.309 --> 00:18:07.569 it is. Also, like, the hottest thing ever. Slap 00:18:07.569 --> 00:18:10.069 me right in the face with your rattlesnake nails. 00:18:11.429 --> 00:18:13.490 Thanks for listening to the 30 Dirty and Dying 00:18:13.490 --> 00:18:15.869 podcast. We started this show as a couple of 00:18:15.869 --> 00:18:18.009 friends who got to this age and realized life 00:18:18.009 --> 00:18:19.809 doesn't look exactly how we thought it would, 00:18:19.869 --> 00:18:21.829 and we might not feel flirty and thriving all 00:18:21.829 --> 00:18:24.210 the time, but we're still trying and embracing 00:18:24.210 --> 00:18:27.049 millennial chaos for everything that it is. If 00:18:27.049 --> 00:18:29.269 that sounds like you, keep listening and give 00:18:29.269 --> 00:18:32.910 us a follow on Instagram and TikTok at 30 Dirty 00:18:32.910 --> 00:18:35.650 and Dying to keep up with what's next. Now let's 00:18:35.650 --> 00:18:39.890 get back to the show. We're judging millennial 00:18:39.890 --> 00:18:43.829 couples. TV couples, not real life. But if you 00:18:43.829 --> 00:18:46.670 guys want that, you could send us pictures of 00:18:46.670 --> 00:18:49.349 you and your partner and give us a little bit 00:18:49.349 --> 00:18:51.029 about them and we'll judge your relationship. 00:18:51.269 --> 00:18:53.130 If you want that episode, go ahead, send us some 00:18:53.130 --> 00:18:55.390 DMs. We'll do it. Fuck it. Fuck it. All right, 00:18:55.410 --> 00:18:58.410 so we've each prepared a list of three best, 00:18:58.549 --> 00:19:00.890 three worst. Yep. So you start with the best. 00:19:01.049 --> 00:19:04.009 Okay. Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt from Parks and 00:19:04.009 --> 00:19:08.220 WEC. WEC. Parks and WEC. Okay. Okay? I have seen 00:19:08.220 --> 00:19:10.000 Parks and Rec. It's not one of my favorite shows, 00:19:10.119 --> 00:19:12.859 but I've watched it. I do like their relationship. 00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:16.099 I think it's pretty good. It is. It's wholesome. 00:19:16.579 --> 00:19:19.160 What I like about them, what I can think of off 00:19:19.160 --> 00:19:20.759 the top right now, is that they don't hold each 00:19:20.759 --> 00:19:22.799 other back. No. I like that. They're very supportive 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:26.119 of each other. Yeah. So what, is there anything 00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:27.799 else that makes them your top? No, I just like 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:30.859 how they're just, like, sweet. And, like, they're 00:19:30.859 --> 00:19:32.440 both kind of sweet and innocent. And they're, 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:35.769 like, they're both, like, weird. And they're 00:19:35.769 --> 00:19:39.809 weird matches and they don't lie to each other. 00:19:39.849 --> 00:19:43.609 It's not like anything like that. There's never 00:19:43.609 --> 00:19:48.089 they don't give each other real reasons to like 00:19:48.089 --> 00:19:51.710 be upset. Yeah. Like obviously people fight. 00:19:51.829 --> 00:19:55.109 It's like it just is. But like they don't go 00:19:55.109 --> 00:19:58.109 out of their way to. Yeah. To do that. And it 00:19:58.109 --> 00:20:02.029 was just like the worst part of their relationship 00:20:02.029 --> 00:20:04.920 was. they shouldn't have been in a relationship, 00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:07.259 because he was technically, like, above her, 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:11.339 superiority -wise, but, like, not really. You 00:20:11.339 --> 00:20:13.680 know, it's hard in the Parks and Rec department. 00:20:13.779 --> 00:20:15.960 I think it's a good example of how, like, you 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:17.720 can start a relationship in a weird spot, but 00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:20.460 then you can come out on the other side, and 00:20:20.460 --> 00:20:22.630 it's, you know... Like, they seemed like they 00:20:22.630 --> 00:20:24.109 should have always been together. Yes. So, like, 00:20:24.150 --> 00:20:27.089 it was a very brief moment of, like, drama. Ladies, 00:20:27.509 --> 00:20:29.369 I don't know if you know this, but men are the 00:20:29.369 --> 00:20:32.029 worst. And if you're in a relationship with a 00:20:32.029 --> 00:20:34.490 man and you become more successful than them, 00:20:34.569 --> 00:20:36.869 sometimes that's very hard. They will rock your 00:20:36.869 --> 00:20:39.529 shit over it. They're very, they can be very 00:20:39.529 --> 00:20:42.009 egotistical, and that's hard for their little 00:20:42.009 --> 00:20:44.269 baby feelings. Yeah, the little feelings. Men 00:20:44.269 --> 00:20:45.930 are so emotional, you can't control their emotions, 00:20:46.089 --> 00:20:48.150 you know? So I think that was a good example 00:20:48.150 --> 00:20:49.869 of when they can. And they're just like, yeah, 00:20:49.950 --> 00:20:52.029 I'm here for my partner. I love that she's doing 00:20:52.029 --> 00:20:55.009 well. And Ben, like, quit his job for her. And 00:20:55.009 --> 00:20:57.990 went through a

depression for her. Yeah. Could 00:20:57.990 --> 00:21:01.049 a depressed person do this? I still say that 00:21:01.049 --> 00:21:05.369 a lot. I mean, he built a whole board game, which 00:21:05.369 --> 00:21:08.269 is wild. And, like, he supported her when she 00:21:08.269 --> 00:21:13.339 was, like, running for whatever. Yeah. And he 00:21:13.339 --> 00:21:16.059 just was really there for her, and I appreciate 00:21:16.059 --> 00:21:18.079 that. Yeah, I agree. I think that's a good pick. 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:22.160 I think that's a good pick. So my first one should 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:26.180 be no surprise to anyone. It's Luke and Lorelai 00:21:26.180 --> 00:21:30.200 from Gilmore Girls. They are my best. Listen, 00:21:30.380 --> 00:21:32.500 they had some dramatic times, and that's why 00:21:32.500 --> 00:21:34.920 I'm not going to shy away from some of the dramas. 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:39.039 You know, they wasted a lot of time. They got 00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:43.259 caught up in some... dumb shit you know throughout 00:21:43.259 --> 00:21:46.799 their journey but their love for each other was 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:51.319 always very real and and influenced how they 00:21:51.319 --> 00:21:53.660 treated each other like other than a few moments 00:21:53.660 --> 00:21:55.519 where they were fighting and they were like really 00:21:55.519 --> 00:21:58.779 in a bad spot he would always do anything for 00:21:58.779 --> 00:22:01.500 her and she would always show up for him the 00:22:01.500 --> 00:22:05.960 best way she knew how and i think that they really 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:09.119 had a deep bond even before they were a romantic 00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:12.349 couple and it You know, it contributed to the 00:22:12.349 --> 00:22:14.250 idea of like, will they, won't they? Which is 00:22:14.250 --> 00:22:16.470 always fun as a viewer. It's only fun for so 00:22:16.470 --> 00:22:18.269 long. Yeah, it's only fun for so long. So there 00:22:18.269 --> 00:22:19.809 were times where they definitely belabored it 00:22:19.809 --> 00:22:21.269 and they let stupid things get in their way. 00:22:21.529 --> 00:22:25.589 But I think the love that they had for each other 00:22:25.589 --> 00:22:29.930 never wavered through all of those times. And 00:22:29.930 --> 00:22:33.170 they found their way to each other. And there's 00:22:33.170 --> 00:22:36.589 just something so refreshing about people who 00:22:36.589 --> 00:22:38.880 don't try to change each other. You know what 00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:41.859 I mean? They're very different people, but they 00:22:41.859 --> 00:22:45.240 love each other for who they are. And I think 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:48.160 that that's, you know, can be a rarity for people 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:50.220 who don't try to change each other to fit into 00:22:50.220 --> 00:22:52.319 a certain box. They just didn't do that. And 00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:54.640 they were always each other's like number one 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:58.220 supporter. Yeah. Are we going to get to worse 00:22:58.220 --> 00:23:01.339 now? Yeah. Okay. Is yours Luke and Lorelei? No. 00:23:01.500 --> 00:23:04.119 Okay. I thought about it though. That's wrong. 00:23:04.940 --> 00:23:06.799 So go ahead, hit me with some negative news. 00:23:06.980 --> 00:23:09.240 And this is going to piss a lot of people off. 00:23:09.279 --> 00:23:11.980 Okay. Are you ready for it? I'm ready. Corey 00:23:11.980 --> 00:23:14.640 and Topanga. They're my number one as well. They 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:18.940 suck. I'm not going to say they suck. I'm going 00:23:18.940 --> 00:23:21.940 to say Corey sucks. Okay, cool. Just because 00:23:21.940 --> 00:23:25.019 there's another one. Actually, all three that 00:23:25.019 --> 00:23:27.759 I picked for worst are because of the man. Okay, 00:23:27.839 --> 00:23:30.950 I mean, you know. Patterns exist. I'll just say 00:23:30.950 --> 00:23:34.309 that. But go ahead. You go first. I'll jump in. 00:23:34.670 --> 00:23:38.190 Like, Topanga picked Corey instead of College. 00:23:38.730 --> 00:23:40.869 Which was stupid. Which was stupid, but that 00:23:40.869 --> 00:23:42.650 just goes to show how much she loved him, right? 00:23:42.869 --> 00:23:49.829 Yeah. Like, he cheated on her? And he was so 00:23:49.829 --> 00:23:52.670 selfish. Like, just him as a person? Selfish. 00:23:52.710 --> 00:23:54.309 Yeah, of course. He's like the worst. He's the 00:23:54.309 --> 00:23:56.009 worst person ever. He only cared about himself. 00:23:56.390 --> 00:23:58.150 Honestly, him and Sean should have been together. 00:23:58.669 --> 00:24:00.369 That would have been the better couple. You might 00:24:00.369 --> 00:24:04.230 be right. I think if it came out now, him and 00:24:04.230 --> 00:24:05.490 Sean would have been together. Probably, yeah. 00:24:05.490 --> 00:24:06.809 Topanga wouldn't have even been a thing. Topanga 00:24:06.809 --> 00:24:08.589 would have been a lesbian. Let's be honest. Maybe. 00:24:08.849 --> 00:24:10.990 Let's be honest here. Topanga should have been 00:24:10.990 --> 00:24:14.750 a lesbian or even bi. She was all about, you 00:24:14.750 --> 00:24:18.049 know. Girl power. Girl power. Love that. She 00:24:18.049 --> 00:24:19.950 was going to be the first female president. She 00:24:19.950 --> 00:24:23.130 had so much going for her because she was so 00:24:23.130 --> 00:24:26.789 smart. And Corey just let her quit everything 00:24:26.789 --> 00:24:30.220 for him. Okay. So, I completely agree. But I 00:24:30.220 --> 00:24:32.480 do think this is a they situation. Okay. Okay, 00:24:32.539 --> 00:24:34.619 I do think this is a they situation. You can't 00:24:34.619 --> 00:24:41.019 just be like, oh, well, he let her make all these 00:24:41.019 --> 00:24:45.180 bad choices. She made these bad choices, okay? 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.279 First of all, they were way too intense from 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:51.529 the jump. They were so intense. They were so 00:24:51.529

--> 00:24:54.509 unrealistic. They should have fucked earlier. 00:24:54.730 --> 00:24:56.569 They should have fucked before marriage. I'm 00:24:56.569 --> 00:24:59.069 saying it right now. Out of wedlock. Maybe they 00:24:59.069 --> 00:25:01.670 would have broken up like everyone does. My god. 00:25:02.630 --> 00:25:06.109 It was just too intense. It was too serious. 00:25:07.250 --> 00:25:09.849 They needed some perspective and they never got 00:25:09.849 --> 00:25:12.650 it. And for her to be so fucking smart. And look, 00:25:12.750 --> 00:25:15.990 we all made shitty decisions for men in high 00:25:15.990 --> 00:25:21.549 school, in our early 20s. But the fact that she 00:25:21.549 --> 00:25:27.029 never was like, I'm making a mistake. Never had 00:25:27.029 --> 00:25:29.589 that fucking moment. That says a lot about her. 00:25:29.750 --> 00:25:33.589 She loved him. That's stupid. I know. Like they 00:25:33.589 --> 00:25:35.710 were so, and they were so toxic and they were 00:25:35.710 --> 00:25:40.210 so intense. And like, I just, yeah, they're, 00:25:40.210 --> 00:25:44.150 they're really bad. Like, and the fact that they 00:25:44.150 --> 00:25:46.750 were the pinnacle of like Corey and Topanga. 00:25:47.340 --> 00:25:50.039 And set a whole generation up for, like, this 00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:52.579 is what it's supposed to look like when you find 00:25:52.579 --> 00:25:57.200 your soulmate when you're four. But he hated, 00:25:57.319 --> 00:25:59.740 he did not like her when they were younger. He 00:25:59.740 --> 00:26:01.819 thought she was weird. She was the weird girl. 00:26:01.980 --> 00:26:04.000 They had a continuity problem on Boy Meets World. 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:05.740 They totally did. There were things that they 00:26:05.740 --> 00:26:07.740 said that were, and that they weren't. But I'm 00:26:07.740 --> 00:26:10.000 always willing to forgive that a little bit because 00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:11.779 I just feel like these shows don't know how long 00:26:11.779 --> 00:26:13.599 they're going to go and don't know what direction 00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:17.000 they're going to go in. i i can understand some 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:20.700 of that more like but i just i just don't i think 00:26:20.700 --> 00:26:22.619 i started to hate them more like when they were 00:26:22.619 --> 00:26:23.940 in college and stuff because i was like this 00:26:23.940 --> 00:26:29.000 is so unrealistic and weird and when she wouldn't 00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:32.599 go to pittsburgh with her parents and what the 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:35.000 fuck like if you're really in love you guys should 00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:37.400 be able to come back together at another another 00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:42.319 time this is crazy i hated them but at the time 00:26:42.319 --> 00:26:44.299 i loved them Yeah. When I was growing up, I was 00:26:44.299 --> 00:26:46.480 like, Cory and Topanga. Sitting in a tree, K 00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:48.380 -I -S -S -I -N -G. Yeah, but now

I'm like, kick 00:26:48.380 --> 00:26:51.059 them out of the tree, dude. I can't. Yeah, their 00:26:51.059 --> 00:26:53.539 parents should have raised Cory better. Yeah. 00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:58.660 Yeah, they struggled. Eric, Cory. See, here's 00:26:58.660 --> 00:27:01.500 the thing. I hate it. And I know people say it 00:27:01.500 --> 00:27:03.980 because I get really pissed off about Eric. Do 00:27:03.980 --> 00:27:08.119 you? I do. Because they used him for comedy. 00:27:08.299 --> 00:27:10.730 Yeah. Because in the first few seasons, like, 00:27:10.769 --> 00:27:14.109 he was just, like, the, he was the smart. He 00:27:14.109 --> 00:27:16.250 wasn't ever smart. He wasn't smart, but he was, 00:27:16.309 --> 00:27:18.470 like, the cool, like, older brother, right? He 00:27:18.470 --> 00:27:20.970 was more measurably, like, funny, dumb, without 00:27:20.970 --> 00:27:22.509 it being excessive. But he wasn't, he wasn't 00:27:22.509 --> 00:27:25.890 an idiot. Yeah. But he was hilarious as an idiot. 00:27:25.970 --> 00:27:27.930 I'm not even gonna lie. He was hilarious as an 00:27:27.930 --> 00:27:30.509 idiot, but, like, it became too much of an idiot. 00:27:30.849 --> 00:27:34.529 It did. You can't go full -on idiot. You totally 00:27:34.529 --> 00:27:37.710 can. Um, no, it totally did go too far, but I'm 00:27:37.710 --> 00:27:40.670 okay with it. I think it was funny. Mi manifesto. 00:27:40.829 --> 00:27:44.630 I love that shit. I like idiot Eric. I think 00:27:44.630 --> 00:27:48.710 it's funny. I have a niche. I have a niche. A 00:27:48.710 --> 00:27:52.089 niche. Um, no, I think it's hilarious. I think 00:27:52.089 --> 00:27:54.230 it's funny. I think they could have done more 00:27:54.230 --> 00:27:56.849 with his character, but they didn't. So I, I'm 00:27:56.849 --> 00:28:00.509 like, I'm fine with what they did. Um, are there 00:28:00.509 --> 00:28:02.670 missed opportunities? Sure. But like, it was 00:28:02.670 --> 00:28:06.369 funny. Yeah, I do. I do, however, truly believe 00:28:06.369 --> 00:28:09.069 Sean and Corey would have made the better couple. 00:28:09.130 --> 00:28:13.490 And I think they, I think Sean wouldn't have 00:28:13.490 --> 00:28:16.730 let Corey steamroll over him. Like, he had a 00:28:16.730 --> 00:28:19.529 harder childhood. I think he really helped Corey 00:28:19.529 --> 00:28:23.210 not be so selfish. Can I, can I honestly, I'm 00:28:23.210 --> 00:28:24.670 going to use this as a jumping off point, if 00:28:24.670 --> 00:28:26.569 you don't mind. Yeah. To my next best. Yeah. 00:28:26.750 --> 00:28:29.460 Sean and Angela. yeah i think sean and angela 00:28:29.460 --> 00:28:31.660 were one of the best couples that we saw portrayed 00:28:31.660 --> 00:28:35.039 on television while we were growing up um and 00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:37.339 i know that some that might strike people as 00:28:37.339 --> 00:28:39.359 like well they weren't end game they didn't end 00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:41.660 up together it sucks i don't

think you have to 00:28:41.660 --> 00:28:44.039 yeah i don't think you always have to i think 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.640 they were a great couple they both were very 00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:49.859 well -rounded individuals um they loved each 00:28:49.859 --> 00:28:51.980 other but they still were their own people like 00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:54.259 there was a point where cory and topanga became 00:28:54.259 --> 00:28:57.539 like cory and topanga like i could not find where 00:28:57.539 --> 00:29:00.500 one ended and the other one began a human centipede 00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:02.579 situation absolutely and that's a horror even 00:29:02.579 --> 00:29:06.720 more disgusting i would say i feel like sean 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:08.539 and angel i always knew that angel was her own 00:29:08.539 --> 00:29:10.920 person i always knew who sean was like seemed 00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:13.519 to complement each other and not complete each 00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:16.480 other and i think real relationships that are 00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:21.019 positive and and meaningful you should not complete 00:29:21.019 --> 00:29:22.900 each other you should be a whole person if you 00:29:22.900 --> 00:29:25.740 say that your other person completes you I think 00:29:25.740 --> 00:29:28.940 that's an extremely flawed place to view it. 00:29:28.980 --> 00:29:30.599 I just do. I think that you should be a whole 00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:32.660 person and you should want them in your life. 00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:35.059 You should not need them. Yes. And that they 00:29:35.059 --> 00:29:36.940 had that for each other. So she could go off 00:29:36.940 --> 00:29:38.579 and do her own thing and he could go off and 00:29:38.579 --> 00:29:42.000 do his own thing. And I think when they came 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.220 back together, it was a lot more meaningful and 00:29:44.220 --> 00:29:47.559 they had both gained perspective that was very 00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:49.119 much at odds with what was happening as like 00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.990 the main protagonist of the show. Yeah, and I 00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:56.529 think it means a lot when people can recognize 00:29:56.529 --> 00:29:59.910 that when they're growing up, they can also grow 00:29:59.910 --> 00:30:02.670 apart. Yeah, but that can be okay. Yes. And the 00:30:02.670 --> 00:30:05.970 fact that when she was going to be with her dad 00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:08.970 in the finale and their relationship ended, the 00:30:08.970 --> 00:30:12.890 fact that he was mature enough and secure enough 00:30:12.890 --> 00:30:15.990 and loved her enough that was like, I need to 00:30:15.990 --> 00:30:18.710 let her do this and I need to not stand in her 00:30:18.710 --> 00:30:22.670 way and me loving her. is letting her go and 00:30:22.670 --> 00:30:25.009 letting her live her life. Which Corey couldn't 00:30:25.009 --> 00:30:28.509 do for Topanga! No, but Topanga also never had 00:30:28.509 --> 00:30:31.170 the fucking balls to say, I'm going and doing 00:30:31.170 --> 00:30:33.710 my own thing. She never did. Angela was like, 00:30:33.789 --> 00:30:37.730 I need to do this for me. And I hope that you 00:30:37.730 --> 00:30:41.130 can respect it. Topanga never fucking got there 00:30:41.130 --> 00:30:43.509 and had many opportunities to do so. Angela did. 00:30:43.690 --> 00:30:45.849 And the fact that Sean could do that and was 00:30:45.849 --> 00:30:48.109 accepting that maybe this is over, but I love 00:30:48.109 --> 00:30:52.019 her. And I love that she can live her next her 00:30:52.019 --> 00:30:53.920 next phase of life and i'm gonna try to do the 00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:59.480 same 10 out of 10 quality dude quality person 00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.059 quality and i think that even though they weren't 00:31:02.059 --> 00:31:03.920 end game and they ended up in different spots 00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.599 they were one of the best relationships we saw 00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:09.500 and i think if if you have been thinking oh i 00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:11.619 should be i want us to be cory and topanga no 00:31:11.619 --> 00:31:14.119 no you should want to be like sean and angela 00:31:14.119 --> 00:31:17.809 if they make it to end game do it for them Yeah. 00:31:17.930 --> 00:31:20.630 That's my best. I agree. And I know you said 00:31:20.630 --> 00:31:23.329 that if you complete each other, that's, like, 00:31:23.369 --> 00:31:28.130 toxic, you know. However, what Corey and Topanga 00:31:28.130 --> 00:31:34.150 tried to do was done properly in How I Met Your 00:31:34.150 --> 00:31:38.130 Mother, Marshall and Lily. Okay. I'm down. I'm 00:31:38.130 --> 00:31:42.069 down. Because Marshall and Lily, they built each 00:31:42.069 --> 00:31:45.230 other up. Absolutely. And I like that. And they... 00:31:46.089 --> 00:31:47.630 They had their arguments. They did their things. 00:31:47.930 --> 00:31:50.470 But ultimately they were together. I believe 00:31:50.470 --> 00:31:52.390 they probably in college were more of a Corey 00:31:52.390 --> 00:31:54.789 and Topanga situation. But then that's not sustainable. 00:31:55.009 --> 00:31:58.369 And they showed how that's not sustainable. And 00:31:58.369 --> 00:32:00.390 Lily had her moment. And Marshall, even though 00:32:00.390 --> 00:32:02.630 he was like sad and the grieving one, he had 00:32:02.630 --> 00:32:05.410 his moment too. They had to find themselves as 00:32:05.410 --> 00:32:07.589 individuals. And then they came back together. 00:32:07.970 --> 00:32:10.490 And I think that's a more realistic. So I'm totally 00:32:10.490 --> 00:32:12.309 with you. I think they're great. I think they're 00:32:12.309 --> 00:32:15.319 one of the best. I love them. I really do. Now, 00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:16.759 the end of How I Met Your Mother pissed me the 00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:19.839 fuck off! Well, that last season sucked, should 00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:21.980 never have happened, I hate you! If you wanna, 00:32:22.099 --> 00:32:24.160 if

you want, I mean, I could, I could use this 00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.799 as my, my lead into my next bad one. Okay. Because 00:32:27.799 --> 00:32:30.539 it's sort of a, a triangle situation. Mm -hmm. 00:32:31.380 --> 00:32:34.579 The entire scenario, so it's not a couple, of, 00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:40.480 like, Ted, Barney, Robin, that whole thing is 00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:44.440 so fucked up. is so fucked up yes i genuinely 00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:48.299 believe that barney and robin should have been 00:32:48.299 --> 00:32:51.700 ed game and could have if the writers didn't 00:32:51.700 --> 00:32:55.240 make them fat and like they they had to bring 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:57.460 some type of negativity into their relationship 00:32:57.460 --> 00:32:59.599 for it to not make sense and i think that's what 00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:01.380 i'm getting at here and why i couldn't just say 00:33:01.380 --> 00:33:03.859 oh it's like ted and robin are the worst couple 00:33:03.859 --> 00:33:07.440 because because they're not and and Robin and 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:09.240 Barney aren't the worst couple. No. Because they're 00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.200 not. I think they could have worked out well. 00:33:11.299 --> 00:33:14.460 The circumstances that happened between all three 00:33:14.460 --> 00:33:18.079 of them created a problem that I think made them 00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:21.380 have a lot of being the absolute fucking worst. 00:33:21.460 --> 00:33:23.759 So, like, the thing with Robin and Barney, I 00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:27.279 think what killed them is, yeah, that first round 00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:29.440 of being in a relationship, sure. That was, I 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:30.980 don't think it had to end that way either. I 00:33:30.980 --> 00:33:32.220 think they could have gone on the whole time. 00:33:32.299 --> 00:33:34.710 But even, let's say they did. When they came 00:33:34.710 --> 00:33:38.950 back together to get married, they did the thing 00:33:38.950 --> 00:33:40.730 where they were trying to be something that they 00:33:40.730 --> 00:33:44.849 weren't. Like, why are they suddenly being the 00:33:44.849 --> 00:33:46.890 most traditional people in the world? Why is 00:33:46.890 --> 00:33:48.549 that happening all of a sudden? What brought 00:33:48.549 --> 00:33:50.450 them together and what made them a really good 00:33:50.450 --> 00:33:53.049 couple and possibly could have been a best couple 00:33:53.049 --> 00:33:58.130 was that they were not, you know, super cookie 00:33:58.130 --> 00:34:00.809 cutter people. And they embraced that in one 00:34:00.809 --> 00:34:02.569 another and they brought out the best in one 00:34:02.569 --> 00:34:06.799 another. And they just completely abandoned that 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:10.440 for traditional, for a traditional path. And 00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:13.900 that killed them. Yeah. I think. So that makes 00:34:13.900 --> 00:34:15.900 them like right up there with the worst. And 00:34:15.900 --> 00:34:19.059 as far as Robin and, first of all, everybody 00:34:19.059 --> 00:34:21.760 staying friends like that, so fucking weird and 00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.739 toxic. You can't do that. You cannot do that 00:34:23.739 --> 00:34:25.579 if you all still have feelings for each other. 00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:29.360 And like, you can't. I just, I think it's, I 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:30.559 think it's toxic. I think it's weird. I think 00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:34.239 it's juvenile. And. it's in that kind of situation 00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.420 I don't think to be front I mean I'm not friends 00:34:36.420 --> 00:34:37.940 with exes I think it's fucking ridiculous that 00:34:37.940 --> 00:34:41.579 you do that but the way they did it so codependent 00:34:41.579 --> 00:34:45.559 on one another all the time that's crazy and 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:49.980 clearly it made everybody not work and like Ted 00:34:49.980 --> 00:34:54.719 and Robin they were the worst couple for a long 00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:56.860 time because they both knew that they wanted 00:34:56.860 --> 00:35:00.820 different things and they like refused to accept 00:35:00.820 --> 00:35:03.650 it But I think it's, and I've said this before, 00:35:03.750 --> 00:35:04.730 I feel like when we talk. Ted was holding her 00:35:04.730 --> 00:35:06.750 back. He was holding her back. Because he had 00:35:06.750 --> 00:35:07.949 the expectation. And trying to make her something 00:35:07.949 --> 00:35:11.630 she wasn't. Yes. And she was not trying to be 00:35:11.630 --> 00:35:13.250 something she wasn't, but she was also, like, 00:35:13.250 --> 00:35:15.389 completely denying reality about, like, this 00:35:15.389 --> 00:35:17.409 doesn't work. I think it's admirable that they 00:35:17.409 --> 00:35:19.429 both had, like, love for each other and that 00:35:19.429 --> 00:35:22.349 later on in life they could come back together. 00:35:22.550 --> 00:35:24.289 They shouldn't have. I mean, I agree. I don't 00:35:24.289 --> 00:35:25.590 like how it ended, but I'm saying, like, there's 00:35:25.590 --> 00:35:28.389 a part of that that is a nice idea, that they 00:35:28.389 --> 00:35:30.530 loved each other. they couldn't make it work 00:35:30.530 --> 00:35:32.130 during times because they wanted different things 00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:34.329 and then later in life it can work but because 00:35:34.329 --> 00:35:38.269 of all the before it's just a bad journey i don't 00:35:38.269 --> 00:35:40.889 like it and i think that her being with his best 00:35:40.889 --> 00:35:44.690 friend and them as best friends doing this like 00:35:44.690 --> 00:35:47.329 it's fine but it's not and it was just such a 00:35:47.329 --> 00:35:50.309 up situation so that entire collective is on 00:35:50.309 --> 00:35:53.650 my worst yeah I hate the ending, too. Just like, 00:35:53.670 --> 00:35:55.349 you're telling me you told your kids how you 00:35:55.349 --> 00:35:57.650 met their mom, their parents. But this is really

00:35:57.650 --> 00:36:00.429 like, I want to fuck Aunt Robin. Yeah! And that's 00:36:00.429 --> 00:36:02.050 what I don't like. That's what I mean. The presentation 00:36:02.050 --> 00:36:04.949 of all of it doesn't work. You're telling this 00:36:04.949 --> 00:36:09.929 story, this whole eight -season story, on this 00:36:09.929 --> 00:36:13.780 couch, just to say that... give us give permission 00:36:13.780 --> 00:36:15.920 to be with aunt robin and i think the thing that 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:18.239 bugs me the most is that the the last season 00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:19.840 was all about the wedding and then it's like 00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:21.679 actually in the last 20 minutes of the entire 00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:24.519 show forget everything you just saw yeah doesn't 00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:26.860 matter i hate that i think if they would have 00:36:26.860 --> 00:36:29.000 found a different way to even end barney and 00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:30.659 robin and not make them end game i wouldn't have 00:36:30.659 --> 00:36:32.619 liked it but it would have made more sense and 00:36:32.619 --> 00:36:35.360 it could have led to the whole ted and robin 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:36.820 getting together and i wouldn't have hated it 00:36:36.820 --> 00:36:39.260 as much as i do Because really, I don't hate 00:36:39.260 --> 00:36:41.320 that. I think that the way they did it was terrible. 00:36:41.460 --> 00:36:44.820 Yeah. And their entire fucked up dynamic is just 00:36:44.820 --> 00:36:48.840 like one of the worst romantic situations, couples, 00:36:49.139 --> 00:36:53.079 coupling that I've seen. So yeah, they were my 00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:55.940 worst for sure. But I couldn't pick like Ted 00:36:55.940 --> 00:36:58.099 and Robin, Barney and Robin. It was the whole 00:36:58.099 --> 00:37:04.820 thing. Yeah. Thanks for listening to 30 Dirty 00:37:04.820 --> 00:37:07.199 and Dying, the show for millennials by millennials. 00:37:07.539 --> 00:37:10.320 We get real about chronic illness, burnout, nostalgia, 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:13.760 and why we aren't exactly thriving. If that sounds 00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:16.079 like you, join us every Thursday for new episodes. 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:19.480 Now, back to the show. Again, people are going 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:21.599 to hate me for this. I'm ready. Derek Shepard 00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:23.380 and Meredith Grey. Okay. You're going to have 00:37:23.380 --> 00:37:25.739 to lead the charge through this because you know 00:37:25.739 --> 00:37:27.980 I've not really watched Grey's Anatomy. They 00:37:27.980 --> 00:37:30.780 are the pinnacle relationship, right? That's 00:37:30.780 --> 00:37:36.610 what it is. Pick me. choose me love me and i 00:37:36.610 --> 00:37:39.010 was all for it for a long time right yeah but 00:37:39.010 --> 00:37:43.610 he is a narcissistic asshole and i was so glad 00:37:43.610 --> 00:37:46.909 when he died wow i'm glad that truck hit him 00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:50.349 i'm glad that

he went to the shitty little hospital 00:37:50.349 --> 00:37:53.170 that didn't know what to do with brains and i'm 00:37:53.170 --> 00:37:57.670 glad he died okay because he is the type of man 00:37:57.670 --> 00:38:00.360 that needed to be more successful yeah he is 00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:04.000 the type of man who tried to bring meredith down 00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:07.320 to bring himself to bring himself up he was the 00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:10.579 best neurosurgeon right and that's what's that's 00:38:10.579 --> 00:38:12.300 what's so funny about his death is because he 00:38:12.300 --> 00:38:14.599 needed a neurosurgeon and he didn't have one 00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:17.300 because he went to some bumfuck nowhere hospital 00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:21.519 that couldn't do it yeah haha jokes on you yeah 00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.380 and then there's meredith who's successful at 00:38:24.380 --> 00:38:26.079 pretty much anything she does because that's 00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:28.949 what her mom made her be yeah right Mommy issues. 00:38:29.230 --> 00:38:31.929 We all have them. Hey, yeah. Well, you have daddy 00:38:31.929 --> 00:38:33.849 issues. I have mommy issues, too. They're just, 00:38:33.889 --> 00:38:35.329 my mom and I have gotten through some things, 00:38:35.369 --> 00:38:38.409 and we're good now. Yeah. But, yeah. Mommy issues. 00:38:38.409 --> 00:38:39.869 You have daddy issues, too. Don't even front. 00:38:40.889 --> 00:38:43.349 Not like yours, though. No, mine are more severe. 00:38:43.630 --> 00:38:46.230 Yeah. Your daddy issues are equivalent to, like, 00:38:46.250 --> 00:38:48.070 my mommy issues. Yeah. Except for your dad's 00:38:48.070 --> 00:38:54.119 a lot. Yeah. Anyways, so, she, she. would have 00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:56.719 naturally become more successful yeah and he 00:38:56.719 --> 00:39:01.099 didn't want that and one of their like bigger 00:39:01.099 --> 00:39:03.579 fights that they had like he had the opportunity 00:39:03.579 --> 00:39:07.920 to work in dc for the president and they have 00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:11.760 kids right yeah they she and she had opportunities 00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:17.760 at gray slow memorial and but he wanted her to 00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:20.280 choose him and his success instead of her own 00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:24.469 and she didn't and so he cheated on her like 00:39:24.469 --> 00:39:26.769 he he lived in dc he came home once in a while 00:39:26.769 --> 00:39:30.150 um she was successful doing her own thing because 00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:32.230 she's a strong independent who an independent 00:39:32.230 --> 00:39:36.170 woman who ain't doesn't need no man yeah and 00:39:36.170 --> 00:39:38.730 he cheated on her because he's just a little 00:39:38.730 --> 00:39:43.630 bitch um and then right before he chose to like 00:39:43.630 --> 00:39:45.789 come back i think they had a conversation and 00:39:45.789 --> 00:39:47.510 she was like you need you know get your shit 00:39:47.510 --> 00:39:50.130 together whatever like this is not sustainable 00:39:50.130 --> 00:39:51.809 whatever i don't even remember i'm gonna be honest 00:39:52.659 --> 00:39:54.800 But I think he was, like, getting ready. Like, 00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.480 they made up. It was okay. He was gonna go home. 00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:01.619 He was gonna stay home. Bam. Truck hit. Good. 00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:05.340 Fuck him. Yeah. From what I know about them, 00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:08.599 you know, red flag immediately that they began 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:11.260 while he was already married to someone. Yes. 00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:14.559 That's not good. I mean, she cheated on him with 00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:16.099 his best friend. I don't know about all that. 00:40:16.179 --> 00:40:19.019 I'm just saying, like, the beginning, not a promising 00:40:19.019 --> 00:40:21.760 start. No. Well, it was just a one -night stand. 00:40:22.630 --> 00:40:25.349 Still. Like, she went to the bar, brought back 00:40:25.349 --> 00:40:27.909 a guy. It was, like, right before her residency 00:40:27.909 --> 00:40:29.590 began. I'm not talking about her. I'm talking 00:40:29.590 --> 00:40:32.369 about him. Oh, yeah. Like, him as a person. Like, 00:40:32.429 --> 00:40:36.809 wild move. Yeah. You know, that's a bad thing 00:40:36.809 --> 00:40:39.809 to do. So, automatically a red flag. But then 00:40:39.809 --> 00:40:41.570 just from what you're telling me, it's just another 00:40:41.570 --> 00:40:44.949 example of, like, an insecure man who thinks. 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:48.139 Who genuinely, I think, believes that women are 00:40:48.139 --> 00:40:50.639 less than. Yes. And that you are not supposed 00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:53.599 to be a partner. You are supposed to be like 00:40:53.599 --> 00:40:56.300 a supporter for him and only him and that you 00:40:56.300 --> 00:41:00.300 don't matter as a person. So they resent you 00:41:00.300 --> 00:41:04.159 and you are successful. And they not just resent 00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:08.199 you, but will actively sabotage you in your personal 00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:10.500 life and potentially in your professional life. 00:41:10.820 --> 00:41:14.829 And usually it's a sort of... you know back and 00:41:14.829 --> 00:41:17.929 forth situation one affects the other and i've 00:41:17.929 --> 00:41:20.170 known a lot of men like this in my day and uh 00:41:20.170 --> 00:41:22.429 he sounds like a fuck so i'm with you before 00:41:22.429 --> 00:41:24.530 they like officially like got together because 00:41:24.530 --> 00:41:26.250 they were you know will they won't they type 00:41:26.250 --> 00:41:28.289 of situation he's with someone she's with someone 00:41:28.289 --> 00:41:31.889 whatever um at one point he ended up calling 00:41:31.889 --> 00:41:34.449 her a whore because she was sleeping with like 00:41:34.449 --> 00:41:37.710 other guys and she was just like don't you for 00:41:37.710 --> 00:41:42.409 a second belittle me in a way that makes

you 00:41:42.409 --> 00:41:46.219 feel better But also to say that the way that 00:41:46.219 --> 00:41:48.659 I had to fix myself when you broke me. Yeah. 00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:51.219 Like, you can't do that. Yeah. And I loved what 00:41:51.219 --> 00:41:52.960 she said up to him. Well, and it's such a, I 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:57.420 mean, I don't know, dude. If your argument to 00:41:57.420 --> 00:42:02.039 your woman is whore, slut, unless you walked 00:42:02.039 --> 00:42:03.880 in, everything's fine, and she's banging your 00:42:03.880 --> 00:42:06.280 dad or something. Like, I don't know. It's just 00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:08.780 such a, like. Like, if you're broken up. It's 00:42:08.780 --> 00:42:12.710 such a misogynistic insult. Yeah. You know? That 00:42:12.710 --> 00:42:15.530 I'm like, if a man says it to a woman, I'm immediately 00:42:15.530 --> 00:42:18.010 like, yo, hold the fucking phone. What are you 00:42:18.010 --> 00:42:19.789 doing? Like, you're saying they're broken up 00:42:19.789 --> 00:42:22.909 and he's just calling her that? Because she slept 00:42:22.909 --> 00:42:26.329 with other men? Yeah. After him? When he's been 00:42:26.329 --> 00:42:28.250 cheating on everyone the whole time? Yeah, you're 00:42:28.250 --> 00:42:31.989 a slut. Yeah, he is! Ignorant slut. Yes. Fuck 00:42:31.989 --> 00:42:33.530 you. Absolutely. No, I'm right there with you. 00:42:33.670 --> 00:42:37.349 So then, we each have one good, one bad. Okay. 00:42:37.409 --> 00:42:38.630 We take the good, we take the bad, we take them 00:42:38.630 --> 00:42:40.230 both, and there you have it. Alright, my last 00:42:40.230 --> 00:42:44.750 good is... Aunt Viv and Uncle Phil from Fresh 00:42:44.750 --> 00:42:47.329 Prince of Bel -Air. I think they were a great 00:42:47.329 --> 00:42:50.090 example of like a really functional marriage 00:42:50.090 --> 00:42:53.190 and like raising kids. And again, it's a situation 00:42:53.190 --> 00:42:56.250 where they were both very successful. They were 00:42:56.250 --> 00:42:59.849 both individuals. They came from different backgrounds, 00:42:59.969 --> 00:43:02.550 but they could really see each other for who 00:43:02.550 --> 00:43:04.250 they truly were and they could grow together. 00:43:04.389 --> 00:43:06.469 I mean, from coming from very humble beginnings, 00:43:06.630 --> 00:43:09.750 both of them to being so successful and that 00:43:09.750 --> 00:43:13.599 not. breaking them and one not like feeling like 00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:16.139 they need to tear the other one down and to get 00:43:16.139 --> 00:43:18.739 through all the trials of like raising kids you 00:43:18.739 --> 00:43:21.440 know relatives raising a nephew i really think 00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:23.260 that they were a great couple and they never 00:43:23.260 --> 00:43:26.139 they always seemed like they were down for each 00:43:26.139 --> 00:43:27.860 other and that they fucking loved each other 00:43:27.860 --> 00:43:31.300 like throughout the whole

thing like they seemed 00:43:31.300 --> 00:43:33.280 like they would always be like they were always 00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:35.920 flirty and they were always like really in love 00:43:36.699 --> 00:43:38.719 But they could also disagree. Yeah. And it was 00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:40.860 cool and it was fine and they could still be 00:43:40.860 --> 00:43:42.980 very respectful of each other even when they 00:43:42.980 --> 00:43:44.699 were having some knockdown drag outs, you know. 00:43:45.219 --> 00:43:47.019 And I don't know. I think that that was really 00:43:47.019 --> 00:43:48.760 great. I liked them. I feel like they were one 00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:53.820 of, like, the family unit depictions that I remember 00:43:53.820 --> 00:43:56.480 just not having any real qualms with at all. 00:43:56.579 --> 00:43:58.420 Like, being like, this is great. I love them. 00:43:59.420 --> 00:44:02.159 Yeah. And I think there's one episode that I 00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:04.730 really remember that... He was supportive of 00:44:04.730 --> 00:44:06.590 her going back to dance. Yeah. Do you remember 00:44:06.590 --> 00:44:08.829 that episode? Yeah. I really liked that. Yeah. 00:44:08.829 --> 00:44:11.429 He was like, you were, and she was feeling weird 00:44:11.429 --> 00:44:14.130 about being as old as she was. And he was like, 00:44:14.230 --> 00:44:16.349 you're so beautiful. I think you're amazing. 00:44:16.429 --> 00:44:18.190 You do whatever you got to do. Yeah. You can 00:44:18.190 --> 00:44:20.889 do whatever you want. Don't let this fool you. 00:44:20.889 --> 00:44:22.670 You know, like. And I think their relationship 00:44:22.670 --> 00:44:24.869 too is hard. Cause like, think about, so like 00:44:24.869 --> 00:44:27.090 the nineties. Yeah. But they're all, they're 00:44:27.090 --> 00:44:31.570 extremely successful black. Yeah. And I think 00:44:31.570 --> 00:44:33.789 in that time period, they really had to hold 00:44:33.789 --> 00:44:36.030 each other up and be like this secure foundation. 00:44:36.170 --> 00:44:38.289 Yeah. Yeah. Or that you're, you're told that 00:44:38.289 --> 00:44:40.170 it's not, you don't see it much. So they really 00:44:40.170 --> 00:44:43.190 had to carve their own way and they were always 00:44:43.190 --> 00:44:46.650 a united front. And I think that, you know, they 00:44:46.650 --> 00:44:49.630 really were very cognizant of the world around 00:44:49.630 --> 00:44:52.489 them and the kind of example they were setting 00:44:52.489 --> 00:44:55.710 for their children. And I think that that mattered, 00:44:55.710 --> 00:44:57.769 you know, like the intersectionality of that 00:44:57.769 --> 00:45:01.019 really does matter. I just, I love them. I think 00:45:01.019 --> 00:45:02.960 that they're great. I love how supportive they 00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.719 were of each other. And, but honestly, let's 00:45:05.719 --> 00:45:09.139 be real, original Aunt Viv, she kept it going 00:45:09.139 --> 00:45:11.380 fine. But, like, when I

think of it, I'm thinking 00:45:11.380 --> 00:45:17.280 of them. Yeah. So. So my last best is Fran and 00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:20.280 Mr. Sheffield. Okay. From The Nanny. Okay. I 00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.920 loved them. Yeah. Because that was another, well, 00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:26.369 they won't they, right? But, like. It was never, 00:45:26.429 --> 00:45:29.969 he never looked down on her. No. He always like, 00:45:30.010 --> 00:45:32.949 she was like this, this wild card. Right. And 00:45:32.949 --> 00:45:34.789 she like, didn't really have her shit together 00:45:34.789 --> 00:45:38.630 at all. No. And he never, he never thought of 00:45:38.630 --> 00:45:43.050 her as less than. Right. And I think that really 00:45:43.050 --> 00:45:47.489 paved the way on how it worked. I agree. I think 00:45:47.489 --> 00:45:50.920 that it's almost a little like. luke and laurel 00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.820 i coded and like he's a very like buttoned up 00:45:53.820 --> 00:45:55.980 dude he has he comes from a certain background 00:45:55.980 --> 00:46:02.559 he has a lot of um uh like inhibitions and and 00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:05.119 she doesn't she's she's a free spirit she is 00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.920 a free and he mr sheffield and he loved it like 00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:11.199 you can tell he loved it from the jump he was 00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:15.000 like i love this and he embraced it even when 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:18.739 it was challenging for him and and they look 00:46:19.179 --> 00:46:21.539 Good together. Yes. There's just something about 00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:23.800 them that's great. I love that. Yeah, that's 00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:25.300 a great one. I would not have, like, thought 00:46:25.300 --> 00:46:27.239 of them immediately, but you're right. I love 00:46:27.239 --> 00:46:30.280 The Nanny. Yeah. It's such a good show. It is. 00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:32.340 I haven't watched it in a minute, though. I used 00:46:32.340 --> 00:46:34.500 to watch it a lot. I watched it a lot, like, 00:46:34.539 --> 00:46:36.900 when it was on TV, you know, like, after school 00:46:36.900 --> 00:46:39.719 and stuff. But I haven't watched it in a while. 00:46:39.940 --> 00:46:43.000 I will. I should. You should. Yeah. I should. 00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.980 I will. It's happening. I've decided. But I just, 00:46:46.059 --> 00:46:49.920 like, and how, like... accepting like the kids 00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:53.519 were and like it wasn't they like they were like 00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:57.059 finally yeah it was never a like oh i can't believe 00:46:57.059 --> 00:46:59.460 you're choosing the nanny it was never like it 00:46:59.460 --> 00:47:02.000 was always positive and you know it never felt 00:47:02.000 --> 00:47:03.920 like even now like looking i'm trying to look 00:47:03.920 --> 00:47:05.800 back on it as critically as i can from like my 00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:10.780 memory it never felt like You know, like the 00:47:10.780 --> 00:47:13.760 boss fucking the nanny. That can be real weird 00:47:13.760 --> 00:47:16.739 and icky. And he was always respectful. Yeah. 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:18.420 Like there's a hundred domestic thrillers about 00:47:18.420 --> 00:47:21.159 that. Right. But this is not that like he was. 00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:23.480 You're right. He respected her. They seemed like. 00:47:23.500 --> 00:47:25.280 And I think that will they won't they is because 00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:27.639 of his respect for her. And he didn't want to 00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.039 do that. Yeah. Their relationship evolved beyond 00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:33.960 that in a really good like timing that made it 00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:37.389 not feel like. yeah you know the dude's fucking 00:47:37.389 --> 00:47:41.650 the nanny big shock you know so yeah no i love 00:47:41.650 --> 00:47:44.030 that that's a great pick that's a great pick 00:47:44.030 --> 00:47:47.570 um my i have a really quick honorable mention 00:47:47.570 --> 00:47:49.369 i want to throw in really quick for good yeah 00:47:49.369 --> 00:47:52.250 okay um it's an honorable mention because in 00:47:52.250 --> 00:47:55.570 our timeline they were in movies but they've 00:47:55.570 --> 00:47:59.030 been in shows before Morticia and Gomez Adams. 00:47:59.349 --> 00:48:01.469 The best. The best. That's what you should aspire 00:48:01.469 --> 00:48:03.449 to be, ladies, gents, and non -binary friends. 00:48:03.590 --> 00:48:06.449 Yes. They were so fucking in love. He was so 00:48:06.449 --> 00:48:11.650 down for his woman. Like, I love them. There's 00:48:11.650 --> 00:48:14.019 the saying that... when relationships really 00:48:14.019 --> 00:48:16.179 work it's because the man loves the woman more 00:48:16.179 --> 00:48:19.659 yeah and that was them yeah but i never felt 00:48:19.659 --> 00:48:21.460 like she didn't love no she did love him she 00:48:21.460 --> 00:48:23.320 was down for him and just as much but like there 00:48:23.320 --> 00:48:25.599 was just that little bit of level above yeah 00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:28.219 and he would he would do anything i feel like 00:48:28.219 --> 00:48:30.300 they loved each other the same but he like worshipped 00:48:30.300 --> 00:48:34.809 her yes and she loved him and she was like down 00:48:34.809 --> 00:48:37.730 to be worshipped without it getting weird weird 00:48:37.730 --> 00:48:40.809 yeah and just the romance keeping the romance 00:48:40.809 --> 00:48:44.429 alive really showing your kids how to love yeah 00:48:44.429 --> 00:48:47.289 and let's how a man should treat a woman let's 00:48:47.289 --> 00:48:50.110 let each other's freak flags fly dude you like 00:48:50.110 --> 00:48:52.190 but there i mean there was also the the tv it's 00:48:52.190 --> 00:48:54.170 adam's family was a tv show first and that's 00:48:54.170 --> 00:48:55.869 why i was like honorable mention because they 00:48:55.869 --> 00:48:57.849 were a tv show like back in the day they were 00:48:57.849 --> 00:49:01.110 a

tv show with wednesday now yeah i'm picturing 00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:05.440 the 90s with um angelica houston as morticia 00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:08.280 like that's what i'm picturing but the vibes 00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:11.659 stand the test of time i also like that it's 00:49:11.659 --> 00:49:14.940 always been like a conventionally unattractive 00:49:14.940 --> 00:49:18.579 man with like this hot woman yeah yeah definitely 00:49:18.579 --> 00:49:21.199 like he again i wouldn't say he's unattractive 00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:24.000 necessarily but like conventional like he's shorter 00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:27.260 he's like a short king yeah comparatively Yeah, 00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:29.320 he's not everybody's cup of tea. Yeah. I will 00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:32.320 say, 90s Gomez, Raul, whatever the actor's name 00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:35.539 is, rest in peace. Definitely my cup of tea. 00:49:35.940 --> 00:49:38.760 And honestly, all of them. But like in the cartoons, 00:49:39.320 --> 00:49:41.980 like it was a little less attractive. Yeah. A 00:49:41.980 --> 00:49:45.219 little more short, stubby. I can get down with 00:49:45.219 --> 00:49:47.920 all of them. I'm short and stubby too, you know. 00:49:48.360 --> 00:49:50.519 But yeah, no, I just think that they're great. 00:49:50.619 --> 00:49:52.440 I had to shout them out even though they didn't 00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:56.079 quite fit our criteria. Yeah. So then worst. 00:49:56.760 --> 00:49:59.059 You should know what mine is. I've had these 00:49:59.059 --> 00:50:00.980 conversations. Okay. I'm going to do mine really 00:50:00.980 --> 00:50:02.619 quick. Okay. Because it's, I don't have a lot 00:50:02.619 --> 00:50:05.659 to back this up. Okay. I just, Sabrina the Teenage 00:50:05.659 --> 00:50:09.159 Witch and Harvey. Yeah. I just think he was a 00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:11.699 dumbass. I don't understand. Now we're talking. 00:50:11.960 --> 00:50:15.000 I'm talking Melissa Joan Hart. Yes. I'm not talking 00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:16.739 about the Chilling Adventure. I don't know that. 00:50:16.860 --> 00:50:20.019 Or the cartoon. Not really. No. Like, I'm talking 00:50:20.019 --> 00:50:22.559 Melissa Joan Hart, Sabrina the Teenage Witch. 00:50:22.619 --> 00:50:25.530 That's the one I'm referring to. I just think 00:50:25.530 --> 00:50:28.110 Harvey was stupid. Yeah. It was just like, I 00:50:28.110 --> 00:50:30.630 just, I never, I never got their chemistry. I 00:50:30.630 --> 00:50:32.550 didn't understand. It never fit. She was too 00:50:32.550 --> 00:50:35.769 good for him. She was too smart for him. You 00:50:35.769 --> 00:50:38.329 know, he just was like an idiot. I couldn't ever 00:50:38.329 --> 00:50:40.789 get behind them. And the fact that in the show, 00:50:40.869 --> 00:50:43.769 that version of the show, their romance was a 00:50:43.769 --> 00:50:46.590 really big part of a lot of it. I just could 00:50:46.590 --> 00:50:48.329 never vibe with that. That was the one thing 00:50:48.329 --> 00:50:51.269 that made me not like Sabrina the Teenage Witch 00:50:51.269 --> 00:50:53.199 show as much as I could have. Because I could 00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:55.940 not understand what we were doing with Harvey. 00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:59.280 So it's low -hanging fruit. I don't have much 00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:01.320 to say about it, but it's a visceral thing. Yeah, 00:51:01.340 --> 00:51:03.599 I think it's just because the actors also didn't 00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.059 have great chemistry. Yeah, it didn't work for 00:51:06.059 --> 00:51:07.820 me. And the fact that it was getting set up so 00:51:07.820 --> 00:51:10.139 much to be like... This big thing. And it just 00:51:10.139 --> 00:51:12.079 wasn't. And I'm like, this is disappointing. 00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:14.559 Yeah, I was re -watching it not that long ago, 00:51:14.579 --> 00:51:17.239 and I'm like, it's super cringe. I never liked 00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:20.119 them. And I just think it's not good. No. So 00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:22.960 I'm not as passionate about this one. And it's 00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:26.760 not to anything about them personally. No. It 00:51:26.760 --> 00:51:29.239 just didn't feel right. No, I mean, he's an idiot. 00:51:29.300 --> 00:51:31.179 They were good to each other. There wasn't anything 00:51:31.179 --> 00:51:33.079 necessarily wrong. It just didn't make sense. 00:51:33.219 --> 00:51:34.619 It just felt like a relationship that didn't 00:51:34.619 --> 00:51:37.179 need to be happening. I could have enjoyed that 00:51:37.179 --> 00:51:39.860 show even more without her having a love interest 00:51:39.860 --> 00:51:42.380 at all. Well, it was technically a comic. That's 00:51:42.380 --> 00:51:44.179 where it came from. I understand, but just the 00:51:44.179 --> 00:51:46.820 show. I mean, they do adaptations all the time. 00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:50.340 I just feel like it didn't work and I was not 00:51:50.340 --> 00:51:52.139 down for it. So when I was thinking like, man, 00:51:52.219 --> 00:51:54.139 what are some of the worst? That was one of the 00:51:54.139 --> 00:51:56.380 worst because it contributed nothing and honestly 00:51:56.380 --> 00:51:58.420 got to the point where it took things away for 00:51:58.420 --> 00:52:01.380 me. That's my last one. So since you're last 00:52:01.380 --> 00:52:02.840 one, I'm going to let you, I'm going to let you 00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:05.420 rock. What's your guess? I'm assuming it's something 00:52:05.420 --> 00:52:07.380 in Gilmore Girls or it's Ross and Rachel. It's 00:52:07.380 --> 00:52:09.239 Ross and Rachel. Go off. I almost put them on 00:52:09.239 --> 00:52:11.500 my worst two. So we're right there. I like that 00:52:11.500 --> 00:52:13.820 they ended up together, but I don't, I fully 00:52:13.820 --> 00:52:15.559 recognize that they're a trash relationship. 00:52:15.619 --> 00:52:22.139 So go off. Ross is a fuck. I know. Ross is worse 00:52:22.139 --> 00:52:26.000 than Corey. in cory and topanga but he is

so 00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:28.119 selfish the fact that he's a grown man makes 00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:33.239 it worse yeah he's a grown man he actively makes 00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:37.699 fun of her yeah he actively puts her down yeah 00:52:37.699 --> 00:52:41.460 you're right he actively dismisses her feelings 00:52:41.460 --> 00:52:45.300 but not just everyone's he dismisses everyone's 00:52:45.300 --> 00:52:46.980 feelings you're a fucking paleontologist you're 00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:50.440 not cool you know what's cool dinosaurs are cool 00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:53.360 but you digging them up is not cool yeah Like, 00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:57.460 you don't have anything going for you. I hate 00:52:57.460 --> 00:53:00.679 him. I hate him. Okay. He's, like, yeah, she's, 00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:04.099 you know, a little toxic. But, like, she always, 00:53:04.380 --> 00:53:07.219 she tried to stand up for herself. It's not like 00:53:07.219 --> 00:53:09.420 a Corey and Topanga situation where Topanga didn't 00:53:09.420 --> 00:53:11.599 do anything. 100%. She did try. She wanted to 00:53:11.599 --> 00:53:14.699 be more. She set her sights on things that she 00:53:14.699 --> 00:53:20.440 wanted to do. Like, she argued him. Yeah, she 00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:22.619 didn't let him stand in her way. No, she wanted 00:53:22.619 --> 00:53:25.659 to do more for herself. And he did everything 00:53:25.659 --> 00:53:28.099 he possibly could to trap her down. Yeah, at 00:53:28.099 --> 00:53:30.199 the beginning he 100 % did. Like, I mean, yeah, 00:53:30.300 --> 00:53:35.460 in those, you know, early 20s, like, figuring 00:53:35.460 --> 00:53:38.360 yourself out, being still a little toxic. That's 00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:41.059 just, like, that's how it is when you're that 00:53:41.059 --> 00:53:43.639 age. Yeah. Figuring yourself out. So, like, he's 00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:48.300 not fully at fault necessarily, but he's... 98 00:53:48.300 --> 00:53:50.000 % of all. I would totally agree with you. I think 00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:51.900 the whole, like, the breakup and the getting 00:53:51.900 --> 00:53:55.139 jealous of the guy she was, Mark, and, you know, 00:53:55.139 --> 00:53:57.900 all of that was all Ross. It was all Ross. That 00:53:57.900 --> 00:54:00.280 was all Ross being a fuck. We have no qualms 00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.739 there. Immediately sleeping. Getting engaged 00:54:02.739 --> 00:54:08.139 50 times. Yeah. Calling your bride, Rachel, at 00:54:08.139 --> 00:54:11.460 the altar. Yeah, the divorce force. We were on 00:54:11.460 --> 00:54:14.280 a break. Shut the fuck up, dude. Look, no, I'm 00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:16.360 not going to disagree with you at all. As far 00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:18.380 as their relationship goes, absolutely. Ross 00:54:18.380 --> 00:54:20.800 is a fuck. Ross is a fuck to a lot of people. 00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:22.800 He was 100 % the problem. He was so mean to his 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:24.659 sister. He was 100 % the problem. Being his sister's 00:54:24.659 --> 00:54:28.360 first kiss? Are you kidding me? Are you shitting 00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:31.460 my dick? They both did that. I love Chandler 00:54:31.460 --> 00:54:34.699 being like, what did I marry into? Yeah. Sorry, 00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:37.280 Chandler. Yeah. No, I'm, I'm right there with 00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:39.059 you. I think they're a very toxic relationship. 00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:41.119 They should not be. I think they're not even, 00:54:41.159 --> 00:54:43.039 they're not the best couple and friends even 00:54:43.039 --> 00:54:46.820 close. I think the only thing that makes me be 00:54:46.820 --> 00:54:49.199 like happy that they got together at the end, 00:54:49.219 --> 00:54:52.139 I'm just going to, is when they had spent all 00:54:52.139 --> 00:54:55.099 that time apart. And found that there's something 00:54:55.099 --> 00:54:56.980 about that's nice. But, like, I enjoyed them 00:54:56.980 --> 00:54:58.519 apart more than I enjoyed them together. Yeah, 00:54:58.539 --> 00:54:59.739 because they shouldn't have been together. So, 00:54:59.780 --> 00:55:02.539 I'm with you. I'm fine with that. I totally understand. 00:55:02.719 --> 00:55:06.260 Yeah. And, like, his, like, when they had the 00:55:06.260 --> 00:55:08.860 kid together and, like, how shitty he was, like, 00:55:09.059 --> 00:55:12.360 I don't know. Like, he just is a horrible person. 00:55:12.579 --> 00:55:15.679 Yeah. He's not great. No, they should have kicked 00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:17.320 him out of that group a long time ago. I disagree. 00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:20.300 I do think that the whole chemistry of the show. 00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:24.599 You need somebody like that who's annoying. You 00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:26.280 can be annoying, but not be a shitty person. 00:55:26.980 --> 00:55:28.960 That's true. I was annoying, but I wouldn't say 00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:30.599 I was a shitty person. I would disagree with 00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:32.159 you. There were very many times that you were 00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:34.739 a shitty person. You were the Ross of our group. 00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:37.139 I was not the Ross. You were the Ross. You were 00:55:37.139 --> 00:55:40.159 obsessed with your relationships. You were constantly, 00:55:40.420 --> 00:55:42.300 there were so many, we couldn't even call them 00:55:42.300 --> 00:55:44.420 by the right names. You were obsessed with them. 00:55:44.460 --> 00:55:46.900 They were your whole thing. You were the Ross. 00:55:47.559 --> 00:55:49.960 Yeah. That's why you hate him so much, because 00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:53.199 you are him. No, but, like... Every criticism 00:55:53.199 --> 00:55:56.119 is just an insecurity. But I didn't purposefully... 00:55:56.119 --> 00:55:58.440 Because I consider myself to be, like, a nice 00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.500 person. Like, I want people to, like, be happy. 00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:03.099 You had some very intense character development 00:56:03.099

--> 00:56:04.960 there when it came to your relationships, and 00:56:04.960 --> 00:56:06.460 your relationships were your whole personality. 00:56:07.380 --> 00:56:09.719 Yeah, not anymore. But at the time... Because 00:56:09.719 --> 00:56:12.500 I grew, and guess who didn't? Ross! Okay, I'm 00:56:12.500 --> 00:56:15.460 just saying, you... But also, I was a teenager. 00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:19.079 He was in his 20s. I know, I'm agreeing with 00:56:19.079 --> 00:56:21.519 you there. I'm just saying. You can't be like, 00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:24.659 I could never. You definitely did. Yeah, as a 00:56:24.659 --> 00:56:28.079 child. You were the Ross. Ish. Not to that full 00:56:28.079 --> 00:56:31.360 extent. Because I still put everyone before myself. 00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:34.860 That's not the redeeming thing that you think 00:56:34.860 --> 00:56:36.619 it is right now. I'm just saying, I can't be 00:56:36.619 --> 00:56:38.340 Ross because Ross put himself above everyone, 00:56:38.500 --> 00:56:40.260 but I was just like, I want everyone to be happy, 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:42.440 so just walk all over me. I was the opposite 00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:46.030 of Ross. I agree with you. Ross and Rachel are 00:56:46.030 --> 00:56:47.610 not a good relationship. They're one of the worst. 00:56:47.809 --> 00:56:50.349 I'm 100 % with you. I think we came down pretty 00:56:50.349 --> 00:56:52.889 similarly on a lot of these. Yeah. So I agree 00:56:52.889 --> 00:56:54.989 with your judgments. Seems like you agreed with 00:56:54.989 --> 00:56:57.769 most of mine. Yeah. So I hope... What do you 00:56:57.769 --> 00:56:59.369 guys think? Do you think we got it right? Do 00:56:59.369 --> 00:57:01.230 you think... I think we got it right. I think 00:57:01.230 --> 00:57:03.789 we got it right, too. But if you want to fight 00:57:03.789 --> 00:57:06.309 with us, put it in the comments. I might read 00:57:06.309 --> 00:57:11.369 it. If anyone has any positives about Ross, get 00:57:11.369 --> 00:57:15.460 out. Or don't. It's okay. But no, if you really 00:57:15.460 --> 00:57:17.480 do have a different take, that's fine. You know, 00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:19.239 that's what we're here to do. If you want us 00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:20.800 to do this again... You're a child to your wrong 00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:23.199 opinion. Okay, she's getting mad. We're gonna 00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:26.039 have to go soon. I just want to say that if you 00:57:26.039 --> 00:57:28.159 want us to do this again and you want us to re 00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:30.119 -examine some other couples, you want us to, 00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:33.260 you know, talk about movie couples, we can do 00:57:33.260 --> 00:57:34.840 this again. Just let us know if you like this. 00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.519 We're gonna go so the corny doesn't keep just, 00:57:37.579 --> 00:57:41.530 like, being a bitch. Ross really puts me in a 00:57:41.530 --> 00:57:44.369 bad mood. He does. So we're going to go. Thanks 00:57:44.369 --> 00:57:47.670 for listening. Make sure you smash that rating 00:57:47.670 --> 00:57:50.630 button. Five stars. Five stars. Give us a review. 00:57:51.190 --> 00:57:54.590 Even if you want to shit talk us, do it. Pumps 00:57:54.590 --> 00:57:57.530 up the algorithm. Yeah. Any attention's attention. 00:57:57.849 --> 00:58:00.610 Yeah. That's what Ross would say. Yeah. All right. 00:58:00.630 --> 00:58:01.969 We'll see you guys next time. Bye.