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[SPEAKER_01]: from the, from the waist down in drag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want, I don't want, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, don't, don't make it out of ruin a drag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't make it, baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not running a drag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I told you you can sell the drag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm wearing the joy and ease.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to get sponsorship with boy and ease.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can flip that girl's skirt.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you want with your bag.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can skirt up and you're showing those boy and ease as you fucking lay on that big ass fucking cake and bounce.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's how you got to make the money.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm producing and directing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, finally my calling.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, your case of cakes, huh?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, Casey, what?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Casey, Casey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Casey, Casey, Casey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shut the fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Shut the fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, everyone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome back to the gay power half hour the only gay podcast on the internet that's just like a bag of iceberg lettuce because we should come with a warning label with your co-host case, you lie and Tony Soto Mine was also going to be about that mine was also going to be about lettuce.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's funny that it's iceberg because the other thing that an iceberg is associated with is running into it and sinking and killing everyone and I do think that that, you know, it's like a nice touch that it's iceberg lettuce that is giving everyone violent diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, cyclosis, cyclosis, psoriasis, or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think that's that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cyclosis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis, psoriasis
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's too much weird stuff showing up in places it shouldn't like you shouldn't have facie stuff And let us that makes it to an iceberg bag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Once you start again, E. Coli once that started becoming a thing like, oh, suddenly there's a recall on this it's like
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[SPEAKER_00]: girl what do you mean you're recalling lettuce like what do you mean like there's not a sprinkler system in that whole process that you couldn't just spray it off some of that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: From what I understand is that is this this parasite this spora is actually washes off with water.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But because of the protocol in place that adds like a tiny little bit of soap to the washing process, that actually like bakes it in to the lettuce a little bit more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So the soap is working against.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why are they washing lettuce was so?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's still saying covered in shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear about the fact that the particular farms, which is allegedly the place where this
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[SPEAKER_00]: uh uh but like they were like calling up Trumpy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And be like, hey, can you not ease?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can you not save any, can we, yeah, can we just, can we, well, there was apparently a false positive test that like when they were like testing it and they like, they were localizing Taylor farms and then apparently like they started saying which Taylor farms, but it wasn't actually like a pod rather than jump to conclusions if something is coming to make your fucking give you explosive.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Here's what I found interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: watching the corporate Zionist run news like try to explain explosive diarrhea and not say diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they're like, it's it was, you know, my favorite one was extreme stomach upset.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When you're trying to first and you're feeling something burst, extreme stomach upset, I was like, this is pepto bismal has a fucking whole jingle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: to explain diarrhea and they say the words and they do the thing they do the dance yeah I was thinking maybe dream the reason Why Trump doesn't want to get a handle on this is because if everyone is shooting their pants he feels better And it'd be like last him
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he thought that's so like he's like, oh, if I'm going to be president, poopy pants and everyone has to be poopy pants to be pants to be pants.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She knows that she knows that the fact that she can't, she's not content is the thing that separates her from all the normies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so the fact that now the norm, I mean, she was said during a press conference, you know, a reporter after when Americans can stop worrying about eating lettuce and her response was, I haven't really thought about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I should, I have extreme stomach upset every day of my life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's a he's a hamburger married.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and as a result of that big yeah, he's not even a big Mac, which you know famously puts, you know, probably poopy iceberg lettuce on it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, he don't want that he takes that off his lettuce is catch up is his vegetable is catch up and and as a result of that, he's always got extreme battle in sensitivities and all of that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would imagine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: have it across the country.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the news is like, this isn't a foreign thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, there have been outbreaks of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, people, I guess there is like an estimation to people that get this every year, but it's not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's 100.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And honestly, a thousand more, and that's a 911.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, and we shut down the world for 911.
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[SPEAKER_01]: OK.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's real that this, too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would imagine that you do believe that that is true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: These are on to the fire and Mexico and which the psychos cyclos for a borrower.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm happy with that property.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cyclos borrower is also pretty sure that's a drag queen in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's going to come out there and she's going to do all shit humor just explain.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm sorry for my big reveal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Cyclos for a.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, okay, but so meanwhile everyone has the the the the measles.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I also had to say this, I want to say this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I just want to be clear about this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't been worried about this because you haven't been thinking about having, I haven't been worried that I've had it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: For the first time ever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Finally, something I'm not going to catch.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's because I have never in 20 plus years eaten at Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: you've never had Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've had it when I was a kid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I find it gross and I find that I'm not shocked.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like It was a talk about thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's a weird diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just a result of Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not interested.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's very glad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's racism.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say I chew
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[SPEAKER_00]: I said Taco Bell, which is known for giving the shit, which is not true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Not just because it's a Mexican place, their racist.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Their thing was run for the border, the entire fucking time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: With a chihuahua, who taught?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Taco Bell has a very soft nose and a chihuahua.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was stolen from a Mexican person.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but, you know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I got it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, I don't know what that is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just, some people just hit me up everyone so much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: God, she's on hinge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She wants everyone in her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's on hinge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You said, so what is, so what is that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't on hinge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What is on hinge?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What is hinge?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just hinge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't want where the girl has to reach out first.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You fucking fairer up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's all there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tammy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's looking for lava.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's back out on the street.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just an otter looking for pussy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that, yeah, no, I'm open to all search information.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Any dates to Taco Bell?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, look, I love a talk about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was worried about, I was weirded out about Dell Taco when I moved out here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, what do you mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What does Dell Taco?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And what do you mean you put French fries with your shit?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's weird.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, I mean, Western Taco Bell threw them through baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they can't help.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They can't help.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're tailored farms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're crooked assplaced.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They just have people shitting on their lettuce.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I mean in Taylor Farms supplies like all the whole full food.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no someone I saw in our video Like hey, you think you're just avoiding Taylor Farms here's all the other shit that Taylor Farms is your trade trader Joe's That shit's Taylor Farms you get anything for trader Joe's huh now you got beer you poop you're pooping and pooping your mouth Yeah, I do get there there there a trader Joe's version pooping your mouth
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[SPEAKER_01]: uh... uh... which uh... the p.o.m.
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[SPEAKER_01]: is palm it's a palm you think that that would be some sort of pomegranate drink but it's not it's shit in your mouth uh... uh... with a bit of a ginseng and turmeric and turmeric uh... yeah so no i'm not i'm not i'm not worried about that worried about i'm not worried about measles either but people should be
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[SPEAKER_01]: People should be worried about all this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm not worried about measles either.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have been reassured that my vaccine is still up and running.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I, I, I, that could be propaganda just like don't worry, bitch.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But like I think if you travel, here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know how many bad parents are out there raising just like dirty little mouth breathe and fucking patrioticious because of their stupid religious beliefs.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're like, you know, oh, not, I'm not going to make my kid autistic and trans.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like, we all know that when the vaccines do make your artistic and trend, and God forbid, it's not the milk that's full of fucking hormones and anti-biotics, but whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if what is making people autistic and trans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to put it on any specific injection.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If it wasn't injections, you'd be pretty trans by this point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so I think there's probably some other culprit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so yeah, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't, I just, I think it's clear.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think like we want to blame it on Trump.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We want to blame it on the regularization is obviously regulation cuts obviously that and this is the thing I was You know, you know, you know, we're live on the Tony Sutter shows twitch page right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We are every Saturday until Casey makes us change it again But I'm saying that what we're about to be seeing now is remember does cut seem like it was fucking
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[SPEAKER_00]: forever ago already, and that's because it was at the beginning of this fucking administration, and they did a lot of damage really, really fucking fast, and we're now reaping what was shown as a result.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And speaking of Doge, and this is a bit, uh, I'll be a week outdated, but um, I do know one government employee who recently lost his job, and that is Lindsey Graham.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh Lady Senator Lady G. Lady G, she's done, and here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He'll call.
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[SPEAKER_00]: who called 911.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She said she's a bachelor.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's a lot 911.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she has a secret.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She lived alone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She has got a handler.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was someone who had sent those her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was some frantic twink that was like, Lindsay was like, I want you to fucking saturate that fucking rag with poppers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I want you to put it over my face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I want you to sit down right on it and don't get up until I stop moving my
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love that show Heart Stopper.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna see the movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love young gay boys phone and love something I was never afforded the capability of doing, but I'll tell you this, I love you for $500 a month.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I got cheap.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes,
so I want those cheap poppers port all over this cheap ass rag and I want you to sit all over my cheap ass face and to my cheap ass mother fucking heart gives out, okay?
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[SPEAKER_02]: A legend.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, that sounds rigidly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't matter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's sexual.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's honestly verbating.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's like verbating.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like flowed right off of her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell me little time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell me that he did not die doing disgusting things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I, I want you to think that, um, what do you think that that was a scene out of scandal?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I want to finish it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like part of me hates like part of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like if it were just died.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like it was, it was a black.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a black.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Gate hooker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know you'll like it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Everything that we've seen about the the the sex workers who have said that they've We're all white swings.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're all white swings.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he wants to be fucked by White Twain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It seems to be that he wants to be fucked by White Twinks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, well he's dead now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the thing is, I feel like it was a perfect time to celebrate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that that was a good time to have joy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because you know, when we left this show two weeks ago, we were speculating that Mitch McConnell was dead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the thing is, we have not been proven wrong on that yet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like we have not seen Mitch McConnell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like Mitch McConnell is still not been like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So she could still be dead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that because the world knew that we were going to get robbed of celebrating that death when it should be celebrated right that Lindsey died the very next day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That comes in three.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So did we should.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we have one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we need two more.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mitch is dead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mitch is dead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now Lindsay's done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Effectively dead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So now I'd love to see.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd love to see a stroke out Fetterman dead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, stroke out federalmen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Grand Platoners, it cancels is c-died.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There are a lot of people that I would like to see dead of natural twink cause cause.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, God made those twinks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So don't you tell me that's not from God, you know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't you tell me that that little, that, that, that, that, the butt cheeks of that twink that firmly pressed that pop or ridden rag deep into the fucking mouthhole of that fucking fairer.
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[SPEAKER_00]: wasn't God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was some like can't tell me that wasn't God.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I was or the or the grim reaper the great the oldest twink of all, you know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, that old sack of bones.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Give me this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She got that siphony.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, uh, who there was also like when he died, there was something like drag queen or some internet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: personality who was like, yeah, I am where I am today because he funded my life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to pay for call and I want to see I want to see what she was.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was a little twinky boy at the time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he bankrolled her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now she's successful and so she made a video and was like, yeah, I had to fuck that gross guy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Listen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: people who fucking willingly fuck gross guys for money deserve the money that they're fucking could you imagine like being the butt on the face of Lindsey Graham I would not be able to put my heart in that you have to suck you
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have to sell that, you know, you have to really make them believe it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[SPEAKER_00]: No one says it, you don't do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's roll cash and then we put cash in your feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How many times is someone ever so that's your choice?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's such a lie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're like, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just happening.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People are weird on the internet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't get that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we're all these years.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, all these years of life, we know it's everything that I want to put cash in your feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Feed people, feed people are... Feed people feed people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Feed people feed people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be clear about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not Pupu-Poo-Phee.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not Pupu-Phee.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not Pupu-Phee.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not Pupu-Phee.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was talking to our friend, Lisa Chanel, who has, who does comedy on only fans, who also does, you know, fan content.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What was the thing about that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we were talking about, you know, which she ever stood on cakes and she was like, I think I made pretty good money for so long cakes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that is like we've talked about that before and I have great ideas that come along with that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I would love to produce a cake oriented only fans and I think that there could also be I don't know like you know that like is it cake like there could be like a show like would you sit on a cake kind of think we asked celebrities if they would
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I, I like that idea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy to know two of my friends at this point are willing to sit on cakes on only fans you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want cakes it or herself, at least it should know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But for my, for my cake sitting show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to be a process.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I want to I want to bake the kids.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I was saying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Originally roll back to tape to months ago when we talked about this and I was like, you said that was too much work.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, well, then I guess you got to go on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think I think about it being too much work because I'd be doing it all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you, when you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take a picture though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take a picture though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take a picture though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll get our friend Lindsay Adams, who makes the electrical cakes just so perfect and beautiful for sitting on for destruction by your butt for money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But destruction, we're trying to find new work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're trying to, we're, we're trying to, we're, we've got to find new outlets of work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we can stay at home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would, if, if I knew that I would not have to fucking get another job, I would sit on kicks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If I knew that that could keep me afloat, I want to ask my mom and dad who listen to show what I really like, you know, I really like underwear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like cute underwear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like to wear cute underwear and I feel like see it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're so rich hanging on your bike.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because you can't dry them and dry them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm aware.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So for me, I would love to be my thing would be cute underwear sitting on cakes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I look that would get some dick tarps.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's scripts itself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what that digs and clips the question I think you do in the gamut guys and cows.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They be watching you think girls are gonna want to pay to watch you See a little boy dancing sitting on cakes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think I think I would get somebody would you put any of the icing in your mouth after the cake You was sad on the cake you had to do a little
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[SPEAKER_01]: Would you put on your nipples?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's my fucking, like you'd bring it up, sexy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, like, like, smear icing all over yourself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's say you don't have anybody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because according to our friend, Lisa Shnou, there's a difference between erotic and explicit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that's teetering on the explicit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think, I would jump inside erotic.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, what I do, you know, I got the key in it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you're just, you should like, your hands don't take it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you're like, you're going to do this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you're trying to do this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The face, the face, the face looks like you're inserting your finger into your eyes, up, whole.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't mean to you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't after me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then you like and like someone get would fly off and fly a little on your face and bid on the wall the back and you Like deep finger throw it, you know, like is that a ratic or is that explicit?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you watching this all day when you're producing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not watching it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Am I just doing it in my room by myself?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I guess there's no cruise it up a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no crew.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't get a crew.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't get a sight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got lights in the game.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, we have to make sat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We got lights in the set.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We got that because it has to be like, has to be like one time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It has to be like Toga's one time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Halloween.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Pinky makes cakes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to see you will come out of retirement and she'll start making the cakes that we get to sit on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we mean, me, me, me, me, me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's only one cake sitter in this in this duo and I like that idea, you know, we could we could do what about what about pastries and john, we're about a cannoli Quit trying to get things inside me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you're trying to put things inside me and that's that's weird.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just trying to sit on things.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're about a cool goal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Would you sit on a Jewish pastry?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's a cool goal?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a, it's like a, a noodle based god, they love noodles.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You were talking about another thing that was, oh, that's what you were talking about.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We talked about that earlier.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm trying it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, wait, I'm not putting it in my butt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to put any noodles in your butt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's our intended tell you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have to.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I want to ask you questions.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was asking questions about what you really need to do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not not not much money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's a limit how much money you're going to make.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think if you leave it up to them, I think people listen, you can go on Twitter, you can go on Reddit, and you can see explicit ask.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry to your parents.
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[SPEAKER_00]: explicit ask fucking pounding where it's like, you know, they're prolapsing their holes and they're fucking fucking with their prolapsus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry again for two pants, but like I think that some people are kind of wanting the nuance of it now or they're like, you know, that's explicit like like are just a slow squish.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like, you want to leave some of these now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So like, you know, I can, I can, like, do a slow squish.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have, you know, like, I'm much stronger where I can, like, just do like a controlled, slow squish.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Would we, would we mic the cake?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you get the real, the real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we can get some.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, some more folks too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what's awesome?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The gamut folks look out for Tony's only fans.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Cake sitting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, what if what if we have what if they take up python shut up, what if we had two really good ideas today?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We had one really good idea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which shut up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna stay fucking tuned because it's gonna be really good, but the other one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What yeah?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what if one of our ideas is so good that the other one is just mad money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, what if, yeah, like, like here's the problem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We want it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We do want something more mainstream.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not sure if the other idea or the cake sitting is the right way to go mainstream.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But if they're both, but I think they're both a good, uh, uh, try, you know, why not try?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, tune in next week, guys, on Twitch, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do a minute, we're going to do
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the next one is going to be top secret until we actually have product, or what I think is like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, stay tuned for a, and we're going to get it done in the fall fall.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and it's cooler out, so we have more energy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I can do a full podcast without sweating.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, um, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]:
Well, we're not done.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We have about eight minutes left.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What else besides.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Lindsey Graham is dead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What was it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We decided to go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I saw.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Remember.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, no, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I did think recently because you know, I'm a big fan of when animals attack.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see the bison?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No hit the old man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it was good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, these Yellowstone campers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think the first of all, the fact that you dare, you know, pitch a tent where Bison doesn't think about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a little scary.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, of course.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But so like this Bison open, open morning, like, you know, fucking stomping around, being a Bison.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You believe in by and he fucking he scored this old wow really like the guy the guy had air Oh, no, no, it's fucking great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think he lived so calm down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got wasn't a full success Yeah, I didn't lind you Graham Die doing what he loved getting bored
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[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, what else were we going to tell what else were you going to talk about?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, the other thing was the Trump Correspondence.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God, that proved that, you know, Trump, Trump had a reputation as being like, the most is a cake that takes place this fall.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think it's a straight-up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that to be clear, like we were just Senate photo of a cake that a good friend of the show could make.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you see, it's a large penis cake.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that that's there's one episode where we could do a lot of shapes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I think I think what's fun about it, especially since we're trying to be a Roddick and not explicit, since we're trying to be a Roddick and not explicit, I think we need to just have like a really nice, like first one, would it should be like a kiss in here and kick and sort of push it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it fine or is it not fine?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want you to have it, I want you to do your Kintin Yara cake, is there a cake for a Kintin Yara?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we love cake.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like a sheep cake?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I want you, it's so big.
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[SPEAKER_01]: With the gel icing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want it so big that you can roll around in it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like demean more in that movie with money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: With the money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'll put it on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to have to get cake on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to have to get cake on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be on your bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So look, we've jumped back to the cake.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should need to move forward to try and correspond us
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[SPEAKER_00]: I bet I can, I bet I can get 10 cakes made and do 10 episodes of cakes that are done in the day and make them each individual and lovely make more money than you have in five years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, sounds nice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It does sound a sound.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Lisa, I know you listen to the show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is this a good idea?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's our podcast these days it's brainstorming and asking someone from the hoping for one of our first listen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will you will you produce that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will you produce that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have any funds to throw into our then mother Toni Sutter show if you want to see my what are we going to call on cake haul cake haul.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Trump bombed at the second attempt of the correspondents dinner.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The White House correspondents dinner.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This time less shooting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The more done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Trump loves to bomb.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I still like this joke about the the Senator not being able to go up the stairs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like Tony, Tony, like said all this up for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: this Trump correspondent thing, and then he was like, well, let's just listen to it before the podcast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's an hour or a hour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got to 13 minutes and it was just a longest, 13 minutes and you know, there's something about Trump being in front of people that he can't be his worst self at, you know, and where he still pretends that it's all
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[SPEAKER_01]: Charming and appealing, if you weren't a fascist, who'd be pants having.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I knew God attacks a great guy from his wife.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And she said, when you get home, I wanna have you immediately come up this stairs and make love to me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he said, I can't do both.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know what that has, you know?
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[SPEAKER_03]: In other words, can't go with the stairs and to make love.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Does anybody get that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I thought that was actually pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole Franken stupid speech that they were.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's like me doing a set where I was like new stuff and I don't know if any of it's going to work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought his delivery was actually funny too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, Eddie, you're come on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you don't think he was funny?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I didn't like, it doesn't make sense.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't give it enough time to sit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because he wanted immediate laughter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm telling you, I think that would have been a slow build if he would have realized his patience because I thought the delivery was fucking hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't do both.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He does need a fucking put, but you need to do the big of both.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's the like, what's the, what is the joke?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that they're too old or they're, are like, senators.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't do two things that one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He should have also described the fake center.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was inventing in the joke too a little bit more.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, establishing whatever,
maybe he's on the fat drug.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows, anything, you know, anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But here's, I don't think that his writers, I think the writers were like, we know he's gonna be.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think they also gave him jokes and Trump doesn't, Trump is like, like, I'm funny.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't need your fucking jokes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Here's the thing, I'm gonna watch that full hour, which internet listeners, you know, I don't listen to his shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to hear him talk.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's very annoying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's very stupid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But this was everyone says he doesn't have a sense and I agree.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He does not have a sense where he doesn't get jokes, narcissists don't understand that shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But this was his attempt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's the first time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that we've literally seen him try.
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[SPEAKER_00]: to do something right, and it was still miserably sad and pathetic and awful to witness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It just, he just, he is just so clearly not sharp anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's no, like, there's no, and maybe it's late or whatever, but it's too, there's no, um,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Pazazz to it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Pazazz.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was all Pazazz.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, Liza.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He won, but he won.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was Liza.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Where's the Liza?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was straight Liza for a long time, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he fucking won two elections on that Pazazz, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not a great singer, but loud.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, just that's what Judy once said of her of Liza.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's Yeah, her tones off, but she's loud And that that is that is Trump, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So so on that now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah We've okay, we can we put you know are we good?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're I've got some cakes for a big big some cakes
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[SPEAKER_00]: We've come to the end of the show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Casey, do you have anything that you have going on?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'll get serious.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, don't even look at that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I told you nothing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You were looking at that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still looking at it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're happy because that was your busiest month.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You like to memorialize it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's why.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She'll allow us actually.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can see me on August 6th at the Laph Garden Show in Los Cielas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And there will be others on the books.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I have a learn the words coming here in a couple weeks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that I think I'm pretty much not doing anything for a while.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I can just don't, she's cake sitting into her 12th year.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, lots of things on the horizon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Until next week, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goodbye.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mwah!