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I didn't even get the pump that I wanted to get.
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The point?
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The pump.
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The pump.
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The pump pump.
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Get that out of the way.
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Thumbnails.
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We cannot just do this every time.
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What if you do that?
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There you go.
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Pop that ass.
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Pop that pussy.
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That's a pussy.
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Okay.
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Listen, we need to have engagement that invites uh guests.
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Yes.
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Because if we keep talking about pussies and inflexing muscles and stuff, who's going to want to come on our show?
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Everyone.
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See, you say it like that and it gives a whole different meaning as to who's gonna want to come on our show.
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When I was when I was in a a middle school, I went to school in Iowa for a few months, a few like a semester or something.
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Okay.
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And uh I went through this phase where I uh learned what cum was.
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And so if somebody was reading something in class, every time somebody would say the word cum, I would just uncontrollably burst out in laughter.
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And then it was kind of a thing because other people caught on to why I was laughing and then they would start laughing.
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Yeah.
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And then I got sent to the principal's office multiple times.
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I got sent to the principal's office for wearing an Ozzie Osborne t-shirt.
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He was uh sitting on the toilet reading a magazine or something.
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Yeah.
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It was it wasn't it was just yeah, like sitting on a toilet.
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No, you can't even show anything.
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It's Aussie.
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You just knew who you were at an early age.
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Welcome back to another episode of Muskie Trunks.
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We are your hosts, Jeffrey Silk and Johnny Blue.
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And Johnny Blue.
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Um That's like a porn star name.
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That's fucked up.
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Welcome to Muskie Trunks.
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I'm Blue.
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And I'm Jeffrey.
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Which camera am I supposed to look at?
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No, I'm looking at my camera.
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Okay, good.
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I'm practicing on looking at my camera.
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Okay, good.
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Wiggle those dogs before you shove your fucking socks in my face.
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If you didn't like it.
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Only like a tiny bit.
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Only the smallest bit.
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Did you see that comments about my toes wiggling?
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People love some wiggling toes.
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But I I've read that comment to Matt, and he's like, Your toes are always fucking wiggly.
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It's hard not to.
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Sometimes I wake up and like the sheets are wrapped around my feet.
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I've just been twiddling my toes all night.
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Helicopter toes.
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Don't forget to fuck the haters.
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If you really, really want to tickle our fancy, you can give us a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts, and it will knock our socks off.
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Consider them knocked off.
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See, we're we can we can do it.
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Find us, and please, if you're enjoying us, give us a five-star rating.
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We'd really appreciate it if you gave us five stars because you love us.
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And if you don't love us and don't want us to do it, we're gonna do it even more.
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Yeah.
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We're good at this.
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We can do the influencer thing.
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Hey guys, I'm Jeffrey Silk.
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I feel like it's such a cadence.
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Uh, do we need to establish that you're not Matt Dallas?
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Because there's some confusion in the building about that.
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I think everybody knows here that you are not Matt Dallas.
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And there is some serious concern that Matt has been replaced.
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But guess what?
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Matt's not a fucking muskie trunk.
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Only Blue and Joffrey are muskie trunks.
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Yes.
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There you go.
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There can be more than one thing.
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Two things can be true at once.
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Two things can be true at once.
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Now, if for those of uh the viewers that are new to muskie trunks, um let's start from the very beginning.
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Introduce ourselves and give them one fact about ourselves.
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Or say something about ourselves.
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I'll go first.
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Hi.
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I'm Blue Hamilton.
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I'm a Muskie Trunk.
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I'm also a married father of two.
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I'm gay and I love John Denver.
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That's that's pretty solid.
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That's all true.
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I am Jeffrey Silk.
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I am the other Muskie Trunk.
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He's also gay.
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They don't you don't know that?
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They know that.
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I may be a little gay.
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And I have a cat named Gailey.
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How gay is that?
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Gaily Goo or Gailey Goblin.
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If you get her on a good day.
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One day she may come to this podcast.
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Come?
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See, it's never left you.
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I do think about my cat a lot.
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I don't know if that's like a a weird thing or if it's unhealthy.
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I have some friends that are like, well, your cat's not a person.
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I'm like, well, no shit.
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She's better than a person.
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But they're like, you're so attached to your cat.
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Like, why do you care so much?
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Like it bothers me if I'm gone for too long and I'm not around her.
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I do think about her a lot.
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And it bothers her.
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When I come home, she's like, I'm running out.
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She's so excited.
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Like, I love her so much.
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But there's this.
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Well, there's also like people have some idea about cats.
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And maybe some cats are assholes, but not all cats.
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But people have ideas about cats being assholes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That it's kind of like, oh, it's not like a dog.
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Um JG.
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Like you've Arliss, and Arless is freaking precious.
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And he's said, like, there's so much unconditional love there.
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But the same could be said for my cat.
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Like, not every cat is an asshole.
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But I think it's it's more you than the cats because we have a cat, our our female cat, Toppy.
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I don't know who's listening, but she's in our videos and stuff, right?
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And uh, she loves you, but she's like she's very picky about when I'm allowed to touch her.
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She'll see me coming sometimes, and she'll be like, just at the sight of me.
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And but she's not like that.
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She does the same thing when she sees you.
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She starts and run across the backyard.
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So I was sitting there waiting for you when you're vacuuming, and she came and slept on my lap.
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She did that with you?
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Yeah, no, no, absolutely not.
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She just did her little kneading on my lap and just laid her.
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She does it.
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I don't even think she would do it to Rosa.
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I don't think she would do it to any of us.
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I just I got away with the pussy.
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Cat.
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Pussycat.
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Pussycat.
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Specify there could be children listening.
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Damn it.
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Well, if you're a child and you're listening to this, you need to go tell your parents.
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To give us five stars.
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Yes.
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And then push stop.
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And then push quit listening.
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Stop now.
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I I thoroughly believe that pets are family.
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You know, I don't think there's anything wrong with missing your cat.
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I think that it says a lot about you.
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And before I was a dad, I had a dog that I felt very much the same way.
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And I took him everywhere with me.
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I I got him as a puppy when he was uh uh I have shit.
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I lived in a studio apartment.
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I mean, he was what's the age, like eight weeks, whatever the you know, as soon as they could be winged off, I got him.
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I forget how old he was, but he was just a puppy.
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Um and I named that dog after a very uh significant figure in my life whose name was Cheryl Crow.
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Crow dog.
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Crow dog.
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And people always said this kind of the same thing is like it's weird how much you love your dog.
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And it's like, no, it's it's an unconditional love that I've never felt before.
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And and I was attached to him and I loved him.
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And uh Flash 2, you know, years and years later, I adopted a son and we named him Crow.
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Yeah.
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Like after Cheryl Crow, but after the dog crow as well.
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Yeah.
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So then that now become a family name.
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Point is, is your daughter's name could very well not be Lizzie, it could be Gailey.
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This is my daughter, Gayley.
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She'll be in school.
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Do you have do you have gay parents?
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Why'd they name you Gayley?
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What a weird name.
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It's an old German name, mind you.
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It's not I didn't name her gailey because people are like gaily, like I am gay, or that's gay in a happy way.
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I'm going gaily about my gay.
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It's not this gay?
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This gay?
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This gay.
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This gay.
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This gay.
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This gay.
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Yeah, point.
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Okay.
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Point being, I I love her.
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Point.
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And I I sometimes if I get like stoned, I get really sad.
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Like I think about her going away.
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You know, she's she's only five.
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Do you kiss her on her nose?
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I kiss her.
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Well, it's not say I kiss her everywhere, but I don't know.
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You almost said it out loud.
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I do.
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PETA! Pita! Shane Dawson, part two.
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Um, no, I I it's not of your generation.
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I don't think you'd understand the con.
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That you'd know my look that much.
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That that blank look like compute, compute, don't know it.
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Um no, I just I adore her and I get a little bit stoned sometimes, and I just like think about mortality.
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Because I I got her when I turned 21.
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Um during the pandemic when I lived alone.
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I was so lonely living in San Jose, and I got her as a from uh uh uh like a pound or from some crackheads in Livermore.
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She was in a cardboard box and she was covered in cockroach spray.
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I was broke, I brought her home.
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She was so ill, her eye was swollen shut.
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I brought her to the hospital to the pet hospital.
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She almost died.
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I just paid I paid$2,300.
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I didn't even know this cat.
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But you were broke?
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I was broke.
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How the fuck do you have$2,300 if you're bought?
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Which is probably still in collections to this day.
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But I I just had to.
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Like she's the most precious little thing, and then she healed up, her eyes got her eyes got better, and she got healthy, and now she's just the coolest cat.
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And I everyone thinks their pet's the coolest cat or the coolest, whatever, but I'm telling you, like she she's vocal, she is smart, like she knows how to open doors, she knows how to turn on the sink, she knows how to like ask for water, she knows what she wants, and she's very, she's very smart.
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And I just thought about like what my life's gonna be when she passes, because there's certain attachments I've had in my life that I've had to let go of, and I feel like I've channeled so much energy into her, and I know it's silly, but I do think about it.
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Like when she passes, hopefully in 30 something years from now.
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30, I'm gonna be fucking devastated.
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I'm just being hopeful.
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I'm gonna be devastated.
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You will be.
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I'm gonna be really devastated, and it's gonna take me out, so I don't like to think about it.
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Um, I had a vet tell me one time when when crowd dog was getting old that the best thing to do is to get another one before that one dies.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, I can't imagine.
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Like not only did it feel weird because the idea of like pr intentionally replacing him or filling something to to avoid, you know, to replace him, but also the responsibility.
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And then uh it was it's weird how I became a dad and my son and the dog lived together in the same house for I don't know, six to eight months before we had to put the dog down.
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Yeah.
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Um, so it's kind of like a passing of the torch.
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So you never know what the future holds.
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You can, you know, something.
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I might want to get her a friend.
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I want to get her like a little buddy because I'm out.
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Do you need a little a little uh uh like a calico cat?
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A little slutty girl cat?
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Yeah, that you hores himself out every time you come over.
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Listen, see Joffrey Pops here got his name partially
because my cat, who is obsessed with him, his her name is Toppy, short for Topanod because she looks like Olive Toppanod.
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So we call her Toppy.
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And then I started calling her Toppy Pops, and then I met Jeffrey.
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Joffrey.
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Sounds so weird to say.
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Uh, but your name is spelt like Joffrey.
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So it's the British.
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With a Joffrey and then Jeffrey?
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Joffy Pops.
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Joffy Pops.
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Where'd the pops come from?
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Toppy pops?
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Excuse me.
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Where the the the like the pops for Joffrey Pops, or is it because of Toffee Pops that you say Toffee Pops?
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Toppy Pops, not Toffee.
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Sorry, Toppy.
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I keep thinking Toffee.
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Toppy Toppy.
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Toppy pops.
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I love her and I can't give her her name right.
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Toppy pops.
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Well, if you really love her, you call her by her full name, Tapanod.
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Topanot.
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I think Topanod's a very cute name.
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Yeah.
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So yes.
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When that day comes, it'll be a very sad one.
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And I think that I'll probably do a sitting shiva.
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What?
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A shitting shiva.
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Shitting shiva.
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What is a shitting shiva?
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Shitting shitting shiva.
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A what?
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Sitting?
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Sitting.
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Say it slowly.
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Sitting.
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Like we're going to do it.
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Shiva.
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Shiva.
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Shiva.
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I should research what shit.
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Shiva.
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It's like when you shit and you get the shivers.
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That happens sometimes.
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It does.
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When you're peeing too.
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The point being is I Okay.
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Well, I come from Jews, but I'm not, I'm not Jewish.
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According to the religion, also like your mother has to be.
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My mom's not.
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My mom's Native American.
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She's in Arizona.
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My dad's Jewish.
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You look Jewish, though.
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My dad's Jewish, and uh it's because of the Schnaz.
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It's the Schnazz.
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It's the Schnazz, but it it's also the beard.
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You just have a very Jewish look.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I mean, yeah, I obviously get all the time.
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People think I'm Israeli.
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Um or people think I'm Greek, something like that.
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All those things are very sexy.
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I'm into it.
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I'm into it.
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But uh, well, you know, not necessarily all of that right now, especially right now.
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We're not talking about that.
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But I'm not.
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I'm not Jewish.
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But sometimes there's certain parts about that culture, specifically the sitting Shiva, that are interesting to me.
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So if you don't know what that is, you've never heard that?
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You said it the other day.
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Um no, it's like a it's a morning.
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It's a it's a an a morning practice, like a religious mourning practice.
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Yes.
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And it's it's yeah, it sounds sad, but I feel like actually it's it to me is really beautiful.
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So what is the practice?
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What do you think?
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So the practice I'm gonna tell you.
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It's seven days of mourning.
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And I'm, you know, please come in in the comments and like correct me if I'm wrong because I really should know more.
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And I should talk to my my family.
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I should talk to my grandpa about this and really know.
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Because I it will be subjected to Google it.
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I well, yeah, but what about talking to your grandfather who knows this, right?
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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You know, studied the Torah and stuff.
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But like you haven't had 27 years to do it, but well, he'd be happy.
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Maybe it took me 27 years to finally ask, you know?
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Maybe at the moment enough.
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This is the moment.
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Um, I think it's beautiful because it's a way that you mourn, and you're it's you're supposed to be low to the ground.
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You sit, you sit on a
stool, you sit on the ground, whatever, and it's seven days where you're kind of here.
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And of course, you can use the bathroom, you eat, you can do whatever you need, but like you're mostly in the same space, from my understanding, for seven days of mourning.
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And people come day, day, day or night, and they visit you one at a time.
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So you can have like your your grandma might come, your brother, your sister.
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While you're sitting on the ground, yeah.
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It's like, but it's your doors open.
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So traditionally, your door's left unlocked, and family comes in and they don't say anything.
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It's like silence, and they leave it up to you.
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But it's just to show that they love you and they support you.
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So if you lose somebody that looks really important to you, I think it's really beautiful.
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It's like you just sit there, and so your friend comes over and they're quiet and they wait, and maybe you're just saying nothing and you just sit in silence.
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Or maybe you're like, I want to talk about my loved one, and I want to tell you a story about like a moment in their life.
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It's really beautiful.
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Are you allowed to talk if they talk to you?
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Of course, I'm sure.
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Yeah, there's no you're not allowed to start the conversation.
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I don't, it's not, I'm sure you can.
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I don't know.
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I think traditionally like if you but like it, I like seriously, no 24 hours and you sleep there, or do you are you allowed to sleep in a bed?
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The people that visit, the people are are sh sh shiver.
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I don't know.
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I don't know, and that's why I should know more about it.
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I think you are a lot of it is just being there, but maybe I'm wrong, maybe you are sleeping in a bed.
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I don't, I'm sure you are sleeping, you need to, but part of it's also wearing like torn or worn clothes and just being you're not supposed to wear like leather shoes, you're not supposed to be dressed up, you're not necessarily supposed to shower for pleasure, you just shower out of necessity if you have to.
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Well, once a day is necessity.
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Yeah.
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I think to me though, on a serious note, I do think it's a beautiful thing.
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I think if I were to do that, if any not just my cat, I mean I'm I'm being funny about that.
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Maybe I'm not, maybe I would do it.
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But to lose somebody I really care about and like you really love that's dear to your heart, I feel like it's different than just having a funeral.
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It's like being in that space.
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Maybe it's a home that you shared with this person, just having like people be there for you unconditionally, right?
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Like no expectations, like not to talk to you, just be there and and and just empathize.
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There's a lot of beauty in the silence.
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So anyway, I won't bring I won't bring it down.
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I don't think it's a depressing thing, though.
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I'm just sharing a little bit of that.
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I think it's a really good thing.
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I think that's sweet that you would consider doing uh sitting shiva for your cat because I think I don't think there's anything wrong with loving an animal just as much as you would love a human.
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I think in some cases you love animals more.
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I do.
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Yeah, most humans do.
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She's she she's innocent, she's the epitome of innocence.
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If she hurts me, it's an accident.
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There's no there's no malicious intent there for her to like come for me.
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Well, and that's not true.
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When she wants her dinner, I was gonna say that she wants her cat to be like she'll chew on my ankles because she wants like her dinner and she'll do earlier.
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She'll go chew on my plants and like look at me, like stare me in the eyes and be like, I'm gonna want my fucking dinner.
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Pay attention.
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But no, there's just it's innocence, and and you've seen you've seen an encounter with my family.
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I've talked to you about some of some of my family that that are that have so many expectations of you or conditions, right?
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Unconditional love.
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And it's such a beautiful thing.
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I think I said with Arlis.
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Like Arlis, he just and sometimes I'm sure it annoys you.
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Sometimes you're like, okay, go okay, like give me a break, give me a break.
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Yeah, he's no, he's annoying.
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He's an but but he's also a big, massive that thinks he's the size of a cat.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But that unconditional love is rare, and it's to get that, to have something or someone waiting for you.
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You're their whole world.
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Like, that's so wonderful.
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Yeah.
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So many people in my life that our family that are like, I don't give a fuck what Jeffrey's doing.
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I don't care where he is, where he's at.
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So you have an animal that like sees you as your entire world, like it's beautiful.
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Yeah, it's nice to feel needed and wanted.
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Well, then get a uh a cat or a lab.
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Cat or lab.
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Or Great Pyrenees.
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It was so cute.
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And the soul oil.
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My grandma's dog, Bodhi.
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Shout out to Bodie.
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Don't get a chicken.
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Chickens don't give a shit about anything.
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Speaking of chickens, those eggs you gave me, are they supposed to be refrigerated or not?
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No.
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Okay.
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Well, they can be.
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But I didn't put them in the fridge and I was like, oh no.
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I think we like they're good.
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They're I think yeah, they're they're they're good for the eggs that you buy in the stores are months and months old.
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Those eggs that you got were like a day or two old.
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Yeah.
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But did you refrigerate them?
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No.
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Yeah, you're good.
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Just eat them soon.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm excited to.
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I'm surprised you haven't yet.
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I actually I think I had some for breakfast this morning.
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Yeah, yeah.
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There you go.
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I don't think.
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I know.
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I think I think I ate this.
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Well, you could have thought you had eggs, or you did have eggs, but you thought you had this kind or that kind.
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Yeah.
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No, who fucking cares?
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They're good eggs.
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A good egg.
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You're a good egg.
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There is a good egg in uh in Phoenix, the restaurant.
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The good egg, isn't it?
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I I don't know.
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I haven't been to Phoenix in years.
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Um, maybe we should uh make a road trip to Phoenix, take a trip down memory lane.
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You love Phoenix, you love the desert.
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Guess where I'm going tomorrow?
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Where are you going tomorrow?
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Oh, I do love Sedona too.
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Uh I'm going to Huntington Beach.
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It is my cousin's birthday.
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Ooh, I love Republicans.
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And uh that's their beach.
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They go there a lot.
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I think my my cousin, I think he plays, I know he plays baseball, but I think he has tournaments there.
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But uh we're uh they're renting a boat and we're going like on a little boat cruise, and there's I think a bar and everything on the on the ship.
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I'm jealous.
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I know, and there's no kids because my cousin, she has kids that are adults now.
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You know, leaving in their 20s.
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And yeah, my kids are they're hanging out with the cousins, cousins.
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Just get to drink on a boat.
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Uh-huh.
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TFTI, bro.
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And then my cousin, who is my cousin's husband, but all my cousin, uh, he's the designated driver.
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The doesn't need a boat driver?
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No, no.
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Well, I think there's somebody driving boat driver.
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What do you mean like the vehicle to get us there?
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We hope someone's sober enough to ride this thing.
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It's it's the fucking worst com ever.
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If I can't catch my breath, I can't get the copy.
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That's why you get smoked cigarettes.
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Or marijuana.
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Cigarettes are gross.
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Have you been to Huntington Beach?
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Yeah, of course I've been to Huntington Beach.
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But um, I guess I'd say Godmom, Deb, who Deb, who sometimes watches this.
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So hi Deb.
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Hi, Deb.
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I love you, Deb.
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Lives at Newport Beach, right?
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And that's within the vicinity.
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That's that's the same thing.
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I guess.
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Yeah.
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Newport Huntington, I feel like that's the same.
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All those beaches just kind of blur together to me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Um I don't go to those beaches.
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I mean, I love Oceanside.
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Go to Oceanside, and we were just there yesterday.
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It was really funny.
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I love Oceanside.
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But I have heard this thing time and time again about Oceanside.
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And this may be more particular, especially to people who are listening, because they may not know that at all.
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Even people that live out here don't know what oceanside is.
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Good.
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But don't tell them.
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Yeah.
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But I go, I well, I love it, but every per person I talk to there, they'll be like, Oceanside, that's it's kind of ghetto.
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I think it used to be.
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That's of course, but like my cousins that I were going to Huntington Beach, they they live in the the inland empire.
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Yeah.
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But they almost moved to Oceanside and this is years ago.
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Yeah.
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Because they lived in Vegas now.
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They were moving back to Soquel.
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They ended up moving where my cousin is from.
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But uh Oceanside at the time was a little shady.
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I think they've cleaned it up a lot.
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Well, they've cleaned clean up, but I think it's also, I mean, there was a there's drugs, there's stuff like that, right?
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That went on.
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There's homelessness, but that's everywhere.
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Shit is everywhere.
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But I also wonder sometimes, like the person who was telling me this, just had me thinking it.
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And it was she meant it now.
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She's like, I don't really want to go.
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Like, we were gonna go to meet at the beach.
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She's like, I'd rather go to Carl's bed.
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I'm like, but I want to go to the strand.
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I really like the strand.
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Like, let's go there.
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I was gonna go with my sister and I want to be there.
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And she's like, it's kind of ghetto.
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I was like, what?
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She's like, well, there's some homeless people around there.
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And I'm just like, is it ghetto to these people?
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They think it's not a good beach because it's actually quote unquote ghetto, which I know that word's outdated or whatever, right?
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But or is it just because anything other than ritzy high class is ghetto to these people?
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Especially if they she wants to go to Carlsbad.
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Yeah, I actually think it's like I don't think that there's any other level other than that, oh, there's not a lot of money here, so I don't want to go.
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But I like it because to me it represents Southern California.
00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:01.839
Like I go to Carlsbad.
00:23:01.920 --> 00:23:03.680
Sure, there's nice restaurants, it's expensive.
00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:05.039
It's like a hotel's all that shit.
00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:06.240
But like a little more tourist.
00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:07.359
I want a surfer vibe.
00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:12.240
Like I grew up in the Bay Area, I love Santa Cruz, I like Southern California for a fucking reason.
00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:15.039
I want diversity, I want families and fun.
00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:16.799
I want some stoner smoking pot.
00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:18.720
I want people playing guitar on the corner.
00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:20.960
I want people doing whatever the fuck they're doing.
00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:22.640
That's so Southern California to me.
00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:27.680
Well, I like Oceanside too because you can get you can be on the strand down in the water.
00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:31.200
You can walk up and hit a bar or restaurants or whatever, or walk over to the harbor.
00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:32.079
I love the harbor.
00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.640
The harbor is really kind of I don't know.
00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:37.519
It's not the nicest harbor, but it's still I don't know.
00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:38.960
There's something about it that's it's small.
00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:39.759
I like it.
00:23:39.920 --> 00:23:42.480
I go to that oyster bar, that like oyster grill that's up there.
00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:45.839
The food's not good, but it's the atmosphere is nice.
00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:49.200
It's we go to the the Mexican restaurant that's there when we go out there.
00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:50.240
You should try the oyster bar.
00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:53.680
I mean it's like up so you can get like a nice little view and it's oh wait a minute.
00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:55.519
Are you talking about where the lighthouse is?
00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:55.920
Yeah.
00:23:56.079 --> 00:24:00.480
Oh, I I thought you were talking about the other places, like standalone.
00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:01.440
Oh, yeah.
00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:03.119
It's a fancier restaurant, I think.
00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:04.240
My friends were telling me about it.
00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:04.720
We've never been.
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:05.680
Point being.
00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:06.400
It's lovely.
00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:09.119
And I like uh I like that energy.
00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:14.640
If I wanted to go to a really fancy, boring beach, I would there's something I'd go to Huntington Beach, apparently.
00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:16.799
Is Huntington boring?
00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:20.240
No, it's not boring, but like if I want to go around that vibe, that crowd.
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:21.599
But I just feel like it's pushing out.
00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:28.640
Like I mean, how many cities are we in or you see that like the creative, normal folk are being pushed out, right?
00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:30.160
San Francisco used to be that.
00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:31.920
I feel like oceanside was that kind of vibe.
00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:33.279
San Diego had a lot of that.
00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:35.839
There's certain a lot of parts of the Bay Area that had that.
00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:37.359
Well, the people were getting pushed out?
00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:38.160
Yeah, like arts being around.
00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:42.319
Like just artsy, fun, hippie, free going people that can't afford it, first of all.
00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.079
Like we can't afford to live there anymore.
00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:48.000
And so, but that's what made it fun, is just like community, right?
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:48.880
Community.
00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:55.440
They built these big ass hotels out there, and I'm not gonna go on a rant, but uh they build these big hotels and you get all these tourists.
00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:56.720
You're not gonna go on a rant?
00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:58.400
You you're gonna hold back today?
00:24:58.559 --> 00:24:59.519
Today's the day.
00:24:59.680 --> 00:24:59.920
Yeah.
00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:02.799
Today's the day you're going to hold back the rant.
00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:04.240
I'm finding my inner peace.
00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:04.480
Oh.
00:25:04.720 --> 00:25:06.000
I'm centering myself.
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.079
There's a lot of shit going on around, right?
00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:11.759
And I just need to I need to not be so negative.
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:13.440
It doesn't mean you have to be negative.
00:25:13.519 --> 00:25:14.960
You can rant and not be negative.
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:15.440
Yeah.
00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.240
You can rant about uh have a happy rant.
00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:19.359
What's a happy rant?
00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:20.720
Let's have a happy rant.
00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:22.160
What can you happy rant?
00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:24.240
You're very good friend to me, Blue.
00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:27.200
Guess I made him sick.
00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:30.880
I'm gonna very anything joyful, just making you ill.
00:25:31.200 --> 00:25:33.279
I feel like this is still from your birthday, though.
00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:34.559
Why would that be from my birthday?
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:35.440
What were you doing on my birthday?
00:25:35.599 --> 00:25:37.039
Because that's when we got all the J's.
00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:37.759
The J's.
00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:39.839
This is why you don't smoke, kids.
00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:41.039
I've never smoked.
00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:42.799
I don't know what you're talking about.
00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:47.759
Just I hate the L word, but literally, last episode.
00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:48.960
Literally.
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:50.160
Literally, Linda.
00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:53.599
Fucking last episode, you're talking about smoking.
00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.519
That was the last episode.
00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:56.240
What?
00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:57.200
That was the last episode.
00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:57.839
That's what I said.
00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:58.799
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.759
Literally the last episode.
00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:01.759
That was literally, like, literally.
00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:03.599
Oh, the language though.
00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:04.640
It's contagious.
00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:06.079
The word like should be banned.
00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:07.039
I think we talked about that.
00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:11.839
I was watching over some of the edits that you sent me, and we're seeing like a lot.
00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.240
Yeah.
00:26:12.319 --> 00:26:15.279
It's contagious because Matt says it a lot.
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.960
But the kids say it a lot because they're, you know, the verbiage that the kids speak.
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:19.519
Yeah.
00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:26.799
But I'll be in a in a store somewhere hearing, you know, some woman behind me just talk, talk, talk.
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.920
And you think it's a teenage girl.
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:30.559
And turn around, it's a 50-year-old woman.
00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:34.240
You know, unpopular opinion time.
00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:38.640
Fucking 50-year-old women speaking like a 14-year-old girl.
00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:40.319
It's, I don't know, it bugs me.
00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:41.279
Unpopular opinion?
00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:42.640
I think that's a fair unpopular opinion.
00:26:42.880 --> 00:26:45.119
I think it's there's okay, there's a California language.
00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:47.119
But there Yeah, the California language.
00:26:47.200 --> 00:27:05.519
But listen, I still am a little bit beefed out about my last unpopular opinion where you said it was a popular opinion, but I don't think I made my point is that how can it be a popular opinion if nobody, if everyone doesn't use their blinkers, then it must be popular to not use their blinker.
00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:14.480
So if I say my own popular opinion is those people are assholes, there must be so many of those people that are assholes for not using their blinkers.
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:20.319
So thereby it's unpopular because the majority of people don't use their blinkers and they think they don't need to, right?
00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:20.880
I guess so.
00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:23.200
I guess I looked at from an opinion point, right?
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:24.319
So someone's sharing their opinion.
00:27:24.960 -->
00:27:27.279
I feel like that unpopular fact.
00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:28.799
He's riled up.
00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:29.680
He's riled up.
00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:34.000
Okay, if we're on the car topic about that, I will say another driving thing.
00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:46.160
If we're going to unpopular opinions that pisses me off, are the amount of people all the time, like every fucking day that I drive, that can't like when you're turning into a plaza or something off of a main road and everyone's going 45, 55 down a main road.
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:51.279
Yeah, they can't like hug the fucking turn and then turn.
00:27:51.359 --> 00:27:58.799
They will just stay in the middle and slow down and then slowly turn their asses into their plaza.
00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:03.039
And everyone behind them has to fucking like break, halt.
00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:06.400
The same can be said coming out of a plaza onto a main road.
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:10.240
They'll be like, oh, oh, there's one car coming, like me, and then there's no one behind me.
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:10.880
They'd be fine.
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:16.319
But they're like, I'm gonna fucking whip out really fast, and then that pisses me off.
00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:17.119
Oh my gosh.
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:20.319
Because then a lot of times in those situations, you're stuck behind that.
00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:21.200
Oh, exactly.
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:22.240
Then you can't get around.
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:24.480
And I'm cruising, I'm blasting my slutty girl music.
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:25.519
I'm like, ah dah dah da.
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:26.400
And then it's like err.
00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:28.480
And then I'm just fucking inching behind them.
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:29.920
I'm like, how do I get around them?
00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:32.400
And I'm not an asshole driver, but it makes me want to be.
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:38.240
See, I would rather follow somebody who wants is gonna drive slow than somebody who drives inconsistently.
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:40.799
Somebody who speeds up and slows down, speeds up and slows.
00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:42.480
That's there's that's worse than a blinker on.
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:43.599
Ride those brakes.
00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:45.119
People that ride those freaking brakes.
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:46.079
It pisses me off.
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:46.480
Yeah.
00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:53.119
When I was a kid and uh had my my driver's permit, my mom fingering the hole.
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:54.240
My mom.
00:28:57.200 --> 00:28:58.240
I don't know.
00:28:59.839 --> 00:29:00.799
That's getting cut.
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:02.880
That is great if you get cut.
00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.519
I'm confusing my mom and the whole fingering.
00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:30.720
It was not meant because there's a hole right there in your fingering the um my mom told me uh because she would drive and I would backseat drive and start yelling at people on the road, and she was like, You're not gonna get your driver's license if you keep can't control your temper, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:37.839
Flash to 47 years old, and I'm still like my road rage is gonna get me killed one of these days, I'm sure.
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:38.480
Really?
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:39.599
I can't not.
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:40.160
I get mad.
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.119
I do love to flip someone off.
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:44.240
Well, the good thing is nobody sees you in your car because you're so low.
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.160
They're only gonna see you if you're changing lanes.
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:48.880
But they don't see anything, they just seem in a nose.
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:50.559
Dread by it.
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:55.039
You're like the the old people that FaceTime and then you only see this much of their face.
00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:00.079
Are being invaded.
00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:09.599
Anytime I hear a helicopter in the city, I think alien invasion or World War III is finally kicked off.
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:10.640
It's gonna be now.
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:11.519
It's gonna happen now.
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:13.119
Uh it is gonna be now.
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:22.400
Or it's gonna it's gonna happen after it's gonna happen after the next election when we have a different president and all these other countries are like, we don't get our way anymore.
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:23.680
Now we're gonna attack you.
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:25.200
That's when it's gonna happen.
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:27.039
I don't I don't think anyone cares anymore.
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.920
I think we're all so desensitized to everything that I think.
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:30.960
I think people care.
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:35.599
I just think people are I think people just feel like, what the fuck are they gonna do at this point?
00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:35.920
Yeah.
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:39.279
I think enough people care, just think of like we need the next one.
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:40.160
You can't hurt me.
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:41.599
You cannot hurt me more than I'll be.
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:43.279
If we ever have another election.
00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:44.240
Don't say that.
00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:45.200
I can't think of that.
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:45.440
What?
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:46.240
Don't say that.
00:30:46.480 --> 00:30:47.039
Don't say what?
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:48.400
That we're not gonna have another election.
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:49.680
I didn't say that.
00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:50.720
You said that.
00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.160
Oh shit.
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:56.400
What do you think draws people to reality television so much?
00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.559
And I'm guilty of it sometimes, but I I see a lot of Love Island.
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:05.599
I don't know what Love Island is because I've never watched it, but I have an idea of what it is.
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:12.720
And my theory
is people who are are uh uh love reality TV don't really have anything going on in their own life.
00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:15.200
I think they have to watch burn.
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:16.000
You hear that?
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:22.000
If you're watching Love Island, which probably most of you are if you're gay and you're watching us, he's coming for you.
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:23.279
It's my opinion.
00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:24.799
You said you don't have a life.
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:26.240
Fuck them if they don't like it.
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:34.160
Think about it, it's not but think about it is if you if I watch something, okay, I watch we're gonna watch something because it's an entertainment, right?
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:43.680
But if you watch something that is uh if I watch uh Under the Tuscan Sun, that example, for some reason that just popped in my head.
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:44.000
I love it.
00:31:44.319 --> 00:32:00.720
I do, I love it too, but I love it because I love Tuscany and I have I romanticize about owning a villa in Tuscany and having a small winery and being able to you know be dual citizens because I actually could be, I could apply for citizenship because I'm second generation.
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:02.880
You know, my family's from Sicily.
00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.720
So but when I watch that, that says something about me.
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:09.759
I'm watching that because that's something that I romanticize.
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:26.240
Um if I watch um Hope Floats, I'm romanticizing about like love and falling in love with somebody and you know being hurt, but then having somebody come along that loves me even more than the last person I you know what I mean?
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:36.160
Like we all have that in us, and I think that that you know, reality TV it like sucks in people who you know are escaping something.
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:40.720
Yeah, you know, shows that we watch, we're escaping something to be entertained by it.
00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:41.519
I don't know.
00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:42.880
I could be wrong, could be wrong.
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:44.880
I'm not saying that I'm right, I just you ask me what I think.
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:46.319
Instant gratification of it.
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:47.440
I guess maybe that's what I would think.
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:49.440
It's like I've never been into reality TV.
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:58.880
I think it's I think there's some funny moments that I I love, but I like feel like I draw I'm drawn to like the the memes or like the video, the shorts that come out of them.
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.480
There's some women like uh like Tiffany Pollard, you know her.
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:03.119
No idea.
00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:04.160
Tiffany New York.
00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:05.519
No idea.
00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.680
Basically, I'd tell Gemma she's a fat cunt in the shoes that she gave me.
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:12.880
No idea were not shoes I would particularly buy for myself.
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:14.640
They were old maiden type shoes.
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:18.079
I'm so glad that's not on my algorithm, but you know what else was never on my algorithm?
00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:19.039
The Kardashians.
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:20.640
Thank fucking god.
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:22.640
I can't stand the Kardashians.
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:23.680
I I yeah, yeah.
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:28.079
I mean, I I I don't even have a comment on that because that's to me is But how is that different than what you're talking about?
00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:30.160
It is, it's because Tiffany.
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:31.440
I mean, I don't know Love Island.
00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:32.640
No, I'm genuinely Love Island.
00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:33.920
I wouldn't even talk about Love Island anymore.
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:35.920
I think Tiffany me is just because she's Tiffany.
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:36.720
Tiffany Pollard.
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:37.759
I just said Tiffany New York.
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:38.720
Because she's funny.
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:40.400
Tiffany Pollard or Tiffany New York?
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:40.720
Tiffany.
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:42.400
They call her New York, they just call her New York.
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:43.200
They call her New York.
00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:44.160
It's like her nickname, New York.
00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:44.880
But her name is New York.
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:46.079
Pollard or Pollard.
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:46.480
You know what?
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:49.519
My nickname is is fucking, I don't know, Florescent.
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:50.559
Call me Florescent.
00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:51.440
I'm from Florescent.
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:52.160
Call me Florescent.
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:52.559
That's my nickname.
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:53.759
Nickname's Farm Fingers.
00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.920
Almost farm toes.
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.559
Clip those dogs.
00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:57.920
Clip those fucking dogs.
00:33:58.240 --> 00:33:59.359
Look at the dirt underneath it.
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:02.240
Somebody needs a fucking pedicure.
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:03.119
Suck on it.
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:03.839
Give it a lick.
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:07.119
He's already put them fucking toe flakes in my drink.
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:10.639
Get off my fucking cup.
00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:12.559
I mean, suck on my finger.
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:17.199
You're pretty limber for a man of your age, by the way, if you're putting your toes all the way up here.
00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:18.719
Where does this keep falling?
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:20.639
A man of my age.
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:23.679
No, I'm kidding.
00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:24.320
I take it back.
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:26.000
You look so jacked right now.
00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:27.119
For 47?
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:28.800
No, just period.
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:36.559
Into my early 40s, 42, whatever, I would buy if I
bought uh alcohol or something, I would still get carded.
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:41.119
And then like mid-40s came and I stopped being carded.
00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:41.679
Yeah.
00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:46.079
And uh I always felt that that felt so good when I got carded.
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:47.840
I'd be like, yeah, still have it.
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:48.159
Yeah.
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:52.719
Because if the if you were even, if they even suspected, they would have to card you, right?
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:56.079
Uh but it doesn't happen for me anymore, unfortunately.
00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:57.679
I mean, lucky you made it that far.
00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:58.800
I don't get carded.
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.039
If my beard, I know what you say.
00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:04.000
Thank you.
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:05.840
But you have so much more.
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:10.000
It's like if you went in on a tank top with the tank top, you not only have the beard, but you have the chest hair.
00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:12.079
Like you don't look like you're under 21.
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:13.039
The chest hair.
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.880
I I guess if I shaved, if I trim it all down and babyface.
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:19.039
Let's do a social experiment.
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:21.679
Let's both shave and see who gets carded.
00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:23.119
You already mostly shaved.
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:23.840
We might need to.
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:29.599
Can we start a uh uh a donation fund though, so we can go to multiple places and buy alcohol?
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.840
Send us money for alcohol, please.
00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:33.519
And we'll stay here and drink it.
00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:37.039
Until musky trunk starts making some musky money.
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:39.920
We're gonna need we're gonna need all the help we can get.
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:41.840
Money can be musky.
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:42.880
Yeah.
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:45.280
Depends on, especially the strip club.
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:47.039
The places that money gets shoved.
00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.039
Ooh, we could let's kill some time before we drive home and go to the strip club.
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.559
I've never been to a strip club.
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:53.039
Never?
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:53.519
Never.
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:55.920
I've always wanted to go see some women shake some tits.
00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:57.199
Oh, I wasn't talking about women.
00:35:57.360 --> 00:35:58.320
I want to go to a gay club.
00:35:58.559 --> 00:35:59.599
A gay gay clay.
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:00.559
A gay strip club.
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:02.000
I don't want to go to like a male or no male.
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.800
I don't want to go to like a male.
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:04.320
I mean, men, the men are fun.
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:07.199
I feel like women are so would be more fun to watch, though.
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:08.880
Like women are would perform in a way.
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.239
Like I I just am not into it.
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:16.960
Like the go-go boys, like some of them are hot, but I'm just not if there is one that could move, and there's only been You gotta go to Vegas.
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:17.519
Let's go to Vegas.
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.199
No, I was just gonna say there's only been one instance, and that was piranhas.
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.800
Let's let's do uh let's like let's do a meet and greet in Vegas.
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:25.760
A meet and greet?
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:26.320
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:38.000
You know that Matt and I we hosted a uh a trip to Italy with 20 complete strangers of followers of ours, and uh it was the black uh like it was such a great time.
00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:39.920
We're gonna have three people show up for our meeting.
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.760
No, we will have more.
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:42.960
We will have more.
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:43.760
Of three people.
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:44.559
Who's gonna come?
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:48.159
We're gonna have three, and one of them's gonna be that fucking guy that's angry at me all the time.
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:49.920
He's like, you need to apologize.
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:50.960
You need to do this.
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:52.079
No, he's fucked off.
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:53.119
Did he dip?
00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:54.880
I haven't seen the comment time.
00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:57.199
Ever since we pinned his comment, I don't think he's come back.
00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:58.159
The pin of shame.
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.760
If you say some shady shit to me, I'm not gonna get mad at you, I'm just gonna pin you.
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:02.880
The pin of shame.
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:03.920
Pin of shame.
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:21.039
Uh no, but I think that if we went to Vegas and we got a group of 10, maybe 20 people to join in in our trip, and we host it, and we what are we doing in Vegas?
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:22.480
Oh, seeing a strip bar.
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:23.440
Strip club.
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:32.159
I thought we were shopping for alcohol, but we'll shop for alcohol together and see who gets carted, and then we will go to the go like see some chip and dale and stuff.
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:37.360
We I once was at a birthday party that we hired a stripper to come into the room.
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:39.519
That was an experience.
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:40.320
Male?
00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:41.039
Female.
00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:42.159
Ooh, even better.
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:42.960
Yeah.
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:44.639
Uh, it wasn't though.
00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:45.920
It was kind of weird.
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:50.960
Because we were with family, so it was like it was weird to see it was weird to see like a stripper.
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.320
I didn't want to give details.
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:54.880
It's not my place to this is not my place.
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:58.239
I don't I wanted to give the story away because it was like, I don't know.
00:37:58.320 --> 00:37:59.599
It's it is what it is.
00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:13.199
But my point was is it turned weird when it started turning more sexual than anyone in the room was prepared for because it was like buddies and families and siblings, and it was Vegas who were like, ha ha ha, we're gonna hire a stripper.
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:16.159
And then she was under the impression that she was gonna like fuck it.
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:17.519
Well, she was like getting her pussy out.
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:19.039
She wanted to.
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:22.400
Sorry about the coughing.
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:27.519
But my point is when I get worked up, I cough a lot.
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:41.360
But my point is is that we were more you know, it was fun, it was funny, it was kind of like a gag, like ah, you're gonna fucking degrading her in her career, and you're you're laughing in her face.
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:43.119
She got fucking paid, and she knew exactly laughing.
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.280
And you know what she said to us when we were like, no, it's okay, that's okay, and we paid her and tipped her.
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:49.760
She's like, You guys are real, you're good guys.
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.119
Well, we're gay.
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:52.000
We're gay guys.
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:53.920
No, what Matt and I were the only gays.
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:54.320
Oh.
00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:54.719
Yeah.
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:55.840
Well then that's nice.
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.000
Uh but my point is she recognized and she didn't feel degraded.
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:01.679
We treated her with respect.
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:02.639
Well, as you should.
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:09.679
And tipped her and paid her money, and um, she didn't look anything like she did in her photos either.
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:25.840
It'd be like getting a picture of me 20 years ago and be like, I'm gonna come strip for you, and then I walk in and they're like, Okay, not bad, but it's kind of like grinder, meeting somebody on grinder, where you meet them and you're like, wait, but that picture obviously was from a long time ago.
00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:28.400
Yeah, oh yeah, it happens a lot, but I feel like I can see it.
00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.760
Like when I met you, I was like, You're a lot older than I thought you were gonna be.
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:32.800
Fuck you.
00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:33.920
Just kidding.
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:35.360
Yeah, we met on grinder.
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:37.599
Yeah, we met on grinder, everybody.
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:41.760
He and and and he let me raw dog it the first time I met him.
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:42.320
Raw.
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:44.639
Slap right in the face with it.
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:48.079
Chocolate surprise.
00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:52.320
We did not meet on grinder.
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:53.440
Don't be telling people that.
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:54.159
They're gonna believe it.
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:55.039
Of course they'll believe it.
00:39:55.519 --> 00:40:00.400
Especially if they only watched right there and they're like, oh, I'm so turned off, and then they're not gonna listen to this, and they're gonna go.
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:06.239
Okay, well, then if you're only listening to one comment somewhere randomly in the middle of a podcast episode, I can't, I don't know what to tell you.
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:07.679
What if I make a reel out of that?
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:08.480
And that's all they think.
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:10.960
Well, then that's on you because you gave it to them.
00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:13.039
Anything for the clicks, baby?
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:14.719
Not everything's about grinder.
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:17.280
Get your head out of fucking uh the garbage you can.
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:20.400
Not everything gay all leads back to grinder.
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:22.000
No.
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:22.400
No.
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.800
Where does it lead Madonna?
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:26.480
I was gonna say Madonna.
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:28.400
The queen of gay.
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:31.280
The Madonna grinder collab that she was doing too.
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.440
Uh oh, yeah, you wouldn't know.
00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:36.000
But the Madonna Grinder Collab.
00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:39.119
Right.
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:40.480
It's oh how would I not know?
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:41.840
It's even in her video.
00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:46.079
It's like on the bathroom stalls and everywhere in the video.
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:47.039
It's all grinder.
00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:49.360
You didn't notice that?
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:50.480
No.
00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:54.320
Yeah, in the the dancerio section of her Confessions 2 film.
00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:56.320
This thing is so floppy.
00:40:57.199 --> 00:40:57.760
Rude.
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:04.639
I'm not showing off, I'm cracking my body.
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:06.320
What's showing off about cracking?
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.000
You're just jealous that I can crack it.
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:09.199
I wish I could crack it.
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:10.960
I like when you crack it.
00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:12.159
I like to get cracked.
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.719
I actually don't like when you crack it.
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.239
I feel violated when you crack it.
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:17.360
You ready for it?
00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:19.280
I mean, we could try it.
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:23.360
Bring it in! Bring it in.
00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:24.400
Okay, we have to breathe out.
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:26.320
I know, but if I start coughing, you have to let me cough.
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:27.679
So I'm not even gonna be able to help hear you.
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:28.320
Okay.
00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:31.679
No, no, no, no, I'm not ready.
00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:32.159
I'm not ready.
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:32.719
I'm there ready.
00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:33.280
Okay.
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.599
I didn't breathe! I didn't breathe in.
00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:41.840
I didn't get a chance to breathe yet.
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:42.480
Are you ready?
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:45.679
You're gonna let me get comfortable and breathe out.
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.199
And then you're gonna breathe in to it.
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:48.719
I know what do you mean, breathe in?
00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:49.920
You should be out to it.
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:53.599
I know that, but you don't give me a chance to get comfortable because I'll start squeezing.
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:01.360
You keep laughing!
00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.280
Oh uncomfortable.
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.679
I'm I know how to be popped like this.
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:10.639
But the squeezing, I don't know what it is.
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:11.199
I don't know.
00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:12.559
I did it to Rosa the other day.
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:13.199
We do it to me.
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:13.679
I want it.
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:14.239
I want that one.
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:14.719
I want it.
00:42:14.800 --> 00:42:15.199
I want it.
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:15.760
I want it.
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:16.559
Alright, alright.
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:17.920
Don't drop me on the table though.
00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:18.559
I want it.
00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:18.960
Alright.
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:21.679
Alright.
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:23.280
Like a ragnoll.
00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:27.440
What is that black?
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.760
My ankle is pushed against the ready.
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:32.880
Oh.
00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:37.199
That popped a lot.
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:39.679
I'd have wished I'm my back does not pop that much.
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:41.039
It was fabulous.
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:42.159
Thank you.
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:45.840
Who knows what they heard of the conversations all that was going on?
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:48.400
All they saw were like two little two little bodies.
00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:49.920
Hips down.
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:52.320
Thank you for that.
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:52.880
That feels good.
00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:53.840
I feel a little better.
00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:55.599
I guess still feel like my upper back can need to be.
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:57.199
Well, it's because you giggle every time I'm trying to do it.
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:03.519
I think it's because the first time you did it, I wasn't expecting it.
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:04.639
It was very unexpected.
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:05.360
It was very unexpected.
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:08.559
It's trauma.
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:10.079
It's trauma response.
00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:12.320
What are friends for if not to traumatize me?
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:14.400
That's what friends are for.
00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:16.719
Agreed.
00:43:22.400
--> 00:43:23.280
What the fuck?
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:24.480
That's disgusting.
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:32.480
Anyone who's watching this that also uses this beautiful space, just you're welcome.
00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:34.480
No, it's this sick fuck.
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:37.280
If it smells like sun chips, you know who was here.
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:40.800
I ate an entire bag.
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:46.719
So we were we're supposed to be in here a little earlier than we were because somebody else was in here.
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:54.239
Uh and we stopped and I bought a bag of like a big bag of sun chips and I ate the whole thing.
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:55.519
No, I'm sucking in right now.
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:56.320
You look good.
00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:56.800
I don't know.
00:43:56.880 --> 00:43:57.679
You don't have to suck in.
00:43:57.840 --> 00:43:58.159
I do.
00:43:58.400 --> 00:43:59.840
For somebody who likes a little bit of belly.
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:02.000
You should give a little bit of a belly.
00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:07.280
We all perceive ourselves in a very negative way comparative to what we are.
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:10.079
Fuck your perception.
00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:10.719
Who said it?
00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:11.360
Who said it?
00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:14.239
It's all the same fucking thing.
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:16.880
I actually don't know.
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:18.559
Janice Joplin.
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:19.039
Oh.
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:20.800
Jesus Christ.
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:22.079
It's of your generation.
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:23.039
No, it's not.
00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:24.559
That's my dad's generation.
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:25.440
Thank you.
00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:27.119
How dare you?
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:28.159
How dare you?
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:31.280
Janice and Leonard Cohen, all the all those things.
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:34.239
No, my family wasn't a Leonard Cohen family.
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:35.039
Yeah.
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.320
They were Elvis, old time country.
00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:39.199
Elvis for sure.
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:40.400
Bob Seeger.
00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:43.199
Bob Seeger was big in my family.
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:46.880
Um The Juds.
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:50.559
Good stuff.
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:51.360
Good music.
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:55.440
Real chords, real instruments, no slutiness.
00:44:55.679 --> 00:45:00.239
Madonna was the the that was the sluttiness of my childhood.
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:01.840
What Joni Mitchell says about her.
00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:03.920
She's got that slut thing built into her.
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:05.199
Joni Mitchell said that.
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:06.880
She's like, I don't like Madonna.
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.360
She's got that slut thing built in or whatever, some shit like that.
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:10.079
Or the horror thing.
00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:10.800
I think that's what she said.
00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:11.920
She's got that horror thing built in.
00:45:12.239 --> 00:45:12.480
Really?
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:12.800
Yeah.
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:14.159
She's like a fucking hater.
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:19.920
I thought she I recently read something nice that Joni Mitchell said about Madonna.
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.480
Oh no, I'd only ever heard the her calling her a whore.
00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:23.840
I don't know.
00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:29.840
I think a lot of people that are greats like that let it get to their heads and then they think that they could they think that they're more important than other people.
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:31.519
Which is so fucked up, right?
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:33.280
Because like no one knows who you are now.
00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:37.679
What Madonna's not going around never was going around sleeping with everyone.
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:43.840
No, but it's but the she the connotation was like she's a whore because she's not a vocalist and she's showing her body.
00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:59.440
We're not gonna get into that right now, because you know me, and I will go on a fucking rampage about protecting sex and sex and music and how that is very separate from like actual vocalists or musicians or instrumentalists, like and how equally, I will say equally important I think that is.
00:45:59.679 --> 00:46:00.000
Yeah.
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:02.079
But we will talk about that another day.
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:07.840
Then what the fuck are we gonna talk about now?
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.000
I don't know how long have we been talking?
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:11.679
Been talking for a while.
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.360
This guy, every time he gets bored, he just feet go up.
00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:21.840
They also drive us here 27 minutes hours in traffic and then two and a half hours home.
00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:24.480
So if I can stretch my dogs a little bit.
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:25.920
Why do you call them dogs?
00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:26.719
They're your dogs.
00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:27.760
How shin.
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.320
They're not your dogs, they're your toes.
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:32.639
Your shin is that sensitive?
00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:35.199
Well, the way you put it was like uh I'm sorry.
00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:37.920
No, no, it's not now, it's just the way you placed it.
00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:39.440
Do I need to move my feet?
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:42.079
No, it's just playing footsies with you.
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:44.480
With these old farm toes?
00:46:44.639 --> 00:46:45.440
Just those old farm toes.
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:46.880
These are really bad right now.
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:48.159
It's just my big toe.
00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:49.199
It's my big toes.
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:49.760
It could be worse.
00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:50.159
They're dry.
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:52.719
No, they have like this socculent stuck in the corners.
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:53.840
You don't have bad feet.
00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:54.719
No, just dry.
00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:55.280
Not at all.
00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:56.800
You've actually you have pretty nice feet.
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.519
Some men have like troll toes, you know.
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:00.079
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.400
I don't like like hairy ass feet.
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:04.159
No, I I don't mind a little hair.
00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:05.599
A little, I don't mind a little hair.
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:06.400
I don't like it on here though.
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.599
If there's like hair on your because like I think my I don't mind hair right there.
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:11.840
No, I have hair like there.
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:13.360
Yeah, I like I like hair hair.
00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:14.480
I have hair there, but I don't.
00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:15.360
Oof, look at that.
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:16.400
I didn't even notice that.
00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:18.960
Um the worst part is the lint.
00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:21.199
When that lint gets in the corners, it does look like you have dirty toes.
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.440
I have it looks like you have dirty toes, but like you don't.
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:24.079
Yeah, no, I know.
00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:24.320
I know.
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:25.280
I know.
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:26.079
I see it.
00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:31.119
If you guys want to see it, you can go to my OnlyFans page where I display my feet all the time.
00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:32.719
Go to mine too.
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:34.400
My dog where I'm not showing my feet.
00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:38.480
I'm showing my cock and my BWC balls.
00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:39.280
Balls.
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:40.960
My balls and his zenith.
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:42.320
My I don't know about that.
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:45.840
Nothing goes in there.
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:46.960
Nothing goes in there.
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:47.519
That's not true.
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:49.760
I feel like I need my my toes out now.
00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:54.000
And no, we're not fetishists and we're not toe content people.
00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:56.079
We're doing it for the love of it.
00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:58.079
It's for the love of the game.
00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:00.559
I'm doing it for the money.
00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:01.840
If I'm being honest.
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:02.320
Fake.
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:03.360
Fake as fuck.
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:05.039
No, I like toes.
00:48:05.119 --> 00:48:05.920
I like feet.
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:06.880
You do?
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:07.920
Yeah.
00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:09.039
I think they're sexy.
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:10.559
What is it about you like about the feet?
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:11.679
Is it the meat?
00:48:11.840 --> 00:48:13.280
Is it the meat of the feet?
00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:17.840
It is the the I think it's the the the feet meat, yeah.
00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:18.400
The feet meat.
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:20.880
It's
the at feet meat.
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:22.400
I guess the at-feet meat.
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:24.400
It's interesting.
00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:27.360
Uh a feet is again, I will I will say, I don't think it's a fence.
00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:31.360
It's not on every dude that I think like, oh, sexy feet.
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:32.239
It's just certainly.
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:32.960
Well, I think feet.
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.079
If I like a person, they're everything about them sexy to me.
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:42.880
If I'm if I'm everything, not everything, but for the most yeah, like if I think somebody's sexy, I'm really like, what about your boyfriend?
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:43.360
Yeah.
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.039
Everything about him is sexy to you.
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:45.679
Yeah.
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:46.320
Okay.
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:47.360
Yeah.
00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:55.199
I mean, maybe I get a little on him about some hair that grows here, and he always thinks I'm an asshole for caring about it.
00:48:55.440 --> 00:48:56.880
Yeah, that's kind of an asshole of you.
00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:59.360
And I am an asshole for that, but but no, everything's sexy.
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:03.599
That would be like him being like, Jeffrey, yeah, you know what?
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:04.960
Your eyebrows are crooked.
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.119
You should really trim up the left one.
00:49:09.360 --> 00:49:10.159
Does it matter?
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:13.199
You're saying that his feet hair is not okay.
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:16.559
If you love everything about him, then you love everything about him.
00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:18.719
Your eyebrows are crooked right now.
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:22.239
Giving me a stink eye.
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:23.440
You know what I mean?
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:25.039
I get it.
00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:27.519
I don't think I have a foot fetish, but I do like feet.
00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:28.400
Like I do like feet.
00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.320
If I like the person, then I'll like your feet, right?
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:32.639
Because I think they're like it's a masculine part of the thing.
00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:35.199
What is like what is a fetish that you have though?
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:36.559
Like about guys.
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:44.960
Like if you saw a guy, what would be the first thing that you would probably like what's your fetish with guys?
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:47.280
I don't know.
00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:49.840
I don't know if I have a fetish per se.
00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:52.719
I like loosely.
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.239
I like pubes.
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:55.920
Like I don't like a clean shaven guy.
00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:56.719
I like hair.
00:49:56.880 --> 00:49:58.480
I don't like like a fucking bear.
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:00.800
I don't like bear hairy, but I don't like a waxed butt.
00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:08.000
No, I like just like some natural hair and like maybe just like a natural musk, if you will, a natural scent.
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:09.760
I do remember you telling me that before.
00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:14.000
But not like dirty, like like if you take a shower and then you go on like a walk.
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:14.400
Yeah.
00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:16.320
And then you have like a little sweatiness too.
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:17.280
It's like your natural smell.
00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:18.079
I think that's sexy.
00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:20.320
Your mouth does that with you.
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.320
That's how I picture you smell sniffing it.
00:50:26.559 --> 00:50:27.679
I don't have to go that far in.
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.000
The schnazz, I can smell it in the mile away.
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:32.719
Poking through a picket fence.
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:40.000
Uh all right, so okay.
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:40.719
Fair.
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:42.000
I would agree with that.
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:44.000
Tell me yours.
00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:49.199
It always differs depending on who it is that I might be thinking or looking at, right?
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:57.039
So um I uh I just really like butts.
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.639
I really like butts.
00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:00.639
I don't know what it is about a butt, but I like them.
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:01.679
Booty boy.
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:02.880
I do.
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:07.119
I like them flat, I like them big, I like them juicy, I like them hairy.
00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:09.360
I like them junkie.
00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:12.480
Uh I just don't like them.
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:13.360
Poopy.
00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:15.440
Um, all right, here's an unpopular opinion.
00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:17.599
This would this here's something that would get me canceled for.
00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:21.119
I don't like them smooth because they look too feminine.
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:23.440
I know.
00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:25.039
But that's offensive to some people.
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:27.360
Cancelled, boop, done.
00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:28.320
Oh wow.
00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:30.000
How dare.
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:35.360
But listen, at the same time, if it was I guess it just kind of depends on the butt.
00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:39.920
Because there would be some smooth booties that I'd be like, oh, it's a sexy booty.
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:47.280
But you know what I would rather not ever see again is a dude in a speedo.
00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:49.679
Yeah, I'm not turned on by that.
00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:50.000
No.
00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:50.960
I'm not turned on by it.
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:58.639
I'm trying to do like on the beach or whatever, but like even jock straps for me are kind of like I don't mind a jock strap.
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:01.119
You know what turns me on more than a jock strap?
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:01.440
What?
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:07.039
Is some fucking Hanes, some classic sexy working man underwear.
00:52:07.199 -->
00:52:08.320
I don't think we've talked about it on the podcast.
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.159
We talked about it, but I don't know about it on the podcast.
00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:10.400
Yeah.
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.880
But I think like just dude undies, like just some dude boxer briefs.
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:23.039
That's the kind where you like you see, I don't know, uh repairman on the side of the road bending over, and it was like a fruit of the looms or popping out.
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:23.679
Exactly.
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:31.440
You see a repairman on the side of the road who's showing 15 inches above crack.
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:32.320
There you go.
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:33.679
I don't know what that is, but yes.
00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:38.000
That was uh I think it was like Rick D's or something back in the day instead of Love Shack.
00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:44.800
They said they would mock a song, like do a mock song into the song before the song started playing.
00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:47.679
Yeah, I think I might not have been Rick D's, but it was somebody a long time ago.
00:52:47.760 --> 00:52:49.199
And that's how it was always Rick D's.
00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:50.639
You don't know who Rick D's is?
00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:52.159
Rick D's nuts?
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:53.440
Rick D's nuts.
00:52:53.920 --> 00:52:54.320
Fuck you.
00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:55.760
This is stupid.
00:52:56.079 --> 00:52:56.719
No, I don't.
00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:57.280
I don't.
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.559
Uh Rick D's was he was a big deal.
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:03.199
Rick D's.
00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:04.159
Back in your day.
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:12.639
You know what's funny is that I rem when I'm thinking about I called into Rick D's one time and I got on the show, morning show.
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:20.320
Um and it was probably like 2001, 2003, which he would have been like fucking three years old.
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:20.800
Yeah.
00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:21.840
Whoa.
00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:26.719
Yeah, Rick D's nuts.
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:36.079
Anyhow, so yes, I would rather butt like but like board shorts are the sexiest to me on a beach, board shorts.
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:36.719
Board shorts.
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:40.559
I like that you could like there's um some sexiness, movement.
00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:41.199
Some buttons.
00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:46.400
I like that those there's like the way they hug the bat the the hips and the butt crack and some kinds.
00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:48.159
It's just like a dude in shorts.
00:53:48.320 --> 00:53:48.559
Yeah.
00:53:48.719 --> 00:53:49.760
That's how I like that.
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:52.320
Board shorts are sexy to me.
00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:53.760
Speedoes?
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:54.880
Board shorts.
00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:56.000
Let me let me go right now.
00:53:56.079 --> 00:53:57.599
I'm gonna go order some board shorts.
00:53:58.400 --> 00:53:59.920
Then you can model for everyone.
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:01.679
Where is my phone?
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:04.559
Um what do you wear?
00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:06.559
But I've never been to the beach with you.
00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:08.559
Um what do you wear?
00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:10.559
I wear Speedoes.
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:16.239
No, I wear my uh I just wear my regular like swimming trunks.
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:20.320
I wear sometimes I like like the Chubby's brand one because they're like a five-engine seam.
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:21.519
I like a good five-engine seam.
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:26.320
Though I do have that one pair that's really cute that that guy, the same one that bought me that tank top, bought me.
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:27.280
This is fucking insane.
00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:28.960
They're like$150 swimming trunks.
00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:32.800
I'm trying to think what we're in the mountains and we were in the hot tub.
00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:36.079
Because that would have been the only time I those green ones.
00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:39.519
I just remember feeling like I was being murdered because it was so fucking cold outside.
00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:41.199
You're miserable though, other than that.
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:42.480
You're just like sick.
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:46.719
And you kept trying to pressure, giving me alcohol, pressuring me to go out in the snow to get in the hot tub.
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:47.920
Oh, I'm so mean.
00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:48.880
I'm such a bad friend.
00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:53.440
And then I was sitting there getting rained on or dripped on, and you're like, oh, you're being so dramatic.
00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:56.079
And then we switched spots, you're like, oh yeah, you are getting dripped on.
00:54:56.239 --> 00:54:57.119
Hey, but I switched spots.
00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:57.519
I'm a good friend.
00:54:57.760 --> 00:54:59.920
You did, and then I became more cool because I wasn't.
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:03.039
You did make me soup, but then you left it out and it got wasted.
00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:04.800
And I made you a new meal the next day.
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.519
You did, and then you only gave me one piece of cheesecake.
00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:09.519
So you didn't ask for two.
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:10.559
Should I have to ask?
00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:14.000
Should somebody have to ask for an extra piece of cheesecake?
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:15.440
If you want it.
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:16.800
Or you could have just taken it.
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:18.320
If you want your cake, you take it.
00:55:18.480 --> 00:55:19.119
You just take it.
00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:20.800
You want your cake and eat it too.
00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:23.199
I want of course I want my cake and I want to eat it too.
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:25.519
That's a dumb fucking saying, whoever said that.
00:55:26.079 --> 00:55:27.920
Why wouldn't you want to eat your fucking cake?
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:29.519
He wants his cake and he wants to eat it
too.
00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:30.960
It's like you know fucking shit, bitch.
00:55:31.199 --> 00:55:31.760
No shit.
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:34.800
I bought it or I or I took it, it's mine.
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:35.679
I'm eating it.
00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:36.559
I stole it.
00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:37.519
I stole that shit.
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.599
I seen it over there and I stole it.
00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:41.039
Only a smooth cake, though.
00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:43.920
I mean only a non-smooth cake, apparently, to you.
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:48.719
Oh, whatever.
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:49.199
Boring.
00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:49.920
Peach.
00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:53.360
What's the best thing that happened to you this past week?
00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:57.519
I think yesterday was probably the best day, for sure.
00:55:58.079 --> 00:55:58.960
All of us hanging out.
00:55:59.199 --> 00:55:59.599
That was fun.
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:00.320
It was really fun.
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:04.400
Going down to the the strand and just vibing.
00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:05.039
It was fun.
00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:06.719
That's why I like that area.
00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:08.480
Like I was saying, I just like it.
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:09.599
Just feels like a life.
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:11.360
I I like seeing life go by.
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:12.639
I like seeing families.
00:56:12.800 --> 00:56:17.679
I like seeing friends and people just out in the world living.
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.320
And uh and I get annoyed with by people a lot.
00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:21.039
It's pretty common.
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:24.159
I but lately I've been I think a lot better just like shutting myself down.
00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:28.320
Like if somebody's walking in front of me and they're going too slow, or they stop suddenly, or I'm in crowds.
00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:30.000
I get like really anxious and mad.
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:36.000
But then I'm also getting better at I'm getting better at pulling up back and being like, okay, you know what?
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:36.639
They're just existing.
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:37.519
And like we're all here.
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:38.719
We're all here to be here.
00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:39.760
And I'm gonna take it in.
00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:40.559
No, but there's some people.
00:56:40.960 --> 00:56:41.360
Unless I'm hungry.
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.880
If I'm hungry though, and I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:46.639
Um give me some fucking food.
00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:48.159
That'll test a friendship, that's for sure.
00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:48.719
Food?
00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:49.360
Hunger.
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:50.159
Hunger.
00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:52.559
Well, is there a dispensary down there?
00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:55.360
We actually went to one after the beach.
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:57.360
Yeah, once you guys left and then is it in that area?
00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:58.480
No, it's in Vista.
00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:02.400
We had to drive like 13, 14 minutes to Vista to Urban Leaf.
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:04.719
Is it off to 78?
00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:07.920
No, I don't know.
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:08.239
Maybe.
00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:08.639
I don't know.
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:09.119
Highways.
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:09.599
I'm gay.
00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:10.800
But it's off a highway.
00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:11.280
Yeah.
00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:14.480
Like you can it's the highway and then the shop.
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.519
No, well it's it's kind of.
00:57:17.599 --> 00:57:19.280
There's like a back road, like along the highway.
00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:20.239
A frontage road.
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:20.800
Yeah, you sure.
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:21.199
Kind of.
00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:23.119
But it's right there, next to each other.
00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:23.440
Yeah.
00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:24.559
It's a good dispensary.
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:27.679
Uh I got a uh a clone there once.
00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:29.119
I've only been there once.
00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:31.920
It's so far from me, I would not go all the way up there.
00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:34.719
But okay.
00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:36.320
Got some good joints.
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:37.760
Said I was gonna stop smoking.
00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:39.519
And you bought more?
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:41.519
Well, Austin wanted them.
00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:42.480
Oh, Austin.
00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:44.079
Don't blame Austin for it.
00:57:44.719 --> 00:57:45.920
You gotta support your boyfriend.
00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:48.480
If your boyfriend wants a joint, then you deserves it.
00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:50.320
He does Austin deserves it.
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:50.639
Why?
00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:51.760
Because he has to deal with me?
00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:53.119
No, because he's Austin.
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:54.880
There you go.
00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:55.760
He deserves it.
00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:56.960
Yeah, I agree.
00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:58.559
Smoke one for me, Austin.
00:57:58.719 --> 00:57:59.039
I can't.
00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:00.800
I'm already a lung short.
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:01.360
I know.
00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:02.320
I gotta stop.
00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:03.199
I gotta stop.
00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:05.119
I'm telling you, that's how that's why I got sick.
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:07.679
I know you think that I got sick because I caught something.
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:08.559
It's not.
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:12.480
I feel I'm sick from smoking because I know when I hit it, I told you this last night.
00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:20.639
I'd know the day that I was smoking that joint, and I was like, oh, I felt it, and I knew I pushed it too much, and then I smoke one more after that, and I just kept feeling it and kept feeling it.
00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:21.280
Plenty of.
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:22.880
And it's only in my chest.
00:58:23.039 --> 00:58:24.400
I'm no other symptoms.
00:58:24.559 -->
00:58:26.079
You're just getting it nobody else in my family.
00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:32.719
I feel like every every every man reaches a certain point where they they get that locker room cough.
00:58:33.360 --> 00:58:34.639
It's sexy to you, isn't it?
00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:35.920
It is kind of sexy to me.
00:58:36.079 --> 00:58:36.719
Yeah.
00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:39.280
Keep making me laugh.
00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:40.159
I'll keep coughing.
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:42.400
Fight it back every time I chuckle.
00:58:45.679 --> 00:58:47.039
He's just trying to turn me on right now.
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:58.719
Well, I if you were gonna ask me the same question, I would agree that yes, yesterday was one of the best things that's happened.
00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:00.800
He's got many more important things than that.
00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:04.159
No, but I've had really good moments uh with my kids this week.
00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:06.320
Okay, and it's been of course you win with that.
00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:11.039
No, I know no, it's not a competition, but my point is like sometimes it's hard being a parent.
00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:12.559
Sometimes it's easy.
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:16.559
And my kids, as you know, are fantastic kids.
00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:16.800
Yeah.
00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:19.840
Um, but they're still preteens, and it's just sometimes it's hard.
00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:23.840
Um, but I just, you know, just had some good moments.
00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:24.639
That's good.
00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:28.159
Um not that we're gonna share because it's it's private.
00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:31.280
They their life and their choice to share.
00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:41.119
If I can share anything, I want to share what's what I said with you in the car, which is that I really respect you as a parent, both you and Matt, and just how uh there you are.
00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:49.760
You're very present and I'm not gonna say strict, like because you're definitely more strict than my parents were with me, but it but it shows in a great way.
00:59:49.840 --> 00:59:55.599
Like your kids are so present and there and just kind of thoughtful and oh and aware.
00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:57.840
Yeah, it's like there's something that that's lacking.
00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:00.880
Would you uh say that they're engaging?
01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:06.400
Very, yeah, very intelligent, that's always polite, friendly, fun to be around.
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:09.519
You know, just there I I may talk a lot of shit about kids and joke.
01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:11.280
I feel like there's a lot of gay people that do that.
01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:16.159
Kids can be assholes, but but I'm not gonna be the type of person like I'm not gonna hang out with you because you have kids.
01:00:16.239 --> 01:00:17.920
I only I know I've made comments about some of the people.
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:21.760
I'm trying to see how many people I don't hang out with anymore, but they don't want to hang out
with places.
01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:22.559
I say that all the time.
01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:23.920
I get wait, you say what?
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:30.159
When I was like in the other episode, I was like, I want kid-free spaces more than which I do in some capacities for some specific things.
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:31.679
I'm a parent and I agree with it.
01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:41.360
I would love I I like kid free, but I'll say like just the fact that you're my little sister, like when she was probably like Rose's age, is just chronically on her phone.
01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:42.880
And it shows now, Katie.
01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:43.760
Look at your ass.
01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:46.559
No, leave Katie out of this.
01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:47.280
Jeez.
01:00:47.760 --> 01:00:50.400
No, but there's it felt really.
01:00:50.559 --> 01:00:51.280
I will say this.
01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:57.599
I I really enjoyed the day even more because you are also very on your phone a lot, and I'm on my phone a lot.
01:00:57.760 --> 01:00:59.039
But none of us were really on our phones.
01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:01.440
None of us, none of us were on our phones.
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:03.199
No, I only got on my phone to take some pictures.
01:01:03.440 --> 01:01:06.960
Yeah, but none of us were, and it just felt I really I want to thank you for that.
01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:11.119
I think it was really nice to just be present with one another.
01:01:11.440 --> 01:01:12.480
Felt really good.
01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:16.480
I think that even though you and I can be on our phones, like we're still very engaged.
01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:25.199
But I think it's like it says him, I'll be like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and he's like the 10 minutes later, what I was processing.
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:40.320
Yeah, uh no, but I think that we are, I think that we're on the same page a lot, even because a lot of times if we're on the phone and we're together, it's because we're doing something, we're not just consuming space and and waiting, you know, for our fucking years to tick by and die.
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:45.840
We are hanging out and doing something, so there's a purpose, but I don't know, past that.
01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:47.599
I mean, I guess my I don't know.
01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:54.159
I've always been I've we've raised our kids that kids to where they engage.
01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:54.800
Yeah.
01:01:55.039 --> 01:02:01.599
You know, they're they're it's that's what we do when we hang around other people and and you know, I don't know.
01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:02.159
It's hard.
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:04.880
It's hard because they are at that age and they always want to be on their phones.
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:08.960
But they seem like they correct me if I'm wrong, but they seem like they were having fun too.
01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:11.119
Yeah, I didn't have to a single time tell them to get off their phones.
01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:12.559
They they didn't even pull.
01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:22.480
I think Chrome pulled out his phone because there's a baseball game to like check or something, but I didn't have to um they were on their phones when we were at the the the pub or the brew.
01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:25.840
Yeah, but they were watching something while we were watching having some adult conversations, right?
01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:30.559
That's why I mean like they're good at they're good at gauging when it's appropriate.
01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:37.280
And yeah, and uh did I tell you what Crow said when I don't think anyone else caught it.
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.119
I may have told you, maybe I told Matt.
01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:43.039
Uh he came up and he said, Ah, you guys are flirting with each other's boyfriends.
01:02:43.679 --> 01:02:49.760
Didn't tell me that he doubled down too, and you're told it just giggling in my ear.
01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:52.079
Somebody was like, just get your ass out of here.
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:53.360
Mind your business.
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.119
Go put on the for once, go on your phone.
01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:56.960
And then Rose is over there snickering.
01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:58.400
That's cute.
01:02:58.480 --> 01:02:58.800
That's funny.
01:02:58.880 --> 01:02:59.199
That's sweet.
01:02:59.360 --> 01:02:59.920
They're good kids.
01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:00.239
They're good.
01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:01.199
Great kids.
01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:02.079
Really?
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:02.880
Good dad.
01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:05.519
I think it's also something I'm gonna notice.
01:03:06.480 --> 01:03:08.800
Not because I, you know, it's no shade out there.
01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:12.880
I'm not that's not me saying I have daddy issues, but like, you know, my parenting was different.
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.599
I never had a relationship with my father in that way.
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:17.920
I never lived with him, I never was involved with him in that way.
01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:19.440
We'd see each other sometimes.
01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:31.920
My only father figure is my grandpa, and my family was kind of scattered in bits and pieces, and so there's something just really sweet about that and and just really caring about your kids and and and putting your kids first.
01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:34.400
I think uh rare surprisingly.
01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:39.599
I think there's a lot that goes into that, but I think that in your case, I think that you would make a great dad.
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:51.599
I think that the way that you care and love and think about your cat shows that you have that capacity to care and not having that growing up, I think is what's going to make you dad.
01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:52.320
I'd agree with that.
01:03:52.400 --> 01:04:01.360
I um I think it wouldn't I don't know if I ever will or if that's it really in the cards for me or if that's what I want, but I'm not gonna ask because the last time I asked somebody I fucking yelled at.
01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:03.519
Which by the way fucking selfish of you.
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:04.320
What the fuck?
01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:05.360
Well, you know what's funny?
01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:06.960
Did you see my my uh post?
01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:10.719
And then I reel after I posted, I was like, I wonder if if he follows me, and he does.
01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:11.599
He follows me.
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:12.800
Did you see it?
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:13.840
Did you see if he saw it?
01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:15.360
Uh oh, I didn't look.
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:16.719
I'd have been there like scrolling.
01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:20.880
Well, I guess you have a lot of followers, so you can't just go and but no, you could see who follows you.
01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:22.880
Yeah, but like who saw the story.
01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:24.159
Yeah, you just go through it.
01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:25.039
But that would take forever.
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:26.320
You have so many people.
01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:27.599
Yeah, but not everyone.
01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:29.440
How many couple hundred people?
01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:32.079
It's easy for me to Oh, you're up to 3,000 now.
01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:35.920
Please follow Joffrey at Geosty.
01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:37.599
No, I'm not desperate.
01:04:37.840 --> 01:04:39.840
Don't don't follow me.
01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:46.079
But I do post some almost nudes on my story that my family gets very mad at me about.
01:04:46.639 --> 01:04:47.360
Yes, yes, yes.
01:04:47.440 --> 01:04:52.239
But if they if they really knew the truth about his OnlyFans, they would be even more mad.
01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:53.280
So you probably should support.
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:54.960
What do you keep saying I have an OnlyFans?
01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:56.880
You're gonna make these people think I have an OnlyFans.
01:04:57.119 --> 01:04:58.800
We have to raise money for a studio.
01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:02.400
We need to build a studio space, so you need to make some fucking money.
01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:04.320
Uh, this has been riveting.
01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.480
There's words I feel like like riveting.
01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:07.519
I do say riveting more now.
01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:12.480
But Cro has said that multiple times in the last, like sarcastically to us, like, oh, that's so riveting.
01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:12.880
That's funny.
01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:15.599
It must have come up in uh something recently.
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:16.159
Who knows?
01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:17.920
I I've been saying that re in recent months.
01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:18.960
I may say it, but I like it.
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:27.280
But maybe I was also thinking of those words, like there's just some words that we don't use often because I don't feel like it's appropriate to.
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:27.920
I don't know why.
01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:28.559
So riveting.
01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:29.920
No, no, like we're that's a good one.
01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:33.119
Let me think like um titillating, like spectacular.
01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:34.880
Like it's a word, and we all know it.
01:05:34.960 --> 01:05:39.840
It's a part of most people's vocabulary, but like why am I afraid to use a word like that?
01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:40.559
Spectacular?
01:05:40.719 --> 01:05:44.079
Yeah, like I wouldn't when somebody's like, What did you how was that event?
01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:45.920
I would be like, it's great, it was awesome.
01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:49.920
Like, I'm never I don't feel like it's ever a moment that I mean, like it was spectacular.
01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:52.880
I want to bring back into that though.
01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:55.760
I always say groovy because I was trying to bring that back, but nobody else will say it.
01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:56.800
So that I always say groovy.
01:05:57.840 --> 01:05:59.760
I like that you say it, but you're like, but I don't want anyone else to.
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:00.320
Say it.
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:01.360
You're like, it's my thing.
01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:02.480
There you go.
01:06:02.960 --> 01:06:04.480
I do like that you say groovy.
01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:05.360
Spectacular.
01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:08.800
I only think that because there's a song Austin was showing me some girl girly.
01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:09.840
It was kind of funny.
01:06:09.920 --> 01:06:11.360
Like one of those really bad old songs.
01:06:11.599 --> 01:06:13.199
It was like the sex of spectacular.
01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:17.519
It's like the name of the way that spectacular sex or whatever is the name was.
01:06:17.679 --> 01:06:19.199
It was I don't know, but it made me think of it.
01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:20.000
It was just funny to hear.
01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:23.039
You should try to work it into your everyday vocabulary.
01:06:23.199 --> 01:06:25.119
Every day we should pick a word that we use.
01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:27.199
So yours for the rest of the day is spectacular.
01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:28.480
Spectacular.
01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:30.320
Um I need a word now.
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:30.880
What's your word?
01:06:33.119 --> 01:06:34.559
With a big word for you.
01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:44.639
How about um circumference?
01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:49.440
Circumference.
01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:49.920
Yeah, yeah.
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:53.760
That is a thick circumference.
01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:59.280
Ouch! Ouch.
01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:01.760
Ouch, that circumference.
01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:03.199
The circumference of that hole.
01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:05.840
Penetrated too deeply.
01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:06.719
This is the thing.
01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:17.599
My grandmother listens to this podcast, and then her 80-year-old friend, my grandma's 80, and her 80-year-old friend came to visit her, and they both were watching the episodes of our podcast together in the living room.
01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:18.400
Shout out.
01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:19.920
And Nani and Herbie.
01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:21.119
Nani and Mary.
01:07:21.199 --> 01:07:22.719
And Mary was like, it's interesting.
01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:24.480
Like, I'm learning so many things.
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.960
And she's like, OnlyFans.com.
01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:31.119
What's an OnlyFans?
01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:34.000
It's like the kids are saying this thing, eating ass.
01:07:34.480 --> 01:07:37.440
Is that like is that is that like when you fall and you eat shit?
01:07:37.599 --> 01:07:38.800
Like eating ass.
01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:40.480
Nope, nope.
01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:47.840
My mom commenting, fighting people on our comments on YouTube.
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:55.519
The one that was like, this podcast is what happens when uh somebody gives their gay son money for a garage band.
01:07:55.599 --> 01:07:57.440
And my mom's like, I'll let you know.
01:07:57.519 --> 01:07:59.280
My son happens to be so talented.
01:07:59.679 --> 01:08:03.360
I thought she was the one that responded back and was like, garage band's free, dumbass.
01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:04.559
No, someone else said that too.
01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:08.400
She also said the other one, the other guy was like, Let me pay your bills about me.
01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:10.719
And my mom was like, You're you're on.
01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:13.199
Like, blah blah like she was so about it.
01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:15.119
Like, please pay my son the bills.
01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:16.479
Did you reach out to them?
01:08:17.119 --> 01:08:17.840
He responded today.
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:19.199
I meant to tell you to her comment.
01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:22.000
And my mom, she's like, You're on, blah, blah, blah.
01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:27.439
And I don't think he realized obviously it's my mother because she's some random woman commenting, and he was like, only for Jeffrey.
01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:28.239
Good try, though.
01:08:28.640 --> 01:08:30.000
Oh, I'm like, okay.
01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.960
So if you're serious about pay my bills, then please pay my bills.
01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:33.600
Can you double them?
01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:38.800
I mean, well, it depends on how much he's giving me.
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:40.479
Get in line, bitch.
01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:42.159
I am in line behind you.
01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:43.520
Fucking pass it back.
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:45.439
Behind me fucking passing?
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:46.000
Yeah.
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:47.119
Huh?
01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:48.000
No.
01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:48.479
Huh?
01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:49.840
I'm standing in line.
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:50.720
Pass it back.
01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:51.439
The money?
01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:51.760
Yeah.
01:08:52.000 --> 01:08:55.119
Tell him that you need twice as much as you actually need, and then give me half.
01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:56.640
Oh, well, if I say that.
01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:00.000
Well, if you're you you I'm Jeffrey.
01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:01.359
Joffrey in some cases.
01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:02.159
I'm Joffrey.
01:09:02.399 --> 01:09:03.199
Pay my bills.
01:09:03.359 --> 01:09:04.000
Pay my bills.
01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:04.800
Pay my bills.
01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:06.319
Pay our bills.
01:09:06.720 --> 01:09:07.760
I, you know what?
01:09:07.840 --> 01:09:11.279
You pay his bills because I want to earn my own way.
01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:18.640
I want to say, I pay my own bills because I have earned my money.
01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:19.920
And that would be your path.
01:09:20.239 --> 01:09:21.600
That would be your path.
01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:23.920
I'm just gonna move to the city.
01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:25.119
Come on, Heidi Montag.
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:28.800
Ugh, I'm so glad that that thing is not happening.
01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:29.600
What thing?
01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:31.680
That fucking her husband being the like.
01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:32.800
Oh my gosh.
01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:33.199
I know.
01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:37.359
Other people got mad at me because I was like, oh, Heidi Montag, I love superficial, like that album.
01:09:37.439 --> 01:09:41.680
And they're like, and again, I was like me being like, I love that album, and they're like, oh, you're a Republican.
01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:44.479
I'm like, it's a fucking album from back in the day, like 2008.
01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:46.960
Uh I don't doesn't mean I love Heidi.
01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:48.239
I just Heidi is.
01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:48.960
You do love her.
01:09:49.199 --> 01:09:52.960
Heidi has a podcast in your net in this network.
01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:53.760
She does.
01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:54.880
Maybe she's sat in that.
01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:56.159
So maybe we're gonna get Heidi.
01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:58.239
Heidi, you don't know who I am.
01:09:58.399 --> 01:10:00.399
You're never probably gonna see this because you're too good for it.
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:03.279
Heidi is not, we're not going to do something with Heidi Montag.
01:10:03.439 --> 01:10:03.840
Why not?
01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:05.439
Because I forbid it.
01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:08.560
Okay, then it's gonna be just me and Heidi.
01:10:08.720 --> 01:10:14.159
That'll be as you're gonna When you're in Arizona next month, I'm having Heidi Montag sit in your spot.
01:10:14.399 --> 01:10:16.079
Heidi's like, I it's a faggot.
01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:17.279
I don't want to go one of the faggots.
01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:18.720
I'm a Republican now.
01:10:18.960 --> 01:10:27.439
Uh no, you know, I wouldn't do, I wouldn't, uh I wouldn't, I don't want to do uh podcast with anybody who represents what they represent.
01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:28.000
I know.
01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:29.279
I'm just talking shit.
01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:31.439
But I'm just I'm not, I'm just talking sex.
01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:34.079
Except for Gwen Stefani, I would have Gwen Stefani on here.
01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:38.319
Yeah, but I don't think that Gwen Stefani is really what people are trying to make her
out to be.
01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:43.680
Changing the topic.
01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:46.239
Do you have anything else valuable to say before we go?
01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:47.920
I see many valuable things, blue.
01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:50.079
Do you have an unpopular opinion?
01:10:50.479 --> 01:10:52.640
We did our unpopular opinions, and I forgot what you're fixed.
01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:54.000
I told you.
01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:58.560
This is what happens when you do a podcast with somebody a little older than you.
01:10:58.720 --> 01:11:01.359
They forget what your unpopular opinions are.
01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:03.760
It's good.
01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:06.960
I can reinvent myself a couple times because I don't believe it all.
01:11:07.039 --> 01:11:07.439
Yep.
01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:09.199
First time I'm hearing this.
01:11:09.520 --> 01:11:10.319
You know what?
01:11:10.560 --> 01:11:11.520
I don't know what.
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:12.000
Oh.
01:11:13.199 --> 01:11:14.640
I don't either.
01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:16.079
I have nothing else to say.
01:11:16.399 --> 01:11:17.119
Tell me a story.
01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:20.479
No, see, now you've just taken yourself out of center frame.
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:21.920
So if anything good is set.
01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:24.880
I see myself right there.
01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:26.880
Uh yeah, but you're not center frame.
01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:31.359
But my you know what I'm realizing though, is that cushion you're sitting on is so brown.
01:11:31.840 --> 01:11:32.560
It's so brown.
01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:36.399
Okay, for the record, it was brown before I sat on that.
01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:40.800
Are you sure it's not because of the circumference of your anus leaking?
01:11:42.239 --> 01:11:43.199
Anal leaking.
01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:46.000
Like those dogs that have to be expressed.
01:11:46.239 --> 01:11:46.560
You know what?
01:11:46.640 --> 01:11:47.359
That doesn't happen.
01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:48.560
Anal leakage?
01:11:48.800 --> 01:11:49.359
To me.
01:11:49.840 --> 01:11:51.279
People my age typically.
01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:55.279
And you seem proud of it.
01:11:56.560 --> 01:11:56.960
Why not?
01:11:57.520 --> 01:11:58.960
This thing is so hard.
01:11:59.119 --> 01:11:59.920
It won't be.
01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:05.119
All though anyone's gonna hear on the microphone is we gotta go though.
01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:05.520
Okay.
01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:06.239
We gotta go.
01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:06.880
It's been real.
01:12:07.039 --> 01:12:08.079
It's been very real.
01:12:08.399 --> 01:12:10.720
What is some life that you've lived?
01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:15.359
And what is some life-living experience that you can share with us?
01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:20.640
You know, comments don't just have to be mean or encouraging.
01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:29.840
They could be engaging, and you can tell us things because we read them, because I have very little self-esteem, and I care about what you think about me and what I talk about.
01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:33.840
And if you want to hear something or you want us to talk about something, tell us.
01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:34.720
Engage.
01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:36.720
Ask us questions.
01:12:37.439 --> 01:12:43.840
Talk about your life, talk about stuff, because then it gives us more stuff to talk about because we want to relate to you, because you're our audience.
01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:48.560
And also, it's a we're a new podcast and we want to grow with you.
01:12:48.880 --> 01:12:49.920
So I hope you know that.
01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:51.680
You're really going hard on this bitch.
01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:52.319
I am.
01:12:52.560 --> 01:12:54.800
I'll go hard on a bitch any day.
01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:56.239
Go hard on a bitch.
01:12:56.479 --> 01:12:58.319
You there are there are friends, right?
01:12:58.399 --> 01:12:59.520
And we gotta support them.
01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:00.399
Not our friends.
01:13:00.479 --> 01:13:02.399
Okay, well, there are stranger danger.
01:13:02.640 --> 01:13:05.439
Stranger danger, but they're wanna they want to grow with us.
01:13:05.680 --> 01:13:06.079
Yes.
01:13:06.319 --> 01:13:07.600
Before we reach our millions.
01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:09.439
They are our muskies.
01:13:09.680 --> 01:13:10.319
Musketeers.
01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:17.359
Okay, by the way, Musketeers got a lot of likes, a few comments that were like, I like Musketeers, I like Musketeers.
01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:20.239
And those comments got like also multiple likes on them.
01:13:20.399 --> 01:13:21.920
Just so you know, they liked it more than yours.
01:13:22.319 --> 01:13:23.680
Multiple likes.
01:13:27.199 --> 01:13:27.600
Listen.
01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:32.079
You punch like a bitch.
01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:37.119
Like a code.
01:13:38.399 --> 01:13:42.079
Like uh like fucking uh Black Bamba.
01:13:42.319 --> 01:13:42.640
Exactly.
01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:44.800
When she pulls out her eye and kill Bill.
01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:45.840
Did you ever see that?
01:13:46.319 --> 01:13:46.720
I love that.
01:13:46.960 --> 01:13:48.079
Oh my god, it's such a great thing.
01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:53.760
Her other eye.
01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:54.720
So fucked up.
01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:55.600
Her one good eye.
01:13:55.760 --> 01:13:56.479
I love Kill Bill.
01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:58.239
That's a fucking It's so good.
01:13:58.479 --> 01:13:58.880
Ugh.
01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:01.359
I mean we started watching it with Crow and he was into it.
01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.760
Matt's like, Pussy Wagon, are you sure?
01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:07.520
And I'm like, he this kid's coming at the TV.
01:14:07.760 --> 01:14:13.840
But he re his he reads above a high school graduate level.
01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:14.399
Yeah.
01:14:14.560 --> 01:14:16.720
So you he can't control what he's reading.
01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:17.840
He's already consuming pussy.
01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:18.960
And it's Pussywagon.
01:14:19.039 --> 01:14:19.680
I mean,
come on.
01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:20.800
He knows what a pussy is.
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:22.880
He's in fucking public school.
01:14:23.279 --> 01:14:24.159
The stuff they talk about.
01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:26.560
You know the shit I used to search at the library in public school?
01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:27.199
Yeah.
01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:33.279
I'm sure there's more restrictions than that one, but this is all meaningful since you're just rubbing the microphone with your shoulders.
01:14:33.439 --> 01:14:41.520
Alright, thank you for tuning in to this very erratic and circumferenceable uh podcast.
01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:43.199
It wasn't that erratic.
01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:45.600
It was kind of erotic.
01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:48.560
You know what?
01:14:48.800 --> 01:14:49.840
Erratic's okay.
01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:50.560
My god.
01:14:50.800 --> 01:14:51.600
I forgot to ask.
01:14:51.680 --> 01:14:53.600
Does anybody recognize me?
01:14:54.720 --> 01:14:55.600
You didn't, did you?
01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:56.960
You sounded desperate with that.
01:14:58.159 --> 01:14:59.840
Does anybody recognize you?
01:15:00.159 --> 01:15:01.359
Do you recognize me?
01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:02.479
No.
01:15:02.880 --> 01:15:03.119
No.
01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:03.920
Who are you?
01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:05.039
Who are you?
01:15:05.279 --> 01:15:06.239
Who is this man?
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:06.720
Alright.
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:07.760
Peace out.
01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:10.399
Oh yeah, thumbnail.
01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:11.279
Thumbnail, right?
01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:12.800
Yeah, but how are we always?
01:15:13.119 --> 01:15:15.600
Oh, well, then we gotta we gotta say this when we flex.
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:16.640
We gotta say this.
01:15:17.279 --> 01:15:18.079
Ready, flex?
01:15:18.479 --> 01:15:19.760
Bring it down, flex.
01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:22.880
Don't forget to like Muskie Trunks.
01:15:23.199 --> 01:15:24.239
Wait, it's falling.
01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:25.680
I'm not ready.
01:15:26.159 --> 01:15:28.800
Why is this doesn't why doesn't this stay ever?
01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:32.800
Hi, I'm Blue Hamilton.
01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:35.199
Are you gonna introduce yourself?
01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:36.479
I'm Blue Hamilton.
01:15:36.880 --> 01:15:38.079
I'm Jeffrey Silk.
01:15:38.319 --> 01:15:39.680
We are Muskie Trunks.
01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:40.720
Thanks for watching.
01:15:40.800 --> 01:15:45.359
And don't forget to go to Apple Podcasts and give us a five-star rating.
01:15:48.720 --> 01:15:50.079
Sing us a little song.
01:15:51.439 --> 01:15:53.600
Do uh do a little dance.
01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:55.279
Make a little love.
01:15:55.920 --> 01:15:57.119
Get down tonight.
01:15:57.680 --> 01:15:57.920
Okay.
01:15:58.159 --> 01:15:59.119
Get down tonight.
01:15:59.199 --> 01:15:59.920
You don't know this song?
01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:00.800
Of course I know the song.
01:16:01.119 --> 01:16:02.319
Then why are you looking at me like that?
01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:04.159
Because I just didn't think that was the song you're gonna pick.
01:16:04.560 --> 01:16:06.239
Well, you that something about that.
01:16:06.880 --> 01:16:09.359
Uh, what did you think I was gonna pick?
01:16:09.920 --> 01:16:11.680
I actually I I can't tell you.
01:16:12.000 --> 01:16:13.840
What song comes to my head?
01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:17.680
Alright, you say a word and I'll pick a song.
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:22.000
Love.
01:16:23.439 --> 01:16:25.359
Love me, tender.
01:16:26.239 --> 01:16:27.840
Love me true.
01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:31.199
All my dreams come true.
01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:32.560
What do you sound like Kermit?
01:16:34.159 --> 01:16:35.760
All my dreams love dreams.
01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:37.359
Love me, tender.
01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:38.640
Love me.
01:16:38.880 --> 01:16:40.399
I can't sound like Kermit.
01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:42.399
Um, alright, my turn.
01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:43.520
Uh flowers.
01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:44.880
Flowers.
01:16:47.199 --> 01:16:48.319
Oh, for me to sing?
01:16:48.479 --> 01:16:49.359
Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:49.920
Alright, never mind.
01:16:50.159 --> 01:16:50.720
You have too much time.
01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:52.960
You have too much time to think about it.
01:16:53.359 --> 01:17:03.600
Um, um, work this pussy, work this pussy, work this pussy.
01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:05.680
Pussy, pussy, pussy, marijuana.
01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:08.399
Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.
01:17:08.720 --> 01:17:13.600
Or the next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby.
01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:14.640
It's kinda hot.
01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:15.279
It was deep.
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.039
Felt that a little bit.
01:17:18.399 --> 01:17:18.720
Um.
01:17:20.399 --> 01:17:21.039
Bucket.
01:17:23.520 --> 01:17:27.439
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza.
01:17:27.920 --> 01:17:31.600
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
01:17:32.159 --> 01:17:34.560
Then fix it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:35.760
Watch the fist.
01:17:37.920 --> 01:17:39.520
Then fix it, dear Georgie.
01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:43.760
We're still going?
01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:44.720
Uh why not?
01:17:44.960 --> 01:17:45.760
One more.
01:17:47.119 --> 01:17:48.000
Sleep.
01:17:48.399 --> 01:17:50.960
I immediately go, like, what are the nursery rhymes?
01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:52.159
You know nursery rhymes.
01:17:52.319 --> 01:17:54.079
You sang so many nursery rhymes.
01:17:54.239 --> 01:17:56.319
I don't know if I have one for sleep.
01:17:56.640 --> 01:17:59.359
In sleep he sang to me.
01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:02.560
In dreams he came.
01:18:04.399 --> 01:18:07.359
That voice which calls to me.
01:18:08.239 --> 01:18:09.199
I don't know that song.
01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:11.119
One speaks, my name.
01:18:11.279 --> 01:18:12.239
You don't know that song?
01:18:12.399 --> 01:18:13.600
Are you fucking kidding me?
01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:16.319
And do I dream again?
01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:18.319
For now I find.
01:18:18.560 --> 01:18:19.600
I mean, it sounds familiar.
01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:22.800
The phantom of the opera is there.
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:24.159
Get the fuck out of here.
01:18:24.239 --> 01:18:24.720
Are you kidding me?
01:18:24.960 --> 01:18:25.199
I lose.
01:18:25.439 --> 01:18:27.119
That's older than older than you, bro.
01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:29.119
Actually, so I don't think it is.
01:18:29.359 --> 01:18:31.039
Wait, what year were you born?
01:18:32.479 --> 01:18:34.000
1970.
01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:34.960
Fuck you.