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Dan food heist me.
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Okay.
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So I have been sent this particular food heist a lot.
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And I hope you haven't heard of it.
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Excuse me.
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Donald is eating like potato chips or something like that.
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No, what do you mean?
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What is the what what am I doing over here?
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You want to be a co-host.
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You need to act professionally.
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I'm acting incredibly professionally.
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I'm stealing some food while you're doing your food heist.
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Gosh.
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Stealing some food from the bag you brought.
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Hey, I I had to get this bag.
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Is that five guys?
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This is five guys.
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Okay.
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You got five guys and you didn't get me one.
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Dan, you were in a meeting.
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And you're eating it during your food heist.
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Okay, gosh.
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Next time you get five guys, you have to get me one.
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Deal.
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But that means we have to pay.
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Oh, we are paying him more.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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We also have a budget for this podcast.
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That's true.
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He can get you dinner.
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That's true.
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But the operations department has started asking me pointed questions about how I spend podcast money.
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Ah.
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So so Which is funny because I haven't spent podcast money in forever.
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Anyway, here.
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This is Little Debbie Snacks.
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Okay.
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What about this one?
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Is this the same one Donald already did?
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It's the same one.
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It's the same one.
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I joked with you before that you were going to pig me.
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I know.
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Well, you did.
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Okay, but here's the thing.
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I didn't tell him which one it was Donald did.
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It's the most boring food heist.
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Yeah.
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And all I was going to say about it is read the subtitle of this article, which is Investigators Allege Forged Store Signatures Helped Fraudulent Invoices Move Through a Central Billing System.
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And then the whole audience falls asleep.
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Like I wanted to present this one because, like, many, many people have sent it to me, but it's just boring.
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The Debbie Downers.
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Yeah.
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The little Debbie Downers.
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Little Debbie Downers.
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Yeah.
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I told Donald this person does not get in the food prison at all.
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No.
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First of all, they're in the neighboring food fraud prison, which is not as cool.
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Yep.
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Which, to be fair, we do talk about a lot.
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Yep.
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But second of all, add some drama to your life, Debbie Downers.
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Try to take a risk now and then.
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Do something interesting instead of just defraud a snack cake company.
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Yeah, you're stealing food for our entertainment.
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Do it well.
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And so what I'm gonna give you instead is a story about a woman in Bolivia who sneaked into a wedding pretending to be part of the I think the bride's party.
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Okay.
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And then she stole like all the food.
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Wow, from the wedding.
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That's cruel.
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And I've not fully read this article because I was hoping to do the little Debbie thing and then I've went into a coma.
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But yeah.
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So that's pretty great.
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Yeah, I mean, evil.
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Right?
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Like that's legit evil for food heist.
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You steal the food from a wedding, ruin the bride's day, but it's an actual heist.
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They had to sneak in and it, you know, use a use a false name, maybe some false IDs, and you know, how do you get that food out?
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You probably had to have like something sneaky.
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So yeah, and it is once again on the fraud side.
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And this doesn't surprise me because it is the single most common form of food theft is pretending to be the correct transportation person and not actually being the correct transport.
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It's not a random person that snuck in, ate all the food, and left.
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They didn't eat all the food, they just took it with them.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Anyway.
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Oh, wait.
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Wait, does this mean I stole the food?
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Wait, one member of the family said, I'm reading this in Spanish, said that the thief's objective was the money that was allocated for the clothes of the bridal couple.
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Oh, wow.
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What?
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So the wedding casher.
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Yeah.
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That's solid.
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Oh man.
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I'm impressed with how quickly you come up with those.
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Sometimes.
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Puns are the lowest form of comedy, but you are.
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Our comment sections, comment sections are able to crowdfund puns faster than we can come up with them.
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But yes, the wedding cachers.
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So yeah, a couple of depressing food heists.
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One that's not really good and another one that is good, but also ruined a wedding.
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So that is a great segue to Donald asking us distressing questions because we did a podcast like this a while ago where he came up with difficult questions for us to answer.
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Oh, okay.
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Controversies.
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So not necessarily distressing questions.
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They could be.
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They're controversial.
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Okay.
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They could be really distressing.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah.
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Like last time I remember some heated discussions.
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That's where the Kit Kat came from.
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Hey, so Donald, keep in mind today is the first day of the week that I have not felt clinically depressed.
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So if you spiral me into a crash, I'm eating the rest of your hamburger.
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Deal.
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But I won't enjoy it because I'll be depressed.
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Okay.
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And kicks just keep getting harder to find.
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Anyway, go ahead.
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Okay.
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Well, the first one that I have is do you own land to the center of the earth?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I mean, legally, no.
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Next question.
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I mean, but kind of you should, right?
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Like, who owns that?
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It should
be like the person, like, you know, you can dig pretty deep on your land and you have those rights, right?
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You can dig pretty deep, but there is a legal limit, like, under which you can't do it.
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Like, we can frack into substrate deep under your homes, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Someone else can say you can legally trespass by digging too deep.
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That's huh.
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Right?
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I mean, that's what the dwarves did in Moria.
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Yeah.
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So they trespassed upon the uh the land belonging to the Balrog.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They were trying to frack down in the foundations of the earth.
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Frack is such a weird word.
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Hey, you said earlier, weird word, you said sneaked.
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Do you sneaked instead of snuck?
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I do.
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I say sneaked and I say hanged instead of hung.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hanged.
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It was somehow those words became firm in my vocabulary.
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Do you use hanged for more than just an execution?
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I don't think so.
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Like you say hung it on a hook.
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Yeah, you would say that.
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I didn't hang it on a hook.
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Yeah, I use hanged.
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Like that one.
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But sneaked.
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I do say sneaked because I snuck to me, whatever teacher taught me this, snuck sounds like bad English to me.
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I remember once, like, did this happen to you as a writer?
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You become a professional writer and you start writing.
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And then you see a word on the page and you're like, wait a minute.
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Is that the right word, or is that just the word I use?
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And that happened to me early in my career with sneaked.
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And then I really snuck.
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And I'm like, I don't know which is the word.
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And it was it was a little bit of a small moral crisis to me that I didn't know.
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And then I loved and look it up.
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And the dictionary said both are correct.
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Oh.
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So it didn't help me.
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So my first or second grade teacher.
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Anyway, no, what happens to me more often is that all of a sudden, some part of my brain that's never seen this word before will see it and go, is that a real word?
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Wait, the most recent one I remember was rash.
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I had written the word rash and I was like, those letters don't even make sense next to each other.
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What is going on?
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You're giggling.
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This happens regularly.
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Oh no, I'm I'm laughing to myself because I think I had this happen to me when I wrote walk.
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I was like, walk.
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What?
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Wait, walk.
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Why is there we spell walk?
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We spell walk?
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What's wrong with us?
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And I wonder if other languages have this issue as much as English, because our orthography is so bad.
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And so maybe in languages that make slightly more sense, they don't have this.
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But I don't think it's because the spelling is actively weird.
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Like rash, there's nothing weird about that spelling.
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It's just you write so many things that your brain says, oh, sorry, yeah, I've deleted that word.
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Yeah.
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And I guess we have to resave it now.
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This isn't on my question list, but I am genuinely curious.
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Do you two have a favorite word?
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No.
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Thwart.
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Thwart.
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Why?
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Thwart is my favorite word by far.
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First of all, I love the thwa.
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I love weird consonant clusters like warmth.
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Because most people in English will put a P into it instead of saying warmth.
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It's very hard to get from a voiced M to a voiceless th without something in between.
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And so I love those kinds of words, but thwart, not only is it a cool word that you only say when you're being awesome, but just that consonant cluster in particular delights me.
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So that's my favorite word.
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What's that?
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Can I say my favorite word?
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Yeah, what's your favorite word, Ollie?
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Come say it in the microphone.
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Pneumono ultramicoscopic silicon of kiniconiosis.
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Nerd.
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Nerd, you
left out a syllable though.
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It's pneumono.
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Yeah, I always said that wrong when I was a kid too.
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Yeah.
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How many kids memorize black lung disease, the scientific terminology, because it's the longest word in the English language?
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I genuinely think that learning that word is the single most valuable thing I got out of elementary school.
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Because it taught me that big words were not scary, that they were understandable, that if you broke it down, you could learn how to spell it, that you could learn what it means, that words could be fun and cool.
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I I have deep love for that word because of that.
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I I I don't think I did.
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You said new no or pneumo instead of pneumono.
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Okay.
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Well, it's definitely the Pop Tarts problem.
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So I learned in grade school to tie my shoes.
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It's been really handy.
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Okay.
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I remember learning that, and I remember thinking this is hard, but I'm gonna do it and learning it.
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The States song has been really handy to me because I use it as my soundtrack.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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I learned music, and that was really handy.
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Just having a basic understanding of music just useful.
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So those are things that I remember I learned.
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And also the program.
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We had turtles.
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Oh, what?
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Turtle.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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So, Donald, you're just a little too young for this.
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I think Donald's a lot too young.
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A lot too young.
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No, Ollie's a lot too young.
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Donald's a little too young.
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Donald, when were you born?
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99.
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See?
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Like, I don't think anyone is even using Turtle by 99.
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No, they weren't.
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But you know, that's that's I was using it in the 90s.
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Oh, well.
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Okay.
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Fancy.
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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I remember learning it in school, and then my mom sent me to a summer class.
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Uh-huh.
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And I was like nine or ten.
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And she would just drop me off in this building, and I would go in and learn turtle for a while.
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So, Donald, turtle is a very basic way to teach kids programming by giving instructions to a little icon on a screen that they would call the turtle.
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It's really just a mouse icon.
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And you would give it an order of operations.
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I don't remember.
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I mean, it was not a photorealistic turtle.
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You gave it an order of operations and it did them in the order you gave them.
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And it would draw a line anywhere it went.
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I think you actually had to tell it to turn turn off the line.
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Yeah, you could.
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Clearly, my summer class at nine years old did not.
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Maybe it's on default to draw the line, but maybe it's not.
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But you could have it lift up and stuff.
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Basically, you'd try to figure out how to draw things by saying, turn right this degree, go forward this many pixels, turn right, and it just got you thinking about, you know.
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You could set up repeats so that you know you would have it go off at a weird angle and turn at a weird angle and then repeat that and build like a flower.
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It was a really good program for teaching programming.
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I assume, since they don't use it anymore, that they have better stuff now.
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Right.
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But it it introduced to me the concepts of programming, and that stuck with me all this time.
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And also, you've died of dysentery.
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Did you play that?
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I actually have never played Oregon Trail.
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Yeah, we played that in computer labs.
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And I am in what people call the Oregon Trail generation, which is tail end of X and beginning of millennial.
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But no, my school didn't do Oregon Trail.
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We did something with a bird.
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It was like a trivia and puzzle solving competition.
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And my team actually went to a national level.
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But you know, it was all done over very early internet, so it was just in the computer room at my elementary school.
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But yeah, I got them to Oregon.
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You got to Oregon, huh?
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I got them to Oregon.
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It's hard to
do.
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My family's died a lot.
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And I don't think I ever got to Oregon intact.
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Meaning somebody starved, someone died of dysentery, somebody yeah.
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So that's cool.
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That's fair.
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See, you guys had to deal with that.
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I put Halo onto all the school computers, and that was my great accomplishment.
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Let me tell you, killed a lot of classes.
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So that was high school, but not grade school that we were doing stuff like that.
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But yeah, they didn't know, people didn't know a lot about computers during our day.
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So we got we could get away with all kinds of crap.
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We got away with a lot of things.
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And to be clear, you also got away with a lot of crap, but it's because you were good at it.
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Yes, we were not good at it.
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We did not have to be good at it to get away with it.
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Jord, my brother, who's been on the podcast, famously went to the computer lab in high school and loaded every computer with a thing that had a picture of a Mickey Mouse on it that any key you typed, he flipped you off.
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Mm-hmm.
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And you had to hit the exact specific keystroke to take it off.
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He put it on all the computers.
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So there's Mickey flipping the bird at everybody.
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So that's a Jordo story for you.
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No, when I was in eighth grade, probably eighth grade, I found in the typing class that I had that someone had installed Prince of Persia on the computers.
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Nice.
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And I became a master Prince of Persia.
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Made by one dude.
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I could do sword fights in early Prince of Persia like you would not believe.
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They were hard.
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I was so good at it.
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I don't think I've ever been as good at a video game as I was in Prince of Persia.
00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:05.440
But very quickly and completely off topic, you mentioned Joro being on the podcast.
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Yes.
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And there's something that I want to say, I want to admit and explain to our listeners.
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The episodes that our wives were on, you weren't as bad as I was, but we both did it.
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We both talked so much and talked over them.
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And so I just, first of all, I want to apologize for that.
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But I also want to say why.
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Brandon and I have been podcasting for almost 20 years.
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Yep.
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We are so trained to fill dead air that when Dawn would pause to think about something without even realizing I was doing it, I would jump on top and start talking.
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That's what you do.
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Anytime there's a break, or even you look at the other podcasters and you see they're searching for something, you start talking so they get time to search.
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So they get time to search and we've done it with some of the other guests that we have on as well.
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But with Don and Emily is the only time I've felt bad about it.
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Right.
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We're not interviewer podcasters, we're entertainer podcasts.
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Your mileage may vary.
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Right?
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But we're not here to inform you.
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We're here to say stupid things.
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And we're real good at it.
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And we're real good at that.
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And then occasionally it might be entertaining.
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And when you're the color commentary and not the play-by-play commentary, your job is to jump in.
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Yeah.
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So yeah.
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Yeah.
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So I went and I listened to the Dawn episode and was like, dang.
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And it got so bad that I was interrupting her.
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And that's when that's when I felt really bad about it.
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But anyway, that's why.
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Do we have more stressing questions?
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He's probably got 30, and we've gotten through one in our halfway three.
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12 minutes.
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I have learned in this podcast.
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You know what?
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Just have just have a few.
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But look, look how many copies of Fire's December exact and pages I've signed.
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Uh-huh.
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Awesome.
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This is why we're here.
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The point has been served.
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Alrighty.
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Should chocolate be considered a vegetable?
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Um the answer is no, because vegetable oil isn't considered a vegetable, and chocolate is kind of the oil.
00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:30.319
Like, yeah, there's the cocoa and stuff like that, but we don't consider peanuts.
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Yeah, are beans and nuts considered vegetables?
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I think beans are, aren't they?
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They're legumes.
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They're legumes.
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And if you're the kind of person who's like, tomatoes aren't a vegetable, they're fruit, there's no way you're going to accept a legume as a vegetable either.
00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:48.000
Huh.
00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:48.559
Okay.
00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:51.680
So I think we're pretty agreed on this.
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Like asking us dumb questions, Donald.
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You can't consider it a vegetable in the same way.
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Yeah.
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Whoever submitted this question was hoping that we would like go into a huge what is a hot dog conversation like we did before.
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But no, our answer is stop being children.
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No, we like these questions.
00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:17.519
Keep being children.
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Okay.
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Well, I'll try and give you one that I guess isn't childish, Dan.
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Because I only answer adult mature questions and I answer them maturely.
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Right.
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So, of course, the question of would you rather fight a hundred duck-side horses or one horse-sized duck is accurate to what you're looking for.
00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:37.839
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Didn't we answer this one?
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Not to my knowledge.
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I don't know.
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Wow, that's the classic.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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I think I take the horse-sized duck.
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Do you?
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I think I do.
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I take the duck-sized horses.
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The duck-sized horses.
00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:53.440
So horses are actually pretty fragile.
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They're more fragile than ducks.
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And I know I could take a hundred ducks.
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Right?
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Like a duck is gonna have real trouble doing serious damage to me.
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It's gonna be painful.
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But but you're gonna recover.
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I'm gonna recover, and a horse is just way less scary than a duck.
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I guess a duck the size of a horse, a duck is already kind of dangerous.
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Here's my question.
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So much of the visible volume of a duck is feathers.
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Yeah.
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The actual duck body is small.
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So is it visually the size of a horse?
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Or is it fully the size of a horse and then has feathers expanding out from there?
00:19:29.680 --> 00:19:30.319
That's a good question.
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I mean, we have kind of horse-sized ducks in emus and things like that.
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They are uh mean.
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They are mean.
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And they're dangerous and they're difficult, right?
00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:46.000
Like uh they are dinosaurs, and a horse is a prey species that yeah.
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But here's the thing I am gonna feel bad kicking and stepping on a hundred tiny horses.
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You absolutely would.
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Whereas giving my life to kill a giant duck is gonna be a good use of my life.
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Okay.
00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:04.960
Okay, because this ducks are good argument, vermin creatures.
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They taste delicious, but they are disgusting.
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Okay.
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Are you going into this fight thinking you're not gonna win?
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I don't know.
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Depends on how big how much time do I have to prepare?
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Batman style.
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I knew you were gonna say like an emu is kind of not even a horse size.
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We're talking about.
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Emu's are smaller, but like an ostrich.
00:20:24.720 --> 00:20:24.880
Yeah.
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Horses are big.
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You know, that's twice the size.
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Horses are enormous.
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Yeah.
00:20:28.960 --> 00:20:32.559
Also, like is this the size of a riding horse?
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Is this the size of a Clydesdale?
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A double-sized the size of Lil Sebastian?
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Like a double-sized ostrich with a worse attitude.
00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:44.079
Yeah.
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Seems really dangerous to me.
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And the flight.
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The biggest thing to me is they can fly.
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You just lose at that point.
00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:51.839
I don't know if they can't fly if they're that big, though.
00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:56.160
You think they just they won't have the square cube law, square cublaw, square cublaw.
00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:56.640
Good point.
00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:59.359
So that's why the big ones we're talking about don't fly.
00:20:59.599 --> 00:20:59.759
True.
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But I think I'm still picking the little horses.
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It'll be sad.
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But I still survive to put flowers at your grave.
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Maybe this is because ducks have been normalized as kind of stupid little creatures.
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But I would be more scared to fight a normal-sized Cassawary than a horse-sized duck.
00:21:21.119 --> 00:21:21.440
Okay.
00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:25.440
And maybe I'm super wrong about that, but there you go.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Very serious adult question.
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I appreciate that.
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Murder is very adult.
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To which I gave a professional answer.
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You did.
00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:36.559
All right.
00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:43.359
If a bar of soap falls on the floor, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:56.799
Well, I mean I feel like this is an eminently answerable question because most of us have dropped a bar of soap on the floor and realized that the floor did not magically become clean because of it.
00:21:58.960 --> 00:21:59.839
Did the floor get cleaner?
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Cleaner than it was?
00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:01.279
Yes.
00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:06.720
If it did, it's because all the little crumbs and crap that are on your floor are now stuck to the soap.
00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:07.839
So both are true.
00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:08.400
Yeah.
00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:13.440
The soap got dirty and the floor maybe got a little cleaner than it was.
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:14.319
Okay.
00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:15.599
Agreed.
00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:16.480
There you go.
00:22:16.720 --> 00:22:17.039
Okay.
00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:20.160
Do fish have necks?
00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:23.920
All of these questions feel really Googleable.
00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:28.160
Like do fish have necks?
00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:30.079
That's not a philosophical question.
00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:36.720
That is a biological question that somebody other than us knows the exact empirical answer to.
00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:37.680
We are authors.
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We get to define things.
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What is a neck?
00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:40.559
Exactly.
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Does a neck have to be smaller than the head to be a neck?
00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:45.519
Smaller than the head?
00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:45.920
Yeah.
00:22:46.160 --> 00:22:48.480
Oh, like there has to be this shape.
00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:52.720
Um I don't know.
00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:53.279
Right?
00:22:53.359 --> 00:22:54.960
Because does a walrus have a neck?
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Because a walrus is it feels like bigger than the head.
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Does a neck require?
00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:05.039
Here's I think a neck walrus is just a tube with a face.
00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:05.680
Yes.
00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:09.920
I think a neck requires to be able to make the head mobile,
right?
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Like to be able to turn independently.
00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:13.039
And a walrus can do that.
00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:13.359
Yes.
00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:14.559
And a fish really can't.
00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:15.039
Yeah.
00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:16.960
So I'm going to say no necks on fish.
00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:18.160
I think that's what we're going to say.
00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:18.960
What does Google say?
00:23:19.119 --> 00:23:20.400
No fish necks.
00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.480
Oh, Ollie has looked it up for us.
00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:24.880
Though I do love fish neck pantyhose.
00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:28.400
No, fish do not have a traditional neck or distinctive neck bones.
00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:29.519
There you go.
00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:33.039
But the non-traditional fish do have necks.
00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:33.599
Uh-huh.
00:23:33.759 --> 00:23:35.039
The counterculture fish.
00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:35.440
Yeah.
00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:37.119
Good job, Ollie.
00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:38.559
Fact checking Donald.
00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:38.960
Whoa.
00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:41.119
We'll have to promote you to co-host one these days.
00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:44.240
Ollie's our new co-host, and we've demoted Donald.
00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:45.279
I feel sad.
00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:46.240
Alrighty.
00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:48.880
Actually, Ollie didn't bring me a hamburger either.
00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:50.240
That's true.
00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:52.079
So you want a philosophical question.
00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:52.640
Here you go.
00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:57.599
Should you wet your toothbrush before or after applying the paste?
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Should you?
00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:00.720
Mm-hmm.
00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:01.440
We'll see.
00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:04.640
This is a philosophical question because what does should mean?
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:05.519
That's a good question.
00:24:05.920 --> 00:24:08.559
Are you disappointing somebody?
00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:11.039
Or are you which way do you do it, Dan?
00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:12.720
Toothbrush wet first.
00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:13.200
Really?
00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:13.680
Really?
00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:13.920
Yeah.
00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:14.400
Okay.
00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:15.119
I don't do that.
00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:16.960
You put the toothpaste on.
00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:19.920
Do you then wet it in the sink before putting it in your mouth?
00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:20.240
Mm-hmm.
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:20.559
Mm-hmm.
00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:20.799
Okay.
00:24:21.279 --> 00:24:21.440
Yeah.
00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:22.000
Why?
00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:24.720
Because it feels like it's one step less.
00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:29.599
It's like I got the tube, I got the toothbrush.
00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:32.000
Let's deal with them and get rid of the tube.
00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:33.440
And then we'll do the sink portion.
00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:34.079
Okay.
00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:35.680
See, that makes sense to me.
00:24:36.720 --> 00:24:43.440
But also, like, if your goal is to get the bristles wet, that's easier to do without toothpaste it.
00:24:43.680 --> 00:24:44.079
You're right.
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:45.680
I was thinking about that as I did it.
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But I've always done it this way, and they get plenty wet.
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:50.319
So it obviously isn't an issue.
00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:54.880
Trevor Burrus, Jr.: Well, and that's why we come back to the philosophical issue of what does should mean.
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Efficiency-wise, it seems like your way is correct.
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Well, except I think your way, as you described it, maybe takes less time.
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It's possible.
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You can be wet or you can be fast.
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But you can't.
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Isn't that the old business saying?
00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:12.000
Yeah, it's exactly how that goes.
00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:12.400
Yeah.
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You can have it on time or you can have it wet, but you can't have both.
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Can't have both.
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Okay.
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Not gonna go there.
00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:21.759
That's what they teach in business.
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Not gonna go there.
00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:26.720
Let's let's move on.
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:28.079
Moving on.
00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:28.799
All right.
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:31.200
Dan, that can go on a quote board.
00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:36.880
We should have a quote board.
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:38.720
We should have a quote board, yeah.
00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:43.359
Not gonna go there.
00:25:43.599 --> 00:25:46.160
Just listen to it again if you're confused.
00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:46.960
Yep.
00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:48.240
Alrighty.
00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:51.200
Your real philosophical question.
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:52.880
I think it's argued.
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Does time really exist?
00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:56.240
Ooh.
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Does time really exist?
00:25:58.319 --> 00:26:01.039
This is a good question because philosophers have debated this a lot.
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Is time a human construct?
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Is it independent of our observation of it?
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Is it actually even a thing?
00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:14.559
And the first time I encountered this in like philosophy classes, I'm like, of course time exists.
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This is stupid.
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:16.160
Why would you ask this?
00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:22.240
And I read the arguments, which I can't relay to you in a way that's a good thing.
00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:25.359
It's too bad because I want to hear them, because I have not read these arguments.
00:26:25.680 -->
00:26:28.880
I'm gonna do a very bad version of explaining.
00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:29.440
All right.
00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:35.839
The argument goes that time changes based on our perception of it.
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:36.960
This is one of the big arguments.
00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:41.440
Meaning like we experience time slower or faster or things like that.
00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:55.119
So it is a thing that we create, not a thing that exists independently of us because otherwise time couldn't like in our perception slow down, speed up, these sorts of things.
00:26:55.200 --> 00:26:57.519
That's one of the philosophical arguments.
00:26:57.759 --> 00:27:07.920
And then there's a physics argument, too, that I'm really not going to be able to tell you, but it has to do with the idea that you know, gravity is just acceleration, and so does acceleration exist.
00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:28.480
Does time actually exist, or is it humans perceiving a certain physics conundrum in a way that we're like, we interpret that as being time, but because we exist in this weird state, it's kind of flatlandish where we see something, we have to describe it away, we describe it as time, but in reality it's not.
00:27:28.640 --> 00:27:29.440
That's not what we're seeing.
00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:45.759
So that's a very poor version of something I'm sure people can link in the comments to us of the good arguments for why time is like a thing that we create for ourselves in order to understand the world, but doesn't exist independently of us.
00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:46.319
Cool.
00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:49.359
Can I tell you about one of my favorite science experiments ever?
00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:49.759
Yeah.
00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:52.640
Which may or may not relate to this issue.
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It was a professor, and I don't remember if it was physics or philosophy or even biology, but they were interested in this idea that time slows down when we are in a crisis situation.
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.640
Yes.
00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:07.119
Right?
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And they wanted to see if that was actually measurable, if that was true, if we could act more efficiently during those slowdown times.
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:26.240
And so, of course, what this professor decided to do was get a bunch of grad students and throw them off a ledge.
00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:39.839
And so he set up a really high uh platform and a trampoline and got a bunch of his grad students to volunteer and he gave them stopwatches, and they were supposed to click it like every two seconds or something like that.
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:49.599
But what he found was that the rate of clicking did not change as they were falling, they weren't clicking more often or less often.
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:58.000
So even though they all reported that time seemed to slow down, they still were making the clicks at the same pace.
00:28:58.319 --> 00:28:58.640
Okay.
00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:02.400
And so I think that's first of all very funny.
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:06.400
But also it is interesting about our perception of time.
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:10.079
And I think there was a good argument that I'm not relaying to you.
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:11.440
Like I remember one.
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:15.599
But regardless, I am going to counter those by saying I do think time is real.
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:21.519
Even though I just made the arguments, I read all these things that made me question, but I'm like, time is real.
00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:25.119
Like time moved when there were no humans on the earth.
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.079
Therefore, it is a real thing.
00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:29.440
Are seconds a real thing?
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:35.039
Well, no, we came up with that as a measurement, but inches aren't a thing other than our definition, right?
00:29:35.119 --> 00:29:38.079
The kilogram is a thing we made up, but time exists.
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:41.279
Time exists apart from our perception of it.
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.200
Equally interesting is the question that's been in philosophy recently.
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:47.279
That again, I'm not going to be able to relay really well.
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:51.680
But the question is were people before modern times not self-aware?
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:53.279
Were they conscious?
00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:54.880
Oh, interesting.
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:56.160
Have you ever heard this one?
00:29:56.400 --> 00:30:05.920
I have heard this one, and I think every archaeologist that I've ever read says, of course, they were don't be an idiot.
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:06.240
Yeah.
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:10.000
But there are other branches of science where they don't necessarily believe that.
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:10.480
Yeah.
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:15.039
One of the big arguments for this is the way people wrote about themselves and others is different.
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:16.960
I just think people see things differently.
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.200
I think, of course, humans have been conscious.
00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:21.440
But and conscious might be the wrong word.
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:25.039
They've got a word for it, but that one also Sapient.
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:25.599
Yeah.
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:26.480
Sentient.
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:27.279
I don't know.
00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:35.599
But yeah, archaeologists kind of accept as a founding principle that people have always been as we are now.
00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:44.480
Even though they didn't have the knowledge base to draw from, you go back 10,000 years and they were just as smart and just as capable.
00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:46.480
The philosophy doesn't dispute that.
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:47.039
Okay.
00:30:47.279 --> 00:31:03.920
It disputes the way that the mind sees consciousness and that there's a certain kind of consciousness that we've become aware of when we can read other people's writing
that makes us aware of other human beings in a way that we think is common now, but back then was not.
00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:04.559
Okay.
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:05.119
Huh.
00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:07.359
I need to find a good argument.
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:11.200
It still sounds like aliens built the pyramids, right?
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:17.680
These people were not cool enough to be like us, therefore they couldn't have done this thing that we can do.
00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:25.519
And I'm sure that there are good arguments in favor of that, but it feels very reductive.
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:25.920
Yeah.
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:28.000
And I think it's not conscious.
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:31.759
It's like a it's a there's a word they're looking for that I am not.
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:33.200
Let me see if I can find it.
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:37.920
Yeah, it's not conscious, but it might be conscious.
00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:42.240
Well, while you're looking for that the ability to introspect, when did it begin?
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:44.319
And so anyway, I'm not gonna spend forever.
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:48.559
But regardless, I ran across that one and I wish I had it.
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.160
I'll try to find it for a future podcast.
00:31:50.480 --> 00:32:01.359
There was an article that I saw today and didn't have time to read where scientists are studying the introspection of elephants by drawing on them.
00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:06.559
And somehow they can, you know, interact with the elephant in a way, anyway.
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:07.759
I didn't read it.
00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:14.559
But about time, I also think I mean this goes back to the same what does should mean?
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:15.519
What does time mean?
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:19.599
Time is a thing that we observe and have given a name to.
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:20.160
Yes.
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:25.599
So clearly it's real enough for us to observe and name, right?
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:30.720
Even if it's not what we think it is, it's still there, right?
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:31.680
Right.
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:37.279
So Yeah, I think the argument against it says something along those lines.
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:39.680
The idea of it's not really there.
00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:48.480
Anyway, Donald, you'll need to find these two studies for us and bring them because this one we're not equipped to discuss.
00:32:48.720 --> 00:33:01.279
So because we aren't, even though it'll take us a little longer than normal, give us another one because I feel we flubbed that one because we talk too much about things that we don't understand, which is normal for this podcast, but we actually know it this time.
00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:03.200
We admit it to ourselves.
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:03.920
One last one.
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:05.039
One last one.
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:10.559
Is the console gaming war a giant marketing scheme made by all the companies?
00:33:10.799 -->
00:33:12.880
Oh no, that's a smart one.
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:14.799
That's a smart one.
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:20.640
So if it were, then it couldn't be lost.
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:23.519
And Sega objectively lost.
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:24.000
Yeah.
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:29.119
Oh Ergo, it can't just be fake, but there's reasons to think it is.
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:32.000
For instance, Visa and MasterCard.
00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:33.759
Same company.
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.319
Oh.
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:35.200
I didn't know that.
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:36.160
I didn't know that either.
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:37.519
In order to sell, all right.
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:39.279
Let me I'll look it up.
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:40.079
Yeah, you look it up.
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:43.759
Let's make sure I'm not uh I'm not spouting conspiracy theory.
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:44.880
I wouldn't be surprised.
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:45.599
They're not.
00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:46.880
Have they ever been?
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:47.920
I will look that up next.
00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:50.160
Are they owned by the same parent company?
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:53.519
Independent operations, from what I'm saying.
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:54.559
Let me see.
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:56.240
Is VCMS card owned?
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:56.799
Yeah.
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.119
Or were owned by the same company.
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:00.640
Let me let me see it.
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:05.440
There's a lot of food companies that have independent operations and are still part of Conagra.
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:05.920
Yeah.
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:07.519
So Okay.
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:10.480
Now anyway, I am not remembering correctly.
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:12.159
I'm glad that we double checked that.
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:17.199
But there are reasons people do create businesses to self-compete.
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:19.039
Oh, gum is the best one for this.
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:19.760
Extra.
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:19.920
Okay.
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:21.599
And like, what's the other big one?
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:22.960
Experiment gum?
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:24.880
Or they I don't know what modern gum is.
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:31.360
Or they acquire other companies and don't change the name in order to continue having the illusion of competition.
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:33.840
So we know this happens as not Visa MasterCard.
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:36.880
In fact, I think I looked that up once and found out I was wrong.
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:38.159
And someone had told me that once.
00:34:38.320 --> 00:34:40.559
And it's just one of those things that persists in my brain.
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:41.599
So that happens.
00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:43.280
But I mean, the console war.
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:43.920
Yeah.
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:44.639
It was lost.
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:46.559
It was lost by Sega.
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:53.519
But I would say even the consoles that are still in it, it's clearly been won.
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:54.079
Yes.
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:55.440
And for several years.
00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:56.000
Yes.
00:34:56.159 --> 00:34:56.559
Yes.
00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:57.440
Sony.
00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:58.000
Yes.
00:34:58.320 --> 00:34:59.440
Won the console wars.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:07.280
And even though other consoles exist, that doesn't mean that they are, you know, even competitors.
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:08.079
Right.
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:12.239
It is kind of a sad state because Xbox is basically thrown in the towel.
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:13.360
Said, all right, yeah.
00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:14.880
We're going to put Sony.
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:16.960
You can put your things on our console.
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:19.199
We're going to put everything that we put on other.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:21.119
Like it's the other way around.
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:22.960
We're going to put our things on Sony's console.
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:23.199
Yeah.
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:23.679
Right.
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:26.880
And we are tired of fighting the console war.
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:35.039
Nintendo continues to be independent and different from Sony, but they kind of just make their own audience.
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.800
And I don't think they even try to compete.
00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:43.840
That's like saying, you know, ancient Rome was not at war with ancient China.
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:45.119
They were just completely different.
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:45.920
Yeah.
00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:53.280
Or more that like the truck market and the small car sedan market are in competition.
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:56.800
You could buy one or the other, but they're really targeting different audiences.
00:35:56.880 --> 00:36:02.960
And even if they are sold across the street from each other, it's not direct competition, I guess, is what I would say.
00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:04.400
It's indirect competition.
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:04.960
Yeah.
00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:13.280
It would be rare that you would be looking for a compact car to commute in and then decide to buy a lifted truck.
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:14.079
Exactly.
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.280
So I'm going to say no, but I like that question.
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:18.480
It's really intriguing.
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:19.039
Okay.
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:20.400
Well, there you go.
00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.880
Those are the controversial quote unquote debate topics.
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:24.079
Oh, you don't need a quote unquote.
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:24.800
Very controversial.
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:25.599
Very, very well done.
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:27.039
Very controversial.
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:32.400
We like to dig into politics and controversy on this podcast, which is hard hitting.
00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:34.079
Yes.
00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:35.599
Very important and mature.
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:36.159
Indeed.
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:37.280
Like Ben.