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It's time to turn out the lights, to grab some
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popcorn and watch some horror movies. This is the Terrible
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Terror Podcast. Each episode I tell them to the world
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of horror movies. Why don't I do it? Well, I
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can't really explain it, but I love these horrifying flicks.
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So if you made your own movie on your phone
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or made your own special effects mcgiverstyle, please send them
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my way. Now, what happens when you take an Haitian pimp, cop,
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some shrunken heads and just some wackiness? Why you get
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well shrunken heads? Welly, hello everyone, and welcome to a
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brand new episode of the Terrible Terror Podcast. And I
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hope you are all doing very very well. It has
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been a weird week for me since we last chatted
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on the mini episode when everything was recorded then and
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what kind of happened after, And I'll talk about it
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a little bit at the end of the episode and
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won't get into it right now, but we are finishing
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up our little Charles band marathon, our band athon as
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it were, with shrunken Heads. Now, this was a movie
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when I was looking for it, and like I said
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in the mini episode, if you didn't listen to it.
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This has also become kind of a chat in marathon
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at the same time, because for some reason, all of
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the movies that I've picked, and this one a little
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more on purpose than some of the other ones, because
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I was like, well done two like this, let's see
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what a third one's like, and uh, you know, they've
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all come from the fright night like little series that
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was done. I looked a little further into that as well,
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and I guess this was something that was available on
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sci Fi for a while, like it was a late
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night series on Sci Fi, and from my knowledge at
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least I would assume, especially since Head of the Family
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was a part of this series, that it was when
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it was on Sci Fi, it was you know, heavily
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to not include the language unless it was
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like super late at night, but then that wouldn't you know,
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make up for the nudity that was in everything. So
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this eventually went to Charles Bands to the Full Moon
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website and was basically shown there for a while as well.
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I don't know if it's still there. It's available on
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YouTube and it's available on TB When you go to YouTube,
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I think a lot of the videos are unlisted but
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you can find them directly from the full Moon page
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on YouTube. Even though you can't really search them up,
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if you go to their YouTube page, you can find them,
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so they're basically readily available right there for you to
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watch if you really want to search for them and
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see them. And I'm just kind of interested in seeing
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a couple more, just to see the stupidness that is
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the intro from William Shatner and all the little stupid
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things in the middle, and see what other movies they picked.
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And it's funny because I think one of them happens
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to be Subspecies, which is a movie I was going
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to do for the podcast, but I kind of wanted
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to go a little bit off the trail, at least
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in stuff that I hadn't heard of it before. And
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I was surprised that they were all a part of
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this series that was going on and when you watch
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them on YouTube or two be and I think they're
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even available on Amazon's free service, which I didn't check,
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but I think that they're actually there as well. When
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I was searching for it, because I really was trying
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to find out more information about this series, and it
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really happened in between, like ninety eight and two thousand
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and two. It only went on for like one season
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what would be you know, thought of as one season,
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so only really twelve episodes of this was actually produced, right,
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and you can tell that it was definitely cut for
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TV and the way that they do the intros and
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outros from William Shatner because every time that they had
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a commercial break, when they would come back from the break,
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that's when you'd get a little Shatner break in between
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it to continue on the movie. So I kind of
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like that in a way. I mean not necessarily saying, hey,
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I love the William Shatner stuff that's through the episodes,
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because a lot of it is really really, really stupid,
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and the one that goes throughout this episode, we won't,
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like I said, or like I did last time, I'm
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not gonna play clips throughout the episode of Shatner and
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give you the little intros and outros unless you know,
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I was doing a weird ad break in the middle
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of everything that was here, then maybe I'd throw in
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a Shatner one, even though you know, be nice to
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actually Shatner do some breaks for me, and that would
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be fantastic, But I don't think that he would do
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that because he probably doesn't even know who well, I'm
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pretty sure he doesn't know who the hell that I am, right,
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but uh, nonetheless, like when you would be coming back
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in from an episode or a nine episode, but a commercial,
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I could see these being a little more you know, entertaining.
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And the ones that happened in this one was him
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being attacked by a shrunken head, which happened to be
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one of the ex writers of the show, like the
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little segments that he did that he had fired because
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he didn't like what he was writing and he thought
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that it was like trying to kill him. And then
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with the last one that I'm gonna play for you
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at the end of the episode, as he's wrapping up
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the movie, right, that one in specific is about, you know,
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the conclusion of that storyline. So I don't want to
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give you what the conclusion of it is right here,
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but just kind of have that in your head, Like
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he's being attacked by the flying head, he's wondering who
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sent it after him, and then at the end you
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find out
exactly where the shrunken head came from, right,
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And it is really dumb in the resolution of everything
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that's there. The only thing that's really worthwhile in those
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little segments is that he does do some like I
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guess nowadays you'd call it trivia, but it's kind of
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like facts and information about the movie and sometimes the directors,
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sometimes the actors, sometimes the way that it's written in
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other times he just makes fun of the movie, and
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that stuff can be entertaining. It's just like the skits
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that are in it that are just kind of meh, Like,
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it's not necessarily always my cup of tea. Like it's
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very cringe. If you really like cringe humor maybe you're
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gonna like it, or you like really really really really
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cheesy stuff, then you'd be entertained by it, right, And
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there's some punny stuff that's in there that's entertaining, but overall,
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like watching it as you're watching the movie, it just
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feels weird. I guess, at least to me, that's the
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way that it does. But it won't stop me from
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watching others to see what exactly was done. Right. So, nonetheless,
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when we get into Shrunken Heads, you know, there are
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a couple things that surprise the heck out of me
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of this and one it's directed by Richard Elfman, who
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happens to be Danny Elfman's brother, and Danny Elfman actually
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does part of the score in this movie, which is
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absolutely nuts to me. Like, I was very surprised because
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it's like, who the hell Richard Elfman, Like I really
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it feels like I know that name, like and there's
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like there's no way that it actually could be, you know,
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any way related. Then yeah, he's related to Danny Elfman.
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And then when I was looking for into the movie, Yeah,
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the intro theme song that was done in this movie
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was actually done by Danny Elfman. And there's a little
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bit of flair here and there that was done you
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can tell at least influenced by Danny Elfman, or was
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done by Danny Elfman. In general, he put his name
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on there, and he really did it as a favor
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to his brother, since this was his brother's movie, right,
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And he's done quite a bit of movies. In fact,
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the last movie he did was in twenty twenty four
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called Bloody Bridget, which seems like it's one of these things.
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He also done a bunch of like TV stuff He's done,
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some just seems like they're all like crappy horror movies
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and a bunch of Oino Boinko stuff. I mean he
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did like five Oingo Boingo music videos that were there.
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He directed Forbidden Zone, Streets of Rage, Shrunken Heads, Bone Chillers,
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Modern Vampires, Date or Disaster, twenty eight Days and thirty
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Days to Vegas there as well as Aliens, Clowns and Geeks,
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The Carnage Collection, Vicious Violence and Vengeance, and Intro to
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the Forbidden Zone, the Director's Cut, and those ones were
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last in the like you know, last couple of years
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that was there. There was also a series that he
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did from twenty ten to twenty twelve called the Buzsign
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or buzzin TV Interviews, and there was also another one
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that was complimentary before that from twenty ten twenty fifteen. Well,
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I guess during the same amount of time, last a
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little longer was the Buzz and film interviews that were there.
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So and beyond that, like he's got a bunch of
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red carpet stuff. He's got some lost episodes that he
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did throughout the years. Well that was like looks like
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interviews and stuff like that, but a lot of the
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stuff was just you know, red carpet stuff. For buzz
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scene that was there, So I guess I don't know
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did he own buzz scene? Does he own it? Like,
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I have no idea what it is. I'm not looking
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further into it, but most of the movies he's done
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have been like this and Shrunkenheads. The biggest piece of
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trivia besides one of the actresses that's in this movie
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that many of you probably know and probably should
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and she has been a part of the podcast before
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in a different movie, is that this was the very
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first Full Moon feature that was actually released in theaters, right,
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which is odd to think because majority of them are
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direct to video, direct to DVD, direct to VOD. That's
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just kind of the way that they've always rolled, right,
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of his own money to get it in a very
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small selection of theaters, So it's the very first one
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to ever actually have a theatrical release, which is kind
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of cool. The other thing the actress that I'm talking
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about that since movie happens to be Meg Foster. Now
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Meg Foster, you're probably gonna remember me talking about her
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from thirty one. She was a part of that. She
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was also in Master of the Universe where she played
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Evil Lynn in that, she was in They Live where
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she played Holly. She's also in The Lords of Salem
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where she played Mark and Morgan. And she's been in
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a ton of other, you know, random horror movies that
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you would know it, you know, which is crazy that
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she was even a part of Jeepers Creepers three because
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I totally fucking forgot and the more I can forget
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about Jeepers Creepers three, uh, the better that it is
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going to be for me. She was also in an
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episode of Murder she wrote actually two episodes in you know,
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the timeframe that that series was running through is in
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quantum leap and shit like that. But pretty much has
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made her way through, like you know, the horror world
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and is known for a lot of the horror movies
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that she's done, if you're like a big horror nut
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that's out there, because you know, it's not like everything
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that she's done is particularly just horror in her world,
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but probably some of the things that people are gonna
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remember her for are going to be some of those
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horror movies that she has done as well, right at
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least that's kind of the movies that I mentioned off
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the top. Those are definitely movies that I remember her from, right,
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especially like thirty one and you know, the Lords of
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Salem there there and especially he Man, which we also
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have talked about on the podcast. So I was very
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surprised to see her. I was very surprised to see that,
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you know, Danny Elfman's name was anywhere in the title
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of this thing. This also happens to be the last
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film of Julius Harris, who plays mister Sumatra, and he's
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it's not somebody that is like very notable. He did
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a lot of TV that was there, and if you were,
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you know, during his heyday of the TV stuff that
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he did, you probably would maybe recognize some of this stuff,
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but it was nothing that was recognizable to me. But
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this is one of the last movies that he did,
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or the very last movie that he actually did. And
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it's funny too because Mike Foster, she plays Big Mo
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in this movie, who's like the big gangster that runs
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the town, and she said that it was actually one
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of the best characters that she's ever played, and it
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definitely looks like she's having fun while playing this character
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in this movie. I think in general, a majority of
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the characters are pretty much having fun. There's some young
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actors and actresses in this movie, especially the three kids
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and the love interest, Sally. She's very young in this movie. Now,
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I think this is one of those occasions. I'm hoping
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this was one of those occasions where it's somebody that
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looks really young that happens to be playing a young teenager,
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but she's of age. I'm not saying that there's any
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nudity in this movie, because there's not. By every full
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moon standard, this movie is very very teen like. I'll
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say it right off the bat. If you want to
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share kids a stupid horror movie, show them shrunking heads,
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they
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but it is extremely cheesy. I'm just from the sets
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to the design. But I like some of the characters
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in this movie very much, especially mister Sumatra, which is
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a character that you should like, right. I think the
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way that he's written, the way that he's performed, I
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think that most people are going to like this character
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in this movie. That's just kind of the way that
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it is. Other characters and other actresses kind of fall flat,
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especially Sally. But again, I'm gonna pass that off as
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this is probably one of her first films that she's
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ever done, and you really can't be like, oh man,
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look at you. You totally suck. Even though she kind
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of totally sucks. It's your very first film and you're
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acting and looking at what you think happen to be
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shrunken heads of kids that died. I mean, what are
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you gonna do? You know, you know, you're pretty new
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to the whole game, and this is the first movie
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that you're doing. Okay, and especially back in the day,
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I'm pretty sure that they weren't really looking at anything
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and the heads were added in post through whatever you know,
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magical cgi world that they were doing these things. So
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the majority of the actors too. There is a bust
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scene that happens later on in the movie, and with
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the exception that of Richard Elfman, who plays a role
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in that scene, were actually video and store employees who
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won their roles as part of a contest, which is
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pretty crazy as it was. And then MiG Foster also
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said that she fell ill from the cigar smoking that
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she had to do as Big Mo in this movie.
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This was actually, like I said before, this was supposed
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to get a big theatric release by Paramount and was
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picked up by them. But after they saw it they
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were like, I don't know, I'm not sure. Yeah, let
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me let me see that contract over there. Why she
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ended it over there, ripped up the contract and that
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was it. They backed out of everything that was there,
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and that the trailer that is shown doesn't actually have
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well say strike that reverse it. The trailer shows a
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scene that actually doesn't exist in the movie, which is
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weird that this being like a trivia thing, you'd be like, uh, okay,
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I guess, And there's supposedly there's somebody that went into
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this movie is part of like the trivia that's here,
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and they gave you a timestamp in particular at thirty
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four forty four. There is a musical cue that's in
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there that is used in the Nightmare Before Christmas, specifically
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the Jack and Sally montage like that that is dedication
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to go in there and be like, oh my god,
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I heard this or was it something that Danny Elfman say.
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I really don't know, but it's one of those things.
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I guess that's kind of cool, Like, but you got
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a lot of time in your hands. If you're gonna
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go and look for that type of thing. So that
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is about the trivia that I have for this movie,
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which is a lot more trivia than I had for
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you know, Killjoy, where I had like basically absolutely none,
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just some stuff I randomly found there on the web,
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and it wasn't even that much stuff that was there.
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But it's the reason I picked this was primarily because
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of the trailer because it looks so like terrible. It
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looked like it could be a lot of fun, and
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we might as well start the movie to find out
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if this actually is a lot of fun. So before
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we actually start talking about the movie, hey, will you
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want to come in and give us your introduction for
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this movie?
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Spaghetti and meatballs, fat women in stretch pants, kids and monsters.
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Some things does naturally go together. And while adults are
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always prejudiced against the undead creatures that want to kill them,
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kids tend to get along fine with mummies, were
wolves, googles,
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and in tonight's flake flying shrunken Heads WELLcom to William
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Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night and Tonight's movie, Shrunken Heads
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is about what happens when kids become monsters, They're not
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afraid or freaked like their parents would be. They think
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it's cool and the great excuse to kick some serious ass.
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Your ugly and you smell back.
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Kids must love you.
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What do you got in the back? Where are you going?
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What's he got in the back?
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He loves kids too, usually with ketchup and a great
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big bunugh. The nineteen thirty one movie Frankenstein broke ground
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when one really dumb little girl played toss the daisy
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with Carlo. Nineteen fifty science fiction movies like The Colosses
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of New York and Tobor the Great ran with that theme,
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as kids made friends.
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With bissert murdering robots.
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More recently, movies like The Lost Boys showed us teenage
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vampires as addicted to hair gel as they were to
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him glove point here, kids like being monsters. It's fun,
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it's red, it's totally bitchin. And that's the real youthful
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message behind Tonight's wicked ass flick. Shrunken heads, take a
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look piece out.
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Okay, First of all, don't say peace out g anymore?
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Will.
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I just cannot take it anymore with these references. I
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know they're old. I know they're really I mean, they're
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over twenty years old, these references that you're doing. I
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get it. They were old when you know, somebody your
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age was doing it when I was a kid, and
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now they're old now. Actually they weren't that old, but
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you doing them made them old, made the kids hate you. Okay,
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I just want to stress that. Secondly, I don't know
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who the fuck is writing these for him, And maybe
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he deserved to become like a shrunken head and an
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attack will you know, but what kids like becoming mo
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monsters and that's the main theme of this movie. That's
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not the theme of this movie at all, Like there's
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oh my god, we'll get into it. But I don't know,
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somebody just wrote something they thought would be funny. Like
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I get the whole comparison that he's maybe trying to
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make where he's like, you know, Frankenstein and some dumb
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little girl. I guess he's are written to make him
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seem stupid because you know, ding ding ding ding. You
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won the fucking stupid prize over there, mister Shatner. But
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you know, and your age, you're not gonna be necessarily
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coming after me like Kane Hodter plus You're not built
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like Kane is either, So I'm pretty safe from you,
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I think, unless phasers become a real thing and you're
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not gonna set it to stun and but you know,
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glaucoma might have set in and you're gonna fucking shoot
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it at me at a different angle. It's not gonna
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hit me anyway, you fucking bitch. But what what was
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I trying to say here? Besides William Shatner doesn't know
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how to fire a phaser from a hole in his ass.
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Oh oh yeah, the movie itself. Uh it I like
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the comparison that you're doing with the whole Frankenstein saying, yeah, monsters,
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you're not really recognized by kids, right. Kids don't really
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know it's a monster until the monster does something evil, right,
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until it becomes monstrous. And the whole thing with what
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happened Frankenstein not necessarily a dumb little kid. It's well, okay,
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kids are dumb in general. Little kids are pretty dumb.
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They do dumb things. But that's how they learn, right
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by doing a dumb thing, and then that dumb thing
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does something to them. Then they realize you can't do
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that dumb thing any I was a fucking stupid kid
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when I was a kid, right, And everybody's a stupid
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kid when they were little kids. You know, parents can
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only do so much when the parents aren't around. That's
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when you do some of the dumbest stuff in the world,
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like tell little Kimberly that you love her in the
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first grade, stupid shit like that. You just don't do
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that when you're a little kid, and you learn the
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hard way that you're just gonna be rejected really hard
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because she's a little girl and she doesn't understand what
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the hell you're talking about. But you're in your stupid
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little kid at the same time anyway, So the whole
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thing behind it, you know, And it's not that she
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did anything stupid. It's just that he got freaked out
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and then he decided to throw her into a river.
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Maybe she lit some fire necks to him and we
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didn't see it. She pulled out a gun, she pulled
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out a knife, and was like, oh shit, this kid's
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gonna shank me. I better fucking toss her somewhere. Didn't
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realize his own strength. Meant to just slightly push her
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away and disarm the kid, but the Frankenstein's Monster ended
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up picking her up and tossing her halfway across the
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you know, the lake and drowned her. That's not his fault,
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you know, that's you know, the girl's fault for pulling
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a knife on Frankenstein's monster. That's all I'm really trying
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to say here. But it's it's just weird to me
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that it's so far off. It's like, oh, well, kids
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want to be the monster. I get that statement. When
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you know, play make pretend you're doing those things as
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a kid. Either you want to be the hero that's
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say a day, or you want to be Godzilla and
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you want to destroy everything. I get that that's the
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way that it is. But these kids didn't have a
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choice in becoming the monster, as we're gonna learn in
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this film. And at the same time, like they even
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say in the movie that I'd rather be dead than
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be turned into this. And even though they like they
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end up getting trained and everything in the ways of
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being whatever this shrunken head thing is. And however this
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movie does it like they kind of turn into monsters
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and losing their bits of humanity except for one of them, right,
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So it's not about the joy of being a monster.
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And that they're like, oh boy, I get to go
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around and you know, fly around as a disembodied head
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and you know, zach people with my weird like mind
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lightning and bite people on the neck with the vampire
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or act like I was born in fucking Fresno. I
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don't fucking know. But nonetheless, so we begin this film
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in I'm guessing this is I'm a guessing. God, my
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stereotypical New York like accent that's terrible is going to
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come out in this film.
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I know it.
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But if believe this takes place in New York, just
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in the way that everybody's acting. Ah, come on, you
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want some of this over the year, we got it. Oh,
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I'm gonna go get some Goba gooul with my friends
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over here. I have to get my money. Where's my money?
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I see you got money for fake mustaches, but you
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don't got money to pay me back on this nice
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and healthy and very very legal protection that I give you.
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I do not understand. I do not know where you
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are coming from.
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Whoa.
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I mean, come on, we gotta go over here, and
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then we go over there and we will see Angela.
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You know, that's the type of thing that we do
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over here in New York. Now, just give me the money,
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all right? Like that type of shit's gon? Why did
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that go in between like John Travolta from fucking Greece
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and like a stereotypical, like Italian style thing that we
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expect from New York. At the same time, I'm just
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getting better with my accents. That's what's really happening out here.
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Come on, come on, what's going on over you? Now?
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It's fucking Rodney Dangerfield. But I digress. So I believe
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this takes place in New York City. I didn't look
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up where they said it takes place or in summaries
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or any shit like that,
but just upon the setting,
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we're here in some type of like I don't know,
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lower burb that's down there, maybe one of the you know,
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the Burroughs that's over there, and we're coming upon a
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marketplace that's runned by Tommy Larson's dad, I don't remember
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what his fucking name is, mister Larson. Over here, as
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he's working for the day, he's sweeping the outside and
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he begins to start sweep the inside, and that's when
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his friend Bill shows up to basically have him go
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check out the new DC comics that have come up,
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and as they leave for the day, we also get
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to meet Freddie and we get to meet the bullies that'll.
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Be Oh dare I could be a few dollars short, air,
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I'd be happy to put it on account missus Wilson.
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Would you? Oh, thank you missed your live.
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Nice seeing you, Hey, Tommy, this totally huge shiitment of
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DC's just came in that mister Sumatra's.
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Finish that dry spot, Tommy, then you can go.
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Alright, you want a jelly bad?
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Hey?
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Who's happening?
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All right?
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Hey kid, you want to ride your bike around here?
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00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:47.039
You gotta pay for.
476
00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:49.519
What protection.
477
00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:53.160
Money?
478
00:26:53.160 --> 00:26:53.519
Guys?
479
00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:56.240
Look Sally, did you just say the hell out of this?
480
00:26:56.319 --> 00:27:04.079
Okay, Hey, let him go, booger. He's looking for trouble.
481
00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:06.039
I give you all the trouble.
482
00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:08.359
You can handles, but you got a frigging problem.
483
00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:15.000
Huh. The punks to be locked up, So we see
484
00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:17.559
him getting ready to clean the store. When we meet Billy,
485
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:20.039
we learned that Billy has a jelly bean addiction. I
486
00:27:20.039 --> 00:27:23.960
guess for some reason, he just always carries jelly beans
487
00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:26.359
with him and he chews on them every now and then,
488
00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:29.039
and he offers them to everybody that he meets. We
489
00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:30.880
see Freddie, who happens to be the new kid in
490
00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:33.839
the area, riding around in his bike going somewhere, and
491
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:36.920
then he runs into Vinnie and his bully friends, as
492
00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:39.400
well as Sally, who happens to be at this point
493
00:27:39.640 --> 00:27:42.960
Vinnie's girlfriend. Actually she's his girlfriend through most of the movie,
494
00:27:43.240 --> 00:27:46.640
and hey, hey, there's someday we're gonna learn about her
495
00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:49.240
later on the movie. And I'm like, what the fuck
496
00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:52.640
is going on here? Because Vinnie definitely looks like he's
497
00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:55.400
some dude in his like mid twenties to early thirties,
498
00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:59.319
and honestly, she looks pretty young. But I'm like, okay, well,
499
00:27:59.400 --> 00:28:02.440
you know, maybe he's, you know, our friend that we're
500
00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.880
not going to be bringing into anywhere near this room
501
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:07.400
anytime soon. I'm really sick and tired of that guy.
502
00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:11.200
But like, you know, he's busy, you know, I would
503
00:28:11.240 --> 00:28:14.480
say maybe he's like eighteen nineteen and she's supposed to
504
00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:17.680
be like seventeen. Let's just say that, you know, she's
505
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.039
acting a little bit younger. There are the kids in
506
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:23.559
the area, Okay, that's perfectly fine. Whatever. I don't really
507
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:26.319
give a shit about that. You know, the loss is
508
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:29.160
one thing, but when you're that age, it's kind of like,
509
00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:32.359
oh whatever, I get what's going on here, you know.
510
00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:35.119
And she's all to a better lack of a word
511
00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:38.359
here gwetoed up as well, in like her jean jacket
512
00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:41.559
and her jeans and her hair back and a ponytail,
513
00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:44.079
looking as much of a gangster as everybody else. But
514
00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:46.559
at the same time, she's trying to butt in and
515
00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:49.519
tell Vinnie not to do what he does best, which is,
516
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:52.279
you know, bully. The nerds that are there as they're
517
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:55.160
you know, they get together. And Tommy you can tell
518
00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:58.119
that he's being portrayed as kind of like the good guy,
519
00:28:58.480 --> 00:29:01.039
the guy that doesn't necessarily you know, he stands up
520
00:29:01.079 --> 00:29:04.240
when needs to, but he's not necessarily strongest guy in
521
00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:06.279
the world. He's still a little bit of the nerdy
522
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.119
kid that's there, even though he doesn't look like the
523
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:10.799
girt nerdy guy, though he also does seem like a
524
00:29:10.799 --> 00:29:13.440
cap to save a ho right, like, you know, some
525
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:16.240
random girl gets in trouble. Even though he
never stands
526
00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:18.440
up to any bully, he's gonna step in there and
527
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:20.799
he's gonna fucking white Knight this shit like nobody's ever
528
00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:23.880
white knighted before, and save that bitch from you know,
529
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:26.839
whatever abusive boyfriend that she has out there, and then
530
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:30.200
promptly get his ass fucking handed to him, you know
531
00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:32.559
as well in the way that things work. But they
532
00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:35.519
step in try to stop Vinnie from messing with Tommy
533
00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:38.680
or Freddy over here, not Tommy, because Tommy's like the
534
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:42.720
White Knight, like I said, over here. And so after
535
00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:45.319
they leave him, they pick him up, and of course,
536
00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:47.880
you know, Freddy, he's got his inhaler that he's got
537
00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:49.759
to use because he's got asthma, even though he was
538
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:52.559
riding that bike really really well. And so they pick
539
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:55.480
him off the ground and they befriend Freddie, telling him
540
00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:57.839
that they're gonna go over to mister Sumatras and he
541
00:29:57.960 --> 00:29:59.680
they're gonna go over and we canna get some comics.
542
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:02.000
That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go with the
543
00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:04.960
new DC rags. You know, they're different ones that I like.
544
00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:08.680
Some people they like, you know, the Green Lantern. Some
545
00:30:08.759 --> 00:30:12.240
people they like Batman, some people they like the soups.
546
00:30:12.519 --> 00:30:14.920
I love the soups. The soups is are good. But
547
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:20.119
nobody compares, all right, nobody's as good as soups Dog Crypto.
548
00:30:20.279 --> 00:30:22.640
So we're gonna get up the new Crypto comic. And
549
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:25.279
this movie should have been directed by James Gunn, not
550
00:30:25.400 --> 00:30:29.599
directed by you know, Danny Elfman's brother Richard Elfman, but nonetheless.
551
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:31.920
So they go over to su Mantras to check out
552
00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:34.079
the new comics that are there, pick it up, and
553
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:36.279
we get to meet Sumatra for the first time. And
554
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:38.359
what we learn about him is that he is an
555
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:41.559
old Haitian cop right that just happens to live now
556
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:44.160
here in New York and he runs a newsstand selling
557
00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:47.319
comic books and magazines and everything like that. And he
558
00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:50.839
has some special jelly beans over here for fat ass
559
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:54.799
fucking Billy to make sure that Billy I guess keeps
560
00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:58.480
his I don't know fatness that's over here, like, he's
561
00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:00.920
got some weird ones that he's old. You're gonna love these.
562
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.880
These are from my homeland. They taste like potato, and
563
00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:07.119
I'm like, what type of potato? Like it's a ube
564
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:10.599
because if it's uba, all right, I will give you that.
565
00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:12.880
I'm fucking addicted to that lately. I don't know why.
566
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:15.880
It's like becoming like the big craze around here. And
567
00:31:16.039 --> 00:31:18.200
I've been to a bunch of different shops that have
568
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.640
that goddamn thing on their menu, whether it's a drink
569
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:24.839
or it's the fucking Uba cookies. If you've never had
570
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:27.000
an Uba cookie before, you need to do yourself a
571
00:31:27.039 --> 00:31:29.759
favor and have yourself a fucking Uba cookie. And I'm
572
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:32.079
thinking about actually making a cake with ube, but I
573
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:34.160
just had to figure out how to do it because
574
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:37.480
it's like it's sweet without being super sweet. Even though
575
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:41.880
it's basically like a potato, it's not quite like a yam.
576
00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:44.519
I wouldn't eat it. I'm not a big fan of
577
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.680
yams or sweet potatoes right, just never really got to me.
578
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:50.640
And especially when they do like mash and stuff, it's
579
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:53.799
always like, like you know, mashed potatoes. They can be
580
00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:59.000
a little bit sticky and kind of gummy and stuff
581
00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:01.839
if they're like bad mashed potatoes. But if they're type
582
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:05.880
of mashed potatoes that are like you know, have a
583
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:09.400
little bit more of a firmness to it, or have
584
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:12.200
like you know, a little chunks of the potato in there,
585
00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:14.920
like one hundred percent mashed and like liquefied. You know,
586
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:17.440
some people will take like a handmisker after they mash
587
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:20.079
the potatoes and then like puree it if it's not
588
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:23.359
like that, which puree and mashed potatoes are fine, and
589
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:25.839
I think that consistency is there, but I kind of
590
00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:28.039
like a little bit of chunk in my mashed potato,
591
00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:30.759
if you know what I'm saying. And so when you
592
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:34.720
but when you have like the yams, yams never come
593
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:38.039
out like that, or the sweet potatoes, they're always that
594
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:42.160
purade like mush type of thing,
and it just I
595
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.440
just don't know about that with the taste and everything,
596
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:46.599
and everybody's got to put fucking marshmallows in it. I
597
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:48.720
just don't understand that when you have that. I know
598
00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:52.359
it's a big Thanksgiving staple, but it's just not for me.
599
00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:55.440
But for some reason, the way that this is done,
600
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:58.599
it feels more like you're eating like especially like when
601
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:01.000
you have like breads and stuff and cakes, like sweetbreads
602
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:03.359
and cakes and stuff with the ube in it, it
603
00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:06.400
tastes like, you know, like a banana bread type of
604
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:09.160
consistent or a zucchini bread. You know, I really like
605
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:12.480
Zucchinian bread and pumpkin bread and banana bread to an extent,
606
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:15.519
banana bread is really warm. This has been talking food
607
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:18.680
with terrible terrors by the way. You know, it's it's
608
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:22.519
still good, but it's not what you know, I would
609
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:24.920
expect out of something like that when you have something
610
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.240
that's more of a vegetable like a zucchini bread or
611
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:31.319
a pumpkin bread instead of having you know, a banana
612
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.599
bread or you know, something like that, where you'd expect
613
00:33:33.599 --> 00:33:35.079
the fruit to have that taste. That's the way that
614
00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:37.559
ube is. So what I'm really trying to say here
615
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.400
is that I have an ube addiction and everybody should
616
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:43.200
join me in trying something that's ube. It's a very
617
00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:47.920
good Filipino you know, based vegetable that you can get
618
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.480
some great desserts with. So all I'm really trying to
619
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:53.400
say that aren't super sweet and have a delicious fucking
620
00:33:53.440 --> 00:33:57.799
taste with them nonetheless. So anyway, so that's probably what
621
00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:00.119
the jelly beans are that he's probably showing him and
622
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:02.519
unless I'm completely wrong for the way that it is.
623
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:06.079
But they do buy the comics directly from uh, mister Sumatra.
624
00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:08.679
That's there. They talk about the boys a little bit
625
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:10.840
and they kind of ask him, you know what he
626
00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:13.039
would well, they don't ask him right, hear what they
627
00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:14.880
would do. It's more of just an introduction of what's
628
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:17.519
going on. And they go off into the corner and
629
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:20.159
they begin to read the comics. And that's where see
630
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:24.679
I knew it. Specifically, who the actual best fucking comic
631
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:28.039
book characters? And fuck you, Tommy, it's not the Green Lantern.
632
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:31.800
Green Lantern is the most amazing superhero in the world.
633
00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:33.559
Crypto is infinitely more cool.
634
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:37.719
Come on, Bill, how can you compare Crypto to it's
635
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:38.599
a green lantern?
636
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:39.559
Crypto is a dog?
637
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:48.119
Geez uh, oh, don't look now, give.
638
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:49.239
It back, give me that.
639
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.480
I can't believe you guys are still into this crap.
640
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:54.639
Huh.
641
00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:56.199
It's gonna grow up anyway.
642
00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:58.920
Come on, give it back, Vinny, Just.
643
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:01.199
Give it back to him.
644
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:02.360
What are you gonna go to bat for this?
645
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.679
Dwarp? Now? I said give it back, Vinnie.
646
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:06.440
Oh what are you gonna do?
647
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:07.840
If I don't, I'll call your mother?
648
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:09.639
Look jerky?
649
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:10.719
What you call him?
650
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:11.199
Jerk?
651
00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:12.760
Huh?
652
00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:14.800
Hey, Vinny, mister Sumatra's watching.
653
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:16.960
I don't care if mister Sumatra's watching.
654
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.880
Your boys out up here? Hey, why don't you eat this?
655
00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:21.920
Mister Sumatra?
656
00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:25.039
You aren't hired me.
657
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:27.400
Come on, Vinny man, let's get out of here.
658
00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:29.199
Think God gives me the creeps all right.
659
00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:33.679
Later?
660
00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:43.199
Twerp, No, no, should have done that.
661
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:45.920
Vinnie, shouldn't have done that.
662
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:46.320
Vinnie.
663
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:50.159
Please, There's gotta be a way to get those jerks
664
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:51.000
off of our backs.
665
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:53.159
The only way to handle those guys is stand up
666
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:55.840
to him. I don't think that's such a good idea.
667
00:35:57.639 --> 00:35:59.719
Used to be a policeman, right, missus Mantra.
668
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:03.400
Yes, I've had law enforcement experience in Haiti.
669
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:06.880
Back when you're policeman, how would you handle a game
670
00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:08.119
with the vipers?
671
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:12.920
I would have collected information on them and then transmit
672
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:16.480
that information to a
special squad of inspectors.
673
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:18.039
And the time time, mccoot?
674
00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:19.559
What like running surveillance?
675
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:25.440
Exactly? When in pursuit mouth factors? What are else evil?
676
00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:25.760
To us?
677
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:30.920
Criminals? Ready, when one deals with mouthwok? To us, one
678
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:36.199
must have great diligence. Only then may expose the soft
679
00:36:36.280 --> 00:36:45.000
parts we need to underbellies. Even in bleeding sorrow the triumph.
680
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.920
The cops in Haiti sound pretty scary.
681
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:54.880
It's fretty caps in Haiti are extremely scary.
682
00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:59.920
I love mister Sumatra so much like this character is,
683
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:03.480
and if it wasn't played by the actor that's playing
684
00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:05.519
him in this movie, I doubt that I would like
685
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:10.159
him this much. But he is absolutely my favorite character
686
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:14.119
in this movie, hands down. I just love the cadence.
687
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:18.159
I love how like, you know, evil he sounds, but
688
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:21.599
he's not being evil. It's just more like, you know,
689
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:25.800
he's vigilante justice type of thing, like swamp justice type
690
00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:28.280
of guy. You know, coming from Haiti, and we dealt
691
00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:31.000
with criminals differently back there. You know, even when you
692
00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:33.079
cut them and none, they'll show you their bellies and
693
00:37:33.119 --> 00:37:36.960
even then, the way that they bleed is going to be, oh,
694
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.000
just fantastic. Like why are you so obsessed with blood,
695
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:44.280
mister Sumatra. I don't know, maybe because you know, I'm
696
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:48.000
a stereotype from Haiti and I practice voodoo. What's voodoo,
697
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:52.360
mister Sumatra? Will you see children? Voodoo is the type
698
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:55.800
of thing that you don't really want to know about
699
00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.119
in this day and age. I mean, it could be
700
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:00.960
something that's good for the kids, could be bad for
701
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:04.320
the kids. I mean, it's all about making sure that
702
00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:08.039
you get your vengeance just riding. You can use it
703
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:11.440
for good or you can use it for evil. But
704
00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:15.840
you should only use voodoo for good. I mean, if
705
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:18.800
you if you really thought about it one of these times.
706
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:21.880
There was this one time where you know, this guy
707
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:24.519
was chasing down and I went and I got some
708
00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:29.480
information on this guy. Why are you saying information like that,
709
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:35.519
Mistress mutch Oh, oh, no reason why. I mean, it's
710
00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:39.960
not like I grabed some hair and some some blood
711
00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:43.840
and attached it to a doll that I might have
712
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.599
cut in a couple of different ways and watched him
713
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:52.480
bleed to death on the floor. No, nothing like that, children, No, no, no,
714
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.800
I mean maybe you should guys should uh should get
715
00:38:55.840 --> 00:39:00.119
along and not learn about the type of justice that
716
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:05.119
we served down when I was a police there in Haiti. Yeah,
717
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:09.760
just move along, children, like it's it's just done well.
718
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:14.000
It's not always the best, but it really makes me
719
00:39:14.519 --> 00:39:17.519
like the character, right, And you know, I don't mind
720
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:19.880
the kids so much. I mean, Freddy just kind of
721
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:24.119
plays that stereotypical, kind of scared, kind of like timid
722
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:26.639
type of kid that's there and it's fine for what
723
00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:29.760
it is. In the movie, Billy is just there for
724
00:39:29.960 --> 00:39:35.320
most of the time. He's honestly, him and Sally are
725
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.480
kind of the same, like Sally just seems like she's there,
726
00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:41.320
like she tries to act confident, but it doesn't really
727
00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:44.519
come out that way in the sections that she has.
728
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.880
And she's a lot more in this movie than Billy is.
729
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:48.960
I mean, Billy's basically just gonna get the beginning and
730
00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:52.440
then when he's a fucking head right and Tommy, Tommy's
731
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:54.760
not bad. I mean, he's not like, you know, Tommy,
732
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:58.159
the Green Ranger type of Tommy. But I could see
733
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:00.239
if he was gonna be able to grow older after.
734
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:01.960
You know, of course, we all know the way the
735
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:04.280
movie's gonna go, he's gonna fucking die and become ahead.
736
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:07.800
You know that maybe he could play the flute and
737
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:11.079
some of the dragons ord. I don't fucking know, maybe
738
00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:13.400
he could. Maybe that's one of the powers he's eventually
739
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.199
gonna have. I don't know. Maybe that's what shrunkinheads do.
740
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:19.360
They fucking become the mighty morphin shrunckinghead Rangers, and they
741
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:22.079
have like many versions of the Megasord or some shit
742
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:25.039
like that,
and they could only fight like the tiny
743
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:28.000
things that Rita Ripulsa sends out. You know, their zord
744
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:30.000
is like human size, and that's the only time that
745
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.559
they're gonna fight. I really don't fucking know. Well, we'll
746
00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:34.960
have to see what happens in the movie with everything
747
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:38.239
that's going on here. But like, the dude that plays
748
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:41.679
Vinnie is pretty good too, I think for that character.
749
00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:44.639
I think it's the perfect mix of like a little
750
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:47.360
bit campy when it needs to be campy and not
751
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:50.159
so campy and when it doesn't. And Mike Foster when
752
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.159
she shows up as Big Mo is fantastic too. Like
753
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:56.360
your standouts in terms of characters are really gonna be
754
00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:58.119
Big Mo, which I wanted to see a lot more of,
755
00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:00.960
and Missus Sumatra, which you see ton of, which is
756
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:03.800
good on that end, but I really wanted to see
757
00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:05.719
a lot more Big Mode than we get in this movie.
758
00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:09.719
So I digress here. So we have him put stuff
759
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:12.400
into the kid's head about like the good things they
760
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:14.880
should do and how they should deal with these gangs
761
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.199
that are in the neighborhood that are causing a terror
762
00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:19.880
to everybody that's around there, and like Tommy says, they
763
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:22.559
basically diden't like, you know, picking on them since they
764
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:26.079
were in kindergarten, right. So we then cut back over
765
00:41:26.119 --> 00:41:28.800
the store and Tommy's working there, and while he's working
766
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.679
in the store, good old Sally comes by to talk
767
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:35.679
to him and kind of, I guess apologize about Vinnie.
768
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.880
I just want to let you know that I'm really
769
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:41.159
sorry about yesterday. Vinnie just gets like that sometimes. I
770
00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:41.760
don't know why.
771
00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:43.920
Maybe he's just got a bad character.
772
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:46.039
Vinnie has good qualities.
773
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:48.360
Sure could have fooled me.
774
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:51.239
He's had a lot of trouble at all.
775
00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:54.559
Having trouble doesn't mean you go out terrorizing the entire
776
00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:57.239
neighborhood and he's your boyfriend.
777
00:41:57.920 --> 00:41:58.960
What's that supposed to mean?
778
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:00.199
Think about it?
779
00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:08.719
Tell us,
Sally, something wrong do I detect a little
780
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:09.880
girlfriend in troubles?
781
00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:10.000
Here?
782
00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:14.599
Son, my dad, It's not like that at all.
783
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:27.519
Oh hey, Sally, Hey Sally, come on, you're not so mad?
784
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:30.039
Are you go away?
785
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:31.320
Oh?
786
00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:31.840
Come on?
787
00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:32.519
Lighting up?
788
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:35.639
What you did yesterday was really awful.
789
00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:37.840
Come on, that guy's a total win.
790
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:40.239
Tommy Larsen is not a win.
791
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:42.559
Oh what so you're all in love now?
792
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:45.199
That doesn't even deserve an answer.
793
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:54.320
What's up, man, Sally?
794
00:42:55.519 --> 00:43:00.559
Sally, there's a boys probably feed you and I can't
795
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:01.480
handle mister smutch.
796
00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:06.239
So yeah, they you know. She tries to apologize for
797
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:09.639
what's going on here and what happened with Vinnie, and
798
00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:13.599
I guess kind of like backwardsly because that's her boyfriend.
799
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:19.719
Again shocking revelations later, but like the fact that you know,
800
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.920
it's obvious that you know she has some feelings for
801
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:25.880
Tommy and which we're gonna learn about in a little bit,
802
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:28.840
and the shit that's gonna go down in this movie,
803
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:32.800
and the fact that you know she's trying to be
804
00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:36.519
nice to him. She's the good girl, she's just attracted
805
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:39.559
to the bad boy, and Tommy, honestly is putting in
806
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:42.679
her place like being right, like, oh yeah, because it's
807
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:44.920
your boyfriend, Like oh, he's not that bad yet, because
808
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:47.400
he's your boyfriend, And you can't fucking see, Like what's
809
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:50.719
that suppust? They need figure it out, bitch, Like you
810
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:53.400
should know exactly what that means. Look, he comes around,
811
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:56.440
he beats the shit out of Everybody's constantly stealing from people.
812
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:59.119
He thinks he's the big fucking dog of the area.
813
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:03.119
Here he roaming with a gang called the Vipers. You're
814
00:44:03.199 --> 00:44:05.800
into the bad boy. You're not into the good boys
815
00:44:05.960 --> 00:44:08.920
like me, right, the blonde hair, blue eyes, you're into
816
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:12.119
the black hair guidos that are over there and you know,
817
00:44:12.239 --> 00:44:16.400
stirring up tons of shit. But you know, figure out
818
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:19.159
what that fucking means, all right, you know, go fuck
819
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:21.920
your boyfriend or whatever you're doing. I'm not fucking him.
820
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:24.360
Well you know, you would have fooled me, bitch, you know.
821
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:29.719
But nonetheless he didn't necessarily say that. But still it's
822
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:33.440
just like, uh, okay, it's she's dating the bad boy.
823
00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.480
She doesn't see that he's a bad boy because she
824
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.519
thinks that, oh, there's still some good in him. And
825
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:39.519
you just don't know him the way that I do.
826
00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:42.039
Why have I talked about this before? This is such
827
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:45.400
a stereotypical character that shows up in a ton of
828
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:48.280
these types of movies that we have out here. Oh
829
00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:50.079
you don't know him like I do. He's really a
830
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:53.320
sweet softie. He just has a heart exterior and he's
831
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:55.559
got a bad home and that's why he lashes out
832
00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:59.679
and he does these things like Okay, you just can't
833
00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:02.880
see there's something about him, and you're just attracted that type.
834
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.559
And me, me, me, me, me me. You know, I
835
00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:07.920
could go down the in cell like pipeline with the
836
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:11.960
whole thing. He's the Chad and I'm not me me, me, me,
837
00:45:11.760 --> 00:45:13.760
me me. But you know, I'm not gonna go that
838
00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:17.039
fucking far with the whole thing. Maybe there's a reason why,
839
00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:19.280
Maybe you need to be more confident in yourself, fucking
840
00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:22.119
Tommy and just tell her how you feel. Maybe that's
841
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:25.519
just all that needs to happen here. But nonetheless, so
842
00:45:26.360 --> 00:45:28.679
and then she walks off, and she's approached by Vinnie
843
00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:31.719
over Hey, Yo, what's going on, bitch? I mean, I
844
00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:34.639
wasn't that bad over here. He's just a fucking whimp.
845
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:36.880
What are you gonna do about these things? I mean,
846
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:38.800
come on, I bet you was. Dick's not the size
847
00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:40.920
of mind, even though you wouldn't know because you never
848
00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:43.760
touched my dick. I mean, I've tried to show it
849
00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:47.159
to you multiple times, because that's what good boyfriends do,
850
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:50.079
all right. Why is my accident keep fucking changing? I
851
00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:52.840
don't fucking know. This is the type of quality that
852
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:55.480
you would expect from the
Terrible Terror podcast, so.
853
00:45:56.039 --> 00:45:56.239
You know.
854
00:45:56.599 --> 00:45:59.320
And then as he's, you know, still trying to chase
855
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:01.199
her down that that's when she walks over by missus
856
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:04.679
tu Mantra. He sees that, you know, Sally's being bugged
857
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.280
by Vinnie over here, goes into his little box and
858
00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:10.320
he pulls out the box some dust and he puts
859
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:12.920
it into his hands and he looks towards the car
860
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.880
and he blows the dust towards the car. Then all
861
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:18.320
of a sudden, the car starts going out of control
862
00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:21.320
and Vinnie can't control it at all. It starts speeding
863
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:22.960
off and it ends up running into the back of
864
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:27.840
another car, to which, you know, the other dudes that
865
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:29.480
are with him in the car, they're just kind of,
866
00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:31.440
you know, what the hell are you doing? What's going on?
867
00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:33.440
I can't believe you're driving to watch out where you
868
00:46:33.480 --> 00:46:36.159
fucking drive and yo, and so you know, well he
869
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:38.360
doesn't back into a car. It kind of looks like
870
00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.280
he's going to, but it ends up running into a tree.
871
00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:44.079
And I get it. He's got his own ride, you know.
872
00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:46.360
And that's cool that he's got his own ride. But
873
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:48.559
that thing is a piece of shit. That's the car
874
00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:51.119
that fucking Adam Sandler saying about back in the day,
875
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:54.599
all right, diesel gas, it sucks hiss. That's exactly the
876
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:56.639
car that he's running over there. And how could you
877
00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:59.280
be attracted to somebody with that? Who? You know? I
878
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:01.599
guess maybe good side. At least you can drive me
879
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:04.920
places and we can go hang out somewhere, you know whatever.
880
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:07.679
Fuck you. And so we cut over into the evening
881
00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:10.719
and we see that Tommy and Freddie and Billy they're
882
00:47:10.719 --> 00:47:13.400
all sitting around in Tommy's house and they're talking about
883
00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:16.559
what they need to do about Vinnie. Right. Tommy is
884
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:18.760
very adamant that they need to do something because they're
885
00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:20.320
sick and tired of the whole thing, and they should
886
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:23.039
listen to what mister Sumatra said and they should figure out,
887
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:25.920
you know, how to get some type of dirt on Vinnie,
888
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:28.840
do some surveillance, find out something, and then turn him
889
00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:31.920
into the police to have him get out of the area. Billy,
890
00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:35.679
he's not really into the whole idea. He's like, dude,
891
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:38.280
Vinnie's gonna kick her ass when he finds out that
892
00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:41.239
it's us. And Tommy's like, but we gotta do the
893
00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:44.960
good thing. We gotta do what's right, man. We can't
894
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:48.599
just stand by and let Vinnie do this bullshit again
895
00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:51.639
and again and again. And Freddy's like, I've only been
896
00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:53.559
here for about three weeks and I already hate the
897
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:56.280
fucking guy. So we should do something, you know, And
898
00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:58.800
Billy's like, fine, all right, So they make a little
899
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:01.639
pact with each other and they're gonna go ahead and
900
00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:03.880
if they can find something that Vinnie's doing in a
901
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:07.760
negative light, then they'll record it. You know, Tommy has
902
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:10.079
his little camcorder that does that looks like a fucking
903
00:48:10.119 --> 00:48:13.480
virtual boy. I've never seen a video recorder like this anyway.
904
00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:17.559
And you know, they both Freddie and Billy they go
905
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:20.320
off and as Tommy goes up to the Superman poster
906
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:22.639
they has in his room, and he's like, yeah, you
907
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:25.440
think you're bad, I'm fucking bad. Look at me. You
908
00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:29.079
think you strong, Superman? You only strong because of us Sun.
909
00:48:29.480 --> 00:48:31.920
All right. If it wasn't for us Sun that we
910
00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:34.559
have here on this planet, you'd be as weak as
911
00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:37.920
I am. In fact, i'd be strong. Look at these muscles, Yeah,
912
00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:41.239
watch me flex these at you. Yeah, these twelve year
913
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:44.039
old fucking muscles, or however old he's supposed to be.
914
00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:46.840
I really don't know. If he's definitely not supposed to
915
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:50.159
be like seventeen. He's probably like fourteen, fifteen or some
916
00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:53.440
shit like that. But he's there, he's flexing and you know,
917
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:56.840
talking shit to the Superman poster, which made me wish
918
00:48:56.880 --> 00:48:59.199
that Superman would come to life for a second and
919
00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:02.159
just knock him upside the head and knock some sense
920
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:04.639
into this fucking kid, send him a couple of apartments
921
00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:07.039
down right, bust them through a couple of walls, and
922
00:49:07.079 -->
00:49:09.440
be like, kid, you're never gonna be as strong as me,
923
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:12.639
all right, Like, look, I get it. I have all
924
00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:15.199
the powers in the world, and they kept writing powers
925
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:18.079
for me, right, forcing people to kiss me when they
926
00:49:18.119 --> 00:49:20.360
don't really want to kiss me, all the hypnotism that
927
00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:23.360
I can do, turning Japanese for a little while. Okay,
928
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:25.960
look it up, that's a Superman thing that fucking happened.
929
00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:29.639
You know that whenever they needed to have me survive something,
930
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:33.039
I suddenly got a new fucking power because I'm fucking Superman.
931
00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:36.119
So you're never gonna beat me, because for some reason,
932
00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:38.480
even if you got like kryptonite or some shit like
933
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:40.119
that and you try to use it on me, I'm
934
00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:42.159
pretty sure that they would give me, like, you know,
935
00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:44.920
some type of power that would let me fucking block
936
00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:47.599
kryptonite out and I'd never be hurt by it again,
937
00:49:47.639 --> 00:49:49.639
and I'd just be the most powerful god and all
938
00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:52.199
of Earth, all right, As long as that sun's up there,
939
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:54.320
and I'm gonna get all my powers that I need.
940
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:57.400
Why does Superman not turn weak at night? I know
941
00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:00.920
he's weak to magic, Okay, this is a super but
942
00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:03.239
if he gets all the powers for the sun, is
943
00:50:03.239 --> 00:50:05.719
he like a solar battery? Then does he just like
944
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:09.280
store everything inside of him and that lasts him long enough?
945
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:11.920
Like does he have to get a tan constantly? And
946
00:50:11.960 --> 00:50:14.639
then as you see him throughout the day, he becomes
947
00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:18.719
goth Superman at night? Right, slowly but surely, he just
948
00:50:18.760 --> 00:50:21.440
gets paler and paler and paler, And that's how you
949
00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:23.480
know he's not as strong. But even though like for
950
00:50:23.559 --> 00:50:26.599
every comic, he stays the same and strength no matter what.
951
00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:29.079
He gets the power from the power of the sun.
952
00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:31.199
But if I was any type of bad guy, I'd
953
00:50:31.239 --> 00:50:33.599
be like, look, I'm just gonna go kick his ass
954
00:50:33.639 --> 00:50:36.280
at night because there's no way that he can recharge, right,
955
00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:39.159
And I think eventually people fucking figured that shit out.
956
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:42.679
At least when Doomsday killed him, it was definitely at night, right,
957
00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:47.119
But nonetheless, so when he's talking there and he's talking
958
00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:50.760
to Soups, that's when Sally randomly shows up and she
959
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:53.000
begins to talk to him because she wants to tell
960
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:55.360
him something very special. What are you doing?
961
00:50:57.400 --> 00:50:57.760
Nothing?
962
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:01.800
I know it's i'm the late, but you think maybe
963
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:05.000
we could talk? Sure, you want me to come down,
964
00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:06.760
that's okay, I'll.
965
00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:23.760
Come up, so well, i'll come. You're out on a
966
00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:24.320
school night.
967
00:51:25.079 --> 00:51:31.760
My mom and dad were fighting again. I couldn't handle it. Sorry,
968
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:33.960
don't worry about it.
969
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:37.559
I was thinking about what you said the other day.
970
00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:42.079
I don't know why I thought many could change. I'm
971
00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:43.360
not gonna see him anywhere though.
972
00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:48.800
Oh it's about time.
973
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:52.679
And besides, I like someone else now.
974
00:51:54.960 --> 00:52:00.000
Oh great, who's a lucky guy?
975
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:05.920
Well he's really really nice and he works really hard
976
00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:07.079
in his as grocery store.
977
00:52:09.239 --> 00:52:09.519
M h.
978
00:52:12.719 --> 00:52:18.599
M hmm, you're troubling, nor.
979
00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:23.920
Kay.
980
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:25.840
That's old Lady Wilson's card.
981
00:52:33.559 --> 00:52:38.920
Tom tomako too, call him Tommy, Tom tomacou two calling
982
00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:42.000
Tommy Tom Tom mcou two calling Tom October.
983
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:47.599
All right, it's just Bill Turner, Come on, Tommy.
984
00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:48.400
Would you pick up already?
985
00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:50.880
Sounds kind of important.
986
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:54.199
M M.
987
00:52:58.079 --> 00:53:00.639
What do you want? The biker you're pulling apart?
988
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:00.800
Oh?
989
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:04.280
Leading Wilson's car Carter Avenue behind your building right now?
990
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:05.239
Man?
991
00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:17.920
What do you think you're doing.
992
00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.519
We're gonna bust the vipers? Are you crazy?
993
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:23.000
Vinnie finds out.
994
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:27.079
I'll kill you. I'm not afraid of Annie anymore. You
995
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:27.840
shouldn't be either.
996
00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:31.519
No, you should be fucking terrified of Vinnie is what
997
00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:35.519
you should really be. Okay, Tommy, Like, he literally is
998
00:53:35.639 --> 00:53:38.920
going to kill you. I know I'm ruining the movie,
999
00:53:38.960 --> 00:53:40.639
but it's in the fucking trailer
and the way that
1000
00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:43.360
it goes. I'm not really ruining anything that's going on here.
1001
00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:45.880
But he's literally gonna kill you. Like if I could
1002
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:48.280
go into this movie and be an omniscient narrator for
1003
00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:51.920
this kid, I fucking would. Okay, I'd go in. I'd
1004
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:54.559
tell him exactly what is going to happen. Like, look,
1005
00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:56.920
maybe you shouldn't do this shit. You just got the
1006
00:53:57.000 --> 00:54:00.679
fucking girl. Okay, she came over, she came on to you,
1007
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:04.320
she kissed you. Your friends fucking cock blocked you as
1008
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.519
you were making out with her. On your fucking stoop
1009
00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:08.960
that you have out there. But you have such a
1010
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:12.880
big fucking righteous boner for doing the right fucking thing
1011
00:54:13.280 --> 00:54:16.519
that you're gonna go out there videotape these guys tearing
1012
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:19.519
apart somebody's car and stashing all the parts over there
1013
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:24.119
like they were living in fucking Bakersfield, California. That you're
1014
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:27.719
just gonna fucking throw this all away, everything with fucking
1015
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:31.119
Sally and having a body and not being fucking dead
1016
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:34.360
right and becoming a fucking shrunk ahead just so that
1017
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:38.079
you could do the right fucking thing. And maybe maybe
1018
00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:41.039
this time, even though you turn them in, maybe you're
1019
00:54:41.079 --> 00:54:42.880
only gonna have like a little bit. Maybe they're just
1020
00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:45.559
gonna beat the shit out of you. Okay, just don't
1021
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:49.320
do anything like further righteous that's gonna get you fucking
1022
00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:52.719
killed in this situation, all right. Like I'm I may
1023
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:57.079
or may not be foreshadowing something, but like, seriously, dude,
1024
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:01.039
like just leave it the fuck alone, all right, because
1025
00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:02.880
it doesn't make any sense in the way that it
1026
00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:05.960
works anyway, because when we meet Big Mo, we learn
1027
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:08.920
things about Big Mo and what she's doing and why
1028
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:11.599
they would have even spent any more time in fucking
1029
00:55:11.719 --> 00:55:14.440
jail than they do in this fucking movie. So, you know,
1030
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:18.920
he tells her you shouldn't be worried about Vinnie anymore too,
1031
00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:22.960
and grabs onto her and brings her close and kisses
1032
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:25.440
her and then goes over there to like record them,
1033
00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:28.960
and like his weird virtual boy camera thing like he's got.
1034
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:31.440
It's a regular camera. It's just that the little lens
1035
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:33.440
and stuff that he's got on the top there looks
1036
00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:35.840
like a fucking virtual boy in the way that it is,
1037
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:38.760
or more like binoculars or some shit. I don't even
1038
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:40.880
remember any type of video camera that was like that
1039
00:55:41.320 --> 00:55:44.199
at that time. And it looks just like a digital
1040
00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:46.599
camera that you've got out there, right. It doesn't even
1041
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:50.239
look like it could record fucking video unless he's taken pictures.
1042
00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:53.159
And then he's you know, sending the pictures over when
1043
00:55:53.199 --> 00:55:55.360
he goes and shows them the police. So he watches
1044
00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:57.800
them as they tear apart her car. They remove her
1045
00:55:57.880 --> 00:55:59.880
muffler and her tires and throw in the back of
1046
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.400
Vinnie's piece of shit car that he's got back there.
1047
00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:04.840
He can't get a quite good look at Vinnie in
1048
00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:07.360
the front seat, but you know, you can kind of
1049
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:09.679
tell that it's him telling them hurry up, get it,
1050
00:56:09.880 --> 00:56:12.599
get it done, and like move everything into the goddamn car,
1051
00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:14.840
and then leave the poor old lady's car, you know,
1052
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:18.360
car on fucking blocks back there. So at least they
1053
00:56:18.559 --> 00:56:21.800
left it, you know, hanging out being perfectly fine as
1054
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:23.159
he's yelling him to get all the shit in the
1055
00:56:23.199 --> 00:56:24.840
back of the car so that he can fucking leave.
1056
00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:27.559
So he takes off with all the parts, leaves his
1057
00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.719
boys back there, and that's when the police show up
1058
00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:33.920
and they try to, you know, brush it off as oh, hey,
1059
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:36.440
you know, nothing's really going on over here, But of
1060
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.360
course Tommy he comes in with the evidence and gets
1061
00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:43.920
them fucking arrested. All right, you guys, oh it right there, Connor,
1062
00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:46.519
we was just walking right and here you are rousted
1063
00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:53.360
us again, Boga, Martin and Banowski too. Move the car
1064
00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:56.360
on it car. That car looks like it's been stripped,
1065
00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:02.000
you see, is lugging any parts? Do you got your mouth, officer?
1066
00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:07.840
You can prove it here, pushy red button, hotly smooth.
1067
00:57:08.679 -->
00:57:10.360
That looks like a felony being committed.
1068
00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:13.159
Oh yes, that is a felony being committed right there.
1069
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:18.480
All right, come on a super position and you hear me,
1070
00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:19.039
shut up.
1071
00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:22.280
Look at the tough guys. You guys think you're tough.
1072
00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:24.320
Now screw you, Tommy.
1073
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:29.519
We'll be as manna you from man.
1074
00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:32.519
So get easy, you wen't.
1075
00:57:33.079 --> 00:57:34.039
We better get used to it.
1076
00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:40.599
We're just me, I die die happy, speak for yourself.
1077
00:57:41.679 --> 00:57:44.559
Yeah, Billy, you are right. You know what you do, Billy,
1078
00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:47.000
you know you do. Freddy, You just need to leave
1079
00:57:47.119 --> 00:57:50.760
Tommy the fuck alone, right, he forced in this. Now
1080
00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:52.960
you know that you're probably gonna be fucking dead in
1081
00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:56.639
the next whatever fifteen minutes of this goddamn film. But
1082
00:57:57.079 --> 00:57:59.400
you know, if you just let Tommy to his own,
1083
00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:03.679
fucking nothing would fucking happen to you at fucking all.
1084
00:58:03.800 --> 00:58:06.519
You'd be fine. Tommy would get whatever's coming to him
1085
00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:09.199
for doing this stupid bullshit for what it is, and
1086
00:58:09.320 --> 00:58:11.599
then you'd leave him the fuck alone. Of course, Sally
1087
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:14.760
comes by, and what kind of pisses me off about
1088
00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:19.039
this is that Vinnie never once gets mad at Sally
1089
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:23.440
and his boys never beat boys and tell him that, hey,
1090
00:58:23.559 --> 00:58:25.559
you know who we saw hanging out with Tommy in
1091
00:58:25.599 --> 00:58:29.199
the night that they turned us in. You're fucking girl man,
1092
00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:32.000
all right, That she was there holding the hands with
1093
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:35.159
that fucking like dweed that was over there, and there's
1094
00:58:35.239 --> 00:58:37.119
no way that you get back like they were like
1095
00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:39.599
a couple and shit like that, and like give him
1096
00:58:39.599 --> 00:58:42.280
motivation to even beat the shit out of fucking Tommy
1097
00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:45.400
even more and to throw fucking Sally to the goddamn
1098
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:47.840
curb and get you somebody that's gonna be a true
1099
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:50.599
bitch that's gonna stand behind you and isn't gonna help
1100
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:54.119
them snitch. Now, she didn't snitch, Okay, so she doesn't
1101
00:58:54.159 --> 00:58:57.199
need to get stitches. We can say that, right. She's
1102
00:58:57.239 --> 00:59:00.159
not snitching, no stitching, all right, she never does that
1103
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:03.719
type of shit. But at the same time, like, really,
1104
00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:06.920
is that something that you want to happen in this
1105
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:09.960
whole situation for you? Is this somebody that you really
1106
00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:12.360
want to be with? Somebody that's gonna leave you for
1107
00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:14.880
the nerd that loves his comic book since turning in
1108
00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:15.559
your boys?
1109
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:16.199
Right?
1110
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:19.079
Come on, Vinnie, you're better than that. You're gonna be
1111
00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:21.000
a star, You're gonna be a made man one of
1112
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:23.440
these days. Why would you want somebody like this on
1113
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:27.000
your side? Come on, get your head straight. No amount
1114
00:59:27.079 --> 00:59:29.719
of that type of trouble in a vagina is necessarily
1115
00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:33.199
worth it for you. Get somebody like Big Mo Has
1116
00:59:33.599 --> 00:59:36.079
that's just a dumb bimbo that's there off on the
1117
00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:39.960
side and just loves you because you you but doesn't
1118
00:59:40.039 --> 00:59:42.840
know anything that you're fucking doing and just sees all
1119
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:45.519
the crime and just thinks, like, man, this is such
1120
00:59:45.639 --> 00:59:48.920
a legitimate business that you've got going on here, big mo.
1121
00:59:49.559 --> 00:59:52.599
I mean, you don't do anything bad, you know. You
1122
00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:54.840
just you have a couple of TVs. You sell TVs
1123
00:59:54.920 --> 00:59:57.360
to people. Maybe they're coming off the truck, all right,
1124
00:59:57.800 --> 01:00:01.039
Maybe maybe you got white powder back there. Baby powder.
1125
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:03.559
That's all it is back there, isn't it, big mouth,
1126
01:00:03.639 --> 01:00:05.400
Please tell me that's what it is. I'll believe you.
1127
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:08.679
Oh yeah, it's so big fucking baby. But I'm the
1128
01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:11.880
biggest sellar baby powder in this entire city. And you
1129
01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:15.840
see that over there, Why that's just hamp to be
1130
01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:19.039
made into clothing. That's all they're gonna do with that.
1131
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:21.719
They're gonna sew up a couple of things here or there,
1132
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:25.840
and they're just gonna make some wonderful clothes for you. Yeah,
1133
01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:28.000
you're gonna get yourself a nice little hemp dress.
1134
01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:28.159
You know.
1135
01:00:28.280 --> 01:00:31.400
It's much cheaper than cotton. All right, nobody's gonna be
1136
01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:34.199
doing that over there. Oh and that liquid stuff over
1137
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:37.559
there that we call the uh the smegma one, Yeah,
1138
01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:41.760
that's that's just uh, that's just
IV fluid. It's it.
1139
01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:44.159
You just injected your ve Gotta heat it up a
1140
01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:46.800
little bit and inject it in yourself and then you
1141
01:00:46.920 --> 01:00:49.599
feel better, all right. You don't need to like have
1142
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:53.639
that constant drip, instant hydration and it sends you to
1143
01:00:53.719 --> 01:00:57.239
a far away place that makes you feel good, all right.
1144
01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:00.440
And you see that crystal stuff over there, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1145
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:04.119
that's just rock candy, all right, but we gotta call
1146
01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:07.599
it meth because you know that's what people are used to. Well,
1147
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:11.280
I don't understand this, Big Mo. Why do people take
1148
01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:14.719
your rock candy, break it down, put it in a spoon,
1149
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:18.880
and then they light it up and then they injected
1150
01:01:19.000 --> 01:01:21.639
or they put it into like a pot of sorts
1151
01:01:21.639 --> 01:01:25.199
and then they smoke it because that's the best way
1152
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:29.199
to taste rock candy. Smoke that shit. Now, if you
1153
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:31.920
ever smoked my shit, I'm fucking leaving you because you
1154
01:01:31.960 --> 01:01:34.440
need to be fucking clean. You understand that that's what
1155
01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:37.480
Big Mo wants around here want. She wants a clean bitch.
1156
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:40.480
That's what she wants. Like, that's the type of girl
1157
01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:42.159
that you need to get yourself, Finny, and I get it.
1158
01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:51.360
The voices they went off, but nonetheless, so we see
1159
01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:54.559
them get taken off. We see that Sally grabs Tommy's
1160
01:01:54.599 --> 01:01:57.000
hands at the very end of everything, and then we
1161
01:01:57.119 --> 01:02:00.760
go over to Big Mo's operation as Vinnie in to
1162
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:03.920
ask Big Big Mo for her help because he needs
1163
01:02:03.960 --> 01:02:06.559
to get the boys out of prison, right and to
1164
01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:10.079
make sure that you know they're able to run the
1165
01:02:10.119 --> 01:02:12.880
streets and that they can help her in her operation.
1166
01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:20.239
Big Model, we gotta talk, still talk. I got a problem,
1167
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:25.000
all right, My boys all got pinched and I need
1168
01:02:25.039 --> 01:02:26.360
to raise three grand in bailing out.
1169
01:02:27.079 --> 01:02:31.320
Well, I look like a bank. Oh, Big Mo's so mean.
1170
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:38.559
You keep quiet the whole gang. You say, how did
1171
01:02:38.639 --> 01:02:39.679
you manage.
1172
01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:42.960
That these kids from the neighborhood growing up to be
1173
01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:46.760
a real pain in the ass. One of them, one
1174
01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:49.639
of them shot a video. Well, we were pulling apart
1175
01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:51.639
some old biddy's car and he gave it to the cops.
1176
01:02:53.079 --> 01:03:00.280
Then he I've been trying to bring you along, you know.
1177
01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:03.639
No, I gotta know.
1178
01:03:05.559 --> 01:03:06.920
You can't show many.
1179
01:03:08.119 --> 01:03:12.039
No, Big Mo, I ain't turning soft.
1180
01:03:13.760 --> 01:03:17.480
Good bring I'm trouble like her, share her more of night, can't.
1181
01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:23.800
I'm gonna show you that I am the punk.
1182
01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:25.400
Call me out three grand?
1183
01:03:26.199 --> 01:03:30.199
Okay again? Meg Foster is the second best character in
1184
01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:34.239
this movie is Big Mo and she literally is having
1185
01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:37.400
a fucking blast playing this character. Every time she's on
1186
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:41.960
the scene, she steals it one like it is fun
1187
01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:44.320
to watch her as this character as much fun as
1188
01:03:44.519 --> 01:03:48.760
watch mister Sumatra do his character. I absolutely love the
1189
01:03:48.800 --> 01:03:51.280
two of these characters very much. And she needed way
1190
01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:54.119
more screen time in this movie than she actually got
1191
01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:56.840
because she literally is a scene stealer in this movie.
1192
01:03:57.159 --> 01:04:00.800
It's also at this time that I started the vibes
1193
01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:03.440
of another movie in the back of my head, even
1194
01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:06.079
though it's not the same, it definitely and I think
1195
01:04:06.159 --> 01:04:09.280
it's the soundtrack to this movie. Like, and this is
1196
01:04:09.320 --> 01:04:12.039
the thing that I like about Full Moon Pictures movies,
1197
01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:14.920
right when we get into them, Yeah, are they cheesy?
1198
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:21.159
One hundred percent way cheesy, silly and just fun. Right,
1199
01:04:21.280 --> 01:04:24.159
They're They're stupid. They're stupid fun. That's all you're really
1200
01:04:24.199 --> 01:04:26.239
gonna get out of these movies. If you like these
1201
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:29.599
types of movies, Right, if you can't stand Full Moon Pictures,
1202
01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:32.559
like a specific co host of a podcast that we know,
1203
01:04:33.880 --> 01:04:37.440
then you you know, you just don't. I feel like
1204
01:04:37.519 --> 01:04:39.679
you don't get it in a way, and it's not
1205
01:04:40.039 --> 01:04:42.840
I'm not saying that in a negative way, Like why
1206
01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:46.039
I like these pictures and why I like watching these movies.
1207
01:04:46.119 --> 01:04:48.559
And the thing is, I like watching more of the
1208
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:52.159
style of Full Moon movies rather than some of the
1209
01:04:52.280 --> 01:04:55.800
other ones that maybe take
themselves a little too seriously
1210
01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:59.440
and are just bad to be bad, right, or not
1211
01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:02.679
bad to be bad, but like they're bad bad. They're
1212
01:05:02.719 --> 01:05:06.719
not really funny bad, they're not silly bad. They're just bad.
1213
01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:09.519
And there are some Full Moon movies that are like this.
1214
01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:12.400
But when we get in the line of doing like
1215
01:05:12.639 --> 01:05:16.119
the famous ones or even some of these like lesser
1216
01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:19.960
known ones, especially the really early ones in the catalog,
1217
01:05:20.559 --> 01:05:24.920
like they're playful, the music isn't super serious. And the
1218
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:27.280
thing is is that you have a movie, like, you know,
1219
01:05:27.559 --> 01:05:30.840
out of the three that we've done, you have Killjoy, right,
1220
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:33.920
which is probably the more serious out of all the
1221
01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:36.320
three that we've watched so far, and then you have
1222
01:05:36.400 --> 01:05:38.000
Head of the Family, and then you have this And
1223
01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:41.519
they're on three different scales of what I call like
1224
01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:46.280
the full Moon you know formula for the most part, right,
1225
01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:49.960
the ones that would make would be entertaining for me,
1226
01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:54.679
where it's got its lighthearted moments, it's got, you know,
1227
01:05:54.840 --> 01:05:58.360
sometimes serious little moments that go in there, and a
1228
01:05:58.480 --> 01:06:01.079
lot of it has to do with the soundtrack, and
1229
01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:04.960
that's where this one does excel in that, Like everything
1230
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:09.360
here is very playful and not always does it sound
1231
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:11.719
like Daniel but I know he mainly did the title
1232
01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:14.159
and there's probably another song that was used in this,
1233
01:06:14.679 --> 01:06:17.800
but there are hints of him through different portions of
1234
01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:21.840
the music. And it's very lively. It's very comedic in
1235
01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:25.159
the way that it's done. It's very scene specific, like
1236
01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:27.199
here we go talking to Big Mo, who's supposed to
1237
01:06:27.199 --> 01:06:29.320
be the big gangster in the area, and it's got
1238
01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:31.719
that old school gangster vibe to it.
1239
01:06:32.400 --> 01:06:32.920
Did you do.
1240
01:06:34.719 --> 01:06:37.079
You know, with the horns and everything like that, And
1241
01:06:37.239 --> 01:06:41.119
it's very like generic, but it fits and it gives you,
1242
01:06:41.320 --> 01:06:45.039
you know, especially it's not a serious scene, like it's
1243
01:06:45.280 --> 01:06:48.239
kind of playful, kind of funny in the movie that
1244
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:51.400
I'm trying to compare to. In the longest fucking route possible,
1245
01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:53.840
you know, I said I was gonna take the scenic route,
1246
01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:56.320
but I ended up taking the four hour scenic route
1247
01:06:56.360 --> 01:07:00.320
to the place that's only fifteen minutes away. Munchies. I'm
1248
01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:03.679
getting very Munchies vibes from this movie in terms of
1249
01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:06.360
it being playful in the way that they're doing things
1250
01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:08.800
with the story and the way that the music works,
1251
01:07:09.239 --> 01:07:14.239
and you know, Munchies is definitely a silly fucking movie
1252
01:07:14.320 --> 01:07:16.480
in the way that it is. And it's a very
1253
01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:18.880
old episode of the podcast now for how long I've
1254
01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:23.119
been doing this goddamn podcast, But it's I get those
1255
01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:28.239
vibes where it's not taking itself seriously on purpose, right,
1256
01:07:28.599 --> 01:07:31.000
it knows what it is, it knows what it's going
1257
01:07:31.079 --> 01:07:33.679
to become. And this is one of those movies that
1258
01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:38.280
goes nowadays where I wish some of these movies that
1259
01:07:38.559 --> 01:07:41.079
end up in the theater, right when they do a
1260
01:07:41.159 --> 01:07:43.800
theatrical release of some of these horror movies that we have,
1261
01:07:44.360 --> 01:07:47.960
especially these like Childhood Story horror movies that they've been
1262
01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:51.760
on this kick of, where I want them to do
1263
01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:54.199
something like this. I want it to be playful. I
1264
01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:57.719
want it to be silly and not take itself super serious.
1265
01:07:58.039 --> 01:07:59.719
And that's one of the reasons why I kind of
1266
01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:02.159
like screen Boat, you know, not necessarily as much as
1267
01:08:02.199 --> 01:08:05.440
I like Popeye, but it's something that you know, I
1268
01:08:05.599 --> 01:08:08.119
felt played with it and played around with things and
1269
01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:12.079
got silly when it needed to get silly. And that's
1270
01:08:12.199 --> 01:08:17.199
what these types of full moon movies do, right, and
1271
01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:20.520
why I really enjoy them and why it's fun to
1272
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:23.720
like review these types of films. So you have this
1273
01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:26.880
this scene or even she's going around, she's chilling the
1274
01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:29.760
scene that she's got here, you know, telling her a
1275
01:08:29.800 --> 01:08:32.119
little babe over the corner to shut the hell up
1276
01:08:32.159 --> 01:08:34.199
and look pretty, type of you know, attitude that she's
1277
01:08:34.239 --> 01:08:36.359
got going on. She's the big boss. She's got this
1278
01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:39.279
big old fucking
stogy in her mouth and looking at
1279
01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:41.239
him like, what am I supposed to do? Vinnie? What
1280
01:08:41.359 --> 01:08:43.039
do you think? I'm just a fucking bank for you.
1281
01:08:43.159 --> 01:08:44.920
And then eventually, you know, she gives in to him
1282
01:08:44.920 --> 01:08:46.960
because she likes the kid, and then she goes up
1283
01:08:47.000 --> 01:08:49.000
and she grabs his fucking balls to see if he
1284
01:08:49.079 --> 01:08:51.079
actually has the balls to do what she says to do,
1285
01:08:51.439 --> 01:08:53.600
and like, yeah, I think you got the balls, so
1286
01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:55.560
that if I, you know, end up having you buy
1287
01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:58.079
the balls, that you'll do exactly what I need to
1288
01:08:58.119 --> 01:09:00.479
do because now you're in my debt, and this is
1289
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:02.960
the way we're gonna handle these things. You know, I
1290
01:09:03.000 --> 01:09:06.079
don't normally like these types of things. I like balls
1291
01:09:06.119 --> 01:09:08.079
that are further up on the body if you catch
1292
01:09:08.159 --> 01:09:10.680
my drift. But you got a nice set on you,
1293
01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:14.640
and sure I'll help you out. So Vinny goes and
1294
01:09:14.760 --> 01:09:18.239
he bails out his boys from the precinct that's there,
1295
01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:20.840
and they decide to go ahead, you know, and do
1296
01:09:21.039 --> 01:09:24.760
what Mos says and get the kids as they basically
1297
01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:28.039
drive off from the police station and rip them from
1298
01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:30.439
the stoop that they're sitting at and bring them over
1299
01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:34.000
directly to Big Mo. And of course, being confronted by
1300
01:09:34.119 --> 01:09:36.520
one of the biggest gangsters in the area that they
1301
01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:40.279
live in. Still, doesn't you know, put anything in Tommy's
1302
01:09:40.319 --> 01:09:43.439
head that he's not supposed to be doing what he
1303
01:09:43.560 --> 01:09:46.880
thinks he's gonna be doing. Let's that righteous fucking justice
1304
01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:49.640
boner that he's got in his body, the moment that
1305
01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:52.640
he sees something that he thinks he can do to
1306
01:09:52.800 --> 01:09:56.279
be like the hero and like stop the crime that's happening,
1307
01:09:56.359 --> 01:09:59.239
like he's a real fucking superhero. He just won't let
1308
01:09:59.319 --> 01:10:02.880
that boner go down, right, he went that righteous boner
1309
01:10:03.039 --> 01:10:06.359
is just too fucking righteous. He can't contain it in
1310
01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:09.880
is goddamn pants, all right? I know, he's like a
1311
01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:12.239
young kid, and it's probably not the biggest it's going
1312
01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:15.720
to be, but still it is just blaring out there.
1313
01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:19.279
It is just rock fucking
hard, and he can't wait
1314
01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:21.560
to show it off to Sally after what he's done.
1315
01:10:21.880 --> 01:10:24.520
But he's just a complete fucking idiot because he doesn't
1316
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:28.439
know what he's fucking dealing with. Hey, big mom, these
1317
01:10:28.479 --> 01:10:35.399
are the twarps that got the guys pitched a photographer.
1318
01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:37.680
What are your names?
1319
01:10:39.399 --> 01:10:40.680
I asked the goddamn question.
1320
01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:45.359
My name is Tommy Larsan and this spill.
1321
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:47.800
It doesn't matter what your pals they can't talk for themselves.
1322
01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:53.479
You it's your name. His name is Freddy.
1323
01:10:55.079 --> 01:10:58.319
Right now, you're gonna get off of the warning. I
1324
01:10:58.439 --> 01:10:59.800
want you to keep your mouth shut.
1325
01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:01.359
What do you say?
1326
01:11:02.319 --> 01:11:03.279
I save anybody?
1327
01:11:03.319 --> 01:11:03.479
Dad?
1328
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:05.720
He's a rap bastard of blogs in a jail cell.
1329
01:11:08.960 --> 01:11:11.359
We got ourselves a tough guy.
1330
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:16.840
Uh, you should think about coming to work for me.
1331
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:21.119
Do him what Vinnie does, robbing people, breaking heads.
1332
01:11:21.920 --> 01:11:23.239
Delivering Eh?
1333
01:11:24.119 --> 01:11:24.800
I don't think so.
1334
01:11:27.840 --> 01:11:28.439
That's a shame.
1335
01:11:29.119 --> 01:11:29.239
Uh.
1336
01:11:29.640 --> 01:11:31.359
Now I gotta figure out what to do with you.
1337
01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:35.039
Right now.
1338
01:11:35.399 --> 01:11:36.199
I got business.
1339
01:11:37.439 --> 01:11:38.199
That the last of it.
1340
01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:42.000
Yeah, wold days as, what do you want.
1341
01:11:42.600 --> 01:11:43.000
In the back.
1342
01:11:43.039 --> 01:11:44.279
We'll count that out late in the night.
1343
01:11:44.760 --> 01:11:48.079
Yoh, Big mom m drivers pals just pulled up outside.
1344
01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:48.640
Let him wait.
1345
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:52.560
I want you, sure duh, take these punks into the storeroom.
1346
01:11:52.560 --> 01:11:53.720
I want you to tie him up.
1347
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:54.359
Feeling real good?
1348
01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:55.880
Then I want you to get lost cause I got
1349
01:11:55.920 --> 01:11:56.600
business now.
1350
01:11:58.439 --> 01:11:59.800
Got any more bright ideas?
1351
01:12:02.880 --> 01:12:03.760
Almost got it loose?
1352
01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:07.279
Come on working for me, Freddy.
1353
01:12:08.640 --> 01:12:09.920
I just want to go home.
1354
01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:11.640
Come on, you want to die?
1355
01:12:26.199 --> 01:12:30.000
Yeah, I'm getting box as the main laps at base here?
1356
01:12:30.840 --> 01:12:36.199
All right, Hey, Tommy, what's all this? Their number slips?
1357
01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:40.680
Something were to happen to these really screw up Big
1358
01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:42.800
Mo's operation, don't.
1359
01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:44.079
I just want to get out of here.
1360
01:12:44.520 --> 01:12:46.600
I don't care about any stupid pieces of paper.
1361
01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:49.479
No, no, listen, who's ever got a bed here could
1362
01:12:49.479 --> 01:12:51.680
say they picked any number at all, and Big Moe
1363
01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:53.560
won't be able to tell if they're telling the truth
1364
01:12:53.680 --> 01:12:53.800
or not.
1365
01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:55.720
You have to pay them all off.
1366
01:12:55.960 --> 01:12:56.159
Book.
1367
01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:58.520
It's one thing having the vipers mad at us, but
1368
01:12:58.640 --> 01:12:59.880
Big Mo's in a whole differently.
1369
01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:05.079
He's right, Tommy, Yeah, Tommy, you need to listen to
1370
01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:08.439
fucking Billy and fucking Freddy over here. Freddy is already
1371
01:13:08.520 --> 01:13:11.039
crying in the corner saying he doesn't want to fucking die.
1372
01:13:11.359 --> 01:13:13.680
His asthma's about to fucking kill him right now because
1373
01:13:13.680 --> 01:13:15.840
of the shit that he's in. You saw him fucking
1374
01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:18.279
faint in front of a Big Mo over here. He
1375
01:13:18.319 --> 01:13:20.479
couldn't give his fucking name out of his mouth. He's
1376
01:13:20.560 --> 01:13:23.159
fucking Hulk Cocain and that shit opening his mouth up
1377
01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:26.800
like a goddamn fish. Bro, I don't know what that
1378
01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:29.279
doesn't sound like a fucking fish. I get it. Please
1379
01:13:29.520 --> 01:13:35.920
don't clip that, But it's still like, it's ridiculous in
1380
01:13:36.000 --> 01:13:38.760
the way that this justice boner that he's got is
1381
01:13:38.840 --> 01:13:41.520
just like, oh my god, those are slips. If we
1382
01:13:41.720 --> 01:13:44.840
fucked with that shit and fucked with like fucking Big
1383
01:13:44.960 --> 01:13:48.079
Mo's like money that we've got going on here, then
1384
01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:50.760
we'd be fucking heroes and she'd have to pay everybody
1385
01:13:50.800 --> 01:13:52.960
out and we'd ruin her and it'd be fucking great.
1386
01:13:53.520 --> 01:13:58.039
You idiot, She knows that's you one. Big Mo's fucking stupid. Well,
1387
01:13:58.079 --> 01:14:00.399
her henchmen are fucking stupid by putting them in the
1388
01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:04.119
same fucking room as those goddamn slips. Why would you
1389
01:14:04.239 --> 01:14:06.359
do something like that? In case, you know, you didn't
1390
01:14:06.399 --> 01:14:08.800
do a good job tying their fucking hands, like the
1391
01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:12.359
fucking goons didn't. These damn vipers really didn't over there.
1392
01:14:12.760 --> 01:14:15.279
And it's funny because the big fat one of the
1393
01:14:15.359 --> 01:14:18.359
vipers is not Booger, it's the other dude,
like he
1394
01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:21.520
wears a gang jacket that says Vipers for most of
1395
01:14:21.560 --> 01:14:24.640
the movie, Like, all right, you're affiliated with a gang,
1396
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:27.359
and you know people are gonna know that you're in
1397
01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:29.960
that gang and not really be much like of an
1398
01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:33.840
incognitist type of guy that we've got going over you. Right,
1399
01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:35.439
You're not gonna be able to hide in the fucking
1400
01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:39.279
shadows and shit like that. But you know, it's just
1401
01:14:39.560 --> 01:14:41.880
it's dumb. It's dumb of a criminal to wear their
1402
01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:44.399
fucking name on their shirt like they are like a
1403
01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:46.920
super villain or some shit like that, Like you know,
1404
01:14:47.039 --> 01:14:50.159
the red viper here, I am. I shoot fucking asps
1405
01:14:50.239 --> 01:14:52.800
out of my fucking sleeves. What the hell is an
1406
01:14:52.840 --> 01:14:54.479
asp gonna do to me? You mean one of those
1407
01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:57.479
like billy club type of thing. No actual fucking snakes
1408
01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:00.800
got you know, these fire ring them all over like
1409
01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:03.199
he's fucking spider Man. But it's snake's shooting all. That
1410
01:15:03.239 --> 01:15:06.039
would be the best fucking superhero ever, like just using
1411
01:15:06.079 --> 01:15:08.840
snakes to like beat people up and poison them to death.
1412
01:15:08.880 --> 01:15:11.199
I guess basically it would be like a super villain, right,
1413
01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:13.560
if we're gonna do that, you know what would be
1414
01:15:13.920 --> 01:15:17.079
You could be the Red Viper asp Man something like that.
1415
01:15:17.399 --> 01:15:21.800
I don't really fucking know, just fear my attack asp
1416
01:15:22.880 --> 01:15:25.279
you know, that type of thing going on. But nonetheless,
1417
01:15:26.079 --> 01:15:29.159
like you have them here, and I get it, Tommy,
1418
01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:32.119
you want to do the right thing. But good old
1419
01:15:32.199 --> 01:15:35.439
Bill over here is right, like she's in a whole
1420
01:15:35.520 --> 01:15:39.680
another fucking league. Then what the fucking vipers are? They're
1421
01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:42.159
just a bunch of fucking punk kids that are just
1422
01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:46.159
terrorizing street, being bullies and breaking down cars. They're not
1423
01:15:46.319 --> 01:15:50.039
going out there fucking shooting people, killing them and you know,
1424
01:15:50.239 --> 01:15:53.079
maiming them and leaving them in their own pole of
1425
01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:55.079
blood in the middle of the street to like teach
1426
01:15:55.119 --> 01:15:58.399
everybody a fucking lesson. That's not what they're really doing
1427
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:02.680
around here, right. They're just being assholes, that's all they are.
1428
01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:04.800
So you go out there, you take video of them
1429
01:16:04.880 --> 01:16:07.840
being an asshole, then that's fine. Get them caught by
1430
01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:11.359
the police. But then Big Mo is like giving money
1431
01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:14.960
to have them sprung when she's got people on the inside.
1432
01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:17.560
Because when she's talking about getting the people, we're gonna
1433
01:16:17.600 --> 01:16:20.479
get you some big main lobsters, those are fucking cops.
1434
01:16:20.800 --> 01:16:23.600
So she's been paying off the goddamn cops. And she
1435
01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:26.039
couldn't have paid off the cops and been like, all right,
1436
01:16:26.119 --> 01:16:28.359
let me talk to my you know insider, we'll get
1437
01:16:28.399 --> 01:16:30.159
your guys out of jail and have them, you know,
1438
01:16:30.399 --> 01:16:33.880
done with, and instead, you know, she's busy giving money
1439
01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:36.039
away so they can bail them out. So they're still
1440
01:16:36.079 --> 01:16:37.880
gonna have to go back there and pay their bill,
1441
01:16:38.159 --> 01:16:40.920
which I'm pretty sure none of these fucking punk ass
1442
01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:42.680
kids is gonna be able to pay that back to
1443
01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:45.359
Big Mo or pay their way out of that still
1444
01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:47.439
end up back in court, which is what they're gonna
1445
01:16:47.439 --> 01:16:49.840
have to do, and then still go back to fucking jail.
1446
01:16:50.199 --> 01:16:52.159
So hey, they're not gonna have to be able to
1447
01:16:52.239 --> 01:16:55.159
deal with Big Mo much in the future except for
1448
01:16:55.359 --> 01:16:59.880
you know, work with her basically, so she is down
1449
01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:02.760
stairs none the wiser, and that's when you know, Tommy
1450
01:17:02.800 --> 01:17:05.279
gets the great idea that we need to take these
1451
01:17:05.319 --> 01:17:07.119
tickets and we need to get the fuck out of here.
1452
01:17:07.439 --> 01:17:10.239
He realizes that they're coming upstairs and that if they
1453
01:17:10.319 --> 01:17:13.680
see them out of their chairs tied up, that they're
1454
01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:15.960
gonna be in big trouble. And he sees that there's
1455
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:18.079
an exit through the top of the roof, so they
1456
01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:21.000
work on getting out of there, you know, Billy and Freddie.
1457
01:17:21.119 --> 01:17:23.760
They managed to get out, but with his giant fucking
1458
01:17:24.039 --> 01:17:26.880
justice boner that he's got, he grabs the tickets and
1459
01:17:27.039 --> 01:17:29.159
shoves them up there so that way they can take
1460
01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:31.279
them to the roof and steal the tickets to ruin
1461
01:17:31.399 --> 01:17:34.960
big most gambling operation that she's got. She's not totally
1462
01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:37.439
gonna be out of money, but that's probably a lot
1463
01:17:37.479 --> 01:17:39.920
of money that she's gonna be fucking out of. And so,
1464
01:17:40.600 --> 01:17:44.640
you know, they escape. The Big Mo's goons almost grabbed Tommy.
1465
01:17:44.680 --> 01:17:46.319
They do grab his leg for a second, but they
1466
01:17:46.359 --> 01:17:48.840
can't hold onto it and they manage to get the
1467
01:17:48.920 --> 01:17:51.880
fuck out of there. Of course, that upsets Big Mode
1468
01:17:51.960 --> 01:17:54.600
to no end, so she decides to go and pay
1469
01:17:54.680 --> 01:17:58.319
Vinnie a visit and tell Vinnie what she needs to do.
1470
01:17:58.720 --> 01:18:00.079
And punks he brought over.
1471
01:18:04.479 --> 01:18:11.199
They got loose, so I mean they live here where
1472
01:18:11.199 --> 01:18:11.680
they gonna go?
1473
01:18:12.920 --> 01:18:14.479
They took my slips?
1474
01:18:16.079 --> 01:18:16.479
Hear me?
1475
01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:19.640
My slips?
1476
01:18:22.119 --> 01:18:22.439
Shit?
1477
01:18:23.640 --> 01:18:29.479
Yeah, and seeing is that from your term kind of
1478
01:18:29.560 --> 01:18:34.399
makes it your responsibility. The only way that I can
1479
01:18:34.479 --> 01:18:38.119
see him making it up is by working it off.
1480
01:18:40.479 --> 01:18:41.520
What did you say, big mom?
1481
01:18:42.279 --> 01:18:42.520
Yeah?
1482
01:18:47.880 --> 01:18:51.760
Let me you think of it like this, what ain't
1483
01:18:51.880 --> 01:18:58.000
up for it? Get you know?
1484
01:18:58.279 --> 01:18:58.880
I'm up for it.
1485
01:19:04.199 --> 01:19:06.640
So she goes over to his place and then she
1486
01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:09.960
gives him a bunch of guns like. It's pretty hilarious
1487
01:19:10.000 --> 01:19:11.920
in the way that it's done, because you know, he's like,
1488
01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:13.199
how do you want me to take care of it?
1489
01:19:13.239 --> 01:19:15.319
And she's like like this, and then she pulls out
1490
01:19:15.359 --> 01:19:19.119
a revolver. Well, she pulls out like, you know, a
1491
01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:21.920
regular handgun. I don't know, like a glock or something
1492
01:19:22.039 --> 01:19:25.000
like that. I don't really know guns. So you're gonna
1493
01:19:25.039 --> 01:19:27.920
have to excuse me on my fucking ignorance because it's
1494
01:19:28.000 --> 01:19:30.399
just the way that I feel. Go ahead, own them.
1495
01:19:30.560 --> 01:19:33.000
I don't really give a shit. I'm never gonna touch one.
1496
01:19:33.159 --> 01:19:35.000
I don't ever really want to be around one unless
1497
01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:38.439
it's a paintball gun. That's just fucking me, right, And
1498
01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:41.840
so she hands over the smaller you know, pistol, and
1499
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:44.640
then she hands over a giant revolver and then she
1500
01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:47.520
hands over a fucking shotgun to give to him, like
1501
01:19:47.640 --> 01:19:49.600
you're gonna have to go
take care of this, And
1502
01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:51.920
so Vinnie is like, all right, I guess I'm gonna
1503
01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:53.760
do what you're gonna have to do. You know, we're
1504
01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:55.920
gonna do what you want me to do. And so,
1505
01:19:56.359 --> 01:19:58.720
you know, as we look on Tommy and Billy and
1506
01:19:58.760 --> 01:20:01.159
Freddy as there walk around in the middle of the
1507
01:20:01.239 --> 01:20:04.279
night on an empty street with these giant fucking rucksacks
1508
01:20:04.520 --> 01:20:07.520
of all Big Mo's tickets that they're carrying with them,
1509
01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:10.199
who decides to pull up? Why it's Vinnie and the
1510
01:20:10.319 --> 01:20:13.920
crew in Vinnie's piece of shit fucking little cargo wagon
1511
01:20:14.039 --> 01:20:17.159
that he has there that if anybody looked outside, they
1512
01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:20.399
know exactly whose fucking card is with what the car
1513
01:20:20.479 --> 01:20:23.479
nags it's about to happen, and they basically perform like
1514
01:20:23.640 --> 01:20:26.760
a drive up shooting. It's not by because they don't
1515
01:20:26.840 --> 01:20:30.760
drive by them. They literally drive out there with guns
1516
01:20:30.840 --> 01:20:32.800
blazing to get out of the car. And then there's
1517
01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:34.880
this little scene from the trailer where you've seen them
1518
01:20:34.920 --> 01:20:36.960
with all the smoke and it's really weird. I don't
1519
01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:40.479
like that shot like at all, Like, just use the
1520
01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:43.920
way that you have everything there. Instead, you have them
1521
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:46.640
get out of the car, there's the big building that's
1522
01:20:46.680 --> 01:20:49.079
in the back. They bring out the guns, they have
1523
01:20:49.239 --> 01:20:51.279
the lights focused on them, and then there all of
1524
01:20:51.319 --> 01:20:54.479
a sudden, there's a ton of fucking fog behind them,
1525
01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:57.399
to which then it switched to them showing like the
1526
01:20:57.520 --> 01:21:00.560
front of the guns and them all like wincing and
1527
01:21:00.800 --> 01:21:03.279
firing it. And the only person that look like he's
1528
01:21:03.359 --> 01:21:07.199
dedicated in firing his goddamn gun is Vinnie with the shotgun.
1529
01:21:07.479 --> 01:21:09.880
And we all know at that distance the shotgun ain't
1530
01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:12.920
gonna do shit. It's just gonna spread the fucking like
1531
01:21:13.079 --> 01:21:15.439
bucks shot out and it maybe he's gonna get them
1532
01:21:15.439 --> 01:21:17.920
a little bit, and it's gonna kind of hurt, but
1533
01:21:18.479 --> 01:21:21.439
that's it. The real people that did the killing happen
1534
01:21:21.479 --> 01:21:24.880
to be the other two, right, even though big Fatty
1535
01:21:24.960 --> 01:21:28.279
over there, he's fucking closing his eyes and pointing the
1536
01:21:28.359 --> 01:21:30.920
gun hopefully in the direction that the kids are and
1537
01:21:31.399 --> 01:21:34.359
pulls the trigger a couple times as they gun them down,
1538
01:21:34.640 --> 01:21:36.880
and then they try to escape, And when they try
1539
01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:39.279
to escape, they don't go grab the fucking bags. And
1540
01:21:39.319 --> 01:21:41.520
I was like, yeah, idiots, at least go get the bags.
1541
01:21:41.560 --> 01:21:44.640
And that's when Vinnie's like, go grab the bags, you idiots,
1542
01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:46.880
and the two run over there, grab the bags and
1543
01:21:47.279 --> 01:21:50.159
fucking go off, and that's when everybody else starts like
1544
01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:53.159
turning on their lights and opening up the windows, like
1545
01:21:53.279 --> 01:21:56.039
this is a regular occurrence that happens that until the
1546
01:21:56.159 --> 01:21:58.960
car leaves are not gonna check on what's going on outside.
1547
01:21:59.279 --> 01:22:01.239
I mean, the moment that I hear gunshots in the
1548
01:22:01.279 --> 01:22:03.760
area that I'm at, I'm up out of my bed
1549
01:22:03.880 --> 01:22:06.279
looking out the window to make sure it's nowhere fucking
1550
01:22:06.359 --> 01:22:09.199
near me. Meanwhile, the people that live in this neighborhood,
1551
01:22:09.239 --> 01:22:11.560
they decide to check at the very last fucking minute,
1552
01:22:11.800 --> 01:22:13.840
and that's where they see the poor kids that are
1553
01:22:13.920 --> 01:22:16.239
dead down there. We cut over to sal and she's
1554
01:22:16.479 --> 01:22:19.640
like Tommy and then runs to her window looks out
1555
01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:24.119
in the street. Tommy like, oh God, of course that's
1556
01:22:24.119 --> 01:22:26.800
the way it is. We cut over to Vinnie, who's
1557
01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:30.199
going back into Big Mo's to tell him that, you know,
1558
01:22:30.600 --> 01:22:33.479
he's completed the job and here's your shit, to which
1559
01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:36.399
she's very grateful and moves him up the ranks.
1560
01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:40.439
Oh you did good, Vinnie broke your cherry?
1561
01:22:43.560 --> 01:22:45.600
Well what you get in the case of the nerves?
1562
01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:50.159
Look and punks we wacked. I mean they were just kids,
1563
01:22:50.239 --> 01:22:50.560
you know what.
1564
01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:52.960
I was just thinking about what would happen if we
1565
01:22:53.000 --> 01:22:53.560
got pinched?
1566
01:22:54.039 --> 01:22:56.840
What what do you mean what?
1567
01:22:57.600 --> 01:22:59.640
I thought you were just gonna rough them up a bit.
1568
01:23:00.000 --> 01:23:01.520
And he just gave him a couple of slaps, you know,
1569
01:23:01.640 --> 01:23:02.920
give him a bunch of wax, that's all.
1570
01:23:03.239 --> 01:23:03.680
What is this?
1571
01:23:03.800 --> 01:23:05.520
You think we go around killing kids?
1572
01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:05.720
All?
1573
01:23:05.960 --> 01:23:09.720
Yes, yeah, well you just forget about what he said.
1574
01:23:09.880 --> 01:23:15.319
Oh yeah, now you go on u huh like a business. Okay,
1575
01:23:17.000 --> 01:23:17.560
take her home?
1576
01:23:17.760 --> 01:23:20.800
Okay, Okay, I just got a little scared. It's all right.
1577
01:23:23.159 --> 01:23:26.439
Anybody gets pinched and it's gonna be youth, So don't.
1578
01:23:26.239 --> 01:23:28.960
Go turning punk on me. Now I need you.
1579
01:23:32.199 --> 01:23:32.760
This is bad.
1580
01:23:32.840 --> 01:23:34.079
This is really fucking bad.
1581
01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:37.000
What you have to do?
1582
01:23:38.000 --> 01:23:40.159
Now that I see you can handle it, I'm gonna
1583
01:23:40.159 --> 01:23:40.359
make you.
1584
01:23:40.399 --> 01:23:41.800
My right hand hand in the neighborhood.
1585
01:23:41.880 --> 01:23:46.840
Huh you like that, wouldn't you, Benny? Sure, I'd like that.
1586
01:23:47.199 --> 01:23:48.439
Yeah, sure you would.
1587
01:23:49.000 --> 01:23:49.479
As you're a.
1588
01:23:49.560 --> 01:23:51.960
Smart kid, and your job is going to be making
1589
01:23:52.000 --> 01:23:54.079
sure that everyone in the neighborhood does business with us,
1590
01:23:54.119 --> 01:23:57.439
pays us a percentage. Yeah, and you can handle that.
1591
01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:06.840
Yeah, I can hand one. Yeah, and I look at that.
1592
01:24:07.520 --> 01:24:09.600
I mean, I want you to go get you so
1593
01:24:09.760 --> 01:24:14.439
so clos you're working for me now? And oh, I
1594
01:24:14.560 --> 01:24:17.119
want you to watch your mouth around missing.
1595
01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:20.279
Oh what do you mean, big bo? I don't I
1596
01:24:20.279 --> 01:24:22.600
do understand what you mean by whacking them like you
1597
01:24:22.920 --> 01:24:25.239
you're killing kids over here or something like that. That
1598
01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:28.880
doesn't make any sense to me. No, no, no, we're
1599
01:24:28.960 --> 01:24:30.960
not killing kids. What do you think we're doing?
1600
01:24:31.199 --> 01:24:31.359
Well?
1601
01:24:31.439 --> 01:24:34.840
When when I say he whacked him all right, like
1602
01:24:35.279 --> 01:24:38.439
you know, jerked him off, That's what I'm talking about
1603
01:24:38.479 --> 01:24:42.600
over here. That's what you gotta understand. But that's even worse,
1604
01:24:43.000 --> 01:24:45.079
Like why wouldn't you just kill them? Why? Why? Why
1605
01:24:45.079 --> 01:24:48.079
are you jerking off these kids? They're kids? Man, that's
1606
01:24:48.119 --> 01:24:50.239
gonna get you any worse trouble than if you just
1607
01:24:50.279 --> 01:24:54.399
went straight up killed them. I mean no, not, I
1608
01:24:54.520 --> 01:24:57.800
mean mean slapped him a couple of times, like roughed
1609
01:24:57.840 --> 01:25:01.159
them up a little bit. Yeah that's it. Oh okay,
1610
01:25:01.600 --> 01:25:03.680
I I thought you were running some type of like
1611
01:25:04.199 --> 01:25:07.159
young kid, a sperm collecting ring or something like that,
1612
01:25:07.319 --> 01:25:09.319
like they did a little something. You get scared them
1613
01:25:09.359 --> 01:25:11.560
a little bit, and they got too excited. They got
1614
01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:13.760
a fear boner over there, and and then you just
1615
01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:16.359
had to whack them and collect the sperm. And then
1616
01:25:16.359 --> 01:25:18.279
you're gonna sell it on the black market or some shit.
1617
01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:23.119
I would not go back into the room over there
1618
01:25:23.600 --> 01:25:26.720
and see that collection that I've got, because it's not
1619
01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:30.560
gonna make you very happy. So don't worry about you know,
1620
01:25:31.239 --> 01:25:34.119
kid sperm? All right, all right, you just take your
1621
01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:36.800
pretty little face and go off. Everything's gonna be perfectly fine.
1622
01:25:36.800 --> 01:25:39.920
And wait, wait, wait, wait, does that mean that when
1623
01:25:39.960 --> 01:25:42.680
you say other people gonna get whacked, they're they're getting
1624
01:25:42.720 --> 01:25:45.439
slapped in the face too, Like we don't. You don't
1625
01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:47.600
do anything right, you do, that's all you do. You
1626
01:25:47.720 --> 01:25:49.560
just rough up people. You don't. You don't really do it.
1627
01:25:49.600 --> 01:25:52.399
And it's just because they owe your money because they're
1628
01:25:52.520 --> 01:25:55.560
dead beats, and and your legitimate business and and you
1629
01:25:55.640 --> 01:25:57.960
gotta make sure that you're doing this stuff right, right,
1630
01:25:58.079 --> 01:25:59.560
that's the way. That's what you mean. When you tell
1631
01:25:59.560 --> 01:26:01.760
people go whack somebody, they're just gonna slap them in
1632
01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:03.680
the face. They're not being jerked off either, and you
1633
01:26:03.720 --> 01:26:08.479
don't collect their sperm. Uh yeah, yeah, that's right. We
1634
01:26:08.800 --> 01:26:12.920
never ever collect sperm except for those one times. You see.
1635
01:26:13.039 --> 01:26:16.399
I do run that bank over there, right, that one bank.
1636
01:26:16.520 --> 01:26:19.760
You know, we help women get have kids that they
1637
01:26:19.840 --> 01:26:22.640
can't have kids normally they either don't have, you know,
1638
01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:25.880
a spouse or or anything like that.
1639
01:26:26.439 --> 01:26:26.600
You know.
1640
01:26:27.039 --> 01:26:29.439
Uh, why the way I always see random guys go
1641
01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:32.199
in there then like, oh, they get in for the wives.
1642
01:26:32.279 --> 01:26:34.359
They get it for the wives, don't. Don't you worry
1643
01:26:34.439 --> 01:26:37.399
your pretty little ahead about anything. Yes, everything here is
1644
01:26:37.439 --> 01:26:40.760
a legitimate business, all right. I'm registered with the government.
1645
01:26:41.079 -->
01:26:43.439
Everything that we earn here goes into a bank and
1646
01:26:43.479 --> 01:26:46.239
it earns interests, and I got CDs and all these
1647
01:26:46.279 --> 01:26:48.800
types of things, even though I only deal in cash
1648
01:26:48.920 --> 01:26:51.359
because cash is king. Remember I told you that, honey,
1649
01:26:51.560 --> 01:26:55.560
Remember I told you over there, cash is king. Don't
1650
01:26:55.600 --> 01:27:00.920
worry about it. Everything be fine. Like so fucking stupid,
1651
01:27:01.239 --> 01:27:04.079
but nonetheless, like you have her there, they've killed the
1652
01:27:04.159 --> 01:27:07.359
kids you have how stupid? Her fucking little woman arm
1653
01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:10.119
Candy that is there. And now Vinnie is going to
1654
01:27:10.159 --> 01:27:12.560
be the person that runs the neighborhood that collects the
1655
01:27:12.640 --> 01:27:15.600
money from all the businesses that deal quote unquote business
1656
01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:18.079
with Big Mo in the area, and he's gonna move
1657
01:27:18.199 --> 01:27:20.560
up on the ranks. We go back over to the
1658
01:27:20.640 --> 01:27:23.039
crime scene and we see that, you know, the kids,
1659
01:27:23.399 --> 01:27:28.560
they're dead. The police have roped off the area. Sally
1660
01:27:28.760 --> 01:27:30.800
is looking on and mister Sumach comes up and he's like,
1661
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:34.319
what happened over here? And so I was like, Tommy
1662
01:27:34.479 --> 01:27:38.359
and Billy and Freddie, Well, it's probably more like Tommy
1663
01:27:38.479 --> 01:27:42.399
and Billy and that one kid, the black kid. They're
1664
01:27:42.479 --> 01:27:45.800
all dead. I don't know his name. I barely met
1665
01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:47.880
him the other day when I was making out with Tommy,
1666
01:27:48.199 --> 01:27:50.439
and I really didn't really care to know his name.
1667
01:27:50.479 --> 01:27:53.079
I just wanted to get some more loving in with
1668
01:27:53.199 --> 01:27:55.039
Tommy and maybe show him a couple of things that
1669
01:27:55.199 --> 01:27:57.239
Vinnie was asking me to try. But I wasn't ready
1670
01:27:57.279 --> 01:27:58.960
to do with Vinnie. But I'm ready to do with Tommy.
1671
01:27:59.039 --> 01:28:01.920
But I'm not gonna do that anymore, because you know,
1672
01:28:02.439 --> 01:28:06.000
that would be necrophilia. Hey, I just can't do that shit,
1673
01:28:06.520 --> 01:28:10.720
you know. And it's you know, and mister Sumatra looks on,
1674
01:28:10.920 --> 01:28:13.000
and then it goes over to the funeral and everybody's
1675
01:28:13.039 --> 01:28:15.560
crying there and mister Sumatra's walking by all the different
1676
01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:18.279
bodies that are well, all the bodies of the kids,
1677
01:28:18.520 --> 01:28:20.279
And I guess they went and saved on some money
1678
01:28:20.319 --> 01:28:22.840
because all three of them are having the same funeral
1679
01:28:22.880 --> 01:28:26.439
at the same time. And I mean, if you want
1680
01:28:26.479 --> 01:28:28.680
to be economical about it, I guess that's the way
1681
01:28:28.760 --> 01:28:30.840
you do it. But wouldn't each one of the families
1682
01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:33.520
have their own funeral? They don't want to like mix there.
1683
01:28:33.560 --> 01:28:36.000
I mean, the only father that we see here happened
1684
01:28:36.000 --> 01:28:38.800
to be Tommy's father. We don't see Billy's parents show up.
1685
01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:40.920
We don't even see Tommy's fucking mom show up, Like
1686
01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:44.079
she's not in the crowd. Sally's there hanging out with
1687
01:28:44.199 --> 01:28:46.800
Tommy's dad. Do you think that she was maybe using
1688
01:28:46.920 --> 01:28:49.600
Tommy to get to the dad and was like, I
1689
01:28:49.680 --> 01:28:52.399
can be the better wife to you than your wife
1690
01:28:52.600 --> 01:28:55.319
ever was That would be kind of weird. So I
1691
01:28:55.399 --> 01:28:56.920
don't want to think about that type of thing in
1692
01:28:57.000 --> 01:28:58.600
this type of movie, especially when we learn a couple
1693
01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:01.079
of things about Sally later on in the whole you
1694
01:29:01.159 --> 01:29:05.399
know how old she actually is type of thing. But nonetheless,
1695
01:29:05.520 --> 01:29:08.640
so he's walking around there, he says his condolences over
1696
01:29:08.840 --> 01:29:12.840
to mister Larson, and you know, Tommy is Sally's sitting
1697
01:29:12.960 --> 01:29:15.119
right there next to her, and you know, he she
1698
01:29:15.319 --> 01:29:17.479
just kind of looks away off into the distance. And
1699
01:29:17.560 --> 01:29:19.960
then we go back to Miss su Mantra, who breaks
1700
01:29:20.159 --> 01:29:22.680
into the morgue later in the night, looks at the
1701
01:29:22.760 --> 01:29:25.600
boys and says, don't worry, you'll be able to get
1702
01:29:25.640 --> 01:29:28.840
your vengeance, and then takes out a hacksop well and
1703
01:29:29.119 --> 01:29:32.560
cuts their heads off and takes their heads with them
1704
01:29:32.720 --> 01:29:36.439
to bring them back to his apartment, like it's ridiculed.
1705
01:29:36.439 --> 01:29:38.920
And then in his apartment, he's got a goat that's
1706
01:29:39.039 --> 01:29:43.039
hanging above a cauldron that's bubbling and boiling in like
1707
01:29:43.399 --> 01:29:47.119
it's I don't know if that's a skinned goat or not,
1708
01:29:47.600 --> 01:29:50.720
or like that's supposed to be a Satanic goat. I
1709
01:29:50.800 --> 01:29:52.720
don't know. It's a red goat. It looks like it
1710
01:29:52.800 --> 01:29:54.520
has a bunch of fur on it. It looks like
1711
01:29:54.600 --> 01:29:56.960
it's been hanging above this cauldron for some time and
1712
01:29:57.079 --> 01:29:59.720
maybe he let all the blood out of the goat
1713
01:29:59.840 --> 01:30:04.000
or something like that. But you know, drops the heads
1714
01:30:04.239 --> 01:30:08.319
directly
into the boiling liquid, and you know, gets ready
1715
01:30:08.359 --> 01:30:10.840
because he tells them that don't worry we're gonna bring
1716
01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:13.359
you back, and you're gonna be the tools of vengeance
1717
01:30:13.439 --> 01:30:15.399
or where the fuck they're going to be, as he
1718
01:30:15.479 --> 01:30:19.439
begins the process of shrinking their heads by throwing them
1719
01:30:19.520 --> 01:30:23.319
in his cauldron of boiling, boiling, toil and trouble. So
1720
01:30:24.000 --> 01:30:26.039
from here we cut over to the next day and
1721
01:30:26.119 --> 01:30:29.520
we see that Sally is walking along the street and
1722
01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:32.520
that's when Vinnie shows up once again and tries to
1723
01:30:32.600 --> 01:30:35.920
sweet talk her and basically like apologize for the way
1724
01:30:35.960 --> 01:30:38.439
that he was acting and what he you know, not
1725
01:30:38.600 --> 01:30:41.479
necessarily for him killing Tommy, but for the way that
1726
01:30:41.560 --> 01:30:44.039
he treated Tommy to get back on her good side
1727
01:30:44.319 --> 01:30:46.560
and to get her to become his girlfriend once again.
1728
01:30:46.960 --> 01:30:49.399
Look, I just want to talk, Okay, I have nothing
1729
01:30:49.479 --> 01:30:53.840
to stay to the opinion. Just hear me out, please, Look,
1730
01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:56.359
I just wanted to let you know that I'm really
1731
01:30:56.359 --> 01:30:57.960
sorry about what happened to Tommy Lass.
1732
01:30:59.560 --> 01:31:01.560
All right, you hated Tommy Larson.
1733
01:31:02.079 --> 01:31:03.640
I'm sure I was pissed at the guy, but I
1734
01:31:03.640 --> 01:31:04.439
didn't want I'm dead.
1735
01:31:05.279 --> 01:31:09.560
You weren't as the funeral, I didn't exactly feel welcome,
1736
01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:13.720
you know, And then I got to thinking about what
1737
01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:15.720
would have happened at the same thing had happened to me,
1738
01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:19.279
and I just didn't like the idea. What I'm trying
1739
01:31:19.319 --> 01:31:21.000
to tell you is that.
1740
01:31:21.039 --> 01:31:21.760
I've gone straight.
1741
01:31:23.039 --> 01:31:25.359
All right, all right, you could laugh if you want.
1742
01:31:25.840 --> 01:31:28.920
I'm gonna go to night school, become a businessman, learn
1743
01:31:28.960 --> 01:31:30.399
how to steal a mane or legal alike.
1744
01:31:32.800 --> 01:31:36.199
Well, I'm just kidding, all right. Could you smile for me?
1745
01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:36.600
Please?
1746
01:31:37.239 --> 01:31:38.319
You got a beautiful smile.
1747
01:31:38.399 --> 01:31:40.479
You really do good?
1748
01:31:40.600 --> 01:31:41.079
Have ton.
1749
01:31:44.520 --> 01:31:44.960
That freak?
1750
01:31:46.079 --> 01:31:49.680
Din'd you dare say anything bad about mister Sumuatra guy
1751
01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:55.159
wasn't going too and say you're sorry, I'm sorry.
1752
01:31:56.039 --> 01:31:58.760
Okay, you're happy.
1753
01:31:58.600 --> 01:32:02.800
Now, Yeah, okay, You're gonna become a legitimate businessman. I'm
1754
01:32:02.800 --> 01:32:06.000
gonna go school, gonna go do that night because that's
1755
01:32:06.039 --> 01:32:08.000
the only time that I have free, because you know,
1756
01:32:08.119 --> 01:32:10.399
during the day, I do nothing but running around with
1757
01:32:10.439 --> 01:32:14.000
the other chair. I mean, I do helpful things in
1758
01:32:14.079 --> 01:32:18.479
the community, like take single moms out on that. I mean, like, uh,
1759
01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:20.880
go out there and help the kids in the park,
1760
01:32:21.279 --> 01:32:23.680
like push them in stuff and make sure that not
1761
01:32:23.800 --> 01:32:25.960
push them to the ground or anything like that. But
1762
01:32:26.479 --> 01:32:28.439
I go over there and I push them on the
1763
01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:31.279
swings and make them feel comfortable. And make sure they're
1764
01:32:31.279 --> 01:32:33.199
having fun and that the mamas gets a little bit
1765
01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:36.279
of time to themselves. That's yeah, that's what I do.
1766
01:32:36.439 --> 01:32:38.880
And so I'm gonna do night school. All right, We're
1767
01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:41.439
gonna go at night. We're gonna go have some fun
1768
01:32:41.920 --> 01:32:44.680
and and and I'm gonna learn business things and then
1769
01:32:44.720 --> 01:32:46.960
I can I can steal from the rich and then
1770
01:32:47.079 --> 01:32:50.720
give to the pull, just like you always wanted me to. Okay, hey,
1771
01:32:51.039 --> 01:32:54.239
I'm good over you. Come on, get back with me.
1772
01:32:54.399 --> 01:32:59.079
Everything's gonna be fine, Okay, I believe you. And so
1773
01:32:59.239 --> 01:33:02.079
she's smiling and getting they're gonna end up back together,
1774
01:33:02.399 --> 01:33:04.279
even though you know, a couple of days before, she
1775
01:33:04.439 --> 01:33:07.079
was making out with good old Tommy over here, expressing
1776
01:33:07.199 --> 01:33:09.720
how much he likes him and she'd rather be with
1777
01:33:09.880 --> 01:33:12.239
him than be with fucking Vinnie. But now, all of
1778
01:33:12.279 --> 01:33:15.039
a sudden, because Tommy's dead and shit, oh well, might
1779
01:33:15.119 --> 01:33:18.319
as well go back over to Vinnie, Like what what
1780
01:33:18.479 --> 01:33:19.600
the fuck is wrong with you?
1781
01:33:19.680 --> 01:33:19.840
Why?
1782
01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:22.680
Why would you do that type of bullshit? So, you know,
1783
01:33:22.800 --> 01:33:26.239
and that's when mister Sumatra walks by, and then mister Matra,
1784
01:33:26.359 --> 01:33:27.960
we cut over to him as he's starting to go
1785
01:33:28.399 --> 01:33:32.119
into his uh, his residence into his condo that's over there,
1786
01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:35.439
and he's approached by a couple of people that are
1787
01:33:35.520 --> 01:33:37.319
smelling some bad things in his house.
1788
01:33:37.800 --> 01:33:42.000
Sir, present planet, this is Sumatra. There's been a terrible
1789
01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:44.279
stench coming from here apotophan.
1790
01:33:50.359 --> 01:33:52.760
As you can see, this kat has not been well
1791
01:33:52.800 --> 01:33:56.439
at well. That is the source of that terrible stench.
1792
01:33:57.479 --> 01:34:02.039
Please be patient. The doctor's predicted that he will soon
1793
01:34:02.159 --> 01:34:07.039
be bursting with health. Good night until tomorrow.
1794
01:34:21.399 --> 01:34:28.560
Is a nice back cat for seasoning my boss that
1795
01:34:28.920 --> 01:34:29.840
as you please?
1796
01:34:31.039 --> 01:34:32.560
What what? What? What?
1797
01:34:33.520 --> 01:34:37.359
What did? What did you do that poor cat? It
1798
01:34:37.479 --> 01:34:40.319
wasn't dead already, was it? I mean I kind of
1799
01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:43.159
kind of hope that it was. If you're gonna go
1800
01:34:43.399 --> 01:34:47.840
and put the cat to feed to your heads and
1801
01:34:47.960 --> 01:34:51.319
a cauldron like and then you're blaming the smell on
1802
01:34:51.359 --> 01:34:55.199
the goddamn cat that's obviously fucking dead and obviously the
1803
01:34:55.359 --> 01:34:59.880
fucking figgst thing that I have seen in the law,
1804
01:35:00.079 --> 01:35:05.000
it's time like that is that is either something that
1805
01:35:05.199 --> 01:35:08.640
is dead as a fucking door nail like stiff as fuck.
1806
01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:13.399
Oh no, my my poor cat is not doing very well.
1807
01:35:13.520 --> 01:35:16.039
And the cat doctor, you mean the fucking vet like,
1808
01:35:16.359 --> 01:35:19.119
oh yeah, I've heard of the Cat Doctor. Didn't they
1809
01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:21.439
do a song about it? I heard the Cat Doctor.
1810
01:35:21.600 --> 01:35:25.119
He once said to me, I heard the cat Doctor
1811
01:35:25.279 --> 01:35:29.159
that this pussy will be free. I heard the cat Doctor.
1812
01:35:29.359 --> 01:35:31.560
You know that that song, that old famous song that
1813
01:35:31.720 --> 01:35:35.319
was out there with those things and coming buy houses
1814
01:35:35.399 --> 01:35:38.720
and making sure that everything's going to be perfectly fine. Yeah,
1815
01:35:38.840 --> 01:35:41.960
that that that fucking cat Doctor. Like they're just I understand,
1816
01:35:42.119 --> 01:35:44.960
they're old people. They're out there, they're worried about the smell.
1817
01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:48.600
Smells like death inside the goddamn apartment. It really fucking sinks,
1818
01:35:48.680 --> 01:35:51.840
and it's uh seeping out everywhere to everybody else there,
1819
01:35:51.880 --> 01:35:54.119
and they're complaining about it. And he's just like, oh, yeah,
1820
01:35:54.159 --> 01:35:57.000
it's this uh, it's this dead cat in front of
1821
01:35:57.079 --> 01:35:59.560
our building. I mean, I mean this the sick cat.
1822
01:35:59.720 --> 01:36:02.359
It's it's not fucking dead. Let me just let me
1823
01:36:02.479 --> 01:36:05.159
just pick it up and I'll take it with me upstairs,
1824
01:36:05.199 --> 01:36:07.880
even though it's been causing a lot of the smells.
1825
01:36:07.920 --> 01:36:11.039
And don't worry that. The cat Doctor says that everything's
1826
01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:13.760
gonna be fine. It's it's gonna be fucking great. Now
1827
01:36:14.000 --> 01:36:17.479
I'm fucking worrying about it. It's gonna be gat. I'm
1828
01:36:17.520 --> 01:36:20.439
not like, you know, some old voodoo Haitian you know,
1829
01:36:20.600 --> 01:36:23.239
priest guy that is trying to be you know, a
1830
01:36:23.279 --> 01:36:26.079
couple of dead kids back from the dead, well at
1831
01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:28.600
least their spirits, and attaching them some shrunken heads so
1832
01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:31.760
they can exact revenge on the idiot kids that fucking
1833
01:36:31.840 --> 01:36:33.720
killed him. No, no, no, no, I'm not doing anything
1834
01:36:33.800 --> 01:36:38.319
like that. I'm just taking care of this poor sick
1835
01:36:38.399 --> 01:36:41.079
little putty tat that we've got here. I mean, he's
1836
01:36:41.199 --> 01:36:45.680
just he's not doing very well, so it's okay, you know. No, No, Now,
1837
01:36:45.720 --> 01:36:49.680
I've got a couple of shrunken heads. I mean, I've
1838
01:36:49.720 --> 01:36:54.520
got an appointment to wait for with the cat doctor.
1839
01:36:55.119 --> 01:36:55.239
Right.
1840
01:36:55.399 --> 01:36:57.720
Not to be confused with the cat Daddy that that's
1841
01:36:57.760 --> 01:37:00.680
somebody totally else that loves his cats very very much.
1842
01:37:01.039 --> 01:37:06.840
But yeah, he literally takes the stuffed dead cat and
1843
01:37:06.920 --> 01:37:09.920
then this thing is is so so terrible. The face
1844
01:37:10.079 --> 01:37:12.840
on this thing definitely doesn't look like it's a real
1845
01:37:12.960 --> 01:37:15.560
fucking cat. Like I would have been kind of okay
1846
01:37:15.640 --> 01:37:18.600
with like a sleeping cat, you know, and I'm not
1847
01:37:18.840 --> 01:37:21.399
like okay with putting a cat into like, you know,
1848
01:37:21.960 --> 01:37:23.600
a thing that's supposed to be a pot of liquid
1849
01:37:23.680 --> 01:37:25.840
or anything like that with some shrunken dead heads and
1850
01:37:26.199 --> 01:37:28.640
like doing that to a live animal or anything like that,
1851
01:37:28.800 --> 01:37:31.560
I'm not okay with that. But like for the scene,
1852
01:37:31.720 --> 01:37:34.520
like you just have like an old sleepy cat that's
1853
01:37:34.560 --> 01:37:36.000
out there in the front, and he picks up a
1854
01:37:36.079 --> 01:37:37.560
real cat and then when he puts the cat in,
1855
01:37:37.840 --> 01:37:39.600
like he kind of hides it in a way to
1856
01:37:39.640 --> 01:37:42.039
put in there, but he literally is picking up, you know,
1857
01:37:42.119 --> 01:37:46.880
a taxidermy cat and then putting said taxidermy cat inside
1858
01:37:46.920 --> 01:37:49.640
the fucking water. And it's like it's if you went
1859
01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:53.680
to you know, somebody that's barely learning how to do taxidermy.
1860
01:37:53.800 --> 01:37:56.600
Like they can get the body okay and get it
1861
01:37:56.680 --> 01:37:59.520
in a decent position, but they can't get the face
1862
01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:02.600
to look like a cat's face anymore. It's almost like
1863
01:38:02.720 --> 01:38:04.880
looking at you know, those one people that ruined that
1864
01:38:05.039 --> 01:38:08.359
Jesus painting and then they repainted Jesus on there, you
1865
01:38:08.399 --> 01:38:11.600
know that meme for years back now, probably like ten
1866
01:38:11.680 --> 01:38:14.680
plus years back. Yeah, it's like looking at that, that's
1867
01:38:14.760 --> 01:38:17.880
the cat face. Is the Jesus face. That's the thing.
1868
01:38:18.000 --> 01:38:21.680
It doesn't really look like the goddamn cat. But nonetheless,
1869
01:38:22.199 --> 01:38:25.239
So he puts the cat in begins to prepare everything.
1870
01:38:25.399 --> 01:38:28.439
He starts like shaving like the bottom of his feet
1871
01:38:28.479 --> 01:38:30.680
and putting that into the cauldron. I don't know why
1872
01:38:30.760 --> 01:38:33.079
that works. You know, he's got a lot of callouses
1873
01:38:33.159 --> 01:38:34.600
back there, and he needs to make sure he gets
1874
01:38:34.680 --> 01:38:37.279
rid of all the dead skin and maybe the shrunken
1875
01:38:37.319 --> 01:38:39.159
head's feet off dead skin. I don't really know. He's
1876
01:38:39.439 --> 01:38:42.000
at least he's using a pet egg right making sure
1877
01:38:42.039 --> 01:38:44.560
that everything's like baby butts smooth on the bottoms of
1878
01:38:44.600 --> 01:38:48.399
his feet. And so he's going there, and then he's
1879
01:38:48.439 --> 01:38:50.359
got the heads all in front of him as he
1880
01:38:50.479 --> 01:38:55.199
prepares to finally bring them back to awaken them as
1881
01:38:55.319 --> 01:38:59.520
their new bodies. As now the spirits have entered into
1882
01:38:59.600 --> 01:39:02.640
the shrunk and heads, and he's bringing them back to
1883
01:39:02.760 --> 01:39:04.720
get them prepared to take their vengeance.
1884
01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:09.319
Oh my boys, it's time for your awakening.
1885
01:39:17.359 --> 01:39:21.319
In the most high name of the most high Spirit,
1886
01:39:23.479 --> 01:39:27.600
in the name of the most high line of Judea
1887
01:39:28.279 --> 01:39:33.960
hally Selassie, in the name of the most high Duvalier
1888
01:39:34.640 --> 01:39:39.119
and the mute, I command.
1889
01:39:38.800 --> 01:39:51.199
You awaken, Awaken. What have we here? The diffuse ball,
1890
01:39:53.039 --> 01:39:53.760
how rare.
1891
01:39:55.880 --> 01:39:57.039
I can't feel my body.
1892
01:39:58.359 --> 01:40:03.399
You're a spirit animating fl Now, Tommy, the whole building.
1893
01:40:03.560 --> 01:40:13.279
Betty out here with you too,
Okay, I command you
1894
01:40:13.439 --> 01:40:17.319
to awaken. William, I command you to awaken.
1895
01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:23.560
Maybe he'd rather stay dead, mister Sumatra.
1896
01:40:24.079 --> 01:40:38.079
Nonsense, nonsense, Tommy, I shall entice him. Eat the wizzle,
1897
01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:43.239
Eat the wizzle. Now he awakens her awakens.
1898
01:40:42.800 --> 01:40:45.479
Tommy, eat it, eat it.
1899
01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:51.279
You don't now, crios.
1900
01:40:51.079 --> 01:41:00.319
Long, awaken, Freddy? I command.
1901
01:41:02.600 --> 01:41:03.079
What was that?
1902
01:41:04.560 --> 01:41:08.560
You are drawing electricity from the air, Tommy stimulated him.
1903
01:41:09.520 --> 01:41:10.760
Look out, they have guns.
1904
01:41:11.560 --> 01:41:14.119
It's okay, Freddy, it's Oliver.
1905
01:41:14.239 --> 01:41:14.399
Now.
1906
01:41:15.880 --> 01:41:16.720
I feel so weird.
1907
01:41:18.640 --> 01:41:19.199
I feel like.
1908
01:41:20.359 --> 01:41:22.159
Tommy, are we dead?
1909
01:41:22.920 --> 01:41:26.800
You're no longer dead, Freddy. I have boiled you, and
1910
01:41:26.920 --> 01:41:28.560
I have lovely dried you.
1911
01:41:29.159 --> 01:41:31.720
I have yeah, I mean it's in the shrunking heads.
1912
01:41:32.079 --> 01:41:33.640
Thanks so lot, mister Sumatra.
1913
01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:37.199
Uh, well, am, you have awakened fully.
1914
01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:40.119
This is so bad.
1915
01:41:41.399 --> 01:41:42.439
This is so bad.
1916
01:41:43.319 --> 01:41:46.600
So he's brought them all back, and the only one
1917
01:41:46.720 --> 01:41:51.479
that has powers right now happens to be Tommy. Right,
1918
01:41:51.640 --> 01:41:54.600
he's a what he calls like an electric fuzzball or
1919
01:41:54.640 --> 01:41:58.600
where the fuck he is, and so he's like generates
1920
01:41:58.640 --> 01:42:02.279
electricity in the air. And you know, of course with Billy,
1921
01:42:02.439 --> 01:42:04.439
he was a fat ass in life. And the way
1922
01:42:04.479 --> 01:42:06.600
they we're gonna bring him back here, you know, he
1923
01:42:06.680 --> 01:42:08.199
doesn't want to quite wake up. You know what, I
1924
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:10.159
don't really want to be a shrunken head. I just
1925
01:42:10.479 --> 01:42:12.800
really kind of want to stay dead. Just let me
1926
01:42:12.880 --> 01:42:16.119
be fucking dead, dude, Just let me let my spirit go.
1927
01:42:16.720 --> 01:42:19.560
I was dreaming. It was great. I was surrounded by
1928
01:42:19.680 --> 01:42:22.159
forty two fucking virgins. I didn't know what to do
1929
01:42:22.279 --> 01:42:24.239
because you know, I happened to also be one of them.
1930
01:42:24.279 --> 01:42:26.720
But they were all playing magic the gathering, and I
1931
01:42:26.840 --> 01:42:30.199
had this badass fucking commander deck and I was beating
1932
01:42:30.239 --> 01:42:33.039
their ass in so fucking hard. And then all of
1933
01:42:33.079 --> 01:42:35.800
a sudden I smelled fucking
food. And that's what fucking
1934
01:42:35.880 --> 01:42:39.720
woke me up. Like here, eat the whizzle, eat the beans.
1935
01:42:39.800 --> 01:42:42.720
You love jelly beans, Fatty, Here, Fatty, let's get you
1936
01:42:42.840 --> 01:42:45.800
some more, Fatty Fatty two, I for, Oh yeah, You're
1937
01:42:45.800 --> 01:42:48.960
gonna be the biggest shrunken head that I've ever fucking seen.
1938
01:42:49.359 --> 01:42:52.119
Don't worry about it, Fatty. There's a reason why your
1939
01:42:52.199 --> 01:42:55.000
head is not as little as theirs. That's because even
1940
01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:57.720
when you did your fat motherfucker And I know you
1941
01:42:57.920 --> 01:43:00.760
love food, so here's some food. Eat up. Here you go,
1942
01:43:01.279 --> 01:43:05.399
like it's so fucking ridiculous. And then for Freddy, like
1943
01:43:05.960 --> 01:43:09.439
Tommy is the one that wakes him up, like he
1944
01:43:09.840 --> 01:43:11.840
shocks him a little bit and that causes him to
1945
01:43:11.960 --> 01:43:14.039
like wake up, and then he's remembering the last thing
1946
01:43:14.079 --> 01:43:16.239
that happened to him. It's like they got guns and
1947
01:43:16.319 --> 01:43:20.000
they're shooting us. It's like, that's so ridiculous. And when
1948
01:43:20.039 --> 01:43:23.279
we get to their powers, like we only know Tommy's
1949
01:43:23.359 --> 01:43:25.880
right now, but the powers of the other two or
1950
01:43:25.920 --> 01:43:29.720
what type of heads that they are, it's it's really
1951
01:43:29.800 --> 01:43:33.840
fucking ridiculous. Like for one, I'm totally fine with before
1952
01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:40.640
the other it's so fucking stupid and so like kind
1953
01:43:40.680 --> 01:43:44.640
of stereotypical. If if only he was another nationality and
1954
01:43:44.760 --> 01:43:47.800
not necessarily black, it might be even more fitting. But
1955
01:43:48.079 --> 01:43:50.760
it's just the way that it is. And I guess
1956
01:43:50.880 --> 01:43:53.640
the way that the movie works, Tommy is the leader,
1957
01:43:53.920 --> 01:43:57.439
just like the Green Maybe maybe they are gonna be
1958
01:43:57.560 --> 01:44:01.399
some sort of like Power Rangers type of team and
1959
01:44:01.520 --> 01:44:04.600
he's gonna eventually call some type of shrunk and green zword.
1960
01:44:05.279 --> 01:44:07.840
But he's the leader. He gets the best power out
1961
01:44:07.880 --> 01:44:10.279
of the group and gets his power right away because
1962
01:44:10.720 --> 01:44:13.880
he's fucking special or some shit I don't really know,
1963
01:44:14.399 --> 01:44:17.039
and so he's awakened them all and then he kind
1964
01:44:17.079 --> 01:44:20.720
of goes into a little more explanation of what they
1965
01:44:21.520 --> 01:44:25.680
are to an extent, and then what their prime objective
1966
01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:27.560
is going to be and lets him know that, yes,
1967
01:44:27.800 --> 01:44:30.680
you will have powers, and yes I've brought you back
1968
01:44:30.800 --> 01:44:33.279
so I can you can get your vengeance.
1969
01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:36.760
I want to see my own, Lacey. I won't be
1970
01:44:37.079 --> 01:44:37.279
like this.
1971
01:44:37.920 --> 01:44:38.920
I'd rather be dead.
1972
01:44:39.720 --> 01:44:42.199
We am. You cannot mean such a team.
1973
01:44:42.920 --> 01:44:45.399
If being this way means laying out on a table
1974
01:44:45.439 --> 01:44:48.399
all the time, yeah, he means it.
1975
01:44:49.479 --> 01:44:52.640
You three will have the power to soar the heavens.
1976
01:44:53.520 --> 01:44:54.159
How do we do that?
1977
01:44:54.680 --> 01:44:56.640
You gonna get a golf club and knock us around.
1978
01:44:57.439 --> 01:45:00.760
You may have lost everything below your chin, William, but
1979
01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:05.399
not your sense of humor. Yeah right, so hear me. Now,
1980
01:45:06.359 --> 01:45:13.359
powerful unknown abilities, wait your discovery. I shall guide you
1981
01:45:14.760 --> 01:45:25.199
into this new and remarkable existence. Use your mind to
1982
01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:32.760
use your mind to stay any air. Great I mean
1983
01:45:32.960 --> 01:45:50.760
great me. Hey, ye, my children, I found a clown.
1984
01:45:54.279 --> 01:46:03.039
Good Come to me, children, Come to me now, here
1985
01:46:03.119 --> 01:46:06.000
in my condominium. Who will be safe?
1986
01:46:06.880 --> 01:46:08.600
So, at least for now, the only person that we
1987
01:46:08.720 --> 01:46:11.640
know that has any power is fucking Tommy, right, and
1988
01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:13.960
he's like explain to them, you know, I kind of
1989
01:46:14.000 --> 01:46:16.479
agree with Bill. I think I would rather be dead
1990
01:46:16.560 --> 01:46:19.359
than turned into a shrunken head. And Tommy, you know,
1991
01:46:19.560 --> 01:46:21.319
he also makes a good point. Well, if this is
1992
01:46:21.359 --> 01:46:23.199
all we're going to be is just a bunch of
1993
01:46:23.239 --> 01:46:25.920
heads on a fucking table and we're not really gonna
1994
01:46:26.039 --> 01:46:28.439
do anything, then yeah, I'd rather be fucking dead too.
1995
01:46:28.479 --> 01:46:30.359
Why would I want to be alive? Why would I
1996
01:46:30.439 --> 01:46:31.840
want to have to deal with this shit?
1997
01:46:32.279 --> 01:46:32.399
Right?
1998
01:46:32.880 --> 01:46:35.960
Just fucking let me be dead. But no, he explained
1999
01:46:36.000 --> 01:46:38.199
to them, don't worry. You're gonna get powers. You're gonna
2000
01:46:38.199 --> 01:46:41.760
become stronger, and you'll be able to basically fly. And
2001
01:46:41.880 --> 01:46:43.520
he picks them up and he throws them in the
2002
01:46:43.560 --> 01:46:46.079
air and sends them on their way. Now, I'm not
2003
01:46:46.199 --> 01:46:50.520
gonna say that the special effects are anything fantastic, Okay,
2004
01:46:50.960 --> 01:46:54.159
for the timeframe that this movie was released and for
2005
01:46:54.640 -->
01:46:56.600
it being you know, it was supposed to be a
2006
01:46:56.680 --> 01:46:59.079
theatrical so there's probably a little extra money that was
2007
01:46:59.159 --> 01:47:02.319
put into this one, right, instead of you know, what
2008
01:47:02.479 --> 01:47:05.479
you would expect for Full Moon Picture, especially since Paramount
2009
01:47:05.560 --> 01:47:08.359
back this one. I mean, honestly, if you can believe it,
2010
01:47:08.479 --> 01:47:11.000
there was eight hundred thousand dollars put into this movie,
2011
01:47:11.119 --> 01:47:13.880
which blows my fucking mind for what it is, and
2012
01:47:14.039 --> 01:47:18.880
honestly for nineteen ninety four, the effects are not terrible. Right.
2013
01:47:19.039 --> 01:47:21.039
The cat may have looked really bad, so you know
2014
01:47:21.079 --> 01:47:23.720
where the budget went to went to the heads flying around, right,
2015
01:47:24.079 --> 01:47:26.560
not the other stuff, not the really bad looking goat
2016
01:47:26.600 --> 01:47:29.199
that was hanging inside of his living room, and definitely
2017
01:47:29.279 --> 01:47:32.079
not to the cat. But like the effects of the
2018
01:47:32.199 --> 01:47:35.319
heads as they fly around, it's not bad. I like
2019
01:47:35.439 --> 01:47:38.079
the way the little models of the heads looked so
2020
01:47:38.319 --> 01:47:41.279
that he you know, before they came to life, and
2021
01:47:41.319 --> 01:47:43.520
even when they were on the little thing like it
2022
01:47:43.680 --> 01:47:47.159
was still a little kind of bad, but like in
2023
01:47:47.239 --> 01:47:49.560
a charming type of way, because you can tell that
2024
01:47:49.640 --> 01:47:52.520
it was just like, you know, it's their heads poking
2025
01:47:52.600 --> 01:47:55.199
through a hole and they just green screened it on
2026
01:47:55.359 --> 01:47:57.760
top of the plate that they're sitting on there, but
2027
01:47:57.880 --> 01:48:00.159
you can't quite notice it. You just know how the
2028
01:48:00.239 --> 01:48:03.079
effect was done. It's that type of thing. It's not
2029
01:48:03.279 --> 01:48:06.680
necessarily anything that's like, oh, you know, they spend all
2030
01:48:06.720 --> 01:48:08.680
this money and you can still fucking see it like
2031
01:48:08.800 --> 01:48:11.359
it was something that was made nowadays, right ninety four,
2032
01:48:12.039 --> 01:48:15.039
Still pretty good technology. Not something that you're gonna see
2033
01:48:15.039 --> 01:48:17.680
in a movie that gets a budget of like forty
2034
01:48:17.760 --> 01:48:20.640
million or something like that, but for something that's eight
2035
01:48:20.760 --> 01:48:24.760
hundred thousand, pretty good, pretty good looking. I mean, this
2036
01:48:24.960 --> 01:48:28.560
is one of those cases where, like the sets look
2037
01:48:28.680 --> 01:48:30.880
pretty damn good. You can tell that it was filmed
2038
01:48:30.920 --> 01:48:33.560
maybe in a backlot or maybe it was actually filmed
2039
01:48:33.680 --> 01:48:36.640
on a street rather than just being in a warehouse somewhere,
2040
01:48:37.039 --> 01:48:39.279
and they just had whatever they did. It's not like
2041
01:48:39.399 --> 01:48:42.680
going into kill Joy's world, you know, and it basically
2042
01:48:42.800 --> 01:48:45.600
being the junkiest fucking construction site that you've ever seen,
2043
01:48:45.680 --> 01:48:48.479
with just random garbage all over the goddamn place. Like
2044
01:48:48.920 --> 01:48:51.520
you get the insides of houses that look like they're
2045
01:48:51.560 --> 01:48:53.920
regular houses. You've got the streets that look like it
2046
01:48:54.039 --> 01:48:55.840
is the streets of New York and stuff like that.
2047
01:48:56.239 --> 01:48:58.520
Maybe it's a little more clean than you would expect
2048
01:48:58.560 --> 01:49:01.760
it to be, but it's not that bad. And I mean,
2049
01:49:01.840 --> 01:49:04.239
with all things considered, in the way that it's done,
2050
01:49:04.560 --> 01:49:08.279
so the effects they're they're good at times and then
2051
01:49:08.279 --> 01:49:10.439
they're bad at times. That's just the way that it is.
2052
01:49:10.560 --> 01:49:12.359
Like I do like it when they're flying around the
2053
01:49:12.439 --> 01:49:16.039
room trying to control themselves, and then Freddy's head pops
2054
01:49:16.239 --> 01:49:19.760
directly in front and he like screams at the camera, like,
2055
01:49:20.000 --> 01:49:22.119
I like the way that it looks. Is it a
2056
01:49:22.199 --> 01:49:25.199
little cheesy? Can you tell it's a green screen overlay
2057
01:49:25.399 --> 01:49:28.119
on top of this, Yeah, you can tell that type
2058
01:49:28.159 --> 01:49:31.960
of thing. But at the same time, it still looks
2059
01:49:32.239 --> 01:49:36.600
pretty good for what it is. So then from here
2060
01:49:36.840 --> 01:49:39.920
we then go into like a training montage because you know,
2061
01:49:40.119 --> 01:49:42.600
mister Sumatra over here he told them that he's going
2062
01:49:42.680 --> 01:49:45.319
to train them to control their powers, and we see,
2063
01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:49.039
you know, Tommy going over there using his lightning, and
2064
01:49:49.279 --> 01:49:56.520
then we get the power that Freddy has. And this
2065
01:49:56.680 --> 01:49:59.640
is the one that I'm like, Okay, so you know,
2066
01:50:00.079 --> 01:50:02.279
let's not talk about Freddie right away. Let's let's go
2067
01:50:02.560 --> 01:50:05.000
over to Billy, right, because Billy's the third one that
2068
01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:09.520
they show, and Billy has turned into like a vampire, right.
2069
01:50:09.960 --> 01:50:13.560
He's got bigger teeth, he feeds on blood, he's training,
2070
01:50:13.640 --> 01:50:16.479
he's got a mannequin that he's feeding on. And you know,
2071
01:50:16.600 --> 01:50:18.920
it's got a cutting its neck and he goes and
2072
01:50:19.000 --> 01:50:21.439
he's sucking on the neck, sucking out the blood.
All right,
2073
01:50:22.000 --> 01:50:25.479
So Billy likes to eat, so he gets something where
2074
01:50:25.560 --> 01:50:29.520
he eats blood. All right. Kind of works, Tommy, the
2075
01:50:29.880 --> 01:50:32.920
brains of the operation. I don't know what the justice
2076
01:50:32.960 --> 01:50:36.039
boner how that turns into like, you know, telekinetic lightning.
2077
01:50:36.159 --> 01:50:40.000
But hey, whatever, So what does Freddy have? What is
2078
01:50:40.279 --> 01:50:44.680
Freddy's great fucking ability? If I were to tell you
2079
01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:50.880
that his ability was something, uh kind of gangster, kind
2080
01:50:50.920 --> 01:50:55.520
of from a certain city in California that's halfway between
2081
01:50:55.720 --> 01:51:00.399
southern California and another northern California, you know, two hours
2082
01:51:00.640 --> 01:51:03.399
maybe three hours away from the Bay Area, would would
2083
01:51:03.439 --> 01:51:05.159
you think that that's what his ability was?
2084
01:51:05.720 --> 01:51:05.760
Like?
2085
01:51:06.359 --> 01:51:09.199
You know, if I really wanted to be stereotypical and
2086
01:51:09.560 --> 01:51:12.560
you know, possibly kind of terrible, you know, it would
2087
01:51:12.560 --> 01:51:15.079
be like, oh, the ability to fry chicken or the
2088
01:51:15.119 --> 01:51:17.439
ability to eat a ton of watermelon, because you know,
2089
01:51:17.520 --> 01:51:20.279
he's black, and that's what people would have thought about
2090
01:51:20.319 --> 01:51:20.960
in the nineties.
2091
01:51:21.399 --> 01:51:22.960
No, No, it's not that.
2092
01:51:23.279 --> 01:51:27.079
It's nothing like that, right, nothing that bad stereotypical that's there.
2093
01:51:27.399 --> 01:51:31.039
But this is still pretty bad. Like it's supernatural ability
2094
01:51:31.199 --> 01:51:36.359
and supernatural ability. And then Freddy's ability is to be
2095
01:51:36.560 --> 01:51:41.880
from Fresno, California. That's right. His ability is to shank
2096
01:51:42.000 --> 01:51:46.159
fools with a switchblade knife. He just gets to carry
2097
01:51:46.199 --> 01:51:49.439
around a knife in his fucking mouth. Like that's not
2098
01:51:49.600 --> 01:51:53.119
a special ability, that's just something that he can do. Oh,
2099
01:51:53.319 --> 01:51:56.000
maybe he's fast enough so nobody notices and he gets
2100
01:51:56.039 --> 01:51:58.680
in there really fast. And again that's kind of a
2101
01:51:58.720 --> 01:52:01.960
stereotype too, like what what did freddie fucking play track?
2102
01:52:02.279 --> 01:52:05.159
You know, he had asthma, you know, so maybe he
2103
01:52:05.159 --> 01:52:07.359
has a shrunken head he lost that was his special
2104
01:52:07.399 --> 01:52:09.479
ability to lose that, And it's just like, you know what,
2105
01:52:09.840 --> 01:52:11.960
I always wanted to shank fools, and that's what I'm
2106
01:52:11.960 --> 01:52:14.279
gonna do. But he doesn't even really shank fools. He
2107
01:52:14.439 --> 01:52:16.239
goes over there and he just slices him on the neck.
2108
01:52:16.279 --> 01:52:18.239
That's what I'm saying. Like if he was like, you know,
2109
01:52:18.760 --> 01:52:21.720
Mexican instead of black, you know, or Cuban instead of black,
2110
01:52:21.800 --> 01:52:24.399
or Dominican instead of black, or Puerto Rican instead of black,
2111
01:52:24.880 --> 01:52:27.359
maybe it would be may Maybe he is, you know,
2112
01:52:27.560 --> 01:52:29.439
he just happens to be you know, a dark skin
2113
01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:32.800
fucking Puerto Rican, Like that's what he is. I don't
2114
01:52:32.800 --> 01:52:35.840
fucking know, but like he gets this short end of
2115
01:52:35.920 --> 01:52:38.960
the fucking straw. The shittiest fucking ability out of all
2116
01:52:39.000 --> 01:52:41.439
of them is to slice people in the neck with
2117
01:52:41.560 --> 01:52:44.199
a goddamn knife. And that's what he's being trained on.
2118
01:52:44.800 --> 01:52:50.600
I why, I don't really fucking know. So that's right.
2119
01:52:50.800 --> 01:52:53.359
We go through the montage of them doing everything we
2120
01:52:53.520 --> 01:52:55.640
see that, you know, and Tommy of course has the
2121
01:52:55.680 --> 01:52:58.039
best fucking ability, and he's shooting lightning bolts and stuff
2122
01:52:58.159 --> 01:53:00.800
from his fucking head. So we go to one year later,
2123
01:53:01.079 --> 01:53:03.079
and when we go to one year later, we see that,
2124
01:53:03.359 --> 01:53:06.399
you know, the vipers, they've now they're running the streets
2125
01:53:06.439 --> 01:53:09.399
over there, and we've got Booger and his fat friend
2126
01:53:09.479 --> 01:53:12.920
going out there and shaking people down for money, specifically
2127
01:53:13.079 --> 01:53:15.760
Tommy Larson's dad, where he pulls out money from the
2128
01:53:15.800 --> 01:53:18.000
register and gives it to them, and then they take
2129
01:53:18.079 --> 01:53:20.399
some beer from his fridge and they walk the hell
2130
01:53:20.439 --> 01:53:23.439
out of there as they laugh at them. Right. We
2131
01:53:23.560 --> 01:53:27.520
then go and we see that, you know, mister Sumatra,
2132
01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:31.239
he's going out there and he's sending the boys on
2133
01:53:31.399 --> 01:53:34.239
their very first mission out into the world after they've
2134
01:53:34.239 --> 01:53:37.079
been training for the last year. And we also see
2135
01:53:37.199 --> 01:53:41.359
you know, Tommy talking with before that, talking with Booger
2136
01:53:41.479 --> 01:53:44.479
and getting the collections and him saying, hey, this is
2137
01:53:44.479 --> 01:53:46.199
all the money. He's like, oh, we're gonna correct collect
2138
01:53:46.199 --> 01:53:48.560
the rest tomorrow, and like, well, have you got mister
2139
01:53:48.640 --> 01:53:51.039
Sumatra yet? And I guess mister Sumatra is the only
2140
01:53:51.159 --> 01:53:53.560
person that Booger just does not want to
deal with.
2141
01:53:53.640 --> 01:53:55.119
He's like, I don't want to deal with that guy.
2142
01:53:55.199 --> 01:53:57.920
He fucking creeps me out. And he's like he won't
2143
01:53:57.960 --> 01:53:59.800
agree to doing any of this. But Vinn, he's like, no,
2144
01:54:00.039 --> 01:54:01.560
you need to get this for Big Mo. He's the
2145
01:54:01.720 --> 01:54:05.199
only guy in this neighborhood that's not connected and not
2146
01:54:05.439 --> 01:54:07.119
paying us, and he need to go out there and
2147
01:54:07.159 --> 01:54:09.319
need to do it. And he says, otherwise, I need
2148
01:54:09.399 --> 01:54:11.359
to do something with you, because now he's got a
2149
01:54:11.399 --> 01:54:13.479
big fucking head now that he's like, you know, the
2150
01:54:13.600 --> 01:54:17.399
right hand man for this area. And Booger reluctantly agrees.
2151
01:54:17.960 --> 01:54:19.960
So then, like I said, we go to mister Sumatra
2152
01:54:20.119 --> 01:54:22.520
as he releases the boys and sends them out on
2153
01:54:22.600 --> 01:54:25.640
their very first mission, to which they go out into
2154
01:54:25.680 --> 01:54:28.600
the streets of the city and fly over. And this
2155
01:54:28.840 --> 01:54:33.239
is where we see like shrunken head cam as they're
2156
01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:36.560
flying in. They're obviously flying over models and it looks
2157
01:54:36.720 --> 01:54:39.000
fine for the way it is, and honestly for them
2158
01:54:39.079 --> 01:54:40.720
to build the models just so they can do this
2159
01:54:40.800 --> 01:54:43.960
a camera effect kind of cool. Not gonna lie right
2160
01:54:44.319 --> 01:54:46.479
for ninety four for what it is. Again, for the
2161
01:54:46.560 --> 01:54:48.920
budget that they've got here, I think it's kind of
2162
01:54:49.000 --> 01:54:51.880
cool in the way that it looks. Does it look realistic, No,
2163
01:54:52.199 --> 01:54:55.319
it's obviously models that they're flying through, But the fact
2164
01:54:55.359 --> 01:54:58.079
that they even built this is honestly kind of cool,
2165
01:54:58.119 --> 01:55:00.720
and I give them props for it. So they're looking
2166
01:55:00.760 --> 01:55:03.399
for evildoers over the city so that way they can
2167
01:55:03.479 --> 01:55:07.800
you know, use and basically prove themselves that they've trained
2168
01:55:07.880 --> 01:55:10.880
well enough. And we go upon two thugs that are
2169
01:55:10.960 --> 01:55:13.840
trying to assault a woman. So they they're grabbing her
2170
01:55:14.079 --> 01:55:16.840
over in the alleyways. They're dragging her over into the corner.
2171
01:55:16.880 --> 01:55:19.119
They're stripping her a little bit. You don't see anything.
2172
01:55:19.159 --> 01:55:21.560
It's not like her boob pops out. It's basically like
2173
01:55:21.600 --> 01:55:23.960
a bra that she's got going on there. Like I said,
2174
01:55:24.119 --> 01:55:25.960
this is a movie. You can show kids. It's not
2175
01:55:26.239 --> 01:55:29.119
like super violent or and it's not even gory at all.
2176
01:55:29.239 --> 01:55:31.920
It's got a couple of like I wouldn't say disgusting
2177
01:55:32.079 --> 01:55:35.159
things in it, but everything's like campy in the way
2178
01:55:35.199 --> 01:55:38.439
that it is. So the boys detect that evil is
2179
01:55:38.560 --> 01:55:41.600
being done, and they rush to the woman's aid, flying
2180
01:55:41.720 --> 01:55:44.720
in the sky, and like they show all their like
2181
01:55:44.920 --> 01:55:48.520
powers for a second, where like, you know, Billy's floating
2182
01:55:48.640 --> 01:55:52.159
up first and he bears his fang. Yeah it's right,
2183
01:55:52.239 --> 01:55:54.640
I'm not gonna suck, I'm blood yeah. And then here
2184
01:55:54.760 --> 01:55:57.560
comes in Tommy, floating in and the little electrical currents
2185
01:55:57.560 --> 01:56:00.359
are around him, you know, Yeah, I'm gonna zap some wolves.
2186
01:56:00.680 --> 01:56:04.880
And then here comes Freddy, and Freddy swoops in and
2187
01:56:04.960 --> 01:56:07.039
then all of a sudden he's just normal. And then
2188
01:56:07.079 --> 01:56:10.439
he turns around and he's got the fucking switchblade knife
2189
01:56:10.479 --> 01:56:16.520
in his mouth. Shasher, poor, We're all right good? What
2190
01:56:16.640 --> 01:56:25.319
were you saying, Freddy? I can't understand you need to
2191
01:56:25.399 --> 01:56:27.399
take that thing out of your mouth if I don't
2192
01:56:27.520 --> 01:56:28.399
have my knife?
2193
01:56:29.039 --> 01:56:35.760
Ah, nothing, Okay, you were which are not ryeing hang powers?
2194
01:56:36.199 --> 01:56:40.279
And him we're just broad shocking me what I want?
2195
01:56:40.439 --> 01:56:44.720
Shut fucking hands the hold around to the bucket. You
2196
01:56:44.760 --> 01:56:47.600
don't what happened to do it? Oh my god, there's
2197
01:56:47.720 --> 01:56:52.079
my knife to go over there and shabby guy and.
2198
01:56:52.359 --> 01:56:56.359
Yeah, that's fucking Freddy in a nutshell. So we go
2199
01:56:56.560 --> 01:56:59.079
through as we get trunk and head vision again as
2200
01:56:59.079 --> 01:57:01.680
they're floating down and eventually they catch up to the
2201
01:57:01.720 --> 01:57:04.560
criminals that are assaulting the woman and she's like smacking
2202
01:57:04.600 --> 01:57:06.800
him in the head with her stuff. She notices them
2203
01:57:06.840 --> 01:57:10.880
flying towards her, and you know, as they fly, Freddy
2204
01:57:11.039 --> 01:57:14.399
slices the one dude's throat open to what she goes
2205
01:57:14.479 --> 01:57:17.800
and grabs her purse, and good old you know, Billy
2206
01:57:17.880 --> 01:57:20.600
comes down and begins sucking on his neck and draining
2207
01:57:20.640 --> 01:57:23.920
the blood from his body. And then the other friend,
2208
01:57:23.960 --> 01:57:26.560
you know, the other criminal that's there, like sees the
2209
01:57:26.640 --> 01:57:30.560
heads and like shrieks, and well, he doesn't suck
the
2210
01:57:30.600 --> 01:57:32.640
blood out of the guy that's on the ground, he
2211
01:57:32.880 --> 01:57:35.119
sucks the blood out of the other friend that's there,
2212
01:57:35.520 --> 01:57:37.960
and then you know, Tommy zaps him in the forehead
2213
01:57:38.000 --> 01:57:41.960
with his lightning, incapacitating both of the two dudes that
2214
01:57:42.079 --> 01:57:46.239
are there. So the first night is deemed to be
2215
01:57:46.760 --> 01:57:50.960
a success. In general that he's you know, they've managed
2216
01:57:51.000 --> 01:57:55.119
to take down these two criminals and ultimately also turned
2217
01:57:55.159 --> 01:57:59.680
them into zombies as well. Tommy has some philosophical thoughts
2218
01:57:59.760 --> 01:58:02.560
as they're flying through and he's like, I need to
2219
01:58:02.640 --> 01:58:04.840
take a stop and I need to check on something.
2220
01:58:05.199 --> 01:58:08.239
I'll rejoin you guys a little later. Don't worry about me.
2221
01:58:08.640 --> 01:58:11.600
Just start heading back home while I take care of something.
2222
01:58:12.039 --> 01:58:15.760
Because this is the show that Tommy is still remaining, like,
2223
01:58:16.239 --> 01:58:19.359
has a bit of his humanity still remaining in him,
2224
01:58:19.560 --> 01:58:25.159
and he's not completely just a minded zombie, shrunken head
2225
01:58:25.319 --> 01:58:28.319
drone like he you know, I guess like the other
2226
01:58:28.399 --> 01:58:30.239
two are, because the other two are just talking about
2227
01:58:30.560 --> 01:58:35.039
we have smite to the evildoers and like they're talking
2228
01:58:35.239 --> 01:58:39.560
more like followers and under the command, where Tommy is
2229
01:58:39.840 --> 01:58:42.119
kind of even though he's kind of talking in that way,
2230
01:58:42.520 --> 01:58:44.680
he doesn't really have that feeling. So what does he do.
2231
01:58:45.560 --> 01:58:48.079
He goes to check up on Sally, who's sleeping in
2232
01:58:48.159 --> 01:58:50.880
her bed with a big old picture of Tommy right
2233
01:58:51.000 --> 01:58:53.520
next to the bed. So he floats up over to her,
2234
01:58:54.039 --> 01:58:56.720
looks over her, and then sees that around her nick
2235
01:58:57.039 --> 01:59:01.199
is a heart shaped necklace that says Vinnie and Sally,
2236
01:59:01.439 --> 01:59:05.439
and he kind of gets pissed and like builds up lightning,
2237
01:59:06.079 --> 01:59:08.520
you know, and then like looks at her and then
2238
01:59:08.680 --> 01:59:12.079
flies away, and she wakes up for a second, looks
2239
01:59:12.159 --> 01:59:15.199
at the picture of Tommy, and he rejoins the group.
2240
01:59:15.720 --> 01:59:19.720
So he rejoins goes back to some Sumatra's place, where
2241
01:59:19.760 --> 01:59:21.720
he talks to them about the good job that they've
2242
01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:24.359
done for the night and how their powers have grown
2243
01:59:24.680 --> 01:59:27.680
and they're ready to begin their quest for vengeance on
2244
01:59:27.800 --> 01:59:30.399
the people that actually killed them. We then cut over
2245
01:59:30.439 --> 01:59:32.600
to the alleyway and we see that the two bodies
2246
01:59:32.640 --> 01:59:36.039
that the boys killed have now risen up as zombies
2247
01:59:36.279 --> 01:59:38.319
and they look and it's funny because one of them,
2248
01:59:38.479 --> 01:59:41.600
the nickname Agase, is given the other guy Stinky, and
2249
01:59:41.720 --> 01:59:44.039
so they look around the alley he's already to clean
2250
01:59:44.159 --> 01:59:47.560
up Stinky, and then they start picking up trash from
2251
01:59:47.600 --> 01:59:50.880
the alleyway and throwing it in the bin, like they've
2252
01:59:50.960 --> 01:59:55.199
become zombies, but they're doing good deeds that they wouldn't
2253
01:59:55.239 --> 02:00:00.720
have done before. So it's it's weird kind of interesting
2254
02:00:01.079 --> 02:00:03.840
that that's what they're doing, Like they're basically turning them
2255
02:00:03.960 --> 02:00:08.600
into good deed zombies from being like bad dudes, right,
2256
02:00:08.880 --> 02:00:11.039
They weren't bad enough dudes to go out there and
2257
02:00:11.159 --> 02:00:14.880
save the president that's been kidnapped by ninjas. They're not
2258
02:00:15.000 --> 02:00:18.640
that type of bad dudes. They're just like regular bad dudes.
2259
02:00:18.720 --> 02:00:21.199
But now all of a sudden doing good things. So
2260
02:00:21.640 --> 02:00:24.439
from there we fade over into the next day as
2261
02:00:24.520 --> 02:00:27.199
we hear radio broadcast as there's a bunch of this
2262
02:00:27.319 --> 02:00:30.800
shit that's happening all over the city, and we also
2263
02:00:30.960 --> 02:00:34.359
check in with Vinnie and what's going on with Big Mo.
2264
02:00:35.319 --> 02:00:37.520
A new and frightening disease seems to be attacking local
2265
02:00:37.600 --> 02:00:40.760
criminals throughout the city. The mystery illness is characterized by
2266
02:00:40.760 --> 02:00:43.640
a peculiar shuffling gait, a total loss of bowel control,
2267
02:00:43.880 --> 02:00:46.159
and a compulsion to pick up litter and clean graffiti.
2268
02:00:46.560 --> 02:00:49.760
Victims exhibit an alarming drop in blood pressure, the trust
2269
02:00:49.960 --> 02:00:52.680
to look a pulse or respiration, what doctors call a
2270
02:00:52.680 --> 02:00:58.640
pseudo walking death control urge the public not CHANCT unless they.
2271
02:00:58.600 --> 02:00:59.399
Have criminal records.
2272
02:00:59.479 --> 02:01:00.560
Yeah, I just got out of class.
2273
02:01:00.640 --> 02:01:02.600
Now they give you a ton of homework.
2274
02:01:02.640 --> 02:01:05.319
Also, well, there's a movie later. I thought maybe you'd
2275
02:01:05.359 --> 02:01:06.000
like to go to it.
2276
02:01:06.720 --> 02:01:09.439
Yeah, I guess so okay, I'll pick you up around seven,
2277
02:01:11.199 --> 02:01:12.239
all right, bye bye.
2278
02:01:14.560 --> 02:01:16.439
So you're
still pulling that girl's chang.
2279
02:01:17.199 --> 02:01:18.840
Hey, guys, gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
2280
02:01:19.880 --> 02:01:22.520
Yeah, well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
2281
02:01:23.960 --> 02:01:25.720
Telling her he's still in school.
2282
02:01:26.920 --> 02:01:31.399
Movie you're gonna see her, Don't you fucking worry about
2283
02:01:31.399 --> 02:01:31.800
what movie?
2284
02:01:31.840 --> 02:01:32.159
Booger?
2285
02:01:32.159 --> 02:01:34.560
All right, what you ought to be worried about is
2286
02:01:34.640 --> 02:01:36.359
what I'm gonna do to you if I hear you
2287
02:01:36.439 --> 02:01:38.239
ain't taking care of that Sumatra thing yet.
2288
02:01:38.800 --> 02:01:40.319
Look, I'm telling you, man, that guy's in the real
2289
02:01:40.399 --> 02:01:40.880
bad scene.
2290
02:01:40.920 --> 02:01:41.199
A right.
2291
02:01:42.279 --> 02:01:45.439
I can't believe that you're actually afraid of a broken
2292
02:01:45.520 --> 02:01:46.600
down ord loser like that.
2293
02:01:46.960 --> 02:01:49.359
What the hell's wrong with you? You tell him?
2294
02:01:49.439 --> 02:01:49.760
Vinnie?
2295
02:01:51.399 --> 02:01:53.439
Maybe you think it's a little thing, right, Maybe think
2296
02:01:53.439 --> 02:01:54.039
it's a little thing.
2297
02:01:54.479 --> 02:01:54.680
Huh.
2298
02:01:55.359 --> 02:01:56.479
I don't think it's a little thing.
2299
02:01:56.520 --> 02:02:02.079
Okay, booger, you know why, because it's principal. I don't
2300
02:02:02.119 --> 02:02:03.000
think it's no little thing.
2301
02:02:03.079 --> 02:02:07.960
Then, all right, Look, if I had to ask you again,
2302
02:02:08.640 --> 02:02:09.880
all right, I.
2303
02:02:10.000 --> 02:02:11.600
Just might lock you up in a closet with that
2304
02:02:11.680 --> 02:02:12.520
oh fucking freak.
2305
02:02:12.560 --> 02:02:13.319
Now, would you like that?
2306
02:02:13.520 --> 02:02:13.680
Huh?
2307
02:02:13.800 --> 02:02:16.279
All right, I'll take care of it slight.
2308
02:02:16.119 --> 02:02:16.800
No go.
2309
02:02:17.840 --> 02:02:20.600
So yeah, he's still pulling fucking it, even though we
2310
02:02:20.720 --> 02:02:23.279
saw the little necklace around Sally's neck again and they're
2311
02:02:23.319 --> 02:02:26.079
back together, but now that it's a year later, like
2312
02:02:26.159 --> 02:02:30.199
they're still together, right, and he's basically still leading her on,
2313
02:02:30.399 --> 02:02:33.000
telling her that he's going to school, but don't worry,
2314
02:02:33.039 --> 02:02:34.920
I'm gonna pick you up. We're gonna go see a movie.
2315
02:02:35.039 --> 02:02:36.840
What are we gonna go see? What was available at
2316
02:02:36.880 --> 02:02:37.199
this time?
2317
02:02:37.560 --> 02:02:38.000
I don't know.
2318
02:02:38.159 --> 02:02:40.079
Maybe we can go what do you want to see?
2319
02:02:40.119 --> 02:02:41.920
You want to see Interview with a Vampire?
2320
02:02:42.079 --> 02:02:42.199
Oh?
2321
02:02:42.319 --> 02:02:43.920
I don't know if I can deal with that type
2322
02:02:43.960 --> 02:02:46.680
of movie. Oh oh, maybe we go out there and
2323
02:02:46.960 --> 02:02:49.520
we go see you know, what was that one movie
2324
02:02:49.600 --> 02:02:51.640
that we saw, Clear and Present? Ding't you we go
2325
02:02:51.760 --> 02:02:54.039
see that movie? Maybe we go see Speed. You know,
2326
02:02:54.239 --> 02:02:57.479
I know how much you lack Keanu Reeves, but I
2327
02:02:57.560 --> 02:02:59.680
don't know. Maybe it makes you a little too moist
2328
02:02:59.800 --> 02:03:01.960
for somebody else that isn't me. I know, I know,
2329
02:03:02.159 --> 02:03:04.319
I know it's gonna be at the cheap boat theater. Okay,
2330
02:03:04.359 --> 02:03:05.800
it's what I can afford it this time. You know,
2331
02:03:05.880 --> 02:03:09.239
I'm going to school, Okay, I got these things. But
2332
02:03:09.359 --> 02:03:12.000
it's it's surprisingly still out there. You got your choice. Actually,
2333
02:03:12.039 --> 02:03:14.199
there's two movies we can go see. Okay, we can
2334
02:03:14.319 --> 02:03:17.600
either go see Cabin Boy, all right, I know how much?
2335
02:03:17.640 --> 02:03:19.800
How do you like that those funny pictures that are
2336
02:03:19.800 --> 02:03:22.359
out there? Or another funny picture. We can go see
2337
02:03:22.399 --> 02:03:23.439
House Party three.
2338
02:03:24.000 --> 02:03:24.359
All right.
2339
02:03:24.840 --> 02:03:27.319
They're doing it again. I can't believe it. They did
2340
02:03:27.399 --> 02:03:29.520
it once, they got away with it, they did it again,
2341
02:03:29.560 --> 02:03:32.039
and they got away with it, and now they're doing
2342
02:03:32.119 --> 02:03:34.560
it a third time. I mean, come on, we can
2343
02:03:34.640 --> 02:03:36.680
go see Kid and Play. Don't you like Kid and Play?
2344
02:03:36.720 --> 02:03:39.199
You like them music, don't you? Yeah, We're gonna go
2345
02:03:39.319 --> 02:03:41.760
see House Party three, all right. I'll pick you up
2346
02:03:41.840 --> 02:03:44.039
at five because I know that's when you get out
2347
02:03:44.079 --> 02:03:46.560
of school, all right, and we'll go straight to the
2348
02:03:46.560 --> 02:03:49.560
theater because that might still be matinee during this time, right,
2349
02:03:49.640 --> 02:03:51.439
it's during the week, and it's gonna save me a
2350
02:03:51.479 --> 02:03:53.800
little bit of money, and then afterwards, I'll take you
2351
02:03:53.880 --> 02:03:56.119
out for a nice uh what we got around here?
2352
02:03:56.239 --> 02:03:59.039
Hot dog? That's from the corner vendor over there, that's right.
2353
02:03:59.119 --> 02:04:01.520
Something cost me about like seventy five cents at this time,
2354
02:04:01.640 --> 02:04:04.520
so you know, yeah, I know you're you're cheap, did
2355
02:04:04.600 --> 02:04:06.479
but you're gonna be with me and we're gonna be happy.
2356
02:04:06.640 --> 02:04:08.560
That's the way we're gonna do these things. I know,
2357
02:04:08.840 --> 02:04:11.000
I know, I'm still in school and I'm not making
2358
02:04:11.039 --> 02:04:12.760
a whole lot of money, and you see, I still have,
2359
02:04:12.920 --> 02:04:15.640
like you know, I actually have a nice car. Now
2360
02:04:15.760 --> 02:04:17.439
don't ask me where I got it and how I
2361
02:04:17.520 --> 02:04:19.680
got the money for it. But uh, you know, we
2362
02:04:19.840 --> 02:04:22.039
we'll I'll pick you up, we'll go out. Maybe maybe
2363
02:04:22.079 --> 02:04:24.359
I'll bring the old station wagon out for you know
2364
02:04:24.479 --> 02:04:26.199
a little while. Even though I called being like a
2365
02:04:26.319 --> 02:04:28.119
cow wagon early in the movie, you would have the
2366
02:04:28.199 --> 02:04:30.479
fuck I called it. But yeah, I'll bring it out
2367
02:04:30.520 --> 02:04:32.720
for old time sake and we can like, uh make
2368
02:04:32.800 --> 02:04:34.680
out in the back of something after the movie. I
2369
02:04:34.760 --> 02:04:36.640
know how much you love kidd and play, So yeah,
2370
02:04:36.920 --> 02:04:38.800
let's go. We're gonna see a house potty three. I
2371
02:04:38.840 --> 02:04:41.039
think I've decided what we're going to see and you're
2372
02:04:41.039 --> 02:04:43.760
gonna like it, you don't. I mean the love of
2373
02:04:43.920 --> 02:04:47.760
my life that that's what we're gonna do. So you know,
2374
02:04:47.880 --> 02:04:50.079
and then you know, Booger doesn't want to deal with
2375
02:04:50.319 --> 02:04:53.439
fucking you know, mister Sumatra because he scares a living
2376
02:04:53.479 --> 02:04:55.279
shit out of him. And I think that if you
2377
02:04:55.359 --> 02:04:57.159
know the way that they handled him in the next scene,
2378
02:04:57.359 --> 02:04:59.560
I wouldn't want to deal his fucking ass either, especially
2379
02:04:59.600 --> 02:05:01.039
way that he he holds himself. He used to be
2380
02:05:01.079 --> 02:05:03.520
an ex copies from Haiti. Looks like you probably beat
2381
02:05:03.560 --> 02:05:07.119
anybody's fucking ass by just looking at him. But that's
2382
02:05:07.199 --> 02:05:09.800
the way that things are gonna roll. And so because
2383
02:05:09.800 --> 02:05:11.600
he doesn't want to be in trouble with Big Mo
2384
02:05:12.159 --> 02:05:14.680
and with Vinnie over here, he's gonna go and he's
2385
02:05:14.720 --> 02:05:17.399
gonna deal with mister Sumatra and try to get him
2386
02:05:17.680 --> 02:05:20.720
to pay up for protection in the area right, make
2387
02:05:20.760 --> 02:05:22.880
sure that they get their piece of the pot. And
2388
02:05:22.960 --> 02:05:25.960
then Big Mo gets up off the couch and grabs
2389
02:05:26.079 --> 02:05:29.439
Vinnie by the ass for some reason, because I guess
2390
02:05:29.720 --> 02:05:32.359
that's the way that she shows power. You know, she
2391
02:05:32.479 --> 02:05:34.000
does it first to make sure that they have the
2392
02:05:34.039 --> 02:05:35.680
balls to do the job that they're going to do,
2393
02:05:35.760 --> 02:05:38.119
and he's got nice, big balls, and she likes those balls.
2394
02:05:38.399 --> 02:05:40.039
And then she wants to make sure that he's a
2395
02:05:40.119 --> 02:05:42.840
tight ass enough to make sure that she gets her
2396
02:05:43.000 --> 02:05:45.560
money right, because the tighter the ass, the more money
2397
02:05:45.880 --> 02:05:48.119
that he's not gonna spend of hers and he's gonna
2398
02:05:48.119 --> 02:05:50.359
give her the full amount, you know, and maybe she
2399
02:05:50.560 --> 02:05:54.399
just likes, you know, harassing young boys. I don't really know,
2400
02:05:54.439 --> 02:05:56.560
Eve though he's good. She got a nice hot piece
2401
02:05:56.600 --> 02:05:59.479
of ass back there anyway that you know, she can
2402
02:05:59.560 --> 02:06:02.039
have it in time, but she can't have the young
2403
02:06:02.159 --> 02:06:05.800
boys like she used to. So we follow Booger and
2404
02:06:06.720 --> 02:06:08.800
fat Dude I don't even remember what his fucking name
2405
02:06:08.960 --> 02:06:11.359
is as they go over to mister Sumatra and try
2406
02:06:11.399 --> 02:06:13.399
to get him to pay. And that's when mister Sumatra,
2407
02:06:13.800 --> 02:06:16.640
you know, stands up to them and then his eyes
2408
02:06:16.840 --> 02:06:20.520
like glow super red, which freaks Booger the fuck out.
2409
02:06:21.039 --> 02:06:22.399
Wyan Mine want to know.
2410
02:06:22.520 --> 02:06:26.079
Missus mistress and Madra.
2411
02:06:27.760 --> 02:06:31.239
And what do you mount that doors won't relax?
2412
02:06:31.359 --> 02:06:32.000
Missus Simatra?
2413
02:06:32.039 --> 02:06:32.960
This is ain't can it take long?
2414
02:06:33.000 --> 02:06:33.279
A right?
2415
02:06:34.000 --> 02:06:36.560
They gotta admit, mister Simatra, it's been off a peaceful
2416
02:06:36.560 --> 02:06:37.239
around here lately.
2417
02:06:38.079 --> 02:06:42.119
No burglaries, no robberies, nothing being run on the shopkeepers.
2418
02:06:42.640 --> 02:06:46.119
You mean, the shopkeepers who pay for protection. Well, yeah,
2419
02:06:46.279 --> 02:06:49.520
we do a pretty good job, and now you come
2420
02:06:49.640 --> 02:06:50.560
to me for payment.
2421
02:06:51.319 --> 02:06:54.039
Look, mister Samatra, you've been benefiting. Why shouldn't you pay
2422
02:06:54.079 --> 02:06:54.640
like everyone else?
2423
02:06:54.720 --> 02:06:54.840
Right?
2424
02:06:56.039 --> 02:07:01.199
Of course, I am the one who cut out your
2425
02:07:01.399 --> 02:07:07.039
tongue with bot tuctors and roast them, and I should
2426
02:07:07.159 --> 02:07:11.520
take your brain and chill them. The purpose is garnishment.
2427
02:07:12.319 --> 02:07:14.279
Those are some pretty good reasons at Booger.
2428
02:07:15.439 --> 02:07:22.640
Yeah, ah, oh.
2429
02:07:22.640 --> 02:07:23.319
Man, do you see that?
2430
02:07:25.039 --> 02:07:25.159
Man?
2431
02:07:25.159 --> 02:07:26.840
I don't care no more, my man here, I don't
2432
02:07:26.840 --> 02:07:33.119
care no more. Fuck Mini man, fuck him.
2433
02:07:33.279 --> 02:07:35.319
I told him mister Smatch was a more bad scene
2434
02:07:35.319 --> 02:07:36.560
and let him take care of himself.
2435
02:07:36.640 --> 02:07:39.039
I don't care no more. I don't fucking care.
2436
02:07:39.680 --> 02:07:47.239
Hey, wait a book. Two of your enemies are moments
2437
02:07:47.279 --> 02:07:55.880
ago were master. Here go the mal factors. Now.
2438
02:07:56.800 --> 02:08:00.560
I just love the way he says mau factors, Like
2439
02:08:00.840 --> 02:08:06.720
maybe he should have been Emperor Palpatine, right, No, those malefactors. No, no,
2440
02:08:07.439 --> 02:08:10.239
maybe maybe not. I would have been fine with him
2441
02:08:10.359 --> 02:08:12.279
just being his own character. Maybe he could have been
2442
02:08:12.359 --> 02:08:15.600
Mace Windhu, you know, instead of Samuel Jackson, because you know,
2443
02:08:15.760 --> 02:08:18.960
as upset as I am that he wasn't used to
2444
02:08:19.039 --> 02:08:21.960
his fullest in those movies. He never had the chance
2445
02:08:22.039 --> 02:08:24.760
to go out there and say, hey, where's my lightsaber?
2446
02:08:25.159 --> 02:08:28.279
Which one the one that says badass? Motherfucker on it,
2447
02:08:28.479 --> 02:08:30.600
Like I really would have loved to have said that
2448
02:08:30.720 --> 02:08:34.479
in Star Wars, but you know, George Lucas kid friendly film,
2449
02:08:34.760 --> 02:08:38.399
nothing like that's gonna really happen, even though probably should
2450
02:08:38.439 --> 02:08:41.600
have at some point. So he sends the kids after
2451
02:08:41.680 --> 02:08:44.800
Booger and fat Dude over here. As we go back
2452
02:08:44.840 --> 02:08:47.520
to Booger's apartment and Booger for some reason is just
2453
02:08:47.640 --> 02:08:50.199
walking around and just a towel in the place, and
2454
02:08:50.359 --> 02:08:53.359
we get the one scene of like side ass in
2455
02:08:53.479 --> 02:08:57.279
the movie from behind the fucking shower curtain, which happens
2456
02:08:57.319 --> 02:08:59.680
to be Booger. So if you and it's not even
2457
02:08:59.800 --> 02:09:02.479
like you don't get it's behind a curtain, right, and
2458
02:09:02.640 --> 02:09:04.960
it's like a crappy one of those like shower liner
2459
02:09:05.079 --> 02:09:07.600
type curtains that he's got going on there, so you
2460
02:09:07.760 --> 02:09:09.760
really can't see anything if you were trying to see
2461
02:09:09.800 --> 02:09:13.119
man ass. But it's still like even folded in a
2462
02:09:13.199 --> 02:09:16.399
way so that you're only seeing like part of the rump,
2463
02:09:16.840 --> 02:09:20.199
even though when you know Freddy goes in there and
2464
02:09:20.239 --> 02:09:22.640
slashes him the neck and then Tommy like you know,
2465
02:09:22.800 --> 02:09:25.720
shocks him. You can see Pubes, but you don't see
2466
02:09:25.760 --> 02:09:27.920
anything else that's there. You don't see his ass, You
2467
02:09:28.039 --> 02:09:30.159
just see him in the shower. So if you wanted
2468
02:09:30.239 --> 02:09:33.279
some nudity, there you go. You get pubes in this movie.
2469
02:09:33.720 --> 02:09:36.640
And you know, poor booger, he dies in the shower,
2470
02:09:37.640 --> 02:09:41.279
as you know. We then cut over to Vinnie and Sally,
2471
02:09:41.479 --> 02:09:44.439
who are busy in the car making out, and that's
2472
02:09:44.560 --> 02:09:47.520
when Vinnie is trying to get her, you know, to
2473
02:09:47.840 --> 02:09:50.399
give it up to what she says she's not ready for.
2474
02:09:50.920 --> 02:09:54.359
And that's when we find out the age of fucking
2475
02:09:54.600 --> 02:09:56.119
Sally in this movie.
2476
02:09:56.800 --> 02:09:58.439
I just don't want to, Vinnie.
2477
02:09:59.159 --> 02:10:00.640
I just don't want to, Vinnie.
2478
02:10:01.239 --> 02:10:02.159
You think that's funny.
2479
02:10:03.039 --> 02:10:05.199
Oh, come on, Sally, you know how I feel about you.
2480
02:10:05.279 --> 02:10:08.199
Right, that's not the point. I'm just not ready.
2481
02:10:09.159 --> 02:10:10.239
Well what do you mean you're not ready?
2482
02:10:10.279 --> 02:10:12.600
I mean you're almost sixteen, right, Look.
2483
02:10:12.560 --> 02:10:14.800
Vinny, if you can't wait, then maybe you better find
2484
02:10:14.800 --> 02:10:15.840
yourself another girlfriend.
2485
02:10:18.039 --> 02:10:24.159
All right, walk home? I will.
2486
02:10:25.520 --> 02:10:26.920
I hope you get run of of you a dumb
2487
02:10:26.960 --> 02:10:30.920
ass little bitch. Wait a second, Wait a second. So
2488
02:10:31.199 --> 02:10:36.239
this is a year later after they've been dating, and
2489
02:10:36.359 --> 02:10:40.560
he says, at this point, you're almost sixteen, So that
2490
02:10:40.760 --> 02:10:44.680
means that right now, she's fifteen years old. Means when
2491
02:10:44.720 --> 02:10:49.119
they were first dating, she was fourteen years old and
2492
02:10:49.479 --> 02:10:55.239
he has got to be at least eighteen nineteen. That's
2493
02:10:55.359 --> 02:10:59.479
fucking ridiculous. Like I like looked at her and even
2494
02:10:59.600 --> 02:11:01.479
I said to begin the podcast, I was like, oh, well,
2495
02:11:01.560 --> 02:11:04.199
she's probably like seventeen, you know, something like that. Oh
2496
02:11:04.359 --> 02:11:08.159
year later. Now if maybe she was like sixteen at
2497
02:11:08.199 --> 02:11:12.399
the time, and like even if he was eighteen, you know,
2498
02:11:12.600 --> 02:11:14.319
maybe you could have said, well he was seventeen, he
2499
02:11:14.399 --> 02:11:16.359
wasn't in school, but he was talking about, Oh, I'm
2500
02:11:16.359 --> 02:11:18.319
gonna go to school and i'm gonna go to business
2501
02:11:18.399 --> 02:11:20.239
and i'm gonna do all these things and hey, look
2502
02:11:20.239 --> 02:11:21.800
at me over you. I'm gonna be a better man
2503
02:11:21.880 --> 02:11:23.920
for you and
everything like that and we can get
2504
02:11:23.960 --> 02:11:27.199
back together. But he was saying it to basically a
2505
02:11:27.319 --> 02:11:31.880
fourteen year old girl, like come on, dude, Like, okay,
2506
02:11:31.960 --> 02:11:34.000
I can get it. If he was maybe you know,
2507
02:11:34.239 --> 02:11:36.960
it was high school, and even then i'd still be
2508
02:11:37.119 --> 02:11:41.880
like a senior dating a freshman, Like it's not uncommon,
2509
02:11:42.039 --> 02:11:46.960
it's not terrible because you're both there, but once you're like,
2510
02:11:47.239 --> 02:11:54.319
you know, an adult, like eighteen nineteen, I really don't
2511
02:11:54.359 --> 02:11:56.840
feel like you should be dating a fourteen year old,
2512
02:11:56.920 --> 02:11:58.840
and it would make sense that she would be the
2513
02:11:59.079 --> 02:12:03.439
same eight as freakin' Tommy, And that lends a little
2514
02:12:03.520 --> 02:12:07.399
more to what like he was saying to her, like, hey,
2515
02:12:07.960 --> 02:12:11.279
figure it out, Like he comes from a bad home.
2516
02:12:11.600 --> 02:12:15.560
He's a bad dude. And honestly, like maybe he was saying, like,
2517
02:12:16.000 --> 02:12:19.560
look at this dude, he's your boyfriend, and look at
2518
02:12:19.600 --> 02:12:23.199
how fucking old he is. He's your boyfriend. Maybe that
2519
02:12:23.319 --> 02:12:25.840
should be a fucking clue of the type of guy
2520
02:12:26.000 --> 02:12:29.640
that he actually is if he's that fucking old, Because
2521
02:12:29.720 --> 02:12:32.680
like I said, I get it, I get it when
2522
02:12:33.239 --> 02:12:36.279
you have you like you know people that maybe she
2523
02:12:36.560 --> 02:12:39.079
at the time of the filming in this movie, maybe
2524
02:12:39.399 --> 02:12:42.279
she was like nineteen and she looks like she's like
2525
02:12:42.479 --> 02:12:45.199
a lot younger. Right. They do that all the time
2526
02:12:45.239 --> 02:12:47.880
because they're gonna put him in situations. Even this movie,
2527
02:12:48.199 --> 02:12:50.640
they're putting it in a couple of situations that'd be like, oh,
2528
02:12:50.800 --> 02:12:53.399
you only want somebody that's like an adult, even though
2529
02:12:53.399 --> 02:12:55.600
they're gonna play a younger person. It's just to get
2530
02:12:55.640 --> 02:12:57.920
away with that type of thing for what we're going
2531
02:12:58.000 --> 02:13:00.560
to do in this film, Like, I really don't know
2532
02:13:00.640 --> 02:13:02.800
what age she was at the time of filming this movie.
2533
02:13:02.920 --> 02:13:05.000
I really don't want to look that up. It's not
2534
02:13:05.199 --> 02:13:08.239
something that I would really go back and actually look for,
2535
02:13:08.760 --> 02:13:10.920
especially when we had like this thing like, oh, hey,
2536
02:13:11.399 --> 02:13:13.520
you know, if she's supposed to be fourteen, does that
2537
02:13:13.600 --> 02:13:16.479
mean that she's really like a child actor? Like she's
2538
02:13:16.520 --> 02:13:19.039
a young teenage actor and she could have been a
2539
02:13:19.119 --> 02:13:22.119
little bit older than fourteen. Maybe she was seventeen for
2540
02:13:22.239 --> 02:13:24.840
this movie. And for you know, two of the scenes
2541
02:13:24.880 --> 02:13:27.720
she did. Again, if there's no nudity in this but
2542
02:13:27.840 --> 02:13:31.119
there's two scenes, I'm like, why are we doing this
2543
02:13:31.399 --> 02:13:34.039
or do we have some type of like stunt double
2544
02:13:34.319 --> 02:13:37.960
in those scenes to show those scenes that are there
2545
02:13:38.199 --> 02:13:41.680
in this movie? You know, those things going on and
2546
02:13:41.800 --> 02:13:43.319
when we're gonna get to it, because they're gonna be
2547
02:13:43.319 --> 02:13:46.600
coming up relatively soon, right in terms of where we're
2548
02:13:46.600 --> 02:13:50.199
going with in the movie. But it's still like weird
2549
02:13:50.279 --> 02:13:52.800
because this guy definitely looks like he's almost in his
2550
02:13:52.960 --> 02:13:57.640
thirties playing somebody that is younger, with her being a
2551
02:13:57.800 --> 02:14:00.680
lot younger. And now it's like, I get it's acting,
2552
02:14:00.840 --> 02:14:03.079
it's actors in this type of bullshit that's going on,
2553
02:14:03.560 --> 02:14:06.560
But I was just I was kind of blown away
2554
02:14:06.880 --> 02:14:09.159
by this little thing in the movie, and it was
2555
02:14:09.279 --> 02:14:11.520
just like weird to me. And it made sense with
2556
02:14:11.640 --> 02:14:14.479
her and Tommy because Tommy Devin looks like he's a
2557
02:14:14.479 --> 02:14:16.960
young teenager, Like I said, I think he's like fifteen
2558
02:14:17.119 --> 02:14:19.640
or something. In this now it makes sense that, like,
2559
02:14:19.840 --> 02:14:21.520
you know, the two of them would get together and
2560
02:14:21.560 --> 02:14:23.479
they'd kiss and all these other things, and she'd be
2561
02:14:23.520 --> 02:14:25.479
a little shy and he'd be a little like dorky
2562
02:14:25.560 --> 02:14:28.239
about it, not really understand what's going on, you know,
2563
02:14:29.359 --> 02:14:32.239
But she still decides to see him, And where the
2564
02:14:32.279 --> 02:14:34.960
hell are her parents in this whole situation with her
2565
02:14:35.159 --> 02:14:37.840
having a boyfriend that's that much older than she is,
2566
02:14:38.119 --> 02:14:41.359
right unless, of course, you know, he's meant to be
2567
02:14:41.560 --> 02:14:45.000
like sixteen and at the time and now he's seventeen,
2568
02:14:45.119 --> 02:14:47.520
but he's working for Big Mo. But he's talking about
2569
02:14:47.640 --> 02:14:49.279
I don't fucking know, I don't want to get into it,
2570
02:14:49.680 --> 02:14:52.640
and the weird implications that this would have for this
2571
02:14:52.880 --> 02:14:56.159
type of movie, for the whole thing. So he kicks
2572
02:14:56.479 --> 02:14:58.600
her out
of the car, tells the bitch to walk
2573
02:14:58.680 --> 02:15:01.199
home on her own. She takes off the necklace from
2574
02:15:01.239 --> 02:15:04.119
her neck, throws it at him and walks away, ending
2575
02:15:04.199 --> 02:15:07.840
her relationship with Vinnie for fucking good least, that's what
2576
02:15:07.920 --> 02:15:10.319
we're hoping is going to happen in this situation, right,
2577
02:15:10.760 --> 02:15:12.720
And then we go back to the apartment of Booger
2578
02:15:13.159 --> 02:15:15.800
as we see that, you know, fat man has fallen
2579
02:15:15.800 --> 02:15:18.279
asleep on the goddamn couch with a TV on the
2580
02:15:18.439 --> 02:15:21.760
you know, fuzz because I'm guessing still, I'm trying to
2581
02:15:21.760 --> 02:15:24.239
remember in ninety four if that still was a thing
2582
02:15:24.359 --> 02:15:26.880
that was happening. I think that it was not on
2583
02:15:27.039 --> 02:15:29.439
cable channels, but on like regular TV where they go
2584
02:15:29.600 --> 02:15:32.439
off the air and then it's just like TV static
2585
02:15:32.520 --> 02:15:34.920
that you have in the background, which is something that
2586
02:15:35.119 --> 02:15:39.479
just doesn't exist anymore. TV just continues, whether it's infomercials
2587
02:15:39.920 --> 02:15:44.720
or old you know, commercials for random fucking CD collections
2588
02:15:44.760 --> 02:15:47.600
that you could get. Oh it's the America Rocks of
2589
02:15:47.680 --> 02:15:52.399
the nineties. Oh it's you know, is that Freedom Rock?
2590
02:15:52.560 --> 02:15:54.640
You know those types of commercials that would show up
2591
02:15:54.640 --> 02:15:57.920
in the middle or Girls Gone Wild like that was
2592
02:15:58.039 --> 02:16:00.800
the big thing. I remember Comedy Central. You'd fall asleep
2593
02:16:01.319 --> 02:16:04.840
watching old reruns of south Park that they would have on,
2594
02:16:05.000 --> 02:16:06.479
and you'd wake up in the middle of the night,
2595
02:16:06.720 --> 02:16:09.720
and it'd be nothing but like random commercials for Girls
2596
02:16:09.800 --> 02:16:13.159
Gone Wild and whatever the fucking other porn videotapes that
2597
02:16:13.239 --> 02:16:14.800
you could pick up because it's two in the morning,
2598
02:16:15.039 --> 02:16:17.199
and they happen to be the loudest fucking commercial that
2599
02:16:17.239 --> 02:16:19.199
would wake you up in the middle night. You'd have
2600
02:16:19.319 --> 02:16:22.279
the commercial for like metamucal oh, and make sure that
2601
02:16:22.359 --> 02:16:24.119
you take this in the middle of the day so
2602
02:16:24.239 --> 02:16:26.840
that way that you can poop. Okay, okay, Grandma, you
2603
02:16:26.920 --> 02:16:29.199
really need that fiber and you're not processing it as
2604
02:16:29.279 --> 02:16:30.880
much as you could, and then all of a sudden,
2605
02:16:30.880 --> 02:16:33.719
the girl Girl's Gone Wild. It'd be the loudest fucking
2606
02:16:33.760 --> 02:16:36.719
commercial that you'd ever hear in your life. We got
2607
02:16:36.799 --> 02:16:39.879
the hottest chicks from around the fucking world.
2608
02:16:40.280 --> 02:16:44.079
You want Asians, you want Blacks, you want Mexicans, you
2609
02:16:44.200 --> 02:16:46.040
want a good old what southern girl?
2610
02:16:46.360 --> 02:16:47.360
We got it for you.
2611
02:16:47.879 --> 02:16:51.280
Boobs will be all over the place. Hey, mom, are
2612
02:16:51.319 --> 02:16:55.200
you listening to this? Your son is watching smut in
2613
02:16:55.360 --> 02:16:58.959
the middle of the night. Wake the fuck up because
2614
02:16:59.000 --> 02:17:00.879
it's girls on Wild.
2615
02:17:01.440 --> 02:17:04.239
Like those are the commercials that you would get in
2616
02:17:04.399 --> 02:17:06.959
the middle of the night that would wake you up
2617
02:17:07.200 --> 02:17:10.159
that everybody and their mother could fucking hear. But when
2618
02:17:10.159 --> 02:17:13.000
they would do the fucking oh yeah, we're gonna gonna
2619
02:17:13.000 --> 02:17:15.760
be showing you this uh way to do these knitting
2620
02:17:15.879 --> 02:17:18.479
stitches that we've got here, and you can get these
2621
02:17:18.639 --> 02:17:22.959
highlights books for everybody. Quiet at fucking commercial in the world,
2622
02:17:23.280 --> 02:17:26.360
South Park would come on, ain't Kenny, what's going on?
2623
02:17:26.760 --> 02:17:28.559
Quiet as fucking show you to ever, so you turn
2624
02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:29.840
it up just a little bit so that you could
2625
02:17:29.879 --> 02:17:31.840
listen to it to fall asleep, because at that time
2626
02:17:32.079 --> 02:17:34.239
we didn't have like the sleep timer on the TV.
2627
02:17:34.520 --> 02:17:36.479
And then those commercials would come on and they just
2628
02:17:36.719 --> 02:17:39.840
fucking blare to everybody and ruin your fucking ears like
2629
02:17:40.000 --> 02:17:44.120
I did on this podcast. But nonetheless, so we go
2630
02:17:44.280 --> 02:17:46.479
back over and fat Boy goes and looks for Booger.
2631
02:17:46.600 --> 02:17:48.760
He's like, man, it's been like five hours and you
2632
02:17:48.799 --> 02:17:51.360
still haven't come in the shower. He goes over the shower,
2633
02:17:51.639 --> 02:17:53.799
sees the water still running, turns it off. He's like, ah,
2634
02:17:53.879 --> 02:17:56.479
it's fucking nice cold, what's going on? Opens up the
2635
02:17:56.520 --> 02:17:58.280
other part of the shower, even though you can see
2636
02:17:58.319 --> 02:18:00.879
the legs of fucking Booger hanging out in the shower
2637
02:18:01.239 --> 02:18:05.079
and what happens, Well, Bugger's fucking dead, and so he
2638
02:18:05.280 --> 02:18:07.360
freaks the fuck out, backs up, and then all of
2639
02:18:07.399 --> 02:18:10.920
a sudden, the shrunken heads attack him and kill you know,
2640
02:18:11.079 --> 02:18:14.440
good old fat dude. That's there. We cut over to Vinnie,
2641
02:18:14.719 --> 02:18:17.520
and Vinnie's
driving up to mister Sumatra's place because he
2642
02:18:17.639 --> 02:18:19.879
hasn't seen the boys and he wants to know where
2643
02:18:20.000 --> 02:18:23.639
the fuck they are, so much for get out here.
2644
02:18:23.639 --> 02:18:24.399
I want to talk to you.
2645
02:18:26.200 --> 02:18:28.159
What do you want, doomed one?
2646
02:18:28.879 --> 02:18:29.959
Who you call him doomed?
2647
02:18:30.479 --> 02:18:33.479
I'll break your goddamn head now listen. I'm looking for
2648
02:18:33.600 --> 02:18:36.159
Booger and Putt, and I know that you've seen him
2649
02:18:36.479 --> 02:18:38.360
because they were on their way over here to see you.
2650
02:18:38.959 --> 02:18:43.280
Your friends are suffering the torments of hell, for they're
2651
02:18:43.360 --> 02:18:44.200
terrible sins.
2652
02:18:45.520 --> 02:18:48.840
Soon it will be your dune sins.
2653
02:18:48.879 --> 02:18:50.040
What do you know about my sins?
2654
02:18:51.280 --> 02:18:57.440
Your friends are in the alley over there, all right,
2655
02:19:01.559 --> 02:19:01.840
See you.
2656
02:19:01.920 --> 02:19:03.000
Later, afro pops.
2657
02:19:12.600 --> 02:19:14.079
What do you two idiots think you're doing?
2658
02:19:15.879 --> 02:19:25.000
You think this is funny? The garden.
2659
02:19:32.840 --> 02:19:35.040
Knit nachelluntity.
2660
02:19:38.000 --> 02:19:41.120
So you may have heard some things in the background there,
2661
02:19:41.280 --> 02:19:44.959
some random little noises that we've got going on. Well,
2662
02:19:45.120 --> 02:19:48.200
of course, that happens to be them farting, because as
2663
02:19:48.239 --> 02:19:50.879
you heard in the radio broadcast earlier as well, that
2664
02:19:51.079 --> 02:19:53.719
they did some like you know, they're not just zombies
2665
02:19:53.760 --> 02:19:55.959
that are cleaning everything doing good deeds, like these guys
2666
02:19:56.000 --> 02:19:59.399
are weeding the garden for mister Sumatra, but they also
2667
02:19:59.520 --> 02:20:03.079
are extreme flatulent, so they're farting up a storm as
2668
02:20:03.200 --> 02:20:06.239
they are zombies. And you know, they approach Vinnie there
2669
02:20:06.239 --> 02:20:09.200
as Vinnie approaches them, and they try to get him
2670
02:20:09.239 --> 02:20:11.479
to help weave the garden, and that's when Booger turns
2671
02:20:11.520 --> 02:20:13.840
around to him, and what you hear is him opening
2672
02:20:13.920 --> 02:20:16.280
his mouth and there's just a bunch of fucking worms
2673
02:20:16.639 --> 02:20:20.479
hanging out of his mouth as like trying to scare him,
2674
02:20:20.760 --> 02:20:24.559
and Vinnie just runs the fuck away, escaping the whole
2675
02:20:24.639 --> 02:20:27.959
thing and getting away from his boys that now have
2676
02:20:28.079 --> 02:20:30.600
been turned into some of the good deed zombies that
2677
02:20:30.680 --> 02:20:34.559
are there. We see Sally come back home from you know,
2678
02:20:34.799 --> 02:20:38.120
her long walk, after
being well after being dumped and
2679
02:20:38.360 --> 02:20:40.799
dumping Vinnie at the same time, I would say that
2680
02:20:40.879 --> 02:20:43.600
the feeling was mutual. And she's lying on her bed
2681
02:20:44.000 --> 02:20:46.200
and she's looking up and she looks at the image
2682
02:20:46.239 --> 02:20:48.639
of Tommy and she's crying and just kind of wishing
2683
02:20:48.719 --> 02:20:52.159
that he was there, and she falls asleep. We then
2684
02:20:52.239 --> 02:20:55.040
cut over to the morning where she's now walking into
2685
02:20:55.079 --> 02:20:59.399
the cemetery where Tommy is buried, and she's bringing flowers
2686
02:20:59.440 --> 02:21:02.479
over to his and she begins to explain to the
2687
02:21:02.600 --> 02:21:05.000
grave site that she should have been there and she
2688
02:21:05.200 --> 02:21:08.159
had something to confess to him, and she does confess
2689
02:21:08.280 --> 02:21:11.799
that to his grave to when Tommy the shrunken head
2690
02:21:11.879 --> 02:21:16.479
shows up. And we're gonna talk about something that happens
2691
02:21:16.639 --> 02:21:20.280
at the end of this clip, because you know, they
2692
02:21:20.399 --> 02:21:24.680
say in life that teenage boys are horny as fuck,
2693
02:21:24.920 --> 02:21:27.120
and I was a teenage boy, and yeah, it was
2694
02:21:27.200 --> 02:21:29.719
hard to, you know, conceal the boner, especially when it
2695
02:21:29.719 --> 02:21:32.719
would just randomly happen in the middle of class, because
2696
02:21:33.079 --> 02:21:35.079
you know, the girl next to you that you kind
2697
02:21:35.120 --> 02:21:36.840
of had the hots for, even though you're not like
2698
02:21:37.000 --> 02:21:39.920
totally into her, but she was wearing a tank top
2699
02:21:40.239 --> 02:21:42.719
and she hadn't started wearing a bra yet, so you
2700
02:21:42.799 --> 02:21:44.280
got to see a little side boom and then all
2701
02:21:44.280 --> 02:21:47.000
of a sudden, your little pecker decides to whoop, you know,
2702
02:21:47.239 --> 02:21:48.840
in the middle of there. You're like, holy shit, I
2703
02:21:48.920 --> 02:21:51.479
really need to learn how to fucking control this, whereas
2704
02:21:51.639 --> 02:21:54.920
nowadays from you know, some men around my age, you
2705
02:21:55.000 --> 02:21:56.879
know they need help in doing that, and we all
2706
02:21:56.920 --> 02:21:59.120
wish we could go back to the time where hey,
2707
02:21:59.319 --> 02:22:01.760
you know he was ready when he was ready, versus
2708
02:22:01.879 --> 02:22:04.239
now you know he maybe needs a little bit of fluffing.
2709
02:22:04.280 --> 02:22:07.760
You know, you get yourself a professional fluffer to help
2710
02:22:07.840 --> 02:22:11.440
you be fine, you know, not speaking from experience or
2711
02:22:11.440 --> 02:22:14.040
anything like that. No, no, no, no, never, never never.
2712
02:22:15.000 --> 02:22:19.000
But yeah, So anyway, let's let's find out what happens
2713
02:22:19.040 --> 02:22:20.280
between Tommy and Sally here.
2714
02:22:20.680 --> 02:22:23.879
I know I haven't visited you lately, but I never
2715
02:22:23.959 --> 02:22:29.920
forget about you. I wish I had the courage to
2716
02:22:30.040 --> 02:22:31.239
tell you how I really felt.
2717
02:22:34.120 --> 02:22:35.600
I guess I was afraid you would laugh.
2718
02:22:39.680 --> 02:22:45.840
So I'm gonna tell you now. I love you, Tommy,
2719
02:22:47.040 --> 02:22:51.280
even mummy little I think I loved you. I wish
2720
02:22:51.319 --> 02:22:52.440
you were here so badly.
2721
02:22:53.360 --> 02:22:57.200
I am here, Sally, Well, don't be afraid.
2722
02:22:56.879 --> 02:23:01.200
Sally, it's me.
2723
02:23:02.399 --> 02:23:03.239
It's Tommy.
2724
02:23:05.280 --> 02:23:05.959
Oh my god.
2725
02:23:06.159 --> 02:23:08.799
No, mister Somat brought me back from the dead.
2726
02:23:09.479 --> 02:23:11.879
It was Benny who murdered me. So I can't believe.
2727
02:23:11.959 --> 02:23:17.159
If I won't, I will show you Sally, I will
2728
02:23:17.239 --> 02:23:19.479
implant my memories inside your skull and you will know
2729
02:23:19.600 --> 02:23:24.680
the truth. Beare witness, Sally bare witnesses. My life was
2730
02:23:24.719 --> 02:23:27.040
so cruelly torn for me in the prime of my youth.
2731
02:23:28.000 --> 02:23:31.639
Mister Somatra came to where I lie awaiting burial, severing
2732
02:23:31.799 --> 02:23:33.120
my head from my corpse.
2733
02:23:34.040 --> 02:23:36.079
He prepared my head so that it could.
2734
02:23:35.959 --> 02:23:40.520
Receive my restless, wandering spirit once more. And when he
2735
02:23:40.719 --> 02:23:43.280
raised me from the dead, he taught me to use
2736
02:23:43.360 --> 02:23:47.399
my special powers so that I could revenge upon Vinnie
2737
02:23:47.440 --> 02:23:50.799
and his friends for so cruelly murdering me. That's such
2738
02:23:50.840 --> 02:23:52.360
a young and tender age.
2739
02:23:58.159 --> 02:24:00.799
Now you know what happened that night, Sally, our lovers
2740
02:24:00.879 --> 02:24:01.399
cut short.
2741
02:24:03.680 --> 02:24:07.920
Oh my god, Tommy, let me be close to you now, Sally,
2742
02:24:09.079 --> 02:24:10.559
let us share a last embrace.
2743
02:24:11.559 --> 02:24:12.360
How can we do that?
2744
02:24:14.360 --> 02:24:15.879
I will show you, Sally.
2745
02:24:18.079 --> 02:24:19.200
Tony, what are you doing?
2746
02:24:21.440 --> 02:24:22.600
I can't see.
2747
02:24:24.399 --> 02:24:24.719
Tommy.
2748
02:24:24.760 --> 02:24:26.399
Wait, Tommy come back.
2749
02:24:28.000 --> 02:24:31.000
So he goes and you know, visit her as she's
2750
02:24:31.159 --> 02:24:34.360
visiting his grave back there, and then he uses his
2751
02:24:34.600 --> 02:24:39.360
other power to transfer his memories into her, knocking her
2752
02:24:39.399 --> 02:24:42.399
onto the grass, but you know, laying her down softly.
2753
02:24:42.479 --> 02:24:45.200
He doesn't just like zapp her and she like oh
2754
02:24:45.920 --> 02:24:48.239
and then falls down. No, he kind of like hits her,
2755
02:24:48.280 --> 02:24:51.600
and then she slowly falls backwards onto the grass, possibly
2756
02:24:51.719 --> 02:24:55.120
ruining somebody else's grave. But fuck them, that's not Tommy's grave, right,
2757
02:24:55.319 --> 02:24:57.600
because she runs away from him when she first sees him,
2758
02:24:57.799 --> 02:25:00.479
and I'd fucking run too. As he's trying to explain, Hey,
2759
02:25:00.680 --> 02:25:03.200
I'm back from the dead and Vinnie killed me. No, no,
2760
02:25:03.360 --> 02:25:05.079
I won't hear it. He came from a bad home.
2761
02:25:05.120 --> 02:25:07.639
I can't believe he did that shit. He's like, Nope,
2762
02:25:07.719 --> 02:25:09.959
that's not what happened. He fucking killed me. Here, I'm
2763
02:25:09.959 --> 02:25:13.520
gonna show you. And then like after she's professed her
2764
02:25:13.719 --> 02:25:16.760
love for him, after the dude's fucking dead, like, I
2765
02:25:16.840 --> 02:25:18.920
think I loved you all this time, even when we
2766
02:25:18.959 --> 02:25:22.440
were little kids. I think I loved you, like you know, Okay,
2767
02:25:22.520 --> 02:25:24.840
maybe you would have sounded silly, but at least he
2768
02:25:24.879 --> 02:25:27.239
would have fucking known. You went up to him and
2769
02:25:27.319 --> 02:25:29.920
you kissed him. That means that you liked him and
2770
02:25:30.040 --> 02:25:32.120
you wanted to be with him, and you're making out
2771
02:25:32.200 --> 02:25:35.559
with him, Like, just say, then, you know, I think
2772
02:25:35.600 --> 02:25:37.760
I've always been in love with you. Tommy, Just fucking
2773
02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:40.120
say it. Just get it fucking over with. You don't
2774
02:25:40.319 --> 02:25:42.959
have any other days. Maybe tomorrow, you know you're gonna die.
2775
02:25:43.040 --> 02:25:45.520
He's gonna die. Profess your love, be done with it,
2776
02:25:45.959 --> 02:25:47.760
and you don't have to fucking worry about it. That's
2777
02:25:47.760 --> 02:25:51.280
why kids are fucking stupid. But nonetheless, what what what
2778
02:25:51.360 --> 02:25:53.399
are you gonna lose? What are you gonna lose? Honestly,
2779
02:25:53.479 --> 02:25:56.319
you're not gonna lose anything, all right. Maybe it's gonna
2780
02:25:56.319 --> 02:25:58.399
be like, oh, he's not gonna reciprocate. Oh well you
2781
02:25:58.479 --> 02:26:00.799
got rejected. At least you have your thing. But he
2782
02:26:00.959 --> 02:26:03.319
did make out with you, so I'm pretty sure he's
2783
02:26:03.440 --> 02:26:08.840
receptive to the idea. Okay. But nonetheless, so she sees
2784
02:26:08.920 --> 02:26:11.639
it and then she's like, oh my god, Like what
2785
02:26:11.799 --> 02:26:13.120
do we do? He's like, I just want to be
2786
02:26:13.239 --> 02:26:15.520
close to you, Sally, And it's like, oh, well, how
2787
02:26:15.559 --> 02:26:18.159
are we gonna do that? Well, I may not have
2788
02:26:18.280 --> 02:26:20.920
a dick, but I still got hormones, so I need
2789
02:26:21.079 --> 02:26:23.840
to get me some. And he like floats over to
2790
02:26:24.000 --> 02:26:27.680
it and then goes up her shirt and like I
2791
02:26:27.799 --> 02:26:30.959
can only assume sucks on a tit Like that's the
2792
02:26:31.040 --> 02:26:34.000
only thing that I feel like he can do is like, here,
2793
02:26:34.520 --> 02:26:36.840
let me embrace you in the only way I know how.
2794
02:26:38.959 --> 02:26:45.680
Tommy needs Milki's. Tommy really needs those milkies. You know,
2795
02:26:46.680 --> 02:26:49.479
I don't fucking know what does a shrunken head do
2796
02:26:49.959 --> 02:26:53.639
to be like close to somebody other than like, you know,
2797
02:26:53.959 --> 02:26:56.440
goes up her goddamn shirt and she's like, no, I
2798
02:26:56.520 --> 02:26:59.079
can't stand it. And then she like opens up her
2799
02:26:59.159 --> 02:27:01.280
shirt and you get a shot of like, you know,
2800
02:27:01.399 --> 02:27:04.559
her covered boobs. And that's where I'm like, I hope
2801
02:27:04.840 --> 02:27:07.760
that that was a stunt boob right there, especially if
2802
02:27:07.879 --> 02:27:10.360
she was like around the age that she should be,
2803
02:27:10.479 --> 02:27:12.680
because I don't want to be looking at nobody's boobs
2804
02:27:12.959 --> 02:27:16.000
like in ninety four whatever, I'll look at those boobs
2805
02:27:16.079 --> 02:27:20.239
all the fucking time. Here in you know, twenty twenty five,
2806
02:27:20.639 --> 02:27:23.399
I Am not gonna be looking at those boobs, like
2807
02:27:24.120 --> 02:27:28.000
whether they're inside of a bra or not, Like no, no,
2808
02:27:28.319 --> 02:27:32.239
that's okay, Yeah they're boobs, but it's fine. I'll turn
2809
02:27:32.280 --> 02:27:35.399
away for this moment. And so like just flashes the
2810
02:27:35.479 --> 02:27:38.000
camera as he flies out. Then he flies away. So
2811
02:27:38.399 --> 02:27:41.479
Tommy got his and then he fucking bolted, you know,
2812
02:27:41.680 --> 02:27:43.719
probably like her dad did when he said he was
2813
02:27:43.760 --> 02:27:46.280
going out for milk and cigarettes. I really don't know,
2814
02:27:46.360 --> 02:27:47.959
because I haven't seen any of her parents in this
2815
02:27:48.040 --> 02:27:49.840
fucking movie, so I don't know if either of them
2816
02:27:49.879 --> 02:27:53.040
are fucking around, and she lives with Grandmama somewhere out there.
2817
02:27:53.319 --> 02:27:55.440
Maybe they went on an expedition somewhere. They said they
2818
02:27:55.440 --> 02:27:57.799
were gonna go to some random island to go and
2819
02:27:58.280 --> 02:28:01.680
you know, find some quote unquot dinosaurs and don't worry,
2820
02:28:01.840 --> 02:28:04.280
we'll be back, you know, And then they never fucking
2821
02:28:04.319 --> 02:28:10.239
showed back up. So it's just it's crazy that that's
2822
02:28:10.360 --> 02:28:14.239
exactly like what they
did for this, that he went
2823
02:28:14.440 --> 02:28:17.120
up her fucking shirt and then flew out of her
2824
02:28:17.159 --> 02:28:18.600
shirt and went a wait, this is the way i'm
2825
02:28:18.639 --> 02:28:20.959
gonna show you that I love you and that will embrace.
2826
02:28:21.159 --> 02:28:23.760
I'm gonna go rub against your titties. I'm gonna motor
2827
02:28:23.799 --> 02:28:26.639
boat that shit because I need to get me some
2828
02:28:26.840 --> 02:28:29.200
You don't know what it's like, how horny I was
2829
02:28:29.319 --> 02:28:32.360
that day, How you know, my little Tommy went fucking
2830
02:28:32.440 --> 02:28:34.200
crazy and I couldn't do anything about it. I had
2831
02:28:34.239 --> 02:28:36.639
the worst fucking blue balls of my life, and I
2832
02:28:36.799 --> 02:28:39.239
was left dying with those blue balls because I thought
2833
02:28:39.280 --> 02:28:42.120
that this justice boner would go away, and how happy
2834
02:28:42.159 --> 02:28:44.440
you would be that I turned in Big Mo and
2835
02:28:44.799 --> 02:28:47.159
that you would, you know, really profess yourself to me,
2836
02:28:47.479 --> 02:28:49.360
and then I could get rid of this. But instead
2837
02:28:49.479 --> 02:28:53.360
I died with a justice blue ball boner over there.
2838
02:28:53.520 --> 02:28:56.719
And that's what I've been caring for these past well,
2839
02:28:56.760 --> 02:28:59.600
I guess this past year. And you don't know what
2840
02:28:59.639 --> 02:29:02.399
it's like to have a spirit that has the memory
2841
02:29:02.520 --> 02:29:05.280
of my justice boner, and I need to release it somehow,
2842
02:29:05.360 --> 02:29:07.200
even though I can't get rid of it. So he
2843
02:29:07.360 --> 02:29:10.360
has like a phantom justice boner is what he's fucking got.
2844
02:29:10.719 --> 02:29:13.959
So he gets his, he flies off, and then she
2845
02:29:14.280 --> 02:29:18.000
goes over to mister Sumatra's place after he's explained everything
2846
02:29:18.360 --> 02:29:21.879
and confronts mister Sumatra, who tries to brush it off
2847
02:29:21.920 --> 02:29:24.280
in the beginning. And she's like, let me see Tommy,
2848
02:29:24.319 --> 02:29:26.600
and he's like, Tommy's not here. She's like, fuck you,
2849
02:29:26.719 --> 02:29:29.280
I know exactly what's going on. I saw the goddamn
2850
02:29:29.319 --> 02:29:32.280
shrunk and heads barges her way and sees the cauldron
2851
02:29:32.319 --> 02:29:34.879
that's boiling there, and then confronts him and tries to
2852
02:29:34.920 --> 02:29:36.280
get the information out of him.
2853
02:29:36.520 --> 02:29:38.239
He said Vinnie Bennadetti killed him.
2854
02:29:39.200 --> 02:29:39.840
That is true.
2855
02:29:41.040 --> 02:29:42.559
I dated Vinnie for nearly a year.
2856
02:29:43.159 --> 02:29:44.840
If you knew he was a killer, why didn't you
2857
02:29:44.920 --> 02:29:45.280
warn me?
2858
02:29:47.079 --> 02:29:52.200
Good and Hostsome girls in their teens experience loving feelings
2859
02:29:52.799 --> 02:29:53.920
in their hearts.
2860
02:29:53.639 --> 02:29:59.239
For evil doers, Olly, but mights me. Boys will revenge.
2861
02:30:00.920 --> 02:30:02.479
Wait a second, how many are there?
2862
02:30:03.639 --> 02:30:08.879
You seen Tommy? Behold the other three together?
2863
02:30:10.159 --> 02:30:12.319
Jesus God in heaven, mister smatch, how would you be
2864
02:30:12.440 --> 02:30:13.000
so cruel?
2865
02:30:13.399 --> 02:30:14.200
Cruel it is?
2866
02:30:14.280 --> 02:30:15.280
It's the cruelest thing there.
2867
02:30:15.200 --> 02:30:19.479
Ever was, no Sally, for these boys are no longer
2868
02:30:19.639 --> 02:30:23.520
human in any sensitive way. These beings that you confront
2869
02:30:23.639 --> 02:30:28.799
now shed no tears, have no sympathy, nor do they suffer, Sally.
2870
02:30:30.520 --> 02:30:34.399
What animates them now is to desire for revenge.
2871
02:30:35.000 --> 02:30:37.760
I refuse to believe that Tommy was too good of
2872
02:30:37.840 --> 02:30:41.200
a person. He cared about people, He believed in doing
2873
02:30:41.239 --> 02:30:43.440
the right thing until.
2874
02:30:43.200 --> 02:30:43.959
It got him killed.
2875
02:30:44.920 --> 02:30:47.479
He is a fine boy, that is true.
2876
02:30:47.520 --> 02:30:50.319
But his body may be dead. But Tommy's spirit that's
2877
02:30:50.360 --> 02:30:52.959
a different thing altogether. Nothing can touch that.
2878
02:30:54.239 --> 02:30:58.360
Perhaps you're right, my child. Love can do many strange
2879
02:30:58.479 --> 02:30:59.600
and wonderful things.
2880
02:31:00.879 --> 02:31:05.239
Forgive me, Sally, I know I discussed you now, no,
2881
02:31:05.719 --> 02:31:06.319
it was just a.
2882
02:31:06.360 --> 02:31:07.440
Shock of seeing you like that.
2883
02:31:08.520 --> 02:31:12.760
But you're still Tommy, and if you discussed me, I
2884
02:31:12.799 --> 02:31:13.799
wouldn't be able to do this.
2885
02:31:23.920 --> 02:31:28.680
Never ever seen her, but human head made so small
2886
02:31:29.680 --> 02:31:31.879
to show affection of dissord.
2887
02:31:34.440 --> 02:31:36.200
I told you, Tommy, spirit winches.
2888
02:31:35.959 --> 02:31:36.719
Roll over and die.
2889
02:31:37.600 --> 02:31:39.680
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we're
2890
02:31:39.680 --> 02:31:42.639
gonna get into that last bit that's there. Wait wait
2891
02:31:42.639 --> 02:31:44.959
wait wait wait wait why why why are we doing this? Why?
2892
02:31:45.040 --> 02:31:47.840
Why why are we even doing this? Why? Why why? Okay,
2893
02:31:48.120 --> 02:31:50.360
So she confronts him and then she tries to tell
2894
02:31:50.399 --> 02:31:53.959
mister Sumatra missus. Jamatra's like, no, they're just beings of
2895
02:31:54.120 --> 02:31:57.000
vengeance now, so you can't really do anything about it,
2896
02:31:57.399 --> 02:31:59.959
you know. That's what drives him, that's what motivates them.
2897
02:32:00.079 --> 02:32:03.319
They don't have
emotions, they don't have feelings, they don't
2898
02:32:03.360 --> 02:32:06.920
know anything of love. Okay, don't be a stupid idiot.
2899
02:32:06.920 --> 02:32:08.319
And I love how he tells her too. You know,
2900
02:32:09.079 --> 02:32:12.799
young teenage girls, Uh, they're fucking stupid and they like
2901
02:32:12.959 --> 02:32:15.639
the people. They like the bad boys. They don't realize
2902
02:32:15.719 --> 02:32:18.479
that the good boys. You know, this fucking trope that
2903
02:32:18.559 --> 02:32:22.120
everybody tells everybody that oh, just girls always like the
2904
02:32:22.319 --> 02:32:25.360
bad guys. They always like the the guys that treat
2905
02:32:25.440 --> 02:32:28.040
them wrong. And that's why I can't get a date.
2906
02:32:28.360 --> 02:32:30.600
I'm the good guy, and it creates that whole other
2907
02:32:30.680 --> 02:32:33.319
stupid fucking professor sona that's out there that like, no,
2908
02:32:33.840 --> 02:32:36.520
I was the good one. You know, everybody. I think
2909
02:32:36.719 --> 02:32:39.360
every dude, no matter what type of dude you are,
2910
02:32:39.879 --> 02:32:43.399
has thought that way at some point, right, And there
2911
02:32:43.479 --> 02:32:48.159
are genuinely nice dudes that they're not creeps. And you know,
2912
02:32:48.360 --> 02:32:50.639
you know, it goes both ways, because there's people that
2913
02:32:50.760 --> 02:32:53.719
tell them that, you know, those types of nice dudes,
2914
02:32:53.799 --> 02:32:56.920
that you can't be that guy because it's creepy and
2915
02:32:57.479 --> 02:32:59.840
you know, you shouldn't be acting that way to women.
2916
02:33:00.000 --> 02:33:02.200
And they don't really, they're not really receptive of that
2917
02:33:02.360 --> 02:33:05.559
type of thing. And YadA YadA, YadA, yah YadA like
2918
02:33:05.719 --> 02:33:09.360
that type of thing that's there, right, I get that
2919
02:33:09.840 --> 02:33:12.239
that type of thing, and it really hurts those guys
2920
02:33:12.319 --> 02:33:16.319
that are just genuinely nice guys and treat people well,
2921
02:33:16.760 --> 02:33:21.200
and then for some reason they just can't get anything right.
2922
02:33:21.280 --> 02:33:25.079
And I'm not just talking about sex, like they go after,
2923
02:33:25.239 --> 02:33:27.879
you know, and sometimes those nice guys go after the
2924
02:33:28.000 --> 02:33:30.879
girls that are not good for them either, But it's
2925
02:33:30.959 --> 02:33:33.959
the ones that are just like, eh, well, I'll never
2926
02:33:34.079 --> 02:33:36.639
get a girlfriend because me me me, me, me, me
2927
02:33:36.719 --> 02:33:39.159
me me. The only like the bad boys and the
2928
02:33:39.200 --> 02:33:41.600
people that wanted I could treat it right now, Sometimes
2929
02:33:41.639 --> 02:33:43.799
it just doesn't work out. That's just the way that
2930
02:33:43.920 --> 02:33:47.040
it is. She's not that into you. You just need
2931
02:33:47.120 --> 02:33:49.840
to accept it.
Rejections a fucking thing, Get the fuck
2932
02:33:49.920 --> 02:33:51.760
over it. But I'm pretty sure that some of the
2933
02:33:51.799 --> 02:33:54.239
bad guys also went through those things. And some of
2934
02:33:54.280 --> 02:33:58.040
the bad guys too, can't have a tough exterior. They're
2935
02:33:58.120 --> 02:34:00.840
not all fucking assholes all the time. They can be
2936
02:34:00.920 --> 02:34:03.600
a prick, but when they were with the right person,
2937
02:34:04.200 --> 02:34:07.479
with that person, they're like the sweetest person ever in
2938
02:34:07.520 --> 02:34:10.959
the world. Maybe they have views that don't agree with yours.
2939
02:34:11.319 --> 02:34:13.959
Maybe they're an asshole to the people. They're just very
2940
02:34:14.079 --> 02:34:16.600
stubborn in the way that they are, but the way
2941
02:34:16.719 --> 02:34:20.360
that they treat their relationship is truly loving, and it
2942
02:34:20.520 --> 02:34:24.040
really is something about that. They're just like strong in
2943
02:34:24.120 --> 02:34:27.200
their personality and it's something that you don't jive with.
2944
02:34:27.760 --> 02:34:31.200
So are there bad dudes that are just bad dudes
2945
02:34:31.280 --> 02:34:35.000
and treat people terribly. Fuck yes, are there good dudes
2946
02:34:35.040 --> 02:34:37.920
who really aren't good dudes and are just bad dudes?
2947
02:34:38.479 --> 02:34:40.760
Fuck yes? Okay, that's all I'm trying to get off
2948
02:34:40.840 --> 02:34:44.319
my soapbox at this moment. But it's just like this
2949
02:34:44.600 --> 02:34:47.520
stereotype in here where it's like, oh, well, girls only
2950
02:34:47.680 --> 02:34:49.680
like the bad guys when they're young, and then they'll
2951
02:34:49.719 --> 02:34:51.440
realize that the good guys are the ones that they
2952
02:34:51.600 --> 02:34:53.159
got to get the fuck out of here with that
2953
02:34:53.280 --> 02:34:57.920
bullshit that they have in there. Yeah, there's something about
2954
02:34:58.120 --> 02:35:00.479
the mystery. It's the same thing for dudes. It's the
2955
02:35:00.559 --> 02:35:02.760
same thing for me and some of the people I've dated.
2956
02:35:03.040 --> 02:35:06.040
It's just like there's something about that person and the
2957
02:35:06.159 --> 02:35:09.479
way that they act that just happens to be enticing.
2958
02:35:09.600 --> 02:35:12.159
Maybe it's something that like, oh I don't really do
2959
02:35:12.280 --> 02:35:15.479
that stuff, but for some reason that attracts me, you know.
2960
02:35:15.760 --> 02:35:19.280
And then again you date that person and they they're
2961
02:35:19.399 --> 02:35:22.840
not really like their exterior when you're with them one
2962
02:35:22.920 --> 02:35:26.040
on one. You know, it'd be like me being attractive
2963
02:35:26.120 --> 02:35:28.879
to like the alternative girls that are out there, people
2964
02:35:28.959 --> 02:35:32.000
that have like a lot of tattoos and maybe they
2965
02:35:32.479 --> 02:35:35.239
do pale things, like their skin is paler than normal
2966
02:35:35.280 --> 02:35:38.479
because they put stuff on and whatever, and some people
2967
02:35:38.559 --> 02:35:40.440
may look at that person like, E know, why would
2968
02:35:40.479 --> 02:35:42.600
you want to be with somebody like that? And I'm
2969
02:35:42.639 --> 02:35:45.440
like I kind of find that attractive. I don't know why,
2970
02:35:45.799 --> 02:35:48.239
I just do. And then you meet some of those
2971
02:35:48.239 --> 02:35:50.239
people and they've got the kind of souls in the
2972
02:35:50.319 --> 02:35:53.399
fucking world, right, Some of them are assholes, some of
2973
02:35:53.440 --> 02:35:56.000
them are not. And it's just about how do you
2974
02:35:56.079 --> 02:35:58.559
get to know somebody? You know, it's like saying that
2975
02:35:58.799 --> 02:36:01.559
you don't like fat chick and because of just the
2976
02:36:01.680 --> 02:36:04.120
way they look, but you get to know somebody and
2977
02:36:04.200 --> 02:36:06.520
then you're with him regardless of the way that they are.
2978
02:36:06.760 --> 02:36:08.840
I mean, it just happens. And that's the way fucking
2979
02:36:08.920 --> 02:36:11.639
things are anyway, need get off the goddamn soap box again.
2980
02:36:11.959 --> 02:36:16.360
But to get to the big point here of her
2981
02:36:17.000 --> 02:36:19.920
like going in there and the way that she's gonna
2982
02:36:20.040 --> 02:36:24.360
prove to mister Sumatra that no, that's not what Tommy is.
2983
02:36:24.479 --> 02:36:27.280
Tommy's a good person, Tommy believes in the right thing.
2984
02:36:27.600 --> 02:36:30.440
He still has feelings, he still has hope, he still
2985
02:36:30.479 --> 02:36:34.600
has YadA, YadA, YadA, And she like turns around and
2986
02:36:34.760 --> 02:36:38.559
like it's so ridiculous because he like floats out and
2987
02:36:38.600 --> 02:36:40.479
he's like, I know you discussed me. He said, no,
2988
02:36:40.920 --> 02:36:42.920
that's not what if you discussed me, could I do this?
2989
02:36:43.319 --> 02:36:46.239
And so she turns around and opens her fucking blouse
2990
02:36:46.319 --> 02:36:50.239
and flashes them her tits like she so that he
2991
02:36:50.399 --> 02:36:53.520
can go back inside of her dress and fucking lay
2992
02:36:53.680 --> 02:36:58.520
against her tits Like why why why is he doing
2993
02:36:58.680 --> 02:36:59.719
Like why are we doing this?
2994
02:37:01.040 --> 02:37:01.079
What?
2995
02:37:02.079 --> 02:37:07.520
Why is that the reason why it's so bad? Oh
2996
02:37:07.840 --> 02:37:12.799
my god, I can't believe the whole thing that's going here,
2997
02:37:13.319 --> 02:37:17.000
Like if I was disgusted by you, I wouldn't show
2998
02:37:17.040 --> 02:37:23.719
you my preuvecent titties. Here come suckle big boy, Like
2999
02:37:24.079 --> 02:37:28.520
oh god. So like she proves that he does have
3000
02:37:28.600 --> 02:37:30.959
a heart. There's like an image of his
head next
3001
02:37:31.000 --> 02:37:33.479
to the boobs, like lying on the boobs there and
3002
02:37:33.559 --> 02:37:37.719
her crying and being so happy that she's sharing her
3003
02:37:37.799 --> 02:37:40.280
tits with his head. I don't know, and he's just
3004
02:37:40.399 --> 02:37:42.760
like laying there and it's meant to be sweet, but
3005
02:37:42.920 --> 02:37:46.639
it's so just fucking weird that that's the way. And
3006
02:37:46.680 --> 02:37:50.360
then Miss Sumatra's just so astounded by the fact that
3007
02:37:50.520 --> 02:37:53.360
he shows love and no head has ever done this before.
3008
02:37:53.799 --> 02:37:56.440
And yes, this is the way that they are. So
3009
02:37:57.399 --> 02:37:59.920
we cut back over to Vinnie, who is like free
3010
02:38:00.200 --> 02:38:02.799
out in his apartment right because he ran into Booger
3011
02:38:03.040 --> 02:38:04.879
and you know, a fat dude that happened to be
3012
02:38:04.959 --> 02:38:08.040
the zombies, and he's like hiding out there. He's smoking
3013
02:38:08.120 --> 02:38:11.319
a ton, he's drinking shots of whatever the fuck he's
3014
02:38:11.360 --> 02:38:14.479
drinking water but it's probably supposed to be vodka or tequila.
3015
02:38:14.559 --> 02:38:17.559
Where the fuck he drinking, And he's like got his
3016
02:38:17.680 --> 02:38:21.120
gun ready in case they come in, and he hides
3017
02:38:21.200 --> 02:38:24.040
in a corner until he falls asleep, and when he
3018
02:38:24.159 --> 02:38:27.559
falls asleep, that's their time to strike as they break
3019
02:38:27.639 --> 02:38:30.840
into his like now big furnished apartment that he's got
3020
02:38:30.959 --> 02:38:33.319
there and they start to go after him. And he's
3021
02:38:33.360 --> 02:38:36.159
got this fucking neon sign in the background that just
3022
02:38:36.200 --> 02:38:40.319
says cool, like it looks cool, but it looks fucking stupid.
3023
02:38:40.559 --> 02:38:43.520
And he's also got this like bird like painting on
3024
02:38:43.559 --> 02:38:45.920
the wall, like it's terrible, like the direct decoration of
3025
02:38:46.040 --> 02:38:49.159
this guy like probably is somebody that's only like fifteen
3026
02:38:49.239 --> 02:38:52.239
years old, but not really. And he's also got a
3027
02:38:52.360 --> 02:38:56.280
painting that lights up in the background like like the
3028
02:38:56.399 --> 02:38:58.840
cheesiest fucking painting that you could possibly have in the
3029
02:38:58.920 --> 02:39:00.879
world is one that has a ton of lights or
3030
02:39:00.959 --> 02:39:03.879
light has like backlit and shit and like makes the
3031
02:39:04.079 --> 02:39:07.120
water flow, but instead it's like a scene of Italy
3032
02:39:07.239 --> 02:39:09.319
where the lights are on the background. This is where
3033
02:39:09.360 --> 02:39:12.360
you know you have too much money and terrible taste
3034
02:39:12.399 --> 02:39:15.000
to buy some bullshit like that. But he gets out
3035
02:39:15.000 --> 02:39:17.319
of the apartment by diving out of the window, and
3036
02:39:17.440 --> 02:39:19.680
it looks like he's on like the second or third story,
3037
02:39:20.079 --> 02:39:22.799
but I don't know where the fuck he is. He
3038
02:39:22.920 --> 02:39:25.319
dives out, goes in the street, and more zombies come
3039
02:39:25.399 --> 02:39:28.000
after him, and he like freaks the fuck out to
3040
02:39:28.120 --> 02:39:31.360
the point that he's surrounded by zombies. He's asking for
3041
02:39:31.479 --> 02:39:34.920
mister Sumatra for whatever he did, just take get them
3042
02:39:34.920 --> 02:39:37.280
away from me, Get them away from me. And then
3043
02:39:37.360 --> 02:39:39.879
he begins to, like I said, be surrounded by all
3044
02:39:39.879 --> 02:39:41.879
the different zombies are out there. And then he runs
3045
02:39:41.959 --> 02:39:45.280
into the shrunken heads and he ends up running away
3046
02:39:45.319 --> 02:39:48.600
from them because they really don't do anything. They just
3047
02:39:48.719 --> 02:39:51.840
kind of like taunt him and smile as they're like
3048
02:39:51.959 --> 02:39:54.879
scaring the living shit out of him. I don't know why,
3049
02:39:55.399 --> 02:39:58.000
you know, Freddy didn't pull out his shank and slice
3050
02:39:58.040 --> 02:40:01.159
his neck and Tommy didn't use his light powers and
3051
02:40:01.440 --> 02:40:05.639
you know, go after him. And I just don't get
3052
02:40:06.000 --> 02:40:10.159
why they didn't bother to just take Vinnie out right there,
3053
02:40:10.559 --> 02:40:13.440
but instead they're playing with their you know, their prey,
3054
02:40:13.840 --> 02:40:16.680
I guess. So we then cut back over to the
3055
02:40:16.760 --> 02:40:21.159
apartment and we see that this is fucking great too,
3056
02:40:21.840 --> 02:40:24.799
that mister Sumatra is getting them prepared because they're gonna
3057
02:40:24.840 --> 02:40:27.959
go to Big Mo's and attack, and he's talking with
3058
02:40:28.120 --> 02:40:30.600
Sally and he's trying to explain a little more and
3059
02:40:30.959 --> 02:40:33.879
she wants to help them get their revenge as well,
3060
02:40:34.360 --> 02:40:37.200
and you know he wants her to be involved, but
3061
02:40:37.280 --> 02:40:40.040
there's only one way that you know, she can help out.
3062
02:40:40.520 --> 02:40:44.600
As I love how he explains to her, like, you know,
3063
02:40:44.920 --> 02:40:47.280
the whole thing. I'm gonna play the fucking clip because
3064
02:40:47.280 --> 02:40:50.079
otherwise I'm gonna spoil it because it's fucking hilarious. But
3065
02:40:51.079 --> 02:40:55.040
he's sitting there in his traditional like Haitian cop garb,
3066
02:40:55.399 --> 02:41:01.319
which happens to be a fucking pimpsuit. He's god and
3067
02:41:01.479 --> 02:41:04.520
it's great because this is blue suit in this black
3068
02:41:04.600 --> 02:41:07.639
sweight hat and he just leads a fucking feather out
3069
02:41:07.719 --> 02:41:11.879
there
and to be called fucking huggy Bear. So fucking great.
3070
02:41:12.200 --> 02:41:15.559
But anyway, Sally wants to hemp, you know, to help out,
3071
02:41:15.879 --> 02:41:19.159
and he's gonna be you know, he's in his pimpsuit.
3072
02:41:19.200 --> 02:41:19.959
He's gonna explain.
3073
02:41:20.040 --> 02:41:21.040
How is that really the.
3074
02:41:21.120 --> 02:41:22.719
Uniform they were in the Tanta of Coruit.
3075
02:41:23.719 --> 02:41:27.239
Well, yes, my child and I wore it priorly back
3076
02:41:27.280 --> 02:41:28.079
in my homeland.
3077
02:41:29.799 --> 02:41:31.040
So what's the big occasion?
3078
02:41:31.920 --> 02:41:34.120
Good night? I wish to set up all old accounts.
3079
02:41:35.440 --> 02:41:36.159
Are you anxious?
3080
02:41:38.639 --> 02:41:38.879
Yeah?
3081
02:41:39.280 --> 02:41:42.000
But I have a lot of faith in you. What
3082
02:41:42.079 --> 02:41:43.479
do you have cooking in your nap.
3083
02:41:45.639 --> 02:41:49.959
Special recipe for Finny and his evil comrade Big Mode.
3084
02:41:52.360 --> 02:41:53.559
Is there anything I can do to help?
3085
02:41:54.399 --> 02:42:02.600
Yes? But are you ready? Sally? A capital punishment Haitian style.
3086
02:42:04.360 --> 02:42:04.479
Cap.
3087
02:42:07.719 --> 02:42:08.120
I don't know.
3088
02:42:11.719 --> 02:42:12.600
What would I have to do.
3089
02:42:15.920 --> 02:42:23.079
Before we proceed. I must ask you something, take care
3090
02:42:23.120 --> 02:42:27.200
of you answer, But this is very very important I
3091
02:42:27.360 --> 02:42:30.799
must know now. Sory is your maiden head intact?
3092
02:42:33.319 --> 02:42:35.719
If you're asking if I'm a virgin, yeah, I am.
3093
02:42:39.120 --> 02:42:41.360
Only a female who has never had a male member
3094
02:42:41.399 --> 02:42:46.399
inside of her body can complete this particular spell.
3095
02:42:48.200 --> 02:42:51.440
You aren't gonna sacrifice me or anything, are you? Of course?
3096
02:42:51.559 --> 02:42:57.120
Not, my dear child, go into my bedroom and dress
3097
02:42:57.239 --> 02:43:00.879
in the gown in my classroom. I will wait for
3098
02:43:01.040 --> 02:43:01.399
you here.
3099
02:43:02.799 --> 02:43:06.879
So that's an interesting way to explain that. You know,
3100
02:43:07.479 --> 02:43:11.159
she has to be a virgin, right, Like She's like,
3101
02:43:11.360 --> 02:43:15.959
you know, is your female head intact? Her female dick?
3102
02:43:16.159 --> 02:43:18.680
Is that what you're talking about? Her badge? Like you
3103
02:43:18.719 --> 02:43:21.200
could have said it in a different way. Female head?
3104
02:43:21.440 --> 02:43:24.639
Who the fuck talks like that? Like that to me
3105
02:43:25.040 --> 02:43:26.639
is just such the weirdest thing. And then she's like,
3106
02:43:26.639 --> 02:43:29.799
if you're asking that virgin? Yeah, man, good cause no
3107
02:43:30.040 --> 02:43:32.799
man or no woman that's ever had a male head
3108
02:43:32.920 --> 02:43:36.239
inside of her body. What the fuck? Who wrote that
3109
02:43:36.440 --> 02:43:41.799
piece of dialogue? That's so coddamn ridiculous, And especially the
3110
02:43:41.879 --> 02:43:45.079
way that he looks good because I'd get more money
3111
02:43:45.159 --> 02:43:47.959
for you on the streets out here. I mean, you're
3112
02:43:48.000 --> 02:43:50.040
gonna help out. You gonnaed to go dress in that
3113
02:43:50.280 --> 02:43:52.799
pure white dress I got back. I just happened to
3114
02:43:52.920 --> 02:43:55.520
have it in your size. I know it might be
3115
02:43:55.600 --> 02:43:58.799
a little short and shows off your pennies, but you
3116
02:43:58.920 --> 02:44:01.079
know it's gonna be the way that we're gonna make
3117
02:44:01.120 --> 02:44:03.280
sure that you do this thing and you are a virgin, right,
3118
02:44:03.360 --> 02:44:05.680
because I'm trying to get a good mine. I mean,
3119
02:44:06.000 --> 02:44:08.000
I'm not trying to get any money for you. Don't
3120
02:44:08.040 --> 02:44:10.959
worry about this baby girl. But uh, you know, they
3121
02:44:10.959 --> 02:44:14.200
don't caught me. Missed a Sumatra and in fact, you're
3122
02:44:14.280 --> 02:44:17.479
saying it wrong. My first name is actually Kama and
3123
02:44:17.600 --> 02:44:22.040
it's Sutra, not so Matra. I mean it is Sumatra.
3124
02:44:22.479 --> 02:44:25.200
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get lots of money for this, uh,
3125
02:44:25.840 --> 02:44:28.479
this virgin white bitch over here. I'll tell you what
3126
02:44:28.920 --> 02:44:31.440
I mean. I didn't mean to talk like that. I'm
3127
02:44:31.479 --> 02:44:36.159
not really a pimp. It's just it's so weird. Who
3128
02:44:36.280 --> 02:44:41.399
this hell says? Haven't had a male head penetrate her
3129
02:44:41.559 --> 02:44:44.799
body before? Why didn't you say female head? How didn't
3130
02:44:44.840 --> 02:44:49.600
penetrate her box? Okay, how's your box doing? Hadn't indicinately
3131
02:44:51.479 --> 02:44:57.040
It's just so bad, it's so fucking terrible. But nonetheless,
3132
02:44:58.079 --> 02:45:01.120
they go ahead. They gathered a with the heads, and
3133
02:45:01.280 --> 02:45:05.000
it's time to attack Big Mos and it's gonna be
3134
02:45:05.200 --> 02:45:09.520
time for zombification. As he gathers with Sally and they
3135
02:45:09.760 --> 02:45:13.639
drive over into Big Mos. As she's wearing her you know,
3136
02:45:13.719 --> 02:45:15.879
it's not a short dress. It's a long white dress
3137
02:45:15.959 --> 02:45:19.639
for what it is, but she changed extremely fast as
3138
02:45:19.719 --> 02:45:22.680
he's sitting out there fucking laughing, so she says, you know,
3139
02:45:22.799 --> 02:45:24.600
he says to her, are you ready to go? You're
3140
02:45:24.719 --> 02:45:26.920
sure you can do this? And she's like, yeah, let's
3141
02:45:27.000 --> 02:45:29.559
go get those sons of bitches. And then he's got
3142
02:45:29.680 --> 02:45:34.600
this like horn that is like, you know, fucking weird,
3143
02:45:34.719 --> 02:45:37.319
like deer horn or elk corn or whatever it is,
3144
02:45:37.719 --> 02:45:40.319
and then he blows into it, I guess, calling out
3145
02:45:40.360 --> 02:45:43.159
the other zombies to come and help with the whole thing.
3146
02:45:43.319 --> 02:45:46.479
As we go over to Big Mos and we see that,
3147
02:45:46.920 --> 02:45:50.159
you know, her bitch is getting so excited because she's
3148
02:45:50.200 --> 02:45:52.600
bought her some new jewelry. She bought her new pearl
3149
02:45:52.680 --> 02:45:55.079
necklace because she can't give her the type of pearl
3150
02:45:55.159 --> 02:45:57.440
necklace that she wants to give her because you know,
3151
02:45:57.719 --> 02:46:00.799
she don't have a dick. But nonetheless, her girl's hell
3152
02:46:00.840 --> 02:46:04.120
of excited about thing. As Vinnie busts in after being
3153
02:46:04.200 --> 02:46:07.440
chased by the zombies all night Nats, when Sumatra and
3154
02:46:07.520 --> 02:46:09.920
the gang show up and tell them to get ready
3155
02:46:10.280 --> 02:46:13.079
for zombie vacation, Booger and Putt are dead.
3156
02:46:13.600 --> 02:46:17.680
They're fucking dead, they got but now they're walking around
3157
02:46:17.719 --> 02:46:19.319
fucked up, and now they want to fuck me up,
3158
02:46:19.760 --> 02:46:20.760
just like they're all fucked up.
3159
02:46:20.840 --> 02:46:25.600
Okay, tell me who's dead, Booger and pudd It was
3160
02:46:25.719 --> 02:46:26.639
the fucking heads.
3161
02:46:27.760 --> 02:46:29.559
What's that you're talking about? Heads?
3162
02:46:30.280 --> 02:46:32.200
Heads, little heads. They're flying around.
3163
02:46:32.280 --> 02:46:34.920
They got ponytails, they got teeth, they got bugged out eyes.
3164
02:46:35.200 --> 02:46:38.239
They belong to mister Sumatra. There, little and the brown
3165
02:46:38.520 --> 02:46:41.280
they're flying around. They're chasing me all over the freaking place.
3166
02:46:41.520 --> 02:46:42.559
And that ain't the worst of it.
3167
02:46:43.200 --> 02:46:45.559
At first they were all messed up, boogirl putt right,
3168
02:46:45.920 --> 02:46:48.479
But now they're really freaking messed up. I mean they
3169
02:46:48.559 --> 02:46:51.559
got they got they got skid falling over their face.
3170
02:46:51.799 --> 02:46:53.440
They're chasing me around everywhere.
3171
02:46:53.600 --> 02:46:58.200
They got maggots falling off out of them. They got
3172
02:46:58.239 --> 02:47:01.000
the lights, they got the it's not coming after me.
3173
02:47:02.920 --> 02:47:04.520
Listen, Vinnie, I think you've been under a lot of
3174
02:47:04.559 --> 02:47:05.280
stress lately.
3175
02:47:05.360 --> 02:47:05.920
I think you know.
3176
02:47:06.120 --> 02:47:07.399
I know this beautiful little blood.
3177
02:47:07.440 --> 02:47:08.959
She's got a condo down to Flora.
3178
02:47:09.319 --> 02:47:11.600
You don't believe me, you stupid pigs.
3179
02:47:22.200 --> 02:47:29.719
Lieutenant Colonel Aristide Pierre defeat a ton of Toime mccoot retired.
3180
02:47:30.840 --> 02:47:35.600
Now we'll be bound to my condominium for Zombie Vacation,
3181
02:47:35.840 --> 02:47:36.959
tell the old man.
3182
02:47:38.200 --> 02:47:40.879
I loved you. When he just busts in and he
3183
02:47:41.319 --> 02:47:44.319
just fucking takes out his gun and shoots the dude
3184
02:47:44.440 --> 02:47:46.639
right in the head. It's the most violent thing that
3185
02:47:46.799 --> 02:47:49.200
happens in this whole movie. And it's not even that bloody.
3186
02:47:49.399 --> 02:47:51.600
It just looks like a black dot on the dude's
3187
02:47:51.639 --> 02:47:54.200
head because you actually see him get the hole up there,
3188
02:47:54.520 --> 02:47:56.920
but it doesn't look like, you know, no blood comes out.
3189
02:47:56.959 --> 02:47:58.600
He just kind of gets a hole and falls over,
3190
02:47:58.879 --> 02:48:00.719
but it's not even a hole, just looks like it's
3191
02:48:00.760 --> 02:48:04.000
a stamp, like like Sumatra just took out his fucking
3192
02:48:04.079 --> 02:48:06.360
cock whacked it on his head and that was it.
3193
02:48:06.440 --> 02:48:08.920
He's got a mushroom stamp on his fucking forehead and
3194
02:48:09.079 --> 02:48:12.159
so he kills the guy comes in after Vinnie's feek
3195
02:48:12.200 --> 02:48:14.920
freaking the fuck out, which he should. He's been chased
3196
02:48:14.920 --> 02:48:18.799
around by floating fucking little heads, you know, zombies all
3197
02:48:18.840 --> 02:48:21.280
over the goddamn street, trying to like grab him and
3198
02:48:21.360 --> 02:48:24.120
take him to Sumatra's place and everything like that, and
3199
02:48:24.360 --> 02:48:27.079
he's trying to tell big moment of he's gonna be fucking,
3200
02:48:27.159 --> 02:48:29.799
you know, panicking and everything, and she doesn't believe him.
3201
02:48:29.840 --> 02:48:33.040
The lights start flickering, and in comes, you know, here
3202
02:48:33.120 --> 02:48:36.840
comes Karma Sutra coming through the goddamn door, killing people
3203
02:48:37.200 --> 02:48:40.239
and telling them them get ready for zombification. And that's
3204
02:48:40.360 --> 02:48:43.239
when you know, they start going crazy, and you know,
3205
02:48:43.399 --> 02:48:45.920
all of a sudden, zombies break through the door and
3206
02:48:46.040 --> 02:48:49.520
start attacking everybody. Big Mo's trying to shoot people. She
3207
02:48:49.680 --> 02:48:52.479
starts punching a bunch of zombies her like bitch is
3208
02:48:52.600 --> 02:48:55.000
walking around on the ground trying to get out of there.
3209
02:48:55.120 --> 02:48:58.479
Sumatra is just like laughing in the corner as the
3210
02:48:58.559 --> 02:49:01.200
zombies are just beating and stomping the shit out of
3211
02:49:01.280 --> 02:49:03.360
all of her henchmen that are there, and he's just
3212
02:49:03.440 --> 02:49:07.200
having a grand old fucking time. And so while they're
3213
02:49:07.280 --> 02:49:11.360
doing
everything, that's when Sally walks in with the heads
3214
02:49:11.399 --> 02:49:15.559
above her spinning hella fast, like they're the fucking crawl weapon,
3215
02:49:16.000 --> 02:49:19.200
and you know, Vinnie starts begging her to like hold
3216
02:49:19.239 --> 02:49:22.079
them back, stop them from attacking and everything like that.
3217
02:49:22.719 --> 02:49:25.200
And then as she approaches them, like they break out
3218
02:49:25.639 --> 02:49:29.280
and like they're fucking still spinning around, and Freddy like
3219
02:49:29.440 --> 02:49:32.079
can't control himself yet, and then you know, as he
3220
02:49:32.200 --> 02:49:34.879
finally is like Okay, I'm fine. I might be a
3221
02:49:34.920 --> 02:49:37.159
little sick. Do do shruck and heads throw up? I
3222
02:49:37.200 --> 02:49:40.159
don't really know. Tommy like zaps them all together as
3223
02:49:40.200 --> 02:49:43.479
they're approaching them, and that's when Sumatra tells them, hey,
3224
02:49:44.000 --> 02:49:46.399
you know what, you need to make sure that they
3225
02:49:46.559 --> 02:49:49.799
don't die here. They have to die in my condo.
3226
02:49:50.360 --> 02:49:54.319
And that's when Mo takes over, holds fucking Sally by
3227
02:49:54.399 --> 02:49:56.840
gunpoint because none of the zombies are there to protect her,
3228
02:49:57.280 --> 02:50:01.079
you know, stops them from fighting, and unfortunately, mister Sumatra
3229
02:50:01.360 --> 02:50:03.440
gets shot me.
3230
02:50:03.559 --> 02:50:06.559
Thank you must be consummated my condominium.
3231
02:50:09.360 --> 02:50:11.760
Call them fucking things up now, there's.
3232
02:50:11.680 --> 02:50:15.280
No power on earth. Saved you from your day of.
3233
02:50:15.319 --> 02:50:33.440
Brickley woman, letty Mittie come on out of there, tell
3234
02:50:33.479 --> 02:50:34.520
me what's going on here.
3235
02:50:35.200 --> 02:50:36.840
Everything is gonna be all right, you baby.
3236
02:50:36.840 --> 02:50:38.120
We're away going on a little vacation.
3237
02:50:38.239 --> 02:50:40.000
Okay, let go on my arm, go get the carbit
3238
02:50:40.120 --> 02:50:40.239
of you.
3239
02:50:40.360 --> 02:50:40.479
Now.
3240
02:50:41.280 --> 02:50:43.840
It's fucking great because like she just steps in and
3241
02:50:43.959 --> 02:50:46.000
she's like, tell him to fucking stop, and he's like,
3242
02:50:46.040 --> 02:50:47.760
there's no way that this can end. And she just
3243
02:50:47.840 --> 02:50:50.280
turns around and fucking shoots him, shoots him. Rind the
3244
02:50:50.280 --> 02:50:52.719
goddamn stomach, to which he falls down to the ground,
3245
02:50:53.040 --> 02:50:54.719
and then all of a sudden, the zombies just fucking
3246
02:50:54.799 --> 02:50:57.280
stop and the heads like close their eyes and they
3247
02:50:57.440 --> 02:51:00.200
float down towards the ground, and so she gathers up
3248
02:51:00.239 --> 02:51:03.000
everybody and they get the fuck out. Now it's really
3249
02:51:03.040 --> 02:51:05.239
weird because I didn't go check on tub in or
3250
02:51:05.280 --> 02:51:07.280
another service for this part of the movie because I
3251
02:51:07.360 --> 02:51:09.440
really didn't feel like sitting through the ads at the time,
3252
02:51:09.719 --> 02:51:11.479
and I could have done it on the desktop computer
3253
02:51:11.559 --> 02:51:14.319
and actually saw if something went weird. But like the
3254
02:51:14.440 --> 02:51:18.239
version on YouTube, for some reason, the sound just completely
3255
02:51:18.360 --> 02:51:20.879
cut out, and it cut out until the next scene
3256
02:51:20.959 --> 02:51:24.200
where the dialogue began. So I feel like the music
3257
02:51:24.280 --> 02:51:27.239
that was playing in the background like they silenced it
3258
02:51:27.399 --> 02:51:30.120
because it was copyright music and for it to be
3259
02:51:30.280 --> 02:51:33.760
on YouTube, they muted that section of the video, right,
3260
02:51:33.920 --> 02:51:36.000
So if you're watching this on YouTube, I will warn
3261
02:51:36.040 --> 02:51:38.440
you here you're gonna lose a little bit of the soundtrack.
3262
02:51:38.760 --> 02:51:41.479
But once it comes back into the dialogue and the
3263
02:51:41.559 --> 02:51:43.959
sound effects covering most of the music in the background,
3264
02:51:44.319 --> 02:51:46.920
everything's fine for the way that the movie works. So
3265
02:51:47.639 --> 02:51:51.239
she gathers everybody up in the car and they start
3266
02:51:51.319 --> 02:51:54.639
to drive off and we see that Sumatra is not
3267
02:51:55.000 --> 02:51:57.879
actually dead. Everybody just kind of wakes up and he
3268
02:51:58.000 --> 02:52:00.200
says something to the heads and you don't get hear
3269
02:52:00.280 --> 02:52:03.040
what it is, but basically I'm pretty sure because my
3270
02:52:03.399 --> 02:52:05.360
volume went out. He told them to go ahead and
3271
02:52:05.479 --> 02:52:09.559
chase them and he'll be okay. So the heads begin
3272
02:52:09.680 --> 02:52:12.280
to follow the car and su Mantra gets the help
3273
02:52:12.360 --> 02:52:14.920
of Booger, the Booger Zombie and the fat Guy Zombie
3274
02:52:15.159 --> 02:52:17.760
to help him get into his car and to begin
3275
02:52:17.879 --> 02:52:21.600
to chase. And now the chase is on as we
3276
02:52:21.840 --> 02:52:25.760
have Vinnie, Sally, Big Mo and the you know, Big
3277
02:52:25.840 --> 02:52:27.879
Mo's bitch are in the back of the car and
3278
02:52:27.959 --> 02:52:30.879
Big Mo's mid bitch is like completely freaking out.
3279
02:52:36.120 --> 02:52:36.959
It's them heads.
3280
02:52:37.559 --> 02:52:39.319
You remember them kids we wake last year.
3281
02:52:39.479 --> 02:52:42.239
Those are their heads and missus Somata Head brought it back.
3282
02:52:42.280 --> 02:52:46.840
From the dead. No, no, no, Rennie, he's been under
3283
02:52:46.840 --> 02:52:47.399
a lot of stress.
3284
02:52:47.520 --> 02:52:49.280
Likely you don't know what he's talking
about.
3285
02:52:49.440 --> 02:52:53.600
Then give the order. Can't quiet.
3286
02:52:55.600 --> 02:53:01.120
Do it? Sh hide.
3287
02:53:11.360 --> 02:53:12.120
And I'd get away.
3288
02:53:12.200 --> 02:53:12.840
This seem.
3289
02:53:14.200 --> 02:53:14.840
This night.
3290
02:53:18.000 --> 02:53:21.319
Sumatra is just so fucking cool. You can run, but
3291
02:53:21.440 --> 02:53:27.879
you can not hide. It's It's like, man, I just
3292
02:53:28.040 --> 02:53:30.440
love that character. And again I love Big Bo too,
3293
02:53:30.520 --> 02:53:32.280
the way that she's going on there. She's still trying
3294
02:53:32.280 --> 02:53:34.719
to convince her woman to be like, no, no, no,
3295
02:53:34.840 --> 02:53:37.079
Vinnie's just been under a lot of stress lately. Don't
3296
02:53:37.120 --> 02:53:39.600
worry about it. Everything's gonna be fine. We didn't kill
3297
02:53:39.639 --> 02:53:41.920
no kids. Who said we killed kids? I never said
3298
02:53:41.920 --> 02:53:44.000
to kill no kids. There were no kids killed. Those
3299
02:53:44.040 --> 02:53:46.680
aren't even fucking shrunken heads back there. Okay, it's just
3300
02:53:46.799 --> 02:53:48.840
like everything else you've seen inside the warehouse. It's not
3301
02:53:48.959 --> 02:53:50.639
really what you think it is. It's just your mind
3302
02:53:50.680 --> 02:53:53.520
playing tricks on you. Oh really yeah, And then Sally,
3303
02:53:53.600 --> 02:53:55.319
of course, has got to speak up. He may have
3304
02:53:55.360 --> 02:53:57.120
pulled the trigger, but she's the one that said to
3305
02:53:57.159 --> 02:53:59.479
go in and fucking kill them. And so they begin
3306
02:53:59.639 --> 02:54:02.959
a car chase in the movie where Sumatra is chasing
3307
02:54:03.120 --> 02:54:06.280
after everybody that's in Vinnie's car, and then there's the
3308
02:54:06.399 --> 02:54:09.120
little scene that just seems like it's out of nowhere.
3309
02:54:09.520 --> 02:54:11.559
It's one of those scenes where it seems like it's
3310
02:54:11.639 --> 02:54:14.559
just in there to pad time on the movie where
3311
02:54:14.600 --> 02:54:17.040
there's a bunch of people on this bus and this
3312
02:54:17.120 --> 02:54:19.399
is what I was talking about earlier, where everybody that
3313
02:54:19.600 --> 02:54:23.479
was on the bus was specifically like they won from
3314
02:54:23.520 --> 02:54:26.360
a video store, like the part of this contest. And
3315
02:54:26.479 --> 02:54:28.239
so they all work at some place and they all
3316
02:54:28.399 --> 02:54:30.879
want to be in this movie and there are a
3317
02:54:30.879 --> 02:54:34.440
bunch of like doomsday people inside of it, and Richard
3318
02:54:34.559 --> 02:54:37.639
Elfman plays the head of the people and he's like
3319
02:54:37.799 --> 02:54:40.799
doing his like preacher thing in the car as the
3320
02:54:40.879 --> 02:54:44.239
car gets runned off the road and jumps into a river,
3321
02:54:44.760 --> 02:54:48.680
I guess, killing everybody like they wanted to or whatever
3322
02:54:48.760 --> 02:54:50.959
it is. And the bus driver he's busy drinking up
3323
02:54:50.959 --> 02:54:53.559
on the front, so you know he could have corrected
3324
02:54:53.639 --> 02:54:55.239
what they were doing, but you know he's like, fuck it,
3325
02:54:55.319 --> 02:54:57.159
I might as well die anyway. They're all gonna die,
3326
02:54:57.239 --> 02:55:01.879
but fuck it. So everybody dies, and then they get
3327
02:55:02.000 --> 02:55:06.200
attacked by the shrunken heads as they continue off right,
3328
02:55:06.719 --> 02:55:09.719
So they're driving along the highway or they're out going
3329
02:55:09.840 --> 02:55:11.840
over the bridge, and as they're going over the bridge,
3330
02:55:12.120 --> 02:55:15.000
the heads attack the car. Freddy comes in with his
3331
02:55:15.120 --> 02:55:17.959
knife and tries to knife. He tries to shank the wheels,
3332
02:55:18.280 --> 02:55:21.120
but these wheels must be made of something super super tough,
3333
02:55:21.520 --> 02:55:24.639
or his knife must super super fucking suck, because he's
3334
02:55:24.680 --> 02:55:26.840
not even though it's like rubbing against him and it's
3335
02:55:26.920 --> 02:55:30.159
like sparking off, it's not doing any damage to the tires.
3336
02:55:30.200 --> 02:55:33.079
Maybe they have bulletproof or knife proof tires, fuck if
3337
02:55:33.159 --> 02:55:36.159
I know. And then you know, Big Mo takes a gun,
3338
02:55:36.520 --> 02:55:39.280
reaches it out the window, tries to shoot at Freddie.
3339
02:55:39.680 --> 02:55:42.200
But that's when Billy comes in and starts biting her
3340
02:55:42.280 --> 02:55:44.559
on the arm and sucking her blood, and she's able
3341
02:55:44.600 --> 02:55:46.559
to shake him off, and she reaches in the car
3342
02:55:46.719 --> 02:55:48.600
because you know, she's got a bunch of guns and
3343
02:55:48.680 --> 02:55:51.559
that fucking like trench coat that she wears that she
3344
02:55:51.680 --> 02:55:54.120
pulls out the shotgun and starts to like point it
3345
02:55:54.159 --> 02:55:56.719
at Freddy, but then Billy tries to stop her, and
3346
02:55:56.920 --> 02:55:59.680
she points the shotgun up and blasts Billy out of
3347
02:55:59.719 --> 02:56:02.920
the air. Freddie is still trying to you know, damage
3348
02:56:03.040 --> 02:56:05.600
the tire, and then she takes the shotgun to him
3349
02:56:05.879 --> 02:56:08.719
and he dodges out of the way, but unfortunately he
3350
02:56:08.840 --> 02:56:11.239
dodges in front of the tire and is run over.
3351
02:56:11.719 --> 02:56:15.159
And then we see the whole time, where's Tommy. How
3352
02:56:15.200 --> 02:56:17.799
come Tommy's not helping him? Where's Tommy and his fucking
3353
02:56:17.879 --> 02:56:20.440
lightning powers? Well, we get one of the clips from
3354
02:56:20.479 --> 02:56:23.399
the trailer where Tommy he starts flying at the car
3355
02:56:23.479 --> 02:56:25.879
and he says, look at me, Sally,
look at me.
3356
02:56:26.520 --> 02:56:30.200
Look at me, Sally, look at me. I'm doing something.
3357
02:56:30.719 --> 02:56:34.639
Lightnings up busts through the windshield and then flies directly
3358
02:56:34.920 --> 02:56:39.479
into Vinnie's mouth, causing the car to crash in a
3359
02:56:39.680 --> 02:56:43.799
random alley, even though they were still supposedly on the bridge.
3360
02:56:44.399 --> 02:56:47.879
So he does a really good job of like driving
3361
02:56:48.000 --> 02:56:50.840
around and keeping control until you can get to like
3362
02:56:50.959 --> 02:56:53.639
the streets where everybody can catch up and not stop
3363
02:56:53.719 --> 02:56:55.920
on the bridge and fly off the bridge or anything
3364
02:56:56.000 --> 02:56:59.280
like that. But they crash. Vinny gets out of the car,
3365
02:56:59.520 --> 02:57:03.239
choking on Tommy and then falls to the ground as
3366
02:57:03.360 --> 02:57:05.600
we see Moe get out of the car with Sally
3367
02:57:06.079 --> 02:57:08.760
putting the gun to her head, and Moe tries to
3368
02:57:08.840 --> 02:57:11.000
make a deal with mister Sumatra.
3369
02:57:11.760 --> 02:57:12.719
Let's talk to deal.
3370
02:57:13.920 --> 02:57:16.360
You don't want nothing bad to happen to the little girl,
3371
02:57:17.079 --> 02:57:18.600
and I don't want to be turned into one of
3372
02:57:18.719 --> 02:57:19.440
them things.
3373
02:57:20.559 --> 02:57:23.360
What was done to these creatures. It's not for the
3374
02:57:23.600 --> 02:57:24.479
like of you women.
3375
02:57:25.559 --> 02:57:29.120
These armies are able to walk to Earth for a
3376
02:57:29.239 --> 02:57:34.479
short period of time before they deteriorate into a brown liquid.
3377
02:57:35.719 --> 02:57:40.319
What I have reserved for you is far more permanent.
3378
02:57:41.399 --> 02:57:44.399
Yeah, well then let's all go to hell together.
3379
02:57:50.440 --> 02:57:54.399
Time has come, woman, accept your bait.
3380
02:57:54.920 --> 02:57:56.479
You see your time.
3381
02:58:05.000 --> 02:58:06.840
You're bleeding pretty bad, mister Sumatra.
3382
02:58:09.040 --> 02:58:13.799
I have healing confusions at my condo, Sally, we will
3383
02:58:13.840 --> 02:58:19.479
go there now. Hey, what do you want to do
3384
02:58:19.639 --> 02:58:19.879
with me?
3385
02:58:21.840 --> 02:58:24.319
You can go wherever you please for a freshy one.
3386
02:58:26.399 --> 02:58:29.879
Or I asked us that you do not reveal what
3387
02:58:30.079 --> 02:58:31.360
you've seen here this evening.
3388
02:58:32.799 --> 02:58:36.719
Don't worry, mister, Nobody believe this in a million years.
3389
02:58:41.719 --> 02:58:44.239
Thanks, Yeah, I just go.
3390
02:58:44.440 --> 02:58:49.280
Okay, So she tries to make that deal, and as
3391
02:58:49.360 --> 02:58:51.920
she's gonna go and shoot Sally in the head, that's
3392
02:58:51.959 --> 02:58:54.120
when her bitch steps up moves the gun out of
3393
02:58:54.200 --> 02:58:56.200
the way, and she ends up shooting into the sky,
3394
02:58:56.680 --> 02:58:59.559
and you know that bullet's gotta fly somewhere and fall somewhere,
3395
02:58:59.600 --> 02:59:02.559
so hopefully he doesn't hurt anybody, and ends up Tommy
3396
02:59:02.639 --> 02:59:05.159
coming out of the middle of nowhere. He's still okay,
3397
02:59:05.600 --> 02:59:07.600
and he shocks the shit out of her, and they
3398
02:59:07.680 --> 02:59:10.520
grab her and Vinnie wrap him up and put him
3399
02:59:10.559 --> 02:59:12.600
in the car. And then as they're driving back to
3400
02:59:12.680 --> 02:59:16.680
Sumatra's place they pick up the two heads of both
3401
02:59:16.760 --> 02:59:20.000
Freddie and Billy because they just happen to know where
3402
02:59:20.040 --> 02:59:23.040
they are on the fucking bridge. I guess. I don't
3403
02:59:23.079 --> 02:59:25.680
know how they figured it out, but they managed to
3404
02:59:26.000 --> 02:59:28.600
find them in the middle of nowhere in the pitch
3405
02:59:28.719 --> 02:59:31.000
black dark, well not totally pitched back, because there's the
3406
02:59:31.079 --> 02:59:33.959
lights from the bridge, but still how small these fucking
3407
02:59:34.000 --> 02:59:36.559
shrunken heads are. They shouldn't have been able to find them,
3408
02:59:36.639 --> 02:59:39.959
like super easy or anything like that. So on the
3409
02:59:40.079 --> 02:59:44.319
drive back, we have Sally asking I'd love the response
3410
02:59:44.399 --> 02:59:48.280
to Sumatra why he killed the guy, like he just
3411
02:59:48.360 --> 02:59:50.680
shot him right away the moment that they opened the door,
3412
02:59:50.760 --> 02:59:53.639
and he explains that as they go back to the apartment,
3413
02:59:53.719 --> 02:59:56.319
and when they're in the apartment, that's where we get
3414
02:59:56.399 --> 02:59:58.959
the final scenes of the movie. And that's what we're
3415
02:59:59.000 --> 03:00:02.360
playing like all ti together to finish this whole podcast
3416
03:00:02.600 --> 03:00:06.159
up where they've now wrapped them, they're getting them ready,
3417
03:00:06.239 --> 03:00:09.159
and she's the one that's gonna be casting the spell
3418
03:00:09.600 --> 03:00:12.399
that's gonna turn them into the zombies that aren't gonna
3419
03:00:12.399 --> 03:00:15.600
be like the zombies that they've created so far, because
3420
03:00:15.920 --> 03:00:18.879
those zombies actually have a lifespan which I kind of
3421
03:00:19.040 --> 03:00:21.200
like that. They explain that that, you know, they're not
3422
03:00:21.280 --> 03:00:23.879
gonna be these guys because eventually they're just gonna de
3423
03:00:23.920 --> 03:00:27.440
deteriorating to brown liquid because they keep shitting themselves. Is
3424
03:00:27.520 --> 03:00:29.559
that what it is? Is that why they're so flatulent
3425
03:00:29.879 --> 03:00:32.680
that they're basically like shitting themselves to death and they're
3426
03:00:32.719 --> 03:00:34.520
just gonna become a pile of shit in the
middle
3427
03:00:34.559 --> 03:00:37.840
of nowhere and can just be cleaned up when they're done. Ugh,
3428
03:00:38.319 --> 03:00:40.639
that's terrible. I wouldn't want to be turned into that
3429
03:00:40.760 --> 03:00:43.440
type of zombie. You know, it'd be like the shit
3430
03:00:43.559 --> 03:00:46.120
demon from Dogma. You know, if I'm gonna come back
3431
03:00:46.159 --> 03:00:48.760
as a demon, that's not the demon that I'd want
3432
03:00:48.799 --> 03:00:51.559
to come back as. So they take them back to
3433
03:00:51.639 --> 03:00:54.520
the apartment. She is given the book and she's going
3434
03:00:54.600 --> 03:00:57.799
to become the next I guess like Haitian voodoo priestess
3435
03:00:57.959 --> 03:01:00.840
or whatever they're doing, and she's going to be able
3436
03:01:00.879 --> 03:01:04.120
to control the boys and live with Tommy and Freddie
3437
03:01:04.200 --> 03:01:08.600
and Billy forever. As Sumatra is allowing her to finish
3438
03:01:08.719 --> 03:01:11.239
the spell. He's got his healing stuff at home, so
3439
03:01:11.360 --> 03:01:14.680
he's going to be all right and ultimately turn them
3440
03:01:14.680 --> 03:01:17.000
into zombies that are going to do his will for
3441
03:01:17.120 --> 03:01:19.200
the rest of their zombie life and be forced to
3442
03:01:19.239 --> 03:01:22.959
walk the earth forever. Because that's not the He's not
3443
03:01:23.040 --> 03:01:25.600
going to give them a deterroring shit life. He's going
3444
03:01:25.680 --> 03:01:28.319
to give them the worst experience ever, and that's going
3445
03:01:28.399 --> 03:01:32.959
to be the revenge upon them. Right. And so as
3446
03:01:33.280 --> 03:01:36.479
she finishes casting the spell, she takes the boys. She
3447
03:01:36.719 --> 03:01:40.959
goes out to the balcony, and that's where the movie
3448
03:01:41.040 --> 03:01:42.120
itself ends.
3449
03:01:43.200 --> 03:01:44.799
Will you be able to fix them like they were?
3450
03:01:46.000 --> 03:01:48.920
Of course? Sorry it did? Are they not?
3451
03:01:51.920 --> 03:01:55.799
Can I ask you a question, mister Samatra, Go ahead, Sammy?
3452
03:01:58.079 --> 03:01:59.360
How come you shut the guy when.
3453
03:01:59.280 --> 03:01:59.920
You open the door.
3454
03:02:02.479 --> 03:02:06.239
There's a old Haitian proverb and the tom thumping a
3455
03:02:06.319 --> 03:02:08.040
coot comes knocking.
3456
03:02:09.280 --> 03:02:29.680
Don't answer the door. Now real work begins.
3457
03:02:33.600 --> 03:02:38.040
Ah, any two back, things didn't work out better?
3458
03:02:38.959 --> 03:02:42.159
He was just much where Tommy go there with the others.
3459
03:02:47.280 --> 03:02:48.120
They're just laying here.
3460
03:02:48.799 --> 03:02:52.479
They have completed their mission and now they sleep until
3461
03:02:52.600 --> 03:02:57.120
needed again. You're sorry. There's the new hype creatures at
3462
03:02:57.159 --> 03:03:00.639
the the dorm. Well be their caretaker. They are yours
3463
03:03:00.719 --> 03:03:01.239
to take.
3464
03:03:04.479 --> 03:03:04.520
You.
3465
03:03:04.680 --> 03:03:10.040
Now may begin you in plantation the top of page seventy.
3466
03:03:09.799 --> 03:03:15.799
Nine, In the name of the most high du Valier
3467
03:03:16.399 --> 03:03:19.399
and the name of the most benevolent highly Selassie, in
3468
03:03:19.479 --> 03:03:22.719
the name of the TomTom McCoo, please heed this virgin.
3469
03:03:22.440 --> 03:03:23.959
Who beseeches you for your blessing.
3470
03:04:52.120 --> 03:04:56.239
And so that was shrunken heads. They're all wrapped up there,
3471
03:04:56.360 --> 03:04:59.079
and then they're getting ready for the ritual and to
3472
03:04:59.200 --> 03:05:02.319
be you know, killed and turned into zombies. But that's
3473
03:05:02.440 --> 03:05:07.399
actually not the end of the movie, right, because surprisingly enough,
3474
03:05:08.000 --> 03:05:12.360
this movie has a stinger scene because we never see
3475
03:05:12.440 --> 03:05:15.840
them actually turn into zombies, right, we just see that,
3476
03:05:16.280 --> 03:05:19.719
you know, she's looking out over the balcony and you know,
3477
03:05:19.920 --> 03:05:22.120
looking out into the distance as she's got the heads.
3478
03:05:22.360 --> 03:05:24.360
And even though they're not gonna be able to return
3479
03:05:24.559 --> 03:05:27.760
Tommy and the boys back into the regular bodies, they're
3480
03:05:27.799 --> 03:05:30.079
gonna be under her command for the rest of time.
3481
03:05:30.440 --> 03:05:33.520
And she's now the new high priestess of the religion
3482
03:05:33.920 --> 03:05:36.799
that they have there, and they live happily ever after,
3483
03:05:37.000 --> 03:05:40.120
I guess, by having them suck on her titties or
3484
03:05:40.159 --> 03:05:42.559
something like that. As she gets older. What happens when
3485
03:05:42.799 --> 03:05:46.079
you know, Tommy, you know, she ends up getting older
3486
03:05:46.200 --> 03:05:48.319
and wants to have a boyfriend, but Tommy's still around.
3487
03:05:48.399 --> 03:05:50.959
She's gonna explain that, Oh yeah, that's just my uh,
3488
03:05:51.079 --> 03:05:53.440
you know, titty sucker that I have come out every
3489
03:05:53.479 --> 03:05:55.239
once in a while. He's happy, he gets a little
3490
03:05:55.239 --> 03:05:56.959
bit of boob and then you know, he goes away
3491
03:05:57.000 --> 03:05:59.000
and it's not a problem. Don't worry about him at all.
3492
03:05:59.319 --> 03:06:01.520
And so the very stinger at the end of the
3493
03:06:01.600 --> 03:06:07.120
movie is watching you know, the big Mo's bitch and
3494
03:06:07.639 --> 03:06:11.440
her like coming across them in the middle of nowhere.
3495
03:06:11.799 --> 03:06:14.000
We see what they look like. She screams, and the
3496
03:06:14.079 --> 03:06:14.639
movie ends.
3497
03:06:15.600 --> 03:06:18.559
That's good. Sure, it's just great place.
3498
03:06:18.639 --> 03:06:18.879
I know.
3499
03:06:19.600 --> 03:06:20.159
He takes.
3500
03:06:25.639 --> 03:06:46.440
Jesus, what's that. And they don't really look like the
3501
03:06:46.520 --> 03:06:49.440
other zombies. They just kind of got like stitched up faces,
3502
03:06:49.520 --> 03:06:50.920
that is pretty much what it is. And they still
3503
03:06:51.040 --> 03:06:53.360
have the two things in their nose, so they look
3504
03:06:53.479 --> 03:06:56.040
kind of like the shrunken heads, but they're not the
3505
03:06:56.159 --> 03:06:59.559
shrunken heads. They're like full size people. So they probably
3506
03:06:59.680 --> 03:07:04.559
have the spirits in the body, and they like obey Sumatra, uh,
3507
03:07:04.799 --> 03:07:07.799
and you know, basically are doing again good deeds, like
3508
03:07:07.799 --> 03:07:10.399
they're shown cleaning up graffiti from the vipers and everything
3509
03:07:10.520 --> 03:07:13.280
like that, and you know, Big Mo's bitch is now
3510
03:07:13.319 --> 03:07:17.120
a bitch to somebody else. Uh, basically, she's moved on
3511
03:07:17.280 --> 03:07:20.360
to a new woman and that that's the end of
3512
03:07:20.399 --> 03:07:23.399
your movie. So of course there's still one other thing
3513
03:07:23.479 --> 03:07:25.680
we have to go to, but we'll talk to you know,
3514
03:07:25.799 --> 03:07:29.760
will in just a second. So the movie itself is fun.
3515
03:07:30.040 --> 03:07:32.879
This is a very fun movie. It's very silly, it's
3516
03:07:33.000 --> 03:07:37.440
extremely lighthearted, and it definitely feels more like a kid's
3517
03:07:37.479 --> 03:07:40.000
horror movie, even though the language isn't necessarily like a
3518
03:07:40.079 --> 03:07:43.920
kid's horror movie than it does like your regular you know,
3519
03:07:44.280 --> 03:07:46.799
full moon horror movies. Like it feels more like a
3520
03:07:47.000 --> 03:07:50.799
blood dolls like than anything else. There's nothing really violent
3521
03:07:50.920 --> 03:07:53.360
that happens in this movie. The only one that happens
3522
03:07:53.360 --> 03:07:54.840
when the dude gets shot in the head. I also
3523
03:07:54.920 --> 03:07:59.440
love too that mister Sumatra like the old Haitian proverbs saying,
3524
03:07:59.760 --> 03:08:02.639
have don't open the door for their police or else
3525
03:08:02.680 --> 03:08:05.879
you're gonna get shot in the head. That's very fucking specific,
3526
03:08:06.040 --> 03:08:08.440
is what it is. Like, You're just gonna live by that.
3527
03:08:08.680 --> 03:08:11.399
What if you just walked up to somebody's like you know,
3528
03:08:11.840 --> 03:08:14.680
you're going and selling girl Scout cookies with your granddaughter.
3529
03:08:14.799 --> 03:08:16.760
Somebody opens the door. Oh they opened the door for
3530
03:08:16.799 --> 03:08:18.840
the police. Boom, shoot them in the head. Ah shit,
3531
03:08:18.920 --> 03:08:21.600
I forgot we were supposed to sell girl Scout cookies.
3532
03:08:21.719 --> 03:08:25.959
Like it just seems like it's so
specific and ridiculous.
3533
03:08:26.040 --> 03:08:29.319
But like I said, overall, the movie's just kind of fun.
3534
03:08:29.600 --> 03:08:32.680
Is it cheesy? Yeah, sometimes it's a little bit too
3535
03:08:32.760 --> 03:08:35.159
heavy on some of the comedic aspects of the movie,
3536
03:08:35.639 --> 03:08:40.000
But it's not really scary. It's it's kind of whimsical.
3537
03:08:40.159 --> 03:08:44.079
It's pretty shitty overall, like just in its like design
3538
03:08:44.120 --> 03:08:47.680
and production. But it's probably one of the better produced
3539
03:08:47.799 --> 03:08:51.559
full Moon pictures that I've seen, and it definitely shows
3540
03:08:51.680 --> 03:08:54.520
with a much higher budget than I would have expected
3541
03:08:54.600 --> 03:08:59.360
for this type of movie. Right, it definitely feels like, yeah,
3542
03:08:59.479 --> 03:09:02.520
it has direct to video type of feel, but it
3543
03:09:02.639 --> 03:09:06.239
does also feel like it could have been a theatrical release.
3544
03:09:06.559 --> 03:09:10.920
But I would say in the eighties versus the early nineties, right,
3545
03:09:11.280 --> 03:09:13.360
if this was at the height of all the really
3546
03:09:13.520 --> 03:09:15.840
cheesy horror movies that came out in the eighties, Like
3547
03:09:16.159 --> 03:09:19.360
it really has an eighties feel with being a nineties
3548
03:09:19.559 --> 03:09:22.000
horror movie, and I wouldn't really even call much of
3549
03:09:22.040 --> 03:09:23.840
a horror movie. It's more of like a sci fi
3550
03:09:24.120 --> 03:09:27.559
fantasy comedy than anything else with the heads, but in
3551
03:09:27.760 --> 03:09:30.159
what they're doing in the thematically, that's why it kind
3552
03:09:30.200 --> 03:09:35.040
of gets lumped into the horror category. Right. So it's
3553
03:09:35.200 --> 03:09:37.680
fun and it's definitely you you gotta know what you're
3554
03:09:37.680 --> 03:09:39.799
getting into when you get into this movie, and it's
3555
03:09:39.879 --> 03:09:43.920
definitely silly. The dude that plays Sumatra is freaking fantastic.
3556
03:09:44.319 --> 03:09:47.879
I love that character so goddamn much and it's one
3557
03:09:47.920 --> 03:09:50.559
of the better characters that I've seen in a full
3558
03:09:50.680 --> 03:09:55.079
Moon picture. Right, Julius Harris that plays Sumatra in this
3559
03:09:55.200 --> 03:09:58.520
movie does an excellent job as that character is he
3560
03:09:58.600 --> 03:10:01.920
wouldn't sometimes, yeah, a little bit, but it definitely seems
3561
03:10:02.000 --> 03:10:04.559
like he's having fun like I would expect if you
3562
03:10:04.639 --> 03:10:06.719
were to do something now like today to do this
3563
03:10:06.799 --> 03:10:09.600
type of movie. It's like a Michael Clark Duncan kind
3564
03:10:09.639 --> 03:10:12.079
of character, or even a Ving Rains type of character
3565
03:10:12.200 --> 03:10:14.079
like that he would play, where he's just kind of
3566
03:10:14.200 --> 03:10:16.360
having fun with the movie. Like you've ever seen the
3567
03:10:16.399 --> 03:10:19.120
movie The Slam and Salmon by the Broken Lizard Guys,
3568
03:10:19.559 --> 03:10:23.440
Michael Clark Duncan plays the owner of the restaurant and
3569
03:10:23.559 --> 03:10:26.600
he's absolutely ridiculous in this movie. And if he were
3570
03:10:26.639 --> 03:10:28.440
to be in this role, and you know, God rest
3571
03:10:28.559 --> 03:10:31.879
his soul as well, like he would be excellent as
3572
03:10:31.959 --> 03:10:34.559
this type of character, just to have fun with the role,
3573
03:10:34.719 --> 03:10:37.520
do it just for the laughs and to be entertaining.
3574
03:10:37.840 --> 03:10:41.280
Same thing with Meg Foster. Meg Foster is fucking fantastic
3575
03:10:41.360 --> 03:10:43.959
in this movie. She's chewing up the scenery in this
3576
03:10:44.120 --> 03:10:46.399
movie and it looks like she's having a ton of
3577
03:10:46.520 --> 03:10:49.040
fun doing it. And big mo I just wish was
3578
03:10:49.120 --> 03:10:51.719
in this movie more so I could watch Meg Foster
3579
03:10:52.000 --> 03:10:55.120
chew it up even more. It's really fantastic. And the
3580
03:10:55.200 --> 03:10:58.399
rest of the actors they're okay. Sally is kind of
3581
03:10:58.680 --> 03:11:02.280
bland and she's a bit part of it, but she's fine.
3582
03:11:02.440 --> 03:11:05.079
And same thing with Tommy when he has more life
3583
03:11:05.159 --> 03:11:08.040
to him until he turns into a shrunken head. But
3584
03:11:08.159 --> 03:11:10.959
I think that's supposed to be what they're trying to
3585
03:11:11.000 --> 03:11:13.639
get across with those guys, and that they're kind of
3586
03:11:13.760 --> 03:11:17.000
like brainless zombies, even though he has emotions and he
3587
03:11:17.159 --> 03:11:21.559
actually shows affection, right, that's the big wow factor for
3588
03:11:21.719 --> 03:11:23.479
this and like, oh my god, I can't believe that
3589
03:11:23.559 --> 03:11:26.040
they are, so when we're going through and rating the movie,
3590
03:11:26.079 --> 03:11:28.120
the gore in the movie is a straight up one
3591
03:11:28.200 --> 03:11:31.079
out of five. It's not gory at all. Even when
3592
03:11:31.120 --> 03:11:33.159
they do have blood, it's like a slice on the neck.
3593
03:11:33.319 --> 03:11:35.799
You don't really see much. There's nothing really going on,
3594
03:11:36.360 --> 03:11:38.799
So I'd say there crap factor. I'd give it a
3595
03:11:38.879 --> 03:11:41.639
three out of five, just because the effects don't really
3596
03:11:41.719 --> 03:11:44.719
hold up. That fucking cat and that goat make me laugh.
3597
03:11:44.840 --> 03:11:47.559
The fact that he's wearing this like pimp suit as
3598
03:11:47.600 --> 03:11:50.799
a cop uniform, Like, I don't think i'd ever see anybody,
3599
03:11:50.920 --> 03:11:53.760
even if he's a detective. I wouldn't see them wearing
3600
03:11:53.840 --> 03:11:57.479
that shade of
blue to be out there being a
3601
03:11:57.600 --> 03:12:01.239
cop like. It just doesn't feel right in general. And
3602
03:12:01.319 --> 03:12:03.079
there's a couple of things in terms of the way
3603
03:12:03.159 --> 03:12:05.040
through the sets and what they do with some of
3604
03:12:05.079 --> 03:12:09.239
the zombies, and it just it really feels like it
3605
03:12:09.360 --> 03:12:12.760
feels really low budget, with feeling high budget at times,
3606
03:12:12.840 --> 03:12:15.280
and again with an eight hundred thousand dollars budget, it's
3607
03:12:15.319 --> 03:12:18.319
pretty good for what they did and the fact that
3608
03:12:18.479 --> 03:12:22.000
this actually, you know, Richard Elfman put a lot of
3609
03:12:22.040 --> 03:12:24.920
his own money to get this a theatrical relief release
3610
03:12:25.159 --> 03:12:28.600
after Paramount pulled out. It's pretty astonishing and that I
3611
03:12:28.680 --> 03:12:30.280
would have liked to see a movie like this in
3612
03:12:30.360 --> 03:12:32.440
the theater. I don't think that it would have done
3613
03:12:32.559 --> 03:12:36.520
well right, But if I was as into these types
3614
03:12:36.559 --> 03:12:38.680
of movies as I am now and they had a
3615
03:12:38.760 --> 03:12:40.920
theatrical showing of it, I total to go see it.
3616
03:12:41.319 --> 03:12:43.319
You know, fun factor, it's a four out of five.
3617
03:12:43.440 --> 03:12:46.319
This movie's fun, it's silly. If you don't like the
3618
03:12:46.360 --> 03:12:48.559
way they do the comedy or what you heard just
3619
03:12:48.639 --> 03:12:51.360
doesn't float your boat might not be for you. But
3620
03:12:51.559 --> 03:12:53.399
for me, this is kind of a my alli. It's
3621
03:12:53.479 --> 03:12:56.600
not a so bad it's good horror movie. It has
3622
03:12:56.680 --> 03:12:59.479
those moments, but I actually think that it is a
3623
03:12:59.639 --> 03:13:01.959
good horror movie. Is it a great horror movie? No,
3624
03:13:02.280 --> 03:13:05.360
it's not. You know, it just falls short. But would
3625
03:13:05.360 --> 03:13:07.360
I watch it again? Would I show it to people?
3626
03:13:07.799 --> 03:13:08.000
Yeah?
3627
03:13:08.159 --> 03:13:09.680
I think if they were interested in it, And I
3628
03:13:09.760 --> 03:13:11.559
think if what you heard you think you liked it,
3629
03:13:11.920 --> 03:13:14.920
watch it. You'll probably enjoy it very much. If you're
3630
03:13:14.920 --> 03:13:18.239
a fan of Full Moon's more silly horror movies, watch it.
3631
03:13:18.440 --> 03:13:22.239
You'll really enjoy this. So overall, I'm gonna give this
3632
03:13:22.399 --> 03:13:25.440
a three out of five Justice boners. I was really
3633
03:13:25.520 --> 03:13:27.760
close to giving it a four, but there are just
3634
03:13:27.920 --> 03:13:30.120
some things in it, and in some parts of the
3635
03:13:30.200 --> 03:13:32.399
story a little bit in the beginning, I felt like
3636
03:13:32.520 --> 03:13:34.360
maybe the beginning was just a little bit slower than
3637
03:13:34.399 --> 03:13:36.479
it should have been. And for being only like an
3638
03:13:36.559 --> 03:13:38.680
hour and twenty two minutes for the film, and that
3639
03:13:38.760 --> 03:13:41.159
hour and a half mark that most you know Full
3640
03:13:41.239 --> 03:13:45.040
Moon Pictures actually are, I felt that it dragged a
3641
03:13:45.079 --> 03:13:49.200
couple of times, but overall, it's still entertaining, and I
3642
03:13:49.360 --> 03:13:51.239
love a movie that I can go in and make
3643
03:13:51.280 --> 03:13:53.399
fun of, and that's why I say it's a good movie,
3644
03:13:53.639 --> 03:13:56.000
not a great movie. But I still think that if
3645
03:13:56.040 --> 03:13:59.000
you're interested, you can find it, and it's available there
3646
03:13:59.079 --> 03:14:02.440
on YouTube. And but the audio quality and YouTube sometimes,
3647
03:14:02.559 --> 03:14:05.319
like you heard in the clips that I made, goes out.
3648
03:14:05.360 --> 03:14:08.159
And I chose to use YouTube since I use YouTube Premium,
3649
03:14:08.399 --> 03:14:09.920
so I don't have the ads and I didn't have
3650
03:14:09.959 --> 03:14:12.120
to sit through the ads downstairs, and that's where all
3651
03:14:12.200 --> 03:14:14.600
my time signatures and shit from. But I didn't realize
3652
03:14:14.760 --> 03:14:16.959
was gonna have that section, and then I probably could
3653
03:14:16.959 --> 03:14:19.559
have gone back to tuby to do it, but eh, whatever,
3654
03:14:19.840 --> 03:14:22.520
that's the way things roll in me trying to get
3655
03:14:22.559 --> 03:14:25.159
these podcasts together, I just kind of stick with whatever
3656
03:14:25.239 --> 03:14:27.719
I watched it on, so and I thought maybe it
3657
03:14:27.799 --> 03:14:29.680
was just something happened with the TV. But it also
3658
03:14:29.760 --> 03:14:32.120
happened when I was getting the audio again, so it's
3659
03:14:32.159 --> 03:14:35.239
specifically that part of the movie that it happens at.
3660
03:14:35.719 --> 03:14:39.120
So uh, With all that being said, that is it
3661
03:14:39.280 --> 03:14:40.879
for this episode. Oh but we got to check in
3662
03:14:41.000 --> 03:14:43.280
with one more person before I go and do all
3663
03:14:43.319 --> 03:14:46.120
the plugs and thank you guys for listening. Hey, Will,
3664
03:14:46.639 --> 03:14:49.399
how do you want to end this movie? Remember this
3665
03:14:49.520 --> 03:14:52.159
whole time, he's been going through talking about the movies,
3666
03:14:52.239 --> 03:14:55.399
but this shrunken head has been chasing around. He's been
3667
03:14:55.440 --> 03:14:58.360
trying to figure out who set this thing upon me,
3668
03:14:58.440 --> 03:15:00.399
who made this shrunken head to come o after me?
3669
03:15:00.680 --> 03:15:03.239
And the shrunken head eventually tells him that, hey, you know,
3670
03:15:03.520 --> 03:15:05.399
I don't have anything against you. I used to be
3671
03:15:05.520 --> 03:15:07.360
one of your writers, but you'll let me go. But
3672
03:15:07.559 --> 03:15:09.559
I would not really want to go after you and
3673
03:15:09.680 --> 03:15:11.600
kill you. So he's like, who could it possibly be?
3674
03:15:11.719 --> 03:15:14.159
And they captured the head and he was all excited,
3675
03:15:14.360 --> 03:15:17.520
And now you find out exactly who sent it after will,
3676
03:15:17.760 --> 03:15:20.040
and it happens to be the big monster that's on
3677
03:15:20.120 --> 03:15:22.600
the set with him, and we get an awkward ending
3678
03:15:22.719 --> 03:15:24.959
between the monster and Billy.
3679
03:15:25.799 --> 03:15:28.959
I kind of like tonight's movie, kids got their revenge.
3680
03:15:29.000 --> 03:15:32.079
They sailed off over the city. Not exactly a happy ending.
3681
03:15:31.959 --> 03:15:33.920
But as satisfyingly gross one.
3682
03:15:36.040 --> 03:15:36.920
Is that all you have to say?
3683
03:15:37.879 --> 03:15:41.719
Actually know, for all these shows, I've been waiting for
3684
03:15:41.879 --> 03:15:45.760
the chance to talk, but you've never let me. I
3685
03:15:45.959 --> 03:15:47.920
feel like George Takai back here?
3686
03:15:50.120 --> 03:15:52.280
Is that why you sent the head writer writer's head
3687
03:15:52.280 --> 03:15:52.600
after me?
3688
03:15:53.079 --> 03:15:55.520
You told him not to give me any lines.
3689
03:15:55.879 --> 03:15:57.760
You're a monster. It makes strange. I didn't know you
3690
03:15:57.840 --> 03:16:03.879
had anything to say. Well I do, all right say it.
3691
03:16:06.040 --> 03:16:09.799
I want to make love to you all night now,
3692
03:16:12.360 --> 03:16:13.040
Oh boy.
3693
03:16:13.959 --> 03:16:16.239
I think we're gonna have to have some of this dialogue. Reatten.
3694
03:16:16.559 --> 03:16:20.920
I want to kiss you long and hard, with lots
3695
03:16:21.239 --> 03:16:26.399
and lots of tongue. What do you look at the
3696
03:16:26.479 --> 03:16:27.319
time we gotta go?
3697
03:16:28.520 --> 03:16:30.879
Could someone try and get that writer back here, get
3698
03:16:30.959 --> 03:16:33.360
him a laptop, get him typing. Maybe he can come
3699
03:16:33.440 --> 03:16:36.200
up with something better by the next time you see
3700
03:16:36.280 --> 03:16:37.399
us here on.
3701
03:16:39.079 --> 03:16:39.680
Fright night.
3702
03:16:43.959 --> 03:16:46.840
Boo, Bill, come back.
3703
03:16:47.840 --> 03:16:51.600
I love you, Bill, so yeah, it was the monster
3704
03:16:51.719 --> 03:16:53.600
that did it because he wanted to tell Bill how
3705
03:16:53.680 --> 03:16:57.440
much you loved him. Oh god, it's so fucking terrible.
3706
03:16:57.559 --> 03:16:59.319
There's no wrapping at least this time, so you don't
3707
03:16:59.360 --> 03:17:00.559
have to sit through a next to wrap at the
3708
03:17:00.639 --> 03:17:03.760
end of the podcast or anything like that. But yeah, so,
3709
03:17:04.000 --> 03:17:06.799
and it's not a disgusting ending.
It is an ending.
3710
03:17:06.959 --> 03:17:10.200
The ending I think in a way I kind of
3711
03:17:10.280 --> 03:17:12.040
wanted them to be able to turn the boys back
3712
03:17:12.079 --> 03:17:14.399
into boys, Like he's like, yeah, I can use my magic.
3713
03:17:14.440 --> 03:17:16.040
Don't worry about it. You like, you can learn how
3714
03:17:16.079 --> 03:17:17.399
to do it, or like give her some hope or
3715
03:17:17.440 --> 03:17:20.159
something other than here you go. You have them through yours.
3716
03:17:20.200 --> 03:17:23.559
They're always going to be this fuck you bye, you know,
3717
03:17:23.920 --> 03:17:28.280
that type of way with everything in it. But it's
3718
03:17:28.319 --> 03:17:31.799
not a disgusting ending. It's not like it's funny because
3719
03:17:32.159 --> 03:17:34.319
when you watch this that way, and when you watch
3720
03:17:34.360 --> 03:17:37.719
it as these fright night things, that part comes before
3721
03:17:37.799 --> 03:17:40.479
the credits. And the only reason I knew there was
3722
03:17:40.559 --> 03:17:43.360
a stinger was because I let the credits run as
3723
03:17:43.399 --> 03:17:46.600
I was writing some last minute notes on my notepad
3724
03:17:47.040 --> 03:17:49.559
rating it, and like anything that I wanted to point
3725
03:17:49.639 --> 03:17:51.840
out and go through it, and then all of a
3726
03:17:51.840 --> 03:17:53.559
sudden it went to that and I was like, huh,
3727
03:17:53.639 --> 03:17:56.799
there's actually a stinger and that was it, and I
3728
03:17:56.920 --> 03:17:58.760
was like, okay, that's funny. So it makes me wonder
3729
03:17:58.879 --> 03:18:00.680
did I miss a stinger? I know I didn't miss
3730
03:18:00.760 --> 03:18:02.840
one on Head of the Family, but did I miss
3731
03:18:02.879 --> 03:18:05.079
one on Killjoy? Right? Would there have been one at
3732
03:18:05.120 --> 03:18:07.159
the end of that as well? I don't think so,
3733
03:18:07.399 --> 03:18:10.239
but hey, there was one on Shrunk and Heads, which
3734
03:18:10.280 --> 03:18:12.879
surprised the shit on me. So once again, thank you
3735
03:18:12.920 --> 03:18:14.959
guys so much for listening to the podcast. I do
3736
03:18:15.120 --> 03:18:18.239
really appreciate everybody that listens, gives suggestions, and does a
3737
03:18:18.280 --> 03:18:21.040
lot of stuff I'm going to be doing. I think
3738
03:18:21.239 --> 03:18:23.959
something little more recent, there was something I did want
3739
03:18:24.000 --> 03:18:27.079
to check out, and it's now available on video on demand.
3740
03:18:27.520 --> 03:18:30.719
I'm still debating on it because it's not yet available.
3741
03:18:31.040 --> 03:18:33.440
Maybe by the time that I'm going to do the podcast,
3742
03:18:33.559 --> 03:18:36.840
maybe it'll have rentable instead of biable, because I really
3743
03:18:36.879 --> 03:18:39.159
don't want to pay twenty dollars to rent this fucking thing,
3744
03:18:40.040 --> 03:18:42.440
especially when I think that it's going to be terrible
3745
03:18:42.719 --> 03:18:45.639
and it's funny. I want to mention this too. The
3746
03:18:45.799 --> 03:18:49.000
dude's voice for the Monster. I've been playing a lot
3747
03:18:49.559 --> 03:18:51.639
and actually finished it because you know, I've been home
3748
03:18:51.719 --> 03:18:53.879
all this time. This was actually my first week back
3749
03:18:53.959 --> 03:18:59.040
to work, which was fucking fantastic that I've been playing
3750
03:18:59.079 --> 03:19:02.280
Obscure Claire Expedition thirty three and I actually finished it.
3751
03:19:02.520 --> 03:19:04.440
I loved that fucking game. It's one of the best
3752
03:19:04.559 --> 03:19:07.600
role playing games that I've played in years. If you've
3753
03:19:07.639 --> 03:19:10.079
heard about it in your role playing junkie, especially for
3754
03:19:10.079 --> 03:19:13.000
a little more on the j RPGI j RPG side,
3755
03:19:13.079 --> 03:19:15.440
like I am, you should be trying out that game.
3756
03:19:15.520 --> 03:19:18.079
But there's a character in there that's named Eski who
3757
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I absolutely love, and it sounds almost like the fucking
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03:19:22.280 --> 03:19:25.959
monster in this It's really funny. But yeah, check that out.
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The other thing that before I go, Now, like I said,
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03:19:30.680 --> 03:19:33.399
there's some weird things that happened to me in the
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03:19:33.559 --> 03:19:39.719
last week. Unfortunately, my oldest dog passed away on Friday
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03:19:39.799 --> 03:19:46.719
night last week. It was really uh surprising, and I'll
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03:19:46.760 --> 03:19:50.120
probably go a little more into what happened, but it's
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03:19:50.200 --> 03:19:52.600
weird that I had the some of the conversations on
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03:19:52.680 --> 03:19:55.399
that Friday episode and that night like that happened, and
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03:19:55.479 --> 03:19:58.639
I was like, uh, so, you know, it's it's taken
3767
03:19:58.680 --> 03:20:01.479
me a little longer to record this episode than I
3768
03:20:01.680 --> 03:20:03.600
wanted to. So I do want to apologize, but I
3769
03:20:03.680 --> 03:20:05.879
want to give you kind of reasons why because usually
3770
03:20:05.879 --> 03:20:08.120
when I record these, I record them on Saturdays, and
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03:20:08.840 --> 03:20:11.959
like motivation has been hard all week to even watch
3772
03:20:12.040 --> 03:20:14.559
the movie, to even get into this, like get out
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03:20:14.600 --> 03:20:19.280
of this funk, and you know, it's just it's such
3774
03:20:19.319 --> 03:20:21.360
a weird and surreal thing. You know, I had to
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03:20:21.399 --> 03:20:24.639
put a cat down last year, and this one was
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03:20:25.079 --> 03:20:27.239
much different because I didn't have to put him down.
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03:20:27.319 --> 03:20:31.000
He actually passed away in my home and I was
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03:20:31.159 --> 03:20:33.719
lucky enough to be able to comfort him in
his
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03:20:33.920 --> 03:20:39.280
last moments. So you know, things things happen, you know,
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03:20:39.399 --> 03:20:41.319
and it's it's funny. And we talked in this movie
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03:20:41.360 --> 03:20:44.360
where she doesn't say I love you, you know, and
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03:20:45.520 --> 03:20:47.399
you know you do. And I don't mean to end
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03:20:47.440 --> 03:20:49.840
this episode on a sad note or anything like that,
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03:20:50.079 --> 03:20:53.120
but you know, don't hold back talking to people or
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03:20:53.479 --> 03:20:56.680
or expressing yourself to the ones and the things that
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03:20:56.799 --> 03:21:00.239
you love. You know, animals aren't things. They come a
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03:21:00.280 --> 03:21:01.799
part of your family, and that's one of the hardest
3788
03:21:01.840 --> 03:21:04.399
things about having a pet is that eventually you're going
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03:21:04.440 --> 03:21:06.280
to outlive them and you're going to have to say goodbye.
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03:21:06.760 --> 03:21:09.920
So you know, you may get annoyed by these these
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03:21:10.000 --> 03:21:12.799
animals or you know, people may piss you off, but
3792
03:21:12.879 --> 03:21:16.120
don't let it run everything, because you don't know when
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03:21:16.120 --> 03:21:18.360
you're gonna have that moment that you're not going to
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03:21:18.399 --> 03:21:20.120
be able to be there with them and for them,
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03:21:20.559 --> 03:21:23.559
and you're just gonna disappear, or they're going to disappear
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03:21:23.600 --> 03:21:25.040
from your life and you're not gonna be able to
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03:21:25.079 --> 03:21:27.559
You're gonna be left with this guilt that you have there.
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03:21:27.600 --> 03:21:30.840
And I'm lucky enough at this point, you know, with
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03:21:31.079 --> 03:21:34.719
the passing of Ace that I you know, have have
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03:21:34.879 --> 03:21:36.879
the peace with it because I got to be there
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03:21:36.920 --> 03:21:39.479
and I these last three weeks that I've been home,
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03:21:39.520 --> 03:21:41.920
I've been able to spend every day with him, and
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03:21:42.959 --> 03:21:46.159
you know, this is something just really freaky that happened.
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03:21:46.520 --> 03:21:49.559
I don't know what brought it on. I know it's old.
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03:21:49.600 --> 03:21:51.760
Age is a lot of it and he hasn't really
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03:21:51.799 --> 03:21:54.879
been showing signs of anything and it just kind of sucked.
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03:21:54.920 --> 03:21:58.200
But probably talk about a little more on the mini episodes,
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03:21:58.280 --> 03:22:01.760
So just be ready for that. But you know, and
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03:22:01.879 --> 03:22:04.600
I do want to bring Dave on as well. We
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03:22:04.760 --> 03:22:07.440
wanna talk about full Moon Pictures as well. So the
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03:22:07.520 --> 03:22:09.959
mini episode, we're trying to work it out how we're
3812
03:22:10.000 --> 03:22:11.879
going to do it. I don't know if it's something
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03:22:11.920 --> 03:22:15.159
we're gonna do like live. I don't think so, because
3814
03:22:15.200 --> 03:22:17.440
I really haven't talked to it to Dave on that
3815
03:22:17.719 --> 03:22:21.520
front with the whole thing. So, but we're gonna figure
3816
03:22:21.559 --> 03:22:23.399
out some movies talk. We're gonna talk about full Moon
3817
03:22:23.479 --> 03:22:26.360
Pictures and maybe some of the big ones or the
3818
03:22:26.440 --> 03:22:29.479
ones that we really like. We're gonna do like a
3819
03:22:29.799 --> 03:22:32.760
top list like of our like our favorite ones or
3820
03:22:32.799 --> 03:22:35.000
the ones that are like our top five. But both
3821
03:22:35.040 --> 03:22:37.399
of us are kind of just like, maybe there's a
3822
03:22:37.520 --> 03:22:40.319
lot of other ones that we haven't seen, you know,
3823
03:22:40.479 --> 03:22:42.959
haven't seen as many Full Moon Pictures as we think
3824
03:22:43.040 --> 03:22:45.879
we have, and so maybe just more or less like, hey,
3825
03:22:46.000 --> 03:22:47.639
out of the ones we've seen, what are some of
3826
03:22:47.719 --> 03:22:50.479
our favorites or why do we like these movies so much?
3827
03:22:50.799 --> 03:22:53.280
And maybe just have like a generalized conversation. So I'd
3828
03:22:53.319 --> 03:22:57.360
be part of that mini episode, So look forward to that.
3829
03:22:57.920 --> 03:23:00.559
If we can't get it in this mini episode, because
3830
03:23:00.559 --> 03:23:02.920
of time constraints or things. We're gonna do it soon.
3831
03:23:03.079 --> 03:23:05.079
So if it's not in this one, it'll be in
3832
03:23:05.159 --> 03:23:06.719
the following one, because I want to make sure that
3833
03:23:06.799 --> 03:23:09.520
our schedules line up too, because with me going back
3834
03:23:09.559 --> 03:23:12.159
to work and with Dave with his busy schedule and
3835
03:23:12.639 --> 03:23:16.000
my recording and us being hours apart, it makes it
3836
03:23:16.120 --> 03:23:18.879
hard for us just to have a recording day and
3837
03:23:19.879 --> 03:23:21.559
or maybe just gets pushed back to day and we
3838
03:23:21.799 --> 03:23:24.879
instead of the mini episode we released on Saturday, you
3839
03:23:25.000 --> 03:23:27.040
get released on Sunday because as the time we have
3840
03:23:27.200 --> 03:23:30.559
with each other. So but yeah, if you with all
3841
03:23:30.600 --> 03:23:33.200
that depressing and at least that informative stuff there, If
3842
03:23:33.200 --> 03:23:35.520
you want to follow the podcast, follow the podcast is
3843
03:23:35.559 --> 03:23:40.440
available on all podcasting platforms. We are out there. We
3844
03:23:40.719 --> 03:23:45.040
are on you know, we I am out there on
3845
03:23:45.159 --> 03:23:48.239
everything that you can kind of find. Most streaming platforms
3846
03:23:48.319 --> 03:23:50.799
you can find me. You can also check it out
3847
03:23:50.879 --> 03:23:53.760
Facebook dot com slash Terrible Terror Podcast, Instagram dot com
3848
03:23:53.879 --> 03:23:57.000
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3849
03:23:57.200 --> 03:24:00.559
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3850
03:24:00.639 --> 03:24:04.360
a lot more though in some cases if we're not
3851
03:24:04.559 --> 03:24:07.440
following each other for some reason, I try to follow
3852
03:24:07.440 --> 03:24:10.319
the people that follow the podcast, if they're not like bots.
3853
03:24:10.399 --> 03:24:14.000
I try to at least one conversation usually afterwards. Sometimes
3854
03:24:14.040 --> 03:24:16.280
I don't. Sometimes I do, and I apologize if I,
3855
03:24:16.440 --> 03:24:20.360
you know, didn't follow you back. And but you know
3856
03:24:20.559 --> 03:24:22.920
there are there is a section where it's like request
3857
03:24:22.959 --> 03:24:26.159
of messages, and I don't always check those. So if
3858
03:24:26.200 --> 03:24:27.799
you can't reach me there, you can reach me on
3859
03:24:28.000 --> 03:24:31.959
the Facebook. You can reach me through Twitter if you're there,
3860
03:24:31.959 --> 03:24:34.159
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3861
03:24:34.680 --> 03:24:38.000
of course, if you're still using that platform, you can
3862
03:24:38.079 --> 03:24:43.120
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3863
03:24:44.040 --> 03:24:48.840
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3864
03:24:49.040 --> 03:24:53.520
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3865
03:24:53.639 --> 03:24:55.760
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3866
03:24:56.000 --> 03:24:57.680
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3867
03:24:58.159 --> 03:25:01.559
And of course you can find out YouTube dot com
3868
03:25:01.680 --> 03:25:05.000
slash Terrible Terror podcast and Twitch dot tv Slash Terrible Terrors.
3869
03:25:05.239 --> 03:25:08.399
When I am streaming now on Twitch, I am also
3870
03:25:08.440 --> 03:25:11.479
streaming on YouTube, so you'll see those streams pop up Mondays,
3871
03:25:11.559 --> 03:25:14.680
Tuesdays and sometimes Sundays. So guys, take care of yourselves
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03:25:14.799 --> 03:25:16.440
and each other and I'll see you soon.