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Speaker 1: Get ready. Yes!
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Speaker 2: It's Joel Creasy. Joel Creasy!
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Speaker 3: With the Joel Creasy Show.
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Speaker 4: Welcome to the Joel Creasy Show podcast. Now, my studio is down the other end of the building. If this remotely interests you, I'm going to run you through how the building works. So, up one end is Nova, and down the other end is what I like to call Leafy Palms Retirement Village, a.k.a. Smooth FM. who have a rowdy neighbour in us, the Joel Creasy Show, who technically belong up the Nova end, but, you know, sister companies, etc. But we also record some podcasts down here. And when I see some good quality talent passing by my little studio, I get the hook out and I drag them in. And today I am joined by hosts of the Where's Your Head At podcast, a very successful podcast that you can listen to on our Nova podcast platform. Anna McAvoy and Matt Sikowsky, who I actually met, I can't think where, it was either at a party or drinks at my house. And they were two gorgeous people. And I've met many a reality star in my life. And within seconds of meeting them, even before they've told you your name or said hello, they've kind of given you their credits. It took me to ask them what they do for them to tell me that they came first and second on Love Island. I'm like, that's a big deal. You should have told me this earlier. I would have got out the good champagne. Anyway, turns out they're both lovely as well, which I cannot believe. Anna won Love Island. She didn't end up with the guy that she hooked up with. And it wasn't Matt either. They're very quick to point that out. She has a gorgeous husband and baby. And Matt has quite the dating history, which we get into. And they are both brilliant and hilarious. And we had such fun. a fun chat, sort of navigating their time on Love Island and reality TV. Matt, like myself, did I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. And they both have a very interesting link to some of the people on the current season of The Traitors. So please enjoy my chat with the Where's Your Head At podcast hosts and my friends, Anna McAvoy and Matt Zukowski.
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Speaker 2: This is The Joel Creasy Show.
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Speaker 4: I've dragged them across the way from their studio. Anna McEvoy and Matt Zukowski of the Where's Your Head At podcast. Thank you for coming to join me in my studio.
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Speaker 3: Thanks for having us.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for having us, man.
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Speaker 3: Across the hall.
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Speaker 4: I know. I look on longingly into your studio because last time I saw you, you had a psychic.
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Speaker 3: We had the human lie detector.
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Speaker 4: Lie detector.
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Speaker 3: It was scary. I was like sweating.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I am a sweater, I've realised. Yeah, only recently.
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Speaker 1: Well, you get put on the hot seat by him. He's, like, really sweating.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He knows every tale you have about lying.
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Speaker 4: What sort of questions was he asking you?
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Speaker 5: He said to us that people lie 40 times a day, white lies.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, that cannot be true.
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Speaker 4: Well, people like me are probably bringing, like, the average up, so.
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Speaker 1: I'm probably doing 120.
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Speaker 4: Someone sweet like you, Anna, is probably doing, like, 10, and that's where the balance is coming in.
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Speaker 1: Right, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, he was just saying you lie about just everyday stuff, like you don't just protect stuff, protect people. If someone asks you how you're going and you say good, that's a lie.
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Speaker 4: But would you rather someone say that, like, if you ask them how they're going and you say good, Would you rather, like, them lie and just say good or be like, actually, I've had the worst day. Like, my wife's left me. And then you get stuck talking to them.
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Speaker 3: Depends how close we are.
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Speaker 1: If it's the girl, the cash register probably.
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Speaker 3: Just said true. I have had that happen before, though.
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Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Like, over.
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Speaker 3: I'm just having a really bad day. And I was like, oh, no, what happened? And then I was like, oh, I shouldn't have asked that. And then it just continued.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You have to be careful. You're taking her out for dinner.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Whining and dining there.
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Speaker 1: You've got your best friends now.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I have told this story before, but I'm such a people pleaser that I bought a ticket inspector who had written me up a ticket, a coffee once.
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Speaker 3: No, you did not.
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Speaker 4: Because I was coming down and says, oh, no, it gives you too late. And then he goes, oh, you're job creasing, bit of fluttery.
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Speaker 1: It gives you pretty far.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. And I said, well, given that I've got the ticket, can I grab a coffee now? And he goes, yeah, mate, go for it. And then I said, can I get you one?
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Speaker 1: And he said yes.
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Speaker 4: He said yes.
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Speaker 3: That should be illegal that he still gave you that ticket.
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Speaker 4: Right. And as I waved him off with his coffee in hand, I said, have a good day, legend.
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Speaker 1: How much was the ticket?
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Speaker 4: What's the ticket? Chapel Street?
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Speaker 1: It's 110, I think, on my street.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. That gets them a lot.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: It'd probably be 250 now because I've not paid it. More than that?
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Speaker 3: It's worse.
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Speaker 4: I'm like, it'll disappear at some point.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Can I just say,
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when I met you both, first met you both, because I don't like being described as normal, right? And I'm not calling you normal in that way. But when I first met you both, you were both very normal. Like, it took me a moment to find out that you won, Anna, like, you won Love Island. Like, you didn't even, you didn't open, like, some people open with that.
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Speaker 1: We were sitting in a booth, remember? I actually remember what you're saying. Yeah. We were talking about where everyone placed on. the TV shows because someone else obviously brought it up.
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Speaker 4: Of course.
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Speaker 1: Definitely not now. It was definitely someone else.
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Speaker 4: But you were the same too. You weren't just like boasting about your savings. Some people literally before they say hello, like, you know, kind of rattle off what they've done. And I was like, oh, these guys are impressive.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. So thanks for being nice.
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Speaker 3: You're always lovely.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're welcome.
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Speaker 3: And you also don't lead with your resume, which is lovely.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 4: At least, you know, let them get like a little bit of conversation and then I'll mention it.
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Speaker 1: Then he just dumped it on us. We had like one drink or two and then he was like, hey.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I'll corner you and that's your night done. How long has your podcast been running? Because it feels like it feels very successful.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, five years.
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Speaker 4: That is very successful.
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Speaker 3: It's a long time. Yeah. we are so different.
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Speaker 5: Like we started the podcast as two single people and we were like, let's talk about dating.
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Speaker 3: Let's talk about relationships.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. And within three months of the podcast, then going to air out to everyone, I was in a relationship.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I was as well at that point as well.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Like it's just been a crazy, like there's been marriages, there's been divorces, there's been stepkids, there's been.
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Speaker 1: Baby for me. Yeah, baby for me.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, congratulations.
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Speaker 5: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: I don't even think I've seen you since then. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: I know. It's so good.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, God, we're adults.
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 5: Don't you hate, like, realising that?
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Speaker 3: You're like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Because, like, I hope it's the same for both of you. I'm renovating at the moment. I'm getting all these questions. And I'm like, but I'm a kid.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I replied to my account the other day, YOLO, because I didn't know what to say.
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Speaker 1: Oh, mate, imagine as a count reading that. That's pretty bad. That's funny.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what to do. I've got to go back on air.
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Speaker 5: I didn't.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no, I hate growing up responsibly. The census the other day.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: I had a breakdown.
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Speaker 3: But I can't do stuff like that.
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Speaker 5: That's my husband.
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Speaker 1: I had a full breakdown.
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Speaker 4: Do you mean you had a census breakdown?
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Speaker 1: Like the census form.
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Speaker 4: Like logging in or the questions?
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Speaker 1: Just everything. Just the whole.
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Speaker 4: Well, then I don't think the questions were actually invasive. They weren't invasive enough.
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Speaker 1: No, to be fair, I stayed the night at my mum's house. She goes, show how childish I am. So I stayed at my mum's house and my roommates were refusing to do it for me. So it was just like, oh, I'm driving home then to go do it. Because you can't lie where you are.
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Speaker 4: Oh, so it's about where you were. Because it was also my birthday that day. It was about where you were that night.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I had to drive home. My God, you nerd.
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Speaker 4: You really committed to the census too.
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Speaker 1: $ 364 fine a day though if you don't do it. But I did it a few days later.
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Speaker 4: But wasn't there a week's grace period?
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Speaker 3: I thought it was per day.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: Well, if you haven't already done it now, you're in strife.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're in trouble. Because I don't want to get like full tinfoil cooker, but I'm like, don't the government have all my information already?
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Speaker 1: That's literally what I was thinking as I was filling it out. I was like, you know how much I earn. You know where I live. Like, why is this?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And you know people at government mind control think that people freak out about it. I could do with it. Like I wouldn't mind the government controlling me a bit more.
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Speaker 1: Steer me in the right direction.
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Speaker 4: I'm texting my accountant YOLO. I need the help.
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Speaker 5: I saw someone talking about they were like, oh, the government always lies to us, so I'm just going to lie.
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Speaker 3: The whole census away.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to lie about the rooms I have.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: They know. They could go on realestate.com and see how many rooms you have.
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Speaker 4: People are nuts. I even saw in a video like of Sam Pang winning the gold logo today, the first comment was, Albo should have won because he's such a good actor. And it's like, first of all, this has got nothing to do with it. They were just so angry.
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Speaker 1: I'm pissed.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you must have gotten it from like the, because I've done a bit of reality TV and it's like in comedy, you don't really get those sort of like, you know, trolls, but reality TV fans are passionate.
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Speaker 1: It's the wild west.
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Speaker 4: You must have gotten in both.
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Speaker 1: Well, you were quite lucky, I feel.
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Speaker 3: I was lucky, but there's definitely times.
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Speaker 1: Like, ups and downs. Yeah, I got, yeah, I got, no, on Love Island I got some.
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Speaker 4: But you were in the same season.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So she won and I came second.
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Speaker 4: Sly! I knew I liked you for a reason.
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Speaker 2: But separately, not to get, like, obviously.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, how quickly did you just go, like, meh to each other?
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Speaker 3: Immediately.
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Speaker 1: Immediately.
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Speaker 4: That's so nice though.
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Speaker 1: We knew each other before.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: We did a shoot together.
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Speaker 1: We did a couple. Like back in the day.
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Speaker 4: Like modeling. Modeling shoots. Oh my God, of course he did. What was it for?
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Speaker 1: We did a Maya catwalk.
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Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We did a pajama brand.
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Speaker 3: And it was like male, female model.
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Speaker 1: And we did something else, I feel. I don't remember off the top of my head.
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Speaker 4: Do you have, because Jack does catwalk and I know the terminology.
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Speaker 1: We've done one with Jack.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've done one with Jack. Oh, really?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Did we do it with Jack?
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Speaker 3: I feel like he was in it, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I feel like that night we came to that conclusion. Probably.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was a while ago.
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Speaker 4: She's been around. Do you have a good stomp? Isn't that the term? Like if you've got a good stomp on you?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Matt does.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I have a repensive look.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you've got to see him so pissed off.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then when Jack's walking us.
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Speaker 1: But look, welcoming at the same time.
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Speaker 4: Sell the product. Sell the garment. I clap. And I'm like, babe. And it's, like, not cool because he looks like he's like you know there's a bad smell that's his look and i'm like not.
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Speaker 3: Cool yeah We love a supportive partner.
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Speaker 4: So then how, so how did you, okay, what, because Love Island was both your first reality shows, right? Yeah. Which I also think people give people like a hard time to like housewives, anyone that does reality TV, you are opening up and offering up your life for people's entertainment. That takes guts.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And we were both modelling full time with Chadwick Models and our agent was like, if you go on the show, you will never work as a model another day in your life again.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, it was... To be fair, and I'll say this, we did it a while ago. Yeah, ages ago. It had a different reputation back then.
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Speaker 3: It's a different lifetime almost.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, to what it does now.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No offence to people doing it now, but I feel like it's... No, you're pioneers. We're pioneers, yeah. I let people go on there with a certain expectation.
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Speaker 4: 100%.
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Speaker 1: Whereas we did it, it was sort of like this new show and we were just like, yeah, I'm single and lonely.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: If I can meet someone to get a tan, cool. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, when I signed up to do I'm a Celebrity.
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Speaker 1: It was season one, weren't you?
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Speaker 4: Season one. And I remember, like, all the comedy agents were like, well, he'll never work in comedy again. This is a terrible idea. He's a comedian. Comedians don't do that. And now every single one has done it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, literally, you're a pioneer for that.
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Speaker 4: You did Celeb, didn't you?
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Speaker 1: I did Celeb this year.
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Speaker 4: Who were you there with?
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Speaker 1: Were you there this year? Yeah, I did it this year. Well, technically, last year. It was pre-recorded. Yeah, but it aired this year.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: My comedian was Nate Falvo.
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Speaker 4: Oh, valet. Sorry about that. No, wait, was that Concetta?
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Speaker 1: Was she there? Concetta won.
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Speaker 4: Did she win?
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Speaker 1: She won in the end, yeah. Really?
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Speaker 2: The Joel Creasy Show.
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Speaker 1: How did you find it?
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Speaker 4: Boring.
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Speaker 1: That's what no one explains to you, how boring the days are.
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Speaker 4: You want to get into the Tucker trials or whatever because it's something to do.
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Speaker 1: It's so funny when they're about to read your name out, who goes? You're like, fuck, not me, not me.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then it's not you and you're like, fuck, I wish it was me.
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Speaker 4: Absolutely confines where. Yeah, I know what you mean. It's like, give me something to do. Same as like, what's really weird is everyone goes, what did you have to eat? And I didn't do an eating trial until week five. And I was in there with Barry Hall, the football player. So I was like, well, I don't want to look like, you know, the
weak gay guy. So I was like, I'll go first, eating whatever crap it was, quite literally. And because I was so hungry, it wasn't that bad.
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Speaker 3: You're like, I'm starving.
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Speaker 4: I'm starving. I'll eat this.
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Speaker 1: I went in the first one.
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Speaker 4: Did you have to drink anything?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You didn't have to do that. That looks the worst.
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Speaker 1: A beetle smoothie or something. A beetle smoothie. And then like the beetles were like, eat it. But I ate a pig's anus.
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Speaker 5: Really?
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Speaker 1: Really.
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Speaker 4: And what did you eat on the show?
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Speaker 1: I think Chrissy did the ostrich anus on my season.
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Speaker 4: What a sentence. What's a pig's anus?
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Speaker 1: I'll give you one thing. It's not, it's just, if you think of an anus, it's all callous. So like only the top knot is actually meat.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I follow.
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Speaker 1: So you're just chewed on this thing and you can't swallow it because your mouth can't break it down. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: That's why I think the drink's worse because, like, I never had to do, like, a blended thing. It fills your whole mouth. You get the texture.
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Speaker 1: Well, I did two swallows and, like, vomited back in and then I had to drink it back. So I was like, pfft.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, screen time.
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Speaker 1: You guys are fools. I could not do that show.
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Speaker 5: It's just like it blows my mind even hearing you guys share stories about this.
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Speaker 3: Like I just don't know how.
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Speaker 4: Well, you've won a show, so I mean like.
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Speaker 5: I was terrified of all animals, any sort of spider.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I just couldn't do it.
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Speaker 4: I hate the outdoors, but I love the tension. I hate the outdoors.
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Speaker 1: Love it. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I'll do anything if there's a camera on me. Like I went skydiving recently. People were like, really, why? I went, oh, because it was a SponCon campaign. for a squealing pig wine and they dressed me as a pig. So I was a literal squealing pig coming out of the plane. That is clever marketing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's clever marketing.
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Speaker 4: It is clever marketing.
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Speaker 1: You do anything for a strange time.
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Speaker 4: I will go out and I'll go to the opening of a door. Have you got- An envelope. An envelope, door, whatever, uninvited, I don't care. Is there one that you want to do?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: Really?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 4: Is it because you're like, I've nailed one? Go out on top.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I cut out on top. It's hard to do that a second time. I don't know.
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Speaker 5: I think I'm just like one, done, and now I'm like pivoting. I have a business, so I'm just like very.
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Speaker 3: Much involved in that. Yeah, we just launched our one-hour express.
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Speaker 4: I follow it on Instagram.
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Speaker 3: I'll send you some.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I remember it's Michael, isn't it?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I think you were only just dating when we first met.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been really early.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Early days.
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Speaker 4: You all loved up.
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Speaker 3: I know. I know.
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Speaker 4: And then what's your problem? Come on, man.
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Speaker 1: Crickets. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But is this good content for the podcast? Is this mostly what you do?
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Speaker 1: It is. Until it's not.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Until it's not.
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Speaker 4: I know, yeah. You become tabloid fodder sometimes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I know him.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Poor thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm a slut for a part of that. Yeah. They just love me, don't they?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they love you. I mean... they've got to fill those pages somehow in the Daily Mail. They're like, all right, who's he dating?
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Speaker 1: What's he up to now? Let's lean on him.
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Speaker 4: But then you've got the podcast to clap back at least.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. And Matt has a colourful dating life. So, I mean, it's interesting, you know, following along, right?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, then you're both telling me, like, you know people on The Traders. Yes.
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Speaker 3: Yes. It's so funny.
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Speaker 5: Matt and I, I think we were actually in the podcast studio and it came up on, like, a page. And I was like, oh, there's my ex on The Traders. And then I, like, you know, flick across and I'm like, and there's your ex.
00:15:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, Red or Colleen.
00:15:34
Speaker 4: It's weird, isn't it?
00:15:37
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:38
Speaker 4: Would you do that show, Traitors?
00:15:41
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
00:15:42
Speaker 4: Well, we know how you go on the lie detector test, you swear.
00:15:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. So I wouldn't do it. I'm not a good liar. Matt, I think you'd be.
00:15:48
Speaker 1: I'd be all right, I feel. I don't know the actual concept. Yeah, you'd do it. I don't know the concept of it, though.
00:15:52
Speaker 4: I think it's like Murder in the Dark. Remember that game you used to play as a kid?
00:15:55
Speaker 1: Vaguely.
00:15:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, same.
00:15:57
Speaker 1: Vaguely.
00:15:57
Speaker 4: Someone said that to me. Now I'm saying it to you.
00:15:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. I'll go Google it. Someone, there's people that are the murderers and then there's people that are trying to suss him and they have to lie.
00:16:06
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:16:07
Speaker 1: Do they do challenges during the day?
00:16:08
Speaker 4:
Traitors and Faithfuls. And I think they do challenges. I think it's a bit like The Mole. Remember that show?
00:16:11
Speaker 1: Vaguely? Yeah, another one.
00:16:13
Speaker 4: I always say I would quite like to do Celebrity Apprentice because you get to wear nice suits.
00:16:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:16:19
Speaker 1: That'd be good. Who would the boss be? Mr.
00:16:21
Speaker 4: Beerus.
00:16:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
00:16:23
Speaker 4: If he's still with us.
00:16:24
Speaker 1: I don't know.
00:16:25
Speaker 4: Do you remember in the American one, it was Trump for ages and there was one season, it was Martha Stewart.
00:16:29
Speaker 3: Was it?
00:16:30
Speaker 4: She was like the apprentice one season. Well, not the apprentice, the boss.
00:16:33
Speaker 5: I do remember Trump being, he had some classic lines in there.
00:16:37
Speaker 1: Like terrible.
00:16:38
Speaker 3: I used to love him.
00:16:38
Speaker 4: I used to love that show. I used to love him on it. I'm like, what's happened? Can we go back to that, please? Because now you've ruined everything. I want to go to and see my mate in America next year. I'm like, do I just delete all my social media accounts? Not that there's anything edgy on there, but like, what? Am I going to get in?
00:16:52
Speaker 1: Apparently they ask you to show your socials.
00:16:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do a full, like, check you out. There's people who have been denied. I know.
00:17:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, old mate.
00:17:01
Speaker 4: Yeah. Kelly Holliday.
00:17:03
Speaker 1: Oh, did you just get denied?
00:17:04
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:17:04
Speaker 1: So you have to cancel his tour or something. There you go.
00:17:07
Speaker 3: See, it's a real thing.
00:17:08
Speaker 4: But also I'd be embarrassed showing them my socials. This is me and Barley.
00:17:12
Speaker 3: My nudes.
00:17:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not going into the hidden folder, are you?
00:17:16
Speaker 1: Don't go in there. Don't go in the hidden folder.
00:17:21
Speaker 4: Oh, no. So you've done Love Island. You've done I Am A Select. Have you done any other reality?
00:17:25
Speaker 1: No, just them two.
00:17:26
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, mate. Marina Fleur's done like 15.
00:17:29
Speaker 5: Who?
00:17:30
Speaker 4: Dirty Street Pie.
00:17:32
Speaker 3: Oh, Dirty Street Pie.
00:17:33
Speaker 4: That was a bad reference. That was classic. That was like an eight-year-old reference. Yeah, Keira Maguire. Okay, then.
00:17:39
Speaker 1: That's my ex.
00:17:40
Speaker 4: Is it really? Keira's your ex?
00:17:43
Speaker 1: That's who I'm talking about.
00:17:44
Speaker 4: I've never met her. I want to.
00:17:47
Speaker 1: I don't have contact with her, but if I did, I could.
00:17:49
Speaker 4: You could what? Well, I think it's like, you know, yeah. I mean, I've seen a little bit of her on Traders, even though I don't know how it works.
00:17:58
Speaker 3: Wow.
00:17:59
Speaker 4: You know how to pick them.
00:18:01
Speaker 1: No comment. And
you asked me before, what's my problem? What's the problem with me? What is wrong with me?
00:18:05
Speaker 4: Why? Why don't you want just someone, like, nice?
00:18:08
Speaker 1: I don't know. She keeps it interesting.
00:18:11
Speaker 3: I get it.
00:18:12
Speaker 4: You keep it interesting. Like, I always said I prefer, like, a spiky person over, like, a beige person.
00:18:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, yeah, but then how spiky do you go?
00:18:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, true. And I've done that.
00:18:22
Speaker 1: You go full spiky.
00:18:23
Speaker 4: I go full spiky. You want the full kid now.
00:18:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, the full kid now.
00:18:25
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:18:26
Speaker 1: Akira's funny. She's great. We were years ago.
00:18:29
Speaker 4: She makes me laugh when I see her on stuff. Like, she knows how to play reality TV. Like, is it a skill?
00:18:35
Speaker 1: Oh, she's a pro at it. She's a pro.
00:18:37
Speaker 4: And that's, like, once again, I think people give reality TV such a hard time. It's like, well, actors just get to be other people. I get that it's a craft. But, you know, like, some of these housewives, they're opening up their whole families, their whole lives, their kids.
00:18:50
Speaker 1: You love housewives, don't you?
00:18:52
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I do. But then I hosted the Royal Housewives of Sydney reunion. And I'm still scarred. Really?
00:18:58
Speaker 5: What happened?
00:18:58
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
00:18:59
Speaker 4: Monsters. No. They all came with their lawyers. I couldn't ask anything.
00:19:03
Speaker 5: Wow.
00:19:04
Speaker 4: Oh, my God. They were, like, arguing so hardcore before the show that one of them got put into a closet to calm down.
00:19:12
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
00:19:14
Speaker 4: And then they get out to sit and they're like this. Oh, nicey-nicey. Not saying anything. And I'm now looking like a tit. I'm trying to cause some drama, but I'm not allowed to ask about certain things, am I? Then one doesn't bloody rock up. Because she said that it was her daughter's prom. I'm like, it's Australia.
00:19:30
Speaker 1: We don't have proms.
00:19:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. And her daughter, Nawal. I'm like, what is that, a whale with a horn on its head? And it's her daughter's prom the night before, and she promised her daughter, Nawal, that they would have cheese toasties together at 3 a.m. when Nawal got home from the prom. I'm like, you've never eaten a cup, Nicole. What are you talking about? It's showbiz. Get to the reunion.
00:19:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it part of their con? They've got their lawyers there?
00:19:51
Speaker 4: Apparently not. So there I am. Yeah, anyway.
00:19:54
Speaker 1: The only one I've ever seen is Denise Richards when she puts her jacket on the wrong way.
00:19:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Dorit tells her off. It's so good. You haven't watched Real Housewives of Melbourne?
00:20:02
Speaker 1: No.
00:20:03
Speaker 4: That's good.
00:20:03
Speaker 3: Is it?
00:20:04
Speaker 4: Gina Liano.
00:20:05
Speaker 1: I know Gina Liano. I've met her.
00:20:06
Speaker 4: She's amazing. That's Australian law.
00:20:08
Speaker 1: You've got to if you're around.
00:20:10
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:20:11
Speaker 4: She once came to my house and left a fake tan mark on my beige couch and I never got it removed because it was so special.
00:20:19
Speaker 3: Said no one ever.
00:20:23
Speaker 4: She can give some of your products to Gina. She'll love.
00:20:27
Speaker 5: It.
00:20:27
Speaker 2: The Joel Gracie Show.
00:20:28
Speaker 4: Do you guys do any, do you do live shows?
00:20:31
Speaker 3: We have done, yeah.
00:20:32
Speaker 4: Actually, I saw the photos.
00:20:34
Speaker 3: Yeah. Massive.
00:20:36
Speaker 1: Yeah. We just, I'll preface by saying we don't get along when that happens.
00:20:40
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:20:41
Speaker 3: What do you mean? I like to prepare and Matt likes to just like.
00:20:44
Speaker 1: Go out there.
00:20:45
Speaker 3: You know. Matt does like zero level of preparation.
00:20:48
Speaker 1: I stormed out of my hotel room. And left her in there in Brisbane.
00:20:52
Speaker 4: You should be a housewife.
00:20:55
Speaker 5: Mads were dramatic. Like, I'm like, it takes a lot to deal with this. In the start of our podcasting days, like, we would fight all the time.
00:21:02
Speaker 1: All the time.
00:21:03
Speaker 4: Right.
00:21:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:21:05
Speaker 1: You stormed out of an actual record.
00:21:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you were so annoying.
00:21:08
Speaker 1: And then you stormed out and we didn't record.
00:21:10
Speaker 4: We were talking about astrology.
00:21:11
Speaker 5: I feel like it always comes back.
00:21:13
Speaker 1: I was like, no one cares.
00:21:15
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:21:15
Speaker 3: Matt, like, I feel it comes a lot to do with I'm not allowed to say this. I'm going to get in trouble for saying this.
00:21:22
Speaker 1: Partners.
00:21:23
Speaker 4: Oh, oh. But do you bleep or do you cuss?
00:21:26
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. It's just, I can't say anything about what's going on in my life.
00:21:30
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:21:30
Speaker 1: Sort of thing.
00:21:31
Speaker 3: You're not allowed, which, yeah.
00:21:32
Speaker 1: And then, which is fair enough, respectfully, but there's a way around it. And I just was not compromising with Anna.
00:21:39
Speaker 4: So when you say, but then when you say prepare, what, like, what does it prepare for a live show? Just like, what's he not doing?
00:21:46
Speaker 5: Everything he genuinely wants to like.
00:21:49
Speaker 4: Let's not do this let's not do it i love it this is way better than the house let's not get the beef started again.
00:21:55
Speaker 1: No anna just wants to read the script down.
00:21:58
Speaker 5: No i want to like organize what we're going to talk about matt's kind of like let's just like see how we feel i'm like see how we.
00:22:04
Speaker 1: Feel well i have top points and i'll be like.
00:22:07
Speaker 3: It's like it's too i'm yeah i.
00:22:10
Speaker 1: Like to prepare Whereas I like to be like, you know, I could feel the crowd.
00:22:13
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:22:14
Speaker 1: As a stand-up, you would know that. You would feel the crowd.
00:22:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Joel's not, like, rolling into a stand-up with, like, I'll just see what joke comes to mind.
00:22:21
Speaker 3: Like, I'm sure you've thought about it.
00:22:23
Speaker 1: I was at yours one time when you were going over your jokes.
00:22:26
Speaker 4: I was, like, performing jokes for you?
00:22:28
Speaker 1: No, you were going over your script.
00:22:29
Speaker 4: Oh, God, how awful. I'm a monster.
00:22:32
Speaker 1: You were going over your stand-up set, do you remember?
00:22:34
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
00:22:35
Speaker 4: And I must say, I am, like, I... I hate writing a set list. Like, I always start with welcome. Like, I'm going to forget.
00:22:42
Speaker 1: To welcome.
00:22:43
Speaker 4: Like, I'm going to forget to say hello. And then I'll take, like, a three-hour pause because I'm over it because I've written the word welcome. And then, like, the gig's five minutes. And then I write it all down and don't follow any of it.
00:22:56
Speaker 1: I actually did a stand-up performance in the jungle.
00:22:58
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
00:22:59
Speaker 4: And you did well.
00:22:59
Speaker 3: Did you guys have to do that?
00:23:01
Speaker 1: Well, I just had to.
00:23:02
Speaker 4: Well, you didn't have tough competition.
00:23:05
Speaker 1: Well, they went, Cheddar and Nathan went before me.
00:23:08
Speaker 4: And then.
00:23:09
Speaker 1: And then I had to follow Barry Williams, you know.
00:23:12
Speaker 4: Yeah. This is the joy of doing these shows. You get to say such bonkers sentences.
00:23:17
Speaker 1: Such bonkers sentences. Yeah, I know. And he did a song and then I went off and did mine.
00:23:22
Speaker 4: Like a comical song. Was it a stand-up show or was it a talent show?
00:23:25
Speaker 1: I wanted to do a stand-up and then the comedians did their bit. You know, a little bit of me time. A bit of me time. The camera's rolling.
00:23:32
Speaker 4: Get the lights in.
00:23:33
Speaker 5: You were great, though.
00:23:35
Speaker 1: I did do well.
00:23:35
Speaker 3: You did really well.
00:23:37
Speaker 1: They cut out most of my set, but what they did.
00:23:39
Speaker 3: It was funny.
00:23:40
Speaker 4: Was it like blue? Couldn't go to air? Was it dirty?
00:23:43
Speaker 1: No, I wanted everything to go to air, so I was very tamed.
00:23:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
00:23:48
Speaker 1: But like, you know.
00:23:49
Speaker 4: Just like Matt.
00:23:50
Speaker 1: Yeah. But they were conscious of time of an episode.
00:23:55
Speaker 4: Yawn.
00:23:55
Speaker 1: Yawn.
00:23:56
Speaker 4: Did you, did they call you celebrities over the speaker box? Because Andrew Datto on my season cracked the shits and went up to the Tok Toky and said, can you please stop calling us celebrities? Can you call us campmates? And I said, bro, I ain't doing this show unless I'm a celebrity. So I wouldn't complain. So then they would go. Camp mates and celebrities, Joel, if you please go to the live.
00:24:16
Speaker 3: I love that.
00:24:18
Speaker 4: Sorry, bro. I'm not eating anus for no reason.
00:24:21
Speaker 1: To be called a camp mate.
00:24:26
Speaker 4: So how many, so you record once, because I see you record once a week. How long is like a season of your podcast?
00:24:31
Speaker 3: We never stop.
00:24:32
Speaker 1: That's good.
00:24:33
Speaker 3: We just keep it going.
00:24:34
Speaker 4: Content is king.
00:24:35
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:24:36
Speaker 1: Just every week.
00:24:37
Speaker 3: Even Christmas. We pre-record some and yeah.
00:24:40
Speaker 5: Hey.
00:24:42
Speaker 1: I think people are aware we do it.
00:24:43
Speaker 4: But you're both beautiful people. Aren't you both do like a European vacay? Like this is TikTok. This is prime season.
00:24:49
Speaker 3: We still do that.
00:24:50
Speaker 1: We still do that. We record. So if we know someone's going away.
00:24:53
Speaker 4: Who's going away next?
00:24:54
Speaker 3: Hopefully me. Because I need a holiday.
00:24:55
Speaker 1: I think it's me though. But it is.
00:24:57
Speaker 5: Is it?
00:24:57
Speaker 1: Bali.
00:24:58
Speaker 5: Oh, Bali.
00:24:59
Speaker 4: Does that count?
00:25:00
Speaker 1: You know what? Fair point. I'm from Perth.
00:25:02
Speaker 4: We call it Far North Perth.
00:25:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
00:25:04
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:25:04
Speaker 4: That's hilarious. Like, I just feel like my Instagram feed is lacking when one of you aren't in Greece.
00:25:09
Speaker 3: Yeah. I went to Japan recently. Unbelievable. Amazing. Sensory overload. Like, lights everywhere.
00:25:16
Speaker 1: I loved it. Have you been to Japan?
00:25:18
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was the last trip I did before I discovered a travel agent and how good they are. And I booked us into a hotel in Akihabara, the manga district. That was sensory overload.
00:25:29
Speaker 3: The manga district.
00:25:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:30
Speaker 5: There you go.
00:25:31
Speaker 4: It was too much.
00:25:31
Speaker 1: I would always use a travel agent, yeah.
00:25:33
Speaker 3: Really? I've never used a travel agent.
00:25:35
Speaker 4: They're the best.
00:25:36
Speaker 3: Really?
00:25:36
Speaker 4: It's like, why hasn't no one told me about this?
00:25:39
Speaker 3: They're so good.
00:25:40
Speaker 1: What do they bring you? What do they even pay them?
00:25:43
Speaker 4: They get commission off of the hotels and the flights, so you don't pay them anything.
00:25:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought because I was like, when do I pay you?
00:25:49
Speaker 4: You don't. Yeah.
00:25:50
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:25:51
Speaker 4: And they, like, know these places so often they'll get you like an upgrade or like a nice room. It'll change your life. Yeah. I'll
give you my travel agent.
00:26:00
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:26:00
Speaker 5: Yeah. I just discovered Luxury Escapes like only a year ago and I feel like that's a bit life changing. Yeah. Like even doing comparisons between like different, like booking.com, I saved like $ 3, 000 on a hotel.
00:26:11
Speaker 1: Really? That's a lot of money.
00:26:12
Speaker 4: You'd be a good travel like presenter. Yeah.
00:26:16
Speaker 3: That's like, I love travel.
00:26:17
Speaker 4: I can see you doing that.
00:26:18
Speaker 3: I'm constantly wanting to be away.
00:26:20
Speaker 1: Is Trouble, what's the show? Is that still Postcards? Is that still going around?
00:26:23
Speaker 4: Postcards.
00:26:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I saw it recently on TV.
00:26:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, Postcards is still around.
00:26:27
Speaker 3: On a random Sunday.
00:26:28
Speaker 5: Get away.
00:26:29
Speaker 1: Get away.
00:26:29
Speaker 3: Get away, yeah.
00:26:30
Speaker 4: The Great Outdoors, I think that's gone. That was Ernie Dingo, remember? Great Outdoors?
00:26:33
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:26:34
Speaker 4: That used to be Sunday night bumper viewing. Better homes and gardens into the great outdoors.
00:26:38
Speaker 1: Backyard Blitz. I was explaining that to someone the other day.
00:26:41
Speaker 4: Banger of a show.
00:26:42
Speaker 1: How do you even explain it? I was trying to explain it to some Gen Z.
00:26:46
Speaker 4: I love it. Jamie Durie. Was that Jamie Durie?
00:26:49
Speaker 1: And Scotty Camp.
00:26:50
Speaker 4: Scotty Camp. My God, hasn't he just hung around? Oh, my God. And remember, I'm changing rooms and I'd love it. You know, the neighbours would go and decorate each other's rooms and I'd love it when someone's really upset. Like, they've made, like, what? I don't want my lounge room to look like a circus tent. And they'd be, like, in tears when the room reveal happens.
00:27:06
Speaker 1: Have you seen the TikToks about Pimp My Ride now?
00:27:09
Speaker 5: No.
00:27:09
Speaker 1: Where how impractical the cars were and how people would leave with these cars with, like, a TV in the back or, like, a jacuzzi. And they'd just be like, what the fuck?
00:27:18
Speaker 4: What am I doing with a jacuzzi in the car? I'm like, yeah, I shouldn't.
00:27:23
Speaker 1: Be on the road.
00:27:23
Speaker 4: Like, I... knocked the rear passenger handle off the car. Oh, God.
00:27:30
Speaker 1: Your car?
00:27:31
Speaker 4: Off my car. What did you hear? I can't remember. You definitely shouldn't be on there. No, but even the repairman was like, I don't know how you did this.
00:27:39
Speaker 1: Oh, God.
00:27:39
Speaker 4: It was the rear passenger side handle.
00:27:42
Speaker 3: You know, Matt shouldn't also be on the road.
00:27:44
Speaker 5: Really?
00:27:44
Speaker 1: No, no.
00:27:45
Speaker 3: No, Matt is a horrible driver.
00:27:47
Speaker 1: I'm a confident driver.
00:27:49
Speaker 4: Oh, see, I'm not confident.
00:27:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm flippant and what would
you say? Like I'm very– Daring.
00:27:55
Speaker 3: You know, like when you're like in the passenger seat of someone.
00:27:58
Speaker 1: Not daring is the wrong word. I just, I'm confident in myself and I take, you know. Okay.
00:28:01
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:28:02
Speaker 4: I drive under the limit.
00:28:03
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:28:04
Speaker 1: No, I don't drive over the limit. I just would take that turn.
00:28:06
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:28:06
Speaker 4: Okay. You're like Jack.
00:28:07
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like I'll take it. I know I can.
00:28:09
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: I'll hesitate.
00:28:10
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:28:10
Speaker 1: Hesitate you die. I should be grim for this.
00:28:12
Speaker 4: Sorry guys. No, it's fine. That's what this whole show is about really.
00:28:16
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:28:16
Speaker 4: No, I should not be. I fell my driving test seven times.
00:28:18
Speaker 3: Did you?
00:28:19
Speaker 4: I don't even think I passed the seventh time. He paid him. You're exhausting.
00:28:25
Speaker 1: I do not want to take it again for you.
00:28:27
Speaker 4: The first time I drove into the wall of the instruction centre.
00:28:29
Speaker 3: Stop.
00:28:30
Speaker 1: That's really devastating.
00:28:31
Speaker 4: I was only in the car for 30 seconds. He goes, get out. I was like, have I passed already?
00:28:34
Speaker 3: LAUGHTER I failed three times.
00:28:37
Speaker 4: Oh, I feel your pain.
00:28:39
Speaker 5: And, like, the first time I failed, I hadn't even started driving, but I didn't know how.
00:28:44
Speaker 3: To de-miss the car. Like, the whole, it was raining. I was stressed. I was genuinely, like, Matt knows me. Like, in certain situations, I get so nervous. I was, like, shaking. And then they're like, okay, de-miss the car. And I was like, fuck, what button to press? And I couldn't do it. And he's like, you failed.
00:28:58
Speaker 4: You couldn't de-miss the car. That's really cute.
00:29:02
Speaker 3: Obviously, my parents, like, should have taught me that.
00:29:04
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:29:06
Speaker 1: I've not heard that one.
00:29:07
Speaker 4: That is special.
00:29:07
Speaker 1: That is a good one. I haven't heard that story before either.
00:29:09
Speaker 4: I hit the girl taking the test after me, try number four.
00:29:15
Speaker 3: Because she failed you.
00:29:16
Speaker 4: No, she was, like, meant to be getting in the car next.
00:29:19
Speaker 5: Oh. Yeah.
00:29:20
Speaker 1: So you got back to the centre.
00:29:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hit her. She's arriving for her test after me. I hit her. I'm like, well, I saved you half an hour. Oh, my God. I should not be on the ride.
00:29:31
Speaker 1: All right, well, when we leave, I'll let you drive out first to the car park.
00:29:36
Speaker 4: It's like a bumper car at this point. I've got big foam pads.
00:29:40
Speaker 5: Now.
00:29:40
Speaker 4: Genuinely, not on the car. That would look ridiculous. But they're in my car bay.
00:29:44
Speaker 3: You need to live in America.
00:29:45
Speaker 5: Don't they parallel park and then they touch each other as they park?
00:29:50
Speaker 3: I was like, can you imagine?
00:29:51
Speaker 4: And they've got valet everywhere.
00:29:53
Speaker 1: Oh, I love valet. Yeah, they love valet. Valet's good. Yeah.
00:29:57
Speaker 3: It's worth the money.
00:29:58
Speaker 1: It's worth the money.
00:29:58
Speaker 3: The time is money.
00:29:59
Speaker 1: All right.
00:30:00
Speaker 4: I'm flat chat. And in my case, time is money because if I do any more damage, it's just going to cost.
00:30:05
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:30:06
Speaker 3: Maybe you need a driver.
00:30:07
Speaker 5: I'd love that. Yeah.
00:30:08
Speaker 4: I'd love a driver.
00:30:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:30:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, what would be your, like, because, you know, when you hear about celebrities travelling with, like, chefs and PTs and stuff, and I kind of go, I get it. Like, they are so flat out. What would be, like, your top, like, if you could have one? Chef, valet.
00:30:24
Speaker 1: Private jet. Is that on our podcast?
00:30:26
Speaker 4: That's not a person.
00:30:26
Speaker 3: Matt's obsessed with private jets at this moment.
00:30:28
Speaker 4: I've never been on one.
00:30:30
Speaker 1: I have.
00:30:30
Speaker 4: I went on a private jet.
00:30:31
Speaker 3: Really?
00:30:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:30:32
Speaker 5: Oh, it was okay.
00:30:34
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool.
00:30:34
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:30:35
Speaker 1: I mean, it depends who you're on there with.
00:30:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was about to say.
00:30:37
Speaker 4: Were you on there together or separately?
00:30:38
Speaker 1: No, separately.
00:30:39
Speaker 5: We were meant to go on together, but then I.
00:30:42
Speaker 3: Was heavily pregnant. Matt's like, ooh, it's a private jet.
00:30:47
Speaker 1: Get on. Yeah.
00:30:48
Speaker 4: We want to go on a private jet. Yeah, just reach out. To who?
00:30:52
Speaker 1: Who is he reaching out to?
00:30:54
Speaker 3: You didn't reach out to him.
00:30:55
Speaker 1: I didn't really reach out to him, but, you know, he's everywhere.
00:30:57
Speaker 4: I didn't know Kira has a private jet. And then what do you want? He wants a private jet.
00:31:02
Speaker 5: I feel like someone who just, like, keeps the house clean at all times and cooks on the side would be lovely.
00:31:08
Speaker 1: Do you have a dual person?
00:31:09
Speaker 5: No, no.
00:31:09
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a housekeeper.
00:31:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, a housekeeper who lives there. Just, like, the house is just, like, spic and span, you know?
00:31:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, the Turek mum's called a house manager.
00:31:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love a house manager.
00:31:19
Speaker 4: What's type B? Is that your blood type?
00:31:20
Speaker 5: No.
00:31:21
Speaker 3: It's not my blood type.
00:31:22
Speaker 5: It's like if you're type A, you're very anal and, like, everything's clean, everything has a spot. Type B,
everything's kind of, like, all over the place.
00:31:30
Speaker 1: What would you be?
00:31:31
Speaker 4: What's C?
00:31:32
Speaker 3: I think C is, like, a combination.
00:31:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'd be combination.
00:31:35
Speaker 1: Yeah. So you get into bursts where you want to be.
00:31:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes I'm like, everything's got to be clean. Other days, like, oh, my God, like, waking up is too hard.
00:31:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'm type C then.
00:31:42
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:31:43
Speaker 4: What are you?
00:31:44
Speaker 1: I'd be type A.
00:31:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll definitely be.
00:31:46
Speaker 1: I'm type A, yeah.
00:31:47
Speaker 4: What's that, messy?
00:31:48
Speaker 1: I'm not messy. I'm messy, but hygienic.
00:31:50
Speaker 5: It's like prioritizing other things as well. Like cleaning is not at the top of maybe any of our bucket list or organization. Whereas other people are like very like regimented, you know, like time schedule.
00:32:04
Speaker 4: So Jack Charles, who works here, I heard him saying on the radio the other day, he cannot imagine starting today without making his bed.
00:32:10
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I can imagine. I do not believe he makes his bed every morning.
00:32:14
Speaker 4: I make my bed every day. He does because he.
00:32:16
Speaker 1: Posts it on Instagram. I've never seen it.
00:32:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, with top pillows and shit.
00:32:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:32:20
Speaker 4: Do you make yours every day?
00:32:21
Speaker 3: I do, actually.
00:32:22
Speaker 4: But what time? When do you get up?
00:32:24
Speaker 5: But I like to marinate in bed for like 30 minutes. Like if I have to get up immediately.
00:32:29
Speaker 3: Do you get on your phone?
00:32:30
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be on your phone.
00:32:31
Speaker 3: I like to get a coffee.
00:32:32
Speaker 4: I like to put on the morning TV. Because if you're not on your phone.
00:32:34
Speaker 1: I am. It's coming from someone who knows what not to do.
00:32:38
Speaker 4: You're the person that watches morning TV?
00:32:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:32:39
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:32:40
Speaker 4: Do you wake up with Today or Cash Cow?
00:32:42
Speaker 3: You know, I've kind of like changed a little over.
00:32:44
Speaker 4: You're like ABC News Breakfast.
00:32:46
Speaker 3: You know, ABC is pretty good sometimes.
00:32:48
Speaker 2: I quite like it.
00:32:48
Speaker 4: Too, yeah. I quite like it.
00:32:51
Speaker 1: I love it. Today or Cash Cow.
00:32:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
00:32:54
Speaker 3: Oh, my God, I forgot about the Cash Cow.
00:32:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
00:32:57
Speaker 3: Has anyone actually won that?
00:32:58
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've never watched a whole episode of Sunrise.
00:33:01
Speaker 3: Neither have I.
00:33:01
Speaker 4: But I have been on Sunrise and I've just seen the Cash Cow costume just lying on the floor. I was really like.
00:33:07
Speaker 1: There's some intern that I suppose. Oh, yeah. It's all sweaty from the fever.
00:33:11
Speaker 3: I know.
00:33:12
Speaker 4: It's like Sonia Kruger ain't in the cash cow. She is. Channel 7's cash cow. You two are the best. I could talk to you all day. Listen to Anna and Matt's podcast where you had it. You are, yeah, just both a delight. And, yeah, swing by any time. We're neighbours. Thanks.
00:33:27
Speaker 3: I know.
00:33:28
Speaker 4: You should come around. Happily. You know me. I'm such a wallflower. Because you know what I call this end of the building? You know what I call this end of the building?
00:33:35
Speaker 1: No.
00:33:36
Speaker 4: Because this is Smoother Fam. I call it the retirement village. Oh, okay, yeah.
00:33:39
Speaker 1: It's nice.
00:33:39
Speaker 4: That ends la-la-la-la-la.
00:33:40
Speaker 1: Chrissy running around yelling.
00:33:42
Speaker 4: This ends chill.
00:33:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like it.
00:33:44
Speaker 4: I don't know if they're thrilled that I've moved in, but whatever.
00:33:47
Speaker 5: We love it and that's amazing.
00:33:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. I got to wave at you the other day.
00:33:50
Speaker 5: I know.
00:33:51
Speaker 4: It's nice to see people.
00:33:52
Speaker 3: I know.
00:33:53
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:33:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:33:54
Speaker 4: I'll swing by anytime.
00:33:55
Speaker 1: Thanks, guys. Thank you.
00:33:56
Speaker 2: Bye. The Joel Creasy Show is done.
00:34:01
Speaker 1: But Joel's got plenty more to say.
00:34:03
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