رونوشت کامل Episode 351 Mark Bailey, Mike Miller

00:03:37.599 where they have the right to put an interview in, 75 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:41.639 so that's less hard music that I'm playing. So they're 76 00:03:41.719 --> 00:03:46.199 so intelligent that they put the hardest rock band get 77 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:48.960 an interview where we play two of your songs during 78 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:51.759 my thirty minute segment. A bunch of Einstein's out there. 79 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:53.639 Yeah yah, yeah, they don't know who you are, and 80 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:55.680 he goes, but then they're gonna hear the hard music 81 00:03:56.240 --> 00:03:57.599 and they're not gonna lock it. I said, but they're 82 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:02.800 not listening. I babysit for thirty minutes, and they said, 83 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.199 if I could babysit, i'd put metallicall every time. 84 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:08.120 Yeah, it's this hilarious and. 85 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:10.599 They're not in business anymore. How do I look? 86 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:12.840 Yeah, kind of funny how that happened. Huh. 87 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:16.759 All right, different topic. We were talking about. Kraftwerk was 88 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:17.519 in town recently. 89 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:19.399 Yeah, I didn't go see them, but a couple people 90 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:21.120 did and posted about it on Facebook. 91 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:23.399 And I predicted because I'm from the future, I said, 92 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:25.920 be four or five guys with just tables and they 93 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:29.279 won't even have a ceiling or ceiling cam. You can't 94 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:32.720 see the fingers, can't see are they even playing. 95 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:36.160 No, They're like they're like trading stocks and they don't move. 96 00:04:36.519 --> 00:04:39.360 Yeah, yeah, and there, And I said, you know, I'm 97 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.720 not going to pay twenty thousand to watch that. 98 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:43.759 And that's the thing, you know, every one of these 99 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:47.839 concerts is like twenty sixteen thousand for a bad seat. 100 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:50.079 But one of the guys who went was raving about it. 101 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.720 He was like, it was a really good concert. But 102 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:56.519 he's a he's a fan for a long time. I think, actually, yeah, yeah, 103 00:04:56.920 --> 00:05:00.959 you moved wave high until they were asks even or 104 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:03.160 something like. He don't even see their faces, so you 105 00:05:03.199 --> 00:05:05.519 don't know, you don't even know if it's them. They 106 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:07.399 could just be they could just be hiring random people 107 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:08.600 to go and play their music and. 108 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:12.399 They're in their seventies now and they don't move, But 109 00:05:12.439 --> 00:05:14.560 in their twenties they didn't move, so you could tell 110 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.000 the difference. I could tell your seventies, you know. And 111 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:19.639 it's like I haven't fallen and I won't get up 112 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.879 because I don't move, bumb. 113 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.480 You should try that. You should just go up on stage. 114 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:30.120 You just stand there for twenty minutes, see what happens. 115 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:33.879 Our friend Dean, he did a great concert with kraft 116 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:35.639 Work that was really good him in the concert with 117 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:38.279 kraft Work, what's the punch mode? 118 00:05:38.360 --> 00:05:41.000 And did orchestral maneuvers in the dark was really good. 119 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:44.319 He did Gary Newman. He had a guy that sang 120 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:46.279 with him or something sing for him. They were great, 121 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:49.920 and Dean moved more than kraft Work because Dean has threats. Yeah, 122 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:54.360 doesn't have threats, but but I would. That's a better 123 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:56.600 concert than I would have had experience. 124 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:58.480 And it was like a thousand yen or something? Is 125 00:05:58.519 --> 00:05:59.720 it GC Love GC Live. 126 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:02.720 I'm like, I know I'm not gonna be happy with this. 127 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:04.839 I don't know if you remember Kotaro. 128 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:07.560 He was a new age chap Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, God. 129 00:06:07.639 --> 00:06:10.279 I saw him in New York on a date and 130 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:13.600 I fell asleep. It's just instant and he's in a 131 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.560 kata or whatever and it's playing electric. 132 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:20.360 Yeah, keyboard electric koto okay. 133 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:22.920 And you can't see his fingers. There's no camera and 134 00:06:22.959 --> 00:06:23.879 he's just doing. 135 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:25.360 A showman a showman. 136 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:28.920 Yeah. Well, I know, he's just doing this, just woking 137 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:29.639 on his fingers. 138 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:33.120 I saw Kotaro in Nagoya. I have a bit of 139 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:35.560 a story because I was teaching at this really rough 140 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:40.959 school near Ozone and apparently he's a graduate of that school, 141 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:44.439 that junior high school, so they actually had a school concert. 142 00:06:44.639 --> 00:06:47.800 We went to see Kotaro and uh it was at 143 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:51.680 the uh Nattia park up there. We went up. He 144 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:56.319 gave all of the kids instruments like like little cymbals 145 00:06:56.360 --> 00:07:00.639 and little like noisemakers, and he conducted the audience. It 146 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:03.040 was really interesting, and these were really bad kids, but 147 00:07:03.079 -->

00:07:05.160 they got into it and it was actually not so bad. 148 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:06.839 I was like, all these kids are gonna burn down this, 149 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:08.399 They're gonna they were they were really it was a 150 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:11.040 really rough school. These kids are gonna burn down the auditorium. No, 151 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:13.360 he knew how to deal with them and everyone had 152 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.079 a good time. And I was like, wow, I that 153 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:16.759 was interesting, but. 154 00:07:16.879 --> 00:07:17.920 He doesn't move a lot. 155 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:20.800 It was no pretty but he was conducting the audience 156 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:22.560 in mind. But yeah, I'm pretty sure in his regular 157 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:24.480 concerts he doesn't do that. But it's just because he 158 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.800 was a graduate of the Universe of the Junior High 159 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:31.279 School and apparently was the junior High School's anniversary or something. 160 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:34.879 Well, they I was looking for the other band. Most 161 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:37.120 boring band I ever saw was craft Work Live, and 162 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:41.160 the second was uh and the third was r EM. Oh. 163 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:41.439 Yeah. 164 00:07:41.519 --> 00:07:44.680 I was on a date with a hippie girl who 165 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:51.360 had great, yeasty and really cool girl and she loved 166 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:56.160 rim and this is the eighties, and they had a 167 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:58.519 few hits, but they don't move around a lot. They 168 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:00.879 kind of sit in chairs and they're they're already stoned, 169 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:02.519 so they don't move. 170 00:08:02.639 --> 00:08:03.759 That's a great, great concert. 171 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:06.199 And then Pete buck like I interviewed him in New York, 172 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:09.000 not this concert, but I interviewed him and I said, so, 173 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:12.279 how do you get into the zone? And he goes, well, 174 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:14.040 you know, I drink a couple of beers and then 175 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:16.879 when I get drunk, I'm ready to go on stage. Okay, 176 00:08:17.439 --> 00:08:20.000 so much drunk and forced. 177 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:21.839 That sounds like a high energy performance. 178 00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:23.920 They didn't move at all. 179 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:27.000 I guess for some people it's to get over the 180 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:31.160 stage fright, Like Logan, your former partner was, he was 181 00:08:31.199 --> 00:08:34.399 the same thing for him, right, But I don't know. 182 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:36.159 I can understand it. But at the same time, it 183 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:38.480 kind of ruins the performance because you know, you can 184 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:40.080 have a few The nice thing about comedy is you 185 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:41.639 can have a few beers get up and do a 186 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:44.759 decent comedy show. It's a few beers. It sometimes helps, 187 00:08:44.879 --> 00:08:47.879 It sometimes helps, but you don't doing it. You're not. 188 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.120 If you're petrified to go on stage and you're drinking 189 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:52.320 because of that, you're probably not a good idea because 190 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:54.879 you're going to drink too much and your performance is 191 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:55.759 going to suffer. 192 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:57.840 And ri em. They would say, Like I interviewed Michael 193 00:08:57.879 --> 00:09:00.519 Stipe different time, and I said, you know, at that time, 194 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:02.960 in the early eighties when they were just breaking, they 195 00:09:02.960 --> 00:09:07.600 didn't have coherent lyrics. I think it's called Radio Free Europe. 196 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.320 It's one of those songs they just make stuff up, 197 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:10.919 like the there's no lyrics. 198 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:13.559 To that song. Oh that it's just Radio Free Europe. 199 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:16.159 That's the course. And I was trying time, but on 200 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:21.320 radio free Europe man. No, I'm like, I'm it's speaking tongues, 201 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:24.639 like what do you do? It's like, well, I don't 202 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:27.840 want to be restricted to lyrics? Yeah, who wants that? 203 00:09:27.879 --> 00:09:32.399 In the song let it move, Let it boo, Let 204 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:38.519 it boo, Let it Blue. Hey, hey, nude, why did 205 00:09:38.559 --> 00:09:42.159 you come over here take a set song and make 206 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:44.720 an direction? I'm just making it up. We're doing a lot. 207 00:09:44.960 --> 00:09:47.279 I mean the Beatles were high and stoned a lot. 208 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:48.480 They had lyrics. 209 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:50.759 You know, the Rolling Stones are on all kinds of drugs. 210 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:56.360 They yeah, yeah, at the time they were sixty yeah. Yeah. 211 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:00.320 And so I was with my date. It's you got 212 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:02.559 really pissed off because after the third song, I just 213 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:11.159 we had a partaking of some some recreational and after 214 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:14.240 the third song, I'm just passed out. I just went 215 00:10:14.279 --> 00:10:16.399 to sleep and just support and I didn't. 216 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:19.440 Sleep, and it's an expensive sleep. 217 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:23.559 About an hour through their set and then Michael stopped. 218 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:28.279 We were in the front row. Oh god, I was 219 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:30.240 in radio. So we have free tickets. Yeah, you got 220 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:33.759 front row and Michael Stipe I was. I wasn't awake, 221 00:10:33.840

--> 00:10:38.799 but apparently he said we got some a hole sleep. Yeah, 222 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:40.919 well you have Lenny Bruce when I'm a baby and 223 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:44.840 a baby, I mean a baby and a baby character. 224 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:47.200 There's a baby at my show, you know, Michael Stipe, 225 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:49.240 there's some I don't think. 226 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:52.720 I mean, you almost stopped Lenny Bruce from reading about 227 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:55.840 his through his court cases on stage, which was just hilarious. 228 00:10:55.840 --> 00:10:56.000 You know. 229 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:58.120 I woke up and they had moved on by then, 230 00:10:58.240 --> 00:11:01.200 and they're close to the encore and I wake up 231 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.080 in my date. It's just got her arms crossed. 232 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:07.159 She's so embarrassed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I embarrassed me. Yeah. 233 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:10.320 Put Michael stipend Pete Buck and I said, well, I 234 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:14.960 know those guys go, yeah, they don't like sleeping because 235 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:17.600 I had interviewed them before but not that tour, but 236 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:18.960 they still knew I was radio. 237 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:25.440 Yeah, well, I mean that used to happen to me 238 00:11:25.480 --> 00:11:29.559 at classical music concerts. I'll tell you. Once the lights 239 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:32.360 go down and they start playing like the classical music 240 00:11:32.799 --> 00:11:34.360 and it's like seven. When I was a kid, my 241 00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:36.879 parents would take me to concerts. I would just fall asleep, 242 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:37.879 like just like that. 243 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:40.600 My first few dates would go through the used to 244 00:11:40.679 --> 00:11:43.440 go to the planetarium, and then my dates would say 245 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:47.720 to me don't fall asleep. We'll go into it. We're 246 00:11:47.720 --> 00:11:52.600 on a date and I fell asleep. It's cool, Oh yeah, August, 247 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:56.320 and you're reclined, air conditioned, you reclined. Yeah, get little 248 00:11:56.399 --> 00:11:57.000 night lights up? 249 00:11:57.320 --> 00:12:01.960 Yeah boy, yes, but it's not in English, yes, and 250 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:13.519 you're like that, and it's all vocabulary that you don't 251 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:15.759 know what they're saying because it's like scientific vocabulary and 252 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:19.639 you're just say that I can't say. 253 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:22.200 And apparently my snores were just like drowning up. 254 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:23.200 That's awesome. 255 00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:25.759 So it happened to me three times, three women. 256 00:12:25.799 --> 00:12:30.279 You read different three women because of the planetarium, and 257 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:34.440 you weren't even sixty. You have twenties when

you're falling asleep. 258 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:36.399 But then again, you're probably up partying the night before 259 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:37.399 to like three in the morning. 260 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:41.919 I was drinking and probably probably drinking. And yes, you 261 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:42.399 know I've. 262 00:12:42.279 --> 00:12:44.200 Fallen asleep in the planetarium. I mean, it's pretty easy 263 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:44.360 to do. 264 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:45.960 The funny thing, the girl said, I knew you were 265 00:12:45.960 --> 00:12:48.240 going to sleep because all my foreign dates have slept 266 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:50.200 because they don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah, 267 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:52.120 she said, I'll still sleep with. 268 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:56.720 You, but even after hearing you snore, she's like, Okay, 269 00:12:56.759 --> 00:12:57.840 I'll give this guy a try. 270 00:12:57.919 --> 00:12:59.799 This is our last day, but I'll still sleep with you. 271 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:02.559 That's probably what you wanted to Yeah, where do we 272 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:06.759 go to the planetarium? Probably if I understood it, then 273 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:07.159 I didn't. 274 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:08.919 You didn't go to see a movie. If you think 275 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:10.480 he would have gone to see a movie, that's more 276 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:11.399 like a thing. 277 00:13:11.559 --> 00:13:13.799 We saw movies too, What was it? The Bridges of. 278 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:17.799 Madison County who probably there's a reason for that, right. 279 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:18.600 And the horse Whisper. 280 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:20.399 You know, chick movies. 281 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:24.679 So here's Robert Redford and she accidentally meets him and 282 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:27.720 he's not hooked up with any girl. And then later 283 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:30.720 she finds out this really handsome Robert Redford looking guy 284 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:35.120 actually has a wife. He's Rebert Redford. He looks like that. 285 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:37.840 He looks like that in real life. Yeah, he looks 286 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:38.720 like that in the movies. 287 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:39.080 Yeah. 288 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:43.080 Yeah, of course you're the first girl notice he's handsome. Yeah, oh, 289 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:46.240 I mean that's a chick movie. Yeah, or the Bridget 290 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:47.279 Jones and all that stuff. 291 00:13:47.320 --> 00:13:47.919 Bridget Jones. 292 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:49.559 Yeah, we get this ugly girl. 293 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:51.919 She wears glasses, but then she takes them off. 294 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:56.080 Long skirts. Then she finds a mini skirt. Yeah, and 295 00:13:56.080 --> 00:13:57.039 then she takes. 296 00:13:56.759 --> 00:13:58.720 The glasses and then she's gorgeous. 297 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:01.240 Then she's hot. I know,

the same guy who was 298 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:06.000 a jerk through her, now like her without glasses for 299 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:11.360 her because of her best bitchy friend who hates that guy. Yeah, 300 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:13.159 but she wants her to be happening. 301 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:15.759 That's right. Well, he's dating a really beautiful girl who's 302 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:20.200 really mean, and then he he sees through her, you know, 303 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:20.679 sees that. 304 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:23.559 She's beautiful, ugly, but she's got a good Yeah, she's 305 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:28.399 not really ugly. She's beautiful with glasses, dress and a 306 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:30.720 bad haircut, and then pretty well. 307 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:32.919 It's only been done a few times, only only few. 308 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:35.200 And then you get a haircut and have you heard 309 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:37.360 of contact on? No, it's nineteen ninety five. 310 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:39.799 I haven't see the reverse movie of a woman who's 311 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:45.399 incredibly beautiful who becomes incredibly ugly, loses her entire life, 312 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:47.080 and everyone ignores her. 313 00:14:47.399 --> 00:14:50.519 I think that's the Megan Kelly story. Yeah, hegly, her 314 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:52.759 ugly friend throws acid in her eyes. So now she 315 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:56.720 needs laser surgery. Now she needs glasses. And then it's 316 00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:00.799 like she scars her legs, no dresses. Yeah, it's like 317 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:03.399 you know the guy you were dating now on dating, Yeah, that. 318 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:05.600 Wouldn't be a Hollywood movie though, that'd be a Japanese movie. 319 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:09.320 He's got to have a sad ending of modeling ending. 320 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:12.559 What's the one with the fifty Shades of Gray? 321 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:14.519 I never saw that one, but I know the story. 322 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:18.000 Like that's a chick movie, but it's like a BSMS, 323 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:21.200 you know, bondage movie, and it's like, yeah, he works 324 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:24.120 in the daytime. He's very successful. As you know, guys 325 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:25.360 are like, well, what does he do? 326 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:26.919 He's rich. 327 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:28.320 Chick movies they don't ever talk about. 328 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:29.039 No, it doesn't matter. 329 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:30.000 He works at the office. 330 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:32.200 He works at the office, and he brings on the bacon. 331 00:15:32.039 --> 00:15:32.759 That's on the video. 332 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:34.919 That's right, he works at the office. So let's be honest. 333 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:37.480 Pretty much every movie or a TV show, they're always rich, 334 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:39.919 and they never talk much about their job

because if 335 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:41.799 they they you know, if they talked about their job, 336 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:43.279 it would be boring as hell. And they always like 337 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:44.960 on friends, they used to make fun of that all 338 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:46.879 the time, like what's his name was working in an 339 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:48.679 office and it was like kind of what is he doing? 340 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:51.039 But guy, you know, but guys, when we watch movies 341 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:53.559 like Lengarry Glenn Ross. Yeah, what kind of business is this? 342 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:54.159 That's true? 343 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:56.240 Seems like that's true. There's some truth, and I see 344 00:15:56.240 --> 00:15:58.559 how they're working hard. Women don't. They don't know where 345 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:01.559 money comes from. It's like your wallet, that's where it 346 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:04.399 comes from. My wife takes I go to the I 347 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:07.080 go to the office. I sit here for eight hours. 348 00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:10.159 I watch YouTube bad cop videos. I come home. I 349 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:12.919 have a paycheck. How do I have a paycheck? No, 350 00:16:13.039 --> 00:16:14.960 it's when I'm not at the office. I make good money. 351 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:16.600 You go into a coma and she's like, what is 352 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:18.360 the link between this coma and your money? 353 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:20.320 I don't have no idea. And that's the thing with 354 00:16:20.879 --> 00:16:24.799 that's the appeal to chicks, to girls. Might call some chicks, 355 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:25.519 I call them women. 356 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:27.279 Yeah I am, I'm derogatory. 357 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:30.399 I apologize fifty shades of gray. It's like, that's not the 358 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:32.879 important part of the story. He ties her up and 359 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:34.720 she likes it. That's an important part of the story. 360 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:37.279 But I mean, what does he do? It just not important? 361 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:40.159 Go to the office, that's what it does. What is 362 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:40.840 that office? 363 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:43.840 Wouldn't be funny? They do it? They do a BDS 364 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:45.480 On the other side of the story, and it's Actually 365 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:47.440 he's like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. 366 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 367 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:51.200 What are you doing in the office. He's got the 368 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:52.840 raincoat on, he's still dance. 369 00:16:57.120 --> 00:16:58.960 I thought he was a little bit rough, but you know, 370 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:02.240 it's another movie we don't take a date to, yeah 371 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:05.400 and stuff, and he kills prostitutes. 372 00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:07.680 He kills oh, you know the

one I Could Daunt 373 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:11.000 Jeffrey Dahmer series, You remember that on Netflix. I started 374 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:13.079 watching that with my girlfriend and I was like, we're 375 00:17:13.079 --> 00:17:16.200 not watching the second episode that was just with the drill. 376 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:18.279 I was like, no, I'm done. I can't, I don't. 377 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:20.759 I don't even if I want to watch this by myself. 378 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:24.079 You know, it's so dark, like I'll watch The Boys. 379 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:28.079 That's pretty violent. That's ultra violent. You should watch The Boys. 380 00:17:28.200 --> 00:17:31.640 Very good Amazon Prime. It's about superheroes and like, what 381 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:34.519 if superheroes actually existed in our world? What would it 382 00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:36.400 be about. So they're all working for this big company 383 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:40.000 and it's like they kind of they're kind of like entertainers. 384 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.640 They're kind of hired to do entertainment movies and stuff 385 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:42.960 like that. 386 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:47.400 But anyways, that's what David Chase, the writer Sopranos, He said, 387 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:50.680 Toy Soprano is actually superman. He has all the power, 388 00:17:51.359 --> 00:17:54.400 but they treat him like crap. Family, his wife treats 389 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:58.799 him like crap. His underlings are double crossing him. He's Superman, 390 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:02.720 it's all the power, no power on earth. He's just 391 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:03.279 a schmuck. 392 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:04.920 He's got to deal with all the bullshit. 393 00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:08.799 There's a movie another one I accidentally watched with a date, 394 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:13.759 Scott Peterson. Scott Peterson who who murdered Lacy Peterson and 395 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:17.680 her pregnant child. I don't know what it's not in 396 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:24.079 the theater Netflix and kill Yeah, that's killed not so yeah. 397 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:26.519 It just came up and then I said, we don't 398 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:30.759 want to watch this, and then my friend she he 399 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:35.799 they said, my friends, we don't judge here. My friends, 400 00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:40.359 he said, looks interesting based on a true story. I'm like, yeah, 401 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.480 I've seen this nine times. I don't think we should 402 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:46.720 see Why don't watch this nine times? He's killing his 403 00:18:46.799 --> 00:18:49.839 wife and he got away with it for a few years. 404 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:54.839 You know, if that baby had to back up on shore? 405 00:18:55.319 --> 00:18:57.359 Mark, what did you bring out the notebook and start 406 00:18:57.359 --> 00:18:59.200 taking notes as soon as the movie started? 407 00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:03.240 Why don't want nine times? I think like two times like, and. 408 00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:04.920 Then you bought the book, and then you have the 409 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:05.559 poster on. 410 00:19:05.519 --> 00:19:09.039 Your wall ven by accident two times nine times. Yeah, 411 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:14.880 I mean I can't write that fast. I'm taking note care. Okay. Okay, 412 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:20.960 I don't want children. Okay, I don't like marriage. Okay, 413 00:19:21.079 --> 00:19:27.359 I don't like religit. Okay, talk exactly like that, Okay, Okay, 414 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:30.039 Mark Bailey, Mike Muller, talk funny