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Tag'mm and Bag'mm: The Magneto's that badass? shit. You know, I I really cause like Comic Magneto didn't do it for me. But I was like, Magneto. Yeah, no, yeah. Like they like, Magneto. I the the reason I I okay. So the reason I knew Magneto was actually the Scarlet Witches and Quicksilver's parents. Yep. Because I read the comics. So I was kind of like, I get antsy. I'm like winner, you're get to it. I wanna see it. Yeah. And they brought in Quilksover and I like, they were gonna ex they're gonna expose this. yeah. But the fact that Xavier can control Magneto, so that's why he has the helmet, so that Xavier can't, but that Xavier is so fucking strong that the only reason we had the Phoenix was because Xavier couldn't control her anymore. And she made an entire like kinda Like the Scarlet Witch. Like she made an entire universe. Just Yeah, and just said, Yeah, no, this is the Imagine the power. She's like, Yeah, no. Mm. Everything's different. Yeah. And didn't she become like a little like a little kid in that world? No, no, she didn't become a little like she just like like had like her own like own little world with her own little family. Like her her parents didn't hate her. She didn't like leave. Her sister was fine. Yep. And then they do this weird I don't know how I feel about this new weird like what they did with Spider Man with with her. I did kind of like I did feel weird about the hopping thing, but at the same time I'm like the hopping thing was creepy, but w but I I was kinda weirded out about why. And then she's automatically dead. They could have also done that though, so they can bring in Cerebro because Cerebro gives her that power to Yeah, but she has to be trained by Xavier to use Cerebro. Yeah. But Xavier can't be Xavier Xavier's already been introduced. Xavier 'Cause Xavier comes in, her family Gets Xavier to come in because she is so out of control and she cannot control her powers that horrible things are happening. Well they're about I mean they're about to have a whole new Xavier school for and she's about to go to Xavier's new school. I know, but she has enough power now already in Spider-Man's. That's the one thing that's she couldn't control it before. If Doom resets the universe, what happens to Spider Man's world then? Does that mean that him and Gene Gray just didn't matter then? Did this movie even happen? Is what I'm a that's what I'm asking. Did it even happen? Does does Xavier Xavier is I know, but if you think about it logically. The one thing about it though is the dude that they got to play Scott Summers though is quite a bit older than the girl that was in Strangers. And they were dating at the right Scott Summers and Gene Gray date. And it's like It's gonna be a little bit of a weird acting. Well, pedophiles are popular right now. We'll have Chris Hansen just hiding in the background. Apparently they're popular. Sit down, Scott. You see it? Dude, we were just talking about that yesterday. Why is I saw eight
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in one week. Eight last week, in fact. I know that's a weird jump. It is a very weird jump. Eight people that are former wrestlers or people that ran shows have been caught just last week for doing that shit. And I like people that talk about like Trash bag wrestlers is the ones post. I'm like, those guys post fucking that guy post fucking. You know who was on Trash we were just they posted Malik and Ray. They posted what's his name on their no Rourke. big big white guy, I'm trying to remember Mason, I think Ro no God, I'm trying to remember What company? I'm I can't remember, but he's like a big just country white dude. God, I'm trying to remember his name though, but he was posted on there and like Logan and all them were defending him. I was like, I Why the fuck are you guys posting? Like, and they were like it they like, we didn't mean anything, like, we didn't mean any defense, like we didn't mean anything bad. But I'm like, whenever you post something on trash bag wrestling, it means that you're posting something that means that it's like Malik came up to me after the show and he's like, me and Ray made trash bag wrestling at the SlanaCon. And I was like, What is who gives this? Like I was like, I don't know what it is. At the end at the end of the day, whenever you get posted on there. I guess that's just free publicity of you getting said he was like that is exactly what it's Like at the end of the day, like if if somebody wrestling gets posted, guess what? Those guys that got posted of the shitty wrestling, guess what? They're still getting famous because they got posted of shitty get wrestling. Well what Malik said is like you could read all the comments and it's all like, what are you talking about? This is actually really great. And it was. And they were like, there's only two PD it's two people in the audience. There was 20 chairs set up around everybody else was standing. Everybody was standing. And there was like thirty people off on the stairs. And like there was so many people. It don't matter how many people are there. People just love to hate. People just love to hate. I've seen some pretty good matches. At the end of the day, there's I don't I get off your high horse and don't think that you're that great. Like come on. I'm not. I I was in charge of coats and glasses. That's it. but last night, yesterday, starting at nine thirty in the morning, by the way, which is a long time to be separated from three dogs. Which we didn't come home to a mess. We actually came home to a wonderful so we bought treats for the dogs 'cause they did a great job. That's a long time for dogs too. That is a while for dogs to I felt so bad. Well we don't pin him up. Riza let's run around the hell. Yeah, Riza's a sexist, so you can't I can't just have random people come and let him out. Yeah. Plus He hates women. He does. The only women he likes is me and his daughter. That's it. It's like my my buddy's dog hates anybody that's not him. Like literally
it's like it's a pit attitude. We have two pits and then a a small little black guy. He's an asshole. He was an asshole. He's a doxin. Chihuahua, whatever. He so like yeah, he looks like he's like maybe doxin, maybe some chihuahua. If he's got chihuahua in him, no wonder he's a little no wonder. He's a fucking brute. He likes people. But he's a prick to Riza. Yeah, to our to our pit bull, he's a dick. And so like Riza won't fight back. Yeah, it's like it's okay, what's okay, what is up with Chihuahuas acting like they're like superior dogs over there. It's little dick syndrome. Yeah, it's literally like like He will go after Rizza and Rizza will just take it. Yeah. And he's a fucking 60 pound pit. And yeah, he'll cower. He'll cower to this little dog. This dude's like this big. It's like Rizza is 60 fucking pounds. I can't I know. Exactly. And there's some times where I'm like, dude, put him in his fucking place. So anyway, we were gone all day and I came home to not a disaster, which was great at midnight when you walk in the door and you're like, Great, I don't have to clean for another hour. But the Celina Comic Con was a free show to the public and yes, they wrestled in the parking lot, but it was a great time. It was UWO, not in co not against HCW, but in cahoots with. And I I mean it was all day. I think we ended up actually leaving it at about two, but it went to three. But we were starving by the time we came along. But three mat three to four matches every hour, great time. Fantastic. time it gave us a time to connect with new people in Celina it got me an opportunity to meet some more UWO people which is always nice one thing I like about HGW is they're not afraid to bring in new talent and expand the locker room. It's not like no these are my guys. Yeah no H C W is like come on. Come on I like to challenge the ones that are like what you would I how would you word it? The home team? Mm hmm. Challenge 'Cause if you keep fighting the same people it's kinda fucking boring. Let's bring somebody in who's gonna make you go, shit. I should do better. 'Cause I think the whole luck room saw like you and King Carter and they're like I gotta do a little bit better than what I was doing. And they have. They've stepped it the fuck off. You heard that here for Hey look, I'm I have been giving your flowers. Every time I try and wrestle, I just try and one up what I've done before or try and at least put on a great match because I'd want I mean I want to put on a show for everybody, but I also want to put on a match that I can be proud of also and like something that I can be like, okay, I wrestled a good match, I didn't like half ass or something like that. Yeah, don't phone it in because the the audience will see that. That's the one thing is when if you phone it in there they know. They know. They people know. Exactly. I would I would assume that it's hard sometimes in front of certain crowds. You know? But at the same time, you know, you guys do great. So Well I I gotta do I do have a a quick question before we get into the show. Is is it hard when you're okay, 'cause your character is a foreign heel. Mm-hmm. That's gotta be hard in the state of Kansas or any small town. That's gotta be hard. 'Cause I look, Kane Carter has dealt with a lot of racism and and he he will openly talk about it. He has. and there's videos. yeah. I mean, I have people c I mean you guys guys calling me camel jockey, stuff like that. Well I don't know. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, not you guys, not you. Not you guys, not you guys. No, but I just But like I mean you'll have guys doing that and stuff like that, but at like the end of the day, like I came out here to be the character that I Am and I'm not gonna let that like kind of affect how I do my things and everything like that. Does that ever get to you mentally like like there's a difference between just being a a fan and then just taking it to a different like being a racist person? I've heard about death threats, I've heard about like weird. There's times in Celina where it does get a little bit weird and I'm like, but I'm like I mean, at the end of the day, you kind of just kinda take I mean, I kinda just take it on the chin and I'm kinda like, okay, I'm like I'm like, well, I'm like, guess what? I'm gonna fucking prove to you that I'm a good wrestler, I do this, I do that, and so you can shut your dumb ass up and sit in the crowd while I'm doing But you're not ever scared. No. Have you ever wrestled a show where you were scared? we went down to Texas one time and that was I mean odd. I mean the crowd there definitely did not like me and I had to walk through the crowd to get to the ring and that was fun having these people fucking telling me, you say an N word, this, that, and the other and I was like, wow. Okay. I was like well this is. And like well then like at the like at the end of the day, like I also am just like if somebody really wants to try something, I mean there's like eight hundred dudes in the back that I think try that would probably fly out here also to help me f fight some. I mean that's true. And that's the same and like that's the one thing. It's like like don't like why would like don't do stuff like it's stupid. That's my thing. Like it's okay to be a fan. Yeah. Boo. Boo me. Boo me. Yeah. Boo. Do whatever. Keep your hands to your fucking self. Keep your hands to yourself. And don't be racist. Don't be a racist asshole. Don't be a racist You can still say boo. I say boo all the time. Without being racist. It's very easy to do. You do not have to be an asshole. I just worry about people's safety. It's like the same thing with like like guys like Michael. Like whenever like he comes out of like large like I mean like that town is I mean special. I mean I mean like there's a lot of people around there that definitely don't like people like us and like they they voice their opinions very, very clearly and stuff like that and I mean it's
okay. I mean at the end of the day I mean that's how they feel so I'm gonna do what I do. I mean at the end of the day I'm gonna do what I do and they can sit in the crowd and they can watch what I do. So yeah they're the one I mean they I mean they're the ones that are paying to watch me wrestle. That is true. And I hope you keep that 'cause I know eventually it can get It's gotta get mentally draining. It is like at times it's like it's like why like why do we like I'm just a human being. Yeah, I'm just another p I I'm just another guy. I'm just another guy. But at the end of the day, I'm literally just another guy from Kansas. But then at the end of the day, like I also think about like the character that I am and I think about like the things that people do think about like where like the the people that come from like that area and stuff like that and stuff like that. That's a generalization though. But that's what racism is. It's a generalization. But yeah, no, I just like I always I just kind of slipped. So when you when you decided like, hey, say twenty first birthday, I'm gonna be a wrestler. I had an inflatable ring, I have decided this is what I'm gonna do. Did you go heel character? No, so whenever I first got into the business I was actually a character named Justin Ray. Tell me about Justin Ray. Justin Ray was a party boy. He was like this like You were a fuck boy? I was like I was trying to be John the Johnny Cage of professional wrestling. I'm out. Are you serious? I love Is this on film? yeah, this is on film. Did you wear tight shirts and like fucking No, I came out actually my god. I so I said Johnny Cage, but then I started coming out as Ken. As like I started wearing Barbie shirts. I wore pink shorts. I started coming out as like the real life Ken doll and I was pretty boy. Like you have just perked everything in Jay. Everything. That is his whole personality. I was little pretty boy and I was like and then college frat boy. Well then I went to WWX and I was like, God, I was like I but I was running that character for like the company I kinda told you guys about that. Mm-hmm. And I was like So Justin Ray, I was like, I gotta get rid of this character and I gotta come up with something new and I was like Well I wanna quit being a good guy. Like I don't wanna be a good 'cause being a good guy just sucks. It's not fun. For you. It's not fun for anybody. I don't know how it can be fun for anybody. You don't I think the heels have the most fun anyway, 'cause you could be a prick. Well it's not even about being a prick, it's just telling I mean I'm just better than all these guys. Like these guys on the H C W roster just need to realize Youssef Ali is coming for what's his and rightfully his and that is that H CW championship. Chance Kerrigan can hold on to it as long as he wants to, but that is rightfully USS. What what are you gonna do if Remington beats him? You know they have a Matt coming up. That's not I'm gonna tell you. You
met Remington. Exactly what I've got to You just wait not in one's hands. Like Gavin Bush like cashes in like On Rem or something like that, and like you are saying on here, hold on. I'm gonna check my ears. You're saying that you think Gavin Bush Gavin Bush can beat Remington Roar. Did you see Gavin Bush beat Blade? Alright, ma'am? Not by himself. He is a man by himself. He is a real man. Well, that's what he says. He is a real man. He is a real man. He's beaten a lot of people. He likes to say, I'm a man. He beat Remember. He is a man. He is a man. He beat yeah, he beat B Ray. Like what are you talking about? That's a guy I beat also, but apparently no. Apparently one, one and one is not three. one, one and one is not three. In America, I mean That's another thing yeah we need to get back to. I should be the HCW Heavyweight and Independence Champion. I beat Gang I beat Kane Carter with the one, one and one. I beat Ray Leon with a one-on-one and one. In WWX, a s a separate company too! I beat him in a separate company. And Billy doesn't want to recognize either of these championship wins. Because it's not American. When you're in America, don't you have to follow American rules? Like if we go and wrestle over Lebanon. But it's my championship match. I know, but if we're over in Lebanon, do we not follow Lebanon rules? I mean we've had we've had okay, we've had Jack Moody. Jack Moody is not an American man. We don't Jack Moody also beat the shit out of Rayleigh. Rayleigh stuff, Jack and we didn't follow European rules, which are exploded like. And they wanna and all these people want to treat him like trash. People just want people just love to treat foreigners like trash. Apparently so. It's all people like trash. Look, okay, I hate to say it, but I I I so far every foreigner we've brought in is my favorite. I'm not gonna lie. Jack Moody was good. I love Jack. That that grappling European style is so fun. I would love to the the general wrestling fan doesn't necessarily get it. They think it's a lot of I would love to get like a UN like situation going with him, like a United Nations, like him and I together. Like Ooh, you know, we then we could give then we could bring Gavin in. Gavin could be our US our US correspondent. So you have US and he's he's s Irish. Irish. Then you got Lebanon. Yep. And then You gotta bring somebody else in. Tino can be our Mexican. There you go. He's a sexy mofo. He would he would go well because Jack Moody's a good looking guy. You're a good looking brood. Yeah, screw Don't say bruise. We don't care for bruiser. Who cares about okay. Who cares about those lucha guys? Well, okay, but here's Darren Jekyll is the king of of another country. Yeah. From what I understand. What country is he? I don't remember how it's he's built. Like Elizabeth something or other in Africa. that means we could technically might bring Michael Maverick in as their correspondent of the of the Victorian Falls. Victoria Falls. Not Victorian Victoria Falls. Victoria Falls. So Victoria Falls, okay. Africa. So technically he re he represents the entire African continent. Okay. Okay. So now you need a Brazilian? African African continent's broke up into all kinds of different governments. Isn't Nathan Bourne Canadian? Is he? Are they Bourne? That sounds that sounds Canadian. I mean he looks Canadian. He looks like a Canadian kid. He he does Canadian stuff. I don't know. Canadians are too nice. Do you want to That's why he's Canadian. Malik has a good time. Do you I like his lined up shoes. I like his light up shoes, but I don't like guys that just are too nice. You gotta you gotta Malik, you gotta get some mean bones in your body, bro. Malik has a mean bone. He needs some more mean bones. Like I said, he almost ran over. Okay, so you're we we're gonna have a UN. Can you imagine a UN H C W UN faction? Who would be your manager? Dick Richards, of course. Y I cannot have Dick Richards running the UN. Yeah. No, there's gonna be nukes. We can't do this. Only if there's a Russian. I'm trying to think of like who we could bring in. We'd have to go deep in the pockets. We'd have to go deep. Because like there's some Italian wrestlers I've seen. We could definitely bring in Santino. my god. Look if we were to create like if you sit there and like fantasize about all I wouldn't hate working with all these guys though, 'cause like most of these guys are like good guys and I don't like working with good people. You gotta have a little bit of like some like meanness and like a little bit of like wanting to like cut people to like get away. Well and if you brought Santino in, he could actually be Santina Morella. Yeah. So then there's your female wrestler. Santina. Santina All right, so let's talk about this show. So it was last night at the back alley in the Sky Trampoline Park. doors opened at technically five thirty ish. VIP was five, show Started at six, but what you get with the VIP, you get a special VIP match. And last night's VIP match was Ricky Wingraves, who we have not seen in two years. At least. At least that I can think of. and he is Cargar's former tag team partner. And he was versus Aiden Roach. And Aiden Roach is somewhat new to the HTW roster. But good God, did he show out. Yeah, he showed up last night. Got aggressive. I've never seen that much aggression out of him. All day. Because he actually wrestled at the Comic Con too. For a little guy he wrestles more. I'm like, God damn, where's this guy been? The a few times we seen him, you know, he it seemed like he didn't find himself. Last night it seems like he was he found himself. He was coming he was coming to his own. He proved that you can't kill a roach thing that he says sometimes. Yeah, you guys were saying that you cannot kill a roach. He proved that last night. Holy shit. And and He didn't won. That's his I if I'm right, I think that's his first H C Win. That's probably his first singles win in H C Win. I think so. I'd say,
yeah. And good fucking for him. Because Ricky Wingrave, like I said, he was Cargar's former tag team partner, but Ricky's been around for ten years at least. Me, yeah, he's been around for At least. And he's down in UW O now. And he's kind of he's an older gentleman. Mm-hmm. And I would say I say older, he's younger than us. But he's older than Aiden, is what I mean. And Aiden was just so aggressive and dominated the match. And I was worked his arm. He he worked his arm the whole match. Whatever you're a little guy like that, you gotta work body parts and stuff like that. It's a smart move. It is. Break down. Yep. no matter what to his advantage. And Ricky no matter what Ricky tried, yeah, he was not keeping him down. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I I'd say that Aiden Roach dominated the me majority of that match. so and Jeremy refed this one. Now Jeremy's coming off of an injury. He broke his ankle. So he's like, Hey, let me ref this one, see how it goes. And it went, no. bum, Jeremy. Poor guy. I feel bad for him. None of No, 'cause they all screwed up. That's the one thing you haven't well you and I have. Has Joe ref your match up? Actually, wait, no, I do like Joe because I did I did nutkick. Kate Carter. I know that's why I don't like Joe. Because he watched you do it. He's literally No, he didn't. No. No, I told him I was like, look look the other way. He didn't even look the other way. He should have. It'd have been more believable, but no, he straight stared at the future. Look the other way. my god. And who says I haven't paid off Joe a bit? That's what I said. Who says who says Joe doesn't get a little bit of money on the side? That's what I said. That's what I knew it. Joe gets kickbacks. You heard it here first. But he's still getting okay, but the one thing about it is Joe may have gotten a kickback, but at the same time, Joe also was the one that took stole the title from me whenever I tried to take my title. That was right for mine. He just took it back. He's like, Hey, we're in America. I can't do that. Billy said no. I would have I would have taken that title, and you know what I would have done? I rip it would have ripped off all those stars and stripes. You know how expensive those plates are, but title now. This is mine. I bet that would be really pretty though. What is I don't I haven't seen a Lebanese flag. Green, red, and white. But how many star is there any stars on it? No, it's like there's like a tree on it. Is it's your That's right. It is like a really big tree. That'd be kinda pretty. I wouldn't be mad about it. Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm like, hm. He loves nature. That's why. There we go. That's it. He's a nature boy. I just have I just have a re I'd just have a really cool title. I mean, that's what they need. They need a You'd be like Trick Williams is straight fur. That would be Mink. Are you gonna bring out like a harem? I'd bring I'd bring out real mink, not this fake mink that Ray Leon has. He's like going to the stores going, Do you
have mink? Yeah. And they're looking like not since nineteen fifty five. Well, if he get if he gets Nathan Bourne to join and he gets that Canadian mink, I mean that's where minks live, right? Is Canada They're mostly snow animals, right? pretty sure. We should probably research that 'cause we're both looking at you like we're dope. I was thinking Alaska, not Canada, but I mean it's its next door neighbor Canadian geese. I was thinking like that's why like Okay you can't walk in with Canadian geese. That's why that's why he's also Nathan Bourne 'cause Bourne fly like he flies. I gotcha. Canadian geese fly I gotcha. You live in Kansas though. You know these Kansas geese are just as bad, right? They're fucking crazy. They're not fucking main That's why that's why he's not that's why he's not a Canadian. He's like no I'm going back to Canada. Yeah he's a Canadian geese. That's why he's so nice all the time. That's why he's a nice boy. Yeah, see I've never met a Canadian goose. They're probably pretty nice too. That's why that's why that's why he was Instead of saying home, they say A, A, A. They don't chase you. Sorry, A. That is the most racist thing I've ever heard you say. What? Sorry? Yeah, sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Why do we hate on Canadians so much? Because they're Canadian. And they hate us. They actually hate us. They 'cause they won't do nothing about it 'cause they're too nice. They got better things to do. Well that Americans took in bed and built me, I better see sorry. They got better things to do, like complain about how Goldberg ended my career. Yeah, putting every maple syrup on everything. Goldberg gave me a boot to my chin and ended my career and I could never wrestle again. Got it. She loves Bret Hart. Fuck up. I knew exactly what you were talking. Poe, avert your ears. You don't even have ears anymore. How dare you talk about the Canadian screw job? I love Bret Hart. I love Bret Hart to death. I love that man to death. That is my first favorite. He will probably be my forever last favorite, other than The Undertaker. It's Bret Hart the Undertaker. MJF made fun of the entrance whenever he gave away his. sunglasses like and like whenever like he's like walking down the hallway and the little kid was like dad I'm adopted and it was like that's what I want to do that's what I want to do I want to do like do MJF where you're actually getting investigated. I want to do the I want to do the million dollar man stuff that he used to do at Virgil like where like he used to have kids like bounce basketballs and then like Virgil is one of my favorites. Whenever it got gets to 15 I'll just you know maybe just give it a little kick. No you didn't get the 15 bounces. So So you don't get the two. You need to lean into that heel so much that you're like MJF is getting investigated 'cause you said one line on a fucking show and all of a sudden the FBI is knocking on your door. Did you actually kill your ex-girlfriend in a car crash? I need
to know this. You actually get joy out of making real babies cry at sightings. Greatest time ever. I don't know what he all like of all the heels, MJF is one. Like he he's always a heel like in video, but then like there's all these other videos and he seems like the most genuinely nice dude on planet Earth. I know like I watched his wedding. I was like I wanna meet him just so he can say the most horrible things to me, but at this end of the day I wanna hug and just like you know he's the greatest person ever. Ain't nobody gonna marry a guy that's like actual MJF and Yeah, no, if he if he were that all the time, there's no way anybody is marrying him. Mm mm. But now he's and then wait until he has kids. Yeah, but imagine he has a daughter. Now that he's married. Imagine he has a daughter and half the horrible shit think about all the horrible shit he says about women. Yeah. Mm. He says some very mean shit. It's a great time, every time though. I like watching Make It's Cry though. That's that's the that's my favorite Dude, having him like legitimately be investigated is probably the best heel thing I've ever heard of. There is not ever gonna be a better heel. I just don't understand how he's so good at it. I just don't I think it just comes naturally to him. I don't understand. Sometimes you're just naturally a fucking prick and he leans so hard into it. You gotta if you wanna be a bang. Some of those heels though, like the Iron Chic He leaned into that so fucking hard that you all you can't separate the two between the real person and Iron Chic. Or or when Sergeant Slaughter switched and went from all American to backing the Iron Sheik. He was getting death threats at home. People couldn't separate because he leaned so hard into it. Like he didn't But that was a little different time in wrestling where you didn't We didn't have all these reality shows and everything. Like you didn't break that. Yeah. That's who you were. There was that and like that like I mean, wrestling back in the day was real to everybody. I mean it was I mean it was. Like you don't see the behind the scenes like you do nowadays. Hulk Hogan was always Hulk Hogan. He was Hulk Hogan in every movie he played. He was never Terry. Like you don't get like I didn't even know his name was Terry. back in the day like you do now. Yeah. I hate that guy. He doesn't put me in any of those videos. Never. You know we challenged for the C C T V bill? I would love to challenge for that thing. Gavin had it. You know how Gavin won it? I just want to take it from him. He won it in a high jump with a one legged man. Yeah. So we challenged him to a game of trivial pursuit and he wouldn't fight us. Yeah, he was scared. I just wanna take it. Like, can I just do that? Like I You need to start making friends with go I would send Coda Cam. Send Cam a message. Cam is a beautiful man. What's Cam gonna do? It's his belt. That's his belt. But Cam Cam makes makes things happen. I've seen I've seen him try
and go and fight people. He's gotten his Cam's not a fighter, that's why he has friends. I saw him join in a battle royal. He got he got he got messed up just a little bit. That was that was by Heidi. That was a good time. So the Ricky Wingrave and Aiden Roach was a great time. It was a great match. It was a good starter to the show because it just went straight out the gate and I look forward to what Aiden's gonna bring in the future. He's gonna grow. I mean probably not like physically grow, but like as far as his character and wrestling. No, I don't think so. Yeah, maybe not. He's fucking built like a shit brickhouse though. What do you got, a twelve pack? That's crazy. He's leaned out. His muscle tone is crazy. There's a like if you if you want tips on how to be like less than two percent body fat, Doctor Aiden. I love food. I'm not gonna ever be that. Aiden Roach has just gotta stay out of Youssef's way 'cause Yousf has plants. Would you fight Aiden Aiden? He got in my way if I had to. Man. Would you do the one one one? Yeah. You embarrass roach? It's hard to kill. Well, I'd have to I'd have to embarrass him just to bring him back and I'd be like, hey man, I'll I'll bring you under my wing and then show you like how to be like you're Why would Yusuf Ali bring Aiden Roach under your wing? Because he's a roach. He's gotta learn how to be not a roach. What's better than a roach? Everything. What step I true, but like what's the next step? Like how when you level up, I'm a roach. A butterfly. Aiden the butterfly. So when he's under your wing, he's the caterpillar? Aiden Butterfly. Aiden caterpillar and then when he blooms he's Aiden. That's not a very tough wrestler name. Ooh who you gonna fight Aiden Butterfly. I'd want to be a prank manus or a rhino bean. You'd remember the name. That's fair. The merch would be pretty fucking fire. I'm not gonna lie. He'd be standing there just with his little wings. Yeah, he that's another yep, we get him ring gear with wings. Aiden's hating everything you're saying right now. Like shut the fuck up. I'm all rogue. so that leads to the first match of the night, which originally so during the Celina show, No Coast and Tough Love had a match. And so No Coast called out Tough Love and said, Hey, tonight we're having a show. Let's fucking do this again, but we'll do it for the titles. And so originally it was gonna be Tough Love, which is Cade Love and Cole Lung, which is extremely hard to say. Accompanied by a a little female manager named Clover was her name. And I because I wrote things down so I would remember. I was wondering who that was. I didn't catch the name. Shit, Clover. Clover. I d a manager, but I don't know if it's necessarily the company's the com the faction's manager. I don't know. She was a manager last night. so then Dickie comes out with says, You don't make the rules, I make the rules And so he says he makes it a four corners fucking match. And he not only brings so it's Tough Love and No Coast, but also Born in the Moment, which is Malik Mayfield and Nathan Bourne. But then also a new HCW HTW debut, which Tough Love was already a debut, I believe. I thought we saw him one other time. They've been there, they hadn't wrestled there. Okay, but I we we okay. We've we've met him yet. All right. So then they brought in a cease and desist who are actually out of Rocky Mountain Pro. And that was Eric Reyes. I thought it was Reyes because my cousin's name is Reyes and it's spelled exactly the same, so I don't know if somebody was pronouncing it wrong, or maybe they're just new to the Reyes family. I don't know. But Eric Reyes and Cookie Wright from Denver, Colorado, and Jeff or wrote Josie ref this one, which is good because this was a good fucking time, but it was crazy. It was crazy. At one point I literally on commentary and went, Who's who's legal? 'Cause I don't know. We got Big Bang Attack. Malik got a moonsault. We got one, two, three dives out of the ring. Correct? yeah. what else did we get? we got Temple looking good for having an injured arm. Of it's true. You didn't really see a whole lot of like aggressiveness as always. Chris Vale looked like he was having a good time. I don't know where he got he looked like he did like an eight ball of fucking coke. Like he came out like a fucking firework. Like, dude, calm down. How do you have that much energy? We've all been up so early and you're still going. So caffeine does. we'll say caffeine, sure. That's what we're gonna say. I don't even know what he is. And then and he also bleached his hair. He was no longer the dark haired veil, he's now a r an orange hair or redheaded veil. He's a crazy thumb bitch. Yeah, he's just a crazy dude. He threw some kicks on there that you're like, no. Some kicks and some punches. You heard him click. And that's always the scariest part. But it the shoulder of Temples didn't seem to be as much of a problem as I thought we were gonna see. Which was great because I was really I brought it up on commentary, I was genuinely worried because during the last Celina show, It was Temple Show Well yeah, but more more of the Celina show than than Witch Tall, but he Temple was fighting one armed. He didn't have the use of that other shoulder. But he they came out on top and good for them. It was a great fucking time. Go ahead. Yeah. I was a I can't say yeah. It's the way you say it, it just cracks me up. Well, it's cause you hit me with this. And go ahead. I'm gonna start doing that and go ahead. What does she expect me to say? Yeah, you know, like lean into it. I mean, what did you think about that, Jackie? Would you think it was a great match? No. And go I was I I like Matt asked last night, what do you argue about at home? It's wrestling. That's it. Well, I mean we figured out Nathan Bourne is just too good of a guy because he couldn't win the match. Well there's no he gave it a hell of a try though. I mean, all of the guys look good. Yeah, but even though
him and Malik I think are the ones in that in all of four Tags, I think they're the newest tag team. Because n No Coast has been together for almost two years. I think so now, yeah. Okay. Born in the Moment's been together for fucking six, four months, four months, I think. Yeah, maybe. Season Desist, I think they said like a ye I don't know necessarily 'cause it's route mount Rocky Mountain Pro. But I think somebody said a year. And then Tough Love's only been together for a year. So Jesus Christ. I wouldn't I I love it when they're just so cohesive, they just work together. Or like Malik and and Nathan Bourne when they were like sending everybody out of the ring. They're like, Okay. Like I mean, it took a little bit of a moment for no coast to get that cohesive, but now that's what makes him dangerous. Yeah. I wouldn't mind seeing those two tag teams, Tough Love or Season's Assist again. yeah. I mean we're gonna see Born in the Moment again. We're gonna see No Coast. I mean Tough Love was the last one. Was the ones that took the pin, right? So they were the last ones in there pretty much. They were fighting Tough. yeah they so it was what is his name? Not it was Cade Love that took was it Cade Love or was that Lung that took the big bangle? I think it was Cade. I think it was K Love. He's the one that's built like a baseball player. He does. He looks like a baseball player from back in the day. Yeah. He's a He looks like Jose Coteco. and literally Ray was calling Lung his his twin. He's like you my twin. Some of the stuff during the Salina show, he was calling Malik Mayfield Grandpa and then turned it to Peep Paul and Malik goes, Grandpa is crazy. Had little kids calling him grandpa and then Ray starts calling him Peep Paw and he goes he turns to me and he goes, Isn't Ray older than me? And I said, Yeah, significantly. And he goes, No wonder he wanted to hit him with a cow. I was about to say, like, isn't Ray like older than like Like a g a good amount of time. Yeah, that's what I thought. Not a little bit amount of time. It's a good amount of time. Yeah, it's funny it's funny whenever like I talk to some of the guys on like the roster and they're like, How old are you? and I'm like, twenty four? Yep. I'm thirty I'm thirty two. Yeah, fucking Ray cracked me up 'cause I was walking I was walking backstage to do something, I don't remember what, and he goes, Man, I'm old I said, You need to shut up He's like, Well, I'm old for a wrestler. Yes, you are. But when I'm standing next to you and I haven't exactly been kind to my I wasn't a wrestler, but I did do roller derby, so shut the fuck up. All right, shut up. You when you're forty five well let's have this conversation again. Yeah. He's gonna be like, I'm ancient. I can't do this anymore. where's my backpill? anything else to say about that match? No, like I said, I just like like to see those guys again. They were that was a that was a fun match to watch. Yeah. Cookie right is a crazy wrestler name. Yeah, Cookie Right is crazy. That's That's an interesting like you know what? I love cookies and I like being right. Did he have cookie mode? No stuff. that would've been like the perfect play. I'd have thrown chocolate chip cookies in the audience. You know what? They had a loved my ass. You go find out that's his real name. Dickie have cookies that one. He did. You missed it. Cookies and kicked out of his hands. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. He gave a kid one and then he smashed it with his own hands. I remember that. Right in front of him. I was like 'cause that's cause that's whenever I fought that's whenever I got fought Logan and That's where Paradox started calling him the cabinet raiders. Because they stole everybody's snatched. guy and then guess what? He got his ass kicked by Drake Alice, but you know Logan did come out with the win in his little rivalry and you can be happy with him. And that doesn't make him not a good he can be happy with himself, but he may see Yusuf Ali again some point. We never know. Yeah, and maybe you won't need Drake to come in and cost Logan the night the match. Maybe I'll just have to give Logan an email killer for giving me one. Passing along. Teaching you a lesson? Breaking. Showing you a new moon. Trying trying to break my neck? Trying to break my neck? Are you saying that he doesn't like foreigners? I'm saying that most of these guys are trying to hurt you, Seth, is what they're trying to do. And you're not. What are you just in there hugging people? You were just touching boobies? I'm just trying to. Give my championship wins and do what I gotta do. You don't see him pile driving people. That's a dangerous movie. Yeah. Like I'm not look, Yusuf works smarter Not harder. Yeah, am I out here breaking? I'm surprised you're not tag team partners with Chance Kerrigan, actually. He works pretty hard. you know pretty hard. I've seen him take several breaks. I've also seen him run around the arena with the championship and still finish the match. I won! I won it. That is mine. Those okay. I mean think about that. You wouldn't be you wouldn't be ready to wrestle anymore after you ran like that. Look, I'm I'm forty five years old and I am not ripped like a shit brickhouse either. I don't Run. If I have to run anywhere, cancel the whole day. There better be a bear and a zombie or a zombie bear in order for me to fucking run. No, thank you. I was not born that way. Yeah, no, you know, I now know what it feels like to be Finn Balor, like after like a day of getting the title pulled off of you. Did it just rip the title away from me? Like, yeah, your elbow looks bad. I I had I had half a second with that title. They're man, Drew McIntyre, yeah. Literally. They're Yeah, and they're bringing that shit up in some of the promos too. Mm hmm. so that leads to the second match, which is Michael Maverick versus Kaden Kayoma. Koma? Kayama? How do you say it? No, it's Koyama. Koyama. Yeah, they that's how they had that's
how they had it wrote in But it's actually K O Y And he is from Rocky Mountain Pro. Correct? I'm not sure. I believe he is from from Rocky Mountain Pro. Not sure they I didn't hear all that. I'm ninety nine percent sure. He came out in like almost like iridescent blue it was shiny long brown hair and a bandana. So that makes me think he knows Austin. my goodness. Gotta know Austin. Or maybe he knows Gavin Bush because he sounds like he has some good hair stuff. Well and I felt bad for the guy 'cause he had to go up against Michael Maverick. This one yeah, this one was sponsored by Jane R. Collectibles and like I you know, it was an H T W debut. It was a Celina debut. But I feel like he's like, Yes, I want to wrestle on this show and they're like, you're gonna might fight Michael Maverick He's like, Michael doesn't sound like too bad of a name. He sounds like a swell guy. Yeah, Michael Maverick comes out and he's like shit. Michael Maverick comes out breaking his own title. Yeah. The title of the company that I also work for that I'd like and I'd like to win that ch title, but you know, it's broken. He bulldogged it. It's broken. He's So he said yeah, he said You know in the future you're gonna have to let us know what the the outcome of that title's gonna be. I mean, 'cause I think it's just gonna are they gonna give it a new one or this gonna get hiring? No, I think I think that they should keep that one. I think they need to put it together with safety pins. And call it the hardcore title now. Well they'd have to start wrestling hardcore. There's probably a new one on the way somewhere. I would assume so, but like when they did that, everybody and like you see their eyes go. Yeah. Yeah. Whenever I was watching and I see that thing fly off, I went. Well, we got silent and I was like, he just goes to the side. Yeah. And Michael Maverick's like Shit up and he just kicked it and then he just kept going. I mean he's got a match against kudos to him for playing along with it, but at the same time if that would have been me and it would have broken on me, I would have looked at him and like Huh. What's that? Well, that's even the second show in Celina that he's broken at 'cause the first one a plate just fell off. Yeah, the plate fell off. Yeah. This one he's like, we can do better. Yeah, we're gonna rip it in half. The leather, which is literally like a quarter of an inch thick. That's the one thing is I'm like, dude, you had to have been just He's pit bowling the motherfucker out of it. And and he didn't look upset about it, but he was like, What do you do? He probably takes it home and puts it on as his teddy bear that he spears over and over again. He literally walked back out with it at the end of the night. Yeah, both pieces. Both pieces. Yeah, because you're gonna leave with your title. I don't care how many pieces it is. We'll sweep it up and put it in a dustpan. This is my title. but Caden is built as every night. That is his like every night. I is maybe it's a party kind of thing, kind of vibes. He was very shiny. He looked like a disco ball. Yeah, but he didn't look like he had fun. He, I mean, he was getting spun around like Like a disco ball in Sacford Hampshire. I I will say it was a great debut, but man, he they gave him an uphill battle to climb. Like Michael Maverick is like one of those he's not one of those like welcome to the club. He's like, heh, cut chow. You died. Never heard from Mr Yeah again. Yeah, I wonder how he's gonna be feeling. But I mean he came back later on in the I don't know, did he find his spine? Yeah, he was holding on though, like he wasn't Yeah, he died I don't think he really wanted to come back out later on. He's like, you know, HCW, fuck you. I think Nicky was probably just like get your get your ass out there, you know. He came out and saw Michael Maverick was like, No, you see those guys where they're like, No, no, no He just pushes him out and you're like OG Yeah, he tried. He tried though. He tried. That was a great time though. for Michael Maverick, I feel like it was kind of like it was a good showing for Caden. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. He didn't it wasn't weak at all. He showed some big moves. He did kind of rock Michael Maverick for a minute. But Michael Maverick's got that devil in him. So I don't know that Michael feels like Just that I'm gonna leave it like that. What what did I tell you before the match started? I told you guys when when we were on commentary You know, you were talking about maybe this kid has what it takes and I said if Michael Maverick is gonna lose It's because he wants to lose it's because Michael Maverick wants to lose. Well apparently he didn't he he chose not to. I feel that way. I I kinda feel that way. Or just you know, like okay, so like when he laid out two three when he wrestled Camaro Jackson, when he got up and left that ring, he looked like You know, I I just did this 'cause I wanted to. You know, he w he didn't walk away like, his head down or he was hurt. He got out of the ring, sat on there, turned around, looked at him, and even Camaro Jackson looked and was like, Damn, that dude's a different breed. You know, so I felt like you know, he went a little easy on Camaro. I feel like a bold statement, sir. I feel like I know, right? Like like I said, Michael Maverick. I feel like if he wanted to if he wanted to lose he would have lost Out loud. And he's not even an athlete. I've said a lot of stuff I probably should regret. Like You know Camaro Jackson. I've done a lot of things I should probably regret. Have you not seen what I've done? I gave Blade brass knuckles to beat up Remington Roar. So what? Remington Roar still beat Blade. But I mean I put my my ass in his crosshairs. I mean, think about that. We're making decisions right now. It wasn't it wasn't a choice. It was it was for the the team. Whenever you I'm a team player. Whenever I saw him walk out during his entrance, I did get
terrified that he was just gonna reach over and just say, Come here, Jay, real quick. I know. We're gonna show you what a real hardcore match is. I got a little nervous for a wedding day, please don't do this. I explained it through me. We talked. I told him. You called it play me. I'm a team player. I did what I had to do for my boys. I'm a member of the Seventh Seal. I had to help them. If I was a member of the No Coast Yakuza, I would have given them knuckles to Remington. Now having said that, knowing Blade is Billy, I wish I would have gave them to Remington. Hey, I gave Remblade. I gave I s I hit him in my own dress. Does that mean you're part of the no go's jackuza? No, I just love Rembl. We're a rival gang. Doesn't that make sense? It does. It's like the West Side story. All right. It does. We can just say off my side of the bed. You're Maria. You're Maria. Gonna fight a jet. And you're a jet. You're a jet. Yes, we are that big a nerd. We can go off for we don't need to, but we will. that was a grand time. I there was a debate last night on commentary. Who does the worst spear, Michael Maverick or Colton Kinnman? Like if you were to take one or the other, which one would you? Yeah, I said the Kachao because the 'cause I had taken the Kachao. I haven't taken Colton, so I don't know how that's Yeah, Jay says Colton when he does his he goes up. He just looks he looks very Colton looks very, very powerful on his, but so does Michael. Michael looks like he's trying to take your ancestors b back to the grave. Like he's he's not even looking at you. He's looking seven miles past you. I'm not taking him. He's not trying to spear you, he's trying to spear the three guys behind you. You know what I mean? I'm not taking the cachow. It's not happening. but to be fair, I like my body the way it is. I'm not fighting any of you. I love you all. T two G was supposed to take So maybe your problem is with T two G. T two G Yeah, Jay tried to do it, he fucked it up so bad. While he was on the show. And why why do you even care about doing it? He doesn't come on now. Tommy's on another one he got a lucky win last night. I don't know. Tommy's been doing some amazing things, so okay, I can do well yeah, just because he won the match in the four way with me also cool. That's three other people. He is in the King's Cup. He is. He did keep himself away. You're not in the King's Cup. Damn, rub it in his face. But he's talking shit about Tommy, so I'm just bringing up facts. I didn't get a match in the King's Cup. Did nobody notice that? Maybe you should talk to Dickie that you love so much. Dickie's not we're the we're already at the finals, so I can't get a qualifying match. I don't know last night. People prove it. You could have been in a So Dickie comes out because we had a match of Colton Kinneman again or no, Diggy came out with the cabinet. and called out they tried to get Colton to join the cabinet. Well, they called out Colton Kinneman and s and Gavin's like, Hey, you're great. You should be great with us. And Colton's like, no So Dickie says, now you're gonna have a gauntlet match to prove that you belong once again in the fucking final match of the King's Cup, which is absolute bullshit. He already had a prove it match. He not only did he already win, he had a prove it match last time. So now we're gonna have a yet another redo of a prove it match. So the first person he br fights is Brandon Cottonwood, Bigfoot Brandon, which I do have so many questions. Why are we wearing one fucking shoe? It bothers me. So Frankie V's like because the other shoe is too small and that's the big foot. Is it American? Is it Asian? No. You see a lot of Americans running around with one shoe on? That is not an American thing. I mean that's different. That's that's poor. That's poor like you can't afford two shoes, so you got one or you wore one out. But like I don't know. That's a choice. I don't know why it bothers me. You either have no shoes or two shoes. One shoe is a weird choice that I cannot get behind. That's like wearing wet socks. Yeah. I'm telling you, he just needs little guidance. something. From somebody. Cabinet. Well is that gonna be your your go to all the time? Always the cabinet. I said last time I think he should have learned sealed. If he would have joined the cabinet, he wouldn't have had to have this proof it match. That's true. Okay, but he beats Brandon Cottonwood. So the next person out is the wild card, Arthur A. Royal, which he's already beaten, so he just f beats him again. So then UWO's Dagger, who's like miniblade. That's whenever we talked about. Arthur, you gotta you gotta quit being weird with Colton, man. I don't know. Maybe he's jealous of his hair. Maybe it's 'cause they look alike. What? Nah. I don't think they look that much alike. Maybe maybe Arthur wants to look like Colton Kinneman. He's like, Maybe someday I'll have shoulders like that and Colton's like, Yeah, in your dreams. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's like a crush. Maybe that's what Arthur A. Royal needs. He needs a big brother in Colton Kidman. There you go. Mmm, I mean Arthur sits here and talks to himself in promos. Ladies and gentlemen, he's a crazy American. We need to get better. But he he needs to just stop talking so much shit for somebody who is still very, very young. You gotta have a lot more wins under your belt before you start talking so much shit like you're the greatest thing that's ever lived. So then Colton fights Dagger, who is like mini blade. And Dagger is a supposedly had a mat like a three-way with Colton Kinneman and the chocolate kaiju. And apparently daggers like As a beast. No matter what they throw down. Chocolate kaiju? Yeah, Will Chambers. Will chambers? okay. I thought is that what his nickname is? Yeah, here it is the chocolate kaiju. It's pretty fucking great. That's good. He's six foot fucking five and four hundred and four and five pounds or some shit like that. Yeah. Not
somebody you probably want to fight. But apparently, like he fought all three of Are we sure Mini Blade wasn't just blade under a different no. he's like a hundred pounds lighter. He was smaller. I I wouldn't say mini blade either, man, 'cause this guy was taking some stuff and it just looked like he wasn't getting affected by it. Yeah, but that's like the younger younger Blade. He's like Blade Junior. I don't know, Blade gets affected by it. I don't know. Dag dagger apparently takes a lot to get him down, but Colton came out on top. So then the last man comes out is Shane Davis, who is in the member of the cabinet. And Outre Gets up on the ring and unfortunately causes a distraction of sorts that gets Shane Davis. The one two or gets Shane Davis pinned and Colton gets one, two, three. He gets the fucking win. He hit Otre. He went to go hit Colton. Colton moves. And Colton moved. And so Shane's like hits hits Outre And again and says, What the fuck are you doing on the ring? Shane is on the losing end. Of the cabinet. Of the cabinet. He's it's like Do you wanna be the next Shane Davis? I won't be on the losing end. How do you figure? Yeah, it it seems like they don't you know He didn't think he would be either. But that's Shane Day. And he was the first one that joined. That's true. That's the one thing is he's the first one that joined, so I'm not I'm not the first. So I'm not gonna be the last probably. So Colton is going on on the twenty sixth, September twenty sixth, we will have the final King's Cup match. And I it's just Dickies doing Dicky shit. There was Dick all over the show. was un inappropriate. So the finals will be Colton. Colton Kinneman, Logan Knight, Kit Reaver. Logan lost. It's Colton Kinneman, Kit Reaver, Tommy Toogood, and Paradox. that's right. Okay. You're right. Logan did lose. He lost because it's a bunch of little Good boys. There's a bunch of little good boys in there. I wouldn't say kid is a good boy. Kid's America's favorite asshole. Kidding good boy. I learned that in Salina. I learned that in Salina. When it suits him. When it suits him. I've seen him stab females. What the hell was that? Tomagatchi or whatever the hell he did. You know what I mean? What was that? The the near you're talking about the stomp? Mukunuku driver or whatever? He no, he gave me a he gave me a Michinoku yeah, he gave me a Michinoku, but then he y then he screamed out Tamagotchi and then he gave me like a Did he scream Tamagotchi in the middle? I've never heard him scream Tamagotchi, so I'm gonna ask him about that video. I think he I think I think he yelled toma I I thought he yelled something like that, I'm pretty sure. He was probably making sure somebody was And then next thing I know I got fucking Did you feed his Tamagotchi? That's your problem. You forgot to. That's That's probably why he That's why he's the asshole. Somebody keeps killing all my Tamagotchi. What kind of Tamagotchi do you think he has? I don't know. He's an animal guy.
He's a dinosaur. I would get a dinosaur. I used to have one or my sister. What kind of dinosaur would be? T Rex. Short arms. Big head. See, I think if I got one, I I I'd probably want like a woolly mammoth. I don't even think they made a wooll woolly mammoth one. Well why did they make a dinosaur one then? They did. They made a T Rex one. Well they should make a woolly mammoth one. And he's looking at us like we're insane. He's like, why are we talking about yet more shit? They're they're they were little electric pocket pets. You fed him in stuff, yeah. You had to feed change their diapers. Yeah, because these are just that's what a Tamagotchi is. Yeah, he had it for like twenty five years from the time he was I don't remember what movie that was in. Mm-hmm. I I wanna say Justin Long or something was in it. It was a comedy. Yeah, I can't remember what movie it's in. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty fucking bad. And it's like He's like, Hold on, I gotta feed my Yeah, and I was like, What the fuck is Atomic as like a kid? I forget how young you are. God damn it. That's even y that's my sister is significantly younger than me and she had one. I was too old for it. So so that moves on to the next match, which is Bruzador versus Terren Jekyll, who came back looking like shit. Looking like a million bucks is what he looked like. Whatever. Bruiser was there, ready to go. This was a match for some reason they decided this one was the one that was sponsored by us. Because it was you versus me. Pretty much, yeah. And this was why who why who wrote Bloodbath? Not me. There was no blood. He did a bloodbath. the match. The final the final move was a bloodbath. Yeah, that was the movie used. Okay, that's why I wrote it down. To beat Boozer Dor. Shut up. That was a great match. It sure was. Bruiser lost. Bruiser definitely has a few bruises from Darren Jekyll. I don't like you two. Yeah. Bruiser did a wonderful job. He just it just wasn't his day. He did a great job looking at the lights. Don't listen to him, Bruiser. What what are you gonna do? Darren Jekyll is a huge dude. So it was Bruiser. You know what I would say, you know, Bruiser can say he hates me all he wants. He didn't say he hated you. Yeah, he did. He didn't say I hate you. He's He just says I hope No, he told me last night before we left, I was like, You're gonna hate me tomorrow. He's like, I already do hate you. I was like, Well, you're gonna hate me even more I didn't hear the word hate. Yeah. Hate's a very strong word, bruise. Very, very strong word, but it's like I don't like bruisador either. He's not a good dude. See I used to love Bruce Dor. He was w he was my favorite wrestler. And then he wanted to talk some crap. He took he kids. Like, come on, this is the cheapest way to get over. Come on. This is the problem with Bruiser is he can't take crisis. So be careful. He'll he'll start hating on you too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one thing. He's gonna start hating on me now. Probably, and you deserve
it because don't you be making fun of bruiser or lucha's because that is a grand time. I don't see you doing no flippy shit. That's why he got beat by Darren Jekyll. That's why he didn't It was his own damn thing. Yeah, he jumped yeah, he jumped into his He's like, Hey, bloodbath me man. You deserve that. You wanna see me do my blood? Don't listen to him. You wanna see me do my flippy dippy stuff? I'm gonna do it right into a bloodbath. no. don't listen to him. You didn't want to. Aye aye, senor. you wow. Yusuf is racist. Don't even what the fuck. Bruiser I I fully support you. I want to see that again. It was a great match. I had fun. One more. I very much appreciate everything that Bruzador tried to do, but Darren Jekyll is on a different path now. He seems more focused than he was. You're gonna get beat up. Bruiser is gonna put you through a. What's Bruiser gonna do? D He is an old man. He doesn't take much. Did you s did you not see my boy take out Bruiser? I don't think I got anything to worry about. No bullshit. He's not always around. He's got he's got his security. Not always. The only security that bitch has 90% of the time is me. You throw a mean choke slam. You have like he doesn't have stuff hidden in his pockets. He's handing it off to Blade. What the fuck's it gonna do against Bruzador? Bruzador is Well apparently it'll take him out. I I guarantee you, like, you know, they might not did shit to Remington, but Yeah, it may not do nothing to Remington Roar. But Remington Roar is also the carnival. You are writing checks your ass cannot cash. You are literally you he has like ten years you have more than ten more than ten years on this man. The moment he lays hands on you. we're so scared of bruiser door Jackie Bruiser don't listen to him. I told him I was gonna make you paint me more. my god, I didn't think you were gonna recruit Ali to do it with you. Hey, he d I didn't recruit him, he's just helping. He's jumping in for fun. I mean this is You don't listen to anything they say. You are a god in your own right. Shut the fuck up. A god in his own mind, maybe. Don't talk about Bruiser that way. You know what, I'm gonna take a break. You guys are dickheads and I gotta go to the bathroom. He would have had more fun with his tag team partner, his Matonis. Chris Hero hit I can't remember his name with a microphone in Ring of Honor like that. I always remember that. Ring of Honor was who I was th trying to think of. Thank fucking God. Earlier. Ring of Honor. That was what I was trying to think of. Okay. so the next match we're gonna talk about is Will Chambers, The Chocolate Kaiju versus T Two G. And this one was sponsored by UWO. Yeah. Go ahead. And you know, we we we watched this match, we were thinking anybody that goes up against Will's got a a death wish. A death wish. A death wish. But somehow Somehow T2G pulled that shit out. Okay, but the thing is is Will Chambers is f what did they say? Four hundred and five pounds. Mm-hmm. I think. And six foot seven or six foot six or something like that. T two G is five ten and he's exactly half the weight. Half the weight plus three pounds. There's two hundred and three pounds difference between the two of So T two G was fighting two people. But Will is so big that as long as T two G stayed quick, Will had like couldn't get a hold of him. But once he got a hold of him I thought T Two G was gonna like lose this one because Will i is fucking I don't know, man. I would never like if you showed me who do you want to wrestle? Will's gonna be one of those I'm gonna be like Absolutely not. No thank you. You don't wanna fight Will? I don't know. You don't wanna fight a chuck like Haiju? He's a big man. But if you stay away from him, did Tommy look like he had fun last night? No. Yeah. I don't I don't think I I don't think I'm I didn't I didn't have fun with Tommy, Malachi and And my Mike Malik and Michael Maverick. Yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't I don't feel like I'd have fun with I don't know. I think i it'd be about the same kind of a match though. I'd just kind of run away, I think most of the time. Yeah kind of Well that's the key to it. maybe that's what I need. Maybe I'd run around the ring multiple times. Maybe that'd like tie around and then maybe I can't. If he chased you, he might just watch you and wait for you to be. Yeah, that's the that's the one thing though, is he might just like watch me like run around and I might not. I always felt like if I was a wrestler and like, you know, I don't care how bad I wanted you to I kinda wanna see that now. I'm not gonna lie. I wanna see you just running in circles and Will just standing there like Are you gonna stop? It's like the Roadrunner and Coyote. Which one is which? 'Cause eventually you gotta stop. I mean you're an athlete, you have a great stamina, but it only lasts so long. What do you think? By that time, he he should be tired out. You think? Yeah, he should be like like sleepy kinda tired if I'm going if I'm running for that. So then you just get a pillow? Yeah, and then like lay him down and then like Ninety nine. And then and then and then w slow quiet band. That's a weird though. I'd pay good money to see that. Okay. Make it happen. That was a great time. T G's been on this like this he's on a he's on a roll. And he's been building a lot of momentum. Now that he's got his confidence after he's done with Austin and and all of that stuff, like we've even though he hasn't won every single match he's been, it's not looking any worse for him. He's still just gaining so much skill and momentum and just he's just doing so really good. He's one win away from a King's Cup. Yep. Yep. And for him to come against Will Chambers, who's the biggest wrestler I've ever seen in person. yeah, close yeah, I would say so. I think him I wanna see him standing next to the Undertaker. he I think he'd be bigger than him. Because I think the Undertaker is like two inches shorter than him. Like
legitimately in real life, I don't think the Undertaker is six six. Is he? I I don't know. I think he's like actually six four, six two. I think any of those guys are as big or as tall or as big as they say they are. Well, what was it? Mitch Onyx says he's built a six four. Well, they built Cody Rhodes out as like six four and like two hundred and forty, two hundred and fifty pounds. And I'm like, this dude is nowhere near two hundred forty pounds. This dude is definitely all but I don't think he's six four. I thought he was like five eight or five nine, maybe five ten. He's probably like six foot and maybe like two twenty maybe if that even And I'm like, and like that's the that that's not the one thing. I mean, you just No, but Will is every inch of what he's built. Four four hundred you said? Yeah. Four hundred and five or four hundred and six pounds. Like Jesus Christ. That is a lot. Like when he grabs you, I'm nervous. That's the one thing is like that's like whenever like yeah, you'd see he'd grabbed Tommy and like there was a real fear in Tommy's face whenever he'd grabbed Tommy. It was like, okay, this is not where I need to be right now. You know, we've picked up a lot of people that are 400 pounds on our job and like they're not six five. No, because he's very s he's slimmed down quite a bit since the first time we've seen him. Like he is Will was like his body wasn't the same shape when we first saw him, so now he's slimmed down, so now it's more solid muscle. So not only does he move faster than he did, he's more solid than he was, and he's still a giant. Mm-hmm. I was about to say that's a solid four hundred. I think he might even make look Oba Femi look a little smaller. Although O Oba is like wide on all sides. Yeah, but I still mean Oba was a shot put college thrower, so like whenever you're doing that kind of stuff you gotta be looking like I mean just a pure shit brick house. Yeah, shit brick house. I just remember all the like there was a girl that I I from our high school, she ended up going on and throwing jab and stuff like that. But I just remember she was a brick shit house and like 'cause she went on to like the Olympic trial, stuff like that. Did she really? Wow. Like But I just remember she was a fucking beast. Katie Beef, if you're out there, you are a beast. Yeah. Your neck is so big that you can't actually turn it. Yeah. 'Cause you have to have the big arms to be able to do that. She that's that's the strength, is the upper arms. Well And the legs too, because you get the push off, I guess. Will Chambers rem r just seems like he would be like a shot put kind of throwing kind of guy. He seems like Well he's throwing Tommy around. Yeah, he was throwing Tommy around like he was a little shot put. Yeah. And and for Drake to be the one that trained him, I was like, how do you reel in somebody that big? At the same time, Tommy is not the smallest dude on planet Earth. That's not some guy that you just pick up like it's an
easy day on the Tommy's like got maybe like less than five percent body fat. Like he's solid. As a ship brickhouse, and he's he's so fast. And he just but he proved that you can wear Will down. Like Will was trying to get him, and Tommy was too quick, so Tommy ended up with the win. But he won with a surprise roll-up. Most devastating move in wrestling. It was devastating to Will. You can't get in you can't get in your own head. You can't get in your own head. Man, that's crazy work because. I mean Tommy guy. I think I would get that on a trophy. Like somebody put a picture on it. I want that on a plaque. I beat a man that is the biggest man I've ever seen. Yeah, I'd be bragging about that for years. Of all the matches that I'd be like, you know what I won? I surprised rolled up a dude that was huge. I don't like Tommy, but I'll give him his props. Good win. Would you good win? Would you fight Will? No, still but you would fight Tommy. You've have you've fought Tommy before, but would you fight him again? Yeah, I would fight Tommy again. Yeah. Yeah. No one I'll beat Tommy. But but not with somebody else like Michael Matter. I need I need a one on one so that it's just me so that I can just beat him down like I usually You don't think Tommy could take you? Tommy ain't gonna do I think it'd be a hell of a match. I'd love to wrestle Tommy. I feel like it'd be very fun to wrestle Tom. I think it'd be very athletic because you you two are both v extremely athletic. I think but you have to have a foot race at one point. Or like you need to come up with your own little use of Ali Yeah, I gotta come up with like a T U Cep all E. Yeah, well that's true. Well like you can't go come out and go, Where's my twos at? Yeah. You need where's my all ees at? Where's my you's at? Why is why is it where's my twos at? Tell me too good too good. He's too good. He's been pretty good here lately. He won against Will Chambers. You have not got a win. He's been kind of cheap. And he was too good against you because you didn't win that match. Will he be too good in the King's Cup though, final? We'll see. We will see. That's gonna be hard. We we are s we have our picks. Our pick is Kit Reaver. We think he's gonna be the one. He's gonna be the first King's Cup champion. I think that's who's g who out of all the guys that are in it, I'm thinking Tommy and Colton are good picks for me. Two young two young, hungry guys who seem like they need something like that. I feel like They're young and hungry, but you also gotta take in consideration how much that title means to each one of Yeah. And I've seen Kit Reaver go to dastardly levels to get a win. Can those two go to those levels? I don't know. Paradox can. Yeah, we know Paradox. Paradox is a pillar of H C W, so what? Perryot is also conniving as hell. Exactly. He's a fucking pancake. So he'll do whatever the fuck it takes, but so can't reverse. I he turned I mean he joined the seven seal, then turned on the seven seal, and then what I mean, well how how do we know he he didn't join the seven, he was a tourist. He was a tourist. He was just a passer by. Yeah, yeah. I mean that's one way to put it. But I mean sometimes you gotta do what you gotta fucking do. so that leads to the next match, which is the out of luck title. Which is Ray versus Gavin. And the cabinet comes out. And they they get started kind of it's it kind of sad. Gavin just does whatever Gavin fucking wants. What? Gavin got beat up. That's what Gavin got. That's his title. He got beat up and then he got carried out. He forfeited Yeah, he he la he left. But it's but it's Gavin's title. It's still Gavin's title. Now it is. Still. Still, but it is Gavin's title. Yeah, but to see that is H T W's very first forfeit. He quit. And he's a champion. I mean what is that what does that say about your champion when they quit? Yeah. And he didn't even walk out. Shane Davis carried him out. He's still a real champion. Gavin is still a real champion. How you figure? Gavin Gavin beat down Ray Leon. Gavin said, I am. Ray would have had that match. Gavin said, Gavin said, I Gavin said I ha I Gavin said I've done what I need to do and I'm gonna go home. Ray would have I did what I needed to do because Ray was still standing kicking Davin Gavin's head in and Gavin had pulled out my shade and carried over I think he was even burping him on the way out. I watched I watched the multivers in here somewhere. I watched I watched a Gavin I watched a gorgeous Gavin Bush beat down. Gavin walk out. That's right. I watched Gavin. I watch I watched Gav I watched Gavin walk out of the ring, sit in sit into the hands of Shane Davis, and Shane Davis gladly carry Gavin Bush out because Gavin was tired after the beatdown that he had to give Rayleigh on. that he took, yes, you're right. That he took from Ray Leon. He did not take that much of a beat. Gavin is still pretty good. He's still he got carried back out to the match in the rumble. He is. He the but the only reason He is the out-of-luck champion is because he quit. He fucking quit. He forfeited like a little bitch and got carried out like a little bitch. So Ray won. Ray won that match. And but if it wasn't for Gavin Leaving, Ray would have had that title. He'd have been our new out-of-luck champion. But There's a there's called into question whether Ray what the stance is between Ray and Dickie 'cause it's like a weird Great Dickie loves Ray. Yeah. And he says he's doing everything what's best for Ray. And he says he's Ray's biggest fan and will always be Ray's biggest fan. But he wasn't necessarily on Ray's side for the match. Well to be fair, he gave him a title match. He did give Ray a title match. So did he is he the one who made this out of luck championship match? He had to have. So he's the only one around. At the same time. It's not Dickie's choice that Gavin got carried out. Look, you need to be sa s stop supporting the cabinet. It's not Dicky's choice that Gavin got
carried out. That is I I mean I I Dickey offered Ray Leon the chance to win the Out of Luck Championship. He was a good friend to Ray Leon. And you see, Ray Leon just couldn't cash in on his opportunity. So what happens? Ray Leon failed. He failed. You may have gotten the win, but you still failed at the opportunity, Ray. I'm sorry. Wow, use bold words for a man who For a man that beat Ray Leon for the Heartland Championship a year ago. One one one. I think Ray will see it differently. I think maybe most of HCW sees it differently. Maybe you what's that's what you need to go. You need a a Lebanese ref. Yeah. That's your problem. No I'll be your ref. You're not Lebanese. We can a Jay would follow the rules. you don't know him at all. He would follow my rules. What are you paying? That would be the thing. What do you offer? we'll talk after. You couldn't even pass for Lebanese. Well, I don't know, you might be able to. You saw my DNA test. That's true. You are part. You have like what is it less than two percent? I have I have all kinds of stuff. I'm I'm like a world renowned fucking human being, even though I've only been in Kansas. Yeah, but all your ancestors have been fucking everywhere. Everywhere. Hoes. That's what they are. That's what it means. He's a descendant of hoes. I can tell what. According to my DNA test, I do have a little bit of Middle Eastern specifically Punjab. So we could do the we could do the rules match. We'd be fine. Yeah, he's not really good with rules. Lebanese rules. We're gonna write these down. We need this on a t-shirt. Lebanese rule number one. Math is one plus one. We know one plus one equals one equals W. Which is funny, he didn't make that sign. You know whose sign that is? I was the one who supported you. So you're wanting to get him on your side and I'm the one who was like this is You didn't say that I don't support him. I know I'm a slow counter. Like I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like Jeff. You never saw Jeff Ref, but I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna hold on to the rope and hold no, I know, no. I've seen Jeff Ref. I've seen Jeff. You think that's bad. I me too. I saw Jeff so I 'cause I originally at one point wrestled on a skill show and Jeff was a ref whenever I was on a skill show and I was like Yeah, he he quit being a ref real quick. Well then there was a time where he came out and he wrestled during a match and I just remember Jeff like hit like like he threw somebody out of the match and then like got like super hyped up and then just got absolutely blasted by somebody and I felt so bad. I was like, Well and to be fair, Rev Jeff didn't decide he wanted to be a wrestler 'til he was forty five years old. And then as soon as he did, he took his first bump, he found out he has an inner ear problem, so he has he gets dizzy. He has vertigo really, really bad. So Then he went to refing, but you know, getting up and down is hard. So yes, I am not I I know my limits. I did roller de re I know my limits. I cleaned
my house. The floor is way too low. I would be moving around quick in the ring and then when I was done I would be so fucking tired and sores like that's the last time I'm fucking revving a match. Yeah, I know. That's like the fur that's I mean, that's the first time I had ever been on a show was I refereed a I had Iron Man refereed like a Did you really it was up in Topeka. It was for it was for Angel and them. It was for Mike Ortega up there, for Yeah, Angel wrestled on that show, Bruiser did. Ray Ray wrestled on that show. I ref Ray I remember I ref a match between Ray and Party Poison on that show. Holy shit, that was a bit ago though. That was a long time ago, yeah. So yeah, And you were ref and going, This is not for me. I wanna kick all your asses. And except for somebody else walked away with win. It doesn't matter. It's like a lot of shit for a guy who hasn't won a whole lot. I'm just saying. I can talk You and Arthur should be besties. You need to teach Arthur how to be as handsome. No, he needs to go talk to his brother Colton Kinneman. I don't think they're brothers. They're little look alike brothers. Mm Wow, that is not very nice. I don't step brothers. They could be like Yes. They could pull off the pictures. Did you play my drums? See, yeah. Did we just become best friends? Mm-hmm. That's them. That's them right there. We're doing so many activities. On the count of three, name your famous dinosaur. Velociraptor This is the dumbest episode fucking ever. It's great. Love it. An hour and a half just about Marvel shit. Yeah. It's been longer than an hour and a half. It's almost two. Well, no, that we just did an hour and a half of just Marvel shit. yeah, true that. Yeah. That's okay. And then we had like two hours before that. Hey, look, when you're having fun, you're having fun. So that moves to a 30 man fucking rubble. And usually we save these big rumbles for the big shows. Like the Red Kettle Rumble, obviously, because there's there's a rumble in the title, so therefore. And then I think last year, how many were in the Red Kettle Rumble? It was thirty. Was it thirty only? No, it was thirty one. Yeah yeah, actually it was more than thirty. It was thirty one. It was thirty one. But and then we had a rumble at I don't remember. I know we have At our anniversary show. Didn't we have one last year at the anniversary show? It was like fifteen or twenty something. Were you not in a rumble? Yeah, I was yeah, no, no, I was in that rumble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause like we like eight there was a bunch of random guys in it 'cause we just kinda it was kinda disgusting. Yeah, it was a lot of debuts. Yeah, it was a lot of people came in. Yeah, 'cause Aiden came in on that show. Like there was a bunch of random pe it was just a bunch of random like people 'cause we like 'cause I think like we were like Billy was like, I'm just gonna throw a battle royal on here and we were like Let's have it. Alright, cool and then he was like, All right,
who's all gonna do And we were like Everybody. Fuck. Well we have yeah we only I think it ended up being like twenty eight or something like that. I think there was I think there was like seventeen. Was it that many? But it was still a rumble. Yeah, it was still a rumble. There was a lot on stake a lot at stake in this one. At one point there were so many big guys in this rumble. I was like, I asked about the weight capacity. I was like what's what's the weight limit on a ring? 'Cause I was like, Holy shit. So the first one, which is bullshit, I I don't know who did this because Chance came out and told Jay before commentary, like while we were on intermission. He said he didn't think it was Dickie. He still thinks that Billy's somehow pulling the strings with this. Because this is an H C W title match. And chance interests number one. And in order for him to lose, it's not he no, he didn't have to pin just last man that was there. He had rules out. So he had to last through 30 29 other fucking people. Yeah. And they do this to him all the time. No doesn't matter what title chance is holding, chance is killing everybody. Because you know, he's letting you know he is the first real Heartland champion. Well, he almost was the last real heart and Champlain last night. Has he? He wasn't though. He wasn't. I said he was almost. He was almost. So chance comes in first, right out the gate. Paradox comes out. Then we get Cargar's three. Simon's four. Nathan Bourne is five. Six is Morning Star, who for some reason Only fights in Rumbles. We've seen him in the singles match one time. Yeah. Morningstar loves rumbles. He was in a Like a fatal four way. Yeah, he's never in one on one. Yeah, but yeah, no. No, he has something like he has. Yeah, it's always yeah, it's always somebody else in the match. What is that? Why why can't why can't he have a singles group? I don't know. It's either Morningstar really loves more than one people. No, that's a lie. He did have a singles match with Christian Temple. When? VIP of You're right, more than a year ago. Yeah. Yeah. It was shortly after we started in Slena Huh. Yep. Yeah, okay. But it was one time and he's like, Yeah, I'm I had the kit re the Kit Reaver matchup. Yeah, he said, I'm not doing this anymore. Put me all in only in Rumbles. Yeah. I think I think I think yeah, I think him getting his ass kicked by Temple kind of was like Look if you got your ass kicked by Temple, you'd say the same thing. Yeah. I'm not a morning star, I'm more of an afternoon. So then we had number seven was Shane Davis. Number eight was Matt Osbourne. Matt Osborne. Number nine was Ricky Wingrave. Number ten was Caden Love. Cade Love. Cade Love, sorry. Somebody wrote it wrong. Yep. Number 11 was Ray. Number 12 was Dale Reeves. Number 13 was Malik Mayfield. Number 14 was Dagger. Number 15 was Caden Kayoma. Number 16 was Aiden Roach. Number 17 was Michael Maverick. Number 18 was Will Chambers. Number 19 was Colton Kinneman. Number 20 was Darren Jekyll. By this time we got 800 pounds. That's 800 pounds hundred and plus pounds in the ring. and then so Jekyll then twenty one is Bruzador Valencia. Twenty-two is Kuma who adds another what is he build at three hundred and twenty? He's a big guy too. Yeah. twenty-three was Cole Lung. Twenty-four was Izzy O'Reilly. Look I love that we got a new female and I like her because the first thing she fucking does is go for the biggest motherfucker in the ring. She went after Will Chambers and she tried. it was a good time. I was like She tried. Fuck yeah, but hey, you know what? Frankie Lee, Frankie V on the commentary goes, Prison rules. Prison rules. Number 25 is Isaac O Trey. 26, T2G. 27, Jacob Edward. Edwards, twenty-eight, Brandon Cottonwood, Barefoot Brandon. twenty-nine is Arthur A. Royal and number thirty was the Gavin Bush. Okay, what is going on with Brandon and all these name changes? So okay, we've been told he was Brandon Barefoot Brandon. And then somebody said no, he doesn't go by the name, he goes by Bigfoot Brandon. He told Bobby He told Bobby Casey either way. It's either way. So Bobby announces him either way. I he was b Bigfoot or Barefoot. Yeah, remember his barefoot. Like no shoes. Now he got one shoe, so we can't do big I don't know. We can't do barefoot 'cause he's We can't do barefoot. It just Barefoot. Barefoot. Barefoot, that's that barefoot brain. Yeah, but now we're Bigfoot. Or I don't know what we are. It's Brandon Cottonwood. Cottonwood. We're gonna stick with that. So the first person who is out, like, okay, sorry, this gets a little sticky, so I gotta my notes and will you pour me another shot? Because this is gonna get crazy. Matt Osborne, this was his debut. He is the first one thrown out. number two to be thrown out is Morningstar. Which you know, for a good long while nobody got thrown out. That's the one thing is yeah, no, nobody got thrown out for a good How much weight do you think was in there before people started getting thrown out? Like if you had to actually estimate I'm pretty good at weights. Like I'm asked Jay. I'm like I'm I can get it within ten pounds. I don't know that there's a lot of weight in there. I'm gonna say close to three thousand pounds. I'm gonna say at least two and a half. A l two two and a half. I'm gonna say close to three just because of a Kuma. And Will Chambers. Kuma is a big boy. Well then you had Malik you had Darren Jekyll, Michael Maverick. You had every big person in the the only one that you didn't have was then you get Bruiser in there right after Shit, yeah, I forgot. Yeah. Bruiser is a huge guy. shit there's the rest of them are pretty Brandon Cottonwood's a huge guy. Dagger you guys said was just like half blade. He's a mini blade. I think he he's he's very much just his moves are very similar to similar, similar, okay. But he's not nearly as big. Okay. But there's other moves he uses that are just Well he also uses the mandible claw, so maybe he's just a big seven
seal fan. I might like this guy. I'm just I said don't talk to me yeah, I don't I don't So two, Morningstar three was Cargar by Simon. So Simon comes in and he was kinda wiry last night and he throws out Cargar, which is funny, because when Cargar gets out, Chance was like everybody was it was crazy. Don't ask me what happened. But Chance kinda like slinks out of the ring and kinda hides like he's gonna wait. It's a smart fucking move. Jay said that's what he would do. That's what I would do. That's what I would do. I mean, I heard I heard him saying that. But Cargar gets out and he's like, I'm gonna leave, and then he sees chance. He throws chance and said, Get your ass in there and actually fight. This is bullshit. So Cargar's out. number four. Cade Love gets thrown out by Simon as well. Number five, Simon goes out. I think he went out when Cade Love went out too. If you remember. Then Nate Bourne, Nathan Bourne gets thrown out, and then Dale Reeves is out. Then Ricky Wingrave gets out. then Dagger gets thrown out. Surprisingly fast. He's number nine. number ten was Shane Davis by Michael Maverick. Seven seal cabinet problem. Mm I already said Number eleven number eleven, Matt Osborne gets thrown out. Number twelve, was Caden Kayoma. That kid took a wild bump. That was I that one looked like that hurt whenever he got thrown out. I was I didn't I thought he hit. Did you hear that? Did you hear it on camera? yeah, I did. I thought he hit his head. Did he? I don't know. That's what I thought. Yeah. Now he walked himself out. I didn't see any like medical come running. Yeah. But I legit thought he hurt himself. number eleven, sorry, was Aiden Roach, then Caden Ka Kaoma. number thirteen twelve. No, Caden was twelve. Okay, thirteen. My bad. I can count. Number thirteen was Michael Maverick. Number fourteen was Darren Jekyll. Fifteen, Cole Lung. Sixteen, Akuma. Seventeen was Isaac Outre. Eighteen, Jacob Edwards. Nineteen T two G. Which is kind of fair. It's kind of middle. He lasted a good long while. He came in at twenty six. Yeah, but he came he was the nineteen. He should have lasted till twenty seven, being that it late in the Alright, anyway. Number twenty. Number twenty was Colton Kinneman. So both of the people in the King's Cup got thrown out fairly quickly. Bruzador was twenty-one. Twenty-two? No, no, no. Yeah. No. That's twenty-seven. Where's twenty-two? Do doe doe doe doe doe doe doe doe doe twenty twenty two. Izzy O'Reilly, which was her debut. She was thrown out by Gavin Bush because he's in there now causing QA. He likes to pick on girls. Well, that's about the only person he can beat. He's always picked on girls. He was in the sunflower division for a while, wasn't he? Yeah, so why would you pick all I'm surprised he hasn't turned that out of luck championship in front of that time. He won it so bad. So then Gavin Bush, after he gets rid of Izzy, Gavin Bush is out. Because of Ray. Mm-hmm. So that makes okay twenty-three. Number twenty-four. Do do do Where's number twenty four? Did I not write down a twenty four? That's crazy. I surely I did. Maybe I skipped a number. I don't think so. Twenty-five is Arthur A. Royal. Twenty-six is Brandon Cottonwood. Twenty-seven is Ray. Twenty-eight Will Chambers. Twenty-nine Malik Malik Mayfield. Right. You do have two numbers. Twenty seven. So it was Paradox that had to be twenty four because Ray was still in. Ray threw out Gavin. No, Paradox was one of the final fours. No, he wasn't he was the fifth. So I don't Ray threw out Gavin. So Ray came out was thrown out after Gavin. Yeah, after Gavin. So Ray is twenty four. Yep. Okay. That was supposed to be funny. And then Arthur. Sorry. And then Paradox. And then Will Chambers was twenty-eight, twenty-nine was Malik, and fucking your new You're still Still. Still Fucking Champ. Chance carried. Never had a doubt. What's your favorite moments of the the rumble? Mine. Yes, sorry. When Ray yielded my nipples. Watching the petty feud between yeah, Ray and Cargar was giving titty twisters to people as well. He was. Good, good. Ray deserves it. He gave it to to who did he give it to? Was it Simon? Maybe. 'Cause him and Simon were kind of going back and forth that he might even did it to chance to be fair. That sounds like a little weird. Right. Well they didn't flick it like lick it or anything. They're I meant I meant I meant they were going back and forth to each other's throats, you know. Not not with the titty twisters. That'd have been interesting. Both of you just have a whole I I now that I think now that I think about it though, I think it was Chance that was getting the titty twisters. Maybe. Because Cargar came in at chance, remember? Because we talked about it. He called it. We haven't seen Cargar wrestle in quite a while, but it he came out first more skilled. And he came out like a firecracker. I I everybody loves Cargar. There's not a single person who doesn't love Cargar, and I was so happy to see him wrestling. I just don't understand him. Well he's from Pangaea. You don't speak Pangaea. Ca caveman's a little hard to understand. He really likes pictures. You should draw him a picture. Drum a picture. He'll love you forever. Mm-hmm. It's true. Stick people. Draw a picture. Yeah, that's how you communicate. Yeah. You know, stick picture, stick kissing, doing stuff. Cake paintings and stuff, you know? That's that's loves fire. I ride in planes and I do stuff like I live like a high life. I don't know anything about Well well if his if his birthday ever comes around, you don't write happy birthday, you just draw a picture of a cake with some candles and him blowing out. Very simple. Very simple. And it doesn't even have to be a good person Cargar's not a bad guy to have in your corner, I'm just saying. Yeah. Hey a little crazy, but sometimes you need that to h help you win. No coast Yakuse has done it before. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And he he's car car's come out helping No Coast quite a
bit. So my favorite part, Malik gave the most beautiful moon salt I've seen. But Malik has this theory that he never gets to hit it. I've seen him hit it once. One time. Only seen him once. To be fair, if he was doing a moonssaw on you, would you want to just sit there? No. But it was so goddamn pretty. I was impressed. It was like you know when you see a fireworks and like star you talk about okay, you're So you know when you see your friend. But you know when you get a crush? You know those like in the movies where they like they they'll like They'll play that love song in the background, and it's like everything fades, and you just see him walking in slow motion. That's how I see Malik's moonssault. Like it's just so fucking amazing. Is the culture cup play playing behind that? That's what I'm thinking of. Will, I think. Will, I think it is. He screamed. Frankie goes, it wasn't. Scream like a girl. He screams like I do whenever I get picked up like that. I'm sorry. There is something about you that a grown man hit those. Whenever I saw Will Chambers pick up Aiden Roche, though, just joke slammed, just literally just like he was just a little toy. You felt like Aiden, what did you did? You should say you're sorry. Yeah. Whatever it is. I apologize immediately. Why are you trying? What are you doing? So do you agree with what chances? doing? Chance's theory is work smarter, not harder. Okay, I can't I can't fault the man chance has been a true champion these past couple months. I mean, he did what he said he was gonna do. I mean and I look I mean look I mean look at Ray look at Ray Leon. Ray Leon's become a better wrestler since he's lost that title. Like I mean Has he? I mean has he? Has he? Has he? Seems like his knee's not gonna hold up too much longer if he keeps Well not if they keep fucking working nothing but the knee, Jesus Christ. Y'all need to fucking find a new fucking joke book. Come on now. We'll work his knee. We'll work his knee. Leave it alone, man. Most jokes work because you beat the dead horse. Yeah, you beat the dead horse. Wow. Are you trying to make r an enemy out of Ray? The illustrious Ray Lane. What are you talking about? I wouldn't You just called him a dead horse. I d I don't I just said if you make you want to keep a joke alive, you beat the dead horse. I never called Ray a dead horse. That's twice you just called him a dead horse. you know, and it's like when you said that I ended up getting him beat up by the seventh wrestler, don't get me wrong. Ray hasn't crossed that line yet. Stop it! Both of you! What the fuck is happening? He deserves what he's getting. He deserved losing his title. He deserved all these things that have happened. I'm just saying maybe Well, whenever you're a really bad friend, this is what happens. I mean, look at what look at what happens with him and Chance. He was a terrible friend. Chance did all this stuff for Ray for Ray never to throw it back to him. Come on now. Now I don't disagree with that. Okay, that's where I'm in a weird spot because I had chance on And Ray wanted to be all petty last night and stomp on He learned a little thing from Br Brandon Cottonwood, Barefoot, Bigfoot, whatever. I had Ray on here and Ray was like he said he had no idea. Chance wasn't talking to him, he didn't know what was going on and and then Chance comes on here and he laid it all out. The thing is is I never once disagreed with what Chance had to say. 'Cause he was spitting the truth. And unfortunately, I'm a very logic okay, I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Women are very logical. I will I am very logical. I look at facts and history. I watch a shit ton of wrestling. And what Chance said was not wrong. Okay? However There are some other things that Chance has said and or done that I do not necessarily agree with, which is why I boo the man, even though it is hard. Because Chance is the best champion HTW. Don't matter what belt he's holding. He is the best champion HTW has serious hands down. One singles match. One singles. My problem is, why do we get to throw a fit like a little bitch? When we lost once. We're literally this is all chance does. Thirty minutes. Did he that's what chance does or did he do what he needed to do? Cause look where he's at now. He hit him with a guitar. Is to complain now? He gets to complain? Even though even though he's even though he's getting up even though he's getting equal opportunity, he got to go up for the out of luck title. That's because of Dickie. He failed. But do you want do you really want to see a day where Ray And Dickie Now you were you've been here for a year. You remember Do you want to see a day where Ray and Dickie are aligned again? I don't think you remember what that was like. It got him a title. Do you want to be in the cabinet? Do you think hold on, do you think Gavin Bush Do you think Gavin would be in charge of the cabinet? Would you be a part of the cabinet if Ray Leon was in line with Dick Richards? Do you think Gavin Bush would have a title if it weren't for Dick Richards? Why did why did why did Ray Leon have his championship? I think Gavin Bush fired Dickie. I think Dick I think Dick Richards is the procurement of title wins. I think that he is the reason why the title. You say that. But he also once he gets you he He gives you all these pretty promises, right? And he does follow through. You get the titles. But everybody forgets the ending. How does it end? And Yusuf, you use your logic. How does it end? How did it end for Ray? What happened? Do you remember? That's that's it's not it's Ray's fault 'cause Ray's an idiot. Ray can't 'cause what about Hector Hector 'cause Ray can't Wha how about Bruiser? And Angel. Has there ever been a person that Vr Dickie has been aligned with that he has not Dicky has turned on? But it's just business. But it's just business. And Ray couldn't and Ray couldn't do business, so Ray had to go. and Hector couldn't do business? So yeah, so
Hector had to go too. He got a little mad when they did business. What about Angel? You ain't talking shit on Angels. Angel is gone. Angel was gone. What was Angel's? He fucked over Angel and Bruiser when they were at tag team Los Metones or not Los Metones, the Chunklas. no. Yeah. No. How'd he fuck them over? Because he they were there with Hector. He fucked all three of over. He he took Hector's belt and gave them a title shot. But he also gooch punched every member of the fucking city. Not Angel. So what No, Angel was gone by this. Exactly. What I'm saying is yes, it's really pretty, wrapped up in a very pretty bow in the beginning. I don't know. You have to ask him. Do I look like somebody else Charlie? He seems like he would be my friend. Right? But a friend doesn't try to get you beat up by Remington Roar. Maybe you should stop running your mouth. I ain't running my mouth. I I never ran my route about the running Rimmington roar. You're running your mouth literally right now. Not to Remington. yeah, no. Not about Remington. If you ever seen a man who's six foot two cower down real quick, watch him talk to Rim. It's quite impressive. Dude, I okay. I wouldn't fuck with Rib. I don't give a shit what anybody says. Rib's a scary motherfucker. He's a big guy. He's the cornerboy. What's even better is when he sees me, he's like, Hi. And I get a big hug. Same with Bruiser, but Jay's like No man, no man, I'm o I'm over. No, it ain't that bad. He comes up. Me and him have this mutual respect. He knows game warfare is game warfare. He's Yakuza. I'm seventh seal. I had to do what I had to do. He even showed me the Did you have to you didn't have to. You didn't have to We're not arguing this bitch. You didn't have to. Are you saying hold up? If he didn't, what the seventh seal gonna do? Did you want your husband to get attacked by the seventh seal? he saying blade or the seventh seal? could not win without your help. I didn't say that one bit. That's I'm saying I got asked to do a favor. I got your you wanted your husband to get beat up by the seventh COD. Do you think I put brass knuckles in my wedding dress, wore them my entire wedding ceremony. They're in the pictures if I wasn't trying to protect not only my husband but Remington. That don't make no sense. They don't We're on two different sides of the fence here. I mean y Remington She's she's accusing side. I I yeah. I think she's actually no coast. I think you're in their game. Hey, who is it of the two of us who likes to scream Big Bang Attack? I love screaming Big Bang Attack. I will always and like I said, it's a mutual respect thing. You know, it's like we've we've done it. The territories have been shown. We know where everybody stands. But Nobody's talking about that. Did you talk about H C W and we're getting a Remington Roar versus Chance Kerrigan match? I don't know. Chance Kerrigan's been pulling out these men. He he beat twenty-nine other men last night. That man took a bag of fucking
tax. Looked me dead in my eyes. Look look dead. Punched them into his knuckles that had just barely medical tape. And then he goes in a hardcore match or is it regular match? I don't know. I'm just saying, of all the people in the world, Remington gets a little hard and a little giddy, and probably what? When you talk about putting him in a match. And the harder it gets, the worse he gets. And he gets a little giddy. I'm But Chance Kerrigan is the champion. So he's he it doesn't have to be a hardcore match. Chance can say this is my championship. We're having a regular singles magnet. Can he? Because if Billy's the one who's doing this to Chance Kerrigan, right? But what if Dick Richards? Is the one doing it to change characters. What is the point though? That's okay, so there but hey, but you're you gotta think about way, way far back. You also have to think whose friends who's friends who's Dick Richard's friends with Ray Leon? Who's who is Ray Leon enemies with? The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But you also have to go way back. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. When when when the what is the faction that Ray used to run? I can't remember, sorry. The Empire The Empire first started. Did you know chance was in that? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I used to do the the standard stuff or whatever. Not only that, but you remember who But that but Dick Richards didn't care about Chance Kerrigan. He cared about Rayleigh. You remember who Chance was in a feud with He is extremely smart, right? He makes you think that he's in cahoots with Chance. Or with Ray, right? What if in the end? What if in the end. This is all for chance and we are all being played. Ray is being made to think that yes, I am Ray's number one fan. That's why I'm giving him all these title shots. That's why I'm doing all this for Ray. I'm trying to do this for Ray. Meanwhile, Ray's getting his knee fucked and he's getting jumped and he's having all this horrible shit. He's had a really bad year. But in the end, what kind of year has Chance had? Or he could just No, what kind of year has Chance had? He's had a year that proved himself. That's what it is. Exactly. So in the end we're gonna find out that Dick Richards still does have Gavin Bush as his out of champion. So where does that what is that? Why does why does chance need the Adolux Championship? Why can't well chance doesn't need it. Exactly. Why can't it be for both? But why can't why can't why can't why can't Dickie use his power to have Gavin go win that H. W. Heavyweight Championship? That's what I'm saying. And we're gonna find out. Everybody's not for Gavin. He's not for Brain. He's for chance. Gavin is a man. Gavin is a man, people, okay? You keep saying it's uncomfortable. He's a real boy. He's human. I think that's what you mean. Because he likes to go, I'm a man. I'm a man. Now that he's got did you hear my prediction? So you listened to the show last night. I we've been saying that as many chops as Gavin takes, that he's not gonna have any chest hair, right? Well now he's got a mini bush? It's got like a strip. It's like a landing strip. Yeah, no, yeah, I did notice that last night. Yeah. And it's getting more prominent, so I switched my prediction that the more chops he gets the bushier he's gonna bit. Are you we sure that chopping those follicles right outside from Isaac Outrace, I guess. Or Dickie's beard. Or Shane Davis's head. Or his Shane's not curly enough. He's he's kind of like that like half curly, half straight sweaty. Sweaty is the hairstyle. That's that's what it is. But if it was sweaty, I think it's more wet. Like it's Yeah, but okay, I'm trying to like white who looks just wet all the time. He's cheating Gavin out of product? Shane is a thief. He wants to let his soul glow too. So glow? His soul glow. White people don't use soul glow. Have you seen Gavin's hair? Yeah. We saw what happened last night when it was. That's called poodle. He uses that horse and mane. Horse and mane. You're talking to a curly hair bitch. I know this shit. Iris Spring. No, horse and mane and that's just soap. Horse and mane. This has been the craziest fucking episode I think we've had since the first time we had Billy. Yeah, well. You're a great fun. Jay's on a roll though. yeah, no. I mean, we're on a roll because we're I mean, we're just I mean, everybody everybody that we hate is just I mean, we're getting we're talking. We? We're now one. Me and Jay, me and Jay don't. It seems like we're on the same page. Did you pay for this shit? Me and Jay are one. Yeah. great. I'm married to fucking Yusuf Ali. Jay's gonna get in bed tonight going one. One W Win! That's a win, baby. Who got chokeslammed at his wedding though? sucked it. Exactly. What was that you said? You wanted it though. We did. You did. You asked for it. Did you see her choke slam me? I did see that actually. Yeah, I did see and I saw all the pictures of it too. You looked so happy whenever you did it. You looked so happy. You didn't see him though. On the mat, he's literally trying to pretend dead and he's going. You can see his face 'cause in the pictures you can see how you can see him scrunching. He's fucking giggling. He's pretending to be dead and he's giggling so I when I start laughing things start jiggling. Okay? And it was just like I couldn't even breathe. I was like, are you okay? my cross my legs got my okay look this is how rare we are good memories I talked Wow we talked about the wedding the very first thing that man says is like yeah a wedding great you wanna choke slam me his boys came out to support him though no shit support they did not they did not support did you hear what they said they supported it they said I was an official member They was like Jay's an official member Jackie didn't even invite us I was like and I had a whole About that's bullshit. That's you know, y'all men can help plan your fucking weddings instead of sit back with your thumb up your ass and make your girl do it. Just
for your future. You could have said they were invited, but since he's The only one I did invite automatically did not invite was Blade. And who walked her down the aisle? Billy, not Blade! Billy Who the fuck is Blade? Didn't know that at the time. We didn't know that it shut your fun shut your face. Your whole face. Shut your face. Are we sure that Jackie didn't know something before all of us didn't? I mastermind the whole thing. You just didn't even fucking know. I am not that smart. Next thing we know, I mean we think Jay's running around with the seven seal. You're gonna be the actual master run out of the seven seal. Hey, you wanna know the truth? They fucking love me and they want me to be a part of it so fucking bad, it's ridiculous. But apparently she's no coast. Do you wanna be kicked by fucking Vail? I'd rather that than get fucking speared by Maverick. I don't know. That's a fair debate. I'd rather not take Maverick and them finishers. You would rather be kicked by Veil than than speared by Maverick. Really? Yeah? How about bloodbath by blade or kicked by veil? Which one is the one you're gonna go for? Yeah. Or or take a new bloodbath by Darren Jekyll, who likes to for some reason like put emphasis on the go to hell. He's like, I put an exclamation point on that bloodbath. It's not a y it's not an old bloodbath. I'm on a emphasize that shit. Which one would you rather? Maybe you should change the name to go to hell. That's good. That is not bad. Definitely the y Yukuza kick. The Yukuza kick? Fucking Vale doesn't use the kick or the Big Big Bang attack? Vale's running me is crazy. I feel like the Big Bang attack would put you out like that and you really wouldn't feel it. That's the one thing. Yeah. Yeah. What? What? Yeah. What do you mean? I think I'd rather get knocked straight out than have a fucking Michael Maverick go through me or 'cause you feel that after it Yeah, you feel that shit. Okay, when you're passed out you're like That's not that's not a You see how many times I hit my head in there. Michael Maverick doesn't knock you out. He did he knocks the wheel. Yeah, knock me out and I'll wake up I'll wake up in the back and guess what? I'm I'm okay. It's like the computer reset. Start alt delete. I didn't even I didn't even Who won? I won. I won. Okay, so I don't Did you hear that on the camera last night? Okay, so Jay Zuko is the new ref. He got knocked out during at the Salina show. Between Ray and And at one point he gets picked up and he goes, Did I win? And he was taking it back. He's like, Did I win? Did I win? Did I win? I was like Yeah, sure you did, bud. You know what though? For a free show and they did three matches every hour They didn't hold back and that's why I love them so much. They just gave even for free, they gave that audience everything. Some of those matches were some of the greatest things I've seen. UWO, I cannot wait till I find the time to get down there. I wanna I want Malik keeps trying to get me to
go down there, but it's never corresponding in the right time just yet. But one of these days I'm gonna get down there at their big show and I just I cannot fucking wait. Have you ever been down to UWO? I have not yet. No. Is it on your list of things to do? I gotta get I gotta get my blood work done so I can get wrestling out in Oklahoma and everything like that, yeah. Yeah, 'cause you have to do that for Oklahoma and you also have to do it for Missouri. Do you have to do it for Colorado? Does Colorado require no I don't think Colorado does. Does Colorado work like Kansas? Yeah. I thought so. But Nebraska I don't know. I think here in a few years I think all of them are probably gonna have to Required anyways. I mean it there's good it's better to be bad it's better it's better to be safe than sorry. Exactly it's the money grab in Oklahoma that I'm not happy about. Like yeah, just y y'all keep your hands to your damn selves. I know it's really strict in Missouri. So like I trained in Missouri, I trained in WLW. Okay, hell yeah. And like I never wrestled there. I I trained. I know I know the basics, I know how to bump, I know how to to post and all that good stuff. I know how to run the ropes. He knows how to get his ribs broke too. To get my ribs broke. That's basically why I guy didn't pick up his dude stepped on me right here when we were doing rope exercises. When you were doing the back and forth? Yeah, back and forth. He stepped on me and like you just heard like that. And I got like three ribs broke. And so, like and still kept going. Yeah, I still kept going, but like, you know, BJ, Harley's wife, she was like, I've seen a lot of guys come and go, and they push themselves to put places that they don't want to push themselves. The next thing you know, they can't do it no more. So she made me sit there and watch. And I did I the whole Time I was there I watched 'cause I paid for it. It was a it was a week school and I went there for the week and it was so fun. You know, I learned so much. I puked because because of the the cardio. You know, all them burpees, man. I was I barf so much. so I learned all this stuff, but yeah, I got my ribs broke and They they had some guys there that were like, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it and and to be fair, there was a lot of guys there that was and you know, I almost want to think about it. I think Bray Wyatt was there. His dad was. His dad was training. okay, yeah. IRS was training. Which is weird to think about. I've known R. A. R. since I was a kid. Larry the axe hinning was also training. This was after Kurt Henning passed away. But Joe Henning, his son, was training there. Nick Aldous was training there. Trevor what Trevor Murdoch was doing training. He wa he was actually training people. And like a couple other people were there too that were That made it pretty big and I was just like, Man, this is you know, it's crazy after the Yeah, a lot of Japanese New Japan. Yeah, yeah, like Kinta Kinta
Kibashi. he was there. I got a picture with him. I got a picture with him and a couple of other dudes of him while he's in the picture, he's literally grabbing the. He's like he's got his arm around me and he's squeezing my ears, he's Keep smiling, beginner, keep smiling, beginner and I'm like Okay. It's our two pictures right there. And it yeah, it was crazy as shit, right? my God. It was it was it was it was a lot of fun. But I mean like they Right in the broken ribs. How fucked up is that? Welcome to the club, sir. they but they were so and god, how do you say his name? Mirashima. okay big, big Japanese dude. He was there too, and that guy was so low. He was like a big giant teddy bear until he was. I feel the bigger they are, the nicer they are. Yeah. The more you want to be like, I love you. Yeah. And then like You should work on that. So like what I what I was getting to though is like, you the Then I'll be more lovable. Exactly. What what I was getting at though is like the r the rules there in in Missouri. Like they did the blood work on these guys and these guys were like, Yeah, we're gonna go and we're gonna be up on this show because we're awesome. They did the blood work and they were like, Nope. You've got hepatitis and you've got something else, you're out. Yep. And then like like they also have a what they call the four on the floor. You ever heard of that? So like they're not supposed to wrestle outside the ring, they can get fined. If there's if they're four feet on the floor in a tag team match, they have to get back in. You can't have more than four feet on the floor. So not like six people. So you could if you were doing a rumble like what we did last night. Yeah. They c they couldn't fight all over the floor. It was it was crazy. I was like many. I don't know if that still stands, 'cause could to be fair, Jay was It was in two thousand seven. This is a long time ago. I mean, they have a lot of shows in Missouri now. Yeah. And and like you know, this is like I said, this was back when Harley was still alive. So I mean, I gotta meet Harley Ray, too. He's looking at you like you're the old grandpa, whittling wood on the porch telling us. You know, I I can't I can't brag and be like, I'm a badass wrestler 'cause like, you I did it for while. look, I've seen him do some crazy shit, I ain't gonna lie. But it's you know, it it was fun. It was a great learning and you did it. I tried it out. He thought he he legitimately w they they would have matches in the backyard of this house. Yeah. And Zach if he if he hadn't passed away in ninety eight He'd probably pushed it somewhere. It was his whole world. And he like I said, he was my first love, so everything was wrestling. My first ex well, now I watched wrestling growing up, but my first experience with physically wrestling somebody was having my own boyfriend put me in a half Nelson. Jay remembers like we when we first connected back as adults, he's like, I remember watching Zach beat
the shit out of you in this front room. And he just fucking laughed. And he would make me do it until I tapped. 'Cause and he would do stuff like he loved China and like just Yeah. So I remember being on that exact same back porch watching Zack just take Jason's blood and just all over his face and just do the craziest shit. Yeah, he cracked me with a chair and like it wasn't A full actual real steel chair iron. This was fucking solid. And when he hit me, the top of the chair hit me right there. And split my head open and I just I was bleeding all over the fucking place. I bled for like ten hours. He just took his shit. And he took the blood and he like he picked me up. He grabbed me by my hair, picked me up, and looked at his hand and was like No, he licked it. Yeah, he licked it. He's a fucking psycho. I was on the porch and I went, Hoot, stop it. But he did he had it all over his face and just And he loved it. And he w used to bite me, put me in half nails, and put me in full nails and fucking you name it, he did it. And I liked him for it. I don't I don't know. She's inviting for punishment. That's why she's with me. I wasn't really flexible. I elbow drop her in the bed. I'm not as rough as Zach was, but like, you know, I'll I'll frog splash her. Yeah, no, he don't actually fucking he's not legitimately trying to choke me out. Like Zach's like literally like, no. This isn't a girlfriend, boyfriend. He was like he goes, tap and my face is turning bright red. I'm like, Okay. Tap, I'm fucking fifteen. I have so many more years. Shit. Good stuff. But it's funny to think about that the where it started versus I would have never seen it going with us being married now. I mean, w we were really great friends then, but I'd have never said, Yeah, we're gonna end up married in the future, running a podcast about wrestling, talking to all these wrestlers in our house in in your bedroom. Former bedroom. This is my former bedroom. This used to like yeah, because this is my so I inherited this house from my grandma. He's lived here in high school. So literally when I say in the front room, it's in this exact front room that I have put in the half notion. This this was my bedroom. The bedroom we're in now was my grandma's room. The room that's over here, that for a while it was my daughter's room. Before that it was called the frog room because my grandma collected frogs. And when I say she collected frogs, you think I got a lot of wrestling shit? You ain't got no fucking idea, bro. They were like frogs. Frogs. There were like ten thousand when she passed. Yeah. We gave one to every person who showed up, at least one to every person who showed up to her funeral and still have a shit ton. That's ninety percent of that shit in that room. Yeah, we when you when you go look around the house. Yeah, yeah, I did see those little I kept certain ones that was like, you know, I love Sentimental. Yeah. So Which is funny, his nickname used to be he's gonna hate me for
saying this. God damn it. His nickname was Froggy in school. Because his grandma collected frogs. Yeah, people come over and they saw my frogs like, hey Froggy. So his nickname was Froggy, but funny enough, before I met him, I actually collected ceramic frogs for like ten years. And I finally got rid of them. But then I had to-life of having more of them. And then I married a frogie. Yeah, a froggy. I it's like meant to be. We just we just took our time doing it until we were in our forties. We had to calm down first because I I swear to God, if we would have gotten together when we were in high school, say or early twenties, we'd have killed each other. It had just absolutely either that or it'd been the greatest life ever. It's gonna go one or two weeks. It's gonna like mass murder. Or greatest life. Well I was tell so my grandma was a wrestling fan too. Like she she's actually why I like wrestling. She used to tell me about all these fifty wrestlers and stuff from She also hated the Miz. Yeah, she hated the Miz. But she and she was also a huge mark. So like you go to a show if you're a good guy, she's probably gonna cheer you. If you're a bad guy, she would have fucking hated you. All right, and what? Mm-hmm. Shut up. I like Marky Mark and fucking better. Jackie is the biggest Marky Mark of them all. It's a lie. I know it. At first when he said it to me, I was like so offended. What do you mean? No, no. Mark, what the fuck does that even mean? But then I'm like, Is it everybody wrestling a mark? If you're not then what you're not doing it right. Jay's a mark too. Don't even let him flee. If you're not a mark, then why did you get into this business? You're just I I fan boy out more than she does. Like I I'm like I'm like look look. You gotta make me believe it though. So many people try and act like Marcus, such like a bad term. Like it's saying, Fuck you, bro. But I'm like, yeah, no. It's like when we we first started we first started talking to the wrestlers at HCW and they started and like Billy invited us, one of the first things he did was invite us to a baseball game. And so like we went to the baseball game and Handgun Dan showed up. Now I don't know if you know this. Handgun Game Well, outside activities. So like we got there and like he showed up and like he been around for a while. It's a handgun. It's handgun. Getting excited. Yeah. For real. I was like calm calm down. He's like, no, but he's like he's like here. He's here. He's here. You know who talked to him? I did. You didn't even talk to him. No! I just said bye to him when we left bye handgun. Which is funny 'cause I wouldn't talk to wrestlers. Like I I don't come up 'cause you're people and I don't wanna fangirl out. So for like a the longest time I wouldn't talk to anybody. She was so afraid to talk to Heidi. Don't get it wrong, yeah. She wanted to put it Heidi's my favorite female wrestler and it took until she was getting ready to leave and then I was like, I'm never gonna it was my birthday. I was forty four I thought it was funny that Austin I had seen he posted like a TikTok and it was like my favorite like comedic wrestlers and it was just all Heidi. And he was like he's like, I was not forced to post this. The greatest thing in the world is when they were in that rumble just before they left and the very first thing Austin does is throw her out and then she or no, she throws she throws him out. No, I think he threw her out. And then she threw him out. Yeah. And then it was just I was like he's like, That's what we do in rumbles. Yeah. Those two are great. yeah. That was a weird tangent, but we have a grand time. Thank you. Yes, I know we have taken up a lot of your day. I apologize. Go home and spend time with your nine siblings, eight siblings, and your parents. I I do apologize, but it has been the greatest time. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. I I think we've covered a lot. I mean that's If you don't know Yusuf by now, fuck you. Yeah, I think we know him. We know that we've great minds still alive. Or or not. I'm not adopting any more kids. We're about we're about to we're about to get like berated at the next show by like Bruiser. You have no idea. Ray's gonna Bruiser's gonna love me. Yeah, no, he ain't gonna like us. I don't protect you. You can beat up Yusuf. He probably deserves it. He can beat up Yusuf? He didn't do nothing wrong. You both laugh the same too. It's uncomfortable. The only difference he doesn't turn red like you do. He's leaving he's not Indian. Wow, and he says that on that note poor Yusuf Bruiser, you can beat him up. It's fine. It's fine. All right. Thank you guys for joining us. we will be back at Osage Rec Center on the twenty sixth, so in two weeks. Yusuf, socials. 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