رونوشت کامل The Beef Plug

my core hurts because I've been doing life. 38 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:39,460 Alright that's fair, alright the reason that we're recording remotely is because Austin 39 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:43,660 has been working out too hard and he actually physically cannot make the trek to our regular 40 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:44,660 studio location. 41 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:50,020 I actually can't even hold my torso up because I've worked my abs so much that they can't 42 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,620 support my body anymore. 43 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:56,660 My lower back is overcompensating and it actually puts me in like a hunchback in Notre Dame 44 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:57,740 situation. 45 00:02:57,740 --> 00:03:01,460 So I actually got a job offer, is that what his name is? 46 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:02,460 Yeah. 47 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:05,180 Yeah I got a job offer from the church. 48 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,540 What did you think his name was? 49 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,820 I don't know what his name was. 50 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,860 I just called him the hunchback. 51 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:13,060 Jonathan hunch. 52 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:16,260 Jonathan hunch. 53 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:19,060 I got a job offer from the church across the street from Cody. 54 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:21,980 What's the official job title? 55 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:22,980 Bell ringer. 56 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:25,620 Bell ringer. 57 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:30,340 Any particular things in the job listing that made you think hmm maybe this is not a good 58 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,060 job for me? 59 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:37,260 They had a requirement that in my quarters it had to have for whom the bell tolls playing 60 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:41,220 24 hours a day except for the moments when I was ringing the bells. 61 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,060 And so yeah that was a big no go for me. 62 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:46,900 Wait so you get to stop the song when you're ringing the bells? 63 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:51,180 I would think that you would want to chime the bells when the bell rings in the song. 64 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:57,780 No so like every waking moment outside of ringing the bells is in preparation for that 65 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,620 moment because that's all that the church cares about is they want to make sure that 66 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:06,260 you ring the bell completely perfect and if you taint that at all with any sort of ambient 67 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:10,140 noise from anything else then you just know. 68 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:13,740 So that's like a training exercise all day long. 69 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:18,460 I actually have a rope, I say I have as if I did it, they walked me through around the 70 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:21,020 quarters and there's actually a rope pull machine. 71 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:25,380 So you know like the ropes that you do at the gym for like lat pull downs and stuff 72 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:26,380 like that? 73 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:27,980 Yeah the ones that you hurt yourself on. 74 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:30,420 Oh I don't because I'm so fucking strong. 75 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:39,540 But basically like they had nothing but like 900 pounds on the lat pull down and it was 76 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,080 just the rope attachment. 77 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,580 But it was like a big braided rope. 78 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,700 It was like sailor levels of rope there. 79 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:49,460 And so you had to pull that all day long to whom the bell tolls. 80 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,980 That's the Venge seven fold right? 81 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:55,060 Oh my man come on. 82 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,460 You should take that job. 83 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:59,020 You should take that job if you don't know your basic facts. 84 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,020 I need some education. 85 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:04,660 Yeah I think it's in the Bible somewhere that song right? 86 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,660 It sure is. 87 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:06,940 It sure is. 88 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:12,060 Christian pastor is going get this man some James Hetfield. 89 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,500 He knows that James Hetfield is in the Bible. 90 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,500 That was my favorite. 91 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:19,300 My favorite. 92 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,900 What is that called when you have excerpts? 93 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:24,940 It's my favorite excerpt from the Bible is when Jesus said for whom the bell tolls like 94 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:30,100 six times before the chorus starts. 95 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:34,100 I like personally I like the passage where he says master of puppets. 96 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,100 Yeah. 97 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,060 Was he talking about dad? 98 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:40,900 Wow. 99 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,180 Excellent joke. 100 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:46,180 Austin you should you should take that job so you can take down the church from the inside. 101 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,180 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. 102 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:51,620 It's gonna be pretty ironic when they figure out the songs about them. 103 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:55,140 You know that uh that passage about one is kind of fucked up. 104 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,140 What? 105 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,140 What's the passage? 106 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,300 Do you mind reading it to us? 107 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,140 Hold my breath as I wish for death. 108 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:01,940 Oh please God save me. 109 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:02,940 Wow. 110 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:05,780 It's really profound when you think about it. 111 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:10,500 Do you think God ever said give me fuel give me fire give me that which I desire? 112 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,540 I think he probably did. 113 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:18,460 I mean if you said it like underneath your breath like really fast while you were

like 114 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:23,660 walking towards impending doom in a moment I'm sure somebody would mistake it as a an 115 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:24,660 excerpt from the Bible. 116 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:27,260 It could be like a hymn you know. 117 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:28,260 Yeah. 118 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,740 Why is it not a herm? 119 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:36,660 You should work together tackle the church from both angles honestly. 120 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:40,380 You're a noted feminist in the anti-church community. 121 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:41,380 Yeah? 122 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,380 Yeah. 123 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:47,500 That's gonna be your reputation from here on out. 124 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:54,260 Real woke anti-christ anti-conservative spokesperson for women everywhere. 125 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:55,260 Thank you. 126 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:56,260 Now anti-christ is like a title. 127 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,780 I thought you had to earn that. 128 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:01,180 Isn't that like that's a big title to just put on yourself. 129 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:02,220 I don't think you get to choose it. 130 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,620 I think it just is what it is. 131 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,840 You're born the anti-christ at some point. 132 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,840 So how's that? 133 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,580 Oh sorry I'm gonna silence my phone here. 134 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:13,380 Do you think the never mind. 135 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:15,820 I said actually no. 136 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:19,300 Do you think the anti-christ knows that they're the anti-christ or they like told at some 137 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,300 point in their lives? 138 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:24,460 Well I was told so. 139 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,900 My father that's why he left. 140 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,460 He was afraid and he was like oh fuck. 141 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:30,460 Anti-christ. 142 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:33,860 Son you're old enough to know this now and I'm sorry to have to be the one telling you 143 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:40,140 this but you kind of suck and you're the anti-christ. 144 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:42,500 Is that what you will? 145 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,500 Yeah. 146 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:47,980 I feel like enough dads have probably said that to their sons at some point. 147 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:51,100 But normally they stay around right? 148 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,020 I would hope so but. 149 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:57,820 Life is full of twists and turns you can never be sure whether a dad will stick around. 150 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:58,820 That's crazy. 151 00:07:58,820 --> 00:07:59,820 That's a crazy thing to think about. 152 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:03,020 That was my favorite line from Forrest Gump. 153 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:06,820 My favorite thing. 154 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:11,580 Liam said this in the beginning is that Jenny definitely gave Forrest AIDS. 155 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,780 And they had an AIDS breaking kid. 156 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,900 Isn't that the whole point? 157 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:20,780 And then she's like I'm going to jump off this balcony and you're like nah don't do 158 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:21,780 that. 159 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:22,780 I mean she didn't sing anything. 160 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:23,780 Oh wait did she? 161 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:26,780 Well she was a musician you know when she was playing pop music. 162 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,780 I won't go that far. 163 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:31,900 She like strummed a guitar a couple of times and sang to men in the audience but it was 164 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,940 at like a strip club wasn't it? 165 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,340 I don't think it was a strip club. 166 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,900 I think it was just like a theater or some shit. 167 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:39,900 Some like army theater. 168 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:40,900 I don't remember the movie. 169 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:46,940 All that I remember is that she was like a total shit bag to Forrest. 170 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:53,900 Forrest was like an absolute gigachad at every turn of the movie and then came back and then 171 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,900 still. 172 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:55,900 Gigachad? 173 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,660 You think Forrest Gump is a gigachad? 174 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:59,660 Yeah dude. 175 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:02,940 Forrest ran across the country thousands of hundreds of times presumably right? 176 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:05,620 Yeah but we never see him get yoinked off on camera. 177 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,620 It's implied. 178 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,620 Well it's implied. 179 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:08,620 Yoinked off. 180 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:09,620 He fucks up. 181 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,620 Implied yoinking. 182 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,620 Dude fucks. 183 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:12,620 What do you think Lieutenant Dan? 184 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,220 That's how Lieutenant Dan lost his legs. 185 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,220 He was kidding. 186 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,220 He was kidding. 187 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,580 It was actually they didn't amputate him in the military hospital. 188 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:24,660 He actually just got yoinked off by Forrest so hard while they were transporting him in 189 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:28,180 the helicopter to Japan that just like ripped off his legs. 190 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,180 Yeah. 191 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:30,180 Exactly what happened. 192 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:33,180 No Forrest was clapping his cheeks from behind and his legs just blew off. 193 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:38,940 It took six men to pull him off from Lieutenant Dan. 194 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:44,060 You mean like P. Diddy and Meek Mill allegedly? 195 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:46,140 Wait what? 196 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,140 You didn't hear about this Adam? 197 00:09:47,140 -->

00:09:49,260 I heard about the baby oil. 198 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,260 I didn't hear about anything else. 199 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,980 Oh yeah that was a metric fuck ton of baby oil. 200 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:56,220 That was waste with certain things. 201 00:09:56,220 --> 00:10:02,660 There's some audio that's come out recently that apparently has been disputed but there's 202 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:07,580 some audio supposedly of P. Diddy banging Meek Mill. 203 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,300 Get it dude. 204 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,300 Yeah. 205 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,540 More like weak will am I right? 206 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:16,540 Oh my god. 207 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:17,540 Weak knees? 208 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:18,540 What? 209 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,540 Yeah okay. 210 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:20,540 What? 211 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:24,700 You're going to say that about a dude getting banged? 212 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,460 No I don't. 213 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,700 It's not homophobic. 214 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,380 Do you think it's homophobic? 215 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:38,580 No I just think was this against Meek Mill's will? 216 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:47,140 Dude I'm totally making a fucking a sound bite of Cody going no it's not homophobic. 217 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:53,260 That would be my text tone for Cody. 218 00:10:53,260 --> 00:11:04,500 I was having this conversation the other day with my boss and he was uh if you could get 219 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:08,620 away with any crime like forever what would it be? 220 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,220 And I immediately responded with murder. 221 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:14,500 So is it continuous or just like one time touch and go? 222 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:18,780 I said I was going off the basis that it was continuous. 223 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:22,100 So like you just you're continuing to murder people constantly? 224 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:28,580 Yeah like you know you put a fucking you put someone down you know bam you know and then 225 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:31,940 everyone just kind of everyone kind of just turns a blind eye like you're walking around 226 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,180 the corner on the phone in GTA 4 hitting the fucking cheat code. 227 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:40,860 This conversation needs to happen in the Batman episode because I have so much to say about 228 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:47,380 fugitives or not fugitives sorry of vigilantes that this is perfect for. 229 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:55,340 Well I was just saying like imagine just being like oh fuck I hit I ran over a kid but you're 230 00:11:55,340 --> 00:12:02,340 like his legs are just you know like fucked up or something and you're like well I'm not 231 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:06,980 going to get in trouble if I just fucking put the kid out of his misery right? 232 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:11,580 Okay but Cody you could also go to great lengths to not run over kids. 233 00:12:11,580 -->

00:12:12,700 He ran out in front of me. 234 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,700 He ran out in front of me. 235 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,300 I'm driving to mind my own business. 236 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:19,220 If that's the truth then then you can take it to the court and you can prove your innocence 237 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,220 in the matter and you'll be fine. 238 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,700 Or I could just put the kid down and not lose any money in court. 239 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,940 You are jumping to such wild conclusions. 240 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:33,340 No no this is I'm in Austin I'm in the right here because what happens what happens is 241 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:40,540 everyone just turns a blind eye like oh no the kid's just dead no big deal and I'm held 242 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:44,420 to no accountability the kids just put down like a dog. 243 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,780 And the bell tolls to Cody that's where the accountability comes in. 244 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:51,060 This has become so unhinged so quickly. 245 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:54,180 This is what happens when these guys can't make eye contact with each other. 246 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:57,220 Yeah I'm making eye contact with YouTube but not Austin. 247 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,460 I know shit have just been staring at Liam eating stuff. 248 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,900 What can I say? 249 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:05,460 Actually let me just swap that to be the full can I make it full? 250 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,780 Yeah you can click on it. 251 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,700 What can I say it's good to be free. 252 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:13,740 Anyway Austin I'm right that kid's gonna that I hit that kid. 253 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:17,340 I don't want to go to jail I just put him down because I'm Scott free. 254 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,340 Am I wrong? 255 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,860 Okay to what end Cody because I'm kind of I'm hearing you say this and I'm like what's 256 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:23,860 the purpose? 257 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:24,860 What do you mean? 258 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,700 What's your goal for killing all these people? 259 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,300 Why would you want to be able to do that for free? 260 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:35,220 If I could commit any crime and get away with it always I would try to pick a crime. 261 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,820 Tax fraud be great yeah or even just stealing. 262 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,820 Why not bank robbery? 263 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:44,500 I can just walk into any bank take all the money I want and then I can just steal stuff 264 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,500 from anywhere. 265 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,940 I can just shoplift anything I want. 266 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,700 Do you know who I am? 267 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:55,060 I'm the guy that gets to steal everything for free and then they go it's okay sir it's 268 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:58,460 okay he's a new teller we didn't

we didn't know you didn't know yet it's okay just give 269 00:13:58,460 --> 00:13:59,940 him all the money in the register is fine. 270 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,340 Oh have you not heard of me? 271 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,340 Call the fucking president. 272 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,340 Call the fucking president. 273 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,660 I'm not talking about the president of your company I'm talking about the president of 274 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,820 the motherfucking United States of America. 275 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,300 That's right JD Vance. 276 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,660 Call JD Vance. 277 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,500 So it just turns out that I'm fucked up right? 278 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,020 Because you want to murder people? 279 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,380 Well why would you want to murder people? 280 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,260 No and he started with a child. 281 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:25,340 He started at children like I know like that's what we want in Bethesda games like if you 282 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:29,100 were said like at the beginning of this like hey you know in Bethesda games I wish I could 283 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,100 get away with killing kids. 284 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,780 You went straight to you took the front end off and you went straight to in real life 285 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,820 I wish I could kill kids. 286 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:40,300 Well the whole thing started because you watched Breaking Bad? 287 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,780 No we were we were driving. 288 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,420 Cody's the guy that shoots the kid on the tricycle. 289 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,300 Fucking what's his face Todd? 290 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:51,260 No we were driving and like these two kids were like running on the sidewalk and we were 291 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:55,540 like afraid that they were just going to run into the middle of the street. 292 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:58,480 They were like uh oh no. 293 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,340 So how was the problem solved in real life? 294 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,340 We didn't run them over. 295 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,340 There you go. 296 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,780 But we were afraid of them running into the street. 297 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:11,660 Okay so yes there are elements in life you can't control Cody but you know what you did? 298 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:15,180 You kept an eye on the kids and you made sure they didn't run into the street. 299 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,100 Yeah but Austin if he could kill whoever he wanted he wouldn't have to do that. 300 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,100 Yeah. 301 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,100 You just swirled it in. 302 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:27,180 Think about it you never have to watch a kid again because you just ice him. 303 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:31,820 This is why I'm concerned because if Cody jumps immediately to that logic I think that 304 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:39,580 if he had that power not only would he 100% just plow over anyone that maybe crosses the 305 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:42,540 street without seeing his car but he would also probably. 306 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,540 Get out of the fucking median homeless man. 307 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,820 Hold on hold on hold on. 308 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:49,380 I think he would also seek out people on the sidewalk to run over. 309 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,100 No I don't think it would be car based. 310 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,820 I don't think it would be car based. 311 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:53,820 Jesus Christ Cody. 312 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,820 What? 313 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,820 They're miserable. 314 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,780 They're sitting there all fucking day not getting money. 315 00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,820 See he thinks he's doing people a favor. 316 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:03,340 He's like now he's going to become an un. 317 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:08,220 Guys I'm literally cleaning up the streets. 318 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,180 What is the problem? 319 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:15,900 I mean I guess we really shouldn't be surprised by this take after the episode where we were 320 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,580 discussing like what to do if we were in Gabe Newell's position. 321 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,680 So at this point. 322 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,100 That's completely different. 323 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,100 That's completely different. 324 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,520 That's restorative justice is what we were talking about there. 325 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,520 This is not justice. 326 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,520 This is just. 327 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,520 This is justice. 328 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,520 This is vitriol and hatred. 329 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,380 Guys I'm saving the world. 330 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,380 I want to change my answer. 331 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:40,460 So I'm going to wait until Cody gets the power to be able to just kill anyone he wants. 332 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:47,900 And because the homeless and children are his target audience my crime is going to be 333 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:53,820 getting away with arson and getting away with turning Cody back into a child so that he 334 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:59,020 will be both homeless and a child and he will be left with no other recourse but to kill 335 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,780 himself with no consequences. 336 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:01,780 That's fine. 337 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,780 I've done my duty. 338 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:08,220 Cody's in his fucking Toyota as like a 10 year old with his house on fire. 339 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:12,260 Fucking running over other 10 year olds and is like none of this matters. 340 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,260 None of this matters. 341 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,260 This is great. 342 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:18,540 I'm running around in a fucking Batman suit like chasing you. 343

00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,540 Hit me. 344 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,540 Hit me. 345 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,380 Oh that's the wrong character. 346 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,820 I'm running around dressed as Heath Ledger. 347 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,740 What the fuck. 348 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,340 I was said to hit me. 349 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,340 It wasn't the right character. 350 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,540 I'm really I'm fucking up bands and fucking up actors although the fucking up actors is 351 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,540 pretty normal. 352 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,540 That's just canonical. 353 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,540 You're just bad at that. 354 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,540 Yeah. 355 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,180 You're just bad with actors and actresses. 356 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,380 That's just like for someone they always lie about their names. 357 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,380 They're always other people. 358 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380 How am I supposed to keep them straight? 359 00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,380 Well that's not always true. 360 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:51,860 I haven't seen a role where Robert Pattinson plays Robert Pattinson. 361 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:56,980 Do you I thought you were talking about because like actors have like stage names. 362 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,860 Do you know the reason why they have stage names. 363 00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,860 Oh I don't know. 364 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,940 Maybe they're entitled and they don't like their original name. 365 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:05,540 No because it's part of the the screen actors guild. 366 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:08,940 They can't have you can't have two actors with the same name. 367 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,940 That's weird. 368 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:14,700 So like Emma Stone's real name is Emily Stone but there's already an Emily Stone so she 369 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,420 just goes by Emma Stone. 370 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,980 Why don't their parents just name them something different at birth. 371 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:19,980 You don't know that. 372 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:20,980 That's so true Austin. 373 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:21,980 That's such a good point. 374 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:24,420 They're all grown in a lab right. 375 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,420 Actors are monkeys. 376 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:28,220 They never thought of that. 377 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,780 Michael Keaton's actual name is Michael Douglas. 378 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,060 What's Michael Douglas's name. 379 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,260 I think it's actually Michael Douglas. 380 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:41,860 Speaking of actors and all of however many names they assume while they're using this 381 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:48,100 pistol the amount of movies and games and television series that have the Beretta 92 382 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:53,460 in it are like staggering because from the moment it was available it was pretty much

383 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,500 used in everything. 384 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,940 I think the first movie it was used in was a John Woo movie. 385 00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:02,100 I can't confirm that but that's also super hype. 386 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,100 But I don't know. 387 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,540 So when I say Beretta 92 do you guys know what I'm talking about. 388 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,180 I do. 389 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:13,220 And I find it especially amusing because I'm in the middle of reading the Reacher books 390 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:18,020 right now and one of the chapters I just read was talking about how he prefers the Beretta. 391 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,340 Yeah. 392 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:23,820 The chapter was talking about it or he as a character was talking about it in universe. 393 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:30,700 Lee Child as the narrator was describing how Reacher's weapon of choice when he was in 394 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,460 the military was Beretta for his unit. 395 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:39,620 So then he probably didn't really have too much of a choice then. 396 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:45,820 But was Reacher in special operations or what unit was he with? 397 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,140 Reacher was in the reaching unit. 398 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:51,980 I am forgetting off the top of my head admittedly. 399 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,940 He was sort of the captain of the reaching unit. 400 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,620 He used to be military police. 401 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,620 That much I do know. 402 00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:59,900 That is so lame. 403 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:00,900 That hurts me. 404 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,500 I'm glad that he went on to be way cooler than that. 405 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,500 Yeah. 406 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:09,340 I think like that wasn't his decision. 407 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,820 How is that not his decision? 408 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:17,500 Like so he was born into like like well it was his decision and it wasn't like he was 409 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:22,300 born into a military family so a lot of his life he just spent going from base to base 410 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:27,900 around the world and then that's just like where he wound up at one point was being within 411 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,220 the military police. 412 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,220 But at that point yeah. 413 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,100 Yeah but you choose your MOS. 414 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,180 Like when you sign a contract they go like these are the jobs that you can get right 415 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,300 now which one do you want? 416 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:42,020 Which means that he would have had to have chosen to become a military police officer 417 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:47,180 which next to criminal investigations division is like one of the most hated MOS's of all 418 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,180 time. 419 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,260 Austin is that why you picked pretty boy unit? 420 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,620 No so that's different Liam. 421 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,620 That's an assignment. 422 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,620 All right. 423 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,620 My MOS was 11 Bravo. 424 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,620 All right. 425 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:57,740 Like a real man. 426 00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:01,060 And then afterward they were like hey you're tall. 427 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,100 Sign this paper that said you showed up to this class. 428 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,100 All right. 429 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,300 Hey hot young thing. 430 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,300 Get those cheeks over here. 431 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,780 Hey buddy I like the cut of your jib. 432 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:15,220 Get over here you fucking tall lanky ass. 433 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,460 You're going to be in pictures. 434 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:25,060 That being said so let's assume that the Reacher is a commander of like a special forces team 435 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:28,140 and I'm just going to do a lot of conjecture here and assume it's like green berets or 436 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,700 whatever. 437 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,700 A lot of dudes actually didn't like the Beretta. 438 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,700 I liked it. 439 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,700 I mean it was worn out. 440 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,980 All the ones we had were super fucking worn out. 441 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:40,220 But if he was in special operations and he was like all right guys I'm getting Beretta 442 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,620 92 straight from the source. 443 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:44,660 I feel like most of his guys would be like fuck no dude we're using Glocks. 444 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:48,220 Like most of the green berets and Delta and stuff we're using Glocks. 445 00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:54,780 I know some guys like 1911s but still I mean that's if you can get like brand new Beretta 446 00:21:54,780 --> 00:22:00,180 92s unmolested then those things those things are great. 447 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,980 Honestly fucking fantastic. 448 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,180 What's a molested one? 449 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:08,380 Does it just come with emotional baggage? 450 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:12,100 Yeah I mean with the amount of like hands that have been wrapped around it and like 451 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:17,740 probably used to put tent stakes in the ground and then you know you get pretty much almost 452 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:19,900 exclusively officers using you. 453 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:23,580 That has to be a traumatizing situation. 454 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,860 Are you familiar with what that feels like? 455 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:31,260 Yeah I mean that was my whole job was officers using me for stuff so. 456 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,260 That's true. 457 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,460 Usury. 458 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:34,460 You showed us the pictures. 459

00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:38,700 Yeah there's a lot of pictures of me underneath officers. 460 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,700 Subordinately subordinately. 461 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:45,300 It was just a stoic expression with one single tear coming down. 462 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:50,660 Austin you ever get an officer ask you the question where my hug at? 463 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,660 Maybe not. 464 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,300 I don't think so. 465 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:56,380 I don't think any of them ever asked for a hug. 466 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:57,620 Not a single one? 467 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,620 No. 468 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:02,020 Do you think you just weren't giving off a huggable aura or do you think they all kept 469 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,020 it under wraps? 470 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,780 No I think maybe this is where my problem with officers stems from. 471 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:11,580 This is why when you're an officer you start on the shit list and then you're cool afterward. 472 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:14,720 So maybe the emotional hug was all I needed. 473 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:19,540 So when they give me that emotional hug then it's like alright sir I trust you. 474 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:20,880 That's why you left after all those years. 475 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,220 Not one hug in all your years of service. 476 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,220 I know for a fact. 477 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,220 That's why he's so mad dude. 478 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:33,220 I know for a fact that if I needed it my best company commander would give me a hug and 479 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:35,940 I won't name names but he knows who he is. 480 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:36,940 It's Cody. 481 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:43,620 Honestly dude honestly I would get away with so much in your company Cody. 482 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:47,540 You would probably fire the first sergeant and then like illegally frock me to first 483 00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:50,860 sergeant and just make me the first sergeant. 484 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,580 I'd be like hey tell me what the fuck to do. 485 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:55,380 What am I doing? 486 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:59,700 Well then you're already on par with like 95% of the officers in the army because that's 487 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:00,700 what they all do. 488 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,700 There are exceptions. 489 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,820 Do you think Cody would say I want to frock you? 490 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:05,820 That would be glorious. 491 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:06,820 I would accept that. 492 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,820 I was going to say that. 493 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,660 I want to frock you like an animal. 494 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,300 I'll shut the fuck up. 495 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:19,620 Wow Cody typical of a man who wants to kill children to think that he has the most important 496 00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:23,540 thing to say when other people are singing about emotions and feelings. 497 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:27,700 So actually this is a good question for you Cody. 498 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,660 We're going to put you on the spot. 499 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:35,420 Would you use the Breda to kill children? 500 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:38,100 Oh my god dude. 501 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:43,180 It's okay Adam we'll come off from this topic. 502 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:46,380 So it's comfortable on the hand. 503 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:49,340 It is and it's only gotten more comfortable as time has gone by. 504 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,340 It's like a fine wine. 505 00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,700 What you mean a child's corpse? 506 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,700 No the gun Adam. 507 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:57,340 Wait you were just talking about you wanted to get off this and now you're coming back 508 00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,340 on. 509 00:24:58,340 --> 00:24:59,340 Adam you're fucked up. 510 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,020 I'm going to say something so ridiculous. 511 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,020 Jesus fucking Christ. 512 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:03,020 I'm not joking though. 513 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,020 I'm running them over. 514 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,020 I'm not a monster. 515 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,020 Cody. 516 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,020 Yeah. 517 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,020 You know what never mind. 518 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,020 No keep going. 519 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:14,340 I was just going to say maybe we should take a moment here. 520 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,860 Is everything going on with you this week? 521 00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:17,860 Everything okay? 522 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,340 What's going through your head? 523 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:23,020 And then once we get past this boring part I have something to say so just get over it 524 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,020 real quick. 525 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,020 Everything's fine. 526 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,020 Why? 527 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,020 What could possibly? 528 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:28,020 What do you mean? 529 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,620 Just if there's anything you want to unbutton. 530 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,260 Anything you want to lay out there. 531 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,260 Put it on the page. 532 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,260 We're all here for you. 533 00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,260 We're your friends. 534 00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:35,260 You're getting together. 535 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:36,260 Everything's okay. 536 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,260 Really? 537 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:40,540 Because you're saying it in a way that's like. 538 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,460 Everything's fine. 539 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,060 You guys want to chime in here? 540 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,660 Everything is fine. 541 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:54,100 Actually yeah I want to chime in here with a little bit more information about the Beretta 542 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,580 and maybe bring some light to some things.

543 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,500 That's a good segment. 544 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,500 Segue. 545 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,660 We should use some light I think. 546 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,340 Actually you can mount lights to them now. 547 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:05,620 They've come into the 21st century that way. 548 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,620 Oh really? 549 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,340 Not exactly what I meant but yeah. 550 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,460 I mean you could mount lights to them earlier. 551 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,820 Just wasn't as reliable. 552 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:18,780 But I actually I don't know how to segue this in so we're just going to go into it like 553 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:19,780 this. 554 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:24,980 But there's an interesting corporation that I know all of us have very strong feelings 555 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:32,500 on in some regard or another that custom ordered a bunch of Beretta 92s with stocks affixed 556 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,500 to them. 557 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,140 I learned this today actually. 558 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,860 And I guess there was only over 50 of them made. 559 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:41,740 I don't know if that means that they were made and then looked at for like a sample 560 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:45,840 size and then they never ordered any or if there were only 50 of them made because they 561 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,220 only needed a certain amount for like a headquarters somewhere. 562 00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:54,080 I also wasn't told which area of the corporation they went to so it could be anything. 563 00:26:54,080 --> 00:27:01,300 But there was a very large company that surprised me that made custom orders to Beretta. 564 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,700 And do you guys want to take a guess as to what company it was? 565 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:08,580 Tesla or SpaceX? 566 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:11,820 You're a little bit too modern for the guesses there. 567 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,980 Joanne Fabrics. 568 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,060 I would fucking love if that's what it was. 569 00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:21,620 I'm just saying we had Singer manufacturing guns earlier. 570 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:28,700 Joanne Fabric is like my mother is single handedly ransacking their whole fabric stock 571 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,780 and they're like we just need we need we need fucking handguns to hold off all these women 572 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:35,220 coming in. 573 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,660 Was it maybe I'm way off the mark here but was it Cabela's? 574 00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:40,540 No you're thinking too practical. 575 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:44,140 I need you to like to think outside the box. 576 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,300 You guys all get another guess. 577 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,300 McDonald. 578 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:51,300 No but you're getting on the right path here. 579 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:57,340 Not food specific not food specific but like as far as a ridiculous like company goes. 580 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,340 NASA. 581 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,060 No but that would be awesome. 582 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,060 Nerf. 583 00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:06,460 No that's also like they accidentally ship them real guns to fucking kids. 584 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,140 Oh fuck I made a mistake you guys. 585 00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,700 It's nine millimeter or nothing. 586 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,300 This feels heavier than usual. 587 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,140 These are super aerodynamic. 588 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:19,100 Cody is truly going out there to correct all of the mistakes of the Nerf corporation. 589 00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:25,820 All right I'll give you a hint it's an animation company that owns a lot of different properties. 590 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,820 Pixar. 591 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:27,820 Disney. 592 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:28,820 Fox. 593 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:29,820 Animation. 594 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:30,820 It's Disney. 595 00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:32,380 Dude that rocks. 596 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:39,060 So Disney at some point in like the 70s or 80s or something like that put in a special 597 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:44,780 order to Beretta and they wanted they wanted them built a specific way and like I said 598 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,260 only 50 of them were ever made. 599 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:50,420 I'd never seen them before and I don't know what like sort of security they were going 600 00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:54,820 to and where but that was the ramifications they wanted for it which I thought was super 601 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,260 interesting because I guess you never really think about that. 602 00:28:57,260 --> 00:29:00,640 It's like yeah they're a corporation they probably have buildings with security on them 603 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:06,740 but I was like sitting there like wait really like steamboat Willie over here is packing. 604 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:12,260 Do you think it's like armed security for like the building maybe. 605 00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:13,700 Yeah no that's exactly what it is. 606 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:17,580 I just I wish I had more information about it but I tried to look up more stuff and I 607 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,580 couldn't find anything. 608 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:21,260 John Jacob Disney himself. 609 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,340 Don't fuck with the guy dressed like goofy. 610 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:24,540 That's all I'm going to say. 611 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,700 He's got a fucking Beretta underneath his jacket. 612 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:29,820 He's the one with the shields normally so that wouldn't work. 613 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:30,820 That's what they want you to think. 614 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:31,820 Oh fuck. 615 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:34,100 And then your kid fucking kicks him in the shin and he's going to find out real quick 616 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:37,300 it's Cody

underneath that and he's going to get away with it because God lets him kill 617 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,500 children for free. 618 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:43,660 So what all did you say was on it like some kind of stock? 619 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:48,740 Yeah so it's really is just a run of the mill Beretta 92 with the mouse ears. 620 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:51,060 Yeah actually that would be hilarious. 621 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,940 The iron sights is the mouse ears. 622 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,940 I'm going to. 623 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:54,940 Oh my God. 624 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:58,020 I'm going to type here so I might sound a little bit weird. 625 00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,020 We'll see. 626 00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,020 No you're good. 627 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,020 Oh dude what the fuck. 628 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,020 What are you saying what the fuck. 629 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:03,020 Fucked up. 630 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,020 Oh did you find it. 631 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,020 Yeah. 632 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,020 Good. 633 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:08,440 I'm see I'm glad to know that when we're not all in the same room Cody does still feel 634 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,020 free to just look at other things and look at screens. 635 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,020 I'm looking at the fucking thing that we're. 636 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,020 What the fuck. 637 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:16,700 Did you just Google it or did you find it in a video. 638 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:20,740 I have a video but I don't want to scroll through it because it's like an hour long. 639 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:24,620 I I I Google it like an image. 640 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:28,940 Liam what are your thoughts on the Beretta 92. 641 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,940 The Beretta 92. 642 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:30,940 Yeah. 643 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,540 Well I think it looks pretty sleek you know. 644 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:38,100 I mean the gun looks like it'd be very easy to operate when you Google image search it 645 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,400 like you just did. 646 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,660 You see a picture of a very sad looking girl. 647 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:46,220 So I don't know if maybe that was the price that we paid for its beautiful design but 648 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:53,420 I'm also for some reason seeing pictures of Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast. 649 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,420 You agree. 650 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,460 No no not that one. 651 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:58,620 The animated one. 652 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:04,180 But yeah I think maybe it's it's another gun. 653 00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:09,260 It's a gun that is very good for your purposes if God ever does grant you that one most precious 654 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:11,740 wish in your heart. 655 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:17,020 You know all I'm saying is that I help Adam in his his mission. 656 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,260 What's Adam's mission. 657 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:22,260 Well he's still on trial so I can't quite say. 658 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:23,700 Well hold up. 659 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:25,940 Hold up because you specify children. 660 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:29,540 Now I know initially you said just murder but everything you said since that person 661 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:31,420 might be a man child. 662 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:35,360 No crapping your pants doesn't make you a child. 663 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,220 It just means that you're mature or you're very judicious with your time. 664 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:42,120 You know you want to be efficient. 665 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,700 It's easier to just buy new pants than to get out of them to take a poop and then you 666 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,700 know. 667 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:51,500 Well you can I screen share with you guys. 668 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,980 Is that possible or will it ruin everything. 669 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:54,980 Now you should be able to. 670 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:55,980 Yeah try it. 671 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:59,260 How do I do that again. 672 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,900 Down at the bottom where it says screen share share your screen. 673 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,140 Here's the thing about screen showing that you have to visually describe whatever you're 674 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,140 sharing. 675 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,140 That's the rule. 676 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,140 Yeah. 677 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,140 So whoever's listening can understand. 678 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,140 Oh no. 679 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:10,140 Oh oh. 680 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:14,860 He just pulled up a picture of Lois Griffin with really large breasts. 681 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:19,820 OK Austin I don't know what this has to do with the Beretta but can you see it. 682 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:20,820 Yeah. 683 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:22,780 And is that the stock. 684 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:23,780 Yeah yeah. 685 00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:31,180 So it literally is just a Beretta with a stock which isn't that on or isn't that weird because 686 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:36,020 they did make Beretta 93 Rs which is what the Robocop gun was based off of. 687 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,020 Your move creep. 688 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,020 Yeah. 689 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:41,380 So Robocop's packing one of those but he's so good he can take the stock off. 690 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:47,820 But so yeah it it's pretty run of the mill looking but that's what Disney actually commissioned. 691 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,660 Wanted to defend themselves with. 692 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:52,660 Yeah and like I wanted to know how they like was it going to sit in a holster and it was 693 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:55,820 just going to have like the foldable stock coming off the back or were they just going 694 00:32:55,820 --> 00:33:00,900 to hang it from the foldable stock and let the guns like just bang around on desk corners 695 00:33:00,900

--> 00:33:04,860 and shit like how are they going to how are they going to feasibly holster that or were 696 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,780 they going to have the stock was going to be folded and in a separate pouch and then 697 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,540 they're going to have to assemble the gun when they want to use it like I didn't quite 698 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:12,540 understand what. 699 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:14,260 I don't think they were going to buy the stocks. 700 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:18,500 I think the missing piece that you didn't find is that Disney was actually commissioning 701 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,740 their own Robocop at the time. 702 00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:23,140 Oh that makes so much more sense. 703 00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:24,140 Wow. 704 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,780 That does make sense. 705 00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:27,560 What was he. 706 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:35,900 So instead of it being like Detroit it's just Robocop didn't happen in Detroit. 707 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,260 It was Chicago right. 708 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:39,980 No no I thought it was Detroit. 709 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:40,980 It happened in. 710 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,180 Oh I know Animal Kingdom. 711 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:47,500 I would love to see a Robocop movie where Robocop is washed up and now he does security 712 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,860 at the crime riddle. 713 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:52,260 Written Detroit Michigan. 714 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,980 All Detroit Cody old Detroit. 715 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:56,580 You got to get it right. 716 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:57,580 Oh fuck yourself. 717 00:33:57,580 --> 00:33:59,300 Come on brother. 718 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,900 It's like Ireland and North Ireland. 719 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:02,900 I like the idea. 720 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:03,900 It is actually. 721 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:04,900 It's a very big difference. 722 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:11,020 One of them has car bombs in it and one of them still has car bombs in it. 723 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:14,380 I like that worn down Robocop you were just talking about. 724 00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:18,900 I like to imagine that he's just walking down the street going do you have any WD-40? 725 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:25,460 No I want him to be like the security guard at Epcot. 726 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,300 So he's like wandering around and he thinks that he has to talk to everybody in their 727 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,860 respective accents because he genuinely thinks he's like the world police. 728 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:35,780 Your move doom cough. 729 00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:39,300 Is the Beretta I feel like the Beretta is in Resident Evil isn't it. 730 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:44,820 So that's actually why I wanted to talk about this now because I was going to wait until 731 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:51,560 I finished my iteration of the Samurai Edge from Resident Evil. 732 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,560 My boy. 733 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560 My boy. 734 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,380 I'm lagging on it and the last thing I need to do is get the laser engravings on the slide 735 00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:00,860 and I haven't done it yet because the company that does it does a fantastic job. 736 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:07,380 The greatest job but it's a little bit confusing about how you give them money so I haven't 737 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,860 done it yet but I have the rest of it together. 738 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:09,860 Wait wait wait wait hold up. 739 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,340 Can you give us a little background on that for a second. 740 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:16,660 I feel like you just kind of rode right by something that could be very interesting. 741 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,100 What do you mean it's a little confusing on how to give them money. 742 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:24,700 I feel like most businesses make it sexual favors pretty easy to give them money. 743 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:30,240 So in some areas on their website and I emailed them about this years ago and I never jumped 744 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,240 on it. 745 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:36,420 I know that they're a reputable company because all the people I belong to the Samurai Edge 746 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:39,660 Discord chat so it's like all the people that make proprietary. 747 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:41,240 Yeah I know you can laugh at me it's OK. 748 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,240 Just listen. 749 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,400 All the people that make proprietary parts that are like screen accurate for this thing 750 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:51,740 to make these clone guns the guy that that makes that that owns the company for that 751 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,240 is in that discord chat. 752 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:57,000 So before he restocks his store he tells us first. 753 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,900 So he's like what up fam. 754 00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,420 New shipment coming in. 755 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:05,620 Yeah he's literally like hey bro I know you guys love those fucking grip panels I make. 756 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:06,720 Well guess what. 757 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,460 We got more and you can get down first because I like you sweet pea. 758 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,460 Did he call you guys sweet pea. 759 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:13,460 Does he actually say sweet pea. 760 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:15,460 No I wish that he would. 761 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:18,740 But no he only dm's you. 762 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:23,040 So if you guys are interested in it all the all like three listeners I'm sure every one 763 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,500 of you knows what the Samurai Edge is. 764 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:31,700 But it's basically a actually the whole point of OK let me let me restart the whole point 765 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:37,940 I want to talk about it was because of its use in horror like video games. 766 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:42,680 For some reason it's just a

really easy thing to throw in and it's recognizable. 767 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,020 People love the way that it looks on the screen and you can just throw in like a regular run 768 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:49,840 of the mill one and people think it looks cool and then you don't have to try very hard 769 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,500 to have like a cool handgun in your game you just throw a Beretta in and everyone's happy. 770 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,300 Which is how it did appear in the original first Resident Evil. 771 00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:04,600 When Resident Evil 3 came out Capcom really wanted to make to make partnerships with W.E. 772 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:10,780 and Tokyo Marui to sell like airsoft copies basically they're like how can we make more 773 00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:11,780 money. 774 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:18,180 Let's make a cool looking gun in the game that Tokyo Marui can make a copy of to like 775 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:21,460 get some extra revenue and we'll pair it with the game. 776 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:24,660 So I mean you don't buy the game and you get it but basically it's incentive like hey go 777 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,000 buy the Samurai Edge. 778 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:34,260 So essentially you started as a thing to sell airsoft guns but you know in America. 779 00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260 Yes. 780 00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:40,620 So in America where you can own real guns people were like I want real guns of the Samurai 781 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:41,620 Edge. 782 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:45,540 So it's a whole community of people that make real gun versions of it myself included but 783 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:50,740 yeah it's used in a bunch of shit but it's in a lot of horror stuff but Resident Evil 784 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:55,780 is one of them and it's I don't know Liam have you ever seen the Samurai Edge have I 785 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:56,780 talked to you about this before? 786 00:37:56,780 --> 00:38:01,980 I think you showed us a picture of it when you originally talked about trying to design 787 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,860 one or trying to put one together. 788 00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:07,140 You've talked about it a little bit before. 789 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:11,700 Yeah so you probably have seen it but I mean like it's basically the same deal that's just 790 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:15,780 different barrel colors and stuff like that and grip panels are different and the guy 791 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:20,560 who designed the grip panels obviously had no fundamental understanding of how grips 792 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,660 work in reality because. 793 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:27,500 What you mean the inset in the wood paneling is not practical to put on? 794 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:31,740 Yeah the wood paneling that like wraps around the bottom that supposedly makes a magwell 795 00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:38,340 insert and it doesn't and then all the machine work that the guy has to do to make them custom 796 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:43,140 with like the grip panel inserts had a lot of R&D put into it they're very expensive 797 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:44,140 to make. 798 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:47,980 So you're telling me you have every part of this complete except the part on the side 799 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:50,700 where it says stars are a PD special team? 800 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,780 Yes. 801 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:57,500 So you even have the little the little Raccoon City PD part on the grip? 802 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,620 Yes. 803 00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,620 That's fucking cool dude. 804 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,740 Oh there we go. 805 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,740 That is cool. 806 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:05,100 I wish you had your webcam right now. 807 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,100 Sorry buddy. 808 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:09,980 I can send you guys some some snapchats of it if you want to see it but. 809 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:13,660 Yeah can we get some snapchats of you in the shower with it? 810 00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:17,660 Yeah yeah and in case anyone wants to know the barrel length. 811 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:21,100 Maybe you could accidentally send it to Cody and then he could share with Adam. 812 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,100 Uh oh. 813 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:24,900 I was going to make that joke. 814 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:31,580 I and just for for your reference the the barrel length on a Beretta 92 is 4.9 inches. 815 00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:33,460 So there's the scale. 816 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:36,340 But that's big. 817 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,540 That's really big. 818 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:40,100 That's massive. 819 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:47,700 But yeah I hand fitted the barrel myself because I got a Barstow I got a Barstow barrel and 820 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:51,540 they had like you have three options they have the drop in and then the semi drop in 821 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:56,180 and then the the fitted one and I was like I ain't no bitch I'm going to hand fit my 822 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:59,740 own and then I got it and they sent instructions on how to fit it and I was like I am a bitch 823 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:03,540 because there's a lot of fucking places that need to be fitted here and I thought about 824 00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:06,820 sending it to them for fitment and I was like nah I'm a gunsmith I should be able to do 825 00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:07,820 this. 826 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,820 Yeah. 827 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:12,340 I started doing it and I was like this is hard but then I was like I'm glad I'm doing 828 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,820 it on mine and not a customer's gun. 829 00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:21,420 I got every part to fit great except for at the very end when I got a little bit impatient 830 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:27,980 with taking off some of the material to get like final lock up happening and I guess at 831 00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:31,460 some point I learned my lesson with

this. 832 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:39,860 I was I was stoning it and sanding it on a flat surface which apparently is not okay 833 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:44,980 in the way that like you should be holding both of them at the same time because your 834 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:51,100 body naturally will tend to like put pressures evenly on something that you're holding in 835 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,900 the air if that makes any sense if both of your hands. 836 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,380 Yeah because if you do it against a table your body is going to apply natural biases 837 00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:02,540 to certain sides and you can probably see it on yours. 838 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:11,020 The cutout that is in the barrel where the extractor goes that was dragging just enough 839 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:17,420 on the sandpaper that I was using that it did start to put like it wasn't completely 840 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:23,180 90 degree angled on that back cut on the barrel anymore so the barrel when it sits in the 841 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:28,620 frame does have a bias towards the right side of the slide. 842 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:35,100 It doesn't affect any sort of functional or functionality of the handgun like I test fired 843 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,940 it and everything it works perfect. 844 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:40,860 It just I see it and I know that I did the work so I'm not very happy with it so at some 845 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:45,780 point I'm probably going to get another barrel and try it again and fix my mistake but I 846 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:50,660 thought it was cool that I could get something that I knew I was going to use for fun but 847 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:55,940 get some really useful gunsmithing experience out of it so I thought it was cool. 848 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:59,580 I feel like it's always towards the end of something that requires finesse like that 849 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:03,100 where accidents are most prone to happen. 850 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,820 You're bound to absolutely just fuck something up. 851 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:10,300 Yeah because like you said at that point you were already wearing on your patients so. 852 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:14,140 And then you're like fuck I'm just going to I'm going to rush it I'm sick of it and then 853 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,140 you fuck up. 854 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,140 I'll have that in there. 855 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:19,940 Yeah and then you just take a little bit too much out like that's the thing with with filing 856 00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:25,660 and stoning things is like it feels like you're not making any progress and then at some point 857 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:30,700 it just goes because the tolerance has is like down to the last thousandth is finally 858 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:35,260 perfect to fit in the thing and you're like wow it finally just fits out of nowhere and 859 00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:38,140 I don't understand why but. 860

00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:42,540 So that that's primarily why I wanted this to be the quote unquote the Halloween episode 861 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:47,860 but I mean there's nothing like more Halloween than any other episode I guess other than 862 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:50,700 the fact that we're talking about scary stuff but the other. 863 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:53,940 Wait wait what's the scary part the fact that it's a Resident Evil gun or the fact that 864 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:56,460 Cody wants to murder children. 865 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,460 The fact that it wants to. 866 00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:58,460 I don't want to. 867 00:42:58,460 --> 00:42:59,460 That part seems independent. 868 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:01,460 I don't want to murder the children. 869 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:03,460 They're walking in front of my car. 870 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:06,740 I don't want to murder them they just piss me off. 871 00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:10,180 Yeah I mean. 872 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:14,380 There's like a crosswalk guard that's like begging Cody to slow down like waving the 873 00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:19,620 sign like stop stop stop and then he just plows through it 85 miles an hour. 874 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:23,020 Could you have you instead of just getting mad have you tried to stop and say to the 875 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:26,580 kids where my hug at. 876 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,620 I feel like. 877 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,020 That's a bad thing to say. 878 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,020 What do you mean. 879 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:35,020 That's where any crime Cody. 880 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:36,940 Well I picked my crime of murder. 881 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,660 So yeah. 882 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:44,140 Speaking of which would probably send you to some sort of hellish fogscape like Silent 883 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:49,500 Hill which the Beretta 92 also exists in as the premier handgun in pretty much every game. 884 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,020 I don't know about Silent Hill 1. 885 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:53,380 I haven't seen the model in a long time. 886 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,740 It might be an imitation of Adam. 887 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:58,180 You actually replayed Silent Hill or you played some of one recently. 888 00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,620 Did it look like a Beretta. 889 00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:06,660 From what I can remember it's it's been probably close to a year now. 890 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:12,580 I mean for PS 1 level graphics it looked fairly accurate. 891 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:16,900 I can't remember what it's supposed to be so it might not even be but at least in Silent 892 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:20,260 Hill 2 and Silent Hill 3 it is a Beretta. 893 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:26,860 And one of my favorite moments with with Heather which is the protagonist for Silent Hill 3 894 00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:31,380 is when she's in the shopping mall walks into a storefront and then there's randomly a giant 895 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:36,500 monster and conveniently there's just a Beretta on the ground and without hesitating she just 896 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,540 picks it up kills the monster and looks hardly bothered by it. 897 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:42,260 Like just like oh yeah I mean this is just like regular shit. 898 00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:44,620 Like yep this is my life. 899 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,700 Another day in Silent Hill. 900 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:53,260 Yeah her reactions to Silent Hill is like exactly as I would expect a teenager to react 901 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:56,820 to stuff where she's just more annoyed about the fact that she's like thrust into this 902 00:44:56,820 --> 00:45:03,140 awful like other world that she has to fight demons and shit in and she's literally like 903 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:06,460 I just want to get home and there's this private detective that's following her around 904 00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:10,780 that's like trying to ask her questions and then she always has to like fucking shake 905 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:14,560 him off and then it's just like it's so funny it's like it was more of an inconvenience 906 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:20,220 to her whereas like James is running around and he's like talking to fucking what is it. 907 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:27,620 I love the Eddie there's monsters all over the place and how can you just sit there and 908 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:28,620 eat pizza. 909 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:31,500 It's like one of my favorite lines from the game. 910 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:32,500 Yeah. 911 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:35,420 Austin are you more of a Resident Evil guy or a Silent Hill guy? 912 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:36,980 They're pretty similar. 913 00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:42,660 Yeah I struggled with this a little bit because I think they're very different from each other 914 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:49,420 in the way that Resident Evil is a lot more and no matter what anybody says even though 915 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:55,420 the original Resident Evil is a lot more action oriented horror than Silent Hill. 916 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:59,520 So Silent Hill is a yeah I think the first Resident Evil is a lot more like there was 917 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:04,780 never a time where I was like scared through suspense in Resident Evil. 918 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:08,620 Yeah that's true they do have you wandering through the fog a lot just waiting for something 919 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:10,380 to happen in Silent Hill. 920 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:12,900 Well and like Resident Evil has answers. 921 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:17,140 There's a pivotal moment in the last act of the game in every single Resident Evil game 922 00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:23,100 where they go oh it was actually me pulling all the strings it was me Albert Wesker I 923 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:27,260 betrayed all of you and you go you bastard and then you fight the bad guy and then you 924 00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:31,140 like blow him up with

a rocket launcher that someone off screen hands to you in like pretty 925 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:36,340 much every Resident Evil game and then but in Silent Hill you go through the whole game 926 00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:41,340 and you'll walk around and suddenly there's like graffiti on the wall that says there 927 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:45,460 was a hole here but it's gone now. 928 00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:48,700 And you're like I don't know what that means maybe they'll explain it later in the game 929 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:53,820 and then they don't and you're like okay and then you go through and there's a puzzle that's 930 00:46:53,820 --> 00:47:01,020 like oh I need to open up this trap door in the ground I don't really know how to open 931 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:05,220 this thing and then you wander around for an hour trying to find a way to get around 932 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:09,740 until you realize oh I have a horseshoe a wax doll and a candle in my inventory what 933 00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:14,260 if I just haphazardly try to combine all these three things next to the fucking thing and 934 00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:18,500 then it plays a brief animation and by animation I mean slideshow because it just shows you 935 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,500 like the still image of the fucking trap door and then when you combine everything it goes 936 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:28,180 back to it and suddenly you've melted the wax doll into the slot on the trap door and 937 00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:32,780 you put the horseshoe inside of the wax and you wait for it to harden so you made a handle 938 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:37,420 so now you can open it and jump down and you go wow I really wish I had the internal thought 939 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:41,180 monologue of James Sunderland when he decided he was going to do all that because that didn't 940 00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:43,860 make any sense to me and you never get it. 941 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:46,940 So I think that's pretty fucking obvious. 942 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:50,900 Yeah that seems very straightforward. 943 00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:54,540 So there's like small snippets of Silent Hill and every time I play a Silent Hill game and 944 00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:59,060 get to the end I know more simply because I've watched too many YouTube essays on it 945 00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:02,380 and shit but like how long are the YouTube essays? 946 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,380 Usually like two hours. 947 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:07,100 And how many have you watched if you had to guesstimate how many specifically Silent Hill 948 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,020 YouTube essays you've watched? 949 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:12,380 It's usually when I'm trying to fall asleep or working so I would say. 950 00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:14,420 Do you fall asleep to lore videos? 951 00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:15,420 Yeah. 952 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,420 You don't? 953 00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:18,260 I have to confess that I do that too. 954

00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,660 Am I the odd one out here? 955 00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:20,660 Yeah for once. 956 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:24,340 Okay all right wait roundtable here what are the lore videos that you guys fall asleep 957 00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:25,340 to? 958 00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:26,340 Adam what do you fall asleep to? 959 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,340 Lore videos? 960 00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:28,340 I'll give you three guesses. 961 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:29,340 Halo? 962 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,340 Oh yeah. 963 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:34,140 Okay are there two more or is that the one? 964 00:48:34,140 --> 00:48:38,660 That one primarily but I've also fallen asleep to like Elder Scrolls lore before. 965 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:43,220 Okay all right and what is the other like readings of the Lusty Argonian Maid or what 966 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:45,420 are we talking here? 967 00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,420 Yeah just basically anything. 968 00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:50,340 Okay what about you Cody? 969 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:51,820 I'll let you guess. 970 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:52,820 One piece. 971 00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:53,820 I'll just say it. 972 00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:54,820 One piece. 973 00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:56,180 No actually I don't do that when I sleep. 974 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,180 He knows all the lore already. 975 00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,180 Oh you just yeah that's true. 976 00:48:58,180 --> 00:48:59,180 Yeah that's fair. 977 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,180 You're out there. 978 00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:03,180 You would be correcting them the whole time like no no. 979 00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:07,460 You're out there reading spoilers of things you haven't even read. 980 00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:08,460 No. 981 00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:09,580 Yeah of course you would never do that. 982 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,420 You definitely haven't said that on microphone before. 983 00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:12,420 No. 984 00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:17,740 Okay so I'm trying to think what your secondary I mean what JJK? 985 00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:20,100 Is it other anime or is it like video games and stuff? 986 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,380 It's video game stuff. 987 00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:23,380 Okay Sly Cooper? 988 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:24,380 No. 989 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,380 Yeah that's deep lore. 990 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:27,380 I feel like there's probably not a deep lore for that. 991 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:29,740 Yeah that's what I was thinking. 992 00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:33,060 You do not know about Sly Cooper's traumatic family history. 993 00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:34,060 Oh is it God of War? 994 00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:35,060 Is it God of War? 995 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:36,060 No. 996 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,060 Damn it. 997 00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:38,060 It's Fallout guys. 998 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,060 Yes Cody yes. 999 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,060 Shoulda known. 1000 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:41,060 Shoulda known. 1001 00:49:41,060

--> 00:49:42,060 It's Fallout. 1002 00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:47,580 Wait actually I would be interested in hearing some Crash Bandicoot lore just to hear why 1003 00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:51,900 does that motherfucker have jeans on and no other clothes? 1004 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,500 And are they shorts or pants? 1005 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,500 No they're capris. 1006 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,500 They're capris. 1007 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,500 They're capris. 1008 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,860 Well do you think you bought them as capris or do you think it just happens that they 1009 00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:02,060 fit him that way because he's so jacked? 1010 00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:05,940 I used to work with a dude who was like on the shorter side. 1011 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,700 Was he a real world Crash Bandicoot? 1012 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:16,180 No he would show up with like the work provided shorts and I always like yo sick capris bro 1013 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:20,620 and he'd always get so fucking mad at me. 1014 00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:23,700 I mean Squidward doesn't wear pants. 1015 00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:25,340 I didn't think about that but that's true. 1016 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:29,220 Is he the only one that doesn't wear pants? 1017 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:31,260 I guess Plankton is naked. 1018 00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:35,660 Is Squidward just hanging dong the entire time compared to everyone else? 1019 00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:38,140 Most of the fish people don't wear pants I'm pretty sure. 1020 00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:39,620 Oh yeah I know you're right about that. 1021 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,620 Are you sure? 1022 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,620 Yeah. 1023 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:44,460 I thought that was like the one thing they do wear is like pants. 1024 00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:47,100 No it's oddly just principal cast that wears pants. 1025 00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:50,060 I'm pretty sure most of the fish just wear like shirts and stuff. 1026 00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:53,540 And then Plankton must know that he's naked because there's an episode where he dreams 1027 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:59,620 he's Mr. Krabs and he's in full Mr. Krabs regalia and so like does he just not wear 1028 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:01,620 clothes and he's okay with that? 1029 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:02,740 Yeah I guess. 1030 00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:05,260 He's 50% sea and 50% weed. 1031 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:07,020 He can do whatever he wants. 1032 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:11,500 Okay I just looked up a picture. 1033 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,360 I just googled Bikini Bottom Citizens and it's an eclectic mix. 1034 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,860 So we've got a fish man with pants up to like his nipples. 1035 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:24,500 There's a fish woman in like a bathing suit with a bikini top and a skirt. 1036 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,260 There's one fish guy I think they might be on the beach I'm not sure. 1037 00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:29,420 It looks like a fair. 1038 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:32,420 And there's one guy who's just wearing a shirt and no pants. 1039 00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:34,420 So I don't know. 1040 00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:35,740 They just wear whatever. 1041 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:41,500 Hey guys what's in the Krabby Patty? 1042 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:44,220 I don't know you have to go to Wendy's to figure it out. 1043 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:45,220 Oh shut up. 1044 00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:48,260 What they got the Krabby Patty out? 1045 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:54,340 Truth be told it does pose a troubling question which is if that's the Krabby Patty if they 1046 00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:58,020 brought the Krabby Patty to the real world recipe as is and that's what the Krabby Patty 1047 00:51:58,020 --> 00:52:04,260 is how the fuck are those fish how the fuck are those fish getting cow in the ocean? 1048 00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:05,260 Sandy. 1049 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,260 Well they have sea bears. 1050 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,840 Where does he where does crab source cow? 1051 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,620 How does he even know what a cow is? 1052 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:12,820 It has to be through Sandy. 1053 00:52:12,820 --> 00:52:13,820 She's from Texas. 1054 00:52:13,820 --> 00:52:14,820 That's where big cattle is. 1055 00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:16,740 It's not like she's going to the surface all the time. 1056 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:18,660 It's shown that she hibernates in the ocean. 1057 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:24,300 Oh yeah I guess she would be the only one with a concept of what's above the sea. 1058 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,300 She got that plug. 1059 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:27,500 Yeah she's got the she's got the beef plug. 1060 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:31,980 I think at this point they've all been above the ocean and on land multiple times. 1061 00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:32,980 Beef plug. 1062 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:33,980 Yeah. 1063 00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,900 They met David Hasselhoff for Christ sakes. 1064 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:41,620 He rocketed them to the bottom of the ocean with his pecs. 1065 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:42,620 God I wish I could do that. 1066 00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:45,140 I need to get into those. 1067 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:48,140 I got to get those fucking workouts that Austin's doing with the fucking bell tower. 1068 00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:54,300 You want to be so so peck heavy that your back bends over backwards. 1069 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:55,300 You don't. 1070 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:56,300 No I don't. 1071 00:52:56,300 --> 00:53:00,340 I wish the listeners could have seen the look you gave when I said that. 1072 00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:04,100 I was just pure disgust. 1073 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:07,140 Yeah well it is what it is Cody. 1074 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:10,500 You know I just I just want you to have a healthy body image. 1075 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:11,500 That's all. 1076 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,500 I. 1077 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,500 What. 1078

00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,340 Austin Austin's all fucked in the head. 1079 00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:16,340 There's no saving him. 1080 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,340 That's the truth. 1081 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:18,820 I've seen too far gone. 1082 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:23,540 His perception of his own body he looks in the mirror is like I am I am just a whale. 1083 00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:30,380 Speaking about body dysmorphia and just like horrible mental clarity. 1084 00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:34,740 Another character uses the Beretta pretty prominently and then in the third game switches 1085 00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:36,980 to a different one. 1086 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:40,580 Max Payne is well known for using the Beretta. 1087 00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:47,540 In the promotional material for Max Payne 3 at this point I was not a Max Payne fan 1088 00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:51,540 when I saw this so I believed them and then when I when I played the other two games and 1089 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:58,020 became a massive fan of this game I was like why is Rockstar lying in the weapons in the 1090 00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:04,820 in the weapons trailer it says it shows Max using a 1911 and he goes it says Max's favorite 1091 00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:06,300 since day one. 1092 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,740 That is a fucking lie. 1093 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:08,740 In the first two games. 1094 00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:15,060 No Austin I'm sorry I have to stop you for a second because the segue you just used had 1095 00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:18,740 to do with body dysmorphia and every word that came out of your mouth I was waiting 1096 00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:22,080 for you to somehow connect Max Payne to body dysmorphia. 1097 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,060 So what is the body image thing? 1098 00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:29,820 I'm just saying like looking at yourself in the mirror and having like this having like 1099 00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:34,900 a horrible mental attitude about yourself like mental anguish when you look in the mirror. 1100 00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:41,020 Now look as I told you I just recently replayed Max Payne 3 so I know that he's had plenty 1101 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:45,540 of self pity that he wallows in in that game but I don't I said from calling himself fat 1102 00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:51,820 at one point I don't think he gave any indication that he had body image problems until that. 1103 00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:57,180 I was just talking about seeing distorted images of yourself in the in the in the mirror 1104 00:54:57,180 --> 00:55:02,580 that's what I was getting at and I just I had to find some way to shoehorn this in before 1105 00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:03,580 we got on to. 1106 00:55:03,580 --> 00:55:07,140 You're right I'm sorry I won't give it too much scrutiny you know in the future it's 1107 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:11,660 just that was such a creative segue I was really hoping you delve into how Max Payne 1108 00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:17,780 related

to your own body image issues or perhaps how you saw Max Payne having body image issues. 1109 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:23,180 There's a great line that he says I felt like it was it. 1110 00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:24,180 That is a great line. 1111 00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:28,980 No that would be me if I was the narrator for the game. 1112 00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:32,460 I felt like ah what was it. 1113 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:37,180 You know it's a I felt like a dinosaur angel of death but I looked like a fat bald dude 1114 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:41,660 with a bad temper. 1115 00:55:41,660 --> 00:55:43,140 Now we're just describing me. 1116 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:47,500 I wouldn't know right from wrong if one was helping the poor and the other was banging 1117 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,500 my sister. 1118 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,620 What that's a line. 1119 00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:54,180 That is that is a line. 1120 00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:55,180 That's true. 1121 00:55:55,180 --> 00:55:56,180 That is true. 1122 00:55:56,180 --> 00:56:02,740 But I guess it's what a European education and cocaine will do to a Ricky Martin look 1123 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:05,740 alike. 1124 00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:08,020 Jesus fucking Christ. 1125 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:09,660 That game sounds unhinged. 1126 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:11,220 I fucking love that game. 1127 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:13,380 It's great we'll talk we'll talk about it in the future. 1128 00:56:13,380 --> 00:56:14,380 Okay. 1129 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:18,500 Okay yeah but but so in that in the weapons trailer says that Max loved the 1911 which 1130 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,100 is a fucking lie because it's never in the first two games. 1131 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:26,260 The only two pistols that are in that game are the Beretta 92 and the Desert Eagle which 1132 00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:31,180 you can either single handedly use them or do wield them in both capacities. 1133 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:38,540 And there's even a line that I started this off with which was the the you know my bread 1134 00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:43,100 is stirred nervously and it's in its holster in my jacket or whatever. 1135 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,260 And that's like an iconic line from the first game. 1136 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:48,020 So no it wasn't his favorite. 1137 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:49,300 The Beretta was his favorite. 1138 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:54,020 And then they go to the third game and Liam do you remember what the moniker for the Beretta 1139 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:56,260 in Max Payne 3 was. 1140 00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:57,580 No what is it. 1141 00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:02,220 So they call it the PT 92 and at first glance you might think oh it's because maybe they 1142 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:06,380 were getting slammed with copyright issues or something like that. 1143 00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:07,380 But they aren't. 1144 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:12,200 What the Rockstar actually did an incredible job with like their

world building and their 1145 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:17,900 understanding of Brazil when they made this game because Brazil there's a firearms manufacturer 1146 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:22,540 that's very famous or infamous depending on who you talk to called Taurus that exists 1147 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:24,380 in Brazil. 1148 00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:31,500 And Taurus actually inherited all of Beretta's original tooling from the Beretta 92 when 1149 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:36,020 the army when the Beretta was going through military trials the army said we want a slide 1150 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:38,420 mounted safety not a frame mounted safety. 1151 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:41,860 And brighter was like OK fuck we'll just you know we'll switch it up. 1152 00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:46,260 So they had all these these tools to make frame mounted safeties and they were getting 1153 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:50,340 rid of them so Taurus was like oh you know we want to make this gun on license. 1154 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:51,780 And so they gave them all the old stuff. 1155 00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:57,540 So PT 92s which is what it's called in the game which is what Taurus calls their iteration 1156 00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:02,300 of the Beretta that they make on license has a frame mounted safety and even in the game 1157 00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:05,780 itself it has a frame mounted safety because it's true to form. 1158 00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,280 It's actually a PT 92. 1159 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:13,120 So they took a lot of localized weapons that would actually exist in Brazil and put them 1160 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,580 into the game which I thought was amazing attention to detail. 1161 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:21,460 Every weapon that's in that game was is used in Brazil and it's usually that facet of it's 1162 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:24,860 like the MD 97 L exists nowhere else in the world. 1163 00:58:24,860 --> 00:58:30,460 It's basically a copy of the FAL but they that's a real gun that's used in Brazil like 1164 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:31,940 they did a really good job with it. 1165 00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:33,920 So that's the connection between it. 1166 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,340 It's basically a licensed copy of the Beretta 92. 1167 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:40,020 I thought that was cool that they chose to switch to that in the third game given the 1168 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:41,020 setting. 1169 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:45,460 So a lot of developers really do not go to those lengths for attention to detail. 1170 00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:46,900 So that's kind of me. 1171 00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:50,380 I was reading about the production of the game in the reception from what I understand 1172 00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:55,960 a lot of Brazilian people were upset because the principal cast they hired to play the 1173 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,420 Brazilian characters a lot of them were not actually Brazilian and did not have very good 1174 00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:01,740 Brazilian accents. 1175 00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:05,380 So it's interesting to me that on the one hand they go above and beyond for the guns 1176 00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:08,460 but then on the actual people they're like oh well you know. 1177 00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:13,340 I mean I'm sure most of the people in the original two games also weren't from New York 1178 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:15,500 but that is definitely not true. 1179 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,500 You hear those voices. 1180 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,500 They're all from New York. 1181 00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:27,500 How did you feel about the casting for for Mark Wahlberg. 1182 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:31,540 Oh no no we're not talking about this now we're going to save this. 1183 00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:35,580 That's because Austin thinks that Mark Wahlberg is the truest Max Payne. 1184 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:41,580 No beating that one at all. 1185 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:42,580 Oh boy. 1186 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:47,740 We'll save this because I do I would love I could spend the next six days talking about 1187 00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:49,540 Max Payne but I don't think anyone wants that. 1188 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:53,740 So we'll save that for the Max Payne episode that that will be coming up soon. 1189 00:59:53,740 --> 00:59:56,420 I promise it to you here. 1190 00:59:56,420 --> 01:00:02,380 But let's see. 1191 01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:06,020 Yeah I mean I don't have too much more to say about it. 1192 01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:09,860 I used it in the military but not a whole bunch. 1193 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:12,580 We didn't do a lot of qualification ranges with it and by the time. 1194 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:17,420 So you're saying it wasn't your weapon of choice in the military much like Jack Reacher. 1195 01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:21,180 I didn't have a choice so I never asked for this. 1196 01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:27,940 But I mean it's it's wielded by pretty much all the 80s action heroes. 1197 01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:31,540 What's the the movie with Mel Gibson. 1198 01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:32,540 The Patriot. 1199 01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:37,980 That would be fucking hilarious. 1200 01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:42,740 Crikey you're talking about lethal weapon. 1201 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,860 Yes lethal weapon. 1202 01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:48,620 Whatever his character name is in lethal weapon he uses the Beretta and I think he makes a 1203 01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:49,940 smiley face with the target. 1204 01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:52,180 I believe his name is Riggs. 1205 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,180 Yes Riggs. 1206 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:58,340 OK so yeah Riggs fucking uses it and he makes a smiley face at some point with the target 1207 01:00:58,340 --> 01:00:59,340 memory. 1208 01:00:59,340 --> 01:01:00,340 Good job. 1209 01:01:00,340 --> 01:01:01,340 To who? 1210 01:01:01,340 --> 01:01:05,540 To Austin for remembering the smiley face or to me for knowing the character. 1211 01:01:05,540

--> 01:01:07,580 You for knowing the character. 1212 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:11,020 I actually haven't seen lethal weapon I know that. 1213 01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:12,700 You've never seen lethal weapon. 1214 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:15,460 Yeah I actually have never seen lethal weapon. 1215 01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:16,460 Austin. 1216 01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:21,580 OK we're going to we'll correct that mistake at some point. 1217 01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:25,740 There's that there's a four movies with lethal weapon in the title that I think you should 1218 01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:27,820 give a watch. 1219 01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:29,380 I definitely want to watch them. 1220 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,820 So I will definitely watch those. 1221 01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:36,580 Most famously though it's used by John McClane in the diehard movies. 1222 01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:39,140 Yippee ki yay motherfucker. 1223 01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:42,180 Yeah Yippee ki yay motherfucker. 1224 01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:45,460 So I think he uses it in every movie I'm sure in the shitty ones. 1225 01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:49,340 Did you guys ever play the PlayStation 1 die hard game? 1226 01:01:49,340 --> 01:01:50,340 I wanted to. 1227 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,340 I wanted to so badly. 1228 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:52,420 I've never gotten a chance. 1229 01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:58,620 Have that game still probably and I had the light gun like this big chest in blue gun. 1230 01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:03,100 And when when you would be playing that game you would have this little sound bite in it. 1231 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:06,980 I don't know if they exported the sound from the movie but it was of somebody going Yippee 1232 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:09,260 ki yay motherfucker whenever you would. 1233 01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:12,020 I think it was like a power up that you shot or something. 1234 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,020 Man. 1235 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,020 Oh fuck yeah. 1236 01:02:14,020 --> 01:02:17,780 Yeah and light gun games rule that's cool that you had that. 1237 01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:21,300 Yeah what can I say I'm a boss and a baller. 1238 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,220 All right take it easy. 1239 01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:27,340 So I'm sorry did you want to go back to the wish that you made at the beginning of the 1240 01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:29,420 episode. 1241 01:02:29,420 --> 01:02:31,820 You don't know I'd prefer not to. 1242 01:02:31,820 --> 01:02:35,100 I'd like to move as far and as fast away from that as we possibly can. 1243 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,380 Sorry Adam I didn't mean to interrupt you. 1244 01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:38,220 What were you going to say? 1245 01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:49,860 I was just going to say is there a main takeaway that you want us to have here Austin? 1246 01:02:49,860 --> 01:02:57,700 I think even though I didn't present it as well as I wanted to I went through a great 1247 01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:03,620 loop of hating this gun as a kid because I spent my days playing Call of Duty and like 1248 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:09,900 learning about history and everyone in their recounting of pistols in the army talked with 1249 01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:15,220 so much love about the 1911 that when I saw it replace it in like even though obviously 1250 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:21,460 I wasn't around when it replaced the 1911 as the military sidearm in 1985 I witnessed 1251 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:24,700 it through like change in media and stuff like that when we went into a more modern 1252 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:28,980 setting with Call of Duty and then Battlefield and stuff like that and you weren't really 1253 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:35,020 using the 1911 you're using the M9 so I also had like a I hated this thing with a with 1254 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:41,100 like a vitriol in my heart but when I started using it I came around to really like this 1255 01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:43,540 thing and now I absolutely fucking love this thing. 1256 01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:49,420 My dad hates this thing like if you want to talk about he like can we get your dad on 1257 01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:53,500 yeah I can ask him a couple of opinions about the Beretta but we argue about this thing 1258 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,500 all the time. 1259 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:59,040 Will you do me a favor will you have him record a supplemental thing explaining why he doesn't 1260 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,040 like it? 1261 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,300 Would you be willing to do that? 1262 01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:06,680 I might actually I'll try I'll see if I can get him to talk about it a little bit because 1263 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:10,540 he will hold nothing back and you will see how much he hates this thing. 1264 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:16,100 He talks about how he because I don't know if you guys Cody I know you know because you 1265 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:25,900 have one right in front of you but the barrel is pretty much on it's like exposed like most 1266 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:31,020 firearms the barrel is like shrouded over by the slide on the front end of it. 1267 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:35,540 On the Beretta they have the whole front end of it open and the reason for that is because 1268 01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:44,620 it's actually creates more reliable ejection but that being said if you're not a dumb ass 1269 01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:48,900 and induce user error and don't touch the barrel when you go to rack the slide you won't 1270 01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:57,940 burn yourself but my dad didn't understand that so he didn't get the assignment and burned 1271 01:04:57,940 --> 01:05:01,540 his hand on the barrel and since then has been like no it's a stupid design I don't 1272 01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:04,340 like it because I burn my hands on it when I go to rack the slide. 1273 01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:10,380 That sounds like a personal problem but I kind of feel like your dad gets mad at inanimate 1274 01:05:10,380 -->

01:05:12,320 objects a lot. 1275 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,500 That is pretty much his entire ammo. 1276 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:26,060 When I rack the slide on this thing Austin I rack it with I'm using the safety. 1277 01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:31,500 It's so it's right there it's a good pinch on both of them it makes the most sense. 1278 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:36,880 So that's actually a big point of contention with that because so I can't remember Cody 1279 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,900 when you put your safety on it stays on right it doesn't spring back up. 1280 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:41,900 Correct. 1281 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:48,540 So you have the original safety on there which is the S safety and so when the army wanted 1282 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:54,660 that to be put on to the slide soldiers were you know racking the slide and then they were 1283 01:05:54,660 --> 01:06:00,540 basically creating a dead gun because the safety got switched on and then they go back 1284 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:05,460 up on target and weren't able to engage immediately because the safety was on they'd have to flick 1285 01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:06,460 it off again. 1286 01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:11,260 So Beretta came out with something called a G model so when you flick the safety on 1287 01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:16,060 the safety flicks all the way back up to fire again and you have that really long double 1288 01:06:16,060 --> 01:06:20,220 action trigger pull which is my preferred version if you're going to have a safety that's 1289 01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:25,980 on the slide but that solves that issue and yeah like I agree with you I also grab it 1290 01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:30,460 by the serrations but another good place to grab it is you know you see the scallop cuts 1291 01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:33,420 that are right on the muzzle end there. 1292 01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:35,400 Yes yes I do. 1293 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,500 So you could also charge it from that if you wanted to so if you pinch that and then charge 1294 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:43,940 it it's just as easy so there are multiple ways to do it without burning yourself and 1295 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:46,700 I have this conversation with my dad every time but he doesn't quite understand. 1296 01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:52,780 I guess to wrap it up because now Liam is heavily hacking he's not even he's not even 1297 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:57,060 facing us anymore and Adam is watching banana videos. 1298 01:06:57,060 --> 01:07:03,420 I'm facing you I'm right here I was just hacking I didn't go anywhere I promise you. 1299 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,660 It was peanut butter jelly time man. 1300 01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:13,040 To wrap this up I saw a lot in the Beretta that I appreciated that I didn't even get 1301 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:17,380 into here because we spent too much time blabbing about stuff but that's what I love I don't 1302 01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:21,940 ever want to take that away but there's a whole

bunch of design features on this thing 1303 01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:27,660 that were handpicked from other very popular very prolific firearms that I think was great 1304 01:07:27,660 --> 01:07:31,840 attention to detail on Beretta's part and they made something that was super reliable 1305 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,340 and I didn't see it as a kid and now I see it. 1306 01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:39,940 It looks great on the silver screen it works great I love the fucking thing and yeah I 1307 01:07:39,940 --> 01:07:43,380 will continue to sing the praises of this this weapon to anyone that will listen. 1308 01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:47,940 It just has too many parts that's my one complaint too many parts but I love it. 1309 01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:54,140 I don't know if you guys have any takeaways otherwise I think I do I'm happy for your 1310 01:07:54,140 --> 01:08:00,620 journey I think it really shows the beauty of growing up and maturing you know coming 1311 01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:05,820 to appreciate the things that maybe when you were younger you resented or didn't understand. 1312 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:09,360 Yeah like I didn't understand why Bruce Willis had so many or excuse me John McClane had 1313 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,980 so many marital issues in the diehard movies but now I get it. 1314 01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:19,060 That's because he was just taking his goddamn shoes off. 1315 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:26,700 I'm jealous of your Resident Evil model and I admire that you know rather than having 1316 01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:30,580 it fit for you you decided to go through the painstaking process yourself. 1317 01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:33,900 Yeah thank you I'll bring it by sometimes you guys can look at it hopefully with the 1318 01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:40,620 slide completely laser engraved with the stars stuff on it. 1319 01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:43,780 Well want to take us out. 1320 01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:51,740 Yeah that pretty much does it for the Baretta 92 and I think I'm drawing a blank we don't 1321 01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:53,700 do anything special right like we just. 1322 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,740 This is the ending song. 1323 01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,860 This is the end of the show. 1324 01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:58,860 This is the end. 1325 01:08:58,860 --> 01:08:59,860 Everyone is doing the voice. 1326 01:08:59,860 --> 01:09:00,860 Put one of your voices on. 1327 01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:01,860 This is the end of the show. 1328 01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:02,860 This is the end. 1329 01:09:02,860 --> 01:09:03,860 Everybody go have fun. 1330 01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:04,860 Listen to it next week. 1331 01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:05,860 Quack quack quack. 1332 01:09:05,860 --> 01:09:06,860 Five seconds to it. 1333 01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:11,420 Listen to it next week. 1334 01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:16,780 Before we kill all of your children and Cody won't have any comeuppance to it so you better 1335 01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:17,780 get the hand. 1336 01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:18,780 Be careful. 1337 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:19,780 Please file out in orderly fashion. 1338 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:25,900 Alright well thanks for everything boys have fun. 1339 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:26,900 See you later y'all. 1340 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:27,900 Bye. 1341 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:28,900 Bye. 1342 01:09:28,900 --> 01:09:35,100 Oh that's the wrong button where's the. 1343 01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:36,100 You've been listening to. 1344 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,900 Learners permit. 1345 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:41,460 Thanks for listening. 1346 01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:45,620 We hope you learned something today. 1347 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,620 Until next time. 1348 01:09:47,620 --> 01:10:06,800 Goodbye.