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Now let's move up to the 1950s with Candy Mattson,
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played by Natalie Masters, on The Cable Car Case.
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Do you have a little unsolved murder in your home?
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Got some blackmail you want to unload? Are you the
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victim of some vulgar extortionist? I know a girl you
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should meet. She may not be the greatest private eye
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in the world, so what if it does.
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Cost you $ 300 or $ 400?
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She sure is sweet. She's Candy Mattson. Like to meet her?
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Hello.
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Candy Mattson?
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Well, I wasn't sure when I looked in the mirror
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this morning.
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Had a rough night, eh?
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Oh, there have been rougher ones. Look, voice, before you
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get caught with my receiver down, who are you and
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what do you want?
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As to who I am, you'll find out very shortly.
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What I want is you.
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How romantic and over the phone, yes.
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Let me finish. What I want is you to lay
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off that cable car business.
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Oh, that. Well, I'm afraid I can't. You see, I
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was sitting beside him when they discovered his transfer had
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been punched. Sort of permanently. That's how things happen with me.
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I get into the craziest routines. You see, I used
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to be a model. I've been told I have the
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proper displacement for such a career. But I found there
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wasn't enough money in it. A girl has to maintain
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a nice apartment on Telegraph Hill, keep enough clothes to
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highlight the... Displacement, I mentioned. And also eat, doesn't she?
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Sure.
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So I turned private eye. You meet a better class
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of people. Mostly named Rigor or Mortis. Now take this
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cable car deal. It's positively fantastic.
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But after all, this is radio, isn't it?
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Like to hear how the whole thing happened? Leave us
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trip along to act one.
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You're listening to Candy Mattson on the Golden Age of
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Radio Theater. Once
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again, Natalie Masters as Candy Mattson.
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I wanted to get downtown that morning, but I couldn't
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take the F car on Stockton. They were ripping up
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about 87 streets, which is par for the course. So
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I walked down Telegraph Hill and up to Mason. That's
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where the Bay and Powell cable car stopped. All aboard!
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Come on, Lana, show that shapely ankle. We gotta make
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the Fairmont by Whitsuntide.
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The car was loaded, and so was the character next
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to me. I tried to budge into the seat between
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him and the fisherman's wharf dowager, but I couldn't quite
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make it. I'd forgotten my shoehorn. Say, pardon me, but
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would you mind reading your Wall Street Journal over that-a-way
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a bit? I'd like to sit in here.
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Oh, if you insist.
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A night of old. He budged his hips a quarter
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of an inch and I slipped in, ready for my
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rocket ride over the hill and down into town. The trip,
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as usual, was uneventful. Three smashed fenders and several choice
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words I'd never heard before, but I wrote them down.
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By the time our prairie schooner reached the turntable at
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Market Street, the crowd in the car had thinned out.
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But Buster was still beside me, his head buried in
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common and preferred.
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Market Street.
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I started to get down.
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Hey, lady, take your boyfriend with you.
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We're heading back up the hill.
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Boyfriend?
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Oh, Sue.
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He looks like the advance man for Lewis and Clark.
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How do you like that?
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He fell asleep over his stocks and bonds.
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I looked again. Hipsy wasn't asleep. Hipsy was stone-cold dead
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on market. What a twist. I, who always went on
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the prowl for a whodunit, got one literally tossed into
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my lap. He just hadn't gone out of this world serene-like. Oh, no.
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There was a steady slurp-slurp of blood trickling down his
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vest just north by northeast of the equator. After a
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half-hour wait full of questioning by homicide-legged men, I knew
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my morning shopping tour was rained out. And after all,
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I was only going to buy an emerald clip to
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match the glint in my eye. Well, that would have
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to wait. I knew the next step. I grabbed a
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cab home. I wasn't long in waiting. Right on cue.
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And if it was the right cue, it would be
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Lieutenant Ray Mallard from headquarters, daintily pressing his cuticles against
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my apartment buzzer. I was right. What? I've been expecting you.
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Come on in, Mellard.
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You've been expecting me?
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Why, Candy?
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Naive little rover boy, you. Have a drink?
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No, no, I'm not in the mood. Just make it
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a double.
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Sit down, Mellard, and let's be civilized. Take off your hat.
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It is off.
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Oh?
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Candy, for once I'm puzzled.
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You're just saying that.
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Yeah, because it's true. I've checked and rechecked. No matter
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how many loose ends I tie together, I still get
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no connection between you and Dwight Ellsworth.
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Dwight whose word?
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Ellsworth. Your extremely limp traveling companion on the cable this morning?
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Mallard, I can give you an angle on that.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. The angle being that I didn't know him from Adam.
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Level?
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Straight. Oh, look, honeypot, this mediocre dialogue is getting us nowhere.
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What did you haul your size 11s in here for?
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Oh, frankly, I don't know. Here, fill it up, will you?
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Well, you're not just going around in circles, Mallard. You're
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going around in doubles.
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Yeah, yeah. Like I've said before, Candy, you've got a
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pretty view from here.
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Oh?
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Wait till I turn around.
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I mean from your window. Look at that ship down there,
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just docking.
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Hmm?
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Where?
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Down there. There's romance for you. Probably just in from
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the Far East. Here's your drink. Oh, thanks.
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You know, it is sort of romantic. Don't you think
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it'd be fun to jump on a tramp like that
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and whisk off to the South Seas? Hmm? On a honeymoon? No.
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That's what I thought. South Seas.
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Mallard.
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Don't call me Mallard.
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Why not? We're just playing for ducks, aren't we?
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Oh, very crisp.
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Playing for ducks. No, Candy, we aren't. Not in this case.
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We've got a dead man in our hands. Rudy Toot
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Toot shot right through the heart. And you were sitting
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next to him.
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Sure, sure. Go on now, get out of here.
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What?
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You heard me. Lift your hindquarters and get back to headquarters.
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Candy, I don't like that look. You've got something on
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your mind.
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Yeah, yeah, but you wouldn't recognize it if I told
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you about it.
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Ah, one word of warning.
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Don't dabble.
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You're in deep enough.
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Got it?
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Got it. Here's your hat. Grab it. So long, Mallard.
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See you around a jailhouse sometime. By fo' fum, t'was
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then I smelled a big fat sea, that great, big,
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kind of attractive mallard. He missed the boat. Oh, he
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saw it, but he missed it. It was that ship
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he saw docking. That was the first time I came
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out of the dark since my Tunerville ride down the
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hill in the morning. I needed help, so I called
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an old friend of mine, if you can call that help.
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Rembrandt Watson was his name. He was a photographer and
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other things. He spent most of his life in the
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dark room, dabbling with bottles. His negatives and prints were sharp.
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His thought processes, not quite. But he'd given me assistance
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in the past, so I called him.
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Rembrandt Watson speaking. Photography, portraits, and camera work.
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Yes, Rembrandt, I know.
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Also available for gardening, janitorial service, and babysitting.
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Rembrandt, it's candy.
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Especially at the over 21... Oh, Candy?
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Now you're tuned in.
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How dare you, baggage. I was experimenting with a new
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type of formula.
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90 proof or 100? 100.
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And, Candy, it works beautifully. There's a delightful little pixie
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in a pink ballet skirt in my living room.
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Well, leave her there and get over here immediately to
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my place. Take a cab. I'll pay for it.
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I'd much rather have a handsome carriage with a brace
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of chestnuts.
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You've got them in your head. Now just do as
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I say and get over here.
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Yes.
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Float in, Rembrandt. Gadfricks.
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Where's the man who take me cloak, gloves, and topper?
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You're wearing a sport coat and slacks, and you know
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I have no man.
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And therein lies your basic trouble, my dear. You have
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no man.
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Now, Rembrandt.
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Every man should have a woman. Every woman should have
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a man. It's the incontrovertible law of the universe. Candy,
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you should have a man. You?
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Sure.
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I'm no longer a man. I'm Sprite, transcending the world.
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Well, stop transcending a moment and come down to Earth.
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We've got a job to do.
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How poetically.
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How idyllic.
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We've got a job to do. For money.
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Eventually.
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Oh, one of those. Very well, my dear. Bring me
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up to date.
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Well, I don't really know if I can or not.
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Good.
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Then I shall leave and return to reformula. Oh, no.
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What I mean is the whole story is so fantastic
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you'd never believe it.
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I might.
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Try me,
Candy.
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Well, I get on a cable car and sit next
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to a character reading the Wall Street Journal.
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A strange coupling. A cable car and the Wall Street Journal.
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Yeah. And when we get to the end of the line,
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my friend next to me is dead.
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Probably the ride down the hill frightened him to death.
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Uh-uh. He looked like a used punch board. He had
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a neat little bullet hole through his heart.
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Candy, my little ballerina friend in the pink skirt is
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more believable than what you just told me.
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I told you it was fantastic, but none know how
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it happened. Now, sooner or later, Mallard is going to
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come out of his fog... And when he does, I'm
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going to be out of a fee. A fee?
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That so far doesn't exist, my pretty.
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It will if my hunch is right. Now, here's what
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I want you to do. Go down to the Chronicle
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and get all the back files you can on Southern
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Island Steamship Company.
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The Chronicle?
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A pleasure.
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I have a few questionable companions there who indulge in formulas.
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Stay away from those companions and just do as I ask.
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Very well, my dove. I go, but... entirely against my will.
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And where will you be?
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Around town, Rembrandt. I've got to do some legwork.
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Let me assure you, Candy, you have just the right
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equipment for it, too.
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What a joint. I'll bet they mount slip gullets on
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the walls instead of deer heads.
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Well, come on, Candy, get your tools out and screw
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up your courage.
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Yeah, miss, what'll it be?
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Nothing right at the moment except information.
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Information, water, both free.
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What do you want to know?
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Well, I'm looking for the purser off of Dwight Sonia.
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I hear he does his shore duty in here. That's right,
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named Campbell.
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That head on the table over there belongs to him.
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Thanks. Hello, sailor. Hey, Campbell. Wake up.
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Oh, leave me alone.
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Come on, snap out of it.
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Who are you?
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What do you want?
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My name is Candy Mattson. I want to ask a question.
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I'm only drinking.
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Go away.
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Not until I find out what I want to know.
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Dwight Ellsworth was murdered this morning. What? I thought that
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would bring you two.
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Well, that's the nicest news I've heard since VJ Day.
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What do you want to know?
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Where does his brother live?
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That's dude.
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He's got about as much spine.
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As a water eel.
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Never mind. I want to find him. He seems to
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keep his whereabouts as secret as an atomic stockpile.
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The whole family ought to be knocked off. He lives
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out in Seacliff, 25 Dashiell Road. Good.
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Bartender, buy my friend a little reward. And one for.
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Yourself, too.
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Well, so far, so good.
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Oh, how did I know about Campbell the Purser?
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Well, you see, I have quite a few friends, most
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of whom my pal Mallard doesn't approve. So I grabbed
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a cab and navigated the driver out towards Siegfried. It
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was so foggy I couldn't see the meters.
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But I paid him anyway, gave him a neutral tip
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and dismissed him.
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There it was, 25 Daschle Road. An austere-looking cabana. One
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that dared you to ring the front doorbell. I dared.
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I had the awful feeling I should have been.
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Around at the side door delivering hand laundry. Good evening. Well,
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except for the fog, yes. Is Mr. Ellsworth in?
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Yes, he is. But I'm afraid I must ask you
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to leave.
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There.
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There's been a death in the family.
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I know. That's why I'm here.
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Come in, please.
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Thank you.
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Walk this way, please.
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Oh, I'm afraid I couldn't, even if I lived to
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be a hundred.
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Mind your tongue, young lady. You're in the house of
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an elsewhere.
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Oh, hoity-toity, the old babe had delusions of grandeur. Well,
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no need to get uppity with me. I've mingled with royalty.
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I once played a bit part in a Rita Hayworth picture.
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But this old gal was really something. She couldn't have
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been more than 45, yet looked like something out of
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the barest of Wimpole Street. She ushered me into a
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large ceiling living room, and there on the divan was
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my boy, his head lowered into his hands and quite
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obviously touched. Quite obviously.
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Roger, this young lady is here to see you. I
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don't believe you mentioned your name.
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Candy Madsen. Madsen? Are you in shipping, too? Of a sort.
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Oh, this is my wife, Miss Madsen. You'll pardon me
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if I don't seem hospitable, but my brother was murdered.
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I know. I was sitting next to him when it happened.
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You were?
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Don't talk to her, Roger. I don't trust her. This
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whole thing is a threat of some kind.
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No, it's not a threat.
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It's a business proposition.
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I'll come right to the point. You see, I'm a
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private detective. Oh.
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One of those persons.
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Put your nose back down, Mrs. Ellsworth. I want to
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get this show on the road. Yes, I'm a private detective.
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And I'm in a spot, too. The police think I'm
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connected with the case in some way, so... I'm here
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for a double purpose.
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I'm listening, Miss Madison.
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Roger, I forbid you to speak with this woman.
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Too late, Mrs. Ellsworth.
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Now, this is it.
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I'm in this business to make money. Give me a
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check now for $ 300, and I'll find out who killed
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your brother. And I'll also clear myself.
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Roger, I'm warning you.
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Naturally, you want to see the killer of your brother
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brought to justice, don't you, Mr. Ellsworth? Don't you? I.
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Yes, yes. Here, I'll make a check out right now.
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Thanks. Just make it out to Candy Mattson. Payable today.
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A lovely collection of guns you have, Mr. Elser. You
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hunt much?
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Oh, yes, yes. My wife and I are quite fond
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of shooting. She's an excellent shot. There you are.
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Thank you. I'll be in touch with you sometime tomorrow. Mr.
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Reed didn't say a word. She just stood there against
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the fireplace and shot sparks through me. After I waved
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the check in the air a few times to dry
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the ink, she showed me to the door.
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Very clever, aren't you? Taking advantage of a weak-willed man.
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I wonder who made him that way. Don't cash that check.
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I mean it.
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Don't cash that check. Mrs. Ellsworth, $ 300. I need the money. Badly.
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I need some new rolls for my player piano.
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You're listening to Candy Mattson on the Golden Age of
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Radio Theater. Once again, Natalie Masters as Candy Mattson.
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I buzzed back downtown. I wanted to cash that check
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in a hurry. I knew of only one person who
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would give me the crisp green at that hour of
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the night. Uncle Charlie, the honest miller who ran the
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chase room. Uncle Charlie, in the strict sense of the word,
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was the gentleman. So with a tender little pat on
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my cheek, he cashed the check and I went up
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Telegraph Hill and home. All of a sudden, my eyes
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did a couple of inverted loops. Oh, my lights were on.
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Who's in here? All right, speak up.
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Oh, Candy, the light of my life. Come join our party.
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Oh, Rembrandt, you gave me a scare.
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You don't scare easy either, Candy. Got something on your mind?
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A mallard. Well, how ducky, a midnight soiree. What goes
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on here?
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--> 00:17:16.569
Well, that chicken you had in the icebox is delicious.
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Was delicious? Looks like you've done everything but eat the bones.
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Your vintage is superb, too, Candy. Have a little formula?
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No. Now, come on, what gives?
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That's my line, Candy.
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What gives?
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You're in on something, and I want to know about it.
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Oh, Mellor, believe me, it's nothing. I'm just trying to
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parley a couple of hunches.
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Tall hunches. Look at all those clippings on the South
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Sea Island Steamship Company. What are they for?
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I meant to tell you, Candy. I had remarkable success
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down at the Chronicle. There's everything you want on that
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steamship line.
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Oh, Rembrandt, did you have to tell.
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The whole world?
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Candy, you chide me unnecessarily. I merely had the clippings
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on the table when Hawkshaw here walks in on me.
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Okay, Candy, take it from there.
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I can't tell you yet, Mallard. Nothing makes sense yet.
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I've got about four loose ends that need tying off.
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If I'd only put two men to following you, I'd
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save myself a lot of grief.
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Two days, that's all, Mallard. Just give me two days.
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I think I'll have it for you.
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All right.
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But don't forget, the boys down at Kearney Street headquarters
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don't love you the way I do. Two days. No
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more or less. I gotta go. Thanks for the fowl, chicken.
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Ah, very gay. Here, Rembrandt, here's $ 50 for you.
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Fifty?
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My word! What's all this talk about a recession?
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Go on and take it. Go someplace and stabilize the economy.
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I whipped through the old newspaper clipping. It was all there.
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Fire at sea on Ellsworth ship. Two seamen lost off
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Ellsworth ship near Honolulu. South Sea Island line ship loses
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rudder in storm. On and on it went over a
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period of three years. I threw the papers back on
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the table. Helped myself to some of Rembrandt's formula. Turned
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down the lights and went out on the porch. The
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day was dark except for an occasional.
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Path of light from a passing freighter. I sat down
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to think and think.
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Then, click, click, just like that, two little tumblers in
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my mind fell into place. Only one thing to do,
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and that was to do it the hard way. The
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next morning, just as the ferry building siren was announcing
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8 o'clock to downtown San Francisco... I got Rembrandt on
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the phone.
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Candy, what on earth are you calling me for at
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this hour?
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Can't help it. There's work to be done.
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I did my work last night so extremely well that
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I'm just going to bed now.
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Sorry, you'll just have to delay your sack time. Meet
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me at the corner of Mason and Union in ten minutes,
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right where the cable car stops.
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Now what are we going to do?
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We're going to take a cable car ride.
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What?
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On one of those bouncing, jerky little contraptions? Not the
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way I feel this morning.
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Oh, yes, you are. Union and Mason in ten minutes.
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All right, Rembrandt, get on.
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This is the silliest thing you've ever done, Candy.
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Maybe. We'll see. Dwight Ellsworth was already on the car
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when I got on here. And alive.
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How could you tell?
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He mumbled something when I asked him to move over.
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Sounds logical. Although I once remember stumbling into a corpse
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who mumbled for hours after it'd been liquidated.
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Rembrandt was in one of his rambling moods, so I
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let him alone. The car pulled over Mason Street, down Washington,
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and then swung on to Powell and up the hill.
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Now I watched the buildings and apartments carefully. There was
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a little red brick building, now a big apartment house,
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a woman's residence club, and so on. Then over the
hill,
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more apartments, and the possibilities petered out of Bush. Well,
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only one thing to do. Canvas all those blocks between
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Washington and Bush... Okay, Rembrandt.
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Off the car.
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Strangest corpse I ever did see. What'd you say, Candy?
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Off the car.
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Come on.
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Now what? I just want to get to bed.
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Well, not for a long time, boy blue. Now here's
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the pitch.
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You take this building and I'll take the next. We'll
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alternate as we go along. Ask if a tall woman
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with a horsey face and dress something like Queen Victoria
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ever lived around here.
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Oh, Candy.
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I know it sounds wild, but it's got to be done.
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A horse with a tall face and dressed something like.
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Oh, Rembrandt, look at me. Get that smoke out of
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your brain.
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A tall woman with a.
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Horsey face and dressed something like Queen Victoria. You got it?
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Got it.
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Okay, get going.
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It was slow and tiresome.
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And the answers I got.
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A tall gal dressed like Queen Victoria?
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Oh, sister! That was about par.
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Nope, nobody like that ever lived here.
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Are you positive?
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A dame who fits that description? Yeah, I'm positive.
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The morning wore on, and so did we. We were
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over on the other side of California Street now, so
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we stopped and had a bite to eat. I had
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pickles with mine, and Rembrandt had olives on toothpicks in
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a glass. And again we picked up the hunt. My
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heart was suddenly making with a rumba. There, just on
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the other side of clay, in front of a three-story
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red brick house was a police squad car. There was
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a little knot of people gathered around. Daintily lifting my crinoline,
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I did a Mel Patton down the block and up
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the front steps. I didn't have any trouble
finding the room.
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The door was wide open and there was a body
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on the floor. Four representatives of the law were buzzing
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back and forth. One of the buzzies was Mallard.
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Well, my little ambassador of violence. Why is it you're
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always around the extremely dead, Candy?
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I've got no time to brandy the ad libs, Mallard.
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Who is it?
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I don't know yet. No identification.
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Let me see.
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Ah, a pen pal, maybe.
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I was right. I knew it.
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Knew it? Knew what?
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You're right.
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He was a pen pal. He wrote me a check
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last night for $ 300. His name is Roger Ellsworth.
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Very interesting. Must be open season on Ellsworths. Okay, Candy.
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Time you filled in in the blanks.
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Start.
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Wait a minute. I want to look at the window
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over here.
502
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Mm-hmm.
503
00:23:30.339 --> 00:23:33.779
Mallard, there are a couple of younger Ellsworths living around
504
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town here. I'm sure you'd like to see them stay healthy. Yeah.
505
00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:39.019
Get out to 25 Daschle Road and pick up an
506
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old crone also named Ellsworth. Five will get you 20.
507
00:23:42.299 --> 00:23:43.299
She's the one you're after.
508
00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:45.019
Ah, all right.
509
00:23:45.500 --> 00:23:47.920
But you get back to your place and stay put, understand?
510
00:23:47.940 --> 00:23:50.869
I want to have a more illuminating chat with you.
511
00:23:50.890 --> 00:23:54.329
Oh, Mallard, I'm just like putty in your hands.
512
00:24:02.029 --> 00:24:04.599
The moon was coming up over Diablo and spraying a
513
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path of silver on the bay. Still no mallard. I
514
00:24:08.359 --> 00:24:13.400
wondered what could be wrong. Well, this was it. This
515
00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:14.059
was the showdown.
516
00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:17.759
Have you seen a tall face with a horsey woman?
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00:24:17.980 --> 00:24:19.200
Oh, Rembrandt.
518
00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:23.640
Candy, I'm so mad at you, I could... Oh, what's
519
00:24:23.740 --> 00:24:24.500
the use?
520
00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:25.880
Now what's the matter?
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00:24:25.940 --> 00:24:28.920
What's the matter, she says? I've been roving all over
522
00:24:29.019 --> 00:24:33.950
Powell Street, ringing doorbells. Where did you go, you traitor?
523
00:24:33.970 --> 00:24:37.829
Oh, Rembrandt, I'm sorry, and... In the excitement, I forgot
524
00:24:37.869 --> 00:24:38.609
all about you.
525
00:24:38.630 --> 00:24:39.630
What excitement?
526
00:24:39.890 --> 00:24:40.990
There's been another murder.
527
00:24:41.019 --> 00:24:44.279
In a moment, there's going to be another. I'm looking
528
00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:45.559
right at you, Candy.
529
00:24:45.619 --> 00:24:49.299
Oh, cool off. Have some formula and stop snorting steam.
530
00:24:50.779 --> 00:24:51.319
What was that?
531
00:24:51.740 --> 00:24:52.599
Your window, Candy.
532
00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:53.440
Just shattered.
533
00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:56.440
What? Oh, wait a minute. That window didn't shatter by itself.
534
00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:57.779
Quick, get the lights, Rembrandt.
535
00:24:58.339 --> 00:24:59.140
Now duck down here.
536
00:24:59.259 --> 00:25:00.920
What sort of a silly game are we playing now?
537
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:02.390
This isn't a game, believe me.
538
00:25:03.890 --> 00:25:04.150
Candy!
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Candy!
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00:25:05.829 --> 00:25:08.650
Candy, are you all right? Yikes, it's the gumshoe.
541
00:25:09.190 --> 00:25:11.509
Yes, I'm all right. Where are you, Mallard?
542
00:25:11.789 --> 00:25:12.289
Over here.
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00:25:12.410 --> 00:25:13.390
Two houses over.
544
00:25:13.769 --> 00:25:15.849
We've got your girlfriend crapped on the roof.
545
00:25:15.670 --> 00:25:16.210
Next to you.
546
00:25:16.569 --> 00:25:18.319
Don't move and stay covered.
547
00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:20.220
Okay. All right, Mrs.
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Ellsworth.
549
00:25:21.140 --> 00:25:22.940
Are you coming down peacefully or do we have to
550
00:25:22.980 --> 00:25:23.940
play cops and robbers?
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00:25:24.059 --> 00:25:26.500
I'm not coming down until I get that Candy Madison.
552
00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:27.619
She did it.
553
00:25:28.099 --> 00:25:30.769
She forced me to kill my own brother-in-law.
554
00:25:31.170 --> 00:25:32.069
Have it your own way.
555
00:25:32.349 --> 00:25:33.710
Okay, loosen her up a bit, boys.
556
00:25:36.369 --> 00:25:37.490
Better than the Fourth of July.
557
00:25:37.529 --> 00:25:38.950
Keep your head down, Rembrandt.
558
00:25:39.049 --> 00:25:39.930
Oh, is that what was up?
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00:25:40.329 --> 00:25:41.349
Ready to come down, Mrs.
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00:25:41.450 --> 00:25:42.690
Ellsworth? No, I'm not!
561
00:25:43.289 --> 00:25:48.450
That hateful woman! She's ruined my whole life! All my plans!
562
00:25:49.289 --> 00:25:54.009
Just because of her snooping and prying! She's going to die,
563
00:25:54.109 --> 00:25:54.799
I tell you!
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00:25:55.299 --> 00:26:13.470
Ah! It was a miracle, Candy. You must have moved
565
00:26:13.529 --> 00:26:15.059
slightly just as she shot at you.
566
00:26:16.059 --> 00:26:17.359
It was too close, I can tell you.
567
00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:22.059
She's dead. Oh, decidedly. I think she was dead before
568
00:26:22.099 --> 00:26:24.880
she hit the ground. That one shot
got her. We
569
00:26:24.980 --> 00:26:26.740
went out to her house and she was just driving
570
00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:28.500
off when we got there. We trailed her up to
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00:26:28.519 --> 00:26:30.680
North Beach, lost her for a block, and then spotted
572
00:26:30.700 --> 00:26:32.609
her car at the top of the hill here. We
573
00:26:32.650 --> 00:26:36.609
arrived just as she was getting on the roof next door. Okay,
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00:26:36.650 --> 00:26:38.470
now you tell me your little dream.
575
00:26:38.970 --> 00:26:41.289
Well, it was that ship docking that set my wheels
576
00:26:41.329 --> 00:26:44.990
going around. The name Ellsworth started burning in back somewhere.
577
00:26:45.509 --> 00:26:47.769
You saw the clippings we dug up. The South Sea
578
00:26:47.829 --> 00:26:51.890
Island steamship lines were slowly being sabotaged. I did some checking,
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00:26:51.930 --> 00:26:54.970
and I found that the insurance companies weren't going to renew.
580
00:26:54.990 --> 00:26:55.849
Yeah.
581
00:26:56.609 --> 00:26:58.349
I don't know why I didn't tie that in sooner.
582
00:26:58.650 --> 00:27:00.609
Oh, it's just that you have too many things on
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00:27:00.650 --> 00:27:03.849
your mind, Mallard, dear. I went out to the place
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00:27:03.910 --> 00:27:06.049
on Daschle Road, and when I left, I was pretty
585
00:27:06.109 --> 00:27:08.089
sure the old girl had knocked off her brother-in-law.
586
00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:08.730
Why?
587
00:27:08.890 --> 00:27:13.420
Well, for several reasons. One, she was a venomous old witch. Two,
588
00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:15.880
you've never seen such a collection of guns in all
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00:27:15.900 --> 00:27:18.480
your life. And her husband admitted she was a darn
590
00:27:18.529 --> 00:27:21.910
good shot. I also saw one little pot gun that
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00:27:21.970 --> 00:27:24.750
was very interesting. It had a silencer on it.
592
00:27:25.069 --> 00:27:27.730
Uh-huh. That was the one she used on you tonight.
593
00:27:27.829 --> 00:27:30.349
And also the one she used on Dwight Hillsworth from
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00:27:30.390 --> 00:27:32.420
the window of that apartment where you found her husband.
595
00:27:32.579 --> 00:27:33.099
How do you know?
596
00:27:33.339 --> 00:27:36.119
Go back there. You'll see a nice little bullet hole
597
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:38.740
in the curtain with burned powder all around it.
598
00:27:38.819 --> 00:27:40.339
Now, don't tell me that.
599
00:27:40.380 --> 00:27:43.059
Yes, I'm telling you that she rented that place knowing
600
00:27:43.099 --> 00:27:46.009
that her brother-in-law always went downtown on a certain cable car.
601
00:27:46.680 --> 00:27:48.990
She waited that morning until we were riding by and
602
00:27:49.049 --> 00:27:49.869
she punched him.
603
00:27:50.190 --> 00:27:51.789
I have now heard everything.
604
00:27:52.029 --> 00:27:56.269
And the reason? Dwight Ellsworth, rather than fighting the insurance companies,
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00:27:56.309 --> 00:27:58.329
had decided to sell his steamship lines.
606
00:27:58.950 --> 00:28:00.569
But the old gal thought she'd beat.
607
00:28:00.430 --> 00:28:03.230
Him to the punch by knocking him off. The steamship
608
00:28:03.269 --> 00:28:05.470
company would then fall into her husband's hands.
609
00:28:06.099 --> 00:28:06.230
Ah.
610
00:28:06.910 --> 00:28:07.619
What about her husband?
611
00:28:08.019 --> 00:28:10.059
Well, after he gave me the check and I left,
612
00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:12.640
they evidently had a fearful row and she spilled the beans.
613
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:15.740
Somehow she lured him down to that place on Powell
614
00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:19.680
and Gave him some lead poisoning, too. And that's all there.
615
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:22.380
Is to it. Candy, I wish you'd have told me
616
00:28:22.460 --> 00:28:24.839
all these things earlier. We might have been able to
617
00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:26.380
save the life of Roger Ellsworth.
618
00:28:26.740 --> 00:28:29.759
No, it wouldn't do any good. Because if she hadn't
619
00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:31.259
killed him, I was going to.
620
00:28:31.279 --> 00:28:32.220
What?
621
00:28:32.900 --> 00:28:34.500
While I was waiting for you to get here, the
622
00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:35.059
phone rang.
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00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:37.200
It was Uncle Charlie, the honest miller.
624
00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:41.779
That no-good Roger Ellsworth, his check bounced like a brand-new
625
00:28:41.819 --> 00:28:46.119
golf ball. What's so funny, Mallard?
626
00:28:46.819 --> 00:28:50.319
Listen in again to the further adventures of Candy Mattson,
627
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:54.700
Girl Sucker.
628
00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.660
And that's Candy Mattson and the Cable Car Case on
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00:28:57.700 --> 00:29:00.480
the Golden Age of Radio Theater. For you Candy Mattson fans.
630
00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:03.069
Letters, and comments.
631
00:29:03.109 --> 00:29:04.210
There are quite a number of you.
632
00:29:04.569 --> 00:29:08.650
You might be interested in knowing that Candy Mattson, played
633
00:29:08.710 --> 00:29:13.299
by Natalie Masters, was written by Monty Masters, Natalie's.
634
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:13.980
Husband in real life.
635
00:29:14.579 --> 00:29:18.009
The program was produced in San Francisco and lasted until
636
00:29:18.049 --> 00:29:22.309
May 21st, 1951. This might be unfair to give away
637
00:29:22.349 --> 00:29:25.299
the ending of the series, but maybe if you don't
638
00:29:25.339 --> 00:29:26.980
want to know, plug your ears up and I won't
639
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:30.039
tell you. You know, in each program, Candy is obviously
640
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:36.230
somewhat taken by the San Francisco policeman Ray Mallard, played
641
00:29:36.269 --> 00:29:41.069
by Henry Leff. And at the final... program of the series,
642
00:29:41.750 --> 00:29:45.910
the policeman asks Candy to marry him. And then he
643
00:29:45.970 --> 00:29:48.380
announces that it would be Candy's last case.
644
00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:49.740
And it was.
645
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:51.640
And the show went off the air and left a
646
00:29:51.700 --> 00:29:54.890
string of broken hearts, including mine. I was really taken
647
00:29:55.289 --> 00:29:58.170
with Candy Madsen, and I was hoping that she would
648
00:29:58.289 --> 00:30:00.549
wait for me to grow up and catch up with her.
649
00:30:00.990 --> 00:30:01.990
And that's it for.
650
00:30:01.910 --> 00:30:03.849
This golden age of radio theater program.
651
00:30:04.349 --> 00:30:05.009
Victor arrives here.
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00:30:05.069 --> 00:30:07.150
I hope I didn't leave a whole trail of broken
653
00:30:07.170 --> 00:30:09.900
hearts with that information. Inviting you to join us next time.
654
00:30:09.940 --> 00:30:12.420
We turn back the clock to relive the golden moments
655
00:30:12.460 --> 00:30:13.660
of radio's yesteryear.
656
00:30:13.700 --> 00:30:13.940
Bye-bye.
657
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:14.099
Bye-bye.
658
00:30:23.630 --> 00:30:26.019
Thank you.