The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast host JEB: The Future of Podcasting S.7 Ep.48

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[SPEAKER_03]: I got stuff for you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Holy moly.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I need to get some snakes and release them around my house.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I love eat people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love eat kids.
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[SPEAKER_01]: These guys are the scientists of the supernatural.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lecturers leaving lessons for inquiring laymen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They are applying the scientific method to a world that baffle signs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They are the cryptids of the core.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Every day, the European mouth
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm more convinced you're a science.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it just stood up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it just kept going.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And go on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, what?
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[SPEAKER_06]: These are idiots.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I was laughing reading this because I already knew how you would feel.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Idiot!
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is that story?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It fits your balloon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, this is a UFO.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But who else has big black wings and red eyes?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Batman.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my man.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, my man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, everyone, I think we know it's exactly what it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So say it all with me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a sand bill crane.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Would you try it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You wouldn't need it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're probably toxic.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There'd be a lot of poop in my face.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And seeing a six foot alley, you gotta go swing into the air, slam into a tree.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hello, hello, welcome back.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Here's a quarter of my cast.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I am the Great and Sick Mystery.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm Jay Clone, Blue E.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He'd really look very strange.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And we're not alone.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're joined by an incredibly talented young man, artist and artist, a podcaster, an entrepreneur, a businessman.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody who hopefully put us out of a job very soon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We want to give a big welcome.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This guy has done so much stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: offered to pay him for his work and he refuses to take it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, but we he is getting stuff soon for his work.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, and we're even starting a new project with him.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So we are super excited.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jay, who we joined by today.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'd like everyone to give a warm welcome to the host of the backwards boogey man podcast.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Jab.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Woo.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my gosh, the hat.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I looked away for a minute.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My injured cold hat.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jeff, the Backwoods Booking Man Plycast.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why not to just tell everybody a little bit about yourself and the Backwoods Booking Man Plycast?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Once again, everybody, any links, the jab mentions, I will have them below in the description.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Please check them out, support them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I will warn everybody though.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Not so family friendly language, but it is fun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It makes me laugh hard core.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The one I was texting about this morning, and I don't think he got it for a second, because I just was text.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He asked if I wanted mullin leaves.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And I text, no, I want this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because it was something he was talking about on his podcast, because it was making me laugh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But note, yeah, Jeb tell us about yourself.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Tell us about where podcasts tell all the people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dumb redneck and I like monsters.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think my parents would probably hope and I would grow out of that before I was an adult and they were wrong.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And so now we're here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And now I have the backwards boogeman podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's wherever you get your podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Apple Spotify, I heard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Amazon music, I think I checked everything it was on some time ago and it's on way more and that needs to be on.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it's there wherever you find your podcast, it's there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Listen and I'll leave a review.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me how it's my own.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there we go.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's what we need to leave some reviews.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I, I just recently started listening.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I basically you take like cryptids or scary, you know, camping stories, basically, or accounts.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And you kind of put your own, you tell the story in your way.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You recount the stories.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I definitely have my way through the web filter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what makes it less family friendly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's PG-thirteen, I think.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think PG-thirteen is favorable.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it's fair.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's about the nine o'clock slot on CBS.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We end.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it right at like five.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, probably.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go eat dinner and then go to bed kids.
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[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Jeb's gonna need to stay up late for the backwood boogie man podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: learn dirty words from the crazy animal job crazy dirty words are very fun new descriptive words.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I like my liberation.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I've noticed.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I enjoy it though.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I enjoy the liberation of the word play.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You know, that's what makes it fun.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Listen to it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And it's the southern draw, too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've been told that I don't, I don't hear it, but
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[SPEAKER_02]: Other people do.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You don't hear what?
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[SPEAKER_02]: The draw.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
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[SPEAKER_04]: You don't hear it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let me guess you never listen to yourself talk ever, huh?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I once and I did not enjoy it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, nobody enjoys it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I hate my own voice.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I hate it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It sounds awful.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, I've been really enjoying it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And the podcast is fun.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's very in the vein of I guess our audience, I think.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think a lot of our audience will enjoy it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It makes me laugh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I have fun listening to them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So I think you're doing great things and I think you've started off on the right path with this podcast.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm really enjoying myself.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then but beyond the podcast with your art.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean you've been you've injected yourself in the grips of the corn universe now gosh, yeah, there's a you've taken over poor pair of your listening to this pair.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He hates you any year.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We all do forty five year old Swedish fans looking for you in Missouri.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We've all felt bad for Paris and so we first met him.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I love Paris.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Paris fantastic, Paris and what?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, if anyone knew listeners don't know, a pair does our original art for the podcast when it comes to, you know, the classic big foot, all the other ones you guys have come to know and love for our podcast art.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But what's special about the backwards boogeyman podcast, a jab draws his own album art basically for each episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, not really each, but you know, mostly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You do your own art for your shows.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I try to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And when I can't draw the thing I'm talking about, I put up one of the dancing big foot with a guitar and you know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: in some kind of weird color wash makes it look like a bad acid trip.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, that's just you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's just you flexing your artistic license.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So, jabber, recently, just did all of the art for, well, obviously, the children's book, A to Z Cryptids.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He did every piece of art in that book, including me and Jay on the back as salamanders and the flag frog, which I think has taken the spot at our number one T-shirt.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So that's been our most, our most sold t-shirt.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's our most popular.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, just this past week and we were at the Hacking Hills Bigfoot Conference and there was a day I think four or five listeners were all wearing it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it's nice to see.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's nice.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's, uh, but you did also a lot of the art for our Hacking Hills presentation as well.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, whether you knew it or not, you are actually from that tell him.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, he knows.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He's, yeah, he drew them and send them to me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know, but you know what I was going to say before.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What I was going to say though, whether you know it or not, you did play a big role in those presentations.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I know you know you played a role, but it was a lot bigger than you think.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And we love it because your art really captures us.
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[SPEAKER_06]: In my opinion, I think it just captures our energy.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I captures our goofiness, but you really exaggerate our goofiness and cartoon form.
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[SPEAKER_04]: If anybody hasn't seen some of this stuff, jab actually did custom art for this episode.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you'll see it on the, you know, in the.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Did I not show you that?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you would.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because it was the same time he did the D&D custom art.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, you did show.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Which will be another Patreon T-shirt for the D&D campaign.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But no the way you kick it out there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's you have such a style it makes me I like Jay already said it's so much fun Or it's serious, but not I don't even know that's the best way to describe it I serious enough to take the subject seriously because like when you did the children's book They all are very accurate, but they are still very fun You know where I think some people may
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[SPEAKER_04]: not let either go one way or the other.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, where it's very hard to walk that line between, you know, looking at the subject seriously, but having fun with it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's a perfect reflection of how we approach all this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because we do take it all this very, very seriously, you know, because that's just how it's important.
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[SPEAKER_06]: All this stuff's real, it's in our, it's real and what one way or another.
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[SPEAKER_06]: The discussions are real.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Everything's real, but
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[SPEAKER_06]: We're still just having fun and it's light-hearted and yeah, we're trying to figure out the answers, but we're having fun along the way figuring it out.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And that's really what the art is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's serious, but it's completely a hundred percent goofy and fun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and there was a person.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I want to tell you how good your art is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There was a person that's seen a picture of El Chiro.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They had never listened to our podcast and said, that's El Chiro.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Really.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's cool.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, there's like three pictures of this thing exist and Jeb did two of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's cool.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, I was impressed.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it looks enough like, but it's crazy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But it's a crazy look encrypted, but it looks great.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's just that's how it looks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, so what made you want to start the backwards bookie, man?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I guess we're, yeah, let me start the podcast and where did the name come from?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I, the name, I don't really know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I've had it for a while because I've wanted to do something like this for a while because, you know, listening to you guys and listening to some of the other big shows, the Sasquatch Chronicles and Kryptonaut stuff like that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I just thought that really sounds like fun, you know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then I've finally just, earlier this year, just decided
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I think I can do that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, and I found a couple of apps that work for because I'm really cheap and I need to buy decent equipment, but I found stuff that worked and I just started.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I already had some of the scripts written, you know, because I liked writing about this stuff and I thought, well, I might as well.
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[SPEAKER_02]: sit and read this and put it on the internet for my own entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, even if nobody listens and I just started doing it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And here you are.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I, I think you're definitely, you can tell that you're doing it for your own entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And it makes me laugh.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, because you are entertaining and you're trying to make yourself laugh.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You're highlighting the things that are funny to use.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I definitely do that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I think that's interesting.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's important because it's you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's reflection of you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And a lot of people get away from being themselves, especially on, I'd just say platforms like this in public, but any platform in general, any sort of media when you got a camera in your face or a microphone in your face, you forget to be you and you're trying to be what I guess you expect the world expects you to be.
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[SPEAKER_06]: but I think it's just important to be authentic be yourself because that's what people really like and that's what people are craving nowadays and you're a hundred percent doing that so if I have any advice moving forward don't stop being you if it's funny to you do it don't make stuff for other people's entertainment and don't you know bend over for other people do what you like to do I like it I think I know what we're gonna send them now
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_04]: How about your podcast equipment?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You may have a most of a podcast set coming to the mail very soon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I just sit in here and we'll just we like.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and we owe you stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So we'll see.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You never know what the world what happens in the world.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You know, you just see.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You never know what's going to show up in the mail.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But the piece of corn on it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I could go dark really fast.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, geez.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I just went like a piece of corn.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't have anything dark.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, I know I've given, well, not me personally.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I was with a friend.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I've given someone gave my friend a Christmas present with something that happened to have a piece of corn attached to it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was not a good Christmas present.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was, they, they, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was not a good Christmas present.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was a prank.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So there are a lot of forms.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, you are definitely correct when it comes to that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But anyways, yes, Jim, we love the podcast.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We love the art.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And like you said, you, what got you into it was just you wanted to do it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then here you are.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I'd sit and talk to myself all the time anyway.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I might as well record it and put it on the internet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of what we did.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's how we started.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you just started this year.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So I'll work three episodes.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And the hardest step to take of any journey is that first single step.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and the first episode, I've heard a little bit of it again for whatever reason.
14:47.673 --> 14:56.797
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm wanted to hear the intro and compare it to now, because I've, well, anyway, I've heard me introducing it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, geez, that's weird.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I actually talked clearly and didn't sound like a hick the whole time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I lost that ability on the second episode, but uh, let the hit come through.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the first, uh, first like four episodes probably weren't worth listening to and I want to redo them sometime, but sometime further down the road.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you're paralleling the exact same sentiments we still hold today with our podcast.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, no, that's, that's, we're just dumb Hicks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't drink anymore, but that was our line for three years as
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[SPEAKER_06]: Drunk Hicks from I'll just drunk Hicks and Northwest Ohio, but we're professional podcasters.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, there is checks that come in the mail.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I just don't tell you about them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there are.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, they've come right there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You can have that one.
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[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, professional podcasters.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Second, like, thirty two cents.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We spoke that in the existence, though.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, we did start saying that from day one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then it took over and now we're interviewing Jab.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jab with the famous artist, the pinnacle.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm a professional.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're professional artists, too.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Professional podcast or professional artist.
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[SPEAKER_04]: you are an illustrator on a accredited book you do so you do have a what is that nice be an ISBN accreditation which is you know crazy I mean how many seventeen year olds do you know that have an ISB now I can't I'm just like six right yeah ISBN or something yeah it's the trademarking yes you what your artwork has been trademarked in your name so then that I mean it
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's next to me that you know, I didn't think I could do that in seventeen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think last year.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I would have a book that I illustrated or our show that there's some people that actually wasn't to or know you guys.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Or after hopefully after this episode comes out a lot more people are listening.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I advise it's it's fun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I enjoy listening to it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I was I was happy to.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I remember him telling me because you know you were doing art for us for a bit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And he said that you know we had a podcast because you didn't told me I found out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how'd you find out when he got on to Facebook?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, he held at me and said, I just had to sign up to Facebook because of you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then I got invited or not invited.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it said if somebody you may know started a group, the Pac wits book, you may have podcast fan page.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I see that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, well, that's Jeb's art.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And I started going through and it just me and Jeb there for a second, because he just started it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, and I asked Jeb and like, is that your podcast?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, why did you tell me?
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[SPEAKER_06]: All right, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that's how I found out about it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you're a very humble man that does not like to brag about himself and believe me, we get that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So I'll do it for you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're all it's great.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The podcast is a lot of fun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're, I think you got a lot of, I'll just say this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think your podcast has legs.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And I think you can go far with it if you want to.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, because it's fun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Just keep enjoying it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I tell everybody.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You know, keep being creative and keep just putting stuff out there regardless whether you think people are going to want it or not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, uh, because Jerry told us that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jerry, uh, they're just passed away from hill to the horror stories.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, you know, a legend in the field.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You just said, we're watching recorded put it out there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Are you think people are listening or not recorded put it out there recorded put it out there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Have fun with it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The second.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's not fun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't do it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, because people can tell like there's podcasts I used to listen to that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They fell off because they lost either the fun or the spark or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And you just tell they're going through the motions.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then it's their show is no longer the show good or entertaining.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the show.
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[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, so quite some questions for you, Jeb.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're seventeen from the Midwest.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is your least favorite cryptid?
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is a cryptid that if you hate or you're sick and tired of?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well... It's a hard one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's not many.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's ones that I...
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have a great distaste for, but I don't hate them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just sure that it was if it wasn't.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, there is no hate on this podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, things that I, if I ever came across one, I would like to make it on a live.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But they'll growers, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Agreed.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Agreed.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't like anything about them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there's no positive.
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[SPEAKER_06]: There's no silver lining with them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like they're just always nasty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're always crawling on your roof.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're always just doing something scummy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just they're just not fun at all.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Not ideal.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm with you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't like the pale crawlers always like creep me out.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Beyond just like a normal.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I have obviously a dog man's gonna creep you out a little bit, but.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Pail crawlers are a whole their level.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's just nothing but that the hebie GBS.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It just nasty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It just I've probably watched far too many of those.
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[SPEAKER_02]: things on YouTube that also contemplation most of it's probably fake but it's entertaining and you know all those things and you know here's one in a road and some foreign country in this guy's talking in some language I don't know or stand and you've got to assume that the thing called in the native eyeballs I'll definitely filmed it is to some kind of actresses style spider crawl across the road then it looks at him he starts running
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[SPEAKER_02]: Probably adds to why I don't like them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, just want to one of many things.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know the exact the videos he's talking about.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is some other country.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You can't understand the people in the video.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You can't understand the guys.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Ed, that's overlaid.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And they don't sound like the same language.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you have a third person getting it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And there's literally a demon crawling across grab in a dog.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I only have seen that one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, I mean, there's hundreds of them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you scroll at four or five a.m.
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[SPEAKER_04]: and you get them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It was just fun algorithm videos.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You get the nightmare feel.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, like, why should you do the night when I got that bear eating a person?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That person was alive and then not alive in the video.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I didn't watch that one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't mean to watch it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I was just scrolling.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They sneaked that stuff up on it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And they're like, tourist gets grabbed by bear and I'm like, oh, let's see this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_04]: My bear was the word eaten by bear was the word.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They weren't kidding.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They just didn't completely fill you in on it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What cryptid?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think a pale collar could beat a bear?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I guess that depends on the bear.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Grizzly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a black bear.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, small black bear maybe not a grizzly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like to see a grizzly just pick it up by the tent and shake it until it wasn't anything.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to see that too.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's a fight for you because you drew this fight.
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[SPEAKER_04]: A cap of versus a big foot who wins that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't answer wrong.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You've never gonna talk to me again.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Big foot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He made the argument too, so he can decide.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So now, yep, you are, yep, seventeen.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You haven't lived long enough to understand how the world really works.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's a wrong answer.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Said a small, perverted turtle.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He'd be a thousand pound ape.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I believe it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I believe it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know, like, excuse me, I want some what it was.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was about whole orbs.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was your life orbs.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But it's yet stored in your butt.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Not your butt.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're about whole.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's your access point.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And what was the other part?
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[SPEAKER_04]: You said cucumbers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Some stories.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He hates cucumbers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Some stories.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He really likes you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's like cats.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like cucumber thing, or I was being wrong.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to know what he's doing with them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's balls of white.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I imagine it's just some sort of compound.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't, I get it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't like cucumbers.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They're gross.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You were just rubbing them on your legs for a week.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I would do that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'll put them on me, but I won't eat them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They taste gross.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're tasty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just don't like what the little pervert turtles do in life.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the pervert turtle had water turtle.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He's a good talented, single wrestler.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I just don't think Bigfoot's up for the task yet.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because it's not the size of the dog in the fight.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's the size of the fight in the dog.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And the cap has experience and technique on his side.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Now, if we're going out of ten, you know, Bigfoot's going to get one out of ten at least.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe it always happens.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But on the whole, I'm going to put my money on the cap.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But when something can just pick up the thing that's fighting it, just pick it up by its head and just hold it there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's not much of a fight going on.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's just holding it and then it shakes him really good and it makes that very close to happen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: When your brother had to fight a local,
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[SPEAKER_06]: Kind of, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's why the room is the lowest four foot tall.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the dover demon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's how I imagine the fight going.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think Jeff got it right picking him up and just.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: One day we'll see one day when we have cryptid fight club and the underground core and call layer.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I have a book about that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's called Managerie.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like people are just steel cryptids and they fight them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, so there's a guy building a zoo out in like Colorado, like a like a reserve forum.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So he rescues a bunch of them out of, but there are like billionaire fight circles where they have cryptids like battling.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Isn't that what strangers things was all about?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Kinda not really.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: These are now like the giant, like the Mongolian dig desert snakes and stuff like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They're like they're huge.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, that's why they were pulling open up and the upside down and strangers things.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They could pull these things out and put them in a fight club.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I just realized the D-Rex from the new Jurassic Park is a hundred percent of rip off from one of the cryptids in that book.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because the guy that drew it looked, this book came out like twenty years ago, it's not more.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The guy that drew it, I mean, it looked just like the D-Rex but white.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But I had to wear the arms and everything.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Big bulb it's head.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was scared of this little penguin cryptid.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Guy probably just made like an AI version as script.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And that's why the movie's terrible.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jeff, what's your favorite cryptid?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's how I'm prepared for these questions.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's probably Momo.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Bro, if it's dead on the shirt.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Violent hateful possible alien.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he's on my shirt.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No mom.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't tell Jay what does Momo stand for me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Missouri monster.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We didn't we do an episode.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have we done Momo.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Right, episode like five hundred.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I know we've talked about it, or else.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I went to known.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We brought up Momo many a time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just have we actually done any episode on Momo.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, maybe not a dedicated, a full thing.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But he's been brought up from time to time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We'll be the season open our first season eight.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We got to figure out our season closer, too.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know what it is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Uh-oh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's the forty an hour podcast.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-oh.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Twenty four hour podcast forty eight hour.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We can hardly make forty hours at a festival this past weekend.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the better thing is we're not in this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're not in the sun.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And we're sitting here and we're going to have jab on and we're going to have everybody else on.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody's going to get a half hour an hour slot to come on hang out with us in a toy for our son's perfect.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's fifty eight.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Come on.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's it's this nice.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We're open.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so we're going to do a smelling salt clock.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a random timer.
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[SPEAKER_06]: A bad idea is what it is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Everything's smelling salts.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They wake up a person that's passed out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But if you think they fry a brain, but there's going to be just a random timer.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's going to be two of them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: One for me and one for Jay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's between zero and twenty four hours.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They fry your brain.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But you think so it'll be that maybe it only goes off one time, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's only guaranteed to go off one time in a twenty four hour period.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But it may go off eighteen times.
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[SPEAKER_06]: See that ain't right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's random.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to see that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I feel like it should be one time and it should be at towards the end.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, it'll be it's how you stay awake.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It'll just be green them through the whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because then you have the fear of looking at this clock and being like like it's a big cat sitting in the room with us.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You want me to podcast under those conditions.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have to make for an ill show.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my knee.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Careful.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm old.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Art yourself.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, jab.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm all spare parts.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You'll know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You'll know when you hit thirty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My backs are already screwed up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So jab, are you going to try to make it to the Ohio Bigfoot Jamboree?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
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[SPEAKER_02]: if there is to be a jambory next year.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, two thousand twenty six.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there will be a jambory.
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[SPEAKER_06]: The jambory will never die.
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[SPEAKER_06]: There shall be it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We just sell it to somebody else.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, it still won't die then.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I must say kill it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, then there's
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[SPEAKER_06]: We have fair.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, no, just asking because it would be that we'd be nice to see up there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure there would be some listeners.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They'd be nice to see you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I guess we'll just see.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe we're moving to just start to get jabbed to a high ole fund.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And we'll start putting that together.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We'll put the alves away.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think you got to talk to whoever is guardian is.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, yes, of course.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I figured he ain't driving.
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[SPEAKER_02]: By then, it's fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and first day coming on there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I made a border angrier.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be good.
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[SPEAKER_04]: mail him one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, me wild build just pick you up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, but we need you got to Missouri.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He drives a Ford Ranger.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's something.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a Toyota Tacoma.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It is a taco.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but he's got all decked out and who are US Marine stickers and big foot stickers and grips of the core merch.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he doesn't have that but that'd be cool.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We should slap some grips of corn stickers on his truck and we put two hundred dollars in a duck head and his truck before.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We did.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We paid him when he wouldn't take money.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I gave him a fish.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Fish.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I gave him a frozen pike.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We gave them cash and then the Emily put it like I think a duck head in there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, nice.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because pretty dried ones.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: One of the dog treats.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But no, you can go to like these dog treats stores and they sell frozen or frozen or frozen or whatever duck heads.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but they're like an actual just a duck head with eyes and everything like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And Emily always buys them to put in people's cars because they don't smell or nothing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It just odd.
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[SPEAKER_04]: When you find it, it's weird.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's odd and you're just like,
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[SPEAKER_04]: How did a duck head get in my car?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Bill probably looked at it like why not kill a duck?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, throw it out beeped turkey.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I just chew an on his beak.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh gosh, that's how we got that chip in his tooth.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He didn't duck face first.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's speaking a wild bill.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know if people can check or is that going to be on a t-shirt?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I can put it on T-shirt.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I was just going to, I can put it on T-shirt.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What else do I mean?
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[SPEAKER_06]: What can we use it for?
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[SPEAKER_06]: So if anyone don't know, and if they haven't seen quite yet, Sir Jab here, it will commission him art to draw.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And within like the hour, he had it done.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And it's a picture of the game Donkey Kong.
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[SPEAKER_06]: you know the old arcade game where Justin is playing the role of Mario and I'm playing the role of Princess Peach you know the damsel in the stress and while Bill takes the form or let's say don't go and take the form a wild bill young who raw tossing barrels down the track at Justin as he's popping over
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[SPEAKER_04]: wild bill didn't know what to say when he's seen it he was but he was so laughing because he was like actually laughing so hard he couldn't say anything yes because he just the more every time he opened his eyes and looked at it there was just more to be seen and then I think the last thing he seen was you
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[SPEAKER_04]: because he's like, oh my gosh, it's Jay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then this is a whole different thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You can't even talk about this, but yeah, you can't even see it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But then another photo, which yes, let's just say, the art is flowing from jab into the grips of the corn universe.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So I have a feeling jab may be commissioned
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[SPEAKER_06]: He's the artist for hire.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let's just put it that way.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You guys want to hire Jeb as an artist.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I will give you some of his contact info.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We'll have to make him a work email.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What do you charge an hour, four hundred, four hundred an hour?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good, four, four, and a half.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll cut you a deal at two.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's kind of what you should.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's probably not that good because we honestly knock out some of these pictures in like a half an hour.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's got to be so hot.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be higher.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got to be
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're a little young for this, but have you ever seen the big lives show?
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[SPEAKER_04]: No.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it's, uh, well, I don't know what art program you're using to make your art.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just, uh, I think it's called paper.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's on my ancient, uh, wood.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But it's, it's a great.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's my favorite art style for this kind of work.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So there is a complete cartoon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's, it's an Australian cartoon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So I warn everybody at home, don't let your kids watch it because it's an adult animation.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not boy with.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's all Australian.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So they swear absolutely constantly you make me like we watch blue at the time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I seen somebody did the the accurate blue.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And just like F every three or four words.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And we have Australian listeners.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They know you guys know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The big last show went for like eight or nine seasons and he did the whole thing in MS paint.
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[SPEAKER_04]: uh, and I've loved it since I was young.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They were done with, like, sass this ass quatch and all that, like, he's made some other shows.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, but your art is not the same.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, style or nothing, but always kind of reminds me of that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It just makes me smile because I just think of big lads.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It just has that inner feel.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because when you see big lies, he looks like me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Really.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But he's got the big part though.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's drawings always remind me of like the whole movie's show from.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I can see that hard to network or don't swim whenever their hands always bothers me though.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I never, I never watched it, but I, you know, I saw the commercials would ever, but that's what it always reminds me of.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Speaking of that,
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have something else that I've played with.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I haven't done anything with it lately.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But on YouTube, the disturbed Doxon, one word, it's a not family friendly animated short cartoons that I've done.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've only done two of them, but I have thoughts for others.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The disturbed Doxon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The disturbed Doxon.
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[SPEAKER_06]: How do you spell that?
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[SPEAKER_06]: The second part.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you asking me this DACH?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, like Deshound like the dog.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like the dog.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so that's the that's the DA.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh gosh DA.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, I think it's DA you SCH AU and D maybe it's something I don't remember maybe it's DA.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jackson
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[SPEAKER_06]: not however you spelled.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why is that word pronounced like that?
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[SPEAKER_06]: So that's your shorts you made?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're they're they're they're weird.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'll attach some links to the show.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, so people can pop up there and see them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I cost a whole lot, but I have sketches of others that will be far worse than what's up there now.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'd say, I just wait to your eighteen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They are acquired taste.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, fine.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They might even find them.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You know, the things I like the most in the world, like far as media wire, things that consume are the things that are an acquired taste.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You know, that's what I'm drawn to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're tasting music.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so you should ask Justin about my taste and music and ask his opinions.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Bad.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, a wired taste.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I listen to some weird crap too, so I can't judge it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's my Billy the Mountain.
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[SPEAKER_06]: By Frank Zappa, Billy the Mountain's good tune.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, play it for you and your friends.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's nice short.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's a short trail.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's just an inner woven story leading you in and out of wonder and amazement.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I feel with them being deceived.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I love it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's one of my favorite songs.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The whole time it was playing in the car when I was driving, he just kept looking at me and smiling.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So good.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's only like, it's only, uh, twenty six minutes long.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Depending on which version you get.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the joke.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Did, uh, American pun, dumb a claim.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I mean, that's minced meat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and green grass and high tides by the outlaws.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's about eleven minutes, hey, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You get you some Billy the Mountain and you buckle up.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Half hour song.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's so good.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's so good.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's just so slow.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Not everything has to be fast.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Some parts are fast and personal.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like life.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Like when he's, you know, me.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What, when you fall in there, I don't want to ruin it for anyone.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's great.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's great.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It tells you the story.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Billy the Mountain, maybe we'll be in our campfire book.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he might play.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He might show up.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He'd just be in the background.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's the slider on the bolter's natural predator.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and it's a little wooden tree-wife-ethel that lives on his shoulder.
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[SPEAKER_06]: She's the most thing.
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[SPEAKER_06]: She's a mean woman.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That reminds me though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I listened to your, you know, your Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm new to the Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm ashamed to say that, but that I haven't always been listening, but
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[SPEAKER_02]: your your cryptid battles.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The real question is, could you beat Joe Rogan?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, what a fight.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, for our tie breakers.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Could I beat Joe Rogan?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Either of you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He'd wear me like that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Both of us tried to fight him at once.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We'd still get our butts.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think he'd beat me with Jay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, probably.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Have you seen him?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Can't get a bag?
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, I. That's like, explode my bones.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can imagine that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know he's ripped.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My hemorrhoids would rupture.
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[SPEAKER_04]: My wood.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's a dies in order.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's bleeding.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, is that a cryptid?
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's jumping Joe Rogan.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I thought I just pictured like him jumping out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it wouldn't.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Did you get Sue?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what he does?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Probably, uh, Crab McGaw and he's referring out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Collie Ma.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Now Steven's a goal.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't he dead?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Not yet.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, because you're about to jump him.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Have a lot of female pie guys or friends.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm talking like where they did like the YouTube, the YouTube boxing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like it's all these big YouTubers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it'd be all these big paranormal podcasts.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But half of them would be women.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's true in this field.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So even if you won, you're not a winner.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, at least we know we'd win at least half of the fights.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Then half of another big percentage.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Or just considerably older or younger than us.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So then you just feel like a jerk after.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So maybe we would have an advantage after all.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, just hit that right window where we're just young enough and just, I don't know, still active enough.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not like it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's yeah, I just kind of roll you at him.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'll get my bowling skills going and you will do that like on a hook, you know, when he's like bang a ring, Rufio, you roll into a ball and I roll you at him.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Just take them all out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The idea is you're talking about.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You've never seen a hook.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know Dr. Cook.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's a good.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's now.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You're going back.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't that Dr. Hook and the like the miss the the very dangerous.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think you have got it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he got it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's an artist.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Dr. Hook sings.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, then he's sing like, uh, oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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[SPEAKER_06]: cover of the role in stones yeah get my big shot go on a by five copies for my mother on a see my smiling face on the cover of the role in stones on that now that's wrap it up now right jab one more time to everybody where they can find your stuff uh all the links will be down below
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[SPEAKER_02]: wherever you get your podcast, leave five star review on Apple and I'll read it on the show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's about it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: If I can encourage any of our listeners out there, please give the backwards boogey man a shadow.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'll just a look.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Just a listen.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Give it a listen.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Give it a listen.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You think and leave a nice five star review for him, the reading that Southern Draw, Jeb, only style voice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Jet style, that's it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, on this show we have a tradition.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so we're kind of three.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're all girls coming by and then the outro will play.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Are you ready?
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[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'm ready.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Three, two, one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Bye!
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