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It's Talk Funny, a podcast by Mark Bailey and other
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comics from all over. We ended up in Japan because
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we were recommended to try eating the delicacies of Offo,
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but it tastes and smells off of the Talk Funny
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podcast from Nagoia Radio Dot comed Nagoia Comedy.
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Here's Mark Dailey, Mark Bailey, Might.
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Miller Talk Funny. Okay, So were talking about Brooklyn before. Yeah,
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if you go there and people don't understand the movies.
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Like my kids, I've made them see Goodfellas and Godfather
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and all these New York mob movies over and over,
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and they go there and they're like, Brooklyn is nothing
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like that.
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That New York doesn't like exist anymore.
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And I'll get into a taxi and it'll be like
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an older guy older than me, and I go, so,
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what are you going through it? I'm like, oh, you're
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actually from Brooklyn. Yeah you too, I go, Yeah, let's
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talk about when the Dodgers left. That's what they always
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I don't like the Dodgers anymore, not since they left Brooklyn.
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Oh's it eighteen twenties. There's a long time ago. That's
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what they used to talk about. Really, it's like.
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The fifties, even was it the fifties.
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Were in the fifties and.
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They were called I read up about them. They were
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called the dodgers because there were so many streetcar lines
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running through Brooklyn that people had to dodge them crossing
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the street.
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Nineteen fifty seven, they left, right.
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Nineteen fifty seven. That's quite a while, and you were
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still talking about that in the eighties.
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And the eighties. You still had guys. I guess they'd
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have to be fifties sixties then, and they were forties
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through sixties, and that it.
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Was the top drivers, and that's what they were topic
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of conversation.
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And now you'll get the Brooklyn old real Brooklyn drivers
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and they'll say stuff like, hey, were you here when
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the real trade center was here? Remember what the real one?
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Well they still have one, yeah, but not the real one.
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You know, the real one, the real one, the one
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they knocked down. You know who they is. I think
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I'll get out here. Because they were on the banks.
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You know, they were in the banks in Hollywood, in Hollywood,
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you know the you know, it's.
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Not working out for your career.
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Mark, by the way, the Murmon guys, because they run
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the banks and they run the music business and then
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they run insurance, and so the guy made millions.
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You know what.
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Just let me out here, by the way, what's your
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original name? By the way, where are you from? What land?
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You speak? Not Hebrew, not Yiddish? Let me out here?
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Oh good, I'm good. What do you think about Temple?
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I don't know why I wrote his name down.
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I don't really know what to think about Temple. Is
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he really an idiot that much of an idiot? Or
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is he just like just another grifter. I think he's
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more of a grifter because he likes to sit on
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the fence on everything. You notice how he's always sitting
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on the fence to see which way the wind blows
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before he chooses what side he is on an issue.
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I scrolled down his name. I wrote down his name
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because it's him and Dave Smith. And don't get me
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started on cannaew And she's lost her mind.
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She's nuts, She's just she.
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Just no longer believes what she says.
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There's no way, but I don't think so. I don't
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think so.
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He's just getting clicks. And sadly, Megan Kelly is turned
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that way too. Yeah, Mark Levin's micro penis. Oh, and
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you and I in the micro penist community, we really
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resent that beak for yourself.
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Mark. At least it's getting noticed, you know, not that
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people are talking about it.
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Really, community, we used to say, don't talk about it,
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or you can talk about it, but don't point.
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We're growers, not showers. Don't put pressure on us.
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When I'm with a girl, she can laugh, but she
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can't laugh in point. Actually, Dave Smith and Temple, they'll
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say like, I actually don't know how exactly how the
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Iram war should run, but not this way, and I
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don't really know much about war, and get them shut up. Yeah,
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do you remember what you didn't learn at West Point? Yeah.
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But it's like every comedian now has to be like
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some social commentator. Uh, it seems to be.
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And Dave Smith he's like, I'm just a comedian.
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But he's always been that way. He's like, I'm the
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libertarian comedian. Guy. That's sick as branding, right.
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It's kind of oxymoron, you know. It's a libertarians. Steve
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and I were talking about it.
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And I said, Alsiphill Maer, you called himself a libertarian.
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I said, don't worry about libertarians. They can't even agree
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on coffee. Yeah, they're never going to elect a candidate.
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They're never electing anyone.
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I mean, they elect them in and it goes nowhere. Yeah,
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Dave Smith and Temple, they want to write both sides,
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and they're like, I agree with the Iron War, I
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just don't like the way it's done. So I agree
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with the Vietnam War, Mike, I just didn't like the
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burning of the babies and the na.
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Like the execution and then I mean the execution.
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Of the war and the fragging of officers. Well, what
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you're describing is the Vietnam War. They know, but on
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principle I agreed.
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Yeah, I don't. I don't know. But I think they've
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looked at Ben Shapiro and they've seen the future, the
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writing on the wall, because he's lost a lot of fans,
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apparently a lot of subscribers for his support for the war,
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so a lot of people have turned against him, so
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they're trying to They're looking at that and going, maybe
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we should like sailing right, maybe we
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from that and go in another direction.
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Witz when they figured out he was one of the
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architects of the Iraq secondary Yeah, yeah, and they figured
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out what a douchebag he was, and people start distancing
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themselves from him. Mark Levin, I actually listened to him
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because I want to take the bar. And he's actually
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a genius un constitutional law. But he's never seen a
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war he doesn't like.
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I mean, he's there's a lot of people like that.
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He's one of the guys who still thinks Iraq Ian
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and Iraq to Oh really, he thinks Libya was fine.
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You see. Even Tucker Carlson turned around with that, like
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he's he's that practical. He's a practical guy, right.
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Even even deadheader Libya War, Syrian War, Wow, War, Ukraine War.
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Wow.
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It's funny because the conservatives kind of split on Ukraine
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and Iran war. Democrats are more they like the Ukraine
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War better. They don't like the Irm War. The opposite
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for conservatives, a lot of them are more distressful about
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the Ukraine War. It's like where did that money go?
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Yeah? Right, well, with any of these wars, where does
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the money go? There's a there's a ton of it
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that disappears into black hole. Right.
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And then so Mark Levin is that they call me
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a warhawk. I'm not a warhawk. I'm not for every war,
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and and I'm like, I've been looking to you for
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twenty five years and I've never heard give me one one.
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The Prussian War, War on Christmas, Prussian War, I'm not
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in a favor of that, The Peloponnesian War, the war,
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the Boor War, I had no. I was neutral on that.
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The war. See the Ukrainian War. The president is Jewish.
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What are you anti spinning? No, I'm anti graft.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys corrupt. Yeah, it's a messed up
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situation over there. It really is not good. But then again,
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it's like it's kind of like you're looking at both
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sides and you're like, well, the Russians are horrible too.
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You're like, eh, you know, you kind of want to
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respect the Ukrainians having the right to have their own country.
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But at the same time, you're like, you know, like
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there's a lot of Nazis. There are I mean, the
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idea that the whole government is Nazis, that's like Russian
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propaganda's ridiculous. But yeah, there are a number of Nazis,
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like in the Ukrainian military and stuff like that Azov Battalion, right, Yeah,
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the Nazis have always been a thing in Ukraine as
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during the war, the so called independence fighters for Ukraine
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were mostly they allied with the Nazis, right, And that
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was that guy who came to the Canadian Parliament and
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the game was standing ovation. It was so embarrassing and ridiculous.
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John Stewart also he gave a ward to an older
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Nazi hero. Oh he did ceremony.
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Yeah, that's embarrassing. But the thing is not all of
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them were like hardcore doctrinaire Nazis who believed the whole program,
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but they were willing to ally with the Nazis for
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their own aims. So that's that's kind of questionable. I
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Ukraine War. It's like, I don't think Russia should be
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able to, you know, go in and invade them, but
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I mean they've got a long history together. The Russian
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people claim they came from Ukraine. Yeah, if Russia invaded Texas, yeah,
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I got a probable with that.
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And wasn't a Khrushchev gave Crimea to Ukraine? Yes, and
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it wasn't really a country person. Well, I guess it
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was before the Soviet era. It was a country.
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It was a separate country.
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they're like, you know, they've they've got an opinion. And
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then Dave Smith will pull the John Stewart excuse when
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you call him on something on politics. They'll say, but
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And people are like Mike and Mark, why don't you guys,
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your podcasters, you could solve the Ukraine war. Yeah, but
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Mike and I have class on Tuesdays. That one.
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I mean, that would be the theme song for Temple's show.
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I love to save the world, but I don't know
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what to do, so I leave it up to you.
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You see, you see, we we might be able to
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come up with a solution, but we're teachers. No one
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listens to us. No who listens to teachers. I want
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to listen to Tim Poole, who has, like, what's this
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a documentary producer? Kind is not a very bright guy
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to begin with, but he's bright enough to know who
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like butters his bread. He knows who butters his bread.
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I don't get it personally, so I'll quickly do a
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speaking of podcasting. So Barry Manilo listens, We don't want
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to God freed him. I hope you have good health.
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Yes, it just because we.
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Said your name.
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No, we haven't had any guests on our podcast apart
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from us so and we're still here.
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Talk about people that listen. They're going, oh yeah, then
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they're gone. But yeah, my mom loved him. His real
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name is Alan Pinkus. He's a friend of my mom.
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But I've talked to him several times, and I interviewed
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him in New York and it's pretty interesting. These are
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the late eighties. He finally came out as gay. Right, Yeah,
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maybe he wasn't coming out. He just told a funny story,
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he said.
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I think he was an open secret.
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Right. I said, why did you change your name? And
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he goes, man al because I'm manly, that's okay, And
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your first hit was Mandy, right, and he goes, well,
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my original name was Pinkus and that sounds like a
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sissy name. So he said, actually in high school I
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was getting Bay Pinky you know, so, but he was saying,
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you know, I was I don't.
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Want to neighbors see Jim Nighbors go. He didn't come
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out until he was very like, quite quite a bit older.
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And then George T. K as Well.
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We're still waiting on Lindsey Graham.
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Yeah, he's gonna come out of the crypt. I mean,
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she's a guy's like, how old is he? Now?
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We saw he was at Disneyland. He had that Princess saloon.
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All right, so by my mom, she loves Barry Menilow
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and he lived in my neighborhood. All right, teaser. But
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first Greens for Dogs, we got to talk about that.
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They were a sponsor. No, I'm kidding, Okay, Mark Bailey,
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Mike Miller, stamps dot Com. I'll talk funny