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Uh uh.
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Uh, what's up everybody. We're back with part two pod
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like the joke out, joke out too. Yeah, We're still
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they should do like an indie.
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They need to do like an indie, singing incursive mansion. Men,
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we are the maniine the.
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Wow you know what you know? You know who showed
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up for this bowling hold on? This was crazy.
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I'm watching the thing and I'm like, Okay, there's there's
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only supposed to be x amount of guys. Now there's
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a different guy and he's really being loud and he's
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really looking for food.
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He's looking for like booze.
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Jack, I couldn't be more excited, bachelarrette. I mean, when
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it comes down to it.
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To have a bar and I might find love. Jack.
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Listen, Jack, you know the thing that's sad about that
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is he got lost along the way. He forgot that
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he'd been eliminated. He's probably been just in a blackout
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insanity for like the entire two weeks that he's been gone.
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The theory is you're supposed to get on a plane
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back to Chicago. He's like, like bowling, he shows up
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at the bowling alley.
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Eh, but there's a bar there's a bar and you
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might find love?
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Wrong with that? He really really loved his time on
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the show.
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You know, He's just wonderful and every day.
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I couldn't be more excited to be on a golden bachelarrette.
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I mean, when it comes down to it, to have
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a bar, I might find love.
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That's right.
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What's wrong? Jack?
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Jack? You're a amazing She made a mistake, She really
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made a mistake. I think a lot of people feel
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that way. And the other thing is was he there
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when the Mansion Men's song got done? Because he would
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have been front and center for that? Oh he had
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he left?
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Because I think he was there, and because I think
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you made the point of like, you know that maybe
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something he could sing.
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He had a good voice. Yeah, I think that he
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didn't take part in it. But then he sang at
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the end they sing that, remember, because he.
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Came back guy went out there and sang with him
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at the end, which is weird. I don't remember, but
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I do. I think he was cooler than we gave
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him credit for. And I'm glad that he went bowling
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for them with them. But but after that, so Jonathan
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pulls Joan aside. Remember Jonathan's still there and he kind
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of does this really weird things. He's really trying to
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make a case for himself to get a hometown, right,
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you know. Now they're kind of scrambling. So he's got
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like this weird envelope of stuff, including some weird driver's
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licenses license lesns. Yeah, you're like, where did you get
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That's a strange memory box to bring, Like, here's my
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mom's driver's license.
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I did not kill her. Okay, it is really really
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really weird. And it's like, well, was that your mom?
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Or was that just are you a serial killer and
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you have trophies?
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Yeah, it's exactly. It seemed to me like there's weird eyelashes.
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These were these were my cousin's eyelashes. Just thought you
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should see him if you do come to the house,
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I'd like you've seen these first. And it's I mean,
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it's sweet. I think he's so sweet, Like I really
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like him. I know that there's not really a connection here,
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but I think he's I think he's a genuinely sensitive,
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sweet guy.
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But I noticed she never asks him any real questions.
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No, she does not dig out at all. Well, he's
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also another one that had a wife that left him
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under and he was blindsided. Don't forget that he's one
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of our blindsided guys. Like I don't know. My wife
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just woke up one day and just like fucked me over.
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Was like I had no idea. I thought our marriage
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was a man and then she just like was like
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it's not amazing and she left me. I don't know
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that how much self reflecting he's done, well, he's got
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a bunch of weird things from the family and he
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doesn't The way he springs it on her is so weird,
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like they're having there. I guess it's like, Okay, now
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it's time for Joan to sit on a couch in
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a bowling alley or go outside and sit on a
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chair and like share feelings. Like it's like it's just
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a weird you know what. It's such a show and tell.
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It reminds me of when I was like in maybe
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junior high and I used to sit with my guy.
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I was close to my grandmother and I would make
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her look at things like this is the boy Marty
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that I have a crush on. I'd show her Marty
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and then I'd show her like all Duran durand different
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pictures of Simon Labaughn and which one do you think
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is the cutest? And she like finally just stopped answering.
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She's like, I have no comment, Like I'm not doing
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this with you anymore, Like we get it, but that's
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what it feels like when you're just sitting like like
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it was like he was sitting with his grandmother trying
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to get approval from like it's this photo of this
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crush I have, or look this was my mom.
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Like it's crazy, it is, and it is strange. It's
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strange in general. It would be strange on the Regular Bachelor,
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but it's even a little bit stranger on The Golden
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to just be like, here's a picture here's my mom
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that the her driver's license. WHOA, I'm not saying you
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shouldn't have it, but you don't have a single photo
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of her. It's like, yeah, that's just like here's a
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collection of some of her things that they found at
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her house in a drawer that they gave to me.
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I just and I don't know, I didn't really look
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through it. I just kind of grabbed everything that was
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in the drawer and brought it to you. It just
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seems so strangely intimate and sad. I mean, I assume
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his mom's not alive, right, I'm assuming that. I'm assuming, yeah,
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but I don't know if she is.
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That's even weirder because her mom's like, his mom's like,
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where the fuck is my driver's license? I got pulled
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over from running a stop and now I am in
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extra trouble Jaathan or or She's like, I.
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Have her driver's license. I'm going to tell you why
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she really shouldn't be driving. And yeah, that's just the
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kind of thing.
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And if I have to go on a show like
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The Golden Bachelorette to make her understand that we she
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just can't drive anymore, I'll do it. And she's like
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Joan's like, are you even into me at all? No,
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She's like, I'm so sorry I had to save her.
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He's like, this is your taste of how I will
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take care of you when you're older. In like a
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couple of years, when I don't think it's appropriate for
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you to drive anymore, I will take away your driver's
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license and I will show it to different friends. He's like,
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it's past like fifty, right, You're you're you're not fifty yet, right, Joan,
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She's like, what, Yeah, I'm sixty two, she's sixty she's
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seventy two.
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She was, but I mean she never asks him questions.
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She just everything in surface. There's never a follow up.
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Maybe she's just exhausted. Maybe she's asked all the questions
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she has to ask. If you're not somebody like, what
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are you supposed to do?
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I guess, I guess, but you're You're right in the
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fact that she's like, I just want these guys to
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just like reveal stuff to me. I don't want to
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have to actually, yeah, ask them questions, conversations or anything.
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So the guys get on this thing where they're all
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trying to do the hard sell Pascal Jordan. They're all
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dude guy guys like I really want you to come home.
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I want you to meet my kids and my restraining
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order
parole officer.
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Sorry guy, JK, we know you're fine, and.
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Chuck steals her again.
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Oh, guys get real annoyed at this point, like he's
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he's kind of future faking. I feel did you feel
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that he was doing that?
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Yes?
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Oh my god, oh yeah. But even before that, when
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when he's sitting with like what Jones' only response to
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people is like when she was still back with Jonathan,
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She's like, you're an incredible human being. I was like,
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based on what right she does that to all of them?
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She did it to Keith. Excuse me, I'm the on
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the group date. I mean, I'm sorry on his one
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o one when he was talking and it was so
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apropos of nothing.
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She just goes, you're just such a good dad. It's like, what, you.
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Don't know, randomly say that. Even he feels I think
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he felt weird about that. He was like, oh, thank you.
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I think he was like kind of not really, it's
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sort of but okay, okay. Yeah. And then guy, so
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Guy is future future Uh what's it called future faking?
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Future faking too? He's like telling us. He's like, yeah,
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I want to bring Joe home to Reno, Nevada, and
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I want her to see He says something about wanting
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her to see the look in his eye and know
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it's with sincerity, sincerity and heart. There's nothing less sincere
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than telling somebody I'm really sincere. This is coming from
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my heart. I'm just so sarcastic. You won't get it.
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I get it.
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You're not so passing gals like Emily and my kids.
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I would like my kids to ew. Then yeah, everyone
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tells Joan and they want her to meet their kids
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of course. And that there Doc guy. He babbles something
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about something about variables. Did you get this? He's like,
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there's a lot of variables, but the only variable is you.
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And then he's you know, like restraining orders by variables.
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I can't really tell you what they are because we've
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sealed that, but you know, you're cool, work cool, right,
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let me ask you this. There's something about guy. He's
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so stiff. He's like he's like a he's like he's
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in a Chuck E Cheese band. He's like the way
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he moves his arms like up and down, like he's
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like he's an animatron or whatever they call those things. So, yeah,
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he goes in to kiss her and he's like so stiff,
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and I was I was thinking, dude, you're an er, doc,
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Like is that how you treat you? And he's not
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that old, I think, yeah, sixty six.
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He's he's got a nerd there's a nerd thing about him.
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He's from Dallas, by the way, I think originally, and
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so he's got this kind of very buttoned up, khaki.
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Wearing Gulf guy like, I know, I know this guy.
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Do you like that guy? I don't. I'm not necessarily
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attracted to that guy. I would, I would probably There
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was nobody except for Dan, and I think if I
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really gave it more thought, Dan wasn't going to really
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bust through either for me.
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Like a little more edge. He's definitely not edgy. He's
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got you know, he's yeah, and he sweats a lot
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like guys.
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He's a nerd. He's totally a nerd.
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But that doesn't make him a bad guy, and it
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also doesn't make him a bad choice for her. But yeah,
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he's starting to get peeved with Chalk, especially in this
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you know, as we talked about, and I think guy
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might have a little bit of a temper. Nothing crazy,
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We know that that was all dealt with with his ex.
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But I think he's got you can see it in
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his eyes that like he's got a nice, nice guy
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routine until he doesn't Yeah, and then you don't want
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to cross him.
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There's something a little bit off or weed he does.
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He has slightly lifetime movie vibes and he's another one.
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Let's let's please, let's never forget that guy was another
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one who was like, yeah, I don't know. We were
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married for all these years and then suddenly my wife
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was just like not that into me anymore. We just
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never had he said, we never had like really deep conversations.
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I guess it happens. But these are also the same
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kind of guys that end up having two families. Really,
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it's fine. I don't mind. My wife and I we
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get along fine. We're more like friends. And you know
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I have another person that I'm having sex with in Florida.
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Well that's Pascal. He's got nine. There's a mistress in
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every port. Oh yeah, you know, I missus Bob. Bob's
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the one that had all the lesbians. Yeah, Thanksgiving, we
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slept on him. I feel so bad about that.
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He wasn't as hot, but he was just like adorable
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and cool as shit, and I loved him.
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She doesn't like that though, No, she has a tight
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They all look the same. There was a scene earlier
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where Pascal and Jordan.
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Were next to each other and I was like, they
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literally look really look alike. I mean it's not when
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they speak. But okay, so let's get to our one.
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Oh one. Wait, wait, so but all the guys they're
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all discussing. Now it's like the first time guy. Pascal
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and Jordan are like, Chock is being so weird, right,
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and then guy is kind of patting himself on the back.
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He's like, you, guys, I got in his face, like,
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did you guys miss it? I was, I was like,
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I was like, guys, I said, Chuck, give the guys
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a chance. It's like, yeah, Chuck, we saw you do that.
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And then he's he wants the other guys to be like, yeah,
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you told him so, so now you do that. Okay,
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we saw you do that, dude. Yeah, he's like, I
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saved you. And then also, don't forget Joan and Chalk
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sit together and Chalk, I'm sorry for He's so intense,
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and so Joan just eats it up. She's like, yeah,
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you know, coming home to an empty house, it's just
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it's really sad, Like I want to be in a couple.
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She constantly says she wants to be in a couple,
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not particularly with any of these guys, just she wants
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to be a couple of Chalk goes, Chalk goes, yeah,
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we deserve that. We deserve that, And Joan's like, yeah,
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I mean my family wants me to be happy, and
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Chuck goes, yeah, we're gonna be so happy together. Oh,
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this is where he's future faking. Yeah. He's like, yeah,
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I totally see you. I'm gonna bring you home, You're
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gonna meet my kids, and she goes, yeah, I see
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a future with you. Yeah. So then Jon's like, I
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love all of you guys, Love you guys. Bye yaie.
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She says that.
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So She's like, Okay, this is great, love you guys.
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I gotta go drink twenty five more. I can't go
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to sleep without coffee. Bye bye bye. Gotta crunch some numbers.
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You can have a job, Joan, Where are you crunching numbers?
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Are you doing? Exhausting?
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So now Mark, okay, so now we're going to calm
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things down because her energy is very high and Mark's
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is very low. And again, sometimes that's good, good balance.
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Sometimes it's not good.
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Yeah, what did you think? Because the low energy thing
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started very early on? You know, I was like, this
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guy would not be a good podcast partner.
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No, No, he's.
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So, he's very quiet, he's I I want to know
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if you thought, like what you thought about his looks
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because I thought he looked really cute in the scene
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he put on that nice white T shirt and then
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the pale linen blue shirt.
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He's cute.
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He's a good looking guy. I would not you know,
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I wouldn't say no to him. I love his eyes
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is like kind of turned up almond shaped eyes, crinkly
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little eyes. Like he's he's very good looking and he's
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very gentle. I love that he's a military guy. I
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love like he's you know, he's
somebody I would feel
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safe with. Like I totally get why people like Mark.
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I just don't think that he's I think he's do
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good for the show, and I don't think he's right
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for Joan on any level. And he's known that from
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the beginning. He knows that too. He's not into her,
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but don't think so.
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Do you think that he would? Would you be happy
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on a scale of one to ten, would you be
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happy if he was the Golden Bachelor?
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I thought I was saying, would I be happy if
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he was the Mansion Man, which is what I think
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they should change the name to. Y Yeah, I'd be
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happy if he was the Golden Bachelor because I think
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they'll get you know, the women will bring it and
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he'll be kind of a sexy guy to watch go
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on dates.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely, I think he'd be perfect. And I think that's
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what's going to happen if if the show comes back.
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What don't you think this is a hit or is
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it not getting the numbers?
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The numbers went down this season, but I do believe
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some of that was you know, programming, timing and Joan.
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But whatever, Okay, we love.
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It and we're yeah, it definitely doesn't quite have the
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same thing that it did before. I really do think
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I agree with you. I really think it's Joan.
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Yeah, I think it is too. I think a lot
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of people think. But yes, to answer your question, Mark
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would be a great golden Bachelor, and I think that's
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what he's vying for. And I think maybe Joan even
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knows it, and that's why what happens happens.
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But I feel they already talked to him for sure.
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So this is like, so this is really hard to
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watch too, because all the guys are so supportive. Like
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Jordan tells the camera, He's like, yeah, you know, Mark
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is ready for a date with her, and they both
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like lost their spouse, Like you know, she's a widow
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and he's a widower, and they have that commonality and
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they're just so they're both such good people and this
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is gonna go great. And I was like, so maybe
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it's not. Well, they're they've connected through a trauma bond again.
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I'm like, if they if these two talk about their
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dead spouses again, I mean, honestly, we're all at a threshold.
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We can't handle it. It's too much, we absolutely know. Like,
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and then he's doing it too though he talks about
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Denise just as much she talks about John.
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Yeah, but there. But it's really set up in this
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scene because all of the guys are like, oh, Mark, yeah, Earth,
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this is the best guy. It's like he's still alive.
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I think he is the best guy, and I think
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they really like him. I think that can be true.
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Like Keith, by the way, is checked out. At this point,
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Joan shows up. They all said, Choks gets right in there,
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just right, like she's got on a date with somebody else.
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Chock pulls his chock, chocks, he chalks, she chalks the
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fuck out, and.
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Then she starts talking about.
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Journal like the journey over and over again.
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I just wrote journey, journey, blah, blah, like we don't
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now it's time for Mark.
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Let's focus on him. Yeah, but not you but with
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you know, no, I know, I know. But and what
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Joan says about him too, she's like, you know, she goes,
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Mark is cute, and he's he's a family guy, and
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he's you know, probably got a really big penis. You know,
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he anyway, he checks all the boxes. She goes, it
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would be so easy to give him a rose. And
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I want to meet Kelsey. Like Kelsey and are like
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kind of best friends. And I love his family. And
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I haven't been to New Orleans, but he's really quiet
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and we've mostly been kind of formal. So I'm gonna
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have to see today he's setting that ship up. She
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already knows ye to dot and raw, CAMMI
strap almost
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John so much because to do that, we're gonna get
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on fast car. So Joan does get a fast car,
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and she drives very quickly, which is making me nervous
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like it did with Gary. And she does that thing
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too where when when she pulls up and she tells
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him where we've got a date. We've got a red
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Corvette and I'm driving.
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She's like, I drive, I drive, and he's like, Okay,
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he's in a he's like in a dream state, not
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in a good way. He's sort of xannext out. I
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don't know what's going on, but he's not really talking.
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What is is he? Okay, yeah, I was gonna ask you, like,
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is he is he just an introverted, quiet guy but
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America loved him so they put him on the show.
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Or is he nervous because of the cameras. I think
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both things, but I think he always can't kind of
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came across as very gentle, you know, even when in
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Kelsey season, he's a very just gentle intelligent. He's probably
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the guy who likes to read standing up. I know
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a couple of people like that that are very calm
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and they'll literally read in line for a movie. They're
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reading a book. I can't put it down. I have
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like three friends that do that. They're very introverted, they
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need no one, And I think Mark is that guy.
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So it takes him and he's not into I can't
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stress enough. Like he's just not attracted to her, so
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there's not much he has to do here. He's you know,
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and like he's not good at small talk and she
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is but she's over it. So when they get they
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get on a yacht and continue They're excited to be
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on this yacht, but they continue talking about like dead spouses.
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Well, it's so awkward at first. First they have they
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each have a glass of you know, champagne, and they
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make this is the first thing they do is just
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make small talk about the weather. Yes, like literally pulled out.
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And then they're just sitting there awkwardly and there's no conversation.
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And then Joan tells us like, yeah, I mean we're
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having a good time, are you. She goes, but we
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just we haven't really gotten into like the easy flow yet.
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Well, and she's like, I'm so coold. I guess I
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have to drink more champagne instead of him just wrapping
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his arms around her or a shirt or something. God forbid, Right,
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it doesn't even do that. She's kind of hinting that, like, well,
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I guess I'll just get drunk to get warmer, buddy.
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Like it's not her fault in this dale like Mark's
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giving her nothing.
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No he's not, and he thinks he is. And he's
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just like, yeah, I'm just like really having a good time.
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I've had this happen you. I'm sure you've had this
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happen where you go on a date it's incredibly awkward,
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like you barely talk, it's terrible, and then you get
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flowers the next day and the guy's like, I just
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had the most amazing time nothing, and you're like, what
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date were you on? I'm going to stop you right there.
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I have never gone on a date where like there
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was quiet because I'm there, you know what I mean, Like,
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even if it's awkward, I will fill the silence. I
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did get flowers once from a guy I didn't like
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and didn't think there was a future, and they were
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a type of flower that I'm very allergic to, so
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they made me really sick. But I didn't tell him
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that because I thought that'd be rude. Do you think
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he did it on purpose? Somehow he knew?
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Yeah, probably. Do you think he could be a mansion man?
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We the man? Okay?
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So then they get these little games, okay, right, idea,
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we have these little games on the yacht.
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Never have I ever, which was kind of like it
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was cute.
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And then they'd have things that are like we're so alike,
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you're so alike, Why in what way are you so alike.
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Like their questions were so
stupid, like oh they like
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cheese plates were so we're so the same. We had
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two we have two dead spouses, and we love cheese. Right, well,
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I guess we should get married then, and.
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Well, and the worst thing is that one of the
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question was, uh, if you do, would you do prefer
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saying I love you first? Yes, or saying it second?
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And they both and she's like, I mean I would
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only say it second. I wouldn't say it first. And
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he'd go too, yeah, me too. And then she she's like, well,
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that's going to be a problem. That's not a commonality
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you want. Also what guy is like, yeah, I really
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prefer I'm sorry, but that's just like a weird like
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she just told you she likes he should say like
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I I mean even if he says like, hey, it
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feels really good to hear it first, and that makes
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that would make me feel so confident. But of course
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if I'm feeling it, I'm going to tell it to somebody,
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right something. Yeah.
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No, He's like, yeah, I never say it first.
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That's weird.
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She's like, oh no, we'll have a problem the convert.
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Then they start talking again about the diagnosis of their
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like late spouses. Well, first, Joan is just trying to
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get any conversations, so she she's she she's so hr.
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She goes, yes, so, how do you see the next
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five years going? And he says, I was like, come on, Mark,
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he goes, well, because of this amazing adventure, I've been
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on talking about the guys in the mansion. He's not
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talking about her. He's had no time with her. So
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he goes, I now have my self confidence back due
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to the mansion.
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Men.
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It doesn't really have anything to do with you, because
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I haven't really so I really see myself flourishing. And
478
00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.079
I knew right then that she was like dude. She goes, yeah,
479
00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:34.519
it's been there. Both like dude.
480
00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:36.759
Because then he does a thing where then he tells
481
00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.319
her the story about the hummingbird.
482
00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.279
Right, I'm like, oh god, no, not again, and he
483
00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:42.799
does the whole old switcheroo again.
484
00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:44.519
It was like Denise came to me as a hummingbird.
485
00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:47.920
Basically, I'm like, yeah, she had some words, but the
486
00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:51.000
words are that I'm supposed to like bang you from behind.
487
00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:55.720
Well, you can't say that. Even worse than that, Before
488
00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:59.480
he even says that which is which is very true. Yes,
489
00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:04.240
she she doesn't. She's like, yeah, well we both experienced loss,
490
00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:07.559
so we really get each other. And he says, yeah,
491
00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:10.240
but I've been hanging out with all these supportive men,
492
00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:12.359
so it's it's been like group therapy for me. I've
493
00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:14.880
really healed. And she goes, well, that's great for you,
494
00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:16.640
but I have no one to talk to, so it's
495
00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.359
just me and my crazy thoughts and my crazy brain
496
00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:21.599
fucking hawks, and then she doesn't know what to do,
497
00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:23.960
so she's like, how long did you know that Denise
498
00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:27.200
wasn't going to make it what you got? You opened
499
00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:30.319
the door for this Joan. She totally did, and then
500
00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:31.279
it was so sad.
501
00:24:31.319 --> 00:24:33.880
He talks about her cancer diagnosis, how she had had
502
00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:36.599
beautiful hair and wigs, like he gets very I think.
503
00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:40.039
That was lovely. Was her hair was down to her calves? Right?
504
00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:42.400
And then she didn't sure this so she said this
505
00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:44.720
first of all, her hair was not down to her calves.
506
00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:47.480
That's that's crazy that I think he just doesn't understand.
507
00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:50.519
Yeah, you know, that's also like what was she Rapunzel?
508
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.400
Like that's a nerd that it's not a compliment, Like
509
00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:54.799
that's weird, Like cut your hair.
510
00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:57.279
Then she he says that, but then she's just like,
511
00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.559
was it Like she doesn't care, She's not listening, she
512
00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:03.359
doesn't care, she never listens. She's trying to figure out
513
00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:05.519
a way to make that about her and like her hair.
514
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:09.519
So I think, actually, though his conversation about like describing
515
00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:11.759
what she went through with chemo was nice and could
516
00:25:11.799 -->
00:25:14.200
help people who have gone through that or are going
517
00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:17.200
through that. So I just think it's weird that their
518
00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:21.240
entire relationship is based on like their other like losing
519
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:21.960
their spouses.
520
00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:24.759
How much more can we do here? Right?
521
00:25:24.839 --> 00:25:26.960
Jen doesn't care, and then it's like, now we're just
522
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.839
gonna get so her vis He's just going to devour
523
00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:32.039
his hummingbird, right right?
524
00:25:32.279 --> 00:25:34.680
Yes, so he does. He tells the whole story about
525
00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:39.440
He retells the story. This season of The Bachelor of
526
00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:43.279
the Golden Bachelorette has had a lot of like this
527
00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:46.480
scene happened, we watched this scene happen. Then he recounts
528
00:25:46.519 --> 00:25:50.279
it to Pascal or whoever he's talking to, and then
529
00:25:50.319 --> 00:25:52.400
he has to recount the whole thing to Joanes. So
530
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:55.160
he's like, yeah, like I was walking today and I
531
00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:58.000
saw a hummingbird and it really showed me that this
532
00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:01.200
is where I'm supposed to be. And again, yeah and
533
00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:03.599
switch the hawk shows up every once in a while,
534
00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.799
probably here now I don't know.
535
00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:07.519
Well, then they bond again on that I just wrote,
536
00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:11.759
why are they sexualizing birds? Why does this keep happening?
537
00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:14.200
And why are we doing it again? In a different scene,
538
00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:17.279
so he wants like he kind of wants to kiss her,
539
00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:19.000
but I wrote, but does she want it?
540
00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:21.559
I don't. She's I feel like she's not into it.
541
00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:26.039
He's so disconnected. He even he's like, he goes, yeah,
542
00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:28.000
he looks her in the eye and he goes, this
543
00:26:28.119 --> 00:26:31.079
has been the best day I've had since coming to California.
544
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:38.920
It's just a weird, weird pressury. And then Joan goes, yeah,
545
00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:41.200
like I had so much fun with Mark and we
546
00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:47.160
really bonded over losing our spouses. But m hmmm, but
547
00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:47.960
but but.
548
00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:51.799
I don't know because I don't And Okay, so then
549
00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:54.119
Jen just bluntly just tells him because we think there's
550
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:55.599
gonna be this big kiss and she's just.
551
00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:58.119
Like it was a nice day. She's just so like
552
00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:02.200
that was a nice day. Yeah, all right, kids, listen, everybody,
553
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:06.079
everybody get chrisscross apple sauce.
554
00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:07.519
Oh, that's what I saying.
555
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:09.559
She she seems like a kindergarten teacher that you know,
556
00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:12.400
like when they're reading and then they have illustrations and
557
00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:14.079
then they hold the book out and then.
558
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:17.039
Slowly show both sides of the room.
559
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:21.119
That is so joan, yes, yes, and she has everyone
560
00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:23.160
and do you guys see this in the back that's
561
00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:27.799
the hawk. That's the hawk. And then real loudly turns
562
00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:28.799
to the next page.
563
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:33.400
That you know what I mean, just like just so annoyed,
564
00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:35.960
licks her finger and turns to the page, and this
565
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:42.279
is Denise the butterfly slash hummingbird. I was a reader.
566
00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:45.480
I was I could read in kindergarten. Not a brag,
567
00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:47.920
but I was an early I was a bit of
568
00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:50.319
an early reader and also a bit of an advanced reader.
569
00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:55.440
And nothing made me more stabby than being in kindergarten
570
00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:58.559
er first grade, and like the teacher taking so long
571
00:27:58.759 --> 00:27:59.720
to get through the page.
572
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:03.799
It's like, okay, oh my god, me too. My friend
573
00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:05.920
Julie and I would try not to laugh. They'd have
574
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:08.240
to separate us because yeah, when they would do some
575
00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:10.839
sort of it's like and then Harriet got her red
576
00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:15.799
cap on to go do her detective work, her detective work.
577
00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.119
She'll say it again while she's showing the picture, and
578
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:20.720
that crinkly like the book from the library is like
579
00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:24.880
making that really crinkly plastic sound, which my musiphonia doesn't.
580
00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:29.400
It doesn't started forty. That shit was from the beginning,
581
00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:29.880
and I was like.
582
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:34.039
Oh God, they're crinkling the weird book. Stop. How am
583
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:37.599
I alive? I hated that. I did early on hate
584
00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:41.599
the sound of like kids chewing gum. Of course it would,
585
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:46.160
uh yeah, I would work. Is What was worse. Yeah.
586
00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:49.000
What was worse than the librarian or whoever the teacher,
587
00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:51.400
like reading really slowly and showing you the pictures, was
588
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.279
when they would call students up to do it.
589
00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:54.640
I think we've
talked about this.
590
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:56.680
And they were just not giving it there all, and
591
00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:57.720
I'd be so annoyed.
592
00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:01.079
I'd be like, all of her, learn learn your lines,
593
00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:03.359
like say it like you mean it, and these were
594
00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.279
important things too, and they like And then Columbus went
595
00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.480
to Central America and found rom and gold and sugar,
596
00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:14.400
and I'm like, okay, look, we all have to be here.
597
00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:16.440
Nobody wants to be here, but at least try to
598
00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:19.079
sell it a little, sell it like you wrote it.
599
00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:22.400
Oh my god. It would make me and I would
600
00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:25.359
always feel really mean. And I almost feel mean saying
601
00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:28.640
it right now. But when somebody was chosen to read aloud,
602
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:32.240
and I understand, oh my gosh, if you're mad, not
603
00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:33.759
if they weren't a good reader. I'm not saying if
604
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:35.319
they weren't a good reader, it's that they weren't like
605
00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:39.079
dramatic enough for me, weren't selling it right. But also
606
00:29:39.319 --> 00:29:42.440
I would just make me upset that they would choose
607
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:44.839
people to read that we're never going to get through
608
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:47.160
the reading. So I would be like, oh, no, we're
609
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:49.160
not going to ever, like we're going to be here.
610
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:51.559
That was where it was just my add and I'd
611
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.160
be like, oh, we're going to be here forever. Like
612
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:58.079
just tutor them privately after five I didn't mind.
613
00:29:58.119 --> 00:29:59.839
Now just now I try to make you look really bad.
614
00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:01.759
I actually didn't mind that, because that's how they learn
615
00:30:01.799 --> 00:30:04.480
and they get better. I would just what I would
616
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:06.440
do Stephanie, or what I did back then, because I'm
617
00:30:06.440 --> 00:30:08.640
such an EmPATH. I would just put my arms around
618
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:11.039
them and hold them and kind of whisper certain words
619
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:11.480
in their ear.
620
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:13.480
If they were having in trouble with a word, the
621
00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:23.599
word when they're like mom and I at yes, and
622
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.279
I'd just be like, it's puppet. I would do that,
623
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:27.599
but I would do it in a sweet way where
624
00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:29.759
you hold them and just quick kiss on the cheek
625
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:32.720
like you're like you Juan A little bit.
626
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.799
Was like John,
I didn't mind me if anyone had
627
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:36.559
any kind of disability or like that.
628
00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:38.480
It was just when they didn't sell it, they could
629
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:43.319
read j I hated people with disabilities. She doesn't mean it.
630
00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:46.960
She doesn't. Stephanie does not mean that they had to
631
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:49.960
come up with a lot of like laws because of me,
632
00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:53.480
because of my intolerance to people differences.
633
00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:56.359
I just want you to like make it okay anyway,
634
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:59.720
so Joan, So all right back at the house chalk,
635
00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:00.960
I just wrote, definitely.
636
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.599
Having some issues, and I'm not sure that Keith should
637
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:06.599
still be there. He's like, uh, He's like, last night
638
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:09.200
was really tough. He's like, I old that, I'll tell
639
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.279
you what. I didn't like seeing her with Mark, that's
640
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:14.680
for sure. He's like, listen, I'm making some batches of
641
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:16.920
chocolate chip cookies and I'm going to tell you what's
642
00:31:16.960 --> 00:31:20.480
going to be in those chips arsenic and I mentioned it.
643
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:24.039
I'm on part one, but you know, and they're like,
644
00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:26.240
you can't chalk, you can't put arsenal.
645
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:30.160
You can't just say you're putting arsenal inanl Then that
646
00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:34.400
seems to be legal here, no talk, it's not.
647
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:39.720
Oh my god, then yeah, or Mark such we had
648
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:43.599
such a Lenny and Squiggy moment because Mark is just like, hey, guys,
649
00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:51.799
He's like, I keep forgetting we're not loving anymore. Yeah,
650
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:55.119
he's like, oh my god, guys, ah, best night of
651
00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:59.599
my life, feeling super confident, feeling good, just feeling good.
652
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:05.519
Just yeah, he doesn't know. Okay, how early did you know?
653
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.880
I didn't. I had no spoilers. I wasn't looking at Facebook,
654
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:11.279
of like what, but I knew he was gonna You
655
00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:13.079
knew she was going to come break up with him, right,
656
00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.519
you could tell. But of course she's like, yeah, she's
657
00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:17.960
all wound up. She's just so I mean, it's kind
658
00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:18.960
of hard to tell with her.
659
00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:21.359
If she likes you or doesn't. But she's just like, hey,
660
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:23.039
can I have you for a second? Okay, and she's
661
00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:25.880
being she's just Oh God, if i'd been him, i'd
662
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:27.480
be like, just don't even give me the speech. I
663
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:28.519
am so disinterested.
664
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.400
Let me just go. Well, he has no idea, that's
665
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.079
the thing. He is the guy that probably sent flowers
666
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.640
after that date of like, oh my god, I guess
667
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.160
we're getting married. Like I guess she's picking me, like
668
00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:44.319
based on nothing, right, And she's so she starts her speech,
669
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.039
but before she does, it's really sad because she's like,
670
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:51.240
come talk to me, and and uh to break his
671
00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:54.799
heart and mark uh and then what's his name? I
672
00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:57.559
think it's Keith. It's like, ah, she's pulling him aside.
673
00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:01.119
This is probably something really good. He's so checked out
674
00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:03.400
he wouldn't know anything. I wonder if he's going to
675
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:06.319
go have sex, Like he doesn't even know where he is.
676
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.119
He isn't here. But she's she's giving this speech like
677
00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:13.279
it was a great day, you know, like the recaps,
678
00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:14.720
you're so great.
679
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:17.559
But like, let's just get to the butt. We know
680
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:20.119
she's not into him, she's not feeling it. We've seen
681
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.799
this for a long time, right, And.
682
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:24.160
She said something actually kind of important. She said, I
683
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:27.000
just don't see a me in this conversation. I'm listening
684
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.920
to you. But that's so Joan, isn't it. That's okay?
685
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.720
Could that be the name of this episode? That's so Joan.
686
00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:36.559
It's just, yeah, that's so Joan. Because of course there's
687
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:37.240
not enough her.
688
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.799
She wasn't able to He's got his own SOB story
689
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.119
and maybe that's not enough room for her SOB.
690
00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:46.359
Story, right right, right? Yeah? I mean she's like, I.
691
00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:48.759
Mean, I does she not get to talk about herself?
692
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.480
She did, but she's saying she just doesn't see him
693
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.640
me and there she likes him so much.
694
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:56.240
And I called this. I called this like two or
695
00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:59.839
three weeks ago. You really did call this. And I
696
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:03.039
think it's interesting that she hasn't had she didn't have
697
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:07.599
the one on one date earlier with him. But but
698
00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:10.239
it was weird because they showed this
coming attraction way
699
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.639
earlier in the season. Well that's how much earlier. It's it.
700
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:14.199
We're only on it, by the way, we're only on
701
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:18.800
episode five. No, yes, this is episode how much left?
702
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:21.960
I know, that's what's so weird. So episodes sit like
703
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:26.800
they really are cutting this season down. And but I
704
00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:30.679
don't think they showed Mark saying to her. They showed
705
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:33.840
her saying I'm in love with you, remember, But I
706
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:35.360
think it was a trick. I think it was a
707
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.760
tricky editing because.
708
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.119
When she's yeah, I mean, who knows.
709
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:43.079
But I was like, okay, So I kept waiting because
710
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:46.000
I'm a sucker and I believe these stupid producers. But
711
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:47.800
I was like, okay, so this is going to be
712
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:50.280
the slow burn. This is going to be she's finally
713
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:51.920
going to get her one on one and they're just
714
00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.960
gonna like, really, she's going to be like, oh my gosh,
715
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:58.039
the so into this guy. So I was like, okay,
716
00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:01.519
they can't have him move forward if, like you said,
717
00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:06.239
the only thing that they talked about was their dead spouses. Yeah,
718
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.239
they don't have a whole lot going on, but I yeah,
719
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:10.119
there's nothing. Really.
720
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:12.559
The only sad part he kind of gets through it.
721
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.800
She's being an ice clean. I just said, I hope
722
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:17.039
he's relieved because I know he's not into her either.
723
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:19.440
But the saddest part was him going back and telling
724
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.440
the guys. You know, that was where there was actual
725
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:24.920
real emotions. She wasn't really feeling. She kind of had
726
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:26.960
a little bit of a teary eyed but was the guys,
727
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:31.159
the mansion men, who were like, actually upset. They're the
728
00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:32.079
ones falling apart.
729
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.639
They love they love that guy, which is that's what
730
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:37.599
makes the show, that's it. And I just was like,
731
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:41.039
these poor guys, because now he goes back in and
732
00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:45.079
he's like, yeah, and he's so sad, but not he
733
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:49.559
like you said, he's not sad about her. He's he's
734
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:52.320
not sad about her. She wasn't for him. He's sad
735
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.119
that he has to leave the show and he goes guys.
736
00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:57.800
But it had to be embarrassing. And by the way,
737
00:35:57.880 --> 00:35:59.800
I do want to say that I thought the way
738
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:03.039
that Joan ended it with him, I think it was
739
00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:05.679
such a like we have to have some kind of drama.
740
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:09.519
There was no reason to say that to him. It
741
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:13.119
absolutely could have been done at the Rose ceremony. There
742
00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:15.039
was there was no reason to tell him that. Do
743
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.639
you know what I'm saying? Like, yes, she had she
744
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:20.039
bond was bonded with all the guys. She could have
745
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:23.119
just told him. So they were clearly making it a
746
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.440
thing for the show. They needed some kind of drama.
747
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:27.760
But and the way I have to say, she was
748
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:32.719
probably fought them. She was probably like is this really necessary?
749
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:34.519
And they're like, yeah, we really need it for the show.
750
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:38.000
So she was. She was like, yeah, like, I just
751
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:41.119
you're so great. We had such a great time, and
752
00:36:41.719 --> 00:36:45.199
you know, I really think we grew our relationship. No,
753
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:48.679
you didn't. You didn't grow it, right, You're so right.
754
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:50.119
I didn't even think about that. Why did he?
755
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:50.719
Like?
756
00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:52.840
The only reason it's production because they want to make
757
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.400
him or try to get him in line for Golden Bachelor,
758
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.159
to make him stand out somebody else. Other people at
759
00:36:58.199 --> 00:36:59.800
the Rose ceremony are going to get hurt. They don't
760
00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:02.920
get the luxury of that, right exactly.
761
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:05.800
They just had the date, but the guys are Pascal says,
762
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:09.039
He's like, he was my best friend, the BFF.
763
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:12.880
I didn't know they were best friends, but I believe it. Yeah,
764
00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:13.559
I believe that.
765
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:18.400
Mark's like, this experience has changed me. I'm a better man,
766
00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:23.480
a better person, a better father because of the guys here.
767
00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:29.320
That is so telling, right so it Oh he says
768
00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:31.559
that to her. By the way, when he tells the guys,
769
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:37.159
he goes, yeah, guys, So Joan and I were we
770
00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:40.679
went outside. We were talking, you know, and I guess
771
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.119
she thought some things over and
I'm going to be leaving.
772
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:47.119
I thanked her for the opportunity. I told her it
773
00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:50.280
wasn't a fantastic experience, and she's got a lot of
774
00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:53.039
amazing men. Yeah, they're all yeah, like you said, they're
775
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:56.199
all crying. Pascal is wearing like a hundred bracelets. By
776
00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:58.000
the way, I think one of them is like a
777
00:37:58.079 --> 00:37:59.840
Taylor Swift bracelet.
778
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:03.599
I got Pascal's been many times, did de tail?
779
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:09.239
This is a a.
780
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.199
Me swifty Okay, So Marcus off, he goes healing. Now
781
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:16.360
I've got some I've got some stuff to say about
782
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:18.840
this road. So the Rose ceremony, So this is going
783
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:19.360
to bring.
784
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:21.639
Us down to hometowns. Right.
785
00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:24.360
So we had seven. Mark has been sent home, so
786
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:26.519
now we have six and we want to get down
787
00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:28.320
to four. Right, So at this point, we know two
788
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.719
people are leaving. Who did you think at this point
789
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:32.760
was going to leave? Like if you were guessing and
790
00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:33.760
knew nothing.
791
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.360
Okay, So who did we have? We had guys. We
792
00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:44.960
had guy Jonathan Chalk, Pascal, Jordan Heath. I thought Jordan
793
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:46.599
was going to leave for sure.
794
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.159
You thought, okay, the two Roses that were leaving. You
795
00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:52.400
thought Jordan was leaving, and I thought Jonathan was leaving.
796
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.880
I thought it was going to be Keith for sure.
797
00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:59.639
Was leaving, well, only two were leaving because we were
798
00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:02.800
going to go down to four. Oh, because they had
799
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.159
just they had seven to begin with, got rid of Mark.
800
00:39:05.239 --> 00:39:07.039
Now we're at six. We just can't get Rache.
801
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:12.880
So he does leave. It's not saying, but first Pascal
802
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:16.719
is like, do not. There is a rose ceremony, and
803
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:19.159
I would love to get the rules because I would
804
00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:23.280
like to bring her into my home to meet my children.
805
00:39:23.480 --> 00:39:26.199
I love how he's Russian now, and I wanted to
806
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:28.440
be Russian because that would be so much fun. This
807
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:31.440
is what he says. He's trying to get business. He's like,
808
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.920
I would like to bring her into my business. I
809
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:36.480
would like to snip her hair.
810
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.159
I would like to her hair, give her banks.
811
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.960
Yes, I read that. I would like to bang her
812
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:48.119
and like make beautiful bangs on her. Yeah. Of course
813
00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:50.679
he's always trying these cards pass now cards and this,
814
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:55.719
by the way, about the every like Joan Now, she
815
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.760
when she comes in, she's wearing like a bondage dress.
816
00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:02.760
She's wearing like a block act super tight leather dress.
817
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:05.320
And I was like, this is not cool. This is
818
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:08.519
where you the show is stopped being relatable to me, Like,
819
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:12.679
this is not Golden It's not even like aspirational at
820
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.400
this point, Like that's never happening. I couldn't wear that
821
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:18.880
dress now, and I don't think it's fair. I'm sorry,
822
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.320
I'm sorry. I'm like a little bit heated about this,
823
00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:24.039
Like how come I can't be relatable to Like it's
824
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:25.400
still not regular.
825
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.920
People, right, I mean they do? Yeah, Yeah, I'm with you.
826
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:32.280
I mean, you know, I guess you don't want it
827
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:35.000
to be like if the show was you know, some guy,
828
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.119
let's say it was Keith was the Golden Bachelor, and
829
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.760
then like all the ladies were kind of like in
830
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:40.159
Rea Pearlman territory.
831
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:42.920
I really don't think we'd want to watch that as much.
832
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:45.119
I think we have to step it up a little
833
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:47.719
and say they're trying to say, like look at in
834
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:50.679
your sixties and maybe in your seventies even, but can
835
00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:52.320
still really what about Leslie?
836
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:56.000
Because like Leslie, I feel like has her face has
837
00:40:56.119 --> 00:40:59.760
aged more naturally, Like I don't think she's a facelift,
838
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:02.000
but she still has like a freaking hot body and
839
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:04.360
like loves to dance. Like, why how come not that?
840
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:07.559
I think I don't I'll never understand why they didn't
841
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:09.119
choose Leslie, it's beyond.
842
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:12.000
I knew they would choose Joan. I was like, well,
843
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:17.039
she's by far the prettiest, looks the youngest. Okay, so
844
00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:17.920
we're at the rost.
845
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.920
So I thought it was Keith and Jonathan that we're
846
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:22.760
gonna go, right, So I
guess I'm kind of some
847
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:24.280
kind of I guess I'm a little bit of.
848
00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:28.360
A genius in some ways. I was a little.
849
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.079
Surprised that Pascal is still there every now and then,
850
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:31.920
I'm like, I can't believe, Like he seems sort of
851
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:34.840
like a fun stunt casting thing. But she at the
852
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.039
end of the day, when I'm looking at everybody that's left,
853
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:39.440
she has a certain physical type one hundred percent. They
854
00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:41.840
all look the same except Guy a little bit. But
855
00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:44.639
they all have money, and she wants She likes the money.
856
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:48.400
Money, money, money, money, and I get it. And so
857
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:50.960
she gives a long speech. I just wrote, blah blah,
858
00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:55.840
calls Pascal first, which was weird, right, Yeah, well at
859
00:41:55.840 --> 00:41:58.440
this point there's only four left, so I know. But
860
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.239
why I thought it was interesting. It's possible that they
861
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:06.400
changed it in editing, which they do. Yeah, she could
862
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:10.440
have called Chalk first, Okay, So I wrote, so Pascal
863
00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:13.760
ben Chalk, and I wrote, I was doing this in
864
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:17.719
real time. I go, I'm guessing Guy is next, and
865
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:20.960
then I wrote yep, and then oh, well, no, this
866
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:23.599
is what I wrote. I said, I'm predicting Jonathan for
867
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:26.760
the last rose. Okay, yeah, I didn't. I wasn't sure.
868
00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:29.280
I was, oh yeah, yeah, because I said, and I wrote,
869
00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:30.679
Jordan hasn't had screen time.
870
00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:33.320
Yeah, but Jordan gets in there, and I was like, yep,
871
00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.440
she has a type. Look at those guys except for Guy.
872
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:39.320
You really can't tell them apart at all. I felt
873
00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:41.599
a little when so now Jonathan's leaving. I was like, Okay,
874
00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:43.119
he should have been gone a long time ago. But
875
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:47.119
Jonathan hung in there. He's really sweet. I think he'll
876
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:50.239
be fine. People are going to slide into those dms. Absolutely,
877
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:53.599
you think, I think so. I think for all of
878
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:57.880
them people you know, married the Menanda's brothers in prison,
879
00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.920
you know, so absolutely?
880
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:04.679
Okay. I wrote, Also, oh my god, Jesse is still
881
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:10.320
on this show. Don't you just forget about him? I
882
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:12.159
do forget about it. I forgot that he I think that,
883
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:14.519
Like that's how I don't understand, but I think somehow
884
00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:17.559
they just film all of those in one setting, so
885
00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:18.440
they just change.
886
00:43:18.599 --> 00:43:20.679
They just put change in editing. He doesn't have to
887
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:23.239
do anything. He just says, Okay, it's your final Rose tonight.
888
00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:26.800
But he can say that in a different outfit in
889
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:28.599
one shoot every time, and he might.
890
00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:30.119
It's possible.
891
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:33.199
I mean, it would be smart, Like that's that's good
892
00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:34.039
TV making.
893
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:38.519
He comes out to go, gentlemen, this is the final Rose,
894
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:42.239
and then he oh, it's the same line. He comes
895
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:47.000
out Jonathan Keith, I'm so sorry, say you're goodbyes, please
896
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:49.400
pack your knives and leave. And this way if they
897
00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:50.360
just said the old.
898
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:53.320
Like why not, why not just use another reality show line,
899
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:55.599
please pack your knives and go.
900
00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:59.880
So Keith goes outside and I was like, okay, this
901
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:02.519
this is gonna be really shitty if the guys don't
902
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:05.159
come out and go like, oh my god, Keith, we
903
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:10.320
love you like we are the mention men. Nobody, no
904
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:13.440
one comes out to say bye to Keith. I am.
905
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:15.599
They're sick of him too, They're like, why is he
906
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.679
even here? He done? He's done nothing wrong, he's been
907
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:23.679
He's just a big glue. He's so sweet, he doesn't
908
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:26.000
do anything wrong. And then this pissed me off too,
909
00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:30.559
So Keith walks outside. No one says goodbye, so he's like, Okay,
910
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:33.320
I guess, I guess I didn't make a big impact
911
00:44:33.360 --> 00:44:36.719
on anybody, gets in the gets in his car and leaves,
912
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.480
and then Jones like, Jonathan, can I walk you out?
913
00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:42.320
What the fuck? Joan? Oh? Yeah?
914
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:44.920
That was really weird? That was weird. I did notice that.
915
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.440
I was like, God, why would you choose one and
916
00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:47.400
not together? At this point?
917
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:49.679
You should walk them both out separately and have conver
918
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:53.239
real conversations. That did suck. I'll give you that. And
919
00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:56.599
that's not editing, by the way, because that happened
because
920
00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:59.199
you would have if he walked John Keith out, we
921
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:02.559
would have seen it. Maybe I don't know, maybe there's
922
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:05.320
gonna be another allegation coming out. What if Field pops
923
00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:07.880
back in? Hey, I got cleared for everything? Can we
924
00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:13.119
try again? Can we do this? Devin? Somehow? Is there devinsag?
925
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:17.320
I like an older bitch. Oh my god, Devin's like,
926
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:19.960
check out my SoundCloud. I wrote a song about fucking Joan.
927
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:21.960
I look like Pete Davidson. No you don't.
928
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.800
Hmmm, actually you're nothing like Pete Davidson. I don't know
929
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:26.880
where that came from but stop, just stop it.
930
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:31.960
So Jonathan's like, it's okay, Joan, you made me feel
931
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:34.360
visible and seen and you see a lot of the
932
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:38.119
values in me as a man and as a father.
933
00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:41.440
Does she though? Did she see that? Does she know?
934
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.239
He's remember again, he's the guy that was like, I
935
00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:47.360
don't know. She woke up one day and like, divorced me.
936
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:51.079
Mm hmmm. So she's like, but you, He's like, you
937
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:53.840
make me feel She goes, you are valuable and you
938
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:58.840
are seen. And then he's in the car and he's like,
939
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:01.400
although this is the end of my journey with Joan,
940
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:10.719
perhaps it's the beginning of my journey. What don't stop believe? Okay,
941
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:13.159
before we go, can we you? I don't know if
942
00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:14.639
did you watch the Coming up?
943
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:18.440
I think I let me see. I know it's kind
944
00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:20.480
of good. Tell tell us.
945
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:21.000
I try not.
946
00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:23.519
I don't watch it purposely because I really don't like
947
00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:27.000
even that spoiler. Oh there's a way to do it without. Yeah,
948
00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:28.480
I kind of don't like to. I like to see
949
00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:29.239
it as it happens.
950
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But a lot of people watch it, well, they don't
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tell you what happens because they switch it around. You
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know what it's like it's like when you're in New
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York and you see those what do you call it,
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like not three maybe three card Monty where there put
955
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something under a shell and then they shuffle it around
956
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and make you like in
a magic show. No, like
957
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on the street, like there's those guys that hustle you
958
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that are like, okay, keep your eye on the there's
959
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gonna be a something under a shell. Watch where it goes.
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If you can pick the right one, you get some cash.
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Mm hm, you think they tricker stay, they move it around,
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they move it around. So they show you somebody who
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in somebody's family, going, I don't know, I don't think
964
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you're right for my dad. And then but then you
965
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see but then the scene then they show you a guy,
966
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but it's probably not the same guy the same guy's family,
967
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you know what I mean. Like they'll show you up yes,
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and then but then they flash on you know guy
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the er doctor, like driving driving away. But it's like
970
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you don't know that those two things are connected. It's
971
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just editing. But basically somebody's dad and I feel like
972
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it's Chalk's Could it be Chalk's dad? Is my mom
973
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just died? Okay, so well, I'm just saying, could it
974
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be Chok's dad, Yeah, Chalk's dad could still be alive.
975
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And he's like, sure, are you in love with Joan? Yeah?
976
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And oh yeah, yeah this is this is Chalk's dad goes,
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are you in love with Joan? And Chalk goes, it's
978
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getting closer? And I was like, hmm, he's cheesy. You're
979
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on the you're on the final the hometowns, you should
980
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be in love with her at this point. Haven't you
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want any seasons? Then Joan says to someone and we
982
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don't know who, She's like, your father's the one I
983
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worry about picking me, So could she be talking about.
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I don't know, but I think it'd be funny if
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the editors like, have the show or but we don't
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know who. She's saying it to you and she's like,
987
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you're a rat bastard, Like what Joan will temper?
988
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She had to fight with somebody we don't know who.
989
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And then it never comes up though, and you're like, wait,
990
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:27.559
of editing, like why would you put that in there? Though?
991
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:29.840
That seems like stock footage from something else and you
992
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made it look like she said that yeah, or she's.
993
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Obviously had like a fight with one of the guys,
994
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and then you never hope it's not the guy she picks.
995
00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:42.239
They're like, well, so then another woman says like a
996
00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:47.559
some woman says to Joan or says to the camera,
997
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I have doubts that Joan feels as strongly for him
998
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as he does for her. But then the da da
999
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:55.159
da da moment is there's some woman and we don't
1000
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know who it is, Goes says to Joan, and then
1001
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I have to have a picture. I'll put it on
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a rose Pricks discuss. This woman says to Joan, He's
1003
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not going to pick you m hm. And her eyes
1004
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.239
she just gets these like super crazy eyes. I gotta,
1005
00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:12.159
I gotta. I'm sending you the picture right now so
1006
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that you can see what I mean. It's so funny.
1007
00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:20.559
She's just like, what, here's the picture. Tell me when
1008
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:22.920
you get it. Okay, Oh I got it. Let's say
1009
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oh no, oh no, yeah, we got to post that.
1010
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:27.960
That's amazing.
1011
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She's like, you see, I I've tuned out once once
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the credits come on things like date, date, location provided
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by Babock Winery, I'm out, like I'm not. Also like
1014
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:41.039
I don't want to know. I just want to go
1015
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I want to go into it. Just here we are,
1016
00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:46.840
but that picture is amazing. We are using that as
1017
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a meme.
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We are the mountain men. Yeah, do we want to
1019
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say hi to our Do we want to say hi
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again to our I guess we already just said hi
1021
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:57.599
to them. They just heard us say hi. But we okay,
1022
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we could, we could, We could go fast. Let's go fast,
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pop them in quickly? All right.
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This is the people on our Patreon, which, by the way,
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if you're on that, we are covering love is blind
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and it is not disappointing. Kathy our new one, Kathy Kalman,
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really quickly our friends have been with us.
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and we will see you guys tomorrow for Real Housewives
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of Orange County. Yes, we're kay. We got it all.
1045
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And if you're following ninety day, we're up to date
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the other way on our patreon, never forget.
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We are soon going to be caught up with seven,
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eight and nine today tode I think on our Patreon
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is six, five and six. Yeah, we're going to get there.
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We're catching up.
1051
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So if you're just watching it, you want to listen
1052
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to these recaps because we got a little obsessed with
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them too.
1054
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It was blind is bringing it. Yes, it's so good.
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Mostly some couples more than others. I will say that
1056
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it's a great good season, all right, Thank you guys,
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dan Ha Bye, goodbye,