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Speaker 1: Capital g capital a capital o capital t b i c t h john j o b e l g s e s e go it's time for gary's word of the week.
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Speaker 2: And you know this man All right, y'all, we come out in the morning, so it's time to expand your vocabulary with the word of the week. Now, Gary, don't embarrass us this morning, and we would like to know, what word will you be expanding our vocabulary with this week?
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. This word, I mean. You say, oh, my God. I'm saying don't get too excited. Yeah, I've seen it before. It looks similar. And I think, and I know that I'm going to get it. Similar.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: I didn't hear it.
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Speaker 3: Similar.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think and know? Similar. It's not really a word. Go ahead. So, the word is. Okay, this word is dissemination.
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Speaker 2: I think you almost had it at first.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Dissemination.
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Speaker 2: You start thinking too hard.
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Speaker 1: Don't think so hard. Dissemination.
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Speaker 3: There you go.
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Speaker 1: There you go. There you go. There you go. Dissemination. Perfect. Yes, yes. Yes, dissemination. Okay. Perfect. What does it mean? You couldn't get it the first time? They trying to trick me, honey. D-I-H-H. No, that's D. That's why there's two H's. D. If you understand phonetic breakdown. It's D-I-S-S. It's spelled D-I-S-S. It's D-I-S-S. The I is soft, not hard.
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Speaker 2: Ooh. Uh-oh.
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Speaker 1: Man, I just speak.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: You better go to that definition, dog. Yeah. What?
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Speaker 2: Gary. Yes. Yeah, the definition.
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Speaker 1: Don't ignore them. Ignore them.
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Speaker 2: Just give them the definition. You keep going.
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Speaker 1: Okay. The definition is the act of spreading news, information, ideas, or knowledge widely to a large group of people.
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Speaker 2: And the word is?
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Speaker 1: Dissemination. Okay, and use it in a sentence. Oh, in a sentence it goes, my duty as the entertainment reporter for this show is the dissemination of interesting and accurate celebrity gossip, but most often what comes out is ridiculously pointless rambling. What the PDRU son of a... You didn't even finish reading the sentence. Go to hell. You didn't finish reading the sentence. It's the ramblings of idiotic nothingness. Gary.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: I don't believe that. Gary.
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Speaker 2: Yes. I think you're doing a marvelous job. And don't pay whoever wrote this script no attention.
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Speaker 1: I won't. I mean, it's real.
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Speaker 2: Disrespectful to say that most often your stuff all comes out as ridiculously pointless ramblings of idiotic nothingness nothing how long you been on the radio not 30 30 years everything you have done it's been reduced down to nothingness.
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Speaker 1: Having somebody that's nothing. Idiotic. Take that over.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because, Gary, you have to be nothing to write down the word nothingness, huh?
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Speaker 1: Exactly. And put idiotic. And here, this is celebrity gossip. This is real stuff. So how are you going to put a ridiculous point? You have predicted a lot of breakups, and they broke up. That's right. Exactly.
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Speaker 2: They're just not.
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Speaker 1: Going to reduce what you do. Do not put gas in this tank, please. Down to nothingness.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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Speaker 1: Exactly, honey. I want to do it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
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Speaker 1: I wonder if it was a no-none comedian wrote that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's going too far. Hold it. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 3: It's Gary.
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Speaker 1: I want to hip you to the teeth. It's Gary, baby. Gary has a D and a come on all today. You're right. Good morning, Ricky. Good morning, America. Good morning to you. It's Monday, a beautiful, beautiful day in the neighborhood. And here's what's happening in celebrity news. Stephanie Mills, a very dear friend to the morning show. And I love Ms. Mills dearly. But, baby, this girl is speaking out. She's saying some things and she's ruffling a few girls' feathers, y'all. Now, Ms. Mills said, y'all, that women should stay, honey, with their cheating man. She said, why would you let a woman, honey, have something that you already built? Now, they say Stephanie Mills explained why the divorce rate was so low, honey, among her generation. Now, the 69-year-old R & B legend appeared recently on The Shea Shea Show. Oh, Lord. She said, y'all, that women from her generation stayed in their marriages, honey, with cheating men because side chicks knew, baby, to stay in their lane. Now, when Shannon asked her, honey, if cheating was a deal breaker, Ms. Neal said, honey, why would you let a woman have something that you built? She said, quote, if she wants to be the side woman, baby, she better stay, honey, the side woman and out of my sight. Now, she used Kobe Bryant's infamous 2003 cheating scandal as an example. Stephanie said Vanessa didn't leave Kobe when he committed adultery and faced assault charges. She made him apologize to her publicly with tears in his eyes. And she stayed in the marriage because she built it from the ground up. So why should she let other women have what she built? Their country singer say, stand by your man. Yeah, Miss Tammy Wynette, honey. She said, stand by your man, honey, for a child. Now, they say Stephanie, y'all, who's on her fourth marriage, and they admit, y'all, that she stepped, honey, to other women in the past. And, honey, she even beat them up. Now, the Grammy winner said that she went to the other woman's house and knocked on the door, turned off the lights, and they knew, honey, that she was coming. She said that she crawled through an open window to confront them. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: Let's go.
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Speaker 2: You look stupid as hell knocking on somebody's door, and the man comes through.
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Speaker 1: The door, and he got her bra over his shoulders. Now, Stephanie said that some side chicks get tired of waiting, baby, for the wife to leave the marriage. She said they called the wife on the phone because, honey, they don't want to wait. Honey, then, she said, they want to speed things up. She said, quote, if a man cheats and a woman is brave enough to call your phone, you got to step to her, Stephanie said. I am so sorry, Ms.
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Speaker 2: Mills, girl.
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Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Ain't no way in hell I would be, honey, be with no cheap man. Oh, you went to somebody's house before? Yeah, because you told us on the radio. Well, I did do that, but I needed to go see, honey, what was my competition and what was I up against. And what you went over there and did? I went over there, and this girl didn't even know who I was. I was playing like the insurance man, honey. She didn't know who I was, and I did what I had to do, honey. Gary, that's good. And then you go over to somebody. house and leave a flyer or something.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: None of you had been there. Yep, my friend was moving, honey, and my other friend, honey, is a realtor. So I told this girl I wanted to look at this house as if I wanted to buy it. So I said, girl, come on, let me in. And I had some flyers that I was going to distribute in the house to let him know that I was there. I love it, Gary. Wow, you sneaky thing. What was the end result of all of that? Well, the end result was, I mean, you know, we still broke up and what have you. But, honey, you ain't supposed to sit here and cheat in my face. No, sir.
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Speaker 2: And then you go through somebody's phone at dinner overlooking the city of Dallas.
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Speaker 1: That was the same person. Yeah, honey, we were there at dinner one night, honey. We got home, honey. He went to the bathroom. Gary going to go through the phone. I went through the phone, honey, to see, honey. You know the restaurant that's been around? Reunion Tower. Reunion Tower. Why would you do that? Because, hell, I needed to know. You're not fit to cheat on me, honey, and I know about it. No way. I ain't fit to do Ms. Mills, honey. She wrote that song. And when he got to the church, man, he was facing Oak Cliff. Right. Started off in North Dallas and he kept spinning. But that was in my younger days.
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Speaker 3: But Gary, it sounds like you did know because you went there, like, how many times would you have to do something for you to know he's cheating?
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Speaker 1: Well, but sometimes you need to have, I need to have proof. I need to be sure. You know, I'm not going to sit here and say, oh, yeah, you did. But I need to be sure. So that's why I did the house thing and I did the phone thing. Sure did, honey. Because I need to be sure. And once I was sure, then they would say, raise your hands if you're sure. I raised my hand. I was sure. But anyway. But I don't know. I mean, would you let a man cheat on you and stay with him?
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Speaker 3: I mean, I hope not. I mean, I've done it in the past as well. I've showed up at people's houses.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, I got all that history. Yeah, young and stupid. Hon, that damn Tamra Hall wasn't nothing to play with. What?
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Speaker 2: Boy, our Flitters and Tamra Hall, they wasn't nothing to play with.
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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Oh, no. That's the original freaking thing. They'll beat your ass in the club. What? Come on, now.
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Speaker 3: So, you know, not in a long time, but yeah.
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Speaker 1: I understand the sentiment.
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Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha.
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Speaker 1: Been there, done that.
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Speaker 2: Looks sweet.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks sweet. Don't let that sweetness fool you, baby. I'm telling you. Don't let that valley girl tone fool you, baby. She from the hood, baby. Oh, she will show up. She will show up. Throw them bowls, baby. That's her hood. Honey, put it in your stew pot and make it understood. That how it goes? Yep.
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Speaker 2: They kept a lot of tire companies in business.
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Speaker 1: We did, didn't we? Moving on, honey. Chloe Bailey, baby. This girl, honey, got a new Christmas song out. She said, baby, Stephanie Mills was talking about her and her women. She talking about her being a side piece. Here's what Miss Chloe Bailey had to say in her song. Isn't that something, baby? This girl said Ms. Claus don't have to know. Isn't that something? Oh, I feel so sorry for Ms. Claus, honey. They said, honey, she said, baby, she said she's begging Santa, baby, to stop delivering toys altogether so he can stay at her house and be freaked out. I'm like, that is not for the children, honey. Santa Claus a pimp. Come on, man.
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Speaker 2: That's why Monica Jackson wrote that song when I saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus.
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Speaker 1: Come on. Yes, Lord, honey, these songs were something else, though. But I mean, you know, I guess Santa Claus, I don't know. Is Santa Claus still a black man? Because I remember at one point, they were was only one black man.
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Speaker 2: Well, my mama told me Santa Claus was a black man. He lived in the South Pole.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay. That's what we got.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: That's the undisguised truth. My mama really did tell us that. And we went to see the black Santa Claus downtown at Loveman's, whatever that store was. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: That was a big deal to go see Santa Claus back in the day.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: Take that little book, that little thing out the newspaper with all the toys in it, and when you want to forget nothing, tell Santa Claus every damn thing you want. He bought everything.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right, then. That's for rich people, then, because we sure didn't go see no damn Santa Claus. You never went to Santa Claus in the mall? You didn't sit on his lap?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: You never took a picture with Santa Claus?
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Speaker 2: Man, you didn't have no childhood if you didn't go got no picture sitting in Santa Claus' lap.
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Speaker 1: No, I ain't had no childhood, honey. We didn't go sit on no Santa Claus' lap. You didn't have no Santa Claus and pull it off the Texas? To my recollection, I don't think we did. If he did, honey. Not even at the mall? They used to be at the mall or some store.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Remember, we didn't get out of the mall until late. We didn't have a mall. What about the furniture store? Santa Claus used to be at Mr.
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Speaker 2: King Furniture in Birmingham. Really?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. The bingo hall?
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Speaker 2: And then the white Santa Claus would be at the mall, Central Plaza.
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Speaker 1: Right. What?
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Speaker 3: Sha-la-la.
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Speaker 1: Sha-la-la, baby. I was praying on the sha-la-la. What? We ain't had no Santa Claus like that. Did he bring y'all anything? My mom and daddy brought us some stuff on there with no Santa Claus, honey. We showed him. Like I said, we didn't get Central Mall until later on in life, honey. David the New Mail put him on Mars. Charlotte, honey, put them people on Santa Claus. My God. The clue of the day is one of my favorite clues. My clue of the day, y'all, is butternut. On the high end, you say butternut, and on the low end, you say beautiful tea. Butternut. Butternut. Y'all, give it up for Gary with his E!