Vollständiges Transkript von Revisiting WWE SmackDown 2008 - The MyNetworkTV Debut Episode

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00:04:01.789 made sure i made sure that people knew that this 75 00:04:01.889 --> 00:04:04.949 is you hey come on man what did i even 76 00:04:04.990 --> 00:04:06.969 what i even find it was like a commercial for 77 00:04:07.009 --> 00:04:09.650 my network tv or something right yeah it was the 78 00:04:09.830 --> 00:04:11.909 ad for the thing and like i think you saw 79 00:04:11.969 --> 00:04:15.159 like that was an all-star episode and i know how 80 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:19.019 much you love 2008 wwe god damn it man like 81 00:04:19.410 --> 00:04:23.449 I really gotta stop fucking sending shit to you, man. Well, 82 00:04:23.470 --> 00:04:25.389 you know, you should know that I'm gonna write it down. Like, 83 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:29.839 it goes in my list of things that James suggested. Oh, great. 84 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:34.819 So that's why we're here! Hooray! Well, before we get 85 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:37.279 into this episode of SmackDown from 2008 that was picked 86 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:39.000 by James, let's take a look at what was going 87 00:04:39.060 --> 00:04:40.519 on in the world of wrestling at the time with 88 00:04:40.899 --> 00:04:49.160 Wrestling Observer Newsletter. From the Observer October 6th, 2008... Meltzer writes, 89 00:04:49.220 --> 00:04:51.519 while it's been known for several months, now that it 90 00:04:51.579 --> 00:04:54.160 is upon us, there is an eerie reaction to SmackDown's 91 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:57.120 move to My Network TV with an all-star show on 92 00:04:57.439 --> 00:05:01.100 October 3rd. While My Network is available in 96% of 93 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.699 the homes in the US, a similar percentage as CW 94 00:05:04.110 --> 00:05:07.449 on average, it gets one third of the audience just about. 95 00:05:08.149 --> 00:05:12.089 SmackDown will bring the gap closer and put MNTV, I'm 96 00:05:12.129 --> 00:05:14.389 not saying that, that's fucking hard, My Network TV on 97 00:05:14.410 --> 00:05:17.990 the map with at least one destination program. WWE is 98 00:05:18.009 --> 00:05:20.410 getting more money and they'll get what they want. And 99 00:05:20.470 --> 00:05:22.769 when they want it in the relationship, whereas CW had 100 00:05:22.819 --> 00:05:25.220 shows that may not have been a higher rated, but 101 00:05:25.379 --> 00:05:27.980 fetched a lot better ad rates and that CW would 102 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.459 publicly brag about a lot more. My network TV, while 103 00:05:31.500 --> 00:05:34.620 a broadcast network with affiliates in virtually every major market 104 00:05:34.939 --> 00:05:37.639 and available in more homes than a cable station actually 105 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:40.600 draws ratings so low that it would not be among 106 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:44.449 the top 25 cable stations. You're talking about a network 107 00:05:44.490 --> 00:05:50.379 that in actuality is weaker than either sci-fi or spike TV. I, uh, 108 00:05:50.470 --> 00:05:52.269 I don't know much about why they made the move here. 109 00:05:52.310 --> 00:05:54.449 I'm assuming just their CW deal was done. And from 110 00:05:54.490 --> 00:05:55.970 what it reads here, they were just getting a lot 111 00:05:55.990 --> 00:05:59.670 more money from my network TV somehow, which does worse. But, uh, 112 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:03.720 I really, I don't remember this. I got to be honest. Like, 113 00:06:03.980 --> 00:06:06.220 I'm sure I was still watching WWE at the time. 114 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:10.579 I was probably way more into Indies and, if anything, TNA. But, like, 115 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:14.100 I don't really remember much about them moving networks here. 116 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:15.240 Halo 3 was out. 117 00:06:15.259 --> 00:06:16.019 I'm not watching this. 118 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:23.879 Are you serious? Kane is on the show. I mean, 119 00:06:24.430 --> 00:06:26.430 in my brain, 2008 was a bad year all around. 120 00:06:26.459 --> 00:06:27.889 Was it a lot better than I thought it was? 121 00:06:28.110 --> 00:06:29.129 Was it just bad for wrestling? 122 00:06:29.670 --> 00:06:32.209 I mean, 2008, you know, the market fell out, you know? 123 00:06:32.269 --> 00:06:34.810 For everybody, it was pretty bad. I mean, Guitar Hero 124 00:06:34.850 --> 00:06:36.029 was out, though, so that was cool. 125 00:06:36.350 --> 00:06:37.430 Grand Theft Auto 4 came out. 126 00:06:37.930 --> 00:06:39.699 I looked up my network TV, by the way, because 127 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:42.420 I was interested just in this in general, because I 128 00:06:42.459 --> 00:06:44.639 remember seeing this logo on TV. Most of the time, 129 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:46.879 I remember it from, like, they would play, like, the 130 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:50.779 shows for, like, courtrooms and stuff, like the Judge Joe Brown. 131 00:06:50.790 --> 00:06:52.529 I think, and stuff like that, you know? Sure. 132 00:06:52.550 --> 00:06:55.689 And maybe they did some, like, Law & Order type 133 00:06:55.730 --> 00:06:57.410 of shit back then, too. I just remember seeing it 134 00:06:57.449 --> 00:07:00.410 on TV. I almost feel like I thought I maybe 135 00:07:00.490 --> 00:07:02.629 I was confused back then. I swear it was like 136 00:07:02.670 --> 00:07:04.649 a local network or something. I thought it was like, 137 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:05.839 you know, affiliate network. 138 00:07:06.199 --> 00:07:09.740 Yeah, it definitely feels like that. Like I thought even 139 00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:11.319 just from how it sounds, it just sounds like a 140 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:13.339 local thing. Like my network TV was just what it 141 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:14.899 was called in Philly. But no, this was just where 142 00:07:14.939 --> 00:07:15.759 it was called everywhere. 143 00:07:15.779 --> 00:07:17.139 Yeah, I looked it up to see if it was 144 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:19.779 still around. I guess technically it is still around, but 145 00:07:19.819 --> 00:07:22.300 I guess it's not a TV

network anymore. Oh, I 146 00:07:22.319 --> 00:07:25.949 guess it's just a programming block now that Fox owns 147 00:07:26.009 --> 00:07:27.689 and stuff like that. So they play like reruns of 148 00:07:27.730 --> 00:07:30.870 like Law and Order and Chicago PD and stuff like that. 149 00:07:31.649 --> 00:07:34.149 But right here, it says that it started in 2006 150 00:07:34.149 --> 00:07:36.970 by Fox to fill a gap left when UPN and 151 00:07:36.990 --> 00:07:40.089 the WB merged into the CW. So it was essentially 152 00:07:40.410 --> 00:07:43.810 to replace the CW, which I guess WB had just left. 153 00:07:43.889 --> 00:07:46.379 So like, it seems like that would be a perfect 154 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:49.420 place to go, right? It's kind of like, I don't 155 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:51.139 know if it's a challenger network, but that's kind of 156 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:52.519 like the idea, I think, right? 157 00:07:52.860 --> 00:07:55.079 That's what it feels like, right? You're taking like CW's, 158 00:07:55.300 --> 00:07:58.480 what I assume was their top program and trying to 159 00:07:58.639 --> 00:08:00.759 make your own thing with it. Yeah, like that's exactly 160 00:08:00.779 --> 00:08:01.379 what this feels like. 161 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:03.699 So they played like soap operas and stuff, you know, 162 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:05.600 on the channel. And then I guess they tried to 163 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:08.000 do stuff like wrestling here. I guess they tried to 164 00:08:08.040 --> 00:08:10.740 do some reality shows too. But I guess it stopped 165 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:13.139 being a traditional network in 2009. So this did not. 166 00:08:14.970 --> 00:08:18.129 Last long oh at all yeah it didn't last long 167 00:08:18.170 --> 00:08:20.790 at all it turned into a late afternoon and prime 168 00:08:20.829 --> 00:08:24.990 time syndication programming service so like a programming block where 169 00:08:25.009 --> 00:08:27.089 they kind of do reruns of syndicated stuff which would 170 00:08:27.110 --> 00:08:29.709 be like i think syndications like any show that makes 171 00:08:29.790 --> 00:08:31.509 it to like 100 episodes or something like that or 172 00:08:31.620 --> 00:08:34.139 yes some deal like that so yeah that's kind of. 173 00:08:34.120 --> 00:08:36.549 What they would play And I'm sure there is an 174 00:08:36.730 --> 00:08:39.370 unbelievable amount of ads on that too, or at least, 175 00:08:39.389 --> 00:08:42.620 you know, like, you know, like the after midnight, here's like, 176 00:08:42.879 --> 00:08:45.299 it's not a show. It's, but it's also not an ad. 177 00:08:45.340 --> 00:08:48.639 It's paid advertisement deals. Little Slap Chop won't get you, 178 00:08:48.779 --> 00:08:50.259 you know, that'll get you right. Little Slap Chop. 179 00:08:50.539 --> 00:08:52.399 Yeah, Slap Chop. I mean, there was a couple of them. 180 00:08:52.419 --> 00:08:55.070 There was like the fucking random objects that were like 181 00:08:55.110 --> 00:08:57.340 for kids and shit. Like there was like the, Oh, 182 00:08:57.360 --> 00:08:59.519 the Orb fucking thing? Yeah, the Orb one was a 183 00:08:59.519 --> 00:09:01.080 big one. I remember that one. There was like some 184 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.059 hula hoop deal they had at one time where you 185 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:04.919 could spin it around a bunch of shit like that. 186 00:09:04.940 --> 00:09:06.519 Yeah, there was a ton of stuff they would just 187 00:09:06.539 --> 00:09:09.899 show on that for just random shit. Viagra was huge. 188 00:09:09.940 --> 00:09:13.059 There was always some Viagra deal, but it was never Viagra. 189 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:15.580 It was like, yeah, we have the off-brand Viagra or whatever. 190 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:19.059 That was a big one too. Yeah, I don't even know. 191 00:09:19.419 --> 00:09:21.679 Do they do that anymore? Like paid program? I'm guessing 192 00:09:21.700 --> 00:09:22.039 they do. 193 00:09:22.100 --> 00:09:24.779 I assume, yeah, I believe so. I'm sure like, you know, 194 00:09:24.830 --> 00:09:27.100 like you mentioned, like a lot of local... deals probably 195 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:29.220 still do that but yeah i think paid programming is 196 00:09:29.379 --> 00:09:32.330 uh is still a thing maybe not as prevalent like 197 00:09:32.809 --> 00:09:34.809 anyone that does that probably just fucking goes on shark 198 00:09:34.830 --> 00:09:35.970 tank yeah. 199 00:09:35.830 --> 00:09:37.710 You're probably right i mean i don't even know too 200 00:09:37.750 --> 00:09:40.549 many people that still watch traditional tvs uh one of. 201 00:09:40.549 --> 00:09:42.500 The key components of the draft was to get ready 202 00:09:42.580 --> 00:09:45.899 for the move to my network tv by sending triple 203 00:09:46.059 --> 00:09:49.139 h jeff hardy and jim ross to smackdown but the 204 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:52.740 moves did nothing to help smackdown's ratings Well, I don't 205 00:09:52.909 --> 00:09:55.740 know if we all should be blamed. That's crazy, man. 206 00:09:55.779 --> 00:09:57.720 Like they they like locked them up they said who 207 00:09:57.740 --> 00:09:59.500 we need to send over man they said we need 208 00:09:59.539 --> 00:10:03.080 triple h jeff hardy and jim ross with that. 209 00:10:04.779 --> 00:10:07.379 You know sean i mean i've i've i've been on 210 00:10:07.450 --> 00:10:11.049 the most watched wwe shows of all time and you 211 00:10:11.090 --> 00:10:13.309 know maybe the other two can take a little blame 212 00:10:13.350 --> 00:10:15.149 here instead of good old jr. 213 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:17.059 I heard the ratings are great. Matter of fact, I 214 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.659 heard it's better than UFC on Spike TV by a lot. 215 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:24.899 Oh my God. More men have watched WWE than ever 216 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:26.659 in 2008 from what I'm understanding. 217 00:10:27.100 --> 00:10:29.659 Yeah, man, like UFC stood no chance

because you have 218 00:10:29.700 --> 00:10:32.220 no chance. I mean, like what I'm told from WWE, 219 00:10:32.620 --> 00:10:37.049 UFC got absolutely gobsmacked by SmackDown. 220 00:10:37.570 --> 00:10:40.149 How awesome was that? Like, I love watching back at 221 00:10:40.190 --> 00:10:43.149 this era specifically because they started like just straight up 222 00:10:43.529 --> 00:10:46.830 doing anything they could to shit on anybody around them. Yeah, dude, 223 00:10:46.850 --> 00:10:49.799 like we were watched by so many more people than 224 00:10:49.840 --> 00:10:54.259 the kickoff weekend of the NFL. Like, fuck those guys. Yeah, man, 225 00:10:54.299 --> 00:10:58.639 fuck the Eagles. Huh? What the fuck? I didn't say 226 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:02.230 that on the sheet. I didn't say that. No way. Wow, 227 00:11:02.289 --> 00:11:04.929 why'd they say that? That sucks. They should fucking look 228 00:11:04.950 --> 00:11:07.889 at worse teams than blue. I don't know who that 229 00:11:07.909 --> 00:11:12.059 would be. The Lions. Oh, right. Yes, there you go. 230 00:11:14.230 --> 00:11:16.350 The first show was loaded up and promoted heavier than 231 00:11:16.370 --> 00:11:19.309 the pay-per-view two nights later, which was no mercy, of course. 232 00:11:19.889 --> 00:11:22.149 They put WrestleMania on free television for the first time 233 00:11:22.210 --> 00:11:25.100 since 1995, the night before, to get the audience used 234 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:27.230 to the new station. I wonder what mania they put. 235 00:11:27.240 --> 00:11:28.220 Do you think it was the latest one? 236 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:29.980 It was probably like WrestleMania 20. 237 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:41.259 That's holy shit. what that's wow that's a good one yeah. 238 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:45.320 I mean like that's the one it probably did in 239 00:11:45.399 --> 00:11:47.559 full in full i'm sure as well of. 240 00:11:47.559 --> 00:11:57.389 Course that right well Maybe not in full. Oh! I 241 00:11:57.450 --> 00:12:02.570 see now you've figured this out. Right. That was awesome. 242 00:12:02.929 --> 00:12:06.740 I mean, that was like pretty... That was a real pull? Yeah, 243 00:12:06.750 --> 00:12:09.389 that was pretty close to this dive. Well, they showed 244 00:12:09.409 --> 00:12:12.019 that on TV, whichever one it was. Probably wasn't that one. 245 00:12:13.019 --> 00:12:18.480 There has been significant... I guess I'm good. No one 246 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:21.100 was watching, so you can do what you want. That's 247 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:22.360 a lie, because.... 248 00:12:23.899 --> 00:12:25.240 I was told there's a lot of people watching. 249 00:12:28.049 --> 00:12:30.090 The world is watching, actually. That's what they tell me 250 00:12:30.110 --> 00:12:33.350 at the start. There has been significant major promotions in 251 00:12:33.370 --> 00:12:37.370 top markets, including billboards, parties, and promotional appearances. Oh, you 252 00:12:37.389 --> 00:12:39.409 go to the 2008 Mind Network TV party, James? 253 00:12:39.769 --> 00:12:40.279 Yeah, yeah. 254 00:12:40.299 --> 00:12:45.899 There was a billboard there. And I saw it. And 255 00:12:45.940 --> 00:12:47.899 you weren't playing Halo 3. You were fucking getting ready 256 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:48.620 for SmackDown. 257 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.120 Dude, I can guarantee all my life That I was 258 00:12:52.149 --> 00:12:55.159 not thinking of SmackDown in the least in 2008. 259 00:12:55.159 --> 00:12:58.059 I got to tell you, pal. You're telling me after 260 00:12:58.080 --> 00:13:01.600 a long day at school, you weren't thinking all day. 261 00:13:01.620 --> 00:13:03.379 It's Friday, right? It's Friday. We're about to have the 262 00:13:03.419 --> 00:13:05.940 weekend and you're not excited to come home and get 263 00:13:05.980 --> 00:13:07.940 ready at 8 p.m. to tune into my network TV 264 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:08.779 to watch Kozlov. 265 00:13:09.220 --> 00:13:11.600 My 25 year old teammates at the time were probably 266 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:12.820 pissed off that I had. 267 00:13:12.700 --> 00:13:13.620 School in the first place. 268 00:13:14.429 --> 00:13:16.830 I had to come home and scrim. I don't have 269 00:13:16.870 --> 00:13:17.730 time for this shit. 270 00:13:17.769 --> 00:13:19.769 You know what I mean? I'm not watching this. You 271 00:13:19.809 --> 00:13:21.950 can't tell them, hold on, boys, can we do it Saturday? 272 00:13:22.090 --> 00:13:24.169 Because I got to watch SmackDown. No, we need the 273 00:13:24.190 --> 00:13:28.960 whole weekend. Come on. But Kozlov. Dude, there's actually people 274 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:30.899 on this show. I swear to God, I've watched a 275 00:13:30.940 --> 00:13:32.399 lot of wrestling in my life, man. I've watched a 276 00:13:32.419 --> 00:13:35.220 ton of it. I've never seen these fucking people before. 277 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:40.360 I couldn't believe it. 2008 is a sinkhole for wrestling 278 00:13:40.379 --> 00:13:43.169 in my brain. TNA has booked a hard rock in 279 00:13:43.190 --> 00:13:45.850 Las Vegas, the home site of WEC for a live 280 00:13:46.049 --> 00:13:49.389 October 23rd TV impact show. Spike wants TNA to produce 281 00:13:49.450 --> 00:13:51.750 a special show to hype up TNA. From that point forward, 282 00:13:52.269 --> 00:13:55.120 we'll be shot in high definition. Tickets will be priced 283 00:13:55.139 --> 00:13:59.149 from $ 23 to $ 63 in the 1,000 seat joint. Joint 284 00:13:59.190 --> 00:14:00.389 is the name of it. He's not just calling it 285 00:14:00.429 --> 00:14:02.250 a joint. The joint is what the name is. The 286 00:14:02.289 --> 00:14:05.889 joint's going to be jumping. WWE is doing SmackDown slash 287 00:14:05.929 --> 00:14:09.629 ECW taping at the Thomas and Mac Center on October 14th. 288 00:14:10.370 --> 00:14:12.429 And I put this here just because we just reviewed this. 289 00:14:12.990 --> 00:14:15.330 We just covered this episode of TNA.

So if you 290 00:14:15.350 --> 00:14:17.200 want to hear a review of it and see what 291 00:14:17.250 --> 00:14:19.519 we were talking about. And it's also the debut of 292 00:14:19.559 --> 00:14:21.899 the Main Event Mafia on that episode. 293 00:14:22.259 --> 00:14:24.240 Yeah, I think WWE went to high definition at the 294 00:14:24.259 --> 00:14:27.490 beginning of the year. So TNA doesn't go high definition 295 00:14:27.529 --> 00:14:30.259 until yeah, that show right there. So that's like towards 296 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:30.879 the end of the year. 297 00:14:30.940 --> 00:14:32.899 Yeah. But at least they're getting to that point. So 298 00:14:33.759 --> 00:14:36.759 in more WWE news, the latest thing Vince has been 299 00:14:36.799 --> 00:14:38.480 talking about is that he feels the wrestlers need to 300 00:14:38.500 --> 00:14:43.360 become better actors. Oh, that's, Fucking good. The idea is 301 00:14:43.379 --> 00:14:45.139 that Raw has to be able to stand up to 302 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:48.029 the standards of acting on a regular television show, and 303 00:14:48.049 --> 00:14:49.850 a lot of the wrestlers backstage, or sorry, a lot 304 00:14:49.909 --> 00:14:53.090 of the wrestlers in backstage vignettes aren't very good actors. 305 00:14:53.809 --> 00:14:55.970 One of the new roles for Freddie Prinze Jr., who 306 00:14:56.009 --> 00:14:58.309 remains a writing assistant on the SmackDown side working underneath 307 00:14:58.350 --> 00:15:01.899 Michael Hayes and Christopher DeJoseph, is to teach guys better 308 00:15:02.179 --> 00:15:05.259 acting skills. Yeah, man, like I watched this show, and 309 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:07.960 that was like my biggest takeaway was, man, I wish 310 00:15:07.980 --> 00:15:10.360 these guys could act better. Yeah, me too. 311 00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:12.000 You know, that was like the biggest thing on this 312 00:15:12.110 --> 00:15:14.490 one was, wow, some shitty acting on this show. 313 00:15:15.470 --> 00:15:17.970 Yeah, like, I was super into everything that they were 314 00:15:17.990 --> 00:15:21.230 selling me here until I fucking saw this acting. I mean, 315 00:15:21.309 --> 00:15:23.509 Big Show tanked this show, man. He needs to learn 316 00:15:23.570 --> 00:15:27.480 how to act. Hey, man, that's the interim SmackDown general manager. 317 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:30.340 Which we don't find out immediately somehow. I can't wait 318 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:33.059 to talk about this fucking shit, actually. Like, I was tilted. 319 00:15:36.669 --> 00:15:39.149 From the Observer, October 13th, 2008, just a couple more 320 00:15:39.190 --> 00:15:41.769 things here. One of the reasons behind putting the Colognes together, James, 321 00:15:41.860 --> 00:15:44.600 as a team, is the idea that it will improve Carlito. 322 00:15:45.100 --> 00:15:47.279 Primo has a great attitude and works hard, and they 323 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:49.019 are hopeful it will rub off on Carlito with the 324 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:51.490 idea that he won't want little brother to outshine him. 325 00:15:52.179 --> 00:15:54.429 So they put these guys together because they think Carlito sucks. 326 00:15:54.590 --> 00:15:56.610 Well, I got to tell you, like, You know, I 327 00:15:56.649 --> 00:15:58.570 don't know if I've seen very much of Carlito and 328 00:15:58.629 --> 00:16:02.470 Primo together, but they have very good like chemistry, I thought. 329 00:16:02.769 --> 00:16:06.340 Yes, I do, too. And like, listen, I like Carlito. Fuck. 330 00:16:06.580 --> 00:16:08.960 Fuck what they're saying, man. Leave my guy alone. He 331 00:16:08.980 --> 00:16:11.399 got dealt a hand. And yeah. Yeah. 332 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:14.000 I mean, like, I don't know what happened between this 333 00:16:14.090 --> 00:16:16.230 point and the time where Ric Flair said he sucked. 334 00:16:16.730 --> 00:16:19.090 But he never shook that, man. It took him a while. 335 00:16:19.820 --> 00:16:22.720 Last thing here, the SmackDown debut with an all-star lineup 336 00:16:22.779 --> 00:16:26.379 drew a 1.9 rating and 3.2 million viewers. It was 337 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:28.580 the highest rated show in the history of My Network TV, 338 00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:31.159 and both sides touted it as a victory. It clearly 339 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:32.840 was for the network, but it's hard to say if 340 00:16:32.860 --> 00:16:36.139 that's the case for WWE, being down from a 2.4 341 00:16:36.139 --> 00:16:40.139 rating and 4.41 million viewers the week before a show 342 00:16:40.419 --> 00:16:43.840 that wasn't hyped 10% as hard. That's a 27% drop 343 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:46.059 in viewers after a week where both WWE and My 344 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:51.279 Network spent tons of money advertising the switch. 3.2 million is, 345 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:53.659 I mean, by today's standards, that would be fucking unbelievable. 346 00:16:53.700 --> 00:16:57.950 But here, it was a 27% drop from one network 347 00:16:57.990 --> 00:16:59.169 to the other here for SmackDown. 348 00:16:59.690 --> 00:17:01.309 Yeah, I don't know if these numbers make any sense. 349 00:17:01.350 --> 00:17:04.509 Later on, they told me they drew like 45 million people. 350 00:17:07.410 --> 00:17:10.180 Well, that's, you know, that's when you account for inflation. 351 00:17:10.220 --> 00:17:16.339 They were accounting for inflation in 2008. As it was happening. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah. 352 00:17:16.420 --> 00:17:20.289 That sounds like WWE. Well, this is a lot more 353 00:17:20.329 --> 00:17:21.890 people if you look 20 years into the future. 354 00:17:22.269 --> 00:17:23.650 That's how they were paying dudes, too. 355 00:17:25.309 --> 00:17:26.769 You're right. Holy fuck. 356 00:17:27.349 --> 00:17:30.390 Here's $ 1, 000. 15 years from now, this would be like $ 2, 500. 357 00:17:30.269 --> 00:17:33.450 That's going to mean more if you start saving, Sean. 358 00:17:33.470 --> 00:17:38.250 If you start saving now, Jesse and Festus,

you'll do 359 00:17:38.289 --> 00:17:41.950 just fine. Well, that is it for the Observers. Now 360 00:17:41.970 --> 00:17:45.750 let's talk about WWE SmackDown October 3rd, 2008. 361 00:17:48.650 --> 00:17:53.170 All right, let's get into this 2008 SmackDown. Yes, sir, 362 00:17:53.210 --> 00:17:55.049 we promise you a great main event here tonight. 363 00:17:55.069 --> 00:17:59.529 Freddie Blassie, the maker of champions. Andre the Giant. WrestleMania. 364 00:17:59.589 --> 00:18:03.380 Pokamania is running wild. Rest in peace. My God, what 365 00:18:03.390 --> 00:18:07.539 a night. If you smell your fire. Give me a 366 00:18:07.700 --> 00:18:13.000 hell yeah. It's not over. The world is watching. Dude, 367 00:18:13.019 --> 00:18:14.680 there's one. You brought this up to me, and I 368 00:18:14.700 --> 00:18:15.960 got to bring this up to the people because we 369 00:18:16.009 --> 00:18:21.039 need the investigative reporters on the scene here. After... They say, yes, sir, 370 00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:23.480 we promise you a great main event tonight. Something is 371 00:18:23.539 --> 00:18:25.539 said and we can't figure out what it is. 372 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:28.319 Yeah, I have no idea. Like I couldn't even I 373 00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:30.059 looked it up. I couldn't find nothing. I have no 374 00:18:30.099 --> 00:18:30.720 idea what it said. 375 00:18:31.279 --> 00:18:33.960 It's in between the first line and the Freddie Blassie line. 376 00:18:33.980 --> 00:18:36.349 There's something there that the Freddie Blassie line like trumps 377 00:18:36.529 --> 00:18:38.119 and we can't figure it out. We can't hear it. 378 00:18:38.430 --> 00:18:40.150 It's some guy yelling. I don't know what it says. 379 00:18:40.369 --> 00:18:42.289 We need to know. It's important to history. 380 00:18:42.809 --> 00:18:45.849 So we start off here with the 2008 Smackdown intro. 381 00:18:46.309 --> 00:18:48.880 And I am not kidding you. I don't think I've 382 00:18:49.019 --> 00:18:50.180 ever seen this intro before. 383 00:18:50.559 --> 00:18:53.740 So, I mean, you probably have just from the video games. No, 384 00:18:54.069 --> 00:18:54.650 I wrote it down. 385 00:18:54.670 --> 00:18:56.150 I actually wrote that down in my thing. 386 00:18:56.450 --> 00:18:57.750 I don't think I've ever even seen this in a 387 00:18:57.769 --> 00:19:01.390 video game. Maybe not. It would have been 09 then 388 00:19:01.690 --> 00:19:03.579 if you would have seen it or 20. I don't 389 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:04.960 know how long it lasts, but this is the first 390 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:06.480 time they show this. This is, of course, their new 391 00:19:06.539 --> 00:19:09.740 network debut with a new intro and new song. If 392 00:19:09.779 --> 00:19:12.380 you rock like me. Song sucks. 393 00:19:12.660 --> 00:19:15.140 Yeah, they switched the song, like, within the year, I guess, 394 00:19:15.180 --> 00:19:16.900 because they switch off this network within the. 395 00:19:16.839 -->

00:19:19.000 Year, too, but... Oh, what did they change to? 396 00:19:19.380 --> 00:19:22.440 They changed it to Let It Roll by Divide the Day. 397 00:19:22.460 --> 00:19:25.740 Oh, let it roll, let it roll, I'm unstoppable. I 398 00:19:25.740 --> 00:19:26.160 know that one. 399 00:19:26.490 --> 00:19:29.750 Yeah, so, like, never seen this before in my life, 400 00:19:31.150 --> 00:19:34.490 which is odd, because I played those games a lot, 401 00:19:35.130 --> 00:19:38.819 and I somehow just... no clue what this was so 402 00:19:39.220 --> 00:19:39.759 yeah it had to. 403 00:19:39.740 --> 00:19:41.599 Have been in like the universe mode or something it 404 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:44.119 had to like it i mean you know it obviously 405 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:46.210 doesn't last long like you said and by the time 406 00:19:46.230 --> 00:19:48.190 spr 2010 comes out like. 407 00:19:48.089 --> 00:19:51.900 It's gone universe mode even in 09 fuck no is 408 00:19:51.980 --> 00:19:56.000 it no yeah i don't remember i've never seen this shit. 409 00:19:55.640 --> 00:19:59.089 No shit maybe not fuck holy shit maybe you're right 410 00:19:59.430 --> 00:20:01.730 yeah right i was like super confused i was. 411 00:20:01.670 --> 00:20:04.450 Like okay they got by mere cause lava. 412 00:20:04.150 --> 00:20:06.690 Here they got all the goats in there they got 413 00:20:06.769 --> 00:20:10.210 umaga Kendrick and Zeke Kozloff. Triple H is in it 414 00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:12.809 a lot, of course, because now he's got to work Fridays. 415 00:20:12.849 --> 00:20:14.430 He's not happy about that. He was trying to fucking 416 00:20:14.450 --> 00:20:15.210 take the weekend off. 417 00:20:15.509 --> 00:20:17.210 Yeah, I mean, it looked high definition. I'll tell you 418 00:20:17.230 --> 00:20:17.670 that much. 419 00:20:18.079 --> 00:20:20.819 Sure. I liked what they were going for there. It 420 00:20:20.839 --> 00:20:23.779 kind of felt TNA-like with the shots. Yeah, okay. I 421 00:20:23.799 --> 00:20:26.039 could see that for sure. Like they were blending in 422 00:20:26.059 --> 00:20:29.000 like the studio shots with the behind them doing moves deals. 423 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:32.839 Like it kind of felt like that. I liked it, though. 424 00:20:32.880 --> 00:20:34.220 I didn't like the song, though. I thought the song 425 00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:34.720 sucked ass. 426 00:20:34.900 --> 00:20:36.759 That's a Jim Johnston classic right there. 427 00:20:37.140 --> 00:20:41.589 Yeah, Jim Johnson featuring Jim Bagia, also known as Jimmy Bell. 428 00:20:41.769 --> 00:20:44.089 Or was it also Jimmy Bell in this? All you 429 00:20:44.109 --> 00:20:46.289 guys should be ashamed. Three Jims made a shitty song. 430 00:20:49.910 --> 00:20:51.480 You know, I heard it. 431 00:20:51.519 --> 00:20:51.720 I saw it. 432 00:20:51.799 --> 00:20:54.319 I watched it. I don't remember it. Yeah, that's probably 433 00:20:54.339 --> 00:20:57.180 for good reason. That's probably what happened

the first time 434 00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:59.200 I ever saw this, too. I probably have seen this. 435 00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:02.230 I just don't remember a damn thing about it. Nothing 436 00:21:02.250 --> 00:21:03.430 to remember, buddy. You're fine. 437 00:21:03.769 --> 00:21:04.690 It's a song like this. 438 00:21:04.789 --> 00:21:06.230 If you're rock like me. 439 00:21:06.259 --> 00:21:06.339 Yeah. 440 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:12.279 I remember my pants. If I'm on the floor, don't 441 00:21:12.359 --> 00:21:15.059 ever count me out because I will stand up strong. 442 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:17.880 It's what I'm all about. Because if you rock like me, 443 00:21:18.420 --> 00:21:21.029 you always stand your ground and you take the pain 444 00:21:21.049 --> 00:21:25.789 or then you're going down. There it is. Or that 445 00:21:25.809 --> 00:21:29.150 you're going down. This song sucks. Do you know the enemy? 446 00:21:29.869 --> 00:21:32.069 that one threw me up a fucking wall and I 447 00:21:32.089 --> 00:21:35.210 like Green Day but like that shit played so much. 448 00:21:34.869 --> 00:21:38.509 Dude like that's it's it's funny because that era is 449 00:21:38.549 --> 00:21:41.289 like I know I'm in for some taped garbage dude 450 00:21:41.349 --> 00:21:43.650 like I just know I'm in for the worst just 451 00:21:43.809 --> 00:21:45.690 uninspired show. 452 00:21:45.309 --> 00:21:48.670 Hair dryer bullshit like I know I'm watching Seamus versus 453 00:21:48.690 --> 00:21:52.539 Del Rio versus Big Show in some combination like fucking 454 00:21:52.599 --> 00:21:53.579 something's happening. 455 00:21:53.380 --> 00:21:56.680 At Christian's losing yeah like that was a big Randy 456 00:21:56.819 --> 00:21:59.640 Orton time too man yeah I wonder if anyone has 457 00:21:59.680 --> 00:22:02.420 that for this era. They hear If You Rock Like Me, 458 00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:04.200 and they're like, fuck, dude, no way. 459 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:10.240 Maybe that's their thorn in your eye. They were like, wow, 460 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:12.500 fucking If You Rock Like Me meant a lot to me. 461 00:22:13.140 --> 00:22:18.680 So Jim Ross and Taz, crazy commentary team here, Jim 462 00:22:18.779 --> 00:22:19.819 Ross and Taz. 463 00:22:20.119 --> 00:22:25.039 That's a dream. If you're thinking of what could the most... 464 00:22:25.309 --> 00:22:28.279 like annoyed two guys together doing commentary i would have 465 00:22:28.299 --> 00:22:30.920 put jr and taz in 2008 tna i. 466 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:33.319 Mean they probably lasted about an hour before they started 467 00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:35.279 arguing with each other so that was. 468 00:22:35.039 --> 00:22:38.619 Good taz taz is trying to lob stuff up and 469 00:22:38.640 --> 00:22:40.799 jr is just not having it i don't give a 470 00:22:40.900 --> 00:22:42.279 fuck it's like. 471 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:44.539 It's like one of the santino match where it's just 472 00:22:44.579 --> 00:22:46.839 like taz is trying to make a joke and jr's 473 00:22:46.859 --> 00:22:49.140 like i have no clue what you're talking about shut 474 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:54.359 up please watch the shantino. 475 00:22:53.920 --> 00:22:58.549 Gramps Can someone take this shit serious? Like, you're fucking 476 00:22:58.569 --> 00:23:06.390 pissing me off, Taz. WrestleMania. Would you please take it serious, Taz? WrestleMania. 477 00:23:08.630 --> 00:23:10.940 He's talking about the honkity-tonkity man, Taz. Like, what the 478 00:23:10.980 --> 00:23:14.779 fuck are you not listening for? Oh, son of a gun. Taz, 479 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:21.539 could you take this serious? Okay, dude. I'm freaking taking 480 00:23:21.579 --> 00:23:27.420 it serious, dude. I am watching it. Watch it. I'm 481 00:23:27.460 --> 00:23:32.359 calling the fucking match. Maybe jump over there, JR. Bust 482 00:23:32.380 --> 00:23:36.940 you up. You don't want this, son. You do not 483 00:23:36.980 --> 00:23:37.279 want this. 484 00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:42.240 Yeah, so Jim Ross and Taz, man, they welcome us 485 00:23:42.299 --> 00:23:45.369 into Green Bay, Wisconsin. Takes them a minute for them 486 00:23:45.380 --> 00:23:46.569 to tell us where we're at. I thought we were 487 00:23:46.589 --> 00:23:47.470 just going to skip over it. 488 00:23:47.670 --> 00:23:49.789 Dude, yeah, I mean, they probably were worried about the 489 00:23:49.869 --> 00:23:52.640 riot because Ken Kennedy wasn't here in Green Bay. They 490 00:23:52.660 --> 00:23:53.490 just didn't want to mention it. 491 00:23:53.720 --> 00:23:55.579 Was he wrestling here in WWE at this point? 492 00:23:55.960 --> 00:24:00.039 Oh, he might have been suspended when everyone got suspended. Oh, PEDs. Yeah, 493 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:02.779 that might be right. Something like that. They got Edge, too. 494 00:24:03.220 --> 00:24:05.390 They got a lot of fucking people, dude. They got 495 00:24:05.430 --> 00:24:07.609 a lot of people. Kendrick just got a push because 496 00:24:07.650 --> 00:24:10.630 of what it looks like. Yeah, Green Bay, Wisconsin, for 497 00:24:10.650 --> 00:24:15.890 this all-star kickoff. Over 50 superstars here on this show. 498 00:24:16.500 --> 00:24:19.519 And they just show, like, a graphic of just all 499 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:22.069 the stars are here. Like, Kozlov. 500 00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:25.150 Dude, yeah, Vladimir Kozlov was on this list here. They 501 00:24:25.190 --> 00:24:26.630 had Ted DiBiase Jr. 502 00:24:26.650 --> 00:24:30.450 Dude, they show Santino with photoshopped Intercontinental title from, like, 503 00:24:30.549 --> 00:24:31.950 when he first won the belt. 504 00:24:32.250 --> 00:24:35.509 Yeah, so, dude, I think, like, he just debuted the 505 00:24:35.549 --> 00:24:38.789 singlet here. Or, like, he just debuted it, like, on Raw. 506 00:24:39.069 --> 00:24:41.589 Yeah, okay. Sure, that makes sense. 507 00:24:41.890 --> 00:24:44.029 Or it's the first time Jim Ross has ever looked 508 00:24:44.049 -->

00:24:48.950 at Santino before. Because he's the one that says it 509 00:24:48.990 --> 00:24:51.430 on the show. He says at some point on the show, 510 00:24:51.450 --> 00:24:53.170 he says like, yeah, I just saw this for the 511 00:24:53.210 --> 00:24:54.269 first time last week. 512 00:24:54.609 --> 00:24:58.019 Yeah, I like that shit. I mean, Santino's been on 513 00:24:58.099 --> 00:25:01.099 Raw since 2007. So like he's been here for a 514 00:25:01.140 --> 00:25:04.380 minute and they still are using like his first fucking 515 00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:05.599 week shot for this. 516 00:25:05.859 --> 00:25:07.660 He never showed up to take pictures, you know. 517 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:12.279 That happens pretty often. More often than people would know, actually. Yeah, 518 00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:15.000 Ted DiBiase, great colleagues on this. I got excited for that. 519 00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:17.019 I was hoping he'd be on this. Yeah, me too. 520 00:25:17.079 --> 00:25:19.319 I was excited to see Great Khali Big Show. You know, 521 00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:21.349 he's got the single strap singlet. 522 00:25:21.650 --> 00:25:25.670 Sure, man. And which, you know, like you can I 523 00:25:25.710 --> 00:25:27.930 wonder if you can look at Big Show's like run 524 00:25:28.130 --> 00:25:30.990 and see like what if he was enjoying his time, 525 00:25:31.029 --> 00:25:33.750 depending on how the strap was. Yeah, right. 526 00:25:33.789 --> 00:25:35.880 Like how kept his beard is really. 527 00:25:35.900 --> 00:25:40.099 Holy shit in the hair. Absolutely. Now, I will say, James, 528 00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:42.920 and I'm sure you also felt the same way. I 529 00:25:42.980 --> 00:25:46.299 went into this knowing legit. I had no memories of 530 00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:49.049 what was going on in October of 2008 for WWE, 531 00:25:49.109 --> 00:25:51.809 especially SmackDown. I had no clue who the champions could 532 00:25:51.829 --> 00:25:54.089 have been or what the fuck was going on. And 533 00:25:54.109 --> 00:25:55.650 I feel like there was at least two to three 534 00:25:55.690 --> 00:25:58.289 things here that startled me as we watched this show. 535 00:25:58.970 --> 00:26:02.980 I knew for a fact that, that The Undertaker was, like, 536 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:03.920 the top guy here. 537 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:05.980 And he was coming back. Right. 538 00:26:06.039 --> 00:26:08.700 Like, I knew for a fact, like, that we were 539 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:11.299 going to see Undertaker, and he's going to be stalking somebody. 540 00:26:11.339 --> 00:26:13.559 That's pretty much all he did whenever we watched this era, so. 541 00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:16.460 Yeah, he's hurt, of course, also. He's limping around, I believe, 542 00:26:16.500 --> 00:26:16.940 at this time. 543 00:26:17.259 --> 00:26:19.000 He's still showing up, though, you know, because his love 544 00:26:19.019 --> 00:26:19.740 for his business. 545 00:26:20.019 --> 00:26:21.740 And because a bunch of people just got popped, so, 546 00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:24.460 you know, yeah. You know, that'll get you, too. But, 547 00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:26.430 you know, it's also the love for his business. Well, 548 00:26:26.470 --> 00:26:29.349 of course! Sorry, of course. Especially his love for My 549 00:26:29.369 --> 00:26:29.789 Network TV! 550 00:26:30.549 --> 00:26:30.910 Right. 551 00:26:30.970 --> 00:26:32.849 I mean, how could he miss the debut? That's probably 552 00:26:32.869 --> 00:26:34.049 what his thought process was. 553 00:26:34.069 --> 00:26:36.349 Like, they need me. I want to be on Judge 554 00:26:36.369 --> 00:26:36.930 Joe Brown. 555 00:26:36.950 --> 00:26:38.490 No, you don't. 556 00:26:38.549 --> 00:26:40.650 Hey, I'll tell you right now. I'll take care of business. 557 00:26:42.730 --> 00:26:45.630 Of course, we also have an all-star kickoff main event tonight, James, 558 00:26:45.670 --> 00:26:48.380 for the first time ever on Network TV. Champion versus 559 00:26:48.500 --> 00:26:52.500 champion versus champion. All three champions from all three brands, 560 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:55.559 which is, of course, Jericho is the SmackDown champion. Triple 561 00:26:55.579 --> 00:26:58.059 H is the Raw champion. And Matt Hardy is the 562 00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:01.119 ECW champion. Or no, maybe that's fucking wrong. Jericho's the 563 00:27:01.140 --> 00:27:03.880 Raw champion, isn't he? Yeah, that's right. Fuck, yeah, Triple 564 00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:05.660 H is SmackDown champion. Yeah, sorry, I'm just not used 565 00:27:05.700 --> 00:27:07.000 to that. Yeah, right. 566 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:10.380 The World Heavyweight Championship's on Raw, right? That changes eventually. 567 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:11.349 Changes a lot. 568 00:27:12.109 --> 00:27:13.740 So we start the night off here. We got the 569 00:27:13.900 --> 00:27:18.809 all-star eight-man tag here. It's Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Fit Finlay, 570 00:27:18.849 --> 00:27:23.269 and Batista. And they're taking on MVP JBL, The Brian Kendrick, 571 00:27:23.809 --> 00:27:24.549 and Kane. 572 00:27:24.970 --> 00:27:29.619 Oh my god, like... These entrances just felt never ending, dude. Yeah, man. 573 00:27:29.690 --> 00:27:32.099 All-star eight-man tag sounds crazy in WB. 574 00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:33.839 I got to be honest with you. It does, especially 2008. 575 00:27:33.819 --> 00:27:38.940 You guys do not have all-stars. No, they're cooking here. 576 00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:45.009 I mean, what? Jeff Hardy came out first. He's like 577 00:27:45.029 --> 00:27:47.009 the king of 2008 in my mind. Like, I feel 578 00:27:47.029 --> 00:27:48.210 like everybody loved Jeff Hardy 2008. 579 00:27:48.190 --> 00:27:51.490 Yeah, something that might be underlooked on this show. So 580 00:27:51.569 --> 00:27:53.990 earlier they were running down the people on the show. 581 00:27:54.009 --> 00:27:56.970 I mean, this is the order it went in. Triple H, 582 00:27:57.210 --> 00:28:02.049

WWE champion, Jeff Hardy, Batista. Jeff Hardy went before Batista. 583 00:28:02.069 --> 00:28:03.069 That's crazy. Yes. 584 00:28:03.450 --> 00:28:04.410 Yeah, super over. 585 00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:07.200 Super over. He's facing Triple H for the belt at 586 00:28:07.220 --> 00:28:09.539 the pay-per-view. So JR and Taz are on commentary, as 587 00:28:09.579 --> 00:28:11.599 we said, and Taz says, well, you know, Vickie Guerrero, 588 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:14.220 the GM, she's not here tonight, so we have no 589 00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:18.670 idea who's running the show. What are you talking about? 590 00:28:18.970 --> 00:28:21.450 Why would this ever happen? That like gave me like 591 00:28:21.849 --> 00:28:24.410 end of WCW PTSD where they just said shit like that. 592 00:28:24.670 --> 00:28:25.990 The fuck are you talking about? You don't know who's 593 00:28:26.029 --> 00:28:28.299 running the show. You're on the show. You knew these 594 00:28:28.339 --> 00:28:29.799 matches are happening. Who booked them? 595 00:28:30.140 --> 00:28:31.559 Did Vicky get popped for PEDs? 596 00:28:33.299 --> 00:28:36.019 But why is she not here? She didn't want to work. 597 00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:40.299 Holy fuck. She doesn't fuck with my network TV. They 598 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:41.660 had to write her off. She fucking hates this network. 599 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:42.460 She took a stand, man. 600 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.269 What you guys are doing to King Kennedy makes me 601 00:28:44.460 --> 00:28:44.890 fucking sick. 602 00:28:44.970 --> 00:28:49.539 What? She heard that Chavo was getting brutally beaten by 603 00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:51.940 the Undertaker every week, and she just had enough. Can't 604 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:53.180 take it anymore. I had to stand up, you know? 605 00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:55.839 I'm just sick of this shit. Rey Mysterio is not 606 00:28:55.859 --> 00:28:57.960 doing the jump out from the floor anymore. We're in 607 00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:00.160 that era of Rey Mysterio. He's still over, though. 608 00:29:00.420 --> 00:29:02.079 Yeah, something I thought that was really cool with all 609 00:29:02.099 --> 00:29:04.660 these entrances for everybody here is, like, all the top 610 00:29:04.700 --> 00:29:06.759 guys got pyro. You know, that was still cool to see. 611 00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:10.180 Yeah, that is fucking awesome. I specifically love when Rey 612 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.140 does the mask-to-mask thing with the fan, and he tells them, 613 00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:14.420 do something with your life, you little bitch. 614 00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:16.680 Yeah, he taught a couple of them, right? 615 00:29:19.970 --> 00:29:22.950 That's like, you know, that helps somebody grow. You know 616 00:29:22.970 --> 00:29:24.539 what I mean? You got to toughen up. Sometimes you 617 00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:26.140 just got to hear it. Sometimes you do. 618 00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:28.000 Sometimes you just got to hear it from Rey Mysterio. 619 00:29:29.539 --> 00:29:34.119 Face to face. Hornswoggle's music hits and I was like, wow, 620 00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:35.809 Hornswoggle's on this team. 621 00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:42.640 Oh yeah yeah fit philly and hornswoggle from ecw man 622 00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:44.660 they come out they start throwing shit to the crowd 623 00:29:44.700 --> 00:29:46.640 i swore that he threw that shillelagh in there i 624 00:29:46.660 --> 00:29:50.839 said oh my god he. 625 00:29:50.779 --> 00:29:52.299 Heads into somebody in the front row do something real 626 00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:57.380 life you little bitch that's what hornswoggle was telling everybody Yeah, 627 00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:00.940 JR says, the Belfast brawler Finley who loves to fight. Oh, 628 00:30:01.019 --> 00:30:07.369 and his four-foot, four-inch son, Hornswoggle. That's his son? Why, 629 00:30:07.390 --> 00:30:11.309 his son. Yeah, who'd he fuck for that? That couldn't 630 00:30:11.349 --> 00:30:13.829 just be his boy. Like, it had to be his son, man. 631 00:30:13.890 --> 00:30:15.180 Hell yeah. 632 00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:16.799 It had to be Vince's son, and then it had 633 00:30:16.819 --> 00:30:17.779 to be Finley's son. 634 00:30:17.799 --> 00:30:20.559 Of course. I'm surprised they never did an angle where 635 00:30:20.579 --> 00:30:22.119 they brought in Hornswoggle's mom. 636 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:23.640 Yeah, I mean, I don't even know who it could 637 00:30:23.660 --> 00:30:23.940 have been. 638 00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:34.460 Linder McMahon? Hornswoggle is my son. First thing she says. 639 00:30:36.779 --> 00:30:44.150 Good evening, my son. Wow, that sounds awesome. Why didn't 640 00:30:44.170 --> 00:30:44.690 they do that? 641 00:30:45.829 --> 00:30:48.990 Just, you know, they're worried about acting and not so 642 00:30:49.049 --> 00:30:51.690 much about what they're doing with Hornswoggle. 643 00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:56.400 I think Linda got popped for PZs. I think Hornswoggle 644 00:30:56.440 --> 00:31:00.950 got popped. And they threw him out of a limousine. 645 00:31:01.230 --> 00:31:05.569 That sucks. Put him in a fucking pillowcase and threw 646 00:31:05.589 --> 00:31:07.970 him out of a limousine. That's fucked up that they 647 00:31:08.009 --> 00:31:09.940 did that. I'm telling you right now, they didn't do 648 00:31:09.980 --> 00:31:16.539 that to nobody else. Everyone else just got to go home. Yeah, man, 649 00:31:16.579 --> 00:31:22.069 that sucks. Poor guy. They tried to kill Swoggle. Swoggle McMahon. 650 00:31:27.849 --> 00:31:30.079 MVP comes out and Gregory Helms shows up in a 651 00:31:30.099 --> 00:31:31.559 little bubble. Yeah. 652 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:32.319 Oh, my God. 653 00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:32.619 Yeah. 654 00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:34.779 Gregory Helms. I wrote down Shane Helms. 655 00:31:35.140 --> 00:31:37.920 No, no more Shane. Can't be Shane in WWE. There's 656 00:31:37.940 --> 00:31:45.210 other Shane's here. McMahon. Where? Well, it's

not here now, 657 00:31:45.349 --> 00:31:48.970 but like they were here. Kane's about to shock his balls. 658 00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:55.720 That's all they had until the 8, man. Dude, you're right. 659 00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:58.700 I know. Look, they had Jeff Hardy. Look, either Jeff 660 00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:01.829 Hardy's winning or Kane's shocking Shane's balls. Like, what else 661 00:32:01.849 --> 00:32:04.670 we got? Come on. Shane was fighting with Randy Orton 662 00:32:04.710 --> 00:32:07.910 and fucking shit. Oh, he had that. Oh, okay. 663 00:32:07.970 --> 00:32:08.289 All right. 664 00:32:08.329 --> 00:32:10.430 Where's Randy Orton? Orton's on Raw. 665 00:32:11.049 --> 00:32:11.369 Yeah. 666 00:32:11.769 --> 00:32:14.529 Gregory Helm shows up and he says, MVP, SmackDown's highest 667 00:32:14.569 --> 00:32:17.549 paid performer. Man, we got hosed on that deal. I 668 00:32:17.589 --> 00:32:21.650 want my money back. I'm just saying. Is that his 669 00:32:21.690 --> 00:32:24.660 new thing? I'm just saying. I think so, which gets 670 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:27.019 super over. What's up with that? Yeah, why can't he 671 00:32:27.059 --> 00:32:28.859 just do that? Yeah, I don't know. That's crazy. 672 00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:31.660 MVP got the highest paid deal in SmackDown history. 673 00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:35.519 They're saying in WWE history. Oh, they said WWE history? Yeah, 674 00:32:35.579 --> 00:32:37.690 like he's SmackDown's highest paid performer, but he has the 675 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:39.529 biggest contract in WWE history. 676 00:32:40.089 --> 00:32:42.150 Yeah, you know, MVP comes out here, too, man. He 677 00:32:42.190 --> 00:32:43.029 looks awesome. 678 00:32:43.390 --> 00:32:46.109 Dude, he does look great. His whole presentation is awesome. Like, 679 00:32:47.390 --> 00:32:49.750 I kind of can't believe he didn't get at least, like, 680 00:32:49.990 --> 00:32:51.630 a one-month world title run. 681 00:32:51.990 --> 00:32:55.440 Yeah, I love this MVP deal. Like, the inflatable with 682 00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:59.160 the pyro and all this shit. Like, yeah, you talk 683 00:32:59.180 --> 00:33:01.740 about your Ken Kennedy. Fuck that. MVP should have been 684 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:02.539 the world champion. 685 00:33:02.619 --> 00:33:04.819 You know what I mean? Don't say that too loud 686 00:33:04.859 --> 00:33:07.900 here in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sean. Damn. Damn. 687 00:33:08.269 --> 00:33:10.349 He gets popped right before they go to green bay 688 00:33:10.390 --> 00:33:12.049 wisconsin man that sucks. 689 00:33:12.250 --> 00:33:14.710 That's fucking don't worry he'll be back and then he'll 690 00:33:14.730 --> 00:33:15.390 be fired. 691 00:33:15.369 --> 00:33:17.470 Yeah they slowly take away all the shit from mvp 692 00:33:17.490 --> 00:33:21.849 though he stopped using the inflatable he stopped using the pyro. 693 00:33:21.589 --> 00:33:24.420 Once uh once they've stopped thinking that they could strap 694 00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:26.400 the rocket to you just kind of become a dude 695 00:33:26.420 --> 00:33:28.160 on the show you lose all your shit and you 696 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:29.700 come in and do your job that's it. 697 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:33.390 Yeah man that fucking sucks like there's probably like an 698 00:33:33.430 --> 00:33:36.789 entire fucking generation of people that, that watch this shit. 699 00:33:37.109 --> 00:33:38.869 And they don't even really ever see pyro. 700 00:33:39.289 --> 00:33:39.970 Oh my God. 701 00:33:40.029 --> 00:33:40.250 Yeah. 702 00:33:40.289 --> 00:33:42.670 They get the fake right back sound pyro. 703 00:33:43.890 --> 00:33:46.170 They might get some like a mania or something, but 704 00:33:46.190 --> 00:33:48.690 like week to week, like MVP comes out here. He 705 00:33:48.730 --> 00:33:51.670 gets the inflatable entrance and the pyro on like a SmackDown. 706 00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:52.740 Like that's nuts, man. 707 00:33:53.019 --> 00:33:56.079 Look how many dudes in this injustice match got pyro. Yeah. 708 00:33:56.099 --> 00:33:57.660 It made them look huge. Made them look like stars. 709 00:33:57.700 --> 00:33:58.440 I like that, man. 710 00:33:58.640 --> 00:33:58.900 Yeah. 711 00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:00.160 Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. 712 00:34:00.180 --> 00:34:04.529 But yeah, MVP, man, the, right here, right now, like, 713 00:34:04.569 --> 00:34:06.789 this guy should have been mega pushed. 714 00:34:07.170 --> 00:34:09.610 Yeah, I think so, too. I think so, too. I 715 00:34:09.630 --> 00:34:12.349 don't know why, like, because he's, you know, he's kind 716 00:34:12.389 --> 00:34:14.610 of stuck in the midcard forever. I don't know. I'm 717 00:34:14.670 --> 00:34:17.650 sure he gets, like, some world title matches. Like, I'm 718 00:34:17.670 --> 00:34:20.000 sure he, you know, Batista beats him a few times, but, like, 719 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:23.039 I don't really remember any standout main event runs for him. 720 00:34:23.059 --> 00:34:25.260 I think the one that I even remember off the 721 00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:26.579 top of my head is the Matt Hardy. 722 00:34:26.340 --> 00:34:28.800 Feud he had. Yeah, the US title deal, right? Yeah, 723 00:34:28.820 --> 00:34:31.050 where they were tag champs and shit. Yeah, like, Other 724 00:34:31.070 --> 00:34:32.889 than that, like, I don't really remember him doing much 725 00:34:33.010 --> 00:34:35.070 on the high end. And that was obviously not a 726 00:34:35.090 --> 00:34:36.489 high end angle. It was a mid-card deal. 727 00:34:36.530 --> 00:34:38.570 Yeah, I mean, like, especially in an era where, like, 728 00:34:39.449 --> 00:34:41.929 no one gave a fuck anymore. Like, give this guy 729 00:34:41.949 --> 00:34:42.710 the fucking bell. 730 00:34:42.750 --> 00:34:45.010 Yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah, right. 731 00:34:45.510 --> 00:34:47.230 Well, JBL from Raw comes out here. 732 00:34:55.739 --> 00:34:57.650 His driver was really bald. I wrote that here. I 733

00:34:57.670 --> 00:35:02.030 don't know why he was bald though. There he is. Yeah, man. 734 00:35:02.090 --> 00:35:04.369 Like he came in, he did his entrance and they said, 735 00:35:04.449 --> 00:35:06.130 all right, anyways, Brian Kendrick. 736 00:35:06.389 --> 00:35:11.739 Dude, Kendrick comes out with the fucking jacket. Ezekiel Jackson's 737 00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:15.059 with him. He's dancing down the ring. Like this, I 738 00:35:15.099 --> 00:35:15.840 was digging this. 739 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:20.559 Dude, Kendrick even getting this run is like a testament 740 00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:23.349 to his era. Like nowadays he would have had the 741 00:35:23.389 --> 00:35:25.559 tag thing with Paul London and It would have gone 742 00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:28.139 back to NXT. It would have gone to evolve and 743 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:28.840 he would have been fired. 744 00:35:29.139 --> 00:35:32.420 That's fucking unbelievably true. Yeah. 745 00:35:32.460 --> 00:35:35.389 Like it's actually crazy that he got this run here. Um, 746 00:35:35.829 --> 00:35:37.949 and like, I think a ton of people probably remember 747 00:35:37.969 --> 00:35:38.630 this run, too. 748 00:35:38.969 --> 00:35:41.849 Yeah, no, I think so, too. I mean, like we 749 00:35:41.889 --> 00:35:43.369 talked about it before a few times on the show, 750 00:35:43.409 --> 00:35:46.030 but I will never forget the gif of Brian Kendrick 751 00:35:46.110 --> 00:35:48.530 WWE champion. Ah, the scramble. Yeah, sure. 752 00:35:48.590 --> 00:35:48.949 Yes. 753 00:35:49.050 --> 00:35:53.789 Yeah, right. Like, how the fuck was he in that match? Yeah, right. 754 00:35:53.849 --> 00:35:56.230 Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know what the fuck 755 00:35:56.250 --> 00:35:58.380 they pitched for this dude to, like, get this gimmick 756 00:35:58.389 --> 00:35:58.820 or whatever. 757 00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:01.559 But I made the most of it, man. Theme song 758 00:36:01.579 --> 00:36:03.360 was dope too. I like that. I'm the man with 759 00:36:03.420 --> 00:36:04.800 a plan. Yeah. 760 00:36:04.860 --> 00:36:05.570 Yeah, right. 761 00:36:05.699 --> 00:36:07.510 I think he brings that back when he does the 762 00:36:07.570 --> 00:36:09.250 Cruiserweight Classic run. 763 00:36:09.090 --> 00:36:11.949 Or at least a version of it. I forgot about that. Yes. 764 00:36:12.630 --> 00:36:15.320 Well, Kane from Raw is here and two weeks ago, 765 00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:18.019 he big booted Rey Mysterio out of midair and then 766 00:36:18.099 --> 00:36:19.360 chokeslammed the fuck out of him. 767 00:36:19.659 --> 00:36:21.679 Dude, they were like, JR was like, wow, you see 768 00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:25.840 this shit? Check this shit out. Two weeks ago, Ray 769 00:36:25.860 --> 00:36:28.300 was going for like a springback and Kane boots him 770 00:36:28.340 --> 00:36:30.849 out of the sky and then deadlift choke slams him. 771 00:36:31.179 --> 00:36:32.480 And then he tells him he's a coward because he 772 00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:34.579 hides behind a mask, which I thought was very funny. 773 00:36:34.739 --> 00:36:37.639 Good gimmick. Yeah, I like that. And that's like, because 774 00:36:37.659 --> 00:36:39.460 they're having a match at No Mercy and if Ray loses, 775 00:36:39.500 --> 00:36:44.019 he takes the mask off, which, wow, we've never seen that. No, right? Yeah, 776 00:36:44.059 --> 00:36:47.340 that's never been done. No, especially not in 2K. No, 777 00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:50.980 absolutely fucking not. Don't you even think about it. You 778 00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:52.780 put that fucking mask on and then overalls. 779 00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:55.559 Yeah, it cuts back from this pre-tape and it shows 780 00:36:55.619 --> 00:36:56.840 Kane's shitty little smile. 781 00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:59.360 I thought that was funny. He's a, I mean, he 782 00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.159 is a shitty smile bastard. This guy is. He always 783 00:37:02.199 --> 00:37:04.260 has been. So we start things off here. 784 00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:06.929 Fit Finley and Brian Kendrick are the ones that kick 785 00:37:06.949 --> 00:37:09.769 this one off. Kendrick tries to do some holds here. 786 00:37:09.829 --> 00:37:12.639 Finley is just I mean, his style was so smash mouth. 787 00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:15.400 I mean, he just elbows this dude. Atomic drops this dude. 788 00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:16.980 He's just beating the fuck out of this guy. 789 00:37:17.340 --> 00:37:21.000 Dude, I love I love watching Finley all the time, man. Like, yeah, 790 00:37:21.219 --> 00:37:23.500 he he's so snug. Like, you know, guys like him 791 00:37:23.539 --> 00:37:26.429 and Regal and fucking Benoit. Like those guys were always 792 00:37:26.769 --> 00:37:30.409 throwing with intent. Like, I love watching. And like, you know, 793 00:37:30.429 --> 00:37:32.329 you can see it here. Like Finley, you know, he 794 00:37:32.510 --> 00:37:33.889 probably could have taken it easy in this match. This 795 00:37:33.949 --> 00:37:36.369 is a fucking house show main event eight way. He's 796 00:37:36.409 --> 00:37:39.139 beating the fuck out of Ryan Kendrick. Yeah, he always did. 797 00:37:39.179 --> 00:37:40.920 He just loves to fight, man. You know, that's what 798 00:37:40.940 --> 00:37:44.710 his thing is. Oh, fuck. So it is. What the fuck? 799 00:37:44.869 --> 00:37:47.809 I was about to say, like, guys like Dave England 800 00:37:47.869 --> 00:37:51.949 got a run here. Dave England. Dave Taylor. Dave England 801 00:37:52.010 --> 00:37:55.329 was on this show, to be fair. Like, technically, that's 802 00:37:55.369 --> 00:37:58.800 what he was. Holy shit, man. Yeah, wow. 803 00:37:59.119 --> 00:38:01.199 Yeah, I wish Dave England was as shit as pants. 804 00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:05.480 Dave England with that shit-ass style. Shit in his drawers. 805 00:38:05.500 --> 00:38:09.420 I don't know. On my network TV. What a way 806 00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:12.460 to kick things off here. Dave England shits

his pants. 807 00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:19.639 Finley's boy, Dave England shits his pants again. That's Finley's 808 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.239 other son, Dave England. I think that dude just shit 809 00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:28.969 his pants. There's also like a loud ass air conditioner 810 00:38:29.010 --> 00:38:31.309 going off during this whole show. Damn, man. 811 00:38:31.329 --> 00:38:32.789 I mean, we had that once on a show. 812 00:38:32.809 --> 00:38:35.150 You remember that? Dude, yeah. What the fuck was that? 813 00:38:35.190 --> 00:38:35.949 Was that the armory? 814 00:38:36.380 --> 00:38:39.400 Yeah, so one time at the armory, the AC was 815 00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:42.059 on crazy, and then the next time, the shit was 816 00:38:42.099 --> 00:38:43.820 just broken, so it was super hot. 817 00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:46.949 Yeah, dude, it was, I mean, the air conditioning situation 818 00:38:46.969 --> 00:38:49.210 in that building was always a goddamn gamble. You never 819 00:38:49.230 --> 00:38:50.789 knew what we were walking into. Like, I could ask 820 00:38:50.809 --> 00:38:52.449 them the night before, and they'd say, ah, fuck, I 821 00:38:52.449 --> 00:38:54.909 don't know. I don't know, yeah, all right, cool. It's 822 00:38:55.050 --> 00:38:59.590 only 115 degrees in here. That's cool, though. Dude, I mean, 823 00:38:59.610 --> 00:39:01.840 they were on an absolute train on Brian Kendrick here. Like, 824 00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:03.840 this is so fucking funny. This is like the opposite 825 00:39:03.860 --> 00:39:05.460 of how a tag usually starts. 826 00:39:05.860 --> 00:39:07.760 I mean, they beat his ass all the way through 827 00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:09.079 multiple commercials, man. 828 00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:12.650 Like, the babyfaces having the heat for the entire first 829 00:39:12.670 --> 00:39:14.650 half of this match and just putting the boots to 830 00:39:14.670 --> 00:39:17.989 Brian Kendrick is so goddamn funny. I mean, he gets destroyed. 831 00:39:18.570 --> 00:39:19.570 So Batista comes in. 832 00:39:19.610 --> 00:39:22.500 He hits a vertical suplex for a two here. Finley 833 00:39:22.539 --> 00:39:25.280 comes in, he hits a European uppercut on Kendrick, knocks 834 00:39:25.340 --> 00:39:26.380 him the fuck. 835 00:39:26.260 --> 00:39:29.429 Out, man. That made such a crazy sound. He blitzed 836 00:39:29.469 --> 00:39:31.619 him with that. and then he goes outside to hit 837 00:39:31.659 --> 00:39:33.340 the classic apron spot. 838 00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:35.920 Dude he just starts beating him down like his style 839 00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:39.440 he's just an old bastard man like this guy just 840 00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.380 an old bastard. 841 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:43.260 I love it I love it man I mean and 842 00:39:43.300 --> 00:39:45.320 Kendrick has taken every bit of it dude. 843 00:39:45.590 --> 00:39:48.230 So Finley traps Kendrick in the apron here and beats 844 00:39:48.269 --> 00:39:51.730 his ass. Hornswoggle then gets on the apron and jumps 845 00:39:51.809 --> 00:39:57.050 on MVP. That's his son, by the way. 846 00:39:57.489 --> 00:39:59.809 My name is Finley, and he came out of my balls. 847 00:40:03.250 --> 00:40:05.269 At first, he's like a mythical leprechaun, so I don't 848 00:40:05.329 --> 00:40:08.090 even know if he was supposed to have a dad. Yeah, 849 00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:08.610 you're right. 850 00:40:08.659 --> 00:40:10.699 Yeah, it was some deal like that, right? Well, I mean, 851 00:40:10.920 --> 00:40:12.960 what was the original deal? He was Vince McMahon's son. 852 00:40:13.460 --> 00:40:14.179 Yeah, right. 853 00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:14.739 And then. 854 00:40:15.019 --> 00:40:17.860 From who? He wasn't. From what? He had a fling 855 00:40:17.909 --> 00:40:18.409 on the road. 856 00:40:18.429 --> 00:40:19.739 In. 857 00:40:20.849 --> 00:40:27.289 Ireland? Don't you even be running there? It was the 858 00:40:27.389 --> 00:40:29.650 one time of year. There we go. 859 00:40:29.690 --> 00:40:29.989 Okay. 860 00:40:30.449 --> 00:40:34.250 That's... Whatever. Vince just believed it all. Fuck, that's my son. 861 00:40:34.349 --> 00:40:36.670 When the fuck was that? 20 years ago? Like, this 862 00:40:36.750 --> 00:40:39.989 is a grown man. That was... That was three weeks ago. Fuck. 863 00:40:41.070 --> 00:40:42.300 He just happened to be in WWE. 864 00:40:42.340 --> 00:40:46.099 Like, this is crazy. Like, okay. Yeah, the circumstances are unbelievable. 865 00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:47.900 So he didn't show up at TNA, he showed up 866 00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.230 at WWE. You know, well, he knew where his dad was. 867 00:40:51.170 --> 00:40:51.670 He showed up at. 868 00:40:51.670 --> 00:40:58.159 TNA and they said, next door, jackass. Yeah. Yeah, so 869 00:40:58.179 --> 00:40:59.690 we go to commercial here. We come back. 870 00:40:59.949 --> 00:41:03.329 Brian Kendrick still getting his ass whooped. Oh, my God. No, 871 00:41:03.510 --> 00:41:05.550 we don't come back to Kendrick Heat. We come back 872 00:41:05.590 --> 00:41:08.530 to Kendrick getting kicked in his fucking head by Rey Mysterio. 873 00:41:08.869 --> 00:41:11.230 Yeah, Jeff Hardy comes in. He hits a dropkick. I mean, 874 00:41:11.250 --> 00:41:12.670 they're still beating this dude up here. 875 00:41:12.989 --> 00:41:16.010 Yes, man. I mean, Jeff is so fucking over, and 876 00:41:16.050 --> 00:41:17.989 he's just doing whatever he wants to Kendrick. Kendrick is 877 00:41:18.030 --> 00:41:20.710 trying to fight back, but, like, it's getting cut off. 878 00:41:21.190 --> 00:41:25.250 Finley comes in. He runs into a Kendrick dropkick, and Kendrick, 879 00:41:25.869 --> 00:41:27.469 You got to give one back, man. He kicks the 880 00:41:27.530 --> 00:41:28.690 shit out of Finley here. 881 00:41:29.030 --> 00:41:30.030 Dude, he gives him a good one. I don't know 882 00:41:30.050 --> 00:41:31.900 if it was in his head or shoulder, but he 883 00:41:31.920 -->

00:41:34.179 kind of lights him up there. And then behind him, 884 00:41:34.260 --> 00:41:37.980 Hornswoggle is in Kendrick's jacket dancing. Dude, yeah. 885 00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:40.960 Kendrick does his little dance after he finally gets up here. 886 00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:43.639 And then the shot is awesome. It's like this hard 887 00:41:43.690 --> 00:41:46.510 cam shot. And then on the apron behind him, Hornswoggle 888 00:41:46.550 --> 00:41:48.369 walks up with the jacket on and starts doing his 889 00:41:48.389 --> 00:41:49.670 little dance on the apron too. 890 00:41:50.289 --> 00:41:52.829 What is that? Fucking Finley's son or something? Yeah, what 891 00:41:52.889 --> 00:41:59.510 is that? Vince's son over there? Who is this? Tash, 892 00:41:59.550 --> 00:42:01.139 would you fucking take this a little serious? 893 00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:05.119 So yeah, Kendrick chases him, man. He chases him to 894 00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:08.059 the outside. Finley, I mean, this was crazy. 895 00:42:08.500 --> 00:42:12.360 Hornswoggle runs and Finley jumps over him and then lands 896 00:42:12.780 --> 00:42:16.300 and then lines Kendrick. Yes, and then Ezekiel Jackson has 897 00:42:16.340 --> 00:42:18.840 to give him a one-four. He fucking blitzes Finley with 898 00:42:18.860 --> 00:42:19.840 a clothesline on the floor. 899 00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:21.260 Hell yeah, that's Big Rick. 900 00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:24.500 I love that motherfucker, man. I've always been an Ezekiel 901 00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:26.639 Jackson fan. I think he's awesome. Big bastard. 902 00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:28.900 Fucking fantastic theme song, too. 903 00:42:28.940 --> 00:42:31.599 By the way. Dude, holy shit. And he always looked 904 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:34.840 absolutely insane. I mean, this dude is massive. And he 905 00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:42.030 was in the core. What's that? Yeah. That's right. 906 00:42:42.619 --> 00:42:45.900 So JBL tags in. Time for some fucking heat. Finally, 907 00:42:45.940 --> 00:42:49.139 someone gets booed in this match, man. Like, he comes in. 908 00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:51.420 I mean, he gets massive boos. 909 00:42:51.739 --> 00:42:58.199 Well, this is also a taped SmackDown. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, 910 00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:02.590 that was real. Okay, sorry. I apologize. So JBL comes 911 00:43:02.690 --> 00:43:05.550 in to, I mean, nuclear boos from the hottest crowd 912 00:43:05.610 --> 00:43:09.349 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Yeah, this happened September 30th. Oh, yeah. 913 00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:16.119 So JBL comes in, he drops elbows on Finley. 914 00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:16.860 He gets a two. 915 00:43:17.380 --> 00:43:19.340 Kane comes in and does the shittiest shit he can 916 00:43:19.380 --> 00:43:19.860 think of. 917 00:43:20.199 --> 00:43:22.340 Okay, dude, you want a night off? Like just fucking 918 00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.940 stay home. The fuck is this guy doing? He hits 919 00:43:24.980 --> 00:43:27.579 the ropes and hits a good old stomp to the face. 920 00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:31.139 Fuck this fucking guy, man. Are you kidding me? He 921 00:43:31.179 --> 00:43:33.380 watched all the other team do all the sweet stuff. 922 00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:35.059 He couldn't do one thing to get some heat. Like 923 00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:37.739 you got the Kane uppercut and shit. Like make something 924 00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:38.039 happen here. 925 00:43:38.420 --> 00:43:41.760 Hornswoggle, he should have walked over there and kicked his ass. 926 00:43:43.059 --> 00:43:45.119 He should have grabbed Kane by the balls. Dude, he 927 00:43:45.139 --> 00:43:47.340 should have gotten an apron and beat Kane's balls like 928 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:49.940 Beetlejuice did to Jeff Jarrett. Oh my god, he had 929 00:43:50.019 --> 00:43:52.960 to just go in there from behind too. Just fucking 930 00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:54.179 annihilate his sack. 931 00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:56.559 He should have done that Gohan shit. That's what his 932 00:43:56.619 --> 00:43:58.480 finish should have been, was him doing a big ass 933 00:43:58.500 --> 00:43:59.599 headbutt like Gohan. 934 00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.849 That's Kozlov's finish. Oh, right. I guess we'll see him 935 00:44:04.909 --> 00:44:06.769 at some point tonight. He's a tough guy, you son 936 00:44:06.809 --> 00:44:07.289 of a bitch. 937 00:44:07.730 --> 00:44:09.010 That's right, he's undefeated. 938 00:44:11.090 --> 00:44:12.980 He does. He does have mega heat. 939 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:16.090 They boot him crazy. Not as much as JBL, but... 940 00:44:18.469 --> 00:44:21.010 So JBL hits a clothesline on Finley for a two here. 941 00:44:21.489 --> 00:44:23.760 Finley hits a DDT for a double down. He tags 942 00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:26.619 out to Batista. Kane tries to chokeslam Batista, but he 943 00:44:26.659 --> 00:44:28.320 gets a spine buster for his troubles. 944 00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:29.099 That looked good. 945 00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:31.400 MVP comes in. He gets spine buster too. 946 00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:33.219 Oh, shit. 947 00:44:33.300 --> 00:44:35.980 Batista hits a powerslam on MVP here. Rey Mysterio gets 948 00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:37.840 up on his shoulders and they do a splash off 949 00:44:37.889 --> 00:44:38.710 of Batista's shoulders. 950 00:44:38.730 --> 00:44:40.730 I thought that was cool. Fuck, I love that. 951 00:44:41.130 --> 00:44:44.230 Rey goes for the 619, but MVP stops him. Rey 952 00:44:44.269 --> 00:44:47.139 then ranas him into the ropes alongside of Kendrick. So 953 00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:50.619 we're going to do a double 619, but fucking Kane 954 00:44:50.659 --> 00:44:51.519 pulls his leg. 955 00:44:51.820 --> 00:44:55.719 God damn it, Kane. You ruined everything, you fuck. They 956 00:44:55.739 --> 00:44:57.710 should have did a spot, by the way, where Batista 957 00:44:57.730 --> 00:45:00.829 stood on Rey's shoulders for a move. Holy fuck. I mean, 958 00:45:00.849 --> 00:45:03.809 that would have been absolutely

nuts. I bet Rey's got 959 00:45:03.829 --> 00:45:05.269 it in him. He can hold him up. He's big enough. 960 00:45:06.500 --> 00:45:08.429 We go to commercial and come back and Kane has 961 00:45:08.469 --> 00:45:09.110 a chin lock. 962 00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:12.030 Like, what the fuck is this guy? What am I 963 00:45:12.050 --> 00:45:15.269 supposed to think of this guy? Is he Satan or not? 964 00:45:15.570 --> 00:45:19.409 Chin lock. Taz says Ray in the back told me that's, 965 00:45:19.449 --> 00:45:22.789 you know, unmasking a luchador is sacrilegious on, you know, 966 00:45:22.829 --> 00:45:26.690 it's certainly embarrassing. All right. Shit. Like, why is it embarrassing? Like, 967 00:45:27.050 --> 00:45:28.489 just because he takes the mask off. He's a good 968 00:45:28.510 --> 00:45:29.719 looking guy. Yeah. 969 00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:31.139 No, I mean, he was a heartthrob when he took 970 00:45:31.179 --> 00:45:33.800 the mask off in WCW. But yeah, I mean, I 971 00:45:33.820 --> 00:45:34.400 get the idea. 972 00:45:34.940 --> 00:45:37.519 Underrated deal there ray mysterio on mask i think uh 973 00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:39.079 i think he could have did. 974 00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:41.929 More so jbl comes in he does a fall away 975 00:45:41.969 --> 00:45:44.690 slam on ray mysterio while looking at batista. 976 00:45:44.489 --> 00:45:46.750 That's a great fucking deal jbl. 977 00:45:46.429 --> 00:45:48.929 Tags the mvp but the ref didn't see it so 978 00:45:48.949 --> 00:45:49.309 they have to. 979 00:45:49.269 --> 00:45:52.090 Do it again like i think that was a shoot 980 00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:52.769 yeah he. 981 00:45:52.750 --> 00:45:54.469 Tags mvp and the ref looks at him he says 982 00:45:54.510 --> 00:45:55.949 two more minutes i don't know why he said that. 983 00:45:59.699 --> 00:46:02.940 MVP tagged in again and he said, you see it now, huh? Damn. 984 00:46:03.340 --> 00:46:07.320 And then he hits a fucked up splash forearm on Rey. Yeah, 985 00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:09.210 just fucking coming up with something on the fly there. 986 00:46:09.510 --> 00:46:11.349 Kendrick was getting the deal, too. He tagged in and 987 00:46:11.389 --> 00:46:15.730 did a top rope single stomp to Rey, maybe. On 988 00:46:15.769 --> 00:46:18.190 the head, yeah. Yeah, like, okay, we just gotta give 989 00:46:18.210 --> 00:46:19.329 it up at the end here, huh, guys? 990 00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:21.710 Hell nah, Rey Mysterio came in and did the destino. 991 00:46:24.949 --> 00:46:26.809 Like what the fuck was that holy shit yeah. 992 00:46:27.170 --> 00:46:28.769 Man he knocked him out with that shit too it 993 00:46:28.789 --> 00:46:32.380 looked good it looked fucking awesome Jeff Hardy MVP get 994 00:46:32.420 --> 00:46:35.420 the tags here Jeff hits his comeback um but he 995 00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.119 goes for the twist of fate and MVP stops the 996 00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:39.800 twist of fate he pushes Jeff into the corner but 997 00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:42.340 Jeff fires out with a whisper in the wind. 998 00:46:42.239 --> 00:46:44.940 Dude that was sick Jeff did the sling blade too 999 00:46:44.980 --> 00:46:47.440 by the way like a beta version of it it 1000 00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:48.500 was crazy. 1001 00:46:48.460 --> 00:46:52.099 JBL comes in and Batista spears him Uh, Kendrick then 1002 00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:54.159 hits Tracy Smothers' gimmick on Batista. 1003 00:46:56.769 --> 00:47:01.769 Standing house call. Yeah, the standing house call. 1004 00:47:01.809 --> 00:47:04.190 Philly comes in and just fucking clubs Kendrick in the head. 1005 00:47:04.309 --> 00:47:06.769 Dude, I thought he had the shillelagh. Like, he hits 1006 00:47:06.809 --> 00:47:09.610 him as if he had the shillelagh in his hands. Yeah, 1007 00:47:09.670 --> 00:47:11.710 Philly comes in, does his finisher where I just hit 1008 00:47:11.730 --> 00:47:14.269 you as hard as I can with my fist. I'm 1009 00:47:14.309 --> 00:47:17.489 buying it. Like, that's cool with me. Shit was nuts. 1010 00:47:17.929 --> 00:47:20.050 I mean, he just clubbed the fuck out of this dude, man. 1011 00:47:20.070 --> 00:47:21.780 I seriously thought he had a weapon in his hand. 1012 00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:22.880 That's how crazy it looked. 1013 00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:27.139 MVP's on the ropes. Ray hits the 619. Ray runs 1014 00:47:27.179 --> 00:47:29.679 off the apron, hits the whoopee cushion on Kane. Back 1015 00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:31.989 in the ring, Jeff Hardy hits the Swanton Bomb on 1016 00:47:32.139 --> 00:47:33.889 MVP and picks up the win. 1017 00:47:33.909 --> 00:47:36.289 I mean, this match was fine. Like, it was, you know, 1018 00:47:36.369 --> 00:47:40.789 kind of a introduce everybody's shit deal to a new network. Like, 1019 00:47:40.809 --> 00:47:41.849 that's what this felt like. It felt like a house 1020 00:47:41.869 --> 00:47:42.210 show main. 1021 00:47:42.730 --> 00:47:44.349 So for one week and one week only, I'm going 1022 00:47:44.369 --> 00:47:46.139 to give a thumbs up, thumbs middle, or a thumbs 1023 00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:47.579 down on every match on this show. 1024 00:47:47.699 --> 00:47:51.280 Whoa! This one gets a thumbs up. Good match. I 1025 00:47:51.300 --> 00:47:54.880 enjoyed it. Oh, my God. Wow. We should keep track 1026 00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:57.780 of these going forward. Well, you better hurry up, because 1027 00:47:57.820 --> 00:47:59.400 I'm only going to do it for this show. I'm 1028 00:48:00.059 --> 00:48:01.679 going to forget by the end of the show, too. 1029 00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:07.099 I'll probably forget by the third match. Wow, thumbs up. 1030 00:48:07.139 --> 00:48:09.739 All right, I like that. I like that. Fun match. 1031 00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:11.480 Jeff Hardy getting the win makes sense. He's getting the 1032 00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:13.889 fucking title match of the pay-per-view. Kendrick did a great 1033 00:48:13.929 --> 00:48:16.070 job just being a fucking complete stooge in

this match. 1034 00:48:16.530 --> 00:48:18.590 Jeff Hardy's the first one out on this show, and 1035 00:48:18.610 --> 00:48:20.050 he's the winner of the first match. I mean, they're 1036 00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:21.659 positioning him really hard here. 1037 00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:26.989 Yeah, that's true. That is true. I liked it. We 1038 00:48:27.010 --> 00:48:28.920 go to a pre-tape big show and undertaker. 1039 00:48:28.940 --> 00:48:30.559 We're going to kill Vicky Guerrero. 1040 00:48:30.940 --> 00:48:34.519 I'm telling you, dude, I'm not like exaggerating or anything. 1041 00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:39.239 I have zero, zero recollection of any of this angle 1042 00:48:39.679 --> 00:48:42.039 or anything that they showed me right here. Yeah. 1043 00:48:42.059 --> 00:48:44.869 I thought that was nuts. Like Vicky Guerrero says, please undertaker. 1044 00:48:44.889 --> 00:48:45.380 Don't kill me. 1045 00:48:47.579 --> 00:48:50.019 So Big Show says that him and Vicky came up 1046 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.019 with a plan. I guess Big Show was a face 1047 00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:55.440 at the time here. And he had grabbed Vicky and 1048 00:48:55.460 --> 00:48:57.559 Undertaker has been trying to get at Vicky. And Vicky 1049 00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:00.519 says that Undertaker's threatened to take her soul. But he 1050 00:49:00.539 --> 00:49:02.780 didn't take anything. And Big Show hits him with that 1051 00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:07.579 big WMD punch, the KO. And Big Show says that 1052 00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:09.860 they're a true power couple. I don't remember them being 1053 00:49:09.909 --> 00:49:12.489 a couple either. He says, Vicky can help me get 1054 00:49:12.510 --> 00:49:16.289 where I want to be. What, like TNA? Like he fired. 1055 00:49:16.409 --> 00:49:20.550 Yeah where does he want to be does. 1056 00:49:19.099 --> 00:49:21.059 He want to be world champion like Undertaker doesn't have 1057 00:49:21.099 --> 00:49:21.800 that belt. 1058 00:49:21.780 --> 00:49:24.280 Yeah I don't yeah I mean like anytime I saw 1059 00:49:24.340 --> 00:49:27.360 someone with Vicky Guerrero like it was always them dating. 1060 00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:31.079 Her right yes every fucking time yeah edge fucking I 1061 00:49:31.099 --> 00:49:33.739 guess big show now Eric Escobar. 1062 00:49:33.179 --> 00:49:35.940 Who the fuck is Eric. 1063 00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:44.300 I know I know What? And show says he can 1064 00:49:44.320 --> 00:49:46.860 help Vicky get what she wants. And there's slow-mo shots 1065 00:49:46.920 --> 00:49:50.079 of Big Show knocking Undertaker out from every angle with 1066 00:49:50.139 --> 00:49:53.219 spooky music playing behind it. The classic WWE thing. I 1067 00:49:53.260 --> 00:49:54.639 love that. Yeah, yeah. 1068 00:49:54.659 --> 00:49:56.769 I mean, Vicky beats the show Undertaker too. Dude. 1069 00:49:57.820 --> 00:50:00.940 Sho says, slap him, baby. And Vicky slaps Taker, which 1070 00:50:00.980 --> 00:50:05.210 I'm guessing they're dating. And she spits in his fucking face, too. Yeah, 1071 00:50:05.230 --> 00:50:08.510 she took liberties on that. That was crazy. Well, Taker 1072 00:50:08.550 --> 00:50:13.730 gets his get back on the job. So Sho is 1073 00:50:13.750 --> 00:50:15.510 in his gear. We're still in the video here, by 1074 00:50:15.530 --> 00:50:16.690 the way. Sho is in his gear sitting on a 1075 00:50:16.710 --> 00:50:19.500 couch with Vicky. And Sho is, like, mockingly saying, oh, 1076 00:50:19.699 --> 00:50:21.320 you know, what are you going to do if Undertaker 1077 00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:24.150 shows up tonight? And Vicky says, if he shows up, 1078 00:50:24.159 --> 00:50:25.420 I'm going to make him get down on his knees 1079 00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:28.760 and apologize for everything he's done to me. Now this 1080 00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:33.000 is crazy, what I see here. This is fucking insane, buddy. 1081 00:50:33.820 --> 00:50:39.429 We get a POV shot of us kissing Vicky's feet. No, 1082 00:50:39.489 --> 00:50:45.559 it's not us, bro. like this is some weird shit 1083 00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:49.670 buddy like that wasn't i don't want to like i 1084 00:50:49.730 --> 00:50:52.269 felt like i was there james like they i was 1085 00:50:52.349 --> 00:50:54.789 staring her eyes she's telling me to apologize like this 1086 00:50:54.809 --> 00:50:58.090 shit was fucked up that was supposed to be undertaker's 1087 00:50:58.150 --> 00:51:02.809 pov oh why do i have that that's a. 1088 00:51:02.690 --> 00:51:05.900 Great fucking question i have no idea also undertaker was 1089 00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:10.039 only like five foot nine He was eye to eye 1090 00:51:10.059 --> 00:51:10.619 with Vicky? 1091 00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:16.010 What the fuck? And I swore it was Taker's voice too. Like, 1092 00:51:16.050 --> 00:51:19.909 this is a great impression. Taker is there, POV style, 1093 00:51:19.929 --> 00:51:21.610 looking at Vicky. He gets down on his knees, looking 1094 00:51:21.630 --> 00:51:25.840 at her feet. And he says, Vicky, I'm sorry. And 1095 00:51:25.860 --> 00:51:30.800 he kisses her fucking foot. Undertaker shows up backstage and 1096 00:51:30.860 --> 00:51:33.179 gets down on his knees and he looks at Vicky 1097 00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:34.039 Guerrero's feet. 1098 00:51:34.059 --> 00:51:35.519 Yeah. 1099 00:51:39.550 --> 00:51:42.210 Get me off this show. I hate my network TV. 1100 00:51:45.090 --> 00:51:47.730 But no, it was Chavo. Which doesn't make this any better. 1101 00:51:47.750 --> 00:51:48.969 Why was Chavo doing that? 1102 00:51:49.170 --> 00:51:54.769 Dude, is Chavo dressed up as Undertaker? And he does 1103 00:51:54.789 --> 00:52:03.639 Undertaker's famous phrase. 1104 00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:06.619 Like, you gotta go to Lucha Underground now, buddy. You 1105 00:52:06.659 --> 00:52:10.980 gotta go. A TNA run first, I guess. Dude, yeah. 1106 00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:14.639 All right, cool. So, like, fucking Sho says, you may 1107 00:52:14.679 -->

00:52:17.380 be above many things, but no one's above me. Talking 1108 00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:20.079 about Undertaker. And he says, I'll apologize, because if you're 1109 00:52:20.099 --> 00:52:24.940 not sorry now, I will personally make sure you will be. Gong. So, 1110 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:27.579 Sho and Vicky are left in the ring. Then we 1111 00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:33.179 go backstage. Now it's POV us goozling Jaffa Gray. 1112 00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:33.699 No! 1113 00:52:33.739 --> 00:52:40.219 Like, we got him by the throat, man. No! and 1114 00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:46.039 we start kicking his ass i like what my nightmare 1115 00:52:46.059 --> 00:52:48.679 tv is bringing to the table here like they're putting 1116 00:52:48.699 --> 00:52:51.320 that fucking show in the hands of the people like 1117 00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:54.559 because if i was picking i'm kicking java's ass every 1118 00:52:54.619 --> 00:52:58.460 week as voted i'm texting eight six four nine five 1119 00:52:58.519 --> 00:52:59.519 bro like. 1120 00:53:05.969 --> 00:53:08.110 That's what my network TV should have done. That's what 1121 00:53:08.269 --> 00:53:12.010 WWE should have done. You know how TNA had suicide? 1122 00:53:12.530 --> 00:53:14.360 They have a wrestler where we see it through the 1123 00:53:14.469 --> 00:53:15.110 eyes of the wrestler. 1124 00:53:15.139 --> 00:53:16.679 That's us. 1125 00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:19.440 They do shots where you're facing somebody in the ring 1126 00:53:19.500 --> 00:53:19.920 and shit. 1127 00:53:19.940 --> 00:53:23.280 That's you. You do the moves, man. I would like that. 1128 00:53:23.300 --> 00:53:25.780 They never did that ever, huh? 1129 00:53:26.150 --> 00:53:29.469 The first ever POV wrestler self-insert deal. 1130 00:53:32.139 --> 00:53:34.449 And I go into Triple H's locker room and I see, 1131 00:53:34.780 --> 00:53:39.570 you know, what brand we're using this week. And I 1132 00:53:39.650 --> 00:53:42.530 also go backstage and beat the fuck out of Chava. 1133 00:53:45.010 --> 00:53:48.360 And here we are kissing Vicky's feet. Hey, maybe that's 1134 00:53:48.380 --> 00:53:49.179 your storyline, bro. 1135 00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:49.619 I don't know. 1136 00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:55.639 What the fuck? I mean, that's fucking awesome. Every single week, 1137 00:53:56.079 --> 00:53:58.780 we just kick Chava's ass POV style. 1138 00:53:59.920 --> 00:54:02.300 Yeah, you get to text what you want the POV 1139 00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:05.820 to do this week. Just an outstanding kick Chava Guerrero's 1140 00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:06.679 ass every week. 1141 00:54:07.380 --> 00:54:09.239 Put Chava's head in the toilet. Flush it. 1142 00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:12.099 Win the WWE title at WrestleMania or kick Chava's ass. 1143 00:54:13.219 --> 00:54:15.889 Cuts backstage, you're kicking Chava's ass. 1144 00:54:16.650 --> 00:54:17.469 This is exciting. 1145 00:54:18.710 --> 00:54:20.190 Sounds like stuff you would see on the main menu 1146 00:54:20.210 --> 00:54:22.559 of a DVD that came out in 2003. 1147 00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:25.659 Oh my God, and it replays every fucking 15 seconds. Yeah, 1148 00:54:25.699 --> 00:54:28.619 on loop. So Vicky sends Big Show to the back. 1149 00:54:28.900 --> 00:54:32.289 I mean, Undertaker is throwing Chavo all over this locker room, dude. 1150 00:54:32.309 --> 00:54:36.809 He's beeling him through every couch. Like he's fucking him up. 1151 00:54:37.150 --> 00:54:38.710 Yeah, this is a really good use of Chavo. I 1152 00:54:38.730 --> 00:54:40.769 think this is probably like, especially with the match that 1153 00:54:40.809 --> 00:54:44.000 we see later on, like best case scenarios for Chavo 1154 00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:44.960 2008 is exactly this. 1155 00:54:45.699 --> 00:54:49.059 If I had the pencil, I'd fucking Chavo just like this. 1156 00:54:49.559 --> 00:54:52.750 This is a good deal for him. So, Big Show 1157 00:54:52.789 --> 00:54:54.610 goes to the back, the lights go out again, and 1158 00:54:54.650 --> 00:54:57.769 now Undertaker's in the ring with Vicky. And they're playing 1159 00:54:57.800 --> 00:55:01.900 the spooky chanting music. Like that fucking. 1160 00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:02.380 Kind of shit. 1161 00:55:02.420 --> 00:55:04.610 Yeah, right. That was really good, actually. Oh, thank you. 1162 00:55:06.469 --> 00:55:09.090 I wish we could have POV fucking did this year 1163 00:55:09.130 --> 00:55:10.590 with Undertaker, but I guess not. 1164 00:55:11.030 --> 00:55:13.449 If it was us doing the POV for Undertaker, we'd 1165 00:55:13.469 --> 00:55:15.150 be doing a taunt like in the video game where 1166 00:55:15.170 --> 00:55:16.190 he does a. 1167 00:55:16.190 --> 00:55:19.849 Double thumbs down at the ass. Oh my God. Double 1168 00:55:19.889 --> 00:55:23.840 thumbs down in the ass is fucking legendary. Vicky Carrera 1169 00:55:23.860 --> 00:55:29.920 goes over the two steps. Double thumbs down. Crazy. I 1170 00:55:29.940 --> 00:55:33.099 gotta say though, dude, Vicky takes an, like, this is 1171 00:55:33.139 --> 00:55:36.079 a fantastic tombstone. Yeah. I mean, they had to go 1172 00:55:36.139 --> 00:55:38.079 for it, man. I mean, she bounces off of it. 1173 00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:40.519 It looks great. It was fucking great. 1174 00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:40.780 Yeah. 1175 00:55:40.820 --> 00:55:42.900 Like, I mean, like if you compare this one to 1176 00:55:42.940 --> 00:55:45.179 the Linda McMahon, one that Kane does, like it is 1177 00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:47.719 night and day. Yeah. So like, I hope they keep 1178 00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:49.960 up with the POV tech. Like I'm invested now. 1179 00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:52.119 Big show is walking backstage. 1180 00:55:52.539 --> 00:55:55.619 Hooray. What is he doing? 1181 00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:57.449 He's looking for that POV wrestler. 1182 00:55:57.469 --> 00:56:01.309 Yeah. Hey, leave us alone, bro. We want no smoke 1183 00:56:01.329 --> 00:56:04.210 from you, Big Show. We're

chilling. We're in the locker 1184 00:56:04.230 --> 00:56:07.809 room going through our gear or something. So we go backstage. 1185 00:56:07.949 --> 00:56:10.579 Mike Adamley's here with Teddy Long and Tiffany. 1186 00:56:10.900 --> 00:56:13.739 Wow, that is fucking insane. Mike Adamley is the general 1187 00:56:13.780 --> 00:56:17.460 manager of Raw. Was this the Jeff Harvey guy? Yes, 1188 00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:21.840 Jeff Harvey. I mean, that's the funniest shit ever to me. 1189 00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:27.150 Kofi Kingston, Jamaica, be crazy. No, no, no. What's up 1190 00:56:27.170 --> 00:56:30.940 with this guy? He was fucking insane. Yeah, I don't 1191 00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:34.340 know how he was here. Yeah. So Mike Adam Lee 1192 00:56:34.380 --> 00:56:35.980 is here with them too, as you said, Teddy Long 1193 00:56:36.019 --> 00:56:38.500 and Tiffany. And he says, you know, given the occasion, Teddy, 1194 00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:40.619 you and I look pretty sporty, but Tiffany is off 1195 00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:43.280 the charts, man. And Teddy says, you can believe that player. 1196 00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:46.380 And you know what? I'm proud to be here on SmackDown. 1197 00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:49.639 Big night on my network TV. And then Big Show 1198 00:56:49.679 --> 00:56:52.090 comes in and he says, what the fuck are you 1199 00:56:52.110 --> 00:56:55.030 doing in Vicky's office? What the fuck are you doing here? 1200 00:56:55.809 --> 00:56:58.130 And Mike Adams says, I'm here to represent Raw for 1201 00:56:58.150 --> 00:57:01.289 the All-Star Kickoff. And Teddy says, play, I'm here to 1202 00:57:01.329 --> 00:57:04.329 represent ECW. I didn't fucking realize that. I said, oh, fuck. 1203 00:57:04.630 --> 00:57:06.159 I don't remember Teddy on ECW. 1204 00:57:06.429 --> 00:57:08.880 I thought Tiffany was the ECW GM, honestly. 1205 00:57:09.179 --> 00:57:11.360 Maybe they both were, or she was his assistant, and 1206 00:57:11.380 --> 00:57:14.400 then she becomes the GM. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. 1207 00:57:14.780 --> 00:57:16.679 He says, since I was general manager of SmackDown and 1208 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:19.429 Vicky isn't here tonight, I thought I could help. And 1209 00:57:19.469 --> 00:57:22.010 Tiffany says, by the way, how is Vicky? And Cho says, 1210 00:57:22.030 --> 00:57:24.179 tell you what. Why don't you three get the fuck 1211 00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:24.679 out of here? 1212 00:57:24.699 --> 00:57:31.000 I mean, all right. 1213 00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:36.000 Shit. Yeah, whatever. Like, right. Okay, well. I don't even 1214 00:57:36.019 --> 00:57:37.739 work here, man. Yeah, I don't really want to be 1215 00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:39.309 here anymore. Like, they're just paying me a lot of money. 1216 00:57:39.369 --> 00:57:41.989 I'm Mike Adamley. Me, Teddy Long, and Tiffany, we're going 1217 00:57:42.010 --> 00:57:44.829 to go Chili's. I don't want to be here. And POV, 1218 00:57:44.869 --> 00:57:47.210 they're coming with us. P-O-V. 1219 00:57:47.530 --> 00:57:48.130 Yeah. 1220 00:57:48.329 --> 00:57:52.809 That's our catchphrase. Big Show is pondering now. And I 1221 00:57:52.849 --> 00:57:54.070 thought that was the end of the segment. But no, 1222 00:57:54.110 --> 00:57:56.590 Chavo's here. And he's holding his back. He's injured. 1223 00:57:56.639 --> 00:57:57.030 He's hurt. 1224 00:57:57.090 --> 00:57:59.179 He's fucking just having a hard time. 1225 00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:00.780 He got that Matt Jackson back. 1226 00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:04.239 Holy shit. Well, it's because we went to work on 1227 00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:05.920 him last week. Like, we beat the fuck out of 1228 00:58:05.940 --> 00:58:08.260 this guy. Oh, yeah, that's true. Chavo says, hey, Big Show, 1229 00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:10.760 I made it, man. But my back is still killing 1230 00:58:10.780 --> 00:58:13.500 me from what Undertaker did last week. He says, Undertaker's 1231 00:58:13.539 --> 00:58:14.760 always here. We got to come up with a plan 1232 00:58:14.780 --> 00:58:17.099 tonight so he doesn't get me again. So I was thinking. 1233 00:58:17.659 --> 00:58:21.480 And Big Show says, Chavo. Shut up. Huge pop. It's 1234 00:58:21.500 --> 00:58:27.679 like Austin coming out. Super live show. Big show says, 1235 00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:31.360 Vicky's not here and I'm in charge tonight. And Chava says, whoa, 1236 00:58:31.420 --> 00:58:34.300 why are you in charge? Vicky's a Guerrero. I'm a Guerrero. 1237 00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:37.280 I should be in charge. Show says, you should be 1238 00:58:37.300 --> 00:58:41.039 in charge. Vicky's injured because of you. Chava says, because 1239 00:58:41.059 --> 00:58:43.360 of me. I was the one telling you not to 1240 00:58:43.400 --> 00:58:45.980 talk to Undertaker that way. And this is funny as shit. 1241 00:58:46.019 --> 00:58:47.780 Show says, Chava, you were the one that got abducted 1242 00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:52.820 by Undertaker. Chavo says, abducted? I was kidnapped. He kidnapped me. 1243 00:58:56.119 --> 00:58:58.159 And Cho says, Chavo, it's all your fault. And because 1244 00:58:58.179 --> 00:59:01.960 of that, you have a match tonight. Fucker. Was that 1245 00:59:02.179 --> 00:59:08.510 him in the limo? Where to, Chavo? Sorry, I don't watch. 1246 00:59:09.460 --> 00:59:14.500 might as well a fucking bitch now chavo would have 1247 00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:16.320 to be able to get a limo like that's not 1248 00:59:16.340 --> 00:59:19.130 happening they're not letting that dude get a limo he's 1249 00:59:19.210 --> 00:59:22.030 riding with koslov and yoshi tatsu to the next town 1250 00:59:23.070 --> 00:59:30.280 sammy zane hates that dude So Big Show tells Chava 1251 00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:32.170 that he's the guy in charge, and if you don't 1252 00:59:32.210 --> 00:59:34.010 go out there tonight and compete, then you're going to 1253 00:59:34.030 --> 00:59:36.690 have a match with me. Chava says, that's cool, man. 1254 00:59:36.730 -->

00:59:39.050 Take it easy. Hey, man. He just says, that's not 1255 00:59:39.070 --> 00:59:45.480 your fucking line. Hey, not your gimmick. He's a champion tonight, pal. 1256 00:59:47.579 --> 00:59:49.280 Chava says, I got a match. I'll talk to you later. 1257 00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:51.960 And he leaves. So Chava will have a match tonight. 1258 00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:56.769 That's a threat. Yeah, I mean, like, if you want 1259 00:59:56.789 --> 00:59:58.510 to fucking hurt the ratings, like, you got to figure 1260 00:59:58.530 --> 00:59:58.989 this out here. 1261 00:59:59.630 --> 01:00:02.949 So now it's time for Santino Marella with Beth Phoenix 1262 01:00:03.030 --> 01:00:04.510 versus Shelton Benjamin. 1263 01:00:04.929 --> 01:00:09.610 Ah, son of my God. Dude, I mean, like, IC champ, 1264 01:00:09.909 --> 01:00:10.820 US champ. 1265 01:00:11.010 --> 01:00:12.000 I mean, here we go. 1266 01:00:12.019 --> 01:00:15.599 This is fucking, I mean, this era Santino is legendary 1267 01:00:15.619 --> 01:00:18.940 to me, dude. Like, I love this shit. Oh, that's 1268 01:00:18.980 --> 01:00:20.019 definitely not what I wrote down. 1269 01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:20.440 Yeah. 1270 01:00:23.670 --> 01:00:25.289 I mean, like, I don't give a fuck about anything 1271 01:00:25.309 --> 01:00:28.329 else on this show. Santino is funny as shit. Like, 1272 01:00:28.369 --> 01:00:30.730 this era of WWE means nothing to me. Yeah, Santino 1273 01:00:30.769 --> 01:00:34.030 should be the longest-running American Idol title champion holder. Fuck it. 1274 01:00:34.730 --> 01:00:37.429 So Santino comes out with Beth Phoenix and Hurricane shows up. 1275 01:00:37.860 --> 01:00:41.420 Or Gregory Helms on the little bubble again. And he says, Santino, 1276 01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:44.719 the honky-tonk man would roll over in his grave if he... Oh, 1277 01:00:44.739 --> 01:00:49.440 he ain't dead? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Ain't 1278 01:00:49.500 --> 01:00:54.780 that right? Woo! He said it! He said it! Santino's 1279 01:00:54.840 --> 01:00:57.170 here and he says, I must say, it's really great 1280 01:00:57.210 --> 01:01:00.349 to be here. As I put a strike down so 1281 01:01:00.409 --> 01:01:07.210 I can kick off. Hey, man. And in case you've 1282 01:01:07.230 --> 01:01:09.750 been hiding under JR's hat for the last year and 1283 01:01:09.769 --> 01:01:13.960 a half, I'm Santino Marella, the Intercontinental Champion and the 1284 01:01:13.980 --> 01:01:16.900 most feared man in the WWE. Let's go. Now, in 1285 01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:19.519 case you may doubt these words, I have some numbers 1286 01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:25.829 to break them off. Put up the Honka Meter. I mean, 1287 01:01:25.849 --> 01:01:29.769 this is crazy. And you see the Honky Donky Man 1288 01:01:29.949 --> 01:01:35.070 was Intercontinental Champion for 64 weeks. And it shows the 1289 01:01:35.110 --> 01:01:38.489 fucking Honka Meter and there's 64 weeks on it. I, 1290 01:01:38.550 --> 01:01:42.659 Santino Morales, have been Intercontinental Champion for 6.71 weeks. Oh, dang. 1291 01:01:51.139 --> 01:01:55.949 And according to my mathematics, that's 57.29 weeks until I'm 1292 01:01:55.969 --> 01:01:59.469 the greatest intercontinental champion of all the times. I mean, 1293 01:01:59.510 --> 01:02:02.789 I'm giving this guy the WWE title. What the fuck 1294 01:02:02.889 --> 01:02:05.710 changed between like when he came out of the crowd 1295 01:02:05.769 --> 01:02:08.570 and now like, did he hit his head or something? 1296 01:02:08.630 --> 01:02:13.889 He really tapped into that heritage of his. He found himself. 1297 01:02:14.590 --> 01:02:15.849 What part of this is Italian? 1298 01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:21.820 Look at his singlet. Are you kidding me? Like, it 1299 01:02:21.889 --> 01:02:28.250 says Italia on it. He just got that. His song 1300 01:02:28.349 --> 01:02:32.489 says Italian shit at the start. What did his song say? 1301 01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:44.739 Santino That's what it fucking says Is that what it 1302 01:02:44.820 --> 01:02:48.429 actually says? I've never looked it up Santino I thought 1303 01:02:48.489 --> 01:02:52.989 so I thought so Is that right? Oh no it 1304 01:02:53.030 --> 01:02:54.710 does not Wait what? 1305 01:02:54.789 --> 01:02:56.570 It doesn't say Santino Morello? 1306 01:02:56.739 --> 01:02:59.739 I thought it said Santino No it says whatever this 1307 01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:06.550 is Morello Fella! It's his Italian. This is an Italian man, 1308 01:03:06.570 --> 01:03:10.530 you son of a bitch. And tonight, I'm going to 1309 01:03:10.570 --> 01:03:17.280 defeat the Goldilocks, Jonathan Benjamin. Holy shit. He says that 1310 01:03:17.320 --> 01:03:20.480 Goldilocks is merely the champion of one country, the United States, 1311 01:03:21.019 --> 01:03:24.699 but Santino is the champion of all the land masses 1312 01:03:24.739 --> 01:03:28.199 that protrude above the sea level, also known as the continents. 1313 01:03:28.900 --> 01:03:34.559 Which means Santino Marella is the champion of Planet Earth. 1314 01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:37.820 I mean, this is SmackDown to me, this guy, even 1315 01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:39.659 though he's on Raw. Like, keep this guy on every show. 1316 01:03:39.699 --> 01:03:43.280 Is he on Raw? Yeah, he's the Raw fucking Intercontinental Champion, yeah. 1317 01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:46.679 The Honky Tonky Man. 1318 01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:51.940 Hey, man, this guy almost fucking won the Elimination Chamber. 1319 01:03:52.739 --> 01:03:54.320 And I would have been cool with it. He almost 1320 01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:55.159 won the Rumble, too. 1321 01:03:55.300 --> 01:03:55.360 No. 1322 01:03:56.230 --> 01:03:59.389 Hey, man, the Elimination Chamber was, like, actually super hot. Like, 1323 01:03:59.809 --> 01:04:03.000 actually super hot. Fuck yeah, it was, dude. That was 1324 01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:03.579 a good time. 1325 01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:06.780 So Shelton Benjamin responds with a

promo on the Tron. 1326 01:04:06.800 --> 01:04:10.070 Probably should have cut this. Like he really, I don't 1327 01:04:10.090 --> 01:04:12.230 know why they did this to him. This was like 1328 01:04:12.269 --> 01:04:16.929 a fucking burial. Like it's not a great promo. And he, he, uh, 1329 01:04:16.989 --> 01:04:19.409 he says that Santino is a tabloid. I mean, this 1330 01:04:19.469 --> 01:04:21.230 is the most not, he didn't come up with this 1331 01:04:21.250 --> 01:04:24.710 promo ever. Sean calls him a tabloid driven joke of 1332 01:04:24.750 --> 01:04:26.510 a champion that doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the 1333 01:04:26.550 --> 01:04:28.849 same breath as me. So don't blink. Cause the gold 1334 01:04:28.889 --> 01:04:31.800 standard is going to be tomorrow's headline. All right, man, 1335 01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:32.570 come out here and lose. 1336 01:04:32.590 --> 01:04:35.269 I don't think they ever got this guy. Like I'm 1337 01:04:35.289 --> 01:04:39.510 sitting here staring at Shelton Benjamin thinking, why is this 1338 01:04:39.610 --> 01:04:43.090 guy not like a mega star in this company? I 1339 01:04:43.110 --> 01:04:44.809 don't think they, I just don't think they ever got it. 1340 01:04:45.130 --> 01:04:46.900 The time that they did feel like they had it. 1341 01:04:46.969 --> 01:04:49.150 They very quickly let it go when they were fucking 1342 01:04:49.170 --> 01:04:51.750 giving that little push on raw and After that, it 1343 01:04:51.789 --> 01:04:54.510 was like, we just don't know what this guy is 1344 01:04:54.550 --> 01:04:57.960 capable of, even though he looks fucking great. Like the 1345 01:04:58.039 --> 01:05:00.219 theme is over. I think he always gets a reaction 1346 01:05:00.239 --> 01:05:03.099 when his music hits and he can do it all. Like, 1347 01:05:03.500 --> 01:05:06.940 how did this guy only amount to this being fucking 1348 01:05:06.980 --> 01:05:08.159 made fun of Ben Santino? 1349 01:05:08.179 --> 01:05:10.840 Yeah, I thought the gold standard like the gold standard 1350 01:05:10.889 --> 01:05:12.730 on paper. Super cool fucking gimmick. 1351 01:05:12.769 --> 01:05:14.750 By the way. There's no reason he couldn't have won 1352 01:05:14.769 --> 01:05:16.909 the ECW title. Oh my God. Yeah. 1353 01:05:16.969 --> 01:05:18.630 Dude, anyone could have won that fucking title. 1354 01:05:18.650 --> 01:05:21.210 Yeah. Like really? Right. So like, how did he not 1355 01:05:21.250 --> 01:05:23.710 like the gold standard thing was like a total ECW, 1356 01:05:23.750 --> 01:05:25.869 like top guy thing for me. Like, I don't know 1357 01:05:25.929 --> 01:05:27.110 how he didn't win that belt. Yeah. 1358 01:05:27.130 --> 01:05:29.130 That would have been really cool. I think, I think, um, 1359 01:05:30.010 --> 01:05:33.400 he has got mauled by so many bad years. It just, yeah, 1360 01:05:33.420 --> 01:05:34.019 it sucks. 1361 01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:36.619 It sucks. Yeah, no, it is bullshit. 1362 01:05:36.699 --> 01:05:39.340 At least at AEW, he's booked like he's an absolute monster. 1363 01:05:39.420 --> 01:05:42.559 So that's cool. I mean, he is a freak of nature. 1364 01:05:42.599 --> 01:05:47.030 That guy. Ain't no stopping me, no. Remix? 1365 01:05:47.469 --> 01:05:50.369 Yes, the remix version. I was expecting the other song. 1366 01:05:50.590 --> 01:05:52.889 Well, slow down because he's a bad guy. Oh, is 1367 01:05:52.909 --> 01:05:55.679 he the heel? You know what? I don't know. I 1368 01:05:55.679 --> 01:06:00.300 would assume so because of what happens with R-Truth. Right, okay. 1369 01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:02.300 But I mean, they're on separate shows, so. 1370 01:06:02.500 --> 01:06:06.989 They put the two heel mid-card champions against each other. Yeah. Smart. 1371 01:06:07.010 --> 01:06:07.849 Smart move, I think. 1372 01:06:09.030 --> 01:06:11.389 Yeah, this is where JR mentions that Santino is wearing 1373 01:06:11.429 --> 01:06:14.289 that singlet now, so he probably just switched to it. 1374 01:06:14.590 --> 01:06:17.130 There is a few things that happen here with Taz 1375 01:06:17.190 --> 01:06:19.710 and JR. So Taz says, you know, if I had 1376 01:06:19.750 --> 01:06:22.070 to pick, no disrespect to our visitor from Raw, but 1377 01:06:22.090 --> 01:06:24.409 I got to go with Shelton. From an athletic standpoint, 1378 01:06:24.449 --> 01:06:29.409 his wrestling background is unparalleled. Well, what about Santino's haircut? 1379 01:06:29.510 --> 01:06:32.429 What about the unibrow? Taz says, well, the unibrow is 1380 01:06:32.460 --> 01:06:37.000 disgusting in my opinion. LAUGHTER That was crazy. And I 1381 01:06:37.019 --> 01:06:40.269 think Santino's definitely a piece of work. He's short a 1382 01:06:40.289 --> 01:06:47.449 couple cannolis. You got cannolis in Oklahoma? No. It's called 1383 01:06:47.510 --> 01:06:51.710 cornbread there, I guess. Anyway, here's the gold standard. We 1384 01:06:52.300 --> 01:07:00.889 got cobbler. You also have cornbread. Yeah. And then a 1385 01:07:00.909 --> 01:07:03.469 little bit after that, Taz says, by the way, Santino 1386 01:07:03.510 --> 01:07:08.039 plays bocce ball. You're familiar with that, right? No. And 1387 01:07:08.260 --> 01:07:12.050 I swear to God, Taz takes a second and goes, well.... 1388 01:07:17.519 --> 01:07:20.110 Santino grabs a headlock here. Shelton throws him away and 1389 01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:20.949 kicks him in the face. 1390 01:07:21.869 --> 01:07:24.550 Santino does a side headlock and yells, that was easy 1391 01:07:24.590 --> 01:07:29.250 for me. LAUGHTER Oh, man. 1392 01:07:29.269 --> 01:07:30.789 Santino was fun as fuck to play as in the 1393 01:07:30.809 --> 01:07:32.659 video game, by the way. He had crazy taunt. He 1394 01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:35.159 had the goddamn trombone or whatever the fuck it was. 1395 01:07:35.420 --> 01:07:38.000 Crazy? Oh, my God. The trombone taunt would tilt me 1396 01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:41.610 so fucking much, man. Dude, are you

stomping around with 1397 01:07:41.619 --> 01:07:42.130 the trombone? 1398 01:07:42.150 --> 01:07:43.789 He's going crazy with that shit, too. 1399 01:07:45.750 --> 01:07:48.889 Like what a fucking little asshole dude he would do 1400 01:07:48.929 --> 01:07:53.070 the goddamn uh the split leg fucking reversal too or 1401 01:07:53.110 --> 01:07:54.610 something or uppercut it was something. 1402 01:07:54.349 --> 01:07:57.050 That he did there the cover man that animation was 1403 01:07:57.150 --> 01:08:00.250 nuts he smacked that bitch around boom. 1404 01:08:00.210 --> 01:08:03.610 Do you remember zombie santino of course i remember zombie 1405 01:08:03.630 --> 01:08:06.230 santino he was in one of my fire for royal 1406 01:08:06.269 --> 01:08:08.739 rumbles i did once he had to show holy fuck 1407 01:08:09.050 --> 01:08:11.260 dude i think his because i think santina's first game 1408 01:08:11.340 --> 01:08:13.679 is the one that's coming up that you know in 1409 01:08:13.780 --> 01:08:17.189 in this year it's svr09 Oh, sure, okay, yeah. And 1410 01:08:17.250 --> 01:08:18.770 he's also Zombie Santino in that. 1411 01:08:19.390 --> 01:08:21.229 Shelton hits him with pay dirt here, but right as 1412 01:08:21.270 --> 01:08:25.100 he does, R-Truth's music hits, and he comes through the crowd. 1413 01:08:25.539 --> 01:08:28.659 R-Truth comes out because Shelton just did his fucking move. Like, 1414 01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:30.180 what the fuck are you doing, buddy? Oh, yeah, what 1415 01:08:30.199 --> 01:08:33.439 the fuck? Yeah, you're right. Son of a bitch. So, Truth, like, 1416 01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:36.529 just started here again. Like, he just came back, like, 1417 01:08:37.750 --> 01:08:41.039 maybe a month or two ago? from tna yeah yeah 1418 01:08:41.119 --> 01:08:43.779 yeah so like he's still super new he's doing the 1419 01:08:43.800 --> 01:08:46.619 what's up shit down through the crowd and shelton is 1420 01:08:46.659 --> 01:08:49.060 still kicking santino's ass while this is going on. 1421 01:08:49.300 --> 01:08:51.840 That wireless mic is struggling in the crowd. 1422 01:08:51.579 --> 01:08:54.970 By the way oh my god like it like it 1423 01:08:54.989 --> 01:08:56.390 could have been if that was an indie show like 1424 01:08:56.430 --> 01:08:57.689 that is way worse. 1425 01:08:57.810 --> 01:08:59.890 We had so many of those moments in dpw where 1426 01:08:59.909 --> 01:09:02.199 the wireless mics would just stop fucking working. 1427 01:09:02.199 --> 01:09:05.380 Dude so annoying i we never really figured out why 1428 01:09:05.539 --> 01:09:07.779 either like there was some kind of interception going on 1429 01:09:07.840 --> 01:09:09.560 or how the speakers were set up or something but 1430 01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:12.020 like there was very precise points of the ring where 1431 01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:14.079 if you stood there the mic was not working. 1432 01:09:14.119 --> 01:09:16.140 Yeah, there was too many dead spots. We probably just

1433 01:09:16.159 --> 01:09:18.720 needed to buy some like fins, like wireless fins. 1434 01:09:18.859 --> 01:09:21.210 Yeah, sure. But we just never got around to it. 1435 01:09:21.300 --> 01:09:23.329 We just told the boys like, all right, if the 1436 01:09:23.369 --> 01:09:25.329 mic's not working, just stand somewhere else. 1437 01:09:26.689 --> 01:09:28.729 Dude, yeah, stand right here. 1438 01:09:29.590 --> 01:09:32.670 So Archer does his entire song all the way through 1439 01:09:32.689 --> 01:09:35.800 the crowd, all the way into the ring, all the 1440 01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:36.680 way up the ramp. 1441 01:09:37.090 --> 01:09:38.810 Like he does the whole thing. And the whole time 1442 01:09:38.850 --> 01:09:41.210 Shelton is like trying to stomp out Santino to keep 1443 01:09:41.250 --> 01:09:43.609 him down, but he keeps getting distracted by R-Truth. 1444 01:09:43.989 --> 01:09:44.310 Yeah. 1445 01:09:44.369 --> 01:09:47.250 Shelton gets distracted here. He gets on the ropes and 1446 01:09:47.310 --> 01:09:50.350 points at R-Truth and Santino hits the one arm power 1447 01:09:50.409 --> 01:09:52.140 bomb off the buckle and steals the win. 1448 01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:54.539 Oh my God. One arm power bomb. Like he should 1449 01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:56.479 have turned that into his finish. I know the Cobra's coming. 1450 01:09:56.500 --> 01:09:59.220 So like, yeah, hold on now. Yeah. Let him do 1451 01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:01.319 his thing. That's fine. I get where you're going here, 1452 01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:05.100 but like shit, one arm power bomb, little pin and 1453 01:10:05.399 --> 01:10:06.279 Santino gets the win. 1454 01:10:06.930 --> 01:10:09.489 So yeah, R-Truth, man, he's on the ramp. 1455 01:10:09.600 --> 01:10:12.560 Shelton just lost. I mean, he's doing his song. He 1456 01:10:12.619 --> 01:10:15.340 dances on the ramp, which is funny as hell. Like, 1457 01:10:15.380 --> 01:10:18.439 danced off it. Like, I love that. JR says, Benjamin 1458 01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:24.970 is sheathing. Coping sheath, Benjamin. That's R-Truth. That's what's up. 1459 01:10:25.569 --> 01:10:28.590 So R-Truth's music stops. He says, what's up? And we 1460 01:10:28.609 --> 01:10:29.270 go to commercial. 1461 01:10:29.550 --> 01:10:31.130 Dude, he just leaves. I thought he was going to, like, 1462 01:10:31.149 --> 01:10:33.149 talk some shit. No, he just says, what's up again? 1463 01:10:33.170 --> 01:10:34.970 He said a lot already, but we get it one 1464 01:10:34.989 --> 01:10:35.390 more time. 1465 01:10:38.449 --> 01:10:40.850 Now it's time for the Big Show Town Hall. 1466 01:10:41.369 --> 01:10:48.399 Well, it's the Big Show. Oh, yeah. Dude, okay. It's 1467 01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:50.859 a super underrated part of that song is, well, it's 1468 01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:54.859 the Big Show. It's the Big Bad Show tonight. Oh, baby, 1469 01:10:54.899 --> 01:11:05.149 come on. That's the first one. That one's funny as fuck. 1470 01:11:05.250 --> 01:11:12.520 It's the Big Show. It's the big man shooting now. Oh, baby, 1471 01:11:12.529 --> 01:11:18.960 come on. They're tapping into something fucking crazy there. Like, 1472 01:11:19.000 --> 01:11:24.539 that's awesome. I love that. I mean, like, any time 1473 01:11:24.579 --> 01:11:31.270 I think of that song, that's what I think of. Oh, man, 1474 01:11:31.289 --> 01:11:35.670 come on. Let's fucking go. Like, push this guy or something, 1475 01:11:35.710 --> 01:11:37.369 will you? Like, can we get this guy to. 1476 01:11:37.310 --> 01:11:37.649 Push, please? 1477 01:11:37.710 --> 01:11:40.470 We're fucking trying. We're fucking trying. I promise you we are. 1478 01:11:41.340 --> 01:11:47.020 So this, all of this, is fucking so funny. Like, 1479 01:11:47.619 --> 01:11:51.000 I love this. This is, like, top moment of the 1480 01:11:51.039 --> 01:11:53.859 show for me. Oh, fuck. Hey, we already fucking fucked 1481 01:11:53.899 --> 01:11:57.220 up your scale. What'd you get that last match? Nah, 1482 01:11:57.239 --> 01:12:05.329 we already passed it, sadly. No! gimmick over. Holy shit. 1483 01:12:05.390 --> 01:12:08.390 I told you it wouldn't take long. Damn, that was 1484 01:12:08.449 --> 01:12:11.829 fucking quick. Wow, SmackDown killed the love of this show. 1485 01:12:12.869 --> 01:12:17.449 This man can't even rate that match. It was so good. Oh, baby, 1486 01:12:17.550 --> 01:12:26.100 come on. Benjamin is seeding. He's coping. He's coping. Coping seed, Benjamin. 1487 01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:28.699 Sean is molding right before our eyes. 1488 01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:29.539 This is such. 1489 01:12:31.170 --> 01:12:39.630 He's Cobra maxing. So big shows in the ring. He's 1490 01:12:39.670 --> 01:12:41.640 got a mic and he says, Vicky, I know you're watching. 1491 01:12:42.270 --> 01:12:43.720 He says, I want you to rest easy. I got 1492 01:12:43.739 --> 01:12:46.079 everything in control here. You and I, and everyone here 1493 01:12:46.100 --> 01:12:48.579 knows why child was about to be in action. And 1494 01:12:48.600 --> 01:12:51.079 that's why I've arranged something special. That'll make you feel better. 1495 01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:54.210 I got to tell you, man. Um, Really would have 1496 01:12:54.229 --> 01:12:56.829 preferred Big Show in the double-strap single here. 1497 01:12:57.229 --> 01:12:59.109 I know. I think he looks cooler with it. I 1498 01:12:59.149 --> 01:13:00.710 don't like when he's fake Andre. 1499 01:13:00.729 --> 01:13:03.609 Yeah, I understand why they go with the single strap, 1500 01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:06.319 just because it's iconic for WWE lore. 1501 01:13:06.760 --> 01:13:08.300 But, yeah, I mean. 1502 01:13:09.239 --> 01:13:11.840 Double strap singlet Big Show is sweet. 1503 01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:14.579 Hell yeah, or just do no straps. I thought he 1504 01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:17.159 looked awesome with just the straps down. He looked big 1505 01:13:17.180 --> 01:13:17.699 as fuck. 1506 01:13:18.039 -->

01:13:20.920 Yeah, but you can drop them. That's why they're there. 1507 01:13:20.979 --> 01:13:22.239 Yeah, that's true. 1508 01:13:22.310 --> 01:13:25.569 Big Show had a crazy habit, by the way, of 1509 01:13:25.970 --> 01:13:29.329 dropping them after the match for a while where he 1510 01:13:29.369 --> 01:13:30.529 would do the whole finish. 1511 01:13:30.630 --> 01:13:31.090 Yeah. 1512 01:13:31.149 --> 01:13:33.760 Yeah, he would do the whole finish. And then the 1513 01:13:33.840 --> 01:13:35.199 bell would ring and he would drop. 1514 01:13:35.020 --> 01:13:40.279 The straps after. Yeah, right. You missed the fucking pop here, pal. 1515 01:13:40.970 --> 01:13:43.289 So Chavo comes out. He's the thinker. Bro thinks he's 1516 01:13:43.310 --> 01:13:45.970 the thinker. He comes out of the ring and Justin 1517 01:13:46.010 --> 01:13:51.479 Roberts says, and facing Chavo Guerrero tonight, the world's strongest man, 1518 01:13:51.819 --> 01:13:55.600 Mark Henry. And I say, oh shit. Okay. Like that's 1519 01:13:55.640 --> 01:13:59.250 kind of, you know, not as exciting because like it's fucking, 1520 01:13:59.489 --> 01:14:01.760 it's two ECW guys on this all-star show. I thought 1521 01:14:01.779 --> 01:14:04.680 they would have had somebody else. And Mark Henry, of course, 1522 01:14:04.720 --> 01:14:07.579 comes out with Tony Atlas. Dude, holy shit. 1523 01:14:07.619 --> 01:14:09.199 I did not expect to see Tony Atlas. 1524 01:14:09.619 --> 01:14:14.329 He's not laughing. He's just Tony Atlas with sleeveless button down. 1525 01:14:14.529 --> 01:14:19.439 All right. That's fucking funny. He's looking insane. 1526 01:14:19.460 --> 01:14:22.100 This also reminds me that we have to cover Legends 1527 01:14:22.119 --> 01:14:23.779 House in some capacity at some point. 1528 01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:28.119 Oh, that's fucking true. Yeah, that's... I don't know how 1529 01:14:28.140 --> 01:14:28.880 many people have. 1530 01:14:28.899 --> 01:14:32.710 I mean, I remember it. I don't remember finishing it, 1531 01:14:32.739 --> 01:14:34.520 but I remember starting it. So I'd be interested to 1532 01:14:34.539 --> 01:14:35.239 see the whole thing. 1533 01:14:35.520 --> 01:14:37.949 Yeah, we got to figure that out. Yeah, absolutely. So 1534 01:14:38.029 --> 01:14:39.369 Mark Henry and Chavo are in the ring. They're getting 1535 01:14:39.390 --> 01:14:41.350 ready for the match. But Justin Roberts is still in 1536 01:14:41.369 --> 01:14:45.300 the ring. And Justin Roberts says... And Mark Henry's tag 1537 01:14:45.319 --> 01:14:52.159 team partner in this handicap match, The Great Kali! Holy shit. 1538 01:14:52.699 --> 01:14:54.279 I mean, you couldn't ask for a better tag partner 1539 01:14:54.300 --> 01:14:54.779 than that. 1540 01:14:55.060 --> 01:14:57.819 That is fucking so awesome, dude. I was hoping they 1541 01:14:57.840 --> 01:15:00.039 were going to keep going. Just keep bringing dudes out 1542 01:15:00.100 --> 01:15:01.699 like I have a four-on-one match. 1543 01:15:02.079 --> 01:15:03.340 Big Show might be the 2008 Booker of the Year. 1544 01:15:07.409 --> 01:15:09.189 I mean, Chavo's flipping out. He's yelling a big show 1545 01:15:09.210 --> 01:15:10.270 saying it wasn't my fault. 1546 01:15:10.670 --> 01:15:12.750 Well, we start the match off here. Mark Henry and 1547 01:15:12.770 --> 01:15:16.050 Great Khali, they beat the fuck out of Chavo Guerrero. 1548 01:15:16.270 --> 01:15:22.109 They fucking kicked this guy's ass. This is like Chavo gets, what, 1549 01:15:22.329 --> 01:15:24.550 one punch on Mark Henry? Shit, maybe. 1550 01:15:24.729 --> 01:15:27.189 Yeah, I mean, Mark Henry stops it pretty quick. 1551 01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:30.659 Dude, JR says Mark Henry has an over 900 deadlift 1552 01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:33.659 and over 600 bench press. That is fucking scary. 1553 01:15:34.380 --> 01:15:37.020 Yeah, so Mark Henry headbutts Chavo here. He starts beating 1554 01:15:37.060 --> 01:15:40.979 him down. Great Khali comes in and hits that overhand chop. 1555 01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:42.899 Like, they don't even sound like his finish. I thought 1556 01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:45.449 that was his finish, but I guess the Khali vice 1557 01:15:45.529 --> 01:15:47.630 was the bigger move. Yeah, right. 1558 01:15:47.689 --> 01:15:49.829 After he fucking killed Rey Mysterio, you know. 1559 01:15:50.689 --> 01:15:53.729 I mean, dude, from all accounts, the Khali chop to 1560 01:15:53.750 --> 01:15:55.229 the head was like getting hit in the head with 1561 01:15:55.270 --> 01:15:56.170 a cement brick. 1562 01:15:56.569 --> 01:15:58.489 Yeah, I mean, he fucking went for it too, man. 1563 01:15:58.750 --> 01:16:00.149 He was not working that, brother. 1564 01:16:00.529 --> 01:16:02.739 Tony Atlas is outside with the sleeves off on the shirt. 1565 01:16:09.239 --> 01:16:10.279 Fuck is wrong with you, buddy? 1566 01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:12.079 Man, that's what they should have done is had Mark 1567 01:16:12.119 --> 01:16:15.210 Henry beating dudes up crazy and Tony Atlas laughing the 1568 01:16:15.229 --> 01:16:17.649 whole time. Mark Henry comes in the ring. He has 1569 01:16:17.670 --> 01:16:19.560 the world's strongest slam on Chavo here. 1570 01:16:19.859 --> 01:16:20.279 Yes. 1571 01:16:20.579 --> 01:16:22.880 I mean, they're just going back and forth, man. Like 1572 01:16:22.920 --> 01:16:25.119 Mark Henry does a movie tags in great Kali. He 1573 01:16:25.159 --> 01:16:26.399 does a movie tags back out. 1574 01:16:26.619 --> 01:16:28.600 I mean, Mark Henry's laughing as they tags out. 1575 01:16:28.949 --> 01:16:31.909 Great Kali comes back in and he locks in that 1576 01:16:32.029 --> 01:16:32.869 vice grip. 1577 01:16:33.130 --> 01:16:35.710 Now Kali vice. He's squishing his head like a grape. 1578 01:16:35.869 --> 01:16:40.300 And like, that's the move that killed Ray Mysterio. They 1579 01:16:40.319 --> 01:16:42.439 cut over to a shot of the Big Show, and 1580 01:16:42.500 -->

01:16:44.640 Big Show is slow clapping as he has his vice 1581 01:16:44.659 --> 01:16:45.140 grip on. 1582 01:16:45.380 --> 01:16:48.520 Dude, I love that, man. Like, the vice grip, it works, too. 1583 01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:50.180 He beats some Chavos out cold. 1584 01:16:50.659 --> 01:16:52.699 He's fucked. The ref has to call for it. Like, 1585 01:16:53.140 --> 01:16:55.380 and then Kali fucking just picks him up and throws 1586 01:16:55.399 --> 01:16:56.380 Chavo to the floor. 1587 01:16:56.619 --> 01:16:59.149 I gotta be honest with you, man. When he shit-canned Chavo, 1588 01:16:59.189 --> 01:17:00.770 I thought he was gonna kill that dude for real. 1589 01:17:01.090 --> 01:17:03.470 Dude, I thought he was gonna fucking 1031 him. I 1590 01:17:03.510 --> 01:17:07.609 thought he was gonna do something real dangerous. I gotta 1591 01:17:07.630 --> 01:17:10.989 be honest with you. And he could have and should have. 1592 01:17:11.510 --> 01:17:12.869 Yeah, get the fuck out of the ring. This is 1593 01:17:12.930 --> 01:17:16.840 a big man's business, buddy. You better recognize, hey, UCW 1594 01:17:17.159 --> 01:17:18.239 is where the Giants roam. 1595 01:17:18.539 --> 01:17:22.020 Hell yeah. I mean, damn, how cool. I mean, big 1596 01:17:22.079 --> 01:17:24.239 show Kali and Henry as a team would have been awesome. 1597 01:17:24.659 --> 01:17:25.939 Hey, we wilded on UCW. 1598 01:17:25.979 --> 01:17:28.210 You take your sins of ass back to Raw. Come 1599 01:17:28.270 --> 01:17:30.310 fuck with the Monster Mash, bitch. Get the fuck out 1600 01:17:30.350 --> 01:17:35.109 of here. You nuts. Fuck off our. 1601 01:17:34.970 --> 01:17:35.409 Show, man. 1602 01:17:37.609 --> 01:17:41.109 We got 45 minutes. Fuck off. Dude, nah, go to ECW. 1603 01:17:43.569 --> 01:17:44.949 I know you want to face CM Punk, but not 1604 01:17:44.989 --> 01:17:45.350 right now. 1605 01:17:45.630 --> 01:17:47.130 You saw what happened to Kurt Angle, right? We'll do 1606 01:17:47.170 --> 01:17:50.439 that shit to you. We'll throw you in the river, man. 1607 01:17:54.539 --> 01:17:57.060 This is my favorite part, I think. So after Mark 1608 01:17:57.100 --> 01:18:00.430 Henry and Great Khali beat the dog shit out of Chavo, 1609 01:18:00.979 --> 01:18:03.630 he gets shitcanned to the outside. Big Show walks over 1610 01:18:03.689 --> 01:18:06.510 to him, picks him up off the ground, and then 1611 01:18:06.569 --> 01:18:08.250 hits the WMD. 1612 01:18:08.350 --> 01:18:10.449 What the fuck, dude? I thought he was going to 1613 01:18:10.510 --> 01:18:11.949 fake it out, right? And like pat him on the 1614 01:18:11.970 --> 01:18:15.079 head like, no, we're cool. Dude, now he punches Chavo 1615 01:18:15.140 --> 01:18:22.210 right in his fucking head. Oh, baby, come on. Oh, 1616 01:18:22.310 --> 01:18:24.840 hell nah. He picks him up off the floor and 1617 01:18:24.939 --> 01:18:28.420 punches the shit out of him. Dude, like right in 1618 01:18:28.439 --> 01:18:31.020 the fucking face too. Like Chavo is dead to rights. 1619 01:18:31.399 --> 01:18:33.060 I'm sorry, bro. Like you're fucked. 1620 01:18:33.359 --> 01:18:36.159 I mean, this fucking promo is funny as fuck too. 1621 01:18:36.239 --> 01:18:38.600 Like Big Show picks this guy up off the ground, 1622 01:18:38.739 --> 01:18:41.770 punches him in the head and says, Undertaker, that's what 1623 01:18:41.789 --> 01:18:43.050 I'm going to do to you too. 1624 01:18:43.090 --> 01:18:51.859 You watching? I don't know. You better be afraid, dead man. Gong. Dude, 1625 01:18:51.880 --> 01:18:53.880 Taker pump fakes the gong. He doesn't even come out 1626 01:18:53.899 --> 01:18:54.340 at first. 1627 01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:56.600 Yeah, I thought that was funny because Big Show shuts 1628 01:18:56.680 --> 01:18:58.279 up immediately and walks out of the ring. 1629 01:18:58.340 --> 01:19:00.520 Powders, he's scared as fuck. Dude, he gets out of 1630 01:19:00.539 --> 01:19:03.060 the ring. The lights go out. Show is looking around 1631 01:19:03.100 --> 01:19:05.180 all paranoid on the floor. He's backing up the ramp 1632 01:19:05.699 --> 01:19:08.310 and the lights come back on. Taker shifted into the ring, 1633 01:19:08.350 --> 01:19:09.119 Meyer style. 1634 01:19:09.319 --> 01:19:11.609 This dude is always aura farming, dude. 1635 01:19:11.970 --> 01:19:15.170 Dude, cutthroat taunt, rolls his eyes back like he is 1636 01:19:15.210 --> 01:19:17.109 just here for the pop. He's not working tonight. 1637 01:19:17.310 --> 01:19:18.890 They should have had the lights go back off and 1638 01:19:18.930 --> 01:19:20.930 Big Show rushed the ring and beat the fuck. 1639 01:19:20.770 --> 01:19:24.739 Out of him. Let's go back on and big show 1640 01:19:24.779 --> 01:19:27.180 Mark Henry and Collier surrounding them and they beat the 1641 01:19:27.220 --> 01:19:29.520 shit out of them. Yeah, it's about ECW time, bitch. 1642 01:19:29.539 --> 01:19:30.180 Are you kidding me? 1643 01:19:30.439 --> 01:19:32.100 The lights go out and they come back on and 1644 01:19:32.140 --> 01:19:41.050 Big Show's out there kicking Chava's ass. The lights come on, 1645 01:19:41.100 --> 01:19:43.460 all three of them are kicking him while he's down. 1646 01:19:43.500 --> 01:19:48.270 Kicking Chavo? Kicking Chavo's ass. Great Khali's giving him kicks. 1647 01:19:48.369 --> 01:19:53.630 Holy shit, Khali kicks are insane looking. EC dub, EC dub. 1648 01:19:54.130 --> 01:19:57.649 Lights out, lights back on. POV, it's us tombstoming Undertaker 1649 01:19:57.670 --> 01:19:59.149 with the ass thumbs. 1650 01:20:01.560 --> 01:20:05.369 So next up here, WWE did you know? Did you 1651 01:20:05.449 --> 01:20:09.789 know that five times as many people watched SmackDown last 1652 01:20:09.869 --> 01:20:14.829 Friday night than UFC 75 champion versus champion on Spike TV? 1653 01:20:15.229 --> 01:20:17.979 Yeah, you better fucking enjoy that while you can, guys. Like, 1654 01:20:17.989 --> 01:20:21.699 they're coming. You

guys are fucked. Yeah, like, you don't 1655 01:20:21.739 --> 01:20:25.000 even know it's coming. You guys are fucked, man. I mean, 1656 01:20:25.420 --> 01:20:29.319 that's pretty crazy, though. I mean, UFC is hot, right? Like, 1657 01:20:29.520 --> 01:20:30.529 in 2008. 1658 01:20:30.529 --> 01:20:34.189 That is not fucking true. They did not have five 1659 01:20:34.210 --> 01:20:38.609 times as many people watching SmackDown. Like that card was 1660 01:20:38.710 --> 01:20:44.359 Rampage versus Dan Henderson. That drew 4.7 million viewers. So 1661 01:20:44.380 --> 01:20:48.340 you're telling me that SmackDown had 20 million viewers last week? 1662 01:20:48.699 --> 01:20:51.939 They said that was last Friday? SmackDown did 4.41 million. 1663 01:20:52.319 --> 01:20:53.060 They did last. 1664 01:20:53.920 --> 01:20:59.319 Yeah, you're telling me that SmackDown had 25 million people. 1665 01:20:58.939 --> 01:21:03.630 Watching last week. Is that what you're telling me right now? 1666 01:21:03.649 --> 01:21:07.630 They tuned in and saw P.O.V. Fucking kicking Chava's ass. 1667 01:21:07.630 --> 01:21:13.579 40 million people. Like, what the fuck? Holy shit. Dude, yeah. 1668 01:21:14.020 --> 01:21:16.760 UFC 75 had achieved the highest recorded ratings for any 1669 01:21:16.920 --> 01:21:18.680 MMA broadcast in North America. 1670 01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:24.029 4.7 with a 5.93 peak. And you're telling me that 1671 01:21:24.350 --> 01:21:27.770 five times as many people watched SmackDown last week. 1672 01:21:28.020 --> 01:21:33.069 They wouldn't lie. Yes, they would. That show sucked. Who 1673 01:21:33.100 --> 01:21:37.520 the fuck cares about Dan Henderson? Dan Henderson's not a draw. 1674 01:21:38.180 --> 01:21:40.180 You're telling me people are tuning in to see Matt 1675 01:21:40.220 --> 01:21:44.100 Hamill and Michael Bisping. Is that right? Light heavyweight decision. 1676 01:21:44.300 --> 01:21:46.310 That's what they're tuning in for. Crow cop is old. 1677 01:21:49.430 --> 01:21:51.970 I load up Undisputed and I'm beating Chet Congo's ass. 1678 01:21:51.989 --> 01:21:53.189 I'm super confused. 1679 01:21:53.210 --> 01:21:54.630 They said UFC 75 took place September 8th, 2007. Well, 1680 01:21:54.649 --> 01:22:12.810 September 27th or whatever, SmackDown drew 45 million viewers. Why 1681 01:22:12.829 --> 01:22:16.779 are they comparing ratings to UFC from last year? Because 1682 01:22:16.960 --> 01:22:20.399 fuck Spike TV, man. All right. Yeah, of course. Understood. 1683 01:22:20.420 --> 01:22:23.399 What they did to us. Wow. I didn't realize that. 1684 01:22:23.439 --> 01:22:24.949 I didn't catch that stuff just now. That shit was 1685 01:22:24.989 --> 01:22:25.850 from a year ago. 1686 01:22:26.449 --> 01:22:29.829 Smackdown was drawing 63 million viewers a week. 1687 01:22:34.279 --> 01:22:37.119 Wow matt hamill you could. 1688 01:22:36.979 --> 01:22:41.560 Go fuck yourself pal because you ain't got nothing on. 1689 01:22:41.520 --> 01:22:43.859 This all right are you telling me that we really 1690 01:22:43.899 --> 01:22:46.220 believe that kid's gonna beat john jones like that's the 1691 01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:48.550 kids gonna be john jones john jones is gonna have 1692 01:22:48.560 --> 01:22:51.270 to do illegal elbows to him and the referee's gonna 1693 01:22:51.289 --> 01:22:56.590 have to call it and who knows john jones might 1694 01:22:56.630 --> 01:23:02.750 retire He's saying this all during that seg. For the 1695 01:23:02.909 --> 01:23:03.750 fourth time. 1696 01:23:07.039 --> 01:23:09.199 You're telling me Ed's got pot for PEDs, but Jon 1697 01:23:09.260 --> 01:23:10.560 Jones doesn't have pot for PEDs. 1698 01:23:10.619 --> 01:23:13.340 Jon Jones is still allowed to do this, huh? That's 1699 01:23:13.359 --> 01:23:14.539 what you guys are watching? 1700 01:23:14.779 --> 01:23:21.130 Dan Henderson only had 4.7 million viewers when Jaffa Guerrero 1701 01:23:21.210 --> 01:23:25.710 and Vladimir Kondzala drew. 1702 01:23:25.130 --> 01:23:35.340 85 million last week. It's a verified number. By the U.S. government. 1703 01:23:37.479 --> 01:23:46.640 Death to MMA. Mike Goldberg, fuck you. You couldn't put 1704 01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:51.260 on my cowboy hat. You come over here and find 1705 01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:53.819 out what it's really about, bitch. You want to do something, 1706 01:23:53.840 --> 01:23:55.520 maybe you take it over to Ted DiBiase Jr., one 1707 01:23:55.619 --> 01:23:58.310 of our tag champions of the world. Yeah, Manu is 1708 01:23:58.350 --> 01:24:00.890 about to draw a crazy rating here on My Network TV. 1709 01:24:02.409 --> 01:24:08.750 One second, who the hell is that? That's a great question. 1710 01:24:09.729 --> 01:24:12.569 So next up, we have Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr. 1711 01:24:12.590 --> 01:24:31.300 I give this match a thumbs down. And I don't 1712 01:24:31.319 --> 01:24:35.130 even know what it is yet. Let's see these three 1713 01:24:35.149 --> 01:24:35.949 fucking jabotis. 1714 01:24:38.170 --> 01:24:41.229 This match had a peak in viewership at 95 million. 1715 01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:51.039 This shit better ratings than the news. Take that Ted Turner. 1716 01:24:54.020 --> 01:25:01.899 We got Manu. who the fuck is this he's goddamn 1717 01:25:01.939 --> 01:25:04.579 manu he's here fuck you i. 1718 01:25:04.720 --> 01:25:10.899 Swear on everything man i have never seen this guy 1719 01:25:11.220 --> 01:25:13.479 a single day in my entire life. 1720 01:25:13.560 --> 01:25:16.479 He's an og legacy bro was he like in the 1721 01:25:16.520 --> 01:25:19.020 video games i don't know if manu made it to 1722 01:25:19.060 --> 01:25:19.880 a video game. 1723 01:25:19.659 --> 01:25:25.689 Dude i legit like i have never Ever seen this guy. 1724 01:25:25.489 --> 01:25:30.060 I've never even Heard him mentioned ever So he's like 1725 01:25:30.159 --> 01:25:32.579 with DBI like they were doing like this next Gen 1726 01:25:32.640 -->

01:25:35.520 fucking group right like this is Before Orton's involved Orton's 1727 01:25:35.560 --> 01:25:38.310 not even with these guys Yet and then like they 1728 01:25:38.350 --> 01:25:40.729 Go to raw and then they start like a Feud 1729 01:25:40.770 --> 01:25:41.890 with Orton And. 1730 01:25:42.010 --> 01:25:43.750 He was supposed to be like Randy Orton of the group. 1731 01:25:44.350 --> 01:25:47.109 I don't think that's right. I think he was just 1732 01:25:47.510 --> 01:25:49.609 he was the heavy. You know what I mean? OK. 1733 01:25:49.670 --> 01:25:53.489 And then like Orton was like in an angle with them. 1734 01:25:54.069 --> 01:25:57.659 And then Manu and Cody accepted Orton's offer for an 1735 01:25:57.699 --> 01:26:00.420 alliance in the following weeks. And they called themselves the legacy. 1736 01:26:01.079 --> 01:26:04.579 And then Teddy Biasi like came back from something. And 1737 01:26:04.619 --> 01:26:06.979 then they kicked Manu out. Yeah, dude. 1738 01:26:07.020 --> 01:26:10.300 I mean, first time for everything, you know. Well, Cody Rhodes, 1739 01:26:10.359 --> 01:26:11.500 Ted DiBiase Jr. 1740 01:26:11.579 --> 01:26:11.720 and. 1741 01:26:13.609 --> 01:26:17.909 Manu? Manu. Come on, that's the son of Alpha and Hawaii. Oh, 1742 01:26:17.949 --> 01:26:20.449 I'm sure it is. He's related to Roman Reigns, The Rock, 1743 01:26:20.489 --> 01:26:23.210 The Usos, Yokozuna, Umaga, Rikishi, and others. 1744 01:26:23.710 --> 01:26:26.020 You think he's drawing a bigger rate than Rampage Jackson 1745 01:26:26.029 --> 01:26:26.960 and Dan Anderson, or what? 1746 01:26:26.979 --> 01:26:29.399 What are you thinking? Well, that is a confirmed statistic 1747 01:26:29.439 --> 01:26:34.069 that I have here in front of me. No question, dumbass. 1748 01:26:34.569 --> 01:26:37.649 Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr., and Manu will be taking 1749 01:26:37.810 --> 01:26:40.850 on Primo and Carlito in a three-on-two handicap match. 1750 01:26:42.300 --> 01:26:43.899 Is that what it was going to be? 1751 01:26:44.260 --> 01:26:46.220 Dude, I swear to God that's what it was going 1752 01:26:46.239 --> 01:26:46.560 to be. 1753 01:26:47.000 --> 01:26:48.260 I thought it was just going to be like Carlito 1754 01:26:48.279 --> 01:26:50.579 and Primo against... I thought it was like tag champ 1755 01:26:50.600 --> 01:26:52.520 versus tag champ, right? And Manu was just out there? 1756 01:26:52.539 --> 01:26:55.220 Hell nah, they brought Manu out there to work. He 1757 01:26:55.239 --> 01:26:57.319 was in his gear. Yeah, he was in his gear, 1758 01:26:57.340 --> 01:27:00.979 you're right. They do a little shitty picture-in-picture promo. Fucking 1759 01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:02.000 not even worth talking about. 1760 01:27:02.250 --> 01:27:05.869 Dude, picture in picture promo Ted DiBiase says, when it 1761 01:27:05.930 --> 01:27:07.750 comes to brand supremacy, there is. 1762 01:27:07.789 --> 01:27:11.539 No question Raw is the dominant force in sports entertainment. 1763 01:27:12.000 --> 01:27:13.659 That's a good line. You said it good there. 1764 01:27:14.060 --> 01:27:16.399 Hey, with all respect, bro, you got to get fired 1765 01:27:16.460 --> 01:27:16.859 right now. 1766 01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:24.399 With all respect All of you All three of you 1767 01:27:24.460 --> 01:27:28.279 gotta go You gotta get fired right now We have 1768 01:27:28.300 --> 01:27:30.979 to This can't be what this fucking business is now 1769 01:27:31.619 --> 01:27:33.420 He says take us for example Wrestling's not just a 1770 01:27:33.439 --> 01:27:38.460 sport for us It's a treasured legacy Holy shit Your 1771 01:27:38.539 --> 01:27:44.640 dads are all pissed You guys fucking suck Not happening 1772 01:27:44.699 --> 01:27:48.760 man You got no money Anti-money man That's what they 1773 01:27:48.800 --> 01:27:50.560 call you, buddy. Anti-money. 1774 01:27:50.579 --> 01:27:54.659 Somebody get Randy Orton here right now. Even crazier, Carlito 1775 01:27:54.699 --> 01:27:57.090 and Primo walk out here. They're the fucking tag team 1776 01:27:57.149 --> 01:27:58.930 champions of the world. I couldn't believe that. 1777 01:27:59.270 --> 01:28:01.090 They just won them. They won them last Friday on 1778 01:28:01.130 --> 01:28:03.149 SmackDown in front of 40,000 strong. 40,000 strong at the 1779 01:28:04.689 --> 01:28:11.130 Tokyo Dome. In front of 75 million people. They beat 1780 01:28:11.149 --> 01:28:13.609 Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins for these fucking tag titles. 1781 01:28:13.670 --> 01:28:16.029 And it's the most watched tag match ever. Read it 1782 01:28:16.050 --> 01:28:23.630 and weep, Dan Henderson. Stop that, fucking bitch. Are you serious? 1783 01:28:23.949 --> 01:28:29.159 Matt Hamill, you want to try again? You want to 1784 01:28:29.199 --> 01:28:31.180 try again? You want to beat Jon Jones about it? 1785 01:28:31.180 --> 01:28:33.399 What are you going to do? They beat Zack Ryder 1786 01:28:33.460 --> 01:28:38.310 and Girl Hawkins? It was one of the top guys 1787 01:28:38.369 --> 01:28:39.289 of SmackDown at the time. 1788 01:28:39.510 --> 01:28:41.850 Dude, I always thought it was like so damn dumb 1789 01:28:41.890 --> 01:28:44.229 that like most of the time, like guys like fucking 1790 01:28:44.260 --> 01:28:46.000 Batista didn't even want the tag titles. 1791 01:28:46.039 --> 01:28:48.000 Like it was like, dude, it was, if they even 1792 01:28:48.020 --> 01:28:50.000 went for it, it was dragging them down a few notches. 1793 01:28:50.380 --> 01:28:52.960 That is like so long here. I mean, it's kind 1794 01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:54.939 of still to this day with fucking TV wrestling. Like, 1795 01:28:55.720 --> 01:28:58.840 like it's fucking bullshit. Like the tag titles are the 1796 01:28:58.899 --> 01:29:01.319 world titles in the tag division. These are just as 1797 01:29:01.380 --> 01:29:03.420 important as the world title or they should be. 1798 01:29:03.439 --> 01:29:03.520 Yeah. 1799 01:29:04.180 -->

01:29:06.239 Kind of like put these guys on an Island. Like, 1800 01:29:06.979 --> 01:29:09.739 Carlito and Primo and Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins and 1801 01:29:09.979 --> 01:29:13.199 fucking Manu and Cody Rhodes or whatever the fuck. They're 1802 01:29:13.239 --> 01:29:15.310 only ever interacting with each other, right? 1803 01:29:15.470 --> 01:29:15.710 Ever. 1804 01:29:15.810 --> 01:29:16.909 Right. Like that's it. 1805 01:29:17.270 --> 01:29:19.930 Like, I think they should have done more shit where 1806 01:29:19.970 --> 01:29:22.729 it's like, you know, Batista and like anybody else that 1807 01:29:22.750 --> 01:29:24.130 can take a pin. Like Batista doesn't have to take 1808 01:29:24.149 --> 01:29:24.850 the pin here. 1809 01:29:24.869 --> 01:29:24.949 Sure. 1810 01:29:25.029 --> 01:29:27.920 Any other guy with Batista should challenge these guys for 1811 01:29:27.939 --> 01:29:28.420 the belts. 1812 01:29:28.300 --> 01:29:29.619 And let them beat them. Yeah. 1813 01:29:29.680 --> 01:29:32.640 Like legit, just anybody and have them beat those guys 1814 01:29:32.659 --> 01:29:34.399 just so they interact with other guys that aren't the 1815 01:29:34.439 --> 01:29:36.659 same fucking four guys over and over again. 1816 01:29:36.859 --> 01:29:40.079 Elevate it. Yes. Right. Why not? Fuck not. Like there's 1817 01:29:40.119 --> 01:29:43.470 no reason these can't be main event titles. So Primo 1818 01:29:43.489 --> 01:29:46.189 and Carlito are here, and Carlito is on the mic, 1819 01:29:46.229 --> 01:29:48.149 and he says, now I know you guys were supposed 1820 01:29:48.170 --> 01:29:50.390 to face Primo and Carlito two on two, but we 1821 01:29:50.409 --> 01:29:52.899 were thinking about it. Manu's going to be standing out 1822 01:29:52.909 --> 01:29:55.399 there the whole time just looking like an idiot. Big 1823 01:29:55.479 --> 01:29:59.140 fucking pop. Rockets fucking pop. I mean, like, yeah, man. 1824 01:29:59.140 --> 01:30:01.100 75 million at home standing and cheering. 1825 01:30:02.699 --> 01:30:05.779 Well, more normally than he does. Calm down. So we decided, 1826 01:30:05.920 --> 01:30:08.100 and I hope you guys approve, to make this a 1827 01:30:08.119 --> 01:30:11.109 six-man tag. So I guess they do accept this, James, 1828 01:30:11.270 --> 01:30:13.829 because it does turn into a six-man tag when CM 1829 01:30:13.850 --> 01:30:14.670 Punk comes out. 1830 01:30:15.329 --> 01:30:20.050 CM Punk is so over. He comes out of this fire, burns. 1831 01:30:20.510 --> 01:30:21.149 This is the GOAT. 1832 01:30:21.310 --> 01:30:21.890 I don't know, man. 1833 01:30:21.930 --> 01:30:24.340 Like, it just is what it is. Dude, I love this. Yeah, 1834 01:30:24.380 --> 01:30:26.380 he comes out. He's on Raw. We are already through 1835 01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:29.300 the Money in the Bank world title deal. Oh, that's cool. Okay. Yeah, 1836 01:30:29.319 --> 01:30:31.640 that's already happened. So, like, you know, the crowd's super 1837 01:30:31.680

--> 01:30:34.600 behind him. And we get ourselves a six-man tag. It's 1838 01:30:34.619 --> 01:30:37.659 Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, and Manu versus Primo Carlito and 1839 01:30:37.720 --> 01:30:39.590 CM Punk. Big CM Punk chant here. 1840 01:30:39.949 --> 01:30:42.569 Yeah, they're chanting CM Punk. Don't let anyone ever tell 1841 01:30:42.590 --> 01:30:44.390 you this guy wasn't over till the pipe bomb, by 1842 01:30:44.430 --> 01:30:44.750 the way. 1843 01:30:44.949 --> 01:30:47.050 Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, no way. He 1844 01:30:47.069 --> 01:30:48.729 was like he was over day one. 1845 01:30:48.869 --> 01:30:51.710 Yeah, super over. Like, I can't imagine this match without 1846 01:30:51.750 --> 01:30:52.170 him here. 1847 01:30:52.210 --> 01:30:53.170 Like, holy shit. 1848 01:30:53.189 --> 01:30:54.890 He added so much to this match, man. 1849 01:30:54.949 --> 01:30:57.479 Like, yeah, like, it's nuts, dude. I mean, he's the 1850 01:30:57.520 --> 01:30:58.939 only one that does anything in this match. 1851 01:30:59.640 --> 01:31:02.720 So Rhodes and DiBiase go to work on Primo, but 1852 01:31:02.800 --> 01:31:05.560 Primo flips over DiBiase, rolls through, and him and Carlito 1853 01:31:05.579 --> 01:31:06.619 hit double dropkicks. 1854 01:31:06.989 --> 01:31:09.770 Yeah, that's, you know, nice rock and roll express, like 1855 01:31:09.810 --> 01:31:11.189 a dropkick there. You know them, Taz? 1856 01:31:11.229 --> 01:31:14.350 Dude, I was legit, like, I was writing down, like, 1857 01:31:14.569 --> 01:31:17.520 that was really rock and roll-esque, like the double dropkick thing, 1858 01:31:17.579 --> 01:31:19.619 and JR said, I said, wow, he's good at his job. 1859 01:31:20.020 --> 01:31:22.979 He's fun. He loves wrestling, and he's good at this shit. Yeah, man. 1860 01:31:23.100 --> 01:31:24.050 Nah, for real, though. It was. 1861 01:31:24.060 --> 01:31:26.550 I mean, like, I love that shit. Yeah, a little 1862 01:31:26.560 --> 01:31:29.390 double dropkick, stuff like that. Like, yeah, that's good, man. 1863 01:31:29.649 --> 01:31:31.609 I love Primo. He looked great here. His footwork was 1864 01:31:31.670 --> 01:31:31.989 all good. 1865 01:31:32.029 --> 01:31:34.069 He looked good here. They got Carlito and him have 1866 01:31:34.109 --> 01:31:36.449 some good baby face chemistry too. I mean, obviously they're family, 1867 01:31:36.470 --> 01:31:37.770 but yeah, no, they worked well together here. 1868 01:31:37.949 --> 01:31:40.409 They got Carlito in the fucking IWA pants. 1869 01:31:40.869 --> 01:31:45.010 Holy shit. Little pleather. I love that. Manu comes in. 1870 01:31:45.029 --> 01:31:47.390 I mean, he could have done anything here. He has all, 1871 01:31:47.409 --> 01:31:49.770 this is like a blank slate, man. He could do anything. 1872 01:31:49.789 --> 01:31:51.590 He could really impress me here. Did he? 1873 01:31:51.609 --> 01:31:52.930 I don't know. 1874 01:31:52.949 --> 01:31:54.270 The leaping head putt was kind of cool.

1875 01:31:54.289 --> 01:31:56.489 He did here. He got some distance there. Yeah. Did 1876 01:31:56.510 --> 01:31:59.930 the power slam. Did the jumping fucking running flying head, 1877 01:31:59.970 --> 01:32:01.770 but yeah, that was dope. That's all he does. Yeah. 1878 01:32:02.439 --> 01:32:03.920 That's like the end of his part of this match. 1879 01:32:04.560 --> 01:32:07.000 So DiBiase comes in. He hits a double foot stomp 1880 01:32:07.060 --> 01:32:08.239 on Carlito for two. 1881 01:32:08.720 --> 01:32:10.720 Ashed a million dollar feat from the son of the 1882 01:32:10.760 --> 01:32:16.159 million dollar man. Who's this guy's dad? Do I know him? 1883 01:32:16.220 --> 01:32:20.140 Fitz McMahon. Finley. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, I do know him. 1884 01:32:20.159 --> 01:32:24.460 Saw him earlier. He was on the show. Ted DiBiase says, hey, 1885 01:32:24.500 --> 01:32:29.989 I'm Ted DiBiase. He's like, who's your dad? Who is 1886 01:32:30.010 --> 01:32:35.840 your dad to you and what does he do? Hey, 1887 01:32:36.100 --> 01:32:40.890 he's not even junior. I'm Ted DiBiase. Oh, shit. Okay. 1888 01:32:40.930 --> 01:32:43.729 You look crazy young. Yeah. Wow. You fucking spent a 1889 01:32:43.750 --> 01:32:47.069 lot of money on surgery, huh? Like you had Dave 1890 01:32:47.090 --> 01:32:50.310 and Earl do. Holy shit. Yeah. I mean, that surgery 1891 01:32:50.350 --> 01:32:52.659 was nuts. I mean, what a good gimmick. They just 1892 01:32:52.699 --> 01:32:54.880 keep bringing in new Ted DiBiase and he just had 1893 01:32:54.920 --> 01:32:57.220 a reconstructive surgery over and over again. 1894 01:32:58.130 --> 01:33:00.270 Cody jumps for a drop kick here and misses. This 1895 01:33:00.289 --> 01:33:02.189 allows CM Punk to tag in. He comes in and 1896 01:33:02.210 --> 01:33:03.050 hits Air Pillman. 1897 01:33:03.369 --> 01:33:06.899 Dude, huge springboard clothesline on DiBiase. And they had a 1898 01:33:07.000 --> 01:33:08.619 great shot of it. They were like, the camera guy 1899 01:33:08.640 --> 01:33:10.500 was across the ring underneath it. It looked like CM 1900 01:33:10.539 --> 01:33:13.760 Punk flew forever. Punk hits the video game combo on 1901 01:33:13.779 --> 01:33:16.520 Dibiase and the leg lariat. I wrote that too as 1902 01:33:16.579 --> 01:33:17.960 an SVR combo from Punk. 1903 01:33:18.300 --> 01:33:19.819 He does the running knee and the bulldog out of 1904 01:33:19.840 --> 01:33:22.850 the corner for a two. Primo house shows on Cody. 1905 01:33:23.210 --> 01:33:25.170 Carlito does a flipping senton on Amanu. 1906 01:33:25.430 --> 01:33:26.789 Plancha! 1907 01:33:27.130 --> 01:33:29.630 Punk then hits the GTS on Dibiase and picks up 1908 01:33:29.649 --> 01:33:30.010 the win. 1909 01:33:30.409 --> 01:33:34.250 Yeah, man. I mean, babyfaces get a win here. Fucking 1910 01:33:34.270 --> 01:33:37.890 put the babies over. Punk gets a big pop. Primo 1911 01:33:37.930 --> 01:33:40.510 and fucking Carlito look good. This is fine. 1912 01:33:41.350 --> 01:33:44.760 Backstage segment here, Jesse and Festus are backstage watching the TV. 1913 01:33:46.060 --> 01:33:51.760 Biscuits and gravy! Maybe a man! That should always be 1914 01:33:51.800 --> 01:33:53.000 playing when these guys are on screen. 1915 01:33:53.319 --> 01:33:55.239 Yeah, I mean, they just helped out move this whole 1916 01:33:55.279 --> 01:33:56.569 TV show, it seems like. 1917 01:33:57.050 --> 01:33:59.050 I could not believe what I was fucking hearing. They're 1918 01:33:59.109 --> 01:34:02.689 sitting there in their moving outfits, I guess, and there's 1919 01:34:02.710 --> 01:34:04.989 a bunch of My Moving Company boxes around them with 1920 01:34:05.029 --> 01:34:08.270 bubble wrap and shit, and Jesse says, we finally did it, Festus! 1921 01:34:08.609 --> 01:34:11.640 And he's talking, and JR just talks over him. I said, 1922 01:34:11.779 --> 01:34:14.020 what the fuck is going on? I'll do the promo 1923 01:34:14.039 --> 01:34:14.560 for you, Sean. 1924 01:34:14.779 --> 01:34:15.060 Yeah! 1925 01:34:16.140 --> 01:34:19.779 Look, guys, we suck at acting. I got it. Don't 1926 01:34:19.819 --> 01:34:21.420 worry about it, Sean. I'll take it here. We want 1927 01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:24.350 to thank Jesse and Festus for helping us move from 1928 01:34:24.409 --> 01:34:27.270 our previous network over to here to my network. They 1929 01:34:27.310 --> 01:34:30.090 did a great job. Thanks a lot, fellas. Your check's 1930 01:34:30.229 --> 01:34:34.569 in the mail. Holy shit. Okay. They like super needed 1931 01:34:34.609 --> 01:34:36.210 Jesse and Festus on the show. How do we get 1932 01:34:36.229 --> 01:34:39.020 Jesse and Festus on the show? Ah, they fucking moved 1933 01:34:39.079 --> 01:34:42.239 us here. Perfect. I mean, Festus does a great promo. 1934 01:34:42.760 --> 01:34:44.880 He looks tremendous, too. 1935 01:34:46.569 --> 01:34:49.069 How do you think, like, they figured this whole thing out? 1936 01:34:49.109 --> 01:34:50.659 He was just doing that one day. They say, hey, 1937 01:34:50.670 --> 01:34:53.649 hold that. Hold that. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's I mean, 1938 01:34:53.750 --> 01:34:56.170 or somebody saw it like somewhere else. Stole it. 1939 01:34:56.449 --> 01:34:57.970 Yeah, I just I don't know how you come up 1940 01:34:57.989 --> 01:34:59.829 with that gimmick. Like, how do you fucking find out 1941 01:34:59.850 --> 01:35:00.689 this guy can do that? 1942 01:35:01.489 --> 01:35:04.060 He can look like that. Yeah, like all the time. 1943 01:35:05.399 --> 01:35:07.039 The ring bell part's what brings it all together. 1944 01:35:07.779 --> 01:35:10.859 Beth Phoenix versus Michelle McCool up next. This is the 1945 01:35:10.939 --> 01:35:12.779 women's title versus Divas title match. 1946 01:35:13.260 --> 01:35:16.220 Yeah, we get to a WWE Divas Tron and song, 1947 01:35:16.300 --> 01:35:18.760 and I'm like, what the fuck is this? And then 1948 01:35:19.039 --> 01:35:22.189 all the Divas come

out, all of them. And JR says, 1949 01:35:22.270 --> 01:35:24.670 it'll be a historic first in the long annals of 1950 01:35:24.689 --> 01:35:28.510 the WWE. A Divas Lumberjack match pitting the Divas champion 1951 01:35:28.529 --> 01:35:32.189 Michelle McHugh against Beth Phoenix, the WWE Women's Champion. And 1952 01:35:32.210 --> 01:35:35.270 these lovely ladies will be surrounding the ring. You know, 1953 01:35:35.289 --> 01:35:39.680 we got to come up with a better name than Lumberjacks. And, oh, 1954 01:35:39.689 --> 01:35:41.409 I see Gail came out there. Usually when there's a 1955 01:35:41.430 --> 01:35:43.550 battle royale situation, she just rolls out and quits. Maybe 1956 01:35:43.569 --> 01:35:49.949 that'll happen here soon. Oh, it's Katie the Birch-o there. 1957 01:35:50.750 --> 01:35:53.550 Got an interesting idea for her and her brother coming 1958 01:35:53.569 --> 01:35:53.829 up here. 1959 01:35:56.630 --> 01:35:58.149 They do come out with a different name for them. 1960 01:35:58.170 --> 01:36:01.189 That's where they start calling them Lumber Jills at some point. 1961 01:36:01.229 --> 01:36:05.699 They do. They do call them Lumber Jills. Yeah, because 1962 01:36:05.760 --> 01:36:07.300 Lumber Jacks just wasn't good enough. 1963 01:36:08.020 --> 01:36:12.250 So Beth will face Candice Michelle at the pay-per-view, and 1964 01:36:12.329 --> 01:36:15.949 Michelle McCool has something going on with Maryse, I think. 1965 01:36:16.449 --> 01:36:19.270 Yeah, I don't think, I mean, that's like a Raw, 1966 01:36:19.409 --> 01:36:21.130 or no, that's a SmackDown deal too, so I don't 1967 01:36:21.149 --> 01:36:24.130 know what's going on there. But yeah, they're in an angle, 1968 01:36:24.229 --> 01:36:26.989 it seems like, because Maryse is not too fond of 1969 01:36:27.060 --> 01:36:30.100 Michelle McCool when she comes out here. And Michelle McCool 1970 01:36:30.140 --> 01:36:32.609 is the first Divas Champion in history. So we get 1971 01:36:32.649 --> 01:36:33.979 things started in the ring here. 1972 01:36:34.239 --> 01:36:36.720 Michelle McCool tries to outpower Beth early here with the 1973 01:36:36.739 --> 01:36:38.020 shoulder tackle, but it doesn't work. 1974 01:36:38.359 --> 01:36:39.119 Nope. 1975 01:36:39.159 --> 01:36:41.220 She tries to use her agility here with a wheelbarrow, 1976 01:36:41.739 --> 01:36:43.779 but Beth just stops her and hits a belly to back. 1977 01:36:44.100 --> 01:36:46.979 That was fucking awesome. Like Beth powered her up crazy 1978 01:36:47.020 --> 01:36:48.630 for that belly to back. Very cool sequence. 1979 01:36:48.970 --> 01:36:51.109 Yeah, Beth was really good at looking big in the ring. 1980 01:36:51.329 --> 01:36:54.149 Yes, she was a great base here for Michelle as well. 1981 01:36:54.789 --> 01:36:57.130 Beth gets McCool in a rack the long way for 1982 01:36:57.149 --> 01:37:00.369 a submission here. But Michelle McCool gets out and flips 1983 01:37:00.390 --> 01:37:01.489 into a pin for

a quick two. 1984 01:37:01.829 --> 01:37:04.100 Dude, the flip out was very cool. I wrote it 1985 01:37:04.140 --> 01:37:06.220 down as Canadian Backbreaker. I don't know why I have 1986 01:37:06.260 --> 01:37:09.079 that in my brain. Maybe that was a video game thing. Yeah, maybe. 1987 01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:10.039 I think that's probably right. 1988 01:37:10.140 --> 01:37:10.340 Yeah. 1989 01:37:10.380 --> 01:37:13.560 Yeah. But it's like the setup for the Dominator. That's 1990 01:37:13.579 --> 01:37:14.159 what she was in. 1991 01:37:14.729 --> 01:37:17.010 Beth holds on to the ropes here. She goes to 1992 01:37:17.050 --> 01:37:19.529 turn around, but Michelle McCool boots her for a two. 1993 01:37:19.829 --> 01:37:22.199 Big fucking boot. That becomes like a mainstay of Michelle 1994 01:37:22.220 --> 01:37:24.960 McCool's deal, too. I always remember her doing the running 1995 01:37:25.000 --> 01:37:25.380 big boot. 1996 01:37:25.880 --> 01:37:28.880 Beth rolls to the outside here. Then Michelle McCool baseball 1997 01:37:28.899 --> 01:37:31.720 slides out there. And then everyone just starts fighting on 1998 01:37:31.739 --> 01:37:32.359 the outside. 1999 01:37:32.819 --> 01:37:34.949 I couldn't tell if it was the heel women that 2000 01:37:34.989 --> 01:37:38.069 attacked Michelle here because Beth was on the floor and 2001 01:37:38.109 --> 01:37:40.109 they didn't attack her. Beth goes in. Michelle comes out 2002 01:37:40.130 --> 01:37:41.880 with a baseball slide and then they all jump her. 2003 01:37:41.890 --> 01:37:43.069 I didn't know if it was the heel ones or 2004 01:37:43.109 --> 01:37:45.939 the raw girls that were jumping her. I couldn't tell. 2005 01:37:46.159 --> 01:37:48.529 I don't know who's on what show. And while they're brawling, 2006 01:37:48.569 --> 01:37:51.189 by the way, I mean, Beth is back in the ring. 2007 01:37:51.210 --> 01:37:53.430 The heels jump Michelle and Michelle tries to get back 2008 01:37:53.489 --> 01:37:55.989 in and Maurice chop blocks her on the apron. 2009 01:37:56.369 --> 01:37:58.630 Yeah, I mean, they're not even fighting Michelle McCool or Beth. 2010 01:37:58.649 --> 01:38:01.850 They're just fighting each other. Yeah, it turns into what 2011 01:38:02.140 --> 01:38:04.260 Taz calls it a cat fight. And JR says, oh, 2012 01:38:04.279 --> 01:38:07.399 a cat fight? You keep that shit on ECW, will you? 2013 01:38:09.300 --> 01:38:10.100 Fucking bullshit. 2014 01:38:10.899 --> 01:38:13.260 So yeah, Maurice pulls McCool's leg when they're both back 2015 01:38:13.279 --> 01:38:16.460 in the ring here, which allows Beth to hit A Memphis. 2016 01:38:17.270 --> 01:38:19.729 McCool climbs the ropes here, but Maurice gets on the apron. 2017 01:38:19.750 --> 01:38:21.689 I mean, she just blatantly gets on the apron here. 2018 01:38:23.029 --> 01:38:23.949 Trying to cheat crazy. 2019 01:38:24.210 --> 01:38:26.770 McCool kicks her down, but that gives Beth enough space 2020 01:38:26.810 --> 01:38:29.229 here to hit the glam slam and she picks up 2021 01:38:29.250 --> 01:38:29.569 the win. 2022 01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:32.979 With the glam slam she fuck the way she does 2023 01:38:33.039 --> 01:38:35.119 this is so awesome I feel like anyone else that 2024 01:38:35.159 --> 01:38:38.279 does this move lets the arms go Beth Phoenix is 2025 01:38:38.350 --> 01:38:40.729 not letting your arms go you're going to fucking hell 2026 01:38:40.789 --> 01:38:41.869 on the glam slam. 2027 01:38:41.850 --> 01:38:43.470 Yeah I always thought she looked really good doing it 2028 01:38:43.829 --> 01:38:46.069 yeah I and I enjoyed this match dude I really 2029 01:38:46.090 --> 01:38:47.789 like this one this might be my favorite match of 2030 01:38:47.810 --> 01:38:53.090 the night We go to a pre-tape here. Chris Jericho 2031 01:38:53.130 --> 01:38:55.630 versus Shawn Michaels ladder match. That's going to be for 2032 01:38:55.649 --> 01:38:57.800 the world heavyweight title. And that's going to be at 2033 01:38:57.909 --> 01:38:59.229 No Mercy this Sunday. 2034 01:38:59.699 --> 01:39:02.399 And I think a lot of people remember this Jericho-Shawn feud. 2035 01:39:02.439 --> 01:39:04.479 And probably mostly because of the thing they did where 2036 01:39:04.640 --> 01:39:08.619 Jericho punched Shawn's wife in the head. Holy fuck. Okay. Yeah. 2037 01:39:08.899 --> 01:39:12.500 You remember that? No. Dude, yeah. He fucking, he went 2038 01:39:12.520 --> 01:39:15.010 to punch Shawn. I think he ducked and like he 2039 01:39:15.250 --> 01:39:18.529 decked Shawn's wife. I also think he throws Shawn through 2040 01:39:18.569 --> 01:39:19.409 the Jeritron thing. 2041 01:39:19.810 --> 01:39:22.189 I remember that. Yeah, I remember seeing that. 2042 01:39:22.529 --> 01:39:25.479 So that was like that whole angle. So I remember this. 2043 01:39:25.500 --> 01:39:27.699 I remember this Jericho run a lot here, too. For 2044 01:39:27.739 --> 01:39:30.039 some reason, I don't know why, but I totally remember 2045 01:39:30.079 --> 01:39:31.979 when he won the world title here. Like, I remember 2046 01:39:32.000 --> 01:39:34.399 him facing Sean. And then the same night he got 2047 01:39:34.439 --> 01:39:37.399 put into the championship scramble match and won the world title. Yeah, 2048 01:39:37.439 --> 01:39:39.020 that's right. Same night and everything. 2049 01:39:39.060 --> 01:39:39.319 Yeah. 2050 01:39:39.430 --> 01:39:42.109 I mean, I remember seeing this run where he was 2051 01:39:42.149 --> 01:39:44.250 like serious and like would wear the suit and shit. 2052 01:39:44.289 --> 01:39:44.789 Yep. 2053 01:39:45.069 --> 01:39:47.649 Yeah, so I do remember that. But no, I never 2054 01:39:47.689 --> 01:39:49.090 saw him punch Shawn Michaels' wife. 2055 01:39:49.510 --> 01:39:52.590 Dude, yeah, it was a pretty fucking crazy deal. Yeah, 2056 01:39:52.630 --> 01:39:54.609 like that was a huge part of the angle. So yeah, 2057 01:39:55.090 --> 01:39:56.609 of course, Mike Adam Lee is the

one that makes 2058 01:39:56.630 --> 01:39:58.569 this a ladder match for the world title because Mike 2059 01:39:58.649 --> 01:40:00.270 Adam Lee is the best booker of all time. 2060 01:40:00.569 --> 01:40:03.850 Yeah, he remembered that WrestleMania 10 match and said, yeah, 2061 01:40:03.890 --> 01:40:04.989 you do that again if you want. 2062 01:40:06.810 --> 01:40:08.909 Can you just have Razor do it with you? Can 2063 01:40:08.949 --> 01:40:14.819 Razor come back and do this match? No. you're telling 2064 01:40:14.840 --> 01:40:16.760 me Scott Hall in 2008 could have came and worked 2065 01:40:16.800 --> 01:40:18.840 on Smackdown in front of 40,000 he's. 2066 01:40:18.680 --> 01:40:21.930 Got a TNA right coming up I think right around 2067 01:40:21.970 --> 01:40:24.510 this time too I think he got punked out because 2068 01:40:24.529 --> 01:40:25.250 he's a punk. 2069 01:40:25.430 --> 01:40:30.829 No is that here fuck it is isn't it yeah it. 2070 01:40:30.720 --> 01:40:32.239 Is 08 you're right that's when Kevin Nash was about 2071 01:40:32.260 --> 01:40:33.359 to retire. 2072 01:40:33.260 --> 01:40:38.039 Damn damn you're right man everyone goes to TNA that's 2073 01:40:38.119 --> 01:40:41.319 true yeah fuck me So yeah, so we get the 2074 01:40:41.340 --> 01:40:43.800 rundown for No Mercy. We have Batista versus JBL, a 2075 01:40:43.859 --> 01:40:47.939 number one contenders match. I'm assuming that's for Jericho's title? 2076 01:40:49.760 --> 01:40:50.880 Yeah, I think it has to be, right? 2077 01:40:50.899 --> 01:40:53.939 Because that's a Raw match, right? Yeah, right. We have 2078 01:40:53.979 --> 01:40:57.750 Undertaker versus Big Show in a big man match where 2079 01:40:57.829 --> 01:40:59.329 Big Show surely wins. 2080 01:40:59.350 --> 01:41:01.550 I mean, he always does. 2081 01:41:01.569 --> 01:41:05.050 Dude, wow, he does win. There it is. Oh my God, 2082 01:41:05.069 --> 01:41:06.069 he wins by TKO. 2083 01:41:06.770 --> 01:41:07.229 Nice. 2084 01:41:07.359 --> 01:41:07.689 Wow. 2085 01:41:07.739 --> 01:41:09.369 The best pure striker got put down. 2086 01:41:09.390 --> 01:41:18.770 Let's fucking go. That's fantastic. We have Rey Mysterio versus Kane. 2087 01:41:18.810 --> 01:41:21.729 If Rey loses, he has to unmask. There's no part 2088 01:41:21.770 --> 01:41:23.750 that if Kane loses, he has to do anything. 2089 01:41:24.149 --> 01:41:25.810 If Rey loses, I'll never watch again. 2090 01:41:25.829 --> 01:41:31.789 If Rey wins, I'll never watch again. I'm not watching. 2091 01:41:33.979 --> 01:41:36.859 We have Matt Hardy versus Mark Henry for the ECW Championship, 2092 01:41:36.920 --> 01:41:38.939 and Matt Hardy will be made to look strong tonight. 2093 01:41:39.840 --> 01:41:44.039 Matt Hardy versus Mark Henry with Tony Atlas. Of course. 2094 01:41:44.060 --> 01:41:46.640 I'm sorry. If it is sleeveless polo, I could never 2095 01:41:46.680 --> 01:41:49.039 fucking forget that. That's my bad. And we also have 2096 01:41:49.100

--> 01:41:53.579 Triple H versus Jeff Hardy, Jeff Harvey, for the WWE Championship, 2097 01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:55.560 which is the SmackDown title. 2098 01:41:56.319 --> 01:41:59.079 WWE Rewind is brought to you by Verizon Wireless. 2099 01:41:59.430 --> 01:42:01.100 Get them calls in and internet. 2100 01:42:01.479 --> 01:42:03.359 For some reason, the song they were using was Jamie 2101 01:42:03.420 --> 01:42:04.279 Noble's theme song. 2102 01:42:04.600 --> 01:42:10.789 It was. Like, he wasn't gone that long. Yeah. It's 2103 01:42:10.810 --> 01:42:12.470 like four years or something, maybe less. 2104 01:42:13.069 --> 01:42:16.810 Well, Jericho and Lance Cade faced off against DX last week. 2105 01:42:17.590 --> 01:42:20.520 And Cade and Jericho were going to beat down... I wrote, 2106 01:42:20.619 --> 01:42:22.619 Cade and Jericho were going to beat down Jericho. 2107 01:42:22.640 --> 01:42:27.800 And shock Cade's balls. I guess they did have a feud. Yeah, 2108 01:42:27.840 --> 01:42:33.840 that's true. Where Jericho said he was HBK. Yeah, Lance 2109 01:42:33.850 --> 01:42:36.840 Cade was like, he was being mentored by Jericho for 2110 01:42:36.859 --> 01:42:39.840 a bit here, and they're fucking up Triple H and HBK. 2111 01:42:40.239 --> 01:42:41.979 Jericho's going to hit HBK with the ladder, but Triple 2112 01:42:42.000 --> 01:42:44.890 H comes in with a sledgehammer. Jericho bails Triple H. 2113 01:42:45.199 --> 01:42:47.140 I mean, they fucking run a train on Lance Cade here. 2114 01:42:47.159 --> 01:42:48.880 They hit him with a sledgehammer, hit him with Switch 2115 01:42:48.920 --> 01:42:51.579 and Music, they pedigree him, and then next week Lance 2116 01:42:51.600 --> 01:42:56.609 Cade is released. Nah. Yep. Yep. Man, really? 2117 01:42:57.510 --> 01:42:57.859 Yep. 2118 01:42:57.939 --> 01:43:01.050 Why'd he cut his hair? He just looked like Chris Jericho. 2119 01:43:01.189 --> 01:43:03.090 That's fucking probably why. They said you gotta cut your 2120 01:43:03.130 --> 01:43:05.449 hair and look like Chris Jericho. Damn. 2121 01:43:06.350 --> 01:43:07.829 I thought Cade had an awesome look. 2122 01:43:08.350 --> 01:43:10.029 I like Cade. I think we talked about him pretty 2123 01:43:10.069 --> 01:43:11.829 recently too, but I like Lance Cade a lot. I 2124 01:43:11.869 --> 01:43:13.149 just think he had a lot of stuff going on 2125 01:43:13.210 --> 01:43:14.289 and they let him go. 2126 01:43:15.189 --> 01:43:18.149 Well, now it's time for the featured bout of the evening. 2127 01:43:18.529 --> 01:43:23.560 Matt Hardy, ECW champion versus Triple H, WWE champion versus 2128 01:43:23.619 --> 01:43:25.560 Chris Jericho, World Heavyweight Champion. 2129 01:43:25.970 --> 01:43:29.949 It's time to elevate ECW. To that next level. 2130 01:43:30.310 --> 01:43:32.029 Why has Matt Hardy even got the belt, man? This 2131 01:43:32.090 --> 01:43:33.229 is where the Giants roam. 2132 01:43:33.770 --> 01:43:36.310 Well, you know, Mark Henry's about

to get that motherfucker, 2133 01:43:36.350 --> 01:43:36.949 so that's cool. 2134 01:43:37.180 --> 01:43:39.079 Gotta get the Boogeyman strapped up over there. 2135 01:43:39.479 --> 01:43:41.880 I can't believe they didn't get Boogeyman one title in 2136 01:43:41.939 --> 01:43:42.600 his whole run. 2137 01:43:42.979 --> 01:43:46.890 They should have had, like, Mark Henry, Great Khali, and 2138 01:43:46.930 --> 01:43:49.670 all those people over there, like the big, huge guys. 2139 01:43:49.850 --> 01:43:52.050 The misfits. And then they should have had Jamie Noble 2140 01:43:52.090 --> 01:43:55.010 as the champion. His gimmick is he keeps finding a 2141 01:43:55.029 --> 01:43:57.569 way to beat these fucking guys. Like, that should have 2142 01:43:57.590 --> 01:43:59.989 been awesome. Dude, that would have been sick as fuck. 2143 01:44:00.010 --> 01:44:00.470 You're right. 2144 01:44:00.850 --> 01:44:03.210 Well, Matt Hardy comes out here first with the jackass 2145 01:44:03.250 --> 01:44:04.569 shirt on and the pencil. 2146 01:44:07.590 --> 01:44:11.170 Matt Hardy. I mean, like, he had no chance here, man. 2147 01:44:11.310 --> 01:44:13.310 That sucks. Nah. I mean, like. 2148 01:44:13.750 --> 01:44:15.300 He probably didn't even have to ask the finish of 2149 01:44:15.310 --> 01:44:17.149 this match. He probably just already knew what it was. 2150 01:44:17.180 --> 01:44:19.399 Yeah, no, I'm taking the pedigree. Like, that's what's happening. 2151 01:44:19.479 --> 01:44:22.220 I knew that. Like, whatever. 2152 01:44:22.760 --> 01:44:24.680 Jericho comes out here looking like Dane Cook. 2153 01:44:24.960 --> 01:44:27.159 Dude, I mean, I thought he looked good. I like 2154 01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:27.840 him in the trunks. 2155 01:44:28.840 --> 01:44:30.760 Yeah, the belt was so large on him, it looks 2156 01:44:30.800 --> 01:44:31.760 like he came out naked. 2157 01:44:34.520 --> 01:44:37.340 I mean, he does look a lot like Dane Cook. 2158 01:44:37.619 --> 01:44:40.500 He got the Dane Cook hair. That's fucking, that was 2159 01:44:40.520 --> 01:44:42.960 a classic here, bro. Better do a B & E. 2160 01:44:45.939 --> 01:44:56.710 Bacon and eggs? Nah. He's the Waffler. Waffle! Bro's the Waffler. 2161 01:44:57.229 --> 01:44:59.369 That's fucking awesome, by the way. Yeah, by the way, 2162 01:44:59.409 --> 01:45:02.989 everyone ever seen that movie? Of course they have. Sorry, guys. Also, 2163 01:45:03.029 --> 01:45:05.789 fuck Three Ninjas. Fuck Three Ninjas for real, guys. Hey. 2164 01:45:07.270 --> 01:45:10.289 Those movies look like fucking shit, guys. Like, I was 2165 01:45:10.310 --> 01:45:13.090 three years old. If Tom Tom's got a problem, do 2166 01:45:13.130 --> 01:45:15.409 something about it. Do something. 2167 01:45:16.170 --> 01:45:18.300 Well, Triple H and Matt Hardy start beating the fuck 2168 01:45:18.340 --> 01:45:22.619 out of Chris Jericho. Matt Hardy sends Jericho into the 2169 01:45:22.680 --> 01:45:24.199 corner here and then Triple

H hits him with a 2170 01:45:24.220 --> 01:45:25.260 DDT immediately. 2171 01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:27.739 Dude, gut kick DDT. And this is where I noticed, 2172 01:45:27.800 --> 01:45:30.369 I mean, Triple H is tame compared to Matt Hardy's 2173 01:45:30.390 --> 01:45:32.670 complexion is like night and day. Matt Hardy looks so 2174 01:45:32.750 --> 01:45:33.729 pale compared to this dude. 2175 01:45:34.130 --> 01:45:34.430 Yes. 2176 01:45:34.590 --> 01:45:35.170 Oh my God. 2177 01:45:35.210 --> 01:45:35.390 Yeah. 2178 01:45:35.409 --> 01:45:38.329 Triple H has like a bodybuilding competition tan. 2179 01:45:38.550 --> 01:45:39.390 Hot dog color. 2180 01:45:39.829 --> 01:45:41.930 Triple H hits a suplex on Jericho from the apron 2181 01:45:41.970 --> 01:45:44.609 into the ring for a two here. Matt Hardy takes 2182 01:45:44.649 --> 01:45:46.439 it to Triple H on the outside before they head 2183 01:45:46.479 --> 01:45:49.279 to the apron. Jericho hits a triangle dropkick and knocks 2184 01:45:49.300 --> 01:45:51.159 them both off the apron before we head to commercial. 2185 01:45:51.380 --> 01:45:54.000 That was pretty awesome. I like that. I thought Triple 2186 01:45:54.020 --> 01:45:55.859 H was going to duck, so Matt would have to 2187 01:45:55.899 --> 01:45:57.390 take it, but actually Triple H took it. 2188 01:45:57.619 --> 01:45:59.600 We come back and Matt Hardy looks for the twist 2189 01:45:59.649 --> 01:46:02.810 of fate, but Matt Hardy gets shit canned. Jericho is 2190 01:46:02.850 --> 01:46:05.130 taken to Triple H here until Triple H fires back 2191 01:46:05.149 --> 01:46:06.010 with a spine buster. 2192 01:46:06.369 --> 01:46:08.989 You were missing a big part of that commercial break comeback, James. 2193 01:46:09.069 --> 01:46:12.479 You can't ignore that Matt was on the second rope. 2194 01:46:12.850 --> 01:46:16.039 He went, oh, and did the elbow to the back 2195 01:46:16.079 --> 01:46:24.390 of the neck. God damn it. The classic Matt Hardy move. Yeah, dude. 2196 01:46:24.739 --> 01:46:27.470 Triple H did Spinebuster with Big Taunt. I always liked that. 2197 01:46:27.750 --> 01:46:30.399 Yeah, it's from the fucking video games. The Spinebuster with the. 2198 01:46:34.100 --> 01:46:36.319 Triple H tries for the pedigree here, but Matt Hardy 2199 01:46:36.390 --> 01:46:39.930 is climbing behind him. Jericho catapults Triple H in the corner, 2200 01:46:39.949 --> 01:46:41.609 and that crotches Matt Hardy on the ropes. 2201 01:46:41.989 --> 01:46:45.329 Dude, Jericho, sorry, Triple H loves taking a slingshot. He 2202 01:46:45.369 --> 01:46:46.390 is the king of taking that. 2203 01:46:46.630 --> 01:46:48.529 Yes, oh my God, he loves it, yeah, for sure. 2204 01:46:49.090 --> 01:46:51.550 So Chris Jericho rolls Triple H up for a two here, 2205 01:46:52.229 --> 01:46:55.180 and this somehow leads to a fucking Tower of Doom spot. 2206 01:46:55.560 --> 01:46:57.319 I could not believe that Triple H is involved with 2207 01:46:57.380 --> 01:47:01.220 a Tower of Doom powerbomb. TNA, TNA, TNA. Dude, yes, 2208 01:47:01.260 --> 01:47:03.020 like this had to be a Matt Hardy call, right? 2209 01:47:03.359 --> 01:47:05.409 That's probably Triple H. He's like, dude, they fucking just 2210 01:47:05.430 --> 01:47:09.310 did this crazy spot at TNA. It's Chris Saban, Petey Williams, 2211 01:47:09.329 --> 01:47:12.229 Sanjay Dutt, who looks nuts. The Motor City Machine Guns, 2212 01:47:12.329 --> 01:47:13.170 AJ and Joe. 2213 01:47:17.180 --> 01:47:19.380 Jericho goes for the Lion Saw here, but lands on 2214 01:47:19.399 --> 01:47:22.159 his feet and jams his leg. Triple H goes for 2215 01:47:22.180 --> 01:47:24.199 the Figure Four, but gets pushed into Matt Hardy on 2216 01:47:24.220 --> 01:47:27.470 the apron. Jericho locks in the walls of Jericho on 2217 01:47:27.510 --> 01:47:30.850 Triple H, but Triple H powers up off the ground 2218 01:47:30.909 --> 01:47:32.329 and starts climbing towards the ropes. 2219 01:47:32.750 --> 01:47:36.729 He powers. He's struggling. He's struggling. And Jericho's, you know, 2220 01:47:36.750 --> 01:47:39.489 trying to drag him back. And Matt Hardy gets in. 2221 01:47:39.890 --> 01:47:41.229 So Jericho has to stop it because it's time to 2222 01:47:41.270 --> 01:47:42.250 put him in the walls instead. 2223 01:47:42.470 --> 01:47:45.710 Yeah, Matt Hardy runs in, instantly gets locked into the walls, 2224 01:47:45.750 --> 01:47:48.029 but Matt Hardy's able to roll through into a flash 2225 01:47:48.069 --> 01:47:48.810 pin for a two. 2226 01:47:49.210 --> 01:47:50.229 I mean, if he was going to win, it would 2227 01:47:50.260 --> 01:47:52.670 have been there. No way. Ha ha ha! 2228 01:47:55.520 --> 01:47:57.909 Jericho goes for the bulldog here, but Hardy pushes him 2229 01:47:57.930 --> 01:47:59.949 into the buckle and hits his own bulldog for a two. 2230 01:47:59.970 --> 01:48:02.350 Yeah, a little clothesline bulldog combo. I like that. 2231 01:48:02.750 --> 01:48:05.350 Jericho goes for the code breaker, but Hardy pushes him down. 2232 01:48:06.069 --> 01:48:08.880 You can just do that. That was a super cool counter. Yeah, 2233 01:48:08.899 --> 01:48:10.960 like I don't even remember ever seeing that. He just 2234 01:48:11.060 --> 01:48:12.079 shoved him to the floor. 2235 01:48:12.680 --> 01:48:14.939 Matt Hardy hits the side effect here, but Triple H 2236 01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:17.180 runs in and hits the pedigree on Matt Hardy and 2237 01:48:17.239 --> 01:48:17.939 pins him and wins. 2238 01:48:17.979 --> 01:48:18.460 Fuck you, man. 2239 01:48:18.479 --> 01:48:18.779 Damn it! 2240 01:48:22.119 --> 01:48:24.100 That's every online match i've ever. 2241 01:48:23.899 --> 01:48:27.569 Seen ever man dude that sucks man that is fucking 2242 01:48:27.670 --> 01:48:29.489 cheese man. 2243 01:48:29.409 --> 01:48:32.489 Well after the bell here uh chris jericho comes in 2244 01:48:32.529 --> 01:48:33.729 and hits triple h with a code. 2245 01:48:33.569 -->

01:48:36.079 Breaker Looks good too. I mean, he lays Triple H 2246 01:48:36.119 --> 01:48:38.520 out and he goes outside to grab a ladder. Everything 2247 01:48:38.539 --> 01:48:40.920 that happens here is insane. I need that to be known. 2248 01:48:41.279 --> 01:48:43.300 I mean, this is like one of the craziest endings 2249 01:48:43.359 --> 01:48:44.100 I could even recall. 2250 01:48:44.119 --> 01:48:45.260 Like if you asked me at the. 2251 01:48:45.220 --> 01:48:47.300 Beginning of the episode, what is the final shot of 2252 01:48:47.340 --> 01:48:49.100 this debut episode on my network TV? 2253 01:48:49.199 --> 01:48:52.399 I would have never, ever guessed this. No, dude, this 2254 01:48:52.479 --> 01:48:56.000 is fucking insane. So Jericho has a ladder. He runs 2255 01:48:56.039 --> 01:48:58.560 it into Matt's head and he puts Matt inside of 2256 01:48:58.600 --> 01:49:00.659 the ladder and he's going to slam it on him. 2257 01:49:00.989 --> 01:49:04.090 SVR style. But the man that James has been wanting 2258 01:49:04.109 --> 01:49:07.229 to talk about this whole match, Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy? 2259 01:49:07.670 --> 01:49:11.770 Jeff Hardy makes the save. He's here. He lines Jericho 2260 01:49:11.829 --> 01:49:14.149 over the top rope to the floor. And he checks 2261 01:49:14.229 --> 01:49:17.689 on Matt. And Triple H turns Jeff around. And Jeff 2262 01:49:17.720 --> 01:49:19.859 hits him with a big twist of fate. Big fire up. 2263 01:49:19.880 --> 01:49:23.100 The crowd's like, oh, shit. Lays him out? But that's 2264 01:49:23.140 --> 01:49:26.359 not it. Jeff points to the ladder. He's going to 2265 01:49:26.399 --> 01:49:28.840 do some shit off the ladder to Triple H before 2266 01:49:28.859 --> 01:49:30.729 the pay-per-view? Shooting star 450. 2267 01:49:30.720 --> 01:49:30.920 Yeah. 2268 01:49:33.409 --> 01:49:34.789 He could do it too if he wanted to. I 2269 01:49:34.810 --> 01:49:37.569 bet he could figure it out. So Jeff climbs the ladder. 2270 01:49:38.109 --> 01:49:41.250 And he's setting up. He climbs it. He's like on the... 2271 01:49:41.109 --> 01:49:44.210 Maybe second down from the top rung. He's firing up 2272 01:49:44.229 --> 01:49:47.260 the crowd. And then Jeff looks off to the side. 2273 01:49:47.270 --> 01:49:52.560 Because somebody's running in. And by God... It's top guy time. 2274 01:49:52.899 --> 01:49:56.600 Vladimir Kozlov is here. He gets in the ring. Jeff 2275 01:49:56.720 --> 01:50:00.100 jumps off the ladder. Kozlov headbutts him out of the air. 2276 01:50:00.460 --> 01:50:03.800 That man is undefeated. The undefeated Kozlov is here. Oh 2277 01:50:04.380 --> 01:50:08.000 my God. And what's this? Slop drop to triple A's. 2278 01:50:10.479 --> 01:50:12.119 Triple H been hit with that a few times. 2279 01:50:13.380 --> 01:50:16.399 Yeah, PTSD is it all? No, not again. He said 2280 01:50:16.420 --> 01:50:19.939 some crazy too. He does like power slam into stinger, 2281 01:50:20.359 --> 01:50:23.939 scorpion death drop position into slob drop. What a bad 2282 01:50:24.039 --> 01:50:26.779 fucking finish for this guy. He changes it, right? Like 2283 01:50:26.819 --> 01:50:29.770 there's no way he keeps this. He beat Undertaker with 2284 01:50:29.810 --> 01:50:32.810 a power slam. Yeah, that's right. He beat him clean too. Yeah, 2285 01:50:33.029 --> 01:50:35.270 holy shit. Wow, I cannot. 2286 01:50:34.989 --> 01:50:36.630 Believe they didn't just want to give this guy like 2287 01:50:36.689 --> 01:50:41.430 a fucking fuck you power bomb or something. Batista's not 2288 01:50:41.449 --> 01:50:42.670 even on this show right now. 2289 01:50:43.130 --> 01:50:46.000 Right. Yeah, you're right. He could have did, I mean, anything. 2290 01:50:46.020 --> 01:50:49.640 The Taker's doing, like, the Tombstone shit, right? 2291 01:50:50.020 --> 01:50:50.680 Yeah, right. 2292 01:50:51.079 --> 01:50:54.220 What if he just did Kinsuke Sasaki's, like, one-arm powerbomb? 2293 01:50:54.560 --> 01:50:58.750 Yeah, right. Well, Santino's doing that. Yeah, he did do it. Yeah, 2294 01:50:58.789 --> 01:51:01.229 you're right. But yeah, wow. 2295 01:51:01.529 --> 01:51:04.789 If I could go back in time, yeah, I would 2296 01:51:04.810 --> 01:51:07.439 tell Kozlov, let's do the Kinsuke Sasaki move. 2297 01:51:07.819 --> 01:51:10.199 Oh, my God. That would have changed his career. Let's 2298 01:51:10.239 --> 01:51:13.210 make some fucking money, man. Well, Kozlov fucking hits a 2299 01:51:13.229 --> 01:51:15.970 headbutt out of the air. Slop drop on Triple H. 2300 01:51:16.010 --> 01:51:19.130 The crowd chants USA. Kozlov's music hits because he's the 2301 01:51:19.149 --> 01:51:21.310 top guy. And the show goes off the air with 2302 01:51:21.350 --> 01:51:23.619 Kozlov standing tall. Holy fuck. 2303 01:51:23.859 --> 01:51:27.859 The My Network TV debut is with Vladimir Kozlov standing 2304 01:51:27.920 --> 01:51:31.699 tall over Jeff Hardy, Triple H, and Chris Jericho. 2305 01:51:32.060 --> 01:51:35.909 And Matt Hardy. I like Kozlov, but it just feels 2306 01:51:35.979 --> 01:51:39.380 crazy looking back at this. That's fucking insane. This guy 2307 01:51:39.600 --> 01:51:43.159 super does not do anything else. He doesn't do anything. 2308 01:51:43.619 --> 01:51:46.000 You can't say they didn't try something with this guy, though. 2309 01:51:46.020 --> 01:51:49.130 Oh, sure. I mean, what a way to debut on 2310 01:51:49.189 --> 01:51:51.250 my network TV, huh? Yeah, man. 2311 01:51:51.270 --> 01:51:52.829 I hope this network stays around. 2312 01:51:53.550 --> 01:51:59.640 Yeah, I hope this whole company stays around. Well, that 2313 01:51:59.680 --> 01:52:03.199 is it for WWE SmackDown's My Network TV debut from 2314 01:52:03.239 --> 01:52:09.979 October 3rd, 2008. And now it's time for the main event. 2315 01:52:10.180 --> 01:52:12.039 Let's read some fucking names. 2316 01:52:15.920 --> 01:52:16.779 All right. 2317 01:52:16.859 --> 01:52:19.100 Welcome to the main event. 2318

01:52:19.520 --> 01:52:21.939 Oh, my God. You made it. You made it. How 2319 01:52:21.979 --> 01:52:24.140 about that? Look at us. Look at us. 2320 01:52:24.720 --> 01:52:26.119 How did you make it through a 2008 SmackDown? 2321 01:52:29.270 --> 01:52:31.109 Wow, we're proud of you. I promise you we are. 2322 01:52:31.430 --> 01:52:37.430 Starting in the $ 5 tier, Max Edwards. Bucks and sucks, 2323 01:52:37.890 --> 01:52:39.770 but never with ducks. 2324 01:52:40.329 --> 01:52:44.789 That's a good way to live. Schmitty Warber Yeagerman Jensen. 2325 01:52:45.109 --> 01:52:50.869 Holy shit, that's a legend. Andrew Nuz. Hate assassin. Always 2326 01:52:50.890 --> 01:52:55.760 got the little face in there. Digital seven. Yo. Chase? No. 2327 01:52:55.779 --> 01:53:06.529 All right. Chase Rabin. Huh? Fox Loaf. Cly. Not Doy 2328 01:53:07.010 --> 01:53:19.020 in Yale. Yeah. What? Cam Spencer. Wyatt 317. Yeah. Neeks. GamingBots28. 2329 01:53:20.229 --> 01:53:28.029 Bryce Rinniker. Yo. I can't talk right now. I'm making piss. Like, 2330 01:53:28.710 --> 01:53:33.130 in the toilet. Uncle. Yeah. Yeah. S.Y. 2331 01:53:33.789 --> 01:53:38.189 Adam Copeland's Stewie impression be like, aw, deuce. 2332 01:53:38.949 --> 01:53:40.909 You don't have a Stewie impression, do you? I just 2333 01:53:40.949 --> 01:53:44.149 did it. Oh, that was really good. Oh, thank you. Aw, deuce. 2334 01:53:44.550 --> 01:53:47.369 Just want to say, you guys have helped a ton 2335 01:53:47.449 --> 01:53:50.329 with all the laughs. Oh, well, thank you. You helped 2336 01:53:50.409 --> 01:53:52.729 a ton by being here for us to laugh in 2337 01:53:52.760 --> 01:53:58.600 the direction of. Kendrick White. Kane sub with Grandma Fries. 2338 01:53:58.899 --> 01:54:04.119 The cops are here. Is that WMF New York? 2339 01:54:04.579 --> 01:54:10.619 Text Crazy Frog to 81676 for Abyss Sings Axel F. 2340 01:54:10.979 --> 01:54:20.750 Oh, shit. Joey Williams. Lupongi Vice. Lupongi. 2341 01:54:21.130 --> 01:54:27.590 Gary Gribble. $ 10 tier. Candy Appleman Jack MCC. 2342 01:54:28.170 --> 01:54:29.090 Yeah. 2343 01:54:29.550 --> 01:54:31.510 The Volcano Junior. 2344 01:54:31.670 --> 01:54:37.069 Whoa, that's a fucking OG right there. Jordan Pinton. The 2345 01:54:37.149 --> 01:54:39.069 winner of smallest penis of. 2346 01:54:39.050 --> 01:54:40.189 The year goes to. 2347 01:54:40.210 --> 01:54:45.520 Oh man, don't do this. Kyle Reynolds. Oh, Kyle, no. 2348 01:54:47.020 --> 01:54:53.819 Sigil wants to thank you for Dippin' Skiwo Chase. No, no, no, no. 2349 01:54:54.020 --> 01:54:57.500 Come on. It started off so well. Can't we be friends? 2350 01:54:58.180 --> 01:55:04.060 Rando Dixon. Yo. Matthew. Hello. Jay. I'm a winter weather 2351 01:55:04.090 --> 01:55:04.970 storm chaser. 2352 01:55:05.529 --> 01:55:14.170 I'm out to chase blizzards, son. Lord LeMond. Brennan Keller. 2353 01:55:14.989 --> 01:55:21.210 Callum Yexley. Cozy Panda. Torino Scale. Kirk Angel. 2354 01:55:21.529 --> 01:55:23.899 Call

me Kirk Angel. Finally. 2355 01:55:24.800 --> 01:55:25.880 I have $ 10 again. 2356 01:55:26.239 --> 01:55:30.199 That was a rock when he had $ 7. I had 2357 01:55:30.199 --> 01:55:35.890 $ 7 and then I got three more. Wyatt. Terry Travis. 2358 01:55:36.529 --> 01:55:45.279 Per Man Kane. Kane. Kenny Omega's one-winged dick. The cock. Johnson. 2359 01:55:45.640 --> 01:55:53.550 Just the one. Alfredo Ramirez. Dallas. Dick. The chase. And 2360 01:55:53.979 --> 01:55:59.750 our son. That's a fucking crazy combination. And our son. 2361 01:55:59.770 --> 01:56:03.869 You know, you'd think I'd stop falling for that by now. C.D. Yakub, 94. 2362 01:56:03.850 --> 01:56:03.930 Yeah. 2363 01:56:03.970 --> 01:56:04.090 Yeah. 2364 01:56:08.369 --> 01:56:11.710 I crop dusted the doorknob to the DPW office. 2365 01:56:12.189 --> 01:56:14.260 That could be anywhere. That could be James House. That 2366 01:56:14.279 --> 01:56:16.500 could be the one locked room that we always has 2367 01:56:16.539 --> 01:56:18.039 to get unlocked at the armory. 2368 01:56:18.260 --> 01:56:22.300 Bro thinks we have an office. Bro crop dusted a 2369 01:56:22.359 --> 01:56:23.220 random doorknob. 2370 01:56:24.760 --> 01:56:26.579 Bro's rubbing his ass on doorknobs. 2371 01:56:26.600 --> 01:56:28.649 Bro shit his pants probably. 2372 01:56:29.159 --> 01:56:30.529 Bro shit himself. 2373 01:56:30.569 --> 01:56:32.829 That was not a crop dust. 2374 01:56:32.850 --> 01:56:33.689 You shit your pants. 2375 01:56:33.710 --> 01:56:35.710 There's doo-doo in your underwear. 2376 01:56:35.729 --> 01:56:40.960 Put this on us. Yeah, shitty. Alex St. Vincent. Yeah. Yeah. 2377 01:56:41.260 --> 01:56:42.720 Big Body Tonka. 2378 01:56:42.859 --> 01:56:43.899 Yeah. Yeah. 2379 01:56:44.340 --> 01:56:51.600 Quentin Stevens. Roberto Meza. Food Crimes. No. Bald Mark. Patches. 2380 01:56:52.510 --> 01:57:00.310 Jeff Malinoff. Jeff Off. Chris S. That's gotta be Chris Sale. Yo, welcome, man. Wow, 2381 01:57:00.350 --> 01:57:00.770 you suck. 2382 01:57:01.090 --> 01:57:03.569 Yo, welcome, man. Thank you so much for the season. 2383 01:57:05.659 --> 01:57:10.800 It's small man Chuck Littell's partner, Fat Man Chunk Lardell. 2384 01:57:11.140 --> 01:57:13.470 There's not like a big man, little man team? Oh, 2385 01:57:13.489 --> 01:57:17.470 I hope so. That's exciting. El Hijo de John Blood. 2386 01:57:17.890 --> 01:57:20.210 My son. My son. 2387 01:57:23.069 --> 01:57:24.729 Joe Bangles Gravy. 2388 01:57:25.090 --> 01:57:32.989 Not Bojangles. Joe Bangles. Joe Bangles. Yeah. East Coast Bojangles. Gilgen. Ash. 2389 01:57:33.810 --> 01:57:38.890 Janky Tanker. Scotty, Linus Nilsson. 2390 01:57:39.149 --> 01:57:39.710 There he is. 2391 01:57:40.210 --> 01:57:42.170 Shane McMahon got the huzz. 2392 01:57:44.430 --> 01:57:49.180 Gage Gwynn, a.k.a. Sir Poonus. I won't be referring to 2393 01:57:49.220 --> 01:57:56.060 you as Sir Poonus. I have no respect. C.J. Mullins. Yeah. Topher2493. 2394 01:57:56.890 --> 01:58:03.600 Those poor shingles are suffering from Johnny. Yeah. Man, that 2395 01:58:03.640 --> 01:58:13.460 was horrible. Like, that was really bad. Mr. Shit. Ass. Poop. 2396 01:58:14.020 --> 01:58:15.659 Boys, I had a good name. 2397 01:58:16.260 --> 01:58:19.920 I forgot it. Just move on. You're wasting everybody's fucking time. 2398 01:58:19.939 --> 01:58:29.010 Julio Ferreira. Ryan Hollowman. Yindo. Tristan Herring. Jay Wick. Mudded. 2399 01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:38.500 Seth freaking Rollins. Holy shit. Jackson Love. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. 2400 01:58:39.119 --> 01:58:52.010 Josh Kotz. Aiden Owens. That really sent me over the chase. Okay. Richard. Dude. Yeah, man. 2401 01:58:52.050 --> 01:58:54.170 That's fucking insane. You know, we made that joke like 2402 01:58:54.310 --> 01:58:57.649 six months ago. Not longer than that. I feel like 2403 01:58:57.670 --> 01:59:00.029 I've been saying it for half my life. It probably was. 2404 01:59:00.090 --> 01:59:01.909 All Dude was a long time ago. 2405 01:59:02.270 --> 01:59:06.750 Dav Bastitas and Stooby Doober Mystery Inc. 2406 01:59:08.510 --> 01:59:13.880 Kelton Lewis. The American Nightmare, Chody Rhodes. Oh, I don't 2407 01:59:13.899 --> 01:59:19.640 like that. Cameron Brown. Eric Miller. Matthew Thena. Austin G. 2408 01:59:20.439 --> 01:59:27.039 Trash Wolf. Metal Beats 14. Sam. Aw, dude. Dude. 2409 01:59:28.989 --> 01:59:31.869 Subscribing to the Deadlock Patreon after having a baby to 2410 01:59:32.109 --> 01:59:33.050 get through the late night. 2411 01:59:33.550 --> 01:59:38.229 Goo goo ga ga, dude. That's the baby? 2412 01:59:38.250 --> 01:59:39.850 Oh yeah, shout out the baby. 2413 01:59:39.869 --> 01:59:44.130 Wow, big ups to the fucking baby, man. They're gonna 2414 01:59:44.149 --> 01:59:47.750 have an awesome life listening to the pod. Epic Pooh Bear. 2415 01:59:48.220 --> 01:59:50.979 Real name Eric Pooh. 2416 01:59:52.000 --> 01:59:56.779 Bear. Doxing him. Frank. Henry Tinkler 88. Tinkler? Early. Late. 2417 01:59:58.989 --> 02:00:02.189 Angel Vasquez. Can be cool. 2418 02:00:02.510 --> 02:00:03.029 Yeah. 2419 02:00:03.090 --> 02:00:10.579 Yeah. Lyndon Moore. Tango. Fours. Edwin Amaya. Yo. Party Nightmare. 2420 02:00:10.640 --> 02:00:12.199 That's not even close. 2421 02:00:12.260 --> 02:00:12.800 Holy shit. 2422 02:00:13.220 --> 02:00:14.880 That is not even close. 2423 02:00:16.699 --> 02:00:17.359 That is. 2424 02:00:17.439 --> 02:00:19.779 He's just, he's going into the inner workings of his 2425 02:00:20.000 --> 02:00:23.810 mind for your name. Like you just fucked it. Wow. Shit. 2426 02:00:24.390 --> 02:00:25.550 Party Midnight. 2427 02:00:25.569 --> 02:00:25.750 Yeah. 2428 02:00:27.399 --> 02:00:32.409 That's not even close. Holy shit. Wow. You good? Yeah. Great. 2429 02:00:32.750 --> 02:00:35.270 Fuck yeah. Black Ops Ninja. 2430 02:00:35.989 --> 02:00:42.289 Just one more chase and I'll. 2431 02:00:42.050 --> 02:00:56.510 Be Richard's son. Yeah, I'm Chase. Richard's

son. Because Johnny's 2432 02:00:56.970 --> 02:01:05.229 had enough of this. And now he smells. Yeah! How 2433 02:01:05.250 --> 02:01:07.510 the fuck did he fit all that in there? What 2434 02:01:07.529 --> 02:01:10.829 the fuck? There's supposed to be a limit. Rin Sheduck. 2435 02:01:13.289 --> 02:01:23.699 I swear to God, that's what they put. There's no 2436 02:01:23.720 --> 02:01:26.579 way for you to know this. But we joke around 2437 02:01:26.720 --> 02:01:30.119 with the name Ebenezer all the time. Like, it's like 2438 02:01:30.199 --> 02:01:38.050 legit a vocal tick of ours is Ebenezer. Like, I 2439 02:01:38.069 --> 02:01:42.350 don't know why. Where did that come from? I have 2440 02:01:42.430 --> 02:01:48.189 no clue. Yeah. Like, you know, maybe it's from this guy, Ebenezer. Ebenezer. 2441 02:01:52.909 --> 02:02:03.920 Hunter McDevitt. Poise, Julian Hoban, Jay Pesky, Finn Smiley. Yeah, 2442 02:02:03.960 --> 02:02:05.159 I mean, that's what they put here. 2443 02:02:05.779 --> 02:02:11.359 Devin Kizarek, Zima, Vault-Tec. You know what that's from? 2444 02:02:11.859 --> 02:02:12.140 No. 2445 02:02:12.779 --> 02:02:13.399 Adventure Time. 2446 02:02:13.439 --> 02:02:15.810 You ever seen that one? No, I watch Epic Meal Time. 2447 02:02:16.550 --> 02:02:22.859 Jordan Farris. Deadlock Bowl week six. Fuck the Eagles. Keep pounding, bitch. 2448 02:02:23.550 --> 02:02:26.050 How the hell is this guy week six? What the hell? 2449 02:02:26.390 --> 02:02:31.189 He's got crazy advanced knowledge of this. Pink, pink, pink, pink. 2450 02:02:31.670 --> 02:02:37.109 I hear you. Daniel Bishkow. Oh. Lord Headass the Fourth. 2451 02:02:37.130 --> 02:02:42.239 That's a legend to me. Your Majesty. $ 15 tier. El 2452 02:02:43.000 --> 02:02:49.689 Hijo del Declown. It's pronounced a clone. You got me. 2453 02:02:49.930 --> 02:02:52.670 You spelled it like clown. Yeah, you could have started 2454 02:02:52.689 --> 02:02:59.529 like that. That sucks. Josh Goats. Yo. Swangin' and bangin'. Ooh. 2455 02:03:00.069 --> 02:03:04.029 Look at our girl Aria bringing out the pause. Oh, shit. 2456 02:03:04.409 --> 02:03:07.470 Thomas Haswell. Haswell what? Mr. 2457 02:03:07.609 --> 02:03:13.130 Cock and Balls Bart the Hammer Gun. 2458 02:03:13.529 --> 02:03:15.390 Wow, did he have another run? Is that like his 2459 02:03:16.029 --> 02:03:18.529 fucking FMW run? He was Mr. Cock and Balls Bart 2460 02:03:18.560 --> 02:03:20.979 the Hammer Gun? That was his Battle Arts run. Oh, sure. 2461 02:03:21.680 --> 02:03:25.220 We all saw it. We were all watching Battle Arts. 2462 02:03:29.649 --> 02:03:32.789 Arjun Garcha. Yeah. Oh, I like that. 2463 02:03:33.130 --> 02:03:36.069 Number one Hooventude fan, Luke Johnston. 2464 02:03:36.439 --> 02:03:39.079 I don't know, man. We're pretty big Hoovie fans here. Tonight, 2465 02:03:39.460 --> 02:03:42.239 you're going one-on-one with the booty man. 2466 02:03:45.760 --> 02:03:47.640 No! 2467 02:03:47.640 --> 02:03:51.399 2008 Smackdown, if it were good. Booty man would be 2468 02:03:51.420 --> 02:03:55.430 on ECW with the Giants. The Giants are on, and 2469 02:03:55.470 --> 02:03:58.720 the booty man's also there. The Boogeyman and the Boogeyman? Like, 2470 02:03:58.739 --> 02:04:04.300 that's a dream team. Mikey Reynolds. Kara. Kara. Kara. 2471 02:04:06.319 --> 02:04:12.149 Jared Jacobs. That dickhead invisible man owes Al Kroons $ 200? Oh, 2472 02:04:12.319 --> 02:04:13.729 is that true? 2473 02:04:13.750 --> 02:04:15.029 We would have checked him when he was on the 2474 02:04:15.069 --> 02:04:18.050 long way. What the fuck? I checked him. Yeah, but 2475 02:04:18.090 --> 02:04:19.930 we didn't know that he owed our boy money here. 2476 02:04:19.949 --> 02:04:22.029 Yeah, I'll check him next time for you, too. I 2477 02:04:22.029 --> 02:04:22.770 don't give a fuck. 2478 02:04:22.890 --> 02:04:24.529 Yeah, we'll bring him back just to fucking shake him 2479 02:04:24.550 --> 02:04:25.069 down for that. 2480 02:04:25.069 --> 02:04:28.119 $ 60 annual, Eric M. 2481 02:04:28.680 --> 02:04:38.100 M for what? The Rock. Oh, shit. $ 120 annual, Phil 2482 02:04:38.159 --> 02:04:46.279 Simons Jr. Yeah. Ooh, let's go. And Alexander Andrews. Yeah. 2483 02:04:46.590 --> 02:04:50.300 I'm fucking with the annuals heavy. Let's go. Thank you, guys. And.... 2484 02:04:52.670 --> 02:05:02.100 New deadlock patreon champion what at 50 fucking dollars what 2485 02:05:02.720 --> 02:05:04.159 she heavies. 2486 02:05:03.899 --> 02:05:06.279 On my quarter till i pound her. 2487 02:05:06.859 --> 02:05:11.699 Oh shit wow that fucking really fucking has got me 2488 02:05:11.760 --> 02:05:13.619 thinking don't it got you thinking it's. 2489 02:05:13.560 --> 02:05:16.300 Got me thinking about mr cock and balls barth the 2490 02:05:16.319 --> 02:05:17.220 hammer gun. 2491 02:05:18.729 --> 02:05:21.670 That run we all saw. I mean, we know the 2492 02:05:21.689 --> 02:05:23.479 Patriot Championship. She had me on my corner, so I 2493 02:05:23.500 --> 02:05:26.800 found her. Saw that, of course. We all saw that. 2494 02:05:27.640 --> 02:05:31.189 All of us. Well, new champ, round of applause for 2495 02:05:31.210 --> 02:05:34.250 the new champion. Oh, my God. Let's go. Thank you 2496 02:05:34.289 --> 02:05:36.449 so much for signing up. Congrats to the new champion. 2497 02:05:36.489 --> 02:05:38.310 Thank you for being the champion. Thank you all for 2498 02:05:38.380 --> 02:05:41.840 signing up, and make sure to continue to do so. Well, 2499 02:05:41.859 --> 02:05:43.640 that is it for the main event, and that is 2500 02:05:43.720 --> 02:05:46.079 it for our show. Make sure to check us out 2501 02:05:46.100 --> 02:05:50.239 at patreon.com slash deadlockpw. Sign up now or else, and 2502 02:05:50.260 --> 02:05:52.399 we'll be back for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast 2503 02:05:52.420 --> 02:05:54.359 next week. Hooray!