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an avocado scanner, it's here. So we've put one in
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Hi, my name is Dan Levy and I'm feeling... thrilled, titillated, excited, stimulated.
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Jesus.
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To be Conan O'Brien's friend.
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I think you're thinking of a different Conan O'Brien.
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I'm just feeling really good right now.
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Fall is here, hear the yell. Back to school, ring
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the bell.
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Brand new shoes, walking blues.
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Climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that
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we are gonna be friends.
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Hey everybody, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. And
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I sit here quite proudly with my good friend Sona Movsesian.
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Hey Sona.
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Hey, hi.
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And of course, David Hopping. Hello.
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We were chatting just before the podcast started about different
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things that we were excited about. And then David, you
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were electrified. Because you said, and you had a huge
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smile on your face, you said they just renewed Grey's Anatomy.
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I know. For what season?
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23.
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Okay, this show started, I think, shortly after the end
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of the Civil War.
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No.
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Whole casts have aged out and died.
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There's only three originals left.
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I know, but how.
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Could this show still be going?
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And I don't mean to be ignorant, and I'm so
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happy that people love Grey's Anatomy, but I was unaware
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that it was.
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Still- It's still kickin'. And I'm still watching.
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Okay.
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I started it at Warner Brothers when Sona gave me
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permission to watch TV. I watched the first 14 seasons.
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Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Wait a minute.
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Hold on a second. Sona was my assistant.
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Yeah.
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And then you were supposed to help her. And she
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gave you permission to watch.
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I'll never forget it, Sona. So at Warner Brothers, Sona
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was on the second floor with you.
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This is for the TBS show.
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Yeah. I was up on the third floor. So anytime
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you needed something, Sona would call me. And one day
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she called and she was like, hey, you know, if
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you're up there waiting for me to tell you to
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do something, like feel free to watch Netflix. And I said, great.
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And I watched 14 seasons of Grey's Anatomy.
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You are, you are a cancer.
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What the fuck?
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I'm, you are a cancer that turns everyone into an
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indolent clown. You you instructed him and he didn't just
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watch one show or half a show.
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He watched 14 seasons.
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This is your work environment. You are the boss. You
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set the tone.
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It comes from the top.
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Yes, it does.
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I don't think so. I think that there is a
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the tone I set. I'm a very hard worker. I'm
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very intense. And then you come along and everyone around me.
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Are you being serious?
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You say, I understand you work hard.
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Yes.
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But you're not, you're not a serious person. Like I walked,
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excuse me.
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I'm very serious.
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No, I walked into the Oscar rehearsal and you asked
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everybody there if they all smell garlic.
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You said that.
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To a room full of people I've never met before.
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Hey, he's like, hey, what's that smell? Is that garlic?
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And you looked over at me.
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You know what?
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It killed with all the seat fillers.
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They love my riffs about you. Anyway, let's get back
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to you and how you failed me. So you got
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him to watch. So you watched 14 seasons of Grey's Anatomy. Well,
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guess what?
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You have like 35 more seasons to go. Isn't that incredible?
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Well, how do you think this show will end? There's
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a theory that when Grey's Anatomy does end, humanity will end.
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I thought maybe you were going to have a real
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theory there.
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No, there's a theory that it's been around as long
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as Earth has been orbiting the sun.
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Sure.
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I know you think the sun orbits the Earth, but
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that's not the case. It's insane how long it's been going.
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I know.
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Isn't it incredible? I mean, as long as Meredith Gray
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is on our TV, what else could we want?
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Which one is Meredith Gray?
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Ellen Pompeo.
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Okay.
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And they're still doctors. Has the show morphed into now
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they live in a treehouse or something? A lot of
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shows that have been on that long morph and now
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they live on a dude ranch and they're not doctors.
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Is that happening?
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No, but the amount of like just natural disasters and
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awful things that.
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Happen in the hospital. What kind of stuff happens?
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Like there's a whole really intense shooter episode. There's a
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plane crash episode.
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Wait, a plane crashes into the hospital?
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Not into the hospital. All the doctors are on a
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plane and the plane crashes.
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Well, what are the odds of that?
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I know.
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Mm hmm.
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There's a fairy episode where they, like, all start to drown.
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What? All of them are on a fairy, so.
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The doctors from the hospital all said, let's take a ferry.
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And then it's the first ferry that's gone under.
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And that's an early one. Okay.
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So, yeah.
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Well, the important thing is it seems to bring people
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a lot of joy. I'm trying to make this a
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positive thing.
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And I know I came across a little bit when
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I started out as like, how could Grey's Anatomy still
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be going?
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I said the same thing. But that's a terrible attitude
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for anyone to have.
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No, I said the same thing.
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I also watched it when it first came out and
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they lost me when they blew up Kyle Chandler. That's
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when I was like, I'm out.
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I can't do this. With a bomb. What?
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They blew him up with a bomb. Okay, but give
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me the context. When you said blow up, I assumed
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it was some kind of explosive. Don't just say there
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was a bomb.
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How did they blow him up?
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They blew him up with a bomb.
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How did Kyle Chandler blow up?
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There was an explosive in a person that they found
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during surgery.
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Why would a person have a bomb in their body
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and then check themselves into the hospital?
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Answer that.
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David, do you remember?
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I don't remember.
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No, the person needed surgery. You just have to go
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with it.
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The person needed surgery.
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The person needed surgery.
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And the person didn't know that three years earlier he
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had swallowed a caramel-covered bomb that was stuck in his rectum?
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I'm just, explain this to me.
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So they're doing the surgery and then the girl feels
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something and then they're like, oh my God, it's a bomb.
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You have to stay still.
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So she just had to stay there with her finger
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on the bomb so it wouldn't go off. And then
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they called the bomb squad and then the bomb squad
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got everybody safe. And then while he's walking away with
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the bomb in his hand, all like quietly.
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Who's he?
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Kyle Chandler.
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He's on the bomb squad.
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Yes.
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Oh, I thought he was a doctor and they handed him.
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No, he's up. He's on the bomb squad.
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OK.
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And we're like, oh, my God, everyone's clear. He's walking away.
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And then as he's walking away, it just explodes.
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Do they cut to shoes that are empty, but they're smoking?
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It's not a cartoon.
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I wish it was a cartoon. And guess what? It
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sounds like a cartoon.
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So someone checked in for surgery, had a bomb in
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them that they didn't know they had.
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Yes.
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They call in the bomb squad. And who's in the
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bomb squad? Kyle Chandler, coach from Friday Night Lights. And
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he says, I'm an expert on bombs. Well, I think
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I'll take this with me home. I'll just go jogging
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home now. Who walks away with a bomb? You know,
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I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to neg on this wonderful show that
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people really like.
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Oh, there's a great musical episode too.
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No, there isn't. There's no way there's a musical episode.
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They're around a table doing surgery while singing How to
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Save a Life by The Fray. Okay.
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And they
find a bomb.
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I feel something hard. Oh my God, it's a bomb.
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We better get Carl Chandler. Oh no, he blew up.
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I just sneezed because I'm allergic to bad plots. How
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do they break a story on that show? How does
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the writer's room say, I've got it. There's a bomb
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in this patient.
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Why?
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Don't worry about it.
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I don't know.
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Okay, listen. To all you fans of, what's it called again?
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Grey's Anatomy.
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Grey's Anatomy, season 77. Remember the first season? That was
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a good one when President Hoover stopped by. And he said,
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I think there's a depression coming. And by the way,
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I think I have a bomb in my colon.
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All right.
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Well, guess what?
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My guest today, and there's no transition here.
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No.
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My guest today is an Emmy Award-winning actor, director, and writer,
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a real writer, who starred as David Rose in the
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hilarious series Schitt's Creek.
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Now you can see him in the new Netflix show,
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Big Mistakes. Very, very happy this gentleman is with us today.
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Dan Levy, welcome. I'm gonna say one thing up front.
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It's not what we're gonna talk about initially, but David,
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my assistant here, he downloaded, we were sent a few
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of your episodes of your new show, Big Mistakes, and
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we watched a couple of them yesterday, and I was immediately,
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every time we finished one, I'd go like, another one.
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I'd be like, next.
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I mean, my job is I maybe watch the first one,
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and then, yeah, I was like, next, next, and I
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was like, The hamster with the cocaine palette.
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I love that.
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I just kept it in the office when we were done.
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No, I just wanted more.
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That's what we're hoping for, so that's a good sign.
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No, you are, yes, you want me to be a
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rat and addicted to cocaine. All of the above.
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It's really funny, and we will talk about that in
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a bit, but I'm... So happy because I'm a massive
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Schitt's Creek fan, as we all are. And then when
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I heard that you were up to something, another series, I.
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Was very excited. Prepared to be disappointed.
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I love how your mind works because that's how my
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mind works.
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Exactly.
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So I was disappointed. That's right. Certain that you would die. Wait, what?
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No.
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Oh my God.
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Expecting the worst. Expecting the worst.
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Sure.
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And it delivered across the board.
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Oh my God, what a tragedy and what a travesty.
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No, I'm so glad that you are back making more
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ridiculous fun and you're so good at it.
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Thanks. And just thrilled to have you here.
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I'm so happy to be here.
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I saw you recently, not to bring the room down,
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but I saw you very recently at a very sad
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event that was also uplifting, which was Catherine O'Hara's, you know,
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the gathering for Catherine.
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That's right.
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And I want to offer my condolences to you because-
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we all lost this amazing person in Catherine and, but
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you had this relationship that's probably gone on your whole
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life with Catherine.
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I mean, you made this incredible role.
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For her and Schitt's Creek, but all of us, that's
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one of just one of those losses that I still
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can't quite fit into my head.
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And the crazy thing about it is that I'm still like,
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you know, I go on Instagram and her face is
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there and Moira's clips from the show are all over
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the place. And it's, And every time I see her,
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even though I wrote the thing, I stop and I watch.
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And I'm watching not for anything that I did, but
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I'm watching because she is impossible not to watch. And
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she's impossible not to love. And it's impossible not to
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laugh with her. in anything she does. And it's, it
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is like an unimaginable loss. Yeah. Yeah. No, she was just,
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you could irreplaceable talent and an irreplaceable person.
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Really?
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Uh, I may have mentioned this, but at the SNL 50th, um, it's,
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it felt totally arbitrary to me unless they were just
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had an Irish section, but I showed up and they
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gave me my seat and I sit down and then,
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There's an empty seat next to me. And then who's
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assigned there? But it's Catherine O'Hara. And I had the
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time of my life with her.
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She's the greatest company.
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Yes.
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She's the greatest seatmate. Yeah. She's the greatest dinner companion.
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Yeah.
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She was the greatest conversationalist.
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Yeah.
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She was endlessly curious and humble and deeply, deeply funny.
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Also, she has this had this way of instantly again.
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I don't know if this is because I'm part of that.
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sick Irish tribe, but she had this way of immediately
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becoming like an older sister to me. So I'm sitting
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next to her and we're going back and forth and
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bullshitting in between sketches. And then finally, at the end
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of the show, Paul McCartney comes out. It's like a surprise,
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but he comes out to sing like the end of
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Abbey Road. And I just next to Catherine went, oh.
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And she said, what? And I said, this guy's never good.
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And Catherine, like, punched me. She's like, oh, shut up,
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you know. I'm like, I don't, I don't, I know her,
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but I didn't know her well enough to get punched
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by her. But yes, I did.
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That's also a stunning Catherine O'Hara impersonation.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She had a very sort of, oh. There was a
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throatiness to her that was so gruff at times. Yeah.
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And yet she played like Lola Heatherton and Moira Rose
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and had this like unbelievable elegance. And yet sometimes could
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just be like. Oh, gosh.
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Yeah.
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Suddenly lose her words.
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She also knew when something was not funny.
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Yes.
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Hence your Paul McCartney joke.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. She knew when to bring it back to reality.
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I wanted to be the one person who ever said
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that when Paul McCartney came out. I just wanted, I
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thought there's no one's ever done it. I'm going to
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do it.
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I'm sure that was the reaction you were looking for.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Let's go out on a limb with this Paul McCartney
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joke and see how it reacts.
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I wanted to get punched by Catherine O'Hara and my
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dream came true. But this segues nicely into something that
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has always puzzled me. And at the event for Catherine,
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the former Prime Minister Trudeau was there.
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That's right. At one point, I find myself talking to
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him after the ceremony, and I just said, why? Why
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are Canadians? What is it? Is it in the water?
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What is it about? And I know it's a question
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that's been around.
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For a second, I thought you asked him why he
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was there.
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Yeah.
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And why, and also- Again, I don't know if that
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would fly with, I don't know, maybe.
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I did, so when I saw him go, ugh. And
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someone next to me said, what's the problem? And I said,
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he's never good. No, I asked him, what is it about,
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so many of my comedy heroes, I grew up watching
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your dad, Joe Flaherty, Catherine O'Hara, I mean, Marty Short,
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the whole crew, I watched them on SCTV and I
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was a religious devotee of how smart and funny and great.
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What a brilliant show that was.
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Well, I also try to, I try to get, younger
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people to
understand there's so much smart cutting edge stuff
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that can come from any angle at you now. It
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just didn't exist then.
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And SNL was great and monolithic, but SCTV shows up
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shortly afterwards and it is more like the internet comedy
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of today.
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Right.
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It was maybe 50 years. That's felt like it was
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50 years ahead of its time. And I just fell
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in love with it. And I, I was, and then,
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you know, working in comedy, I've just every time I
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work with Canadians and they're so fast and funny.
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And I'm wondering you're growing up. Was it in Toronto?
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Where did you go?
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Toronto.
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Toronto. And can you explain what this whole thing is?
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Well, I mean, my my dad and Catherine had have
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this philosophy that it's actually not an instinct. It's not
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a categorically Canadian thing. It's just Canadians who have succeeded
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have just like there's a lot of Canadian enthusiasm around them.
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OK.
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But statistically speaking, I mean, I think there are a
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lot of very successful, specifically Canadian comedians.
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I believe that statistically it's off the charts, meaning I'm
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not satisfied with the explanation that, no, there are funny
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people in every country and somehow Canadians just support. No,
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I've worked with way too many. All the kids in
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the hall guys, Mike Myers are just. It's an endless list.
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And it's also pockets of very funny Canadians that have
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found each other at these points in their lives. And I,
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you know, going one of my big like genie wishes
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would be to go back and watch some of those
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early Second City nights.
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Right.
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You know, John Candy, Andrea Martin, Catherine O'Hara, my dad, Marty. Uh,
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and then, you know, Gilda. Yep. And I mean, then
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you get into the God spell of it all, which
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I would have killed to have seen.
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Oh, that's the show we all want to go back
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and hang out at because it, it was, uh, it's
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like every important science or every great painter in the
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Renaissance somehow got together and worked on one painting.
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It was insane.
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That's how it, it felt this one production of God spell.
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Everybody was in it. I mean, everybody.
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Yeah.
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And, um, It has like legendary status. The very first
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movie I ever made was with Tina Fey. And I
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was so nervous. And at a break, she came over
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and she was like, I want to talk about Godspell
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in Toronto. And instantly I was set at ease.
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Yeah.
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So it's it's it's yes, there are funny Canadians, but
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there's also like these pockets of unbelievably brilliant Canadian funny
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minds that have somehow found their way into the international
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sort of zeitgeist. I think it's because we live above America,
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which is inherently sort of a very prideful freedom.
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And, you know, you'll have freedom if it kills you.
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We're firing a freedom bomb at you.
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It's like, what? We can't relate. You know, we don't
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have that kind of hubris. So as a place that
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is sort of wanting to be very different than America,
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but knowing that it is not quite as powerful, there
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is an inherent sort of Self-awareness.
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Yes.
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That is in the water. And I believe self-awareness is
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what makes the people funny. Yes. It's a lack of
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self-awareness is the most boring people you meet are completely
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unaware of how boring they are.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Canadians are very aware of how boring they are. And
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that's what makes it funny.
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Do you know what I mean? Yes.
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No, that's it.
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I don't believe that.
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We know what's going on and we can.
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Talk about.
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It. God, I
love being Canadian.
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It's sounding pretty good right now. I want to be Canadian.
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I'm clutching that passport.
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My wife and I got invited to that lake area
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where everyone has their little cottages.
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Yeah, and Muskokas.
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Yeah.
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Sitting on a dock and watching a boat pull up and,
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you know, Catherine jumped out of the boat with her husband, Beau,
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and your dad's there and people, like the cast of
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SCTV is jumping out of a boat to sit with
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me on a dock while Marty pours us drinks.
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And I left my body. I left my body.
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You're drinking probably a rum and ting.
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Yes, rum and ting.
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And of course, I remember it was like two o'clock
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in the afternoon and Marty's like, time for rum and tea.
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And I noticed he shouts about everything.
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Of course.
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Come in, my boy. Rum and tea.
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And then a boat pulls up. All my heroes are
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on one boat. They all get out.
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We're sitting on the dock.
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I leave my body and I'm looking at myself thinking,
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that guy's hot.
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No.
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No.
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God, the sun has done wonders.
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That's what happens every time I leave my body. I'm like,
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check out that ass. Wait, are you looking at your
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own ass? Your ass isn't good.
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Well, still.
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No, I, but I was, I was, I just couldn't
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believe it. I just couldn't, I couldn't believe the whole thing.
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And then what's lovely about this whole story is that
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I know that you growing up were very conscious of
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not wanting to be part of your dad's light and
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make your own thing and do it your way, which
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is in some ways harder, I think.
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Yeah.
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Because you talk about when you were a kid.
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Yeah.
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I don't know where I read this, but you were
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a kid. And if people were paying attention to your dad,
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you didn't want to be part of that.
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Yeah.
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Is that true?
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I would like walk 10 steps ahead or 10 steps behind.
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I really didn't like... Well, I was like really insecure
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as a kid too. And I think... Having a parent
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who is like well-known and particularly in Canada, that SCTV
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alumni are just like a kind of royalty.
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Yeah, they're like 10 Wayne Gretzky's walking around.
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That's exactly it. And people would come up and the
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attention was just so kind of... awkward. And so, yeah,
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I never really paid attention to it. And then I
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got into the theater program in high school and would
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never ask my dad for any help and really wanted
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to do it on my own. I just think when
508
00:21:04.259 --> 00:21:07.440
you grow up under somebody who is so good at
509
00:21:07.500 --> 00:21:10.609
what they do, a lot of the trial and error
510
00:21:10.750 --> 00:21:13.089
of being a child of somebody who is good at
511
00:21:13.150 --> 00:21:16.009
what they do is trying to discover whether you are
512
00:21:16.150 --> 00:21:19.160
also good at the thing that you're excited about. And
513
00:21:19.220 --> 00:21:21.180
if you happen to be excited about the thing that
514
00:21:21.220 --> 00:21:23.769
your parent does... it makes it even harder.
515
00:21:23.789 --> 00:21:24.210
Yeah.
516
00:21:24.289 --> 00:21:27.410
Because you're constantly in comparison. I remember taking a second
517
00:21:27.430 --> 00:21:31.579
city class, improv class in Toronto, in front of a
518
00:21:31.759 --> 00:21:36.220
five foot by six foot photo of my dad in costume.
519
00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:38.079
It was like.
520
00:21:39.660 --> 00:21:40.440
Bobby Bittman?
521
00:21:40.460 --> 00:21:41.319
That was Bobby Bittman.
522
00:21:41.339 --> 00:21:44.250
Bobby Bittman, okay. A giant Bobby Bittman looking at me.
523
00:21:44.259 --> 00:21:45.769
It was a giant like, how are you? In a
524
00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:47.950
thing with the red suit and the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
525
00:21:48.029 --> 00:21:50.710
And I was, and people were like, gosh, you look
526
00:21:50.730 --> 00:21:51.670
a lot like Eugene Levy.
527
00:21:51.710 --> 00:21:51.829
Yeah.
528
00:21:52.670 --> 00:21:55.339
And I thought, I can't take these classes anymore. I
529
00:21:55.380 --> 00:21:58.920
can't do this. Because also failing at improv in front
530
00:21:58.960 --> 00:22:02.559
of a photo of your father, who didn't fail at improv,
531
00:22:03.289 --> 00:22:06.509
is worse than never having done it. It's worse than
532
00:22:06.589 --> 00:22:11.009
failing at a thousand things. So I just, I never really,
533
00:22:11.369 --> 00:22:13.730
when I got a job at MTV, I didn't tell
534
00:22:13.769 --> 00:22:16.720
them who my dad, I just didn't want anything to
535
00:22:16.980 --> 00:22:17.579
do with him.
536
00:22:17.740 --> 00:22:17.920
Right.
537
00:22:18.210 --> 00:22:20.670
Because I revered him so much, but also because I
538
00:22:20.730 --> 00:22:24.430
wanted to trial and error my own skills without the
539
00:22:24.509 --> 00:22:26.190
constant comparison.
540
00:22:25.630 --> 00:22:28.369
Of, is it as good as Bobby?
541
00:22:29.890 --> 00:22:33.190
And slowly but surely, I built a name for myself
542
00:22:33.259 --> 00:22:37.380
in Canada, very unbeknownst to the audience that I was
543
00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:42.200
my father's son. And then when shits happened, I felt
544
00:22:42.259 --> 00:22:45.599
confident enough in my own point of view, in what
545
00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:48.450
I was bringing to the table, to ask him to collaborate.
546
00:22:48.910 --> 00:22:52.930
And I just had to get to that place by myself.
547
00:22:53.150 --> 00:22:53.390
Yeah.
548
00:22:53.630 --> 00:22:53.730
Yeah.
549
00:22:53.750 --> 00:22:55.890
I think it's almost like you had to do like
550
00:22:55.950 --> 00:22:59.170
a walkabout or a desert sojourn where you figure these
551
00:22:59.210 --> 00:22:59.809
things out.
552
00:23:00.150 --> 00:23:03.269
And it's interesting because... But.
553
00:23:02.650 --> 00:23:05.819
Also being Canadian, you don't want the leg up.
554
00:23:06.230 --> 00:23:06.490
Yeah.
555
00:23:07.029 --> 00:23:10.130
You want the torture of doing it completely on your own.
556
00:23:10.269 --> 00:23:13.430
But also when you do it on your own, there
557
00:23:13.470 --> 00:23:15.819
is a greater satisfaction in the success.
558
00:23:15.930 --> 00:23:16.119
Yes.
559
00:23:27.259 --> 00:23:28.839
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Yes, you scan. Schitt's Creek, initially, the reviews....
586
00:24:53.589 --> 00:24:58.900
Were mixed and you were taking some heat for like, oh,
587
00:24:58.940 --> 00:24:59.720
is this, you know.
588
00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:02.579
I believe the New York Times called me untalented.
589
00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:02.660
Oh.
590
00:25:02.819 --> 00:25:03.099
Yeah.
591
00:25:03.619 --> 00:25:03.880
Yeah.
592
00:25:05.539 --> 00:25:09.579
Well, and yeah, in the review of season one. And
593
00:25:09.619 --> 00:25:14.480
the problem with doing press around something when these articles
594
00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:18.160
are coming out is you then have to swallow the
595
00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:21.559
fact that everybody is reading the New York Times. Yes.
596
00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:24.119
Reading like, I don't know if it was the word
597
00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:26.799
was untalented, but that was the takeaway that I took
598
00:25:26.839 --> 00:25:29.039
from it. It was not kind. Yeah. And then you
599
00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:32.259
kind of had to go and be like, I'm really
600
00:25:32.339 --> 00:25:37.480
excited about the show that I'm making. Anyway, cut to
601
00:25:37.549 --> 00:25:40.049
six years later, they wrote a glowing review of our
602
00:25:40.190 --> 00:25:44.630
final episode. And you sometimes just have to keep working
603
00:25:45.269 --> 00:25:47.029
to prove yourself. And I'm fine with that.
604
00:25:47.069 --> 00:25:47.650
Yeah.
605
00:25:47.789 --> 00:25:50.190
I mean, this is funny because you mentioned this with
606
00:25:50.250 --> 00:25:52.329
the in Canada, you don't want to leg up. You
607
00:25:52.369 --> 00:25:56.079
almost want the punishment. I realized that I had kind
608
00:25:56.130 --> 00:25:59.539
of a self-hating thing that was very comfortable with the
609
00:25:59.579 -->
00:26:04.039
punishment early on. Sure. And then when things turned around,
610
00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:06.359
by the time they turned around, I felt much more
611
00:26:06.460 --> 00:26:10.740
confident because I felt like I hadn't been floating along
612
00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:14.259
on a lot of hot air, certainly. And it can
613
00:26:14.339 --> 00:26:19.369
feel beneficial, you know, to walk through that in the beginning.
614
00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:20.589
Absolutely. And find your way.
615
00:26:20.609 --> 00:26:22.769
I also feel very lucky about the fact that nobody
616
00:26:22.809 --> 00:26:24.809
really watched Schitt's Creek until it was done.
617
00:26:24.829 --> 00:26:24.890
So.
618
00:26:26.980 --> 00:26:29.019
We were able to just make the show we wanted.
619
00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:30.099
How rare is that?
620
00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:30.440
Yeah.
621
00:26:30.619 --> 00:26:33.940
To make six seasons of a TV show with absolutely
622
00:26:34.039 --> 00:26:37.779
no expectations from an audience. Nobody cared. We were hustling
623
00:26:37.819 --> 00:26:40.099
till the end. And then it wasn't until I had
624
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:45.089
finished writing the last episode of our sixth season, the
625
00:26:45.240 --> 00:26:48.390
series finale, that people started to pay attention. So we
626
00:26:48.450 --> 00:26:52.329
had this wonderful kind of window where due to luck
627
00:26:52.390 --> 00:26:54.269
and circumstance, we were able to stay on the air
628
00:26:54.329 --> 00:26:58.380
for six seasons. amazing seasons, but nobody cared. But also,
629
00:26:58.799 --> 00:27:00.509
so great.
630
00:27:00.700 --> 00:27:01.289
I cared.
631
00:27:01.630 --> 00:27:02.950
I definitely cared.
632
00:27:03.430 --> 00:27:06.450
But also what's nice is now they're done and we
633
00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:11.150
are a culture now. I think there is upsides and
634
00:27:11.210 --> 00:27:15.009
downsides to the modern streaming world we live in. A
635
00:27:15.390 --> 00:27:18.950
big upside is shows that I love, like An Arrested
636
00:27:18.970 --> 00:27:22.019
Development or Schitt's Creek, they're there for me at all times.
637
00:27:22.930 --> 00:27:25.970
And you can go through and you can page through
638
00:27:25.990 --> 00:27:28.829
them like having a classic novel around the house. It's
639
00:27:28.849 --> 00:27:32.410
really lovely. And I remembered thinking this before she passed.
640
00:27:32.430 --> 00:27:35.369
I remember thinking it was such a nice thing for
641
00:27:35.410 --> 00:27:40.460
Catherine to have that role during that last decade of
642
00:27:40.539 --> 00:27:43.960
her life where she was playing someone who is beloved.
643
00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:48.420
People love the character and they're really getting to see
644
00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:52.000
yet another way that she's really funny And she was
645
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:54.000
very proud of it. And I think people were always
646
00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:56.309
coming up
to her saying, we love you on Schitt's Creek.
647
00:27:56.690 --> 00:27:57.730
It was such a nice thing.
648
00:27:57.750 --> 00:27:58.910
It's the greatest.
649
00:27:58.950 --> 00:28:01.109
For her that you, you made happen.
650
00:28:01.549 --> 00:28:03.849
She made it happen. I just made sure that I
651
00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:06.819
was prepared. Okay. That's really what it came down to.
652
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:07.039
Like.
653
00:28:07.500 --> 00:28:10.750
So much of Moira Rose was Catherine.
654
00:28:10.930 --> 00:28:11.589
Yeah.
655
00:28:11.809 --> 00:28:15.890
As is every character she... I mean, you know, Seth
656
00:28:16.230 --> 00:28:19.049
Rogen was talking about this recently, about, you know, how
657
00:28:19.670 --> 00:28:23.130
the amazing thing about Catherine is she would email them
658
00:28:23.349 --> 00:28:26.319
the night before being like, gentlemen, some thoughts about the
659
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:28.460
scenes we're shooting tomorrow, and it would be a full
660
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:29.359
top-to-tail rewrite.
661
00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:31.660
And.
662
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:34.420
As soon as he said it, it was like, I
663
00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:39.049
got those. I got those emails. The gentleman. It always
664
00:28:39.089 --> 00:28:41.950
started with gentlemen. Some thoughts. And then it was an
665
00:28:42.130 --> 00:28:45.910
unbelievable rewrite of the scene. And that is what the
666
00:28:45.950 --> 00:28:49.490
amazing all the great Catherine roles were when she found
667
00:28:49.549 --> 00:28:54.450
collaborators that wanted to give her that platform. Yeah. You know,
668
00:28:54.609 --> 00:28:57.950
because she had so much to offer. And she was so...
669
00:28:57.710 --> 00:29:01.460
The way that she thinks is so on another level
670
00:29:02.140 --> 00:29:05.000
that as a writer, you can't get into her head.
671
00:29:05.420 --> 00:29:07.500
So all you can really do is set the table,
672
00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:12.710
wait for the email, gentlemen, some thoughts, read the scene,
673
00:29:12.950 --> 00:29:14.829
and say, fuck yeah. You know?
674
00:29:14.930 --> 00:29:15.269
And like.
675
00:29:16.140 --> 00:29:18.490
Just be prepared. Sure. You know, she told me how
676
00:29:18.569 --> 00:29:20.670
she wanted to look on the show. My job was
677
00:29:20.710 --> 00:29:23.009
to make sure that in a wardrobe fitting, we had
678
00:29:23.509 --> 00:29:24.609
everything that would excite her.
679
00:29:24.789 --> 00:29:26.750
Well, this I have to break in because you just
680
00:29:26.769 --> 00:29:29.730
brought up a topic that came to my mind, which
681
00:29:29.789 --> 00:29:34.450
is the wardrobe for the show was, you know, a
682
00:29:34.509 --> 00:29:35.710
star of the show as well.
683
00:29:35.769 --> 00:29:36.029
Sure.
684
00:29:36.349 --> 00:29:38.299
And um, it always reminded.
685
00:29:37.980 --> 00:29:40.829
Me a little bit of Gilligan's Island where the premise
686
00:29:40.869 --> 00:29:44.829
was these, these people get together for a three hour tour,
687
00:29:44.849 --> 00:29:48.670
a storm hits, they're washed up on an island. And
688
00:29:48.809 --> 00:29:51.289
every time you see the Howells, they're wearing these absurd
689
00:29:51.349 --> 00:29:54.869
different outfits. And they just said, yes, they brought a
690
00:29:54.910 --> 00:29:58.019
trunk of their clothes with them on a three-hour tour.
691
00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:01.380
And it was a trunk that was like out of Hogwarts.
692
00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:01.720
It was infinite.
693
00:30:01.740 --> 00:30:04.660
That could last for years. There's Belgian armor in there.
694
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.140
There's Shakespearean garb. Every single thing you would ever need.
695
00:30:09.220 --> 00:30:11.490
And I remembered having that thought about Schitt's Creek, which
696
00:30:11.529 --> 00:30:14.809
is they had money. And then so they lost it,
697
00:30:14.890 --> 00:30:15.369
but got.
698
00:30:15.230 --> 00:30:19.400
To keep every piece of clothing and somehow store it
699
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:21.339
in a motel.
700
00:30:21.420 --> 00:30:22.279
Very small motel.
701
00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:26.220
Often booked up. So in our mind, all of their
702
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:30.680
clothes were stored in the upstairs above the lobby of
703
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.599
the motel. But also I love how we rationalize.
704
00:30:33.619 --> 00:30:35.599
But I love that. I love that.
705
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:39.640
You do seem to me like someone who does his homework.
706
00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:42.220
I'm sure you were doing all of the character work
707
00:30:42.259 --> 00:30:44.880
and figuring out down to the smallest detail.
708
00:30:45.019 --> 00:30:47.319
But to that point, those clothes did so much of
709
00:30:47.339 --> 00:30:50.180
the character work for us. All I had to do
710
00:30:50.339 --> 00:30:53.700
was make sure the racks looked good and they were nuts.
711
00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:57.720
And that we had, you know, huge sky high heels
712
00:30:57.819 --> 00:31:00.680
and like knee high boots and mini skirts made out
713
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:04.299
of latex. And at some point there were some, I
714
00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:09.430
would source these designer pieces that sometimes required us to
715
00:31:09.589 --> 00:31:13.289
contact the designer to find out how to put them on.
716
00:31:13.329 --> 00:31:16.950
There's a dress that Catherine wears.
717
00:31:17.029 --> 00:31:19.470
You enter through the arm. No joke.
718
00:31:20.910 --> 00:31:23.890
There's a very classic scene where Moira Rose is being
719
00:31:23.990 --> 00:31:29.009
photographed in a field by a character we called Sebastian Rain,
720
00:31:29.049 --> 00:31:32.750
who was played by Francois Arnault, who is now of
721
00:31:32.789 --> 00:31:38.529
heated rivalry fame. And she is in a latex dress.
722
00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:42.329
that had to be tied with a shirt underneath. And
723
00:31:42.450 --> 00:31:45.369
we couldn't figure out how to tie the latex because
724
00:31:45.789 --> 00:31:49.950
putting a tie around latex is like rubber rubbing against rubber.
725
00:31:50.509 --> 00:31:53.900
So at one point there were like four people around Catherine,
726
00:31:53.940 --> 00:31:56.819
like one with a foot on her back, one trying
727
00:31:56.859 --> 00:31:57.720
to tie the latex.
728
00:31:57.740 --> 00:31:58.000
Oh my God.
729
00:31:58.380 --> 00:32:00.980
I'm like swirling around her being like, can you breathe?
730
00:32:01.019 --> 00:32:02.549
Are you feeling good? Is everything okay?
731
00:32:02.630 --> 00:32:03.190
Missing her.
732
00:32:03.210 --> 00:32:07.690
And that was when Catherine was like at her most excited.
733
00:32:07.789 --> 00:32:08.349
Yeah, yeah.
734
00:32:08.410 --> 00:32:11.410
When the costumes were so insane that it took five
735
00:32:11.470 --> 00:32:13.880
people to put them on and then boots that were
736
00:32:13.910 --> 00:32:16.579
laced up that took 10 minutes and then she'd walk
737
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:20.000
onto set, you would hear kind of gasps from the
738
00:32:20.059 --> 00:32:22.799
crew because they never knew what she was going to
739
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:26.000
show up wearing and looking like depending on the wigs
740
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:31.319
as well. And it was the joy of seeing Catherine excited.
741
00:32:31.539 --> 00:32:33.089
There is no greater joy for me.
742
00:32:33.390 --> 00:32:35.190
But also, I mean, you got to wear great stuff.
743
00:32:35.569 --> 00:32:39.970
I wore a lot of drop crotch pants and... They
744
00:32:39.990 --> 00:32:44.069
were all really comfortable, actually. So that's all you can
745
00:32:44.109 --> 00:32:46.470
ask for. I mean, wearing double-faced cashmere in the dead
746
00:32:46.509 --> 00:32:50.160
of summer in Toronto outside was tough, but I won't
747
00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:50.950
complain about it.
748
00:32:51.019 --> 00:32:54.180
We all pay our dues. That's exactly it.
749
00:32:54.339 --> 00:32:57.880
I always heard that Sarah Jessica Parker owned her deal
750
00:32:57.940 --> 00:32:59.359
when she was making Sex and the City was she
751
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:01.490
gets to own all the dresses and that they're in
752
00:33:01.509 --> 00:33:04.029
a massive warehouse somewhere and she owns them all.
753
00:33:04.309 --> 00:33:06.849
And I'm thinking, I hope you had that deal with
754
00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:07.470
Schitt's Creek.
755
00:33:08.349 --> 00:33:14.009
Are you fucking crazy? Do you understand how little that
756
00:33:14.089 --> 00:33:19.329
show cost? We had to sell every piece of clothing
757
00:33:19.650 --> 00:33:22.380
to pay off the debts that the show had, even
758
00:33:22.420 --> 00:33:26.059
in our sixth season. Wow. We got no cash. It
759
00:33:26.099 --> 00:33:29.299
was like slim pickings from the very beginning and then
760
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:33.940
incremental sort of, I think it's like a standard 15%,
761
00:33:33.940 --> 00:33:36.819
whatever it is that your budget can increase. But, you know,
762
00:33:36.819 --> 00:33:39.759
15% on like a pile of shells and a feather
763
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:44.319
is not giving you much. So we had to sell
764
00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:47.200
it all. I kept four looks. I kept four of
765
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:50.660
Catherine's looks, four of Annie's looks, and four of my looks. Unfortunately,
766
00:33:50.700 --> 00:33:55.440
my dad's suits, we can just buy in a store. But,
767
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:59.940
so I have some. The retrospective will be small, but
768
00:33:59.980 --> 00:34:01.759
I do have some of the looks.
769
00:34:01.779 --> 00:34:03.539
So the museum is going to be like a little
770
00:34:03.619 --> 00:34:04.220
nook in a mall.
771
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:05.440
Yeah, yeah, exactly. It'll be a corner.
772
00:34:05.460 --> 00:34:05.549
Yeah.
773
00:34:06.869 --> 00:34:08.650
Here they are, the four outfits.
774
00:34:08.690 --> 00:34:09.190
That's right.
775
00:34:09.969 --> 00:34:11.909
Moths got to them, but it's fine. They were kept
776
00:34:12.010 --> 00:34:14.929
in my parents' basement in Toronto, where they still are,
777
00:34:14.949 --> 00:34:19.590
in a plastic bin. So we'll see.
778
00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:23.960
The show ends, and I know that people are probably
779
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:26.420
all saying to you, as they do in this business,
780
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:28.559
or really any business, once you have a success.
781
00:34:28.860 --> 00:34:30.739
Hey, what's the next thing?
782
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:31.199
That's right.
783
00:34:31.570 --> 00:34:35.610
And I have never known what the next thing is,
784
00:34:36.809 --> 00:34:39.670
and go into like a weird, slovenly funk.
785
00:34:39.690 --> 00:34:42.929
I did say to my wonderful team of people, I
786
00:34:43.610 --> 00:34:47.530
cannot hear the word momentum ever again.
787
00:34:47.550 --> 00:34:47.989
Right.
788
00:34:48.869 --> 00:34:53.070
It means nothing to me. Momentum, I feel like, is
789
00:34:53.570 --> 00:34:56.150
a word that forces people to make bad decisions.
790
00:34:56.170 --> 00:34:57.809
Wow, that's good.
791
00:34:59.090 --> 00:35:02.659
And yet, this is an industry that's like, you're hot,
792
00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:03.539
you're hot, you're hot.
793
00:35:04.380 --> 00:35:04.980
What about this?
794
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:07.780
And someone says yes, and you do it, and suddenly
795
00:35:07.900 --> 00:35:10.039
you're spread too thin. We see it all the time.
796
00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:11.619
I don't know.
797
00:35:11.659 --> 00:35:15.380
I feel like I've been lucky enough to really care
798
00:35:15.460 --> 00:35:18.960
about the quality of the work because to me, If
799
00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:21.139
what I'm putting out there isn't good, then why am
800
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:22.239
I doing it?
801
00:35:22.420 --> 00:35:22.659
Right.
802
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:24.480
You know what I mean? I worked at a bakery
803
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:26.739
and a video store. I can go back if I
804
00:35:26.780 --> 00:35:27.980
have to. Oh, the video store.
805
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:28.420
Wow.
806
00:35:29.940 --> 00:35:31.059
You can trim that, right?
807
00:35:31.739 --> 00:35:32.820
No, we can't.
808
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:33.900
I worked on a TikTok.
809
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:35.840
We're going to put that on a loop.
810
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:38.550
It's not fun.
811
00:35:38.570 --> 00:35:39.139
Yeah.
812
00:35:39.489 --> 00:35:41.179
And there's no, I mean, you know, to work on
813
00:35:41.219 --> 00:35:43.369
things you don't care about, it's just not fun. So
814
00:35:43.409 --> 00:35:47.250
I would rather take the time and risk the lack
815
00:35:47.309 --> 00:35:50.769
of momentum. Right. and put something out that continues to
816
00:35:50.809 --> 00:35:56.820
like excite people, then take every opportunity and not be
817
00:35:56.940 --> 00:35:59.300
maybe even the best fit for the opportunity that crosses
818
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:00.199
my path. Yeah.
819
00:36:00.300 --> 00:36:02.530
It's a really interesting point you make about momentum because
820
00:36:03.210 --> 00:36:05.449
that is a thing you got to strike while the
821
00:36:05.530 --> 00:36:06.170
iron is hot.
822
00:36:06.650 --> 00:36:08.090
You know, you just had a hit movie. You've got
823
00:36:08.110 --> 00:36:09.389
to write a book instantly.
824
00:36:09.630 --> 00:36:09.829
Yeah.
825
00:36:10.090 --> 00:36:10.650
And no one.
826
00:36:10.670 --> 00:36:12.989
Did I sell Tostitos chips? Absolutely.
827
00:36:14.030 --> 00:36:15.369
Do you regret it? No, you do not.
828
00:36:15.530 --> 00:36:19.260
Absolutely not. I was making a Canadian TV show. Okay.
829
00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:21.659
Even at the end, we weren't making like. Yeah.
830
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:22.699
It's different.
831
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.880
So when Tostitos, I love a Tostitos chip.
832
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:26.400
You know what?
833
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:26.940
Anyway.
834
00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:29.739
Can I just say one other thing? It's a good chip.
835
00:36:29.829 --> 00:36:31.610
It's a good chip.
836
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:35.750
Are you preparing yourself for eventually becoming a Tostitos guy?
837
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:37.239
I'm thinking. I'm just putting it out there.
838
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:39.730
But if Dan wants to do something with me and
839
00:36:39.750 --> 00:36:40.489
the Tostitos.
840
00:36:41.250 --> 00:36:44.690
Again, the humble side of myself was like, don't make
841
00:36:44.730 --> 00:36:47.489
it seem like you didn't take the ads.
842
00:36:47.989 --> 00:36:48.690
I took the ads.
843
00:36:48.949 --> 00:36:50.630
I enjoyed them. I was able to make them my own.
844
00:36:50.809 --> 00:36:53.320
Yes. Well, to me, the great revenge is if you
845
00:36:53.340 --> 00:36:55.639
can make one of those things funny and in your voice.
846
00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:56.099
That's it.
847
00:36:56.380 --> 00:36:58.559
Then it becomes something you would have made anyway.
848
00:36:58.679 --> 00:36:59.139
Exactly.
849
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:01.780
Which is always the dream. That is the dream.
850
00:37:02.369 --> 00:37:05.570
But I'm just curious, you're in this period then where
851
00:37:06.130 --> 00:37:08.869
you need to think, you need some time, and time
852
00:37:08.909 --> 00:37:10.969
goes by and you've worked on other things, but then
853
00:37:11.110 --> 00:37:13.920
this idea comes along.
854
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:16.119
And did you have this idea?
855
00:37:16.139 --> 00:37:16.760
This show idea?
856
00:37:16.780 --> 00:37:17.380
This show idea.
857
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:19.360
Well, in between that show, I made a very small
858
00:37:19.420 --> 00:37:23.820
movie called Good Grief for Netflix, which was exactly what
859
00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:26.679
they wanted me to make after the success of Schitt's Creek.
860
00:37:27.340 --> 00:37:30.539
A small film on the rumination of grief, just small.
861
00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:36.679
examining the small ins and outs of how a group
862
00:37:36.730 --> 00:37:37.929
of friends deal with grief.
863
00:37:38.070 --> 00:37:40.670
You want laughs? We got laughs.
864
00:37:41.429 --> 00:37:42.969
And I was so aware of it at the time
865
00:37:43.010 --> 00:37:45.829
when I pitched it, too. You know, you're looking at
866
00:37:46.219 --> 00:37:53.409
very kind executives being like, and then, and that's it. Okay, great.
867
00:37:54.150 --> 00:37:55.949
And they made the movie, and I was so happy
868
00:37:56.010 --> 00:37:57.860
because it got me through such a hard time in
869
00:37:57.880 --> 00:37:59.780
my life, and I'm so proud of the film. But yes,
870
00:37:59.900 --> 00:38:01.360
now we are back to comedy.
871
00:38:01.380 --> 00:38:01.820
Yeah.
872
00:38:02.219 --> 00:38:05.440
And I'm, again, but I do think if you have curiosity,
873
00:38:05.820 --> 00:38:08.039
you have to, I think that's why the second album
874
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:11.519
from an artist is always kind of the experimental one.
875
00:38:11.619 --> 00:38:11.820
Yeah.
876
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:15.420
Because when they have success in one area, like a record,
877
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:19.420
you'll listen to an unbelievable record, like... Jagged Little Pill,
878
00:38:19.460 --> 00:38:22.840
for example. And then you have supposed former infatuation junkie,
879
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:27.639
which is like similar, but very different. But I think
880
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:31.500
you need the freedom to play in another area to
881
00:38:31.619 --> 00:38:34.079
show yourself that you have the ability to do other
882
00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:37.590
things because the industry can make you feel like, oh,
883
00:38:37.659 --> 00:38:38.590
you're that guy.
884
00:38:38.610 --> 00:38:39.219
Yeah, yeah.
885
00:38:39.530 --> 00:38:41.829
So that's what you do. And
you'll do that. And
886
00:38:41.869 --> 00:38:45.070
I did. I got like really a lot of scripts
887
00:38:45.869 --> 00:38:50.500
where I was asked to play a essentially a worse
888
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:54.639
written David Rose. And I was like, I did that
889
00:38:55.380 --> 00:38:56.239
better than this.
890
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:56.489
So....
891
00:38:58.309 --> 00:39:00.170
I don't want to do that again. I want to
892
00:39:00.230 --> 00:39:03.889
tell a small story about friends who are dealing with
893
00:39:03.929 --> 00:39:06.750
grief and then I'll get back to the comedy. But
894
00:39:06.769 --> 00:39:08.829
I have to know what else is out there in
895
00:39:08.889 --> 00:39:11.500
order to feel confident enough to come back into the
896
00:39:11.539 --> 00:39:14.500
space that gave me everything I have now and be
897
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:16.019
excited to come back to it.
898
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:19.320
Right. Well, I mean, as I said earlier, David and
899
00:39:19.380 --> 00:39:22.480
I were watching a couple of the episodes and really
900
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:23.400
enjoying it.
901
00:39:23.699 --> 00:39:24.579
It's really funny.
902
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:26.690
And the first thing I noticed before the show even
903
00:39:26.710 --> 00:39:28.710
began is that this is something that you worked on
904
00:39:29.190 --> 00:39:29.969
with Rachel Senech.
905
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:30.480
Yes.
906
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:35.099
And I thought immediately, like, well, love Dan, love Rachel,
907
00:39:35.460 --> 00:39:38.260
very much looking forward to this, and then didn't disappoint.
908
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:39.780
Thanks. You know, it was really funny.
909
00:39:39.940 --> 00:39:40.929
I'm really happy with it.
910
00:39:41.949 --> 00:39:45.030
And you know what's interesting is right away it's revealed
911
00:39:45.050 --> 00:39:48.070
that your character is a pastor, like, in the first frame.
912
00:39:48.090 --> 00:39:48.170
Yeah.
913
00:39:48.670 --> 00:39:52.559
And it almost so felt like you throwing down a gauntlet, like, no,
914
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:53.460
this is not David.
915
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:55.639
It's not David.
916
00:39:55.719 --> 00:39:58.800
It couldn't be farther from David Rose. And it was
917
00:39:58.840 --> 00:40:03.139
so smart, because in this one fell swoop, you're like, oh. he,
918
00:40:03.179 --> 00:40:06.760
this is no by, by making him a pastor, you're
919
00:40:06.780 --> 00:40:08.059
a completely different person.
920
00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:08.460
That's right.
921
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:11.480
Um, it was, you know, I, I, it wasn't even
922
00:40:11.500 --> 00:40:13.670
a conscious thing. I think it was just curiosity. I
923
00:40:13.710 --> 00:40:16.949
wanted to do something different. I never get the opportunity
924
00:40:16.989 --> 00:40:20.059
to be part of a crime thing. I've, you know, I,
925
00:40:21.130 --> 00:40:23.130
it's just not, I guess what people see me as.
926
00:40:23.190 --> 00:40:25.579
So part of what was exciting to write the show.
927
00:40:25.619 --> 00:40:27.639
And when I thought about like, well, you know, when
928
00:40:27.659 --> 00:40:30.219
you commit to TV, it's a lot, it can potentially
929
00:40:30.260 --> 00:40:33.340
be a long journey. Exciting journey, but a long journey.
930
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:36.079
You better like what you're writing. Otherwise, you're in trouble.
931
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:40.150
And the idea of finding a way through both comedy
932
00:40:40.250 --> 00:40:43.630
and crime felt really exciting to me because it's so
933
00:40:43.710 --> 00:40:47.250
far from my comfort zone. The idea of being blackmailed
934
00:40:47.289 --> 00:40:51.329
into organized crime is a horrible phobia that I have.
935
00:40:51.349 --> 00:40:54.710
That is the most specific phobia I've ever heard of
936
00:40:54.789 --> 00:40:55.050
in my life.
937
00:40:55.070 --> 00:40:58.889
Generally speaking, I hate being trapped in things. Yeah. So
938
00:40:59.170 --> 00:41:03.199
the concept of being blackmailed into organized crime, you are stuck.
939
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:07.599
The chances of you getting out of that situation, it's
940
00:41:07.619 --> 00:41:08.019
not good.
941
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:08.679
And if you're.
942
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:11.019
Me in that situation, you're done.
943
00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:11.619
Bye-bye.
944
00:41:12.179 --> 00:41:16.929
So that felt exciting. And I brought the idea to Rachel.
945
00:41:17.010 --> 00:41:19.190
She loved it. We worked on it for, you know,
946
00:41:19.550 --> 00:41:23.170
eight months and wrote the pilot in a night.
947
00:41:23.969 --> 00:41:24.090
And.
948
00:41:25.230 --> 00:41:28.590
It was just, it was great. It was so fun
949
00:41:28.610 --> 00:41:29.929
to act. It was so fun to write.
950
00:41:30.340 --> 00:41:33.179
I have to talk about your sister is played by
951
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:34.320
Taylor Ortega.
952
00:41:34.380 --> 00:41:34.619
Yeah.
953
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:39.460
And she's really funny. And I was not as familiar
954
00:41:39.500 --> 00:41:43.239
with her. I didn't know Taylor. And I'm watching her
955
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:44.719
with you in this show.
956
00:41:44.739 --> 00:41:49.179
And it feels like a real brother-sister thing.
957
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:50.059
Yeah.
958
00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:52.400
It feels very real. And one of the things I
959
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:57.260
think works so well is you are you are so
960
00:41:57.460 --> 00:42:01.639
good when your character is in peril and desperate. You're
961
00:42:01.739 --> 00:42:07.019
so funny doing not even quiet desperation, but.
962
00:42:08.579 --> 00:42:10.280
You play that so well.
963
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:12.980
And what you've put yourself into consciously or not is
964
00:42:13.019 --> 00:42:17.030
a situation where you are always in terrible peril.
965
00:42:17.090 --> 00:42:17.510
That's right.
966
00:42:17.590 -->
00:42:22.469
From maybe six minutes, five minutes into the show, you're
967
00:42:22.530 --> 00:42:26.340
in peril and then the show just keeps turning the crank.
968
00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:26.780
Yeah.
969
00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.840
So you keep getting funnier and funnier and funnier as
970
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.360
you're in more and more peril. And of course you
971
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:37.360
have this sister, Taylor, who's very different from you. Um, and, uh,
972
00:42:37.940 --> 00:42:39.409
you know, more assertive.
973
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:40.789
Sure.
974
00:42:41.190 --> 00:42:44.289
But also, she's really funny in these situations. And the
975
00:42:44.329 --> 00:42:46.750
fact that you two still bicker when your lives are
976
00:42:46.769 --> 00:42:49.309
at risk made me really happy.
977
00:42:49.650 --> 00:42:52.309
That, to me, was what is the show.
978
00:42:52.329 --> 00:42:52.409
Yeah.
979
00:42:53.050 --> 00:42:56.559
It's like, you know, playing with the audience in terms
980
00:42:56.619 --> 00:43:00.159
of saying, okay, what if this were you and your sibling?
981
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:05.519
You wouldn't change the dynamic just because of the circumstance, right?
982
00:43:06.050 --> 00:43:08.530
You would be bickering in the back of a truck. Yeah.
983
00:43:08.889 --> 00:43:11.309
Well, this is, you're pointing out one of the situations,
984
00:43:11.949 --> 00:43:13.670
and I don't think I'm giving away too much. It's
985
00:43:13.690 --> 00:43:16.449
just a little thing that gives you a sense of
986
00:43:17.139 --> 00:43:20.980
the show is you guys are in the back of
987
00:43:21.019 --> 00:43:23.769
a truck. You're in great peril. and then you see
988
00:43:23.789 --> 00:43:25.889
an opportunity to flee, so you start to run. She
989
00:43:25.929 --> 00:43:28.090
starts yelling at you that it's not a good idea.
990
00:43:28.150 --> 00:43:31.360
You start, stop, start yelling back at her that it
991
00:43:31.420 --> 00:43:33.900
is a good idea, and you two are fighting about
992
00:43:33.920 --> 00:43:36.039
whether or not you should flee while the bad guy
993
00:43:36.059 --> 00:43:42.429
comes back. And I thought the fact that sibling, sibling
994
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:48.090
bitterness and bickering overrides the instinct to live.
995
00:43:48.110 --> 00:43:50.309
That made me really happy.
996
00:43:52.369 --> 00:43:53.909
That's the joy of the show.
997
00:43:54.630 --> 00:43:56.409
These are two people that will, if they're forced to
998
00:43:56.429 --> 00:43:59.469
get into a common grave, will be arguing with each
999
00:43:59.550 --> 00:44:02.710
other about who should get shot second as opposed to first.
1000
00:44:03.030 --> 00:44:04.250
Yeah.
1001
00:44:04.469 --> 00:44:06.170
And I feel like, okay, you've got a lot of
1002
00:44:06.210 --> 00:44:07.230
runway with that idea.
1003
00:44:07.250 --> 00:44:11.969
Oh, it's... That's always like the greatest... realization when you're
1004
00:44:11.989 --> 00:44:13.719
like deep into a season and you're like, oh, we're
1005
00:44:13.739 --> 00:44:17.579
just getting started, you know, like that's the fun. And
1006
00:44:17.739 --> 00:44:20.840
in finding Taylor again, it's like I had this with
1007
00:44:20.940 --> 00:44:22.699
Annie in in shits.
1008
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:23.079
Yeah.
1009
00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:27.219
Finding somebody who has done the work, found the job
1010
00:44:27.539 --> 00:44:30.360
and is ready to go and showing them to the world.
1011
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:31.820
That's a thrill.
1012
00:44:31.980 --> 00:44:32.199
Yeah.
1013
00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:34.699
One of the many thrills of the show, you know,
1014
00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:37.519
working with Laurie Metcalfe, one of the.
1015
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:40.909
Who is it? By the way, unbelievable. She's your mom.
1016
00:44:41.389 --> 00:44:45.469
And she is, um, even when she's doing the subtlest thing.
1017
00:44:45.489 --> 00:44:45.809
Yeah.
1018
00:44:46.190 --> 00:44:47.489
She's absolutely hilarious.
1019
00:44:48.110 --> 00:44:52.030
Uh, and you know, the insufferable mom is a character
1020
00:44:52.050 --> 00:44:54.289
that's been played a million times. And then Laurie Metcalf
1021
00:44:54.329 --> 00:44:56.889
does it and you're, it's a whole new thing.
1022
00:44:57.130 --> 00:44:57.449
It is.
1023
00:44:57.789 --> 00:45:00.090
And she's so good. And it was, I mean, I've
1024
00:45:00.110 --> 00:45:03.050
been a fan of hers for, you know, like it
1025
00:45:03.090 --> 00:45:06.880
goes back and back and back. Um, But yeah, you know,
1026
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:10.869
Taylor is I'm so excited for people to see her.
1027
00:45:11.010 --> 00:45:13.730
I'm so excited for her to get what she's worked
1028
00:45:13.789 --> 00:45:16.550
so hard for. You know, I think that's it's there's
1029
00:45:16.570 --> 00:45:20.719
something thrilling about introducing somebody to an audience because so
1030
00:45:20.860 --> 00:45:24.539
often now it's like you can't green light a show unless.
1031
00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:27.360
It's a stacked cast.
1032
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:27.840
Yeah.
1033
00:45:28.139 --> 00:45:31.599
So to continue to tell stories with relatively up and
1034
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:35.320
coming actors is for me is thrilling. I include Laurie
1035
00:45:35.340 --> 00:45:38.960
Metcalf as a relatively up-and-coming actor.
1036
00:45:39.019 --> 00:45:41.489
You know, this was the project where I finally thought.
1037
00:45:41.510 --> 00:45:43.050
This is her breakout.
1038
00:45:43.250 --> 00:45:43.989
She's arrived.
1039
00:45:44.030 --> 00:45:45.289
I'm so excited for her.
1040
00:45:46.570 --> 00:45:48.510
You've talked a bunch.
1041
00:45:49.769 --> 00:45:54.670
In the past or in interviews about anxiety, feeling insecure
1042
00:45:55.190 --> 00:45:56.510
when you're growing up. And this is a topic that
1043
00:45:56.570 --> 00:45:59.449
fascinates me because, like it or not, I think
we
1044
00:45:59.489 --> 00:46:03.159
probably have to accept that that's an essential ingredient sometimes to.
1045
00:46:04.230 --> 00:46:04.610
mixture.
1046
00:46:04.630 --> 00:46:08.820
And I can't explain why that would be the case.
1047
00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:13.760
And I feel like I'm legitimizing that kind of anxiety
1048
00:46:13.780 --> 00:46:17.000
or those kinds of mental issues. But at the same time,
1049
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:19.840
I also think that was a big part of my
1050
00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:23.800
situation coming along. And if I had to do it
1051
00:46:23.860 --> 00:46:26.289
again and didn't have that, I'm not sure that I
1052
00:46:26.309 --> 00:46:27.409
would be here.
1053
00:46:28.690 --> 00:46:33.210
There are certain ingredients, albeit painful ingredients, that are necessary
1054
00:46:33.369 --> 00:46:37.289
to in my case, to the storytelling. So much of
1055
00:46:37.630 --> 00:46:41.369
what I write about is how families interact with each
1056
00:46:41.409 --> 00:46:46.110
other under difficult circumstances. And if you come from a
1057
00:46:46.170 --> 00:46:50.909
Yelly family, I think this show in particular celebrates Yelly families.
1058
00:46:51.449 --> 00:46:53.909
I think people who don't come from Yelly families will
1059
00:46:53.949 --> 00:46:59.230
probably watch this in shock and horror. But if you
1060
00:46:59.269 --> 00:47:01.610
come from a Yelly family, it is a celebration of
1061
00:47:01.659 --> 00:47:05.769
the fact that anxiety is and nerves manifest in very
1062
00:47:05.889 --> 00:47:11.530
loud aggression between people. And if I didn't experience that
1063
00:47:11.909 --> 00:47:15.489
and inherit it, I wouldn't be here today. So as
1064
00:47:15.550 --> 00:47:18.250
hard as it is, there does come a point, I
1065
00:47:18.269 --> 00:47:20.550
think age is a big part of it too. Like
1066
00:47:20.690 --> 00:47:24.190
I'm now 42. I don't care as much as I
1067
00:47:24.230 --> 00:47:27.130
did when I was 20. When I was 20, everything
1068
00:47:27.190 --> 00:47:31.860
was consequential. And so when everything is consequential, and you
1069
00:47:31.949 --> 00:47:36.880
are an anxious person, you will worry about everything because
1070
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:41.159
you're so unaware of how little it matters in the end.
1071
00:47:41.719 --> 00:47:44.400
So now I think I get to look back on
1072
00:47:44.460 --> 00:47:47.409
my own experiences and kind of the experiences I've had
1073
00:47:47.449 --> 00:47:49.150
with my family and all of that kind of stuff
1074
00:47:49.210 --> 00:47:56.869
and celebrate it instead of continue to wear it. I'm
1075
00:47:56.909 --> 00:47:58.889
a less anxious person than I am now. And I
1076
00:47:59.210 --> 00:48:02.239
do actually think at the core of the show, It's
1077
00:48:02.860 --> 00:48:06.510
an examination of what we inherit, what that kind of
1078
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:13.090
ancestral trauma that kind of trickles down from, in this case, like,
1079
00:48:14.070 --> 00:48:18.130
matriarch to Laurie to the kids. You know, the very
1080
00:48:18.230 --> 00:48:24.239
first scene of the show, Nona is dying, and she's
1081
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.480
a yeller. And then you instantly see that this yelling
1082
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:30.579
streak has just found its way through three generations of
1083
00:48:30.619 --> 00:48:31.679
this family.
1084
00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:34.300
And all we try to do.
1085
00:48:34.179 --> 00:48:38.010
As a generation below is push back against what we're inheriting.
1086
00:48:38.780 --> 00:48:41.190
And sometimes you can do it and sometimes you can't.
1087
00:48:41.230 --> 00:48:43.610
You just have to let it happen. But it's fun
1088
00:48:43.670 --> 00:48:46.750
to be able to, like, write about the minutia of
1089
00:48:46.829 --> 00:48:50.590
anxiety and how it affects people. I think it's endlessly entertaining.
1090
00:48:50.969 --> 00:48:52.369
Now, where do you... So.
1091
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:55.300
When you're making the show, is the show made in Canada?
1092
00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:56.760
Is it made in Los Angeles? No, in New Jersey.
1093
00:48:56.820 --> 00:49:00.019
In New Jersey, okay. So where do you live? And
1094
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:03.099
I need an address.
1095
00:49:03.420 --> 00:49:07.320
Well, I have been in L.A. and relocated to New
1096
00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:08.989
York City to make the show.
1097
00:49:09.389 --> 00:49:09.690
That's so cool.
1098
00:49:09.710 --> 00:49:11.369
And we shot in New Jersey, and it was very
1099
00:49:12.409 --> 00:49:15.010
exciting to be back on the East Coast and experience seasons.
1100
00:49:15.030 --> 00:49:16.949
So what to you is home when you think of
1101
00:49:16.989 --> 00:49:19.090
going home? Is that Toronto? Is it L.A.
1102
00:49:19.110 --> 00:49:19.869
Now? It's L.A., yeah.
1103
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:21.340
LA, yeah. Okay.
1104
00:49:21.579 --> 00:49:26.599
That's, because I think that, I'm always fascinated by that
1105
00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:30.130
because home used to be Boston for me, but it's
1106
00:49:30.190 --> 00:49:32.389
not anymore because I've been gone too long.
1107
00:49:32.409 --> 00:49:36.110
And I think the more that the hometown changes, the
1108
00:49:36.170 --> 00:49:39.460
less you can relate to it. Like I was just
1109
00:49:39.539 --> 00:49:42.719
in I just came from Toronto yesterday night and I
1110
00:49:42.760 --> 00:49:45.920
look around and it's just not the place that I
1111
00:49:46.099 --> 00:49:48.610
grew up in. So when you look around and the
1112
00:49:48.619 --> 00:49:50.969
place doesn't reflect the memories that you have, all you
1113
00:49:51.010 --> 00:49:53.769
have are the memories. It becomes less and less about
1114
00:49:53.789 --> 00:49:59.309
the actual place. So my life now is in Los Angeles.
1115
00:49:59.349 --> 00:50:02.949
Most of my friends are in Los Angeles and that
1116
00:50:03.210 --> 00:50:07.820
is home. The
hometown is is is a memory at
1117
00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:08.280
this point.
1118
00:50:08.380 --> 00:50:08.550
Yeah.
1119
00:50:09.130 --> 00:50:10.829
But also, I think- Even though my parents are still
1120
00:50:10.949 --> 00:50:11.849
in my family house.
1121
00:50:12.510 --> 00:50:13.349
Oh. Oh, is that true?
1122
00:50:13.369 --> 00:50:14.510
In Toronto, right now.
1123
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:15.820
Same house, all these years?
1124
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:16.320
Yeah.
1125
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.780
By the way, your mom's really funny.
1126
00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:22.679
She is very funny. She's arguably funnier than my dad. Yes. Yeah.
1127
00:50:22.820 --> 00:50:24.340
Who, by the way- And he'll admit that.
1128
00:50:24.480 --> 00:50:24.659
Yeah.
1129
00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:27.679
Yeah. And I've told your dad all the time, I've
1130
00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:28.699
never found him amusing.
1131
00:50:28.820 --> 00:50:30.079
That's right.
1132
00:50:30.380 --> 00:50:31.639
And his eyebrows go up.
1133
00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:40.349
Uh-huh. No, he is such a lovely man. I met
1134
00:50:40.369 --> 00:50:42.949
all these people for the first time when I did Aspen.
1135
00:50:42.989 --> 00:50:44.829
They asked me, would you come out to do the
1136
00:50:44.889 --> 00:50:47.150
Aspen Comedy Festival? And this is just when my show
1137
00:50:47.190 --> 00:50:49.369
had kind of clicked in and it was starting to gel.
1138
00:50:49.530 --> 00:50:53.269
I remember being younger and thinking that was the coolest thing.
1139
00:50:53.869 --> 00:50:54.309
The Aspen?
1140
00:50:54.329 --> 00:50:55.250
That he got to meet you.
1141
00:50:55.389 --> 00:50:55.750
Oh, wow.
1142
00:50:55.989 --> 00:50:57.909
Okay. You got that wrong.
1143
00:50:59.389 --> 00:51:02.780
But I remember they said, Conan, we want someone to
1144
00:51:02.800 --> 00:51:08.550
interview all the SCTV greats. And I thought, this is
1145
00:51:08.590 --> 00:51:10.369
a make a wish. Like I must be dying and
1146
00:51:10.409 --> 00:51:13.690
no one told me, but I went and, you know,
1147
00:51:14.130 --> 00:51:16.949
talked to everybody and interviewed them and got, did my
1148
00:51:16.989 --> 00:51:19.139
preparation and we did the thing. And when it was over,
1149
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:22.800
your dad said, Hey, everybody, um, everyone was starting to disperse.
1150
00:51:22.860 --> 00:51:25.300
And your dad, like a camp counselor said, Hey, everybody. Um,
1151
00:51:26.320 --> 00:51:27.739
I think Conan put a lot of work into this
1152
00:51:27.780 --> 00:51:29.260
and did a really nice job. And I think we should,
1153
00:51:29.300 --> 00:51:29.780
you know, give him.
1154
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:31.519
A round of applause. And I thought, would I like,
1155
00:51:32.010 --> 00:51:33.969
incredibly nice man to do that.
1156
00:51:33.989 --> 00:51:34.769
That's so nice.
1157
00:51:34.809 --> 00:51:37.489
You know, like he was taking care of me. Right.
1158
00:51:37.699 --> 00:51:39.860
He was, he saw like, Oh, wait a minute, this
1159
00:51:39.960 --> 00:51:42.539
guy let's before we all go, let's make sure we
1160
00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:43.000
do this.
1161
00:51:43.619 --> 00:51:45.260
And that always, that touched me a lot.
1162
00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:48.929
He's a very sweet man. Yeah. He's a very well,
1163
00:51:48.969 --> 00:51:55.670
like soft, well-intentioned, sweet person. I did not inherit his goodness.
1164
00:51:55.690 --> 00:52:00.670
It says that here in your information.
1165
00:52:00.710 --> 00:52:05.699
He is a genuinely kind, like, he just, it is,
1166
00:52:06.340 --> 00:52:09.280
I can't explain it. And the number of people that
1167
00:52:09.340 --> 00:52:11.139
come up and are just like, your dad is so nice.
1168
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:12.360
And I'm like, I know.
1169
00:52:12.380 --> 00:52:14.260
But I can't help you.
1170
00:52:14.860 --> 00:52:16.739
And you are also something.
1171
00:52:20.780 --> 00:52:24.800
Well, the show is Big Mistakes. It's really funny. And
1172
00:52:25.389 --> 00:52:26.429
I'm very happy for you.
1173
00:52:26.449 --> 00:52:27.630
Thank you.
1174
00:52:28.050 --> 00:52:31.010
And please come back anytime. And also, you're part of this.
1175
00:52:31.550 --> 00:52:33.090
I get, I say this a lot, but I get
1176
00:52:33.130 --> 00:52:35.449
very excited when I meet and get to hang out with,
1177
00:52:35.869 --> 00:52:39.670
even briefly, younger talent that's part of this whole ecosystem.
1178
00:52:39.730 --> 00:52:41.710
And the fact that it's, you know, because we've had
1179
00:52:41.769 --> 00:52:42.489
Rachel here.
1180
00:52:42.510 --> 00:52:44.320
Oh, yeah. And having you here.
1181
00:52:44.969 --> 00:52:48.880
And I'm just always very pleased when I get to
1182
00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:51.889
be around this whole community what I consider to be
1183
00:52:51.929 --> 00:52:54.320
a childlike generation that's doing really good work.
1184
00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:55.539
It makes me happy. Like I get to relax.
1185
00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:58.260
Let's not take that compliment simply the youth factor, because
1186
00:52:58.300 --> 00:52:59.739
I don't think I'm young at all.
1187
00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:01.400
Guess what? I am now. I love that.
1188
00:53:01.539 --> 00:53:05.530
I am at a vintage now where I'll meet what
1189
00:53:05.550 --> 00:53:07.710
I think is a kid and say, I think this
1190
00:53:07.750 --> 00:53:10.269
kid's really coming along and I want to help this kid.
1191
00:53:10.329 --> 00:53:16.199
And someone will tell me they're 55. That's their third hip.
1192
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:18.239
That's right.
1193
00:53:18.699 --> 00:53:20.739
I'm so glad I invest in facials. You know what
1194
00:53:20.780 --> 00:53:22.500
I mean? It's good to keep the skin looking young.
1195
00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:24.420
Whatever you're doing, keep doing. That's right.
1196
00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:27.699
Anyway, I appreciate that. Thank you. This was great.
Thank
1197
00:53:27.719 --> 00:53:28.480
you so much for doing it.
1198
00:53:28.500 --> 00:53:29.840
Thank you for having me, everybody. Appreciate it.
1199
00:53:29.860 --> 00:53:30.159
Thank you.
1200
00:53:41.139 --> 00:53:44.900
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All right, we've got to get to the bottom of something. Recently,
1230
00:55:06.190 --> 00:55:07.630
on a podcast episode.
1231
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:12.510
It came to my attention because Blay was babbling and blurting.
1232
00:55:12.949 --> 00:55:17.179
And Blay, you mentioned that your mom does your taxes.
1233
00:55:17.739 --> 00:55:19.820
It was then revealed to us that, well, she doesn't
1234
00:55:19.880 --> 00:55:24.840
do your taxes. She calls another tax service.
1235
00:55:25.420 --> 00:55:26.360
She uses TurboTax.
1236
00:55:26.539 --> 00:55:30.170
She uses TurboTax to take care of your taxes for you.
1237
00:55:30.269 --> 00:55:30.630
That's right.
1238
00:55:31.250 --> 00:55:32.969
She demands to do it, by the way. I just
1239
00:55:33.010 --> 00:55:34.590
want to make that clear. I'm not asking her to
1240
00:55:34.610 --> 00:55:38.519
do it. She gets upset when I even toss the
1241
00:55:38.579 --> 00:55:39.260
idea out of me.
1242
00:55:39.340 --> 00:55:41.900
Sure, understood. Okay. And that's not what we're going to
1243
00:55:41.940 --> 00:55:42.460
go after here.
1244
00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:42.719
Okay.
1245
00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:45.300
What I want to investigate is you brought up at
1246
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:47.199
a certain point that you.
1247
00:55:48.369 --> 00:55:52.800
you write off your various, I'm going to call them trinkets, doodads.
1248
00:55:52.820 --> 00:55:57.019
What do you call them? Memorabilia? I would say arcana.
1249
00:55:57.559 --> 00:55:59.699
This all feels reductive.
1250
00:55:59.739 --> 00:56:04.010
They're objects of power that I love to buy. What
1251
00:56:04.050 --> 00:56:07.570
are we talking about? So listen, listen. I'm a collector.
1252
00:56:07.670 --> 00:56:11.349
I like stuff. I'm a collector of great items. And
1253
00:56:11.570 --> 00:56:13.110
things like, I'm going to give you a great example.
1254
00:56:13.130 --> 00:56:16.719
You're like Channeling Jordan, a collector of, great items?
1255
00:56:16.739 --> 00:56:20.679
Swords, like battle swords. Okay, yes. I bought a really
1256
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:24.719
cool Batman statue. A statue of Batman. That's right, a
1257
00:56:24.739 --> 00:56:28.340
Batman statue done by, in the style like Sergio, you know,
1258
00:56:28.820 --> 00:56:33.300
the Mad Magazine guy. I think it's Aragornis, I believe. Aragornis,
1259
00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:38.090
that's right. I have a number of swords, you know, flamethrower,
1260
00:56:38.170 --> 00:56:40.849
I just got an axe. But not just weapons.
1261
00:56:40.869 --> 00:56:43.230
But also, not just weapons, you also have like stuff
1262
00:56:43.250 --> 00:56:45.690
relating to various things you're into.
1263
00:56:45.789 --> 00:56:48.750
I have a dinosaur egg, a brontosaurus egg. A real one?
1264
00:56:48.889 --> 00:56:49.809
That's right. Okay.
1265
00:56:50.829 --> 00:56:53.070
And, you know, meteorites. I have several, like three or
1266
00:56:53.110 --> 00:56:56.000
four meteorites. I have a cool, it's actually 70 million
1267
00:56:56.019 --> 00:56:57.460
years old. It's a whale vertebrae.
1268
00:56:57.500 --> 00:56:57.719
Sure.
1269
00:56:57.739 --> 00:56:59.780
It's a giant, it's kind of like the size of two,
1270
00:56:59.860 --> 00:57:00.349
a big coffee can.
1271
00:57:00.380 --> 00:57:04.599
I shouldn't have said memorabilia. You collect shit. And you
1272
00:57:04.619 --> 00:57:09.500
have a lot of shit. And you write it off as,
1273
00:57:09.739 --> 00:57:14.059
Because you said you managed to mention it on the podcast. Well,
1274
00:57:14.099 --> 00:57:15.619
we use it for the podcast.
1275
00:57:15.690 --> 00:57:18.090
How do we use it? Because it's the basis of
1276
00:57:18.130 --> 00:57:20.409
comedy bits like this today. It's a basis of a
1277
00:57:20.429 --> 00:57:20.829
comedy bit.
1278
00:57:20.869 --> 00:57:21.849
You just listed 20 things.
1279
00:57:21.869 --> 00:57:22.929
And also, for instance, summer s'mores.
1280
00:57:22.949 --> 00:57:24.929
I bought a big broadsword at the Ren Faire. Which
1281
00:57:24.949 --> 00:57:25.489
was your idea.
1282
00:57:25.510 --> 00:57:25.969
Here's my point.
1283
00:57:34.480 --> 00:57:36.420
I don't say, wouldn't it be cool if someone here
1284
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:38.360
had a broadsword and you said, I happen to have
1285
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:39.860
one and you brought it in and then you were
1286
00:57:39.889 --> 00:57:42.070
able to write it off. You go out and buy
1287
00:57:42.190 --> 00:57:45.869
stuff and then you insert it into the podcast so
1288
00:57:46.369 --> 00:57:48.429
that you can then write it off. And that's why
1289
00:57:48.469 --> 00:57:52.510
I brought in Mr. David Melmed, who is our attorney,
1290
00:57:52.650 --> 00:57:54.929
who's helped us many times in the past.
1291
00:57:55.389 --> 00:57:59.030
I sense fraud. I don't know about fraud. See, there
1292
00:57:59.050 --> 00:58:03.059
we go. But, but, but, but in.
1293
00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:06.550
Terms of, what the IRS may be looking at. We're
1294
00:58:06.590 --> 00:58:11.539
talking about section 162 of the Internal Revenue Code.
1295
00:58:11.539 --> 00:58:11.860
162.
1296
00:58:11.860 --> 00:58:17.219
And what is section 162 say? Ordinary and necessary expenses
1297
00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:20.340
can be deductible. Now, I guess the question is, are
1298
00:58:20.380 --> 00:58:23.360
those ordinary and necessary? Sure, on a sore sag.
1299
00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:24.719
Are they necessary?
1300
00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:29.340
It says and necessary. Is comedy necessary to this podcast?
1301
00:58:29.429 --> 00:58:31.570
Wait a minute, wait a minute. It's not comedy.
1302
00:58:32.420 --> 00:58:37.440
A brontosaurus egg is not comedy until you foisted upon
1303
00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:38.320
the podcast.
1304
00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:42.199
You barrel your way into the podcast and say, look
1305
00:58:42.219 --> 00:58:44.260
what I got. I got a brontosaurus egg. And we're
1306
00:58:44.340 --> 00:58:45.639
all like, what the fuck are you talking about, Blake?
1307
00:58:45.659 --> 00:58:46.599
Let's let Melman finish.
1308
00:58:46.940 --> 00:58:48.699
Melman, what's the rest of the law? I'll let Melman
1309
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:49.980
finish when you don't like the way I'm going.
1310
00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:50.380
Go ahead.
1311
00:58:50.420 --> 00:58:51.800
I like the way you're going. What's the rest of
1312
00:58:51.820 --> 00:58:53.949
the law? In connection with the podcast. Yes, okay.
1313
00:58:54.090 --> 00:58:57.510
All right, so let's take your brontosaurus egg, for example, right?
1314
00:58:57.530 --> 00:58:57.769
Let's.
1315
00:58:58.369 --> 00:59:01.809
Let's get past the ordinary and necessary. If you didn't,
1316
00:59:02.130 --> 00:59:06.769
bring it into the podcast, would someone bring it up?
1317
00:59:06.980 --> 00:59:08.969
Or is this something that you're doing to get a
1318
00:59:09.010 --> 00:59:12.239
write-off And I'm not going to put you on the- Well.
1319
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:14.000
How do they know I'm a brontosaurus if I don't
1320
00:59:14.019 --> 00:59:15.719
bring it in? Well, okay.
1321
00:59:15.739 --> 00:59:16.599
He's mentioned it.
1322
00:59:16.619 --> 00:59:18.480
We all know he has a dinosaur head. This is
1323
00:59:18.519 --> 00:59:21.079
becoming an insane who's on first routine. Yeah.
1324
00:59:21.800 --> 00:59:24.639
No, I wouldn't have said, you know what this podcast
1325
00:59:24.699 --> 00:59:27.460
needs is a broadsword. Or what it needs is a
1326
00:59:27.480 --> 00:59:30.019
brontosaurus egg. I would never bring up any of those things.
1327
00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:35.360
And they're not comedy in and of themselves. You are
1328
00:59:35.900 --> 00:59:39.300
buying this stuff because you love it. And then you're saying,
1329
00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:43.289
I got to get this stuff onto Conan's podcast. And
1330
00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:45.889
then you're claiming that it was a necessary part of
1331
00:59:45.929 --> 00:59:46.489
your job.
1332
00:59:46.510 --> 00:59:46.690
Sure.
1333
00:59:46.929 --> 00:59:49.409
That to me feels all backwards. It could.
1334
00:59:49.449 --> 00:59:50.230
Well, so.
1335
00:59:50.949 --> 00:59:52.030
I'm going to go a little deeper on this.
1336
00:59:52.130 --> 00:59:53.289
Let's let the law decide.
1337
00:59:53.329 --> 00:59:54.829
I'm going to go a little deeper. So there's really
1338
00:59:54.889 --> 00:59:59.170
two sides to this, right? There's talent, right? And company expenses.
1339
00:59:59.690 --> 01:00:03.639
So if he's bringing this on as on-air talent, using
1340
01:00:03.659 --> 01:00:07.719
the mic, that's one thing. If you are, for example,
1341
01:00:08.159 --> 01:00:11.400
using this as a company expense or an expense that
1342
01:00:11.420 --> 01:00:15.119
the company would deduct, that could... eat into the net
1343
01:00:15.179 --> 01:00:16.360
revenue of the podcast.
1344
01:00:16.420 --> 01:00:17.480
So can I ask a question?
1345
01:00:17.659 --> 01:00:17.840
Yes.
1346
01:00:18.219 --> 01:00:20.639
In terms of company expenses, so you're saying if I
1347
01:00:20.679 --> 01:00:23.500
were to use the sword to defend Conan off Mike,
1348
01:00:24.019 --> 01:00:26.360
that's a company expense? No, it would have to be
1349
01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:28.590
in connection with the podcast itself. That's what I'm saying.
1350
01:00:28.619 --> 01:00:30.889
Like he comes in to do the podcast and I'm using,
1351
01:00:30.909 --> 01:00:34.409
I'm defending him physically from attackers.
1352
01:00:34.610 --> 01:00:36.750
I'm seeing why you're not a lawyer. Oh, Jesus.
1353
01:00:36.849 --> 01:00:37.769
It's now apparent to me.
1354
01:00:37.789 --> 01:00:39.429
I'm just asking a question. Socratic method.
1355
01:00:39.590 --> 01:00:39.829
All right.
1356
01:00:39.909 --> 01:00:42.349
Do you know what I'm saying? So the act itself
1357
01:00:42.550 --> 01:00:47.000
is not deductible. Right, but the, right? So you coming
1358
01:00:47.019 --> 01:00:47.760
in with your sword.
1359
01:00:47.920 --> 01:00:48.179
Yes.
1360
01:00:48.420 --> 01:00:51.840
But us sort of cleaning up that mess could be deductible.
1361
01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:55.139
So I'm just saying like. That mess. But I'm saying like, okay,
1362
01:00:55.420 --> 01:00:56.800
there's two things. There's talent, right?
1363
01:00:56.880 --> 01:00:57.050
Yes.
1364
01:00:57.070 --> 01:00:58.280
There's talent. Okay.
1365
01:00:58.449 --> 01:00:59.349
Conan fell asleep.
1366
01:00:59.369 --> 01:01:01.230
To make Conan safe. I didn't fall asleep. I just
1367
01:01:01.250 --> 01:01:02.170
got super sad.
1368
01:01:02.349 --> 01:01:04.429
When we were in Altadena.
1369
01:01:04.849 --> 01:01:07.150
When we recorded Summer S'mores and I Brought in My Sword,
1370
01:01:07.849 --> 01:01:10.269
we did a bit where we could hear wild animals
1371
01:01:10.289 --> 01:01:12.210
that were crazy screaming in the distance, right?
1372
01:01:12.389 --> 01:01:12.690
Yeah.
1373
01:01:12.710 --> 01:01:15.090
So could I argue to the IRS, I'm there to
1374
01:01:15.130 --> 01:01:15.909
defend Conan.
1375
01:01:15.949 --> 01:01:16.550
No, boy.
1376
01:01:16.570 --> 01:01:18.349
That's crazy.
1377
01:01:18.369 --> 01:01:20.889
No, boy. You think that people don't write stuff off
1378
01:01:20.949 --> 01:01:24.090
in crazy ways? I'm bobbing and weaving.
1379
01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:26.889
Hold on a second. I don't treat the IRS that way.
1380
01:01:28.059 --> 01:01:29.579
But I guess you'd like to bob and weave and
1381
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:31.480
try and trick Uncle Sam out of his rightful due.
1382
01:01:32.820 --> 01:01:35.519
Johnny Law's got his scratch. He doesn't need my couple bucks. Okay,
1383
01:01:35.539 --> 01:01:36.800
you got to settle down. I'm going to take you
1384
01:01:36.840 --> 01:01:37.699
off mic for a little bit.
1385
01:01:37.780 --> 01:01:37.980
Okay.
1386
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:39.619
I wish I had a button that silenced play.
1387
01:01:39.719 --> 01:01:39.860
Okay.
1388
01:01:39.889 --> 01:01:41.510
And I would use it so routinely. I might have
1389
01:01:41.530 --> 01:01:43.409
to just put a bunch of books on top of it.
1390
01:01:43.429 --> 01:01:47.849
I'll stop talking. I want a silenced play button right
1391
01:01:47.869 --> 01:01:50.489
here and then I'm going to build permanent structures on
1392
01:01:50.570 --> 01:01:56.329
top of it. I'm not comfortable with this interpretation. I
1393
01:01:56.449 --> 01:01:59.510
do think we all need to pay our fair share.
1394
01:02:00.010 --> 01:02:03.769
I think that Those things you're buying, they bring you pleasure.
1395
01:02:03.869 --> 01:02:06.010
They bring you joy. I haven't unreleased the button yet.
1396
01:02:06.050 --> 01:02:06.650
This is the button.
1397
01:02:06.670 --> 01:02:08.570
And when I touch it, you- I have a question
1398
01:02:08.590 --> 01:02:10.369
too when you're done. Okay.
1399
01:02:10.789 --> 01:02:13.110
You'll have the floor after me and then anyone else
1400
01:02:13.130 --> 01:02:17.429
who wants to. But anyway, yeah, I guess my issue
1401
01:02:17.750 --> 01:02:21.590
is these are his hobbies. And then through the grace
1402
01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:24.719
of some God we don't understand who works in mysterious ways,
1403
01:02:25.179 --> 01:02:28.320
he has access to this podcast and he's bullied his
1404
01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:29.079
way up to a mic.
1405
01:02:29.099 --> 01:02:29.239
Okay.
1406
01:02:29.780 --> 01:02:33.940
And now he's inserting himself into the show and saying, hey,
1407
01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:35.619
you know what I was thinking about this morning? I
1408
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:40.039
was thinking about the Scarlet Witch's.
1409
01:02:41.139 --> 01:02:41.480
Cape.
1410
01:02:41.940 --> 01:02:43.460
That's what I was thinking about. And I'm like, the
1411
01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:47.219
Scarlet Witch? Yeah, she's a Marvel heroine. I was thinking
1412
01:02:47.260 --> 01:02:49.260
about her cape and I bought one. Let's have fun
1413
01:02:49.300 --> 01:02:56.309
talking about that. It all feels manipulative. It feels sinister. Uh,
1414
01:02:56.449 --> 01:02:59.880
and it feels like it is, um, I don't know.
1415
01:03:00.179 --> 01:03:02.059
It doesn't feel like it's in the spirit of the law.
1416
01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:03.019
It's a bit overreaching.
1417
01:03:03.739 --> 01:03:03.980
Yes.
1418
01:03:04.059 --> 01:03:04.400
Yes.
1419
01:03:04.500 --> 01:03:05.139
Overreaching.
1420
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:07.639
And then let me, hold on. We'll get to you, boy.
1421
01:03:07.780 --> 01:03:10.050
And eventually, I don't know what month, but we'll get there.
1422
01:03:10.670 --> 01:03:11.630
Uh, Sona, what do you want to say?
1423
01:03:11.769 --> 01:03:14.559
I wanted to say, All of these things are what
1424
01:03:14.619 --> 01:03:16.059
make Blay Blay.
1425
01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:17.019
I know, yeah.
1426
01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:20.019
And you've mined a lot of that from him, who
1427
01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:22.360
he is. You've talked about his watches a lot.
1428
01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:24.320
You've talked about the fact that he has a giant
1429
01:03:24.360 --> 01:03:27.039
wall-sized printout of his face in his apartment.
1430
01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:29.500
Yeah. We don't need to give him more ammunition.
1431
01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:32.599
What is Blay without the dinosaur eggs?
1432
01:03:32.699 --> 01:03:34.820
These all make who he is. But listen, I can
1433
01:03:34.969 --> 01:03:38.690
see his watches.
I can see these things. And Blay
1434
01:03:38.809 --> 01:03:42.900
doesn't need to work at making himself seem... more ridiculous
1435
01:03:43.159 --> 01:03:47.710
or man-childy. He doesn't need to work at it. This
1436
01:03:47.769 --> 01:03:50.090
is my problem sometimes with play is that he should
1437
01:03:50.110 --> 01:03:55.400
just trust in his natural nerdiness. And his natural Peter
1438
01:03:55.440 --> 01:03:57.099
Pan syndrome, you know.
1439
01:03:57.579 --> 01:03:59.539
No, and this is all the stuff that you have.
1440
01:04:00.059 --> 01:04:00.840
It's natural.
1441
01:04:00.980 --> 01:04:02.960
And I can see that you wear a different ironic
1442
01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:05.760
watch every day that never costs more than $ 3 and
1443
01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:07.730
often doesn't have hands on it so you can't tell
1444
01:04:07.769 --> 01:04:10.230
time because you've got nowhere to be. I can see
1445
01:04:10.289 --> 01:04:11.570
all this shit myself.
1446
01:04:11.730 --> 01:04:14.949
I don't need help. But when you come in and
1447
01:04:14.989 --> 01:04:15.949
yours plan.
1448
01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:19.190
is today I'm going to dominate the podcast with my
1449
01:04:19.250 --> 01:04:21.849
brontosaurus egg that I just bought.
1450
01:04:22.429 --> 01:04:23.349
Then I smell a rat.
1451
01:04:23.610 --> 01:04:24.329
I smell a rat.
1452
01:04:25.190 --> 01:04:25.719
Can I speak?
1453
01:04:26.050 --> 01:04:26.280
Yeah.
1454
01:04:26.659 --> 01:04:28.039
Okay.
1455
01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:30.340
Here's what I want to say. I think it is,
1456
01:04:30.539 --> 01:04:32.960
to Sona's point, we come up with a lot of
1457
01:04:32.980 --> 01:04:38.889
bits on the spot. On this podcast. And yes, I
1458
01:04:38.929 --> 01:04:40.329
have a lot of cool stuff.
1459
01:04:40.590 --> 01:04:40.909
All right.
1460
01:04:41.130 --> 01:04:45.340
No, you don't. You don't have a lot of cool stuff. Fine, fine, fine, fine.
1461
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:49.719
But my point being, I have this stuff anyway. I
1462
01:04:49.739 --> 01:04:52.920
think it's, what I want to say is, I don't
1463
01:04:53.019 --> 01:04:53.800
go into.
1464
01:04:53.840 --> 01:04:55.820
You have it anyway. Well, I think you may want
1465
01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:59.590
to revisit that. No, listen, listen. You may want to revise.
1466
01:04:59.610 --> 01:05:00.409
Hold on, hold on.
1467
01:05:00.429 --> 01:05:03.289
Freeze, freeze. You may want to revise that. Go ahead.
1468
01:05:03.329 --> 01:05:06.250
You don't. If you had it anyway, you probably couldn't
1469
01:05:06.269 --> 01:05:08.650
deduct it. But now. So I'm giving you a chance
1470
01:05:08.690 --> 01:05:11.309
to know what I'm saying is like this. What I'm
1471
01:05:11.329 --> 01:05:12.590
saying is you want to fix what you just said.
1472
01:05:13.170 --> 01:05:14.829
I'll say this. I'm not going to fix it because
1473
01:05:14.989 --> 01:05:19.340
it's honest. I have a sword. OK, right. I have
1474
01:05:19.380 --> 01:05:19.760
a sword.
1475
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:20.219
Many.
1476
01:05:20.300 --> 01:05:22.599
And I'm going to the Ren Faire. All right. And
1477
01:05:22.619 --> 01:05:25.079
I'm at the Ren Faire. And I'm like, oh, man.
1478
01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:28.360
I should get a sword and bring it in because
1479
01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:31.050
it could be a good comedy bit. So I buy
1480
01:05:31.250 --> 01:05:34.510
another sword and that's what I'm writing off because it's
1481
01:05:34.530 --> 01:05:36.889
for a comedy bit. I'm not writing off the one
1482
01:05:36.929 --> 01:05:39.260
I already have. I'm like, I'm taking things from my
1483
01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:41.619
life and heightening them to use a comedy.
1484
01:05:41.780 --> 01:05:43.599
OK, so why? Why do you think this show needs
1485
01:05:43.639 --> 01:05:46.219
so much help with comedy? I don't think it needs help.
1486
01:05:46.300 --> 01:05:50.329
Why do you think this show is just, is bereft
1487
01:05:50.389 --> 01:05:52.829
of all entertainment unless you go out and buy a
1488
01:05:52.829 --> 01:05:55.590
feathered helmet? And bring it in to save us.
1489
01:05:55.949 --> 01:05:59.590
To save poor Conan O'Brien. Can't think of a thing.
1490
01:05:59.650 --> 01:06:01.809
That's projection. Guess what I bought? I just bought some
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underwear made of caramel at a rent fair.
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I would buy that. That's projection. I do not do that.
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As a producer, I like to give my host a
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buffet of choices from which he can... from which he
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can pick and choose. Maybe he's going to, maybe I'm
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offering mac and cheese. Maybe when we're saying, what should
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we do for a segment? And Sona says, oh, this
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happened to me. Hopping is like, this happened to me.
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I say, hey, I just bought a sword at the
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rent fair. What do you think about this? Sometimes you
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choose from my bucket. Sometimes you choose from others. And
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if you choose from my bucket, then, you know, it's
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all worked out. Choose from my bucket. What I do
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is I live for this podcast. Can I write off stuff?
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I live my life in service of this podcast. And
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that means buying my edibles.
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You can't stop.
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You can't stop.
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You talked about going to Disneyland with your kids.
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Yeah.
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Can I write those tickets?
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OK.
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All right. I'm going to use my wife's favorite phrase,
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which is there's a lot to unpack here.
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That's for you, Liza. Stop saying it.
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And we are going to continue this in another episode
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because this is vital, vital to the American interest.
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Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, with Conan O'Brien, Sonam Ovsessian,
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and Matt Gourley. Produced by me, Matt Gourley. Executive produced
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