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Hey Daddy Gang! Since I'm off this week, I wanted
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to entertain you in the right way. Adam Devine! We
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are going to revisit this episode. Let me give you
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guys a little reminder of the Adam Devine episode. If
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you haven't watched it, go watch it. If you did
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watch it, you need to watch it again because it's
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fucking hilarious. When I had Adam Devine walk into the
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dad pad studio, I remember maybe 30 seconds before he
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pulled up, I was like, wait, people always confuse him
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and Adam Levine, the maroon five man. Let's make a
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fucking funny bit. And so Adam was down. We go
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upstairs to the call her daddy studio and you guys
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are going to watch it. I basically pretend that I'm
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sitting down with Adam Levine while all of the drama
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of the cheating scandal was happening. And the internet absolutely erupted.
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Some people were like, you're a fucking cunt, you little shit.
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This isn't funny. Other people thought it was funny. You know,
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humor is subjective. You know, guys? Some people thought I
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was a fucking dick. Some people thought it was fun.
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We had a good time. Adam is amazing. And this
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episode had me fucking dying laughing. So... We're off to
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see the wizard, but you are off to watch the
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Adam Devine episode. Have fun, and we'll be back next week.
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Love you.
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Are you okay? Scene!
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And the Oscar goes to.
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Goodbye. I have to tell you, I was a huge
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Maroon 5 fan. And I'm glad that you agreed to
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sit down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding
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the infidelity in your marriage. How many times did you
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cheat with women that you met on Instagram?
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Zero times.
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It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God.
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Thank fucking God.
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What is up, daddy gang? It is your founding father,
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Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.
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Are you taller than me? What's going on? No, no, no.
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Your legs are longer than mine.
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This is the thing on Instagram. Everyone thinks that I'm
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like six feet, and then they meet me in person,
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and they're like, why are you so short?
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And I'm like, first of all, fuck off. Yeah, I mean,
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you're appropriately sized.
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Right?
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Thank you. You're a great size.
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But I'm like, why? That's the first thing people say
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to me.
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But then look at where your foot is dangling right now.
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I have long legs.
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Yeah, and see, look at my little.
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No, you're taller than me, but my legs are long.
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Yes, true.
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That's fair to say, right?
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I've got a weird shaped, like my torso is the
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exact same length as my legs. Can you do this?
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Oh, my.
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Like that's not even like flexibility. That's just. Sweet. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But see how that was kind of, yeah, that.
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Was, wait, that's great. That's a good trick. I'm going
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to start asking people. Also you did that very.
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Yeah.
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It's like two it's do you do that often?
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It's all my whole career is based on me doing that.
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They're like, you're a physical comedian. I'm like, no, my
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body is shaped weird. It's funny. You look at me
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and you laugh. Cause you're like, that's off.
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What's going on?
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It's like a human cartoon.
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I think you look great today.
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Thank you. I wore my fancy jacket.
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It looks really nice.
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I asked my wife, I'm like, should I dress nice?
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And she's like, no, you can be casual. And then
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I wore what I was wearing, and she was like, maybe, no,
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wear something else. I was in sweatpants. We'll put a
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jacket on.
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No, I think you look great. I love your watch.
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The whole thing's going great.
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Thank you.
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Thanks, thanks. Okay, so we're going to get into it.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go. I'm going to just do this
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little intro that... The world needs. Okay. Adam, welcome to
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Call Her Daddy. Okay.
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Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit.
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No, but I thought for a second you were going
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to say thank you. I don't know why. And that
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little like, was like so creepy with the straw. Okay,
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I'm going to start over.
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Here we go.
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Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
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Thank you.
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I just have to tell you that I was a
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huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm really glad that you
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decided- to sit down with me today and talk about
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the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many
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times did you cheat on your wife with women that
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you met on Instagram?
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Zero times.
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It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God.
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Thank fucking God.
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Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
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Thank you.
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One fucking letter.
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One letter. It's so close. I actually, I met Adam
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Levine once at a party. And yeah, I'm cool like that.
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And it was a whole Halloween party. I was dressed
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as a wizard. So it wasn't me being cool at all.
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I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of
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like beer cans taped together, you know. Love that. And
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I go up to him. I was all excited and
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was like, Adam Levine, I'm Adam Devine. He's like, yeah, no,
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I know. And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all
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the time on Twitter where people are like, at me,
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Adam Devine, but then say, is so hot, shirtless, singing. Like,
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I just went to his concert. And I'm like, it
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happens to me all the time. I'm sure you get
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me sometimes too on Twitter, right? And he goes, literally never.
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Literally never. You're like, Okay, never, not even one time?
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And he's like, mm-mm.
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So he is a fucking dick. No, I love that.
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Sort of have, like, but also invite me back to
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the Halloween party.
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Right, you're like, I will come back as a wizard.
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Do you think actually people thought that it was you
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in that situation?
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People did. Like, it wasn't, that's, I like, I would never,
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I'm not big into, like, inserting myself into someone else's drama.
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I'm like, this guy is already going through it. And
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so I was, like, steering clear. And then like news organizations.
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I forget what it was. It was like the Baltimore,
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like their local news. Their headline was Adam Devine cheats
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on pregnant wife and said Adam Devine. And then I
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was getting so many people that were just DMing me being,
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how fucking dare you? And then you look at their page.
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And I'm like, this person does not follow me. They
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have no, they are not workaholic fans. They have not
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seen my movies. Like they truly were a Maroon 5
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fan and now hate me on accident. Like somehow clicked
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the wrong thing. And so I was getting legitimately hundreds
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of DMs.
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And did your wife at all be like, give me
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your fucking phone. Just let me check. Let me just
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check this out.
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The name is too close.
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Like it could be you too. Dude, that's so fucking
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crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and
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the caption and it was just brilliant of you to
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just be like, hey, just so you know, like we're
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good over here. My wife and I are happy. I'm
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not cheating.
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Yeah, I guess I am a comedic genius.
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Yeah.
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You're pretty good. You're not bad. I probably shouldn't have
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given you a straw.
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Too much work I'm doing over there.
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You know the ones I mean. The doesn't matter, it's
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nothing thoughts that become kind of something become a bit much.
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And day by day, the world feels heavier and you're
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I am really happy that you're here. I think that
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you are extremely funny.
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Thank you.
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I think you're very unique in Hollywood. Your humor is amazing,
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and I'm very happy you're here and not Adam Levine.
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Thanks, Alex.
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You grew up in Nebraska.
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I did.
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I've never been to Nebraska.
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Most people haven't.
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Okay. What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have
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that you think you defy?
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I feel like Nebraska is such a flyover state. I
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feel like if you're not from there, you just haven't
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been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just
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like Nebraska.
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Huh?
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Wow. I've never really.
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Huh?
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So there's no stereotypes. So I feel like when they
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meet me, they're like, that's what you look like. Yeah. Well,
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I mean, I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska.
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I'm like, you're like, yeah, this guy eats. steak. He
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eats corn a lot. You could tell he isn't off
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the carbs. He's full carbo loading with baked potatoes on
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the reg. Right.
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Like a white guy from Nebraska.
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Yeah, they're like, he puts real butter on his potatoes.
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You know what? That's a really great way to explain
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it because I wasn't– I think as I was thinking
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about this question, that's exactly what– I was wanting you
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to tell me something that I didn't know about Nebraska
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because I'm like, I don't know much.
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Yeah, we're just– we're a sturdy people. Heart, you know,
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salt of the earth, I think they say.
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I don't know what that phrase means, but.
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I love it, though. We're going to go with it.
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Do you think that there's like an accent happening there
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that we don't know about, like a Nebraska accent?
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Yeah.
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No, people in Nebraska think that our accent is like flat.
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But when I moved to California for the first time,
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I was on some like head shop on Hollywood Boulevard
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being like, you can just buy pipes? What? This is crazy.
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And the guy behind the counter was like, where are
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you from? So I think I must have had an accent.
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I don't think I have much of one anymore. What
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do you think?
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I can hear like a tiny twang. But what I,
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I am from a little twang, like a little, like
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it's not Southern. It's not, it's something.
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It's unique.
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A little, a little salt and pepper.
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Exactly. The salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe.
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That's right.
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I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though. And I'm just
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so happy that I don't have the Philly accent. Do
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you know the Philly accent?
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It's atrocious. Yeah. So I'm glad you don't have it. No,
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I don't know. I don't know if I could do
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a Philly accent, but I will say that Philly, I've
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had a great, I've done awesome shows there and I've
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had a great times there, but it was one of
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the few places, and Boston's kind of like this too,
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where people just like want to fight you. Like it
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was like right when Workaholics just came out. So we
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were like newly famous or whatever. And we like went
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there on some sort of tour. And this guy, we
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were like, Genos or Pats? Cheesesteaks? We're going to try both.
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And we're eating there and some guy was like, fuck you.
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You think you're cool, huh? Oh, fucking Mr. Hollywood. And
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I'm like, I'm going to have to fight a man.
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You're like, I just wanted a cheesesteak.
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Hi, sir.
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And I'm not like a confrontational guy. So I'm like,
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I got to put up my dukes. I'm like, do
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I call them dukes? I don't know. I'm going to
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get my ass kicked by this guy.
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You're so accurate. Number one, Let me just proclaim this
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so that no one in Philly hates me now and
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comes for me.
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I've had a great time there.
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Love.
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Aggressive, aggressive people.
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The fans are so aggressive. I grew up, my dad
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worked for the Philadelphia Flyers.
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Oh, cool.
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And so I would always go to these hockey games.
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And after every game or in the middle of the games,
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I would always be asking my parents, like, why is
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everyone so angry? Like, we're even
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we angry? Now they're losing all the time. And it's like, no,
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they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality. And
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it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like,
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do you know what we call water?
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Like water. Wooder. Wooder with a D.
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I'm going home to drink some wooder.
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You're going home to drink some water.
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Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles.
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Yeah, I think in Omaha we don't say water. We
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say water. It's not great. We do say like mom.
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Oh.
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Like mom. Dad.
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Mom.
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So it's like a mouth opening.
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Yeah, it's like vowels just like fall out of your mouth.
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Okay, but at least you're enunciating. You know what I mean?
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That's a little bit better. So Philly, love you all.
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Shout out. But if you say water, it's fucking water.
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Yeah.
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One thing I love about you is that you do
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seem like you are entirely open about just putting yourself
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out there. You don't give a shit what people think.
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So can you give us some advice for someone that's
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listening that's introverted, shy, a little insecure? How do you
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get to a place where you're like, I don't give
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a fuck what people think about me. I'm just going
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to do what I do.
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I tell.
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I'm always giving advice. No, but I feel like it just,
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nothing matters. It just doesn't matter. Like it doesn't. I
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would say 99.5% of the time, it just doesn't matter.
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Like what that person thinks of you. They're not thinking
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about what you just said. Like they, you, my wife
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does this all the time where she'll say something and
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then like, I, she's like tossing and turning and she
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can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on over there?
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I'm like, are you okay? Are you having like night convulsions?
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And she's like, no, I said this thing that I
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shouldn't have said. And then I'm like, what? And then
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she'll tell me and I'm like, oh, they don't, they're
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not thinking about that even a little bit. Like they,
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no one thinks about anyone else. We're only thinking about
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ourselves all the time.
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So fucking true. Listen, I love men. I love women.
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I love everyone. But women do have a tendency a
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little bit more to like overanalyze, which I think can
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be a superpower at times.
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They're smarter.
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We're smarter. We're more tuned in. We should run the world. However,
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it can be a deficit when we're up at night.
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My boyfriend does the same thing. He's like, your legs
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are now like twitching. Like, just tell me what happened.
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I don't know what to do with my legs.
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You're literally like, um, comfortable. Can I tell you something?
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My wife is going to watch this podcast and be
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tossing and turning and be like, and I'm like, what's wrong?
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She's like, your legs. What were you saying with those legs?
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What?
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My legs.
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Let me just clarify so you feel better. This chair,
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these chairs.
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Are 87 inches deep. There's a full on grown man
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laying down level deep.
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They have caused such. issues and i this is the
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issue i think that all the fans watching fucking love
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them they i always get where'd you get the chairs
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where'd you get the chairs i want the chairs when
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you're in person when you're in person you can't and
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imagine a woman in a skirt and heels oh yeah
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that's the moment where i say i'm sorry yes you
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you're gonna figure it out you got your pants.
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On yeah i am wearing pants this is good i've
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been a nude in a film before so i i'm perfectly.
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Okay I just want you to know if you squirm around,
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no one's judging you because we're moving chairs. We're moving houses, actually,
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but we're also leaving these chairs behind.
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All right. I'll take them. Okay.
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Oh, okay. Okay, great. Let's talk about Workaholics. Okay. To
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anyone that hasn't watched it, you live under a rock.
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It's about three dudes in their 20s that live together
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and work together.
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That's right.
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How did you meet your co-stars and who came up
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with the premise of the show?
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Well, I met Blake and Kyle, who played Carl, our
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drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most
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of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community College,
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at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California.
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That's dope.
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Yeah. And it was like day one of improv class.
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And at the time, Blake, he has this like long,
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cool dude hair. And he had this like tiny little fro.
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And in high school, they called him Afrofetus because he
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was so skinny with this tiny little afro. And, uh,
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he really has blossomed as he's gotten older. Cause he's
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like considered like hot boy now. Uh, but he was
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homely as fuck back then. I'm looking at you, Blake. And, uh,
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and he, I just thought he was so funny. So
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afterwards it was weird. Cause it was like, I was
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sort of like hitting on my friend, you know, where like,
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I remember like my other buddy was like, what's going
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on over there? Because I came up to him a
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little nervous. I was like, hey, what's up? If you'd
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be down for it, it'd be cool if perhaps me
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and you could get together and write some comedy bits together.
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And Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd be cool, man.
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And then I moved up to LA from Orange County
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about a year later and met Anders at the Second City,
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which is a improv school.
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I can imagine being in an improv class. There's some
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characters in there. Like, do you think you thrived in
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improv class or did you keep to yourself a little
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bit there?
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I kept to myself a little bit. I mean, like,
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because I would say, like, improv classes are weird. Have
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you ever taken one?
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I kind of did in college, but that wasn't even
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a fucking thing.
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Yeah. So, like, I took– a lot, especially when I
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was like, like 18, 19. And there's always like a
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businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office.
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And then there's like 12 true lunatics who are just
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like the psychotic aunt who's just like, they say I'm funny.
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And you're like, oh my God, lady. And then there's
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like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing
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later on in life. Like I know like, Like Eric
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Andre was in an improv class of mine back in
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the day. And then all the workaholics guys and Jillian Bell,
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who was on workaholics, I knew from improv classes and stuff.
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So you can find little diamonds in the rough. There's
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on the periphery. You're like, I want to stay away
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from that person. That person's insane.
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Yeah.
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There's always like a few people that you can tell.
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aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how
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to make this into a profession.
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So you come up with the show and it's fucking
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hilarious and, is there ever a point i'm thinking of
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like you guys then are friends and you're filming as
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friends was there ever a point in like a joke
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or a scare or something happening where you guys took
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it too far and like you couldn't air.
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It no there was never like we couldn't air it
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comedy central especially back then was like really uh really
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cool and open and down. I feel like we might
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not be able to get away with everything. Cause things
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are a little touchier now. Like we did one bit
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where Carl, the drug dealer, um, was sick of his
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penis and he wanted to remove it because it gets
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him in all the trouble in his life. And they
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were really worried about us being like transphobic or something.
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And we're like, well, it's not about that. He just
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doesn't want to have his penis. And that was like
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a real battle that we had for a while. But
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we ended up winning and the show was very funny.
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We did another episode where we go to our neighbor's
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house and they're having a pride party. And we think
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it's pride fighting, like UFC, like pride fighting. But they're
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a group of gay men having a pride party. And
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we go there and then we get blackout drunk and
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we pass out and we wake up in their bed.
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And I wake up and I think I have jizz
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on my face. And I'm like, oh, my God, I
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think we fucked each other. And then the two gay
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guys are like, you guys were really you guys were
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going at each other. You guys were fucking each other
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a lot last night. And so we go through that
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entire episode and we like a reeling with this. And
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then at the end of the day, we're like, I'm
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glad if I were to fuck a man, it was you.
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And we're together and we're like and we're together. And
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then we go back to that to him and we're
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like wearing rainbow shirts now and we're like. We're out
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and we're proud. We fuck each other now. And the
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guy's like, oh, we were kidding with you. It was
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toothpaste we put on your face. And we're like, was it?
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I wonder why my jizz was minty fresh. And then
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we were like, that's pushing the envelope, you know? But
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we like were up for a GLAAD award. They like
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loved the episode.
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With like the bro culture in the show, I personally
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find it very funny of how you guys like take
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it right to the edge in moments. And I do
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think that's hard to do though.
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The hardest part was like, it's sort of based on
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our actual personalities, like our characters. And then there's, it's
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just taken to 12, you know? So every once in
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a while, it'd be like, Durs is pitching a, uh,
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a joke and you're like, well, Adam, uh, is a
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fucking idiot. And like, also like egotistical and, but also
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kind of a bitch. So I think he would say,
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and I'm like, yeah, well, Anders has a stick up
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his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else.
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And the character though, The character.
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Did you guys get in a lot of fights or no?
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No, not really. I mean, we're brothers, I feel.
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It's the brother fights.
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Yeah, we get in fights, but at the end of
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the day, you're like, all right, should we go get
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milkshakes or whatever fat kid thing we're about to go do?
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Yes. You basically booked Pitch Perfect around the time that
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you were filming Workaholics, right?
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That's right, yeah.
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What was the audition process like for Pitch Perfect? Where
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were you at in your life? Like how did it
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all come to be?
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I was shooting the second season of Workaholics and like
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Workaholics had just come out and like it kind of
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clicked right away when it came out. And I was like,
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I don't want to do an acapella. Well, at first
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I didn't know. And I thought it was a baseball movie.
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They sent me the sides and it's Pitch Perfect. And
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00:23:19.930 --> 00:23:22.900
I was like, you know, I don't, have time to
493
00:23:22.940 --> 00:23:26.299
go audition right now. Like I'm doing my show and
494
00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.950
it was really precious about workaholics and they're like, just go.
495
00:23:30.009 --> 00:23:32.250
The producers like you just go. So I went on
496
00:23:32.329 --> 00:23:35.150
my lunch break from workaholics and like went down and
497
00:23:35.210 --> 00:23:38.690
auditioned and I thought it was a baseball movie and
498
00:23:38.710 --> 00:23:43.000
I see all these hot ass dudes singing and I'm like,
499
00:23:43.380 --> 00:23:46.500
you're not going to get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy.
500
00:23:46.519 --> 00:23:46.779
You know?
501
00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:49.200
And then I go in and it turns out it's
502
00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:52.740
not a baseball
movie at all. And then I'm quickly
503
00:23:52.980 --> 00:23:55.279
learning the sides, and I'm like, oh, shit, this isn't
504
00:23:55.299 --> 00:23:57.160
baseball at all. And I go in, and I do
505
00:23:57.180 --> 00:24:00.049
the audition, and they ask me what song I prepared.
506
00:24:00.190 --> 00:24:02.630
And I didn't prepare a song, so I'm like, I
507
00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:05.069
didn't prepare a song. Take it or leave it. And
508
00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:07.410
they're like, leave it. Well, you have to sing. It's
509
00:24:07.490 --> 00:24:09.410
a singing movie. And I'm like, fuck. And so I
510
00:24:09.470 --> 00:24:12.869
sing whatever pops into your head. And the first song,
511
00:24:12.930 --> 00:24:16.480
swear to God, that popped into my head was Whatever
512
00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:22.220
Happened to Predictability? the milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV,
513
00:24:23.099 --> 00:24:27.720
which is the full house theme song. And they're like, well,
514
00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:30.539
they loved it. And I left and my agent calls.
515
00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:32.039
I was like, what do you think? And I'm like,
516
00:24:32.460 --> 00:24:35.009
I don't know. I morphed into like an 80 year
517
00:24:35.089 --> 00:24:38.400
old jazz singer. Like, I don't think I'm going to
518
00:24:38.829 --> 00:24:40.670
get the, I'm not, cause we have to sing like
519
00:24:40.750 --> 00:24:43.289
Rihanna and shit. I'm like, I didn't prove that I
520
00:24:43.309 --> 00:24:46.089
can sing. And then like, Oh, well get them next time.
521
00:24:46.109 --> 00:24:46.650
And then I got it.
522
00:24:46.890 --> 00:24:50.910
The fact that, In a moment of like kind of crisis,
523
00:24:51.369 --> 00:24:53.390
the first thing that popped to your fucking head was
524
00:24:53.690 --> 00:24:54.269
full house.
525
00:24:54.549 --> 00:24:54.829
Go.
526
00:24:54.849 --> 00:24:55.569
Yeah.
527
00:24:55.609 --> 00:24:57.450
It was just like, they're just like sinks to whatever
528
00:24:57.509 --> 00:24:58.410
popped into your head.
529
00:24:58.450 --> 00:25:04.400
And I'm like, I will say though, that was like
530
00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:05.599
very accurate.
531
00:25:06.019 --> 00:25:06.279
Yeah.
532
00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:07.960
I do a good, I do a good, whatever that
533
00:25:08.019 --> 00:25:10.660
guy's name is. Whoever that man is.
534
00:25:11.180 --> 00:25:12.369
Wow. Okay.
535
00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:13.869
So that's also great that you thought it was a
536
00:25:13.890 --> 00:25:14.670
baseball movie.
537
00:25:14.869 --> 00:25:15.289
I did. Yeah.
538
00:25:15.670 --> 00:25:19.130
We're learning that I don't really read my emails. Yeah.
539
00:25:19.369 --> 00:25:23.410
I sort of just read the headline and go, got it.
540
00:25:23.670 --> 00:25:27.230
I think it goes to my sort of mantra of
541
00:25:27.690 --> 00:25:30.809
nothing matters and it's fine. Yeah.
542
00:25:30.869 --> 00:25:33.750
Everyone that's going to get a job, don't prepare. Just
543
00:25:33.809 --> 00:25:35.450
like go wing it.
544
00:25:36.430 --> 00:25:38.109
I've never prepared a day in my life.
545
00:25:39.049 --> 00:25:40.769
And look where the fuck you are, Adam.
546
00:25:40.910 --> 00:25:43.029
And I'm wearing a suede jacket.
547
00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:47.339
You know what's fucking crazy, though? It looks great.
548
00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:48.079
Yeah, I think it's weird.
549
00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:52.059
Did you know that you were passionate about singing and
550
00:25:52.140 --> 00:25:53.509
acapella before Pitch Perfect?
551
00:25:53.609 --> 00:25:57.890
I'm not. I'm not passionate about singing or acapella.
552
00:25:59.710 --> 00:25:59.970
No.
553
00:26:00.549 --> 00:26:05.210
I still don't consider myself a singer. I'm just good
554
00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:06.470
at it. I can just do it.
555
00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:07.299
Got it.
556
00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:12.539
You know how some people... are just, can just like,
557
00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.200
they're just naturally a good dancer. They, like, I can
558
00:26:16.220 --> 00:26:19.180
just sing. Which, by the way, was so funny. I've
559
00:26:19.220 --> 00:26:21.769
always known I could sing. I've had like choir teachers
560
00:26:21.829 --> 00:26:24.109
in high school be like, you should join the swing choir.
561
00:26:24.130 --> 00:26:27.930
And I'm like, I want girls to like me. I'm like, no,
562
00:26:27.970 --> 00:26:33.549
thank you. And I called my dad when I booked
563
00:26:33.630 --> 00:26:36.450
Pitch Perfect. I'm like, dad, I booked this like studio movie.
564
00:26:36.549 --> 00:26:39.569
Universal's making it. And he's like, oh my God. Yeah, man.
565
00:26:39.589 --> 00:26:40.490
Nice.
566
00:26:41.289 --> 00:26:43.690
So what is it? And I go, it's called Pitch Perfect.
567
00:26:43.710 --> 00:26:46.059
He's like, baseball movie, cool. And I'm like, not a
568
00:26:46.079 --> 00:26:50.539
baseball movie. It's a singing acapella movie. And he goes,
569
00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:54.799
but you can't sing worth shit. And I go, yeah,
570
00:26:54.819 --> 00:26:58.849
I can sing. I'm a pretty good singer. And he goes, bullshit.
571
00:26:59.390 --> 00:27:01.210
And I'm like, all right, well, I'm doing this movie.
572
00:27:01.269 --> 00:27:03.109
And he goes, I'd find a way to get out
573
00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:06.170
of that one. And I'm like, I'm doing it. I'm
574
00:27:06.190 --> 00:27:06.660
going to do it.
575
00:27:07.009 --> 00:27:09.500
Okay, note to self, never listen to dad. That's also
576
00:27:09.539 --> 00:27:11.599
very interesting that you knew that you were good at singing,
577
00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:14.279
but you're not like singing around the house to your wife.
578
00:27:14.660 --> 00:27:14.839
No.
579
00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:18.500
Okay, but what would be your go-to karaoke song, Full House?
580
00:27:18.579 --> 00:27:20.259
I don't like karaoke, really.
581
00:27:21.299 --> 00:27:21.619
Really?
582
00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:24.750
Because I'm like, what I do for work is perform.
583
00:27:25.170 --> 00:27:28.369
So then when I'm not working, I don't want to
584
00:27:28.470 --> 00:27:29.410
then go work.
585
00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:30.029
Okay.
586
00:27:30.369 --> 00:27:33.410
That to me is what that is. Now, sometimes it'll
587
00:27:33.450 --> 00:27:36.619
be like, 3 a.m. and we're at someone's house and
588
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.650
they bust out a karaoke machine, I'll get up there
589
00:27:39.710 --> 00:27:42.349
and try to sing Don't Stop Believin' or some bullshit. But, like,
590
00:27:42.890 --> 00:27:45.230
I'm not gonna just... You're not gonna do it. Yeah.
591
00:27:45.250 --> 00:27:46.450
But you are here to perform today.
592
00:27:46.950 --> 00:27:50.160
I won't do it. This is work. Okay, great. You're
593
00:27:50.180 --> 00:27:52.789
paying me in... What the fuck, Alex?
594
00:27:52.809 --> 00:27:53.609
No, there's more in there.
595
00:27:53.630 --> 00:27:54.069
Okay, there is.
596
00:27:54.150 --> 00:27:54.369
Okay, good.
597
00:27:54.390 --> 00:27:55.029
There's more in there.
598
00:27:55.069 --> 00:27:55.609
Just keep pouring.
599
00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:56.009
Keep it flowing.
600
00:27:56.109 --> 00:27:58.549
Okay, so last month, because I was going to say this,
601
00:27:58.670 --> 00:28:00.529
and you know what? You can deny me, but I'm
602
00:28:00.589 --> 00:28:03.069
just going to say it anyways. Last month, or two
603
00:28:03.109 --> 00:28:05.269
months ago, we had John Mayer on, and he did
604
00:28:05.289 --> 00:28:06.910
kind of like a Christmas song, right?
605
00:28:06.930 --> 00:28:07.009
Okay.
606
00:28:07.450 --> 00:28:10.349
Giving us a little Christmas cheer. So I was wondering
607
00:28:10.930 --> 00:28:13.609
if you would be interested in auditioning for the Call
608
00:28:13.650 --> 00:28:18.839
Her Daddy 4th of July song episode.
609
00:28:18.859 --> 00:28:20.160
All right, here we go.
610
00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:20.619
Okay.
611
00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:21.440
Silence. Silence.
612
00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:23.509
Quiet on set.
613
00:28:25.690 --> 00:28:31.009
Proud to be an American cause at least I know
614
00:28:31.190 --> 00:28:36.390
I'm free. Won't you want to stand up next to
615
00:28:36.490 --> 00:28:38.819
you in red, white.
616
00:28:38.940 --> 00:28:39.880
And blue?
617
00:28:40.619 --> 00:28:46.839
Grilling burgers on the grill. A bush light for me
618
00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:53.329
and you. Which essentially is Americana.
619
00:28:53.390 --> 00:28:53.910
Yeah.
620
00:28:53.930 --> 00:29:00.980
I really love that. Monster trucks, golden retrievers, lifted trucks.
621
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:03.220
A lot of trucks. A lot of trucks. Should have
622
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:03.839
stopped earlier.
623
00:29:04.220 --> 00:29:06.880
That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job.
624
00:29:07.809 --> 00:29:09.349
I think I was the only one to audition for it.
625
00:29:25.930 --> 00:29:26.529
It's here.
626
00:29:26.990 --> 00:29:31.950
Heineken Greenlight. October Bank Holiday Weekend Galway. Big acts.
627
00:29:32.450 --> 00:29:33.299
Intimate venues.
628
00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:39.180
Friday, October 23rd at Joshua Dayhen at Monroe's. Saturday, October
629
00:29:39.220 --> 00:29:32.789
24th Tickets at HeinekenGreenlight.ie Get the facts if you drink aware.
630
00:29:32.849 --> 00:30:00.230
Visit drinkaware.ie I'm going to go through a list of
631
00:30:00.329 --> 00:30:02.829
some like random topics that are happening in the world
632
00:30:02.890 --> 00:30:03.289
right now.
633
00:30:03.390 --> 00:30:03.670
Okay.
634
00:30:03.690 --> 00:30:04.930
And I want your take on them.
635
00:30:05.750 --> 00:30:06.190
Okay.
636
00:30:06.309 --> 00:30:06.549
Yes.
637
00:30:06.869 --> 00:30:11.369
Okay. Number one, telling your friend that you don't like
638
00:30:11.390 --> 00:30:11.930
their partner.
639
00:30:12.710 --> 00:30:14.089
Don't do it. Okay.
640
00:30:14.309 --> 00:30:14.509
Yeah.
641
00:30:14.549 --> 00:30:17.470
Don't just don't do it. You might lose your friend forever,
642
00:30:18.069 --> 00:30:21.890
but what they're going to do is I've done this
643
00:30:21.930 --> 00:30:26.099
before where they like left their partner and you're like,
644
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:30.730
thank God. Ah, she sucked, dude. And then they get
645
00:30:30.769 --> 00:30:33.170
back together and then they get married and you're like.
646
00:30:33.190 --> 00:30:36.410
I was kidding.
647
00:30:36.430 --> 00:30:41.109
Dude, I'm a comedian.
648
00:30:42.210 --> 00:30:42.609
What?
649
00:30:43.789 --> 00:30:45.349
Never invited over to their house.
650
00:30:45.430 --> 00:30:47.900
What do you think about BDE?
651
00:30:47.920 --> 00:30:55.740
I have MDE. Medium dick energy. A big dick?
652
00:30:56.170 --> 00:30:56.490
Too much.
653
00:30:56.509 --> 00:30:57.269
That seems too much.
654
00:30:57.509 --> 00:30:59.390
It's a little too much to handle. It's a lot
655
00:30:59.410 --> 00:31:01.250
on the plate. You have to schedule it. You've got
656
00:31:01.269 --> 00:31:01.710
to think about it.
657
00:31:01.730 --> 00:31:04.150
I feel like I'm working with my MDE, so that's
658
00:31:04.190 --> 00:31:08.990
what I'm really pushing. I'm selling it. I'm like a telemarketer.
659
00:31:09.009 --> 00:31:13.109
I think that's the title of this episode. Adam Devine.
660
00:31:13.549 --> 00:31:13.849
MDE.
661
00:31:14.210 --> 00:31:14.750
MDE.
662
00:31:14.769 --> 00:31:15.450
Yeah.
663
00:31:16.089 --> 00:31:18.410
I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead?
664
00:31:19.630 --> 00:31:24.630
Did not done enough in my life. It's not done enough.
665
00:31:25.849 --> 00:31:26.730
You would like that?
666
00:31:27.670 --> 00:31:30.589
I mean, no. The older I get, the more I'm like,
667
00:31:31.309 --> 00:31:34.190
and then where are we cleaning up?
668
00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:36.019
It's more for the thrill of it.
669
00:31:36.390 --> 00:31:40.279
Yeah. As I've gotten older,
it's less appealing, but every
670
00:31:40.500 --> 00:31:41.599
once in a great while.
671
00:31:42.420 --> 00:31:43.299
It could be a fun thrill.
672
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:44.099
Spice it up.
673
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.359
Yeah. What's your take on Pete Davidson?
674
00:31:47.380 --> 00:31:52.579
I love Pete. I know Pete. Okay. I had him
675
00:31:53.460 --> 00:31:55.839
on Adam Devine's House Party, which was a stand-up show
676
00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:58.380
I did for Comedy Central. And we had him season one.
677
00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:02.339
He was 19. And I'm like, this kid must have
678
00:32:02.380 --> 00:32:07.240
a huge cock. Just something about him. He's wiry. Those long,
679
00:32:07.299 --> 00:32:12.049
wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang. And then
680
00:32:12.089 --> 00:32:15.450
that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set. Like,
681
00:32:15.490 --> 00:32:17.210
we're all staring at this young boy.
682
00:32:17.329 --> 00:32:17.569
Right.
683
00:32:19.470 --> 00:32:22.000
Gauging the size of his Johnson.
684
00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:25.000
How do you feel about talking to your Uber drivers?
685
00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:30.660
It's a slippery slope. I've had a Uber driver who
686
00:32:30.740 --> 00:32:35.670
realized who I was and drove me to their house
687
00:32:36.849 --> 00:32:38.269
because it was on the way to my house. I'm
688
00:32:38.309 --> 00:32:40.190
not really knowing where we're going because I'm in a
689
00:32:40.250 --> 00:32:42.269
new city. It was a house that I rented. So
690
00:32:42.289 --> 00:32:43.650
I'm like kind of zoned out in the back and
691
00:32:43.690 --> 00:32:48.650
we pull up and her family comes out. And I'm like,
692
00:32:48.809 --> 00:32:50.809
where are we? I look up from my phone and
693
00:32:50.849 --> 00:32:53.569
she's just like, you don't mind, do you? And I'm like,
694
00:32:55.380 --> 00:32:59.200
you can't say yes because you're stuck there at their
695
00:32:59.220 --> 00:33:02.319
house now. So you're like, no. So then I get
696
00:33:02.380 --> 00:33:05.319
out of the car, a photo op, one of their
697
00:33:05.380 --> 00:33:09.359
neighbors comes over. I take photos with them and their family.
698
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:12.099
And then I get back in the car and she
699
00:33:12.140 --> 00:33:14.099
takes me to my house now. And then when we
700
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.839
pull up, she goes, hmm, so this is where you live.
701
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:21.119
So it could really turn sideways on you. Yeah.
702
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:22.900
Were you terrified to sleep that night?
703
00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:28.680
It was weird because her husband was like, he was
704
00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:32.359
giving like meth head energy. He was like, yeah, man.
705
00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:35.380
Oh yeah. And so I'm like, that's a lot. I
706
00:33:35.420 --> 00:33:35.799
don't know.
707
00:33:35.819 --> 00:33:36.640
A little too much.
708
00:33:36.740 --> 00:33:40.390
Yeah. I was like covering up my watch. I'm like, no.
709
00:33:41.329 --> 00:33:42.630
She's like, sure. It's a nice house.
710
00:33:42.670 --> 00:33:44.410
You're renting any valuables in there.
711
00:33:47.109 --> 00:33:48.130
No, no value of us here.
712
00:33:48.730 --> 00:33:50.640
You're like, I'm only here for actually a couple hours.
713
00:33:50.740 --> 00:33:51.779
I'm moving locations.
714
00:33:51.819 --> 00:33:55.099
Yeah, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment.
715
00:33:55.319 --> 00:33:57.420
Holy, that's a fucking weird one.
716
00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:57.759
Yeah.
717
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:02.460
Okay, what do you think about the band Maroon 5?
718
00:34:02.460 --> 00:34:03.539
Fuck you, Adam Levine.
719
00:34:05.380 --> 00:34:07.569
But you have to at least admit that one song
720
00:34:07.609 --> 00:34:10.389
slaps of like, she will be loved.
721
00:34:10.690 --> 00:34:14.210
No, keep going. No, no, you're good. This is good.
722
00:34:14.309 --> 00:34:15.010
I can't sing.
723
00:34:15.050 --> 00:34:17.210
You'll be loved.
724
00:34:18.090 --> 00:34:18.690
It's a banger.
725
00:34:19.190 --> 00:34:22.650
Yeah, that one. Is that theirs? Yeah. Then yeah.
726
00:34:22.750 --> 00:34:23.130
I think.
727
00:34:23.269 --> 00:34:25.079
Then yeah. I mean, the guy's really talented.
728
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.440
At many things. How do you feel about sex on
729
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:30.280
the first date?
730
00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:39.650
A must. A must. You have to do it. Right. Yeah.
731
00:34:39.670 --> 00:34:42.690
It's like, it's like opening the door for someone. You're like,
732
00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:45.159
you have to see like, are they polite? Are they
733
00:34:45.179 --> 00:34:48.320
good in bed? You have to check it out. Yeah.
734
00:34:48.420 --> 00:34:51.679
I really appreciate that take. That's a unique one. I
735
00:34:51.699 --> 00:34:53.199
don't know if we've ever had someone say that on
736
00:34:53.219 --> 00:34:54.170
Call Her Daddy before.
737
00:34:54.630 --> 00:34:55.889
I'm here for first.
738
00:34:55.969 --> 00:34:57.269
I can already see the headline.
739
00:34:57.500 --> 00:34:57.699
Yeah.
740
00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:01.300
Adam divine says sex on the first date is a must.
741
00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:02.679
It's like opening the door.
742
00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:06.980
Yeah. Rape question mark. Is he, it gets really good
743
00:35:07.019 --> 00:35:10.760
spin out of control. What the Adam, what did you say?
744
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:13.960
My publicist just calls me shaking. I don't know.
745
00:35:14.260 --> 00:35:16.940
I love that you showed up alone here. Yeah.
746
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:17.860
What am I going to do?
747
00:35:18.099 --> 00:35:18.280
Yeah.
748
00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:21.460
Show up with, well, you know what? I worked at the, uh,
749
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:23.139
improv comedy club when I was like.
750
00:35:22.980 --> 00:35:24.050
20 to like 22.
751
00:35:24.050 --> 00:35:29.070
Yeah. And, uh, All the coolest guys showed up alone.
752
00:35:29.090 --> 00:35:33.179
I love that. The really famous guys, and they'd show
753
00:35:33.219 --> 00:35:36.360
up with a gang of people. They were less cool.
754
00:35:36.500 --> 00:35:39.920
But Chris Rock, who's one of the most famous comedians,
755
00:35:40.260 --> 00:35:42.840
would show up just by himself. And I was like,
756
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:46.710
that's how I... Someday, I'll be like that.
757
00:35:47.869 --> 00:35:49.690
Okay, this is Call Her Daddy, Adam, so we have
758
00:35:49.710 --> 00:35:51.429
to talk about your dating life.
759
00:35:51.449 --> 00:35:52.369
We have to call our fathers.
760
00:35:52.550 --> 00:35:52.769
Okay.
761
00:35:53.170 --> 00:35:53.269
Okay.
762
00:35:53.289 --> 00:35:53.469
Okay.
763
00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:56.639
Once you moved to Los Angeles, how was the dating
764
00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:58.840
scene here for you before you got famous?
765
00:36:00.010 --> 00:36:03.409
I didn't, well, I really, I started doing standup and
766
00:36:03.469 --> 00:36:07.809
comedy when I was 18 and I'm convinced I wouldn't
767
00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:11.909
have ever gotten a date or laid or anything if
768
00:36:11.969 --> 00:36:16.300
it wasn't for comedy. Just cause I'm not, I never
769
00:36:16.340 --> 00:36:17.880
was like the type of guy to be up and
770
00:36:17.940 --> 00:36:20.260
like lick my lips and do a squinty eye thing
771
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:24.059
and like do this a lot. Which all my guy
772
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:26.699
friends who are really good at being like, yo, what's up?
773
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:29.809
What you guys doing over here? That are morphing to
774
00:36:29.849 --> 00:36:33.389
that person. It was working for them. I can do
775
00:36:33.409 --> 00:36:36.130
an impression of me doing that. It was a great impression.
776
00:36:36.150 --> 00:36:37.150
But then as soon as I have to talk to
777
00:36:37.190 --> 00:36:40.349
them normally, they're like, there's a different guy in there.
778
00:36:40.489 --> 00:36:43.789
It's not the cool, squinty, licking lips guy. Right, right, right.
779
00:36:43.809 --> 00:36:45.150
That was actually a great impression.
780
00:36:45.670 --> 00:36:45.949
Thanks.
781
00:36:46.010 --> 00:36:47.949
I think it was better than I've ever seen the
782
00:36:48.030 --> 00:36:48.949
actual originals.
783
00:36:49.630 --> 00:36:51.610
Oh, yeah. But have you seen those TikTok kids with
784
00:36:51.630 --> 00:36:52.250
the swoopy hair?
785
00:36:52.269 --> 00:36:52.530
Oh, totally.
786
00:36:52.630 --> 00:36:53.230
When they go like.
787
00:36:56.070 --> 00:36:57.710
How do you feel about boys dancing?
788
00:37:00.570 --> 00:37:02.190
I don't know. And then the swoop of the hair.
789
00:37:02.210 --> 00:37:05.510
How do you feel?
790
00:37:06.090 --> 00:37:08.820
It's weird. It's like a totally different thing because like
791
00:37:09.300 --> 00:37:12.880
that wouldn't have like maybe times are better or definitely
792
00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:16.000
times are weirder. Like because when I was in high school,
793
00:37:16.380 --> 00:37:19.820
that wouldn't have flown even a little bit. Like you
794
00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:23.309
had to keep, you couldn't be doing that shirtless with
795
00:37:23.369 --> 00:37:27.570
a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not
796
00:37:27.670 --> 00:37:31.550
getting like major backlash from that. So like kind of
797
00:37:31.570 --> 00:37:36.269
cool that kids are so comfortable being like super cringy
798
00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:40.019
and weird on the internet that it's, but for sure
799
00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:41.360
they're going to look back at that in like four
800
00:37:41.380 --> 00:37:44.179
years and be like, Oh Jesus Christ, I'm trying to
801
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:46.579
like get a job now and they're like future employer
802
00:37:46.619 --> 00:37:49.699
looks and They're like, oh, you're the squinty eyed, licking lip,
803
00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:54.440
elbows out, doing weird dance, TikTok dance kid. You're hired.
804
00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.900
You're a genius. My God, you're plugged in.
805
00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:01.460
I agree with you. I don't think that, I think
806
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:04.500
I would have found that like so unattractive if a
807
00:38:04.539 --> 00:38:06.139
guy at my school was doing that.
808
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:06.519
Yeah.
809
00:38:06.699 --> 00:38:07.000
But.
810
00:38:07.260 --> 00:38:09.719
But you're not 16 now. I'm not. So maybe if
811
00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.030
you were 16 now, you'd be like, oh my God,
812
00:38:12.590 --> 00:38:16.010
Caleb and Skylar and Chanston.
813
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:18.139
Chanston?
814
00:38:18.199 --> 00:38:18.440
Yep.
815
00:38:18.579 --> 00:38:19.840
Is that a Nebraska name?
816
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:21.639
No, it has to be a name of some kid now.
817
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:23.960
You know someone made that poor choice and made their
818
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:27.019
kid Chance, and then we're like, and it's not original enough,
819
00:38:27.659 --> 00:38:28.489
add a tin to it.
820
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:29.199
Chanston.
821
00:38:29.260 --> 00:38:34.239
Chanston. Hey, all the Chanstons listening, you know those are
822
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:36.969
like a dozen Chanstons that are listening right now like,
823
00:38:37.150 --> 00:38:41.210
oh shit, they're talking about me. With their tiny little
824
00:38:41.250 --> 00:38:45.849
butthole mouths. Oh my God, what? You're talking about me
825
00:38:45.909 --> 00:38:50.690
on Call Her Daddy. What the fuck is this? You've
826
00:38:50.730 --> 00:38:53.369
seen those TikTok dances, right? Where they're like... Is that
827
00:38:53.429 --> 00:38:54.650
the move? Yeah.
828
00:38:55.550 --> 00:38:56.829
Are you on TikTok a lot?
829
00:38:57.289 --> 00:39:01.179
No. I've only... I only see... Well, by the way,
830
00:39:01.260 --> 00:39:02.780
I feel like I'm not on it
enough for the
831
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.960
algorithm to know me. So I've been on it like
832
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:09.219
two or three times. And every time I'm like... It's
833
00:39:09.260 --> 00:39:13.679
too much. But I want to... Because my Instagram algorithm
834
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:14.800
is embarrassing.
835
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:15.300
What is it?
836
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.219
It's just, like, my wife is like, Jesus Christ, when
837
00:39:18.260 --> 00:39:24.969
she sees my, like, page. It's just, like, swollen beefcake dudes. What?
838
00:39:25.090 --> 00:39:28.389
Just from, like, working out tips. So, like, I look at, so, like,
839
00:39:28.409 --> 00:39:32.039
this is, like, I steal workouts. from like these beefy
840
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:34.760
hunky dudes right uh because I'm like oh it would
841
00:39:34.780 --> 00:39:37.480
be kind of cool to look sort of like that Uh.
842
00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:40.670
You're the dream though, Adam, because most girls are like
843
00:39:40.710 --> 00:39:43.150
taking the guy's phone and be like, there's like hot
844
00:39:43.190 --> 00:39:45.849
girls with bikinis. Your wife is like, Adam, again, like
845
00:39:45.889 --> 00:39:48.409
you're looking at this guy and he's like so buff.
846
00:39:48.469 --> 00:39:48.590
Yeah.
847
00:39:48.630 --> 00:39:50.929
But then she has like nightmares that I'm like secretly
848
00:39:50.969 --> 00:39:54.070
a gay man. So like there is a downside to
849
00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:58.800
me looking at oiled up men on Instagram.
850
00:39:58.820 --> 00:39:58.940
Right.
851
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.099
Like it could be slightly questionable.
852
00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:01.400
Yeah.
853
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:01.840
Yeah.
854
00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:04.659
But then you have the MDE. So she's like, actually
855
00:40:04.699 --> 00:40:05.119
we're good. Yeah.
856
00:40:05.139 --> 00:40:05.820
She's fine. She's fine.
857
00:40:22.329 --> 00:40:25.449
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864
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865
00:40:48.289 --> 00:40:50.409
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866
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867
00:40:54.730 --> 00:41:03.789
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868
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Irish Independent.
870
00:41:13.289 --> 00:41:16.440
Your wife is stunning. How did you guys meet and
871
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:17.440
how did you ask her out?
872
00:41:18.219 --> 00:41:20.500
We met on a plane. We met on an airplane.
873
00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:22.909
We sat next to each other. The only way I
874
00:41:22.949 --> 00:41:27.289
can meet a beautiful woman like my wife would be
875
00:41:27.309 --> 00:41:29.610
she has to sit next to me for four hours.
876
00:41:29.630 --> 00:41:33.590
That's good. Yeah. And I didn't have to lick my
877
00:41:33.630 --> 00:41:38.030
lips even once. No, we were flying to New Orleans.
878
00:41:38.130 --> 00:41:41.489
And like we've stated earlier, I don't read emails. So
879
00:41:41.670 --> 00:41:44.929
I didn't know that we were in the same movie.
880
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:49.920
And so we were sitting next to each other. She
881
00:41:49.980 --> 00:41:52.690
recognizes me. I don't know her. I just think she's
882
00:41:52.710 --> 00:41:55.150
a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I have a
883
00:41:55.170 --> 00:41:58.690
girlfriend at the time. I'm actively not trying to talk
884
00:41:58.710 --> 00:42:01.690
to this girl. I'm like, so she's keeps chatting on me.
885
00:42:01.710 --> 00:42:05.150
And I'm like, God, am I hot as shit today?
886
00:42:05.349 --> 00:42:09.010
Like what is happening? Like, why is she all into me?
887
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:12.599
And I'm like, Oh God, man. And so I play
888
00:42:12.900 --> 00:42:17.760
fruit Ninja on my iPad for four hours straight. My
889
00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:22.780
hands hurt. From just swiping, doing combos with fruit. And
890
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:26.059
she was like, oh, this guy. And then we landed.
891
00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:29.010
And then I see the guy with the sign with
892
00:42:29.050 --> 00:42:32.530
your name on it, the driver at baggage claim. And
893
00:42:32.630 --> 00:42:36.050
she has one too. And then my friend, Nina Dobrev,
894
00:42:36.170 --> 00:42:38.809
who's also in the movie, who I know her. And
895
00:42:39.449 --> 00:42:41.349
she had a sign. And I'm like, oh, we're all
896
00:42:41.369 --> 00:42:46.090
in this movie together? And Chloe Bridges, my wife, was like, yeah.
897
00:42:46.260 --> 00:42:48.039
What did you think? And I'm like, I'm so sorry.
898
00:42:48.059 --> 00:42:50.849
I had no idea. And I felt embarrassed. I'm like,
899
00:42:50.889 --> 00:42:53.570
let's all just ride in the same car together and
900
00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:56.349
get to know each other going to Baton Rouge. Cause
901
00:42:56.369 --> 00:42:58.730
we were shooting in Baton Rouge and it's like a
902
00:42:58.710 --> 00:43:02.090
45 minute drive from new Orleans. And we go and
903
00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:04.960
Chloe's from new Orleans and she goes, let's get drive
904
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.940
through daiquiris, which is a thing there. Oh my God.
905
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:10.519
I
need to go there. Yeah. It's the best. And, uh,
906
00:43:11.340 --> 00:43:14.320
we went through and like Nina to her credit was
907
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:15.949
like playing it cool. It was like, I'll take a
908
00:43:16.010 --> 00:43:19.010
couple of little sample sizes. See, see what I like,
909
00:43:19.050 --> 00:43:21.269
you know? And so she has like a few little
910
00:43:21.369 --> 00:43:24.250
ones that she's sipping. And then Chloe goes, I'll take
911
00:43:24.550 --> 00:43:31.719
the 38 ounce party starter. And I'm like, I'm like,
912
00:43:32.050 --> 00:43:35.480
I love this girl. Uh, yeah.
913
00:43:35.940 --> 00:43:38.039
We, and so then when did you break up with
914
00:43:38.139 --> 00:43:39.340
that past girlfriend?
915
00:43:39.559 --> 00:43:42.719
A few weeks later. And then, and then we started
916
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.039
to date, but I hadn't been single in like years.
917
00:43:45.500 --> 00:43:48.500
So then I like, was single for a while and
918
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:50.820
felt like I had to be single. And then after
919
00:43:50.860 --> 00:43:54.119
like however many months, six months or something, Chloe was like,
920
00:43:55.139 --> 00:43:56.940
you either have to call me your girlfriend or we
921
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:59.449
have to stop doing this. And I'm like, okay. And
922
00:43:59.469 --> 00:44:00.050
you're my girlfriend.
923
00:44:00.070 --> 00:44:00.570
Okay.
924
00:44:01.730 --> 00:44:03.829
You're like, I knew when you got that drink in
925
00:44:03.849 --> 00:44:05.349
the car, it was over for me.
926
00:44:05.369 --> 00:44:06.750
I got the party starter.
927
00:44:07.469 --> 00:44:08.409
What a legend.
928
00:44:08.510 --> 00:44:08.849
Yeah.
929
00:44:09.110 --> 00:44:11.360
When you guys moved in together, did you have to
930
00:44:11.519 --> 00:44:13.960
kick any like gross habits that you had?
931
00:44:14.269 --> 00:44:16.730
There was some weird conversations because I was given a
932
00:44:16.769 --> 00:44:18.869
lot of stuff from workaholics.
933
00:44:19.210 --> 00:44:19.440
Got it.
934
00:44:19.469 --> 00:44:21.829
Like that people would just send. I'm sure you get
935
00:44:21.889 --> 00:44:23.150
stuff sent to you all the time.
936
00:44:23.409 --> 00:44:23.570
Right.
937
00:44:23.650 --> 00:44:30.929
And so like weird stuff. So like Fleshlight, it's like
938
00:44:31.010 --> 00:44:34.980
molded after like porn stars' vaginas or whatever, sent me
939
00:44:34.980 --> 00:44:37.889
25 of them. So, I didn't know what to do
940
00:44:37.929 --> 00:44:39.809
with them. So, for a while, I was, like, giving
941
00:44:39.829 --> 00:44:42.429
them away as, like, kind of gag gifts. But then I, like, gave, like,
942
00:44:42.449 --> 00:44:44.449
two or three away. And then, like, I was, like,
943
00:44:44.469 --> 00:44:47.230
I don't want to be known as the fleshlight guy
944
00:44:47.329 --> 00:44:50.469
who just has, like, a treasure trove of these. So,
945
00:44:50.510 --> 00:44:52.579
then
I just stuck it in a closet. But, like,
946
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:57.260
they're all insane fleshlights. They're, like, alien fleshlights.
947
00:44:57.800 --> 00:44:58.059
What?
948
00:44:58.099 --> 00:45:01.239
Yeah, like, alien vaginas. What does that look like? And, like,
949
00:45:01.300 --> 00:45:02.480
monster pussies.
950
00:45:02.500 --> 00:45:02.619
What?
951
00:45:03.590 --> 00:45:07.090
The weirdest things. So I, I, it's in my closet
952
00:45:07.369 --> 00:45:08.829
and I came home one day and she was like
953
00:45:08.869 --> 00:45:11.489
kind of being weird and I'm like, what's up? And
954
00:45:11.530 --> 00:45:14.519
she's like, uh, I think I have to talk to you.
955
00:45:14.539 --> 00:45:18.340
I'm like, wait, what's going on? And she's like, what's,
956
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.059
do you have like a thing for aliens? And I'm like, what?
957
00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:26.139
And she's like, do you, like, are you into monsters?
958
00:45:26.380 --> 00:45:28.159
And I'm like, what are you talking, you're weirding me
959
00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:31.159
out right now. And then she pulled out like 15
960
00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:33.469
alien pussies and I'm like, I can see how this
961
00:45:33.530 --> 00:45:34.150
looks weird.
962
00:45:34.849 --> 00:45:36.329
She's like, this is what I'm talking about.
963
00:45:36.349 --> 00:45:40.030
This is what I'm talking about. And then she's like, well,
964
00:45:40.829 --> 00:45:44.409
let's throw them away. And I'm like, we should keep two.
965
00:45:46.949 --> 00:45:49.320
Not for use. They could keep them in the box. But, like,
966
00:45:49.780 --> 00:45:50.900
they are hilarious.
967
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:51.260
Right.
968
00:45:51.300 --> 00:45:52.059
Just in case.
969
00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:54.079
Just in case you need to bust it out of
970
00:45:54.099 --> 00:45:57.159
a party or you meet someone who you're like, this
971
00:45:57.179 --> 00:45:59.219
would be the funniest gift for them. I agree.
972
00:45:59.460 --> 00:46:00.039
So you kept them.
973
00:46:00.179 --> 00:46:00.340
Two.
974
00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:00.429
Two.
975
00:46:00.619 --> 00:46:01.960
We catch an alien and a monster.
976
00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:02.900
Did you ever give them away?
977
00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:04.860
They still have them. I should have brought them here.
978
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.920
We're going to transition from your real wife to your
979
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:11.099
work wife, Rebel Wilson.
980
00:46:11.139 --> 00:46:11.320
Yep.
981
00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:12.519
She's coming here on Monday.
982
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:13.099
Oh, really?
983
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:15.519
Yes, it's going to be very fun. You guys have
984
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:19.500
such a good dynamic. Like, I was watching this morning
985
00:46:19.539 --> 00:46:22.269
the scene where you're like, maybe we should, like, make out.
986
00:46:22.309 --> 00:46:24.719
And she's like, yeah, sometimes I think about doing heroin.
987
00:46:24.739 --> 00:46:28.179
And then I'm like, eh, better not. And it's like,
988
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:30.679
you guys have a great dynamic. Did you guys ever
989
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:33.559
get to like ad lib in that movie at all together?
990
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.710
Most of, I mean, Kay Cannon wrote like an amazing script,
991
00:46:37.730 --> 00:46:40.010
so I'm not taking anything away, but all of my
992
00:46:40.050 --> 00:46:45.489
lines were, no, but I rewrote the whole thing. No, uh,
993
00:46:45.650 --> 00:46:49.860
we improv quite a bit and actually like our, uh, it,
994
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.619
love connection, like me and rebels love connect. We improv that.
995
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:57.940
And so then as we were shooting, they're like, that's
996
00:46:57.980 --> 00:47:01.400
kind of funny. Get put them together. And, uh, and
997
00:47:01.420 --> 00:47:04.139
then it ended up being like a bigger, bigger story.
998
00:47:04.500 --> 00:47:08.570
So fucking good. Okay. So my idea was this rebels
999
00:47:08.630 --> 00:47:09.909
coming on and I'm going to have her do the
1000
00:47:09.949 --> 00:47:14.849
same thing. I want you, if you can to impersonate rebel,
1001
00:47:14.869 --> 00:47:17.409
and then I'm going to have her impersonate you.
1002
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:19.090
That's so hard.
1003
00:47:19.219 --> 00:47:19.820
Is it so hard?
1004
00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:22.500
Well, because have you ever tried to do an Australian accent?
1005
00:47:22.579 --> 00:47:24.500
Fuck no. I don't do impersonation.
1006
00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:25.800
It's so hard to do.
1007
00:47:25.820 --> 00:47:26.699
Is it too hard?
1008
00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:29.900
I mean, it might be. I feel like she's just
1009
00:47:29.940 --> 00:47:34.519
going to be like, I'm Adam. Just with like weird
1010
00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:39.139
energy just bouncing all over the place. Yeah, no.
1011
00:47:39.619 --> 00:47:39.920
I mean, no.
1012
00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:42.550
Adam, no.
1013
00:47:42.570 --> 00:47:42.630
No.
1014
00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:51.119
Oh, no. I feel like that's the only word I
1015
00:47:51.139 --> 00:47:54.199
could say in Australian speak. They say like no with
1016
00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:55.719
an R. Okay, I got it.
1017
00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:56.179
Okay.
1018
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:04.809
Hello. It's sort of British. Hello. It's me, Rebel Wilson.
1019
00:48:06.250 --> 00:48:10.610
I'm the lead singer of the Beatles. I can't do it, Alex.
1020
00:48:10.630 --> 00:48:11.090
I can't do it.
1021
00:48:11.090 --> 00:48:13.280
No, it's so good. It's so good. It's so good.
1022
00:48:13.420 --> 00:48:15.519
I literally, I was trying to do it earlier and
1023
00:48:15.579 --> 00:48:18.260
I was like, That's why she's iconic. I can't do it.
1024
00:48:18.260 --> 00:48:21.530
Hello. I'm Rebel Wilson. I'm the.
1025
00:48:23.179 --> 00:48:25.440
I play bass in Oasis.
1026
00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:25.980
I feel.
1027
00:48:26.300 --> 00:48:29.059
And she's Australian. She's not even from England, but I
1028
00:48:29.139 --> 00:48:31.219
don't know how to do... I think you're fully doing
1029
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:33.840
an English accent. Because I can't do Australian.
1030
00:48:33.860 --> 00:48:37.239
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I cannot thank you
1031
00:48:37.260 --> 00:48:40.099
for coming on enough. Let me ask you, what are
1032
00:48:40.139 --> 00:48:43.559
you doing next? Because I know you obviously have your podcast,
1033
00:48:43.579 --> 00:48:44.860
but are you doing any new films?
1034
00:48:44.889 --> 00:48:47.530
This is important. Check it out. Our podcast that I
1035
00:48:47.530 --> 00:48:51.719
do with the Workaholics guys, it's super fun. It's great. Yeah,
1036
00:48:51.860 --> 00:48:54.900
I'm doing a season two of Bumper in Berlin, the
1037
00:48:54.940 --> 00:48:59.800
spinoff series that I'm doing for Peacock. That's a spinoff
1038
00:48:59.900 --> 00:49:02.559
of my character from Pitch Perfect. And season one is
1039
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:04.599
super fun. It's on Peacock now. And then we're doing
1040
00:49:04.659 --> 00:49:11.619
a second season with Jamila Jamil and Sarah Hyland, who
1041
00:49:11.820 --> 00:49:17.460
was my co-star in Modern Family. And then Flula Borg,
1042
00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:21.820
who's super funny. And then... I was going to do
1043
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:26.179
a Workaholics movie but then Paramount Plus pulled the plug.
1044
00:49:26.739 --> 00:49:29.679
I saw that, that really fucking sucked and it's.
1045
00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:33.590
Okay and legally I can't talk shit right, right, you.
1046
00:49:33.530 --> 00:49:39.619
Just look at the camera and start sobbing legally Jesus Christ. Adam,
1047
00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:41.659
thank you so much for coming on Call Her Daddy.
1048
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:42.099
Thanks.
1049
00:49:42.179 --> 00:49:42.980
That was very fun.
1050
00:49:43.139 --> 00:49:44.099
Thank you. I thought so too.
1051
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:44.559
Thank you.
1052
00:49:44.780 --> 00:49:45.079
Thanks.
1053
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:45.280
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