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Warning.
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Broken Simulation.
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Broken Simulation.
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With Sam Tripoli. I'm welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken
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Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We're in it, man. Fastest. Where's Guinness?
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There's a lot of Guinness here. I'm in Ireland. That's
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all they talk about.
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Do you try to do an Irish accent so they
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don't beat the shit out of you because they hate
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the Americans?
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They do put us in the shitty passport line. If
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you go to England, you get in the good passport
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line with the white people. But if you come here,
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you get in the Chinese-Indian passport line. And it takes forever.
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They're still using stamps.
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Does it say in an Irish accent, shitty people line?
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The shitarses, go this way. They were really mean, too.
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There was this lady just yelling at her, get against
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the wall! get against, like, she sounded like, get against
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the wall. And this Russian lady was like.
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There are people here. You want to step on them?
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And she was like, I don't care.
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It was just a whole scene. I was in that
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line for like an hour of passport control. It was
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a nightmare.
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Oh, you got through?
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It was crazy. Dude, it was so crazy. I've had
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the worst travel over the past two days. I was,
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I had plenty of time, left for the airport, got
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on a train, train sat there for 90 minutes after
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it was supposed to leave. And then they finally told
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us it was canceled. Got on another train, 10-minute stop
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to the airport. I get there right before the flight's
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supposed to depart.
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Oh, Johnny. The flight is delayed, though. Oh, good.
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Yes, flight's delayed. It's great. They don't say anything. An
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hour passes. Two hours pass. Not a word from these people.
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There's nobody at the gate. Nobody knows what's happening. And
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then some guys behind
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me looked on flight radar. The
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flight that we were supposed to be on got diverted
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somewhere else because of weather, I guess. And Aer Lingus
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never told us about it until it was too late
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to change to their competitors flights that had flights out
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that night. And then they were going to put us
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up in a hotel. So I drove 40 minutes in
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an Uber. I met these two Irish guys that also
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just wanted to get the hell out of Birmingham. So
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we drove to, took an Uber to this other airport
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and left like early this morning. And I end up
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on like the Irish equivalent of spirit, Ryan air with
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a bunch of people going to a festival, like teenage
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drunk teen. They're drunk at eight 30 in the morning.
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going to some festival here, dude. And I got the
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whole row empty next to me, I think, until these
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kids come up from the back, teenage dudes, just stomping
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out beer cans in the aisles. And they do this
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thing I've never seen before. Once the plane takes off
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and the pilot says you can take your seatbelt off,
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they all stand up and go into the galley where
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the stewardesses prepare the coffee and stuff. There's like 10
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guys just drinking beer in the galley of the airplanes.
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playing music on the like their boom like those little
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uh bluetooth pills what beats pills or whatever.
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The greyhound bus of the irish guys.
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It was crazy it was crazy they were sexually harassing
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all the flight attendants would.
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You say it was the uh the black irish.
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I don't know man they because there was one guy
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who was clearly like pakistani and but he was dressed
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up like a woman stewardess But I think he was
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just like, it was like a joke. You know, I
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don't think he was trans. I think it was just like.
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And he was a stewardess?
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No, he was dressed like a stewardess. But then he
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was one of the ones.
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And he was the one that was kind of hitting
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on one of the stewardesses. It was just the weirdest scene.
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And I hadn't gotten any sleep. I finally got here, though.
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It's great. Dublin is great. I had a good meal.
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Did you walk around? Did you go find Conor McGregor?
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Yeah, people are nice. People are very nice.
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Even when they find out you're American, they're nice?
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Oh, especially. People love them. Dude, no matter what anybody says,
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except for maybe in Iran right now, people love Americans everywhere.
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People think America is cool still. They think about rock
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and roll and James Dean.
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Johnny, did you see my shirt?
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Where did you get that? That's not official.
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Merchandise, is it? Yeah, well. I was going to get
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a Sophia Cunningham. Say what it is. Explain it.
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It's basically for the fever WNBA players doing the Abbey Road,
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the Beatles.
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They remade it, and it's really funny.
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I was like, dude, I just love these lesbian race riots.
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I got to support. You love the NBA. You talk
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about the NBA a lot. The WNBA? I'm in it, dude.
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I'm totally buying it.
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Chad Zumach convinced me. He's like, dude, you don't understand.
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It's not about the game. Who cares about the game?
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It's the drama. And they literally made it the Real
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Housewives of Atlanta. Dude, it's fucking fire, bro.
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Yeah, I'm not there yet.
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It makes me laugh.
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Lash yeah a few more texts while we're on the pod.
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Sorry dude i just turned it off guys i get
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it you don't have to comment about it a thousand
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times in the comment section it's commenting by the way
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this is my life dana text me a thousand.
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Times how are you i'm what how are you are
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you good Johnny.
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Listen to me. I'm in recovery a lot. I talk
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about this on meetings. It is like you cannot get
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lost in the highs and the lows.
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You just can't.
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And it's like, I can't really get into it right now,
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but hopefully I'll have some good news coming, knock on wood,
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for everybody. And, you know, it's like two seconds before
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this call, I was doom and gloom, dude.
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And then I get this call and it's like, yes! Awesome.
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That's great.
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You know, and it's, And it's just like you should never,
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it's really easy to say almost impossible to do. But,
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you know, you just can't get lost in the wins
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and the losses. You just kind of got to take
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it as it is.
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I was that way this week, earlier this week. You know,
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I told you my dad was having knee surgery. And
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then my mom gets run over by an ATV. Like
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my brother-in-law hits my mom accidentally with a side-by-side, like
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a four-wheeler kind of thing. So they end up in
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the same hospital. My mom and my mom just had
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like three quarters of a Willis McGahee in her knee,
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like just shredded everything.
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Oh, yeah.
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And like fractured a part of her back, like a
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vertebrae or something. It's really not good. She's going to
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be laid up for like nine weeks. But so they
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ended up my dad had scheduled full knee replacement surgery
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and they ended up with the same doctor at a
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hospital like an hour from where they live. Isn't that crazy?
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On the same day.
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Oh, dude, that's crazy, Johnny. What are the odds of that, man?
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And so I was really down.
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Johnny, that reminds me of when me and my daughter
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shit our pants the same day.
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Yeah. Johnny, we broke the rules.
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We don't usually start with everyone sending prayers to Johnny's mom.
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Oh, thank you. Yes, I think she's home now.
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And his hot sister.
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Yeah.
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And she's pregnant. Yeah, she's due like in November.
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She's preggo. Can we guess? I don't even want to
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ask that question. It's a boy. No, I wanted to
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ask what position she got pregnant in.
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Yeah, I know what you're going to say.
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Johnny, the hot topic of the day is.
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Oh, you know what it is.
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Go ahead.
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Is that we lost Dolly Parton and the guy from
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the Rocky Horror Picture Show on the same day. I mean.
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What was that the same day? Oh, I thought he
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died the next day.
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Gay 9-11.
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Ha ha ha.
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I survived gay 9-11. That's funny. Now, you know, people
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quickly forgot in her passing about that weird video that
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came out a couple of weeks ago.
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No, I mean, you know, it's kind of crazy.
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I'm going to be honest with you, dude, Johnny, because
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I like to be honest with you.
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I appreciate that, Sam.
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I'm going to get a new thing, new microphones and
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all that shit. I want to be honest with you, dude.
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It's like I used to just always think of Dolly
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Parton as my grandma.
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Dude, I'm from the South.
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Of course. I totally get that.
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So it's really hard when you start going into some
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of the dark shit, right? That's there. Uh, it was
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really hard. And when you bring it up to people,
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you see, they do not enjoy that.
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It's almost like the cop, the Kobe Bryant shit when
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you're like, well, you know.
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It was like, Hey, he died, man.
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A hundred percent.
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But I was very shocked at how big a response
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it was. Me too.
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Especially when someone is that old. The last time we
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saw them that old get the response. Usually if they
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die younger, everyone's like, oh, why?
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Why?
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And so, you know, when they die older, it's like, oh, dude,
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it was a great run. But people are, like, devastated
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by an 80-year-old passing away.
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Yeah, I don't quite get it. I mean, she was big.
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Well, I mean, I get it because.
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At her zenith, she was, like, huge.
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Yeah, I just wasn't alive for that, like, 9 to
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5 and all that shit.
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The 9 to 5? Oh, it was great. I loved
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that movie.
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I wasn't really.
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I mean, I watched it as a kid. But when
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you bring up the stuff about all the Baphomet symbolism
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and Ezekiel or whatever she said, like, it gets kind
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of creepy, dude.
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Yeah, now I've heard an argument that that was misunderstood
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or something, but it was weird to me. I don't know.
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Maybe it was. But yeah, it is nice, I guess,
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to see people come together. Also, the guy from Rocky
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Horror and Home oh dude somebody played a scene from
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home alone with uh catherine o'hara the father from home
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alone his name i can't recall and then the guy
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from rocky horror who just died and they were like
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everybody in this scene is dead now and it did.
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Yeah they said it's the first time that characters uh
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celebrated christmas without any anybody around anymore they're.
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All gone yeah it's like literally uh it's uh Yeah.
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It makes you feel.
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And it's so funny because younger generations have a different
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data set. Like with Russell Westbrook passing the, I call
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Russell Westbrook, not passing, sorry, retiring. My apologies. He retires. Yes.
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And I call that the banana boat generation, right?
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What does that mean?
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That you remember that famous banana boat picture with, I
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think it was Chris Paul, Dwayne Wade, um, lebron james
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and i it's either camello anthony or chris bosh i
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think it's camello anthony and they're all sitting on a
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floaty a banana boat floaty.
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Oh i have it here let me
pull it no
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i don't i have no memory of this photo that's
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funny oh.
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It's famous they got so much crap for it because
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it's so super.
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Super it's super gay yeah what is this bro.
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But this is a so it wasn't him but that
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was his wife because of course he has to bring
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his wife Oh, Gabrielle Union.
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Yeah, she's hot.
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And this was way back in the day, so she
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was even hotter then. So they called it the Bendadana
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Boat Crew.
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Look at LeBron, too.
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That's why LeBron's got beef and he's just presenting. So,
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I mean, this guy came out going literally every guy
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to Diddy Party got banged.
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That was cool. You know, but That's why I labeled
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this generation. And there's only two guys left from it.
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The only two left are KD and LeBron.
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But when you watch people that are in their 20s,
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let's say, or maybe even their 30s, they're like, my
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childhood's dying. You're like, isn't that crazy that that's their childhood?
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Your childhood was what, Shaq Kobe?
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Shaq Kobe. Yeah, I didn't.
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My earliest memories of basketball are the jazz series, the
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Bulls and Jazz. That's like my first series, like final
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series I watched.
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Mine was the Michael Jordan era.
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Oh, I mean, that's what I mean. Jordan versus the Jazz.
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LeBron James. I mean, I watched Jordan. I mean, Magic
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versus Bird. That's my first basketball memory is I really
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remember outside of Georgetown, I think it was Magic Johnson's
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baby hook. I didn't even know what happened, but I
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knew it was big deal. I was like, I think
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something big just happened.
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Oh, that's cool. Yeah, mine was my first.
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That's Kareem's move, dude.
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Mine was the 93 title game for UNC when they won,
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beat Michigan.
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Some guy accused me of being racist. I'm like, dude.
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Outside my father, my favorite man on planet Earth is
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Patrick Ewing.
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Yeah, I mean, Sam would give Patrick Ewing a handy.
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I would give him a handy.
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You can't be racist if you would.
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I can't be racist if I will to jerk off
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six-year-old men, okay?
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I didn't know he was Jamaican, by the way. I
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thought he was kind of retarded. I thought he just
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didn't speak well. So whenever he talked, I was.
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Like, boy, he talked really good. You went to Georgetown,
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you idiot.
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No, but I'm just saying. What do you expect from me?
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I don't know. I just thought he had a weird way. Like,
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he had a speech impediment or something. I didn't know
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he was Jamaican, dude.
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Yeah.
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It's crazy. He sounds as if his name is Patrick Ewing. That's, like, rude, dude.
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People are in there being freaking rude, dude.
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Freaking rude. Can I show you? We got to this
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at the very end of the last episode.
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Oh, was it a cliffhanger?
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No, it was just so near the end that a
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lot of people didn't hear it. And it's something you've
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brought up a lot. So I wanted to play it
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one more time, and then we'll play an update to it.
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So as you may have heard, listener, Duncan Trussell was on.
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What show were they on? I forgot what the name is.
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Guy's incredibly good looking.
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Yeah, what is that guy? Anyway, Duncan was on with him,
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and then Hunter Biden was there.
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And Matt McCuster was there, who I think hates me. Yeah.
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Because of telling that story, right?
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Yeah. The story that everyone eventually was good, was talking about.
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And so Hunter Biden finally gave, uh, an explanation of
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his finger lakes tattoo, uh, to when credit to Duncan, uh,
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asked
about it, uh, by Duncan. Um, I'll, I'll play,
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I'll play that again. They've, they keep deleting somebody's like, uh,
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striking them, I guess. Uh, Let me pull it up here.
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And then we'll play Duncan and Kurt. We're talking about
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it a little bit. Because, you know, Duncan's gotten some
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shit from that. What do you think about him, like,
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talking to Hunter Biden like a regular guy? I know
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you wouldn't probably be able to do that.
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I have no interest in it. I always feel that
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Duncan is more open-minded to a lot of stuff. Like,
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he had Damien Nichols on his podcast and it didn't...
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Damien what?
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Nichols, Nichols.
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Damian eccles and and it made his amazing tv show
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that only got one season because it was so good
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and so uplifting netflix didn't want it right they're like.
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Oh no this is too good it was great spiritual
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it made me cry same cry oh it was beautiful
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the one about his mom was just like yeah i
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cried during that um.
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Do you think there's anything wrong with it, though? Because
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to me, when I hear people complaining about that, it
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sounds a lot like platforming, which we hear from the left,
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you know?
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I think the problem people have.
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Is that it's part of the rehabilitation PR game that's
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happening right now with Hunter Biden.
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And a lot of people don't like it.
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And by the way, people, get ready for it when
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the Trumps are out of office.
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You'll get the exact same thing there.
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Oh, it's coming. Yeah, I mean, we have so much
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crazy shit about Trump this week that will have to
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be rehabilitated someday. So this is the clip when Duncan
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asks him.
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And I feel like this is Kurt Metzger's effect on
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Duncan Trussell. I feel like he's brought him into the
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world of conspiracies a lot more than maybe you wanted
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to do it before. Because Duncan Trussell, and I'm being
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honest with you when I tell you, I.
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Absolutely love Duncan Trussell.
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You know, he's one of those guys outside of murdering
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someone or hurting people, particularly children. It's going to be
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almost impossible for me to get off team Duncan Trussell.
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Like, I love him. He's the reason I'm in at
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the comedy store. He called me up. He's like, hey, man,
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are you Arab? I'm like, I'm Armenian.
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He's like, close enough. So I'm a huge Duncan Trussell fan.
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He operates in a different level than the rest of us.
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So I love him, and I understand how he operates.
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Understood.
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All right.
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So, yeah, and I've been listening. I mean, I used
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to buy tickets to go see him when he was
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in town. I love Duncan.
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Duncan's different. I love Duncan Trussell. He's a good man.
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Yeah, he used to tour with Johnny Pemberton.
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I love Johnny Pemberton, too, dude. He's a great actor, dude. Yeah,
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he is.
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Yeah, he's really a good comedy actor, for sure.
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Forgive me for this, but I must know. On your back,
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you have a tattoo of the Finger Lakes. And people
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say that this is tattooed on your back. Because the
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Finger Lakes are apparently one of the number one ways
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that humans are trafficked. And that you have placed, you
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didn't know this?
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No.
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Please, can we talk? Oh, my God.
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Oh, man.
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You don't go online.
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You don't go online.
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Pull up Hunter.
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Biden's finger lace tattoo. Is that why.
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Everybody's asking me what's the tattoo?
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Yes.
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What's a finger lace? They think that you have a
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human trafficking mask on.
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I do.
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So the finger lakes are these glacier lakes, the most
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beautiful lakes in the country. And they are in upstate
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New York. My mother, my deceased mother, came from Skinny Atlas,
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New York. And then the lake next to it is
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a Wasco Lake. And a Wasco, at the top of
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a Wasco Lake is a town named Auburn where the
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Hunter Diner is. And my grandfather and my grandmother owned
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and ran the Hunter Diner, which is still there. It's
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just like a silver diner. And that's where my mother
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grew up. And that's where my brother and I spent
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every summer with my mom, my deceased mother's parents. And
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so it's like the most special place in the world
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to me.
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What you're saying. Not what I'm saying.
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What the internet is saying. What you've read.
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What I've read.
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Okay, I don't understand where you traffic because they're all landlocked.
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Look up Finger Lakes Human Trafficking.
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Don't, don't, don't.
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It's such a beautiful place.
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What are you going to do this for?
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Finger Lakes Human Trafficking.
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Oh my God, I'm serious. I didn't know this.
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I don't want to know this.
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It's also so funny to be doing that and be like,
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I'm going to tat it just in case people.
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Tattooing a map on your back is so dumb. It's
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like the Count of Monte Cristo or something.
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Just in case.
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If you're ever going to do something, I'm going.
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To rip it off my body.
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It's like if you get lost.
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It's like, please return to.
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Like a dog collar. Just in case you get lost somewhere.
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That's a sweet story.
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And so my....
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I didn't believe that by the way. I just, it's
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a conspiracy theory.
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I didn't hear that one.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So what was Kurt's reaction to that? Okay. So I'll play.
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It's very funny. It's on, what did they call that?
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Mystery boys or something?
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Mystery boys. It's a great show. I was on episode.
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I don't know if it ever came out.
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Was it too hot? Was it too hot for the
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mystery episode?
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They did. Oh, that's funny.
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Uh, maybe it was too hot for the mystery boys. Um,
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all right. So this is, uh, Let me see if
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I can pause it. Instagram is not... All right. Here
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we go.
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Johnny, some guy just called you CIA.
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CIA?
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I wish.
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I wish I got that paper. That CIA paper, dude.
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Johnny's my handler.
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Yeah, somebody said that the other day. Like, in a
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kind of like a genuine way. Like, I wonder... Like, dude...
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Do you think Sam listens to me? Like anything about
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Sam seems like something that I would be like, yeah,
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that's a good idea.
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Like you remember when Mark went and cried to fucking Dana?
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Like she, she has any say in anything.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's like crazy. Sam does whatever Sam wants to do.
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Believe that.
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His dad didn't take bribes. Have you ever read devil's chessboard?
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I can't read.
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Oh, well, I'm glad you told me, man. Cause I
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was kind of like, I was carrying a lot of
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resentment around.
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Cause.
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And he also told me his dad didn't kill anybody
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during the presidency.
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So.
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That made me feel better, too. There weren't any civilians, casualties.
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He didn't drop a bomb on a single person.
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Not anyone?
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Nobody.
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Didn't we blow something up?
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Nah.
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I mean, I thought before I talked to him, but
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then he told me it actually didn't happen. So it
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didn't happen. Were you the son of a president?
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No.
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So whatever you're about to say, whatever that part of
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you is, you should get rid of it. And also,
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I asked about the finger lakes. This is tattooed on
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your back.
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Yeah.
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Because the finger lakes are apparently one of the number
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one Ways that humans are traffic.
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You didn't know this.
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And you know, a good point was made, which is like,
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why would you tattoo a map.
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On your back?
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You'd want it on your front.
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Right. Or yeah. Yeah.
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I don't know. I mean, I think that a.
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Lot of the things you've said on this podcast after
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talking to Hunter Biden are wrong.
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I don't really care about that too.
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You know, the part with COVID where I put a
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bioweapon in everybody and said.
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It was like, he told me that didn't happen. Vaccine
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was fine. Oh, that's what he said.
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Oh, man.
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That's great. I mean, that's, that's what you want to see.
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I mean, like, what is he talking a Hunter Biden?
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What do you fuck? I like this.
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Especially like that. They didn't kill anybody.
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Not one person. I only serve people are allowed in
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the room.
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A hundred percent.
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Yeah. Well, it's funny.
508
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That's exactly what I was like.
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It was Kurt Metzger. Oh yeah.
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Him too.
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Yeah. Oh, it would be fucking nuts. Like, dude, your
512
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dad literally bombed the fucking pipeline.
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Mark, book Hunter Biden for a 10-point hat.
514
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No!
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I do not want to interview him.
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You think it's dangerous or what?
517
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Armed, like, Nazis in the Ukraine. I mean, like, this
518
00:23:14.930 --> 00:23:17.690
gets into, like, this thing about podcasting.
519
00:23:17.750 --> 00:23:24.809
Like, why... Why I feel that it's like.
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00:23:25.890 --> 00:23:28.710
Like, we've recently had some guy come on and say
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--> 00:23:30.029
things we don't agree with, right?
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Right? Like, to start a fucking fight is just bad energy. Like,
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for me and my show.
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And what we do on Tinfoil Hat is let people
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talk and God have mercy on your asshole in the
526
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fucking comment section.
527
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That's how I see it. You know, it's just like
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to start a big fight.
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Totally.
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It's just, it's, it's like, it's going to make it
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00:23:57.009 --> 00:24:00.289
harder and harder to get people on your show. Like
532
00:24:00.329 --> 00:24:03.630
if we were doing bazillions of views, then everyone will
533
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be on the show and be willing to go through it.
534
00:24:06.099 --> 00:24:10.460
But at our size, we need people. And I just
535
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want to let people talk.
536
00:24:12.380 --> 00:24:15.480
What's this guy? So let people talk, laughing my ass off.
537
00:24:15.539 --> 00:24:21.950
What does that mean? Run your podcast and fucking ambush everybody.
538
00:24:21.990 --> 00:24:24.839
See how that goes. I, I, I, if you did
539
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have Hunter Biden on there, you're not going to let
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him talk. I mean, you, you're going to, you would
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go after him. That's why you wouldn't have him on.
542
00:24:30.710 --> 00:24:31.009
Right.
543
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You, you would.
544
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Yeah.
545
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I would have to go, dude, you know, you've said
546
00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:38.230
some crazy shit on your podcast. Like all. So you
547
00:24:38.250 --> 00:24:38.990
see everyone.
548
00:24:39.029 --> 00:24:42.599
Tucker says that was a Israeli psyop, but a guy
549
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put a website.
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Out with all the content.
551
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Like, Oh, the, the, Oh, the laptop.
552
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Yeah.
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Yeah. with Lady Gaga, and he'll be like, that wasn't
554
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Lady Gaga, you know, which is fine. Listen, as a
555
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guy who liked to do drugs and party with chicks,
556
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I get it, dude. And I would like to go, like,
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you know a question I'd ask Hunter Biden? Who was
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your Coke dealer? Because whatever Coke you did, you still
559
00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:15.869
had a monster hog. Like, I never saw.
560
00:25:17.299 --> 00:25:20.700
He never had coke dick, dude. The guy was always
561
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a bazooka.
562
00:25:25.259 --> 00:25:26.900
Of course, that would be your takeaway, bro.
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Well, that would be the.
564
00:25:27.880 --> 00:25:31.079
Nice question I ask. The butter him up. And then
565
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I would go for the blood.
566
00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:39.220
You know, just two drug addicts connecting on drugs. You know?
567
00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:42.809
Didn't he get busted? His drug dealer was the government.
568
00:25:43.089 --> 00:25:44.410
That's probably true, dude.
569
00:25:44.589 --> 00:25:46.049
Good point. Yeah, good point.
570
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He gets it before it gets cut. But, dude, it's like,
571
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come on, bro.
572
00:25:51.569 --> 00:25:52.970
Yeah, I'm just looking it up. By the way, just
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a cursory Google reveals that the Biden administration bombed Zamari
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Ahmadi and nine members of his family in Kabul in 2021.
575
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Ahmadi was a 43-year-old electrical engineer and aid worker for
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a U.S.-based nonprofit the U.S. mistakenly believed is white Toyota.
577
00:26:14.269 --> 00:26:17.599
Remember this? was connected to ISIS-K and fired a Hellfire
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missile as he arrived home. Ten civilians were also killed.
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Seven of those were children. The Pentagon later acknowledged that
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none of them were associated with ISIS-K and called the
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strike a tragic mistake. That's just the first of several
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results that come back. I don't know what Hunter Biden
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is talking about. Do you think he really believes that? Yeah,
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I don't know.
585
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Listen, dude, Johnny....
586
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When major media lies, it's not about them. It's not
587
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really about them believing it. It's what they want is
588
00:26:53.710 --> 00:26:56.609
the people that support them to believe it. It's about
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emotionally capturing people. So what he's saying to the left
590
00:27:01.329 --> 00:27:03.470
is that we never killed anybody. Look at this guy's
591
00:27:03.509 --> 00:27:06.410
killed everyone. We got 700 troops coming home dead from
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00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:09.089
the stupid war. My dad didn't kill anybody. And everyone
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knows his dad killed somebody.
594
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Not one person. Not one fucking person. It's not about
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you and me that are smart enough to know the game.
596
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It's for the idiots who just... Again, it's like what
597
00:27:21.740 --> 00:27:27.410
I've been saying about elections. Elections aren't about elections. They're
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not about who wins.
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And who loses. That's not why they spend all the money.
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They spend all the money to keep you stuck in
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the two-party paradigm of right versus left, Democrat versus Republican.
602
00:27:39.569 --> 00:27:42.920
That's the goal. Is to keep you fighting with each other.
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00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:47.380
It's not about winning. Hopefully win. They already know who's
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going to win.
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00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:51.039
And some of them are Marxist. And some of them
606
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are neocon Zionist. And that's who they get in. That's
607
00:27:54.740 --> 00:27:58.869
how it goes. People are yelling.
608
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In the comment section. Yeah it's crazy dude. That's the
609
00:28:04.210 --> 00:28:09.980
problem man. It's like. Why are you, you know, why
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do that show with that guy?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, okay, so if someone, like, let's say Rogan
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was going to have Obama on or something. And he
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was like, Sam, wait, no, but listen, but listen. And
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he was like, Sam, I want you to come on
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and be, like.
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Lobbing some real questions. I have dreams about Rogan asking
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me to go on with Zuckerberg.
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00:28:37.970 --> 00:28:39.470
So you would do it, though, because that's how I
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feel like Trussell did during that. They asked him to
622
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come on and be like the kind of, you know,
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prod him a little.
624
00:28:45.430 --> 00:28:51.039
Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I could see that for sure.
625
00:28:51.140 --> 00:28:53.759
Have you seen the trailer for the new Social Network movie?
626
00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:56.779
I love the Bill Burrs in it. Yeah.
627
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That guy.
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Boy, I mean, he just can't stop working.
629
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Listen. Listen. I get Bill Burr.
630
00:29:03.369 --> 00:29:06.170
He doesn't like me because I have a joke that
631
00:29:06.190 --> 00:29:07.720
has the M word in it and I say it.
632
00:29:08.190 --> 00:29:12.720
And that's exactly when our relationship disintegrated and he stopped
633
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doing my shows.
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00:29:14.099 --> 00:29:17.900
And I'm okay with that. All right? I get it, Bill.
635
00:29:17.980 --> 00:29:19.940
No, you're not okay with that. That's shitty, dude.
636
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:20.880
Why are you okay with that?
637
00:29:20.900 --> 00:29:21.279
That's shitty.
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00:29:21.299 --> 00:29:24.160
Because it's like the focus on it will drive you crazy.
639
00:29:24.299 --> 00:29:27.019
Okay, but yeah, I got you. You're not dwelling on it. No,
640
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I don't dwell on it.
641
00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:28.220
It is shitty.
642
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It is shitty.
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It is shitty because I got called the M word
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by a famous black comedian. I should be able to
645
00:29:33.950 --> 00:29:37.079
talk about it. It's like, Johnny, do you know I'm
646
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:38.720
literally thinking about taking.
647
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:41.619
legal action against Instagram?
648
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For what?
649
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:46.220
For Shadowban?
650
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:51.970
Instagram is using AI now. Right to decide whether your
651
00:29:52.069 --> 00:29:56.730
clip is proper or not. They're not striking you. Again,
652
00:29:56.869 --> 00:30:00.829
it's like, oh, freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.
653
00:30:01.250 --> 00:30:04.569
So my bit about my pronouns being real M-word, okay?
654
00:30:05.549 --> 00:30:07.809
I went to the description that the AI broke down.
655
00:30:07.849 --> 00:30:08.789
Did I already tell you this?
656
00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:09.869
No.
657
00:30:10.950 --> 00:30:15.400
So it does a summation of your clip, and it
658
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:18.079
basically says, Sam goes on a racist rant.
659
00:30:18.539 --> 00:30:19.319
Oh, yes, yes, you did.
660
00:30:19.900 --> 00:30:24.099
In this super edgy comedy tour he's doing. Which is
661
00:30:24.140 --> 00:30:27.420
like what is that my career Like what are you
662
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.960
freaking talking about Super edgy Which is why my views
663
00:30:31.019 --> 00:30:33.980
are dumb So I'm like I made a decision I'm
664
00:30:34.019 --> 00:30:37.329
like Even if I play the game they don't like
665
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:40.109
me And then if I do play the game I'm
666
00:30:40.150 --> 00:30:43.890
projecting a style of comedy That isn't me So let's
667
00:30:43.930 --> 00:30:46.450
say I start playing the game And I get millions
668
00:30:46.490 --> 00:30:49.490
of views right And I get people buying tickets to
669
00:30:49.509 --> 00:30:52.750
my show They're not buying tickets to my comedy They're
670
00:30:52.769 --> 00:30:55.769
buying tickets to me playing the game. And then they're
671
00:30:55.789 --> 00:30:57.089
going to come see me and when I want to
672
00:30:57.109 --> 00:30:58.910
do what I really want to do, they're going to
673
00:30:58.950 --> 00:30:59.339
hate it.
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So I'd rather have.
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A hundred people see me.
676
00:31:03.730 --> 00:31:07.799
Knowing exactly what they're getting into than have a thousand
677
00:31:07.819 --> 00:31:10.980
people come see me expecting me to be pop comedy
678
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.089
wacky Sam And
it's just garbage. So when it goes
679
00:31:15.150 --> 00:31:17.990
back to Bill Burr, I like Bill Burr. I love
680
00:31:18.019 --> 00:31:19.680
Bill Burr. I think he's one of the best comics
681
00:31:19.700 --> 00:31:21.380
to ever do it. You don't want to like me
682
00:31:21.420 --> 00:31:23.839
because I tell a true story about Paul Mooney calling
683
00:31:23.859 --> 00:31:26.539
me the M word? That's on you, dude. Not on me.
684
00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:27.140
So stupid.
685
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:28.240
Okay?
686
00:31:28.740 --> 00:31:31.869
And I get the game you're playing. And it's the
687
00:31:31.910 --> 00:31:34.130
same thing with these other guys that don't want to
688
00:31:34.150 --> 00:31:37.160
do my show anymore. I get the game, dude. And
689
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.480
that's fine. I'm not mad at you. You're living your dreams.
690
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:46.940
Everybody who came to L.A. has dreamed of being where
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00:31:46.980 --> 00:31:47.799
these guys are.
692
00:31:47.819 --> 00:31:49.559
Yeah, yeah.
693
00:31:49.819 --> 00:31:55.950
And the fear isn't losing the money. The fear is
694
00:31:56.069 --> 00:32:02.089
losing the access to all the opportunities you want. So
695
00:32:02.109 --> 00:32:06.140
they play the game. You see, every comic does this now.
696
00:32:06.589 --> 00:32:09.490
They make it off being edgy, and then they flip
697
00:32:09.529 --> 00:32:12.809
to progressive, and then they're just saying stupid shit they
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00:32:12.849 --> 00:32:16.150
don't believe because they know casting directors are going to
699
00:32:16.210 --> 00:32:19.069
Google them, and they want them to see them saying
700
00:32:19.089 --> 00:32:24.109
the most progressively stupid shit so they get the gigs.
701
00:32:25.990 --> 00:32:32.039
God, I hope someday we're past that. Hollywood has died.
702
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:32.759
Bully.
703
00:32:33.730 --> 00:32:36.160
Well, Johnny, you know, the truth of the matter is,
704
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:40.200
outside of Rogan and the Segoras and, you know, Tony
705
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:44.339
Hinchcliffe and Red Band, like, all my opportunities have come
706
00:32:44.420 --> 00:32:48.319
completely out of L.A., completely outside the L.A. comedy scene.
707
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:50.680
The L.A.
708
00:32:50.700 --> 00:32:53.660
Comedy scene, the only reason I got my Spike TV
709
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:56.660
show was because a comic from New York named Steve
710
00:32:56.720 --> 00:33:04.289
Byrne brought me to the... Brought me to his audition.
711
00:33:04.900 --> 00:33:09.089
And the only reason I got in the comedy store, Doc,
712
00:33:09.450 --> 00:33:12.430
is because I saw a guy in a recovery meeting
713
00:33:12.470 --> 00:33:14.910
that was doing it. And he's like, everyone says I
714
00:33:14.910 --> 00:33:15.450
should interview you.
715
00:33:15.470 --> 00:33:18.109
Can I interview you? I'm like, yeah, let's go. I
716
00:33:18.150 --> 00:33:20.049
wasn't going to be recommended. Yeah.
717
00:33:21.289 --> 00:33:22.650
Funny how that worked.
718
00:33:23.059 --> 00:33:24.779
The Brody Steven things I went through, they're all like,
719
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.420
we want you in this. The night of stand-up, never
720
00:33:27.460 --> 00:33:28.329
got asked to do it.
721
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:29.380
And that's fine.
722
00:33:29.460 --> 00:33:35.099
I'm not honestly mad about it. But it's like, inside LA,
723
00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:40.539
they're playing this progressive game from 2010 that doesn't exist
724
00:33:40.619 --> 00:33:45.579
anywhere else. And I don't want to play the game.
725
00:33:46.740 --> 00:33:49.140
I don't want to play the game, dude. I have
726
00:33:49.180 --> 00:33:52.420
a certain type of comedy that I think people, you know,
727
00:33:52.460 --> 00:33:55.740
there's people who think I'm a racist, homophobe, anti.
728
00:33:56.720 --> 00:34:01.430
I love everybody besides you, Johnny. There's other people. Okay? I.
729
00:34:02.619 --> 00:34:07.859
I think I'm the most open-minded guy because.
730
00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:08.920
I make fun of everybody equally.
731
00:34:09.420 --> 00:34:12.260
If I'm willing to make fun of people I'm willing
732
00:34:12.300 --> 00:34:17.010
to die for, my mother, my girlfriend, my children, why
733
00:34:17.050 --> 00:34:18.429
can't I make fun of everybody else?
734
00:34:20.309 --> 00:34:23.530
It doesn't make, yeah, I mean, dude. And comedy used
735
00:34:23.550 --> 00:34:26.889
to be the frontier. Now it's worse. I mean, it's
736
00:34:26.929 --> 00:34:30.070
gone almost inverted. You know what I mean? It's come in.
737
00:34:30.150 --> 00:34:33.329
Instead of pushing the boundaries, comedy is kind of plumbing
738
00:34:33.389 --> 00:34:38.170
the depths. It's reverted. It's mainstream comedy. It's just stuck
739
00:34:38.230 --> 00:34:40.110
in time. Yeah, it's frozen.
740
00:34:40.570 --> 00:34:42.789
If you ask them what year it is, everyone in
741
00:34:42.809 --> 00:34:43.809
LA will tell you it's about 2015.
742
00:34:43.789 --> 00:34:44.030
Yeah.
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And I.
744
00:34:47.630 --> 00:34:51.210
Was in Edinburgh last week when French was going on,
745
00:34:51.510 --> 00:34:55.989
and Dude, all the acts there were in what you
746
00:34:56.010 --> 00:35:03.809
would call, like, all, but all, it's advanced zero since, like,
747
00:35:05.050 --> 00:35:09.329
Upright Citizen Brigade, like, that time, you know, of, or,
748
00:35:10.260 --> 00:35:13.500
I mean, it's just all, like, trans-themed. Everybody, it's all
749
00:35:13.539 --> 00:35:17.519
about your internal sexual life. There's, like, all the, because
750
00:35:17.539 --> 00:35:20.219
there are posters everywhere for French, and they're all just,
751
00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:24.980
it's like a one-man show about a man and his transitioning.
752
00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:27.320
I saw that there were like three shows about a
753
00:35:27.340 --> 00:35:31.400
guy transition, transitioning to a woman. Uh, I kind of
754
00:35:31.420 --> 00:35:33.420
wanted to pop into a couple of, just to see.
755
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:35.219
Like, Johnny loves trans. We all know that.
756
00:35:35.579 --> 00:35:38.760
Well, just to see, I mean, it's, it's just all about,
757
00:35:38.780 --> 00:35:43.670
I don't know. It's like personal, you know, like, but
758
00:35:43.809 --> 00:35:47.829
not in any way, like very acceptable. You know what
759
00:35:47.889 --> 00:35:49.989
I mean? It's like, it's almost, but it's almost like
760
00:35:50.010 --> 00:35:52.590
a CV. It's almost like a resume for like, getting
761
00:35:52.630 --> 00:35:54.280
an acting job or something yeah.
762
00:35:54.090 --> 00:35:57.199
I get that and i i listen i'm not somebody
763
00:35:57.219 --> 00:35:59.820
who's like there shouldn't be woke i think you should
764
00:35:59.860 --> 00:36:02.260
have the spectrum i i'm fine with.
765
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:05.400
There is no spectrum though there's just that that's.
766
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:08.000
The problem you have to have the knuckle dragging shit
767
00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:11.909
that's where la and hollywood has lost it they only
768
00:36:11.989 --> 00:36:16.190
serviced a small fringe which was la san francisco and
769
00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:18.090
new york Maybe.
770
00:36:17.989 --> 00:36:21.139
Chicago is called for the fringe. It's supposed to be
771
00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:23.380
the fringe and it's not, it's just so not Edinburgh.
772
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:25.820
I don't know how Ari performed there.
773
00:36:26.619 --> 00:36:31.400
Listen, because Ari is a, Ari is a lot like
774
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:37.500
Eleanor Kerrigan. They can, they can go through different scenes
775
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:41.659
and be accepted, right? They can go like Eleanor Kerrigan
776
00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:44.730
can play the most woke show in Hollywood and crush
777
00:36:44.750 --> 00:36:48.019
and And then the next night go to Andrew Dice
778
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:50.699
Clay's crowd and crush with the same exact material.
779
00:36:51.110 --> 00:36:54.469
Like she, she's like a blade. She's blade. She's a
780
00:36:54.530 --> 00:36:57.969
day Walker. She could do it all. That's why something's
781
00:36:58.010 --> 00:36:58.809
going to hit for her.
782
00:36:59.369 --> 00:37:01.050
And I always told her, it's like your style. It
783
00:37:01.090 --> 00:37:04.980
doesn't matter how, how old you get because you know,
784
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:06.449
everyone's like, Oh, I'm aging out.
785
00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:07.639
It's like, I don't know.
786
00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:10.239
You're just going to become more of your character as
787
00:37:10.260 --> 00:37:12.739
you get older. You know, you don't have to worry
788
00:37:12.780 --> 00:37:15.929
about that. Cause you're interesting. It's like when you have
789
00:37:15.989 --> 00:37:19.010
a certain look, that's when you're kind of fucked. Like
790
00:37:19.449 --> 00:37:21.780
all these hot chicks talking about sex all the time.
791
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:24.719
Like you see them disappear. You don't see a lot
792
00:37:24.739 --> 00:37:28.000
of them in their forties and fifties anymore banging. And
793
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.460
if they are, they're on the fringe again, dude. It's like,
794
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.099
I just, I just think it's, I just think it's sad.
795
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:36.760
That's why Hollywood is dying.
796
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:39.769
And they're desperate to get the right back, but they
797
00:37:39.789 --> 00:37:42.010
just can't get out of their own freaking way.
798
00:37:43.429 --> 00:37:47.440
Speaking of aging, Sam, I know you've faced this as
799
00:37:47.460 --> 00:37:48.619
you age. Listen, this guy just.
800
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:52.440
Said, Sam is as funny as Brain Shop, question mark?
801
00:37:54.889 --> 00:37:59.989
Question mark? Like, are you making a statement? Or are
802
00:38:00.030 --> 00:38:01.349
you asking a question?
803
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I have a question, Sam. Do you wish you could
804
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go back in time and use our sponsor, HIMSS, before
805
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your hair started to retreat on you?
806
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Johnny, you don't even know how bad I am getting
807
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crop circles. And if I didn't think I had an
808
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egghead and looked like a fat vampire, I would shave
809
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it tomorrow.
810
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Well, you should go and meet our friends at HIMSS.
811
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Catching yourself in the mirror, like Sam just said, is
812
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doing a number on your mental math and on your hairline.
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I'm sorry, on your mental health and on your hairline.
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Most guys know that moment when you see yourself and
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realize how much you've aged. The amount of conflicting advice
816
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out there about hair loss is exhausting. You hear about shampoos, supplements,
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office visits. It's hard to know what's worth your time.
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routine it's straightforward transparent and designed to make getting care
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feel easy and it is work wonders for xg's hairline
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for simple online access.
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Yeah go ahead go ahead you don't go on johnny.
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Uh for simple online access to personalized and affordable care
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for hair loss ed weight loss and more visit hymns.com
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compounded drug products, which the FDA does not approve or
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results may vary. See website for full details, restrictions and
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important safety information. And thank you hymns. Thank you. I
844
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want to tell you about Johnny.
845
00:40:12.909 --> 00:40:14.469
Don't take it down. Don't take it down.
846
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Go on.
847
00:40:15.110 --> 00:40:17.360
I just want to say to our four black listeners, uh,
848
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You can use hymns on your cornrows, according to this picture.
849
00:40:20.809 --> 00:40:21.489
Oh, yeah, you can.
850
00:40:21.510 --> 00:40:21.750
Look at that.
851
00:40:21.789 --> 00:40:24.269
You don't even have to undo your cornrows. You can
852
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just drop, drop, fizz, fizz, right in the middle of
853
00:40:26.869 --> 00:40:29.130
that row. Thank you, hymns.
854
00:40:29.409 --> 00:40:31.610
We'll talk about cornrows later when we get into this
855
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football player that, like, hoaxed an entire NFL career to
856
00:40:35.869 --> 00:40:36.730
steal money from chicks.
857
00:40:36.789 --> 00:40:38.369
Just to get money from fat chicks.
858
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Yeah, it's so great. I also want to tell you
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about TaskRabbit. TaskRabbit.
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Oh, I love TaskRabbit.
861
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Yeah, I love TaskRabbit, too. Someone was giving us shit
862
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the other week for using TaskRabbit to hang a TV. Bro,
863
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my TV is 115 inches.
864
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You know how big Johnny's TV is? It's 115 inches.
865
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115 inches.
866
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It's not possible to hang a 115-inch TV by yourself.
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You need a professional. And that was why I turned
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869
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the same day. I found a mechanic on TaskRabbit to
873
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874
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875
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used car salesman, it was like an hour away, so
876
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I didn't have time to drive there, was sending me photos.
877
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I asked for photos of the frame and he was
878
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sending them from certain angles where you couldn't see the rust.
879
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Oh, jeez.
911
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What?
912
00:43:27.380 --> 00:43:31.099
You're an animal. You sent me this, or no, I
913
00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:33.679
sent you this, and then... You sent you this, I
914
00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:37.280
sent you that. Reckless Ben is at it again.
915
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:40.559
Oh, my God, dude, this guy's reckless.
916
00:43:40.980 --> 00:43:44.550
He's got balls on him, man. And it's weird because
917
00:43:44.869 --> 00:43:47.289
I had some weird thoughts about him, like whether he's legit,
918
00:43:47.369 --> 00:43:47.820
because I.
919
00:43:47.849 --> 00:43:48.929
Like what, sexually?
920
00:43:48.949 --> 00:43:52.250
Oh, well, I mean, that was a given. If you
921
00:43:52.269 --> 00:43:54.789
look back, he was on, he appeared on something, like
922
00:43:54.849 --> 00:43:58.030
some version, it's not this, but it's some version of this,
923
00:43:59.170 --> 00:44:01.289
America's got talent kind of thing where he was like
924
00:44:01.750 --> 00:44:05.429
shirtless in his underwear bouncing on these ropes. Like it
925
00:44:05.469 --> 00:44:07.369
was really weird. So it makes you think he's somebody
926
00:44:07.389 --> 00:44:10.239
that's kind of been in the entertainment system.
927
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:14.679
Maybe Johnny has anyone who ever gone on, like outside
928
00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:19.539
of singing and comedy, those singing shows and comedic shows.
929
00:44:20.219 --> 00:44:22.949
Has anyone who's gone on like America's got talent or
930
00:44:22.989 --> 00:44:23.989
anything ever gone.
931
00:44:23.889 --> 00:44:27.920
On to like, Magic and magic, yeah. This guy, Piff
932
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:29.059
the Magic Dragon, I think.
933
00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:30.239
Piff the Dragon, dude.
934
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:32.619
Yeah, he's pretty big. The chicks have.
935
00:44:32.409 --> 00:44:34.809
Dragon fetishes, and they're all just trying to get that
936
00:44:34.909 --> 00:44:35.829
green root.
937
00:44:36.389 --> 00:44:39.349
And there's that one guy, like Tape Face or whatever.
938
00:44:39.690 --> 00:44:42.690
He's had some success. I don't know. Is that like comedy,
939
00:44:42.730 --> 00:44:42.929
I guess?
940
00:44:42.989 --> 00:44:46.340
I guess it depends on what you call success, right?
941
00:44:46.860 --> 00:44:50.360
So if you're a magician getting a Vegas, you know.
942
00:44:50.780 --> 00:44:51.619
It's a big deal, yeah.
943
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.679
Getting a show in Vegas is a big, a residency
944
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.980
is a big deal. So yeah, I, I, I, I, I,
945
00:44:58.139 --> 00:44:59.340
I retract my question.
946
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:00.519
Well, no, I think you're right though.
947
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:01.119
Mostly.
948
00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:03.349
I mean, it's very rare. It's very rare. Cause you know,
949
00:45:03.369 --> 00:45:05.409
it's just, most of them are, can do like one thing.
950
00:45:05.429 --> 00:45:08.789
Like I can smash watermelons with my head. And then yeah.
951
00:45:09.010 --> 00:45:11.250
What's the end game of that? Like you become an
952
00:45:11.269 --> 00:45:12.469
NBA halftime show.
953
00:45:12.929 --> 00:45:13.210
Yeah.
954
00:45:13.250 --> 00:45:15.829
Like what is the end game of that? You just do.
955
00:45:15.869 --> 00:45:17.989
You're like the red Panda lady. That's just going around
956
00:45:18.030 --> 00:45:21.860
tossing bowls on her head until she's 60. She's, I mean,
957
00:45:21.940 --> 00:45:24.079
she's still doing that shit, dude. I have a friend
958
00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:24.699
who saw her last year.
959
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:27.579
Dude, she's crushing it, dude. She's fucking crushing it.
960
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:32.929
So, Reckless Ben found out about this, it's this company
961
00:45:33.010 --> 00:45:36.110
that sells, like, air purifiers and stuff.
962
00:45:36.489 --> 00:45:36.769
Well.
963
00:45:37.489 --> 00:45:40.760
Yeah, you gotta go deep into it. He goes really
964
00:45:40.820 --> 00:45:41.659
deep into his Patreon.
965
00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:43.599
We'll just play a little bit of it for the
966
00:45:43.659 --> 00:45:46.440
beginning of the free video, and then we'll talk about
967
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.900
the Patreon line element of this, because I want to
968
00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:51.219
hear what you think about it. This is Reckless Ben again,
969
00:45:51.460 --> 00:45:57.789
the same guy that investigated and really pressed that Lego company.
970
00:45:57.829 --> 00:45:59.389
Brought down a Lego empire.
971
00:45:59.610 --> 00:46:02.650
Yeah, he brought down a Lego empire. And a Mormon,
972
00:46:02.710 --> 00:46:04.489
sort of, what would you say, like a Mormon police
973
00:46:04.550 --> 00:46:09.929
state in Salt Lake City. or outside in Utah. Okay,
974
00:46:10.030 --> 00:46:10.369
here we go.
975
00:46:10.750 --> 00:46:12.369
Look at this heartwarming company.
976
00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:16.309
They sell air purifiers and water purifiers, and they're always
977
00:46:16.349 --> 00:46:19.170
giving back to the community. Well, I got an email
978
00:46:19.190 --> 00:46:21.510
from someone who said they used to be very high
979
00:46:21.570 --> 00:46:23.929
up in this company, and the only reason this company
980
00:46:24.010 --> 00:46:28.530
exists is to fund the world's biggest human trafficking ring ever.
981
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:31.139
So I asked them if they'd be down to get
982
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:31.760
on a call with me.
983
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.900
He's at Interpol's most wanted list.
984
00:46:36.059 --> 00:46:37.880
I called the FBI and I said, I found him,
985
00:46:37.940 --> 00:46:39.260
I found him. I can tell you a story that
986
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:41.610
will make your head fly off your shoulders.
987
00:46:42.090 --> 00:46:45.469
This guy wants to remain anonymous, but this woman, Myra,
988
00:46:45.610 --> 00:46:47.570
is an ex- So.
989
00:46:47.469 --> 00:46:50.250
When I first started watching it, I thought this guy
990
00:46:50.449 --> 00:46:53.219
was kind of a wuss for covering his face and
991
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:56.159
letting the chick go. But once you start to watch this,
992
00:46:56.260 --> 00:46:58.360
you realize this guy is.
993
00:46:58.320 --> 00:46:59.300
A freaking hero.
994
00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:00.019
Yeah.
995
00:47:01.019 --> 00:47:03.199
I don't know why he doesn't want his face on there,
996
00:47:03.300 --> 00:47:04.489
and she's okay with it.
997
00:47:06.130 --> 00:47:09.389
But he's a hero, dude. He goes hard to paint, dude.
998
00:47:11.050 --> 00:47:13.760
I completely agree. Yeah, and I thought the same thing, too.
999
00:47:14.300 --> 00:47:16.199
He was kind of acting kind of fruity, like, oh.
1000
00:47:16.219 --> 00:47:17.400
Your head's going to pop, bro.
1001
00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:19.000
But no, you're 100% right.
1002
00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:24.010
Employee of this company who used to work right underneath
1003
00:47:24.070 --> 00:47:25.309
the ceo i'm.
1004
00:47:25.250 --> 00:47:28.579
Peter spiegel i'm the founder and chief executive officer of
1005
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:32.300
ideal living in los angeles california.
1006
00:47:31.820 --> 00:47:34.239
Yeah the company is called ideal living i.
1007
00:47:36.019 --> 00:47:36.639
I feel i.
1008
00:47:36.579 --> 00:47:39.079
Feel bad we're stopping it all the time or spiegel
1009
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:41.630
huh all the time yeah i mean is that guy
1010
00:47:42.110 --> 00:47:44.050
not is there any way dude who looks like that
1011
00:47:44.070 --> 00:47:46.849
isn't associated with some really shady shit.
1012
00:47:47.409 --> 00:47:51.599
Yeah dude the the deep deep set, dark eyes. It's
1013
00:47:51.820 --> 00:47:53.340
almost always weird teeth.
1014
00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:54.159
Yeah.
1015
00:47:54.380 --> 00:47:55.519
Yeah. Yeah.
1016
00:47:55.619 --> 00:47:58.260
Isn't that, you've mentioned that before. It's almost like, you
1017
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:01.090
know how in star Wars, the dark side people, the Sith,
1018
00:48:01.690 --> 00:48:04.210
it kind of takes a toll on their physique, their face,
1019
00:48:04.250 --> 00:48:06.110
you know, kind of becomes withered and they get those
1020
00:48:06.730 --> 00:48:11.510
yellow eyes that something like that for sure happens in life. The,
1021
00:48:11.550 --> 00:48:14.030
the people that spend their days kind of doing dark shit,
1022
00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:16.460
it takes a toll on your skin or something. You
1023
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:19.960
know what I mean? Oh, Mark just told me.
1024
00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:22.110
He emailed Reckless Ben. I would love to have Reckless
1025
00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:22.489
Ben on the show.
1026
00:48:22.510 --> 00:48:24.130
Oh, was that Mark who said that? I thought that
1027
00:48:24.170 --> 00:48:24.730
was somebody else.
1028
00:48:25.610 --> 00:48:27.349
I would love to have Reckless Ben on the show.
1029
00:48:27.389 --> 00:48:28.250
I saw that in the comments.
1030
00:48:28.530 --> 00:48:29.769
Hey, Mark.
1031
00:48:30.989 --> 00:48:33.610
You suck him off because he's doing such a great job.
1032
00:48:34.130 --> 00:48:35.090
You make me suck him off?
1033
00:48:35.110 --> 00:48:35.769
How about XG?
1034
00:48:35.769 --> 00:48:36.789
What do we have XG for?
1035
00:48:36.829 --> 00:48:39.090
Immigrant labor. We'll let him choose.
1036
00:48:39.610 --> 00:48:41.909
The immigrant has to do that.
1037
00:48:41.949 --> 00:48:44.469
Yeah, you want a citizenship? Suck him off.
1038
00:48:47.019 --> 00:48:49.920
You think XG, if he could just get it out
1039
00:48:49.940 --> 00:48:51.750
of the way, go ahead and get it 100% locked in,
1040
00:48:51.780 --> 00:48:52.679
he would suck.
1041
00:48:52.579 --> 00:48:53.619
Off one guy? I'm going to.
1042
00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:57.039
Say something to you, Johnny. And I'm going to lose
1043
00:48:57.219 --> 00:48:59.719
probably all my fan base for saying this. I would
1044
00:48:59.760 --> 00:49:01.519
suck off Trump if it meant to get rid of
1045
00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:05.550
the Fed. To get rid of the Fed. I would sacrifice.
1046
00:49:05.590 --> 00:49:08.369
You're a hero. You're a real American hero, dude.
1047
00:49:08.849 --> 00:49:11.849
If he goes, all you got to do is just
1048
00:49:12.550 --> 00:49:13.670
work it one time.
1049
00:49:14.380 --> 00:49:17.250
And I'll sign this paper right here. I go sign
1050
00:49:17.289 --> 00:49:20.579
it first and then I'll do it. the deed.
1051
00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:21.659
Guaranteed.
1052
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:24.900
And triplies always pay their debts.
1053
00:49:26.099 --> 00:49:26.920
You're a hero, Sam.
1054
00:49:27.139 --> 00:49:29.949
You're a real American hero. Yeah. If he get rid
1055
00:49:30.030 --> 00:49:32.590
of the IRS and the Fed, I'd sacrifice my
manhood.
1056
00:49:34.530 --> 00:49:36.650
You're asshole? You're asshole?
1057
00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:38.530
Yeah. Really? I would, dude.
1058
00:49:39.190 --> 00:49:39.530
I would.
1059
00:49:39.630 --> 00:49:42.730
Sorry, guys. You guys don't like me, but I have
1060
00:49:42.750 --> 00:49:44.449
to do this for America, for my children.
1061
00:49:46.150 --> 00:49:47.699
God bless you, Sam. That's all I'll say.
1062
00:49:47.710 --> 00:49:48.130
Thank you.
1063
00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:49.250
God bless you, sir.
1064
00:49:49.670 --> 00:49:50.949
Thank you, dude. Thank you.
1065
00:49:51.090 --> 00:49:53.869
It's located about 30 minutes away from Los Angeles.
1066
00:49:54.570 --> 00:49:57.300
I worked at that company over a 15 year period.
1067
00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:01.269
I was a senior brand manager for the two largest non-infomercial.
1068
00:50:00.659 --> 00:50:01.360
Brands at the company.
1069
00:50:01.440 --> 00:50:02.659
Because she was so high up.
1070
00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:05.340
Shout out Myra, by the way.
1071
00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:06.099
Lovely.
1072
00:50:07.690 --> 00:50:10.820
She knows all of the company's secrets. She's probably the
1073
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:13.679
only person in the world who has the power to
1074
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:20.219
completely destroy this company. So you might be thinking, how
1075
00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:23.010
does an air purifier company from Los Angeles get away
1076
00:50:23.070 --> 00:50:28.070
with funding the world's biggest human trafficking ring? Well, they
1077
00:50:28.110 --> 00:50:30.710
have a pretty sneaky way of pulling this off. The
1078
00:50:30.750 --> 00:50:34.090
leader of all of the abuse pretends to be a god.
1079
00:50:34.110 --> 00:50:38.539
He has his own organization called Jaga Guru Kripalu Parishat,
1080
00:50:38.820 --> 00:50:43.840
or JKP for short. On their website, you can see
1081
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:46.349
that this man claims to be the fifth Jaga Guru
1082
00:50:46.449 --> 00:50:50.070
of the world, which basically means that he is literally
1083
00:50:50.150 --> 00:50:53.429
God himself, but in the form of a human. And yeah,
1084
00:50:53.570 --> 00:50:56.170
you watching this might not believe that this man's a God,
1085
00:50:56.469 --> 00:51:00.500
but there's about 100 million people from all around the
1086
00:51:00.539 --> 00:51:04.739
world that actually do believe this. So I found someone
1087
00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:07.619
who said they lived in this organization for over 14
1088
00:51:07.619 --> 00:51:09.320
years and sent them a message.
1089
00:51:10.530 --> 00:51:13.690
I was just drawn in. It just seemed like, oh, hey,
1090
00:51:13.710 --> 00:51:15.309
this could be a spiritual home for me.
1091
00:51:15.329 --> 00:51:18.670
This could be where I learn, where I advance, where
1092
00:51:18.690 --> 00:51:20.190
I achieve my spiritual goals.
1093
00:51:20.530 --> 00:51:22.929
The first thing she explained to me was why everyone
1094
00:51:22.969 --> 00:51:24.309
believes that he's a god.
1095
00:51:24.329 --> 00:51:26.090
We had rogue.
1096
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:29.289
People in the history of the organization.
1097
00:51:29.019 --> 00:51:29.880
Who would.
1098
00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:34.880
Say, yeah, you're this or you're that or you get
1099
00:51:34.900 --> 00:51:39.219
this award. For a fee. For a personal fee to
1100
00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:41.199
that person or those couple of people.
1101
00:51:43.039 --> 00:51:47.610
Sam, should we get some titles for ourselves?
1102
00:51:48.489 --> 00:51:51.369
Oh, bro. The best way to make money is to
1103
00:51:51.670 --> 00:51:53.150
start a religious organization.
1104
00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:55.409
No, no, no. We got to pay them, dude. We
1105
00:51:55.429 --> 00:51:57.789
could become Jaja gurus or whatever, bro.
1106
00:51:58.449 --> 00:51:58.809
Yeah.
1107
00:51:58.869 --> 00:51:59.550
Don't you want to do that?
1108
00:51:59.570 --> 00:52:01.110
Do you want to be a Jaja guru?
1109
00:52:02.369 --> 00:52:04.670
I don't even have to be, like, the first one in, like,
1110
00:52:04.769 --> 00:52:07.389
or whatever he was, like, 150. I would just, I'll be, like,
1111
00:52:07.469 --> 00:52:08.670
the mid-tier. I'm happy.
1112
00:52:09.190 --> 00:52:11.869
Johnny's, like, a 200th-ranked god.
1113
00:52:12.250 --> 00:52:14.349
Can you imagine what that would do for this podcast, bro,
1114
00:52:14.389 --> 00:52:16.110
if we became, like, minor deities?
1115
00:52:16.670 --> 00:52:17.670
Can we come up with.
1116
00:52:17.510 --> 00:52:20.550
Names for us? You're Jajaguru. I'm Gigi Jongjong.
1117
00:52:21.380 --> 00:52:23.980
Gigi Jongjong? Yeah, I'm sure if you pay enough, they'll
1118
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:24.880
let you call yourself whatever.
1119
00:52:24.900 --> 00:52:28.039
Johnny, if we could dominate the Asian market, oh, my God.
1120
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:29.519
What if they were, what if you wanted to be
1121
00:52:29.539 --> 00:52:35.420
called Waitaniga? What do you think that would be?
1122
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:36.639
Yes, I'm in.
1123
00:52:37.019 --> 00:52:38.880
Do you think they would let you do that?
1124
00:52:39.340 --> 00:52:39.719
It sounds right.
1125
00:52:39.739 --> 00:52:41.880
They would probably be scared, but then they realize on
1126
00:52:41.900 --> 00:52:43.519
the other side of this is salvation.
1127
00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:45.780
Well, you're going to pay them. That's the point, right?
1128
00:52:46.500 --> 00:52:48.559
And they have to call me too, every time they
1129
00:52:48.579 --> 00:52:48.940
see me.
1130
00:52:49.840 --> 00:53:00.380
What religion would you say is most prone to white
1131
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:05.119
chicks getting fooled. It's got to be like this stuff.
1132
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:06.500
Great question, dude.
1133
00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:10.909
These gurus, bro. Mormonism is up there.
1134
00:53:10.929 --> 00:53:13.789
All the Hindus. But Mormons, dude. I have a lot
1135
00:53:13.849 --> 00:53:16.269
of Hindu friends. They're wonderful people.
1136
00:53:16.630 --> 00:53:21.309
And just like every group, they have some real scumbags
1137
00:53:21.429 --> 00:53:22.230
in their group, dude.
1138
00:53:22.289 --> 00:53:24.219
And some real dumb white chicks, for sure.
1139
00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:29.280
And white chicks love scumbags. They're like moth to a flame, dude.
1140
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:32.860
They're like, are you a scumbag into doing disgusting sexual stuff?
1141
00:53:33.179 --> 00:53:34.199
Let me worship you.
1142
00:53:35.489 --> 00:53:38.090
The polygamous Mormons are up there too, for sure.
1143
00:53:38.849 --> 00:53:42.809
Mormons. I mean, Muslims now are getting into white progressive chicks.
1144
00:53:46.449 --> 00:53:50.639
It's never, well, I guess, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, like,
1145
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.480
nexium i mean what do you call that what what
1146
00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:55.039
that was.
1147
00:53:55.000 --> 00:53:58.159
Oh yeah that was definitely yeah these oh dude new
1148
00:53:58.420 --> 00:53:59.760
age new age.
1149
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:03.429
Is new age yeah that's it number one dude and
1150
00:54:03.469 --> 00:54:05.289
that's a lot of like that's kind of like uh
1151
00:54:05.349 --> 00:54:06.809
sort of what would you say kind of like a
1152
00:54:06.929 --> 00:54:11.170
quasi uh hindu buddhist kind of stuff they kind of
1153
00:54:11.190 --> 00:54:11.809
pick and choose.
1154
00:54:11.730 --> 00:54:14.809
Who shows up and tells you they figured it all
1155
00:54:14.949 --> 00:54:18.860
out is shady as shit absolutely Anybody who's like, hey, dude,
1156
00:54:18.889 --> 00:54:22.239
I know we're like about 5,000 years into this question,
1157
00:54:22.300 --> 00:54:23.900
but I figured it out.
1158
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:26.059
Yeah, absolutely.
1159
00:54:27.139 --> 00:54:30.639
Eventually, you just want to start banging chicks.
1160
00:54:30.869 --> 00:54:33.429
Jared Leto, somebody points out. Totally right.
1161
00:54:33.650 --> 00:54:33.849
Yeah.
1162
00:54:34.010 --> 00:54:35.710
You just want to start banging chicks.
1163
00:54:36.670 --> 00:54:38.409
We should do that, dude. We should start our own thing.
1164
00:54:38.769 --> 00:54:42.579
We could do that. I could be like your handler,
1165
00:54:42.619 --> 00:54:43.159
like the guy.
1166
00:54:43.179 --> 00:54:44.900
No, Johnny, I don't want to be the leader. You
1167
00:54:44.940 --> 00:54:46.239
got to be the face. I want to be the
1168
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:47.780
guy behind the scenes.
1169
00:54:48.619 --> 00:54:50.739
Oh, you know, I could be like your body man.
1170
00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:52.059
You know, the guy that's around you all the time
1171
00:54:52.099 --> 00:54:53.449
just kind of keeping the hot chicks away from you.
1172
00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:58.949
No, no, no, you're the face. You're the Hitler. I'm Borman.
1173
00:54:59.389 --> 00:55:02.329
I'm Martin Borman. Yeah, let's
put XG out there.
1174
00:55:02.789 --> 00:55:03.469
He'll be at the top.
1175
00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:06.780
Yeah, XG. I want to be Martin Borman where I'm
1176
00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.869
really in control, but nobody knows who I am.
1177
00:55:08.869 --> 00:55:12.989
Martin Borman. I'll be the Goebbels. I'll be the guy
1178
00:55:13.010 --> 00:55:16.989
who writes all the press and sends out the invitations.
1179
00:55:17.070 --> 00:55:19.170
Worship XG, white sluts.
1180
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:24.900
And it will be the ones that have to try
1181
00:55:25.019 --> 00:55:26.239
out the ass first.
1182
00:55:26.699 --> 00:55:28.739
Yeah, I'll be like, hey, dude, if you want to join,
1183
00:55:28.780 --> 00:55:31.460
we got to hit that. So if you want, you
1184
00:55:31.500 --> 00:55:33.690
and your wife want any salvation, you got to let
1185
00:55:33.730 --> 00:55:37.690
us hit it. It's not our rules. It's from up there.
1186
00:55:38.090 --> 00:55:42.000
Yeah, we've been blessed by the snuffleupagus with his seed
1187
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:43.019
is actually enclosed through us.
1188
00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:45.820
The problem, Johnny, is like, I don't know if anyone's
1189
00:55:45.900 --> 00:55:49.090
hung enough in our group to be a cult leader,
1190
00:55:49.130 --> 00:55:50.550
you kind of got to have a big one.
1191
00:55:50.570 --> 00:55:50.909
No, no, no.
1192
00:55:51.050 --> 00:55:53.690
You're wrong on that, C. You're wrong about that. You
1193
00:55:53.730 --> 00:55:57.969
have to convince the followers that big dick is disgusting.
1194
00:55:58.070 --> 00:55:59.130
That's part of our religion.
1195
00:55:59.210 --> 00:56:01.630
Oh, didn't the Romans do that for a long time? Yeah, yeah,
1196
00:56:01.710 --> 00:56:04.619
they did. Only animals have big roots. That's right. You
1197
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:08.820
want these tiny roots. They really did, yeah. If you
1198
00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:11.000
don't think my dick is big enough, it's because you
1199
00:56:11.019 --> 00:56:14.000
have a wide-set vagina and you have to do tons
1200
00:56:14.059 --> 00:56:16.400
of Kegels. To make me feel good.
1201
00:56:16.420 --> 00:56:19.239
That's why all the statues had like mid dicks because they,
1202
00:56:19.780 --> 00:56:23.960
they thought it was kind of, uh, what would you say? Like, uh, low,
1203
00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:29.469
you know, like kind of bestial, uh, you know, working class.
1204
00:56:29.670 --> 00:56:29.869
Yeah.
1205
00:56:29.909 --> 00:56:32.670
Guys with big dicks are basically bestiality and you know,
1206
00:56:32.710 --> 00:56:33.289
and I know it.
1207
00:56:33.289 --> 00:56:34.090
Yeah.
1208
00:56:34.230 --> 00:56:36.510
Don't, don't, don't say that too loud though.
1209
00:56:36.590 --> 00:56:39.369
Okay. Okay. Um, all right. Yeah.
1210
00:56:39.449 --> 00:56:42.789
I'll just skip around in this, but, uh, yeah, let me,
1211
00:56:42.809 --> 00:56:45.210
let me, okay. So this lady, obviously white chick getting fooled.
1212
00:56:45.670 --> 00:56:50.510
as you would expect at any kind of guru scam situation.
1213
00:56:50.949 --> 00:56:53.369
And then I'll skip a little to the end now.
1214
00:56:55.449 --> 00:56:56.489
See, he basically just said.
1215
00:57:00.750 --> 00:57:03.409
Three times in the courtroom and none of those.
1216
00:57:03.869 --> 00:57:09.809
Bro, this is the craziest thing. They put this guy's
1217
00:57:09.829 --> 00:57:10.409
bail so high.
1218
00:57:10.449 --> 00:57:10.530
Yes.
1219
00:57:14.219 --> 00:57:16.559
And, you know, you don't realize it, or maybe I'm
1220
00:57:16.619 --> 00:57:18.840
slow and you're smart and you realize that the whole time.
1221
00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:23.260
But this living, what is it called?
1222
00:57:23.280 --> 00:57:24.809
I don't remember.
1223
00:57:25.329 --> 00:57:27.909
Living large or whatever.
1224
00:57:28.230 --> 00:57:31.090
No, what is it? Living spaces.
1225
00:57:31.670 --> 00:57:32.590
No, it's not living.
1226
00:57:32.670 --> 00:57:36.010
Did we apologize? No, I'm joking. Ideal living.
1227
00:57:36.690 --> 00:57:45.630
Ideal living. Ideal living. He was so... So dangerous. They
1228
00:57:45.670 --> 00:57:52.269
gave a $ 10 million bond. Living. What again?
1229
00:57:52.690 --> 00:57:54.010
Ideal living.
1230
00:57:54.429 --> 00:57:57.179
Ideal living. Put up $ 10 million.
1231
00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:57.739
Yeah.
1232
00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.039
That's how this guy's able to go get sushi the
1233
00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:04.440
night before he's about to get 200 years in jail.
1234
00:58:04.460 --> 00:58:06.050
Yeah.
1235
00:58:06.349 --> 00:58:07.469
I'll just play a little bit of it and then
1236
00:58:07.510 --> 00:58:09.530
we'll talk about the Patriot.
1237
00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:16.269
Theory it was a new york jewish diamond salesman who
1238
00:58:16.309 --> 00:58:22.610
found a scam and two poor fucking swamis found a financier.
1239
00:58:22.429 --> 00:58:26.250
You don't have to say a jewish diamond yeah and
1240
00:58:26.349 --> 00:58:28.329
scam that's redundant.
1241
00:58:28.070 --> 00:58:30.769
Yeah yeah you know those irish jewish uh i mean
1242
00:58:30.789 --> 00:58:35.300
those irish uh diamond salesmen that are famous in new york.
1243
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:41.659
Uh boy yeah i mean that's hilarious Um, yeah. Okay.
1244
00:58:41.699 --> 00:58:44.159
So I'll shut up everybody.
1245
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:46.039
I'll let the thing, I know I'm going to hear it.
1246
00:58:48.860 --> 00:58:52.469
And they, however, the story gets crazier.
1247
00:58:53.110 --> 00:58:55.170
The Hindu guru convicted.
1248
00:58:55.309 --> 00:58:56.449
They got his conviction.
1249
00:58:56.489 --> 00:58:59.150
He was convicted of 20 counts of child molestation, sentenced
1250
00:58:59.190 --> 00:59:00.429
to 280 years in jail.
1251
00:59:00.489 --> 00:59:02.090
But on the day of his sentencing, he.
1252
00:59:02.070 --> 00:59:02.570
Never showed up.
1253
00:59:02.929 -->
00:59:05.349
They called his name three times in the courtroom and
1254
00:59:05.469 --> 00:59:06.869
none of those calls were answered.
1255
00:59:07.110 --> 00:59:08.750
Religious leader may be on the run.
1256
00:59:08.769 --> 00:59:12.130
Convicted Hindu guru. has disappeared nobody knows where he is
1257
00:59:12.429 --> 00:59:14.800
is the 82 year old man unable to make it
1258
00:59:15.050 --> 00:59:19.599
or is he on the run the.
1259
00:59:18.010 --> 00:59:20.139
Night before his sentencing he was having dinner with my
1260
00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:23.500
bosses they helped him escape to mexico.
1261
00:59:23.619 --> 00:59:28.760
U.s marshal states the most complex escape that they'd ever
1262
00:59:28.940 --> 00:59:34.170
seen To this second, he's on the Interpol's most wanted list.
1263
00:59:34.489 --> 00:59:36.309
I called the FBI and I said, I found him,
1264
00:59:36.369 --> 00:59:36.789
I found him.
1265
00:59:36.869 --> 00:59:39.750
So they met up with the FBI and gave them
1266
00:59:40.130 --> 00:59:43.269
all of their evidence. But for some reason, the FBI
1267
00:59:43.309 --> 00:59:45.590
did nothing. They didn't really know what else to do
1268
00:59:45.630 --> 00:59:48.730
with all the evidence they had. So they decided to
1269
00:59:48.809 --> 00:59:49.829
share it with the news.
1270
00:59:49.849 --> 00:59:52.030
After she had gotten clearance from the story, she said,
1271
01:00:08.019 --> 01:00:10.280
I'm going to grab the readers by the throat from
1272
01:00:10.300 --> 01:00:12.219
the very first line and keep them reading all the
1273
01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:12.900
way till the end.
1274
01:00:13.380 --> 01:00:16.119
He said there were going to be seven videos that
1275
01:00:16.139 --> 01:00:18.630
we've interviewed all of these people. Then he told me
1276
01:00:18.690 --> 01:00:20.530
it was going to be on the cover, Ben. He
1277
01:00:20.570 --> 01:00:21.690
told me it was going to be on the cover
1278
01:00:21.769 --> 01:00:23.789
of Newsweek and on the online.
1279
01:00:24.170 --> 01:00:25.829
Cleared legal. It was ready to be published.
1280
01:00:25.849 --> 01:00:26.989
We were just waiting for the publication.
1281
01:00:29.030 --> 01:00:31.150
I got a Google alert. And so I clicked the
1282
01:00:31.170 --> 01:00:33.170
link and I'm watching this video of myself.
1283
01:00:33.409 --> 01:00:35.309
It turns out that this wasn't the story.
1284
01:00:35.329 --> 01:00:37.849
It was just a small clip of the interview that
1285
01:00:38.150 --> 01:00:39.309
accidentally leaked online.
1286
01:00:39.369 --> 01:00:40.489
I called the next day and he goes, oh, it
1287
01:00:40.510 --> 01:00:41.000
was a leak.
1288
01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:42.599
We don't know what happened.
1289
01:00:43.019 --> 01:00:44.400
We don't know why it's on there. I go, how
1290
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:45.900
do you not know? What do you mean?
1291
01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:49.199
The news organization that accidentally leaked this clip sent them
1292
01:00:49.219 --> 01:00:52.070
an email later that day saying that they can verify
1293
01:00:52.110 --> 01:00:55.230
that Peter saw the video. And now that the CEO
1294
01:00:55.309 --> 01:00:57.690
of ideal living knows that there's a story about to
1295
01:00:57.730 --> 01:01:00.329
come out that could destroy his billion dollar company.
1296
01:01:00.349 --> 01:01:02.449
He's going to do whatever he.
1297
01:01:02.349 --> 01:01:05.889
Can to stop this story from airing. So literally right
1298
01:01:05.929 --> 01:01:08.400
before all of the stories were supposed to come out,
1299
01:01:09.099 --> 01:01:09.659
this happened.
1300
01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:11.280
He ghosted me.
1301
01:01:15.260 --> 01:01:19.969
This is a guy who was obsessed with finding Sir Swati.
1302
01:01:20.010 --> 01:01:20.710
And then I.
1303
01:01:20.750 --> 01:01:23.230
Asked him, like, did they threaten you or your family? Like,
1304
01:01:23.289 --> 01:01:25.250
I texted him that this week. Like, why else are
1305
01:01:25.269 --> 01:01:25.989
you not responding?
1306
01:01:26.889 --> 01:01:29.429
Out of nowhere, all of the news reporters from all
1307
01:01:29.469 --> 01:01:31.519
of the different news stations that were working on this
1308
01:01:31.539 --> 01:01:35.199
story either all left the company or all got fired.
1309
01:01:35.219 --> 01:01:39.340
I wonder what that guy's typing right now. Please don't
1310
01:01:39.380 --> 01:01:39.960
fire me.
1311
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:42.559
He doesn't have any fingers. It's probably just like... Yeah,
1312
01:01:42.579 --> 01:01:43.079
he's just.
1313
01:01:42.980 --> 01:01:45.780
Banging on it. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. I want
1314
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.019
to be on this whole.
1315
01:01:47.659 --> 01:01:50.929
No, no, I'm done with it now. That's crazy, bro.
1316
01:01:52.489 --> 01:01:54.590
I can't... I mean, as someone who worked at newspapers
1317
01:01:54.630 --> 01:01:58.349
for years, for them to... I mean, a 10,000-word cover piece,
1318
01:01:58.829 --> 01:02:02.860
that's something you've dedicated significant resources to that's cleared legal,
1319
01:02:03.159 --> 01:02:04.920
so your attorneys are okay with it. That means they
1320
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:06.860
back you up. The company backs you up when it's
1321
01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:10.119
gone through legal. That's like the imprimatur of the entire
1322
01:02:10.179 --> 01:02:13.840
company is on that thing. And then they... day for
1323
01:02:13.860 --> 01:02:15.739
them to pull that, and not only pull that, but
1324
01:02:15.780 --> 01:02:18.960
possibly get somebody fired. There were other journalists. A bunch
1325
01:02:19.019 --> 01:02:21.869
of people fired. Yeah, a bunch of people. And then, so,
1326
01:02:22.250 --> 01:02:24.670
Ben says later in the video, he contacted one of
1327
01:02:24.710 --> 01:02:27.789
the journalists, and the journalist was like, hey, man, be
1328
01:02:27.829 --> 01:02:30.329
careful with this. Now, if
you say I said be
1329
01:02:30.369 --> 01:02:33.010
careful with this, I will deny it, but be careful.
1330
01:02:33.590 --> 01:02:36.639
Yeah, and then he played that video. It's a little shady, right,
1331
01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:37.530
of Reckless Ben? It is.
1332
01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:39.760
He changed the voice, but, yeah.
1333
01:02:39.780 --> 01:02:42.420
Oh, you said anything. I'll deny it.
1334
01:02:43.489 --> 01:02:47.010
And then it ends with him saying to this, uh,
1335
01:02:47.329 --> 01:02:52.090
this could be Jewish diamond dealer from New York, um, that,
1336
01:02:52.969 --> 01:02:55.670
Hey man, you got 48 hours. I've done my own
1337
01:02:55.710 --> 01:02:59.099
documentary on this. If you get back to me and
1338
01:02:59.119 --> 01:03:01.480
do an interview, maybe it won't come out. Uh, it's
1339
01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:03.519
going to go on my Patreon right now. Brilliant move
1340
01:03:03.539 --> 01:03:05.159
by him, by the way, I bet he is just
1341
01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:06.940
raking in cash on this documentary.
1342
01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:09.300
You got money for me. Uh, yeah.
1343
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:12.570
And, uh, And then it ends kind of like, I mean,
1344
01:03:12.590 --> 01:03:14.409
almost like a threat. He's like, hey, this is coming
1345
01:03:14.469 --> 01:03:16.320
out unless you interview with me. Now, Ben did this
1346
01:03:16.380 --> 01:03:20.019
incredibly brave, possibly stupid thing where he pretended to be
1347
01:03:20.039 --> 01:03:21.960
delivering DoorDash to the headquarters.
1348
01:03:21.980 --> 01:03:23.260
That was crazy.
1349
01:03:23.300 --> 01:03:28.260
Let's just play that, actually, real quick, because that's so funny. God,
1350
01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:30.789
he's got some balls on him, this Ben. So here
1351
01:03:30.809 --> 01:03:34.250
he is. He's going to the Ideal Living headquarters, pretending
1352
01:03:34.269 --> 01:03:36.349
to be delivering a DoorDash burrito to them.
1353
01:03:37.510 --> 01:03:38.570
To get Peter's side.
1354
01:03:39.889 --> 01:03:44.090
Can I get a burrito? Thank you. Hello, I got.
1355
01:03:43.969 --> 01:03:47.250
A DoorDash for Peter Spiegel.
1356
01:03:47.789 --> 01:03:59.920
That's just a drop off at the second floor. And
1357
01:03:59.940 --> 01:04:03.119
he walks right by him. Do you see that? Perfect.
1358
01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:13.190
Yeah, Peter's right there. Terrible posture.
1359
01:04:14.949 --> 01:04:16.570
Well, he's like 70 something.
1360
01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:20.280
Probably from bending over looking at diamonds.
1361
01:04:20.300 --> 01:04:21.659
Hello, are you Peter?
1362
01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:22.340
I am.
1363
01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:26.699
I'm a reporter on Ideal Living and wanted to see
1364
01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:28.940
if you could answer some questions for a story I'm doing.
1365
01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:33.880
If that's okay? Dude, this guy is so brave. Just
1366
01:04:34.300 --> 01:04:35.639
introducing to Helen.
1367
01:04:36.300 --> 01:04:37.059
Hello.
1368
01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:38.739
I'm Peter's assistant. I think.
1369
01:04:39.670 --> 01:04:41.489
He'd probably want to share his side because there's like
1370
01:04:41.510 --> 01:04:43.349
some allegations on him that I don't know if they're
1371
01:04:43.369 --> 01:04:43.619
true or not.
1372
01:04:43.869 --> 01:04:47.730
Now, the guy on the left clearly is the press
1373
01:04:47.750 --> 01:04:50.570
guy and doesn't quite know about this. The guy on
1374
01:04:50.610 --> 01:04:53.489
the right absolutely knows about this story. You can tell.
1375
01:04:53.889 --> 01:04:57.739
And he's like, yeah, the guy in the hat. Look
1376
01:04:57.800 --> 01:05:00.460
at his expression. And he knows, you know, that guy
1377
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:02.719
knows something. Yeah, he's freaking out. The guy on the
1378
01:05:02.760 --> 01:05:05.300
left is like, OK, well, we'll just kill this. But
1379
01:05:05.340 --> 01:05:11.739
the guy on the right is he's worried. You can tell. I, uh, I'd.
1380
01:05:11.699 --> 01:05:14.619
Hope they're not true, but, um, I just want to
1381
01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:16.019
share his side. So that way it doesn't like make
1382
01:05:16.059 --> 01:05:16.880
him look like the bad guy.
1383
01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:17.579
You know what I mean?
1384
01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:17.679
Yeah.
1385
01:05:17.699 --> 01:05:20.619
Basically the, the biggest question I guess is they're saying
1386
01:05:21.059 --> 01:05:23.719
he's like funding the world's biggest human trafficking ring.
1387
01:05:24.019 --> 01:05:26.880
Oh my God. Like that isn't true.
1388
01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:29.019
You know, like I think it would be very beneficial
1389
01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.320
for him to say that, you.
1390
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:34.280
Know, otherwise he's like, Oh my God, that's crazy.
1391
01:05:34.300 --> 01:05:38.400
So I think it would be like, You know, I
1392
01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:39.920
think it's something he would probably want to talk about.
1393
01:05:39.940 --> 01:05:41.900
First of all, never trust a guy who wears his
1394
01:05:41.940 --> 01:05:44.400
hat backwards like that.
1395
01:05:44.780 --> 01:05:45.480
Yeah.
1396
01:05:45.539 --> 01:05:47.159
I'm coming straight to the source, you know?
1397
01:05:47.219 --> 01:05:48.219
So yeah. Yeah.
1398
01:05:48.429 --> 01:05:51.349
Please email me, send me the information and then we
1399
01:05:51.369 --> 01:05:52.730
can go from there.
1400
01:05:53.050 --> 01:05:53.309
Okay.
1401
01:05:53.710 --> 01:05:56.849
What is this? I'm in Toronto. She has a gay assistant.
1402
01:05:56.909 --> 01:05:58.650
Maybe like the end of the day today, you think?
1403
01:05:58.670 --> 01:06:00.409
Yeah, shoot me an email. We can go. Shoot me
1404
01:06:00.449 --> 01:06:02.239
an email. We can totally do it. I'll talk to
1405
01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:03.559
you later today then hopefully.
1406
01:06:03.579 --> 01:06:03.940
Yeah.
1407
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:06.460
Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you.
1408
01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:08.260
I waited all day.
1409
01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:11.079
And they never got back to me.
1410
01:06:11.940 --> 01:06:13.530
So, I guess I have to try again.
1411
01:06:13.550 --> 01:06:15.329
Can I get a burrito?
1412
01:06:16.130 --> 01:06:16.750
Thank you.
1413
01:06:19.230 --> 01:06:24.730
DoorDash for Peter Spiegel. This guy. Delivered to the second
1414
01:06:24.849 --> 01:06:26.929
floor of the building. This guy's like, oh, I did time.
1415
01:06:27.030 --> 01:06:30.780
I finally got a job. So excited. He's like, oh shit,
1416
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:31.860
this is really happening.
1417
01:06:31.880 --> 01:06:34.039
Oh my god.
1418
01:06:34.460 --> 01:06:36.510
And then he looks right at the picture. This is
1419
01:06:36.530 --> 01:06:38.090
part of the delivery instructions, I guess.
1420
01:06:39.309 --> 01:06:44.369
Well, I don't get paid unless I get.
1421
01:06:44.309 --> 01:06:44.849
It to him, I guess.
1422
01:06:44.869 --> 01:06:47.150
But at this moment, I saw that they made a
1423
01:06:47.210 --> 01:06:49.769
wanted poster with my face on it.
1424
01:06:50.289 --> 01:06:50.550
Yeah.
1425
01:06:51.849 --> 01:06:53.429
He's like, oh, no, it's him.
1426
01:06:54.010 --> 01:06:56.219
It's so crazy, dude. Yeah, so they don't let him
1427
01:06:56.260 --> 01:06:58.579
in that time, obviously. And then it ends with him
1428
01:06:59.079 --> 01:07:02.219
threatening this guy with the documentary, which is now on Patreon.
1429
01:07:02.260 --> 01:07:02.960
Did you watch it?
1430
01:07:04.300 --> 01:07:05.639
Yes.
1431
01:07:06.300 --> 01:07:08.840
Does it reveal significantly more than.
1432
01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:11.159
What's in this video? Yeah, like how they operate, how
1433
01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:15.269
they realize that this was all planned, and how Peter
1434
01:07:15.309 --> 01:07:23.449
was a part of it and basically sacrificed $ 10, 000, 000.
1435
01:07:19.610 --> 01:07:24.730
$ 10, 000, 000?
1436
01:07:20.889 --> 01:07:24.909
$ 10, 000, 000, excuse me, sacrificed it.
1437
01:07:24.949 --> 01:07:26.860
Wait, wait, to put Bond up for that guru and
1438
01:07:26.880 --> 01:07:27.469
get him out?
1439
01:07:27.530 --> 01:07:31.699
Yeah, fully known he was going to bolt. That's crazy.
1440
01:07:32.239 --> 01:07:34.900
They basically, what they did was they sent a very
1441
01:07:35.019 --> 01:07:38.659
specialized wheelchair to India that cost a lot of money
1442
01:07:38.699 --> 01:07:41.280
to get there. And they started it before he jumped bail.
1443
01:07:41.780 --> 01:07:42.369
Oh, interesting.
1444
01:07:43.050 --> 01:07:44.250
So they knew he was going to do it.
1445
01:07:44.250 --> 01:07:46.190
Does it go into the trafficking stuff or is it
1446
01:07:46.230 --> 01:07:47.400
just about how they got that guy?
1447
01:07:47.489 --> 01:07:50.230
They have a moment where they meet a guy just,
1448
01:07:50.570 --> 01:07:52.869
just randomly walking
down the street. They saw a dude
1449
01:07:52.889 --> 01:07:55.369
who used to work there and they were like, Hey dude,
1450
01:07:55.389 --> 01:07:56.570
we're doing this story on this.
1451
01:07:56.610 --> 01:07:59.070
What do you think? He goes, I'm the guy that
1452
01:07:59.150 --> 01:08:06.880
wired the 10 mil. Are you serious? Yeah. Holy shit, dude. Oh, wow. Yeah,
1453
01:08:06.940 --> 01:08:08.389
I mean, they put it together.
1454
01:08:09.300 --> 01:08:10.789
How are these people not in jail?
1455
01:08:10.809 --> 01:08:14.989
By the way, Johnny, their giant, like, place isn't far
1456
01:08:15.070 --> 01:08:15.469
from us.
1457
01:08:16.630 --> 01:08:18.670
Oh, yeah, yeah. We should say they have some kind of, like,
1458
01:08:18.710 --> 01:08:21.289
palace or something that doesn't appear on Google Maps, but
1459
01:08:21.329 --> 01:08:24.890
that they've built. They're like, what would you say, kind
1460
01:08:24.930 --> 01:08:27.880
of a scam headquarters is over there, the religious scam
1461
01:08:27.899 --> 01:08:32.199
headquarters is over there. Did he mention what the trafficking
1462
01:08:32.260 --> 01:08:34.079
element is? Is it just girls?
1463
01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:41.159
Well, it's a little bit of a deceiving headline. Oh, really?
1464
01:08:41.840 --> 01:08:44.939
Like the world's biggest traffickers.
1465
01:08:45.529 --> 01:08:48.010
I think that's just a clickbait thing.
1466
01:08:48.890 --> 01:08:53.810
What it is is these two guys basically to move
1467
01:08:53.970 --> 01:08:57.109
up in the thing you have to bring them little girls.
1468
01:08:58.689 --> 01:08:59.029
How is that?
1469
01:08:59.069 --> 01:09:01.260
That sounds terrible.
1470
01:09:01.270 --> 01:09:04.300
It's not like they're taking girls from here and bringing
1471
01:09:04.319 --> 01:09:05.800
them over here to be sold.
1472
01:09:06.420 --> 01:09:06.680
I see.
1473
01:09:08.779 --> 01:09:13.739
It's not a trafficking ring. It's just straight up pedophile. Okay.
1474
01:09:14.140 --> 01:09:16.779
That's if there's anything, but I get why he did that.
1475
01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:21.010
But Anyway, props to that guy.
1476
01:09:21.470 --> 01:09:22.090
Props to Ben.
1477
01:09:23.369 --> 01:09:24.989
Ben's living dangerous, dude.
1478
01:09:25.069 --> 01:09:28.489
It's so crazy because his email is CAA. I'm wondering
1479
01:09:28.550 --> 01:09:30.750
how long till they're like, okay.
1480
01:09:30.770 --> 01:09:31.229
We're out.
1481
01:09:33.949 --> 01:09:38.079
What has happened to Milo Yiannopoulos? He's like detained by
1482
01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:38.779
ICE or something?
1483
01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:41.800
Yeah, he got picked up by ICE. He's in a
1484
01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:42.619
detention center.
1485
01:09:42.659 --> 01:09:45.260
They say there's a 5% chance he's going to be deported.
1486
01:09:46.539 --> 01:09:48.779
He had overstayed his visa.
1487
01:09:49.739 --> 01:09:55.779
My little nephew slash cousin overstayed his visa. It ruined
1488
01:09:55.819 --> 01:09:58.609
his life. All of his family is here in the States.
1489
01:09:59.550 --> 01:10:01.989
He had to stay in the UK now. He can't
1490
01:10:02.029 --> 01:10:05.010
come back for work or anything. It's the worst thing
1491
01:10:05.029 --> 01:10:07.029
you can do if you want to stay. They don't
1492
01:10:07.550 --> 01:10:09.310
F around with that shit, dude.
1493
01:10:09.619 --> 01:10:11.819
They don't F around, dude.
1494
01:10:12.340 --> 01:10:21.220
Again, it's like people don't understand that Latin jails unloaded
1495
01:10:22.140 --> 01:10:23.989
their bad guys into America.
1496
01:10:24.770 --> 01:10:24.930
Yeah.
1497
01:10:26.449 --> 01:10:26.710
Right.
1498
01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:31.069
I mean, okay, Hunter, what about your dad? Just allowing
1499
01:10:31.250 --> 01:10:37.199
all these, this, this, um, what's it called? Uh, replacement theory. Like,
1500
01:10:38.029 --> 01:10:41.600
You know, these immigrants come, the price of housing goes
1501
01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:45.140
up 30%. So it's like I've said a thousand times, dude.
1502
01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:47.979
It's like, this is a, this is a problem that
1503
01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:49.760
needs a, this is a problem.
1504
01:10:49.779 --> 01:10:53.539
Yeah, I'm gay. Johnny, I am. Johnny, you thought you
1505
01:10:53.579 --> 01:10:55.460
got me on something? You can't get me on what
1506
01:10:55.500 --> 01:10:56.279
I've already stated.
1507
01:10:56.300 --> 01:10:57.199
Okay.
1508
01:10:57.699 --> 01:10:59.640
I'm the John Gotti of the gays. I run the
1509
01:10:59.659 --> 01:11:07.579
glory holes. Okay. Nothing happens without my approval. Okay. That's
1510
01:11:07.619 --> 01:11:09.100
what you do when you're king of the gays.
1511
01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:10.739
You are king of the gays, Sam.
1512
01:11:11.319 --> 01:11:15.279
So, so, you know, it's like you unloaded.
1513
01:11:15.380 --> 01:11:17.819
So it's a problem that needs a scalpel and they're
1514
01:11:17.979 --> 01:11:19.340
using a sledgehammer.
1515
01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:19.720
Yeah.
1516
01:11:19.739 --> 01:11:26.710
A hundred percent. Do you, okay. Um, a couple of things.
1517
01:11:27.430 --> 01:11:32.270
Donald Trump has, uh, ranked. He just, I don't know
1518
01:11:32.310 --> 01:11:34.850
what this guy is doing with his life. Like, isn't
1519
01:11:34.869 --> 01:11:36.729
the president supposed to be busy doing shit?
1520
01:11:37.289 --> 01:11:40.100
Well, also, can we get the Reggie Watts shit, too?
1521
01:11:40.109 --> 01:11:42.739
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to. I have it
1522
01:11:42.779 --> 01:11:44.619
on the list. I just want to hit this to
1523
01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:48.899
me real quick. He released a full power ranking of
1524
01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:52.149
presidents on his, like, truth it out. He tweeted it out.
1525
01:11:52.659 --> 01:11:53.310
His full.
1526
01:11:53.689 --> 01:11:55.569
Will you get it on there, Johnny? I want to
1527
01:11:55.590 -->
01:11:57.329
look at it because I saw part of it, and
1528
01:11:57.350 --> 01:11:58.529
it's absolutely stupid.
1529
01:11:58.890 --> 01:11:59.890
It's so stupid.
1530
01:12:00.050 --> 01:12:03.189
Okay, obviously, he's at the top. He has a tier.
1531
01:12:03.329 --> 01:12:05.800
It's just him. It says the greatest, and it's Trump.
1532
01:12:06.800 --> 01:12:09.020
And then below that is a great tier. Let me
1533
01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:14.270
read that, and then Sam can react. Lincoln, George Washington, FDR,
1534
01:12:15.010 --> 01:12:20.729
Woodrow Wilson, Jefferson, and Andrew Jackson. Jefferson and Andrew Jackson
1535
01:12:20.770 --> 01:12:24.909
round up the great tier. What do you make of
1536
01:12:25.970 --> 01:12:28.250
Woodrow Wilson being among.
1537
01:12:28.090 --> 01:12:31.890
The great presidents? Johnny, there's three people that if I
1538
01:12:31.909 --> 01:12:35.649
can go back in time, I'd fight. Okay? I'd fight.
1539
01:12:36.069 --> 01:12:39.789
Mayor Rothschild, Woodrow Wilson, and that one guy who has
1540
01:12:40.050 --> 01:12:41.770
a hospital named after him in Indiana.
1541
01:12:41.789 --> 01:12:44.229
I always bring him up. What's his name? The guy
1542
01:12:44.250 --> 01:12:50.159
who ran all the sex experiments. Oh, Kinsey. Kinsey.
1543
01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:53.420
I'd fight Kinsey. Dude, give me a time machine. I'll
1544
01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:59.220
go merc that dude. I'll go merc that dude. Now,
1545
01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:01.539
what's the big Broadway play that everyone loves?
1546
01:13:01.560 --> 01:13:02.159
Hamilton.
1547
01:13:02.189 --> 01:13:02.520
Hamilton.
1548
01:13:03.470 --> 01:13:05.989
So which one of the... Was it Jackson that wanted
1549
01:13:06.010 --> 01:13:07.939
to get rid of the Fed? Or was it Jefferson?
1550
01:13:07.989 --> 01:13:08.760
It was Jackson.
1551
01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:10.380
Well, yeah.
1552
01:13:11.060 --> 01:13:11.800
How did you have.
1553
01:13:11.939 --> 01:13:16.920
Jackson and Woodrow Wilson on the same level when they
1554
01:13:17.199 --> 01:13:20.199
both had... I mean, it was so obvious Woodrow Wilson
1555
01:13:20.239 --> 01:13:23.930
was a closeted gay with a drug problem, and they
1556
01:13:23.989 --> 01:13:24.789
blackmailed him.
1557
01:13:27.050 --> 01:13:29.569
Can we go see who's the worst? But.
1558
01:13:30.350 --> 01:13:32.920
Okay, yeah, but Jackson wanted to end the national thing.
1559
01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:37.039
But I like Jefferson, fine. FDR was a dictator in
1560
01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:41.720
all but name. Lincoln assumed the suspended habeas corpus.
1561
01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:43.479
He expelled.
1562
01:13:43.510 --> 01:13:44.210
Lincoln's.
1563
01:13:43.930 --> 01:13:47.670
Bullshit, FDR's bullshit, Woodrow Wilson's bullshit.
1564
01:13:47.949 --> 01:13:52.750
Lincoln expelled political opponents from the country during the Civil War.
1565
01:13:53.449 --> 01:13:56.720
Teddy Roosevelt is in the near great tier along Grover Cleveland.
1566
01:13:58.119 --> 01:14:00.829
John Adams and James K. Polk Then you have the
1567
01:14:01.050 --> 01:14:04.229
average tier, which is the largest tier. You got Clinton,
1568
01:14:04.310 --> 01:14:13.890
John Quincy Adams, Monroe, Hayes, Madison, Van Buren, Taft, Chester Arthur, McKinley, Johnson, Hoover,
1569
01:14:15.170 --> 01:14:20.689
Herbert Hoover, and Benjamin Harrison. What do you think of
1570
01:14:20.729 --> 01:14:21.170
the average?
1571
01:14:23.229 --> 01:14:24.840
Roosevelt's a near great?
1572
01:14:26.600 --> 01:14:29.420
Yes, yes, and then you have Clinton in the average tier,
1573
01:14:29.460 --> 01:14:30.600
Bill Clinton in the average tier.
1574
01:14:30.619 --> 01:14:33.640
How is Clinton in the average tier? How is he
1575
01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:34.619
not a failure?
1576
01:14:36.220 --> 01:14:39.220
I completely agree with that. And then in the below
1577
01:14:39.319 --> 01:14:44.489
average tier, you have Tyler, Calvin Coolidge, Millard Fillmore, Taylor, Buchanan,
1578
01:14:44.729 --> 01:14:45.350
and Pierce.
1579
01:14:45.689 --> 01:14:47.310
Yeah, these are the ones that no one even knew
1580
01:14:47.350 --> 01:14:48.109
they were presidents.
1581
01:14:49.449 --> 01:14:54.130
Yeah, well, Tyler was barely there. And then in the failures,
1582
01:14:54.229 --> 01:14:59.510
just failures. You have Biden, Obama, Grant, Harding, and Carter.
1583
01:14:59.789 --> 01:15:02.210
And then I guess it doesn't even get ranked is
1584
01:15:02.550 --> 01:15:08.350
JFK because losers are presidents who die. I don't know.
1585
01:15:08.789 --> 01:15:10.689
And George Bush Jr., where's he?
1586
01:15:10.970 --> 01:15:12.130
Oh, yeah, W's not there either.
1587
01:15:12.149 --> 01:15:12.850
Yeah, you're right.
1588
01:15:12.909 --> 01:15:14.449
How about senior?
1589
01:15:14.550 --> 01:15:15.430
Where's senior?
1590
01:15:15.609 --> 01:15:18.869
Yeah, he's missing a few. So, yeah, I don't know.
1591
01:15:18.890 --> 01:15:21.050
It's like he had AI do this or something maybe
1592
01:15:21.210 --> 01:15:24.060
and then just– Just missed a few because he's got
1593
01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:28.350
in the failures here. It's Biden, Obama, Ulysses S. Grant, Harding.
1594
01:15:28.369 --> 01:15:29.590
What's your thoughts on Grant?
1595
01:15:30.710 --> 01:15:31.390
I'm fine with that.
1596
01:15:31.449 --> 01:15:32.869
Great. Great. Well, good.
1597
01:15:33.729 --> 01:15:38.470
Effective general, obviously. But yeah, as a president, I mean, he.
1598
01:15:40.170 --> 01:15:41.449
Wasn't even given a chance.
1599
01:15:42.109 --> 01:15:45.590
People have tried to rehabilitate Grant's presidency, but it was,
1600
01:15:45.850 --> 01:15:48.189
you know, you have the teapot dome scandal. And he
1601
01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:50.130
was kind of a guy. He was a guy back
1602
01:15:50.149 --> 01:15:52.180
then who just. I mean, there are letters of him
1603
01:15:52.220 --> 01:15:52.960
just being like, yeah.
1604
01:15:52.979
--> 01:15:54.000
Where's Reagan, dude?
1605
01:15:54.279 --> 01:15:57.340
Yeah, Reagan, too. There are letters of him being like, hey, yeah,
1606
01:15:57.380 --> 01:15:58.899
come on up. I'll take care of you, give you
1607
01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:00.560
a job at the White House. You know, it was
1608
01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:03.050
back in a time when it was, like, expected. He
1609
01:16:03.069 --> 01:16:05.609
was just, like, paying off all his friends with jobs, gigs,
1610
01:16:05.750 --> 01:16:10.449
and government. And, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Grant was
1611
01:16:11.229 --> 01:16:13.470
not considered an effectual leader.
1612
01:16:13.489 --> 01:16:13.869
Where's Reagan?
1613
01:16:13.890 --> 01:16:15.109
Where are the Bushes?
1614
01:16:15.850 --> 01:16:18.270
Yeah, yeah, he's missing, I'm sure, some others that I
1615
01:16:18.300 --> 01:16:18.720
don't remember.
1616
01:16:18.729 --> 01:16:19.640
Where's Biden? Where's Biden?
1617
01:16:20.750 --> 01:16:21.369
Biden's right there.
1618
01:16:21.489 --> 01:16:21.869
Failures.
1619
01:16:21.909 --> 01:16:25.890
He's leading the failures category. Anyway, it's just funny. What
1620
01:16:26.270 --> 01:16:28.489
is Trump doing? What is he doing with his life?
1621
01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:32.000
Trump's doing what Trump is always doing. Chaos. So funny.
1622
01:16:32.020 --> 01:16:37.460
So then he announced that he's renaming Lake Ontario Lake America,
1623
01:16:37.979 --> 01:16:40.800
which because we need that. That's important. He said that
1624
01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:43.880
he pointed out that Canada has not been dealing fairly
1625
01:16:43.899 --> 01:16:48.170
with with the United States on trade deals, and in
1626
01:16:48.229 --> 01:16:51.189
response to that, we are renamed. We're taking back Lake Ontario.
1627
01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:53.960
It's going to be called Lake America from now on, Sam.
1628
01:16:54.739 --> 01:16:56.800
Yeah, it's stupid. Nobody cares.
1629
01:16:57.039 --> 01:16:59.680
Yeah, it's so weird, dude. It's just like, would you
1630
01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:01.479
think he thinks that people like that?
1631
01:17:02.020 --> 01:17:03.619
Lakers and American Lakers.
1632
01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:08.479
It shares borders. It's north is Canada, south is the U.S.
1633
01:17:09.399 --> 01:17:10.560
Yeah, where's Nixon?
1634
01:17:11.319 --> 01:17:14.199
Nixon, yeah, Nixon's right. Yeah, it's missing people for sure.
1635
01:17:15.350 --> 01:17:18.229
I bet he had AI do it, bro. Like, for
1636
01:17:18.270 --> 01:17:19.729
sure he did. He didn't do that.
1637
01:17:20.350 --> 01:17:23.220
Johnny, can we do our mystery guest thing? Oh, yeah.
1638
01:17:23.260 --> 01:17:23.539
Hold on.
1639
01:17:23.579 --> 01:17:23.859
Hold on.
1640
01:17:23.899 --> 01:17:25.300
Hold on. Hold on.
1641
01:17:25.479 --> 01:17:30.859
Let me just... Where's the stupid... Here we go.
1642
01:17:31.489 --> 01:17:34.060
Mystery Package!
1643
01:17:34.699 --> 01:17:36.039
It's Mystery Package.
1644
01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:38.979
It could be anything. It could be a ton of
1645
01:17:39.039 --> 01:17:43.199
cash or some anal rings. It doesn't, doesn't matter. It
1646
01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:46.600
could be anything. It's Mystery Package.
1647
01:17:46.649 --> 01:17:49.029
Let's see if it blings.
1648
01:17:50.289 --> 01:17:53.789
Let's see if I really ran out of energy. This
1649
01:17:53.869 --> 01:17:55.810
is from Jeremiah Skiba.
1650
01:17:56.670 --> 01:17:59.649
Oh, shout out, Skiba. I like that guy. He's been
1651
01:17:59.689 --> 01:18:00.069
going hard.
1652
01:18:00.819 --> 01:18:04.100
He wanted me to play it on, show it on TipfulHap,
1653
01:18:04.140 --> 01:18:07.189
but this is where we do mystery packages. This is
1654
01:18:07.350 --> 01:18:11.029
on the front. All right, a little nervous. Truth or con?
1655
01:18:11.130 --> 01:18:11.949
Truth or con?
1656
01:18:11.970 --> 01:18:13.630
Yeah, and the all-seeing eye.
1657
01:18:14.750 --> 01:18:15.949
Okay, here we go.
1658
01:18:16.010 --> 01:18:18.750
Some other shit. I love him, by the way. He's
1659
01:18:18.770 --> 01:18:21.159
been going hard at Fittest Flat Earther. Oh, the Fittest
1660
01:18:21.180 --> 01:18:21.640
Flat Earther.
1661
01:18:21.739 --> 01:18:22.520
Oh, do you see that?
1662
01:18:23.300 --> 01:18:25.619
Metzger, yeah.
1663
01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:26.880
Showed the Joe Rogan shit.
1664
01:18:28.039 --> 01:18:29.439
Yeah, I saw them react to that.
1665
01:18:29.460 --> 01:18:31.819
Oh, we got classified documents, Johnny.
1666
01:18:33.159 --> 01:18:35.140
Be careful with this. Don't want to get us taken
1667
01:18:35.180 --> 01:18:38.390
off the air. Or worse.
1668
01:18:38.470 --> 01:18:43.489
If you're reading this, your identity has been confirmed. If
1669
01:18:43.510 --> 01:18:46.390
you're reading this, your identity has been confirmed. You are
1670
01:18:46.430 --> 01:18:51.859
receiving this certified mystery box. Oh, dude. mystery package, mystery box.
1671
01:18:51.939 --> 01:18:55.720
It worked. Because you've been selected as an official speaker
1672
01:18:56.600 --> 01:19:00.500
or special guest of Truth or Con 2026. The contents
1673
01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:04.010
are only a small glimpse of what is coming. And
1674
01:19:04.939 --> 01:19:07.659
and of the movement you are now helping build. Further
1675
01:19:07.699 --> 01:19:10.789
details remain. Welcome to Truth or Con. Says my name.
1676
01:19:11.909 --> 01:19:14.810
Tripoli right there. Bang, I'm in. I'm in. Let's see
1677
01:19:14.850 --> 01:19:15.609
what's in the box.
1678
01:19:15.909 --> 01:19:17.409
Did you send this link to someone?
1679
01:19:18.289 --> 01:19:23.479
What link? No, you uploaded it to Twitter.
1680
01:19:24.260 --> 01:19:24.939
Oh, did I share it?
1681
01:19:25.180 --> 01:19:25.520
Oh, God.
1682
01:19:25.579 --> 01:19:25.920
Yeah.
1683
01:19:26.180 --> 01:19:26.359
Why?
1684
01:19:26.380 --> 01:19:27.520
Because people are coming in?
1685
01:19:27.560 -->
01:19:29.819
No, one person is, yeah. I mean, I'm not letting
1686
01:19:29.840 --> 01:19:30.000
them in.
1687
01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:30.500
Let them in.
1688
01:19:31.180 --> 01:19:32.979
Wait, did I share? I shared the.
1689
01:19:33.140 --> 01:19:33.960
On Twitter, yeah.
1690
01:19:35.220 --> 01:19:36.079
Why didn't you tell me that?
1691
01:19:36.520 --> 01:19:37.659
Because it made me laugh.
1692
01:19:38.159 --> 01:19:39.380
Oh, I was trying to do it. Oh, I put
1693
01:19:39.420 --> 01:19:40.760
it on. It looks like you did it because it's
1694
01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:41.739
on your Twitter. That's great.
1695
01:19:43.090 --> 01:19:48.109
Here we go. We got some tinfoil hat. Tinfoil, thank you.
1696
01:19:48.130 --> 01:19:55.649
I got a Sharpie. I'm in. I got a little book.
1697
01:19:56.170 --> 01:19:58.149
I need this to write down my random thoughts.
1698
01:19:59.170 --> 01:20:00.930
Okay, okay. Swag bag here.
1699
01:20:00.970 --> 01:20:03.489
Johnny, shut up. Kool-Aid? I could drink to Kool-Aid. I
1700
01:20:03.529 --> 01:20:07.000
like what he's doing there. And dude, oh my god,
1701
01:20:07.060 --> 01:20:10.659
I need this. Redacted socks.
1702
01:20:14.659 --> 01:20:15.149
Very cool.
1703
01:20:17.229 --> 01:20:18.090
Johnny, shut up.
1704
01:20:18.869 --> 01:20:20.569
What do you mean? I'm trying to delete that tweet.
1705
01:20:20.590 --> 01:20:22.470
I'm trying to pretend I'm looking at your shit while
1706
01:20:22.529 --> 01:20:24.510
I'm deleting that tweet where I shared the stream.
1707
01:20:24.529 --> 01:20:27.789
Truth or con? I'm going to put that on my keychain.
1708
01:20:27.850 --> 01:20:28.569
Shut up, Johnny.
1709
01:20:29.409 --> 01:20:29.810
What?
1710
01:20:29.850 --> 01:20:31.020
I'm talking shit about myself.
1711
01:20:31.720 --> 01:20:34.380
I got a little green guy. I got a bunch
1712
01:20:34.420 --> 01:20:37.520
of stickers. And I got whatever the fuck this is.
1713
01:20:37.539 --> 01:20:39.439
I'm just bitterly jealous. What can I say?
1714
01:20:40.560 --> 01:20:42.979
I know you are, dude. But what am I? This
1715
01:20:43.060 --> 01:20:45.380
is a flat earth, whatever this is. I don't even
1716
01:20:45.399 --> 01:20:48.770
know what that is. And then I got some red pill,
1717
01:20:49.390 --> 01:20:50.630
red pill, blue pills.
1718
01:20:50.909 --> 01:20:52.310
I'm really going to try to go to that if
1719
01:20:52.369 --> 01:20:52.710
I can.
1720
01:20:53.329 --> 01:20:59.369
Johnny, you should. You know. The price of wisdom is
1721
01:20:59.409 --> 01:21:07.859
beyond rubies. Job. 2018. Bank. Job. Shut up, Johnny. You
1722
01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:09.079
big dummy.
1723
01:21:09.159 --> 01:21:11.720
You sound like Donald Trump talking about like two Corinthians
1724
01:21:11.779 --> 01:21:13.680
or whatever. Two Corinthians walking to a bar.
1725
01:21:13.699 --> 01:21:18.720
Two Corinthians. That was awesome, Johnny. So what else do
1726
01:21:18.739 --> 01:21:19.199
you want to get in?
1727
01:21:19.420 --> 01:21:20.659
I love Jeremiah Skiba.
1728
01:21:21.859 --> 01:21:22.140
Okay.
1729
01:21:23.739 --> 01:21:24.460
I don't want to play that.
1730
01:21:25.100 --> 01:21:27.359
So did you.
1731
01:21:27.609 --> 01:21:32.710
We'll save that for next week. I'm trying to... We're
1732
01:21:32.750 --> 01:21:34.779
on a time crunch here because we're We both have
1733
01:21:34.819 --> 01:21:38.350
a heart out here. Trump also revealed that there are
1734
01:21:38.409 --> 01:21:41.449
aliens in the oceans. Just another week there, though.
1735
01:21:41.649 --> 01:21:41.989
Nothing.
1736
01:21:42.149 --> 01:21:43.810
He just said, yeah, we got aliens in the ocean.
1737
01:21:44.750 --> 01:21:50.050
You tweeted out. Put another dollar in the battleship of
1738
01:21:50.270 --> 01:21:54.149
truth and justice. Do we move down from the 18 wheeler?
1739
01:21:54.489 --> 01:21:56.689
It's too full of money. We got to move on
1740
01:21:56.729 --> 01:22:00.859
to a fucking battleship. Filling with all the dollars we're
1741
01:22:00.899 --> 01:22:04.439
getting from being right. We said everything's in the ocean.
1742
01:22:04.460 --> 01:22:07.500
Now it's like, yeah, we got stuff in the ocean.
1743
01:22:07.600 --> 01:22:10.159
It's there. Who cares? Right?
1744
01:22:11.609 --> 01:22:15.909
No, completely right. Yeah. Now, Donald Trump, this is a
1745
01:22:15.930 --> 01:22:17.329
story from International Business Times.
1746
01:22:17.409 --> 01:22:18.590
Donald Trump.
1747
01:22:18.930 --> 01:22:19.909
Donald Trump has allegedly.
1748
01:22:19.930 --> 01:22:20.930
Donald Trump.
1749
01:22:21.479 --> 01:22:25.699
Extraterrestrials are hiding in earth's oceans tv host jack osborne
1750
01:22:25.720 --> 01:22:28.569
shared this wild revelation sunday he stated a friend who
1751
01:22:28.630 --> 01:22:33.170
speaks with donald trump weekly confided this bizarre news in
1752
01:22:33.210 --> 01:22:36.210
case you missed it trump recently opened classified pentagon records
1753
01:22:36.229 --> 01:22:39.729
we know about that jack osborne said that uh he
1754
01:22:39.750 --> 01:22:43.100
just he recently discussed the presidential claim while promoting his
1755
01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:46.380
i'm sorry jack osborne revealed this while promoting some shit
1756
01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:49.100
on spark tv And he said that an unnamed friend
1757
01:22:49.140 --> 01:22:50.979
speaks with the president all the time, like I was saying,
1758
01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:53.800
and that they apparently shared a private phone call Saturday
1759
01:22:55.500 --> 01:23:01.010
where he was told that the latest governmental extraterrestrial disclosures
1760
01:23:01.189 --> 01:23:04.270
might include more evidence of like ocean, like under the
1761
01:23:04.329 --> 01:23:07.109
ocean shit going on. I don't know. It's a little
1762
01:23:07.130 --> 01:23:10.590
confusing the way it's written, but yeah, Trump is confiding
1763
01:23:10.630 --> 01:23:15.229
in people that,
that, uh, that there are aliens in
1764
01:23:15.250 --> 01:23:20.189
the oceans. Yeah, we already know that! So, I saw
1765
01:23:20.220 --> 01:23:23.060
the trailer for the new Ali G. I won't play it.
1766
01:23:23.340 --> 01:23:27.699
It's called Ali G, Who Is I? It looks funny, dude.
1767
01:23:27.920 --> 01:23:31.899
I'm sorry. You shared this tweet. I think I know
1768
01:23:31.920 --> 01:23:32.899
what you're going to say.
1769
01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:34.149
Okay, read the tweet.
1770
01:23:34.270 --> 01:23:37.770
It's from the Hollywood Reporter. It said, Sasha Baron Cohen's
1771
01:23:37.850 --> 01:23:41.090
outrageous Ali G character is back after 24 years and
1772
01:23:41.149 --> 01:23:44.170
so is the controversy. With a new movie coming in October,
1773
01:23:44.270 --> 01:23:44.729
Ali G.
1774
01:23:45.229 --> 01:23:45.869
Who is I?
1775
01:23:46.609 --> 01:23:52.180
Some activists are calling Cohen's dreadlocked wannabe hip-hop star a
1776
01:23:52.260 --> 01:23:57.479
racist caricature and urging theaters to boycott the Amazon MGM
1777
01:23:57.520 --> 01:24:01.420
Studios film. Yeah, so what's your take on that?
1778
01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:05.260
My take is that I wish we weren't here.
1779
01:24:08.199 --> 01:24:10.859
I wish we didn't have to go through this stupid shit.
1780
01:24:11.350 --> 01:24:11.560
Again.
1781
01:24:12.289 --> 01:24:21.010
But again, it's like, why can progressives do blackface and
1782
01:24:21.130 --> 01:24:25.350
no one else can? Why can Sacha Baron Cohen do
1783
01:24:25.449 --> 01:24:28.029
it and anybody else, they would lose their mind?
1784
01:24:28.310 --> 01:24:31.819
This is obviously PR. This is a new PR game.
1785
01:24:32.220 --> 01:24:35.039
Oh, wait, you think this is getting word out about
1786
01:24:35.060 --> 01:24:37.800
the film? Yeah, it's fake PR.
1787
01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:39.340
Nobody gives a shit.
1788
01:24:40.550 --> 01:24:43.439
But in the world of Twitter, then everyone talks about
1789
01:24:43.500 --> 01:24:45.579
it's what it's all they do, dude.
1790
01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:47.420
It's what the WNBA does.
1791
01:24:47.739 --> 01:24:49.470
It's what Saturday Night Live does.
1792
01:24:49.909 --> 01:24:53.069
Everyone is just cause outrage. So everyone comes and watches.
1793
01:24:54.210 --> 01:24:56.949
It's stupid. It's dumb.
1794
01:24:58.119 --> 01:25:00.100
And I don't even give a shit. You know, it's
1795
01:25:00.140 --> 01:25:04.500
like Sarah Silverman does blackface. Jimmy Kimmel does blackface. They
1796
01:25:04.539 --> 01:25:07.199
still work. They're still working. I don't give a shit
1797
01:25:07.220 --> 01:25:10.439
if they did black. Jimmy Fallon did blackface. That guy's
1798
01:25:10.460 --> 01:25:13.079
the most milquetoast dude in the whole world.
1799
01:25:13.380 --> 01:25:17.159
Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like, uh, then like some
1800
01:25:17.220 --> 01:25:21.479
college kid loves Dwayne Wade goes as Dwayne Wade for Halloween.
1801
01:25:21.520
--> 01:25:26.250
Everyone loses their fucking mind. Johnny, have you ever heard
1802
01:25:26.270 --> 01:25:27.289
of the gypsy king?
1803
01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:29.039
The.
1804
01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:30.239
Tyson Fury?
1805
01:25:30.899 --> 01:25:34.199
No. Let me see what his name is. It's Gypsy something.
1806
01:25:35.819 --> 01:25:37.829
I love Tyson Fury. He's a great fighter.
1807
01:25:37.890 --> 01:25:39.810
Gypsy Crusader. Have you heard of this guy?
1808
01:25:39.829 --> 01:25:40.689
I don't know who it is, no.
1809
01:25:41.069 --> 01:25:41.890
He's a guy that.
1810
01:25:41.810 --> 01:25:47.369
Dresses up like the Joker and he says unholy shit
1811
01:25:47.390 --> 01:25:49.380
to people on Omegle.
1812
01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:51.979
What is that called? Omegle? Have you ever seen that?
1813
01:25:52.060 --> 01:25:53.619
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but I don't know.
1814
01:25:53.659 --> 01:25:55.119
I've never heard anybody say it before.
1815
01:25:55.899 --> 01:25:56.079
So.
1816
01:25:56.890 --> 01:26:00.189
So he does it and he drops M-bombs and he
1817
01:26:00.369 --> 01:26:03.109
says mean things to people or what's perceived as mean.
1818
01:26:03.470 --> 01:26:05.390
He's doing misfit boxing this.
1819
01:26:05.270 --> 01:26:09.289
Weekend and he's fighting this King Azuli or whatever his
1820
01:26:09.329 --> 01:26:11.750
name is, who's this convicted pedophile.
1821
01:26:11.770 --> 01:26:13.590
What is misfit boxing? What is that?
1822
01:26:14.090 --> 01:26:17.289
Well, it's where they get like influencers to fight each other.
1823
01:26:18.350 --> 01:26:19.109
Oh, sounds great.
1824
01:26:19.229 --> 01:26:19.479
Okay.
1825
01:26:19.909 --> 01:26:20.279
I'm for it.
1826
01:26:20.270 --> 01:26:23.069
And they're just train wrecks. And some of these guys
1827
01:26:23.090 --> 01:26:23.850
can fight, dude.
1828
01:26:23.869 --> 01:26:25.310
Oh, wait, is that the thing Ray J was in
1829
01:26:25.350 --> 01:26:28.310
the other day? Yeah, no, the other.
1830
01:26:27.789 --> 01:26:29.600
Ones of offshoots have opened up.
1831
01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:30.500
Okay.
1832
01:26:33.460 --> 01:26:38.939
So, he does, you know, he's fighting. He's going to fight.
1833
01:26:39.760 --> 01:26:42.090
You know, they call him a Nazi. The other guy
1834
01:26:42.130 --> 01:26:44.869
he's fighting is a Zionist. They've been yelling at each other.
1835
01:26:45.590 --> 01:26:47.470
They do a press conference. Can you look this up?
1836
01:26:47.829 --> 01:26:49.829
Misfit Boxing, Gypsy.
1837
01:26:49.850 --> 01:26:50.010
Okay.
1838
01:26:52.510 --> 01:26:56.829
And of course it's like, he's the only one by himself.
1839
01:26:56.949 --> 01:26:57.609
He's surrounded.
1840
01:26:57.649 --> 01:27:00.449
There's a lot of black influencers fighting on his card.
1841
01:27:02.390 --> 01:27:07.449
And this guy starts yelling at the gypsy King, calling
1842
01:27:07.489 --> 01:27:09.250
him a white supremacist.
1843
01:27:09.590 --> 01:27:12.270
Cause he says racist shit. And then he calls him
1844
01:27:12.329 --> 01:27:15.609
a homophobic slur, which I found absolutely hilarious.
1845
01:27:15.630 --> 01:27:18.220
Is it something we can even play on YT or
1846
01:27:18.260 --> 01:27:18.529
is this.
1847
01:27:19.399 --> 01:27:24.970
I don't know, man. Uh, No, this is it right here. This? Yeah.
1848
01:27:27.550 --> 01:27:27.890
This, right?
1849
01:27:27.930 --> 01:27:32.470
I think they beep what he says here. I don't know.
1850
01:27:32.770 --> 01:27:35.569
You had Antifa attack you, and then the ADL and
1851
01:27:35.649 --> 01:27:36.789
the FBI basically.
1852
01:27:37.109 --> 01:27:38.689
Jake Shields has gone so deep into it.
1853
01:27:38.710 --> 01:27:41.390
You lost five years of your life. You were an
1854
01:27:41.409 --> 01:27:45.449
aspiring fighter. You completely lost your career, your life. How
1855
01:27:45.470 --> 01:27:48.229
does it feel to be sitting in a co-main event
1856
01:27:48.369 --> 01:27:52.399
with Perry... After thinking you had lost your life, your
1857
01:27:52.439 --> 01:27:55.649
mom died when you were in prison, it must feel
1858
01:27:56.029 --> 01:27:57.550
pretty surreal to be sitting there.
1859
01:27:57.829 --> 01:27:58.810
It's still very surreal.
1860
01:27:58.850 --> 01:28:01.270
You know, I can't believe that this is what it
1861
01:28:01.310 --> 01:28:04.630
all led to, but it is a blessing.
1862
01:28:04.409 --> 01:28:06.220
And I'm very happy to be a part of it
1863
01:28:06.439 --> 01:28:08.159
and I'm happy to do this thing for everybody.
1864
01:28:08.199 --> 01:28:10.640
So I'm just enjoying the ride, Jake.
1865
01:28:12.060 --> 01:28:15.140
And then to King, were all the fights you've been in,
1866
01:28:15.220 --> 01:28:18.890
were those children in Palestine or were they adults in America?
1867
01:28:19.619 --> 01:28:22.119
You got some jokes, Jake? I love it.
1868
01:28:23.810 --> 01:28:24.649
You're a funny guy.
1869
01:28:26.810 --> 01:28:29.590
No, that wasn't it. Anyways, if you look for it.
1870
01:28:30.029 --> 01:28:35.210
Yeah, I mean, so anyways, this guy, the guy, if
1871
01:28:35.229 --> 01:28:37.590
you look, this guy right here, he's talking right there.
1872
01:28:37.609 --> 01:28:38.149
Fuck that guy.
1873
01:28:39.689 --> 01:28:42.670
I'll tell you something.
1874
01:28:42.909 --> 01:28:48.479
I'll tell you something. Shut up. You're a faggot. Sorry, Johnny.
1875
01:28:48.489 --> 01:28:50.350
He's got a lot of hate on his heart. He's
1876
01:28:50.399 --> 01:28:52.279
a white supremacist guy right here. You piece of shit.
1877
01:28:52.319 --> 01:28:57.159
So stop. Don't play anymore. So Johnny, this is what
1878
01:28:57.199 --> 01:28:59.100
we're talking about here that makes me laugh.
1879
01:29:00.310 --> 01:29:01.229
I'm glad it makes you laugh.
1880
01:29:01.270 --> 01:29:04.470
That guy says a racial slur, and then he calls
1881
01:29:04.529 --> 01:29:08.909
him a homophobic slur. Like, the
rules of political correctness
1882
01:29:08.989 --> 01:29:12.170
is so written in number two pencil.
1883
01:29:12.689 --> 01:29:15.170
It's so dumb. It's just dumb.
1884
01:29:15.890 --> 01:29:16.090
Yeah.
1885
01:29:18.060 --> 01:29:20.779
And then, of course, a white knight, white guy, hey,
1886
01:29:21.159 --> 01:29:23.720
why don't you say the N-word right now? It's like, well,
1887
01:29:23.760 --> 01:29:25.420
because I'm surrounded, I'm going to get.
1888
01:29:25.380 --> 01:29:26.159
My ass kicked.
1889
01:29:26.420 --> 01:29:27.260
Yeah, what am I, an idiot?
1890
01:29:27.500 --> 01:29:29.659
Like, why do you say that? It's like, yeah, I'm surrounded.
1891
01:29:29.699 --> 01:29:33.750
I'm going to get my ass kicked. It's just crazy, dude.
1892
01:29:35.189 --> 01:29:37.449
It is crazy. I wish I knew who any of
1893
01:29:37.470 --> 01:29:38.989
those people were other than Jake Shields. I wish I
1894
01:29:38.989 --> 01:29:39.649
knew who any of those people were.
1895
01:29:39.670 --> 01:29:41.229
Yeah, I mean, it's a blessing to have no clue
1896
01:29:41.250 --> 01:29:42.289
about any of that stuff.
1897
01:29:42.909 --> 01:29:43.569
Yeah, I don't know.
1898
01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:45.739
Johnny, did you see it? Someone brought this up. Trump
1899
01:29:45.779 --> 01:29:49.380
now says farmers can process their own food.
1900
01:29:49.399 --> 01:29:53.399
He's pushing for that, yeah. But I think it's because
1901
01:29:53.439 --> 01:29:56.100
he took such an L last week on importing that
1902
01:29:56.220 --> 01:29:57.020
Argentinian beef.
1903
01:29:57.100 --> 01:29:58.699
Which the Argentinian beef?
1904
01:29:59.060 --> 01:30:01.979
Yeah, which we've found out now is like poisoned beef,
1905
01:30:02.020 --> 01:30:05.010
like bad beef that China wouldn't even take. Dude, if China,
1906
01:30:05.310 --> 01:30:09.789
where they eat dogs, won't take your beef, you should
1907
01:30:10.029 --> 01:30:12.729
really probably not buy that beef. You know what I'm saying?
1908
01:30:12.770 --> 01:30:15.800
Like you got bad beef, Argentina. Bad beef.
1909
01:30:16.689 --> 01:30:17.380
Bad beef.
1910
01:30:17.859 --> 01:30:19.520
You know who doesn't have bad beef? The folks over
1911
01:30:19.539 --> 01:30:20.399
at Cash App.
1912
01:30:20.979 --> 01:30:23.050
Let me tell you about a cash app.
1913
01:30:23.510 --> 01:30:24.670
You heard a cash app.
1914
01:30:25.090 --> 01:30:26.369
Have you heard a cash app?
1915
01:30:26.829 --> 01:30:31.630
Look at that lower third on the screen. We're so professional.
1916
01:30:32.050 --> 01:30:32.449
Wow.
1917
01:30:32.609 --> 01:30:37.189
Johnny, let me tell you about cash app. Just a second.
1918
01:30:37.250 --> 01:30:39.250
I'm going to tell you all about cash app.
1919
01:30:40.029 --> 01:30:44.289
Cash app. Cash app. Cash app. Cash app. Cash app.
1920
01:30:44.310 --> 01:30:44.890
Cash app.
1921
01:30:45.229 --> 01:30:48.489
Cash app. Cash app. Cash app. Cash app.
1922
01:30:48.520 --> 01:30:53.239
Okay, Sam. Uh, Here's something. What is one money lesson
1923
01:30:53.279 --> 01:30:55.819
you had to learn the hard way? Tell me one.
1924
01:30:57.079 --> 01:31:01.039
I mean, dude, bringing crazy people on a podcast isn't
1925
01:31:01.060 --> 01:31:04.060
a good idea.
1926
01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:07.680
Cash App now offers managed accounts for kids age 6
1927
01:31:07.680 --> 01:31:10.350
to 12 that grow with them all the way to adulthood.
1928
01:31:10.560 --> 01:31:12.569
Think about that for your daughters, dude, once they get
1929
01:31:12.609 --> 01:31:15.850
old enough for that. All with no subscription fees because
1930
01:31:15.909 --> 01:31:20.170
building money habits shouldn't cost extra. The account runs through you,
1931
01:31:20.390 --> 01:31:22.970
the parent, so you're not watching from the sidelines. You're
1932
01:31:22.989 --> 01:31:25.380
actually in it with them. That's what makes it a
1933
01:31:25.640 --> 01:31:28.899
great tool for teaching about finance and money and how
1934
01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:31.520
to handle money. Every time money comes in or goes out,
1935
01:31:31.619 --> 01:31:33.479
it's a chance to talk about it with your kids.
1936
01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:36.380
You set spending limits. You can lock it or unlock
1937
01:31:36.460 --> 01:31:39.739
it using the Cash App Visa card anytime from your
1938
01:31:39.779 --> 01:31:41.979
own app. You can automate their allowance and track the
1939
01:31:42.000 --> 01:31:45.060
flow of money in and out together. Kids can start
1940
01:31:45.140 --> 01:31:48.869
building real saving habits online. early by earning interest on
1941
01:31:48.930 --> 01:31:51.050
savings you want to teach about the power of compounded
1942
01:31:51.090 --> 01:31:54.579
interest so when you're explaining the difference between spending now
1943
01:31:54.640 --> 01:31:57.479
versus saving later they can actually see their money grow
1944
01:31:58.000 --> 01:32:01.239
whether it's birthday money from grandma allowance from finally cleaning
1945
01:32:01.279 --> 01:32:03.939
their room or saving up for something they really want
1946
01:32:04.060 --> 01:32:06.180
you see it all and help guide their decisions along
1947
01:32:06.220 --> 01:32:09.329
the way their savings habits and history carry forward every
1948
01:32:09.369 --> 01:32:13.250
step of the way and it's all from a parent-managed
1949
01:32:13.310 --> 01:32:16.689
account at six to a teen account at 13 to
1950
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a full account at 18. It's structured independence. They get
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Why you didn't have to put me on blast like that.
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That's not cool. Not cool. If I told everybody about
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the shit, you text me at three in the morning, you.
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Would have told you the gay stuff's between us.
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Mars men is a, uh, I know it's helped Sam
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so much with his T. Because Sam has had... He's
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struggling with his T, folks.
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Dude, it's like, T-O-T, where have you been?
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Yeah, he went from a capital T to a lowercase T.
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He's going back to it with help from Mars Men. Sam,
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you love a good dad bod. I know that about you.
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Dude, I'm working hard on trying to get rid of
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these man tits.
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already happened. I don't know why they're giving me copies.
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in better shape. The problem is Sam's body, my body,
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it just didn't snap into place like that, like it
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did when we were in our 20s and our teens.
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We're working out the same amount, which is not very much.
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We're eating mostly the same stuff, which is not good.
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All right, just making a note there for something to
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edit later.
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Edit it out. Edit it out. Nobody needs to see
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that shit. Happy birthday, JB Shaw. Johnny, I just
sent
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you a story.
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The last story I sent you.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Edit it out.
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Edit it out.
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Oh, yes, I saw that. You think this is okay?
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Yeah, I mean.
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01:38:18.229 --> 01:38:22.880
You're talking about the Tatiana or the whatever. Tyson or whatever. Yeah,
2074
01:38:23.039 --> 01:38:26.300
I can never remember her name. I think this is
2075
01:38:26.319 --> 01:38:28.390
kind of gross, but I'm not gross like nasty.
2076
01:38:28.760 --> 01:38:31.239
Birthday jamie star happy birthday like.
2077
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Are we are we participating in this whole like ratting
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on somebody by playing.
2079
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I just want to talk about women women like it's
2080
01:38:39.100 --> 01:38:45.939
insane it's insane How much women snitch. I know she's
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an adult film star. And we're not expecting much of it.
2082
01:38:49.699 --> 01:38:50.539
But again.
2083
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It's this thing where they push. They push debaucherous. Being
2084
01:38:56.220 --> 01:38:59.340
a degenerate. And God knows I participate in enough of that.
2085
01:38:59.819 --> 01:39:00.060
So.
2086
01:39:00.859 --> 01:39:03.319
And then all of a sudden. When you participate in it.
2087
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Now they totally slam you for it.
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We'll play it real quick. Let's play it so people
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know what we're talking about.
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You want to?
2091
01:39:11.359 --> 01:39:15.869
What are you wearing, dude? You're wearing two different styles
2092
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of cheetah print. You can't even match a cheetah print.
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It's terrible.
2094
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It's hideous. This is how.
2095
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I got hooked up with him. Some porn star hit
2096
01:39:25.909 --> 01:39:28.649
me up. Apparently he likes this. I'm going to give
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it away.
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Black girls.
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Yeah, we all know that. Oh my god! Is it
2100
01:39:34.199 --> 01:39:37.119
Bill Maher? I didn't say anything. Oh, but he's not
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01:39:37.140 --> 01:39:38.920
a politician. You literally just said it. She said he
2102
01:39:38.939 --> 01:39:41.279
had a political show. Okay, so he's got a political show.
2103
01:39:41.479 --> 01:39:42.960
I'll tell you what, to make you feel even more
2104
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comfortable then, right? I've been a Hollywood dude for a
2105
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long time. Bill Maher, I think, I feel, and this
2106
01:39:50.069 --> 01:39:53.520
is totally
genuine. I feel his whole position and his
2107
01:39:53.539 --> 01:39:55.739
whole shit as a comedian for the last 20 years
2108
01:39:56.239 --> 01:39:58.579
is just to have been impressed black girls.
2109
01:39:58.899 --> 01:39:59.199
That's it.
2110
01:39:59.560 --> 01:40:01.119
So, like, he's been out to dinner.
2111
01:40:01.260 --> 01:40:04.399
With– Yeah, because you know that black chicks love political
2112
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commentary on TV. They just love political satire.
2113
01:40:07.359 --> 01:40:08.050
Again.
2114
01:40:08.479 --> 01:40:09.119
What are you talking about?
2115
01:40:09.409 --> 01:40:13.130
Again. It's like, so what?
2116
01:40:14.560 --> 01:40:16.460
Who is this guy? Do you know this guy?
2117
01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:19.359
I don't know. Again, here we go.
2118
01:40:19.399 --> 01:40:20.760
No, I don't either. I just don't know who it is.
2119
01:40:20.760 --> 01:40:23.390
He's like, he just wants to impress black chicks. Yeah,
2120
01:40:23.510 --> 01:40:26.210
that's why most of us get into anything we're doing.
2121
01:40:26.890 --> 01:40:27.850
It's to impress chicks.
2122
01:40:27.869 --> 01:40:28.369
You're 100% right.
2123
01:40:29.010 --> 01:40:31.949
Yeah. Like, this isn't a gotcha moment, dude.
2124
01:40:33.229 --> 01:40:37.199
Yeah. So I don't think, I mean, I don't, he
2125
01:40:37.239 --> 01:40:38.779
was really, like, weird, though.
2126
01:40:39.220 --> 01:40:39.500
Bill Maher?
2127
01:40:40.319 --> 01:40:40.720
Well, he's older.
2128
01:40:40.739 --> 01:40:42.180
Listen to what she thinks is weird, by the way.
2129
01:40:42.199 --> 01:40:42.840
You know that, right?
2130
01:40:42.859 --> 01:40:43.779
He's in his 60s, and it's like, hey.
2131
01:40:43.800 --> 01:40:44.539
Well, I lied to him.
2132
01:40:44.579 --> 01:40:46.720
So I started to lie to everybody about my age.
2133
01:40:46.779 --> 01:40:49.020
So when I went there, I was 18, and he
2134
01:40:49.039 --> 01:40:51.100
was like, how old are you? I was like, I'm 22.
2135
01:40:51.100 --> 01:40:53.119
He was like, well, when did you graduate high school?
2136
01:40:53.470 --> 01:40:54.829
I couldn't think of the math in my head, so
2137
01:40:54.850 --> 01:40:57.109
I just said something. He was like, well, sweetie, that
2138
01:40:57.130 --> 01:40:58.470
would mean you're this old.
2139
01:40:58.670 --> 01:40:59.949
And so I was like, fuck. He was like, so
2140
01:40:59.970 --> 01:41:01.949
you're lying to me. I don't like liars.
2141
01:41:02.630 --> 01:41:04.050
So he got real serious, and then he started to
2142
01:41:04.109 --> 01:41:07.720
ask me other questions about Really? So I was getting
2143
01:41:07.739 --> 01:41:09.000
money from him, obviously, because he paid me.
2144
01:41:09.000 --> 01:41:10.600
By the way, can we just say here, dude's clearly
2145
01:41:10.640 --> 01:41:13.159
trying to make sure he's not boning an underage chick.
2146
01:41:13.319 --> 01:41:16.779
Like, that's 100% what he's trying to do. And she
2147
01:41:16.819 --> 01:41:20.619
doesn't even know that. And, like, he's the creepy guy.
2148
01:41:20.699 --> 01:41:21.420
She's lying.
2149
01:41:23.119 --> 01:41:26.119
I mean, it's completely her take on this is bizarre.
2150
01:41:27.800 --> 01:41:28.819
For the service, blah, blah, blah.
2151
01:41:29.399 --> 01:41:31.300
And I had to split it with the person or
2152
01:41:31.399 --> 01:41:32.949
give him a cut because they booked it.
2153
01:41:33.460 --> 01:41:36.979
He was like, what person? He was so mad.
2154
01:41:39.460 --> 01:41:42.520
Because John's getting rolled is like the number one way
2155
01:41:42.640 --> 01:41:45.779
to get your fucking shit wrecked. Uh, and somebody like
2156
01:41:46.600 --> 01:41:47.899
hooking up with it. I mean, you know what I mean?
2157
01:41:47.920 --> 01:41:50.760
Like that's obviously, he's like, Ooh, it's the guy waiting outside.
2158
01:41:52.159 --> 01:41:55.119
So she's gotta be in her thirties, if not forties now.
2159
01:41:55.189 --> 01:41:55.390
Right.
2160
01:41:55.430 --> 01:41:58.210
She's been around for a while. Around.
2161
01:41:58.250 --> 01:41:58.430
Yeah.
2162
01:41:58.449 --> 01:41:59.729
Do we even know what her name is?
2163
01:41:59.829 --> 01:42:01.210
It's, it's Tiana.
2164
01:42:02.329 --> 01:42:03.609
So is it, is it?
2165
01:42:03.949 --> 01:42:04.090
Yeah.
2166
01:42:04.229 --> 01:42:04.520
Yeah, yeah.
2167
01:42:04.649 --> 01:42:08.979
It's Tiana Trump. It says in the tweet. Yeah, Tiana Trump.
2168
01:42:09.579 --> 01:42:11.939
Will you look up how old she is? This says
2169
01:42:11.979 --> 01:42:12.359
she's 31.
2170
01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:14.359
I would have thought she was older.
2171
01:42:14.399 --> 01:42:15.060
Nobody believes that.
2172
01:42:15.079 --> 01:42:15.939
Maybe she started really young.
2173
01:42:16.119 --> 01:42:19.430
Nobody believes that. So this is 13 years ago.
2174
01:42:20.229 --> 01:42:22.229
She is hot, though. We should say. I mean, she's
2175
01:42:22.270 --> 01:42:22.699
always been hot.
2176
01:42:22.750 --> 01:42:25.729
He's got a major TV show, dude. You know, you
2177
01:42:25.750 --> 01:42:30.630
got to take precautions because these hoes ain't loyal and
2178
01:42:30.689 --> 01:42:33.989
they'll snitch, which is what she's doing right now. This
2179
01:42:34.069 --> 01:42:35.439
is why he's doing all this.
2180
01:42:36.600 --> 01:42:38.319
You would think that he would get an NDA for
2181
01:42:38.359 --> 01:42:40.819
this kind of, like for any woman that would come
2182
01:42:40.840 --> 01:42:41.460
into his life like that.
2183
01:42:41.500 --> 01:42:43.619
Listen to what she finds weird about this guy.
2184
01:42:44.199 --> 01:42:45.119
Yeah, it's pathetic.
2185
01:42:47.020 --> 01:42:49.239
And he, you could tell he probably wanted to cancel.
2186
01:42:49.260 --> 01:42:52.619
Like he was, it was the most awkward, awkwardest experience ever.
2187
01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:55.180
And I, but there's so much more, but I
don't
2188
01:42:55.199 --> 01:42:55.720
want to speak on it.
2189
01:42:55.720 --> 01:42:57.069
He's a really big dick though.
2190
01:42:57.369 --> 01:42:58.649
That's what I heard.
2191
01:42:58.970 --> 01:43:04.590
So here's what I heard. Like, and there, and there's
2192
01:43:04.689 --> 01:43:06.590
guys that are just known as like, all right, cool.
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01:43:06.609 --> 01:43:07.760
You got a big dick. You don't put up with
2194
01:43:07.770 --> 01:43:08.140
this shit.
2195
01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:11.220
My question is this though, is you're not a prostitute.
2196
01:43:11.460 --> 01:43:11.600
No.
2197
01:43:12.079 --> 01:43:14.640
So is there a service for porn stars where it's
2198
01:43:14.659 --> 01:43:16.649
just like, Hey, I want this porn star and I'll
2199
01:43:16.670 --> 01:43:17.689
take this porn star and it's cool.
2200
01:43:17.909 --> 01:43:18.949
And what is that website?
2201
01:43:20.189 --> 01:43:21.949
And how's that not prostitution?
2202
01:43:22.609 --> 01:43:23.350
Oh, it's a hundred.
2203
01:43:23.390 --> 01:43:23.649
It is.
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01:43:23.789 --> 01:43:25.229
I mean, it's ridiculous.
2205
01:43:25.250 --> 01:43:26.229
Like they call.
2206
01:43:26.109 --> 01:43:30.479
It porn stars have this weird line with that. So
2207
01:43:30.539 --> 01:43:34.800
there's this famous battle between Lisa and, and Nikki Benz,
2208
01:43:36.000 --> 01:43:38.579
which was like big about five or six years ago.
2209
01:43:38.619 --> 01:43:41.810
It's probably about eight years ago, nine years ago. It
2210
01:43:41.819 --> 01:43:43.630
was this huge fight between them.
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01:43:43.649 --> 01:43:44.470
Yeah.
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01:43:44.689 --> 01:43:47.270
You know, So the whole thing is like... And you
2213
01:43:47.310 --> 01:43:50.399
got Lee San who is a very nice person. I
2214
01:43:50.439 --> 01:43:55.199
did a naughty show with her. I think she was
2215
01:43:55.979 --> 01:43:57.739
yay-o'd out of her mind at the time.
2216
01:43:57.760 --> 01:43:59.380
Because she couldn't stop talking.
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01:43:59.399 --> 01:44:01.069
Were you a porn chick that was on coke? I
2218
01:44:01.090 --> 01:44:01.569
can't believe it.
2219
01:44:01.590 --> 01:44:04.090
Which is fine. Because guess what? I was on coke too.
2220
01:44:04.289 --> 01:44:06.750
So like who am I to judge? So anyways.
2221
01:44:07.789 --> 01:44:09.789
She starts talking about me, and the thing that made
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01:44:09.829 --> 01:44:13.039
Lisa Ann very interesting at the time was she's part
2223
01:44:13.060 --> 01:44:15.739
of this group, this kind of era, that was just like,
2224
01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:17.279
we're banging black guys, we don't care.
2225
01:44:17.300 --> 01:44:20.260
Because at the time, there was this thing that if you.
2226
01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:27.689
Bang black guys, your aura or your prestige would go down.
2227
01:44:29.409 --> 01:44:31.829
And now Lisa Ann's talking about, she's calling it racism.
2228
01:44:31.890 --> 01:44:33.489
I'm like, whatever.
2229
01:44:33.670 --> 01:44:37.810
It's like, they'll find racism in anything. So anyways, Nikki
2230
01:44:37.869 --> 01:44:40.050
Benz wasn't doing it for a while. Then she started
2231
01:44:40.069 --> 01:44:43.350
to bang black guys and her career took off because
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01:44:43.439 --> 01:44:45.100
it's filthy, right?
2233
01:44:45.180 --> 01:44:48.220
It's just, it's seen as filthy. Okay.
2234
01:44:49.079 --> 01:44:54.600
So Nikki Benz puts out, hey, I think she's like
2235
01:44:54.659 --> 01:44:58.210
in Dubai. She's like, I'm in Dubai on vacation. And
2236
01:44:58.270 --> 01:45:00.550
Lisa Ann comes in and goes, everyone knows you're not
2237
01:45:00.569 --> 01:45:01.210
on vacation.
2238
01:45:01.470 --> 01:45:04.090
You're escorting. Oh, yeah.
2239
01:45:04.850 --> 01:45:08.140
Becomes a big thing dude it's like Tupac and Biggie
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01:45:08.539 --> 01:45:08.819
in the.
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01:45:08.779 --> 01:45:12.760
Porn industry so they're going at it you're a whore
2242
01:45:12.800 --> 01:45:14.239
you're a whore you're a whore you're a.
2243
01:45:14.199 --> 01:45:17.739
Whore well there's this either it's either the sex awards
2244
01:45:18.760 --> 01:45:24.159
or the ABN's I'm there the sex awards yeah it's
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01:45:24.199 --> 01:45:26.880
like either call I forget what they called it anyways
2246
01:45:27.359 --> 01:45:29.439
they were in the same bathroom at the same time
2247
01:45:29.779 --> 01:45:32.239
and they went to war they started beating the shit
2248
01:45:32.319 --> 01:45:35.960
out of each other awesome Nice.
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01:45:36.340 --> 01:45:37.460
Nice, nice.
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01:45:38.640 --> 01:45:40.579
Yeah, he's got a big dick. Nice, bro.
2251
01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:44.560
But it all starts because Lisa Ann calls Nikki Benz
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01:45:44.640 --> 01:45:48.279
an escort. And to that, that is like calling a
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01:45:48.560 --> 01:45:49.680
porn star the N-word.
2254
01:45:51.460 --> 01:45:51.640
Yeah.
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01:45:52.079 --> 01:45:55.340
It's the N-word of porn stars, which is hilarious because
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01:45:55.359 --> 01:45:56.720
we all know you're doing it.
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01:45:57.500 --> 01:45:59.680
Yeah, the camera has to be there, and it's cool.
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01:45:59.699 --> 01:46:02.460
Yeah, it's a camera. That's the only thing different. It's
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01:46:02.539 --> 01:46:08.199
a camera. That's it. Johnny, I lived a wild life, dude.
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01:46:08.760 --> 01:46:12.939
That's why I'm over it. I lived a wild life.
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01:46:13.720 --> 01:46:14.239
What do you think?
2262
01:46:14.260 --> 01:46:17.699
This is a little controversial, Sam. Owen Benjamin tweeted this out.
2263
01:46:17.840 --> 01:46:22.229
Did you watch this? Owen says, this is interesting. And
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01:46:22.270 --> 01:46:25.390
then this is a guy, I don't think he's, this
2265
01:46:25.449 --> 01:46:27.529
tweet says he's a lawyer, but I think he's like
2266
01:46:27.890 --> 01:46:32.020
a private investigator talking about the Lindsay Clancy case. trial
2267
01:46:32.500 --> 01:46:36.260
and why there might be some suspicion warranted against someone
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01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:37.880
else other than her. Have you seen this?
2269
01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:39.600
Watch.
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01:46:39.760 --> 01:46:43.340
Yeah, I had someone on Twitter. I had an interaction
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01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:45.140
with her and she's like, you didn't watch the trial.
2272
01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:46.079
Watch the trial.
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01:46:46.619 --> 01:46:48.119
I want to know what you think of this. OK,
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01:46:48.159 --> 01:46:50.020
I'll play this briefly and then you can tell me.
2275
01:46:51.680 --> 01:46:54.020
And there's a high profile case right now happening.
2276
01:46:54.220 --> 01:46:58.420
I'm curious what your opinion is on the Lindsay Clancy case.
2277
01:46:59.239 --> 01:47:03.420
The prosecution in this case is It's basically stating that
2278
01:47:03.640 --> 01:47:06.659
Lindsay Clancy killed her three children, tried to kill herself
2279
01:47:06.960 --> 01:47:09.960
by cutting her own throat, hanging herself, and then jumping
2280
01:47:10.020 --> 01:47:14.050
out of a window, resulting in her being paralyzed. There
2281
01:47:14.359 --> 01:47:20.649
is numerous pieces of evidence that are creating reasonable doubt, right?
2282
01:47:20.710 --> 01:47:23.350
So at the exact time this murder would have been occurring,
2283
01:47:23.430 --> 01:47:25.710
her body core temp was 82 because she was laying
2284
01:47:25.729 --> 01:47:28.149
in the snow when they found her. And this is
2285
01:47:28.170 --> 01:47:28.949
all recorded via her.
2286
01:47:32.029 --> 01:47:34.380
Are you listening to this? So at the time that
2287
01:47:34.739 --> 01:47:37.539
the murders were said to be happening, her body core
2288
01:47:37.560 --> 01:47:40.579
temperature would have been 82 degrees. That's crazy.
2289
01:47:42.279 --> 01:47:44.800
Smartwatch or whatever, or ring. I forget which one she
2290
01:47:44.840 --> 01:47:48.770
had on, but her heart rate was 57. The father's
2291
01:47:48.810 --> 01:47:52.050
DNA was found on the exercise bands that were used
2292
01:47:52.130 --> 01:47:56.970
to murder the children, but hers wasn't. Um, the contents
2293
01:47:57.010 --> 01:48:00.829
of her stomach were ground pills, uh, Lindsay Clancy was
2294
01:48:00.850 --> 01:48:03.029
a registered nurse. She would have known how to kill
2295
01:48:03.069 --> 01:48:05.529
herself if she wanted to kill herself. And none of
2296
01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:08.359
those options are normal options for someone to use against themselves.
2297
01:48:08.939 --> 01:48:10.180
I don't know anyone who would grind up the pills.
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01:48:10.520 --> 01:48:12.819
I don't know anyone who would do a hair out
2299
01:48:12.859 --> 01:48:15.710
of a window. Cutting my own throat, that's probably not
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01:48:15.750 --> 01:48:18.470
an option for me. Strangling myself with a belt. And
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01:48:18.510 --> 01:48:19.829
if they do, they typically do it in a way
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01:48:19.869 --> 01:48:22.039
that it's a vanity reason, right? Like women will cut
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01:48:22.060 --> 01:48:23.899
their wrists. They will, if they're going to shoot themselves,
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01:48:23.920 --> 01:48:25.739
they shoot themselves in the chest. They don't, they don't
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01:48:25.760 --> 01:48:27.979
want to hurt this. And there's so much evidence that
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01:48:28.180 --> 01:48:33.100
this guy is, uh, at least culpable, but probably guilty.
2307
01:48:33.119 --> 01:48:35.640
In my opinion, he, uh, the cell phone signatures don't
2308
01:48:35.680 --> 01:48:38.500
match up the, uh, from the location data from where
2309
01:48:38.520 --> 01:48:40.399
he said he was and he's sending emails from her
2310
01:48:40.439 --> 01:48:43.199
computer when she's already laying in the snow and she's
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01:48:43.220 --> 01:48:45.779
sending emails in the middle of the murderers because the
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01:48:45.819 --> 01:48:48.600
timeline is pretty tight according with the way he it's
2313
01:48:48.659 --> 01:48:50.439
portrayed because of when he left and came back so
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01:48:50.460 --> 01:48:53.979
there's a finite timeline of when this happened um there's
2315
01:48:54.020 --> 01:48:58.380
another notable case in massachusetts where uh it was police
2316
01:48:58.399 --> 01:49:01.159
officer actually got murdered and hit by a car and
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01:49:01.279 --> 01:49:03.550
uh they did a court temp on him i believe
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01:49:03.770 --> 01:49:06.170
and he'd been out there like six hours And his
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01:49:06.310 --> 01:49:11.989
core temp was 82. So it's kind of interesting. There's
2320
01:49:12.029 --> 01:49:14.869
math out there that says at what temperature, how low
2321
01:49:14.890 --> 01:49:16.130
your core temp goes over a certain.
2322
01:49:15.989 --> 01:49:16.449
Period of time.
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01:49:16.529 --> 01:49:18.229
It can be calculated.
2324
01:49:18.289 --> 01:49:19.789
It would take hours, not minutes.
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01:49:20.270 --> 01:49:21.810
I think you did it. Really?
2326
01:49:21.970 --> 01:49:24.369
Yeah. All right. So you just got to give your
2327
01:49:24.390 --> 01:49:25.140
true opinion.
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01:49:25.229 --> 01:49:30.600
I have questions. Okay. So now we're getting this Tyler
2329
01:49:30.640 --> 01:49:33.119
Robinson thing. Did she say she did it or not?
2330
01:49:33.180 --> 01:49:36.020
Because that's a prevailing... belief system.
2331
01:49:38.630 --> 01:49:43.670
Yeah. I don't know. My thing is though, he says, okay,
2332
01:49:44.229 --> 01:49:46.729
women don't do this. She was a nurse. If she's
2333
01:49:46.789 --> 01:49:51.369
meant to be possessed or crazy, like she's going to
2334
01:49:51.390 --> 01:49:53.409
do some shit she wouldn't do in her right mind.
2335
01:49:53.430 --> 01:49:54.189
You know what I'm saying?
2336
01:49:55.409 --> 01:50:00.670
And is it possible that, listen, I obviously haven't watched it.
2337
01:50:01.520 --> 01:50:04.739
I thought she admitted that she did it. I can't,
2338
01:50:04.800 --> 01:50:10.520
you
know, that's it. I mean, she, that's what I thought.
2339
01:50:12.460 --> 01:50:16.239
Well, maybe she already admitted she did it, but maybe
2340
01:50:16.279 --> 01:50:17.840
that's a Tyler Robinson thing too.
2341
01:50:17.880 --> 01:50:20.899
That everyone says she admits the killing. This is a
2342
01:50:20.939 --> 01:50:24.109
CNN headline. It says Lindsay Clancy admits to killing her children.
2343
01:50:24.149 --> 01:50:26.970
So why is there an online groundswell blaming her ex-husband?
2344
01:50:29.069 --> 01:50:31.529
This is, I'm just reading again. This is from CNN.
2345
01:50:31.850 --> 01:50:35.850
Lindsay Clancy admits, Lindsay Clancy admits to killing her three children.
2346
01:50:35.930 --> 01:50:39.130
Her own lawyers don't deny she did it, but say
2347
01:50:39.189 --> 01:50:42.090
she should not be held criminally responsible for her.
2348
01:50:42.170 --> 01:50:44.329
I thought is the argument here.
2349
01:50:44.869 --> 01:50:48.189
Not that he did it is whether she should be
2350
01:50:48.229 --> 01:50:51.649
found guilty of murder based on her mental state.
2351
01:50:52.720 --> 01:50:54.720
I thought that was the argument. Yeah.
2352
01:50:54.760 --> 01:50:56.439
I don't know how you, yeah, it's weird, right? It's
2353
01:50:56.460 --> 01:50:59.220
almost like if you're arguing what this guy's arguing, you'd
2354
01:50:59.239 --> 01:51:01.579
have to be arguing that she's covering for her husband.
2355
01:51:02.430 --> 01:51:05.930
which is kind of crazy, or that he, like, manipulated
2356
01:51:05.970 --> 01:51:06.529
her or something.
2357
01:51:06.729 --> 01:51:11.909
Has that been an argument? Like, has that been a defense?
2358
01:51:13.170 --> 01:51:15.890
The defense was that she had, yeah, like, intense postpartum
2359
01:51:15.949 --> 01:51:17.069
and that her doctors didn't.
2360
01:51:17.109 --> 01:51:19.609
So the defense isn't even pushing this narrative.
2361
01:51:19.939 --> 01:51:21.880
No, no, it says her own lawyers don't deny she
2362
01:51:21.899 --> 01:51:23.800
did it, but say she should not be held criminally
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01:51:23.840 --> 01:51:28.189
responsible because she was suffering from postpartum psychosis. an extreme
2364
01:51:28.270 --> 01:51:31.750
mental illness at the time. So they're suing their health
2365
01:51:31.770 --> 01:51:33.789
care providers, alleging malpractice.
2366
01:51:34.590 --> 01:51:40.199
If you learn about the Odyssey Network, which is a
2367
01:51:40.279 --> 01:51:45.300
John F. O'Reilly ran out of Dallas, that's connections to.
2368
01:51:46.699 --> 01:51:47.560
Gacy, right?
2369
01:51:49.399 --> 01:51:52.300
During Gacy's trial, it wasn't even a debate whether he
2370
01:51:52.340 --> 01:51:55.399
did it or not. The argument between the prosecution and
2371
01:51:55.439 --> 01:51:59.920
defense was attempting to frame it as he worked alone.
2372
01:52:02.010 --> 01:52:08.090
So in that aspect, the defense isn't even defending him.
2373
01:52:08.130 --> 01:52:11.630
So there are instances in which the defense are obviously
2374
01:52:12.210 --> 01:52:13.010
bought and sold.
2375
01:52:14.550 --> 01:52:17.430
But that has... political.
2376
01:52:16.930 --> 01:52:23.229
Ramifications across the spectrum of power. What connections does this
2377
01:52:23.289 --> 01:52:26.310
chick have to that? That the defense would be not
2378
01:52:26.750 --> 01:52:30.810
servicing their client that well. Like, it's crazy to me.
2379
01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:36.060
I agree. A couple of things, and then we'll hit
2380
01:52:36.100 --> 01:52:39.140
the sewer chest. While I was over here, I saw
2381
01:52:39.180 --> 01:52:41.180
this story from The Guardian. The UK is going to
2382
01:52:41.239 --> 01:52:44.220
warn its citizens. This worries me, dude. to stock up
2383
01:52:44.340 --> 01:52:48.390
on food amidst threats from climate crisis and hostile states.
2384
01:52:49.489 --> 01:52:51.350
UK citizens are going to be told to stock up
2385
01:52:51.430 --> 01:52:55.409
on tinned foods, prepping, and take steps to ensure they
2386
01:52:55.449 --> 01:52:58.109
are prepared for national emergencies as part of a new
2387
01:52:58.210 --> 01:53:03.210
government campaign to improve the nation's resilience. What do you
2388
01:53:03.229 --> 01:53:05.630
think of that? That's kind of a worrying thing.
2389
01:53:06.899 --> 01:53:11.279
I mean, like, dude, I mean, I'm getting to the point.
2390
01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:14.079
I'm more concerned about the guy who just gave a
2391
01:53:14.140 --> 01:53:17.399
super chat saying I dye my beard, my mustache.
2392
01:53:18.270 --> 01:53:19.390
No, he's got grays in it, dude.
2393
01:53:20.470 --> 01:53:21.770
I got grays in it, dude.
2394
01:53:22.569 --> 01:53:22.989
No, I know.
2395
01:53:23.029 --> 01:53:27.590
Yeah, I mean, dude, it's, I mean, the new prime
2396
01:53:27.609 --> 01:53:29.270
minister is basically, yeah, we're going to go to war
2397
01:53:29.310 --> 01:53:32.840
with Israel. I mean, it's crazy to me how much
2398
01:53:32.939 --> 01:53:36.319
power these politicians have that they can go completely against
2399
01:53:36.359 --> 01:53:39.060
the will of everybody. It's crazy to me.
2400
01:53:42.149 --> 01:53:46.909
We'll bring it back up with two videos that are funny. One, well,
2401
01:53:47.029 --> 01:53:49.060
I don't know if this is funny. This is Axl Rose.
2402
01:53:50.000 --> 01:54:09.619
Yeah, dude. Yeah, their voices are going, dude. I don't
2403
01:54:09.640 --> 01:54:11.640
know why they just don't run audio behind it at
2404
01:54:11.659 --> 01:54:12.260
this point.
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01:54:20.970 --> 01:54:23.550
Dude, he sounds like Mickey Mouse. Like, what is that, bro?
2406
01:54:23.569 --> 01:54:26.069
I saw him at Paquito Mas sitting down. I thought
2407
01:54:26.090 --> 01:54:27.489
it was two lesbians talking.
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01:54:28.609 --> 01:54:30.649
He does it like a lesbian. You're right. He was
2409
01:54:30.670 --> 01:54:31.300
just sitting there.
2410
01:54:31.819 --> 01:54:33.840
And nobody talked to him because in L.A., you're not
2411
01:54:33.859 --> 01:54:35.189
supposed to talk to famous people.
2412
01:54:35.399 --> 01:54:36.550
Do you think they knew it was him? No, he
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01:54:36.569 --> 01:54:38.770
looks nothing like Axl Rose anymore.
2414
01:54:38.829 --> 01:54:42.869
I was like, damn, that's Axl Rose, dude. Yeah. I
2415
01:54:42.909 --> 01:54:44.810
was going to go up to him and say hi,
2416
01:54:44.829 --> 01:54:47.770
and then he would lose it. I'm eating with my friend.
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01:54:48.350 --> 01:54:49.310
Leave me alone.
2418
01:54:51.069 --> 01:54:52.340
That's what you do to people when they come up
2419
01:54:52.359 --> 01:54:52.880
to you in public.
2420
01:54:53.500 --> 01:54:53.819
Never.
2421
01:54:54.819 --> 01:54:58.180
No, I've never seen that. Okay, then Kurt shared this.
2422
01:54:58.220 --> 01:55:02.600
Did you see this? Andrew Wilson continues to just get
2423
01:55:03.189 --> 01:55:05.550
wrecked by the internet. Uh, this one is pretty, we
2424
01:55:05.569 --> 01:55:08.829
won't play the whole thing, but this is later. By
2425
01:55:08.850 --> 01:55:11.029
the way, that's called the Wilson shake.
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01:55:11.550 --> 01:55:11.760
Yeah.
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01:55:28.500 --> 01:55:32.359
Let me tell you about a dance That's not.
2428
01:55:32.380 --> 01:55:37.399
Even fake It's a brand new groove Called the Wilson
2429
01:55:37.439 --> 01:55:41.560
Shake Sit your ass on a chair And put your
2430
01:55:41.600 --> 01:55:44.630
left foot down Cross your right.
2431
01:55:44.250 --> 01:55:48.850
Foot over Then you shake it around Which still is
2432
01:55:48.909 --> 01:55:52.829
so awkward That you make Patrick frown Then you pay
2433
01:55:52.869 --> 01:55:53.609
300k Just to.
2434
01:55:53.550 --> 01:55:55.789
Prove you're a clown.
2435
01:55:57.829 --> 01:56:01.390
You do the shake. You do the Wilson shake.
2436
01:56:02.529 --> 01:56:03.729
The Wilson shake.
2437
01:56:03.850 --> 01:56:06.119
Well, you know what comes next.
2438
01:56:07.279 --> 01:56:10.840
You do the shake while you read a fake text.
2439
01:56:11.979 --> 01:56:13.060
You do the shake.
2440
01:56:13.600 --> 01:56:17.520
You do the Wilson shake.
2441
01:56:17.810 --> 01:56:21.720
By the way, that's called the Wilson shake. I just
2442
01:56:21.779 --> 01:56:26.989
think all women are retarded. First you sit there looking
2443
01:56:27.109 --> 01:56:29.409
oily with a shiny ass face.
2444
01:56:30.050 --> 01:56:34.250
Then embarrass yourself in a public debate.
2445
01:56:34.270 --> 01:56:39.199
Sweat through all your points like you're lost in a fog.
2446
01:56:39.220 --> 01:56:43.539
Twitching that foot like a nervous little dog.
2447
01:56:43.779 --> 01:56:46.619
Johnny, I want you to play another funny one. Can
2448
01:56:46.640 --> 01:56:50.810
I show you another funny video? Yeah, please do. When
2449
01:56:50.949 --> 01:56:54.890
Andrew was trying to say AI said that he won,
2450
01:56:54.909 -->
01:57:13.189
that was bad. That was a low point. Here, take
2451
01:57:13.199 --> 01:57:14.869
that down. I'll give you this one.
2452
01:57:15.430 --> 01:57:16.989
If you just share it, I can put it up.
2453
01:57:16.989 --> 01:57:19.149
I don't have to take it. If you just share it.
2454
01:57:19.229 --> 01:57:25.430
Ladies and gentlemen, the smartest man in the room, the
2455
01:57:25.510 --> 01:57:28.229
one who paid $ 300 to prove he ain't got a clue.
2456
01:57:31.430 --> 01:57:32.989
Let's give it up for the expert.
2457
01:57:40.010 --> 01:57:43.250
He said the evidence was overwhelming chest puffed out then
2458
01:57:43.289 --> 01:57:45.989
the first real question hitting the air left his mouth
2459
01:57:46.069 --> 01:57:49.250
name one charge He said real calm real sweet. He
2460
01:57:49.310 --> 01:57:52.670
sat there blinking like a goldfish out of heat murder
2461
01:57:52.750 --> 01:57:55.770
He guessed like it was a game show prize aggravated
2462
01:57:55.829 --> 01:57:57.409
baby death Penalty side.
2463
01:57:57.449 --> 01:57:59.260
She listed all seven from memory.
2464
01:57:59.270 --> 01:57:59.800
No paper.
2465
01:57:59.859 --> 01:58:00.420
No help.
2466
01:58:00.500 --> 01:58:03.439
He accused her of a cheat and phone clean. Still yell.
2467
01:58:03.500 --> 01:58:06.489
Foot shaking so hard it look like a seizure in 4K.
2468
01:58:06.529 --> 01:58:09.590
Whole body saying, I did not study for this test today.
2469
01:58:09.609 --> 01:58:09.970
Stay calm.
2470
01:58:10.180 --> 01:58:12.909
No evidence he kept on barking she talked to the
2471
01:58:12.989 --> 01:58:19.590
owner herself he's still acting retarded what a genius What
2472
01:58:19.689 --> 01:58:21.189
a fucking genius.
2473
01:58:21.270 --> 01:58:23.399
Paid $ 300, 000 just to look this stupid.
2474
01:58:23.810 --> 01:58:25.020
What a genius.
2475
01:58:25.039 --> 01:58:26.180
Dish out the water.
2476
01:58:26.359 --> 01:58:29.199
Nervous leg tapping like his brain just got slaughtered.
2477
01:58:29.220 --> 01:58:32.680
Hearsay when she speak, but the state's hearsay is gold.
2478
01:58:32.739 --> 01:58:35.819
Same exact rules, he just switched when it's convenient call.
2479
01:58:35.859 --> 01:58:38.659
Lips out of context, trying to cook up a gotcha.
2480
01:58:38.859 --> 01:58:41.060
She let him play the whole hand and laughed in
2481
01:58:41.100 --> 01:58:41.600
his face.
2482
01:58:41.649 --> 01:58:41.899
Ha!
2483
01:58:42.010 --> 01:58:44.689
Talking guns like he trained with Team 6 last week.
2484
01:58:44.729 --> 01:58:47.770
Meanwhile, the actual SEAL said that looked like a boom freak.
2485
01:58:47.789 --> 01:58:50.649
He's still acting like the ballistics king of the night.
2486
01:58:50.710 --> 01:58:53.569
While his foot doing the running man under the light.
2487
01:58:53.609 --> 01:58:55.390
Major DNA on his own gun.
2488
01:58:55.470 --> 01:58:59.399
No shit, Sherlock. Most degraded too, but he's still acting hard.
2489
01:58:59.520 -->
01:59:02.020
Overwhelming turned into 75%.
2490
01:59:02.020 --> 01:59:03.819
Maybe then I find it convincing.
2491
01:59:03.859 --> 01:59:05.399
Little soft boy, baby.
2492
01:59:09.689 --> 01:59:12.229
Okay, that's enough.
2493
01:59:13.630 --> 01:59:18.819
Did you see that Amazon accidentally leaked the big Jason
2494
01:59:18.840 --> 01:59:21.460
Statham movie? Oh, I thought they.
2495
01:59:21.239 --> 01:59:24.899
Leaked, somebody leaked GTA 2.
2496
01:59:24.899 --> 01:59:28.899
Well, I think that was like a lot of it. So,
2497
01:59:29.260 --> 01:59:34.000
Amazon unintentionally leaked, before its theatrical run, this Jason Statham
2498
01:59:34.260 --> 01:59:37.819
action movie called Mutiny, and like buyers, you know, the
2499
01:59:37.899 --> 01:59:40.979
people that would exhibit it are saying that it's really
2500
01:59:41.000 --> 01:59:43.640
been there. It's like the box office has been terrible
2501
01:59:44.199 --> 01:59:46.579
and that, uh, they're hoping that Amazon's going to like
2502
01:59:46.600 --> 01:59:50.100
make with some, some compensation. It's like really, it's a
2503
01:59:50.239 --> 01:59:54.340
real problem for, uh, for Amazon right now. It sounds
2504
01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:57.390
like they're going to get sued and stuff. Um, I think,
2505
01:59:57.430 --> 01:59:59.239
I mean, I have a bunch of other stuff, but we'll,
2506
01:59:59.470 --> 02:00:03.130
we'll go. Did you, God told a story about that?
2507
02:00:03.189 --> 02:00:04.909
Okay. Let me read the super chat. All right.
2508
02:00:05.750 --> 02:00:12.859
Um, Godfrey told a story about how SNL told him
2509
02:00:13.039 --> 02:00:14.819
that they couldn't have him on because they didn't want
2510
02:00:14.850 --> 02:00:16.850
him to turn to Eddie Murphy and, like, have a
2511
02:00:16.859 --> 02:00:19.750
black guy that, like, dominated the cast. He said that
2512
02:00:21.069 --> 02:00:22.949
one of the guys from the cast was it, if
2513
02:00:23.029 --> 02:00:25.489
anybody remembers, and I'll play it later, but one of
2514
02:00:25.510 --> 02:00:27.109
the guys from the cast told him that, like, he
2515
02:00:27.130 --> 02:00:28.630
had a killer audition.
2516
02:00:28.689 --> 02:00:32.029
Dude, Godfrey is hilarious, dude.
2517
02:00:32.569 --> 02:00:33.390
And they told him that he.
2518
02:00:33.390 --> 02:00:36.029
You know those guys, you're like, He should be Jamie
2519
02:00:36.090 --> 02:00:38.619
Foxx big. Now he is huge and he's crushing it.
2520
02:00:38.649 --> 02:00:41.789
He should be very happy with his thing, but you're like, man,
2521
02:00:41.810 --> 02:00:44.130
that guy could have been God free, but he's a
2522
02:00:44.189 --> 02:00:47.409
killer and he's got great podcasts and he's selling out
2523
02:00:47.470 --> 02:00:48.109
everywhere he goes.
2524
02:00:48.149 --> 02:00:49.949
So God bless Johnny. I go.
2525
02:00:50.770 --> 02:00:53.970
Okay. Tricky hickey. Your friend still wants those stickers, bro.
2526
02:00:54.289 --> 02:00:56.329
Give him a stickers. He's going to Alaska state fair.
2527
02:00:56.609 --> 02:00:58.630
It's going to miss most of the show, but he
2528
02:00:58.670 --> 02:01:01.670
wants his stickers, man. Will you give him his stickers?
2529
02:01:01.829 --> 02:01:05.050
Good Lord. I actually never give him his stickers because
2530
02:01:05.069 --> 02:01:07.090
he'll just keep giving us super chats every week. God
2531
02:01:07.109 --> 02:01:10.010
bless you, Tricky. God is love. 528 hertz. I know
2532
02:01:10.050 --> 02:01:10.369
that guy.
2533
02:01:11.050 --> 02:01:12.729
We love him. He's my friend.
2534
02:01:13.529 --> 02:01:16.449
Hunter and Tucker confirmed everything on the laptop was real,
2535
02:01:16.550 --> 02:01:19.609
but Israel got a hold of it and put it out.
2536
02:01:19.640 --> 02:01:21.619
He didn't leave it at a computer repair shop.
2537
02:01:22.279 --> 02:01:27.500
Oh, so that's the thing. That makes more sense to me.
2538
02:01:30.020 --> 02:01:35.359
Dave Ramos Comedy says, Sammy, How ma, for a mustache ride.
2539
02:01:35.920 --> 02:01:40.600
Jesus, Dave. Teeny is his name. Teeny, I wore your
2540
02:01:40.739 --> 02:01:43.260
Bulls jersey and hat, and everyone in New York City
2541
02:01:43.300 --> 02:01:46.649
said I was dressed like a 13-year-old Puerto Rican baseball player.
2542
02:01:46.659 --> 02:01:53.310
Isn't that what that guy said? What was that dude
2543
02:01:53.470 --> 02:01:54.710
that you got in the beef with? The guy that
2544
02:01:54.750 --> 02:01:56.090
does the stupid subway car interviews?
2545
02:01:56.130 --> 02:01:58.810
Yeah, Kareem. I don't hate the guy. It's just his
2546
02:01:58.949 --> 02:02:02.979
fans are, it's all ad hominem attacks. They're like, why
2547
02:02:03.000 --> 02:02:04.699
don't you have a blue car, guys? I'm like, I
2548
02:02:04.739 --> 02:02:07.819
had a guy out who started dog shit picking up
2549
02:02:07.880 --> 02:02:09.859
fucking business. That's true.
2550
02:02:09.880 --> 02:02:14.199
That was a great episode, too. That guy was legit.
2551
02:02:14.239 --> 02:02:16.909
Looking good, brother. Johnny, have you found any interesting tunnels
2552
02:02:16.989 --> 02:02:19.270
in your new compound on the hills? There are snake
2553
02:02:20.010 --> 02:02:23.210
burrows and little gopher burrows everywhere. No big tunnels, though.
2554
02:02:23.670 --> 02:02:26.289
I wanted to pull up these weird people keep coming
2555
02:02:26.329 --> 02:02:29.529
out of New York City tunnels. They look like Super Mario.
2556
02:02:29.550 --> 02:02:32.670
People dressed in black. Kind of almost like leather or
2557
02:02:32.789 --> 02:02:35.560
spandex overalls coming out of the manholes.
2558
02:02:36.140 --> 02:02:37.239
Really weird.
2559
02:02:38.300 --> 02:02:42.300
Yeah, like a dark Super Mario. Like a twisted Super Mario.
2560
02:02:43.260 --> 02:02:52.250
Listen to this name. Coochie Phantom. Coochie Phantom. $ 9.
2561
02:02:48.250 --> 02:02:50.250
99.
2562
02:02:51.250
--> 02:02:54.069
Been to the Finger Lakes before. Fingers left soaked, but
2563
02:02:54.130 --> 02:02:58.310
somehow my girlfriend went missing. Me too.
2564
02:02:58.380 --> 02:02:58.899
I like that.
2565
02:02:59.770 --> 02:03:02.810
Go Gotham says planetary HQ coming on. They have a
2566
02:03:02.890 --> 02:03:04.229
lake van theory.
2567
02:03:04.250 --> 02:03:07.090
I don't even know what that means, but I'm.
2568
02:03:07.010 --> 02:03:10.020
In planetary HQ. Is that someone we've had on? I don't,
2569
02:03:10.119 --> 02:03:12.880
I can't remember all this. Sam Smith, six, six, four, three.
2570
02:03:13.340 --> 02:03:16.579
Hopefully not that Sam Smith. Johnny, are you a UNC
2571
02:03:16.640 --> 02:03:19.640
Duke or Wolfpack fan? Sam, my friend, I'm glad you asked.
2572
02:03:19.859 --> 02:03:20.079
I am.
2573
02:03:20.539 --> 02:03:22.279
I went to North Carolina. I have a North Carolina
2574
02:03:22.300 --> 02:03:24.270
hat on. That's why I'm in Ireland to watch North
2575
02:03:24.289 --> 02:03:24.850
Carolina play.
2576
02:03:25.590 --> 02:03:26.050
Fuck Duke.
2577
02:03:26.109 --> 02:03:29.359
Fuck NC state. Sam, would you give a shit if
2578
02:03:29.399 --> 02:03:31.039
the Trailblazers left Portland?
2579
02:03:31.600 --> 02:03:32.680
I'd be very sad.
2580
02:03:33.859 --> 02:03:34.720
Yeah, they deserve a team.
2581
02:03:35.300 --> 02:03:38.000
City has gone to shit. Trailblazers are Portland.
2582
02:03:39.439 --> 02:03:42.100
I would like Seattle to get their team back. Is
2583
02:03:42.699 --> 02:03:43.859
that happening? Is that confirmed?
2584
02:03:44.390 --> 02:03:46.739
The owner is a cheapskate. He doesn't want to pay
2585
02:03:46.779 --> 02:03:48.390
for anything. They want a new arena.
2586
02:03:49.630 --> 02:03:50.489
No, I mean the Sonics.
2587
02:03:51.729 --> 02:03:52.750
Oh, the Sonics.
2588
02:03:53.069 --> 02:03:53.710
Are they coming back?
2589
02:03:54.029 --> 02:04:00.380
Yeah, the Seattle and... Seattle and Vegas, yeah, basically.
2590
02:04:01.060 --> 02:04:05.199
Did you see that? Did you see the new Seahawks
2591
02:04:05.300 --> 02:04:08.680
owner in his opening press conference was talking about how
2592
02:04:08.720 --> 02:04:12.899
he's a huge Steelers fan? He's like, I love the Steelers.
2593
02:04:12.979 --> 02:04:13.680
I grew up loving them.
2594
02:04:13.699 --> 02:04:14.439
I still love the Steelers.
2595
02:04:14.460 --> 02:04:17.630
Well, the Lakers' new owner, what's his face in Disney,
2596
02:04:17.689 --> 02:04:21.100
Bob Iger, was a Clippers fan forever. But my favorite
2597
02:04:21.140 --> 02:04:23.319
is the new Padres owner, that black chick.
2598
02:04:23.380 --> 02:04:27.340
Everyone's freaking out. But I'm like, dude, I want that energy, dude.
2599
02:04:27.680 --> 02:04:28.279
I like that.
2600
02:04:28.300 --> 02:04:31.939
I mean, I have this weird love-hate relationship with the
2601
02:04:31.979 --> 02:04:33.439
Padres because I'm a Dodgers fan.
2602
02:04:33.720 --> 02:04:35.520
But I like when the Padres are good because I
2603
02:04:35.560 --> 02:04:38.270
love San Diego. And I like when the Dodgers have
2604
02:04:38.289 --> 02:04:40.850
an actual fight for the pennant.
2605
02:04:41.729 --> 02:04:45.350
But it's not even her, right? It's her husband with
2606
02:04:45.390 --> 02:04:45.850
all the money.
2607
02:04:45.949 --> 02:04:48.310
Yeah, but I don't know why everyone hates this chick.
2608
02:04:48.350 --> 02:04:49.170
I think she's great.
2609
02:04:50.020 --> 02:04:51.319
Kwanzaa Jones is her name.
2610
02:04:52.560 --> 02:04:54.100
You have an owner named Kwanzaa.
2611
02:04:55.500 --> 02:04:58.520
We're going to win. We're going to win. We're going
2612
02:04:58.539 --> 02:05:00.659
to win and win it all. We hope it's sooner
2613
02:05:00.699 --> 02:05:01.300
rather than later.
2614
02:05:01.659 --> 02:05:04.520
That is Kwanzaa Jones, the new co-owner of the San
2615
02:05:04.539 --> 02:05:07.939
Diego Padres, bringing the energy to an introductory press conference
2616
02:05:07.979 --> 02:05:09.479
with her co-owner and husband.
2617
02:05:09.819 --> 02:05:10.340
Jose E.
2618
02:05:10.359 --> 02:05:11.039
Feliciano.
2619
02:05:11.239 --> 02:05:14.600
The duo was unanimously approved by MLB owners as the
2620
02:05:14.640 --> 02:05:17.819
new owners of the franchise earlier this month, marking Jones
2621
02:05:17.880 --> 02:05:20.279
as the first black woman and Feliciano as the first
2622
02:05:20.340 --> 02:05:23.619
Puerto Rican to hold majority ownership in MLB's one owner.
2623
02:05:24.239 --> 02:05:28.510
Legacy that honestly, Peter led to stop. Listen.
2624
02:05:29.050 --> 02:05:29.550
Yeah, whatever.
2625
02:05:29.569 --> 02:05:29.949
Who cares?
2626
02:05:29.989 --> 02:05:33.149
If you can't own the Dodgers or own, I know
2627
02:05:33.170 --> 02:05:35.489
you want the brace, but if you can't own the
2628
02:05:35.510 --> 02:05:38.939
Dodgers or the Yankees, Dude, San Diego would be a
2629
02:05:39.000 --> 02:05:41.310
great team to own. You get to live in San Diego,
2630
02:05:41.619 --> 02:05:44.710
go watch baseball every day. Just fire, bro.
2631
02:05:44.750 --> 02:05:46.670
No, you think the owners go move to those towns
2632
02:05:46.710 --> 02:05:48.770
where they, I don't think they do that.
2633
02:05:48.829 --> 02:05:51.149
Dude, if you owned the Padres, why wouldn't you move there?
2634
02:05:52.250 --> 02:05:53.529
Yeah, man, I think you get a house there, but
2635
02:05:53.550 --> 02:05:57.529
I don't think you move there. Maybe, yeah, I don't know.
2636
02:05:57.569 --> 02:06:01.829
I just can't imagine them uprooting. Yeah, I find her annoying, though,
2637
02:06:01.869 --> 02:06:02.729
incredibly annoying.
2638
02:06:03.180 --> 02:06:04.979
I find you're ignoring, incredibly ignoring.
2639
02:06:05.039 --> 02:06:05.479
I know, I know.
2640
02:06:05.600 --> 02:06:07.520
And I was supposed to end like 11 minutes ago.
2641
02:06:07.819 --> 02:06:10.020
We're almost done
here. You keep bringing up sports stories,
2642
02:06:10.060 --> 02:06:12.079
and I had to show it. True Life Productions, love
2643
02:06:12.100 --> 02:06:14.140
all of your work, Sam. You've been a major inspiration
2644
02:06:14.159 --> 02:06:16.609
in getting my own voice out there. That's cool. I
2645
02:06:16.630 --> 02:06:18.329
would love to come out and do a deep dive
2646
02:06:18.369 --> 02:06:21.010
on the founding of the Orphan Trains. Check out the
2647
02:06:21.090 --> 02:06:24.949
Learning Out Loud podcast. Check that out. All right.
2648
02:06:24.970 --> 02:06:26.479
Send me a link, dude.
2649
02:06:27.920 --> 02:06:31.510
We'll make it happen. Thiz Marley says, I've been trying
2650
02:06:31.550 --> 02:06:33.630
to think of something mean to comment, but I just
2651
02:06:33.649 --> 02:06:36.149
really like the show and appreciate you guys. Well, thank you.
2652
02:06:36.210 --> 02:06:38.829
Don't comment anything mean. Thiz Marley, why you gotta be mean, dude?
2653
02:06:39.489 --> 02:06:40.300
Why you gotta be mean?
2654
02:06:40.310 --> 02:06:43.500
Just bring the love. Bring the love. Coochie Phantom, just
2655
02:06:43.520 --> 02:06:47.850
showing the love. I love that name. Runyon on Empty. Oh,
2656
02:06:47.859 --> 02:06:50.939
are you from LA, dude? Goy Dollaz for the cause.
2657
02:06:51.220 --> 02:06:52.399
Love that, dude.
2658
02:06:53.470 --> 02:06:56.850
Goy Dollaz are autistic Dollaz and gay Dollaz come together.
2659
02:06:58.079 --> 02:07:02.020
We love that. Fizz Marley, again, 20 million requires for
2660
02:07:02.060 --> 02:07:04.680
a sledgehammer. I don't know what that means. Do you
2661
02:07:04.699 --> 02:07:06.000
know what that means from Fizz either?
2662
02:07:06.020 --> 02:07:12.250
Yeah, he's talking about when I said that immigration and
2663
02:07:12.409 --> 02:07:14.149
ICE needs a scalpel, not a sledgehammer.
2664
02:07:14.649 --> 02:07:17.310
Right. Fizz Marley says Nixon was a patriot. The same
2665
02:07:17.350 --> 02:07:19.399
people that constructed the hit piece on him.
2666
02:07:19.760 --> 02:07:22.500
He's literally part of a group that brought in fucking
2667
02:07:22.520 --> 02:07:27.300
the Nazis, dude. I've done deep dives on the 60-minute
2668
02:07:27.340 --> 02:07:29.640
interview with the Boston lawyer who looked.
2669
02:07:29.479 --> 02:07:30.260
At the documents.
2670
02:07:30.649 --> 02:07:35.970
Him, I think Eisenhower, and Rockefeller were part of a
2671
02:07:35.970 --> 02:07:37.949
group that brought in all the Nazis.
2672
02:07:38.609 --> 02:07:41.649
Go back to August 1971 when he took us off
2673
02:07:41.710 --> 02:07:44.270
the gold standard for evidence of Nixon.
2674
02:07:44.289 --> 02:07:45.510
Well, because there's no gold.
2675
02:07:46.949 --> 02:07:51.350
Yeah, well, I mean, if you believe that. I think
2676
02:07:51.409 --> 02:07:54.840
that we sold out. On that day, I think the
2677
02:07:54.909 --> 02:07:58.159
there's there was no gold is their excuse for selling
2678
02:07:58.239 --> 02:08:02.460
out the country. um that's just my theory though uh
2679
02:08:02.500 --> 02:08:05.560
danny says tim foil times mystery boys is my dream
2680
02:08:05.659 --> 02:08:10.689
pod i do tomorrow danny also says there are more
2681
02:08:10.750 --> 02:08:13.149
cows in argentina than people.
2682
02:08:14.149 --> 02:08:15.869
And what's wrong with the cows dude why are they
2683
02:08:15.890 --> 02:08:18.090
coming all freaking jacked.
2684
02:08:17.909 --> 02:08:22.989
Up great fact to Great fact there. ZP 5502. Johnny,
2685
02:08:23.050 --> 02:08:26.149
Big Woodard and Sam get slammed triply. I see what
2686
02:08:26.189 --> 02:08:28.750
you're doing. Glad you guys are back after two weeks.
2687
02:08:28.789 --> 02:08:31.270
Thought the pod was done forever. Everybody thinks that we're.
2688
02:08:31.640 --> 02:08:34.350
Yeah, why was everybody like, oh my God, we're going.
2689
02:08:34.409 --> 02:08:36.020
It went out last week, though. You're thinking of two
2690
02:08:36.029 --> 02:08:36.699
weeks ago.
2691
02:08:36.760 --> 02:08:37.859
Dflock.org.
2692
02:08:38.439 --> 02:08:42.920
I agree with Dflock.org. God bless you, ZP. ZP again says,
2693
02:08:42.960 --> 02:08:45.539
love the stash, Sam. People love the stash. I think
2694
02:08:45.579 --> 02:08:46.220
the dye looks good.
2695
02:08:46.239 --> 02:08:47.899
You know who doesn't? Johnny Hooker's.
2696
02:08:49.899 --> 02:08:53.539
I think you're a cop. Kim, our friend, says, you
2697
02:08:53.560 --> 02:08:55.859
guys rule. Sam doesn't die of stash. It's all natural.
2698
02:08:55.899 --> 02:08:58.319
She knows. Johnny, I'm glad you're back in space.
2699
02:08:58.359 --> 02:08:59.590
Thank you, Blonde Amazon.
2700
02:09:00.100 --> 02:09:03.470
She enjoys the USS Enterprise background. I appreciate that. And
2701
02:09:03.489 --> 02:09:08.210
then finally, Retro Frequency Radio says, new super people are
2702
02:09:08.270 --> 02:09:13.970
fake distraction from SWEJ. I don't know. I'm so bad
2703
02:09:13.989 --> 02:09:16.489
with like. Don't worry about it, Johnny.
2704
02:09:16.510 --> 02:09:18.970
Sweet white ejaculation.
2705
02:09:20.529 --> 02:09:23.149
Oh, you're right. That's obviously it. Thank you, Sam.
2706
02:09:23.720 --> 02:09:28.260
Johnny, can I do my date, you piece of garbage? What?
2707
02:09:28.279 --> 02:09:29.760
Nobody stopped you for doing it. You could have done
2708
02:09:29.779 --> 02:09:33.239
your dates at any point during the show. Oh, did
2709
02:09:33.270 --> 02:09:35.770
Brian Callen flop on Patrick Bette David today? That's what
2710
02:09:35.789 --> 02:09:36.170
someone's saying.
2711
02:09:36.210 --> 02:09:39.050
Dude, I love Brian Callen so much. I'm like, just
2712
02:09:39.109 --> 02:09:39.930
stop talking.
2713
02:09:40.130 --> 02:09:41.050
Did he say something dumb?
2714
02:09:42.250 --> 02:09:45.640
Whenever Brian talks politics, you know it's going to be
2715
02:09:45.659 --> 02:09:47.119
the most
retarded take possible.
2716
02:09:47.909 --> 02:09:49.010
This guy says he's Johnny Atkins.
2717
02:09:49.029 --> 02:09:52.729
Brian's brain doesn't believe in the internet. He's like, I
2718
02:09:52.750 --> 02:09:55.729
get all my information from encyclopedias.
2719
02:09:57.970 --> 02:10:00.640
Yeah, there's a certain kind of person that views anything
2720
02:10:00.840 --> 02:10:03.539
online as somehow less valuable.
2721
02:10:03.560 --> 02:10:05.840
It's like, we only go to war for freedom. I'm like, dude,
2722
02:10:05.880 --> 02:10:07.119
I can't do it with you anymore.
2723
02:10:07.159 --> 02:10:09.020
Yeah, he would have been right there when Hunter Biden said,
2724
02:10:09.199 --> 02:10:10.760
my dad's never bombed anybody.
2725
02:10:10.979 --> 02:10:12.300
He never bombed anybody.
2726
02:10:13.579 --> 02:10:15.039
Are you sharing your dates? What is happening?
2727
02:10:16.300 --> 02:10:17.199
Yes, Johnny.
2728
02:10:18.449 --> 02:10:19.869
You said you were going to do that. Now you
2729
02:10:19.909 --> 02:10:20.569
haven't done that.
2730
02:10:20.789 --> 02:10:22.850
Well, real quick, guys, if you love me and I
2731
02:10:22.890 --> 02:10:27.229
know you do, just know my special drops September 1st
2732
02:10:27.329 --> 02:10:35.449
at 4 p.m. Pacific, 7 p.m. Eastern. Just go to gas30. com.
2733
02:10:34.420 --> 02:10:35.000
There it is.
2734
02:10:35.039 --> 02:10:39.399
The first two ones of Crush, Tim Butterly Crush, Sakamiko Crush.
2735
02:10:39.439 --> 02:10:43.739
I watched both of them. And then sweet, sweet Sammy T.
2736
02:10:44.739 --> 02:10:50.609
September 1st, 4 p.m. Pacific. So go check that out. Yeah, dawg.
2737
02:10:50.649 --> 02:10:55.859
Dude, I'm going to tell you guys something. I'm really
2738
02:10:55.899 --> 02:10:58.479
excited about World War Debate. Things are coming together, dude.
2739
02:10:58.659 --> 02:10:58.880
Me too.
2740
02:10:58.899 --> 02:11:02.720
World War Debate 2. Things are coming together. Adam Mochler vs. C.J.
2741
02:11:02.779 --> 02:11:10.609
Pearson debating the SAVE Act. Election Integrity. Then Religion vs.
2742
02:11:10.689 --> 02:11:15.050
Atheism. Jay Dyer vs. Stephen Monaghan. Stephen Monaghan is a
2743
02:11:15.069 --> 02:11:16.289
fucking G, by the way.
2744
02:11:16.710 --> 02:11:18.510
Jay Dyer is too, but You know, I don't know
2745
02:11:18.569 --> 02:11:22.460
Stev Manu, but, you know, just how he's been working
2746
02:11:22.500 --> 02:11:22.779
with us.
2747
02:11:22.960 --> 02:11:23.920
Really great guy.
2748
02:11:23.939 --> 02:11:24.520
Oh, really?
2749
02:11:24.539 --> 02:11:25.340
That's cool, man.
2750
02:11:25.760 --> 02:11:26.180
He's very smart.
2751
02:11:26.199 --> 02:11:31.279
My personal favorite debate is going to be Aliens vs.
2752
02:11:31.380 --> 02:11:34.319
Angels and Demons. Two bangers! And then we got the
2753
02:11:34.340 --> 02:11:35.119
Contender Series.
2754
02:11:35.560 --> 02:11:39.670
Big news coming. Hope to God it happens. And then
2755
02:11:39.890 --> 02:11:45.369
Chaos Twins is up and running. Please sponsor. Please help out.
2756
02:11:46.569 --> 02:11:48.170
There we go. And then I think it's going. And
2757
02:11:48.210 --> 02:11:53.270
then finally my dates. Sorry, guys. Here's my dates. Here's
2758
02:11:53.409 --> 02:11:54.029
my dates.
2759
02:11:54.050 --> 02:11:57.970
It's out for my mailing list too, dude. World War
2760
02:11:57.989 --> 02:12:02.649
Debate in Nashville. Then it's Lawrence, Kansas. Then it is
2761
02:12:02.729 --> 02:12:07.829
Looney Bin in Tulsa. Truth or Con in Dallas. Skank
2762
02:12:07.909 --> 02:12:12.449
Fest in New Orleans. Comedy Mothership in Austin. And then
2763
02:12:12.510 --> 02:12:15.430
the Looney Bin, Wichita, Kansas, closing out the year.
2764
02:12:16.409 --> 02:12:18.130
Bang, that's it. I got to go, Johnny.
2765
02:12:18.489 --> 02:12:19.470
Nice, dude. Okay.
2766
02:12:20.130 --> 02:12:20.930
Love you guys.
2767
02:12:21.090 --> 02:12:22.210
Bye.
2768
02:12:22.609 --> 02:12:23.170
Take care.
2769
02:12:23.189 --> 02:12:25.380
Bye-bye. Let me hit end. Okay, he just left me.
2770
02:12:25.609 --> 02:12:25.939
All right.
2771
02:12:26.439 --> 02:12:26.920
Bye, everybody.
2772
02:12:27.039 --> 02:12:31.859
If you're listening on YouTube or on Rumble, please leave
2773
02:12:32.300 --> 02:12:37.460
a comment for the algorithm. Sam caught them taking numbers
2774
02:12:37.560 --> 02:12:42.170
off of his special today, and I feel like they're
2775
02:12:42.189 --> 02:12:44.449
kind of squeezing us a little, so it helps if
2776
02:12:44.470 --> 02:12:47.180
you comment. Just comment something nice. Make some shit up.
2777
02:12:47.489 --> 02:12:51.210
Just something random that's nice, and it will help other
2778
02:12:51.229 --> 02:12:55.470
people find us on YouTube and Rumble. And then if
2779
02:12:55.489 --> 02:12:59.090
you're listening, we read all five-star reviews eventually. We get
2780
02:12:59.109 --> 02:13:03.640
to them on whatever podcasting app you're in. We're not
2781
02:13:03.680 --> 02:13:06.180
doing that because we want to, or not only because
2782
02:13:06.220 --> 02:13:07.600
we want to go up in the rankings, but it
2783
02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:11.250
genuinely helps people find the show. So if you could
2784
02:13:11.289 --> 02:13:14.010
help us with that, just leave in a five-star review.
2785
02:13:14.050 --> 02:13:16.050
If you tweet at BrokenSim, by the way, we'll follow
2786
02:13:16.069 --> 02:13:18.720
you back from at BrokenSim. If you screenshot your review,
2787
02:13:18.960 --> 02:13:20.859
it's got to be five stars, though. No negative. You
2788
02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:22.819
can't leave a shitty review and then get a follow back.
2789
02:13:24.420 --> 02:13:24.739
All right.
2790
02:13:24.840 --> 02:13:26.180
It's 2 a.m.
2791
02:13:26.239 --> 02:13:26.380
Here.
2792
02:13:27.300 --> 02:13:29.119
There are a couple. Let me see if there was
2793
02:13:29.180 --> 02:13:31.409
anything that's going
to kind of die on the vine
2794
02:13:32.050 --> 02:13:34.489
that I wanted to play. Oh, people, we can get
2795
02:13:34.510 --> 02:13:37.789
to that. Trump ranking. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a retard,
2796
02:13:37.829 --> 02:13:41.850
but we can play that next week. Creepy. We did
2797
02:13:41.890 --> 02:13:46.229
Wilson Shake, Axl Rose, Zelensky plans on being a dictator.
2798
02:13:46.310 --> 02:13:50.510
We did that. Oh, the McConnell thing.
2799
02:13:50.630 --> 02:13:50.970
Oh, yeah.
2800
02:13:51.050 --> 02:13:52.989
I should probably play this. Okay, I'll end on this.
2801
02:13:53.710 --> 02:13:56.029
Someone did a compilation of Mitch McConnell.
2802
02:13:56.909 --> 02:13:57.350
Oh, boy.
2803
02:13:57.430 --> 02:14:00.489
Got deleted, huh? Let me see if it got reposted.
2804
02:14:02.229 --> 02:14:06.470
Mitch McConnell just sitting on the floor of the house
2805
02:14:06.909 --> 02:14:12.199
for 20 hours straight. Not moving a muscle, dude. And
2806
02:14:12.239 --> 02:14:15.000
his handler, the guy that's next to him, also just
2807
02:14:15.039 --> 02:14:18.439
sat there beside him. Let me play this and then
2808
02:14:18.479 --> 02:14:24.119
we'll get out of here. Mitch McConnell, again, sitting on
2809
02:14:24.159 --> 02:14:34.310
the floor of the House of Representatives in his chair. Immobile. Sorry,
2810
02:14:34.369 --> 02:14:41.180
you can tell I'm vamping. For 20 hours straight. I swear.
2811
02:14:41.939 --> 02:14:47.560
Here we go. Okay. Look at this, dude. That's him
2812
02:14:47.600 --> 02:14:51.739
right there, obviously. They keep cutting angles. But you can
2813
02:14:51.760 --> 02:14:53.000
see the guy next to him moves a little bit,
2814
02:14:53.020 --> 02:14:57.539
but stays with him the whole time. And he is immobile, dude. Frozen.
2815
02:14:57.979 --> 02:15:05.220
His hands don't move. His feet don't move. You can
2816
02:15:05.260 --> 02:15:10.289
see his head just shifts slightly there. Is he alive?
2817
02:15:10.409 --> 02:15:11.090
Is he conscious?
2818
02:15:12.369 --> 02:15:15.159
That's so strange. This was a while ago, too, if
2819
02:15:15.220 --> 02:15:19.920
I'm not... Yeah, 10 days before he disappeared. Look at that, bro.
2820
02:15:20.399 --> 02:15:22.560
Isn't that weird? This went viral. I think this got
2821
02:15:22.579 --> 02:15:26.079
shared earlier, maybe a while ago. But this went viral
2822
02:15:26.140 --> 02:15:27.859
over the past week. And.
2823
02:15:30.539 --> 02:15:33.590
Why are they so bound to this guy? There must
2824
02:15:33.619 --> 02:15:36.229
be some kind of contract you enter into when you
2825
02:15:36.289 --> 02:15:40.430
reach that level of power that you can't... I don't know.
2826
02:15:40.470 --> 02:15:43.770
They can't swap you out without some procedure taking place
2827
02:15:43.829 --> 02:15:45.670
or something. You have to actually physically be dead.
2828
02:15:47.090 --> 02:15:48.109
So, yeah.
2829
02:15:48.250 --> 02:15:52.630
Anyway, that's it for me, guys. A couple other things,
2830
02:15:52.689 --> 02:15:55.310
but we'll play them next week. Thank you, everybody. See
2831
02:15:55.329 --> 02:15:58.789
you later. Young Christian warriors They come to fight They
2832
02:15:58.810 --> 02:16:00.050
fight for love