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not discussing Andor, or rather, we're discussing
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Andor writ large, because everything went insane.
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The internet, which is famously normal, got even
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more normal and decided that we're really going
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to burn through months of discourse in like a
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48 -hour period. We have dedicated the better
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part of a year talking about the intersection
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of Star Wars and politics, and then... The Democrats
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account just tweeted it out. Yeah, they just
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tweeted it out. And then the Nazis went and even
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further. So it kind of felt like we needed to
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put together an emergency pod to discuss what
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the fuck just happened. Yeah. I guess if anybody's
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blissfully offline, it started. I don't know.
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We should have probably made a timeline. It was
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like five days ago. It was like the Thursday
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before the election or the Friday. Who started
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Anakin posting? I don't know. I mean, it got
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to Elon Musk, which is when I think it hit a
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fever pitch. Yeah. Let me see. I'm going to knowyourmeme
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.com now to try to find the origin. They're based
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on... Why is it talking about Ki -Adi Mundi?
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Because they're always talking about Ki -Adi
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Mundi. In The Phantom Menace, Jedi Master Ki
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-Adi Mundi is among the council members who express
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reservations about Anakin's training. Which,
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while later films depict Anakin's resentment
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toward the Jedi Order, these scenes subsequently
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became the basis of numerous memes portraying
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Anakin as a young man who feels misunderstood,
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rejected, or betrayed by established institutions.
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You know, our fan casting of Biden as Ki -Adi
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-Mundi is really holding strong now. It looks
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like the first
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post was by... At Architect Oracle
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on X, the site formerly known as Twitter. Life
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of Gen Z. College left you in debt for a degree
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nobody wants. COVID stole your 20s and prime
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memories. AI deleted the jobs. Rent takes half
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your paycheck. Boomers still call you lazy. And
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then it's a picture of Anakin burning on Mustafar.
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And at that point. The right basically realized
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we are exactly like Anakin Skywalker. So I think
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we actually have to start before that because
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I don't think this starts with Anakin. I think
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this starts with Malfoy. I hate that I know what
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Malfoy is. I think there's a I think this is
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like a fucking Steve Bannon quote, but it's a
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it's a paraphrasing or whatever. But he's like
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American politics is that liberals control culture.
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but so desperately want to control politics.
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And then right -wingers control politics and
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so desperately want to control culture. Yeah.
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And I think, I don't know, anticipating a like
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mental breakdown that was about to happen. Right
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-wingers sort of like decided that like, we're
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going to go all in on heck and millennials and
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we're going to turn Malfoy. We're going to force
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them Malfoy into like a borderline lowly con
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figure who represents like, what we wish we are,
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which is like white, but also mean, but then
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everyone thinks we're hot. It's like we're the
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evil, mean, rich girl. And that's why they're
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jealous of us. Yes, none of the girls like us.
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So we need to project outside an image of a girl
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that would like us. Yeah. And so then if that's
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the aspirational figure that they want, is Anakin
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then representing the person they think they
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are? I think, I don't know. I mean, it must be
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because it also ends up matching reality in the
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sense that they immediately got their legs cut
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off and then set on fire. And now everyone's
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laughing at them. Well, I think they would argue
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that's what they're arguing is that the cucked
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media takes a hero like that and then makes him
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fall apart at the end. That's why it's bad. Anyway,
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we should talk about how the fucking White House
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posted one of these. Yeah, it went it went be
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like this posting started and I was like, you
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know, the right has been trying to co -op Star
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Wars for as long as Star Wars has existed. This
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isn't really anything special. We don't need
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to do an emergency podcast about it. And then
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Elon Musk posted an AI generated Star Wars thing.
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with Anakin and Padme on the Imperial throne.
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And I was like, okay, fine. Like maybe there's
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something here. And then the Department of Education
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posted anime Anakin. Well, they had posted Malfoy
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a couple of days earlier. Yeah. Whatever incel
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is in charge of their Twitter account. Oh God,
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I'm going backwards here. There's a lot of stuff
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I had not seen. A lot of normalcy happening here.
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But yes, they posted like a Malfoy education
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meme. Yes, on October 27th, they put there's
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magic and learning where they have a Malfoy in
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it just to, you know, wing to their base. And
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then on October 30th, they posted a AI image.
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Clearly, I don't know why, taking the artwork
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from Death Note to have Anakin and Padme and
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quote, there's magic and learning and then make
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education great again. And then all hell broke
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loose. So the question is, like, why is this
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such a recurring phenomenon? Because culture
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died 20 years ago and we haven't moved on. And
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I would even go a step further than that. And
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I want to quote the Iranian cleric Shahab Muradi.
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There you go. Who said, in your opinion, if anyone
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around the world wants to take the revenge on
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the assassination of Soleimani and intends to
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do it proportionally in the way that they suggest,
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that we take one of theirs now that they've taken
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one of ours, who should we consider to
take out
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in the context of America? Think about it. Are
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we supposed to take out Spider -Man and SpongeBob?
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They don't have any heroes. We have a country
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in front of us with a large population and a
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large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes.
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All of their heroes are cartoon characters. They're
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all fictional. So instead of being able to post,
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like they can't even like giga post about Trump
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anymore because Trump has failed them. Like the
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hero that they have invented. has failed them,
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and now they have to retreat to Anakin and even
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gender -bent Draco Malfoy. Well, failing is good,
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actually. They want their characters to fail.
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That's what makes them good. You know, maybe
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The Last Jedi had a bigger impact than they wanted.
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I mean, we'll get to the election results, but
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just the shared agreement that in Woke 7 or whatever,
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just The Last Jedi will be shown at all hours
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of the day. I don't know. We can get into this.
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But I'm just like, clearly, Disney does not know
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what the fuck they're doing with Star Wars. Like,
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Adam Driver came out today and was like, I wanted
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to do Hunt for Ben Solo, but as far as I know,
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I'm done. Unless they wanted to do something
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else, in which case, I'm not done. But I do not
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think that the John Watts trilogy is going to
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happen. But they have... Andor is just free money
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on the table. Everyone loves it. Like every time
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something like this happens, it gets a huge amount
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of like viral media. Just throw the fucking cash
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truck at Tony Gilroy. I don't understand. Behemoth
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is not getting such good reviews that he's so
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busy with Behemoth. I saw that Andor rewatches
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are surging after the midterm results. The Democrats
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posting Nemec's manifesto. Yeah, so in response
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to all the right wing stuff, the Democrats account
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started. tiktok account posted a montage of various
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clips against nemex manifesto yeah and or fan
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cam it's also funny because i think one of the
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things that i maybe is a something i talk about
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a lot which is that andor does not really have
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an answer of how to fix like what to do after
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fascism like it's really good about fighting
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fascism and why the dangers of fascism are but
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it does not offer any like answer so doubling
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down on just the like The idea of like the Democrats
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just won this monumental win at the house. What
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do we do with it? I don't know. It's just actually
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kind of more emblematic of Andor than they think
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it is. Yes. The way that everybody is posting
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the end of episode six with everybody celebrating
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that the empire has been defeated just makes
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me think about how. the Empire is able to rebuild
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out in the outer rim of the galaxy and then come
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back and just destroy everything right over again.
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Okay, so here's a good Anakin tweet I found.
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It was from Arminius Speaks. Got every one of
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these as just fucking some Greek statue as our
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Twitter icon. And quote, the prequels at the
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end of the day are about a young man trying to
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claim what is rightfully his and he's treated
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with suspicion, contempt, or even outright hatred
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because of it. He wants skill, power. influence,
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order, hierarchy, and isn't afraid to tell people
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that. He kills the guilt that he used to feel
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for wanting what he should have. It's remarkable
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how relatable all of this is actually for young
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men. Made to feel guilt for who they are, denied
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what is rightfully theirs by birth, villainized
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by a weak, corrupted, aging republic that has
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long outlived its usefulness. Fortunately, everyone
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seems to be on the same page as us. We're going
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to reclaim what is ours. And the AI image of
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Anakin. un unmarred on a throne with uh sexy
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padme and evil in evil dress i can only describe
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it as like the dress when you're evil and then
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two baby luke
and baby leia i i saw another one
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that was talking about how anakin was being held
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back by all the dei hires on the jedi council
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who were clearly inferior to him and like pointing
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out like Mace Windu was holding Anakin back,
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even though Anakin was better than him. I'm like
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Mace Windu was a million times a better Jedi
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than Anakin was by any text that you follow.
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Even Anakin would say so. It's just fun. It's
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so funny that this happened before election day.
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Yeah. Because I think to me. what i think this
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election proves and we get we'll talk a little
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bit more about the election after uh in a little
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bit at behind the patreon wall so we can get
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real spicy um yeah head on over to patreon .com
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and orcs pod for and orcs after dark uh a woo
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um is that the i don't think this election i
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was just talking to somebody and i'm like we've
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had one two three four five six seven elections
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since trump was on the ballot i think that's
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correct yeah there's yeah i think seven but my
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point is that like we have not everyone that
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wanted like the general like revulsion of society
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of being like let's get rid of this guy hasn't
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happened and i think people want to pretend that
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this election is that and i'm not sure it is
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I think in some ways these weird right wingers
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are parallel images to the left of like we need
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to construct this like narrative that people
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need to embody. And then by embodying this narrative,
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they will we can create change when I think it's
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most of the voters were like gas too expensive.
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I think that if it wasn't anything more than
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gas too expensive, this would have happened any
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time in the last 10 years. I think that being
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in California helps me to. understand what the
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average voter is thinking because every year
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or every election year we have a variety of ballot
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propositions and it you can just tell that whichever
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one is going to win is just the one that is on
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the tv the most like there's no real coherent
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ideology to which ballot propositions pass In
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a massively left -wing blue wave election year,
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our billionaire tax failed, and we even passed
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a proposition to make it so that we can never
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pass a billionaire tax ever again. No, that's
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not quite correct. The one that passed is the—
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I thought it's the no personal property tax one.
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I think it's housing property. The other one
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didn't pass. Oh, so that's with personal property.
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Yeah. I think I might be getting that wrong,
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I believe. In any case, we have failed to stop,
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you know, indentured servitude through the prison
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system. We have kept the death penalty. And,
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you know, at the end of the day, Trump won with
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the promise of deporting people and starting
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a trade war with China and starting a war with
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Iran. And people did go for it. And now it's
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just, oh, when we see it actually playing out
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in front of us, that's when people, I guess,
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don't like it. And they'll just forget about
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that in another five years. I guess it's finally
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like Trump won on a promise of like two things,
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like I will make things cheaper and also no war.
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And he just blew through those things immediately
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in like six months. Maybe my memory is wrong,
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but did those things happen the last time he
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was president? Because I don't remember. We did
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not go into any new wars, really. No substantial
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boots on the ground wars. Sure. And we were coming
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off of, and the economy was doing fairly good
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after coming out of Obama. It was churning for
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a couple of years there. So we got the benefit
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of the doubt there. But the Democrats still took
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over in those midterms. But there was not a huge
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wave. But then it all it didn't take long for,
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you know, Trump to get a huge wave and he won
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and got everything along with him. So it's hard
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for me to imagine this blue wave lasting for
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very long. Again, to to use the Star Wars analogy,
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like it didn't take that long for the first order
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to show up. And Trump is even still in office
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right now. Yeah, I mean, I guess the question
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to me is I don't, this does not mean that there
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is not somebody who can find other juice, but
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Donald Trump has a unique control on the American
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psyche by being a TV figure who's existed since
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the 80s, that he has just like 50 years worth
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of mass awareness. He has battle, force battle
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meditation. He can connect with people from across
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the nation using his mental powers. Yes, exactly.
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But I don't like, he cohered everything together.
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And I don't know, look, I'm sure they'll find
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somebody who they'll immediately just all glom
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onto and I'll look like an idiot. But like, unless
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you're getting like Joe Rogan to run, I don't
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see any other way that you can recreate that
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like. that people will buy into because there
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is nobody who is that... They don't even need
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to be trusted, but just prominent in society.
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Again, we have no heroes. Who would it be? That's
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why they have... Malfoy is going to run. They're
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going to Hatsune Miku a presidency. We're going
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to have our first Vocaloid president soon. Fuck,
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that's just a Black Mirror episode. God damn
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it. I just... Yeah, I don't know where we're...
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I think eventually we'll just sort of like end
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up in like two, we'll just be in like a very
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balkanized country where like New York and California
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and various states and cities have like functioning
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governments. And then it's a little bit Mad Max
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-y outside of those places. And we'll just keep
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trudging along. I don't really see any, I don't
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see any great like reorganization of society
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happening in either direction. I mean, society
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will keep falling apart, but we're not, I don't
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see any real
movement forward. Like I don't,
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I'm glad. I got to live out for 24 hours. I have
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no fucking idea what the Democrats are going
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to do in office. No idea. And I am very plugged
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into politics. I have no idea what the actual
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coherent plan is, what they're going to do when
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they get in there. I saw a recording of a conversation
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with Elisa Slotkin, senator from whatever state
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she's from. Sorry, Elisa. I believe Michigan.
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Sure. No, we love Michigan. Thank you, Michigan.
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She was talking about going to Hungary and meeting
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with, you know, the politicians there who just,
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you know, overthrew their authoritarian dictator
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after 16 years. And what she learned from them
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was that they basically had within each of their,
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you know. committees and avenues of power they
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they found star cases in which they could prosecute
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and make an example out of the remnants of that
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prior administration the thing that concerns
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me is that the examples that she pointed out
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were things like building the east wing of the
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east wing nobody cares Nobody cares. And what
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is the reflecting pool? These areas of graft
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and yeah, no one gives a shit about that. She
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did also name Jared Kushner, right? As like somebody
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who has obviously profited off of it. And so
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that's where I'm like, that is a good idea. We
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want to prosecute people. That'd be fun. But
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they're going to find the dumbest way in which
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to prosecute people is what I'm worried about.
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And then Trump's just going to pardon them. Yeah.
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There's the issue of it's the right thing to
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do, but that the voters who matter will not care.
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If the price of gas, if the price of diesel,
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if the price of eggs does not come down, they
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don't care if the person who... voted to make
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this blue wave happen will not care. I mean,
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the helpfulness is that it will still be a anti
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-Trump wave. Trump is still president for two
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more years. So the next wave will just be still
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a reaction to Trumpism. So I think the Democrats
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are actually, if they were a functioning political
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party, would be in a really good position in
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two years because then they are very close to
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getting to 60 because they've won in seats this
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year that they should never have won in. And
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then the next cycle are much more favorable seats.
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We're looking at Mississippi right now. The problem
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with that is our House Majority Leader is Hakeem
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Jeffries and our Senate Majority Leader is Chuck
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Schumer. And I saw somebody from the Israeli
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government posting about how Those are both strong
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friends of Israel. And so as much as we want
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to say the genocide in Palestine and people's
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moral objection to that helped fuel this blue
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wave, I think the storm walls are up to prevent
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that from leading to the kind of change that
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we want to see happen. Trump already announced
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that basically we're going to stop. And Netanyahu's
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fine with this. we're going to stop giving weapons
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to Israel and we're just going to let Israel
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buy them from our giant military industrial complex.
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Like there's no actual difference to it. Yeah.
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I think Netanyahu referred to it as we're growing
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up and we're going to start just buying things
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that's supposed to be given them. Like that's,
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they have plenty of money. Let's just keep buying
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it. That doesn't actually functionally fix the
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issue. I mean, it's nice that we're not, our
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taxes are not paying for it, but we still have
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a state that is basically undetachable from the
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military. So I don't fucking know. What do I
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know? I'm a fucking Star Wars podcast. I just
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want to talk about some good posts. If I can
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make one more Star Wars reference, we have our
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beloved Mon Mothma lead the rebellion to victory.
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And then what does she do? But immediately disarm
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it. And if I hate to
prognosticate about the
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future, I have been wrong about. Just about everything
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that has happened over the last 10 years. But
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I hope that one doesn't come to pass. Disarm
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what? Again, not prosecuting the outgoing administration,
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I guess, would be my version of disarming. Coming
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into power and then not using your power. I just
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feel like the I guess meme guy. Like, I guess,
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yeah. Why not? I don't think it fucking matters.
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Like, it's the right thing to do and it should
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be done because it's the right thing to do. But
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to me, until there's some functional reorganizing
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of how society works, it's just going to be a
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little bit worse each year because there's nobody
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actually interested in building a better vision.
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It's just a reaction to what already is bad.
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Yeah. It's like people who I always get mad at
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people when they're like, well, that's late capitalism
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for you. And I'm like, I don't know why you're
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so optimistic that we're late. We could just
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be in the prime of capitalism. I don't think
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we're anywhere near late. It's still working
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pretty well as far as capitalism is concerned.
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Yeah, I just wanted to call out some good quotes.
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Some good quote tweets of stunking on right -wingers
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of, that's right, Libs. I've been duped by an
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elderly pervert and I'm mere hours away from
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having my cock and balls incinerated in a volcano.
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Very good. That was from user... At QQQQ. Thank
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you for your service. Yes. May the force be with
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you. Where was the other ones? I like these both
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on my personal account and the Andor account.
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Crucially, everyone has decided that The Last
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Jedi is actually good, which is also great. Where
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is it? 24 -hour endless loop of The Last Jedi.
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Director Rian Johnson on every cable channel
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in North America for the next four years. Actually,
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every movie is going to be deleted from existence
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except for The Last Jedi, directed by Rian Johnson,
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by at Samantha That Arlie. Yes, and then also...
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May the force be with you. At informal majesty,
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The Last Jedi is now the only Star Wars movie
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ever made. And from at Reed Star Wars, the acolyte
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is getting renewed after tonight. I also want
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to quote the call. I don't be sure of Anakin
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becomes so invested in advancing the political
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agenda of a weird old grandpa that he loses his
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wife and becomes estranged from his children.
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So he has a very good allegory for right wing
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men. And I think if anything best described our
00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:55.359
podcast, it was at murder with which is right
00:25:55.359 --> 00:25:58.160
wing Star Wars discourse. The destiny of the
00:25:58.160 --> 00:26:00.279
West now hinges on how many hype edits of child
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murder we can use to juice midterm turnout. left
00:26:03.170 --> 00:26:05.329
-wing Star Wars discourse. There's a new three
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-foot -tall annoying alligator man, and he is
00:26:07.109 --> 00:26:14.329
my best friend. That's it. Congratulations to
00:26:14.329 --> 00:26:17.589
Biddy Blaze for being elected to the Senate in
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Alaska. I hope you serve us well. The problem
00:26:21.809 --> 00:26:23.170
was that they also had someone named Biddy Blaze
00:26:23.170 --> 00:26:25.950
spelled B -L -A -Z -E, and they're not sure if
00:26:25.950 --> 00:26:30.180
people voted for the right one. If I can share
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two to Ernest. that are Andor related. I know,
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I know. The first is from Maggie Lovett, deputy
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editor of news over at Collider, who said, I
00:26:44.200 --> 00:26:48.490
would like to sincerely thank Andor. It may be
00:26:48.490 --> 00:26:51.609
purely anecdotal, but I've seen folks on Facebook
00:26:51.609 --> 00:26:54.230
who have never spoken out politically and always
00:26:54.230 --> 00:26:57.089
leaned right, using Andor to express themselves
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for the first time and finally lean left. The
00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:05.789
first time I read that, I thought... I thought
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Oprah. I don't think that Andor made those people
00:27:09.690 --> 00:27:14.529
left. However, what I do think is that art provides
00:27:14.529 --> 00:27:19.150
us with a voice that we do not necessarily know
00:27:19.150 --> 00:27:21.410
that we have. It provides us with words that
00:27:21.410 --> 00:27:25.329
we ourselves are not as smart enough to put together
00:27:25.329 --> 00:27:29.470
in the way that Tony Gilroy is able to turn a
00:27:29.470 --> 00:27:33.269
concept into poetry, right? And when it is done
00:27:33.269 --> 00:27:36.529
well, it can resonate with you and you can carry
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it with you into the real world. And I guess
00:27:39.750 --> 00:27:43.470
that's the best version of what Andor and what
00:27:43.470 --> 00:27:47.009
Star Wars and what art can do, which is that
00:27:47.009 --> 00:27:50.450
it can give you new vocabulary with which to
00:27:50.450 --> 00:27:54.309
engage with the world around you. I think that's
00:27:54.309 --> 00:27:56.490
a fair framing of it. I think people just so
00:27:56.490 --> 00:27:59.950
quickly go to, this is the magic show that's
00:27:59.950 --> 00:28:02.259
going to solve everything. And if people just
00:28:02.259 --> 00:28:05.880
watch the show, magic will happen. I mean, that's
00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:09.759
where the show's ratings going up now. Watching
00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:14.440
Andor should not be high on your priority list
00:28:14.440 --> 00:28:19.200
after this election result. High on your priority
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:22.759
list should be signing up for our Patreon at
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patreon .com slash andorxpod. Now that's going
00:28:25.660 --> 00:28:29.970
to help fuel the rebellion. Yes. No, I mean,
00:28:30.009 --> 00:28:31.789
it's, it's, it's, I think, do we want to, uh,
00:28:31.849 --> 00:28:34.930
do I, oh, I was gonna say, do we want to talk
00:28:34.930 --> 00:28:37.289
Digger, but maybe we should, uh, Mike just texted.
00:28:38.609 --> 00:28:42.089
Yeah, we're gonna go ahead beyond the paywall
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now to talk to the very first Andorx elected
00:28:46.309 --> 00:28:51.990
official. But yes, an insane thing that is true.
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