Vollständiges Transkript von Wolfcop

of... community 00:02:29.420 --> 00:02:33.259 of adoring fans. What was our last movie? It 00:02:33.259 --> 00:02:36.479 was The Wolf of Snow Hollow. So you wolfed us 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:39.319 out. And again, incidentally, we talked about 00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:43.280 this a little bit ago. We've done a lot of wolf... 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:46.960 Werewolves are very popular in the independent. 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:50.080 Yeah, why? I don't know. Have we even done a 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:54.599 vampire? Yeah. On Halloween, I did once, but 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:56.860 aside from that... Oh, did you? What was his 00:02:56.860 --> 00:03:01.819 name? It's a classic. It never goes away. Where's 00:03:01.819 --> 00:03:03.860 the drum fill? Wait, hit the button. And what's 00:03:03.860 --> 00:03:08.439 really great about your doing The Wolf of Snow 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:11.939 Hollow, which I showed to you visually when we 00:03:11.939 --> 00:03:14.580 recorded, is I was able at the end of that recording 00:03:14.580 --> 00:03:17.599 to show you the next movie. That's the movie 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:22.759 we're doing, 2014's Wolf Cop. Yes. So please. 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:26.110 Yes. We've been friends a long time, but I can't 00:03:26.110 --> 00:03:28.349 actually recall. And this might be the end of 00:03:28.349 --> 00:03:35.370 it. This is why they come to listen to the show. 00:03:36.430 --> 00:03:39.389 I'm looking. I think he's serious. This is why 00:03:39.389 --> 00:03:45.169 I do it. So what was your familiarity with this 00:03:45.169 --> 00:03:49.189 movie? Absolutely nothing. Did I ever talk about 00:03:49.189 --> 00:03:52.330 it much or ever? Not that I recall. Even in a 00:03:52.330 --> 00:03:55.270 goofy way? Okay, cool. Yeah, not that I remember. 00:03:55.509 --> 00:03:59.430 Well, there's a million of them. I went in completely 00:03:59.430 --> 00:04:04.310 blind. Okay. Yeah. Well, when you looked at the 00:04:04.310 --> 00:04:09.319 cover. But your look of disgust and of light 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:11.800 intrigue was worth the prize of admission for 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:14.340 me. Oh, last week when you held it up? Because 00:04:14.340 --> 00:04:19.100 you did recoil appropriately. I said something 00:04:19.100 --> 00:04:20.639 and you're like, oh, that's a perfect teaser. 00:04:20.819 --> 00:04:24.040 I don't remember what it was. So plug for the 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:28.300 last episode. The Wolf of Snow Hollow. And you 00:04:28.300 --> 00:04:33.420 had some required watching from the last episode. 00:04:34.060 --> 00:04:35.959 I didn't get to it. Do you recall? I didn't get 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:39.540 to it. No, for me. You had mentioned the movie 00:04:39.540 --> 00:04:42.180 and a certain whole lot of nakedness. Oh, did 00:04:42.180 --> 00:04:44.959 you watch? And I watched this little hell. Yes, 00:04:45.100 --> 00:04:48.759 I did. Okay, now we don't normally do this, but 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:53.420 I said it's the most naked anybody's ever been 00:04:53.420 --> 00:04:55.579 in a movie. Do you see what I mean? She was so 00:04:55.579 --> 00:04:59.879 naked. I just said it out loud. When I watched 00:04:59.879 --> 00:05:02.199 it, I'm like, she's so naked. I'm so glad. And 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:05.920 so unashamed. It was like she was walking around 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:08.480 fully dressed. Does that scene not last forever? 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:12.980 Yeah. Well, I think your comedian buddy drug 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:15.139 that scene out so he could be in the room all 00:05:15.139 --> 00:05:17.740 year long. Oh, yeah. What's his name? Is that 00:05:17.740 --> 00:05:20.279 Rob Corddry? The bald guy. Rob Corddry. Yeah, 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:24.259 yeah, yeah. From Butter. Paul Shears in that 00:05:24.259 --> 00:05:26.339 movie. He's like, oh, no. Keegan -Michael. He's 00:05:26.339 --> 00:05:28.300 like messing up his lines, so he's got to do 00:05:28.300 --> 00:05:32.220 it over. Oh, my God. Yeah. Meredith, Marilyn, 00:05:32.639 --> 00:05:35.959 something her name was, the sister of... Yeah, 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:39.420 I forget. She was the sister of the possessed 00:05:39.420 --> 00:05:42.480 one. Side note, did you find the movie funny? 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:47.720 Yeah. It was good. An all -star cast, though. 00:05:47.740 --> 00:05:52.959 Holy crap. That's fun. It's older. It's like 00:05:52.959 --> 00:05:56.699 08 or something. It was quite a while ago. It 00:05:56.699 --> 00:06:01.189 takes a concept that... It is fun and familiar. 00:06:01.290 --> 00:06:04.550 It adds a lot of witty comedians, improvisers, 00:06:04.589 --> 00:06:08.110 super brave people doing awesome stuff. Yeah. 00:06:08.610 --> 00:06:11.610 But in the tie -in, in case people didn't listen 00:06:11.610 --> 00:06:13.670 to the episode, it was Ricky, what's her name? 00:06:13.750 --> 00:06:16.329 Lindholm. Yeah, she was in our... Garfunkel. 00:06:17.110 --> 00:06:19.509 She was in our Wolf of Snow Hollow movie, and 00:06:19.509 --> 00:06:22.370 when we were doing her bio and deep dive on her, 00:06:22.529 --> 00:06:25.310 you had brought that movie up. So I watched it. 00:06:25.370 --> 00:06:27.910 Thank you for watching it. Well, you know, I 00:06:27.910 --> 00:06:30.870 was... You were intrigued by my comment. I was 00:06:30.870 --> 00:06:33.149 properly inspired. I'm really glad that that 00:06:33.149 --> 00:06:36.930 delivered. Well, this is a movie that, and you 00:06:36.930 --> 00:06:39.910 have already prefaced me by saying you have 78 00:06:39.910 --> 00:06:42.910 pages of notes and you've done a Herculean amount 00:06:42.910 --> 00:06:47.310 of research. The unique origin of this movie, 00:06:47.490 --> 00:06:50.029 the competitive nature of its origin, did you 00:06:50.029 --> 00:06:57.769 discover that? The Sineku deal? Yes, the million 00:06:57.769 --> 00:07:02.540 dollar. Yeah, so they had to compete and go really 00:07:02.540 --> 00:07:04.920 hard to

get this movie done after they made a 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:06.720 trailer, which I find is interesting because 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:10.180 I think a lot of movies get this ground swelling 00:07:10.180 --> 00:07:12.759 from making a cool trailer, getting buzz, and 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:16.319 then, holy shit, they are in the position, and 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:20.240 in their case, not always easy position of making 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:24.459 a real movie. But it's a thing in Canada that 00:07:24.459 --> 00:07:27.769 they have probably annually. Yeah. And it's a 00:07:27.769 --> 00:07:30.370 contest, so you have to make a trailer. Like 00:07:30.370 --> 00:07:32.569 American Idol, you know, where you're whittled 00:07:32.569 --> 00:07:35.089 down. And then there's online voting, and then 00:07:35.089 --> 00:07:37.610 you go in front of a panel with your final pitch. 00:07:38.310 --> 00:07:40.589 And then they have five of them lined up in this 00:07:40.589 --> 00:07:42.870 live thing. I saw the video, and then they call 00:07:42.870 --> 00:07:45.629 out the winner. In one of my favorite cities 00:07:45.629 --> 00:07:51.829 to say Banff. Banff. And I think there's a Banff 00:07:51.829 --> 00:07:55.920 Springs. Banneth. And I want to plug Maria Bamford, 00:07:56.019 --> 00:07:58.339 because I honestly think she's brilliant. That's 00:07:58.339 --> 00:08:03.439 real. So this movie is from 2014, and as we do 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:06.579 Tataroo, I'm going to read the film description 00:08:06.579 --> 00:08:09.800 from IMDb, just kind of lined, and put yourself 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:11.699 in the position of being in the video store and 00:08:11.699 --> 00:08:14.980 just reading this. As a series of strange and 00:08:14.980 --> 00:08:17.850 violent events... Begin to occur, an alcoholic 00:08:17.850 --> 00:08:20.769 policeman realizes that he has been turned into 00:08:20.769 --> 00:08:24.949 a werewolf as part of a larger plan. That is 00:08:24.949 --> 00:08:27.750 dead on balls accurate. It is pretty balls accurate. 00:08:28.050 --> 00:08:32.370 Yeah. That was stolen right out of Melissa Torme's 00:08:32.370 --> 00:08:37.090 mouth. I'm enjoying the mouth. I just took it 00:08:37.090 --> 00:08:40.070 right. Yeah. Yeah, you should. It's billed as 00:08:40.070 --> 00:08:43.950 a comedy horror. Exactly. That's pretty right. 00:08:44.460 --> 00:08:47.039 So for once, we're like both just shaking our 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:50.779 heads. Yeah, that's pretty good. What would Meg 00:08:50.779 --> 00:08:54.639 Ryan say in our favorite movie? I have no response 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:57.340 to that. I have no response to that. But they're 00:08:57.340 --> 00:09:01.379 good little monsters. That was perfect. The idea 00:09:01.379 --> 00:09:04.000 of horror comedy, there's like a cadence to it. 00:09:04.100 --> 00:09:06.580 So it's a horror comedy and almost anybody's 00:09:06.580 --> 00:09:09.399 like, oh, I'm in. And thanks to a movie that 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:12.299 has a tie to this movie. So, all right, we're 00:09:12.299 --> 00:09:16.059 going to get into, and I went in fairly deep 00:09:16.059 --> 00:09:18.840 on the cast. Now, knowing that this movie is 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:21.539 an hour and like 19 minutes, including the credits 00:09:21.539 --> 00:09:23.580 and post -credits scene. Did you see the post 00:09:23.580 --> 00:09:26.720 -credits scene? No. Oh, great. All right. So 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:29.559 this is going to be a fun episode for you, Captain 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:32.519 Research. So there is a post -credits scene to 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:35.350 this movie. And I missed it? I'm guessing so. 00:09:35.610 --> 00:09:39.370 I did not. Okay. Well, that sucks. Because the 00:09:39.370 --> 00:09:41.730 end credit song is such a banger. Wait, can I 00:09:41.730 --> 00:09:45.309 drive 45 minutes home and watch it? Oh, there's 00:09:45.309 --> 00:09:46.690 this little thing called a cell phone. Remember, 00:09:46.690 --> 00:09:48.850 I have the DVD and Blu -ray. I could probably 00:09:48.850 --> 00:09:50.970 do that. It's here. It's feet from you, actually. 00:09:51.169 --> 00:09:57.590 All right. So this movie stars Leo Fafard as 00:09:57.590 --> 00:10:02.399 Lou Garou, which I love the alliteration. So 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:05.080 do you know, and Jess was saying this, she's 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:07.659 like, Lou Guru, that's funny. That's French for 00:10:07.659 --> 00:10:10.379 werewolf. So she knew that. She just said it 00:10:10.379 --> 00:10:11.960 like that. She's like, yeah, that's funny. It's 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:15.279 French for werewolf. Yeah. Lou Guru. Yeah, that's. 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:17.360 So then I started to giggle every time, like 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:19.679 Lou Guru. I'm like, ah, French for werewolf. 00:10:19.740 --> 00:10:21.659 I just saw that in the interviews, you know, 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.679 that are actually the trivia and IMDb too has 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:27.519 it. Had you seen him in anything before? Which 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:30.259 is kind of unlikely, I'm guessing. No, not a 00:10:30.259 --> 00:10:33.460 thing, but. It's funny that he has done so much 00:10:33.460 --> 00:10:37.139 electrical equipment. Yeah, tech stuff. In the 00:10:37.139 --> 00:10:40.799 business. Yeah, he's like his first, I don't 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:42.759 know how many credits, our generator operator. 00:10:43.740 --> 00:10:46.659 In the case of this movie, welding part of the 00:10:46.659 --> 00:10:51.759 wolf mobile. He's a welder. He's in the biz, 00:10:51.899 --> 00:10:55.639 man. He's acting. He'll be the key grip of whatever. 00:10:56.139 --> 00:11:00.399 He does say, I will do whatever it takes. I love 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:02.899 the energy of an independent movie where it does 00:11:02.899 --> 00:11:05.320 feel that way. I think the performances probably 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:08.460 benefit from it because there's maybe some

deeper 00:11:08.460 --> 00:11:10.980 trust, a deeper camaraderie, which is fun. I 00:11:10.980 --> 00:11:15.549 also like... A lot of the reviews dog how bad 00:11:15.549 --> 00:11:18.009 an actor he is, blah, blah, blah. But I like 00:11:18.009 --> 00:11:21.529 an unknown lead actor, somebody with charisma, 00:11:21.610 --> 00:11:23.909 some physical chops, and I'll take it back to 00:11:23.909 --> 00:11:27.549 Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead. Nobody knew who 00:11:27.549 --> 00:11:31.789 he was, and just the physical comedy. So I've 00:11:31.789 --> 00:11:35.710 seen this movie a bunch, and I think he's tremendous. 00:11:35.870 --> 00:11:41.600 I love his part in this. Two episodes in a row 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:43.980 where we've had a drunken cop dealing with a 00:11:43.980 --> 00:11:48.700 werewolf. And both reviews are saying, oh, he's 00:11:48.700 --> 00:11:51.039 a terrible actor. He's a terrible actor. You 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:53.639 know what? And they both play drunken cops. I 00:11:53.639 --> 00:11:55.600 think they're great. Didn't even think about 00:11:55.600 --> 00:11:58.779 that. Yeah. Look at you blowing minds. I love 00:11:58.779 --> 00:12:04.460 it. His first film was 2009's Hungry Hills. He 00:12:04.460 --> 00:12:08.269 appears as a character named Bootlegger. And 00:12:08.269 --> 00:12:13.629 there are a lot of interconnected tissues within 00:12:13.629 --> 00:12:16.350 this movie and from this writer -director, which 00:12:16.350 --> 00:12:19.690 I think is cool. Yeah. And the actors, they're 00:12:19.690 --> 00:12:23.710 a lot of connected. Leo starred in I Heart Regina, 00:12:23.990 --> 00:12:26.850 which was also written and directed. Wait, say 00:12:26.850 --> 00:12:29.769 that word again. Regina. Okay. Just so the people 00:12:29.769 --> 00:12:32.710 could hear it. Okay. Because when you just first 00:12:32.710 --> 00:12:35.309 said, I thought you were saying Hail to the V. 00:12:35.509 --> 00:12:37.570 I just wanted to make sure that that was clear. 00:12:37.610 --> 00:12:41.570 It was an R. Oh, yeah. I struggle with articulating 00:12:41.570 --> 00:12:43.509 R specifically because it's the beginning of 00:12:43.509 --> 00:12:46.669 my first name. No, you hear Jaina. And several 00:12:46.669 --> 00:12:50.669 of our lead actors are from Regina. Thank you, 00:12:50.669 --> 00:12:53.190 Canada, by the way, for these films, for financing 00:12:53.190 --> 00:12:56.129 things like this. We talk a lot on the show about 00:12:56.129 --> 00:12:59.049 these tax credits that small independent films 00:12:59.049 --> 00:13:03.139 get. communities and, and, uh, and filming locations. 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:05.980 Like they just went around. Well, how cool is 00:13:05.980 --> 00:13:08.259 it that they have that contest for, and it's 00:13:08.259 --> 00:13:12.320 for Canadian films only. Yeah. Yeah. Super cool. 00:13:12.539 --> 00:13:16.259 So, uh, Lowell Dean had a part, uh, of I Heart 00:13:16.259 --> 00:13:21.980 Regina, uh, 2017.

Leo Fafard touched greatness. 00:13:22.059 --> 00:13:25.100 He was in the Humanity Bureau with Nick Cage 00:13:25.100 --> 00:13:29.580 and his hairline. Yeah. And so. We're going to 00:13:29.580 --> 00:13:31.799 talk about it when we get to her, right? He meant 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:35.399 that she was in that, too. Sarah Lind, who plays... 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:40.519 Is that Jessica? Yeah, let's just hold off on 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:44.320 her. Okay. I have a lot for her. Oh, I'm not 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:52.700 shocked that you do. Leo was also in 2017's Cage 00:13:52.700 --> 00:13:56.830 Fighter with Gina Gershon. One of my... 80s, 00:13:56.830 --> 00:14:00.129 90s crushes still is a Stone Cold Fox, in my 00:14:00.129 --> 00:14:04.210 opinion. Gina Gershon. Anybody? Nope. That's 00:14:04.210 --> 00:14:09.529 okay. Well, tell me who that is. Showgirls? We 00:14:09.529 --> 00:14:12.610 do not have the time. Was she in Showgirls? But 00:14:12.610 --> 00:14:17.049 it's okay. So, all right. Well, Humanity Bureau. 00:14:17.129 --> 00:14:19.230 Hold on, hold on. He was the key grip and the 00:14:19.230 --> 00:14:22.549 motel clerk. So that ties in with what we were 00:14:22.549 --> 00:14:27.110 talking about. Yeah. Yeah. And. Nick Cage's personal... 00:14:27.110 --> 00:14:31.610 No, never mind. Assistant? He was a PA? I think 00:14:31.610 --> 00:14:34.690 he would have done whatever Mr. Cage asked him 00:14:34.690 --> 00:14:36.549 to do. So remember I told you that in researching 00:14:36.549 --> 00:14:39.149 this movie, something kind of blew my mind. This 00:14:39.149 --> 00:14:45.330 is it? I really liked... Well, okay, so full 00:14:45.330 --> 00:14:48.830 disclosure, I think the scene stealer, the movie 00:14:48.830 --> 00:14:52.309 was actually stolen by Jonathan Cherry, the guy 00:14:52.309 --> 00:14:55.889 who plays Willie Higgins. Um, and couldn't agree 00:14:55.889 --> 00:15:01.009 more. Oh, really? Willie, Willie was, I loved 00:15:01.009 --> 00:15:03.129 him the whole way through and I'm like character 00:15:03.129 --> 00:15:05.490 actor, character actor. Cause he's just so good. 00:15:05.649 --> 00:15:09.190 Okay. Did he, um, so I don't want to lead you 00:15:09.190 --> 00:15:12.690 down a path, but like, I, I, I wanted to see 00:15:12.690 --> 00:15:14.830 him in a movie with another, like one of our 00:15:14.830 --> 00:15:17.289 all -stars. So I'll just hold off on saying that. 00:15:17.409 --> 00:15:22.100 Yeah. All right, anybody else come to mind? Any 00:15:22.100 --> 00:15:25.659 other weird, a little independent, multiple movie 00:15:25.659 --> 00:15:28.100 all -stars that's kind of approximate to this 00:15:28.100 --> 00:15:29.980 guy that you'd like to see in a buddy picture? 00:15:30.179 --> 00:15:34.840 So that's my thinking that guides the serendipity 00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:37.559 in this kind of movie journey. All right, so 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:44.080 a second build. Are you okay? I'm holding on 00:15:44.080 --> 00:15:45.840 for dear life. I'm trying to keep up with you. 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:48.720 I should be more present and in the moment. You 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:54.500 are. You're so in the moment. Second build, Amy 00:15:54.500 --> 00:16:03.179 Matizio as Tina Walsh. Matizio. I think it's 00:16:03.179 --> 00:16:07.539 Matizio. Had you seen Tina, that actress in anything? 00:16:07.659 --> 00:16:12.240 I actually had. She's in a movie I love. It's 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.019 a pretty significant role, and it's a major film, 00:16:15.100 --> 00:16:18.179 but I didn't recognize her when I saw her in 00:16:18.179 --> 00:16:21.139 this. No, of her 69 movies, I have only credits, 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:22.679 I should say. There's some credits. I have only 00:16:22.679 --> 00:16:27.559 Leo. Lou, sorry, Leo has 23, so I don't want 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:33.639 to short him. But, no, I have notes for Amy on 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:36.580 the most recent one because there are several 00:16:36.580 --> 00:16:40.059 of these. Cast members are in dialogue. She's 00:16:40.059 --> 00:16:44.279 in a bunch of cool things. Her first film, 2001, 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:47.399 The Unsaid. So think about this. I'm going to 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:51.639 say the cast in this. 2001, The Unsaid. Horror, 00:16:51.799 --> 00:16:57.120 I believe. Starring Andy Garcia, Chelsea Field, 00:16:57.419 --> 00:17:01.539 and Linda Cardinelli. I know one of those. So 00:17:01.539 --> 00:17:04.599 think about classic early 2000s Andy Garcia. 00:17:05.769 --> 00:17:09.150 prime yeah like a horror i don't know i'd never 00:17:09.150 --> 00:17:12.130 heard of it and it looks i would say he's untouchable 00:17:12.130 --> 00:17:17.509 and uh yeah that's good job that's not even worth 00:17:17.509 --> 00:17:22.009 a rim shot good all right again not to bury the 00:17:22.009 --> 00:17:25.609 lead she was in just friends we've talked about 00:17:25.609 --> 00:17:27.609 this movie you know we've talked long on the 00:17:27.609 --> 00:17:30.589 show talked about my respect and admiration for 00:17:30.589 --> 00:17:33.990 amy smart just friends she's in it and she is 00:17:33.990 --> 00:17:37.369 like She's Ryan Reynolds' childhood best friend. 00:17:37.990 --> 00:17:40.390 Like, when he goes back to the hometown, his 00:17:40.390 --> 00:17:42.670 childhood best friends, they're a couple. She's 00:17:42.670 --> 00:17:44.829 in it. So she's in a, you know, that's a big 00:17:44.829 --> 00:17:48.049 role. She's been in a lot. I mean, she's got 00:17:48.049 --> 00:17:51.289 69 credits. Yeah. 2008, she was in a movie called 00:17:51.289 --> 00:17:56.549 Sleepwalking with Charlize. Again, Charlize continues 00:17:56.549 --> 00:17:58.910 to, like, and we just did her in a movie. Sleepwalking? 00:17:58.910 --> 00:18:02.089 Yeah, 2008 with Charlize Theron and Nick Stahl, 00:18:02.329 --> 00:18:06.640 the guy who, like, crazy. It's Terminator 3. 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:11.359 He comes up a lot. I know.

What do you mean he 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:15.160 went crazy? Again, we don't have the time. We 00:18:15.160 --> 00:18:20.279 have all. I've got all the time. I've got time. 00:18:20.380 --> 00:18:23.680 Do you not have time? In 2012, I noted she played 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:26.900 Mary the Drunk Woman in a movie called Chained. 00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:30.759 starring Vincent D 'Onofrio. Notorious, like, 00:18:30.839 --> 00:18:33.019 weird creep, and it looks like he plays a weird 00:18:33.019 --> 00:18:35.480 creep. Yeah, I think I've seen... Isn't that 00:18:35.480 --> 00:18:37.799 like he chains girls up in the basement or something? 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:40.900 He's a cab driver, and he has, like, a boy or 00:18:40.900 --> 00:18:43.799 a man held captive, and he, like, is grooming 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:46.299 him to be... He raises him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:49.160 Okay. I saw the trailer. It looks pretty good. 00:18:49.180 --> 00:18:51.460 And I'm like, this... Yeah, I don't know why 00:18:51.460 --> 00:18:55.960 I didn't watch it, but... In 2012... Amy Matizio 00:18:55.960 --> 00:18:59.619 is in a movie called Vampire Dog. I did see that. 00:19:00.279 --> 00:19:03.799 When I say I saw that, I saw it on the IMDb list. 00:19:03.819 --> 00:19:06.380 I didn't actually see that movie, but with that 00:19:06.380 --> 00:19:08.240 title, I think we have to. I want to watch it. 00:19:08.299 --> 00:19:10.440 I think we have to watch Vampire Dog. And she's 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:12.180 in another movie that looked kind of interesting, 00:19:12.339 --> 00:19:15.619 2018 Supergrid, directed by the director of this 00:19:15.619 --> 00:19:18.200 film. So that might count as our vampire movie, 00:19:18.380 --> 00:19:21.849 Vampire Dog. I mean, again, she... She's fantastic 00:19:21.849 --> 00:19:24.410 in this, and I assume you didn't see the outtakes 00:19:24.410 --> 00:19:28.930 of her with the penis prop? No, you've got the 00:19:28.930 --> 00:19:30.789 Blu -ray, so you have all the... We should do 00:19:30.789 --> 00:19:34.210 a whole separate show, mini -episode, just on 00:19:34.210 --> 00:19:35.289 the outtakes alone. She wasn't even in the room 00:19:35.289 --> 00:19:38.250 when that happened. Yeah, we'll get to that, 00:19:38.309 --> 00:19:41.230 possibly. All right, now is your time. Can you 00:19:41.230 --> 00:19:43.450 just clench or unclench your butthole, Todd? 00:19:44.089 --> 00:19:48.509 Sarah Lind plays Jessica Barrett. Had you ever 00:19:48.509 --> 00:19:52.250 seen her in anything before? Yes. You have? Yes. 00:19:52.289 --> 00:19:55.529 What? I have told you. Okay. And this is great 00:19:55.529 --> 00:19:58.589 that you don't remember. But I know her from 00:19:58.589 --> 00:20:05.269 Leone, the sequel, Cold Blood. So remember I 00:20:05.269 --> 00:20:07.089 told you there's this movie called Cold Blood 00:20:07.089 --> 00:20:10.430 that was shot over in Ukraine in 2019 and it's 00:20:10.430 --> 00:20:13.930 freezing cold. And I said it's like Leone's swan 00:20:13.930 --> 00:20:18.210 song. Yeah. If he had a sequel, this would be 00:20:18.210 --> 00:20:23.640 it. She's the co -star in it. No kidding. She's 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:26.059 the one that's trying to take him out. She doesn't 00:20:26.059 --> 00:20:30.500 play his protege. No shit. And that's my first 00:20:30.500 --> 00:20:33.720 introduction, and she was fantastic in it. She's 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:37.359 really good in this. But I just want to say right 00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:40.700 now, thank you to you, Ryan, because you have 00:20:40.700 --> 00:20:43.579 just... Brought me a whole new world of Sarah 00:20:43.579 --> 00:20:47.799 Red Riding Hood that I never knew. Going in the 00:20:47.799 --> 00:20:51.819 bank. You're welcome. It's been nonstop. I am 00:20:51.819 --> 00:20:55.619 chafed. Do you think that she was desperate enough 00:20:55.619 --> 00:21:01.619 to wait for a puking cop in the bathroom? You 00:21:01.619 --> 00:21:05.380 know? What does our boy say? What does Willie 00:21:05.380 --> 00:21:08.759 call her? Let me get done puking. Bitch in heat. 00:21:10.859 --> 00:21:14.799 Well, her first movie, 2002, a movie called Punch. 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:17.279 Have you seen it? Direct question. All right. 00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:20.700 No. I am going to read the description of this 00:21:20.700 --> 00:21:24.279 movie. This is her first movie credit. Yep. First 00:21:24.279 --> 00:21:25.920 movie credit. Because she did a lot of TV. Yeah. 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:30.599 Yeah. All right. So this is the description of 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:33.539 her first film, Punch. Okay. 18 -year -old Ariel 00:21:33.539 --> 00:21:36.980 is in love with her caring father who lives with 00:21:36.980 --> 00:21:39.160 her in the upper middle class part of Vancouver. 00:21:39.920 --> 00:21:42.339 When he starts dating again, she becomes violently 00:21:42.339 --> 00:21:45.759 jealous, fails to seduce him, and turns to female 00:21:45.759 --> 00:21:52.940 boxing. Oh, my God. So, no shame. You know what 00:21:52.940 --> 00:21:55.200 I mean? Like, we're here to celebrate, but what 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:59.829 the actual fuck? fails to seduce him. Who wrote 00:21:59.829 --> 00:22:01.390 that? Who sits down and writes that script? I 00:22:01.390 --> 00:22:04.930 couldn't do it anymore. And again, Sarah Lind, 00:22:05.069 --> 00:22:07.589 I bet you rise above. I mean, I'm sure it's, 00:22:07.589 --> 00:22:11.890 again, it's wild. But anyway, so there you go. 00:22:12.549 --> 00:22:15.690 She's in a movie, a 2005 movie called Fetching 00:22:15.690 --> 00:22:21.089 Cody with Jay Baruchel, who has a tie to Jonathan 00:22:21.089 --> 00:22:23.250 Cherry that we just geeked out about. But it 00:22:23.250 --> 00:22:25.650 looks really cool. And, you know, Jay Baruchel 00:22:25.650 --> 00:22:27.789 comes up as somebody who Should probably be one 00:22:27.789 --> 00:22:29.930 of our patron saints. He's like just

an indie, 00:22:30.210 --> 00:22:32.970 you know, he's done the big stuff, but as a writer, 00:22:33.130 --> 00:22:35.750 Goon still is like one of my favorites, and obviously 00:22:35.750 --> 00:22:38.589 that comes up later. But it looks kind of cool. 00:22:38.670 --> 00:22:41.309 It's got this weird time travel element of it, 00:22:41.329 --> 00:22:43.230 and it looks really, really good. So Fetching 00:22:43.230 --> 00:22:46.509 Cody. I thought you may have said you know Sarah 00:22:46.509 --> 00:22:49.710 Lynn. She's in a big movie, The Assassination 00:22:49.710 --> 00:22:53.660 of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford. No, 00:22:53.660 --> 00:22:56.380 and I had seen Humanity Bureau, but I didn't 00:22:56.380 --> 00:22:59.700 recognize. Cold Blood is what really stands out 00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:05.259 for me. No shit. Both her and Amy. And I think 00:23:05.259 --> 00:23:07.799 Leo, too. They're all from, I think they maybe 00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:09.700 were in a theater group together and from the 00:23:09.700 --> 00:23:12.220 same area. Here it comes. See, I love this. Because 00:23:12.220 --> 00:23:15.140 they keep intertwining and intermingling. Because 00:23:15.140 --> 00:23:19.180 Amy and Sarah are both from Regina, and they're 00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:23.000 only six years apart. So they had to be. The 00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:24.859 interviews were pretty limited, but I think there 00:23:24.859 --> 00:23:27.319 was some references to, like, kind of knowing 00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:32.359 each other. Yeah. And there was, what other, 00:23:32.500 --> 00:23:34.059 I have a mark on another movie. I think, you 00:23:34.059 --> 00:23:35.980 know, what's interesting is. Oh, they're both 00:23:35.980 --> 00:23:40.220 5 '4". You know, very diminutive. In general. 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:43.319 Amy and Sarah are both the same height and from 00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:46.059 the same city. Jessica Barrett, the character, 00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:49.539 she has got some sizable heels on at one point 00:23:49.539 --> 00:23:51.339 as she's taking the trash out of the fucking 00:23:51.339 --> 00:23:54.140 thing. And she's waiting to bang a puking policeman. 00:23:54.539 --> 00:23:58.400 Yeah, she starts out with red ones and then she 00:23:58.400 --> 00:24:01.920 gets to the black ones. Oh, it's too much? Please 00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:06.079 put your trousers back on. Cry wolf! Alright, 00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:09.440 here's a movie that she is in. now that you're 00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:13.160 obsessed. I've been obsessed since my blood went 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:17.400 cold. 2009, a movie called Personal Effects with 00:24:17.400 --> 00:24:20.460 notorious, perpetually gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer 00:24:20.460 --> 00:24:25.420 and super notorious dirtbag Ashton Kutcher. She 00:24:25.420 --> 00:24:28.700 was with Pfeiffer in a movie? Yeah. 2009, Personal 00:24:28.700 --> 00:24:32.200 Effects, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ashton Kutcher. Side 00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:34.460

note, his character name in it is Mick Jabroni. 00:24:35.289 --> 00:24:37.150 What's wrong with Ashton Kutcher? What am I missing? 00:24:37.150 --> 00:24:38.910 Again, we do not have the time. We don't go down 00:24:38.910 --> 00:24:46.150 that. Okay. And I have seen Sarah Lind in a movie, 00:24:46.190 --> 00:24:48.650 I realized. And I need to go back and watch this 00:24:48.650 --> 00:24:53.289 movie. Humanity Bureau. New. I have a wonderful 00:24:53.289 --> 00:24:57.210 obsession with a horror film actress named Barbara 00:24:57.210 --> 00:24:59.950 Crampton. I think she's a classic reanimator, 00:25:00.009 --> 00:25:01.930 but she's been doing really cool stuff lately. 00:25:02.170 --> 00:25:04.950 And she's in a really... vampire movie called 00:25:04.950 --> 00:25:09.529 jacob's wife um and sarah lind is in that and 00:25:09.529 --> 00:25:11.529 i've seen it she's done a lot of horror movies 00:25:11.529 --> 00:25:14.670 she has well that that possession one or the 00:25:14.670 --> 00:25:17.910 exorcism one is a big one a lot of people there 00:25:17.910 --> 00:25:19.849 was a lot of interviews with her about that i 00:25:19.849 --> 00:25:23.349 think that was a quite like culty popular one 00:25:23.349 --> 00:25:25.750 like because she kind of redid the exorcist thing 00:25:26.329 --> 00:25:30.730 Would you like to see her, so she does the kind 00:25:30.730 --> 00:25:35.009 of femme fatale, she does bad, good, right? Yeah. 00:25:35.190 --> 00:25:37.509 Like, I wonder if that's kind of, if she's typecast. 00:25:38.509 --> 00:25:41.950 I mean, this movie does the apex for me. I don't 00:25:41.950 --> 00:25:43.450 know how you. Yeah, she's really good at it. 00:25:43.509 --> 00:25:45.509 I don't know how you get any better than. And 00:25:45.509 --> 00:25:48.210 the writing is fun. As far as femme fatale, vixen. 00:25:48.990 --> 00:25:54.109 I have next listed Corinne Conley as the mayor. 00:26:00.179 --> 00:26:05.059 I have no notes on Corinne. What do you got? 00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:09.220 I have something interesting. She can shapeshift 00:26:09.220 --> 00:26:12.980 into Jessica Rabbit. She can. Her first film, 00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:16.380 she is a classic. Her first film... Did you see 00:26:16.380 --> 00:26:20.140 what I did there? You were with me, I hope. She's 00:26:20.140 --> 00:26:24.180 kind of Jessica Rabbit -y. Yeah. In her name's 00:26:24.180 --> 00:26:26.720 Jessica. When she's first standing behind the 00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:29.839 bar. That's actually a good point. You're having 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.740 trouble getting me off of Miss Lynn. I'm sorry. 00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:35.500 Let's get on to Corinne. Here we go. Her first 00:26:35.500 --> 00:26:40.279 film, 1953's Titcock. How does that do for you? 00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:45.019 I think you made that up. I did it? You did it 00:26:45.019 --> 00:26:49.200 way too straight -faced. Titcock. No, Titcock. 00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:52.900 Is it like Hitchcock? What is wrong with you? 00:26:53.380 --> 00:26:58.029 Titcock. Titcock. It's a French film. And I'm 00:26:58.029 --> 00:27:00.569 sure I'm pronouncing it wrong. No, no. It's a 00:27:00.569 --> 00:27:02.670 penis. It's a French film, and I've been waiting 00:27:02.670 --> 00:27:04.009 to do that. Of course it's French. For a while. 00:27:04.109 --> 00:27:06.390 It's maybe like Titcoke or I don't know, something 00:27:06.390 --> 00:27:11.210 like that. Titicaca? Also, 1971, a movie called 00:27:11.210 --> 00:27:16.630 The Night God Screamed. Oh, that could be like 00:27:16.630 --> 00:27:19.890 really deep. The 70s were so fucking great. There 00:27:19.890 --> 00:27:24.390 is some weird shit in the 70s. So there is a 00:27:24.390 --> 00:27:27.700 banner. In the background, they did a, not a 00:27:27.700 --> 00:27:29.920 Comic -Con, but it's called like FanCon or something 00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:33.640 like that. And Leo was doing the booth. And in 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:36.299 the background was a banner and it said Dirty 00:27:36.299 --> 00:27:40.859 Harry. Only hairier. Yes. I lost the line. Thank 00:27:40.859 --> 00:27:42.920 God you saw that. Yeah. And it could be only 00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:45.359 dirtier. You know what I mean? Because, you know. 00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:50.339 But only hair is way better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:54.799 Corinne Conley, who plays the mayor, she's in 00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:58.039 the 2018 Paul Feig movie, A Simple Favor. I never 00:27:58.039 --> 00:28:01.200 saw it. And it reminded me it looked actually 00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:05.019 really good. But she is most notably to me a 00:28:05.019 --> 00:28:09.119 voice in that piece of shit Rudolph animation 00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:14.650 movie. 1960, some god awful year. 1964 classic 00:28:14.650 --> 00:28:18.230 that I love. So she's the voice. No, no, Ryan 00:28:18.230 --> 00:28:20.609 is completely wrong, listeners. Piece of garbage. 00:28:20.789 --> 00:28:22.849 You need to watch Rudolph the Red -Nosed Reindeer, 00:28:22.950 --> 00:28:26.789 1964 claymation. No, you don't. If you haven't, 00:28:26.789 --> 00:28:29.269 you probably watch it every Christmas like I 00:28:29.269 --> 00:28:32.630 do since I was a child. And Ryan has so many 00:28:32.630 --> 00:28:35.109 issues that we don't have time to get into right 00:28:35.109 --> 00:28:37.799 now. No, we don't. It's what they're well documented 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:40.579 on the show. So ask AI to consolidate them for 00:28:40.579 --> 00:28:43.940 you and shove them up your ass. We next have... 00:28:43.940 --> 00:28:48.779 Can we name AI? This is really legendary. We're 00:28:48.779 --> 00:28:50.519 going deep on the cast list because it's really 00:28:50.519 --> 00:28:52.180 fun. And the movie is only eight minutes long. 00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.559 We're going to spend eight minutes on the movie. 00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:59.859 Jesse Moss plays the gang leader. So like little 00:28:59.859 --> 00:29:03.579 role.

Yeah. You know what I called him through 00:29:03.579 --> 00:29:07.230 the whole thing in my notes? Diamond Eye. Teardrop. 00:29:07.369 --> 00:29:10.269 Teardrop. Which I say affectionately called from 00:29:10.269 --> 00:29:12.849 what movie? This is a test. This is only a test. 00:29:13.069 --> 00:29:15.849 For the next 60 seconds. Blood In, Blood Out. 00:29:16.009 --> 00:29:18.150 No. Blood In, Blood Out 2. The movie we did on 00:29:18.150 --> 00:29:22.289 this podcast, there is a guy called Teardrop 00:29:22.289 --> 00:29:26.950 who you absolutely love. Teardrop. You absolutely 00:29:26.950 --> 00:29:30.549 love it. Oh, I like this, but I'm not doing it. 00:29:30.670 --> 00:29:33.869 I can't. Winter's Bone. Oh, really? Oh, it's... 00:29:34.549 --> 00:29:37.089 I don't even know his name. Okay. But he's in 00:29:37.089 --> 00:29:39.329 everything. Oh, that's not who I'm thinking of. 00:29:39.329 --> 00:29:42.410 Yeah, the guy, her uncle. This is great radio, 00:29:42.569 --> 00:29:47.490 Todd. Winter's Bone, her uncle that saves her 00:29:47.490 --> 00:29:49.009 in the end. I don't remember seeing that movie. 00:29:49.130 --> 00:29:51.890 I really don't. We did it. I know we did. It 00:29:51.890 --> 00:29:54.309 was over like two hours long. It was seven million 00:29:54.309 --> 00:29:57.309 years ago. Two hours of your life, Brian. Gone. 00:29:58.109 --> 00:30:01.230 Completely can't remember. Teardrop. Now, he's 00:30:01.230 --> 00:30:04.700 in a special movie to me. But had you seen him 00:30:04.700 --> 00:30:09.559 before? No, I didn't recognize him. Was he over 00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:12.720 the top? Was he just enough? What was your feeling? 00:30:13.180 --> 00:30:15.420 So the second time through it, I realized that 00:30:15.420 --> 00:30:18.339 his shape -shifting was the coroner. Did you 00:30:18.339 --> 00:30:20.819 catch that? Another coroner being a real piece 00:30:20.819 --> 00:30:23.619 of shit. Didn't we talk about putting food on 00:30:23.619 --> 00:30:27.519 people? We talked about it last episode or whatever. 00:30:27.819 --> 00:30:30.039 There's so many parallels to last week's movie. 00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.519 I'm such an asshole. I think he might have stole 00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:35.680 it. No, but I think he might have even borrowed 00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:37.920 from this movie because there's so many parallels. 00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:40.420 He might have used this to help him write it. 00:30:40.420 --> 00:30:42.660 Maybe this is interesting back -to -back, I suppose. 00:30:43.059 --> 00:30:45.579 But when he's there at the dead body and he takes 00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:47.160 a donut and sets it right on the body. And I 00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.700 was talking about that. On a knee. The coroner's 00:30:49.700 --> 00:30:51.920 disrespect. It happens in Friday the 13th, part 00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:55.619 four. So many movies, these coroners. And they're 00:30:55.619 --> 00:30:59.920 racist. They say the worst things. Anyway, so. 00:31:00.509 --> 00:31:03.769 Jesse Moss is very special because he plays Chad, 00:31:03.990 --> 00:31:08.150 the villain, spoiler alert, in Tucker and Dale 00:31:08.150 --> 00:31:12.170 vs. Evil. Now that's a big movie, right? Because 00:31:12.170 --> 00:31:15.130 that really brought the horror comedy into the 00:31:15.130 --> 00:31:17.849 popular... I didn't recognize him. And I have 00:31:17.849 --> 00:31:20.950 seen that two, three times. So he's special. 00:31:21.789 --> 00:31:23.410 And again, he's great in that. Wait, he's that 00:31:23.410 --> 00:31:27.750 real prick? Yeah, the yuppie guy. Entitled little 00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:31.430 prick? That's him? That's him, yeah. Wow, and 00:31:31.430 --> 00:31:34.710 he's playing this teardrop tattoo gang leader 00:31:34.710 --> 00:31:38.910 badass, and that's good for him. He started young 00:31:38.910 --> 00:31:41.710 and has a lot of TV. He's worked a ton, like 00:31:41.710 --> 00:31:45.670 198 credits or something like that. But his first 00:31:45.670 --> 00:31:49.529 film, 1995's Gold Diggers, The Secret of Bear 00:31:49.529 --> 00:31:54.289 Mountain, with very tiny Christina Ricci and 00:31:54.289 --> 00:31:58.210 Anna Klumski. Isn't that wild? I don't know Klumski. 00:31:58.690 --> 00:32:03.829 My Girl? Oh, boy. My girl. Bees. Anyway, well, 00:32:03.869 --> 00:32:07.529 good. And he's also in Prozac Nation with Christina 00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:09.750 Ricci, which is a really big movie that I never 00:32:09.750 --> 00:32:17.269 saw. That's a doc, right? No. No, 90s, you know, 00:32:17.289 --> 00:32:23.309 that was in the Zeitgeist. I never saw it. But 00:32:23.309 --> 00:32:26.730 he is in, I just. Is that a prison camp, a Zeitgeist? 00:32:27.009 --> 00:32:32.079 Oh, my gosh. Right up, Buck. So Sasha and I, 00:32:32.180 --> 00:32:34.380 there's a new Final Destination movie coming 00:32:34.380 --> 00:32:38.599 out. Have we talked about those movies? Somebody 00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:41.559 was in Final Destination 2. Well, there's two 00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:44.619 Final Destinations. So this actor is in Final 00:32:44.619 --> 00:32:49.440 Destination 3, Jesse Moss. So I love those movies. 00:32:49.539 --> 00:32:52.740 I think they're so much fun. And there's a new 00:32:52.740 --> 00:32:56.980 one coming out. So Sasha and I are going to... 00:32:58.579 --> 00:33:00.720 Start them from the beginning. There's not a 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:03.140 ton. I think there's four or five. And watch 00:33:03.140 --> 00:33:06.960 them. But I think it's funny that our star of 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:11.440 the movie, Jonathan Cherry, was in Final Destination 00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:14.019 2. I think it was. And he again steals that show. 00:33:14.180 --> 00:33:16.259 No, it's Willie. Yeah. That's why it's out of 00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:20.079 my nose. So he was in Final Destination 2. This 00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:23.759 guy is in the next one. So there's another werewolf 00:33:23.759 -->

00:33:28.509 movie we did that I picked. that has a direct 00:33:28.509 --> 00:33:33.049 link to Final Destination 2. Did you connect 00:33:33.049 --> 00:33:37.630 that? So this is a werewolf movie, and the other 00:33:37.630 --> 00:33:39.650 werewolf movie we did, not the one last week, 00:33:39.769 --> 00:33:44.869 but the German one. But where? So A .J. Cook 00:33:44.869 --> 00:33:48.230 is the star of Final Destination 2, and she was 00:33:48.230 --> 00:33:52.450 the star in Where. And she was with your guy, 00:33:52.569 --> 00:33:57.109 Willie. Wait, A .J. Cook was with Willie? That 00:33:57.109 --> 00:34:00.089 sounds a little weird. Now I'm confused. Jonathan 00:34:00.089 --> 00:34:03.130 Cherry. I want to finish up with Jesse Mullis 00:34:03.130 --> 00:34:07.630 because I know that he's in a movie in 2010 called 00:34:07.630 --> 00:34:13.969 Dear Mr. Gacy. Really wild. The serial killer. 00:34:14.530 --> 00:34:19.030 Chicago, right? William Forsythe, one of my favorite 00:34:19.030 --> 00:34:22.469 of the Williams of that era, plays Gacy and looks 00:34:22.469 --> 00:34:26.320 like a really brave role. And he's in The Big 00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:28.619 Year. Remember The Big Year? We were just talking 00:34:28.619 --> 00:34:30.739 about birds, but the bird -watching movie, Owen 00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:34.239 Wilson and Jack Black. Yes, I did see that. I 00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:38.139 did remember that as a title role. All right, 00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.380 now I want to get to the star of the movie, Jonathan 00:34:40.380 --> 00:34:43.860 Cherry, who plays Willie Higgins. Had you ever 00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:49.429 seen him in anything before? I remembered him 00:34:49.429 --> 00:34:51.710 from Final Destination 2. Yeah, I was going to 00:34:51.710 --> 00:34:54.650 say, we just said... He's a standout in that. 00:34:54.730 --> 00:34:56.610 He's really, really good in it. Sorry, you threw 00:34:56.610 --> 00:34:59.929 me. No, I was just asking, so you hadn't seen 00:34:59.929 --> 00:35:03.929 him? No, I don't remember him from Final Destination 00:35:03.929 --> 00:35:10.989 2. His first movie, 2002, is called They, with 00:35:10.989 --> 00:35:14.760 Ethan Embry. An actor I really like. What's the 00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:17.059 David Keith, Keith David and Roddy Piper movie 00:35:17.059 --> 00:35:22.000 called? Sci -fi. They Live? Okay. Yes. So that 00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:24.820 explains why my brain was trying. That movie 00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:26.119 popped up when you said they. And you were waiting 00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.719 for me to say live. He wasn't born. I didn't 00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:32.599 know what it was. Why am I thinking of that movie? 00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:37.320 He's in Animal 2 starring Ving Rhames. I don't 00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.519 know if you have to see Animal 1 to understand 00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:44.809 Animal 2. Or House. House 1. Animal House. Oh, 00:35:44.829 --> 00:35:50.210 Animal House. And again, he is in

Goon and Goon 00:35:50.210 --> 00:35:51.929 2. And I've talked to you about these movies 00:35:51.929 --> 00:35:54.449 forever. Shame on you. I know. You still haven't 00:35:54.449 --> 00:35:57.190 seen them. They're delightful. I did watch Bronson. 00:35:57.190 --> 00:36:01.750 Are you happy with that? Oh, that's a wild movie, 00:36:01.889 --> 00:36:08.130 isn't it? That man can scare you. I know, Tom 00:36:08.130 --> 00:36:11.909 Hardy. Hello. And I noted something interesting. 00:36:12.130 --> 00:36:14.429 Jonathan Cherry was in a movie called What If? 00:36:15.170 --> 00:36:19.949 2013 with Harry Potter and Kylo Ren. And there 00:36:19.949 --> 00:36:22.110 you go. I thought it'd be easier. If I said their 00:36:22.110 --> 00:36:23.789 real names, would you know who they are? I would 00:36:23.789 --> 00:36:26.690 be like a... Okay. So he's 20... Think about 00:36:26.690 --> 00:36:30.489 that. 2013. Yeah. Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, 00:36:30.550 --> 00:36:34.150 and Kylo Ren. Got it. No, I'm forgetting his 00:36:34.150 --> 00:36:36.349 name. Adam Driver. That's interesting, right? 00:36:36.349 --> 00:36:40.389 And Emma, what's her name? Yeah. All right. So 00:36:40.389 --> 00:36:42.969 again, suffice to say, Jonathan Cherry, it's 00:36:42.969 --> 00:36:45.230 worth picking this movie up and coming in to 00:36:45.230 --> 00:36:48.170 watch just for his lines alone. And they gave 00:36:48.170 --> 00:36:51.690 him so many good lines. It's like Ghostbusters. 00:36:51.829 --> 00:36:54.630 Murray got all the good lines. Written and directed 00:36:54.630 --> 00:36:57.449 by Lowell Dean. We talked about his first film 00:36:57.449 --> 00:37:00.929 being I Heart Regina. A fellow Canadian that 00:37:00.929 --> 00:37:04.170 has worked with all of these actors and recasts 00:37:04.170 --> 00:37:07.750 them quite regularly. So here's the thing that 00:37:07.750 --> 00:37:10.380 blew my mind. And I'm going to go back to another 00:37:10.380 --> 00:37:13.559 thing. So talking Jonathan Cherry, our guy Willie 00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:18.420 Higgins. He's a little independent darling already 00:37:18.420 --> 00:37:21.420 to me just because of this movie. So I put him, 00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:23.679 and I would love to see him in a movie with another. 00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:27.219 That could be our fans. I'm sorry. I just told 00:37:27.219 --> 00:37:29.280 you. But you know how we've been waiting to call 00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.559 our fans? Indie darlings. Oh, so you didn't. 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:37.039 You have not. read the latest i'm not doing ai 00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:40.260 it has come organically right out of me or you 00:37:40.260 --> 00:37:44.800 or together we do it together oh indie darlings 00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:48.619 that's great hello darling anyway okay i want 00:37:48.619 --> 00:37:51.860 so in my head you know a movie comes out of this 00:37:51.860 --> 00:37:55.199 podcast somehow and i want i want to see a like 00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:59.760 a a a maybe a buddy cop movie with this guy you're 00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.079 talking about an original script Either way, 00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:05.159 with this guy, and I was thinking our guy from 00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:10.239 Poker Night slash Into the Woods, Michael Eklund. 00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:15.219 Into the Forest? Into the Forest, right. So that 00:38:15.219 --> 00:38:17.840 guy always stands out as just being really fun 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.420 and wild and weird. So for some reason, I was 00:38:21.420 --> 00:38:25.179 seeing that guy in this role, Jonathan Cherry, 00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:27.380 and I'm like, fuck it, put him together. Well, 00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:32.489 there is a movie. in 2014 called Dark Match. 00:38:33.530 --> 00:38:36.170 Written and directed by Lowell Dean, this fucking 00:38:36.170 --> 00:38:39.070 guy that these two guys are in and the rest of 00:38:39.070 --> 00:38:43.110 this crew is in. So after we're done, I'm watching 00:38:43.110 --> 00:38:45.210 Dark Match. I'm writing it down right now. What's 00:38:45.210 --> 00:38:48.590 it called? Dark Match. It blew my fucking mind. 00:38:48.710 --> 00:38:51.869 I'm like, how? I feel like I willed that into 00:38:51.869 --> 00:38:54.750 being. That's saying a lot. But I was just like, 00:38:54.849 --> 00:38:57.250 let's put these two in a movie together in my 00:38:57.250 --> 00:39:00.539 mind. Is it a horror? I forget. It looks like 00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:03.820 a comedy. Yeah, I think it is. Okay. But already 00:39:03.820 --> 00:39:05.900 the two of them are in a movie together, and 00:39:05.900 --> 00:39:07.980 it's, again, the rest of this crew, it looks 00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:11.260 like. It probably didn't exist before you did 00:39:11.260 --> 00:39:15.840 this, and then it appeared on IMDb because the 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:19.019 universe bent to your will. We'll have to check. 00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:22.340 All right. One hour and 19 minutes. How did the 00:39:22.340 --> 00:39:26.980 runtime go for you? Great. It's breezy. So last 00:39:26.980 --> 00:39:31.440 week's Snow Hollow was... Hour and 24. This is 00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:36.619 an hour and 19. You're welcome. We're not taking 00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:39.019 up too much of your life. And it doesn't really, 00:39:39.219 --> 00:39:43.340 I guess, spoiler alert, there is a sequel. Did 00:39:43.340 --> 00:39:47.860 you watch it? Oh, yeah. I know you own it. And 00:39:47.860 --> 00:39:50.840 here's the thing. Should I watch it? Oh, yeah. 00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:56.500 Because Sarah Lynn's not in it. Hey. Hey. The 00:39:56.500 --> 00:39:58.940 choice is yours. I gave up. There's plenty of 00:39:58.940 --> 00:40:01.039 candy. There's plenty of candy. All the other 00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:03.559 ones are in it, but no Sarah. And I'm like, how 00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:05.719 can we not have her in it? You know, you can 00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:08.820 still watch the Boondock Saints too, even

though 00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:12.579 that Willem Dafoe wink isn't in it. Here's the 00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:17.000 tagline. And aside from the Dirty Harry, only 00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:18.760 hairier, because I think that was like part of 00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:20.900 the trailer, but there's an official tagline 00:40:20.900 --> 00:40:26.710 and it is, here comes the fuzz. He says that. 00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:31.210 He says that line in the movie. Who are you or 00:40:31.210 --> 00:40:34.869 what are you? I'm the fuzz. It's when he's in 00:40:34.869 --> 00:40:40.789 the donut in... Liquor Donuts. We're going to 00:40:40.789 --> 00:40:43.289 get into all that. When I first time through 00:40:43.289 --> 00:40:45.190 it, I wrote Party Store Down and then I'm like, 00:40:45.269 --> 00:40:49.030 oh my God, it's Liquor Donuts. Side note, if 00:40:49.030 --> 00:40:55.980 you watch this movie, Via Blu -ray or I don't 00:40:55.980 --> 00:41:00.139 know if it's DVD. I did note the trailers. You 00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:02.059 have the Blu -ray, right? Yeah. I'm looking right 00:41:02.059 --> 00:41:07.000 at it. Because sometimes the trailers are interesting. 00:41:07.179 --> 00:41:13.400 So there's a movie. It's called Day of the Mummy. 00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:19.619 And it's like a POV action movie with Daniel 00:41:19.619 --> 00:41:24.360 Glover. Danny Glover. It's like this army commander. 00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:30.320 Lethal weapon. Yeah. And it looks insane. It's 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.780 called Day of the Mummy. Predator 2. I cannot 00:41:32.780 --> 00:41:36.400 tell you. And he's doing a POV mummy. Is he the 00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:39.300 mummy? No. It looks like he's sitting in his 00:41:39.300 --> 00:41:42.599 living room. He's wearing a general's outfit 00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.480 recording something for this movie. Sounds like 00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.039 Al Pacino. Daniel fucking Glover. I don't know 00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:52.059 what the hell that is. Oh, man. Yeah, exactly. 00:41:53.179 --> 00:41:57.500 RJL or Image Entertainment. That is a production 00:41:57.500 --> 00:42:00.559 company that will be friendly to us because I 00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:03.300 own a lot of their films. You know, they're a 00:42:03.300 --> 00:42:05.780 production or distribution company that I think 00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:10.199 should sponsor us. We'll see a lot. Yeah. And 00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.320 I think there is an official production company 00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.159 of this movie is Buck Production or something 00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:18.019 like that, too. Oh, well, there you go. You are 00:42:18.019 --> 00:42:20.829 an owner. What did you think of the music in 00:42:20.829 --> 00:42:27.170 the movie? It was great when we were talking 00:42:27.170 --> 00:42:29.429 about it before this started, the double bass 00:42:29.429 --> 00:42:31.809 kicking in and the bass riff. That was really 00:42:31.809 --> 00:42:35.010 cool. Wasn't there one scene where the music 00:42:35.010 --> 00:42:38.929 was slow and lyrical and the scene was the opposite? 00:42:38.989 --> 00:42:40.730 That felt really weird. I can't think of what 00:42:40.730 --> 00:42:42.630 that scene was right now. Was it the love scene 00:42:42.630 --> 00:42:45.610 in the jail cell? Because that song is a banger. 00:42:46.590 --> 00:42:50.769 You know what? It is. Yeah. It is. So did you 00:42:50.769 --> 00:42:54.849 see? Well, nothing could have taken me out of 00:42:54.849 --> 00:42:57.630 that with Jessica Rabbit going down. What period 00:42:57.630 --> 00:43:00.349 of time would you think this movie is set in? 00:43:01.190 --> 00:43:03.969 70s. Was it super grounded? Except for the cell 00:43:03.969 --> 00:43:07.730 phone. The flip cell phone. But the cop cars 00:43:07.730 --> 00:43:11.900 are from the 70s. The buildings are 70s. They 00:43:11.900 --> 00:43:14.159 talk about this. Well, it's filmed in Saskatchewan, 00:43:14.219 --> 00:43:17.400 so it probably never came out like the 70s. Yeah. 00:43:17.460 --> 00:43:19.800 Well, they talk about this in one of the special 00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:23.280 features on the Blu -ray. And it's like production 00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:25.800 design wise. They roughly took from like 1986 00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:29.179 to 1992 or something like that. Well, that car 00:43:29.179 --> 00:43:33.500 is like a Caprice. Yeah. 77 Caprice. It wasn't 00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:35.719 totally grounded in a certain place, but they 00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:39.260 were aware that like. Yeah. So, like, but from 00:43:39.260 --> 00:43:41.199 a production design standpoint, you need a place 00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:43.619 to go. Yeah. Which I think is cool, you know, 00:43:43.619 --> 00:43:46.280 to have the insight of that's how the look is. 00:43:46.380 --> 00:43:48.739 Right. I mean, I would have even had a little 00:43:48.739 --> 00:43:50.699 bit of a yellowish tint to it like a lot of the 00:43:50.699 --> 00:43:52.659 70s movies do. Well, and the cinematographer 00:43:52.659 --> 00:43:57.019 actually specifically says this, like, 1954 aesthetic. 00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:01.039 He talks intentionally about this. Okay. And 00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:03.320 they show some of the screen tests, and they're 00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:05.619 the exact same the way they brought to the trailer. 00:44:06.190 --> 00:44:08.789 So essentially, the look. The trailer that won 00:44:08.789 --> 00:44:10.869 the million dollars. And the look was already 00:44:10.869 --> 00:44:14.329 set, so they just had to. And they filmed that 00:44:14.329 --> 00:44:17.769 in the same bar. Yeah. And you know what? The 00:44:17.769 --> 00:44:20.130 visual effects, you know how I love practical 00:44:20.130 --> 00:44:23.530 effects. Right. There's some gore in this movie, 00:44:23.650 --> 00:44:27.429 and it's wild. Almost all of it is practical. 00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:29.969 I mean, the little hairs growing out of them, 00:44:30.030 --> 00:44:33.039 that was

digital. Yeah. It looks wild. And the 00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:36.519 music is by Shooting Guns, which is a band. And 00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:40.460 I think the music's really fucking cool. In the 00:44:40.460 --> 00:44:44.900 intro, all the occult stuff and the flashes of 00:44:44.900 --> 00:44:48.719 things happening, did that look normal to you 00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:52.219 within the confines of a werewolf movie? Cool. 00:44:52.420 --> 00:44:55.800 Did that put you in a certain space, or did that... 00:44:56.529 --> 00:44:59.809 Say that again now. The occult imagery and the 00:44:59.809 --> 00:45:05.250 hoods and the pentagrams and all that. I thought 00:45:05.250 --> 00:45:09.949 it fit right in. What kind of lycanthropic lore 00:45:09.949 --> 00:45:14.050 are you coming to the table with? You know what 00:45:14.050 --> 00:45:17.849 I mean? It bites you. Because there's kind of 00:45:17.849 --> 00:45:19.750 a twist in this movie, which I think is kind 00:45:19.750 --> 00:45:24.139 of neat. Well, the whole occult thing and the 00:45:24.139 --> 00:45:26.239 ceremony. And the reason why they're cultivating 00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:29.900 these wolves. There's a word for it. I wrote 00:45:29.900 --> 00:45:32.420 it down. But the ceremony that they do. I mean, 00:45:32.420 --> 00:45:35.380 I thought that was all. Yeah. Sit in properly 00:45:35.380 --> 00:45:37.400 with the stuff. But it's the story itself. All 00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:40.420 of this stuff is really kind of driven by, you 00:45:40.420 --> 00:45:43.900 would say, three figures in hoods. Yeah. Because 00:45:43.900 --> 00:45:45.820 they make a point to show them it's menacing. 00:45:45.860 --> 00:45:48.860 It's cool. I'm really. Did you guys said all 00:45:48.860 --> 00:45:54.559 that intro was. the backstory of amy's father 00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:58.079 oh right yeah because they show him on the wall 00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.840 later and he's still he's wearing the same checkered 00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:04.059 flannel yeah and i'm saying amy but the character 00:46:04.059 --> 00:46:07.599 name is tina tina tina's father she's a really 00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.500 good employee by the way of that well she's actually 00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:14.460 a sergeant so she's called a sergeant and our 00:46:14.460 --> 00:46:17.699 wolf guy is called a deputy So she's actually 00:46:17.699 --> 00:46:20.079 his boss, but she's working the overnight shift. 00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:24.260 And he can't even get there on time. Well, I 00:46:24.260 --> 00:46:26.500 wrote down in my notes, like, why are they tolerating 00:46:26.500 --> 00:46:29.199 his poor performance? Yeah, she's his boss. Why 00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:31.539 is this being tolerated? And he's really not 00:46:31.539 --> 00:46:35.579 even that charming. He's just drunk. He has very 00:46:35.579 --> 00:46:39.940 poor hygiene. He throws up a lot. He wakes up 00:46:39.940 --> 00:46:43.840 with a beautiful naked woman next to him. Oh, 00:46:44.739

--> 00:46:46.500 my God. We're going to get there. When he dropped 00:46:46.500 --> 00:46:49.840 his gun in that opening scene, I laughed. Every 00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:52.199 time I laughed. Would that be a Cody Abilene 00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.940 move? He did that so brilliantly. And he kicks 00:46:55.940 --> 00:47:00.980 it under the car. So they establish in the opening 00:47:00.980 --> 00:47:06.119 that these three figures in the hoods seem to 00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:10.199 be running down a werewolf. So that was kind 00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:12.480 of interesting to me right away. Which was Tina's 00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:15.599 day. I like the occult stuff. I've been super 00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.820 obsessed with all the satanic panic movies of 00:47:17.820 --> 00:47:21.000 the 70s, and this kind of imagery was setting 00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.280 kind of right with me, you know? I wanted to 00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:25.199 listen to some Sabbath. Compared to, like, real 00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:28.300 -life stuff that had gone on, like the Kentucky 00:47:28.300 --> 00:47:31.780 3 or 5 or whatever that was. Yeah, but the period 00:47:31.780 --> 00:47:34.280 of movies, you know, The Omen and The Sentinel 00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:36.440 and all that kind of stuff, there was that era 00:47:36.440 --> 00:47:39.159 in the 70s, you know? The look of these movies. 00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:42.360 The exorcist. They were slow. They were, you 00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:46.260 know, all atmosphere. All atmosphere. Yeah. Which, 00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:48.880 you know, I really like about that. So this imagery 00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:51.840 was neat to me. And, again, the driving force 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:53.519 of the movie, kind of the plot or the little 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:56.039 twist, if you will, I thought was, you know, 00:47:56.059 --> 00:48:01.079 super fun. Yeah. Except for Jess right away called, 00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:05.739 like, that person's bad. Right away. Really? 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.519 No, which is interesting. The sheriff. So we 00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:14.159 have a wolf, or a cop. His name is Lugaru. And 00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:19.320 let's say his living situation, his space, dingy, 00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:24.679 would you say? Shabby. So he's clearly with a 00:48:24.679 --> 00:48:26.800 prostitute? Is that who he's waking up next to? 00:48:26.840 --> 00:48:30.340 Is this his study? I don't know where he got 00:48:30.340 --> 00:48:33.760 a prostitute from. She's naked with underwear. 00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:37.619 Well, she has underwear. um has a look at the 00:48:37.619 --> 00:48:41.840 half drunk beer from last night and he chugs 00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:46.099 that down so respect to that and then he gets 00:48:46.099 --> 00:48:50.599 out into his car respect for drinking yeah backwash 00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:54.739 old warm beer first thing in the morning. No 00:48:54.739 --> 00:48:57.400 breakfast, no shower. Nothing. Oh, but this beer's 00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:59.820 going down. Exactly. Well, I mean, that can be 00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:01.539 seen as some kind of sustenance, I guess. Well, 00:49:01.579 --> 00:49:04.699 it's establishing his character. He's an alcoholic. 00:49:04.699 --> 00:49:09.719 So I love small towns who have the festival going 00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:13.710 on. Dante's Peak comes to mind. Yes, I especially 00:49:13.710 --> 00:49:17.130 love the heartwarming Christmassy name to this 00:49:17.130 --> 00:49:22.730 one. The Drink and Shoot. The annual Drink and 00:49:22.730 --> 00:49:26.090 Shoot, which violates how many laws? Do you see 00:49:26.090 --> 00:49:29.010 it on the banner first? Is Canada different? 00:49:29.190 --> 00:49:32.789 They promote drinking and hunting? This is probably 00:49:32.789 --> 00:49:36.050 a bad stereotype because I don't feel like most 00:49:36.050 --> 00:49:38.489 Canadians I know would be into that. Sort of 00:49:38.489 --> 00:49:40.909 thing. Into hunting and drinking? Well, the way 00:49:40.909 --> 00:49:42.670 that they're presenting it. Are simultaneous. 00:49:42.670 --> 00:49:45.610 And it's not often canceled, you know. You know, 00:49:45.630 --> 00:49:52.809 Jeff, what's the UP movie Jeff Daniels wrote? 00:49:55.210 --> 00:50:00.909 Engadine. Escanaba in the moonlight? You know 00:50:00.909 --> 00:50:05.110 what? This Engadine. Engadine. Engadine. What? 00:50:06.219 --> 00:50:09.159 What did you just say? There's something. Engadine? 00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:12.460 Okay, what? There's an Engadine in the UP. Tell 00:50:12.460 --> 00:50:17.179 me, what town, what city in Michigan sounds like 00:50:17.179 --> 00:50:20.590 Engadine? It's from Sonny Elliott back in the 00:50:20.590 --> 00:50:22.869 70s, if you will, a weather reporter. Even that 00:50:22.869 --> 00:50:25.210 kind of articulation. He used to say ing -a -ding 00:50:25.210 --> 00:50:27.010 -a -ding -a -dine. It's still stuck in my head 00:50:27.010 --> 00:50:29.070 because my grandfather would laugh incessantly 00:50:29.070 --> 00:50:32.030 at it. Okay. I feel bad immediately. Sorry. I 00:50:32.030 --> 00:50:34.750 love you. I love you. I don't know if you can 00:50:34.750 --> 00:50:38.710 come back from this one. You need to apologize 00:50:38.710 --> 00:50:42.170 more. I still feel like it's racist somehow, 00:50:42.230 --> 00:50:46.789 but we'll get past it. Well, the establishing 00:50:46.789 --> 00:50:51.230 things about, in werewolf movies, establishing 00:50:51.230 --> 00:50:55.469 things, but sorry. Silver bullets, none. Missing 00:50:55.469 --> 00:51:00.050 pets. You know, so showing that there were, you 00:51:00.050 --> 00:51:01.769 know, the missing pets. And did you notice one 00:51:01.769 --> 00:51:05.849 of the cats was named Nipples? I totally missed 00:51:05.849 --> 00:51:08.550 that. One of the signs is missing Nipples the 00:51:08.550 --> 00:51:12.590 cat. Nipples. Yeah. Hey, Nip. Too much cat nip? 00:51:12.610 --> 00:51:16.420 I mean. If

you had an animal out in the wild 00:51:16.420 --> 00:51:19.199 named Nipples, how much fun would that be? Well, 00:51:19.340 --> 00:51:22.179 to have your... Nipples? I mean, people... Your 00:51:22.179 --> 00:51:23.820 eight -year -old kid running down the street, 00:51:23.940 --> 00:51:27.300 Nipples! Come here, Nipples! You'd get people 00:51:27.300 --> 00:51:30.679 who would yell at you, like, how dare you? And 00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:32.920 I'd say, free the nipple, bitch. Free the nipples. 00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:35.460 Let it out. Go fuck yourself. Let it out. I'm 00:51:35.460 --> 00:51:37.820 renaming one of my pets Nipples after this recording. 00:51:37.820 --> 00:51:39.920 Do they use body double for that cat? After... 00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:43.159 this recording it's happening so they have a 00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:47.099 theory that there's a uh walking like a bear 00:51:47.099 --> 00:51:49.619 menace and this is the big heart of the drink 00:51:49.619 --> 00:51:53.579 and shoot is to try to shoot this what is it 00:51:53.579 --> 00:51:56.019 the walking bear the waking bear it's a walk 00:51:56.019 --> 00:51:59.039 wasn't the word beast in there well in a lot 00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:00.980 of the things that happen to people under the 00:52:00.980 --> 00:52:02.800 guise of a werewolf could be chalked up to a 00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:08.699 bear right well I mean, this whole movie parallels 00:52:08.699 --> 00:52:11.800 our last movie, so all the way up to the library 00:52:11.800 --> 00:52:15.460 research. We also have a couple of underlying 00:52:15.460 --> 00:52:20.320 factors here. We have a mayoral race that's hotly 00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:23.420 contested, and we have a police force that is 00:52:23.420 --> 00:52:27.059 widely reviled. Nobody likes the cops in this 00:52:27.059 --> 00:52:31.059 town. In fact, the robbers decide to don pig 00:52:31.059 --> 00:52:34.780 masks and call themselves piggies. Your thoughts, 00:52:34.860 --> 00:52:37.719 social commentary, Todd, go. So later in the 00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:42.559 movie when they get the call that there is pigs 00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:47.920 and a wolf robbing the donut liquor store is 00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:50.860 so fucking hilarious because you got the three 00:52:50.860 --> 00:52:52.280 little, and I think there's three of them, right? 00:52:52.340 --> 00:52:54.739 You got the three little pigs and then the fucking 00:52:54.739 --> 00:52:57.500 big, bad wolf comes in. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they 00:52:57.500 --> 00:53:02.099 don't say it, but it's visually there. I'm so... 00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:05.119 You see, you were there for it. You were there 00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:10.039 for that. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. The three little 00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:12.739 piggies and the big bad wolf. Yeah. So these 00:53:12.739 --> 00:53:14.019 are the things that are happening. And then they 00:53:14.019 --> 00:53:15.980 even gave me a little red riding hood to boot. 00:53:16.340 --> 00:53:20.500 And I love when we get into the police station. 00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:23.900 As I was noting earlier, Tina is an exemplary 00:53:23.900 --> 00:53:27.460 sergeant. They have the, what, the employee of 00:53:27.460 --> 00:53:29.980 the month? Every fucking month because there's 00:53:29.980 --> 00:53:32.210 only the two of them. Right. You got the chief. 00:53:32.389 --> 00:53:34.610 Yeah. And then you got the two. I mean, that's 00:53:34.610 --> 00:53:37.050 the only two we see. If there's more, they don't 00:53:37.050 --> 00:53:39.690 show them. Right. And so every month it's her 00:53:39.690 --> 00:53:41.789 name was every month. Right. Wasn't it? And that 00:53:41.789 --> 00:53:45.349 little other favorite piece of trivia in that 00:53:45.349 --> 00:53:49.110 police office that you could see. Yeah. Was on 00:53:49.110 --> 00:53:52.170 the back wall. It said cases solved. And there's 00:53:52.170 --> 00:53:55.989 a whole bunch of and lose. It's like eight to 00:53:55.989 --> 00:53:57.690 one. I think it was like this month or something 00:53:57.690 --> 00:54:03.739 or this year. Yeah. We know you're not a good 00:54:03.739 --> 00:54:05.679 cop, but can you at least be a cop that shows 00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:12.639 up to work on time? So the chief or the head, 00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:16.559 do they call him Sarge or Chief? Chief. He is 00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:21.099 very critical of Lou, but tolerant of his behavior. 00:54:21.539 --> 00:54:24.420 Even so, he opens his drawer and you see bottles 00:54:24.420 --> 00:54:29.000 of liquor in there. And the reason is... We find 00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:32.260 out later on. Well, yeah. It's because he's the 00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:36.179 prey. That's when Jess is like, he's bad. I was 00:54:36.179 --> 00:54:39.019 like, oh, interesting. She called him out right 00:54:39.019 --> 00:54:44.139 away. So, okay, riddle me this. Why? Because 00:54:44.139 --> 00:54:48.920 he's in an easy position of influence because 00:54:48.920 --> 00:54:51.019 he's ambivalent towards Lou. How can you pick 00:54:51.019 --> 00:54:54.380 that out that early? I don't know. What about 00:54:54.380 --> 00:54:57.139 his aura? Well, and I had no chill. I was like, 00:54:57.179 --> 00:55:00.440 shit. And she was like, oh. But he's calling 00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:05.500 him out on exactly what he did. Well, like you 00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:07.860 said, the shifts are interesting because he's 00:55:07.860 --> 00:55:11.719 there and they get a call. She's supposed to 00:55:11.719 --> 00:55:15.420 leave. He's two hours late and she's still like, 00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:18.159 I'll go. And then he's like, you go see Willie, 00:55:18.340 --> 00:55:23.010 who's the town crazy. You go see Willie and talk 00:55:23.010 --> 00:55:24.829 to Willie. It's like the chief has to tell him 00:55:24.829 --> 00:55:26.909 to go. Yeah. Yeah. Cause she was going to go 00:55:26.909 --> 00:55:30.329 like, it's like, it's his alarm went off at nine

00:55:30.329 --> 00:55:34.210 18, you know? And so he had to drive. Yeah. I 00:55:34.210 --> 00:55:36.650 love that. And, but it wasn't a digital clock. 00:55:36.750 --> 00:55:38.809 It was one of those little seven. It was from 00:55:38.809 --> 00:55:42.349 the seventies alarm clock with the little bells 00:55:42.349 --> 00:55:44.510 on the top. Yeah. And knowing that they just 00:55:44.510 --> 00:55:47.690 had to, to get by, you know, making this movie 00:55:47.690 --> 00:55:51.630 with a million dollars. I think it makes every 00:55:51.630 --> 00:55:54.610 bit of background important, and all the choices 00:55:54.610 --> 00:55:56.690 they made were really cool. The look of it was 00:55:56.690 --> 00:55:58.210 good, but all those little things were really 00:55:58.210 --> 00:56:00.389 neat. Just a werewolf costume and makeup and 00:56:00.389 --> 00:56:01.969 all that is going to eat up so much of that. 00:56:02.030 --> 00:56:05.670 Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Willie, does he 00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:10.050 run a guns and ammo shop? What is his? Yeah, 00:56:10.070 --> 00:56:15.119 it is called TNT Gunworks. Which is fucking hilarious. 00:56:16.139 --> 00:56:19.639 TNT, yeah, sticks of dynamite. Willie is wearing 00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:22.239 a Cancer Bats t -shirt, so shout out to the Cancer 00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:25.900 Bats. We don't have time. Is it a band? It's 00:56:25.900 --> 00:56:31.079 a band, yeah. Cancer Bats. Are there bats that 00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:37.320 bite you and give you rabies? I hope not. That 00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:40.440 would be a terrible bat to be bit by. I don't 00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:42.679 even want to say it out loud. I have neck cancer. 00:56:42.900 --> 00:56:45.179 Yeah. Elbow cancer. How'd you get it? If it bites 00:56:45.179 --> 00:56:50.500 you in the testicles. No. Yeah. They're an awesome 00:56:50.500 --> 00:56:53.820 band. And I always wonder who chose to put that 00:56:53.820 --> 00:56:55.800 shirt on. What kind of? Is it like raw? Yeah. 00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:58.440 It's not your style of music for sure. Like I 00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.599 can't understand the word. The growling? It's 00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:05.500 abrasive and angry. Everything you listen to 00:57:05.500 --> 00:57:09.119 is abrasive and angry. Well, Willie is very... 00:57:10.220 --> 00:57:12.599 concerned about some things that he's found in 00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:16.800 the woods a la what does he say like teen sex 00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:21.519 orgies or every line he says is cold i look at 00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:25.260 his face and he makes me laugh yeah there's teen 00:57:25.260 --> 00:57:28.219 sex they're probably having crazy sex or something 00:57:28.219 --> 00:57:31.820 yeah so you have to go investigate this and he's 00:57:31.820 --> 00:57:34.679 he's always dismissed as the well he shows him 00:57:34.679 --> 00:57:38.829 his tape and it's got a pentagram carved in There's 00:57:38.829 --> 00:57:42.250 a tree or whatever. And

Lou's just like, have 00:57:42.250 --> 00:57:43.849 you ever heard of heavy metal? And he's like, 00:57:43.909 --> 00:57:49.250 what? So it's just teenagers, according to him. 00:57:49.250 --> 00:57:51.389 That's his way out of it. He doesn't like to 00:57:51.389 --> 00:57:53.969 do anything, including paperwork. And he really 00:57:53.969 --> 00:57:57.070 is lazy. All he wants to do is drink. He's a 00:57:57.070 --> 00:57:59.610 much better wolf cop than he is a human cop. 00:58:01.030 --> 00:58:04.269 Decidedly so. Aside from the murdering. He gets 00:58:04.269 --> 00:58:09.440 real passionate. you know he he gets into the 00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:12.780 job and now he definitely takes his job seriously 00:58:12.780 --> 00:58:16.599 i can't wait till we get to the to the final 00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:18.760 scene or to the to the post -credit scene then 00:58:18.760 --> 00:58:21.820 that's really good i'm upset well willie willie 00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:24.659 says a line that I think is kind of interesting. 00:58:24.699 --> 00:58:27.500 And when he says the town's flock is fucked because 00:58:27.500 --> 00:58:30.519 again, nobody's taking him seriously and having 00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:32.860 some perspective as a heavy metal. That's where 00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:34.780 he says the cry wolf, right? What happened to 00:58:34.780 --> 00:58:36.840 the boy who cry wolf? Nothing fucking happened 00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:41.260 to him. Um, as a young heavy metal or, um, and 00:58:41.260 --> 00:58:45.099 we did, please don't get me wrong. We did frolic 00:58:45.099 --> 00:58:49.500 in the woods. Um, but did you carve pentagrams 00:58:49.500 --> 00:58:52.179 into the trees? Maybe one or two. But nothing 00:58:52.179 --> 00:58:56.260 of that kind of significant metal work. You know, 00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:58.659 we were too lazy. Oh, that wasn't carving. You're 00:58:58.659 --> 00:59:01.500 right. It was like a full on. And we didn't have 00:59:01.500 --> 00:59:04.039 the gasoline to waste on lighting a huge pentagram. 00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:08.219 So to be frank, those kind of shenanigans were 00:59:08.219 --> 00:59:11.460 not of our heavy metal. They may be some. Like 00:59:11.460 --> 00:59:13.980 there's some folks in Norway that took it way 00:59:13.980 --> 00:59:17.480 too far in the 90s. Did you have woods in the 00:59:17.480 --> 00:59:21.460 suburbs of Chicago? Yes. And again. The cliches 00:59:21.460 --> 00:59:23.340 are right. We like to hang out in the woods. 00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:26.159 I don't know. Yeah. But a lot of the things that, 00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:30.900 you know, are depicted here, no. No. Robes are, 00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:34.380 you know how expensive those robes are? Hooded 00:59:34.380 --> 00:59:37.280 robes. Yes. Yeah. Cloaks, if you will. Yeah. 00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.079 What do you think of the tooth and nail bar? 00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:44.119 Tooth and nail? Yeah. I think the barmaid is 00:59:44.119 --> 00:59:48.880 outstanding. Oh, my God. So what makes her? What 00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:52.179 makes her outstanding? I don't know. She's terrible 00:59:52.179 --> 00:59:53.960 at pouring drinks. She spills her own. You walk, 00:59:54.099 --> 00:59:57.440 she does shots with you. She is great. She puts 00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:02.159 Kate Beckinsale to shame because she's dressed 01:00:02.159 --> 01:00:04.659 like her. She's got the heels. She's got the 01:00:04.659 --> 01:00:07.500 push -up tank top. She's got the red lipstick. 01:00:07.820 --> 01:00:09.260 I'm delighted. I'm delighted at this. She's got, 01:00:09.420 --> 01:00:11.739 I don't want to say big, well, all the old movies 01:00:11.739 --> 01:00:14.780 I see her in, she's got flat hair. When I say 01:00:14.780 --> 01:00:17.420 flat, you know, and then in this one, it's not 01:00:17.420 --> 01:00:19.500 big hair, but it's full hair. It's clearly maybe 01:00:19.500 --> 01:00:21.440 more on the 80s side of the design. Yeah, yeah. 01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:24.820 See, that's probably why it's talking to me. 01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:28.780 There's definitely a look in like, you know, 01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:31.739 cuddling up next to the jukebox. It's all an 01:00:31.739 --> 01:00:33.679 aesthetic that's super classic. The only thing 01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:35.880 I saw her, I couldn't find any interviews with 01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:37.980 her. I did see one little comment where she, 01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:41.360 one little snippet where she. got the script, 01:00:41.460 --> 01:00:43.559 and we know now that they all know each other, 01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:45.420 right? So like, hey, let's send this to Sarah 01:00:45.420 --> 01:00:48.880 probably. And she's like, she said, she read 01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:51.559 it and she immediately said yes, that I know 01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:54.360 how I'm going to play this. She read it and she 01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:55.559 said, I know exactly how I'm going to play this. 01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:57.539 I bet there was some fun to be had there. Oh, 01:00:57.579 --> 01:00:59.719 she had fun with this role without question. 01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:03.300 Yeah, sure. If it was a Bigfoot sex tape, what 01:01:03.300 --> 01:01:07.179 would it look like? Let's see. What would a Bigfoot 01:01:07.179 --> 01:01:08.579 sex tape look like? We have an 8 to 10 foot. 01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:12.059 hairy beast that's shout out to the willow creek 01:01:12.059 --> 01:01:15.659 episode i guess yeah yeah it would be rough it 01:01:15.659 --> 01:01:19.539 wouldn't be gentle we talked about the i think 01:01:19.539 --> 01:01:22.059 if we want to go back to yeah yeah and remember 01:01:22.059 --> 01:01:25.699 she was the third uh yeah king kong damsel in 01:01:25.699 --> 01:01:29.179 distress so do you think uh and again all seriousness 01:01:29.179 --> 01:01:31.360 we're gonna we're gonna pull back let's get into 01:01:31.360 --> 01:01:36.039 the pool together jacuzzi but do you think a 01:01:36.039

--> 01:01:39.260 waitress of that beauty Or a woman of that beauty 01:01:39.260 --> 01:01:42.639 would be a waitress slash... She owns a bar. 01:01:42.780 --> 01:01:47.019 Okay. She owns a bar. I mean, that footwear is 01:01:47.019 --> 01:01:50.860 disastrous on your feet if you're working, you 01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:54.719 know. Well, she has some supernatural powers 01:01:54.719 --> 01:01:57.260 going on where she doesn't feel pain. She can 01:01:57.260 --> 01:02:00.469 fuck the wolf right out of you. This... is interesting 01:02:00.469 --> 01:02:04.070 whole nother spin because i'm looking at it from 01:02:04.070 --> 01:02:06.050 a hospitality perspective did you look at the 01:02:06.050 --> 01:02:09.829 mayor and say she's bad i have empathy no okay 01:02:09.829 --> 01:02:12.730 no me neither so the mayor like we have a an 01:02:12.730 --> 01:02:14.590 established mayor and she's like a she's like 01:02:14.590 --> 01:02:18.210 a mrs brady yeah and then the the up -and -comer 01:02:18.210 --> 01:02:20.929 who is you know more progressive and wants to 01:02:20.929 --> 01:02:23.050 be more environmental and things like that he's 01:02:23.050 --> 01:02:27.559 but clearly not popular Clearly a heroin addict. 01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:29.559 In that bar. That's all we know is in that bar 01:02:29.559 --> 01:02:33.139 they throw food at them. We're going to clean 01:02:33.139 --> 01:02:35.699 up this town and the cops at the bar drinking, 01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:40.059 right? Who brings extra food to throw at a bar, 01:02:40.099 --> 01:02:42.519 too? They're full of vegetables. You're not getting 01:02:42.519 --> 01:02:46.039 my fries. That's right. There are two things. 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:48.920 Give me the line. It's sacred in this world. 01:02:49.900 --> 01:02:52.829 Never touch another man's fries. David Keith 01:02:52.829 --> 01:02:54.610 Keith David. I love this. He comes up a lot, 01:02:54.690 --> 01:02:58.630 doesn't he? And so, all right. So you have made 01:02:58.630 --> 01:03:01.789 it clear that as the owner of that bar, she's 01:03:01.789 --> 01:03:05.050 got to bring it, you know, looks wise every single 01:03:05.050 --> 01:03:07.150 night because you never know what stumbling drunk 01:03:07.150 --> 01:03:08.269 is going to want to fuck you in the bathroom. 01:03:08.269 --> 01:03:10.309 She knows every one of them by the first name. 01:03:10.409 --> 01:03:12.989 Okay. Yeah. This is true. This is good customer 01:03:12.989 --> 01:03:17.570 service. It's a 32 -year cycle to maintain that 01:03:17.570 --> 01:03:21.880 bod. That's a good point. Now, we have a... bad 01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:25.239 guy in the form of mob boss. And this is the 01:03:25.239 --> 01:03:27.340 guy that you were pretty impressed with. Yeah. 01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:31.780 So what, he's got a little enterprise going. 01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:35.019 And I love the look of disdain. She gives them 01:03:35.019 --> 01:03:37.539 like when he walks in, she's just like, so you're, 01:03:37.539 --> 01:03:39.500 I mean, before you even see him, you're like, 01:03:39.500 --> 01:03:42.300 you know, later, very interesting. Like, you 01:03:42.300 --> 01:03:44.639 know, the town prick, the town asshole, you know, 01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:46.619 but he's, he's like the meth, you know, he's 01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:49.239 a drug dealing guy. Right. He's more than that. 01:03:49.789 --> 01:03:52.769 He's got both sides of the coin. This is a good 01:03:52.769 --> 01:03:56.190 point. We'll find out later. I think he does 01:03:56.190 --> 01:04:00.829 have some... He eats some scenery. I will say. 01:04:00.929 --> 01:04:05.090 He chews the scenery with a plum. But it's good. 01:04:05.349 --> 01:04:09.550 I like the fact that in a movie... He eats the 01:04:09.550 --> 01:04:13.210 scenery with a plum. I know that's a metaphor. 01:04:13.610 --> 01:04:18.639 Very, very heavily. He delivers that one monologue 01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:22.380 to the guy before he stabs his eye out, and it's 01:04:22.380 --> 01:04:25.739 great. He really brings it. Did you see the foreshadow? 01:04:25.780 --> 01:04:28.139 And I got this on the second or third time I 01:04:28.139 --> 01:04:33.179 watched it. So the button of the other, I got 01:04:33.179 --> 01:04:38.300 their names. So the mayor is. Terry Wallace. 01:04:38.579 --> 01:04:41.980 Vote for Terry Wallace. Okay, so Terry is... 01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:44.840 Your notes are stressing you out. It makes me 01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.539 laugh so hard. You will stop talking and just 01:04:48.539 --> 01:04:52.599 be like... Isn't that good radio? I know this 01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:56.199 is meant to be casual, but not that casual. Hold 01:04:56.199 --> 01:04:59.820 on. We don't edit. Remember. Teardrop takes out 01:04:59.820 --> 01:05:02.079 his knife, the switchblade knife, the same one 01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:04.340 he's going to use later on an aforementioned 01:05:04.340 --> 01:05:08.460 guy you just said. And he stabs Terry right in 01:05:08.460 --> 01:05:11.340 the eyeball on his pin. You know, the little 01:05:11.340 --> 01:05:15.019 vote for Terry. This is tremendous. It was beautiful 01:05:15.019 --> 01:05:16.559 foreshadowing. Yeah. Because he's going to do 01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:18.920 it again. That's tremendous. On a live. Yeah. 01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:21.480 Yeah. Well, I like it. He's got a thing for stabbing 01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:23.440 you in the eyeball with his switchblade. In a 01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:26.579 movie like Wolf Cop, you know, that's outrageous. 01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:29.820 You know, everybody gets to make a choice. And, 01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:34.019 yeah, I'd go hard in that role. Have some fun. 01:05:35.849 --> 01:05:38.829 Right? I hate to put a teardrop on you and say, 01:05:38.909 --> 01:05:41.130 I've killed a guy. I've killed a guy or two. 01:05:41.210 --> 01:05:42.889 You never know. Well, isn't that what a teardrop 01:05:42.889 --> 01:05:44.730 means? That you've

killed somebody? Yeah, it 01:05:44.730 --> 01:05:52.429 is. Absolutely. I wrote down, why is Lou's poor 01:05:52.429 --> 01:05:55.530 performance tolerated? And he's sent again into 01:05:55.530 --> 01:06:02.670 the woods. Why is that? Go to the woods. Disturbances 01:06:02.670 --> 01:06:04.710 are in the woods. There's a lot of woods in Canada. 01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:08.929 I mean, it's all on fire right now. Sleep at 01:06:08.929 --> 01:06:12.730 the desk. You know, poor performance. And the 01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:15.590 magazine he finds in the woods. Please tell me 01:06:15.590 --> 01:06:17.829 you noted what it was called. Oh, I didn't write 01:06:17.829 --> 01:06:21.010 it down. Hooked? No. Boober. Boober. Boober. 01:06:22.369 --> 01:06:24.309 Boobies. I wrote that down. Boober Magazine. 01:06:24.550 --> 01:06:27.570 I said, what is in Boober Magazine? Did you Google 01:06:27.570 --> 01:06:29.349 it to see if it was a real thing? No, I didn't. 01:06:29.369 --> 01:06:32.829 No, I dare not. Like Stag or Playboy? No, I dare 01:06:32.829 --> 01:06:36.469 not. Why not? I don't know. I Googled Fleshlight, 01:06:36.510 --> 01:06:38.690 for fuck's sake, last week for the show. That's 01:06:38.690 --> 01:06:42.409 on you. It was for the show. He's got to break 01:06:42.409 --> 01:06:44.989 up a party that has clearly been very broken 01:06:44.989 --> 01:06:47.969 up already. Yeah. He is like, all right, get 01:06:47.969 --> 01:06:50.889 out of here. I don't want to do the paperwork. 01:06:51.449 --> 01:06:56.210 And he says it. He says it twice. Come on, guys. 01:06:56.329 --> 01:07:03.079 Get going. Get going. I can barely walk. Well, 01:07:03.099 --> 01:07:05.679 let's be clear. He's probably in some form of 01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:10.000 alcohol withdrawal slash mid -buzz. So this is 01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:12.360 the second incident he's been sent out to, right? 01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:15.539 First one was where he met Willie with the tape. 01:07:15.739 --> 01:07:18.679 Yeah. And then they're back, like you said, they're 01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:20.559 back at the office there and he gets sent out. 01:07:20.780 --> 01:07:23.980 There's been another incident. And he says, can 01:07:23.980 --> 01:07:27.300 you catch him in the act this time? No hustle 01:07:27.300 --> 01:07:29.519 out of this guy. He's like, okay. And he's out 01:07:29.519 --> 01:07:32.500 there like. Run. I don't want to do the paperwork. 01:07:32.739 --> 01:07:37.820 Run now. It's the cops. Well, when he finds the 01:07:37.820 --> 01:07:41.219 candidate, that's the first bit of seeing the 01:07:41.219 --> 01:07:43.820 practical artifacts because he turns around to 01:07:43.820 --> 01:07:50.599 see the mayoral candidate very, very hacked up. 01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:53.340 He's like hacked up. He's on a tree. He's hanging 01:07:53.340 --> 01:07:55.860 upside down. He calls to him. He's really not 01:07:55.860 --> 01:08:00.130 doing well. He screams. Yeah. And then he. Goes 01:08:00.130

--> 01:08:02.929 over and finds him, and he's hung upside down 01:08:02.929 --> 01:08:08.190 to a tree, carved up. Yeah. And he says two words 01:08:08.190 --> 01:08:13.170 to him. Behind you. Yeah. Bam. And it's, you 01:08:13.170 --> 01:08:15.349 know. Our poor boy is knocked out. Blacked out. 01:08:15.449 --> 01:08:18.970 And what's interesting is they, to stage that 01:08:18.970 --> 01:08:22.010 guy's death scene, they, you know, take him down. 01:08:22.109 --> 01:08:24.369 They put heroin needles in his arm. Yeah, yeah. 01:08:25.230 --> 01:08:28.029 Drug overdose. Right. So there goes the mayor 01:08:28.029 --> 01:08:31.050 race is over. Yeah. Makes it easy. There's only 01:08:31.050 --> 01:08:35.229 one left. But he wakes up in his own place. Yeah. 01:08:35.289 --> 01:08:39.310 Cut to. Not a good place. Wake up in bed. Shabby. 01:08:39.510 --> 01:08:44.970 He doesn't look really bad, but he does have 01:08:44.970 --> 01:08:46.729 an. He's got a little blood on his t -shirt. 01:08:49.229 --> 01:08:51.930 Tell me you'd feel that. Well, no. In his new 01:08:51.930 --> 01:08:54.529 state, his pain tolerance is probably higher. 01:08:54.869 --> 01:08:58.989 To quote a 20 -year -old movie, probably more, 01:08:59.109 --> 01:09:04.109 it's good to be worth. Old Jack. You know, when 01:09:04.109 --> 01:09:07.250 his senses became... And he did a lot of sniffing 01:09:07.250 --> 01:09:09.869 just like Jack did. It's harder to shave. I thought 01:09:09.869 --> 01:09:11.829 that scene was clever. It fucking grows right 01:09:11.829 --> 01:09:15.189 back. Yeah. Because this guy has what I call 01:09:15.189 --> 01:09:18.130 otherworldly stubble. Do you know people whose 01:09:18.130 --> 01:09:20.390 stubble looks like cement blocks on their face? 01:09:20.390 --> 01:09:21.189 Yeah, it's like all the way up to his eyeballs. 01:09:21.550 --> 01:09:25.829 It's so... Like, I know people like that. I want 01:09:25.829 --> 01:09:27.750 to touch it. Like, what is happening? That's... 01:09:27.750 --> 01:09:30.310 Well, it's because you don't have... You have 01:09:30.310 --> 01:09:32.649 the opposite. No. You, like, shave... No. They're 01:09:32.649 --> 01:09:37.149 quite hairless. Once a full moon, really. You 01:09:37.149 --> 01:09:44.800 know? Dick first. Like vampirism. So... What 01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:48.020 is happening? I wonder if you would notice the 01:09:48.020 --> 01:09:50.800 sense of smell or hearing first. Depends on, 01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:52.880 I guess, how pissy, stained your apartment is. 01:09:53.020 --> 01:09:57.319 So in his bedroom, in that apartment, I would 01:09:57.319 --> 01:10:00.140 think sense of smell first, which is what happens. 01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:02.619 Because the hearing, aside from the alarm clock 01:10:02.619 --> 01:10:04.680 that he throws across the room, you're like, 01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:09.479 fuck that thing. Finally. And he stumbles out 01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:11.819 to his ill -parked car. I love how it's never 01:10:11.819 --> 01:10:16.300 parked right. Same as last week. He sees a guy 01:10:16.300 --> 01:10:20.199 being very unkind to his dog, and he's like... 01:10:20.199 --> 01:10:22.500 Yeah. And he says something. It feels like... 01:10:22.500 --> 01:10:25.899 Don't do that. He kicks his dog. Yeah, the guy 01:10:25.899 --> 01:10:30.100 kicks the dog. Oh, a la some, like, maybe dog 01:10:30.100 --> 01:10:34.000 abuse. John Wick. That was a baseball bat with 01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.300 the bad guy. And he's called out to another incident, 01:10:36.399 --> 01:10:38.199 and I kept on laughing every time. It's like, 01:10:38.300 --> 01:10:42.970 there's another incident. And are they peppering 01:10:42.970 --> 01:10:46.470 in the newscast yet? What do you feel about newscasts? 01:10:47.310 --> 01:10:51.890 Well, we catch on that he's a werewolf. His hair's 01:10:51.890 --> 01:10:55.729 all grown back. His sense of hearing is extremely 01:10:55.729 --> 01:10:58.829 acute. His sense of smell. He's sniffing everything 01:10:58.829 --> 01:11:01.970 around his apartment. So we're like, okay, this 01:11:01.970 --> 01:11:05.909 is total dog -wolf stuff going on. This is why 01:11:05.909 --> 01:11:09.310 he identifies with the victim on the street in 01:11:09.310 --> 01:11:13.590 the form of that dog. Yeah, and the guy says... 01:11:13.590 --> 01:11:16.850 And the guy's like, or what? And then he does 01:11:16.850 --> 01:11:21.649 this chew spit that stays on his lip and is just 01:11:21.649 --> 01:11:25.449 like, throw up in your mouth. Again, insensitive 01:11:25.449 --> 01:11:31.670 coroner. Guy shows up with a donut. Lays it on 01:11:31.670 --> 01:11:34.930 the knee. On the knee of the victim. Of the dead 01:11:34.930 --> 01:11:41.079 mayoral candidate. That's not cool. I don't eat 01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:43.319 my donuts off of dead people. I don't know about 01:11:43.319 --> 01:11:47.399 you. You know what I mean? Even if they have 01:11:47.399 --> 01:11:50.300 liquor. Okay, I have a question. Liquor and donuts. 01:11:50.739 --> 01:11:53.779 No, it's liquor donuts. It's not liquor and donuts. 01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:57.699 Are the donuts infused with liquor? Yes, that 01:11:57.699 --> 01:12:00.439 is my hope and dream. That's what I think they 01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:02.000 meant too. I'm going to try to do it. Because 01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:06.130 he eats one later to get... Some booze. Well, 01:12:06.270 --> 01:12:08.250 he drinks his stuff, and then he's like, no, 01:12:08.409 --> 01:12:11.289 and he points at the donuts. All right, so let's 01:12:11.289 --> 01:12:13.689 do this for a podcast. Let's get some donuts. 01:12:13.710 --> 01:12:16.970 Licker up some donuts. And we'll eat them while 01:12:16.970 --> 01:12:19.489 we're podcasting, and we'll dedicate it to... 01:12:19.489 --> 01:12:21.229 It'll have to be really strong liquor. What's 01:12:21.229 --> 01:12:26.229 the writer's name? Lowell. Lowell. I can't. I've 01:12:26.229 -->

01:12:28.869 had too many beers. So as they're examining the 01:12:28.869 --> 01:12:31.930 body, all right, let's take this logically. Okay. 01:12:31.989 --> 01:12:35.500 There's a huge face, neck wound. In the neck. 01:12:35.659 --> 01:12:37.800 Yeah. And they're like, he got hurt hunting. 01:12:37.880 --> 01:12:40.659 I think it's a hunting accident. No, he was drug 01:12:40.659 --> 01:12:44.159 overdose. Yeah. He's got all, he's cause that's 01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:46.140 a lot of marks. He says that's a lot of tracks. 01:12:46.180 --> 01:12:48.100 Oh yeah. And he's got the needle hanging out 01:12:48.100 --> 01:12:50.479 of his arm. Right. But his throat is ripped out 01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:53.180 clearly by like, like a wolf, you know, wolf 01:12:53.180 --> 01:12:56.600 or whatever dog. Oh, so this was my problem because 01:12:56.600 --> 01:13:01.100 like, and I said it too early, but I love. And 01:13:01.100 --> 01:13:03.300 this happens in a lot of movies. There's a good 01:13:03.300 --> 01:13:05.439 comedy, but they're like, all right, we need 01:13:05.439 --> 01:13:08.479 to keep this quiet. Cut to the newscast. Like, 01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:11.520 Terry, whatever, murdered viciously in the woods. 01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:15.460 Well, like last, like, Snow Hollow. Yeah. They're 01:13:15.460 --> 01:13:19.619 saying it's a wolf. Maybe get a job at WikiLeaks. 01:13:19.739 --> 01:13:24.579 Yeah. And now this is what's kind of interesting. 01:13:24.699 --> 01:13:27.859 This precipitates the canceling of the drink 01:13:27.859 --> 01:13:31.029 and shoot by. The mayor. The mayor and the chief 01:13:31.029 --> 01:13:33.430 of police are getting the news broadcast. And 01:13:33.430 --> 01:13:36.430 that's fairly unprecedented. It's only happened 01:13:36.430 --> 01:13:38.789 one time in recent history that they can remember. 01:13:39.130 --> 01:13:42.529 But it turns out it happens every 32 years. To 01:13:42.529 --> 01:13:45.590 cancel this. In the moment, though. That'd be 01:13:45.590 --> 01:13:47.689 like canceling Cherry Fest. In the moment, you're 01:13:47.689 --> 01:13:49.689 not thinking. Right. You're not thinking the 01:13:49.689 --> 01:13:52.329 patterns. You're not thinking because you haven't 01:13:52.329 --> 01:13:55.590 done the research montage yet. That's the important 01:13:55.590 --> 01:13:58.859 thing. That's right. You haven't done the research 01:13:58.859 --> 01:14:04.520 montage. The script dictates our world. Exactly. 01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:08.060 But when you know it already in advance, can't 01:14:08.060 --> 01:14:13.500 we change that world? This is heavier than I 01:14:13.500 --> 01:14:16.380 expected that to be. The universe will respond 01:14:16.380 --> 01:14:21.260 to your vibration. I do believe that being a 01:14:21.260 --> 01:14:24.500 wolf is making him a better cop because he's 01:14:24.500 --> 01:14:27.479 doing police work in a bar. At least he's doing 01:14:27.479 --> 01:14:30.659 police work. He goes in and does shots at Jessica 01:14:30.659 --> 01:14:35.880 again. And he's like, police work? What? At the 01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:39.159 bar? He's got all the papers out and he's tracking 01:14:39.159 --> 01:14:42.399 the 32 years. Full police work at the bar. And 01:14:42.399 --> 01:14:45.760 she's so fucking sexy. I've never known you to 01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:48.539 do real work before. And then he goes, well, 01:14:48.779 --> 01:14:52.579 what do they say? He goes about drinking. I've 01:14:52.579 --> 01:14:58.500 never fired my gun. He says something about drinking 01:14:58.500 --> 01:15:00.680 and shooting and then she stares down at his 01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:04.319 gun. She stares down at his gun and he says, 01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:08.960 I've never used it or something. Do you still 01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:10.920 know how to use that thing? You can go ahead 01:15:10.920 --> 01:15:13.819 and watch the film. They do it better than we 01:15:13.819 --> 01:15:17.039 do. That was awful. We tried to reenact it and 01:15:17.039 --> 01:15:19.279 we didn't make it. It's because Ryan won't let 01:15:19.279 --> 01:15:22.220 me look at my nose because that's good radio, 01:15:22.319 --> 01:15:27.270 Todd. Play the cricket button. You know what? 01:15:27.350 --> 01:15:29.890 I'm going to have to apologize to my friend after 01:15:29.890 --> 01:15:33.810 this recording, everybody. Chris, if this is 01:15:33.810 --> 01:15:36.569 the end, because he did say that this one would 01:15:36.569 --> 01:15:39.050 challenge us. I didn't think it would come in 01:15:39.050 --> 01:15:41.590 this form. I can't work with this guy. I'm a 01:15:41.590 --> 01:15:45.909 turd. Too much pressure. She's making fun of 01:15:45.909 --> 01:15:48.949 me while I'm trying to do my job. Okay, she's 01:15:48.949 --> 01:15:53.130 turned on. by Lou's certain and recent attention 01:15:53.130 --> 01:15:56.810 to his work. She smells the wolf all over him. 01:15:56.829 --> 01:16:00.010 She closes her bar early. The drunk in the corner 01:16:00.010 --> 01:16:01.770 is like, what the fuck? This is fucking bullshit. 01:16:03.630 --> 01:16:07.350 She's like, why? I'll be open tomorrow, I promise. 01:16:07.670 --> 01:16:11.310 And she lines up 98 shots for him to ensure his 01:16:11.310 --> 01:16:16.590 dick doesn't work and goes... And he pukes. And 01:16:16.590 --> 01:16:19.090 then he's like, wait, let me get my shit together. 01:16:19.210 --> 01:16:21.829 I'll be right back. And she's like, I'm going 01:16:21.829 --> 01:16:23.310 to clean up garbage. And they reference the time. 01:16:23.449 --> 01:16:25.550 She looks at the clock, remember, and it's 10 01:16:25.550 --> 01:16:28.729 to 10. And then she goes, boom, bars closing, 01:16:29.130 --> 01:16:31.869 get out. She's taking the garbage out. She feeds 01:16:31.869 --> 01:16:36.890 them the shots. All because they have to, well, 01:16:36.930 --> 01:16:38.750 we know this, we find out later, but their plan 01:16:38.750 --> 01:16:42.210 is to

capture him before 10 o 'clock and keep 01:16:42.210 --> 01:16:45.050 their prey. Until the eclipse. We didn't mention 01:16:45.050 --> 01:16:46.670 the eclipse. The eclipse is coming in a couple 01:16:46.670 --> 01:16:50.289 days. Always is, goddammit. Well, good writing 01:16:50.289 --> 01:16:52.550 when they put a timeline in there, right? Okay, 01:16:53.069 --> 01:16:57.390 we only got this long. In the meantime, of what 01:16:57.390 --> 01:16:59.210 I thought were accomplices of hers originally, 01:16:59.590 --> 01:17:04.670 I think, right? The kidnappers who sneak into 01:17:04.670 --> 01:17:07.640 the bar so they're meant to capture him. No, 01:17:07.720 --> 01:17:10.079 I thought they were robbing the bar at first. 01:17:10.119 --> 01:17:14.359 Okay, so not connected to this. No, they were, 01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:17.260 but it was kind of like red herring -ish. So 01:17:17.260 --> 01:17:21.699 she performs the sexiest trash takeout you've 01:17:21.699 --> 01:17:27.180 ever seen and gets ready at the jukebox to have 01:17:27.180 --> 01:17:33.420 sex in her bar with a recently vomited cop. I 01:17:33.420 --> 01:17:35.460 think he's still vomiting. Yeah. I think he's 01:17:35.460 --> 01:17:37.819 in the bathroom still vomiting and saying he's 01:17:37.819 --> 01:17:39.779 sorry for it. At this point, Jess is like, there's 01:17:39.779 --> 01:17:41.560 no way this woman's this hard up. And I'm like, 01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:44.399 I totally understand. She has to be up to something. 01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:49.659 Didn't call that one. But the way she's like, 01:17:49.840 --> 01:17:54.090 there's no way. There's no way. No, she's clearly 01:17:54.090 --> 01:17:57.329 up to something. Like who is waiting around for 01:17:57.329 --> 01:18:01.189 this guy? Or to quote Snow Hollow, okay, next 01:18:01.189 --> 01:18:03.470 time you can pick the one boy in town who likes 01:18:03.470 --> 01:18:08.289 me. But that's not the case with her. She's outdoing 01:18:08.289 --> 01:18:10.890 Kate Beckinsale in this movie. Did I mention 01:18:10.890 --> 01:18:13.770 that? You have. Sorry, Kate Beckinsale. Hey, 01:18:13.829 --> 01:18:16.850 well, Kate used to be my, you know. I'd love 01:18:16.850 --> 01:18:22.409 to really break down wolf transformations for 01:18:22.409 --> 01:18:26.310 you because we've talked about the 80s movies. 01:18:26.409 --> 01:18:28.250 We've talked about some Howling movies ourselves. 01:18:28.850 --> 01:18:32.130 The cover poster for The Company of Wolves that 01:18:32.130 --> 01:18:35.329 impressed maybe only just me with the wolf coming 01:18:35.329 --> 01:18:38.170 out of the guy's face. There's different kinds 01:18:38.170 --> 01:18:43.359 of wolf transformations. There is, but this one 01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:46.000 takes the cake. Okay, I wondered if you had a 01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:50.479 feeling or two about that. It's never been done 01:18:50.479 --> 01:18:52.539 before. I'm going to just say that right now. 01:18:52.739 --> 01:18:56.920 I'm in the bathroom peeing. He's in the bathroom 01:18:56.920 --> 01:19:02.720 peeing. Let's make that clear. I can't pee with 01:19:02.720 --> 01:19:06.020 you. What are you trying to say? Turn around. 01:19:06.159 --> 01:19:10.409 I can't pee with you there. Pure blood coming 01:19:10.409 --> 01:19:15.050 out. Uh -huh. Yeah. And then this penis just 01:19:15.050 --> 01:19:18.529 grows to an enormous size. The whole shot is 01:19:18.529 --> 01:19:23.170 a close -up of his wolf dong. His penis. About 01:19:23.170 --> 01:19:26.850 to become. Yeah. And it keeps growing, just ballooning. 01:19:27.890 --> 01:19:32.909 The flesh falls away. Slower. And we have nothing 01:19:32.909 --> 01:19:35.430 but wolf hair. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean 01:19:35.430 --> 01:19:38.079 it. So that's what I meant by dick first. So 01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:40.739 did you know that in certain universes you wolf 01:19:40.739 --> 01:19:45.920 out dick first? This one. Maybe that does say 01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:49.279 something. Do you know of any other wolf transformation 01:19:49.279 --> 01:19:52.600 that shows the dick first? Well, no. And that's 01:19:52.600 --> 01:19:56.520 where I thought we'd end for sure. Okay. So cue 01:19:56.520 --> 01:19:59.319 the music. We're done. Let's go to a baseline, 01:19:59.520 --> 01:20:02.350 though. So what is the most common? Type of wolf 01:20:02.350 --> 01:20:05.890 transformation you see in most movies. You said 01:20:05.890 --> 01:20:08.390 bass line and my mind immediately went to... 01:20:08.390 --> 01:20:13.029 There was a bass line during... No, bass. Four 01:20:13.029 --> 01:20:15.489 string bass. Because there's a bass riff... Fuck 01:20:15.489 --> 01:20:18.829 you guys who play five string. No, five string 01:20:18.829 --> 01:20:22.250 sucks. I don't even touch it. I'm distancing 01:20:22.250 --> 01:20:25.569 myself from this. I got two words for you. Rocco 01:20:25.569 --> 01:20:31.069 and Jacko. Alright. So go back. So baseline. 01:20:31.229 --> 01:20:33.869 Wolf transformations. All right. Here we are. 01:20:33.930 --> 01:20:37.069 So what is the most common movie? Look me in 01:20:37.069 --> 01:20:39.850 the eyes. Focus, Danielson. The most common wolf. 01:20:40.600 --> 01:20:43.039 transformation kind of style. Can we get into 01:20:43.039 --> 01:20:44.659 that kind of language? It's usually the face 01:20:44.659 --> 01:20:47.199 and the snout growing and the eyes changing and 01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:49.500 then the fangs coming out. That's what I think 01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:54.119 of. And then the fingers, right? American Werewolf 01:20:54.119 --> 01:20:56.699 in London where they show the hand first. Growing 01:20:56.699 --> 01:20:59.180 really large. So it's usually face and hands. 01:20:59.859 --> 01:21:06.399 So this magnificent bastard goes deck first. 01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:08.500 Let's go back to the previous one now. Because 01:21:08.500 --> 01:21:10.319 there's an important element of this

one, I think, 01:21:10.340 --> 01:21:11.899 that's kind of unique, and it's played for comedy. 01:21:11.899 --> 01:21:16.239 So I would say, secondly, so penis first, dick 01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:18.600 first, I've never seen before, and I don't ever 01:21:18.600 --> 01:21:22.859 remember seeing the wolf already pre -done under 01:21:22.859 --> 01:21:26.340 the skin and growing out and the skin just peeling 01:21:26.340 --> 01:21:29.979 away. Interesting. Okay. Like, it's always the 01:21:29.979 --> 01:21:33.439 body transforming, right? So this one, the wolf 01:21:33.439 --> 01:21:35.960 is completed underneath, and he just has, and 01:21:35.960 --> 01:21:38.619 it just. His skin just falls away. Thank you 01:21:38.619 --> 01:21:41.960 for taking my tiny hand and walking down the 01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:44.520 primrose with me. Did I steal your thunder? I'm 01:21:44.520 --> 01:21:46.640 sorry. Not at all. I was complimenting you on 01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:51.619 yes anding. Because, and don't worry, everybody, 01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:55.979 we're in counseling. A yes and you? We're live 01:21:55.979 --> 01:22:00.720 on air right now. You don't talk to me like that 01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:02.500 on air. This is a children's show. God damn it. 01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:07.960 Dick first. So the idea of the one that we're 01:22:07.960 --> 01:22:11.159 more familiar with or seems more common in movies 01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:15.619 is that your bones are kind of growing and the 01:22:15.619 --> 01:22:19.100 hair is coming from inside you. The human being 01:22:19.100 --> 01:22:22.220 is transforming. Right. Okay. So in this one, 01:22:22.779 --> 01:22:28.359 you clearly have it coming out of his skin and 01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:31.960 his skin, including the face. Yeah. comes off 01:22:31.960 --> 01:22:35.640 it just peels away shedding and it's inside the 01:22:35.640 --> 01:22:38.399 wolf the wolf transformation is under the skin 01:22:38.399 --> 01:22:40.319 and the skin is just peeled away like like a 01:22:40.319 --> 01:22:43.319 snake skin like a caterpillar company wolves 01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:45.380 kind of like that but it's it's more uncommon 01:22:45.380 --> 01:22:48.720 to see that version of the yeah with the poster 01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:51.720 inside coming out and and there's other ones 01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:53.760 but i'd kind of wonder what the over under is 01:22:53.760 --> 01:22:57.520 on the styles of transformation because... I'd 01:22:57.520 --> 01:22:59.359 never seen it like this. Fully formed underneath 01:22:59.359 --> 01:23:04.220 like that? Great effects. The effects team that 01:23:04.220 --> 01:23:06.579 did this looked young. I don't know. It was fucking 01:23:06.579 --> 01:23:11.779 cool. It was gross and gnarly and allowed for 01:23:11.779 --> 01:23:15.439 Tina to have a moment that I thought I maybe 01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:21.380 take issue with. He turns into a wolf as... Oh, 01:23:21.380 --> 01:23:26.189 the face. As they're... Interesting. We are synced 01:23:26.189 --> 01:23:30.489 up today. So he turns into a wolf, and I like 01:23:30.489 --> 01:23:33.409 the fact that he's able to hide in the stall 01:23:33.409 --> 01:23:37.609 that ironically just has the light out over it. 01:23:38.229 --> 01:23:41.390 So you can get a, like, one guy disappears into 01:23:41.390 --> 01:23:44.329 this bathroom stall, and then they're like, oh, 01:23:44.350 --> 01:23:46.029 what happens? Then Wolf Cop comes out. What happened 01:23:46.029 --> 01:23:48.390 to the first bad guy? Is that what you mean? 01:23:48.430 --> 01:23:50.869 He grabs him? I don't care. He's eviscerated. 01:23:51.789 --> 01:23:57.550 A lot of everywhere. It's a mess. Objectively, 01:23:57.590 --> 01:23:59.130 that's the most horrible thing anybody's seen 01:23:59.130 --> 01:24:03.310 in their life and those officers for sure. When 01:24:03.310 --> 01:24:07.770 they're called to investigate it, I feel... We 01:24:07.770 --> 01:24:12.550 were just at the murder scene and now you're 01:24:12.550 --> 01:24:15.779 talking about the crime scene. Well, you know, 01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:20.880 conversations can be nonlinear. Not in my world. 01:24:22.020 --> 01:24:25.159 Not in my world. Dirty, hairy, only hairier. 01:24:25.399 --> 01:24:28.899 Yeah. Oh, I just want to point... Oh, I'm going 01:24:28.899 --> 01:24:30.720 to save it. I'm going to save it for that scene. 01:24:30.899 --> 01:24:36.239 But the idea that, like... Oh, do save it. That 01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:41.500 they go into this scene with chunks of people 01:24:41.500 --> 01:24:46.979 in it and... Tina. This one looks like a face. 01:24:47.619 --> 01:24:50.520 And it looks like your face. And it literally 01:24:50.520 --> 01:24:53.699 is his face. Yeah, because we saw it come off. 01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.319 Yeah. And then she holds it up over her face 01:24:56.319 --> 01:24:59.859 and makes this. So a little out of character. 01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:03.000 But before we get there. Yeah, totally. Because 01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:06.380 she's always serious and cop -like. Lou wakes 01:25:06.380 --> 01:25:09.180 up chained to a bed, which is a wonderful misdirect. 01:25:09.220 --> 01:25:13.109 Because he wakes up chained to a bed. And furry 01:25:13.109 --> 01:25:17.810 pink fur line handcuffs. Sorry, that's all I 01:25:17.810 --> 01:25:21.510 have. And you see our guy Willie come around 01:25:21.510 --> 01:25:23.989 the corner. Fucking camera in hand. There's a 01:25:23.989 --> 01:25:26.569 video camera and like a stuffed animal. Yeah, 01:25:26.569 --> 01:25:28.890 and what does he say to him? How does your butt 01:25:28.890 --> 01:25:33.010 feel? That's like a Ghostbusters line in the 01:25:33.010 --> 01:25:34.310 hand. And immediately he lets him off the look 01:25:34.310 --> 01:25:35.750 and he's like, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, 01:25:35.890 --> 01:25:39.109 dude. And again, laugh out loud every fucking 01:25:39.109 --> 01:25:41.710

time for me. Yeah. It's really his delivery. 01:25:42.050 --> 01:25:43.909 I don't want to take it away. He does it throughout. 01:25:44.210 --> 01:25:46.670 Well, it's not the only one. He does it throughout 01:25:46.670 --> 01:25:49.010 the whole movie. Yeah. But that one was hilarious 01:25:49.010 --> 01:25:51.510 because, oh, and what does he say? As soon as 01:25:51.510 --> 01:25:54.250 he wakes up, handcuffed to the bed, he goes, 01:25:54.329 --> 01:25:57.689 Jessica? Yeah. He thinks that they did it, right? 01:25:57.810 --> 01:26:00.949 And that's kind of funny because his loss of 01:26:00.949 --> 01:26:04.470 memory and the flashes are cool. Which is what 01:26:04.470 --> 01:26:07.229 happens in all the Wolfman movies. They don't 01:26:07.229 --> 01:26:11.359 remember. And there's flashes of it like I think 01:26:11.359 --> 01:26:14.619 I may have. But the idea that he's able to videotape 01:26:14.619 --> 01:26:19.760 his capture because Willie tranquilizer darts 01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:23.279 him and he shows him the footage and just his 01:26:23.279 --> 01:26:26.659 little commentary like, I shot Lou Caruso Wolf. 01:26:26.899 --> 01:26:31.420 I shot him. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah. And he's like, 01:26:31.500 --> 01:26:35.479 so Lou obviously got to watch himself as a wolf 01:26:35.479 --> 01:26:42.899 be shot. And he takes it on face. Does he not? 01:26:43.060 --> 01:26:45.960 I mean, there's no convincing. He's upset that 01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:49.060 his uniform's maybe a little shrunk. I thought 01:26:49.060 --> 01:26:51.079 you went pornographic there. I'm sorry. No. He 01:26:51.079 --> 01:26:53.800 takes it on face. On face value. Sorry, I was 01:26:53.800 --> 01:26:55.939 just trying to save time. Thank you. So he really 01:26:55.939 --> 01:27:01.819 just says... Well... Are we on a timeline tonight? 01:27:02.399 --> 01:27:05.619 This movie's only on 119. It was meant for humor. 01:27:07.670 --> 01:27:10.750 Do you understand? Yeah, I failed miserably once 01:27:10.750 --> 01:27:12.949 again. Do I have to go in the closet now? It's 01:27:12.949 --> 01:27:16.170 all right. Okay. I'm going to bring the peach 01:27:16.170 --> 01:27:18.189 fuzz mask out, though. I'll tell you that. Oh, 01:27:18.510 --> 01:27:22.489 not the peach fuzz. Maybe another werewolf movie. 01:27:23.930 --> 01:27:27.729 Maybe. Shout out to the creep episode. There's 01:27:27.729 --> 01:27:30.470 deliverance squeal like a pig for me. There is. 01:27:32.229 --> 01:27:38.210 Do you think, well, There's a little bit of a 01:27:38.210 --> 01:27:41.689 sinister motive behind, I guess, everybody in 01:27:41.689 --> 01:27:43.649 this movie, which is kind of funny. There's not 01:27:43.649 --> 01:27:46.829 a lot of people who are that pure, except for 01:27:46.829 --> 01:27:53.069 Tina and Lou, I guess. Yeah, and Lou. Willie 01:27:53.069 --> 01:27:55.909 makes some eggs in the morning, and he says, 01:27:56.090 --> 01:28:00.329 I washed your shirt. There's a lot of blood. 01:28:01.369 --> 01:28:03.810 Hung it up, or I washed it on cold. Yeah, he's 01:28:03.810 --> 01:28:07.140 like... His best friend in the world. And Lou 01:28:07.140 --> 01:28:09.000 is a real jerk. He's like, I think you shrunk 01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:13.039 my shirt. He's a little more muscular now. Oh, 01:28:13.279 --> 01:28:17.460 I wondered. Or if he had shredded it. That's 01:28:17.460 --> 01:28:20.800 the way I took it. I mean, he's come back to 01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:23.239 human, but he still has the sense. Because they 01:28:23.239 --> 01:28:26.079 make a point of them noticing how strong he is. 01:28:26.300 --> 01:28:28.359 Stronger, maybe. There's something different 01:28:28.359 --> 01:28:31.890 about him. Well, apparently Willie was around 01:28:31.890 --> 01:28:34.430 for the 132 years ago because he says he's stronger 01:28:34.430 --> 01:28:37.810 than all the rest. Well, he was around for all 01:28:37.810 --> 01:28:39.149 of them, which we find out in the end. Sorry. 01:28:39.329 --> 01:28:42.930 And he served some eggs, and Willie put something 01:28:42.930 --> 01:28:45.590 in them, and I'm like, uh -oh. Oh, paprika. A 01:28:45.590 --> 01:28:48.909 little salt, a little red stuff. I thought it 01:28:48.909 --> 01:28:51.170 was bad when I first saw it. He's poisoning them? 01:28:51.850 --> 01:28:56.449 I don't know. It's more fun to suspect everybody, 01:28:56.649 --> 01:29:00.460 I guess. And Lou eats him and he spits them out. 01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:02.720 Yeah, yeah. He put way too much effort to be 01:29:02.720 --> 01:29:05.500 proper seasoning. But it was wolf's bane. And 01:29:05.500 --> 01:29:08.640 he says, aha. Like garlic to vampires. Is that 01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:11.319 a thing? I don't know. So they were, both that 01:29:11.319 --> 01:29:13.939 and him being his best buddy and helping him 01:29:13.939 --> 01:29:17.539 and all that through this stuff is all red herrings. 01:29:17.539 --> 01:29:22.279 Yeah. Right. Total red herrings. Yeah. In this 01:29:22.279 --> 01:29:26.039 bathroom. I hate to ask a really silly question 01:29:26.039 --> 01:29:29.479 of you, Todd, but here we go. Wouldn't Lou's 01:29:29.479 --> 01:29:32.260 DNA be everywhere, including literally his face? 01:29:34.539 --> 01:29:38.119 They held up the hair. But they said it was animal 01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:42.479 hair. You know, so there was that. And the dickhead 01:29:42.479 --> 01:29:45.899 coroner, when asked, what do you think the cause 01:29:45.899 --> 01:29:48.500 of death was here? Yeah, but you have to go with 01:29:48.500 --> 01:29:51.520 the timeline. I said 70s, you said 80s. They 01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:55.649 didn't have it then. I got a point. They didn't 01:29:55.649 --> 01:29:58.470 have DNA testing back then. And the coroner thought 01:29:58.470 --> 01:30:01.829 it was a lover's quarrel. The OJ trial was one 01:30:01.829 --> 01:30:04.409 of the biggest ones that we used in early on. 01:30:04.409 --> 01:30:07.649 That was in the

early 90s. I like how right away 01:30:07.649 --> 01:30:10.010 they talk about bringing somebody in from the 01:30:10.010 --> 01:30:13.750 city. I like that little nuance. Tina heard that 01:30:13.750 --> 01:30:15.649 a little bit. Should we bring somebody in from 01:30:15.649 --> 01:30:18.029 the city? God damn it, we're handling it locally. 01:30:18.449 --> 01:30:22.399 Snow Hollow. Borrowed that. There's so many parallels. 01:30:22.979 --> 01:30:24.880 It's a good thing to use because... Well, it's 01:30:24.880 --> 01:30:27.180 a small town. It shows the motivation, ultimately. 01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:29.300 Dead a winner, Wolf's ripping everybody apart, 01:30:29.539 --> 01:30:34.479 but they want to handle it. Yeah. And Lou connects 01:30:34.479 --> 01:30:42.199 back with Jess, and she clearly was part of the 01:30:42.199 --> 01:30:46.039 aftermath of his escapade in the bathroom. He's 01:30:46.039 --> 01:30:49.539 clearly fine with it. He asked her, did I hurt 01:30:49.539 --> 01:30:55.100 you? No, you saved me. What a rational, nice 01:30:55.100 --> 01:31:00.000 lady. I mean, really. She's got a bit of a wild 01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:03.979 side to her, I guess. But as a sexy business 01:31:03.979 --> 01:31:06.619 owner, she's got to be able to do better. And 01:31:06.619 --> 01:31:09.779 it works because the whole movie is a comedy 01:31:09.779 --> 01:31:13.020 all the way through. We've got the suspension 01:31:13.020 --> 01:31:17.800 of belief. We're not all realism here. It completely 01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:21.329 works. Context of this universe. Yeah. One of 01:31:21.329 --> 01:31:25.189 my favorite, favorite laugh out loud movies or 01:31:25.189 --> 01:31:28.930 lines in the movie is after the research montage. 01:31:29.170 --> 01:31:31.329 And it's fun. Like there's good. The library. 01:31:31.510 --> 01:31:34.130 Yeah. Yeah. And he jumps up and he says, do you 01:31:34.130 --> 01:31:38.270 have any books about devil worship? Yeah. And 01:31:38.270 --> 01:31:43.710 then, you know, we had the, the. library see 01:31:43.710 --> 01:31:45.689 where he's in the last movie where he's asleep 01:31:45.689 --> 01:31:49.710 and he gets what he's like oh fuck you yeah i 01:31:49.710 --> 01:31:53.449 could have shot you yeah oh my god so just so 01:31:53.449 --> 01:31:56.189 many parallels to to uh snow hollow and it's 01:31:56.189 --> 01:32:00.609 great yeah and so what he finds and he debriefs 01:32:00.609 --> 01:32:03.550 with willie who again i love the camaraderie 01:32:03.550 --> 01:32:06.130 i love the chumminess and he's he's helping him 01:32:06.130 --> 01:32:09.359 along in this research But we find that shapeshifters 01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:12.579 are a thing. Now, what is your connection in 01:32:12.579 --> 01:32:14.800 shapeshifters to other movies? Would you like 01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:19.079 this as a motif? Just the skinwalker stuff. Yeah. 01:32:19.140 --> 01:32:21.640 And then, you know, when we see what the bodies 01:32:21.640 -->

01:32:24.699 really look like. And you got mystique. It fits 01:32:24.699 --> 01:32:28.079 right in. One of the best of the best. I like 01:32:28.079 --> 01:32:30.680 how the book explained. I mean, it's all laid 01:32:30.680 --> 01:32:34.750 out there. we will really study it a few times, 01:32:34.789 --> 01:32:36.930 the whole thing with their past and their parents. 01:32:37.010 --> 01:32:40.829 And, you know, so Tina's dad is, is, uh, the 01:32:40.829 --> 01:32:45.470 loser bar owner and, um, lose dad is the cop. 01:32:45.590 --> 01:32:48.170 They're both killed 32 years ago, blah, blah, 01:32:48.189 --> 01:32:51.750 it all fits. But then you got, um, the reckoning 01:32:51.750 --> 01:32:55.369 that was in that book, which is what every 32 01:32:55.369 --> 01:32:58.829 years they drink the werewolf blood to continue 01:32:58.829 --> 01:33:01.850 on for another 32 years. And that every 32 years 01:33:01.850 --> 01:33:06.229 being the lunar eclipse, where he is a werewolf, 01:33:06.250 --> 01:33:08.569 but he's weak enough where they can control him 01:33:08.569 --> 01:33:12.010 and drink his blood while he's a werewolf. If 01:33:12.010 --> 01:33:15.289 they tried to do it like two nights ago, he would 01:33:15.289 --> 01:33:16.869 have ripped their face off. So, yeah, there's 01:33:16.869 --> 01:33:20.100 problems. But I think that's kind of fun. That's 01:33:20.100 --> 01:33:23.300 a fun little premise. It's new. Like, why does 01:33:23.300 --> 01:33:25.680 werewolf blood do it? And they even kind of address 01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:28.079 it like, I don't know. And the idea that they're 01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:29.880 not making werewolves to hurt anybody, they're 01:33:29.880 --> 01:33:32.319 just making werewolves to keep doing what they're 01:33:32.319 --> 01:33:37.319 doing. There's folklore and Native American lore 01:33:37.319 --> 01:33:39.659 about the skinwalkers and shapeshifters that 01:33:39.659 --> 01:33:43.359 they're evil witches and that they kill people. 01:33:44.810 --> 01:33:48.210 To stay alive and be able to shape shift and 01:33:48.210 --> 01:33:51.630 do it. Why stay in the shitty town? I have no 01:33:51.630 --> 01:33:55.430 idea. To not be discovered. Community, baby. 01:33:55.729 --> 01:33:59.149 Hiding away. Hiding in plain sight. Have you 01:33:59.149 --> 01:34:02.210 got any books about devil worship? Yeah. Hey, 01:34:02.210 --> 01:34:07.909 this face looks like yours. It's out of character, 01:34:08.050 --> 01:34:11.409 don't you think? Totally for her. Okay, so. But. 01:34:12.479 --> 01:34:16.880 We all have goofy sides and wild sides. Here's 01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:20.819 what I'm going to say. You should own the DVD 01:34:20.819 --> 01:34:25.479 or the Blu -ray or get a hold of the outtakes. 01:34:26.199 --> 01:34:29.399 Is there more Red Riding Hood outtakes? No, no, 01:34:29.439 --> 01:34:34.779 no. It's really starring Tina. She's riffing 01:34:34.779 --> 01:34:39.159 on the face and then they find his severed dick. 01:34:39.770 --> 01:34:42.470 And it's an awesome prosthetic, dick and balls. 01:34:42.869 --> 01:34:45.810 And she just riffs on like... The outtakes? Yeah. 01:34:46.229 --> 01:34:49.810 It didn't make the movie. So they're in the bathroom 01:34:49.810 --> 01:34:51.529 in that scene. Oh, like the skin that fell off. 01:34:51.590 --> 01:34:54.130 Yeah. And so she's riffing on the face, just 01:34:54.130 --> 01:34:56.949 past what you see in the movie. Yeah. And it's 01:34:56.949 --> 01:34:59.810 hilarious. But there's more of them finding body 01:34:59.810 --> 01:35:01.869 parts and stuff. And at one point, she finds 01:35:01.869 --> 01:35:07.470 this dick. And she starts riffing. It's really 01:35:07.470 --> 01:35:10.640 tremendous. Why do you think they cut that? Too 01:35:10.640 --> 01:35:12.819 much. Maybe for the rating. It's too much. Because 01:35:12.819 --> 01:35:15.460 it's like right there. You either need... And 01:35:15.460 --> 01:35:17.640 she doesn't go for the corny mouth. She's just 01:35:17.640 --> 01:35:20.300 making riffs, like verbal riffs about it. And 01:35:20.300 --> 01:35:26.199 it's really, really funny. So that was... And 01:35:26.199 --> 01:35:28.439 you always wonder about that, but maybe for the 01:35:28.439 --> 01:35:30.979 rating, I would guess. Well, you don't need both, 01:35:31.119 --> 01:35:33.880 right? Yeah, the face thing is fine. And I think 01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:36.479 the face fits the scene, and it's like too early. 01:35:36.579 --> 01:35:40.699 They already showed... The whole Dick first transformation 01:35:40.699 --> 01:35:44.500 thing. So you don't need more of it. So that 01:35:44.500 --> 01:35:47.260 was the right choice. Yeah. All right. Well, 01:35:47.399 --> 01:35:53.140 my clip has to do with a classic scene. I would 01:35:53.140 --> 01:35:57.800 say maybe in these kind of movies is where you're 01:35:57.800 --> 01:36:00.079 going to be locked up in the cell and I'm going 01:36:00.079 --> 01:36:03.720 to observe you. Or chained to the chair. It happens 01:36:03.720 --> 01:36:06.479 a lot, especially in these. We're a lot of werewolves 01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:09.479 more, right? Frankenstein gets chained up at 01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:11.180 times, but there's the... It's in the Wolfman. 01:36:11.180 --> 01:36:13.640 We're going to watch this or capture it or something 01:36:13.640 --> 01:36:18.539 like that. I will kill all of you. The Benicio 01:36:18.539 --> 01:36:21.659 where he straps them to the chair. Oh, boy. I 01:36:21.659 --> 01:36:24.020 don't know. That wasn't a good... You do it. 01:36:24.060 --> 01:36:26.479 You do it better. No, I've never really fully 01:36:26.479 --> 01:36:30.739 watched that movie. I've seen parts of it. Emily 01:36:30.739 --> 01:36:37.340 Blunt. Yeah, I know. Or Sarah Lind. I'm only 01:36:37.340 --> 01:36:41.640 blind, I believe. So my clip... I think I need 01:36:41.640 --> 01:36:45.800 to take both for a test run. My clip... And it's 01:36:45.800 -->

01:36:50.100 one... My daughter and I laughed. We just laughed, 01:36:50.119 --> 01:36:54.500 laughed, laughed. And the word is gitch. I've 01:36:54.500 --> 01:36:56.819 got it out. I've got it marked in my notes here. 01:36:56.960 --> 01:36:59.180 I know it's supposed to be underwear, but why 01:36:59.180 --> 01:37:06.380 is it a gitch? I never heard... When Canada calls 01:37:06.380 --> 01:37:08.720 underwear a gitch? Well, I think that's just 01:37:08.720 --> 01:37:12.779 a general idea for your gear, for your kitch. 01:37:12.859 --> 01:37:15.920 I don't know. Your junk? Holding your junk in 01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:20.779 place as a gitch? Willie has him in the... Has 01:37:20.779 --> 01:37:24.579 Lou... In a cell. And he's got the videotape. 01:37:24.579 --> 01:37:28.640 And they're just going to capture this. And Lou 01:37:28.640 --> 01:37:31.220 is complicit in this. And he's down to this pair 01:37:31.220 --> 01:37:32.159 of underwear. Well, he's in a cage. You can't 01:37:32.159 --> 01:37:36.359 do it. And so this is just a little bit of the 01:37:36.359 --> 01:37:45.680 banter back and forth as Lou is locked up. Lou! 01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:51.359 I'm so nervous. I'm excited. Nervous? Yeah. Yeah. 01:37:52.160 --> 01:37:57.560 It's exhilarating. Okay. Now, uh, take off your 01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:00.899 gitch. No. Yeah, yeah, Luke, take it off. It's 01:38:00.899 --> 01:38:03.159 for science. I'm not taking my gitch off, Willie. 01:38:03.340 --> 01:38:05.119 Lose your gitch for science. Lose your gitch. 01:38:05.899 --> 01:38:08.699 Lose it. Okay, turn around. Hands on the wall. 01:38:08.939 --> 01:38:12.539 Bend over. I'm just, I'm talking with you. Now, 01:38:12.560 --> 01:38:15.079 if you can fucking just, like, transform, like, 01:38:15.119 --> 01:38:20.779 right in that spot. Really? We got a shot. Take 01:38:20.779 --> 01:38:23.460 off your gitch. It's for science, man. Just forget 01:38:23.460 --> 01:38:28.939 the gitch. You can't even stop laughing now. 01:38:28.979 --> 01:38:33.079 Oh, man. Okay. Lose your gitch for science should 01:38:33.079 --> 01:38:37.920 be the t -shirt. Without question. Lose your 01:38:37.920 --> 01:38:40.939 gitch for science. I mean, we were laughing all 01:38:40.939 --> 01:38:44.300 day today, like, lose your gitch for science. 01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:49.520 Okay. That is a good t -shirt. Except I don't 01:38:49.520 --> 01:38:52.760 know what the hell a gitch is. And so they're 01:38:52.760 --> 01:38:55.199 interrupted by Tina. And she's like, what are 01:38:55.199 --> 01:38:57.520 you doing? And he's saying, we're making a science 01:38:57.520 --> 01:39:00.060 movie. She walks in and says, are you guys making 01:39:00.060 --> 01:39:02.380 a movie? Yeah. It does not look good. Because 01:39:02.380 --> 01:39:05.460 it looks porn. Yeah, it does. And then he's dismissed. 01:39:05.579 --> 01:39:07.279 Willie's dismissed. And he says, specifically, 01:39:07.340 --> 01:39:10.539 I'll be back in one minute and 45

seconds. And 01:39:10.539 --> 01:39:13.800 you can hear in that clip how great Willie is. 01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:16.600 I can't remember the actor's name, but we talked 01:39:16.600 --> 01:39:20.180 about it quite a bit at the beginning. But you 01:39:20.180 --> 01:39:25.460 hear it right there. You're just like, I'm totally 01:39:25.460 --> 01:39:32.640 on board with this guy. So we see a good transformation 01:39:32.640 --> 01:39:36.279 here. Again, we get some good wolf transformation 01:39:36.279 --> 01:39:38.960 both times. Yeah, this is where the face comes 01:39:38.960 --> 01:39:42.060 off. Did you think that they would actually say 01:39:42.060 --> 01:39:45.539 wolf cop in the movie? And if so, who did you 01:39:45.539 --> 01:39:47.399 think would say it? I saw it in the trailer. 01:39:47.760 --> 01:39:51.600 And it was a beautiful line. But it's in the 01:39:51.600 --> 01:39:56.840 trailer. Cop. I like that. And a dirty, hairy 01:39:56.840 --> 01:40:00.460 voice even. You know, that's a great one. If 01:40:00.460 --> 01:40:02.399 you're going to evoke somebody in there under 01:40:02.399 --> 01:40:07.140 all that makeup, might as well. But he's got 01:40:07.140 --> 01:40:10.100 wolf mechanic skills, and we know that the real 01:40:10.100 --> 01:40:12.819 guy can do this. And why not make a wolf mobile? 01:40:14.200 --> 01:40:16.539 I'm pretty stoked on that car. Yeah. I think 01:40:16.539 --> 01:40:19.079 it's fun. And yeah, Willie's like, I know what 01:40:19.079 --> 01:40:20.760 you're thinking. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. 01:40:21.579 --> 01:40:24.640 I'm totally on board. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 01:40:25.260 --> 01:40:27.739 And then the music kicks in and it's, are we 01:40:27.739 --> 01:40:31.420 at that montage there? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty 01:40:31.420 --> 01:40:33.359 cool. And all that music was by that shooting 01:40:33.359 --> 01:40:37.939 gun band. Yeah. Very cool. Very energetic. Why 01:40:37.939 --> 01:40:40.479 do I have the words go fish motherfucker written 01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:43.260 down? Because they're playing go fish while he's 01:40:43.260 --> 01:40:45.960 in the cage waiting for the transform. And it's 01:40:45.960 --> 01:40:49.020 hilarious because he's like, maybe pick more 01:40:49.020 --> 01:40:51.399 than one card. We've been playing two hours and 01:40:51.399 --> 01:40:56.060 you haven't even picked a card. Because his hands 01:40:56.060 --> 01:40:58.340 are too big to pick the cards. It's just funny. 01:41:01.420 --> 01:41:04.420 And then the biker gang or the drug gang is playing 01:41:04.420 --> 01:41:06.560 go fish later on. Yeah. It's like, what is with 01:41:06.560 --> 01:41:08.439 the go fish? And so they're making red meth. 01:41:09.220 --> 01:41:11.880 So that's what the bad guys are doing, right? 01:41:12.140 --> 01:41:14.739 They're partying in a barn. They have a pole 01:41:14.739 --> 01:41:17.760 barn with a trailer connected to it. Right. That 01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:21.479 is the meth lab. So there's drugs and prostitutes. 01:41:22.659 --> 01:41:26.220 Good as a dance in the naked. Right. I mean, 01:41:26.239 --> 01:41:32.739 what else are you doing there? Snow Hollow. They're 01:41:32.739 --> 01:41:37.260 interchangeable. Get some skis. Maybe it's flat. 01:41:37.359 --> 01:41:44.039 That's the problem. It's a sketchy one. Easy 01:41:44.039 --> 01:41:49.159 for me to say. Are you upset that after he went 01:41:49.159 --> 01:41:53.000 on his first kind of tirade and you have people 01:41:53.000 --> 01:41:57.380 in the aftermath so he's kind of raiding on the 01:41:57.380 --> 01:42:02.369 bad guys and I like how he had the strength just 01:42:02.369 --> 01:42:05.409 to get out of the... He gets pissed off or something 01:42:05.409 --> 01:42:07.850 like that. He just rips the door off. Because 01:42:07.850 --> 01:42:10.470 Willie alludes to him being stronger than all 01:42:10.470 --> 01:42:13.890 the others. And then now he's full cop mode. 01:42:14.010 --> 01:42:17.470 He's like Superman energized. And he's like, 01:42:17.489 --> 01:42:19.949 I'm going to go clean up this fucking town. He's 01:42:19.949 --> 01:42:24.609 dressed. He's behaving. He is Wolf Cop. Honestly, 01:42:24.710 --> 01:42:29.000 he's behaving better than as Lou Guru. His behavior. 01:42:29.000 --> 01:42:31.159 Well, yeah, he's actually doing the job. He's 01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:34.619 still drinking quite a bit. Which is what's making 01:42:34.619 --> 01:42:37.000 him strong. They speculate. He's drinking quite 01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:39.960 a bit. And I honestly, I thought the explosion 01:42:39.960 --> 01:42:43.039 of that barn was pretty awesome. I was trying 01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:46.800 to determine if it was a miniature or a real 01:42:46.800 --> 01:42:49.600 pole barn. I don't know. It looks really good. 01:42:50.100 --> 01:42:53.279 To blow up a pole barn of that size the way it 01:42:53.279 --> 01:42:57.890 blew up. would be fucking a lot of explosives. 01:42:58.510 --> 01:43:02.409 It's meth, though. No, I mean for filming it, 01:43:02.470 --> 01:43:05.829 for making it practically. So I'm thinking it 01:43:05.829 --> 01:43:10.210 was a miniature, but I don't know. I really don't 01:43:10.210 --> 01:43:12.529 know. I mean, experts can look at it and say, 01:43:12.569 --> 01:43:14.689 oh, yeah, they can tell right away. If you were 01:43:14.689 --> 01:43:21.329 a survivor of a vigilante, well, a wolf cop doing 01:43:21.329 --> 01:43:26.789 its duty, what would you say? How would you describe 01:43:26.789 --> 01:43:30.170 it? He killed a lot of them. It was a big fucking 01:43:30.170 --> 01:43:34.289 wolf cop. And then when he knacks the head off 01:43:34.289 --> 01:43:37.949 of one guy. It was a big fucking wolf cop. Okay. 01:43:39.649 --> 01:43:41.470 I thought we were still in the pole barn. I'm 01:43:41.470 --> 01:43:44.829 sorry. Oh, no. I was just a non -sequitur asking 01:43:44.829 --> 01:43:48.029 you. What set the pole barn on fire was him

knocking 01:43:48.029 --> 01:43:51.270 a guy's head off and it knocking some shit over 01:43:51.270 --> 01:43:55.220 and starting a fire. That song that is playing 01:43:55.220 --> 01:44:02.180 during the love scene in the jail cell. I wrote 01:44:02.180 --> 01:44:04.319 it down as Moonlight Desire. I didn't think it 01:44:04.319 --> 01:44:08.539 matched. That is a good song. I don't know what 01:44:08.539 --> 01:44:11.479 I would play. But it didn't matter to me. I could 01:44:11.479 --> 01:44:13.279 watch that without a sound. Didn't the Andy Sedaris 01:44:13.279 --> 01:44:15.079 and you just love that scene a little bit? Because 01:44:15.079 --> 01:44:19.600 it was designed old school. That was an old school 01:44:19.600 --> 01:44:25.119 love scene. Yeah. As respectfully as it could 01:44:25.119 --> 01:44:27.920 be done, were you glad? Are we to that point? 01:44:28.380 --> 01:44:31.239 There was a love scene in this movie or not? 01:44:31.539 --> 01:44:33.600 Did you want to see the wolf cop get it on or 01:44:33.600 --> 01:44:41.840 no? She had me at I'm ready to give my statement. 01:44:42.640 --> 01:44:47.340 That's what she said. Are we at that scene? It 01:44:47.340 --> 01:44:52.779 can't be. It's our show, dude. According to my 01:44:52.779 --> 01:45:04.779 notes... Oh, boy. Uh -oh. Dude, you're spot on. 01:45:05.119 --> 01:45:08.500 You are spot on. What do you mean? You followed 01:45:08.500 --> 01:45:12.460 my... Oh, I am? I didn't jump ahead? No, no. 01:45:13.199 --> 01:45:16.220 Dead ball's accurate. You know what? This is 01:45:16.220 --> 01:45:19.819 something. It's just my own mind because I wasn't 01:45:19.819 --> 01:45:22.069 looking at my notes. I'm like, are we there? 01:45:22.229 --> 01:45:25.109 Are we there yet? Pole barn, teardrop, drug party, 01:45:25.170 --> 01:45:28.930 blows up. Yeah. Double bass. Yeah, blah, blah, 01:45:28.949 --> 01:45:32.550 kill him. And then you got the teen and sheriff. 01:45:32.890 --> 01:45:37.210 It was a big fucking wolf guy. And then Little 01:45:37.210 --> 01:45:40.869 Red Riding Hood. I just wanted to share with 01:45:40.869 --> 01:45:42.750 the audience. You are loved and appreciated, 01:45:42.909 --> 01:45:46.989 buddy. See, that's on record for everybody, for 01:45:46.989 --> 01:45:49.069 yourself even to hear. Dead on balls accurate 01:45:49.069 --> 01:45:53.100 again. How about it? So for those who are wondering, 01:45:53.340 --> 01:45:57.340 this scene takes place at 53 minutes and 30 seconds 01:45:57.340 --> 01:46:00.260 into the film, affectionately known as the Little 01:46:00.260 --> 01:46:03.819 Red Riding Hood sequence. Todd's family, please. 01:46:06.180 --> 01:46:08.100 Father's Day is coming up. Please reach out. 01:46:09.079 --> 01:46:15.460 Yeah, yeah. Well, Tina is not, or Jess, sorry, 01:46:15.560 --> 01:46:20.359 Jessica, is not all that she appears to be. She's 01:46:20.359 --> 01:46:24.000 not a good person. She's a shapeshifter. She's 01:46:24.000 --> 01:46:28.760

a shit shifter. She's a shit shitter. You know? 01:46:29.119 --> 01:46:32.380 Do you know that? Jessica? You just jumped over 01:46:32.380 --> 01:46:35.420 the wolf sex. No, I just said that Moonlight 01:46:35.420 --> 01:46:37.159 Desire is a good song during the love scene. 01:46:37.300 --> 01:46:39.659 And then you said, are we there yet? I don't 01:46:39.659 --> 01:46:42.659 know if we can rewind it in the moment, but... 01:46:44.939 --> 01:46:47.779 Chug that water, buddy. It's going to be okay. 01:46:47.779 --> 01:46:50.720 I got to cool down. It's going to be okay. Let's 01:46:50.720 --> 01:46:52.359 talk about that Little Red Riding Hood outfit 01:46:52.359 --> 01:46:54.680 a little bit when you want to. You know, I can 01:46:54.680 --> 01:46:57.180 see your boner from here, and I don't like it. 01:46:58.180 --> 01:47:00.680 That's how I feel. It's full on wolf. It's how 01:47:00.680 --> 01:47:03.539 I feel. I like the parallel, though. All right. 01:47:03.539 --> 01:47:08.079 I'll just say this. Since watching this scene, 01:47:08.300 --> 01:47:11.779 I have not, you know, you. I don't think it is 01:47:11.779 --> 01:47:14.420 necessary to groom anymore. I don't want to hear 01:47:14.420 --> 01:47:17.279 probably any of this. Red Riding Hood is totally 01:47:17.279 --> 01:47:22.359 into the full -on wolf. You know what? Just hair 01:47:22.359 --> 01:47:25.579 everywhere. But you don't struggle with that. 01:47:25.819 --> 01:47:30.060 You're hair appropriate if anybody wants to know 01:47:30.060 --> 01:47:35.119 about it. But she drugs him and they take him 01:47:35.119 --> 01:47:42.260 away. So they have a very wonderful sex scene. 01:47:42.380 --> 01:47:44.420 And there was a body dump for those that are 01:47:44.420 --> 01:47:47.380 wondering. Did I ruin it? Should I have not said 01:47:47.380 --> 01:47:49.899 that? Why do you think they leave the camera? 01:47:51.979 --> 01:47:54.680 Because Tina finds the camera. He smashes the 01:47:54.680 --> 01:47:57.119 tape. He takes the tape out of it and smashes 01:47:57.119 --> 01:47:59.619 it with his foot. But he doesn't see the camera 01:47:59.619 --> 01:48:02.779 on the wall. It's the security camera. Maybe 01:48:02.779 --> 01:48:05.949 that's a new addition. They missed it. Well, 01:48:06.029 --> 01:48:08.029 and it was appropriate because it was like running 01:48:08.029 --> 01:48:10.590 to like a VHS tape. Yeah. You know, so it was 01:48:10.590 --> 01:48:14.369 timeline appropriate. Yeah. And it was an old 01:48:14.369 --> 01:48:17.010 school camera, like wall mounted. And it was 01:48:17.010 --> 01:48:22.229 facing at the jail. Southwest at a 45 degree 01:48:22.229 --> 01:48:24.090 angle. No, no, no, no. At the jail so they can 01:48:24.090 --> 01:48:26.550 show that, you know, a prisoner claims, oh, the 01:48:26.550 --> 01:48:27.970 cops beat me up or whatever. It smelled lightly 01:48:27.970 --> 01:48:31.270 metallic. They're recording to show that their 01:48:31.270 --> 01:48:33.170

treatment of the prisoners was appropriate and 01:48:33.170 --> 01:48:37.359 so on and so forth. Nice. Wolf sex. And what 01:48:37.359 --> 01:48:40.520 does Tina say? Imagine Tina's surprise. She pops 01:48:40.520 --> 01:48:42.880 in this tape to see what the hell just happened 01:48:42.880 --> 01:48:47.939 here and is going on. Right. And she sees a werewolf 01:48:47.939 --> 01:48:51.979 and Jessica Rabbit. She's masturbating to that 01:48:51.979 --> 01:48:53.819 at least once. Going at it. You think so? At 01:48:53.819 --> 01:48:59.699 least once. Okay. You know, I don't know what 01:48:59.699 --> 01:49:01.720 I do. I don't know. You know what? Forget it. 01:49:01.739 --> 01:49:03.819 It shatters her reality because now monsters 01:49:03.819 --> 01:49:07.399 are real. She says, what the fuck? And you just 01:49:07.399 --> 01:49:09.720 fucking gear up. You get the double bass going, 01:49:09.899 --> 01:49:15.699 which you learned. In the key of A. And she takes 01:49:15.699 --> 01:49:17.460 the wolf mobile. I don't know if you can hear 01:49:17.460 --> 01:49:19.220 the double bass in the mic, but I'm doing it 01:49:19.220 --> 01:49:22.020 on the table. And if you're wondering, it's in 01:49:22.020 --> 01:49:27.899 A. That would be an E. So there's only two notes 01:49:27.899 --> 01:49:30.300 in the whole riff. Distorted bass, old school 01:49:30.300 --> 01:49:33.739 distortion, and kick -ass Simon Phillips double 01:49:33.739 --> 01:49:37.939 bass going, and Tina gearing up all a la Swat 01:49:37.939 --> 01:49:40.859 style. And if that's fucking crickets, fuck you. 01:49:45.319 --> 01:49:49.279 And that's it for the show, everybody. I think 01:49:49.279 --> 01:49:54.460 we've just wrapped. We are out. I'm dizzy. Oh, 01:49:54.460 --> 01:49:56.680 I'm laughing so hard. You know what? I'm going 01:49:56.680 --> 01:50:03.000 to take over while Todd regains himself. The 01:50:03.000 --> 01:50:07.479 wolf cop is taken by the three. And these are 01:50:07.479 --> 01:50:10.760 shapeshifters. And the thing is, Jess was right 01:50:10.760 --> 01:50:13.460 that the chief and the drug dealer are one and 01:50:13.460 --> 01:50:18.500 the same. She called that? Yeah. When? Oh, no. 01:50:18.539 --> 01:50:21.340 She just said that the chief was bad. Yeah. We 01:50:21.340 --> 01:50:25.039 didn't know about shapeshifting. tied to the 01:50:25.039 --> 01:50:29.079 tree, and they are bleeding him. So he gets stabbed, 01:50:29.359 --> 01:50:32.800 actually, as he's turning. Before he's turning, 01:50:32.819 --> 01:50:35.779 he does get stabbed. It's all very ancient, like 01:50:35.779 --> 01:50:43.359 an old medieval sword. Yeah. And the cup looks 01:50:43.359 --> 01:50:45.460 like it's the frigging Holy Grail. They have 01:50:45.460 --> 01:50:48.460 to. That's attention to detail by the set decoration 01:50:48.460 --> 01:50:51.739 department. It's all occult mythology. It's all 01:50:51.739 --> 01:50:56.680 very ancient. Yeah. 100%. And I liked it. And 01:50:56.680

--> 01:50:59.840 it's got tension. It was filmed just in a field. 01:51:00.020 --> 01:51:03.500 It was cold. They found it. They just walked 01:51:03.500 --> 01:51:06.680 there and that's where they filmed it. I think 01:51:06.680 --> 01:51:08.479 some of it mirrored maybe some of the locations 01:51:08.479 --> 01:51:13.340 in the trailer. Okay, Lou, put the chains on. 01:51:13.380 --> 01:51:15.779 Which is a fun kind of climax because you have 01:51:15.779 --> 01:51:18.140 Tina's ability to come in and save the day. He's 01:51:18.140 --> 01:51:21.680 able to wolf out and you have some fighting that 01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:27.199 goes on. Okay, answer me this. As these different 01:51:27.199 --> 01:51:33.140 shapeshifters are being dispatched, I'll say. 01:51:33.359 --> 01:51:35.800 Yeah, so there's three of them. Yeah. It's Willie, 01:51:36.039 --> 01:51:45.899 Chief, and Mayor. Are they aliens? Did I say 01:51:45.899 --> 01:51:50.239 a bad thing? Willie gets shot by Tina, a la Sniper 01:51:50.239 --> 01:51:52.789 Style. She's up on the hill. They have, like, 01:51:52.789 --> 01:51:57.649 death spasms. They look like... They turn into 01:51:57.649 --> 01:52:00.510 these, like, alien frog -looking things. They 01:52:00.510 --> 01:52:02.350 go through their past selves for a little bit, 01:52:02.409 --> 01:52:05.210 and then they kind of rest on this one... Okay, 01:52:05.430 --> 01:52:07.930 I didn't miss that? I don't... I mean... No, 01:52:08.050 --> 01:52:10.590 it looked like they were aliens to me, like out 01:52:10.590 --> 01:52:16.970 of Star Wars. Yeah. All right. So... I mean, 01:52:16.970 --> 01:52:19.090 isn't that part of the Skinwalker mythology, 01:52:19.350 --> 01:52:21.770 that they're aliens? I do not know. Different 01:52:21.770 --> 01:52:24.670 dimensional? I do like that, though. Yeah. And 01:52:24.670 --> 01:52:26.229 I like that. I mean, it's something to do with 01:52:26.229 --> 01:52:28.649 that. I like that there gets to be a wolf cop 01:52:28.649 --> 01:52:32.289 versus douchebag fight. And a cat fight. What 01:52:32.289 --> 01:52:34.909 did you think of the choreography? Jessica versus 01:52:34.909 --> 01:52:39.109 Tina. Yeah. Oh, I like the choreography. Remember 01:52:39.109 --> 01:52:43.250 the bar scene where Tina and Jessica are doing 01:52:43.250 --> 01:52:46.880 a shot and she says, cheers. bitch I thought 01:52:46.880 --> 01:52:54.779 it was funny okay you can tell what you really 01:52:54.779 --> 01:52:57.060 mean no no it's what I really mean what did you 01:52:57.060 --> 01:52:59.020 think I mean yeah I didn't make it dirty enough 01:52:59.020 --> 01:53:05.180 sexy yes well the cat fights sexy when when Jessica 01:53:05.180 --> 01:53:08.899 puts Tina in a chokehold yeah rear naked show 01:53:08.899 --> 01:53:12.500 I believe it's called so that's good stuff drinking 01:53:12.500 --> 01:53:20.520 wolf's blood as a wolf Oh. He didn't. That's 01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:24.239 what he does. He didn't drink it. No. I got a 01:53:24.239 --> 01:53:26.420 big question mark. What was in that flask? I 01:53:26.420 --> 01:53:30.319 think wolf's blood. It was leftover from the 01:53:30.319 --> 01:53:32.420 last time. It was an ancient flask and Willie 01:53:32.420 --> 01:53:35.420 drank out of it earlier. There was a quick snippet 01:53:35.420 --> 01:53:36.899 of him drinking out of it. To keep him under 01:53:36.899 --> 01:53:38.520 his thing. I thought maybe it was just alcohol 01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:40.619 because he thought alcohol gave him the strength. 01:53:40.859 --> 01:53:43.960 I think it's maybe wolf's blood. This is fascinating. 01:53:44.579 --> 01:53:47.850 It's not said. We don't know. But what the curious 01:53:47.850 --> 01:53:50.350 part is, is it's that ancient flask. So, like, 01:53:50.369 --> 01:53:52.710 why would you put alcohol in that? That's why. 01:53:52.750 --> 01:53:55.930 You know, wolf blood makes more sense. But wolf 01:53:55.930 --> 01:53:57.710 blood is going to last 32 years in that little 01:53:57.710 --> 01:54:02.630 flask? Kind of a little bit like Tales from the 01:54:02.630 --> 01:54:05.770 Crypt Demon Knight. You know, like as you put 01:54:05.770 --> 01:54:08.630 the blood around the step, you know, to seal 01:54:08.630 --> 01:54:13.579 the way. It's that address, so we can speculate 01:54:13.579 --> 01:54:16.300 until Andy Sedaris comes home. This is rough. 01:54:16.960 --> 01:54:21.560 Well, so what did you think of the finale, or 01:54:21.560 --> 01:54:24.220 your part of the end of the movie, and did you 01:54:24.220 --> 01:54:29.880 clock the last line? Yeah, so the good guys win 01:54:29.880 --> 01:54:33.880 in both fights, I guess, and our good guys in 01:54:33.880 --> 01:54:39.149 our view, right, Tina? Oh, okay. Subjected. Okay, 01:54:39.189 --> 01:54:44.789 Lou and Tina, or Wolf Cop and Tina triumph in 01:54:44.789 --> 01:54:47.010 their battles over the shapeshifters who are 01:54:47.010 --> 01:54:49.350 dispatched for good. But the scene where, so 01:54:49.350 --> 01:54:52.409 there's a distraction, and Tina gets the sword 01:54:52.409 --> 01:54:57.949 and stabs the chief through the back, and the 01:54:57.949 --> 01:55:00.770 sword comes out the front of him. Yeah. And he 01:55:00.770 --> 01:55:03.369 turns to her and says, big mistake, and he holds 01:55:03.369 --> 01:55:06.029 onto her and slowly pushes himself into her, 01:55:06.109 --> 01:55:08.640 stabbing her. Yeah. With the sword sticking. 01:55:08.800 --> 01:55:11.119 I thought that was like, I'm like, oh, my God. 01:55:11.180 --> 01:55:14.020 It was pretty gruesome. That's a baller move. 01:55:14.319 --> 01:55:19.140 But so intimate and intense. That was like, because 01:55:19.140 --> 01:55:21.260 you could just feel, I mean, the sound of it, 01:55:21.359 --> 01:55:23.359 like, cutting into her guts. And it was just 01:55:23.359 --> 01:55:26.399 like, oh. Sound design, too. Really good. All 01:55:26.399 --> 01:55:29.159 the pieces really came together

super well. Yeah. 01:55:29.460 --> 01:55:32.140 Yeah, that was pretty crazy. So, yeah, they both 01:55:32.140 --> 01:55:35.960 get killed. Good guys win. I guess we're a speed 01:55:35.960 --> 01:55:38.840 racer into the end here. Last line of the movie? 01:55:39.520 --> 01:55:42.079 There's actually three because you can't do the 01:55:42.079 --> 01:55:46.020 last line without the two preceding. What's lingering 01:55:46.020 --> 01:55:49.340 for you, buddy? Let me turn the page here. Inquiring 01:55:49.340 --> 01:55:52.680 minds want to know. Little Bob Seger a la Metallica. 01:55:53.439 --> 01:56:00.340 Turn the page. I could use a drink. I could use 01:56:00.340 --> 01:56:03.619 a hospital because she was the scene I just mentioned. 01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:07.939 Okay, two stops. Which is funny as hell. And 01:56:07.939 --> 01:56:09.579 you know what stop he's going to make first, 01:56:09.699 --> 01:56:11.680 right? He's going to stop and drink. He's going 01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:17.500 to get a drink first. Are you interested in the... 01:56:17.500 --> 01:56:24.140 Yes. It may be kind of anticlimactic, but the 01:56:24.140 --> 01:56:29.340 credits end and you see the dog abuser come out 01:56:29.340 --> 01:56:33.020 of his house and his dog's in a little dog house 01:56:33.020 --> 01:56:36.199 and the dog is barking. Dog abuser comes down 01:56:36.199 --> 01:56:40.079 yelling at the dog. And then you hear off screen 01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:45.220 some wolf cop standing there. And then wolf cop 01:56:45.220 --> 01:56:47.739 looks in the camera and it says wolf cop dot 01:56:47.739 --> 01:56:53.420 com. Which I did not go to. Did you look at wolf 01:56:53.420 --> 01:56:55.659 cop dot com? No, not recently. Do you think they 01:56:55.659 --> 01:56:59.640 still have merch for sale? I would be totally 01:56:59.640 --> 01:57:03.640 down with wolf cop merch. Yeah. As long as it 01:57:03.640 --> 01:57:07.260 was. of good quality and you know a lot of the 01:57:07.260 --> 01:57:10.859 horror inspired t -shirts have a lot of you know 01:57:10.859 --> 01:57:13.460 ink on them and sometimes i get them and they 01:57:13.460 --> 01:57:15.960 don't last i don't know how to judge the quality 01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:18.659 sometimes and reviews can help but and they made 01:57:18.659 --> 01:57:22.260 two of them so good is quick question is the 01:57:22.260 --> 01:57:25.979 sequel it's another wolf cop is the title right 01:57:25.979 --> 01:57:29.100 yeah wolf cop 2 another wolf cop is it better 01:57:29.100 --> 01:57:31.340 than the first is it good is it worth watching 01:57:31.340 --> 01:57:33.810 yeah It's worth watching. It's super fun. And 01:57:33.810 --> 01:57:37.670 the cover, the traditional cover, is inspired 01:57:37.670 --> 01:57:41.569 by the Stallone classic, Cobra. No way. Yeah. 01:57:42.970 --> 01:57:46.170 I don't. It's the exact same cover. I don't deal 01:57:46.170 --> 01:57:50.529 with psychos. I eliminate them. There were some 01:57:50.529

--> 01:57:53.430 people who didn't like the movie. And I know 01:57:53.430 --> 01:57:55.390 with a lot of mine. Well, all three of them can 01:57:55.390 --> 01:57:58.789 go fuck themselves. There were a few more than 01:57:58.789 --> 01:58:00.729 that, but not as many as I would have maybe thought. 01:58:00.850 --> 01:58:05.569 And a lot of the reviews weren't super snarky. 01:58:05.670 --> 01:58:09.170 They were well -written. Doesn't this kind of 01:58:09.170 --> 01:58:11.670 have a cult status, culty -like status to it? 01:58:11.689 --> 01:58:13.750 Yeah, and the way that they made it, again, it's 01:58:13.750 --> 01:58:16.470 made with a lot of heart. That's just the kind 01:58:16.470 --> 01:58:20.109 of stuff that we're drawn to. But I just really 01:58:20.109 --> 01:58:22.770 laugh out loud watching the movie. I think it's 01:58:22.770 --> 01:58:26.949 cleverly done. And I could, you know, like... 01:58:27.039 --> 01:58:28.899 It could be a couple minutes longer. There's 01:58:28.899 --> 01:58:31.199 a couple. I could use, you know, some more Willie, 01:58:31.319 --> 01:58:34.420 to be honest. Some of those scenes. You could 01:58:34.420 --> 01:58:37.460 use that. Take that any way you want to, right, 01:58:37.579 --> 01:58:41.020 Willie? I could use some more Willie. All right, 01:58:41.060 --> 01:58:45.000 so I did find a. Oh, sorry. I was kind of going 01:58:45.000 --> 01:58:47.779 to be away from it for there. You just yelled 01:58:47.779 --> 01:58:53.850 in my face. I did find a bad review. A? Yeah, 01:58:53.869 --> 01:58:57.210 this is one to share. And I will say the good 01:58:57.210 --> 01:59:00.850 review is a doozy. It's super fun. Okay, let's 01:59:00.850 --> 01:59:04.909 do it. All right, so bad review, two out of ten. 01:59:05.510 --> 01:59:11.310 Oh, well, it's that one. Well, there must be 01:59:11.310 --> 01:59:14.609 some pretty desperate viewers. Well, Saskatchewan 01:59:14.609 --> 01:59:16.729 is the source local for most everyone involved. 01:59:16.970 --> 01:59:19.789 It goes a long ways to explain my despair over 01:59:19.789 --> 01:59:23.489 script, acting, props, prosthetics. Fantasy can 01:59:23.489 --> 01:59:25.850 have its own reality in the viewer's mind, but 01:59:25.850 --> 01:59:28.050 tossing out junk that makes no sense like this 01:59:28.050 --> 01:59:32.869 film does strains credulity to no end. One. And 01:59:32.869 --> 01:59:34.750 there's a list of things here. Okay, here we 01:59:34.750 --> 01:59:39.470 go. Taking umbrage with. One. One. Several hundred 01:59:39.470 --> 01:59:42.109 -year -old Satanist -style peoples that can instantly, 01:59:42.310 --> 01:59:44.470 and I mean instantly, change from one sex to 01:59:44.470 --> 01:59:47.069 another, or from really young to really old. 01:59:47.189 --> 01:59:49.489 Some trick. I'll have whatever they're having. 01:59:50.109 --> 01:59:52.130 Why do those stories always take place in some 01:59:52.130 --> 01:59:54.770 other way hole in the wall? If I had

those powers, 01:59:54.930 --> 01:59:58.810 I wouldn't be stuck in remote Saskatchewan. I 01:59:58.810 --> 02:00:02.130 guess I did say that earlier. Sorry. Yeah, but 02:00:02.130 --> 02:00:05.050 you would draw attention to yourself. Two. Wolfman, 02:00:05.250 --> 02:00:08.069 who almost instantly sheds, peels off his human 02:00:08.069 --> 02:00:10.449 skin, just leaves it hanging loose on the ground. 02:00:10.970 --> 02:00:14.109 To show a wolf growing inside, then just as quickly, 02:00:14.210 --> 02:00:17.119 when the moon is just right, suddenly... Has 02:00:17.119 --> 02:00:19.739 the human skin and all functional muscles, organs 02:00:19.739 --> 02:00:23.859 in perfect original order. Did that make sense 02:00:23.859 --> 02:00:28.619 as I read that? Yeah. I don't know why you would 02:00:28.619 --> 02:00:30.739 have an issue with that whenever your wolf man 02:00:30.739 --> 02:00:37.140 movie is like that. Three. Somehow as a wolf, 02:00:38.659 --> 02:00:44.079 he still likes booze and can talk. Sure. Acting, 02:00:44.180 --> 02:00:46.939 dialogue, just as sparse as the storyline. Most 02:00:46.939 --> 02:00:49.439 actors have TV series, shorts, and movies no 02:00:49.439 --> 02:00:51.300 one has ever heard of as the sum total of their 02:00:51.300 --> 02:00:54.220 acting resumes. Not to disparage honest work 02:00:54.220 --> 02:00:56.380 to pay the bills, but let's not overstate the 02:00:56.380 --> 02:00:59.439 hyperbole. Five. Obviously cheap to make, so 02:00:59.439 --> 02:01:01.079 there must be a sequel coming up to brighten 02:01:01.079 --> 02:01:07.819 the cabin fever. Cheetos beer. Yeah. Lose the 02:01:07.819 --> 02:01:13.819 gitch. Lose your gitch for science. Lose your 02:01:13.819 --> 02:01:16.340 gitch for science. Oh, my God. All right. This 02:01:16.340 --> 02:01:20.680 is a doozy, and hang on. 10 out of 10. Spoiler. 02:01:20.859 --> 02:01:23.460 From the opening growl to its closing grunt, 02:01:23.520 --> 02:01:25.779 this film is a masterpiece to end all masterpieces 02:01:25.779 --> 02:01:28.880 regarding movies concerning alcoholic lycanthropes. 02:01:29.020 --> 02:01:34.960 Oh, okay. Wolf spoilers. We establish ASA freaking 02:01:34.960 --> 02:01:38.520 P that the hero is a drunk. He wakes up with 02:01:38.520 --> 02:01:40.939 a naked chick, something all of us alcoholics 02:01:40.939 --> 02:01:43.340 far too often do. It's the price we pay, fellas. 02:01:43.520 --> 02:01:46.819 To find a half -full beer, from the night before 02:01:46.819 --> 02:01:49.539 on a table, and he drains it, hell yes. He's 02:01:49.539 --> 02:01:52.779 a cop, a drunk cop. If you pulled the lycanthropy 02:01:52.779 --> 02:01:54.720 out of this movie, it wouldn't be Wolf Cop, but 02:01:54.720 --> 02:01:57.180 instead would be Drunk Cop. But a better title 02:01:57.180 --> 02:01:59.600 would be Scenery Chewing Drunk. This guy's a 02:01:59.600 --> 02:02:01.859 walking, talking, smelling, farting cliche to 02:02:01.859 --> 02:02:04.720 end all cliches, right down to his Batman henchman 02:02:04.720 --> 02:02:07.560 five o 'clock shadow. That's a deep reference. 02:02:08.119 --> 02:02:11.079 Anyway, who can top the scene where he walks 02:02:11.079 --> 02:02:14.119 to his car and somehow drops his piece? That's 02:02:14.119 --> 02:02:16.699 a gun for you hippies. And since it's sliding 02:02:16.699 --> 02:02:19.020 under the car, that was so real that for a moment 02:02:19.020 --> 02:02:20.899 I thought, did they just cut to real footage 02:02:20.899 --> 02:02:23.300 of a Detroit cop from another vehicle's dash 02:02:23.300 --> 02:02:29.140 cam? Brilliant. This guy's all over it. How can 02:02:29.140 --> 02:02:31.979 you top that? You cannot. Wait! Hold the phone 02:02:31.979 --> 02:02:34.260 you can. As he is driving, he has to pull over, 02:02:34.359 --> 02:02:37.079 open the door, and vomit on the ground. I had 02:02:37.079 --> 02:02:40.979 an Oscargasm at this moment. De Niro. Pacino. 02:02:41.470 --> 02:02:45.210 Cruz. Yahoo serious. Suck on it. You've all been 02:02:45.210 --> 02:02:48.189 owned. Okay, so he gets to the police station, 02:02:48.369 --> 02:02:50.810 and this is when the drinking I was doing to 02:02:50.810 --> 02:02:56.789 keep up with him took its tool. I just have little 02:02:56.789 --> 02:03:00.529 snapshot memories from here on out. Hashtag wolf 02:03:00.529 --> 02:03:05.930 penis. Hashtag boobies. Hashtag ripped off face 02:03:05.930 --> 02:03:09.090 used as a hilarious mask. Hashtag lots of drinking. 02:03:09.650 --> 02:03:14.109 Hashtag reptile aliens. Hashtag, what am I doing? 02:03:15.050 --> 02:03:18.289 Hashtag peeing blood. It was a hash bash of hashtaggery 02:03:18.289 --> 02:03:20.829 worth moments. I found that once this movie ended, 02:03:20.909 --> 02:03:23.270 I learned a few valuable lessons about life in 02:03:23.270 --> 02:03:27.289 a lycanthropic town. One, don't let hot women 02:03:27.289 --> 02:03:29.449 buy you forward to six shots at a time unless 02:03:29.449 --> 02:03:34.569 you know their motives. Yes. No, you don't agree. 02:03:34.750 --> 02:03:37.050 You would do it. Two, a Mohawk light on your 02:03:37.050 --> 02:03:39.579 tricked out cop car would be awesome. Three, 02:03:39.699 --> 02:03:42.319 don't try to match a movie cliche character drink 02:03:42.319 --> 02:03:45.859 for drink. Four, don't become a werewolf. Your 02:03:45.859 --> 02:03:48.640 wolf cock is the first to change. Also, that 02:03:48.640 --> 02:03:50.680 would make a great death metal band, Wolf Cock, 02:03:50.819 --> 02:03:54.939 or is it already? Five, Boober is flat out the 02:03:54.939 --> 02:03:57.340 best name for a porn magazine ever. This needs 02:03:57.340 --> 02:04:00.460 to exist in real life. Six, I would totally do 02:04:00.460 --> 02:04:02.560 shots, but not six or more in a row brought by 02:04:02.560 --> 02:04:04.640 a tricky woman in a bar called The Tooth and 02:04:04.640 --> 02:04:07.750 Nail. Seven, the sequel title has the same font 02:04:07.750 --> 02:04:10.630 as Wolfen 2, so this means I am in. It's a lock, 02:04:10.670 --> 02:04:12.890 fellas, or was it Howling 2? Either way, I'm 02:04:12.890 --> 02:04:15.449 in. It's on Netflix. Fire this one up and check 02:04:15.449 --> 02:04:18.529 it out. It's wolftastic. It contains many wolf 02:04:18.529 --> 02:04:25.130 nanigans. Wow. Yeah, pretty fun. Yeah. He had 02:04:25.130 --> 02:04:27.050 some intelligence behind it, so that was pretty 02:04:27.050 --> 02:04:29.949 cool. You can see him on Tubi right now, by the 02:04:29.949 --> 02:04:32.069 way, both of them. There's a lot of reviews that 02:04:32.069 --> 02:04:35.810 are done well like that. I won't do that always, 02:04:35.930 --> 02:04:39.350 but that would be cool. He listed them out. Hashtag, 02:04:39.350 --> 02:04:42.149 do you know what? Somebody remix what I hashtag. 02:04:42.609 --> 02:04:46.609 I think the reptile aliens kind of got you. Hashtag? 02:04:47.029 --> 02:04:49.550 Hashtag? Hashtag. I should have rehearsed. This 02:04:49.550 --> 02:04:52.310 is bullshit. Should all get your money back. 02:04:52.329 --> 02:04:56.130 On the fly. Should all get your money back. Jesus. 02:04:56.729 --> 02:04:59.909 Well, I assure you that my next pick, which I 02:04:59.909 --> 02:05:03.149 have selected and is a bit of a surprise, is 02:05:03.149 --> 02:05:06.210 not wolf based. So I don't know if yours is. 02:05:06.350 --> 02:05:08.869 I don't really mind because we could maybe do 02:05:08.869 --> 02:05:12.050 wolf movies for like the next nine. Okay. But 02:05:12.050 --> 02:05:14.310 I don't plan to do one. So if you plan to do 02:05:14.310 --> 02:05:16.810 one, that is cool. But again, thank you for doing 02:05:16.810 --> 02:05:19.909 this one. That was fun. It is a fun movie, right? 02:05:19.989 --> 02:05:23.890 Yeah. All right. You can borrow the DVD, Blu 02:05:23.890 --> 02:05:26.369 -ray, or whatever. Who cares? The second one? 02:05:26.470 --> 02:05:29.170 If you want, because that's the two -pack. I 02:05:29.170 --> 02:05:32.319 fully endorse buying the... Two -pack Blu -ray 02:05:32.319 --> 02:05:34.180 that includes both movies. I think it's called 02:05:34.180 --> 02:05:37.039 The Wolf Pack. The Wolf Pack. On Amazon. Amazon. 02:05:37.420 --> 02:05:40.659 There we go. Fuck you, The Hangover. Fuck you, 02:05:40.779 --> 02:05:43.600 The Hangover. This is The Wolf Pack. Here's what 02:05:43.600 --> 02:05:46.960 we do. We go start a magazine, hard copy magazine 02:05:46.960 --> 02:05:51.979 called Boober. Oh, boy. And walk around in bathrobes 02:05:51.979 --> 02:05:55.039 with a pipe. Yeah, that feels like a nice lifestyle. 02:05:55.619 --> 02:05:59.579 Nice and comfy. Well, hey, Todd. That's right. 02:06:00.159 --> 02:06:15.659 We'll always have Monte Doro. You'll love it. 02:06:15.699 --> 02:06:28.220 It's just a little independent. You're going 02:06:28.220 --> 02:06:48.750 to love it. It's like I'm introducing a movie 02:06:48.750 --> 02:06:49.069 to you.