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Speaker 1: Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
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Speaker 2: Now, I've mentioned this a number of times, that I had a puffy left labia.
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Speaker 1: If you remember. I do remember. Amazing.
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Speaker 2: It was flooded with some sort of.
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Speaker 1: Liquid or, you know, filling. Was it puffy?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was liquid filled. Oh.
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Speaker 1: I could feel it. It wasn't air. A little water balloon. It wasn't like a blister.
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Speaker 2: Like a little pump. It was a liquid filled puff.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, I went to my guy now, Churn.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Churn Lowe. Churn Lowe, who we love. How does the song go? Churn Lowe. Pick it up slow. Moving all around.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Churn low. Churn low.
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Speaker 2: Churn low. Anyway, so I went to churn low and I said, puffy left lip, babes. And she said, let's get her, wrap my eyes around that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I'd had a cyst removed, was it a year ago? If you remember Taco Tuesday, I had that cyst surgery.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because they only do the surgeries on Tuesday, which is wild.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was trying to work out why it was all sort of happening on the left. And she was like, you haven't had an MRI on your poussoir, so let's get one of those bogged. Oh, Jesus. Got it. The MRI on my pelvis, female pelvis MRI. And I got the images back. And now I love an MRI.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry. Oh, I don't want to see a flap. No, no, you're not going to see much.
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Speaker 2: But it's, you know, it's through my pelvis.
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Speaker 1: I feel like this is a little invasive. It does feel like an overstep. I remember last time you showed, that was when we saw shadow flaps.
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Speaker 2: When I had an x-ray of my pelvis to see what was causing my knee damage. And yeah, I was showing the bones and you could see flaps.
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Speaker 1: If you were in charge of the x-ray machine and a hot guy came in.
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Speaker 2: You'd have a little look.
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Speaker 1: Would you have a look?
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Speaker 2: This feels a little.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. No, Hayley, that's entirely. Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 2: It's inside.
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Speaker 1: Entirely. I saw the whole thing because you were scanning in and out. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. I saw the mound. I've got to wait at some stage. Yeah. It's really interesting.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, I was looking through this.
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Speaker 1: Puffy little puss over there. Yeah, puffy little puss. Please don't say that again. Please don't. I wish I hadn't said it the first time.
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Speaker 2: And you see on the left, it's slightly puffier.
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Speaker 1: So I'll take your word for it. I'm not looking.
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Speaker 2: So I was scrolling through and you guys have seen shadow flaps and now you've seen sort of really the inner workings of the muscle and whatnot. And I was scrolling through and I was trying to work out a bit with the boyfriend. I was like, what's that? It's my poos, wasn't it?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Poos is always in there, isn't it? Amazing. Fucking mortifying, isn't it? You know, like. Yeah, but they're medical professionals. They're used to that. No, Mike, my boyfriend.
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Speaker 2: I was showing him going like this.
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Speaker 1: So you haven't shat in front of him, but your shit has been in front of him.
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Speaker 2: He's seen the internal inner workings of my log.
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Speaker 1: He's seen the clothes before it comes out. Now, I think, do you know who needs to get an MRI?
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Speaker 2: Vaughn, because we've got a theory that he has one endless log of shit from throat to asshole that he keeps sort of knocking off.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is why he has to go to the toilet for like two hours at a time. I just like to sit in there. I've got some games I like to play.
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Speaker 2: You've just got to be careful when you're scanning through your MRI images because.
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Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. Yeah, there's all.
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Speaker 2: Sorts in there. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Once I remember that old man that I saw in that line at the airport, like at the start of the year, he was showing the guy his... because he beeped in the machine show. Oh, he's got a metal something. See your whole bloody doodle. You see everything, mate.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You can see it all. That's why you've got to be really careful when you post your x-rays online. Yeah. Because Andy Murray did that. Andy Murray. I was going to say there's a tennis player that put them up, eh? And you can see his penis. Was his schlong.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You can just see it like just sleeping to the side. Well, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Be careful of MRIs as well then because everything that's inside of you is in this image.