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M Yeah, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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And welcome back to the Action Addicts podcast. Oh there's
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no meaning. The Violence Conductor aka Lord of Violence of
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the Austin.
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Atchafess and I'm Eric Eretick, also known as Generally Irritable.
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That's what the name of my podcast is, generally irritble,
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because that's what I'm known for being irritable.
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Not well maybe today.
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You know, you know, it's a little bit of a
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role reversal today, ladies and gentlemen. Uh and not in
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the way that you might be thinking if you've got
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uh uh a political brain. Uh No, not those kind
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of role reversals. The role reversal is me not hating
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it and uh not wanting to trash it, which is
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normally how I feel with movies nowadays. I mean, I'm cynical.
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It's I'm cynical, ladies and gentlemen. That's why the it's
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why it's called generally irritable.
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I mean, yeah, but I don't We're not we don't
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want to spoil too much you on your Instagram. Yes, okay,
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we're not gonna we're gonna belabor the point and take
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too much time today.
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We're gonna take time.
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Time.
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We're gonna take so much.
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Time, got too much going on.
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It's late, We're gonna take all the time.
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I'm gonna go to sleep very soon, so we're not
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gonna get into it. So, as you've seen, we're talking
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about Jurassic.
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Park, the new Jurassic Park, Jurassic World rebirth. Wow, this
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is a for generally irritable audience that's tuning in right now. Corey.
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I see you, bro, what's up? How's Vermont? Probably terrible?
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I love you, bro. How's your lady? Have you married
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her yet?
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Oh?
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You said not to take very long. For generally irritable viewers,
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this is not you know, this is not really political.
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This is just me having some fun doing a movie review.
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So just so you know, expect silliness. It's late, I'm tired.
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All right. So the plot of this movie, let's just
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start there. What did you think? Can you summarize the movie?
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I mean, you know, it's it's every Jurassic Park movie.
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Evil corporation wants bleeding, are scientist and soldiers to go
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recover DNA, and then most everybody dies except for the
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main characters. I mean, yeah, it's Washeran's repeat I mean,
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and I'm not saying that like I'm hating. It's a
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tried and true formula for the franchise. So why change
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Why would you even change the ending? Why would you
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change the ending like how the hero saves the innocent children?
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Why would it be any different than the first movie?
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Why not just make it exactly the same?
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Watching uh Rise of Skywalk whatever the movie called, it's
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basically the same. Yeah, I will, I will say that
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it's not a tremendously original plot. Yeah, and Scarlet, you know,
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scar Joe does what she can with it. They try
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to ask some death.
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To the characters.
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I didn't hate it.
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I actually okay, So for any negative thing that I say,
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y'all in all sincerity, I had a great time at
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this movie. There was a bunch of like, oh well
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that was convenient, but overall, and you know, some of
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the CG I wasn't great, But overall it was fun.
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It was energetic. It you know, you had your jump
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scares and then the heights scare, which I mean, you
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know just what I don't like the heights. The heights
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like every Tom Cruise movie now where they have to
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be hanging off the edge of a clip it just
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like it. I get the butterflies.
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Okay, well I didn't mind that stuff. Ye. I will
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say most of it was well acted. Yeah, in the beginning,
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it starts off like a straight up horror movie, which
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was like, okay, that was a weird tone for the
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beginning of this film, because you know, these films aren't
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true horror movies. Well, you're never
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gonna see like somebody's
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mom typically die gruesome. The kids aren't gonna pass away,
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so these aren't horror movies in the truest sense. But
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it definitely starts off kind of dark, and I was like, ooh,
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that was a lot.
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Yeah. Well, and I just it's PG thirteen, you know what.
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I guess I didn't really think about that going into it.
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If it's PG thirteen, then it's meant for younger people
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to be able to do.
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None of the Jurassic Parks ever tremendously adult, and they
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always have kids play a prominent role. I will say
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the children in this movie made me angry.
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Oh I wanted to slap them.
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I'm I'm having a recurrent theme when I watch movies
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now where there's unruly children who don't follow like instructions.
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And then people die and it's their fault.
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And then there's no consequence. They don't learn that lesson
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from that. That really annoys me. Like there's a part
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where the family is like hiding in. The little girl
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is like trying to feed a dinosaur while they're being
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attacked by other dinosaurs.
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You don't know. Oh, it's an herbivore because it's eating grass.
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Get out of here.
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Weird.
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Do you know what an omnivore is?
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It could have weird fun guy on it. There's a
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bunch of things that are so or something And I
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don't want to spoiler. This is still relatively new movies,
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so I'm really trying like a lot of the moments
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of the movie, but.
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All my sound effects are rubbed off.
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Sorry, I don't want to tell you about that. But
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the point is I don't want to give away too
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much give it and I don't want to spoil it
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for people, because it is worth.
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Watching in movies, it's a very good movie.
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I don't think this is the kind of thing. I
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don't think this is the kind of thing that you
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want to watch at home. Go to the theater, so
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it's it's worth the normal admission fee. It's pretty accessible.
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You could take the family. There's no worries. It doesn't
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get into anything weird or I don't know if my
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kids can be here. That was to be.
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That was not a sex It's a dinosaur sex scene.
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It was nice.
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I was like, of course, there has to be there.
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They weren't even it was not all that.
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Were coming out and stuff.
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It looks that does not mean that. No, it's not
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what they were. It was a relation and ship between
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a male dinosaur and a woman dinosaur. And when you
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have when a male of dinosaur loves a woman dinosaur,
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you know he'll fight his friend. If she puts him down,
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he puts her down. You know what I'm saying here.
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It was a love yeah.
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Yeah, so.
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Ridiculous, so that that part was fun. I will say,
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there's a boyfriend in this movie who is the comic relief.
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Yeah he was.
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He definitely steals the show and a lot of yo,
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a lot of scenes yo. Okay, so in the beginning
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you want him to get punch in the mouth.
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He's got a good character.
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They make him a real loser, real loser.
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Yeah yeah, so they dig therein Sorry I'm distracted, my
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kiddy cat came in and come here buddy, you guys, Yeah,
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super funny. There is you know the thing that often
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makes because he probably just got attacked by the black cat.
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I think he told me not to talk about it.
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But you guys, we have aggressive neighborhood cats. Come here
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with little munchkin. He's only like four pounds full of grown.
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We're not talking about the cat, okay. So in the
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thing about comedy usually that makes it so delightful is
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the subversion of expectations. So that's what makes the punchline
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a punchy. And so he has some really great, just
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ridiculous lines. Uh that you would you were not expecting
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all. Ben, I'm worried about the cat. You have
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to be paying attention while I worry about the cat.
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And he looks into the mudroom. Let me double check
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if the cat's in there.
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Well, we will see. We'll see what's happening. But also
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in the chat, everybody, let us know you dogs.
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You know now, I'm gonna go.
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Check. What are you doing.
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I'm checking to see if that dang cat is out there.
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He's not. He's looking out the door looking all worried.
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He's not. I don't think he goes in that room.
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So yeah, the point is that we have a bunch
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of neighborhood pharal cats that we have to convinced to
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not come here anymore because they're causing problems with our
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actual cats.
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Ladies and gentlemen. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna have words
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with that cat.
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Yeah.
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Anyway I think is asking about jumping in.
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This is not a coach strip. You could drop some comments,
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but this we'll do something later. We can let people
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jump in and out, but we don't have time to
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do that today. This won't be this long, but I
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appreciate you on the next one. If you shoot us
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an email, well we will figure it out. Ye send
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us a message and we'll talk about it out. But
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the whole thing is that there are some people you
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genuinely dislike in this movie. Oh yeah, there's a couple
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of people who their arc is you're supposed to genuinely
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dislike them. Yes, and they did a good job of that.
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All the acting was good. Marshall Li Marshela, I never,
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I never correctly.
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I can't be helpful, so we will, we will. He
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did a great job good acting.
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Blade. Blade was in the movie, and he he was,
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he was okay. They tried to do some depth there,
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some building with him and Scarjoe, and that was okay.
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It was okay.
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Tried to give some backstory in.
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Him a little bit, a little bit. They wanted you
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to care about the main characters, which is appreciated, and
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and I mean how much you know. One of the
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critiques that I've heard a lot online is, oh, there
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wasn't enough character development, Like how much character development should
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there have been? And do you really need when it's
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a popcorn movie? You know, like, I'm not this is
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not Schindler's List? What's what's the long with Morgan Freeman?
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That old one that is really good, that's like shosh,
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this is not Shawshank Redemptions, Like, I'm not going.
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Where you were trying to take you.
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No, I'm saying like I'm not going to this movie
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looking for Oscar winning performances. I'm going looking it's a
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popcorn movie. Is it fun? Is it entertaining? Is it not?
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Does it? Is it not? Are the mistakes so distracting
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that I can't enjoy the movie?
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And that's nothing like that, There's nothing in that it
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made you hate the movie?
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Hate everyone, And normally I feel that way after I
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watch movies lately, honestly, there's so much messaging, and there's
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the characters are so annoying, and there's so many flaws
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in the plot that you just go, oh my god.
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But this was, you know, genuinely just enjoyable. I thought
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it was fun movie.
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We had fun with it.
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Generally delightful, generally delightful instead of irritable, irritable instead of irritable. Yeah, yeah, well,
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we're gonna can we play the trailer.
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Well without the sound? I think we can get away
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with it. Oh okay, So I'm gonna play it in
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a way that is not gonna get us, okay, off
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of anything.
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So there's Scarjoe, she's the leader of the expedition, right,
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And that's the nerdy scientist that they and they make
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eyes at each other.
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Because the woman can be a scientist and.
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A woman the other. Okay. There's the evil pharmaceutical man
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in the suit, who uh uh you know, of course,
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is the terrible person always.
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The capitalist is always the terrible person in these movies, yeah,
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which is kind of always funny because they're always the
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one that actually is willing to do the thing. Yeah,
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when no one else is this just kind of a
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joke to me.
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I mean he's there doing all the same stuff with y'all,
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like just because y'all are carrying the stuff and like
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know how to navigate yea, the scene.
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Like he's on the scene. He's not just like slacking.
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He does do some There are some stuff in this
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movie that doesn't kiss me off though, because it's dumb.
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So let me give you an example. There's a part
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where they're getting out of the water. They're like in
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the jungle and it's dangerous. There's dinosaurs' all the things,
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and no one There's a guy just hanging out and
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waste deep water and I'm thinking of myself, bro, in
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a normal jungle aquatic situation. I'm getting out of the
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water as quickly as human as possible. You can't see.
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In the water, bro, I don't even like squatting in
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our no our knee high grass.
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Bro.
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We have tarantulas in our yard. Like you can't. You
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have to be like, you have to have situational weirdness
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also want to do that. This is the one thing
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I will say, this is, Oh, these.
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Things right here, these things that are on the screen
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now in joints which like get all the real action moving.
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They attack the boat because whatever. Just remember them when
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you watch the movie, because they are all of a
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sudden disinterested in attacking boats. Again, no explanation for that.
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I was like, that doesn't make any sense for him.
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They can't come into the shallows.
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It came right into the shallows. And then Money said
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they were amphibious.
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I was like, wait what.
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I also all the villain dinosaurs. We're in some kind
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of weirdo uh hyper They had the ninja perk from
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Call of Duty. Bro hear no movement.
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That I okay, here's the deal. Here is okay, here's
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what that is. The one thing I don't you're trying
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to tell me that like a whole huge behind animal
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breathing you. You don't hear the grass rustling, nothing, nothing
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in your peripheral no smell, you know nothing.
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You were in the city right where you might not
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think to be that zoned in. You are in a
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dangerous situation. Other other problem I have if you do
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a movie there's a can't scene and there's a guy
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on guard duty and he goes two miles down the
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road to piss in the trees. Let me tell you
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what you're not gonna do and what's stupid. So the
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guy is pulling guard duty and he walks off into
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the distant forest where you can't see or hear whatever's happening.
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And let me prove to you how while he's urinating,
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dinosaurs have a full blown fight, murder, and bird take
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off behind him. He never turns around. And I'm like,
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when I went to the urinal at the movie theater,
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I was watching who was around me. You're in the
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forest with no weapons, in a dinosaur land, Mike. Just
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there's panthers, snakes, spiders, all kinds of normal things that
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will murder you in the jungle, and now you're prehistoric
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predators also mutant prehistoric predators, and you're just not paying
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any attention to them at all. And then all that
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happens behind you. He's scared, and he turns like, oh, man,
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can't believe I got through that, and continues to urinate,
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you know, with the joint out for rambe, and doesn't
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turn around. It still doesn't turn around. Wow, And so
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that means that the whole time that happened, he was
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far enough away for dinosaurs to fight and not wake
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the camp up and means that the camp was totally
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unprotected while he was
doing that.
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Basically, basically, these are the things no one has a
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weapon to kill any of the actual dinosaurs, and then
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people always have these stupid conversations about well, it would
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be a sin and to kill them, why it's going
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to eat you it.
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I have a rule in nature. If you attack me,
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if you leave me alone, I'll probably leave you alone.
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We had yellow jackets and hornets for a while. I
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had to get rid of them for a party. People
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are gonna be over there that had you know they
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were allergic.
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There's a non lethal way to get correct.
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I tried. I tried very hard for an hour to
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find a way to non lethally move these boys on
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out of here. Couldn't find anything good. If you bite me,
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and you are an animal in the animal kingdom, we
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are now an animal kingdom rules right. If you don't
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bite me, we're in the human rules where I'm nice.
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If you do bite me, I'm going to assert er
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you're probably murdered.
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You gonna pass away like the black cat is.
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I don't think we're gonna do that to the cat.
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We're gonna we're gonna.
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It's time have a heart trap that you have in
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the stupid air.
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And then dump him at the pound, the pound or
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lake somewhere nowhere near our house because you know what,
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because it's not that he messed with the cats. It's
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the fact you think you come on my property and
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do what you want. I have a problem with that.
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So those are my rules with animals. If it's don't
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bother me, I don't kill them. If you bite me
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for no reason, your life becomes nothingness. Why would you
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think a giant carnivore that wants to murder you and
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hunt you and will eat any and everybody, you can't
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kill it to protect yourself. I don't understand that.
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What where's the grid? Well, I mean here's Well, we
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can't say much without giving away a bunch of things.
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Well, the point is every one of these movies has
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a guy that's like in love with the dinosaurs, and
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I'm always like, yeah, but if it's trying to.
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Bite out, But that's also think about this human beings
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anthropomoreph anthropomorph beside. Yeah, is that the right way to say?
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That's it? They we do that to everything. So yeah, we.
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So let's take the attitude of the dinosaur and put
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it on a man who has run into my home
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and is trying to eat me and my family. That
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dude has lost his will to live. And if I was,
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if you were curious about it, I know that because
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he came in here with those intentions.
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Wait, oh that's the beep. Okay, there it is.
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I'm just saying the same rule applied on a different
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day as now as Barkley says, the same rules apply
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to humans. I'm in the animal kingdom too. And what
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does an animal do if you come.
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In and this is like and the and then like
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you know people people like interacting with little Oh look
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it's a dinosaur. That thing is going to murder you.
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Bro.
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You don't know what it's salmonila? Bro? Like what they grow?
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Gross?
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Sorry? Who I thought about that too.
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You don't know what kind of fungus is on that thing?
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Dude, historic, it's a wild animal. It's wild, that's what?
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Like?
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Even what is that? What? The dude that had the
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tiger that the no, the yes, the dude who got
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eight by his tiger because it was like trying to
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protect him, like, bro, that it.
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Yeah, fucts. It sucks it sucks.
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So don't do that, y'all. Don't get out of the car,
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drive through so many stick your hand in the in
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the gate. Now at the zoo, don't do that.
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All the videos are people like getting thrown by bulls,
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charged by bears because they're out trying to pet.
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Them,
being dumb. Why dude, goats are vicious.
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And I don't want them to put those animals down
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because the animals didn't do anything wrong.
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But because you're dumb, You're dumb. You're gonna see now
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we sound like the tree huggers.
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But the thing is in nature, in the wild. If
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I gotta do something and the animals there, you attack me. Bro,
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we gotta go by the rules of the jungle. You
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gotta catch these hands. It's gonna be whatever it is.
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So what I'm saying, so so yeah, I see your
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see And he said, I just came in. It's a
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Jurassic movie. Good overall, it's good. Here's the thing. We're
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nitpicking because they did some horror movie maneuvers. The sound
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of the things don't make any noise. They got the
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Ninja perpind They people just make stupid mistakes. The children
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never listen almost.
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Ever, okay, wait, hold on, why this is nitpicking in general?
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Is actually good?
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Explain to me why so many children are in movies nowadays.
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Because it makes people connect with the sense of wonder.
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Is it that sounds stupid? Is it because it has
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to raise the steaks? Is it because you're trying to
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make it? Kids want to do it. It's it's like
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a merch opportunity.
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It gets the kids to come to Eminem's altoids.
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I bet you that little yellow dinald some kind of licorice,
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some kind of lickoric. Your placements were on point.
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Oh, she said. She hopes the t Rex features heavily.
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Now all right, I will say you saw the best
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part of the t Rex in the trailer. I'm gonna
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spoil this one part.
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Because don't do it.
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Yeah, I'm gonna spoil this one part, but lightly there
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is it What brings upon the tea Wax swimming in
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the water chasing them is they're trying to get to
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a boat and there's like a doc and the girl
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is dragging this inflatable boat. Now, mind you, there's a
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t
Rex sleeping twenty feet over there and she's just
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dragging it across the pier making all kinds of noise
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that she can tell she's scared. Right then you have
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to pull a thing to deploy the raft.
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It's like alp so she but like does it immediately.
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So she does it, and it's loud in front of
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the tracks, and you're.
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Just like, what what is your move as you is
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your hope that it's not going to wake up?
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What is your handicap that would cause you to think
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that that makes sense?
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Oh?
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It it can only see with the light. It's daylight.
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I mean, I don't don't.
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Next to its face. It's a t reck with the water.
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Swims very slow moving water.
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She gets across the water herself. She walks and swims
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a little bit. That means it's shallow enough for the
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giant t rex to stand in it. And they try
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to outrun it on the river with paddles on a
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slow moving river in a tight space. You have to
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be a moron to think that that plan would work.
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Could have just waited.
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It's so here's and that's there is a lot of
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things where oh that was convenient for this storyline or.
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Also weaponry designed to kill anything realistic. Remember I'm just
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saying this is constant in every one of the Jurassic
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Park movies and every.
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Whole they have to take it in alive. They need
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the live You.
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Need the live DNA of the thing you're looking for,
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not every other murderous creature on the real And so
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my point is that whenever you watch these movies, they
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never come equip to do real damage to the opponent.
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It's like the U in Star Trek. You know the
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Federation rule about not interfering.
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With They kill people in Star Trek.
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No, you gotta just move on.
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That's that's not They actually do shoot things.
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Nope, Nope, Yes they
do. Nope. The Federation has never
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done anything wrong in the history of all time. Nope.
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Its existence is real.
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Joke. I'm literally don't.
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The whole existence is.
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Your existence is great, and I'm super glad that you're
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my husband. Now here's the deal, y'all. It's worth going
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to see this movie. No matter how much Ben hates it.
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I don't hate it. I think it's worth watching. So
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mad It's just you have to you have to look
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at it the way you look at a horror movie.
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When the girl runs to the table the banana let
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me finish, she runs the table and there's a banana
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or gun and she's and she picks up the banana
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and runs out the door. There's a lot of banana
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picking up happening in this movie, and it will annoy you.
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That is not a thing that has ever happened.
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Also, every movie I've ever watched in the history of
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movies just about has children who've clearly never been disciplined
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in the type of family that I came from. That's
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all I'm gonna say about it. They're unruly children. They
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don't follow directions, they jeopardize the whole mission, and they're
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entitled to adults. I don't I was not raised like that.
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I don't understand those kids.
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Wild wild a lot of movies recently with children in
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them being stupid. Yeah, I want, I want one? Was it?
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James mcilvoy What? No? What is it? Oh, it's the
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one that's the remake of the Asian movie Strangers or something.
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It was. No, it's not Strangers. It's the dude. It's
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gonna make me so mad.
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I have no idea what movie he's talking about, y'all.
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I can't.
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James McAvoy stars in it, Okay, does it speak no Evil?
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It might be speak No Evil. Yes, and the little
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girl in that movie generates so many problems. She needed
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to go back for her her her stuffed animal or something,
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and because of that, her parents have to like fight
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for their life. It's this whole situation.
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Yeah, you know what, you know what? No, bro sorry,
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you're learner. Really stuffed animal is gone. Bye bye, Let
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that go. I'm not dying for your sacred toy.
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We'll get you another toy.
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No, you'll never have a toy ever again.
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For making a stupid suggestion and willing to put our
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lives in danger.
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And you get no more to you get you your
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k privileges, homework, chores, that physical exercise. That's it, broccoli.
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Totally violent, totally.
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That's all we got. Look, the action was pretty good.
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Action was fun. The chase scenes will get you on
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the edge of your seat. There's a lot of repelling
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and military stuff. I don't believe Scarjo is as good.
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Is it trying to make us believe she is. But
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she is competent. I believe that she did some specops.
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I don't think she's like the top tier operator they're
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trying to make you believe she is. Yeah, way too
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underprepared for the mission for that to be the case,
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just not ready. So yeah, it's definitely a must view. Yes,
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you should definitely check it out. Tanta Greek knows you
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will enjoy it. There's a lot of fun. If we
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hated it, we definitely would have told you.
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And definitely go see it in the theater, like go
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in if you can, you know, one with good surround
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sound and good size screen. It just it's one of
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those movies that has great visuals and great sound effects
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and it's worth paying the money to go to the theater.
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We went today. Is it like half price day or something?
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Tickets were only five fifty I don't remember for a
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for a new release movie. So go see it. Go
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see if there's like a discount day. Usually movie theaters
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have discount days on Tuesdays and or Wednesdays because those
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are slow days. So yeah, just a tip.
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Yeah, it's definitely where you're watching again, it's all we
got.
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We're gonna close it out. Remember August the eighth through
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tenth austin Action Fast is coming up. We are doing
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a lot of good things. You're gonna have a lot
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of fun. This is crazy Friday Night. We're doing screening
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of No Richie No Surrender one and three. Keith Battalion
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Keith Strandberg are both gonna be in attendance.
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That's gonna be fun.
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You guys, big big Hollywood movie action stars.
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Work with Jean Von Championship Martial Art guys.
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Yeah, it's a whole thing. It's the whole thing. We
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have a couple of other things. Then Ja Kill Face
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a play as well, a couple other things from local
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local app talent. Then we have some zero latency gaming
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after party situation, be a lot of fun, little mix
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and mingle, and then Saturday screenings panels, okay Screeningsit panels
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at Galaxy Theater, So a little bit of networking, an
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award ceremony. It'll be brief. It's all about showing those
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projects we will have. Actually, Keith Batali and Stromberg will
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be talking on the panel with the illustrious Janelle Vaiala.
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Smith Wait wait oh wait.
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Yep of Iron Dragon. She's also one of our sponsors
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this year because she's offering distribution conversation to uh one
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of our lucky winners. So that'd be dope. You don't
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want to miss that. That's Saturday, and we have a
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special screening of Finding Solace by the Homie Maurice More.
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It's gonna be it's gonna be wild. That's gonna sell out.
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So if you get tickets, you need a VIP ticket
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or one for that specifically because it's those tickets are
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00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:06.519
going very very fast.
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Yep.
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We're gonna have to get another theater probably just to
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be able to do it. There's that much going on.
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So that's all. That's Friday, Saturday, another gathering. After that,
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we're looking at the Golden Horn. I think it's gonna
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be cool. Then we're moving on to Sunday.
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday Sunday and.
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So Domingo he got there. We're gonna be doing that
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at the Jungle Movement Academy Intensive, the Stunt Intensive. That
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will be August the tenth, starting at nine thirty. It
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is gonna have Keith and Keith are both gonna kick
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that off for us. We're gonna have a grand Master,
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Samuel Harris, Jeff Clangelo, Paul Purvis will be there. Leicester Cagri,
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Lexter Santanas some of y'all know him, will be their
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Tropical Brown. He'll be doing some work with us that day.
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Cody dom a bunch of people, Randy Palmer, We're gonna
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have some people from South Austin, Jim, We're doing Cody Freeland.
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We have lightsabers, wires, tricking, trampline, parkour, rex fight choreography.
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It's gonna be a bunch of different things. Josh Grant
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and Matthew Johnson from the Jungle Academy who also be
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there as well. They are top tier instructors. If you
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don't know, Josh was a finalist on Ninja Warrior. That's
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why they call him Ninja Josh. He's freaking He's a
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wild way very talented.
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So and come see me on the red carpet Friday, Saturday,
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Best dressed. Yeah, we're doing an award for best dressed
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on Friday for the opening flight Threads.
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Come in your cosplay, whatever it is, whatever, whatever you
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want to do. We're gonna talk about.
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Definitely treatment for the effort.
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So there's still some tickets available. I know for a
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fact for the stunts, we have like a couple more.
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It's a calf price. Once those tickets are gone, it
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goes up to full price. I can't help you, so
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don't don't it now, get them quick.
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What are some of the two hundred what is it
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two hundred bucks?
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00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:26.840
It's nine right now.
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00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:26.960
More than it's like sixty percent off. You guys go
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if you want to do stunts, if you know somebody
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who wants to do stunts, it's going to be the
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opportunity to get a taste of a bunch of different
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things that you can get hired to do here in
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Central Texas. So if that's something I interest you, or
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if you're already a stunt person and you want to
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just work on your skills and network, come Sunday the take.
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Also there's a special ticket if you're not a stunt person.
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We're doing some casting stuff in the background. We have
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some acting coaches, We're gonna have some casting directors, some
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producers all that. I mean, we're casting for projects too,
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so we're watching actors as well as the people doing
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stunts to corrupt for some of our projects. So you
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pay fifteen dollars and come in. You can just watch
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the classes and you get a chance to audition for
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pure acting stuff.
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00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:22.119
So yeah, yeah, a bunch of lu come out, come out,
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00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:26.679
come out is this is definitely the best value film festival.
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That we have been to. We've been to a lot
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and uh the better prizes if I can say that, like,
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if you have is it our submissions closed? Submissions are closed.
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For this year. Yes, next year, next year.
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They're open, but you get legit software to use for
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filming all. Oh gosh, I'm trying to think like rentals.
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If you're local here in Austin, we've got tons of
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amazing sponsors.
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You got sponsors, yeah, and we're taking more.
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If you've got if it's got kick and Stab and
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Chasing or Jabin.
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Kickstab and Chasing Jabin, if you would like to sponsor
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the podcast or the film, if you like to take
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a look at this here. When you sponsor the film festival,
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your name goes up here. As you can see, our
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setting is a little different because we've got less people
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normally got a three person situation. But these are our
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sponsors from last year. They get blasted on anything and
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00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:29.159
everything that we do. Uh. So there's a lot of
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bonuses and perks of that. If you're interested cash sponsors
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as well as if you have services. We think it
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would be useful to filmmakers who are trying to really
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make their way. Send us an.
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Email the you know what, are we still looking for
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the We are still looking for the step and repeat sponsor,
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So the step and repeat that goes on the red
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carpet that everybody's picture gets taken in front of direct
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message about that, and I think there was that other one.
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We still have time for some different back sponsters to.
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Be the vi P swag bags.
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Yeah, so it's out there, they're options. Yeah, that's pretty
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much ship. You can roll. The're gonna roll the extra credits?
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Uh sure, Well again, I'm the Volatin Doctor and this
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is Erica.
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Aka Generally Irritable. Y'all. Good night