Library 34
By AWESOMEPEDIA.ORG
About this podcast
We turn terrible fanfiction into terrible radio. Don't ask us why. Updates every other Thursday.

Episodes (Total: 18 / Page: 1)
March 12, 2015 · 00:19:04
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE Marty has to save Doc but then hell breaks loose when the Deloreanbreaks through the magical barrier that protects Hogwarts! Most Back to the Future fics are just Marty and Doc screwing their way through time and space – or they're pretty abusive depictions of Marty/Biff (any incarnation). This is something rather different...
Feb. 26, 2015 · 00:32:30
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE Rose never thought her 6th year could be this hard,or different from the others, but it absolutely was. It is fascinating to me that someone wrote this and thought "Yes. This is romance." Apart from that, this story is minefield, with "cosine" instead of cousin, "earthier" instead of either and, my favourite, "body gourd" instead of bodyguard. This is why i should never be an English teacher; I would spend too much time laughing.
Feb. 5, 2015 · 00:33:26
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE when a mysterious man saves Elsa and Anna it sets offa chain of events that no one saw coming.(hopefully) Reading this was quite a challenge, not because of the content, but because it's one of those stories you open and then you slowly take off your glasses, dazed by the sheer amount of text squashed together with not a paragraph break of period in sight. This is the longest episode so far and somewhere in the process of editing I finally realized that it's probably pretty stupid to start a podcast that tries its hardest to get you to stop listening. This is a masochistic show that basically goes "hey come drip your brain into this vat of liquid nitrogen with me". Oh well, it's too late to back out now. I know some of you listen. I know some of you understand.
Jan. 22, 2015 · 00:18:28
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE Rose gets cursed. Can she be saved? This week we're diving into the swamp that is "next generation" Harry Potter fanfiction; stories revolving around the adventures of Harry Potter & co's children. This is a love story starring Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, written by someone who probably liked The Fault In Our Stars quite a lot. Credit for finding this gem must go to the Epically Bad Fanfiction tumblr, where I scooped it up.
Jan. 8, 2015 · 00:23:17
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Dec. 22, 2014 · 00:28:58
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Dec. 10, 2014 · 00:20:48
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Nov. 27, 2014 · 00:20:49
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Nov. 13, 2014 · 00:16:42
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Oct. 30, 2014 · 00:18:51
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Oct. 16, 2014 · 00:13:38
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Oct. 2, 2014 · 00:26:29
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Sept. 4, 2014 · 00:25:40
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Aug. 21, 2014 · 00:14:05
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Aug. 6, 2014 · 00:09:06
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July 24, 2014 · 00:20:27
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July 10, 2014 · 00:32:30
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June 26, 2014 · 00:25:19
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