Welcome back, folks! If you didn't notice, WE MISSED A WEEK! Sincerest apologies, but we are back now.This week, Joel is making jokes that only Jon would get, but Jon isn't getting them. Oh, and the movies! Luc Besson strikes again with bright colors, burlesque babes, and awkward romance in a film A LIFETIME IN THE MAKING. Also Christopher Nolan gives us an alien invasion alt-history of World War II the best epic war film since Blue Valentine. Does any of this make sense?Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets'.- 'Dunkirk'.
Welcome, one and all, to the latest iteration of your favorite podcast! Sleep deprivation, chronic lifelong insomnia, and just freaking the frack out.This week is a themed one, one of those perfectly-paired double features. Death, war, cute little girls who seem like red herrings but are really here to tear your heart out. Does any of this make sense? The more I listen to this show, the less I think anything makes sense. It's sort of beautiful, in its own sort of way.Get yer popcorn drinks!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'Full Metal Jacket'.- 'War for the Planet of the Apes'.
Welcome to Tech Talk with Jon and Joel LNDFPS! You tuned in to the right station.This week, Shadow Shaman Jon and Forums Guy Joel watch two kind-of-related films. The match-up:- Jon Watts versus Bong Joon-Ho.- M.J. versus Mija.- Spiderman... versus Superpig.Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'Okja'.- 'Spider-Man: Homecoming'.
Well hello, folks! We're just a couple of cave-dwelling podcasters, talking about computer cords and color calibration. Oh, and also movies!Southern hospitality, or songs about "Baby". Unwelcome visitors, or tinnitus. Whistling dixies, or heist maestros. Which film will the J's choose? Hard to say, you'll have to find out.But the history of candy...- - - - -Topics this week include:- The Beguiled.- Baby Driver.
Hello and welcome, you lovely people. This is LNDFPS, and we might not be the first double-feature review podcast... but we are the best.Prepare yourself for one of the most beautiful uses of the English language, and one of the most expensive. This week's face-off: the undrinkable Red Bull, versus the voiceless Bumblebee. Does any of this make sense? Hello?I'm aliiiiiiiiive...- - - - -Topics this week include:- The Last Unicorn.- Transformers: The Last Knight.
Why hello folks! Welcome back to LNDFPS, where we debate the difficult things and find practical uses for the Firefly box set, sleeves and all. No context.(Also the opening twenty minutes of this episode are particularly angsty, am I right? Not sure what's happening there.)This week we watch kids get lost in TWO films! That's right, two children-adventure-love-dramedy films, in honor of children everywhere. Now I'm pretty sure that the 'B' film is gonna be great, considering Wes Anderson writes/directs. And I've got a feeling that Henry is a murderous sociopath whose book no one should read. It's hard to know for sure without watching these films and talking about them. But hey, who needs forethought, when you have... instinct?Sleeves? Sleeves?! What is this, the Gap?- - - - -Topics this week include:- Moonrise Kingdom.- The Book of Henry.
Howdy folks! And welcome to this much belated episode of LNDFPS. We're sorry? You're welcome? So it goes. Anyways...You know what Jon hates? Family get-togethers with drunk aunts who want to spend awkward personal time with you. You know what Joel hates? Monster films where there is no monster. Suffice to say, there's something for everyone to hate this week. Trey Edward Shults, everybody!But in all seriousness... These films are pretty great... You should watch them... Okay...Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- Krisha.- It Comes At Night.
Welcome folks, to our little pocket of the Internet. Yes, this is a podcast. At least I think it is... Hold on, let me Google that. Hello Jamie Elizabeth Sampson.Choose your early bird, matinee-priced film for the week. Behind door #1 lies an airborne zombie virus and a girl who deifies her teachers. And behind door #2? A seaborne illness caused by lack cabin fever and a noticable lack of Gore Verbinski. (Must studios run every successful franchise into the ground? Does capitalism demand wringing the life out of story, until the audience puts up its hands and shouts collectively in frustration? ENOUGH, ye film moguls. A pox upon you.)Anyways...Scorpions are gross. But chilis... on scorpions? Let's talk about that. [Insert Good Mythical Morning theme.]- - - - -Topics this week include:- The Girl with All the Gifts.- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Well hello. Welcome to Joel's new man cave, and some sort of podcast time hole. Hope you did your homework.So this is one of those feel-bad weeks folks. You choose: all-despairing TV reporters, or adorable couples who are destined to watch each other die. All-despairing couples, or adorable TV reporters who are destined to watch each other die. There is no choice.Get yer popcorn! And heads-up for massive spoilers for 'The Prestige'. Right off the bat, around 15:00-:50. You've been warned.Brain Tetris and Valentine's Day cards written by Mary Shelley.- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'Christine'.- 'Alien: Covenant'.
Welcome, one and all, to the overly-dramatic return of the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! You may applaud now...After a bit of home-moving, the J and the other J have something very special planned for you. The problem is, they can't agree on what it is. Jon thinks it's a study of heroes and their place in popular culture. Joel thinks it's a review of 'One Punch Man' and 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2'. Who is right? It's hard to tell sometimes.Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'One Punch Man'.- 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2'.
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME, boys and girls: LNDFPS will be taking a knee next week, to handle general apartment-moving shenanigans. Plus Joel just really does not want to watch 'The Circle', even though Jon thinks it looks "all right". So no episode; catch up on your backlog of epic podcasts, or go outside or something. The weather's nice, for goodness sakes.Meanwhile, this week is either a student film starring Bradley Cooper or an art-house mess starring Sharlto Copley (ensemble film my foot). Grab your favorite meat tenderizer or AR-70, because there will be only blood and pain in this episode of the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. You're welcome.Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'The Midnight Meat Train'.- 'Free Fire'.
Get your Netflix indie feels on! This week the boys have to choose wisely: mumble-core about social norms, or hi-phi sci-fi about the afterlife? Spoilers, Macon Blair wins again.Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore'.- 'The Discovery'.
Warning: gross body horror and eye goobers at the opening of this episode. Okay, maybe it's not that bad.This week we pit Elaine, the feminist fatale with a lust for love, and Major Killian, the ghost of a Japanese sci-fi concept in the shell of a Hollywood susperstar. So lots of bright colors and camera effects.Anything else? I mean, Jon has a pizza. And Joel's humming 'Don't Cry for me Argentina.'How's your life going?Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'The Love Witch'.- 'Ghost in the Shell'.
Well hello, everybody! Welcome to another episode, where the J's talk about how much they hate life.This week, the boys pit trainfuls of zombies against Martian manta rays. Some films offer social criticism and sci-fi rule-building and memorable characters... others are Life. Also look forward to creepy deer and Jon saying 'urban' fifteen times.Get yer monster popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'Train to Busan'.- 'Life'.
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, or goodnight! Bodily pains and exa-rays silhouette the nihilistic hellscape that is life, so why don't you join us on a journey into the familiar fantasy of our childhoods?Beauty and the Beast.French, or Disney? Quiet, or musical? Villeneuve, or Beaumont? Adaptations proffer so many questions; perhaps it's best to sit back and simply enjoy these retellings, before the darkness swallows us whole.Get yer escapist popcorn!And Mikey Boy... tweet at us.- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'La Belle Et La Bete'.- 'Beauty and the Beast'.
Welcome back, folks! How ya doing?This week is Horror Week, for no given reason. Actually, a lot of weeks are Horror Weeks for the J's... five of our first fifty episodes have screened back-to-back horror films, and I'm not even including Bee Movie (Lego Batman disqualified it). I wonder what episode fifty will be...Choose your poison: low-budget, practical-effects forest monsters; or country-manor, meet-the-parents hypno-racism. Crack those knuckles; or sink into the floor. Stay in the car; or get out.Get yer popcorn!- - - - -Topics this week include:- 'The Monster'.- 'Get Out'.