Does Not Compute

About this podcast
A weekly chat about the lives and workflows of modern web developers, hosted by Sean Washington & Paul Straw.
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Feb. 13, 2018
Special thanks to Gusto for supporting today's episode! Payroll and benefits are hard, especially for small businesses. You certainly don’t have the time to be an expert in things like taxes and regulations. That's where Gusto comes in – Gusto is making payroll, benefits, and HR easy for small businesses! They're hiring! They’re solving hard engineering problems as they evolve our architecture to meet mutating regulatory requirements in the US and beyond. They obsess over intuitive UX, and this requires hidden complexity in software design. Gusto engineers own features end-to-end, including building APIs in Rails to UX in React. Help them engineer a world where payroll, HR, and benefits are easy for small businesses. If this sounds up your alley, you can learn more at https://gusto.com/spec.fm. Things Mentioned How to Make New-York-Style Pizza - TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze Binging with Babish 2 Million Subscriber Special: The Every-Meat Burrito from Regular Show Belvita The SaaS CTO Security Checklist Fellow Engineers: This is where your money comes from VS Code - Vetur Git Flow Content King Google Merchant Center Twist Zapier Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Feb. 6, 2018
Special thanks to Gusto for supporting today's episode! Payroll and benefits are hard, especially for small businesses. You certainly don’t have the time to be an expert in things like taxes and regulations. That's where Gusto comes in – Gusto is making payroll, benefits, and HR easy for small businesses! They're hiring! They’re solving hard engineering problems as they evolve our architecture to meet mutating regulatory requirements in the US and beyond. They obsess over intuitive UX, and this requires hidden complexity in software design. Gusto engineers own features end-to-end, including building APIs in Rails to UX in React. Help them engineer a world where payroll, HR, and benefits are easy for small businesses. If this sounds up your alley, you can learn more at https://gusto.com/spec.fm. Things Mentioned Hippo Dental Cleaning Craft GraphQL APIs in Elixir with Absinthe Bethink.life GraphQL GraphiQL GraphQL - Interfaces GraphQL - Unions GraphQL - Introspection GraphQL - Inline Fragments JSON API Swagger API Specification Composable Queries with Ecto Part 2 Kelly Sutton Victron Blue Lagoon - Iceland Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Jan. 30, 2018
Things Mentioned Combat Jiu Jitsu Getting coffee with others: How do you schedule and what do you talk about? @chrisvfritz MIPS - The Rabbit Code Code - Elixir LS Elixir - Ecto Elixir - Umbrella Projects Working with Ecto associations and embeds Absinthe - GraphQl Vue Apollo GraphIQL Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Jan. 23, 2018
Things Mentioned I’m harvesting credit card numbers and passwords from your site. Here’s how. Affogato Milling) UFC 220 Mac Day Rails - Default Scope Fullpage.js Statamic Nanobox Digital Ocean - Kicking Off the New Year with New Droplet Plans Pinboard Bear Writer What are the best ways to cook sizzle steaks? Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Jan. 16, 2018
Things Mentioned Meltdown & Spectre iPhoneX Elixir Weekly ElixirStatus Elixir Weekly Elixir - Timex Elixir - Money Elixir - Decimal Elixir - Stripity Stripe Elixir - ExUnit Elixir - Genserver Elixir - Quantum Beyond Functions in Elixir: Refactoring for Maintainability A Tweak to Phoenix Contexts Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Jan. 9, 2018
Things Mentioned Meltdown & Spectre I’m harvesting credit card numbers and passwords from your site. Here’s how. Nuxt.js Elixir Elixir - GenServer Elixir - Ecto Elixir - Phoenix Elixir - Phoenix Channels Vector Podcast Razer Synapse Macminicolo @reneritchie Erlang Term Storage Vuex VS Code Credo Dogma Kiex Kerl Elixir Formatter Prettier Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Dec. 19, 2017
Thanks to StoryBlocks for sponsoring this week's episode! https://storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute is your one stop shop for high quality stock media at a fraction of the cost. Download all the stock your heart desires from their Member Library, including 400K images, 150K videos, and 100K audio clips. All content is royalty-free so you can use it for commercial and personal projects. New content is added regularly so there’s always something fresh to download! Normally you could get a single part of the library (video, audio or photo) for $149 but if you visit https://storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute you'll get all three for $149. Offer ends December 31st 2017 Things Mentioned Paul's Energy Usage Logs The Outline Planner Mailgun Twilio Wilderborn Composable Queries with Ecto Part 2 Filtrex Ecto.Schema Overwatch Brawlhalla RV Mobile Interent Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Dec. 12, 2017
Thanks to StoryBlocks for sponsoring this week's episode! https://storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute is your one stop shop for high quality stock media at a fraction of the cost. Download all the stock your heart desires from their Member Library, including 400K images, 150K videos, and 100K audio clips. All content is royalty-free so you can use it for commercial and personal projects. New content is added regularly so there’s always something fresh to download! Normally you could get a single part of the library (video, audio or photo) for $149 but if you visit https://storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute you'll get all three for $149. Offer ends December 31st 2017 Things Mentioned UnlimitedVille Nord VPN TunnelBear Encrypt.me RememBear 1Password Al Franken - Facebook Russia investigation Comcast continues to inject its own code into websites you visit HTTPS Everywhere Electronic Frontier Foundation Key Reinstallation Attacks – Breaking WPA2 by forcing nonce reuse Telegram WhatsApp SpiderOak - One PostGIS PostGIS - ST_Distance() Elixir - Geo Ecto - fragment/2 ST_Distance with Elixir/Ecto ... ecto query |> select([s], fragment("ST_Distance(ST_GeogFromText(?), ST_GeogFromText(?))", ^point_a, ^point_b)) Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Dec. 5, 2017
Thanks to StoryBlocks for sponsoring this week's episode! https://storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute is your one stop shop for high quality stock media at a fraction of the cost. Download all the stock your heart desires from their Member Library, including 400K images, 150K videos, and 100K audio clips. All content is royalty-free so you can use it for commercial and personal projects. New content is added regularly so there’s always something fresh to download! Normally you could get a single part of the library (video, audio or photo) for $149 but if you visit https://storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute you'll get all three for $149. Offer ends December 31st 2017 Things Mentioned Postgis Devise Coherence Agent Elixir/Erlang Hot Swapping Code Balsamiq Notability ZenHub GitLab Twist Leave us a review Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!
Nov. 28, 2017
Thanks to StoryBlocks for sponsoring this week's episode! Storyblocks is your one stop shop for high quality stock media at a fraction of the cost. Download all the stock your heart desires from their Member Library, including 400K images, 150K videos, and 100K audio clips. All content is royalty-free so you can use it for commercial and personal projects. New content is added regularly so there’s always something fresh to download! Normally you could get a single part of the library (video, audio or photo) for $149 but if you visit storyblocks.com/doesnotcompute you'll get all three for $149. Offer ends December 31st 2017 Things Mentioned Fixing the MacBook Pro Razer Blade Razer Blade Stealth Hurricane Canless Air Lightstream - Prism Delfano Skies on Twitch Dr. DisRespect on Twitch Open Broadcaster Software Streamlabs Streampro Twitch Prime F.lux Leave us a review! Last but not least, if you haven't rated or reviewed the show yet and you'd like to do us a huge favor, you can do so by clicking here! Show Notes Archive If you're looking for a link we've mentioned in the past, head on over to the Does Not Compute Show Notes repo and use GitHub's excellent search tool! Join Us On Slack If you've enjoyed the show so far, reach out to us on twitter at @seanwashbot and @paulstraw, or join us in the Spec.fm slack community at http://spec.fm/slack!