A3: Providence-এর সম্পূর্ণ প্রতিলিপি

REPORTER This just in, the leader of the Vindicators, Providence, has appeared uptown and is burning the local bus station! She has injured several civilians so far, though her main target does seem to be the bus station, and- NEVAEH Get the fuck out of my way! REPORTER Oh, shit! Ahhhh I’m just a little on fire, don’t worry. It was my coat. I didn’t need that anyway. (rocket boots as Solis lands next to the reporter) JUDE It’s very cold out, Citizen. Here, take mine. REPORTER Oh my god. Solis just gave me their coat. APOLLO How heroic of you. JUDE Mosaic! Excuse me, Citizen. (walking and rocket-booting away) JUDE Are you sure you want to fight Providence? I thought you two were close. APOLLO (heroically) Nothing can get in the way of The Greater Good! 🦸‍ JUDE (laughs) Okay, maybe don’t ham it up that much in front of the other Paragons. APOLLO (embarrassed) Sorry. NEVAEH Mosaic! You fucking traitor! JUDE Seriously, are you good to fight her? It’s okay if you want to sit this one out. APOLLO I can fight her. I’m in this, Solis. JUDE (warmly) I’m happy to hear it. NEVAEH Get over here and face me like a man! JUDE That’s an extremely outdated sentiment! NEVAEH Goddammit, Solis, I’m going to kick your ass! APOLLO Good luck. (glass noises, holy light burning environment and skin) APOLLO Jesus, Providence! NEVAEH This is what you wanted, isn’t it? APOLLO I… Yes. Think fast! (dodge) NEVAEH You almost fucking killed me! JUDE Uh, we don’t kill people, Mosaic! APOLLO Oh, right. NEVAEH (outraged) The hell do you mean, ‘right!?’ APOLLO It wouldn’t have hit you. NEVAEH It would have if I hadn’t moved! APOLLO Then it’s a good thing you moved. 🙄 REPORTER Yes, Mike, I am at the scene of the attack—and it seems that Solis and Mosaic are slowly getting the upper hand on Providence! Impressive stuff, she’s not as much of a household bogeyman as Mosaic was but she’s definitely a threat, and technically ranked higher than Mosaic. NEVAEH I will burn your fucking camera! REPORTER Providence’s power, of course, is holy light; it’s a beam of light which burns anything she deems impure, which seems to be everything except for animals. NEVAEH The whole damn world is impure! This city is corrupt, and I intend to change it! JUDE (whispered) Say something heroic, Mosaic! APOLLO Oh, uh- This is not the change this city needs, villain! Stand down! NEVAEH Kiss my ass! APOLLO Gross! (more fighting, building begins to collapse) APOLLO Oh no, now they’ll have to build a better bus station! 😉 REPORTER The old bus station has completely collapsed and is fully on fire, now, and Providence has- JUDE She’s getting away! APOLLO Aw, goddammit. I’m on it! (running) APOLLO Providence! Surrender to the law! NEVAEH “Surrender to the law”? Really? Ha! APOLLO I’m trying my best out here! NEVAEH Good, then cuff me. APOLLO What do you mean? They’re way behind us; just run and I’ll say I lost you. NEVAEH No, dumbass, you have to succeed. Cuff me and then I’ll escape. APOLLO If you say so… (running, rocket boots) JUDE Mosaic! You caught her! 😁 APOLLO Sure did. REPORTER You heard it here first, folks, the former villain Mosaic has cemented his transition into herodom by capturing his old boss, Providence. APOLLO I wouldn’t have called her my boss, exactly. NEVAEH I would’ve. JUDE Come on, we’ll let the authorities take her to the prison while we answer questions. APOLLO What? Can’t we just go home? JUDE No, we have to say hi to the press. Come on, it’s not so bad. APOLLO (grumpily) Fine, fine… REPORTER How does it feel to have caught your first supervillain, Mosaic? APOLLO Uh. Good. Feels good. REPORTER I’m sure it does. And are there any lingering feelings between you and Providence? There were rumors that you and she were a thing at one point, and- APOLLO Ew, gross! Oh, god, no, why would anyone think that. REPORTER (confused) Well, because you seemed so close, and- APOLLO No! No, we were never a thing. Jesus. Can we go back to the tower, Solis? JUDE Sorry, but it’s your first victory, Val would want you to stick around a little longer. APOLLO (groans) REPORTER What about your relationship with Solis? Would you say you’re in love? APOLLO In love? God, why is that any of your business? JUDE Uh, haha, what he means is: Yes! APOLLO After only three weeks!? REPORTER Uh oh, trouble in paradise! JUDE No no, it’s just- I’m not shy about my love for Mosaic, but Mosaic is a much more private person, you see. APOLLO Much more private. REPORTER Right, and, do you have any comment on Providence’s escape? JUDE Well, we- Wait, what? REPORTER Yep, sir can you please confirm that the authorities have let Providence escape? RANDO COP She burned her cuffs off when we weren’t looking! JUDE And why the hell weren’t you looking!? RANDO COP We were watching your interview! APOLLO Told you we should’ve gone right home. JUDE Oh man, DCA is gonna be so mad. REPORTER Speaking of making DCA mad, let’s talk a little more about this groundbreaking relationship of yours. APOLLO Actually, let’s not. REPORTER Oh come on, just one little kiss for the cameras? APOLLO (furiously) Um? Who are you to stick your nose into our personal lives? Who the fuck do you think you are? JUDE Uh, (laughs nervously) sorry, he’s not a huge fan of PDA! Mosaic, don’t you think you should apologize to the nice reporter? APOLLO What? No! JUDE (whispered) Apologize, Mosaic! APOLLO 😒I’m sooo sorry. JUDE Close enough. Thank you so much for your support, citizens! We’ll get ‘er next time! (rocket boots up and away) APOLLO Oh holy shit we’re in the air- JUDE Don’t worry, I won’t drop you! 😁 APOLLO We are higher