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Too Much Sugar
The Official Seenagers
Comedy, Improv
trunk, bag, car, mini, emergency, lollipops, sugar, chair, daughter, case, backseat, Staten Island, Connecticut, New York , grandkids, giving, teenager, cemetery, nice, kids, shovel, sprinklers, Mets, Yankees, Happy, Love, Inlove. Sex, summer, TV, TV game shows, podcast, comedy
SPEAKERS
Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger Luz Michelle,
Luz Michelle:
00:00
I often fall out and I believe nothing. Not a slap in the broom. Yeah, I think not
Charlie Ponger:
00:05
everybody teenagers and luckily I wasn't stung by the beaches now the choice that he killed but he didn't kill I saw him whacked the ceiling and feces ceiling and down. Okay, it's in the broom. So we believed him and then I looked down into crawling on my finger and we had a whole beat it up thing and I
Luz Michelle:
00:21
terrible seven times It's Dad It's dad. I trust me. It's sad. It's sad. And then And then somebody that my dad
Debbie Nigro:
00:32
is part of my door opening thing. Yeah, you killed it
Debbie Nigro:
00:36
now you killed a piece of your plaster on your ceiling that came flying down well she
Charlie Ponger:
00:39
you know loses changed her tune from Staten Island now she's like a nature preserve person. Don't kill the bay house.
Luz Michelle:
00:52
Right near the door. You
Charlie Ponger:
00:53
didn't Debbie? What did you say?
Debbie Nigro:
00:55
Oh, take it with me. I'll put it in my trunk. 11 day, why don't we talk about
Luz Michelle:
01:00
trunks, what is in your trunk?
Debbie Nigro:
01:02
What's in your trunk? And I bring it up because yeah, once again, today I arrive at your house. And I have shoes on from a business meeting. Yeah, but I don't want to walk through the woods over here with my new shoes. So I open my trunk. And there's my flat sees I can switch off to or I have the pair of boots that I should have given way to donate that are still in there that I could put those on. Or I could put on and it goes on and on. What's in the trunk.
Debbie Nigro:
01:29
What's in your trunk? What else do you have? Wait, are those called flat seas? Is that what your
Luz Michelle:
01:34
flat shoes are cute, right? Flat seas? Or
Charlie Ponger:
01:37
is it a Debbie ism? Whatever.
Luz Michelle:
01:40
All right, there were roses a champagne colored slip on sneakers. Okay. Thank you very much. I'm giving a visual. Ah, that's
Luz Michelle:
01:47
a good visual. Very cute. Thank you.
Luz Michelle:
01:50
All Black. See, I love that. What a little hint of color. Oh, with all black.
Debbie Nigro:
01:55
Well,
Debbie Nigro:
01:56
one of the fashion trends for 2023 Here we go. A little hint of shine. Yeah, really? Okay.
Debbie Nigro:
02:04
Let's go around the trunk. We're gonna come on Charlie. You want to go off the deep end here. I
Debbie Nigro:
02:12
wish I didn't bring it up. Nevermind. We could we could. What else is in your trunk? Deb?
Charlie Ponger:
02:17
Well, I think we should go around and Ring around the rosie because everybody's got crazy stuff in
Debbie Nigro:
02:22
their trunk. Here loses doing a little dance. What do you what do you got in your trunk?
Debbie Nigro:
02:25
Last Name and item
Luz Michelle:
02:26
right now I have enormous amount of god damn shopping bags. Right? Right that I always leave in the car minute. What do you do? With the groceries? My leaving the bags in the car. I just load up the goddamn wagon. And then I go outside. I got a bag everything. Good. That's a life hack. It is a life hack. But I'm like, puzzle person when it comes to putting the stuff in the bags. We may go a certain way. Yeah, who's going with Hill? Minute? Bring the bag
Charlie Ponger:
02:57
when we were kids when we were kids working at the Food Mart. Yeah, we had to know how to pack that bag like it came out like a piece of artwork. I love that. Swear to God, man. It had to be a certain weight. Or you got Oh demerit
Debbie Nigor:
03:13
my daughter was once on a TV game show some years ago. And the concept of the game show and she went with her boyfriend boyfriend and Dave son. We got the three of them on the show was to pack a trunk. Yeah, they put all the stuff there's two teams and two car trunks are open. And whoever got all the stuff packed in the trunk the neatest and trunk closed in record time won the game show and ah she's my daughter. She lost
Luz Michelle:
03:37
my husband by one but you know some people have a good really
03:41
good Packer like that. What did you
03:44
name it thing in your truck?
03:45
I have a mini sledge hammer.
Luz Michelle:
03:47
I mean, who doesn't
03:50
have more weird things like that?
03:52
It's not the one that was just recalled where the top comes playing off when you got a hammer. Right? Yeah, it was a Black and Decker you
03:58
know, I have Ryan in case in case you know, if you get a flat tire, right, it's sometimes they're really difficult to get off because they kind of get stuck. So I have a mini sledge hammer to bang the inside of it. So it comes off but I also have a real jack in there. Wow. Not like a car jack. I have a mini pump jack in my trunk.
04:21
Not Oh, my car's got a spare tire in the trunk and you know they have those little mini tires, right? Well you blow up your tire just long enough to get you to the next one or you know the
04:29
jacks that they give you in the trunk sock right unless I guess you have a really expensive Cobra mine is like a mini in order to pump jack is where it's hydraulic. Oh, yeah, yeah, I have a mini one of those. Okay, yep. And then I also have a very large container that I used, you know, it was an old protein powder container. And I have that for long trips.
Luz Michelle:
04:55
Thanks for tuning in.
05:00
You had in it like bait in case you felt like going fishing like bait in your trunk or something. Instead of a Jack I got a shovel for the cemetery. Yeah, Guinea
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girls traveled with cemetery shovels and never know what
05:13
I can't even believe. What are you doing? Is that in case you emergency
05:17
holiday? I forgot flowers. I gotta get there dig the flowers are and
05:21
I thought okay, so you want to bury him in the cemetery? No,
Luz Michelle:
05:24
we never No,
05:25
no, no,
05:26
you are Italian little Saint
05:27
little shovel for the cemetery. Okay, go around again lose another thing in your trunk arts and crafts box. Okay.
05:32
Why are you making that kind of face when you say arts and crafts because
Luz Michelle:
05:36
it's one of it's one of my things that I'm proud of. Oh, because we'll be out to like a restaurant somewhere and the kids are just losing their shit. Right? And we're like, we're not giving them the phone. We give them the phone. It's just gonna bring out more chaos. So I have an art box. Crayons is sticky.
05:53
I like brilliant puzzles. Really?
Luz Michelle:
05:55
Well shed.
05:57
Do you have one for your grandkids like that?
05:58
No. Right now I have them ripping up open sugar package. Ketchup and making word faces with straws is nothing
Luz Michelle:
06:05
they love more than ripping up on those goddamn sugar packets. Why? It's just something. It's like taking a shot. I guess we're so excited. Look at with the kids. Down sugar low. Oh, God.
06:19
Come on. They make concoctions but I'll
Luz Michelle:
06:21
get an ice cream. Oh, Tony, you want chocolate.
06:30
I made this mistake of giving my grandkids something like that. And then I watched them like ricochet rabbit around the house. I never realized I never realized that. It was like, this is serious shit. And
06:42
my grandmother actually calls it something I go look, you can't have this much sugar. And she says why not? Because you know, you gotta look crazy. So she had Nixon she'll go, Hey, Grandma here comes out while while she was tearing off, right? Oh, no, this is funny. In my car. I always keep not in the trunk. But in the backseat emergency lollipops and emergency things. Yeah, pick up the kids emergency lollipop. With that sugar. Correct. So I said to her, control it manage it. Manage it. Just an emergency.
07:14
So the other day, we're driving and she's got she's like, Oh, Graeme, can I have my emergency lollipops? Do you have one? We can't have the other thing. Too many things. So I said do me a favor when your mother tries to get you to stop doing what I'm allowing you to do. You just say to your mother, a girl's gotta do what a girl is going to do. So she's in the backseat. She's four She's practicing against that girl guy goes out do you practice? So now we're getting out of the car. We get to the house and she's taken all the sugar with her. I said no. You have to leave that in the car because it's emergency shows. No, I'm taking it as it No it's in the car. Now I'm taking a fight and I was like listen, and she goes Grammy. A girl's gotta
do what a girl's gotta do bring everything let's have all the sugar at one time.
07:58
Or do any of them swear? Like you know parents were?
Luz Michelle:
08:01
Oh my God, my kids. My son. My son loves the drop the F bomb How old is he? He six and a half? Does
08:09
the four year old do anything?
08:10
She doesn't now go did you? What did you say? And she changes that she knows Oh really? Yes. Yes. Because what's it this frickin thing over here? She says yeah,
08:18
we're driving in the car with my daughter one of my daughters in one right grandkids like two and a half years old and she kept going in the backseat. Fucking shit my daughter's going where's
08:36
your trunk? Come on. Everybody listening has something stupid niche. I
08:39
got a gazillion bags because I taught myself after a little while. Just put it in the chuck card. Right? I
Luz Michelle:
08:47
mean, just fucking do it.
08:50
Hey, you know, I have an umbrella.
08:53
Right? Golf balls. Right? He's right. You know, right. I used to drive around with a basketball just in case I needed to do something you did probably right. It was up to last week. I said I gotta move the basketball. It's still in there. More cemetery stuff. I have to
09:07
put it Oh, that is so crazy. That's so Italian Catholic. I can't even believe
09:11
ready to buy a new chair with a summer you know a chair you need to carry because you never know when you want to have a moment of peace. Yeah, open to chair. A lawn chair, beach chair, whatever you want to call it. But I can't buy the ones that are too low anymore because it's just too low.
09:26
You because You can't it's hard for your knees. It's hard to get up. So I use a really nice one. Yeah, it's a Yeti. It's like 300 bucks though.
09:34
Yeah. How high do you go?
Luz Michelle:
09:36
Does it swing?
09:37
What do you mean does it swing?
Luz Michelle:
09:38
I've seen chairs because my my daughter plays lacrosse. Yeah. And these parents these chairs that they bust out are on a time scene as swinging one
09:48
way when you mean it's like a like a lazy susan kind of thing. And it goes you can go wherever you want with like
Luz Michelle:
09:54
a rocker. Yeah, it's like a regular like chair. Six hours in the middle While you're swinging and it does thing you can put it in a position I've seen that covers you Okay?
10:06
Not going near that
10:13
you need to be prepared if there's a sunny day that you need to take advantage of.
10:16
In the summertime. I have a I have a bag, canvas bag. I put a bathing suit, a towel suntan lotion, a change of clothes so I got the same bag right and a pair of sneaks and flip flops. I have almost the same bag
10:32
I also have a sheet years
Luz Michelle:
10:36
old sheet mice have spread out well minds cam
10:42
Do you have the same like emergency band I
Luz Michelle:
10:43
do in the summer we I do that with the kids right just keep in the car
because they might want to ask me if we find a sprinkler right I don't want that world to come crashing down sprinkler like you're in Staten Island now they haven't been last chance to Connecticut guy really nice. Freakin sprinklers. Really? Yeah, I'd even go in
11:00
What do you mean is were you mean in a park? A park sprinkler? Oh, I thought you're like in somebody's lawn running or you see stopping somebody's bed with
Luz Michelle:
11:12
everybody in the ball. Imagine and you keep the car running?
11:17
Videotaping,
11:18
actually I think a fountain would be good. I like the idea of dipping in a fountain. You know jumping in very tempting, like people are throwing pennies making wishes. Don't just want to just say like alright, let's just try this. Let's go do that New York's beginning of friends
Luz Michelle:
11:36
I'll get a rash
11:41
all right, don't worry. I always carry Benadryl.
11:45
Carry Benadryl on your trunk turning
11:46
in the front seat in the backseat. And the epi pen are in the glove compartment. We got it all going. Don't
11:51
the whole first aid kit I should probably
Luz Michelle:
11:56
bugs Brian's you know outwest
11:57
when they were people that have get fires and earthquakes and all they have like emergency kits and all of that ours. Yeah. We have to x you know, like a pic x and the whole thing just in case.
12:09
Okay, we're getting on to one more question on your visor. Yeah, anything in particular on your visor?
12:17
Episodes? Nothing? Yeah. Yeah, I do. I
12:20
have the people that passed away me till they're driving around with me. So I talk to them every day. My mother falls on my head at stop signs. Really? Yes. Every time. I go right. And yeah, I keep I keep dead people. Yes. Cards on my visor. Wow, lose. We have that in common.
12:37
I have went through the carwash and I looked in the thing and there was a Virgin Mary's emblem in there.
12:49
They gave it to you. That's nice to them. Yeah,
12:50
isn't it St. Christopher something that you're supposed to
12:53
pay? I took one look at you. And they're like, whatever.
Luz Michelle:
12:56
We're gonna pass this down. All right. Well, that's what
12:59
they hopefully something great will be in your trunk coming up.
13:02
I wonder what's in everybody else's trunk? What's in your trunk?
13:05
Well, I can do a little survey but I think that shouldn't be seasonally changed up so I'm gonna get the winter coat out of the hat and donate the close to the consignment shop. I gotta get the belt. I was supposed to get my cousin four years ago out of there. I have
Luz Michelle:
13:18
to say before the guilt of guilt stuff. Like stuff in the trunk. Yeah, I
13:23
can't even open a truck a guy can't take
13:28
a seat. Right everybody? Thank you so much for listening. The official teenagers. You're a teenager too. Are you seeing
13:38
refers to seeing your teenager and then looking down? Yeah, we got going on here. Fantastic. We're just a bunch of people who are trying to live life with the right spirit and share the energy have the right attitude about how life goes whether it's good, bad or ugly. A lot of darkness in the world. guys trying to bring a little
Luz Michelle:
13:55
light gotta live wherever rising the vibrations of our planet. That's what we do weekly. raise the vibration.
14:02
No, no, we just tell everybody if you don't laugh, there's not gonna be funny. So it's just saying hey, we get off to
14:13
Alright everybody, thank you so much for listening. See you later.
Luz Michelle:
14:16
Bye.