Revisiting WWF SmackDown 2000 - Cactus Jack Is Back!-এর সম্পূর্ণ প্রতিলিপি

00:03:55.000 Or whatever Johnny says. I don't know what you say 76 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:55.699 to start this segment. 77 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:58.000 Every week you're here. Every week you're here and I 78 00:03:58.039 --> 00:03:59.439 say it. I say it every week. 79 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:02.340 Yeah, you're right. It is every week that I'm here. 80 00:04:03.900 --> 00:04:05.719 Me too. Hey, hold on. I'll be here too. 81 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:09.099 Starting with The Observer from January 17th, 2000. 82 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:09.150 WCW. 83 00:04:12.569 --> 00:04:15.169 Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair had meetings with the higher 84 00:04:15.310 --> 00:04:20.730 ups on January 6th and January 7th, respectively. Hogan returned. 85 00:04:20.970 --> 00:04:24.250 Hold on. You, you don't get to talk during my 86 00:04:24.290 --> 00:04:25.069 observer segment. 87 00:04:26.829 --> 00:04:28.560 Like this is fun. I get to like chime in 88 00:04:28.620 --> 00:04:30.100 on these parts. Like this is exciting. 89 00:04:31.149 --> 00:04:34.600 Hogan agreed to return on the 214 Nitro at the 90 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:38.240 Nassau Coliseum, which sold 3000 tickets when they were put 91 00:04:38.300 --> 00:04:41.459 on sale on January 7th. You know, Hogan is no dummy. 92 00:04:41.899 --> 00:04:44.680 That's the night where Raw starts at 11 p.m. because 93 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:49.620 the Westminster Dog Show is on air. So it's guaranteed 94 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:53.360 that Nitro ratings will be up half a point or more. 95 00:04:53.639 --> 00:04:58.009 So his return is guaranteed to make a ratings impact, brother. 96 00:04:58.350 --> 00:05:00.959 That's just a coincidence, dude. That's just a really good 97 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:04.339 day that I wanted to return, brother. I love February 98 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:05.459 episodes of Nitro, dude. 99 00:05:05.819 --> 00:05:07.800 I love the idea that Hulk Hogan has like a 100 00:05:07.879 --> 00:05:11.439 calendar and on that calendar is the Westminster dog show. 101 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:14.360 So he knows when to make a ratings impact. 102 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.180 Well, it was actually probably Eric Bischoff who works at 103 00:05:17.220 --> 00:05:19.680 WWE said, hey, man, you know, we got a big show. 104 00:05:19.699 --> 00:05:21.480 You should show up on this one. Like, you'll look great. 105 00:05:22.100 --> 00:05:28.740 What a good idea, dude. Fuck those dogs. No dog 106 00:05:28.779 --> 00:05:29.639 ever outdrew me, dude. 107 00:05:30.149 --> 00:05:32.810 Hall and Nash are attempting to get a release from 108 00:05:32.829 --> 00:05:34.790 their contract, says Dave Meltzer. 109 00:05:35.089 --> 00:05:35.350 What? 110 00:05:35.810 --> 00:05:38.750 Like everyone else, Nash wants to work a program with 111 00:05:38.769 --> 00:05:39.410 The Rock. 112 00:05:41.170 --> 00:05:41.410 True. 113 00:05:41.870 --> 00:05:44.370 And he sees Triple H as a top heel. And 114 00:05:44.410 --> 00:05:48.730 since Triple

H and X-Pac were always his understudies, always, 115 00:05:49.269 --> 00:05:51.250 it guarantees him a good spot. 116 00:05:51.569 --> 00:05:53.189 Nash wants to work a program with The Rock. I 117 00:05:53.189 --> 00:05:53.970 don't think he wants that. 118 00:05:57.069 --> 00:05:58.410 Well, he didn't know that was going to happen. 119 00:05:58.670 --> 00:06:00.360 No one could have expected what The Rock was going 120 00:06:00.379 --> 00:06:01.980 to do. I mean, dude, I can't wait to talk 121 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:04.060 about The Rock on this show is the most The 122 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:05.199 Rock I've ever seen him. 123 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:07.439 Yeah, man, he was perked up. He was ready. This 124 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:08.410 is his show after all. 125 00:06:08.910 --> 00:06:10.769 Nash didn't want to work an angle with X-Pac at 126 00:06:10.810 --> 00:06:11.180 the top. 127 00:06:11.620 --> 00:06:13.300 No, he did. He wanted to work there. 128 00:06:13.310 --> 00:06:15.100 He wanted to work beside him. Yeah. 129 00:06:15.180 --> 00:06:16.319 A little X-Pac heat. 130 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:18.319 X-Pac is, you know, top guy. Him and Triple H 131 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:19.459 are top heels on this show. 132 00:06:20.100 --> 00:06:23.060 Scott Hall went to the WWF show on January 4th 133 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:26.360 in Orlando, Florida. But that is his hometown. And he 134 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:30.100 does know people there. And honestly, he's also attended ECW 135 00:06:30.139 --> 00:06:31.860 shows when they came there as well. 136 00:06:33.399 --> 00:06:34.740 That's what he was. He was actually just trying to 137 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:37.490 go to another ECW show and ended up at Raw, 138 00:06:37.689 --> 00:06:42.149 which is, you know, this is where's the blue guy? 139 00:06:42.730 --> 00:06:52.019 Where is Santa Claus? From in your house? Where is he? 140 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:57.699 He sees Midian dressed up as mankind. What is the 141 00:06:57.800 --> 00:06:58.870 deal with that? 142 00:06:59.019 --> 00:07:01.449 Yo, does gold dust still work here? 143 00:07:03.649 --> 00:07:07.360 No, he's in WCW, I think, buddy. You work with him. 144 00:07:08.449 --> 00:07:11.120 I haven't been there in months. 145 00:07:14.319 --> 00:07:17.540 Like, I'm pretty sure he's actively on the show that 146 00:07:17.579 --> 00:07:18.180 you are a part of. 147 00:07:18.180 --> 00:07:19.120 When's the dog show? 148 00:07:19.139 --> 00:07:26.160 Hey, Hulk. 149 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:29.329 They know about the dog show? 150 00:07:30.029 --> 00:07:32.990 Hulk, what the dog doing? I don't know. 151 00:07:36.009 --> 00:07:40.279 From The Observer, January 24th, 2000. This is also in 152 00:07:40.579 --> 00:07:45.459 WCW news. The most tumultuous four-day period in the recent 153 00:07:45.500 --> 00:07:50.110 history of world championship wrestling started with WCW getting the 154 00:07:50.149 --> 00:07:54.509 word that an injury would cause champion and main eventer 155 00:07:54.850 --> 00:07:57.290 Bret Hart to miss the sold-out pay-per-view. 156 00:07:57.629 --> 00:07:57.810 Oh, no. 157 00:07:58.250 --> 00:08:00.290 This is sold out. It's not like a sold out pay-per-view. 158 00:08:00.350 --> 00:08:01.990 It's the pay-per-view sold out. 159 00:08:02.470 --> 00:08:05.389 Well, I wasn't on it, so of course not, dude. 160 00:08:05.810 --> 00:08:07.930 Was he fucking not on sold. 161 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:10.279 Out? 162 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:11.459 The NWO pay-per-view? 163 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:13.600 I mean, by 2000, I don't even know if it 164 00:08:13.620 --> 00:08:15.439 was an NWO pay-per-view anymore. I think it was just 165 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:16.360 something they used. 166 00:08:17.279 --> 00:08:22.040 As dominoes started falling one by one in world championship wrestling, 167 00:08:22.379 --> 00:08:25.660 it ended with a new booker, The crowning of a 168 00:08:25.699 --> 00:08:29.129 new champion who asked to be released from his contract anyway. 169 00:08:30.069 --> 00:08:34.460 And his vacating the title voluntarily some 18 hours later 170 00:08:34.549 --> 00:08:37.799 and possibly with several wrestlers leaving the company. 171 00:08:38.179 --> 00:08:42.129 So this is obviously... we're going to get into it here, 172 00:08:42.169 --> 00:08:45.429 but this is about the, the radicals and who was 173 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:47.860 going to be leaving along with them at the time, which, 174 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:50.179 I mean, this is a big fucking deal here, man. 175 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:52.200 I mean, I don't know how often, how many times 176 00:08:52.220 --> 00:08:54.220 has this ever happened to where like somebody has given 177 00:08:54.259 --> 00:08:55.500 a world title and the next day they're gone. 178 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:57.740 No, that does not happen very often. That was a 179 00:08:57.779 --> 00:08:59.379 last ditch effort for sure from them. 180 00:08:59.759 --> 00:09:02.379 Yeah. And I, that's, it's pretty fucking crazy. They were 181 00:09:02.460 --> 00:09:04.940 super desperate not to lose these dudes to the WWF. 182 00:09:04.980 --> 00:09:07.440 I mean, obviously they were already struggling. It's 2000 WCW, 183 00:09:07.980 --> 00:09:08.919 but God damn. 184 00:09:09.529 --> 00:09:12.990 It all started when WCW was told officially late Thursday 185 00:09:13.149 --> 00:09:16.490 or early Friday that Bret Hart's doctor had diagnosed his 186 00:09:16.509 --> 00:09:19.850 severe migraines and inability to focus as the result of 187 00:09:19.929 --> 00:09:23.769 a severe concussion and not only ruled out wrestling on 188 00:09:23.789 --> 00:09:26.960 the pay-per-view, but even flying in for television this week 189 00:09:27.100 --> 00:09:29.009 or doing any lifting whatsoever. 190 00:09:29.429 --> 00:09:30.960 I'm pretty sure that's the Goldberg deal. 191 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:33.519 The decision was made to strip Bret Hart of the 192 00:09:33.559

--> 00:09:36.279 title and crown a new champion on the pay-per-view. Vince 193 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:38.700 Russo's idea was to do a Battle Royal or Royal 194 00:09:38.740 --> 00:09:40.600 Rumble on the show. They should have called it that, 195 00:09:40.620 --> 00:09:41.200 the Royal Rumble. 196 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:44.519 They should have called it either one. Sold out Battle 197 00:09:44.539 --> 00:09:46.700 Royal or Royal Rumble, whatever you want it to be. 198 00:09:47.950 --> 00:09:50.490 And Vince Russo wanted to end said Royal Rumble with 199 00:09:50.529 --> 00:09:53.029 a surprise champion, Tank Abbott. 200 00:09:53.049 --> 00:09:55.909 It's nuts. Not as crazy as some of the other 201 00:09:55.929 --> 00:09:58.950 world champions they had, obviously. And like, I love Tank Abbott. 202 00:09:59.110 --> 00:10:03.419 I love his whole deal. And, but like, that's fucking crazy. 203 00:10:03.740 --> 00:10:06.299 There was a lot of internal unhappiness with Russo's booking 204 00:10:06.500 --> 00:10:09.590 and television for many weeks. But the belief was still 205 00:10:09.690 --> 00:10:12.570 that he'd have to be given six months to prove 206 00:10:12.610 --> 00:10:14.980 whether his ideas would play, even though many in upper 207 00:10:15.009 --> 00:10:18.139 management were of the opinion his concept of wrestling was 208 00:10:18.179 --> 00:10:21.700 not working and would not work, and his quick blow-offs 209 00:10:21.740 --> 00:10:24.799 of angles on television was doing pay-per-view and house shows 210 00:10:24.940 --> 00:10:27.990 no favors. The Abbott decision, as well as the decision 211 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:32.559 to make Oklahoma— that was co-writer Ed Ferrara— the cruiserweight champion, 212 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:35.259 which ended up still happening on the pay-per-view, but was 213 00:10:35.320 --> 00:10:38.710 dropped two days later, and not changed the tag team 214 00:10:38.750 --> 00:10:42.730 titles from David Flair and Crowbar, which ended up going 215 00:10:42.789 --> 00:10:45.529 to an equally well-regarded by fans main event caliber team 216 00:10:45.649 --> 00:10:49.429 of Big Vito and Johnny the Bull at Thunder. Dave 217 00:10:49.470 --> 00:10:55.970 Meltzer wrote all that. Yeah. Basically rendering all of those 218 00:10:56.009 --> 00:11:00.129 belts meaningless led to a showdown internally on Friday with 219 00:11:00.210 --> 00:11:05.399 Russo being removed from his final decision-making position. Russo, who 220 00:11:05.450 --> 00:11:09.289 had 21 months left on a two-year incentive-based contract, was 221 00:11:09.350 --> 00:11:11.389 invited to stay with the company as part of a 222 00:11:11.450 --> 00:11:15.129 booking committee, which would have included Kevin Sullivan, J.J. Dillon, 223 00:11:15.250 --> 00:11:16.370 and Terry Taylor. 224 00:11:16.730 --> 00:11:19.950 And I think, if I'm not mistaken, a lot of 225 00:11:19.990 --> 00:11:21.789 people did not fucking want that. 226 00:11:22.169 --> 00:11:23.850

No, Russo didn't want to be part of a committee. 227 00:11:24.309 --> 00:11:25.950 No, and I think a lot of the boys fucked 228 00:11:25.970 --> 00:11:30.529 with Russo, like... it was either they liked russo and 229 00:11:30.710 --> 00:11:33.490 or they didn't like kevin sullivan. 230 00:11:33.590 --> 00:11:39.649 It wound up with benoit satulo simon these. 231 00:11:38.409 --> 00:11:41.259 Are all like shoot names of guys like okay things 232 00:11:41.379 --> 00:11:48.379 like conan and dean malenko and fucking uh shane douglas. 233 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:52.730 Right okay so it wound up with benoit satulo simon 234 00:11:52.870 --> 00:11:57.720 martin guerrero carlos ashenoff that's conan and Pete Gruner, that's 235 00:11:57.759 --> 00:12:01.409 Billy Kidman, going to Bush as a group asking for 236 00:12:01.529 --> 00:12:04.389 either their release or for Kevin Sullivan to be taken 237 00:12:04.429 --> 00:12:08.250 off the booking committee. Ashtonoff said he was also speaking 238 00:12:08.269 --> 00:12:11.500 for Juventus Guerrero and Ray Mysterio Jr., both of whom 239 00:12:11.549 --> 00:12:14.679 weren't at the pay-per-view due to, well, not being booked. 240 00:12:14.899 --> 00:12:17.120 Due to injuries, though. It says due to injuries. 241 00:12:17.259 --> 00:12:19.340 Okay, I was going to say, holy shit. How are 242 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:22.419 these guys not on the show? Well, I mean, Conan 243 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:25.299 speaking for Hoovy, at least probably is way better than 244 00:12:25.340 --> 00:12:26.379 Hoovy speaking for himself. 245 00:12:26.740 --> 00:12:28.039 Nah, you would have caused a scene in there. That 246 00:12:28.070 --> 00:12:34.169 would have been awesome. Fuck you. Kevin Sullivan, fuck you 247 00:12:34.210 --> 00:12:35.269 and fuck Florida. 248 00:12:37.429 --> 00:12:37.730 Hey. 249 00:12:37.990 --> 00:12:42.129 The next day, Hoovin 2 Guerrera, Psychosis, and Ray Mysterio Jr. 250 00:12:42.169 --> 00:12:46.120 talk with Blish. None asked for their release, but they 251 00:12:46.230 --> 00:12:48.450 all said that if the rest of the group left, 252 00:12:48.769 --> 00:12:50.009 they wanted to leave with them. 253 00:12:50.289 --> 00:12:53.009 I mean, that's a pretty big group. Obviously, like, you know, 254 00:12:53.090 --> 00:12:56.210 I think Benoit was the only guy being, you know, 255 00:12:56.330 --> 00:12:58.480 touted as a top guy. Obviously, they were about to 256 00:12:58.509 --> 00:13:00.419 give him the world title. But I mean, that's a 257 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:05.200 group of almost 10 guys here. Benoit, Guerrero, Ray, Psychosis. Like, 258 00:13:05.220 --> 00:13:07.460 this is a huge group of dudes that, like, if 259 00:13:07.500 --> 00:13:10.179 they all leave, I don't know what the show looks like. 260 00:13:10.230 --> 00:13:11.990 These guys at least have to be in every other 261 00:13:12.029 --> 00:13:12.649 seg on the show. 262 00:13:13.149 --> 00:13:16.049 Something super underrated around this part right here is that 263 00:13:16.110 --> 00:13:17.850 the Filthy Animals up to this point had been a 264 00:13:17.970 --> 00:13:20.610 huge part of this show. Like the Filthy Animals and 265 00:13:20.629 --> 00:13:23.029 the West Texas Rednecks was a huge feud for them. 266 00:13:23.769 --> 00:13:26.610 At one point, Benoit was going to, well, since he 267 00:13:26.649 --> 00:13:30.129 believed he was leaving anyways, not accept the title. The 268 00:13:30.169 --> 00:13:32.690 feeling was it was best for all concerned because as 269 00:13:32.769 --> 00:13:35.389 champion that had just been put over for the title, 270 00:13:35.570 --> 00:13:37.750 it gave him at least some leverage since nobody else 271 00:13:37.789 --> 00:13:40.399 in the group has a current top position. By this point, 272 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:43.149 while nothing was final, it did appear that Gruner's support 273 00:13:43.169 --> 00:13:46.070 of the group, that's Billy Kidman, was wavering and neither 274 00:13:46.110 --> 00:13:51.169 Guerrero or Ashenoff, that's Conan, were at the show. Bush 275 00:13:51.210 --> 00:13:54.169 proposed a compromise saying that he wasn't going to fire 276 00:13:54.210 --> 00:13:56.490 Kevin Sullivan from the company because, well, he's got a 277 00:13:56.509 --> 00:13:59.509 family to support, but he suggested that Kevin Sullivan be 278 00:13:59.529 --> 00:14:02.250 made booker of the WCW Saturday night show. 279 00:14:02.610 --> 00:14:03.450 WCW Collision? 280 00:14:03.870 --> 00:14:06.110 The wrestlers were told that they would never have to 281 00:14:06.149 --> 00:14:09.840 work the Saturday night tapings if they stayed, and thus 282 00:14:10.100 --> 00:14:13.269 Sullivan would have no power over their booking. He also 283 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:15.679 asked the group who they thought would make the strongest 284 00:14:15.740 --> 00:14:19.580 booking team, and they suggested Terry Taylor, Arn Anderson, and 285 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:23.360 Vince Russo. And the meeting ended amicably with what they 286 00:14:23.399 --> 00:14:24.730 thought was a compromise deal. 287 00:14:25.090 --> 00:14:27.450 That's pretty nuts that they would even like say, hey, like, 288 00:14:27.529 --> 00:14:29.409 who do you guys want to book this shit? Like, 289 00:14:30.059 --> 00:14:31.740 that's probably not for the boys to decide. 290 00:14:32.169 --> 00:14:34.210 The boys were running the whole company by this point. 291 00:14:34.850 --> 00:14:36.610 Of course. I mean, might as well just had Kevin 292 00:14:36.629 --> 00:14:37.200 Nash do it. 293 00:14:37.710 --> 00:14:39.889 Later in the afternoon, Bush called them in for a 294 00:14:40.009 --> 00:14:42.889 second meeting and told all of them except Chris Benoit, 295 00:14:43.190 --> 00:14:45.129 who the TV show was scheduled to be built around 296 00:14:45.169 --> 00:14:47.070 as new world champion, that they were going to be 297 00:14:47.110 --> 00:14:50.049 sent home. Perhaps partially because the

group had filed a 298 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:53.000 complaint with the Human Resources Department of Time Warner against 299 00:14:53.059 --> 00:14:54.860 road agent Mike Graham. 300 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:56.179 Oh, no. 301 00:14:57.919 --> 00:15:01.139 This was the guy that said Jeff Jarrett didn't draw anything. 302 00:15:01.210 --> 00:15:02.590 He broke a thousand guitars or whatever. 303 00:15:02.909 --> 00:15:05.570 Which, like, I feel like, you know, I'm sure he 304 00:15:05.590 --> 00:15:06.950 did a lot more in wrestling, but that is what 305 00:15:06.970 --> 00:15:07.570 I know him for. 306 00:15:07.950 --> 00:15:09.950 Yeah, yeah, me too. I'm sure he did something in 307 00:15:09.990 --> 00:15:11.289 Florida with Kevin Zolman. 308 00:15:11.750 --> 00:15:13.190 Everyone did something in goddamn Florida. 309 00:15:13.590 --> 00:15:15.960 The plan was that heel commissioner Kevin Nash was going 310 00:15:15.980 --> 00:15:18.500 to force Chris Benoit into three title defenses on the show. 311 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:21.980 One with Brian Nobbs. One with Lex Luger. 312 00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:28.639 What? I quit. No fucking way. 313 00:15:29.759 --> 00:15:32.159 And a third person whose name we're not sure of. 314 00:15:32.799 --> 00:15:35.259 Benoit was going to win all three matches, so clearly 315 00:15:35.299 --> 00:15:37.100 they were playing to his ego and giving him the 316 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:40.899 monster push to break away from the group, which would 317 00:15:40.950 --> 00:15:42.690 break the opposition to Kevin Sullivan. 318 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:44.539 See, I don't know. I don't trust him. I think 319 00:15:44.580 --> 00:15:47.379 Brian Nobbs would have got a goddamn inside cradle, held 320 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:48.720 it tight, new world champion. 321 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:50.240 I mean, if there was anyone that was going to 322 00:15:50.600 --> 00:15:52.639 do something in that match, it'd be Brian Nobbs. I 323 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:54.620 imagine that match would have went great. I mean, he 324 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:58.500 was probably 17-time hardcore champion by this point. Clearly, management 325 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:00.679 felt this was going to work because there didn't appear 326 00:16:00.710 --> 00:16:02.990 to be any major hesitation in putting the title on 327 00:16:03.029 --> 00:16:06.690 Benoit the previous day. Benoit said instead that if they 328 00:16:06.710 --> 00:16:09.090 were going to be sent home, he was leaving and 329 00:16:09.110 --> 00:16:10.629 that they were going to be together as a group. 330 00:16:11.169 --> 00:16:13.470 When Bush threatened that if he left with the group, 331 00:16:13.730 --> 00:16:16.029 he'd be stripped of the title, he didn't hesitate in 332 00:16:16.110 --> 00:16:18.289 saying he was staying with the group. And at this point, 333 00:16:18.340 --> 00:16:20.139 the group said at this point, they all wanted a 334 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:23.179 full release or the company

to get rid of Kevin Sullivan. 335 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:27.070 That's heavy, man. Obviously we see what, what comes with that. Uh, 336 00:16:27.769 --> 00:16:31.629 Benoit and Guerrero and Saturn and Malenko all leave. Uh, 337 00:16:31.730 --> 00:16:34.509 Shane Douglas has not come with them. Neither does Conan. 338 00:16:34.889 --> 00:16:36.289 You know, I imagine Ray and the rest of the 339 00:16:36.309 --> 00:16:38.789 boys decided to just stick around, which, you know, I 340 00:16:38.830 --> 00:16:40.789 think kind of worked out in at least some of 341 00:16:40.809 --> 00:16:43.789 their favors. Um, I remember there was a rumor that 342 00:16:43.809 --> 00:16:46.149 like Benoit had thrown the belt into the trash, but 343 00:16:46.169 --> 00:16:49.509 I think that was, uh, I think that was debunked. 344 00:16:50.029 --> 00:16:52.149 I think it was like Benoit, they said Benoit thrown 345 00:16:52.169 --> 00:16:54.649 in the trash, but it was, Uh, the group like 346 00:16:54.909 --> 00:16:57.190 stayed backstage for some time before the company got them 347 00:16:57.240 --> 00:16:59.320 new tickets home on a plane. And Benoit gave the 348 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:03.139 title to Nick Patrick. So nothing, nothing controversial about the belt. 349 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:04.900 He respected the title at the very least. 350 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:07.700 I got to tell you, by the way, the idea 351 00:17:07.940 --> 00:17:10.940 of taking this guy into a meeting and telling him 352 00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:13.289 we're going to give you that monster push. And then 353 00:17:13.309 --> 00:17:15.690 the first name you bring up to me is Brian knobs. 354 00:17:16.609 --> 00:17:19.349 I'm going to do a fucking, um, Stan Hanson. I'm 355 00:17:19.369 --> 00:17:20.789 gonna run the fucking belt over. I'm gonna take it 356 00:17:20.809 --> 00:17:22.329 out back with my pickup truck. I'm gonna run this 357 00:17:22.369 --> 00:17:25.460 piece of shit over it. Well, that is it for 358 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:27.359 the observers. And now it is time to get into 359 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:31.490 WWF Smackdown January 13th, 2000. 360 00:17:31.490 --> 00:17:39.470 All right. All right. 361 00:17:39.509 --> 00:17:42.799 Let's get into WWF Smackdown for January 13th, 2000 here. 362 00:17:49.490 --> 00:17:51.529 We start with a cold open here. The Rock tells 363 00:17:51.589 --> 00:17:55.130 Triple H and Stephanie to reinstate Mick Foley now. Or 364 00:17:55.309 --> 00:17:56.150 all the wrestlers. 365 00:17:56.390 --> 00:17:57.609 All of us. That's right. 366 00:17:57.789 --> 00:17:58.490 All of us out here. 367 00:17:58.529 --> 00:17:59.349 Kane's out here. 368 00:17:59.369 --> 00:18:01.299 Fucking big show. We're all leaving. 369 00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:04.900 Yeah, like... I had some questions. How did The Rock, 370 00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:07.339 like The Rock is the voice. Well, you know what? 371 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:09.160 I don't know why I'm questioning it. The Rock is 372 00:18:09.200 --> 00:18:11.079 the voice of the people. So like he would be 373 00:18:11.099 --> 00:18:12.059 the one to speak up, right? 374 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:16.720 The Rock has started the Wrestlers Association and we are 375 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:18.289 sick of how we're treated. 376 00:18:18.569 --> 00:18:19.329 Look at Kane. 377 00:18:19.349 --> 00:18:22.349 Look at Kane. 378 00:18:22.910 --> 00:18:29.910 Do you see the headbangers? What have you done to Maj? 379 00:18:30.569 --> 00:18:34.799 Wasn't he Chaz? What happened to Chaz, Triple H? 380 00:18:35.819 --> 00:18:39.119 Yeah, so he says that tonight you will reinstate Mick Foley. 381 00:18:39.539 --> 00:18:42.059 And if you do not meet our demands, every single 382 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:46.089 WWE superstar is ready to walk out on your candy asses. Which, 383 00:18:46.109 --> 00:18:49.190 you know, top guys, Headbangers, Kai and Ty, Albert, Kane 384 00:18:49.289 --> 00:18:51.049 looking huge with his arms crossed. 385 00:18:51.349 --> 00:18:53.490 Yeah, man, he was pissed. And girlfriend, by the way. 386 00:18:53.930 --> 00:18:55.910 And girlfriend who is also dressed like him. 387 00:18:56.230 --> 00:18:58.789 Dude, yeah, I didn't notice it until about halfway through 388 00:18:58.809 --> 00:19:00.670 the show, but she's got the cane fit on also. 389 00:19:00.809 --> 00:19:02.630 That's sick. I kind of love that, actually. 390 00:19:02.650 --> 00:19:03.349 Yeah, me too. 391 00:19:03.829 --> 00:19:05.740 So this is like the second time they did an 392 00:19:05.779 --> 00:19:07.599 angle where, well, I guess this is the first time 393 00:19:07.619 --> 00:19:09.059 there was an angle where people were going to walk 394 00:19:09.099 --> 00:19:10.359 out on Triple H. Do you remember when they did 395 00:19:10.380 --> 00:19:11.660 it like 10 years after this? 396 00:19:12.210 --> 00:19:14.170 Oh, yeah, I do remember that. Was it 10? It 397 00:19:14.190 --> 00:19:15.609 was probably more like 20. 398 00:19:15.609 --> 00:19:17.410 God damn, it was probably last week. 399 00:19:17.849 --> 00:19:20.710 It was probably like 15 years ago, yeah. It was 400 00:19:20.750 --> 00:19:22.990 like a vote of non-confidence or something. 401 00:19:23.009 --> 00:19:24.910 I do remember that. I vote no confidence. Yeah, Sin 402 00:19:24.970 --> 00:19:26.470 Cara stood up. 403 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:27.410 Kane was there, I think. 404 00:19:28.150 --> 00:19:32.079 Kane's still there, yeah, hey. He's still there. So Triple 405 00:19:32.099 --> 00:19:34.740 H reinstates Mick Foley, and Foley is there. He's celebrating. 406 00:19:35.059 --> 00:19:37.789 And Rock says, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Rock says, 407 00:19:38.269 --> 00:19:41.250 we're not done. Tonight, it's going to be the entire 408 00:19:41.329 --> 00:19:45.779 DX facing the Acolytes. But the Acolytes won't be alone. 409 00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:48.660 They'll have a tag team with them. The Rock and 410 00:19:48.720 -->

00:19:51.079 Sock Connection! The very first shot of the show of 411 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:53.059 this match is The Rock kicking Billy Gunn's ass. Like, 412 00:19:53.079 --> 00:19:55.779 that's his whole, like, his career never stops being that. 413 00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:57.920 Yeah, we see a lot of pre-tapes, actually, where Billy 414 00:19:57.960 --> 00:19:59.619 Gunn's just getting his ass whooped, which is cool. 415 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:01.980 Why do they do that so often? 416 00:20:02.440 --> 00:20:04.299 Mr. Ass is getting his ass kicked. It's just what 417 00:20:04.319 --> 00:20:04.619 it is. 418 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.220 Yeah, I guess that's what it was made for. Triple 419 00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:09.289 H goes for a tag and DX drop down from 420 00:20:09.309 --> 00:20:11.569 the apron. They're not having it because Triple H has 421 00:20:11.710 --> 00:20:13.730 been on a power trip with him and his wife, 422 00:20:13.789 --> 00:20:16.920 Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, SMH for short. 423 00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:20.240 Yeah, she's actually like running the company right now. I 424 00:20:20.279 --> 00:20:22.460 think she's like the one on TV, like the McMahon 425 00:20:22.509 --> 00:20:23.569 that's on TV right. 426 00:20:23.450 --> 00:20:23.789 Now, so. 427 00:20:24.089 --> 00:20:26.869 Yeah, Vince and Shane are not around currently. So yes, 428 00:20:27.029 --> 00:20:29.829 that's right. And yeah, DX fucking walk out on Triple 429 00:20:29.869 --> 00:20:31.829 H is pissed. Triple H is so pissed that he 430 00:20:31.890 --> 00:20:34.109 loads Mankind up on the announce table and pedigrees him 431 00:20:34.150 --> 00:20:34.529 through it. 432 00:20:34.890 --> 00:20:37.390 Oh my God, dude. Yeah, he holds the arms all 433 00:20:37.430 --> 00:20:39.130 the way down too, man. It was brutal. 434 00:20:39.390 --> 00:20:43.369 That is fucking insane. Like pedigree through a table is 435 00:20:43.549 --> 00:20:46.430 already nuts. The way he did it is egregious. 436 00:20:46.900 --> 00:20:49.799 Yeah, shout out Mick Foley also, man. He went full plank. 437 00:20:49.920 --> 00:20:51.700 I did not expect him to go full plank. For 438 00:20:51.740 --> 00:20:53.289 some reason, my brain, he was going to do like 439 00:20:53.329 --> 00:20:55.210 the cane bump on it, you know what I'm talking about? 440 00:20:55.230 --> 00:20:56.549 Right, like sideways, right? 441 00:20:56.630 --> 00:20:59.589 Yeah, like to the knees a little bit. Yeah, no, 442 00:20:59.690 --> 00:21:02.130 Mick Foley went full plank. I mean, this shit looks 443 00:21:02.230 --> 00:21:04.319 so good, guys. I don't know what to tell you. 444 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:07.500 He held the arms all the way down. It smashed 445 00:21:07.539 --> 00:21:08.099 this table. 446 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:09.700 It was like he was doing it to a dummy. 447 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:12.180 Yeah, like it could not have gone any better. Like 448 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:15.400 best case scenario was right there

for this, which I 449 00:21:15.420 --> 00:21:17.339 feel like WWF had a lot of at the time 450 00:21:17.359 --> 00:21:19.680 was like you could probably do some of these segments 451 00:21:19.829 --> 00:21:22.289 a hundred times. And the best one that you could 452 00:21:22.309 --> 00:21:23.970 have got out of it is the one that happened 453 00:21:23.990 --> 00:21:24.430 on the show. 454 00:21:24.549 --> 00:21:26.849 Right. They got super lucky, though. I mean, Triple H 455 00:21:26.869 --> 00:21:29.250 has had some instances. I don't know how many times 456 00:21:29.269 --> 00:21:30.910 that happened, but it has definitely been at least one 457 00:21:30.930 --> 00:21:32.609 where the table just went out underneath them. It might 458 00:21:32.630 --> 00:21:33.410 have been with Kurt. 459 00:21:33.750 --> 00:21:36.789 Yeah, dude, I mean, like, the fucking video where they're, uh, like, 460 00:21:36.849 --> 00:21:38.630 it's got Creed on it or whatever. I swear this 461 00:21:38.670 --> 00:21:40.009 is the video. For some reason, my head, it is. 462 00:21:40.150 --> 00:21:40.730 Oh, yeah, dude. 463 00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:43.349 Where Creed's playing, yeah. And, like, it's the one where 464 00:21:43.369 --> 00:21:45.750 the table, like, breaks before he does the pedigree. 465 00:21:45.789 --> 00:21:46.309 Yeah. 466 00:21:46.549 --> 00:21:48.829 He lands on Kurt's head, and then Kurt comes back 467 00:21:48.950 --> 00:21:50.730 out to wrestle. They don't include that part in the 468 00:21:50.759 --> 00:21:51.630 video for some reason. 469 00:21:52.450 --> 00:21:54.900 Which sucks, because that's an Olympic frickin' era right there. 470 00:21:54.940 --> 00:21:59.920 When you are with me. Kurt glassy-eyed, taking the pedigree. 471 00:22:02.380 --> 00:22:05.759 But yeah, perfect pedigree here. The music is super epic 472 00:22:05.779 --> 00:22:08.740 for this, by the way. It's, I mean, it's not like, 473 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:11.079 it's not like, I always got to solve for epic 474 00:22:11.099 --> 00:22:12.500 for some reason. Yeah, right. 475 00:22:12.539 --> 00:22:13.960 Well, that is epic. 476 00:22:13.980 --> 00:22:17.660 Yeah. But like, it's close. And Foley's fighting back after 477 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:20.319 the match. He's busted open crazy style because Triple H 478 00:22:20.339 --> 00:22:23.079 was beating him the shit. JR ends it with, Triple 479 00:22:23.099 --> 00:22:25.019 H is starting a war here. Will he be able 480 00:22:25.220 --> 00:22:28.220 to finish it? Good, good, good little open here. 481 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:32.690 Yeah, man, that was awesome. Like, Mankind getting bloodied up and, like, 482 00:22:32.990 --> 00:22:35.880 from him getting bloodied up, he fired up. Yeah, like, 483 00:22:35.910 --> 00:22:38.400 the way this came together was super cool. 484 00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:40.980 Yeah, and JR is, I mean, there might not be 485 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:43.539 a better drive-a-point-home guy than JR. 486 00:22:44.000 -->

00:22:45.740 No, man, he fucking hates Triple H, too. 487 00:22:46.500 --> 00:22:50.299 Son of a bitch. They should do a Creed video 488 00:22:50.319 --> 00:22:51.509 for JR hating Triple H. 489 00:22:52.900 --> 00:22:54.849 Yeah, Triple H is in the ring and he's doing 490 00:22:54.869 --> 00:22:57.789 the reaction to Cat is Jack and down the ramp 491 00:22:57.869 --> 00:22:59.670 is JR walking, wagging his finger. 492 00:23:03.970 --> 00:23:08.690 If you are with me, I'm free. 493 00:23:09.150 --> 00:23:10.289 You son of a bitch. 494 00:23:10.309 --> 00:23:13.410 I'm careless. 495 00:23:13.589 --> 00:23:15.930 Damn it, no. Triple H, duh. 496 00:23:17.910 --> 00:23:18.950 I'm free. 497 00:23:18.970 --> 00:23:22.309 I love it. That's fucking, I mean, that song is 498 00:23:22.450 --> 00:23:23.990 so wrestling it shouldn't be, though. 499 00:23:25.289 --> 00:23:28.009 Yeah, man. No, yeah, for real. Well, we get the 500 00:23:28.029 --> 00:23:31.019 SmackDown intro. Everybody on the ground. 501 00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:53.009 Come on. That's classic. Nothing means more than me. like 502 00:23:53.069 --> 00:23:55.190 jim johnson in the booth talking. 503 00:23:55.009 --> 00:24:00.950 About this shit means something to me man. 504 00:24:01.289 --> 00:24:03.509 There's a good chance that people like have heard that 505 00:24:03.529 --> 00:24:05.329 song a million times and don't hear that part because 506 00:24:05.369 --> 00:24:07.849 it's super behind the song. 507 00:24:09.130 --> 00:24:11.880 I hear it every time man yeah i have ever. 508 00:24:11.740 --> 00:24:13.619 Since we talked about it i can't not hear it 509 00:24:13.660 --> 00:24:16.000 if you if you haven't heard it guys watch the 510 00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:18.380 smackdown intro and you'll hear jim johnson in the. 511 00:24:23.190 --> 00:24:25.750 Which is awesome i can't get enough of this. 512 00:24:26.069 --> 00:24:28.289 But dude i mean i'm super nostalgic for this intro 513 00:24:28.349 --> 00:24:30.170 i love this fucking intro i. 514 00:24:30.130 --> 00:24:32.210 Love all of it you know like so it turns 515 00:24:32.250 --> 00:24:34.250 into the ball and then the ball makes that sound 516 00:24:34.309 --> 00:24:36.779 effect as it makes way into the arena we get 517 00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:39.960 the pyro all around the oval and then the final 518 00:24:40.000 --> 00:24:43.759 explosion and the zoom in on the smackdown like i 519 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:45.859 know we watch it here we're watching our screens and 520 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:47.339 all that shit i got an oled screen i'm watching 521 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:50.009 on the oled shit but like The intro of this 522 00:24:50.049 --> 00:24:52.630 show in 4.3 on a CRT should be put in 523 00:24:52.670 --> 00:24:56.710 a fucking museum. It is bar none the coolest thing ever, man. 524 00:24:56.990 --> 00:24:59.930 I love that most of the shots in this intro 525 00:24:59.950 --> 00:25:03.880 are not even from SmackDown. Especially from Raw and like pay-per-views. 526 00:25:04.230 --> 00:25:05.619 Wait, are they really not from SmackDown? 527 00:25:06.059 --> 00:25:08.660 I think most, I mean, I could be wrong, but 528 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:10.759 it looks like most of them are usually Red Rope moments. 529 00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:12.200 And I think those are all Raw. 530 00:25:12.930 --> 00:25:15.299 So Michael Cole and Jerry the King Lawler welcome us 531 00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:18.200 to the sold-out Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois. 532 00:25:18.500 --> 00:25:21.039 We're 10 days from the Rumble 2000. This is also, 533 00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:24.259 for anyone keeping track, this is Right Side Ovaltron. This 534 00:25:24.299 --> 00:25:25.079 changes a lot. 535 00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:27.420 Yeah, we've been to the Allstate Arena, right? 536 00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:28.420 Was that AEW? 537 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:31.190 Was that AEW? I think they did the Allstate Arena, right? 538 00:25:31.210 --> 00:25:33.609 I think, yeah, that's right. That was where Punk had 539 00:25:33.650 --> 00:25:34.529 his first match back. 540 00:25:35.029 --> 00:25:36.289 We weren't there for that, were we? 541 00:25:36.609 --> 00:25:37.009 Yeah. 542 00:25:37.329 --> 00:25:38.150 Oh, hell yeah, we were. 543 00:25:38.170 --> 00:25:44.940 No! We did a podcast that weekend. Like, from there. 544 00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:46.140 Nah, for real. 545 00:25:46.420 --> 00:25:49.430 It was him. You were there. I swear you were there. Remember, 546 00:25:49.450 --> 00:25:53.950 it was Christian and Kenny and Darby, Facepunk, Big Show 547 00:25:53.970 --> 00:25:55.549 had a handicap match. I remember all this. 548 00:25:55.710 --> 00:25:57.819 Oh, I remember the Big Show. You're damn right I do. 549 00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:01.500 You're damn right. That was when we debuted that theme song. 550 00:26:03.259 --> 00:26:05.259 He didn't debut it, but this shit was awesome. It 551 00:26:05.420 --> 00:26:07.779 debuted in my life, because I saw it in person. 552 00:26:08.259 --> 00:26:11.119 That song doesn't have any all year in it. It should, though. Dude, yeah. 553 00:26:11.140 --> 00:26:14.299 It's been a long, long road, and we're just getting started. 554 00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:22.880 So we start off here with Triple H and Stephanie 555 00:26:22.900 --> 00:26:25.119 McMahon Helmsley. They're going to do a town hall. 556 00:26:25.509 --> 00:26:29.450 Yo, Jimmy, hit me with that Triple H. Jimmy, of course. 557 00:26:29.470 --> 00:26:29.910 My time. 558 00:26:29.970 --> 00:26:32.650 Jim Johnston. Old Jimmy Johnston. My time. 559 00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:36.640 Yo, Jimmy, hit me with that. 560 00:26:37.339 --> 00:26:42.740 Oh, I got you, my man. I got you on 561 00:26:42.779 --> 00:26:46.569 that one. Yeah, so Triple H comes out. I mean, this, again, 562 00:26:46.589 --> 00:26:48.589 I can't brag enough about how much I love this 563 00:26:48.710 --> 00:26:52.390 Triple H, this look, this fucking song, the whole

deal here. 564 00:26:52.789 --> 00:26:55.000 I'm a big mark for this version of Triple H. 565 00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:57.119 Pre-injury Triple H is a demon, dude. 566 00:26:57.400 --> 00:27:00.160 Yeah, this is a beast right here. And they do 567 00:27:00.420 --> 00:27:02.329 cold dubbed commentary. And he says, we know Triple H 568 00:27:02.349 --> 00:27:04.609 has been gloating all week over his win over the 569 00:27:04.789 --> 00:27:07.589 reinstated mankind. And they say there's going to be a 570 00:27:07.710 --> 00:27:12.470 major reconstruction project where DX is concerned here. Because obviously 571 00:27:12.490 --> 00:27:15.319 there was issues last week. I mean, I would just 572 00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:17.720 kick Road Dogg out of the group. 573 00:27:18.329 --> 00:27:20.309 He's like the most over person in the group right now. 574 00:27:20.650 --> 00:27:21.930 Yeah, that's Triple H's problem. 575 00:27:23.349 --> 00:27:24.990 He said we have to do something where maybe we 576 00:27:25.009 --> 00:27:27.410 like stop me with DX or something. 577 00:27:28.450 --> 00:27:30.450 Yeah, maybe we can like you guys go do something else. 578 00:27:30.470 --> 00:27:32.500 Can we bring his dad in or something? Where's Bullet Bob? 579 00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:38.140 Jerry Lawler calls Triple H and Stephanie the first couple 580 00:27:38.180 --> 00:27:41.339 of the WBF. Lawler is just super pro them on 581 00:27:41.380 --> 00:27:43.309 this show, which I thought was funny. Yeah, right. 582 00:27:43.349 --> 00:27:44.690 He's just trolling basically. 583 00:27:44.869 --> 00:27:45.089 Yeah. 584 00:27:45.589 --> 00:27:47.529 Stephanie tries to talk and they air horn her, which 585 00:27:47.630 --> 00:27:48.930 I thought was very funny. 586 00:27:49.450 --> 00:27:51.890 Air horns are underrated, man. They're like part of wrestling 587 00:27:51.930 --> 00:27:52.509 culture to me. 588 00:27:53.069 --> 00:27:54.930 I can't believe you can even bring an air horn 589 00:27:54.970 --> 00:27:57.150 into a show like this. Like how the fuck they 590 00:27:57.170 --> 00:27:58.019 just let you do that? 591 00:27:58.259 --> 00:28:00.319 They were so concerned with laser pointers. They just let 592 00:28:00.339 --> 00:28:01.099 them come right through. 593 00:28:01.809 --> 00:28:04.210 Stephanie says, as it pertains to Monday night on Raw, 594 00:28:04.349 --> 00:28:07.450 no WWF superstars are leaving this company, which is so funny. 595 00:28:07.490 --> 00:28:10.069 I mean, like this promo coming, her saying no one's 596 00:28:10.089 --> 00:28:12.630 leaving WWF and then like 10 guys trying to leave 597 00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:15.140 WCW at the same time. Like that can't be a coincidence. 598 00:28:15.380 --> 00:28:16.519 Yeah, no, for sure. 599 00:28:16.779 --> 00:28:18.740 Which makes that segment on Raw even funnier that the 600 00:28:18.779 --> 00:28:20.380 whole roster said we're going to leave if you don't 601 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:23.319 fucking reinstate Mick

Foley to Triple H. Like pretty much 602 00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:26.990 a one for one of what happened to WCW. Stephanie says, 603 00:28:27.069 --> 00:28:28.930 one thing to remember, there's only one McMahon running the 604 00:28:28.970 --> 00:28:31.420 company right now, and that's me. And I happen to 605 00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:34.269 be married to the WWF champion, the Game Triple H. 606 00:28:34.859 --> 00:28:37.259 And it's time for the game to talk. Now, you know, 607 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:42.569 after Monday, the crowd starts chanting asshole and Jerry Lawler 608 00:28:42.589 --> 00:28:45.789 has had enough. Lawler says, they don't got much. 609 00:28:45.650 --> 00:28:48.109 To cheer here for here in Chicago. Got the Bulls, 610 00:28:48.490 --> 00:28:48.910 White Sox. 611 00:28:49.549 --> 00:28:50.230 The Bears? 612 00:28:52.490 --> 00:28:55.230 Yeah, that was a shout-out right there because of Mongo McMichael, 613 00:28:55.259 --> 00:28:57.299 everyone's favorite WCW superstar. 614 00:28:57.940 --> 00:29:00.740 Triple H says, after Monday, I can't help but feel 615 00:29:00.779 --> 00:29:03.220 the need to come in here and apologize. So he 616 00:29:03.859 --> 00:29:06.640 says he's ready to apologize before the people, but not 617 00:29:06.660 --> 00:29:09.539 to any of you. And certainly not to any of 618 00:29:09.559 --> 00:29:13.400 the 50 ingrates that surrounded this ring, threatening to walk. 619 00:29:13.859 --> 00:29:15.700 So Triple H says, I make no apologies to you, 620 00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:18.309 but I do make it to DX. I was wrong, 621 00:29:18.349 --> 00:29:20.589 and I try to fix those mistakes with tough love. And, 622 00:29:21.029 --> 00:29:22.490 you know, I did to you what I would have 623 00:29:22.509 --> 00:29:24.230 had you do to me. I showed you tough love, 624 00:29:24.250 --> 00:29:28.210 and you showed it right back to me. Dog, Billy, X-Fog. 625 00:29:28.990 --> 00:29:29.630 I love that. 626 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:35.650 That's dog. All right, dog. Billy. Billy? You should have 627 00:29:35.710 --> 00:29:45.559 said dog. Dog ass. Dog ass pack. Dog ass pack? 628 00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:49.960 That's what I'm running against on Monday, brother. The dog 629 00:29:50.059 --> 00:29:52.319 ass pack. And there's no way they're outdrawing me, dude. 630 00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:54.759 Triple H says, when you walked out on me, you 631 00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:57.079 showed me tough love and you made me realize the era. 632 00:29:57.420 --> 00:30:00.809 He legit says era. The era of my ways. And 633 00:30:00.849 --> 00:30:03.609 I'm here to apologize to you, but not only apologize, 634 00:30:03.950 --> 00:30:05.130 but to right the wrong. And I'm going to show 635 00:30:05.150 --> 00:30:09.410 you how sorry I am. Sorry with the outlaws. Dog. Billy. 636 00:30:12.230 --> 00:30:13.509 I'm going to make this match. You know, it's kind 637 00:30:13.549 --> 00:30:17.069 of good and bad, but tonight in this very ring. 638 00:30:17.369 --> 00:30:18.769 Fucking classic. 639 00:30:19.049 --> 00:30:20.869 Dude, I mean, he really got in there on that one. 640 00:30:21.009 --> 00:30:22.329 Ring. Ring. 641 00:30:22.410 --> 00:30:22.769 Yeah. 642 00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:26.579 Two of you will face and handicap match Bradshaw of 643 00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:31.019 the Acolytes. No disqualification, and if Farouk interferes, the Acolytes 644 00:30:31.059 --> 00:30:32.720 lose their shot at the tag titles at the Rumble. 645 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:35.579 And Jerry Lawler says, well, that's fair. You can't argue that. 646 00:30:36.700 --> 00:30:37.880 Hey, man, fuck you. 647 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:39.569 And fuck you. 648 00:30:39.589 --> 00:30:43.089 All right. We're not going to get into this. We 649 00:30:43.609 --> 00:30:45.269 have 15 more minutes of this town hall. 650 00:30:45.670 --> 00:30:45.910 Oh, yeah. 651 00:30:47.029 --> 00:30:47.750 Well, he's darned. 652 00:30:48.809 --> 00:30:51.640 Triple H says, you know, I do feel sorry for this, 653 00:30:51.660 --> 00:30:54.039 but you're going to have to work twice tonight. They 654 00:30:54.460 --> 00:30:57.150 tried to do this Benoit on fucking Nitro. This doesn't work. 655 00:30:57.210 --> 00:31:00.730 Yeah, but at least he named Bradshaw Farouk. Like, imagine 656 00:31:00.769 --> 00:31:03.470 this segment on WCW and they say Brian Nobbs. 657 00:31:03.869 --> 00:31:06.490 Brian Nobbs, Jerry Sags, and Lash LaRue. 658 00:31:08.049 --> 00:31:09.410 Lash LaRue, why'd you say fuck me for? 659 00:31:09.430 --> 00:31:15.539 No, Lash LaRue would have said, And don't call me 660 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:16.140 Lash LaRue. 661 00:31:16.200 --> 00:31:17.700 I'm Captain Jackass Boner. 662 00:31:18.259 --> 00:31:18.960 Sorry, right? 663 00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:26.819 That's dog and that's captain jackass voter triple it says 664 00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:28.740 when you finish that match off to come out here 665 00:31:28.779 --> 00:31:32.529 and face Farouk and handicap match and no DQ and 666 00:31:32.549 --> 00:31:35.609 if Rachel interferes the acolytes loser tags title shots at 667 00:31:35.630 --> 00:31:38.430 the rumble I mean this seems fucking this seems fucking 668 00:31:38.450 --> 00:31:41.569 bullshit man like the acolytes also should have beat them 669 00:31:41.609 --> 00:31:43.230 both times spoilers. 670 00:31:42.990 --> 00:31:44.960 That would have been funny as fuck man I mean 671 00:31:44.980 --> 00:31:47.539 like one of them should have at least beat like 672 00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:49.440 like you know what I mean like I don't know 673 00:31:49.859 --> 00:31:52.119 maybe the ref goes down and like he does come 674 00:31:52.269 --> 00:31:53.880 out or something like that. That would have been fun. 675 00:31:54.190 --> 00:31:56.690 Or somebody else interferes. That's not one of them. Right. 676 00:31:56.769 --> 00:31:59.130 And like cost them something like that. Cause it was 677 00:31:59.170 --> 00:32:01.549 no DQ. I

thought there'd be some other run in. Yeah. 678 00:32:01.609 --> 00:32:03.680 Like my mind was kind of racing for the Farouk 679 00:32:03.779 --> 00:32:05.759 one since we already saw the Bradshaw and later tonight. 680 00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:06.220 Yeah. 681 00:32:06.339 --> 00:32:08.279 And, uh, nah, man, they kind of just beat the 682 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:09.640 fuck out of Farouk. That sucked. 683 00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:10.339 Yeah. 684 00:32:10.700 --> 00:32:13.460 Dude, like he kind of like road dog is. 685 00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.039 Yeah. Run him down. Yeah. 686 00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:18.819 Beat this guy's ass. He should never. There should never 687 00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:20.720 be a point in any road dog match. I'm watching 688 00:32:20.740 --> 00:32:24.660 where this guy is up actively. He should always be down. 689 00:32:25.470 --> 00:32:27.960 He should always be fighting up and not getting it. 690 00:32:28.630 --> 00:32:31.150 So Triple H says, you know, X-Pac, you and I 691 00:32:31.150 --> 00:32:32.930 have been the tightest. You're like a brother to me. 692 00:32:33.549 --> 00:32:35.170 You and I are going to get in this ring together. 693 00:32:35.190 --> 00:32:38.869 We're going to stand side by side. And we're going 694 00:32:38.890 --> 00:32:41.940 to take on the big show. In the rack! 695 00:32:43.619 --> 00:32:47.029 Dude, I mean, like, Triple H says the rack like 696 00:32:47.029 --> 00:32:48.769 40 times tonight. 697 00:32:49.049 --> 00:32:52.750 We get racked like a hurricane, man. Like, it's fucking insane. 698 00:32:52.809 --> 00:32:53.390 Rack. 699 00:32:55.059 --> 00:32:55.640 X-Pac. 700 00:32:56.019 --> 00:32:57.599 We're facing Big Show in the rack. 701 00:32:58.900 --> 00:33:00.920 Dog. Billy. 702 00:33:03.650 --> 00:33:04.829 I love this business. 703 00:33:07.470 --> 00:33:11.410 Now, as for mankind, if you thought what you did 704 00:33:11.450 --> 00:33:13.410 on Monday, you thought you had me backed against the wall, 705 00:33:13.730 --> 00:33:16.089 but you were wrong. I beat you in the center 706 00:33:16.109 --> 00:33:19.569 of this ring. One, two, three. I left you laying 707 00:33:19.589 --> 00:33:21.869 in a puddle of your own blood. And at the Rumble, 708 00:33:22.150 --> 00:33:24.049 what you experienced Monday is just a small taste of 709 00:33:24.069 --> 00:33:26.130 what you'll receive at the Rumble. He says your blood 710 00:33:26.150 --> 00:33:28.529 will stain New York City. That's a fucking pretty hard line. 711 00:33:28.549 --> 00:33:28.910 I like that. 712 00:33:28.970 --> 00:33:31.390 Yeah, not for real. I mean, he also, like, there 713 00:33:31.410 --> 00:33:33.299 was one point in this, like, right at the beginning, 714 00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:35.839 he says, if you had my back against the wall, sorry. 715 00:33:35.859 --> 00:33:39.160 I don't know why he sounded just like James Storm there. 716 00:33:39.180 --> 00:33:40.609 Yes, sorry. 717 00:33:40.630 --> 00:33:43.990 Yeah, like, I thought it was like a soundbite from 718 00:33:44.069 --> 00:33:45.829 TNA there. It was so, like, I had to do 719 00:33:45.849 --> 00:33:46.410 a double take. 720 00:33:46.609 --> 00:33:47.049 Sorry. 721 00:33:47.069 --> 00:33:48.190 What the fuck? 722 00:33:51.089 --> 00:33:54.589 Triple H says, after all we so ever graciously reinstated you, 723 00:33:55.269 --> 00:33:57.880 I've got nowhere to go. I've got nowhere special to be. 724 00:33:58.299 --> 00:34:00.059 So if you got the guts, we don't have to 725 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:01.880 wait to the rumble. Why don't you bring it down 726 00:34:01.900 --> 00:34:04.599 here right now? Then I'll finish what I start on Monday. 727 00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:07.410 So he wants mankind to come out here. Come on. 728 00:34:07.789 --> 00:34:09.929 Show me some of that testicular fortitude you always talk 729 00:34:09.949 --> 00:34:10.369 about and. 730 00:34:10.309 --> 00:34:10.989 Make the walk. 731 00:34:11.389 --> 00:34:13.130 Make the walk is awesome. I love that. More people 732 00:34:13.150 --> 00:34:14.030 need to say make the walk. 733 00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:16.949 I like that, too. Yeah, it feels very real. Yeah, 734 00:34:16.989 --> 00:34:17.360 I like it. 735 00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:22.269 So Mankind's music hits, and my God, here comes, well, 736 00:34:22.309 --> 00:34:24.389 it's Mankind, but it's a lot smellier version of him. 737 00:34:24.409 --> 00:34:24.929 That's odd. 738 00:34:26.070 --> 00:34:27.989 There's that poor, pathetic Mankind. 739 00:34:28.789 --> 00:34:31.769 Cole says, that's not Mick Foley. And Lawless says, Cole, 740 00:34:31.789 --> 00:34:36.070 that's Mankind. We see that nasty shirt and that stupid mask. 741 00:34:36.590 --> 00:34:36.989 Ugly. 742 00:34:37.949 --> 00:34:45.679 Hey, man. Fuck you. Fat bastard piece of shit. So 743 00:34:45.780 --> 00:34:49.239 fake mankind is out here. This is Midian, by the way. What? Really? 744 00:34:49.260 --> 00:34:50.079 Yeah, it is. 745 00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:50.780 It's Dennis Knight. 746 00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:51.300 Midian? 747 00:34:51.550 --> 00:34:56.170 Yes, it is. Wow. That's why it smells. Dude, holy shit. 748 00:34:56.210 --> 00:34:57.429 I actually didn't know it was Midian. 749 00:34:58.190 --> 00:35:01.150 Yes, because they did this. I think there might have 750 00:35:01.170 --> 00:35:03.210 been another episode that we watched where they were doing 751 00:35:03.269 --> 00:35:06.170 something where like Triple H had a fake mankind. Like, 752 00:35:06.190 --> 00:35:07.590 I don't know if we watched it or if I 753 00:35:07.610 --> 00:35:10.320 just seen it recently where he was like going around 754 00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:14.579 Disney as fake mankind. It was video. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, 755 00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:15.900 I don't know if we watched it or not, or 756 00:35:16.019 --> 00:35:16.739 we got to check that out. 757 00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:17.780 But I haven't seen that. 758 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:19.559 Yeah,

maybe we got to. It might have been. It's 759 00:35:19.579 --> 00:35:20.900 probably pretty recent to this, actually. 760 00:35:20.929 --> 00:35:21.449 OK, yeah. 761 00:35:22.050 --> 00:35:24.570 So Fake Mankind's in the ring. I mean, Fake Mankind 762 00:35:24.590 --> 00:35:25.989 does my Mankind voice. 763 00:35:26.230 --> 00:35:28.610 Yeah, actually, Mitty was okay at this. 764 00:35:30.219 --> 00:35:31.469 I just want to say I'm sorry you had to 765 00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:34.519 kick my butt last Monday on Raw. And I'm sorry 766 00:35:34.539 --> 00:35:38.219 you're probably the greatest wrestler I've ever seen, watched, or 767 00:35:38.300 --> 00:35:41.900 thought about in my entire life. That was awesome. I'm 768 00:35:41.960 --> 00:35:44.159 sorry that you're probably the greatest wrestler I've ever seen. 769 00:35:44.179 --> 00:35:48.300 I'd just like to apologize because every time I see you, 770 00:35:48.340 --> 00:35:50.730 it makes me feel more pathetic. And Triple H says, 771 00:35:50.769 --> 00:35:52.969 you're the most pathetic person I've ever met in my life. 772 00:35:53.989 --> 00:35:58.340 That is so fucking funny. Every time I just feel 773 00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:02.860 more pathetic. You are the most pathetic person I've ever 774 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:04.019 seen in my whole life. 775 00:36:05.300 --> 00:36:09.219 And not just because you're dressed as mankind, Dennis. What? 776 00:36:12.340 --> 00:36:16.159 Is this a shoot? I know it's taped, so you 777 00:36:16.219 --> 00:36:24.000 over here cut that out. He's like, shit. Okay. 778 00:36:25.099 --> 00:36:28.239 I'm surprised he didn't rip the fucking mask off, you know. 779 00:36:28.659 --> 00:36:30.739 I'm guessing that's probably why, because people are like, holy shit, 780 00:36:30.780 --> 00:36:34.710 it's fucking Minion. Yeah, it would have. 781 00:36:35.110 --> 00:36:36.769 Yeah, that's the exact reaction. 782 00:36:37.670 --> 00:36:39.710 Like when DDP took the hood off to reveal he 783 00:36:39.730 --> 00:36:41.480 was the stalker, it would have been the same reaction. Oh, 784 00:36:41.489 --> 00:36:41.949 the pop? 785 00:36:41.989 --> 00:36:43.389 Yeah, it would have been the exact same. 786 00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:46.920 Oh my God, it's Minion. JR would have showed up 787 00:36:46.980 --> 00:36:47.900 on SmackDown for it. 788 00:36:49.730 --> 00:36:51.510 You want to walk down wagging his finger? 789 00:36:51.849 --> 00:36:57.860 Oh, my God. Triple H, you son of a... Wait, 790 00:36:57.900 --> 00:37:11.409 is that a minion? Oh, my God. Minion, die. So 791 00:37:11.449 --> 00:37:15.130 Mankind's music hits again. Now another fake Mankind comes out. 792 00:37:15.170 --> 00:37:19.409 Okay, I wrote that down too. How fucking funny would 793 00:37:19.449 --> 00:37:22.489 that have been if another fake Mankind, like Will Sasso 794 00:37:22.530 --> 00:37:23.679 as Mankind came down? 795 00:37:23.699 --> 00:37:26.960 Yeah, holy shit. Now hold on, that's not really me. 796 00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:29.079 This is me. And I suck. 797 00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:35.469 I'm absolutely pathetic. You are the most pathetic person I've 798 00:37:35.550 --> 00:37:36.769 seen in this segment. 799 00:37:38.110 --> 00:37:41.250 So the real Mankind actually does come out here. Fake 800 00:37:41.289 --> 00:37:43.889 Mankind panics in the ring. And Michael Cole says, that's 801 00:37:43.929 --> 00:37:47.340 the real Mankind. And Jerry Lawler says, nobody asked him 802 00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:47.940 to come out of here. 803 00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:51.300 I think Cole says, yeah. 804 00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:57.559 Yes, he did. He literally said that. Mankind's wearing the 805 00:37:57.599 --> 00:37:59.760 bloody shirt that he had on from Raw because he's 806 00:37:59.820 --> 00:38:01.510 dirty and never washes his clothes. 807 00:38:01.530 --> 00:38:04.590 Yeah, I love that, man. I thought that was so cool. Like, 808 00:38:04.630 --> 00:38:08.090 he's still wearing the fucking... Shit they got beat up in. Yeah, 809 00:38:08.110 --> 00:38:08.670 that was cool. 810 00:38:09.190 --> 00:38:12.510 So Mankind says, Triple H, that is enough. 811 00:38:13.429 --> 00:38:14.630 That really did sound like me. 812 00:38:17.789 --> 00:38:19.570 How did you find that guy? 813 00:38:21.610 --> 00:38:22.230 Who is that? 814 00:38:24.849 --> 00:38:30.219 He starts doing doink spots. So Mankind says, is that 815 00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:32.860 what you get off on? Making fun of me? How 816 00:38:32.900 --> 00:38:35.260 much more do you want from me? First you take 817 00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:39.449 my job. Then you bring out this idiot. You take 818 00:38:39.489 --> 00:38:42.039 away my dignity. Fake mankind should have been like, hey, 819 00:38:42.050 --> 00:38:43.969 what the fuck? Call me an idiot? Hey, man, I'm 820 00:38:43.989 --> 00:38:44.369 an idiot. 821 00:38:44.389 --> 00:38:44.869 You know me. 822 00:38:48.170 --> 00:38:51.400 Then on Monday, what should have been the greatest night 823 00:38:51.420 --> 00:38:54.139 of my life when I was reinstated, you take me 824 00:38:54.159 --> 00:39:00.309 and you ruin my shirt and my face. And I'll 825 00:39:00.329 --> 00:39:02.570 be honest, when I stepped in that shower and I 826 00:39:02.590 --> 00:39:04.929 let the cold water run down my head and I 827 00:39:04.969 --> 00:39:07.289 looked in the blood as it swirled around the drain, 828 00:39:07.309 --> 00:39:11.599 I started to think about what Mankind was. Mankind is 829 00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:15.340 an entertaining son of a gun. He's a pretty damn 830 00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:20.139 good author. Mankind's one tough SOB. Now, this is where 831 00:39:20.179 --> 00:39:23.150 we start getting close-up shots of Triple H's face, which 832 00:39:23.150 --> 00:39:26.530 this was fantastic work here with the camera work and 833 00:39:26.530 --> 00:39:28.920 the promo and like Triple H selling for this like 834 00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:32.940 and Triple H obviously

Mankind's a fantastic fucking promo but 835 00:39:32.980 --> 00:39:34.639 Triple H selling this makes this whole. 836 00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:37.380 Thing they're all legendary I've seen these reactions like a 837 00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:39.000 hundred times in my life probably. 838 00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:41.860 So Mankind says so it saddens me to say after 839 00:39:41.900 --> 00:39:44.570 the beating you gave me on Monday one thing Mankind 840 00:39:44.610 --> 00:39:47.849 is not is ready to face you in a street 841 00:39:47.869 --> 00:39:52.230 fight at the Royal Rumble Triple H smiles, shitty fucking 842 00:39:52.829 --> 00:39:55.590 smirk on his face. That's a legendary one, too. It is. Yeah, 843 00:39:55.610 --> 00:39:58.750 it is. Because without a doubt, you are the game. 844 00:39:59.269 --> 00:40:01.719 You're the best in the business right now. And as 845 00:40:01.739 --> 00:40:04.860 you said, mankind in some ways is nothing more than 846 00:40:04.900 --> 00:40:10.360 a beaten up, pathetic fool. But WWE fans deserve a substitute. 847 00:40:11.000 --> 00:40:12.980 And what I'm going to do, Triple H, is I'm 848 00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.159 going to name him right now. As a matter of fact, 849 00:40:16.739 --> 00:40:21.480 I think you know the guy. This, like, on paper, 850 00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:25.889 this shouldn't work. Like, this sounds insane. Like, a guy 851 00:40:25.929 --> 00:40:27.730 that's just another guy takes off the mask and the 852 00:40:27.769 --> 00:40:30.340 crowd goes, oh my fucking god, it's him. Like, everyone 853 00:40:30.389 --> 00:40:31.539 knows who this is. 854 00:40:31.980 --> 00:40:34.860 Yeah, like, him playing off his own gimmicks and him 855 00:40:35.019 --> 00:40:37.880 doing that for so long in the WWF, you know? 856 00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:41.320 like makes this work and uh i mean his delivery 857 00:40:41.340 --> 00:40:43.519 here is awesome and the crowd pop and everything it's 858 00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:45.159 really cool oh my god. 859 00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.960 It's fucking fantastic he should have pulled it off and 860 00:40:47.019 --> 00:40:52.909 had like dude love glasses on oops i think you 861 00:40:52.949 --> 00:40:57.750 know the guy he's a really hip dude 2005 mick 862 00:40:57.809 --> 00:40:59.409 would have absolutely done that oh. 863 00:40:59.409 --> 00:41:04.659 My god against edge TNA Mick Foley would have absolutely. 864 00:41:04.019 --> 00:41:05.920 Done that, too. Oh, my God. Dude, yeah, he rips 865 00:41:05.980 --> 00:41:07.619 his shirt off. It's the Dude Love shirt. He's got 866 00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:11.989 the fucking paint on tattoo. Dude Love. Oh, wait a minute. 867 00:41:12.010 --> 00:41:12.750 Not that guy. 868 00:41:12.789 --> 00:41:14.010 Whoops. 869 00:41:14.449 --> 00:41:17.349 Sorry about that, guys. I think you know the guy. 870 00:41:17.670 --> 00:41:19.650 He's a New York Times bestseller. 871 00:41:19.670 --> 00:41:21.429 It's Mick Foley. 872 00:41:22.550 --> 00:41:23.809 I think you know the guy. 873 00:41:23.829 --> 00:41:25.449 It's Mick Foley. 874 00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:29.099 It's just me, man. 875 00:41:29.219 --> 00:41:29.500 God. 876 00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:32.969 I got you. 877 00:41:33.650 --> 00:41:36.139 Yeah, 2005 mix, definitely doing that, looking at the camera, 878 00:41:36.159 --> 00:41:36.900 putting the thumb up. 879 00:41:37.019 --> 00:41:39.510 Oh, fuck. I probably would have laughed at it too. 880 00:41:39.530 --> 00:41:42.659 That's the shitty part. So Mankind, he takes off the mask. 881 00:41:43.139 --> 00:41:46.599 He fucking rips the shirt apart. A Cactus Jack shirt's underneath. 882 00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:48.219 Huge pop. 883 00:41:48.619 --> 00:41:51.079 The crowd goes insane. Like, you can tell Mick Foley, like, 884 00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:52.489 feels it immediately, too. 885 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:57.210 Yes, dude. Triple H's face drops, dude. Like, he fucking 886 00:41:57.250 --> 00:42:00.829 looks horrified. And fucking Mankind says, I think you know 887 00:42:00.849 --> 00:42:06.269 him pretty damn well. His name is Cactus Jack. And 888 00:42:06.349 --> 00:42:09.969 Triple H is horrified, dude. 889 00:42:10.429 --> 00:42:14.809 Yeah, they already have history here in the WWF, too, and, like, Katniss, Jack, 890 00:42:14.849 --> 00:42:16.869 they show some stuff later tonight, like, which I thought 891 00:42:16.909 --> 00:42:18.929 was pretty cool. We'll talk about it when we get there, but, yeah, 892 00:42:18.949 --> 00:42:20.769 I mean, they did this pretty well, I gotta be honest. 893 00:42:21.110 --> 00:42:23.949 I mean, everyone sold this perfectly. Triple H is, like, 894 00:42:24.030 --> 00:42:26.900 his face dropping, his mouth going agape. Like, this is 895 00:42:27.059 --> 00:42:28.619 fucking perfect. 896 00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:30.699 Yeah, Mick went all in on it, too, and so 897 00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:32.780 did Triple H, which really helped make this, I think. 898 00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:35.400 And his first official act as part of the WWF 899 00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:38.840 is to kick your teeth all over the city of Chicago! 900 00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:42.260 So fucking cactus hits the ring and we're off. Like 901 00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.860 we're brawling crowds fired up. I'm fucking fired up. Like 902 00:42:45.900 --> 00:42:46.619 this is sick. 903 00:42:46.940 --> 00:42:49.519 You know, what's funny is like he announces that he's 904 00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.980 Katniss Jack again. It pans to the ring and fake 905 00:42:52.019 --> 00:42:52.760 mankind still there. 906 00:42:54.500 --> 00:42:59.059 That would have been fucking insane. As if it cut 907 00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:01.920 back and fake mankind just does everything mankind does. So 908 00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:05.219 he turned into fake cactus. Holy shit. 909 00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:07.630 And helps him beat up triple H. 910 00:43:10.429 --> 00:43:14.119 I think you know a guy. His name is Midian. Oh,

911 00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:25.039 my God. What was that? Flagging his finger down the room. Oh, 912 00:43:25.059 --> 00:43:31.739 my God. So Cactus fucking goes to town on Triple H. 913 00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.750 He's fucking him up. Fake Mankind comes up. He hits 914 00:43:34.789 --> 00:43:37.090 Cactus in the back with a chair, which was a 915 00:43:37.130 --> 00:43:40.010 bad fucking move. cactus no sells that he grabs the 916 00:43:40.030 --> 00:43:42.110 chair he's kicking his ass throws him to the floor 917 00:43:42.710 --> 00:43:45.610 he uh baseball slides him into the announce table then 918 00:43:45.650 --> 00:43:48.610 cactus does the cactus elbow with the chair off the 919 00:43:48.739 --> 00:43:51.389 apron onto fake mankind on the table. 920 00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:53.539 That was awesome man the no cell with the chair 921 00:43:53.599 --> 00:43:56.139 come on man that was so sick like in the 922 00:43:56.199 --> 00:43:59.239 crowd bought it immediately which made the moment even cooler 923 00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:01.659 yeah there's like perfect time to do stuff like that 924 00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:04.039 and right there was was that moment he. 925 00:44:03.980 --> 00:44:06.159 Gets up, he gets the bang, bang crowds fired up. 926 00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:08.179 His music hits like, yeah, man. 927 00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:11.150 Like they play cat is Jack song, which was awesome. 928 00:44:11.269 --> 00:44:15.190 For something that like could have been nothing. Like how 929 00:44:15.349 --> 00:44:18.889 much they were able to get because legit, like this 930 00:44:18.909 --> 00:44:20.969 was just a perfect storm. Like what a great idea 931 00:44:21.030 --> 00:44:21.639 for him to be. 932 00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:21.800 Yeah. 933 00:44:21.820 --> 00:44:24.579 Like, fuck yeah. He should turn into cactus for this match. Yeah. 934 00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:26.159 I think it made a lot of people believe he 935 00:44:26.179 --> 00:44:28.980 could beat triple H too, especially because at the time, 936 00:44:29.380 --> 00:44:32.070 like they did title switches a lot, you know, in WWF. 937 00:44:32.110 --> 00:44:34.639 So like, especially a big moment like this and like 938 00:44:34.659 --> 00:44:38.039 going to MSG, like absolutely there's a chance that he 939 00:44:38.059 --> 00:44:39.460 could be Triple H here. I think they did a 940 00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:39.840 good job. 941 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:44.260 And after a 25 minute segment, we got the Royal 942 00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:45.800 Rumble WF title match figured out. 943 00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:49.000 This was like the most wrestling town hall of all time. 944 00:44:49.219 --> 00:44:50.760 And I loved it. I thought it was very good. 945 00:44:51.219 --> 00:44:55.869 I actually fucking super enjoyed it too. Legendary moment. I 946 00:44:55.909 --> 00:44:58.050 think a part lost to history there is that there 947 00:44:58.070 --> 00:44:59.449 was a fake Mankind involved with it. 948 00:44:59.809

--> 00:45:02.130 Which is hilarious. And he was also good at the 949 00:45:02.170 --> 00:45:02.929 Mankind voice. 950 00:45:03.230 --> 00:45:06.389 He was. And it was Midian. And it was Midian. Yes. 951 00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:08.840 Like that's all around. What a great deal. 952 00:45:12.139 --> 00:45:14.219 So next up here, we have New Age Outlaws. They're 953 00:45:14.260 --> 00:45:17.079 taking on Bradshaw in a handicap match here. 954 00:45:17.380 --> 00:45:21.079 Yes, no disqualification handicap match. The Outlaws are the current 955 00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:23.139 WWF Tag Team Champions. 956 00:45:23.550 --> 00:45:26.230 Billy Gunn's got that all this in a really great 957 00:45:26.389 --> 00:45:27.449 ass t-shirt on. 958 00:45:29.409 --> 00:45:33.050 I remember watching one of the best friend shoots with 959 00:45:33.590 --> 00:45:36.730 Biff Busick and Biff Busick said he wore that shirt 960 00:45:36.769 --> 00:45:37.309 to school. 961 00:45:41.059 --> 00:45:41.539 Good shirt. 962 00:45:42.349 --> 00:45:44.769 Which is awesome. But music also, one of his last 963 00:45:44.829 --> 00:45:46.429 matches was in DP dub. How about that? 964 00:45:46.769 --> 00:45:49.489 That's true. And he was this totally standup guy. It 965 00:45:49.530 --> 00:45:50.329 was fun working with him. 966 00:45:50.530 --> 00:45:52.929 He was fucking super awesome to work with. And for 967 00:45:52.969 --> 00:45:54.690 some reason I have it in my brain. I got 968 00:45:54.710 --> 00:45:56.289 to double check real quick. I feel like his last 969 00:45:56.349 --> 00:45:56.949 match ever. 970 00:45:57.300 --> 00:45:57.489 Okay. 971 00:45:57.530 --> 00:45:59.179 No, it wasn't. I thought one of his last matches 972 00:45:59.219 --> 00:46:02.340 was with coup though, too, by the way. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. 973 00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:04.159 I don't remember where that was. It might've been C4, 974 00:46:04.300 --> 00:46:06.360 but I think it was, he had the Bojack match 975 00:46:06.380 --> 00:46:08.239 for us and then had the match with coup like 976 00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:08.699 back to back. 977 00:46:08.949 --> 00:46:10.750 Yeah, I wish that run would have been longer, man. 978 00:46:10.789 --> 00:46:11.989 He was still really good. 979 00:46:12.269 --> 00:46:14.320 I know. We would have used him a ton. So yeah, 980 00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:19.219 Road Dogg welcomes Chicago to the doghouse. And then he says, 981 00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:23.980 whether you're a foe or a fan, it is too grand. 982 00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:27.980 And we are the men. And if you don't like it, 983 00:46:28.789 --> 00:46:32.510 You can. And the crowd yells, suck it. And he says, 984 00:46:32.610 --> 00:46:35.860 not yet. That's Billy's part. You idiots. I don't know 985 00:46:36.079 --> 00:46:37.980 what this was supposed to fucking be. Was he like 986 00:46:38.780 --> 00:46:42.340 trying to find something here or was it just try something? 987 00:46:42.699 --> 00:46:43.000 Yeah. 988 00:46:43.380

--> 00:46:47.769 Go back to the usual buddy. Like you, like it's not, 989 00:46:47.949 --> 00:46:51.730 now it's not time for you to start doing new shit. You, 990 00:46:52.010 --> 00:46:54.849 you are probably at the end of your contract. So 991 00:46:54.869 --> 00:46:56.429 you should stick to what you know. 992 00:46:57.130 --> 00:46:58.840 And a really great ass, too. 993 00:47:01.380 --> 00:47:07.619 And if you're not down with that, suck it. Yep. 994 00:47:07.860 --> 00:47:08.440 Thank you, Mr. 995 00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:12.550 Ass. That's Mr. Ass to you, Jerry. 996 00:47:12.570 --> 00:47:17.110 I will say the dichotomy between the Outlaw's entrance and 997 00:47:17.170 --> 00:47:18.630 Bradshaw's entrance is great. 998 00:47:18.869 --> 00:47:21.949 It's night and day. Like Bradshaw, they got the APA theme. 999 00:47:21.969 --> 00:47:27.239 Fucking what a great song. Yeah, I mean, Bradshaw walks 1000 00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:29.860 down to one of the best theme songs in WWF history. 1001 00:47:29.900 --> 00:47:32.500 He walks straight into the ring, does not give a fuck, 1002 00:47:32.820 --> 00:47:36.440 throws powder right into Road Dogg's face and then drags Mr. 1003 00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:39.139 Ass out of the ring and beats his ass. 1004 00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:42.699 Dude, the powder caught me so off guard. Like he 1005 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:45.280 storms to the ring like he's fucking walking through hell. 1006 00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:48.360 Pocket sand. I got you, bitch. 1007 00:47:48.389 --> 00:47:50.110 Dude, fuck the Road Dogg. Mr. 1008 00:47:50.210 --> 00:47:53.090 Ass, come here. Dude, he throws them right into the stairs. Like, 1009 00:47:53.130 --> 00:47:56.139 that's awesome. Bradshaw is so wide, by the way. This 1010 00:47:56.199 --> 00:47:57.159 is a big dude. 1011 00:47:57.460 --> 00:48:00.480 Yes, he's huge, man. He looks great. I love the acolytes. 1012 00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:03.619 And like, I really, really was hoping one of these 1013 00:48:03.659 --> 00:48:04.860 guys would beat these guys tonight. 1014 00:48:05.300 --> 00:48:05.900 I know. 1015 00:48:06.059 --> 00:48:09.869 And like, I was, yeah, I was hoping for some 1016 00:48:09.929 --> 00:48:14.050 shenanigan here. Like, it actually felt too, I don't know. 1017 00:48:14.090 --> 00:48:15.489 I know the heels are supposed to get the heat. Like, 1018 00:48:15.530 --> 00:48:18.280 I get it. But. damn like the acolytes are world 1019 00:48:18.300 --> 00:48:21.050 beaters man maybe that's why because they are like it's 1020 00:48:21.110 --> 00:48:22.710 obvious that they should beat these guys up so that's 1021 00:48:22.730 --> 00:48:24.050 why they don't yeah it would. 1022 00:48:23.969 --> 00:48:25.510 Have been cool though i mean there's definitely a pop 1023 00:48:25.530 --> 00:48:27.849 that they left on the table yeah for sure so 1024 00:48:27.889 --> 00:48:31.389 bradshaw hits the ring he big boots the dog lines 1025 00:48:31.429 --> 00:48:33.889 him outside throws him over the announce table takes mr 1026 00:48:33.989 --> 00:48:36.630 ass back into the ring throws the steps into the 1027 00:48:36.690 --> 00:48:39.670 ring and sets up for a pile driver. 1028 00:48:39.489 --> 00:48:42.789 On the steps to mr ass Which, I mean, I 1029 00:48:42.829 --> 00:48:44.610 was super excited to see what he was going to 1030 00:48:44.650 --> 00:48:46.090 do with the stairs. I had a feeling it was 1031 00:48:46.110 --> 00:48:48.170 going to happen, but when he loaded them up on him, 1032 00:48:48.210 --> 00:48:50.730 I was like, wow, this could be anything. Like, even 1033 00:48:50.769 --> 00:48:52.550 if it was Powerbomb off the stairs, I would have 1034 00:48:52.570 --> 00:48:54.760 been excited, but Piledriver would have been gnarly. 1035 00:48:55.289 --> 00:48:57.610 But sadly, Road Dogg comes in with the chair and 1036 00:48:57.650 --> 00:48:59.610 Billy Gunn backdrops him off the steps. 1037 00:48:59.969 --> 00:49:02.550 I mean, that's not a fun bump. I mean, you know, 1038 00:49:02.610 --> 00:49:03.070 the margin of error. 1039 00:49:03.110 --> 00:49:04.750 That could have been super dangerous, yeah. 1040 00:49:04.829 --> 00:49:07.829 Dude, yeah, the margin of error for that is very slim. Like, 1041 00:49:07.849 --> 00:49:10.170 he could have smashed his head Taz and Bam Bam style. 1042 00:49:10.610 --> 00:49:12.949 Road Dogg hits Bradshaw with a chair in the back. 1043 00:49:13.329 --> 00:49:15.369 They go to hit a double team move, but Bradshaw 1044 00:49:15.409 --> 00:49:18.809 fights back. He kicks the dog and lines Mr. S. 1045 00:49:19.050 --> 00:49:20.969 And of course, the dog right there to get back 1046 00:49:21.030 --> 00:49:22.719 on him with his patented DDT. 1047 00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:27.780 And someone in the crowd screams, just one guy. 1048 00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:31.000 He's having a good night tonight. I mean, show just started, 1049 00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:31.360 you know? 1050 00:49:31.780 --> 00:49:34.639 Mr. S goes for the stinger splash here, but Bradshaw 1051 00:49:34.699 --> 00:49:37.039 catches him. Road Dogg then hits him in the head 1052 00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:39.449 with a chair and Billy Gunn falls on top. And 1053 00:49:39.469 --> 00:49:41.409 the dog gets on top and they pin him for 1054 00:49:41.429 --> 00:49:41.769 the win. 1055 00:49:42.110 --> 00:49:44.989 It was a nicer chair shot than it could have been. 1056 00:49:45.010 --> 00:49:46.510 I'll at least say that. 1057 00:49:47.050 --> 00:49:48.539 They knew they were facing Farouk tonight. 1058 00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:50.760 Yeah, and they knew that they're facing these dudes at 1059 00:49:50.780 --> 00:49:51.659 the pay-per-view too. 1060 00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:55.219 Yeah, you better watch out, buddy. You got 10 days 1061 00:49:55.260 --> 00:49:56.320 of an ass whooping coming. 1062 00:49:56.639 --> 00:49:59.119 So like when they did this match, I was like, okay, 1063 00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:00.599 this is kind of setting

the stage for how the 1064 00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:03.789 Farouk match will be too. But that's not what happens. 1065 00:50:03.849 --> 00:50:06.710 The Farouk match is like they legit just beat Farouk's ass. 1066 00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:10.139 Yeah, that's right. The match, I think, with Farouk almost 1067 00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.110 felt like they were just kind of doing it to 1068 00:50:13.130 --> 00:50:13.750 get it over with. 1069 00:50:14.090 --> 00:50:17.650 Yeah, which, unfortunate, because I think there was more to 1070 00:50:17.690 --> 00:50:19.550 be done. I don't know if they just didn't... Maybe 1071 00:50:19.570 --> 00:50:21.460 they were like, ah, just fucking let's take it easy tonight. 1072 00:50:21.500 --> 00:50:22.239 Got a pay-per-view soon. 1073 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:24.480 Maybe somebody went over time or something on this tape show. 1074 00:50:24.539 --> 00:50:28.619 Yeah, maybe the opening seg. Maybe that was overtime on 1075 00:50:28.639 --> 00:50:33.489 the tape show. But yeah, I mean, I love watching Bradshaw, 1076 00:50:33.590 --> 00:50:36.329 and they double stack pin him. That sucks. Fucking son 1077 00:50:36.369 --> 00:50:39.829 of a bitch. Bradshaw couldn't even get his heat back after. Like, 1078 00:50:39.849 --> 00:50:41.349 they just powder. Sons of bitches. 1079 00:50:41.769 --> 00:50:43.110 And a really great. 1080 00:50:43.050 --> 00:50:48.420 Ass, too. Philly and his best WCW moveset. 1081 00:50:49.019 --> 00:50:52.840 Backstage segment here. Jonathan Coachman is here with The Rock. 1082 00:50:53.230 --> 00:50:56.809 Setting this up, by the way, super unnecessary Lawler moment here. 1083 00:50:57.010 --> 00:50:59.340 Cole says, you know, standing by right now, the people's champ, 1084 00:50:59.510 --> 00:51:01.179 The Rock. And Jerry Lawler goes, ah! 1085 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:02.599 Why? 1086 00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:05.099 What are you doing? 1087 00:51:05.559 --> 00:51:07.239 I love when it panned back there and The Rock's 1088 00:51:07.260 --> 00:51:09.219 just standing there with, like, his arms folded in front 1089 00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:12.260 of him with the lay at the smacketh down shirt on. 1090 00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.530 Rock is so standstubbed. Like, if you think of how 1091 00:51:15.570 --> 00:51:17.989 The Rock would stand, he's standing exactly like that. Like, 1092 00:51:18.349 --> 00:51:22.980 this is generated Rock here. Jonathan Coachman says, I'm standing 1093 00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:26.440 by with Rock. Rock, how do you feel about? And 1094 00:51:26.500 --> 00:51:29.659 Rock puts his hand up in his face, which is 1095 00:51:29.780 --> 00:51:32.820 funny on its own. He turns his head. Crowd starts 1096 00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:40.019 chanting Rocky. Finally, the Rock has come back to Chicago. 1097 00:51:41.219 --> 00:51:44.800 Then he gives Coach the Iggy to proceed. Coach says, well, Rock, 1098 00:51:44.820 --> 00:51:46.920 how do you feel? Rock puts his hand up again. 1099 00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:48.539 I mean, immediately. 1100 00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:52.119 Dude, Rock has all the cheese going right now. Like, 1101 00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:54.440 Jonathan Coachman, he had no chance here. 1102 00:51:54.900 --> 00:51:56.480 What was he going to do? Like, how could you 1103 00:51:56.500 --> 00:51:58.480 stop this guy? There was no fucking fight in this. 1104 00:51:58.500 --> 00:52:00.809 That's so funny, man. Like, The Rock has all the 1105 00:52:00.849 --> 00:52:03.650 tech right now. Like, no one's learning about this. Like, 1106 00:52:03.690 --> 00:52:04.730 he's got it all, man. 1107 00:52:05.090 --> 00:52:08.070 Before you ask The Rock any questions, The Rock has 1108 00:52:08.090 --> 00:52:12.130 got a question of his own. Who are you? Who 1109 00:52:12.469 --> 00:52:16.949 comes up? coach looks around and he's like try i 1110 00:52:16.989 --> 00:52:18.630 feel like he's like wondering if rock was gonna put 1111 00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:20.710 his hand up again he goes to answer and then 1112 00:52:20.750 --> 00:52:22.969 rock puts his hand up again and says it's okay 1113 00:52:23.670 --> 00:52:26.530 you can answer the rock well rock if it matters 1114 00:52:26.809 --> 00:52:33.070 my name is jonathan coachman jonathan well that's interesting. 1115 00:52:35.570 --> 00:52:39.139 Yeah i loved it like First of all, I love 1116 00:52:39.179 --> 00:52:42.389 that Coach said, if it matters, because he knew that 1117 00:52:42.449 --> 00:52:45.449 he was going to get, it doesn't matter. If it matters, 1118 00:52:45.570 --> 00:52:46.630 my name is Jonathan Coachman. 1119 00:52:47.489 --> 00:52:51.219 Jonathan? Well, that's interesting. 1120 00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:52.480 That's interesting. 1121 00:52:53.579 --> 00:52:54.400 Well, Jonathan. 1122 00:52:54.420 --> 00:52:56.139 Why is that interesting? 1123 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:01.610 Well, Jonathan, welcome to the WWF and welcome to the 1124 00:53:01.670 --> 00:53:06.150 Rock Show Smackdown. So this is Jonathan Coachman's debut, by 1125 00:53:06.170 --> 00:53:06.469 the way. 1126 00:53:06.489 --> 00:53:09.019 Yeah, that's pretty cool. Like, that's a pretty legendary moment. 1127 00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:10.880 I think Coachman and Rock have a lot of great 1128 00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:11.579 segments together. 1129 00:53:11.900 --> 00:53:13.599 Yeah coach is in the company for a minute after 1130 00:53:13.659 --> 00:53:16.889 this as well so coach uh rock welcomes him and 1131 00:53:16.909 --> 00:53:19.590 coach says well thank you rock but actually they call 1132 00:53:19.610 --> 00:53:24.949 me coach for short no no don't no why. 1133 00:53:24.630 --> 00:53:26.969 I love the way this comes out here so he 1134 00:53:27.010 --> 00:53:29.789 says they call me coach for short and the rock 1135 00:53:29.949 --> 00:53:33.889 turns so sharply they. 1136 00:53:32.909 --> 00:53:39.480 Call you what Like, he looks right at his head. Like, 1137 00:53:39.539 --> 00:53:46.980 he's not even, then he

looks at the camera like, what? Like, 1138 00:53:47.460 --> 00:53:52.809 it's so fucking funny. They call you what? Oh, they 1139 00:53:52.849 --> 00:53:53.630 call me coach. 1140 00:53:54.610 --> 00:53:55.090 Coach. 1141 00:53:57.750 --> 00:54:00.909 As in the coach of the little girl softball team? 1142 00:54:01.170 --> 00:54:01.630 Coach? 1143 00:54:01.670 --> 00:54:01.789 What? 1144 00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:04.599 Ask The Rock your question. 1145 00:54:08.550 --> 00:54:10.630 Well, Rock, how do you feel about teaming up with 1146 00:54:10.650 --> 00:54:14.150 The Big Show? What better partner would The Rock want 1147 00:54:14.210 --> 00:54:17.570 to have? The Big Show, seven feet. The Big Show, 1148 00:54:17.570 --> 00:54:21.550 500 pounds. So The Rock is cool with that. But 1149 00:54:21.570 --> 00:54:28.980 The Rock has one more question. For you. Oh, no. Please, God. 1150 00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:31.269 I had to spin the block one time for this guy. 1151 00:54:31.420 --> 00:54:33.139 No, you don't want the wrong spin of the block 1152 00:54:33.239 --> 00:54:37.400 on you, man. No. How is it that you came 1153 00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:39.539 up with the name Coach? 1154 00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:42.199 Well, it's actually a good question. I came up with 1155 00:54:42.219 --> 00:54:42.659 the coach. 1156 00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.079 It doesn't matter how you came up with the name Coach. 1157 00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:50.289 Then he, The Rock, mean mugs him, stares at the 1158 00:54:50.329 --> 00:54:52.909 side of his head. The crowd starts chanting his name 1159 00:54:53.190 --> 00:54:56.409 and he snaps his head to look at the camera. Like, 1160 00:54:56.989 --> 00:55:00.190 I fucking died laughing at that. 1161 00:55:00.570 --> 00:55:03.369 Yeah, this is like an all-time segment here, man. Great 1162 00:55:03.409 --> 00:55:04.210 work from The Rock. 1163 00:55:04.630 --> 00:55:06.789 Super underrated. Like, I don't know how many people remember 1164 00:55:06.829 --> 00:55:07.889 this one. This one's fantastic. 1165 00:55:07.909 --> 00:55:10.659 Hey, good job from Coach, too. Yeah, he played this 1166 00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:11.320 super well. 1167 00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:14.400 First day, too. Like, first go. Like, fuck yeah. 1168 00:55:14.690 --> 00:55:16.369 That's probably why they kept putting it with The Rock. 1169 00:55:16.610 --> 00:55:17.070 Yeah. 1170 00:55:17.690 --> 00:55:21.380 Smackdown is brought to you by WWF The Music Volume 4. 1171 00:55:21.369 --> 00:55:24.150 You can find that at Disc Jockey. I'm sure everyone 1172 00:55:24.190 --> 00:55:25.010 knows where that is. 1173 00:55:25.449 --> 00:55:27.750 I actually have no idea what that was. I couldn't 1174 00:55:27.769 --> 00:55:29.530 even tell you where I got this CD. I just 1175 00:55:29.550 --> 00:55:30.110 know I had it. 1176 00:55:30.469 --> 00:55:32.780 Yeah, I've never been to a Disc Jockey. There wasn't 1177 00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:34.500 one in my... I live in a small town, so

1178 00:55:34.860 --> 00:55:35.280 no way. 1179 00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:36.960 Where did you get your CDs from? 1180 00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:40.670 It would either be like... We'd go to Nags Head, 1181 00:55:40.769 --> 00:55:43.960 which was like a little bit from me, or Kitty Hawk. 1182 00:55:43.980 --> 00:55:47.019 Or we would go to Elizabeth City, which was close 1183 00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:49.199 to me at the time, too, because they had a Walmart. 1184 00:55:50.340 --> 00:55:53.099 So we could go to either of those. My hometown itself? 1185 00:55:53.659 --> 00:55:56.519 No way, dude. We had a Rose's and a Dollar General, 1186 00:55:56.780 --> 00:55:58.369 and that was it. So no way. 1187 00:55:58.849 --> 00:56:02.210 I want to say Kmart is where I got a 1188 00:56:02.590 --> 00:56:03.090 lot of mine. 1189 00:56:03.469 --> 00:56:05.280 Yeah, there was a Kmart by the beach exit I've 1190 00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:07.059 talked about a few times, too. We would go by 1191 00:56:07.099 --> 00:56:09.000 there and you could find CDs there, too. 1192 00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:12.320 I love myself a good WWF, the music volume, whatever. 1193 00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:15.699 Western Union money transfer. Get that money. 1194 00:56:15.980 --> 00:56:17.599 Get scammed as quick as possible. 1195 00:56:18.070 --> 00:56:22.969 And phonefree.com. Free long distance calls over the Internet. Wow. 1196 00:56:23.170 --> 00:56:26.070 What a unbelievable premise. Imagine being able to talk to 1197 00:56:26.110 --> 00:56:27.510 somebody over the Internet. 1198 00:56:28.130 --> 00:56:30.650 So now it's time for two cool versus the Holly 1199 00:56:30.690 --> 00:56:32.710 cousins and Al. 1200 00:56:33.550 --> 00:56:36.010 Al, I couldn't fucking believe it. The Holly cousins, by 1201 00:56:36.030 --> 00:56:38.889 the way, allegedly well over 800 pounds. 1202 00:56:39.289 --> 00:56:40.170 Yeah, good gimmick. 1203 00:56:40.489 --> 00:56:42.210 Crash holds the scale crazy style. 1204 00:56:42.550 --> 00:56:45.150 He really does. It's very like one to one of him. 1205 00:56:45.630 --> 00:56:48.679 Yeah, like it's fucking pretty nuts. Michael Cole says the 1206 00:56:48.719 --> 00:56:51.000 Hollies have had some success with the Jericho China team 1207 00:56:51.019 --> 00:56:53.300 over the past week as in beating them because the 1208 00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:57.090 co-intercontinental champions can't work together. And last Monday, they showed 1209 00:56:57.110 --> 00:56:58.750 that there was a tag match with all four of them. 1210 00:56:59.110 --> 00:57:02.139 Jericho refused to tag in Chyna. We later find out 1211 00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:04.599 that Jericho did that because Chyna also did that to him. 1212 00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:07.659 And Hardcore Holly hits Chyna with the Falcon Arrow to 1213 00:57:07.699 --> 00:57:08.699 win the match for his team. 1214 00:57:09.019 --> 00:57:11.579 Rikishi's out here. He doesn't have any words on his gimmick, 1215 00:57:11.639 --> 00:57:12.639 which always throws me off. 1216 00:57:13.019 --> 00:57:14.340 Yeah, that is weird. How am I supposed to know 1217 00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:16.119 this guy's Rikishi if his ass doesn't tell me? 1218 00:57:16.530 --> 00:57:17.389 Or Bootylicious. 1219 00:57:18.730 --> 00:57:22.170 Well, he hated that one. Bootylicious, I'm gonna kill my career. Yeah. 1220 00:57:25.269 --> 00:57:30.260 Hey man, just show up to work. I love that 1221 00:57:30.300 --> 00:57:32.980 they just refused to give Al Snow breathe. Like they 1222 00:57:33.019 --> 00:57:35.920 just wouldn't let him use that prodigy song. Like this 1223 00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:38.679 guy would have gotten instantly over like right away and 1224 00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:40.929 they had the money to do it. They were like, whatever, man. 1225 00:57:41.190 --> 00:57:43.210 What does everybody want? Did get a lot of fucking 1226 00:57:43.230 --> 00:57:43.929 reaction though. 1227 00:57:44.130 --> 00:57:46.170 That's true. He made the most of that. I think 1228 00:57:46.210 --> 00:57:47.190 for sure. Yeah. 1229 00:57:47.349 --> 00:57:49.949 Like that got pretty over, but like your prodigy. Oh 1230 00:57:49.989 --> 00:57:50.409 my God. 1231 00:57:50.650 --> 00:57:52.789 I mean they could have done the what does everybody 1232 00:57:52.809 --> 00:57:55.559 want and then gone into breathing oh my. 1233 00:57:55.449 --> 00:57:57.699 God wow that would have been cool as fuck yeah. 1234 00:57:57.480 --> 00:58:00.659 I mean right now he's got the slow methodical 1995 1235 00:58:00.659 --> 00:58:01.760 WWF theme. 1236 00:58:01.980 --> 00:58:04.860 I love that his Tron shows him doing the people's 1237 00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:10.860 eyebrows commentary just stops talking during his entrance they must 1238 00:58:10.900 --> 00:58:14.139 have been like shitting on him crazy or something like 1239 00:58:14.159 --> 00:58:16.840 I don't know what happened it's silent for so long. 1240 00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:21.539 Well, because he's so menacing and methodical. He's evil. He's 1241 00:58:21.579 --> 00:58:23.179 got no logos on his singlet. 1242 00:58:23.900 --> 00:58:25.500 But he still has his head, though, oddly enough. 1243 00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:28.309 Yeah, yeah, he still has his head. Oh, my God. 1244 00:58:28.329 --> 00:58:30.170 The way this match starts is awesome, by the way. 1245 00:58:30.510 --> 00:58:33.550 So Hardcore Holly and Grandmaster Seksei are standing in the 1246 00:58:33.590 --> 00:58:36.590 ring before the match starts. And Grandmaster Seksei is just 1247 00:58:36.630 --> 00:58:38.829 standing there doing an idol dance like he's in a 1248 00:58:39.010 --> 00:58:44.050 fucking video game. And Hardcore Holly punches him in the head. 1249 00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:45.300 Sick of this shit. Piss me off. 1250 00:58:46.809 --> 00:58:49.690 So Grandmaster Sexay, he hits a Manhattan drop on hardcore. 1251 00:58:49.989 --> 00:58:51.530 That's his name. First name, hardcore. 1252 00:58:52.289 --> 00:58:52.929

Is that what you write? 1253 00:58:53.530 --> 00:58:53.800 Yeah. 1254 00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:54.340 Hardcore. 1255 00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:56.179 That's what they call them on commentary. Hardcore. 1256 00:58:56.659 --> 00:58:58.880 That's also true. What do you write for Grandmaster Sexay? 1257 00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:00.599 I wrote Sexay. 1258 00:59:01.019 --> 00:59:02.539 Okay. I write Sexay as well. Yeah. 1259 00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:03.099 Sexay. 1260 00:59:04.710 --> 00:59:06.539 But I don't write sexy. I do write sex a 1261 00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:07.420 yeah me. 1262 00:59:07.340 --> 00:59:10.719 Too i write sex a well he hits arm drag 1263 00:59:10.739 --> 00:59:14.239 before hardcore god that's so difficult i want to call 1264 00:59:14.260 --> 00:59:16.360 him bob holly but i wrote down hardcore sorry. 1265 00:59:16.199 --> 00:59:20.309 You want to call him bob that's interesting. 1266 00:59:22.349 --> 00:59:24.510 So sex a hits a manhattan drop on hardcore and 1267 00:59:24.570 --> 00:59:27.030 arm drag before hardcore tags into crash holly that's his 1268 00:59:27.090 --> 00:59:29.559 cousin sex a hits him with an arm drag sets 1269 00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:31.059 him up for a power bomb and he goes. 1270 00:59:31.179 --> 00:59:36.760 He love popping that off yeah and he hits. 1271 00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:39.699 That sit out power bomb then does a dance. 1272 00:59:39.619 --> 00:59:42.380 Dude this guy is so funny stuff some crazy with 1273 00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:44.440 the sit out power bomb and he dances nuts and 1274 00:59:44.460 --> 00:59:46.440 then tags out to scotty who comes in looking like 1275 00:59:47.059 --> 00:59:48.559 just a maniac yeah a. 1276 00:59:48.559 --> 00:59:50.539 Lot of young guys in this match looking for time 1277 00:59:50.599 --> 00:59:52.300 on the show like you can kind of tell and 1278 00:59:52.340 --> 00:59:54.420 how they're moving they all want to stay on tv 1279 00:59:54.460 --> 00:59:56.590 here so it's there's a lot of uh I don't know. 1280 00:59:56.610 --> 00:59:57.909 There's a lot of urgency here at school. 1281 00:59:58.250 --> 01:00:00.989 Lawler on commentary says, Oh, Cole, I bet you wish 1282 01:00:01.010 --> 01:00:03.590 you could dress cool like these guys. Oh, your cool 1283 01:00:03.630 --> 01:00:04.949 clothes must've been in the wash, huh? 1284 01:00:06.030 --> 01:00:08.570 I forgot that's his fucking son. Yeah. 1285 01:00:09.139 --> 01:00:11.400 Cole says, I think I dress fine. And Lawler says, 1286 01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:17.000 ha ha. That's my son. 1287 01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:19.659 That's my son. 1288 01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:19.940 Sexy. 1289 01:00:19.980 --> 01:00:26.429 Yeah. You know, they try to hide that on TV 1290 01:00:26.449 --> 01:00:29.050 like they tried to hide that Undertaker's pub bears. 1291 01:00:30.670 --> 01:00:31.690 Which is true, by the way. 1292 01:00:32.329 --> 01:00:33.170 That is real. 1293 01:00:33.610 --> 01:00:35.909 So Scotty comes in, he hits a pump handle fallaway 1294 01:00:35.949 --> 01:00:38.659 slam on Crash. He hits the bulldog and it follows 1295 01:00:38.739 --> 01:00:39.760 up with the worm. 1296 01:00:39.780 --> 01:00:43.860 Yeah, he does the worm, but he does many steps. 1297 01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:46.420 He doesn't do just four. He does like a bunch 1298 01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:48.179 in a row. They're still trying to figure out the worm. 1299 01:00:48.679 --> 01:00:51.000 And Lawless says, it's the worm. And Cole says, I 1300 01:00:51.019 --> 01:00:52.000 thought it was the centipede. 1301 01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:53.179 No, it's the worm. 1302 01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:56.460 So Crash sends Scotty off here and Al Snow pulls 1303 01:00:56.500 --> 01:00:58.420 his leg and beats him up on the outside. 1304 01:00:58.699 --> 01:01:00.739 Fucking hate that. Hate Al Snow. 1305 01:01:01.110 --> 01:01:03.750 Hardcore Holly heads up and goes for a flying nothing 1306 01:01:04.170 --> 01:01:07.050 and Scotty gets his foot up vertically the long way. 1307 01:01:07.070 --> 01:01:09.309 Dude, I thought he was going to Alabama Jam. 1308 01:01:09.650 --> 01:01:12.150 Hell nah, he just jumped right off straight into that booth. 1309 01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:15.920 And he took it crazy too rikishi. 1310 01:01:15.510 --> 01:01:18.269 Gets the hot tag he lines down crash holly and 1311 01:01:18.289 --> 01:01:20.710 then hits the pop-up cutter. 1312 01:01:20.690 --> 01:01:22.909 Holy fuck satan m sings move. 1313 01:01:23.030 --> 01:01:26.469 The big quiche he's inspiring generations man. 1314 01:01:27.550 --> 01:01:30.039 I mean pop-up cutter is awesome i loved uh doing 1315 01:01:30.059 --> 01:01:31.500 that no mercy that's a fun move. 1316 01:01:31.599 --> 01:01:33.780 Rikishi hitting it was nuts. 1317 01:01:33.940 --> 01:01:36.360 Yeah i don't like super doesn't need to do that 1318 01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.460 like he could do pop-up simone drop or something but 1319 01:01:38.500 --> 01:01:44.440 like pop up ass dude i That's interesting. S? Pop-up ass. 1320 01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:51.420 Well, that's interesting. 1321 01:01:51.440 --> 01:01:53.460 Dude, it's a Crash is nuts too. Crash is small 1322 01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:55.920 as shit. Though he is allegedly over 400 pounds. 1323 01:01:56.340 --> 01:01:59.460 Rikishi then hits Crash with the Rikishi driver and Too 1324 01:01:59.500 --> 01:02:00.500 Cool picks up the win. 1325 01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:04.179 Fucking sits out with it. Like, what a great move. 1326 01:02:04.340 --> 01:02:04.820 I love that. 1327 01:02:05.019 --> 01:02:08.190 Rikishi's ass is nuts here, by the way. i mean 1328 01:02:08.210 --> 01:02:11.769 that's forever really big ass ass like that shit is 1329 01:02:11.809 --> 01:02:13.909 nuts like he hits that shit and stands up big 1330 01:02:14.030 --> 01:02:14.730 ass ass. 1331 01:02:15.230 --> 01:02:17.889 I mean like that's him doing the rikishi driver is 1332 01:02:17.929 --> 01:02:20.570 like the most protected move of all time like

you're 1333 01:02:20.590 --> 01:02:23.429 not touching the floor his ass is like 10 inches 1334 01:02:23.489 --> 01:02:26.420 before you get to the floor fucking sweet move too 1335 01:02:26.460 --> 01:02:30.780 man great move great ass huge ass magnificent ass. 1336 01:02:31.099 --> 01:02:33.900 Al snow then freaks the fuck out and knocks both 1337 01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:35.480 the holly cousins out with head. 1338 01:02:36.630 --> 01:02:39.369 He picks Crash up in the ring. Bits him with 1339 01:02:39.389 --> 01:02:41.280 that to knock him down. And he goes outside and 1340 01:02:41.300 --> 01:02:43.559 hits hardcore with it, too. He starts flipping out. He says, 1341 01:02:43.579 --> 01:02:46.599 I can't depend on anybody. Every single time he let 1342 01:02:46.619 --> 01:02:48.019 me down, all I want is one partner I can 1343 01:02:48.059 --> 01:02:54.320 count on. I can't take this shit no more, man. Al? 1344 01:02:56.440 --> 01:02:56.940 That's interesting. 1345 01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:01.739 Of course, after the match, two cool want to do 1346 01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:02.280 the dance. 1347 01:03:02.780 --> 01:03:05.239 Of course. And Cole says they want to get back 1348 01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:06.460 in the ring and get jiggy with it. 1349 01:03:06.789 --> 01:03:08.369 Rikishi does try to leave here. 1350 01:03:08.389 --> 01:03:11.889 Yeah. Well, come on. That's like Godfather not coming out 1351 01:03:11.909 --> 01:03:14.429 with the hose. Like Rikishi leaving is heat. And then 1352 01:03:14.449 --> 01:03:16.449 you come back in for the pop. And they fucking, 1353 01:03:16.489 --> 01:03:18.489 I mean, they get down, they put the glasses on Rikishi. 1354 01:03:18.570 --> 01:03:22.489 Bro, they put the glasses on Kish, big Kish with 1355 01:03:22.530 --> 01:03:23.389 the glasses. 1356 01:03:23.860 --> 01:03:26.380 That's the way to fucking do it, dude. Like, that's like, 1357 01:03:26.940 --> 01:03:29.099 no mercy to me is that. Yes, dude. 1358 01:03:29.159 --> 01:03:32.519 The lights go down. They put their heads down. They 1359 01:03:32.539 --> 01:03:36.650 got the glasses on. And they do the WWF no 1360 01:03:36.730 --> 01:03:38.050 mercy dance, man. 1361 01:03:38.230 --> 01:03:38.750 Yes. 1362 01:03:39.980 --> 01:03:46.300 Fuck yes, man. I love that dance. I love that dance. 1363 01:03:48.400 --> 01:03:52.960 Holy shit. The deadlock gong moment of the night. Already 1364 01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:57.590 replaced your match scale with the gong. Where the fuck 1365 01:03:57.670 --> 01:03:58.369 is going on? 1366 01:03:58.389 --> 01:04:00.949 Just try something new. 1367 01:04:01.050 --> 01:04:01.809 Soundboard. 1368 01:04:03.869 --> 01:04:05.690 Just try something new. 1369 01:04:05.949 --> 01:04:06.849 Try something new. 1370 01:04:06.869 --> 01:04:08.769 Is that real? 1371 01:04:09.460 --> 01:04:14.860 Yeah, it's real. It's a big dog. 1372 01:04:19.420 --> 01:04:20.380 No, I hear it. 1373 01:04:20.980 --> 01:04:22.880 That's nuts. Wow. Okay.

1374 01:04:23.219 --> 01:04:26.030 Yeah. Let me know what y'all think. Yeah. 1375 01:04:26.619 --> 01:04:30.409 Fuck. Holy shit. Let me know what y'all think. 1376 01:04:31.449 --> 01:04:33.650 So Triple H and Stephanie are back here with dog 1377 01:04:33.690 --> 01:04:35.010 and ass and they're eating fruit. 1378 01:04:35.030 --> 01:04:35.269 Yeah. 1379 01:04:39.179 --> 01:04:42.300 Anyway, you guys seen X-Fock? X-Fack? 1380 01:04:43.099 --> 01:04:43.719 Kid? 1381 01:04:43.780 --> 01:04:46.119 You can name names all you want. 1382 01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:46.679 No. 1383 01:04:46.739 --> 01:04:47.659 The answer is no. 1384 01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:48.400 All right. 1385 01:04:52.260 --> 01:04:55.210 So we get a Cactus Jack pre-tape here that goes 1386 01:04:55.309 --> 01:04:56.730 over some of his work in Japan. 1387 01:04:56.750 --> 01:05:01.030 Dude, this is unreal. Like, I bet watching this, I mean, 1388 01:05:01.590 --> 01:05:04.929 at the time probably was nuts. They're showing Japanese death 1389 01:05:04.989 --> 01:05:06.090 matches on UPN. 1390 01:05:06.579 --> 01:05:09.599 Yeah, Michael Cole is doing the voiceover here for IWA footage. 1391 01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:12.139 Yeah, dude, it's King of the Death, and there's a 1392 01:05:12.179 --> 01:05:15.300 leather face clip. This is awesome. I love this. They 1393 01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:18.059 show him doing the cactus line over barbed wire robes. 1394 01:05:18.579 --> 01:05:22.980 Now, you're not going to believe this, but I actually 1395 01:05:23.059 --> 01:05:26.960 went and researched and found every match featured in this pre-tape, 1396 01:05:27.059 --> 01:05:28.400 if anyone would like to see it. 1397 01:05:28.420 --> 01:05:29.179 No shot, really? 1398 01:05:29.260 --> 01:05:31.820 Yes, so you can look it up for yourself. Maybe 1399 01:05:31.860 --> 01:05:34.679 we'll put it in the description of the podcast, too, 1400 01:05:34.699 --> 01:05:36.780 so you guys can just go to it. I actually 1401 01:05:36.820 --> 01:05:40.289 have all the cage match links for all the matches already. 1402 01:05:40.329 --> 01:05:42.110 It took me a minute. I had to like look 1403 01:05:42.170 --> 01:05:45.309 up the matches and like try to get the images 1404 01:05:45.389 --> 01:05:47.389 so I could figure out what match was, was each 1405 01:05:47.449 --> 01:05:47.969 deal here. 1406 01:05:48.050 --> 01:05:50.530 Great work. Is that all from mostly one show or no? 1407 01:05:51.090 --> 01:05:51.380 No. 1408 01:05:51.469 --> 01:05:54.559 So there's four matches that I could identify here. There 1409 01:05:54.579 --> 01:05:57.099 might've been more, but I did identify four of the 1410 01:05:57.139 --> 01:05:59.940 matches that were in this video here. Um, the first 1411 01:06:00.019 --> 01:06:03.449 one here was Terry Funk and Katniss Jack, from King 1412 01:06:03.469 --> 01:06:05.869 of the Death, the finals of that tournament. 95. 1413 01:06:05.869 --> 01:06:07.050 Yeah, right. 1414 01:06:07.110 --> 01:06:12.489 So that one, that was 95, IWA Japan Kawasaki Dream. 1415 01:06:12.969 --> 01:06:15.670 I think most people that know that one have heard, 1416 01:06:16.030 --> 01:06:18.010 you've probably at least heard of that match. Sure. The 1417 01:06:18.070 --> 01:06:22.679 next match here was Shoji Nakamaki and Hiroshi Ono versus 1418 01:06:22.699 --> 01:06:26.480 Catniss Jack and Leatherface. Oh. That one is also from 1419 01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:26.960 IWA 1995. 1420 01:06:26.940 --> 01:06:27.219 That is a. 1421 01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:31.840 No rope barbed wire board thumbtack deathmatch. 1422 01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:33.710 Jesus. Okay. That sounds sick. 1423 01:06:34.010 --> 01:06:36.789 The next match here is Katniss Jack and Crypt Keeper 1424 01:06:36.829 --> 01:06:41.309 versus Leatherface and Shoji Nakamaki. That is also IWA Japan. 1425 01:06:41.349 --> 01:06:43.670 That is a no rope barbed wire and barbed wire 1426 01:06:43.750 --> 01:06:44.570 brick deathmatch. 1427 01:06:45.130 --> 01:06:48.659 Oh, shit. That sounds fucking awesome. These all sound sick. 1428 01:06:48.900 --> 01:06:51.219 And then the last match that I could identify here 1429 01:06:51.260 --> 01:06:54.340 was another Katniss Jack and Terry Funk match. But this 1430 01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:58.639 one was IWA Japan 95 from the Bound to Break. 1431 01:06:59.469 --> 01:07:02.150 New Year tour. That was a no rope barbed wire 1432 01:07:02.210 --> 01:07:03.909 scramble bunkhouse death match. 1433 01:07:04.309 --> 01:07:07.059 Fantastic work. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah. 1434 01:07:07.079 --> 01:07:09.159 So like I said, all the cage match links will 1435 01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:11.179 probably be in the description of this podcast unless we forget. 1436 01:07:11.619 --> 01:07:14.280 And if they're not there, then just say, Hey, where 1437 01:07:14.300 --> 01:07:15.400 are these at? And we'll put it there. 1438 01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:16.019 Just ask. 1439 01:07:16.260 --> 01:07:19.130 Yeah. But yeah, very cool. Like we were literally like 1440 01:07:19.329 --> 01:07:21.630 one frame away from seeing Crypt Keeper and Leatherface on 1441 01:07:21.650 --> 01:07:22.750 this show, which is kind of nuts. 1442 01:07:22.769 --> 01:07:25.510 Dude. I mean, Leatherface is in one of the shots. Yeah. Yeah. 1443 01:07:25.590 --> 01:07:28.429 He's in the one where Katniss, so Katniss betrays them, 1444 01:07:28.469 --> 01:07:31.579 I think after the match. And, uh, clotheslines them onto 1445 01:07:31.619 --> 01:07:32.780 the the tack. 1446 01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:36.579 Board yeah yeah that's awesome wow that's fucking cool as 1447 01:07:36.599 --> 01:07:38.679 fuck yeah i mean i couldn't believe that they aired 1448 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:40.440 that yeah and like they kind of do this throughout 1449 01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:42.800 the night where they show cactus jack hype videos um 1450 01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:45.230 but that's the only one that's outside of wwf. 1451 01:07:45.360 -->

01:07:48.269 So next up here we have gangrel with luna and 1452 01:07:48.489 --> 01:07:50.070 they're taking on test. 1453 01:07:50.010 --> 01:07:54.780 Yeah um we're deal here they're trying to like say 1454 01:07:54.800 --> 01:07:57.199 that there's a the angle they're kind of or at 1455 01:07:57.219 --> 01:07:58.739 least law they're trying to go with is that test 1456 01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:00.860 is weird to women but like i don't know if 1457 01:08:00.900 --> 01:08:02.989 that's what's actually going on here and cold doesn't really 1458 01:08:03.030 --> 01:08:04.010 defend them much. 1459 01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:06.730 Well i think they're coming off the test and stephanie 1460 01:08:06.750 --> 01:08:09.110 deal right and triple a's got together and then he 1461 01:08:09.150 --> 01:08:12.250 breaks his nose and then he feuds with albert until 1462 01:08:12.269 --> 01:08:13.849 he teams with him right that's kind of the. 1463 01:08:13.809 --> 01:08:16.250 Idea yeah i think that's that's right and they cold 1464 01:08:16.289 --> 01:08:17.789 does say on raw we saw test team with the 1465 01:08:17.829 --> 01:08:20.189 big show to take on boss man and prince albert 1466 01:08:20.250 --> 01:08:24.239 and Last Monday, that was. And Big Show kicked Bossman. 1467 01:08:24.279 --> 01:08:26.079 Bossman falls back into Albert, who was going to Baldo 1468 01:08:26.119 --> 01:08:28.970 Bomb Test. But that bumps that and tests its big 1469 01:08:29.010 --> 01:08:32.100 boot on Albert. Big diving elbow drop. for the win 1470 01:08:32.140 --> 01:08:34.079 and test as you said uh broke his nose or 1471 01:08:34.239 --> 01:08:35.720 at least something on his face i think. 1472 01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:37.659 It's his i think it was his nose yeah he's. 1473 01:08:37.560 --> 01:08:42.659 Wearing the uh scott steiner trish trish stratus face mask deal. 1474 01:08:42.520 --> 01:08:45.079 Yeah yeah good deal there um and then of course 1475 01:08:45.140 --> 01:08:47.189 everyone takes it off and tries to fuck with his nose. 1476 01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:49.670 Which you know if you have to right like that's 1477 01:08:50.189 --> 01:08:50.930 you gotta do. 1478 01:08:50.829 --> 01:08:53.770 It oh by the way i was watching this was 1479 01:08:53.829 --> 01:08:57.170 his name test because of testosterone. 1480 01:08:56.569 --> 01:09:01.180 Dude that is so fucking funny i swear maybe a 1481 01:09:01.260 --> 01:09:04.260 week or so ago, I was watching something, and I 1482 01:09:04.300 --> 01:09:06.420 had that same question, and I just didn't text it 1483 01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:08.000 to you for some reason. I don't know why. 1484 01:09:08.260 --> 01:09:09.920 Is that, like, the reason, or, like. 1485 01:09:10.699 --> 01:09:14.289 I've never looked and I've never heard that, but like, 1486 01:09:14.890 --> 01:09:16.329 it has to be. Yeah. 1487 01:09:16.390 --> 01:09:18.850 I've never made that connection before. I don't know why 1488 01:09:18.909 --> 01:09:21.529 I thought his, I thought test was like, maybe because 1489 01:09:21.550 --> 01:09:23.800 of his theme song. I thought it was like tested. Yeah. 1490 01:09:23.840 --> 01:09:26.979 You're being tested, but maybe it's because of testosterone. 1491 01:09:27.500 --> 01:09:30.739 Um, well, Bruce Prichard, you know, and who knows if, 1492 01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:33.859 you know, what, sometimes obviously over the years stories gets 1493 01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:36.220 mixed up but bruce pritchard said that we made him 1494 01:09:36.260 --> 01:09:37.699 go out on the microphone and the only thing he 1495 01:09:37.739 --> 01:09:40.140 would go out and say was test test into the 1496 01:09:40.180 --> 01:09:42.119 microphone so sean michael said well he's going out there 1497 01:09:42.140 --> 01:09:43.859 and letting everyone know what his name is and he 1498 01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:47.000 became tested of that and the top upvoted comment on 1499 01:09:47.060 --> 01:09:48.760 this thread about that says i thought it was short 1500 01:09:48.779 --> 01:09:50.199 for testosterone. 1501 01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:53.479 Holy fuck testosterone yeah i've never made that connection i 1502 01:09:53.520 --> 01:09:54.960 don't know i that's so. 1503 01:09:54.859 --> 01:09:56.949 Funny you just came like i swear to i swear 1504 01:09:57.010 --> 01:09:58.390 like a week ago i was gonna message you that 1505 01:09:58.409 --> 01:09:58.569 and i. 1506 01:09:58.569 --> 01:10:00.750 Just forgot Yeah, I don't know why I've never even 1507 01:10:00.789 --> 01:10:01.449 considered that. 1508 01:10:01.689 --> 01:10:04.510 Yeah, because, like, that's Test. Like, that's what everyone refers 1509 01:10:04.550 --> 01:10:05.409 to it as shorthand. 1510 01:10:05.869 --> 01:10:08.109 While we get the match started here, Gangrel hits that 1511 01:10:08.310 --> 01:10:11.850 overhead deadbolt suplex on Test here, dumps him to the outside. 1512 01:10:12.189 --> 01:10:14.140 Yeah, double overhooks. Like, that's a cool move. 1513 01:10:14.479 --> 01:10:17.619 Luna starts beating Test up, but backs off immediately. And 1514 01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:19.720 then Gangrel starts spamming Muta elbows. 1515 01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:25.300 He that's like he does i he usually does the 1516 01:10:25.420 --> 01:10:27.039 one he just kept going for it i thought that 1517 01:10:27.060 --> 01:10:27.779 was sweet. 1518 01:10:27.930 --> 01:10:29.829 Test gets up he hits the big boot here and 1519 01:10:29.850 --> 01:10:31.289 then hits the fallout bomb. 1520 01:10:31.270 --> 01:10:34.430 Yeah i mean fucking doctor bombs him to shit and 1521 01:10:34.670 --> 01:10:36.630 uh luna i mean luna keeps trying to get involved 1522 01:10:36.670 --> 01:10:38.960 here she gets on the apron test chases her way. 1523 01:10:39.029 --> 01:10:41.720 Yeah she distracts the ref gangrel gets a roll up 1524 01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:44.340 for a two gangrel tries to do the conan fuck 1525 01:10:44.359 --> 01:10:46.659 him pin in the corner

you can't do all that though. 1526 01:10:48.630 --> 01:10:52.909 I swear my notes, all caps. Oh my God. Gangrel 1527 01:10:52.970 --> 01:10:54.729 is doing the Conan pin on test. 1528 01:10:54.909 --> 01:10:57.590 That's that Conan fucking pin. 1529 01:10:58.109 --> 01:11:01.760 Like he was stacking them off legs low, fucking the 1530 01:11:01.800 --> 01:11:03.810 shit out of them and test got out of it. 1531 01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:06.920 Dude, there is so much fuckery in this match for 1532 01:11:07.060 --> 01:11:10.739 no reason. It's gangrel versus test. Like the finish of 1533 01:11:10.760 --> 01:11:13.960 this match is so batshit crazy. It's just all over 1534 01:11:13.979 --> 01:11:14.399 the place. 1535 01:11:14.789 --> 01:11:17.850 And I imagine they don't even follow up on these. 1536 01:11:18.729 --> 01:11:20.750 The angle is not Gangrel and Tess. 1537 01:11:21.149 --> 01:11:24.229 Yeah, so Tess hits the full Nelson slam. Luna pulls 1538 01:11:24.270 --> 01:11:29.630 the ref. Tess gets distracted. Luna attacks the ref. Tess 1539 01:11:29.649 --> 01:11:33.569 hits a belly-to-belly on Gangrel. Luna jumps on Tess' back. 1540 01:11:33.909 --> 01:11:38.960 Tess then starts spanking Luna. Jerry Lawler says, what the? 1541 01:11:42.460 --> 01:11:46.100 He like gut busters her into the quickest spank ever. 1542 01:11:46.180 --> 01:11:48.420 It was like a fast No Mercy animation, like a 1543 01:11:48.600 --> 01:11:51.930 hacked move. Like it was fucking insane looking. And yeah, 1544 01:11:51.970 --> 01:11:55.989 Jerry Lawler says, he legit says, what the? And fucking, 1545 01:11:56.430 --> 01:11:59.329 and then Gangrel and Luna are just stomping Test out. 1546 01:11:59.630 --> 01:12:02.479 Dude, he starts spanking Luna. He maybe spanked her once 1547 01:12:02.539 --> 01:12:04.659 and Gangrel glommed the shit out of him. 1548 01:12:05.270 --> 01:12:06.750 Fuck you, motherfucker. Yeah. 1549 01:12:07.069 --> 01:12:08.909 Yeah. And then him and Luna start beating him up. 1550 01:12:09.310 --> 01:12:12.569 Luna pulls off the protective nose gear. Then Tess hits 1551 01:12:12.630 --> 01:12:15.640 Luna with a pump handle slam and then hits the 1552 01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:19.079 craziest elbow drop of all time on Gangrel. Like he 1553 01:12:19.100 --> 01:12:21.460 tells him to slide out more towards the center. I 1554 01:12:21.500 --> 01:12:22.039 got this. 1555 01:12:22.520 --> 01:12:25.329 He scoop slammed him in a specific spot. He goes 1556 01:12:25.409 --> 01:12:27.930 up top. By the time he's at the top, Gangrel 1557 01:12:28.029 --> 01:12:30.050 is twice the distance away from him. 1558 01:12:30.189 --> 01:12:31.649 He said, I got this. 1559 01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:36.359 Dude, he soars across the ring. Like this was unreal. 1560 01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:39.039 Why the fuck was so much happening here? Why did 1561 01:12:39.100 --> 01:12:40.970 Luna clothesline the referee? I don't know. 1562 01:12:42.079 --> 01:12:44.859 No, like I was writing down

the notes and I 1563 01:12:45.050 --> 01:12:47.949 legit had to stop and go, what the fuck is happening? 1564 01:12:48.270 --> 01:12:50.750 I mean, I was fun. It's just ridiculous. I mean, 1565 01:12:50.770 --> 01:12:54.869 Tess stuff and packs Luna with the pump handle slam to. 1566 01:12:54.850 --> 01:12:57.659 Tess, I think is about to join Albert for TNA soon. 1567 01:12:58.100 --> 01:13:00.760 Yeah, that's probably right. Because Trish is here soon, right? Yeah. 1568 01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:03.210 Do they feud with Gangrel? No way. 1569 01:13:03.229 --> 01:13:05.029 I don't know. 1570 01:13:05.069 --> 01:13:05.390 Maybe. 1571 01:13:07.729 --> 01:13:09.729 I mean, I guess there's a chance. It's probably more 1572 01:13:09.750 --> 01:13:11.090 likely a few of goddamn Artie's. 1573 01:13:11.449 --> 01:13:16.109 Yeah, that's fucking true. We go backstage, Chyna and the cat. 1574 01:13:16.170 --> 01:13:17.729 I wrote Miss Kitty here, but I guess she's the 1575 01:13:17.770 --> 01:13:18.229 cat here. 1576 01:13:18.449 --> 01:13:21.329 I wrote Miss Kitty as well because I swear they 1577 01:13:21.409 --> 01:13:23.930 say Miss Kitty at some point here, but then they 1578 01:13:23.970 --> 01:13:25.010 say the cat as well. 1579 01:13:25.329 --> 01:13:26.869 Yeah, so I'm just going to call her the cat. 1580 01:13:26.909 --> 01:13:28.850 I guess if I say Miss Kitty sometimes it's because 1581 01:13:28.869 --> 01:13:31.319 my notes say Miss Kitty. So China and Miss Kitty 1582 01:13:31.359 --> 01:13:33.710 are here to talk to Chris Jericho. The cat is 1583 01:13:33.750 --> 01:13:36.329 holding the women's title and Jericho is the IC champion 1584 01:13:36.369 --> 01:13:40.609 with China. It's like a co-intercontinental deal. And China apologizes 1585 01:13:40.649 --> 01:13:42.260 for what's gone down between them. 1586 01:13:42.319 --> 01:13:42.539 Yes. 1587 01:13:42.699 --> 01:13:46.060 And hopefully they can put that all aside and they 1588 01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:47.739 can be co-intercontinental champions. 1589 01:13:48.090 --> 01:13:50.010 Yeah, she says she wants to let bygones be bygones 1590 01:13:50.029 --> 01:13:52.109 and want to make this work. And Jericho doesn't believe her. Like, 1591 01:13:52.149 --> 01:13:53.609 you know, she's saying, you know, I'd much rather you 1592 01:13:53.630 --> 01:13:55.130 be on my team than turn your back on me. 1593 01:13:55.149 --> 01:13:56.850 And Jericho says, you know, well, like you did to me. 1594 01:13:57.210 --> 01:13:59.029 And she says, yeah, like, I just want to work together. 1595 01:13:59.050 --> 01:14:01.770 And Jericho says, really? You really feel that way? No 1596 01:14:01.789 --> 01:14:04.289 more of these crazy head games? And Chyna says, we're 1597 01:14:04.329 --> 01:14:07.739 both adults. She puts her hand out. Jericho shakes her hand. 1598 01:14:08.220 --> 01:14:11.000 Jericho says, all right, I'll accept your apology. And it 1599 01:14:11.039 --> 01:14:13.000 was big of you to admit you were wrong. And 1600 01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:16.300 Chyna says, we can do this. And Jericho says, you 1601 01:14:16.319 --> 01:14:17.100 know what? I think we can. 1602 01:14:20.670 --> 01:14:23.310 The Hardy Boys with Terry versus Big Boss Man and 1603 01:14:23.350 --> 01:14:24.729 Prince Albert is up next. 1604 01:14:25.090 --> 01:14:28.600 Yes, Boss Man is the current hardcore champion. On commentary, 1605 01:14:28.619 --> 01:14:30.439 they say that Prince Albert refers to the Boss Man 1606 01:14:30.500 --> 01:14:33.840 as his mentor, which is crazy for a guy named 1607 01:14:33.859 --> 01:14:36.119 Prince Albert who was here before with Draws, piercing people 1608 01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:37.199 and tattooing them. 1609 01:14:37.560 --> 01:14:40.000 And his name is Dick Piercing. 1610 01:14:42.600 --> 01:14:44.640 You know, Big Boss Man, we went to Cobb County, Georgia, 1611 01:14:44.739 --> 01:14:46.659 you know, and we respected the law and order there. 1612 01:14:47.189 --> 01:14:48.810 Oh, you know, we did go there and we saw 1613 01:14:48.850 --> 01:14:49.819 a great Braves. 1614 01:14:49.550 --> 01:14:52.460 Game where they won It was a game. 1615 01:14:52.859 --> 01:14:55.319 It was a great game, and the Braves won. Say that. 1616 01:14:55.340 --> 01:14:57.399 We attended the game. We attended the game, and I 1617 01:14:57.420 --> 01:14:59.619 was there with you. I had ice cream. It was great. 1618 01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:01.479 The ice cream at the Braves game was great. 1619 01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:04.100 It was very good, and so was that wind. 1620 01:15:05.739 --> 01:15:07.239 Yeah, the wind. It was very windy. 1621 01:15:07.779 --> 01:15:09.380 Terry comes out here. I thought she was about to 1622 01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:11.039 break out and delete his shit for a second. 1623 01:15:11.479 --> 01:15:14.289 So Lita is also just about to come in. They're 1624 01:15:14.310 --> 01:15:16.010 about to put her with S.A. Rios, I believe. 1625 01:15:16.029 --> 01:15:17.010 Oh, okay. 1626 01:15:17.689 --> 01:15:19.369 Which I always like those two together, by the way. 1627 01:15:19.390 --> 01:15:21.369 I thought the Lita S.A. Rios thing was awesome. I mean, 1628 01:15:21.390 --> 01:15:24.789 of course, Lita with the Hardys is fucking legendary, though. 1629 01:15:24.930 --> 01:15:28.409 So I guess her run with Danny Doering and Roadkill 1630 01:15:28.430 --> 01:15:29.149 is coming to an end. 1631 01:15:29.710 --> 01:15:32.149 Yeah, I think that's already ended, sadly. I think she's 1632 01:15:32.170 --> 01:15:33.729 already left the land of extreme. 1633 01:15:34.529 --> 01:15:36.890 So Albert starts on Jeff Harvey here and takes him 1634 01:15:36.909 --> 01:15:37.510 to the corner to. 1635 01:15:37.789 --> 01:15:41.329 Go to work on him. I mean, Albert is awesome, 1636 01:15:41.350 --> 01:15:44.060 by the way. He looks insane, but I've always been 1637 01:15:44.069 --> 01:15:44.939 a big fan of this dude. 1638 01:15:45.329 --> 01:15:47.750 Oh, I

love this part, man. So Albert fucking picks 1639 01:15:47.789 --> 01:15:50.579 him up 1031 style, slams him in the corner. Matt 1640 01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:52.840 Hardy comes in. Albert presses him above his head and 1641 01:15:52.899 --> 01:15:54.159 jaw jacks him on the ropes. 1642 01:15:54.659 --> 01:15:55.960 Oh my God, that looked nuts. 1643 01:15:56.539 --> 01:15:59.550 Albert picks Matt up rack style, hits the reverse TKO. 1644 01:16:00.010 --> 01:16:01.329 Matt crumbles on this. 1645 01:16:01.840 --> 01:16:05.000 Dude, it looked like Matt didn't know how to fall. Like, 1646 01:16:05.039 --> 01:16:07.420 I don't know if, like, just the momentum, like, made 1647 01:16:07.479 --> 01:16:10.000 his body do what he didn't want it to do, or, like, 1648 01:16:10.020 --> 01:16:12.020 he couldn't control it because of how fast he was moving. 1649 01:16:12.479 --> 01:16:15.159 Albert fucking torture acts him and spins him to hell, 1650 01:16:15.510 --> 01:16:16.329 and then he dies. 1651 01:16:16.750 --> 01:16:19.210 Yeah, Albert fucking ruled, man. Boss Man's sitting on the 1652 01:16:19.250 --> 01:16:21.710 apron watching this, like, what the fuck? What do you 1653 01:16:21.729 --> 01:16:22.250 want me to do? 1654 01:16:22.329 --> 01:16:24.409 Dude, that is so awesome. He hits all this shit 1655 01:16:24.430 --> 01:16:26.210 on these dudes, kills them with a neck breaker. He 1656 01:16:26.250 --> 01:16:28.220 tags out the Boss Man, and Boss Man says, way 1657 01:16:28.229 --> 01:16:33.819 to go, man. yeah thank you i got the boss 1658 01:16:33.840 --> 01:16:35.039 man slam like i don't know. 1659 01:16:35.159 --> 01:16:37.159 So boss man comes in he hits a memphis on 1660 01:16:37.199 --> 01:16:40.380 matt he slides out and grabs terry jeff makes the 1661 01:16:40.439 --> 01:16:42.699 save and then we head back in the ring. 1662 01:16:42.829 --> 01:16:45.189 Yeah dude i mean he because he would he used 1663 01:16:45.210 --> 01:16:46.949 to do the slide out and like punch you thing 1664 01:16:46.989 --> 01:16:48.789 he slid out and grabbed terry and he grabbed her 1665 01:16:48.829 --> 01:16:50.930 like a goddamn briefcase hey put her down that's a 1666 01:16:50.970 --> 01:16:54.810 human dude yeah sideways yeah he's doing there jeff fucking 1667 01:16:54.850 --> 01:16:56.949 attacked him no regard for how she would fall but 1668 01:16:56.989 --> 01:16:57.500 he takes her. 1669 01:16:57.409 --> 01:17:00.079 Back So Jeff comes in. He takes Bossman to the 1670 01:17:00.119 --> 01:17:02.979 corner here. Albert tries to help, but ends up running 1671 01:17:03.020 --> 01:17:05.600 straight into Bossman in the corner. The Hardy Boys go 1672 01:17:05.619 --> 01:17:07.960 for poetry and motion in the corner here, but Bossman 1673 01:17:08.000 --> 01:17:11.220 catches Jeff and slams him directly down. 1674 01:17:11.239 --> 01:17:15.149 Dude, I mean, he fucking annihilates him and Albert hits 1675 01:17:15.189 --> 01:17:19.689 that bicycle kick into Bossman

and Bossman full Nelson just 1676 01:17:19.850 --> 01:17:22.609 throws Matt Hardy to the floor. What the fuck was that? 1677 01:17:22.630 --> 01:17:24.729 I have no idea what happened at the end here. 1678 01:17:24.770 --> 01:17:27.909 So like Bossman is holding Matt and Albert hits him 1679 01:17:27.930 --> 01:17:31.090 with the bicycle kick. Bossman then just grabs Matt and 1680 01:17:31.109 --> 01:17:33.550 throws him down. I imagine the finish got fucked here, 1681 01:17:33.649 --> 01:17:36.329 and Bossman just told him to take it home here. 1682 01:17:36.550 --> 01:17:38.189 Yeah, let's get it out of here. 1683 01:17:38.210 --> 01:17:39.750 He said something to him when he slammed him. 1684 01:17:40.210 --> 01:17:42.710 Because they had to get the spot in where Bossman 1685 01:17:42.810 --> 01:17:44.710 and Albert are arguing, because that's where we're going here. 1686 01:17:44.930 --> 01:17:46.989 So I'm assuming something got lost in translation. 1687 01:17:47.479 --> 01:17:50.720 Jeff Hardy jumps off Matt's back here. He dropkicks Bossman 1688 01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:53.579 into Albert. He rolls him up, and they get the win, 1689 01:17:53.619 --> 01:17:55.000 and the crowd goes crazy for it. 1690 01:17:56.420 --> 01:17:58.439 Yeah i mean hardys are getting over man these guys 1691 01:17:58.460 --> 01:18:00.560 look cool as fuck they are already doing all the 1692 01:18:00.579 --> 01:18:03.550 cool shit like this uh these guys are gonna be 1693 01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:06.390 around for a minute too they are still around actually. 1694 01:18:06.550 --> 01:18:10.090 Well albert leaves and boss man uh immediately walks outside 1695 01:18:10.109 --> 01:18:10.710 and they start. 1696 01:18:10.529 --> 01:18:13.630 Fighting dude like you can kind of see it at 1697 01:18:13.649 --> 01:18:15.930 the because we're on hard cam the bottom left you 1698 01:18:15.949 --> 01:18:17.829 see boss man roll out and you see albert kind 1699 01:18:17.850 --> 01:18:19.750 of standing there then the next shot you see is 1700 01:18:19.810 --> 01:18:22.050 boss man beating the fuck out of him like punching 1701 01:18:22.069 --> 01:18:23.649 him in the head i said oh shit yeah. 1702 01:18:24.189 --> 01:18:27.810 It actually like fades out of this segment like with 1703 01:18:27.850 --> 01:18:28.750 them kicking each other's. 1704 01:18:28.729 --> 01:18:31.180 Ass yeah like the refs are there trying to break 1705 01:18:31.189 --> 01:18:33.319 it up they're fighting the refs to stop them from 1706 01:18:33.359 --> 01:18:35.340 stopping them sergeant slaughter is trying to get in there 1707 01:18:35.359 --> 01:18:37.500 and get involved and michael cole says well lily and 1708 01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:39.960 garcia's uh caught up with the big show earlier tonight 1709 01:18:40.319 --> 01:18:41.779 so we go uh to the back. 1710 01:18:41.899 --> 01:18:43.789 We do go to the back here this is actually 1711 01:18:43.909 --> 01:18:47.930 a pre-tape from earlier tonight yes i probably just would 1712 01:18:47.949 --> 01:18:49.949 have kept this one in the can they have big 1713 01:18:50.149 --> 01:18:52.270 Show cutting a promo here, and I don't think he 1714 01:18:52.310 --> 01:18:53.729 needed to. It was very long. 1715 01:18:54.250 --> 01:18:56.880 And what may, I don't know if the one they 1716 01:18:56.899 --> 01:18:58.699 do later was to try to make up for this 1717 01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:01.159 or like, I'm guessing like, yeah, they could have just 1718 01:19:01.180 --> 01:19:03.199 did the one later. I don't think big show needed 1719 01:19:03.260 --> 01:19:05.600 his own here. Like the one later does exactly what 1720 01:19:05.619 --> 01:19:08.020 this is way shorter and way better. And big show 1721 01:19:08.060 --> 01:19:11.039 is usually a good promo. Like even here, like, you know, 1722 01:19:11.119 --> 01:19:13.260 in 2000, nine, nine, 2000, like he's still trying to 1723 01:19:13.579 --> 01:19:15.020 find it. I imagine. I mean, he's been here for 1724 01:19:15.060 --> 01:19:16.850 a year at this point, but, like yeah this one 1725 01:19:16.890 --> 01:19:19.329 was was weak he uh so Lillian asked him you 1726 01:19:19.350 --> 01:19:21.310 know how he feels about his tag match he says 1727 01:19:21.350 --> 01:19:23.270 I'm excited because I got my chance to get my 1728 01:19:23.289 --> 01:19:25.810 hands on Triple H he says I also got my 1729 01:19:25.850 --> 01:19:27.770 chance to get my hands on x-pac he's telling everyone 1730 01:19:27.810 --> 01:19:30.050 how he beat the big show but yet he forgets 1731 01:19:30.069 --> 01:19:32.090 to tell everyone that DX was involved and it took 1732 01:19:32.130 --> 01:19:34.399 a chair so I got scores to settle with those 1733 01:19:34.439 --> 01:19:37.720 two let's talk about The Rock last Monday on Raw 1734 01:19:37.779 --> 01:19:39.720 when all of us were standing around the ring supporting 1735 01:19:39.760 --> 01:19:42.760 The Rock he's our spokesperson he's talking about himself and 1736 01:19:43.060 --> 01:19:44.590 how he's going to win the Royal Rumble And he 1737 01:19:44.630 --> 01:19:47.789 calls everyone a bunch of jabronis. Well, I took that personal. 1738 01:19:48.310 --> 01:19:51.229 I'm not a jabroni. He says that like for real. 1739 01:19:51.609 --> 01:19:53.569 Like he means that like that actually upset him that 1740 01:19:53.609 --> 01:19:56.989 he got called a jabroni. Hey, man, you're seven fucking 1741 01:19:57.270 --> 01:19:59.670 feet tall. You should not be hurt by words. 1742 01:20:00.090 --> 01:20:01.649 I write down here. Why is he cutting this long 1743 01:20:01.710 --> 01:20:02.529 ass promo right now? 1744 01:20:03.180 --> 01:20:05.720 I don't know why they even gave him this much. Like, yeah. 1745 01:20:06.060 --> 01:20:07.060 I'm not a jabroni. 1746 01:20:07.520 --> 01:20:09.350 I'm 7'2, 500 pounds. There's no way he's going to 1747 01:20:09.369 --> 01:20:11.130 throw me over the top of the Royal Rumble. He's 1748 01:20:11.210

--> 01:20:13.810 putting the wagon before the horse. It's going to be 1749 01:20:13.850 --> 01:20:15.210 the other way around. I'm going to grab Rocky and 1750 01:20:15.229 --> 01:20:17.970 throw him in the seventh row. Tonight, I'm the Rock's partner, 1751 01:20:18.069 --> 01:20:20.149 and I'm going to be the Rock's partner. No, I 1752 01:20:20.229 --> 01:20:21.350 hear you. You're damn right. 1753 01:20:24.250 --> 01:20:25.850 It's called a promo, kid. You're going to have to 1754 01:20:25.869 --> 01:20:26.449 learn it eventually. 1755 01:20:30.010 --> 01:20:32.350 Big Show says, make no mistake about it, Lillian. I 1756 01:20:32.470 --> 01:20:36.750 don't like The Rock. No, dude, we get it. This was, yeah, hey, 1757 01:20:36.810 --> 01:20:38.750 cut this. Hey, this is a tape show. You don't 1758 01:20:38.770 --> 01:20:40.899 have to fucking air this. Like, you got time. 1759 01:20:41.300 --> 01:20:43.500 Yeah, I mean, have him do the promo. You know, 1760 01:20:43.539 --> 01:20:45.699 he does need the time doing the promo, but you 1761 01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:46.409 don't have to air it. 1762 01:20:46.739 --> 01:20:47.819 Right, yeah, like. 1763 01:20:47.899 --> 01:20:49.779 He should be sitting down on the bench like baseball 1764 01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:51.720 and looking at the iPad and seeing this promo and 1765 01:20:51.739 --> 01:20:52.699 being like, what can I do better? 1766 01:20:52.720 --> 01:20:57.079 JR sitting next to him, Sean. I mean, like, that's 1767 01:20:57.100 --> 01:21:00.079 on the shoulder. It's going to be OK. But like, 1768 01:21:00.100 --> 01:21:02.100 we got to work on this. I mean, look at this. 1769 01:21:02.439 --> 01:21:03.420 You look ridiculous. 1770 01:21:04.260 --> 01:21:06.710 Backstage here, China runs up to Tori and says she 1771 01:21:06.750 --> 01:21:08.010 has something bad to tell her. 1772 01:21:08.470 --> 01:21:10.069 Oh, my God. What could it be? It's got to 1773 01:21:10.109 --> 01:21:12.590 be one of the worst things of all time. Like, really, 1774 01:21:12.649 --> 01:21:14.489 for her to fucking set this up like this, like 1775 01:21:14.770 --> 01:21:18.359 this has to be a monumental, catastrophic thing that she's 1776 01:21:18.399 --> 01:21:19.300 about to tell her about. 1777 01:21:19.619 --> 01:21:20.479 Well, I guess we'll see soon. 1778 01:21:20.970 --> 01:21:23.050 Oh, my God. I can't wait. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. 1779 01:21:23.550 --> 01:21:26.510 Kurt Angle and Steve Blackman versus Christian and Edge is 1780 01:21:26.609 --> 01:21:27.149 up next. 1781 01:21:27.750 --> 01:21:29.310 At some point during the show, I was like, okay, 1782 01:21:29.329 --> 01:21:33.130 they're just fucking doing shit. They got no matches for 1783 01:21:33.170 --> 01:21:35.930 this pay-per-view. Royal Rumble has no matches? Is that what's 1784 01:21:35.949 --> 01:21:38.489 going on? Because all this shit does not feel like 1785 01:21:38.510 --> 01:21:41.989 it matters at all. Blackman and fucking Kurt Angle against 1786 01:21:42.050 --> 01:21:42.770 Edge and Christian. 1787 01:21:43.109 --> 01:21:45.350 Yeah, they announced them as Christian and Edge, and that 1788 01:21:45.369 --> 01:21:46.689 always sounds so wrong to me. 1789 01:21:47.010 --> 01:21:49.270 Yeah, that is weird. I don't like that one. But 1790 01:21:49.609 --> 01:21:51.850 Kurt Angle and Steve Blackman does sound like a cool team. 1791 01:21:51.869 --> 01:21:52.649 I will say that. 1792 01:21:53.250 --> 01:21:56.010 So Steve Blackman and Edge start things off here. Edge 1793 01:21:56.069 --> 01:21:58.840 hits that baby face drop kick and yells, yeah, get up. 1794 01:21:59.039 --> 01:22:03.079 Come on, get up. Hell yeah. Cole says that Kurt 1795 01:22:03.199 --> 01:22:07.119 and Steve Blackman are sometimes friends and sometimes foes. I 1796 01:22:07.140 --> 01:22:10.239 don't know what that has. They're not going into an angle, 1797 01:22:10.279 --> 01:22:11.189 so I don't know what's going on here. 1798 01:22:11.630 --> 01:22:13.909 Steve Blackman gets Edge on his knees and then fucking 1799 01:22:13.949 --> 01:22:14.909 chops him in the face. 1800 01:22:15.220 --> 01:22:17.159 Dude, he reads him like the riot act first. He 1801 01:22:17.180 --> 01:22:18.960 like kicks him in the knee to drop him down 1802 01:22:19.020 --> 01:22:21.180 and he fucking starts dressing him down, pointing in his 1803 01:22:21.220 --> 01:22:23.279 face and then he fucks him up. 1804 01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:24.960 You are a jabroni. 1805 01:22:27.460 --> 01:22:28.859 I thought he was going to spinning back fist him 1806 01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:29.760 like he did to Shane. 1807 01:22:30.159 --> 01:22:33.029 Christian comes off Edge's back here and splashes Steve Blackman 1808 01:22:33.050 --> 01:22:33.949 in the corner for a two. 1809 01:22:34.310 --> 01:22:34.630 Let's go. 1810 01:22:35.010 --> 01:22:37.229 Kurt Angle comes in and Christian hits that baby face 1811 01:22:37.270 --> 01:22:38.609 hip toss drop kick. 1812 01:22:38.930 --> 01:22:40.050 Come on! 1813 01:22:40.130 --> 01:22:41.510 Yeah, get up everybody! 1814 01:22:41.529 --> 01:22:42.670 Get the fuck up! 1815 01:22:43.229 --> 01:22:45.529 Steve Blackman beats up Christian on the outside as Kurt 1816 01:22:45.590 --> 01:22:48.430 Angle distracts Edge. I don't know if you noticed here, 1817 01:22:48.449 --> 01:22:50.069 but they're filming this match on the apron. 1818 01:22:50.770 --> 01:22:52.449 Oh, I didn't notice that. Why? 1819 01:22:52.470 --> 01:22:54.409 WCW style right there. 1820 01:22:54.829 --> 01:22:57.520 Yeah, that's weird for a tag match too. 1821 01:22:57.989 --> 01:23:00.100 Yeah, so it was like Edge and he was on 1822 01:23:00.220 --> 01:23:02.659 one corner and then the other corner was the camera guy. 1823 01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:03.220 Oh. 1824 01:23:04.229 --> 01:23:06.090 Same corner as him. He was like his tag partner 1825 01:23:06.130 --> 01:23:06.550 for a minute. 1826 01:23:06.909 --> 01:23:08.989 They kind of, well,

there's a little bit of that later, 1827 01:23:09.050 --> 01:23:10.670 but it's like a camera that's set up and we'll 1828 01:23:10.850 --> 01:23:12.810 obviously talk about that, which I also thought was cool. 1829 01:23:12.829 --> 01:23:14.569 Maybe they were experimenting with SmackDown here. 1830 01:23:14.890 --> 01:23:16.470 Yeah, you can kind of take it as that's edge 1831 01:23:16.510 --> 01:23:18.170 POV of him watching that match. 1832 01:23:19.270 --> 01:23:22.220 POV wrestler has not debuted yet. He's not around yet. 1833 01:23:22.569 --> 01:23:25.140 Christian works up here. He reverses the Olympic slam into 1834 01:23:25.180 --> 01:23:26.800 the reverse DDT for a double down. 1835 01:23:27.220 --> 01:23:30.060 I like that. I actually don't even know if fucking 1836 01:23:30.180 --> 01:23:32.579 Kurt's finish is even established yet. It didn't feel like it. 1837 01:23:32.579 --> 01:23:34.069 Cause he went for it and nobody sold for it. 1838 01:23:34.220 --> 01:23:35.520 Like on commentary. Oh, sure. 1839 01:23:35.600 --> 01:23:37.689 Okay. Yeah. I mean, it's so funny because like I 1840 01:23:37.710 --> 01:23:38.829 looked at it and I was like, Oh, he's going 1841 01:23:38.850 --> 01:23:39.930 for the Olympic slam immediately. 1842 01:23:40.010 --> 01:23:42.810 Of course. I immediately knew, but like the commentary was like, Oh, 1843 01:23:43.050 --> 01:23:44.090 all right. Hit the DDT. 1844 01:23:44.609 --> 01:23:46.979 Michael Cole says we found out on raw that edge 1845 01:23:47.029 --> 01:23:48.760 is marrying Val Venus's sister. 1846 01:23:49.100 --> 01:23:50.960 I'm glad he said that because this next part wouldn't 1847 01:23:50.979 --> 01:23:51.939 have made any goddamn sense. 1848 01:23:52.000 --> 01:23:56.489 Otherwise, Yeah, I mean, they probably could have put something 1849 01:23:56.529 --> 01:23:58.689 about that in that Big Shark pre-tape slot. 1850 01:23:58.810 --> 01:24:01.859 Right, or maybe like before the mat, anywhere, right? Yeah, 1851 01:24:01.899 --> 01:24:02.699 like something here. 1852 01:24:03.199 --> 01:24:05.180 Edge and Val Venus are soon to be brothers-in-law. 1853 01:24:05.199 --> 01:24:06.680 Great. 1854 01:24:07.869 --> 01:24:10.149 I guess this was real. I think he married Val 1855 01:24:10.170 --> 01:24:11.029 Venis' sister in real life. 1856 01:24:11.050 --> 01:24:13.090 No, that is a shoot. Yeah, that is a real thing. 1857 01:24:13.149 --> 01:24:14.729 I just fucking didn't remember it. 1858 01:24:15.060 --> 01:24:17.039 I didn't either. Yeah, I don't even know if I 1859 01:24:17.079 --> 01:24:17.460 ever knew. 1860 01:24:17.479 --> 01:24:18.539 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1861 01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:20.779 Well, Edge comes in off the hot tag here, but 1862 01:24:20.840 --> 01:24:23.119 Steve Blackman hit that bicycle kick on Edge. 1863 01:24:23.779 --> 01:24:25.260 I mean, a lot of people doing bicycle kicks in 1864 01:24:25.260 --> 01:24:28.739 2007 WF. Yeah, man. No, it's a cool move. It 1865 01:24:28.779 --> 01:24:29.819 is a cool move. I do like that. 1866 01:24:30.140 --> 01:24:31.520 Well, Val Venis' music hits. 1867 01:24:32.859 --> 01:24:37.590 Hello ladies shows up on the fucking Oval Tron. I'm like, Oh, 1868 01:24:37.609 --> 01:24:40.010 what the fuck? Steve Blackman is pissed. He's got his 1869 01:24:40.090 --> 01:24:41.350 arms up. What the fuck? 1870 01:24:41.369 --> 01:24:43.250 Hey, where the fuck is Val Venus? 1871 01:24:44.710 --> 01:24:45.569 Well, you know something? 1872 01:24:47.930 --> 01:24:48.189 No. 1873 01:24:51.380 --> 01:24:52.979 God, he's in the Val Venus room. 1874 01:24:53.399 --> 01:24:55.760 Like they had him at a hotel and then like, 1875 01:24:56.659 --> 01:24:58.500 like they had that feed it into the Oval Tron. 1876 01:24:59.130 --> 01:25:02.069 You weren't planning on using weapons like this on my 1877 01:25:02.420 --> 01:25:07.119 future brother-in-law, were you? What? 1878 01:25:07.180 --> 01:25:08.619 No, the match was going well. I was about to 1879 01:25:08.640 --> 01:25:10.380 beat him with the bicycle kick. 1880 01:25:10.399 --> 01:25:12.840 Yeah, they didn't even do a spot where Blackman went 1881 01:25:12.920 --> 01:25:13.600 for the weapon. 1882 01:25:13.939 --> 01:25:16.960 Yeah, I mean, he didn't even like... Nothing, yeah, nothing 1883 01:25:17.000 --> 01:25:18.420 even happened with the weapon, period. 1884 01:25:20.579 --> 01:25:20.970 Well. 1885 01:25:25.890 --> 01:25:31.560 Did you guys blow a spot? Do I look dumb 1886 01:25:31.640 --> 01:25:32.109 out there? 1887 01:25:33.060 --> 01:25:37.239 This is a taped show, you know. We could fix this. 1888 01:25:39.300 --> 01:25:41.939 Very easily. Just re-tape it, guys. 1889 01:25:42.039 --> 01:25:43.300 Is that Kurt Angle? 1890 01:25:44.699 --> 01:25:46.439 Why does so much of this show feel like you 1891 01:25:46.460 --> 01:25:49.460 guys refuse to edit this? Hello? Like, what the fuck? 1892 01:25:50.039 --> 01:25:53.380 Well, Steve Blackman is distracted universe mode style and Christian 1893 01:25:53.399 --> 01:25:55.399 hits a missile dropkick off the top that pushes Steve 1894 01:25:55.439 --> 01:25:58.640 Blackman into edge for a German suplex pin or three. 1895 01:25:59.090 --> 01:26:03.630 Yeah, that's nuts. Like, German suplex bridge pin? These guys 1896 01:26:03.670 --> 01:26:04.270 have moves. 1897 01:26:04.789 --> 01:26:06.630 Yeah, that sucks, man. Steve Blackman was about to use 1898 01:26:06.670 --> 01:26:10.319 that kendo stick to get DQ'd. 1899 01:26:10.340 --> 01:26:13.180 Well, right after the bicycle kick, he always starts fucking 1900 01:26:13.220 --> 01:26:16.619 going crazy and runs out for that fucking stick. But 1901 01:26:16.800 --> 01:26:17.689 Valvinus took it. 1902 01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:21.460 That's how all the matches go, man. It goes bicycle kick, 1903 01:26:21.520 --> 01:26:23.000 kendo stick, DQ, all of them. 1904 01:26:25.270 --> 01:26:28.449 Steve Blackman went this whole night not knowing that he

1905 01:26:28.489 --> 01:26:31.029 didn't have that either how did Val Venus get it I. 1906 01:26:31.170 --> 01:26:33.329 Think it would have been super funny if Val Venus 1907 01:26:33.390 --> 01:26:35.109 music hits he's on the try and say hey you 1908 01:26:35.149 --> 01:26:37.750 need this hey you need this and he just keeps 1909 01:26:37.810 --> 01:26:41.590 beating edge up hey you need this no he. 1910 01:26:41.390 --> 01:26:44.369 Has a little choke like a guillotine choke you need 1911 01:26:44.409 --> 01:26:47.430 this Steve Blackman he's just tapping out. 1912 01:26:47.529 --> 01:26:56.069 Hey hey look at the Tron hey hello hello he 1913 01:26:56.090 --> 01:26:58.270 beats edge one two three the bell rings he walks 1914 01:26:58.310 --> 01:27:00.979 outside and grabs another kendo stick wait. 1915 01:27:02.739 --> 01:27:06.699 Oh wait how falvinus can see into the building too 1916 01:27:06.770 --> 01:27:07.609 by the way. 1917 01:27:10.760 --> 01:27:13.520 So we go backstage and China is about to drop 1918 01:27:13.579 --> 01:27:15.220 some crazy news on Tori. 1919 01:27:15.680 --> 01:27:18.619 Oh, my God. Yeah. China is sitting down here with Tori. 1920 01:27:19.109 --> 01:27:22.250 Tori is wearing cane gear. This is nuts. That's awesome. 1921 01:27:22.550 --> 01:27:24.550 Yeah. She looks like she has chalk line gear on 1922 01:27:24.590 --> 01:27:25.109 or something. 1923 01:27:25.329 --> 01:27:27.729 Dude, chalk line cane shorts. Yeah. I mean, it's a 1924 01:27:27.750 --> 01:27:30.010 great look. Like, I love what we're going for here. Oh, 1925 01:27:30.010 --> 01:27:30.430 I'm in love with it. 1926 01:27:30.430 --> 01:27:30.939 Yeah, it's awesome. 1927 01:27:30.979 --> 01:27:34.979 Great idea. That's her man. China says, I wanted to 1928 01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:36.239 talk to you in private about this. You know, I 1929 01:27:36.260 --> 01:27:38.819 haven't even told Miss Kitty. She says Miss Kitty. I 1930 01:27:38.819 --> 01:27:40.520 haven't even told Miss Kitty about this because it's sort 1931 01:27:40.539 --> 01:27:44.340 of embarrassing. Chris Jericho's really crossing the line this time. 1932 01:27:44.880 --> 01:27:46.159 And Tori says, oh my God, he's got a TNA. 1933 01:27:48.260 --> 01:27:49.479 Crossing the line. Holy fuck. 1934 01:27:51.479 --> 01:27:51.970 Sorry. 1935 01:27:53.989 --> 01:27:54.350 What? 1936 01:27:57.319 --> 01:27:59.760 China says, he's okay. Or Tori says, you know, is 1937 01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:01.859 he okay? Are you okay? And China says, he's okay. 1938 01:28:01.880 --> 01:28:03.680 I just can't stand being around him most of the time. 1939 01:28:03.720 --> 01:28:06.819 But now, all he talks about is Tori, Tori, Tori. 1940 01:28:07.729 --> 01:28:10.310 Tori says, Chris Jericho? China says, yeah, you know, he 1941 01:28:10.329 --> 01:28:12.270 has this stupid fantasy he has about you. You know, 1942 01:28:12.609 --> 01:28:18.119 get this, in a flight attendant's uniform. and tori i 1943 01:28:18.159 --> 01:28:20.340 mean this is the most disgusting thing she's ever heard 1944 01:28:20.380 --> 01:28:21.619 of in her life. 1945 01:28:21.220 --> 01:28:23.520 Dude yeah i mean she's about to throw up in here. 1946 01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:26.329 She's dry heaving and china says yeah you know the 1947 01:28:26.390 --> 01:28:29.270 stupid fantasy is about you is you know a flight 1948 01:28:29.289 --> 01:28:32.210 attendant's uniform and uh and she says and tori he's 1949 01:28:32.229 --> 01:28:35.130 disgusting all he talks about is how he can add 1950 01:28:35.170 --> 01:28:38.170 some new positions to the kama sutra i mean she 1951 01:28:38.189 --> 01:28:40.909 almost throws up on the floor Yeah. 1952 01:28:40.630 --> 01:28:42.569 I mean she gets up so quick I gotta get out. 1953 01:28:42.510 --> 01:28:47.640 Of here Holy fuck China says Tori wait If you 1954 01:28:47.649 --> 01:28:49.359 tell Kane I know he's going to want to beat 1955 01:28:49.380 --> 01:28:52.140 up Chris But I think it Should be in a 1956 01:28:52.220 --> 01:28:54.539 match or something A non-title match of course. 1957 01:28:54.340 --> 01:28:57.159 Laughter Laughter. 1958 01:28:59.079 --> 01:29:02.739 Which is fucking awesome that's a great shout and tori 1959 01:29:02.779 --> 01:29:05.319 runs away and china's all happy i mean that was 1960 01:29:05.439 --> 01:29:05.840 i i. 1961 01:29:05.779 --> 01:29:17.180 Love that that was diabolical It's so funny, too. I 1962 01:29:17.220 --> 01:29:19.010 wrote down here my last line on this segment was, 1963 01:29:19.050 --> 01:29:22.250 holy fuck, she's wearing the Kane fit. Yes, dude. That's 1964 01:29:22.289 --> 01:29:24.189 where I found out when she stood up. I said, 1965 01:29:24.210 --> 01:29:24.770 holy shit. 1966 01:29:25.149 --> 01:29:26.909 Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I saw it when she was 1967 01:29:26.949 --> 01:29:28.869 sitting down because I saw the flames. But yeah, yeah. 1968 01:29:29.329 --> 01:29:33.289 I mean, it is a cool look. Sadly, it ends 1969 01:29:33.390 --> 01:29:35.130 tragically between the two of them. 1970 01:29:35.670 --> 01:29:38.020 As do all of Kane's storylines and matches. 1971 01:29:38.380 --> 01:29:40.939 Well, she got a piece of that XPAC. I mean, like, 1972 01:29:40.979 --> 01:29:41.579 what do you want? 1973 01:29:42.250 --> 01:29:45.710 So now it's time for another Cactus Jack pre-tape. This time, 1974 01:29:46.010 --> 01:29:46.850 he's on Raw. 1975 01:29:47.289 --> 01:29:50.029 Yeah, he's on Raw. He climbs the old Raw Tron, 1976 01:29:50.750 --> 01:29:53.789 and there's a dumpster there. There's no real context given 1977 01:29:53.829 --> 01:29:56.350 to this at all, so if you've never seen this, 1978 01:29:56.409 --> 01:29:58.539 it just looks like Cactus climbed up onto the Tron 1979 01:29:58.579 --> 01:30:00.880 and dove into a dumpster, and then they pushed it 1980 01:30:00.939 --> 01:30:01.500 off the stage. 1981 01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:05.989 He climbs on the Tron, and JR's like, no,

don't 1982 01:30:06.010 --> 01:30:06.390 do it. 1983 01:30:06.829 --> 01:30:08.770 Don't do it. What are you doing? You crazy son 1984 01:30:08.789 --> 01:30:11.010 of a bitch. Only catches Jack. 1985 01:30:11.590 --> 01:30:16.189 Climbs up, jumps directly into the dumpster, and then the 1986 01:30:16.250 --> 01:30:18.670 New Age Outlaws come out and dump him off the stage. 1987 01:30:19.149 --> 01:30:19.569 No! 1988 01:30:20.329 --> 01:30:24.289 They don't explain it at all. Obviously, you can figure 1989 01:30:24.329 --> 01:30:26.090 someone's in it, but other than that, it just looks 1990 01:30:26.130 --> 01:30:27.869 like he's a crazy son of a bitch jumping in 1991 01:30:27.949 --> 01:30:28.449 a dumpster. 1992 01:30:29.390 --> 01:30:31.130 Yeah, dude, he just jumped in the dumpster and then 1993 01:30:31.149 --> 01:30:32.170 got chucked off the stage. 1994 01:30:32.510 --> 01:30:34.550 How'd they know that Cactus Jack was going to come 1995 01:30:34.569 --> 01:30:37.229 back to make an abundance of hype videos for him 1996 01:30:37.289 --> 01:30:38.109 on this SmackDown? 1997 01:30:38.369 --> 01:30:40.310 You don't think they have a million people working behind 1998 01:30:40.350 --> 01:30:43.010 the scenes 24-7 creating short-form media? 1999 01:30:44.170 --> 01:30:46.909 Well, if there was anybody doing any quality control, Big 2000 01:30:46.930 --> 01:30:48.710 Show's promo wouldn't have been on this show, so I 2001 01:30:48.750 --> 01:30:49.109 don't know. 2002 01:30:50.329 --> 01:30:51.159 Oh, they thought it was hot. 2003 01:30:51.170 --> 01:30:55.220 I don't know. Oh, my God, he's in the dumpster. 2004 01:30:55.609 --> 01:30:56.720 Midian's probably in there. 2005 01:30:58.079 --> 01:31:00.800 Oh, it smells. Oh, it smells like shit. 2006 01:31:03.300 --> 01:31:05.100 Somebody please come dump it off the stage. 2007 01:31:07.729 --> 01:31:08.149 Oh, my God. 2008 01:31:08.189 --> 01:31:15.609 His dog and ass. Don't call us that, Jim. Suck it. Oh, 2009 01:31:15.649 --> 01:31:16.229 he sucks. 2010 01:31:21.720 --> 01:31:24.539 So now it's time for the New Age Outlaws versus Farouk. 2011 01:31:24.760 --> 01:31:27.880 Yes. Back out here. The New Outlaws do their entrance again. 2012 01:31:27.939 --> 01:31:30.680 Road Dogg says, that's right, Chicago. You get the pleasure. 2013 01:31:30.699 --> 01:31:33.350 One more time. And Road Dogg is in the ring. 2014 01:31:33.369 --> 01:31:35.930 He says, Chicago, let me see if we can make 2015 01:31:35.970 --> 01:31:38.949 a little noise. And Farouk bolts down in the ring. 2016 01:31:38.989 --> 01:31:41.600 He is not dealing with another fucking Road Dogg promo. 2017 01:31:41.640 --> 01:31:43.760 He gets in the ring and they jump his ass immediately. 2018 01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:46.619 Yeah, the outlaws start stomping him out. They kick his 2019 01:31:46.720 --> 01:31:49.199 ass in the corner here. Farouk hits a power slam 2020 01:31:49.239 --> 01:31:51.359 on Mr. Ass and the fuck you spine buster on 2021 01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:52.020 Da Dogg. 2022 01:31:52.500 --> 01:31:56.550 Dude, he sends Road Dogg to hell with that spine buster. 2023 01:31:56.829 --> 01:31:58.670 He stands up and he points at Road Dogg and 2024 01:31:58.689 --> 01:32:01.270 he says, Who did it order the dog house? 2025 01:32:02.729 --> 01:32:03.069 Yes. 2026 01:32:03.930 --> 01:32:04.350 Right. 2027 01:32:04.369 --> 01:32:07.609 Road Dogg then pushes Farouk into Mr. Ass, who does 2028 01:32:07.670 --> 01:32:09.130 a 180 belly to back. 2029 01:32:09.449 --> 01:32:12.439 That's fucking, I'm sorry. I'm thinking of Cactus jumping in 2030 01:32:12.500 --> 01:32:16.000 a dumpster for no reason still. And then getting shoved 2031 01:32:16.159 --> 01:32:19.720 off the stage. What the hell is wrong with you? 2032 01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:25.739 You deserve all that, Cactus. What the fuck were you thinking? 2033 01:32:25.819 --> 01:32:27.239 You're crazy, Cactus. 2034 01:32:27.560 --> 01:32:28.520 You're crazy. 2035 01:32:30.739 --> 01:32:33.670 There's no one even in that dumpster. My God. You 2036 01:32:33.909 --> 01:32:37.569 are stupid as shit. This is dumb. 2037 01:32:43.409 --> 01:32:46.539 I gotta say, man, the 180 belly to back was awesome, though. 2038 01:32:46.819 --> 01:32:49.680 It was awesome, but they made it a point to 2039 01:32:49.720 --> 01:32:53.180 make this one also new DQ. They don't do anything illegal. 2040 01:32:53.460 --> 01:32:55.079 They just beat them up fair and win. 2041 01:32:55.420 --> 01:32:58.079 Yeah, Billy Gunn, then he hit the jackhammer, and he 2042 01:32:58.140 --> 01:33:00.779 hit the jackknife powerbomb, and he hit the leg drop. 2043 01:33:01.869 --> 01:33:03.189 Scorpion death lock. 2044 01:33:03.289 --> 01:33:09.430 Yeah, he hit the fucking tequila sunrise. Seven-year itch. 2045 01:33:09.449 --> 01:33:18.720 Shut up! These are my moves. Oh, he sucks. Oh, 2046 01:33:18.729 --> 01:33:22.800 he sucks. We hate him. We hate him. 2047 01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:30.699 These are my moves. These are my moves. 2048 01:33:31.079 --> 01:33:35.420 I do these moves, Jim. This one's the ass hammer. 2049 01:33:36.000 --> 01:33:36.840 I'm not calling it that. 2050 01:33:41.619 --> 01:33:46.399 This one's called the tequila ass rise. You suck. Oh, 2051 01:33:46.439 --> 01:33:51.600 he sucks ass. He sucks ass. This one's the scorpion 2052 01:33:51.819 --> 01:33:54.829 ass drop. Da, dog. 2053 01:33:55.149 --> 01:33:58.449 Da, ass. 2054 01:33:58.750 --> 01:34:01.390 Da, dog. What the fuck did I do? 2055 01:34:01.409 --> 01:34:13.939 Da, dog. Holy fuck. 2056 01:34:15.439 --> 01:34:17.899 Oh my god. Die, dog. 2057 01:34:21.399 --> 01:34:24.060 So yeah, man, the dog hits that shake, rattle, and roll, 2058 01:34:24.140 --> 01:34:25.180 and they pin Farouk. 2059 01:34:25.779 --> 01:34:28.460 Yeah, man, they fucking beat him with bullshit moves. Like, 2060 01:34:28.520 --> 01:34:30.949 not one finish? Like, fuck you. 2061 01:34:31.430 --> 01:34:33.390 Bradshaw then

hits the ring with a pipe and makes 2062 01:34:33.430 --> 01:34:34.029 the save. 2063 01:34:34.430 --> 01:34:37.130 Like we said, I get it, but I would have 2064 01:34:37.170 --> 01:34:41.750 liked to see some sort of shenanigans where the outlaws get, like, outsmarted, like, 2065 01:34:42.159 --> 01:34:46.090 you know, somebody else interferes or, or something to kind of, 2066 01:34:46.189 --> 01:34:48.170 even if that, even if the outlaws still do win 2067 01:34:48.189 --> 01:34:49.970 in a shitty way, like in the handicap match, like 2068 01:34:50.050 --> 01:34:51.949 it makes total sense that the handicap team would win, 2069 01:34:51.989 --> 01:34:54.689 but like, I don't know, some kind of outside interference 2070 01:34:54.710 --> 01:34:56.390 from not Bradshaw would have been fun. 2071 01:34:56.949 --> 01:34:57.909 Oh, who's that running down? 2072 01:34:57.970 --> 01:35:04.680 Is that, that's Dennis Knight is mankind. He's naked. He's 2073 01:35:04.800 --> 01:35:07.600 only got the mask on us. Oh, that's ridiculous. What 2074 01:35:07.640 --> 01:35:08.079 an idiot. 2075 01:35:08.699 --> 01:35:09.560 Well, we can see his packer. 2076 01:35:10.449 --> 01:35:23.399 Die. Die, dog. Die, dog. Me? What the? Holy fuck. 2077 01:35:24.520 --> 01:35:27.140 We go backstage. The New Age outlaws are celebrating with 2078 01:35:27.180 --> 01:35:29.569 Triple H and Stephanie eating that fruit. 2079 01:35:30.350 --> 01:35:32.729 I mean, it looked like a shit plate. Like, I 2080 01:35:32.729 --> 01:35:34.270 don't know what was going on there. It didn't look good. 2081 01:35:34.369 --> 01:35:36.689 They had multiple plates, man. There were grapes over there. 2082 01:35:36.729 --> 01:35:38.609 They got the goddamn apples. 2083 01:35:38.390 --> 01:35:40.930 And all that. So yeah, it's Triple H and Stephanie 2084 01:35:41.010 --> 01:35:42.989 and the Outlaws are all high-fiving and Billy says, how 2085 01:35:43.029 --> 01:35:44.329 about that? Two for two. 2086 01:35:44.350 --> 01:35:58.659 Triple H says, die, doll. 2087 01:36:01.960 --> 01:36:06.890 There's like, when Billy Gunn talks, there's like a small 2088 01:36:06.970 --> 01:36:07.989 rattle to his voice. 2089 01:36:08.590 --> 01:36:08.939 Yeah. 2090 01:36:08.970 --> 01:36:13.069 That really makes it, man. It's like the funniest shit ever. 2091 01:36:13.109 --> 01:36:15.989 Yeah. Wow. Well, I don't know. You guys seen X-Fact? 2092 01:36:16.670 --> 01:36:16.909 No. 2093 01:36:17.470 --> 01:36:19.329 Kid. One, two, three. 2094 01:36:19.390 --> 01:36:20.189 No. 2095 01:36:20.250 --> 01:36:20.810 Look, man. 2096 01:36:21.109 --> 01:36:25.050 You keep asking. I'm going to tell you no every time. 2097 01:36:25.069 --> 01:36:29.449 All right. Just let you know if you see Lightning Kid. 2098 01:36:30.390 --> 01:36:30.810 No. 2099 01:36:31.210 --> 01:36:33.020 I haven't. 2100 01:36:33.899 --> 01:36:35.300 I hope he doesn't get any more names by the 2101 01:36:35.340 --> 01:36:36.000 time we find him. 2102 01:36:36.279 --> 01:36:37.659 Well, you know, figure one out. 2103 01:36:38.250 --> 01:36:40.609 So now it's time for the Godfather and D'Lo Brown 2104 01:36:40.630 --> 01:36:41.630 versus the Headbangers. 2105 01:36:42.250 --> 01:36:45.229 Godfather and D'Lo, already a crazy team. They come out 2106 01:36:45.250 --> 01:36:48.289 with the hose. The finest, finest of hose, of course. 2107 01:36:48.909 --> 01:36:51.770 And the Headbangers come out looking insane, as they do. 2108 01:36:51.789 --> 01:36:54.260 And Godfather doesn't do his spiel when he comes out, 2109 01:36:54.300 --> 01:36:55.850 by the way, which I thought was crazy. 2110 01:36:56.069 --> 01:36:58.920 Which fucking sucked, man. I was ready to light one up. 2111 01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:01.489 So I think... I don't know if that was a 2112 01:37:01.689 --> 01:37:04.869 UPN thing or if they were being like, uh, no, 2113 01:37:05.029 --> 01:37:07.850 they were being, um, like WWF was like under scrutiny 2114 01:37:07.930 --> 01:37:10.069 for like a bunch of shit. Like, cause I think 2115 01:37:10.180 --> 01:37:12.939 RTC starts soon. So I think something to do with that. 2116 01:37:13.180 --> 01:37:15.220 They couldn't like, cause Val Venus isn't referred to as 2117 01:37:15.260 --> 01:37:17.220 like a porn star on the show. And they, I 2118 01:37:17.239 --> 01:37:18.420 don't know if they say hose. 2119 01:37:18.939 --> 01:37:19.460 Wow. 2120 01:37:19.579 --> 01:37:20.739 What the fuck? 2121 01:37:21.220 --> 01:37:23.539 So I think he couldn't light a fatty for this 2122 01:37:23.579 --> 01:37:25.600 pimp daddy. I don't think he could. Wow. 2123 01:37:25.979 --> 01:37:26.439 Damn. 2124 01:37:26.920 --> 01:37:27.159 I know. 2125 01:37:27.640 --> 01:37:29.579 Like we mentioned, man, there was a very small period 2126 01:37:29.600 --> 01:37:31.619 of time where the Godfather could have been the world champion. 2127 01:37:31.880 --> 01:37:34.909 Yeah, like he was over. He was one of the 2128 01:37:34.930 --> 01:37:35.890 most over guys on the show. 2129 01:37:36.369 --> 01:37:38.350 And now UPN is going to kill his push. 2130 01:37:38.810 --> 01:37:40.090 Son of a bitch. I can't wait till we go 2131 01:37:40.109 --> 01:37:41.109 to my network TV. 2132 01:37:41.670 --> 01:37:44.289 Y2K. Y2K. 2133 01:37:46.189 --> 01:37:48.189 So headbangers are coming out and Cole says, well, they 2134 01:37:48.229 --> 01:37:52.159 like to express themselves. They live an alternate lifestyle. And 2135 01:37:52.180 --> 01:37:58.590 then the lights go out. The mood is about to change. Survive. 2136 01:37:58.609 --> 01:38:02.789 This isn't Taz. It's not me, Taz. 2137 01:38:03.710 --> 01:38:06.090 Who can stop the path of rage? 2138 01:38:06.289 --> 01:38:07.770 Who can stop? 2139 01:38:08.909 --> 01:38:10.770 I'm watching the freaking match. 2140 01:38:12.500 --> 01:38:12.960 Dude. 2141 01:38:15.159 --> 01:38:18.380 Is it freaking hot in here? Or is it just me? 2142 01:38:20.590 --> 01:38:24.319 Well, I don't

know what that was. Dude, Lawler straight 2143 01:38:24.340 --> 01:38:27.489 up says, what did he say? And then Headbanger's music 2144 01:38:27.590 --> 01:38:30.470 starts playing again and they ignore it. Like, they pretend 2145 01:38:30.489 --> 01:38:36.229 this didn't happen. I'll get hot. Maybe Shubham will bust 2146 01:38:36.250 --> 01:38:36.989 you up, Shivani. 2147 01:38:37.890 --> 01:38:40.829 Somebody please take this segment and add those. 2148 01:38:41.470 --> 01:38:42.510 Oh my God, please. 2149 01:38:42.529 --> 01:38:46.100 Oh, watch the freaking match. It's a freaking high here. 2150 01:38:48.939 --> 01:38:50.859 Who can stop the path of Cage? 2151 01:38:52.010 --> 01:38:53.090 Dude, okay, I love that. 2152 01:38:53.100 --> 01:38:55.689 I think they had some with the Taz shit at AEW, man. 2153 01:38:55.710 --> 01:38:58.310 I do too, man. I had a really fucking fun 2154 01:38:58.350 --> 01:39:00.329 time with Team FTW. Like, I thought that was fun 2155 01:39:00.369 --> 01:39:02.890 as hell. I thought it made Brian Cage cool as shit. Like, 2156 01:39:03.189 --> 01:39:05.590 Hook being in there was cool. Starks with them was dope. Like, 2157 01:39:05.649 --> 01:39:08.569 I like that whole deal, Hobbs. So Godfather gets a 2158 01:39:08.609 --> 01:39:11.930 mic and says, Hey, man, what is going on with 2159 01:39:11.949 --> 01:39:15.850 you guys? One week you're dressed like women. Got skirts on, man. 2160 01:39:16.569 --> 01:39:18.789 I gotta know, man. What is going on in your minds? 2161 01:39:18.989 --> 01:39:21.640 Are you guys all there? And Mosh gets a mic. 2162 01:39:22.239 --> 01:39:25.100 I couldn't believe that. He said, the problem is not 2163 01:39:25.119 --> 01:39:27.500 what we're wearing. The problem is you, because you're a 2164 01:39:27.500 --> 01:39:29.640 little upset that we look a whole lot better than 2165 01:39:29.779 --> 01:39:32.699 your trolls do. So why don't you get your trolls 2166 01:39:32.800 --> 01:39:35.569 out of here so we can get funky in here. 2167 01:39:35.590 --> 01:39:40.649 Mosh says, I was beaver cleavage. We are absolutely fucked up. 2168 01:39:40.850 --> 01:39:43.430 I was Chaz. I was Chaz. It's Chaz. 2169 01:39:44.739 --> 01:39:47.079 Matter of fact, I'm actually about to start teaming with 2170 01:39:47.100 --> 01:39:47.720 D'Lo Brown. 2171 01:39:48.159 --> 01:39:50.939 Yeah, hell, oh my God, with Tiger Ali Singh. 2172 01:39:51.279 --> 01:39:52.380 Yeah, they have a whole deal. 2173 01:39:52.760 --> 01:39:54.220 Fucking lowdown, yeah. 2174 01:39:54.899 --> 01:39:57.880 So Mosh starts kicking D'Lo's ass until D'Lo cross bodies 2175 01:39:57.920 --> 01:39:59.779 out of the corner and hits two leg lariats on 2176 01:39:59.800 --> 01:40:00.460 the headbangers. 2177 01:40:00.859 --> 01:40:02.819 I like that little springback splash. D'Lo looked good in 2178 01:40:02.840 --> 01:40:05.880 this match. I like his, he's wearing Godfather's shit too. 2179 01:40:06.260 --> 01:40:08.939 Godfather comes

in and so does Thrasher. One of the 2180 01:40:09.090 --> 01:40:11.789 underrated parts of the Godfather gimmick, by the way, is 2181 01:40:11.810 --> 01:40:14.710 that the hoes are ringside cheering him on as he 2182 01:40:14.750 --> 01:40:15.689 beats up the other dude. 2183 01:40:15.979 --> 01:40:19.369 That's his fucking corner, right? His corner people are the hoes. 2184 01:40:19.970 --> 01:40:22.850 So D'Lo and Godfather hit a double suplex on Thrasher here, 2185 01:40:23.130 --> 01:40:25.590 but a ref distract helps the headbangers take back over. 2186 01:40:25.850 --> 01:40:27.430 Dude, a little earlier, by the way, I just want 2187 01:40:27.449 --> 01:40:29.369 to make sure this is known. Godfather does one of 2188 01:40:29.409 --> 01:40:31.810 the craziest punch combos I've ever seen in my life. 2189 01:40:31.850 --> 01:40:33.770 Like he was so fired up. He's just throwing the 2190 01:40:33.850 --> 01:40:35.560 craziest left and right jabs ever. 2191 01:40:36.100 --> 01:40:37.500 Oh, like right up against the ropes. 2192 01:40:37.920 --> 01:40:39.880 Yes, dude. Like he was going to town. It's not 2193 01:40:39.899 --> 01:40:41.899 like the gallows punches. They were like more high. 2194 01:40:42.180 --> 01:40:44.520 Well, the headbangers do a double flapjack here on D'Lo 2195 01:40:44.579 --> 01:40:46.760 and Mosh starts going nuts. I think he was supposed 2196 01:40:46.779 --> 01:40:48.340 to be like imitating D'Lo Brown. 2197 01:40:49.180 --> 01:40:50.539 Oh, I see. Yes, I think you're right. 2198 01:40:50.779 --> 01:40:52.939 D'Lo hits a belly to back here for a double down. 2199 01:40:53.310 --> 01:40:56.050 Godfather comes in and starts beating down both the headbangers. 2200 01:40:56.449 --> 01:41:00.430 He shit cans Mosh and he follows up with the hook. 2201 01:41:03.229 --> 01:41:04.310 Oh my God. 2202 01:41:04.329 --> 01:41:05.430 They don't call it that. 2203 01:41:05.869 --> 01:41:09.130 No, they just say he's going, he's going for it. 2204 01:41:09.170 --> 01:41:11.210 He's revving the engine or something. He was like going 2205 01:41:11.390 --> 01:41:12.270 for something like that. 2206 01:41:12.680 --> 01:41:14.800 Can't say ho. What the fuck? 2207 01:41:15.039 --> 01:41:17.720 Oh my God. The gimmick is dead. Oh man. 2208 01:41:17.739 --> 01:41:20.039 I got to see what I, let me double check here. 2209 01:41:20.079 --> 01:41:22.460 Cause I think Meltzer wrote about it on that January 2210 01:41:22.520 --> 01:41:25.750 24th observer here. Uh, they, they went out of their 2211 01:41:25.770 --> 01:41:28.510 way to avoid terms like pimp and hose with Godfather. Uh, 2212 01:41:29.279 --> 01:41:31.619 They were simply ladies that accompanied Godfather, although there was 2213 01:41:31.659 --> 01:41:34.199 a crack about being the finest on the streets of Chicago. 2214 01:41:35.069 --> 01:41:38.329 Who hasn't appeared on SmackDown since the advertiser boycott began? 2215 01:41:38.850 --> 01:41:41.829 When Godfather used to do that

running and moving the corner, 2216 01:41:41.869 --> 01:41:43.630 he would call the Ho Train. Michael Cole called it 2217 01:41:43.710 --> 01:41:44.260 the Train. 2218 01:41:44.270 --> 01:41:46.680 Yeah, he didn't call it the Ho Train. I didn't 2219 01:41:46.699 --> 01:41:48.739 even clock that until, like, you talked about it. 2220 01:41:49.090 --> 01:41:50.890 Meltzer says it should be noted that Venus who rarely 2221 01:41:50.930 --> 01:41:54.310 appears on the show was never in intimated that about 2222 01:41:54.329 --> 01:41:56.729 being a porn star. And then they avoided terms like 2223 01:41:56.770 --> 01:42:00.369 pimp and hose. So yeah, there was an advertiser boycott 2224 01:42:00.609 --> 01:42:02.180 because of stuff like this. 2225 01:42:02.619 --> 01:42:04.359 So the Godfather is not pimp and hose. 2226 01:42:04.159 --> 01:42:11.159 Nationwide, maybe on raw, but like, cause good father is soon, right? 2227 01:42:11.439 --> 01:42:14.409 Like the good father is an all time funny gimmick, 2228 01:42:14.449 --> 01:42:17.119 by the way. That's like, That's the most universe mode 2229 01:42:17.140 --> 01:42:17.659 thing ever. 2230 01:42:17.840 --> 01:42:18.239 Yeah. 2231 01:42:18.260 --> 01:42:20.420 Yeah, this is the good father now. I put him 2232 01:42:20.460 --> 01:42:21.279 in a button-up shirt. 2233 01:42:26.520 --> 01:42:30.409 Yeah, so July is when Right to Censor starts, and 2234 01:42:30.470 --> 01:42:33.550 he joins pretty soon after that, if not in July, 2235 01:42:33.670 --> 01:42:34.789 that he becomes the good father. 2236 01:42:34.810 --> 01:42:36.529 He was right there, man. 2237 01:42:36.909 --> 01:42:37.270 I know. 2238 01:42:37.289 --> 01:42:39.350 That's what happens when you try to grab the friggin' 2239 01:42:39.390 --> 01:42:45.029 brass ring. Same thing's about to happen to Taz. 2240 01:42:45.680 --> 01:42:48.920 Damn, man. He doesn't even... Taz gets no fucking chance. 2241 01:42:49.300 --> 01:42:51.420 Taz don't even get to start the Path of Rage. 2242 01:42:51.920 --> 01:42:53.899 No, he gets beat by Triple H immediately. 2243 01:42:53.920 --> 01:42:56.239 That was a message to himself. Survive. 2244 01:42:56.319 --> 01:42:59.079 Survive if I can. 2245 01:42:59.539 --> 01:43:00.869 Get a push if they let me. 2246 01:43:02.970 --> 01:43:04.550 Nah. They won't. 2247 01:43:05.310 --> 01:43:07.689 So he hits the Ho Train. D-Lo goes up top. 2248 01:43:07.729 --> 01:43:09.829 He gets the tag. He hits the Lowdown and they 2249 01:43:09.850 --> 01:43:10.689 pick up the win. 2250 01:43:10.710 --> 01:43:13.529 Yeah, I mean, Lowdown looked fucking awesome. The Ho's get 2251 01:43:13.569 --> 01:43:16.220 in to celebrate... And it is a good time for 2252 01:43:16.359 --> 01:43:19.399 everyone involved other than the Headbangers. The Headbangers are such 2253 01:43:19.510 --> 01:43:22.989 a crazy team. Like they, I mean, good on them 2254 01:43:23.010 --> 01:43:25.289 for lasting as long as they did. I always enjoyed 2255 01:43:25.329 --> 01:43:27.350 watching their matches. They just, it seemed like they were 2256 01:43:27.390 --> 01:43:30.470 always just like there because they needed a team to 2257 01:43:30.510 --> 01:43:30.909 be there. 2258 01:43:30.930 --> 01:43:32.210 Hey, they got a cool finish. 2259 01:43:32.750 --> 01:43:35.289 Fucking awesome finish. Can't believe nobody has stolen it. I'm 2260 01:43:35.350 --> 01:43:37.909 assuming the margin for error is just very slim and 2261 01:43:37.949 --> 01:43:38.850 nobody wants to die. 2262 01:43:42.010 --> 01:43:44.670 We go backstage. Coach is here with Big Show and 2263 01:43:45.010 --> 01:43:45.510 The Rock. 2264 01:43:45.930 --> 01:43:48.659 Now, how the fuck is that? There's more? There's another 2265 01:43:48.720 --> 01:43:49.159 one of these? 2266 01:43:49.439 --> 01:43:50.420 Well, we got to try again. 2267 01:43:50.439 --> 01:43:54.539 Yeah, that's legit what it felt like. So Coach says, listen, 2268 01:43:54.560 --> 01:43:56.960 to be a great team, you got to have great coordination. Gentlemen, 2269 01:43:57.340 --> 01:44:00.640 what about it? And Rock says... Well, The Rock says 2270 01:44:01.380 --> 01:44:03.319 and Big Show snatches the mic and says, listen, I 2271 01:44:03.319 --> 01:44:04.779 don't give a damn about The Rock has to say. 2272 01:44:04.800 --> 01:44:06.800 I told everybody before and I'm telling you straight to 2273 01:44:06.819 --> 01:44:09.939 your face. I don't like you. Only thing I need 2274 01:44:09.960 --> 01:44:12.659 you to do is be my partner. Stand on the apron. 2275 01:44:12.939 --> 01:44:16.770 Raise your pretty little eyebrow and stay out of my way. 2276 01:44:17.630 --> 01:44:19.869 And then he leaves. That's all he had to do earlier. 2277 01:44:20.189 --> 01:44:21.550 Don't know why they didn't just do that. 2278 01:44:21.970 --> 01:44:23.890 I love that. Big Show leaves and The Rock looks 2279 01:44:23.970 --> 01:44:25.430 at him and gives him the people's eyebrow on the 2280 01:44:25.470 --> 01:44:27.390 way out. And then he turns back around and does 2281 01:44:27.430 --> 01:44:28.090 his own promo. 2282 01:44:28.489 --> 01:44:31.770 Yes! Oh my God, dude. Raises the eyebrow and follows 2283 01:44:31.810 --> 01:44:34.680 him out of the room. The crowd chants Rocky and 2284 01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:39.640 he's right back. The Rock says at the Royal Rumble, 2285 01:44:39.960 --> 01:44:43.060 The Big Show, he's a worthy opponent. The Big Show, 2286 01:44:43.380 --> 01:44:46.539 former WWF champion. But there is something The Big Show 2287 01:44:46.600 --> 01:44:49.029 is not and he will never be. And that is 2288 01:44:49.430 --> 01:44:55.569 the people's champion. Tonight in Chicago, The Rock says Triple H, X-Pac, 2289 01:44:55.949 --> 01:44:58.909 he's an equal opportunist. Triple H, you get the back 2290 01:44:58.930 --> 01:45:02.909 of The Rock's hand. X-Pac, you get the front. So 2291 01:45:02.930 --> 01:45:05.310 The Rock can lay off the smack it down on 2292

01:45:05.350 --> 01:45:10.229 your candy asses. If you smell what The Rock is cooking. 2293 01:45:10.850 --> 01:45:14.300 This guy, this guy is too good. Like someone's got 2294 01:45:14.319 --> 01:45:14.800 to stop him. 2295 01:45:15.159 --> 01:45:17.560 Two good promos in one night. Good on him. 2296 01:45:17.960 --> 01:45:20.710 You got to fucking stop him. Like, Triple H, you 2297 01:45:20.729 --> 01:45:23.449 got no shot, man. Like, you better hope, like, they 2298 01:45:23.470 --> 01:45:25.569 don't try to turn your face ever because, like, you're 2299 01:45:25.590 --> 01:45:26.369 not beating this guy. 2300 01:45:27.029 --> 01:45:30.130 We get another Cactus Jack pre-tape here. It shows Cactus 2301 01:45:30.170 --> 01:45:32.909 Jack versus Midian and Viscera in a handicap match. 2302 01:45:33.229 --> 01:45:35.199 We reviewed the show. Oh, my God. 2303 01:45:35.239 --> 01:45:36.119 Have we seen this match? 2304 01:45:36.590 --> 01:45:40.250 Yes, because I remember Midian fucking obliterating Mankind with a chair. 2305 01:45:40.590 --> 01:45:41.609 Oh, we got to watch it again. 2306 01:45:41.630 --> 01:45:45.420 Dude, it's unbelievable. Like, it's a fun match, too. I mean, 2307 01:45:45.439 --> 01:45:47.600 they beat the fuck out of each other. And Midian 2308 01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:51.590 gives him such an insane chair shot. Like, unreal stuff. 2309 01:45:52.380 --> 01:45:55.720 So now it's time for Kane with Tori versus Chris Jericho. 2310 01:45:56.020 --> 01:45:59.420 Michael Cole says that Kane is lovesick, blind with passion 2311 01:45:59.460 --> 01:46:00.600 for his girlfriend Tori. 2312 01:46:01.020 --> 01:46:03.069 Well, Tori's not been the same Tori that we've known 2313 01:46:03.390 --> 01:46:06.770 and loved since he spent the holidays with X-Pac. We 2314 01:46:06.789 --> 01:46:07.689 don't know where he is. 2315 01:46:08.069 --> 01:46:09.350 Yeah, where is X-Pac? 2316 01:46:09.770 --> 01:46:11.390 That's a great question, the kid. 2317 01:46:12.109 --> 01:46:12.960 Where is kid? 2318 01:46:14.840 --> 01:46:17.359 Dude, they do an awesome shot here. Kane comes in 2319 01:46:17.420 --> 01:46:19.859 with Tori and he's going to do the pyro and 2320 01:46:19.899 --> 01:46:22.960 there's a camera mounted in the corner and it like 2321 01:46:23.039 --> 01:46:25.399 stays on the shot of the whole time as Kane 2322 01:46:25.439 --> 01:46:27.350 does the pyro and then fades into him on the 2323 01:46:27.390 --> 01:46:28.449 hard cam. That was sick. 2324 01:46:28.750 --> 01:46:31.310 Yeah, that was very cool. And Chris Jericho comes out 2325 01:46:31.329 --> 01:46:32.770 with a girl tron. Yes! 2326 01:46:33.090 --> 01:46:35.909 Oh, legendary stuff, man. Jericho comes out. He's, of course, 2327 01:46:35.939 --> 01:46:38.739 half Intercontinental Champion, even though he has the full title. 2328 01:46:39.520 --> 01:46:42.020 And he says, Kane, I got no problems wrestling you. 2329 01:46:42.560 --> 01:46:44.500 But I realize that Tori's your girlfriend and you believe 2330 01:46:44.539 --> 01:46:47.560 everything she says. But in this case, she's a liar. 2331 01:46:48.279 --> 01:46:52.819 And Kane tilts his head. I don't mean she's a liar. 2332 01:46:53.220 --> 01:46:54.840 This is all Chyna's doing. I saw what she did 2333 01:46:54.880 --> 01:46:57.060 on the monitor. She's trying to cause trouble between us. 2334 01:46:57.460 --> 01:47:00.329 Believe me, from the bottom of my heart, there is 2335 01:47:00.369 --> 01:47:06.350 nothing even remotely attractive about Tori to me. No, I didn't. 2336 01:47:06.369 --> 01:47:10.229 She's not my type. I like prettier girls. No, she's 2337 01:47:10.289 --> 01:47:10.949 not that ugly. 2338 01:47:12.130 --> 01:47:14.470 Kane at this point is tilting his head like Stewie Griffin. 2339 01:47:14.869 --> 01:47:17.909 Dude, he is fucking gut-like. I'm surprised he's not chokeslamming 2340 01:47:17.930 --> 01:47:21.840 the ref. I just like girls with a little more intelligence. 2341 01:47:22.939 --> 01:47:27.390 Not that she's stupid. Kane, she's no good for you anyway. 2342 01:47:27.819 --> 01:47:31.659 She's nothing but a lunatic psycho. And Kane goozles him 2343 01:47:32.109 --> 01:47:33.550 and fucking we're off to the races. 2344 01:47:33.949 --> 01:47:37.229 The goozle and like Jericho stopping and yelling was very 2345 01:47:37.310 --> 01:47:38.270 good work, by the way. 2346 01:47:38.510 --> 01:47:42.510 I mean, this is too easy. Like this is too easy, 2347 01:47:42.630 --> 01:47:43.430 but it's perfect. 2348 01:47:43.850 --> 01:47:46.090 Chyna and Kitty are watching in the back on the monitor. 2349 01:47:46.109 --> 01:47:46.949 They're laughing, of course. 2350 01:47:47.310 --> 01:47:49.149 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. 2351 01:47:48.989 --> 01:47:52.899 And my son dude anytime he says kitty kitty kitty 2352 01:47:52.939 --> 01:47:55.350 like i get like chills like god i fucking hate 2353 01:47:55.380 --> 01:47:56.090 this guy. 2354 01:47:56.060 --> 01:47:59.779 He did it so fucking much i will say i love. 2355 01:47:59.600 --> 01:48:01.699 This chris jericho gear by the way it looks great 2356 01:48:02.340 --> 01:48:05.060 me too and i love this cane gear so cane 2357 01:48:05.119 --> 01:48:07.399 power bombs jericho here oh my god i thought he 2358 01:48:07.439 --> 01:48:09.600 was gonna lose him on the way down i. 2359 01:48:09.579 --> 01:48:11.880 Thought he was going fallout bomb but he goes to 2360 01:48:11.920 --> 01:48:12.520 his knees. 2361 01:48:12.319 --> 01:48:14.539 Kind of Yeah, I mean, that shit looked crazy. 2362 01:48:14.859 --> 01:48:17.890 Yeah, it was. Thankfully, nobody fucking died. But yeah, it 2363 01:48:17.930 --> 01:48:20.109 did look gnarly. Jericho was going for a Ronin. yeah 2364 01:48:20.140 --> 01:48:22.380 he stuffed them and then uh kane goes up top 2365 01:48:22.800 --> 01:48:26.180 he is gigantic man him jumping through the air for 2366 01:48:26.199 --> 01:48:29.039 that clothesline is so crazy to me

every time. 2367 01:48:29.159 --> 01:48:31.579 Yeah kane heads to the top he hit that kane 2368 01:48:31.619 --> 01:48:34.619 line jericho rolls out and then kane tries to do 2369 01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:37.399 it again by jumping off the steps on the outside. 2370 01:48:37.359 --> 01:48:40.529 What the fuck was that? That was nuts. Kane running 2371 01:48:40.649 --> 01:48:42.750 and jumping off the stairs like he's in a video 2372 01:48:42.789 --> 01:48:44.930 game trying to do the clothesline on the floor. He misses, 2373 01:48:45.329 --> 01:48:47.310 but I thought that was sick as hell. 2374 01:48:47.750 --> 01:48:50.350 Sometimes it's hard for me to put two and two 2375 01:48:50.390 --> 01:48:54.630 together here that this Kane is the same Kane with 2376 01:48:54.649 --> 01:48:56.010 the hairline on the top of his head. 2377 01:48:56.390 --> 01:49:00.380 How is that possible? The only time I would even 2378 01:49:00.399 --> 01:49:04.880 remotely imagine consider a conspiracy theory is the kane one 2379 01:49:05.159 --> 01:49:07.079 like i think it's two different guys. 2380 01:49:08.460 --> 01:49:11.340 We have to if anyone has kane's like war stat 2381 01:49:11.720 --> 01:49:15.510 from 2000 to 2007 and we can see like what 2382 01:49:15.550 --> 01:49:19.510 we're looking at here because i mean here he's probably 2383 01:49:19.989 --> 01:49:22.510 yeah like here he's probably at a solid like five 2384 01:49:22.550 --> 01:49:24.729 or six war i mean he's gotta be in the 2385 01:49:24.810 --> 01:49:27.069 negatives by 2008 like you know what i mean he's 2386 01:49:27.090 --> 01:49:28.970 getting there Fuck. 2387 01:49:29.010 --> 01:49:31.130 Yeah, they put him in the pants. It's like he's 2388 01:49:31.149 --> 01:49:32.329 on bench. 2389 01:49:32.590 --> 01:49:34.699 We got to start doing that, man. There's got to 2390 01:49:34.720 --> 01:49:36.079 be wrestler war stats. 2391 01:49:37.260 --> 01:49:40.539 Oh, that's awesome. There's got to be something like that already. Maybe, right? 2392 01:49:40.560 --> 01:49:42.550 Like somebody's had to have done something like that. 2393 01:49:43.239 --> 01:49:45.460 Jericho hits a triangle Enzi to Kane. He hits him 2394 01:49:45.500 --> 01:49:47.979 off the apron there. He slides out, and Kane just 2395 01:49:48.020 --> 01:49:49.199 uppercuts him. Fuck you. 2396 01:49:49.260 --> 01:49:52.039 I mean, he baseball slid out, and Kane fucking gave 2397 01:49:52.079 --> 01:49:54.710 him a good one. And then Kane tried to run 2398 01:49:54.750 --> 01:49:59.069 the stairs into Jericho, but Jericho moved. So instead, Jericho 2399 01:49:59.149 --> 01:50:01.449 dropped to hold Kane into the other set of stairs. 2400 01:50:01.890 --> 01:50:04.109 Yeah, Jericho then hits him with a missile dropkick, and 2401 01:50:04.130 --> 01:50:05.810 he goes to lock in the walls of Jericho, but 2402 01:50:05.850 --> 01:50:07.159 Kane's just too damn big. 2403 01:50:07.640 --> 01:50:10.460 Dude, he's fucking big as shit. It's funny as shit, 2404 01:50:10.479 --> 01:50:15.000 because I was watching something... where Jericho was, like, doing 2405 01:50:15.079 --> 01:50:18.039 the walls to Kane, but, like, he actually gets it in, 2406 01:50:18.079 --> 01:50:21.359 but Kane is legit huge. So he's falling over himself 2407 01:50:21.380 --> 01:50:23.000 doing it, like, kind of blew the whole angle. 2408 01:50:23.899 --> 01:50:25.350 Oh, yeah, right, yeah. 2409 01:50:25.359 --> 01:50:27.369 It's a shame. But, like, I mean, Kane is massive. 2410 01:50:27.390 --> 01:50:28.329 His legs are huge. 2411 01:50:29.029 --> 01:50:32.149 China and Kitty are now here. Kane goozles Jericho and 2412 01:50:32.170 --> 01:50:34.750 hits the choke slam. Then he does a throat cut taunt. 2413 01:50:35.289 --> 01:50:37.069 And we're off to the races here. Kane follows up 2414 01:50:37.090 --> 01:50:37.850 with the Tombstone. 2415 01:50:37.909 --> 01:50:38.489 Oh, my God. 2416 01:50:38.550 --> 01:50:41.029 And he picks up the win as Miss Kitty runs 2417 01:50:41.130 --> 01:50:42.529 over and steals the IC belt. 2418 01:50:44.090 --> 01:50:47.159 Dude, I mean, Kane, one-armed chokeslam to Jericho is awesome. Like, 2419 01:50:47.199 --> 01:50:50.279 that's sick as fuck. And Jericho was distracted for a 2420 01:50:50.319 --> 01:50:53.979 second by trying to miss Kitty. I mean, Tombstone was egregious. 2421 01:50:54.020 --> 01:50:55.659 He had a, you know, he's watching out for his girl. 2422 01:50:55.880 --> 01:50:57.399 You don't disrespect Tori like that. 2423 01:50:57.739 --> 01:50:58.899 Yeah, fuck you, man. 2424 01:50:59.279 --> 01:51:01.060 But yeah, Miss Kitty takes the IC title and gives 2425 01:51:01.100 --> 01:51:02.579 it to China. And I guess Jericho is going to 2426 01:51:02.600 --> 01:51:05.029 have to fucking... try to fight for that back. I, 2427 01:51:05.189 --> 01:51:07.170 you know what? I did like the China Jericho angle. 2428 01:51:07.210 --> 01:51:08.350 I remember a lot of it. 2429 01:51:08.800 --> 01:51:10.920 Yeah. I think China's a really good baby face. I 2430 01:51:10.939 --> 01:51:11.600 gotta be honest. 2431 01:51:11.920 --> 01:51:13.479 Yeah. I think it worked out pretty well. And Miss 2432 01:51:13.500 --> 01:51:16.970 Kitty being China's just fucking twin assistant. It's funny as 2433 01:51:16.989 --> 01:51:17.289 shit too. 2434 01:51:17.819 --> 01:51:19.979 Yeah, like, wearing the same clothes. Like, I wonder if 2435 01:51:20.020 --> 01:51:22.500 Jericho ever got somebody as his, like, assistant like that. 2436 01:51:22.760 --> 01:51:25.539 I mean, I guess the closest thing was that dressed 2437 01:51:25.739 --> 01:51:28.100 like him would have been Mr. Hughes. Oh, Mr. 2438 01:51:28.149 --> 01:51:29.630 Hughes with the fucking vest. 2439 01:51:30.090 --> 01:51:32.770 With the vest, yeah, right? Oh, yeah, sure. Everyone else 2440 01:51:32.789 --> 01:51:34.430 just kind of dressed like a slob. 2441 01:51:34.550 --> 01:51:37.609 Oh, Ralph is, yeah, he was kind of like

him. 2442 01:51:37.970 --> 01:51:40.029 Ralph has had the deal, yeah, okay. 2443 01:51:40.069 --> 01:51:43.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, it's close enough. But, yeah, no, that's, like, 2444 01:51:44.140 --> 01:51:47.979 that's Mr. Hughes is the closest guy. They should have 2445 01:51:48.000 --> 01:51:51.199 had Tori doing matches as Kane, by the way. That's 2446 01:51:51.239 --> 01:51:53.340 just another side note here. She should have been the tombstone. 2447 01:51:54.060 --> 01:51:56.430 So we go backstage. Triple H and Steph are here 2448 01:51:56.470 --> 01:51:57.770 with X-Pac. They found them. 2449 01:51:58.130 --> 01:52:04.090 So Triple H says, have you seen Sean? I'm Sean. Oh, 2450 01:52:04.149 --> 01:52:04.810 let's go. 2451 01:52:05.390 --> 01:52:08.670 Fuck yeah. I don't want to go out there tonight, man. 2452 01:52:09.109 --> 01:52:10.149 Oh, come on, man. 2453 01:52:10.170 --> 01:52:12.399 I'm always getting my ass kicked by these guys, man. 2454 01:52:12.880 --> 01:52:14.739 Triple H says, I'm sorry. Listen, look, I can only 2455 01:52:14.779 --> 01:52:16.300 say it so many times. I'm sorry. We're sorry for 2456 01:52:16.319 --> 01:52:18.529 this whole thing. And Stephanie says, I'm sorry too. 2457 01:52:18.550 --> 01:52:21.470 I don't want to hear it. I don't think you're 2458 01:52:21.489 --> 01:52:22.189 really sorry. 2459 01:52:22.210 --> 01:52:25.369 Dude, that's what he says. He says, listen, I can 2460 01:52:25.390 --> 01:52:28.010 deal with Triple H, but her? No way. Triple H says, 2461 01:52:28.029 --> 01:52:29.850 come on, man. You got to have faith in the deals. 2462 01:52:30.510 --> 01:52:32.710 Worked out for the outlaws. We're making good on it. 2463 01:52:33.180 --> 01:52:36.159 And Stephanie says, yeah, trust us. And Triple H pauses. 2464 01:52:37.260 --> 01:52:41.380 Trust me. Just trust me. How do you know you 2465 01:52:41.399 --> 01:52:45.689 can do that? Fun deal there, though. I like that. 2466 01:52:45.729 --> 01:52:47.909 Triple H is, I mean, he's on the show a lot, but, like, 2467 01:52:48.189 --> 01:52:49.760 these little segments were pretty fun all night. 2468 01:52:49.779 --> 01:52:51.319 They should have another Big Show one. 2469 01:52:51.579 --> 01:52:54.880 Yeah, Big Show should cut a promo by himself in 2470 01:52:54.899 --> 01:52:56.460 the middle of the ring, I think is what should 2471 01:52:56.479 --> 01:52:56.939 happen here. 2472 01:52:57.920 --> 01:53:01.539 The WWF Slam of the Week, brought to you by 1-800-COLLECT, 2473 01:53:01.699 --> 01:53:05.909 the easy way to save. Triple H pedigrees mankind the 2474 01:53:06.069 --> 01:53:06.770 long way. 2475 01:53:07.109 --> 01:53:11.010 Dude, he does. I mean, that is so insane. Like, again, 2476 01:53:11.069 --> 01:53:14.729 we talked about it earlier, but, like... You got to 2477 01:53:14.890 --> 01:53:17.069 really trust this dude to let him do that to you. 2478 01:53:17.090 --> 01:53:20.630 I mean, he killed this guy. I mean, fucking arms 2479 01:53:20.670 --> 01:53:22.630 all the way down. That's what it's all about, man. Like, 2480 01:53:22.670 --> 01:53:24.710 we're going to do it. I'm going to fucking do it. 2481 01:53:25.989 --> 01:53:28.630 Mankind saw Freddie Joe Floyd take it arms down. He said, 2482 01:53:28.649 --> 01:53:30.710 I can take it too if Tracy can. 2483 01:53:31.409 --> 01:53:33.800 So now it's time for the featured bout of the evening. 2484 01:53:33.850 --> 01:53:40.140 Triple H and X-Pac versus Big Show and The Rock. Rock. 2485 01:53:41.149 --> 01:53:42.890 X-Pac and Triple H come out to the DX theme, 2486 01:53:42.989 --> 01:53:45.060 not the King of Rock one. I don't know if 2487 01:53:45.069 --> 01:53:46.270 they got that one yet, actually. 2488 01:53:46.300 --> 01:53:49.340 I fucking love the King of Rock theme song. 2489 01:53:49.640 --> 01:53:52.560 What a great fucking song. Like they didn't use it 2490 01:53:52.600 --> 01:53:55.079 for nearly as long as they should have because like 2491 01:53:55.560 --> 01:53:57.399 that song is so kick ass. 2492 01:53:57.439 --> 01:53:59.579 It's almost too good for them. They should have that. 2493 01:53:59.619 --> 01:54:01.159 That shit's awesome. 2494 01:54:01.180 --> 01:54:05.260 Yeah. The OG one's obviously like iconic, but the Kings 2495 01:54:05.520 --> 01:54:07.779 is like so sick. Yeah. Okay. They don't get that 2496 01:54:07.800 --> 01:54:08.319 until May. 2497 01:54:08.770 --> 01:54:11.430 I'm taking that song over the original DX song every 2498 01:54:11.449 --> 01:54:13.149 day of the week, including an extra day. 2499 01:54:13.170 --> 01:54:16.470 Yeah, me too, dude. Like, it's so fucking good. That's 2500 01:54:16.729 --> 01:54:18.430 like them all coming out together with it, too, is 2501 01:54:18.449 --> 01:54:22.010 hard as fuck. Even funnier when Vince and the Stooges 2502 01:54:22.029 --> 01:54:23.869 and all like join up with them again and they 2503 01:54:23.890 --> 01:54:26.449 do the McMahon Helmsley regime and they're all coming out 2504 01:54:26.470 --> 01:54:26.949 to it. 2505 01:54:28.189 --> 01:54:30.880 Stephanie comes out here with Triple H and X-Pac and 2506 01:54:30.899 --> 01:54:32.579 does the X pyro. That's. 2507 01:54:33.470 --> 01:54:38.199 Unreal like yeah yeah that's funny as shit and triple 2508 01:54:38.319 --> 01:54:40.619 h says god the fucking. 2509 01:54:40.079 --> 01:54:44.460 Music hey man hey he might be coming here oh 2510 01:54:45.909 --> 01:54:46.670 oh maybe not. 2511 01:54:48.770 --> 01:54:53.220 Let me guess butterball talking to tony chimmel yeah hey 2512 01:54:53.239 --> 01:54:56.220 man fuck you let me guess who's gonna walk through 2513 01:54:56.239 --> 01:54:58.819 there next i got a feeling i know because the 2514 01:54:58.859 --> 01:55:01.520 way i see it there's no way the rack is 2515 01:55:01.550 --> 01:55:03.869 gonna walk out there next because with an ego as 2516 01:55:03.909 --> 01:55:07.430 big as his he's gonna come out last he's gotta 2517

01:55:07.449 --> 01:55:11.229 get the big pop right well it's a rock show 2518 01:55:11.260 --> 01:55:18.829 jabroni So that leaves the man that The Rock called 2519 01:55:18.869 --> 01:55:23.989 a jabroni. Well, yes, it is. I guess it is. 2520 01:55:24.029 --> 01:55:24.720 It is The Big Show. 2521 01:55:25.100 --> 01:55:26.180 Honestly, good call. 2522 01:55:26.619 --> 01:55:28.920 Yeah, I mean, fuck. I thought that would have made 2523 01:55:28.939 --> 01:55:30.119 Big Show. I thought they were going to cut to 2524 01:55:30.140 --> 01:55:31.539 the back and Big Show was like, I'm not fucking 2525 01:55:31.560 --> 01:55:32.699 going out. Fuck you. You go. 2526 01:55:32.720 --> 01:55:37.060 If you smell what The Rock is cooking. 2527 01:55:37.340 --> 01:55:38.000 Let's go. 2528 01:55:38.020 --> 01:55:41.390 How are Big Show and The Rock going to coexist 2529 01:55:41.430 --> 01:55:42.090 in this match? 2530 01:55:42.770 --> 01:55:43.229 They're not. 2531 01:55:44.029 --> 01:55:46.689 Right. I feel like every time we see one of 2532 01:55:46.729 --> 01:55:48.710 these deals around this era, they never do. 2533 01:55:48.810 --> 01:55:50.979 It's always The Rock getting his ass kicked, too. It's 2534 01:55:50.989 --> 01:55:51.800 either Rock or Austin. 2535 01:55:52.229 --> 01:55:54.760 Triple H and Big Show start things off here. Big 2536 01:55:54.800 --> 01:55:56.380 Show sends Triple H off and hits him with a 2537 01:55:56.420 --> 01:55:57.600 sidewalk slam. 2538 01:55:57.619 --> 01:55:58.479 I like that. 2539 01:55:58.859 --> 01:56:01.079 Rock wants a tag, and Big Show looks over to 2540 01:56:01.100 --> 01:56:04.279 him and refuses, and Rock gives him a crazy look here. 2541 01:56:04.300 --> 01:56:08.399 Dude, his eyes go bug-eyed. He is so offended that 2542 01:56:08.420 --> 01:56:11.140 The Big Show has not taken his tag, you big 2543 01:56:11.239 --> 01:56:11.920 son of a bitch. 2544 01:56:12.670 --> 01:56:15.250 Expat comes in and Big Show makes a DX sandwich 2545 01:56:15.289 --> 01:56:16.600 and the bread is the Big Show. 2546 01:56:19.680 --> 01:56:26.840 Why did he say that? That doesn't even make any sense. Like, 2547 01:56:27.680 --> 01:56:30.390 how is, what kind of, that's a one-sided sandwich? 2548 01:56:32.090 --> 01:56:33.930 Big Show makes a DX sandwich and the bread is 2549 01:56:33.949 --> 01:56:34.789 the Big Show. 2550 01:56:36.909 --> 01:56:37.579 Talk to him. 2551 01:56:42.640 --> 01:56:44.850 So Rock went to tag and Big Show still doesn't 2552 01:56:44.899 --> 01:56:47.439 do it. And Rock is still giving him that fucking reaction. Hey, 2553 01:56:47.560 --> 01:56:48.300 fuck you, man. 2554 01:56:48.600 --> 01:56:50.539 His eyes are about to pop out of his fucking head. 2555 01:56:51.060 --> 01:56:53.640 Big Show almost hits a fucking power slam driver on 2556 01:56:53.659 --> 01:56:54.460 Triple H here. 2557 01:56:54.739 --> 01:56:59.619 Holy shit, dude. That was so close to a bad deal. 2558 01:56:59.899 --> 01:57:02.720

Big Show throws up the hand and Rock tags himself in. 2559 01:57:03.359 --> 01:57:09.600 Rock comes in. Rock comes in. He shit cans X-Pac, 2560 01:57:09.640 --> 01:57:12.659 spine busters Triple H. Rock sets up for the people's 2561 01:57:12.699 --> 01:57:15.569 elbow and hits the ropes, but X-Pac slams a steel 2562 01:57:15.609 --> 01:57:18.149 chair in his back while the ref is distracted. 2563 01:57:18.310 --> 01:57:21.550 Yeah, ref is distracted by Big Show, who definitely didn't 2564 01:57:21.590 --> 01:57:22.609 do that on purpose. 2565 01:57:23.090 --> 01:57:25.350 Triple H tags out to X-Pac here, who goes for 2566 01:57:25.380 --> 01:57:27.960 the Bronco Buster, but The Rock fires out of the 2567 01:57:28.000 --> 01:57:29.319 corner and lines him down. 2568 01:57:29.739 --> 01:57:31.720 I love that. Either that one or, you know, putting 2569 01:57:31.739 --> 01:57:34.760 your boot up. Those are top reversals for the Bronco Buster. 2570 01:57:35.250 --> 01:57:37.250 X-Pac cuts him back down with a spin kick for 2571 01:57:37.270 --> 01:57:39.270 a two. Triple H comes in and they do a 2572 01:57:39.289 --> 01:57:41.970 strike exchange that leads to a double line double down here. 2573 01:57:42.369 --> 01:57:47.720 I love how Xbox kicks like were treated like a 2574 01:57:47.760 --> 01:57:49.819 big deal. Like this dude knew how to throw a kick. 2575 01:57:49.840 --> 01:57:52.520 So like top guys were bumping for this spinning heel kick. 2576 01:57:52.779 --> 01:57:55.140 Oh, I love that move too. Yeah. Rock goes to 2577 01:57:55.180 --> 01:57:58.760 tag Big Show here, but Big Show's talking shit to X-Pac. 2578 01:57:59.560 --> 01:58:01.699 And then he walks back to the corner and starts laughing. 2579 01:58:02.300 --> 01:58:04.600 What a fucking dick. Come on, man. Let the rack 2580 01:58:04.649 --> 01:58:05.149 tag in. 2581 01:58:05.569 --> 01:58:07.430 Expat comes in. He chops the shit out of the 2582 01:58:07.489 --> 01:58:07.989 rock here. 2583 01:58:08.010 --> 01:58:10.159 Oh, my God. He chops the fuck out of him. Like, 2584 01:58:10.380 --> 01:58:12.600 I didn't know X-Pac had chops like that in him. 2585 01:58:12.920 --> 01:58:15.319 Triple H hits a vertical suplex for two on The Rock. 2586 01:58:15.640 --> 01:58:17.300 No way you thought that was winning. How many times 2587 01:58:17.319 --> 01:58:18.119 have you faced The Rock? 2588 01:58:19.760 --> 01:58:21.420 Maybe today. I got it. 2589 01:58:21.739 --> 01:58:24.789 Rock hits a DDT for another double down here. But 2590 01:58:24.810 --> 01:58:27.319 when he goes for the tag... Big Show pulls his 2591 01:58:27.420 --> 01:58:29.100 arm back and walks off the apron. 2592 01:58:29.380 --> 01:58:31.899 Come on, you big son of a bitch. Get back 2593 01:58:31.979 --> 01:58:33.260 in there, you motherfucker. 2594 01:58:33.659 --> 01:58:35.640 Triple H then hits the pedigree on The Rock and 2595 01:58:35.699 --> 01:58:36.539 picks up the win. 2596 01:58:36.920 --> 01:58:40.020 Dude, even

he low blows him. He low blows him 2597 01:58:40.189 --> 01:58:42.090 and then he hits the pedigree. What a dick. 2598 01:58:42.550 --> 01:58:45.409 Expat can't believe it. He didn't get his ass beat. 2599 01:58:45.470 --> 01:58:47.250 Triple H was a man of his word. I actually 2600 01:58:47.270 --> 01:58:50.189 couldn't believe that. I swore that Triple H was going 2601 01:58:50.210 --> 01:58:53.069 to like hold a grudge and like X-Pac was going 2602 01:58:53.090 --> 01:58:55.050 to get left behind to get killed by Rock and 2603 01:58:55.090 --> 01:58:56.890 Big Show. But it was not what happened. Big Show 2604 01:58:56.930 --> 01:58:59.550 actually left the Rock and X-Pac and Triple H get 2605 01:58:59.569 --> 01:59:00.729 a win over the Rock. 2606 01:59:01.189 --> 01:59:03.130 Big Show then gets back in the ring and goozles 2607 01:59:03.170 --> 01:59:04.909 the Rock and hits a 180 choke slam. 2608 01:59:04.930 --> 01:59:09.409 Dude, oh my God, dude. He had him up there crazy. 2609 01:59:09.449 --> 01:59:11.789 He had him up there so long that I swore 2610 01:59:11.890 --> 01:59:13.750 it was like waiting for someone's music to hit to 2611 01:59:13.770 --> 01:59:14.350 make the save. 2612 01:59:14.729 --> 01:59:16.010 Yeah, that shit was awesome, dude. 2613 01:59:16.569 --> 01:59:20.670 Sent him straight to hell. Well... He fucking leaves. 2614 01:59:21.689 --> 01:59:23.569 There was a lot of 180 moves hit tonight. 2615 01:59:24.029 --> 01:59:27.609 I love that. I mean, that's fucking awesome. Like, I 2616 01:59:27.649 --> 01:59:29.869 wish you could do that more in like every wrestling game. 2617 01:59:29.890 --> 01:59:31.590 Like being able to turn with a move is sick 2618 01:59:31.630 --> 01:59:32.010 as hell. 2619 01:59:32.340 --> 01:59:34.100 I always try to do it when I played like 2620 01:59:34.109 --> 01:59:36.479 the 2K games. It doesn't really work that often, but 2621 01:59:36.619 --> 01:59:38.800 sometimes I feel like if I slam the controller hard enough, 2622 01:59:38.859 --> 01:59:39.319 it will work. 2623 01:59:39.699 --> 01:59:42.689 I feel like when I like I can never gauge 2624 01:59:42.710 --> 01:59:46.270 the how hard I'm supposed to move it. Like sometimes 2625 01:59:46.350 --> 01:59:49.029 it either overshoots or undershoots and like the spot always 2626 01:59:49.090 --> 01:59:50.600 is fucked up and I don't want to do it again. 2627 01:59:50.609 --> 01:59:52.300 Be cool if you could do it all the time 2628 01:59:52.420 --> 01:59:52.979 on purpose. 2629 01:59:53.899 --> 01:59:57.420 Of course. But yeah, man, I actually thought this was 2630 01:59:57.460 --> 01:59:59.510 a fun episode of SmackDown. I thought the main was 2631 01:59:59.550 --> 02:00:01.279 a good match. I like the story that was told there. 2632 02:00:01.310 --> 02:00:04.010 I mean, there was a lot of fucking random ass matches, 2633 02:00:04.050 --> 02:00:05.970 but like none of them I thought were bad. I 2634 02:00:06.090 --> 02:00:08.909 had a good time.

The Rock had a great fucking 2635 02:00:08.930 --> 02:00:12.369 deal here. The Cactus thing is fucking legendary. We get 2636 02:00:12.430 --> 02:00:15.930 two cool dancing. You know, I had a good time here. 2637 02:00:16.250 --> 02:00:18.270 Yeah, I thought it was a fun show, man. I mean, 2638 02:00:18.310 --> 02:00:20.899 like the Rock was all up in there doing his thing. 2639 02:00:20.909 --> 02:00:24.369 You can't beat that. Little Taz special appearance in there. 2640 02:00:24.430 --> 02:00:26.869 Gangrel and Taz had some crazy ass match. 2641 02:00:28.810 --> 02:00:33.189 Well, that is it for WWF Smackdown, January 13th, 2000. 2642 02:00:33.189 --> 02:00:37.579 And now it's time for the main event. 2643 02:00:37.720 --> 02:00:39.720 Let's read some fucking names. 2644 02:00:43.380 --> 02:00:44.119 All right. 2645 02:00:44.220 --> 02:00:46.550 Welcome to the main event. 2646 02:00:47.710 --> 02:00:48.409 My throat hurts. 2647 02:00:49.640 --> 02:00:51.319 You made it, everybody. 2648 02:00:51.479 --> 02:00:55.300 Yippee. We did it. We did it together. 370 episodes. 2649 02:00:55.340 --> 02:00:58.180 We're here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 2650 02:00:58.560 --> 02:01:04.409 Starting in the $ 5 tier, they took Raph. Where? Cairo XO. 2651 02:01:05.069 --> 02:01:06.210 Leo Dyson. 2652 02:01:06.989 --> 02:01:10.970 Hugh Jane-ish. Yeah. 2653 02:01:12.289 --> 02:01:16.029 Yeah. Omar Fareed. 2654 02:01:16.529 --> 02:01:16.869 Yo. 2655 02:01:17.449 --> 02:01:23.109 OK KO. My favorite Digimon is Cherubimon. Which one is yours? 2656 02:01:23.590 --> 02:01:24.609 Oh, I like Ghostmon. 2657 02:01:25.369 --> 02:01:28.670 Oh my goodness gracious, this guy's a ball knower. 2658 02:01:29.270 --> 02:01:31.949 I fuck with Ghost Mon. You know what other one 2659 02:01:31.989 --> 02:01:36.020 I like? I like, oh my god, it's a fucking 2660 02:01:36.180 --> 02:01:37.079 ridiculous name. 2661 02:01:37.239 --> 02:01:37.760 You got it. 2662 02:01:37.800 --> 02:01:38.800 It's super long. 2663 02:01:39.020 --> 02:01:40.520 Scourge Chirot Mon. 2664 02:01:40.979 --> 02:01:44.960 Yes! Holy shit, that one, yes! That's a fucking crazy 2665 02:01:45.039 --> 02:01:47.460 ass deal there. Hold on, yours, yours, yours, what's yours, 2666 02:01:47.479 --> 02:01:48.199 what's yours, what's yours? 2667 02:01:48.229 --> 02:01:51.789 It's a loaded question and not one I'm answering right now, 2668 02:01:51.869 --> 02:01:54.949 but When it comes to Digimon, just know I love it, man. 2669 02:01:55.109 --> 02:01:57.109 I love it. Shurubimon's cool as fuck to me, dude. 2670 02:01:57.369 --> 02:01:58.689 Yeah, he fucks with them heavy. 2671 02:01:59.010 --> 02:02:02.189 Bryce Peek. N-D-A. 2672 02:02:02.520 --> 02:02:03.109 Yeah. 2673 02:02:03.720 --> 02:02:07.539 Scott Rust. A-J Darling. 2674 02:02:07.819 --> 02:02:08.319 Yeah. 2675 02:02:08.960 --> 02:02:09.539 Yeah. 2676 02:02:10.060 --> 02:02:11.760 Yeah. Did I say A-J Darling? 2677 02:02:11.779 --> 02:02:12.079 Yeah. 2678 02:02:12.479 -->

02:02:18.180 Blake Meads. Gunnar Harland versus Gunnar Scott. 2679 02:02:18.859 --> 02:02:22.239 Wow. Gotta be a carry job. A.J. 2680 02:02:22.439 --> 02:02:23.649 Tucker. Yeah. 2681 02:02:23.869 --> 02:02:24.289 Yeah. 2682 02:02:24.630 --> 02:02:26.149 But either way. 2683 02:02:26.409 --> 02:02:28.649 Yeah. Yeah. Dude. 2684 02:02:29.069 --> 02:02:30.350 Luis Garrido. 2685 02:02:30.369 --> 02:02:31.609 Yay. 2686 02:02:32.050 --> 02:02:34.789 Ten dollar tier. Destin Carpenter. 2687 02:02:34.810 --> 02:02:34.869 Yo. 2688 02:02:36.229 --> 02:02:37.109 Underscore. 2689 02:02:37.140 --> 02:02:38.239 It's a bunch of them. 2690 02:02:38.579 --> 02:02:40.899 Oak Tree. Nick Butera. 2691 02:02:41.300 --> 02:02:42.960 Anor Ryder. Anor. 2692 02:02:43.340 --> 02:02:46.340 And that's the word. From da dog. 2693 02:02:46.359 --> 02:02:47.819 Da dog. 2694 02:02:51.399 --> 02:02:56.850 Me. Autoclav. Leo Dyson. 2695 02:02:56.909 --> 02:02:57.550 Wait, wait a minute. 2696 02:02:57.890 --> 02:03:00.050 Leo Dyson? There's no way. 2697 02:03:01.250 --> 02:03:05.189 There he is. Rat Knight. Yo. It's 301. It's, it's, it's, it's. 2698 02:03:05.210 --> 02:03:06.010 Cryptiddy777. 2699 02:03:06.010 --> 02:03:06.350 777. 2700 02:03:06.350 --> 02:03:20.220 7 about ruined my damn career. Connor, Hunter, Piledriver? I 2701 02:03:20.260 --> 02:03:23.800 don't even know her. Chase? 2702 02:03:24.439 --> 02:03:30.100 No, dude. We were getting somewhere. No, come on. This 2703 02:03:30.159 --> 02:03:31.640 is a lot. This is a lot. This is a lot. 2704 02:03:31.680 --> 02:03:32.239 Cole Thomas. 2705 02:03:32.260 --> 02:03:33.050 Obi Gioli. John F. 2706 02:03:33.060 --> 02:03:33.260 Kennedy. 2707 02:03:42.659 --> 02:03:46.560 Dude, the fucking president. And our son. Oh, that's fucking ridiculous. 2708 02:03:46.659 --> 02:03:47.619 That's ridiculous. 2709 02:03:48.810 --> 02:03:51.810 And our son. 2710 02:03:52.850 --> 02:03:53.970 Doesn't even make any sense. 2711 02:03:54.489 --> 02:03:58.590 The alien who got pregnant off Matt Morgan's Exit Velocity Come. 2712 02:04:00.289 --> 02:04:02.350 Hey, what's Matt Morgan's war? Can we find that out? 2713 02:04:02.750 --> 02:04:04.670 Shit's looking like a Kyle Rowley at bat 2026. Are 2714 02:04:04.689 --> 02:04:10.680 we trying to see all that? Isaiah Harvey. Isaiah Harvey. 2715 02:04:15.420 --> 02:04:21.319 You're making me crazy. Brad Coleman. Justin M. Abbott. Yeah. 2716 02:04:21.399 --> 02:04:21.939 Yeah. 2717 02:04:22.079 --> 02:04:23.579 You added that M in there, didn't you? 2718 02:04:23.779 --> 02:04:25.819 That is, I mean, like, he wanted it to happen. 2719 02:04:25.840 --> 02:04:26.340 He wanted it. 2720 02:04:26.399 --> 02:04:27.600 Yeah, and I respect that. 2721 02:04:28.020 --> 02:04:30.659 Welcome to Red Lobster. Home of the Red Lobster. 2722 02:04:31.109 --> 02:04:31.529 Yum. 2723 02:04:36.390 --> 02:04:39.229 Adam Jackpot. Nobody. Nobody. 2724 02:04:39.250 --> 02:04:39.890 Nobody. 2725 02:04:40.359 --> 02:04:48.930 It's me, Sans69. Nice. Layla McKiernan. Jason Ephraim. J. Denim 2726 02:04:49.010 --> 02:04:49.770 Lex Luger. 2727 02:04:49.779 --> 02:04:51.470 Yeah. O. 2728 02:04:52.109 --> 02:04:54.090 Fisty Punches. Scooter. 2729 02:04:54.949 --> 02:04:58.550 MJ Mobley. Yeah. Yeah. Corey. 2730 02:04:59.130 --> 02:05:08.569 Madren888. Octopus Ron. Bobby P. James Edwards. 6-7, but in Spanish. 2731 02:05:08.590 --> 02:05:08.640 6-7. 2732 02:05:11.819 --> 02:05:13.640 That's odd. Odd name. 2733 02:05:13.760 --> 02:05:16.960 Yeah, is that how that works? Is it like, oh, God, 2734 02:05:17.020 --> 02:05:17.239 I don't. 2735 02:05:17.659 --> 02:05:21.829 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete. So, sesiete. 2736 02:05:22.350 --> 02:05:26.430 But it's probably like... Fuck, it's probably like siete y 2737 02:05:26.489 --> 02:05:27.630 seis or something, right? 2738 02:05:28.130 --> 02:05:29.750 No, I think there's like a whole different word for 2739 02:05:29.750 --> 02:05:33.949 60 because it would be 67. Oh, fuck. Oh, no, no, no. 2740 02:05:34.340 --> 02:05:36.180 Because we're not saying 67. We're saying 67. 2741 02:05:36.159 --> 02:05:40.010 Right, we're saying 67, yeah. See? Super crazy taught me... 2742 02:05:40.739 --> 02:05:42.960 One to ten in Spanish. Sting. 2743 02:05:43.659 --> 02:05:44.760 Justin Hasley. 2744 02:05:45.340 --> 02:05:45.819 Greg. 2745 02:05:46.500 --> 02:05:50.449 Five Star Danji. Did you know the greatest big man 2746 02:05:50.470 --> 02:05:53.010 of all time lives in my pants and is called 2747 02:05:53.270 --> 02:05:55.130 Richard Hammerbush? 2748 02:05:55.489 --> 02:05:56.750 Yeah. What? 2749 02:05:58.010 --> 02:06:03.810 David Johnson. Jeff Nettlecoff. 2750 02:06:04.529 --> 02:06:04.880 Zenny. 2751 02:06:05.710 --> 02:06:11.029 Master Chief 117 says, I just oo-oo-ooed your ass. Wyatt 2752 02:06:11.109 --> 02:06:12.680 Heron Auster. 2753 02:06:12.979 --> 02:06:14.079 Yeah. Yeah. 2754 02:06:14.460 --> 02:06:18.939 Josh Garcia. Jerry Spelunk Jr. 2755 02:06:19.800 --> 02:06:23.720 Dude, like, TR. is, like, unreal still, dude. Like, that's 2756 02:06:23.819 --> 02:06:24.920 fucking so awesome. 2757 02:06:25.319 --> 02:06:26.899 Yeah, that's elite, man. That's elite. 2758 02:06:27.140 --> 02:06:29.300 Yeah, that's, like, and that's just for us, too. Like, 2759 02:06:29.319 --> 02:06:29.880 that's awesome. 2760 02:06:30.520 --> 02:06:37.819 Meatman. Ooh. J. Versafan. Razor Bostetus be like, you want 2761 02:06:37.840 --> 02:06:38.840 to watch Stuber? 2762 02:06:40.439 --> 02:06:41.180 Yeah, I do. 2763 02:06:41.920 --> 02:06:44.010 Amron Crowder. Yeah. 2764 02:06:44.310 --> 02:06:44.600 Yeah. 2765 02:06:44.859 --> 02:06:51.289 John Zalewski. WB. Claire Grindle. It's Corvid wanting the long 2766 02:06:51.350 --> 02:06:55.770 way with Kid Bandit. Sko Jukebox. Yadira. 2767 02:06:56.149 --> 02:06:56.430 Yo. 2768 02:06:56.989 --> 02:07:03.829 NWA World Champion Tajiri Puntang Pai. Oh, this is even crazier. 2769 02:07:04.329 --> 02:07:06.890 NWA world champion Tajiri Pootang Pie. 2770 02:07:07.449 --> 02:07:10.590 Pootang, right. There he is. 2771 02:07:11.489 --> 02:07:17.439 Devin Jones. Connor Bostic. Where is James WCW Universe mode? 2772 02:07:18.020 --> 02:07:20.359 JG underscore crusade. 2773 02:07:20.659 --> 02:07:21.239 Yeah. 2774 02:07:21.460 --> 02:07:26.310 Yeah. Aaron Rose. Hey, Darnell. How about them bears, son? 2775 02:07:26.590 --> 02:07:26.970 What? 2776 02:07:27.210 --> 02:07:29.569 Bear down. How about your quarterback? 2777 02:07:29.789 --> 02:07:30.090 Cool. 2778 02:07:32.630 --> 02:07:34.789 Fucker! Damn. 2779 02:07:35.829 --> 02:07:37.609 J.L. D. 2780 02:07:37.680 --> 02:07:40.720 Verde. Johnny Got Tiny Balls. 2781 02:07:41.060 --> 02:07:43.439 No, come on. That's all I got is balls. Balls 2782 02:07:43.500 --> 02:07:44.899 are all I got. Balls of steel. 2783 02:07:45.340 --> 02:07:46.640 Balls of steel. 2784 02:07:46.979 --> 02:07:48.659 Balls of steel. 2785 02:07:48.659 --> 02:07:50.600 $ 15 tier. 2786 02:07:51.039 --> 02:07:51.539 Blancs. 2787 02:07:52.220 --> 02:07:55.510 Das Becks. Ryan J. $ 120 annual Genesis Lord. 2788 02:07:55.529 --> 02:07:55.699 And.... 2789 02:08:01.760 --> 02:08:10.199 Still the Patreon champion! Hooray! At $ 50 fucking dollars! Totally 2790 02:08:10.310 --> 02:08:14.689 not Brian here, the real lover of sandwiches. 2791 02:08:14.869 --> 02:08:17.710 Let's go. That's the kind of champion I want. Somebody 2792 02:08:17.729 --> 02:08:24.170 that's pro sandwich. Not a DX sandwich, a real sandwich. Fucker! 2793 02:08:24.649 --> 02:08:29.449 Let's fucking go. Round of applause for the champion. Round 2794 02:08:29.470 --> 02:08:32.710 of applause for all the patrons new and old. Thank 2795 02:08:32.729 --> 02:08:36.880 you all so much for signing up on the Patreon. Well, 2796 02:08:36.899 --> 02:08:38.340 that is it for the main event and that is 2797 02:08:38.420 --> 02:08:41.899 it for our show. Thank you so much for joining us. Patreon.com 2798 02:08:41.920 --> 02:08:44.119 slash DeadlockPW. We hope to see you over there. You'll 2799 02:08:44.140 --> 02:08:46.859 love it, I promise. And what you also will love is. 2800 02:08:46.800 --> 02:08:48.420 Another edition of the podcast because we'll. 2801 02:08:48.279 --> 02:08:52.630 Be back next week for a new episode. Hooray!