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Have you ever wished you could live your life all
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over again?
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Perhaps you have.
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Three score and ten is our allotted time, and yet
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it might be nice to repeat the process and see
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how many past mistakes we could avoid on our second
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tour around the clock. For none of us are perfect.
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Well, almost none.
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I have in mind one gentleman who thought he was
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at any rate. His name was Alexander Dobie. No one
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ever said no to Mr.
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Dobie.
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He was much too rich. No one ever crossed him.
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No one ever matched his will.
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Until a late afternoon in January at the age of 52,
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when our friend Alexander Dobie.
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But I'm getting ahead of my story. Let me give
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it to you in more detail. Oh, good afternoon, Mr.
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Dobie. Good afternoon.
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I don't remember you're making an appointment.
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I never make appointments, Dr.
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Renner, particularly with dentists.
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Oh. I arrive when I arrive and I leave when
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I leave. I don't have time to keep appointments.
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What seems to be the trouble?
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What do you think would be the trouble when I
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visit a dentist?
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I have a toothache. If my regular dentist hadn't.
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Taken a winter vacation, I wouldn't be here now.
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Dr.
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Simpson, of course you've heard of him, best man in town,
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charges $ 30 a filling.
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I only charge five.
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Then you can't be very good. However, I have a
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double purpose in coming here, as you undoubtedly know.
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I think I can guess. You open wide, please.
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The big one on the upper left next to the.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What are you trying to do? Torture me?
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Well, you've got quite a cavity there.
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You needn't tell me. It's my tooth, isn't it? Will
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you have to drill?
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Naturally.
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Naturally.
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Will it hurt?
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Probably.
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Well, I don't want it to hurt, blasted. I haven't
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got time to be in pain.
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Would you like some gas?
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Gas?
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Well, you won't feel a thing if I give you gas.
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I hope not. Rainer, how long have you known my daughter?
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Oh, it's been almost a year, Mr.
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Dobie.
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That's almost a year too long, young man. Just what
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are your intentions?
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Hasn't Arlene told you?
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She doesn't have to tell me. I know what's going on.
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Well, Mr. Dobie, as long as you bring the matter up.
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Well....
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I want to marry Arlene.
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You want to what?
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Well, I had every intention of coming to see you
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very soon.
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What is your income, Renner?
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Five thousand a year.
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That's gross, isn't it?
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Yes.
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And after your overhead is cleared, your office, instruments and
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so on, what's left?
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Well, about Three thousand, I guess.
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Three thousand a year. Sixty dollars a week, and you
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want to marry my daughter?
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Well, Mr. Dobie, I.
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Oh, I know what you're after, my enterprising young fellow.
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Don't think you're getting ahead of me.
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I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, Mr.
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Dobie.
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Heiresses aren't easy to come by, are they?
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Particularly for inconsequential pipsqueaks like you.
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Mr.
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Dobie, you're going a little too far. Please, let's not quarrel.
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You're Arlene's father, and I.
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You can bet your last by cuspid I'm her father.
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But I'm never going to be your father-in-law.
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Now, do you hear that?
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From now on, your little romance is finished. I don't
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want you to see my daughter again.
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Is that clear?
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Very.
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I can make a lot of trouble for you, Renner.
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So keep it in mind. I will, Mr.
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Dopey.
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Well, now get on with that, too. And if I
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so much as feel one twinge of pain, I'll bite
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a hole in your hand. What's that?
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I'm ready to give you the gas now.
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Well, don't stand there like an idiot. Give it to me.
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Well, we'll just put this mask over your face.
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Now, breathe naturally.
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Well, how else do you think I can breathe?
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This will only take a minute.
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I have to be careful with that fool thing now.
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Don't give me too much.
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I know my business, Mr.
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Dolby.
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I'm going to give you just enough.
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Is this stuff dangerous?
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It could be, if it's not handled properly. So, you're...
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coming between Arlene and me.
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You bet your boots I am. And I'll ruin you, Renner,
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if you so much as.
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Say, wait a minute. I feel peculiar.
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Breathe deeply, Mr. Dobie.
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Get this thing off me. I don't want any gas.
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Just a few seconds more.
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Oh, I don't want any more.
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You're trying to kill me.
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Take that mask away.
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Take it away from me.
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You're killing me!
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You're killing me!
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Did you say something, Mr. Durbin?
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With pleasure to you.
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My name is Ipswich.
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That's not a name. That's a railroad station. Where am I?
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In a room.
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Oh, I know I'm in a room. That dentist Renner.
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Now I remember. He tried to kill me.
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Did he?
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Gave me gas. Get hold of the police. I'm having
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that man jailed immediately.
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Now, let me see. I believe I have a list
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of your vital statistics here.
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Did you hear what I said about the police?
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I suggest you relax, Mr.
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Dobie.
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It'll make it so much easier for.
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Both of us.
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Say, where am I? In a lunatic asylum? What am
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I doing in a bare room? How did I get here?
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My tooth doesn't hurt.
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Alexander Dovey, aged 52. Widower, one child, place of birth, Rochester,
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New York. Member of the Stock Exchange, president of the
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Universal Copper Company, Incorporated.
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How do you know so much about me?
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It's my business to know everything about everyone, Mr.
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Dovey.
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Listen, you crackpot. I just told you a man tried
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to murder me. Now, are you going to call the
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police or must I.
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Police?
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There are no police, Mr. Dovey.
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What?
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And I know all about Dr.
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Renner and you.
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Too much guess. It's happened before, sir. It's more pleasant
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than falling out of a window, isn't it? You must
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admit you left the world with ease and comfort.
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Left the world? You talk as if I'm dead.
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But you are, Mr. Derby. You are dead.
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I just can't believe it. It is impossible.
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It's happened before, Mr. Derby. You're not the first man
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to arrive at the middle level. There have been several
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billion before you.
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Middle level? What middle level? Why haven't I been taken
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to the upper level?
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Well, first there are references to be checked, Mr. Derby.
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Of course, the references aren't so important on the lower level.
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So you don't even worry.
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We'll see you get in somewhere.
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I've got hundreds of references, Ipswich.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Odd they're not listed here.
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Apparently you don't know who I am.
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Yes, you're Alexander Doby, age 52.
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I also happen to be Alexander
Doby, the richest man
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in the East. I'm on the board of directors in
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three banks. I'm a member of five of the most
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exclusive clubs in America. And it would take you a
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week to walk across my real estate if it was
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laid end to end.
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I still don't see any references on my list.
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Then your list is a forgery, Ipswich. Ask any businessman
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in New York who I am. He'll tell you without
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blinking an eyelash.
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I'm afraid you misunderstand me, Mr.
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Derby.
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I'm talking about personal references.
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Personal references?
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Yes, in order to reach the upper level, someone must
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vouch for you. A friend or a member of your family.
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Just one kind word in your favor is all that's needed, Mr.
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Derby.
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Oh, now, look here, Ipswich. Let's not be silly about this.
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I'm not in the habit of asking people to vouch
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for me.
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Here.
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Here.
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What's that?
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Money, you fool. A hundred dollar bill. Now take it
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and let's get started.
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Dear, dear, they're getting awfully careless at the main gate.
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You're the third person who's come through here in the
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past 80 years with money.
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What do you mean?
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Money isn't needed in this area, so to speak.
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Money's needed everywhere. Makes the world go round.
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But you happen to be out of this world, Mr.
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Derby.
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Now, about that reference.
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Oh, are we going into that again?
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I'm afraid it's necessary.
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All right, if you insist. I can give you a reference.
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Fine.
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How do we get back?
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Just tell me where you want to go, Mr.
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Derby.
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We'll give you this reference.
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My banker, of course. Who else?
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Very well, sir. We'll see your banker. This is where
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you bank your money, I believe.
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And there's John Harvey, the president.
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John!
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He can't hear you, Mr. Dobie.
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He can't?
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He can't see you either.
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Well, that's a ridiculous position to be in.
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But we can hear and see him. Let's go over
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to his desk.
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Mr. Harvey. What is it, Lewis? Here's that statement Mr.
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Dobie's executor asked for.
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Oh, yes, yes, his assets.
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Wait a minute here, this way, Steve Fitcher.
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Yes, I imagine it's very impressive.
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He certainly was rich, wasn't he?
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Extremely.
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He had $ 11 million in cash in this bank alone.
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To say nothing of his mortgages and real estate.
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Yes, it's quite a fortune. Alexander Dobie was even richer
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than I imagined.
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There you are, it's rich.
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How's that for a reference?
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It's still not personal.
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Hard to please, aren't you?
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Mr. Harvey, how long do you think it took him
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to amass a fortune like that?
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It wasn't done overnight.
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I'll say it wasn't.
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He must have worked hard for it.
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There's your reference, Ipswich. Hard?
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Oh, don't be silly, Lewis.
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He just cheated a little better than the next chap,
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that's all. In order to build this fortune, he probably
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ruined half a dozen men. I know what Dobie's kind
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was like.
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The last of the robber barons.
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He doesn't know what... he's talking about.
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Doesn't he?
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I hate to say this about a man who's gone, Lewis,
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but Alex Dobie's death was no loss to the world.
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I doubt if anyone will miss him. There are many
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people who have already forgotten he ever existed.
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Shall I send this report to his attorneys, Mr.
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Harvey?
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Yes, get it over with.
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I'm going out for lunch and a round of golf.
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Well, Mr.
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Derby?
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That's a fine way for a man to treat a client.
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That's all I have to say. He'll never get another
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nickel of my business.
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I'm sure he won't.
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Anyway, he was always jealous of me. And he was
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never a very good friend.
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Then suppose we visit a good friend, Mr.
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Derby?
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Yes.
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Well, all right.
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Who shall we see?
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Oh, anyone at all. It doesn't matter. Lots of friends.
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Good friends, too.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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Oh, let's see now. A good friend. Just give me time.
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I'll think of one.
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Ipswich.
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Yes, Mr. Derby?
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Not that I expect to disappoint you, and just for
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the sake of argument, out of sheer curiosity.
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What would happen if I didn't produce a reference?
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I wouldn't talk about that now, Mr. Derby. I demand
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to know. It isn't a pleasant subject.
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What are you getting at?
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Mr. Derby, we haven't too much time, so let's get
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on with it. Have you or have you not a
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personal reference to offer?
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I certainly have....
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I hope.
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On this earth, time is measured in seconds, minutes, and hours.
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In Mr. Dobie's new world, time is calculated in eternities. Days, months,
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and years are unimportant. There is only now and later.
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And in Mr.
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Dobie's case, it was later than he thought.
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Hey, isn't that my country club with Fitch?
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You said you wanted to hear from Charlie Parker, I believe. Well,
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we'll find him on the golf course.
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Good old Charlie. He spent ten years trying to beat
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me at golf, but he could never touch my game.
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Were you that good?
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Good.
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I was number two man of the club. Oh, there's
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Charlie now, walking towards the first tee.
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Let's join him.
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Hey, wait a minute. He's playing a twosome with John Harvey.
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Now, listen, we just saw Harvey, and what he says
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doesn't count.
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I'm only interested in what Mr. Parker has to say.
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Hello there, Charlie.
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Oh, afternoon, John. You're late.
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Sorry, I was going over Alex Dorby's account.
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Oh, yeah, Alex died the other day, I hear.
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He was a very good personal friend of yours, wasn't he?
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Oh, I knew him quite well.
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Go on, Charlie. Tell him how we got along. Tell
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him what a wonderful jab I was.
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He used to play quite a bit of golf with Alex.
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Oh, was he good? Number two man at the club.
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What did I tell you, Ipswich?
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Should have been number one man, the way he kept
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his score. Really?
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If he took ten strokes, he'd put down five. He
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was just about the biggest golf liar I ever met.
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Now, look here, you old windbag.
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I told you they can't hear you, Mr.
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Diggs.
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So he cheated in golf as well as in everything else.
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Not only that, but he did it for money.
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Money?
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I couldn't forgive a man who forgets a stroke or
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two when he scores a card.
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After all, we're only humans.
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It's nice to feel you're, well, to kid yourself that
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you're an athlete at the age of 50 or so.
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I know what you mean, Charlie.
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But Dobie always insisted on playing for money. Five dollars
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a hole. He always made sure to win every hole
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in the bargain.
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With his pencil, eh?
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It was really disgusting, Harvey. He was richer than any
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man I'd ever known.
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Yet he'd cheat for a five dollar bill.
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Can you imagine that? I guess not.
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But as I understood it, Parkey, you were his closest friend.
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You don't seem to be very unhappy about his passing.
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His closest friend? Yeah, I was his closest friend.
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I knew what was good for me. He held 51%
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of the stock in my company. He could have ruined
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me at the drop of a hat. That's why I
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made sure to be his closest friend. Oh, I see.
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You know what I'm going to do?
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You know how I'm going to mourn his death?
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No.
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By getting tied in the clubhouse after this round of golf.
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And it's going to be more of a celebration than
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anything else.
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Come on, let's go. Well, well, that's that.
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I would never have believed it, Charlie. Never.
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Did you cheat at golf, Mr. Dobie?
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Cheat?
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As Parker claimed.
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Well, I admit taking a stroke or two off my
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card here and there, but what difference did it make?
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It was all in fun.
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Fun at five dollars a hole.
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Now listen to me, Ipswich.
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Mr.
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Dobie, I'm afraid I'll have to inform the secretary.
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What?
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You don't seem to be able to provide a reference.
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Now, look, Ipswich, you've got to give me a break.
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A break?
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I'm due for the upper level, and you know it.
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And by George, you're going to take me there.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Dobie.
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Now, now, wait a minute, Ipswich.
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I'm a rich man, a very rich man. All that
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talk about not using money was just plain silly.
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You know it was.
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Oh, I admit I underestimated you by offering you $ 100, but.
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I'll raise that offer.
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Will you?
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To a million.
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Hmm.
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Well, how's that, eh? A million dollars in cash. And
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you don't
have to report it to the government if
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you don't want to. I'll keep quiet myself. Save the tax.
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See what I mean?
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Only a reference and a good one will do the trick, Mr. Derby.
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I won't go any higher, Ipswich. Either you take two
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million or the deal's off.
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Fine. The deal is off.
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Wait, wait. Don't leave me, Ipswich. Maybe I made a mistake.
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Maybe you're the one man who doesn't have his price,
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but don't leave me alone. I'm I'm a little frightened.
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The great Alexander Dobie. Frightened.
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Well, I've never been in a position before where my
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money was useless. I am not used to that sort
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of thing, blasted.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize.
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That's a concession for you.
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Look, Ipswich, I mean, Mr. Ipswich, maybe you can help
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me out. I? Well, you've known me for now, well,
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for quite a while. Couldn't you give me a reference?
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Sorry, employees and their families are excluded from taking part.
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Oh.
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I might make one suggestion, however.
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Yes?
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Your daughter.
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My daughter?
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Surely if there's one person in the world you've left
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who's sorry, it must be she. I.
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I never thought of Arlene.
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It seems to be your last chance, Mr. Derby.
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All right, Mr. Ipswich. We'll see how Arlene feels about it.
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Poor Mr.
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Dolby.
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Fancy a million dollars not enough to buy what he wants.
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Let's hear how he gets on with Arlene.
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This is my home, Mr.
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Ipswich. Rather ornate, isn't it?
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By my, this house cost a quarter of a million dollars.
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The marble's imported from Italy and, well, it was very expensive.
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Let's hear what your daughter has to say. That young
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man who's with her, we saw him a little while ago.
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That's Lewis, the bank accountant.
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I'm
sorry to disturb you at a time like this, Mrs.
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Adobe.
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That's quite all right, Mr.
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Lewis.
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I've brought a copy of a statement I gave the
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executor of your father's estate.
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I thought you might want to keep it in your files.
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Thank you.
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We were all deeply shocked at the bank, Miss Adobe.
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Your father's death was so sudden. I want you to
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know that you have all our sympathy.
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Thank you.
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But you needn't put yourself out too much, Mr.
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Lewis. I understand.
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I beg your pardon?
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No one really misses father.
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No one cares that he's gone.
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But surely... He didn't have a friend in the world,
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and you know it.
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Arlene.
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To be perfectly frank with you, I'm finding it hard
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to care myself. I know it's a terrible thing for
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a daughter to say, but... Well, I can't be a hypocrite.
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My father gave me everything that money could buy. Everything
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but happiness.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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He ruled my life like a dictator.
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I could never make a move without his knowledge. I
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could hardly even breathe unless he said it was all right.
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And before he died, he even separated me from the
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man I loved, Fred Renner. Fred's never come to see me,
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and I don't think he ever will again. My father
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and I had nothing in common. No matter how hard
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I try, I can be sorry.
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Well, Mr.
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Doobie, All right, Mr. Ipswich. I guess we can call
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it a day. I'm ready.
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Just a moment.
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What?
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Someone else is standing over there. He seems to have
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heard what your daughter just told Lewis.
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It's Renner, that dentist. How can he have the nerve
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to come here, that murdering nincompoop? How can he have
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the crust? Why, he hated me so much he tried
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to kill me. In fact, why, George, he did kill me.
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Marlene, I... I couldn't come any sooner. Just as long
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as you did come, Fred, it's all right.
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For a while, I thought I could never come at
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all after what happened.
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It was an accident.
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You do believe that, don't you?
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Well, of course.
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The gas output was defective. I tried to bring him around,
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but I.
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Defective! I like that!
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Arlene, I heard what you told Mr.
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Lewis just a few moments ago.
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Well, I couldn't help it.
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It's how I feel.
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But you mustn't feel that way.
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What?
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What did he say?
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No matter what your father was like, Arlene, he loved you.
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It's the one thing in his life he was sincere
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about you.
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You must believe it.
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You can say that after the way he treated.
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You, Fred?
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Oh, I can forgive him for it.
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And go one step further. Arlene, I'm sorry he's gone.
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I really am.
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He wasn't a very pleasant man, perhaps, because no one
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understood him.
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But underneath, I.
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I don't know, I feel he was decent, in spite
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of everything.
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Is.
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is that Renner talking?
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Looks like you've got your reference at last, Mr. Dobie.
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I can't believe it. Renner.
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Well, I say, that's mighty nice of him. It's certainly
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something I never expected. Wait, he'll be my way, I...
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I thought you said you couldn't see me. It's which
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friend blazes ego?
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He sees me, I'm sure of it.
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Look, he's walking in my direction. What's that he's got
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in his hand?
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Looks like a mask.
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A gas mask. Why, the murdering weasel is
going to
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kill me all over again. You can't kill me, you fool.
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I'm dead already. Take it away.
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Take it away.
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Take it away.
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You're killing me.
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Take that mask away.
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Mr.
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Dolby, wake up.
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Mr. Dolby. He's coming around, isn't he? What happened?
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Who are you?
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Officer Callahan, police emergency squad.
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That respirator just saved your life, Mr.
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Dolby.
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Dr.
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Renner here gave you a little too much gas.
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Boy, it was an accident, I tell you. My meter
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wasn't working.
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That's something you may have to prove, Doc.
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What do you mean?
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You're coming down to headquarters with me.
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Maybe this wasn't deliberate, but criminal negligence can be another story.
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Criminal negligence?
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Just a moment, officer. Who do you think you're talking to?
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What?
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Do you know who I am?
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Sure, you're Mr.
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Dobie.
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Then get on about your business and leave us alone.
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How dare you accuse my prospective son-in-law of criminal negligence?
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Well, I'm sorry, Mr.
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Dobie. I didn't mean to.
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Go on back to your precinct. And no report of
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this to anyone.
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You hear?
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Yes, sir.
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Sorry, Dr.
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Renner.
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It's quite all right. Mr.
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Dobie.
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Well?
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Did you really mean that about my being your prospective son-in-law?
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I always mean everything I say, young man.
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Well, let me thank you for the way you acted
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with that cop. I mean, well, it was honestly an accident,
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but you could have made an awful lot of trouble
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for me.
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I think nothing of it, Freddy. Matter of fact, you
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might return the favor one day.
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Return the favor?
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How?
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Well, you never know, Raynard. when I may need a reference.
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Well, there you are.
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Alexander Dobie seems to have gotten his second chance, and
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I have a feeling he'll do a better job with
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this one. Yes, at one time or another, we all
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need references, and it's always a good.
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Idea to keep it in mind.
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And if you ever want my help, don't hesitate to call.
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I'll be glad to provide a fitting testimonial for any
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of my friends. Everyone knows my reference is a good one.
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For after all, the time is always right.
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The clock will be heard again next week, same time,
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same station. Lawrence Clee writes it and Harp McGuire narrates.
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As Alexander Dobie and Mr. Ipswich, you heard Tom Farley
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and Ken Hannum.
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Others in the cast were Howard Craven, Frank Waters and
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June Salter. The clock is a Grace Gibson Radio production.