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WEBVTT 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:07.440 As I sit in a towel, fresh out of the shower, hair dripping wet, blinds wide open, because who needs boundaries, right? 00:00:08.230 --> 00:00:11.609 I'm wondering, what is this podcast going to be? 00:00:12.070 --> 00:00:14.720 Is it going to be video or just audio? 00:00:15.574 --> 00:00:19.105 If it's video, trust me, I promise I will put clothes on. 00:00:19.204 --> 00:00:20.600 Nobody needs to see that. 00:00:21.695 --> 00:00:26.894 But let's get serious for a second because this podcast at its core is a love letter. 00:00:27.144 --> 00:00:33.854 A giant, sarcastic, oversharing, overly caffeinated love letter to everyone who's believed in me over the years. 00:00:34.384 --> 00:00:38.384 Friends, co workers, family, especially my parents and my husband. 00:00:38.784 --> 00:00:40.554 Without you, I don't know where I'd be. 00:00:41.034 --> 00:00:46.405 Actually, I'd probably be face first in a Taco Bell drive thru somewhere crying into a Crunchwrap Supreme. 00:00:47.484 --> 00:00:50.784 You know, now that I think about it, that doesn't sound so bad. 00:00:51.005 --> 00:00:52.695 It kind of reminds me of college. 00:00:53.274 --> 00:00:58.034 Anyway, y'all taught me how to be a better person, a better friend, a better wife. 00:00:58.465 --> 00:01:00.155 Especially when I didn't think I could be. 00:01:00.774 --> 00:01:11.474 From my random collection of odd jobs, shout out to retail and finance for teaching me patience and how not to punch a person in the face no matter how badly I really want to. 00:01:12.409 --> 00:01:16.209 So all the life lessons that you've given me, this podcast is going to be for you. 00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:27.680 It's also for you, the listener, for anyone who's ever felt quirky, sarcastic, stuck in the 90s, or constantly quoting movies and song lyrics instead of using original thoughts. 00:01:29.015 --> 00:01:35.635 So for those of you that scroll through your camera roll at 2am to relive the good times, I'm right there with you. 00:01:36.584 --> 00:01:38.864 Here's what you can expect from this podcast. 00:01:39.385 --> 00:01:45.084 Crazy stories from my past, whether that's college, odd jobs that I've had, friends. 00:01:45.405 --> 00:01:48.954 Don't worry, I'll change your names because I don't want any of you getting fired. 00:01:49.454 --> 00:01:51.545 And the drama that we've all survived. 00:01:51.584 --> 00:01:53.114 Weddings that I've gone to. 00:01:53.325 --> 00:01:57.234 Ugh, trust me, there are plenty of wedding stories I can share. 00:01:57.375 --> 00:01:58.515 I've been to way too many. 00:01:59.375 --> 00:02:11.405 And I'll also share my favorite movies, music, sports teams, artists, books, and all my other passions, which are way too many to list because undiagnosed ADHD. 00:02:11.675 --> 00:02:12.585 You get the idea. 00:02:13.555 --> 00:02:15.335 So this is going to be a wild ride. 00:02:15.335 --> 00:02:20.064 It's going to be full of potholes, just like the PA Turnpike, but I'm here for it. 00:02:20.064 --> 00:02:21.324 And I hope you are too. 00:02:21.694 --> 00:02:23.094 So buckle up my friends. 00:02:23.115 --> 00:02:28.284 We've got stories to tell, laughs to share, and who knows, maybe even a few tears to shed. 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:33.819 Though let's keep it light on the tears because I think I've cried enough the past two months for all of us. 00:02:34.419 --> 00:02:38.719 Anyway, welcome to the podcast and let's talk some shit.